... , yuu , -''mt IIOL'SEIIOLD. I'nr.K I'ik. Make halt of nnfT i:ti. In the usual Wky. only. Iti- of h.if a i'ouii'1 ( butter to hair a ixjiitvl or Pour, sis ounces or liu'.?r to haif a pouirl f llr would Im .sutU-cU-nt. Tak from two and a l.:;:t pounds to three pounds of the thick end of a of pork, with a very l.ttle fat on it; cut into rather t!na shoes thrw inciips Sons by two inches wiJe; put a layer at the bottom of a pie-dish. Now wash and chop finely a handful of parsely, also an onion. in-ink' a smalt portion of those orer the pork, and grate a little Tiutniez over a litt ptierand salt. No aJd (mother layer of pork, and over that conn' more of the seasoning, only te spar in jr of the Mitnn g Contlnu. thl until the dish is full. Now pour into the dish a cupful or stock or water and a spoonful or two of catsup, or a few muihr.nmis would be better, l'ut a little pa-ti around t'a ede of the dsh; put on the cover, brush a little vgZ over the paste, and if there be any trimmings of the paste left, roll It and stamp out some leaves with a tin cutter, and ornament the pie in a tasteful ma:.ner; tgz over the leave? and I'Ut the pie in a rather hot oven. V lien the paste has risen and tvgin. to color put the pie ut the bottom of the oven with some. pa;er over Jt, as the pie will require to be In the oven two hours. IIou-k AKi-:-i. M.ny peop'.e hare a ifculiar fancy tor these plain cakes, eaten f.rst in early childhood; hence we are gl.kl to have a tried recipe for them, such as ran 1 e ruade al borne to please tlu children, ol 1 and young. Two iiuaits of llour, one quart cf tuolasses (not syrup), one cupful of siitfar, half a cupful of ginger, four teaspoonfuls of soda, a cupful of sour cream and a heaping tahlespjonul of lard. Sift tlie Hour llrst and then sprinkle the uiiiS'T well through it; and the su tr and luolas.'vs, putting In lastly the soiia dissolved in sour cream, of course, you must have from the tinner a cutter shape 1 like ahorse If you would have the delight of the children perfect. FARM NOTES. Cu a i:r. t i r. Kri:. A u easy way to make Chanotte Kasse is to take about one-aith ..f a package of gelatine und hair a cupful ol" cold milk; place this in a fauna boiler, if you have one; if nut, set a basiu containing it mio a pan or pail of boiling water; stir until the p'latine la dissolved, K)iir Into a dssii, and place where it will ciHil rapt lly; then take a pint of pel fee! I y a. M et cream, beat it with an egij-beater until it is l.ht and thick; flavor the cream with lemon or vanilla and sweeten to jour tast;?; when the gelatine is cold, or at least Cool, stir it into the cteam and pour this over the l.i.Iy lingers which you have ar ranged In a class disli or mold; to vary the appearance of the dish you can .-pin the lady lingers and cover tin cream with them. I'.iiain FiariK.u.-. After washing and ridd tin- luains of fibre and skin ill i tl.eui in! o boiilmr water and cook gently lor tifteen minutes, then throw into lce-c 'l I water. VTheu they iiro stitf and white wi;ie and mash them to a batter with a wooden spoon, seasoning with .salt and jeiper. l'.eaL into this an eg, half a cup of milk and two or three tahlesp-MiutuU of pre pared Hour. Fry a little in the boiling f.it Iwfoie vent unr-x more, drop in by the tablespoouful. fry ipuckly, shake in a heated colander t free them of fat ant serve veiy hot. They are nice. I M.iiivi.AMi i.i- i i r. To two pounds of llour ad. I two ounces of lard well rubbed 1:1. one tablespoouful of salt and one pint of cold water. Work the dough until in shape, lay it on a solid place, like a meat block, and litiud it with the back of an ax. Fifteen minutes pounding makes them very good, but half an hour's makes them better, llreak off pieces of dough und work Into biscuits, ltake thor oughly about half an our. They are very g.xd. l'ut sr-.. I'ruues prepared with gelatine are relished by Invalids, and may be eaten for dessert with cream. Mew one pound of prunes in enough water to cover theui until they Hie Unite hoft. While they are cooking soak one ounce of gelatine m a little waler. When the prunes are cooked strain the water from them Into a sauce-pun; add to rL the dissolved gela tine und a cup of suif.ir, and slniuier geatly. Kemuve the seeils from the prunes and then put the prunes into the nance-J an; sliuuiur for ten minutes, and turn m!o tnolus that have Wen wet with cold water. et upon lee or In a col J place to stiffen. Korp is Fowls. To cure the roup, when a bird Is attacked with th char acteristic congh of the malady, or I as tenacious mucus about the beak, with difficirtty in breathln. I place it m a wicker coop, in a quiet shed, and put Iff ore it a drinking-fountain contain ing about a Rill of water, with which I hav mned one drop of solution of aconite, third potency, (may be bad or any homeopathia physician.) In every instance Curing three jean this treat ment has had an effect most marvel ous, for on Tisitmz the patient an hour or two afterward, I found that the symptoms had Taulshed. The attack for a day or two is liable to re turn, jet each time in a lighter form; but continuing the application has in no instance with us failed completely to remoTe the ailment In about 4S hours. In ease of disease should have mad so much progress before it is observed, that the sufferer Is unable to drink, it will te necessary to Rive dose. This Is easily accomplished by pourinu Into the firoat about a tea spoonful of the water every hour. Such an Instance occurred here during the excessive wet weather, when I was absent from one of the houses two days. U pon going to see that all was kept in ceniltion, I found a fine old fellow under one ot the perches, almost dead of acute roup. I separated him from the rest of the flock, and dosed him immediately, lie aoon losi an uio roup symptoms but continued ex tremely weak, and appearea to be fast sinking from atrophy. A medical friend suggested trying the bomm pa thic solution of wuentenm. His advice was taken, with the best result. Testing Cows. There Is a world of difference between cows in the amount of milk and butter that they will produce. It is often the case in a herd of dairy cows that one animal's milk will make as much butter as two or three other cows. This cew will pay a large return for her keep, while the other two poor ones will lose money for the dairyman, so that the whole three cows will not pay him proUt. The only way to ascertain what cows are profitable Is to test each individu ally. Testing the cows is of course some trouble, but the way thrifty people make money is by taking trouble; those that look after the de tails are the ones that get ahead, while men who have no time to fool away with such trilled as testing milking cows, are the one that can hardly make euds meet at the end ot the year. There Is uo reason or sense in a farmer or dairyman milking a cjw for eight months without her paying him a good profit. If one can no; bjK-nd enough time to see whether bis cows are pro fitable or not, then he should go Into some other business in which be has time to look after the uecessaiy details. J'.'.f So'.feio S milary Association has issued a v. tillable circular of instruc tions to molhrrs for the prevention of blindness in infancy. I ).;,ignatiug In ll.tinni.it i n of the eyes as the main cause, the circular le -ommends imme diate wiping of the eyelids with a soft, dry linen i.ig. This should be followed by careful cleausln with tepid water, drafts of cold air to lie scrupulously avoided. When the iliilammatiou ap pears, ir appear It must, cleanliness is the principal essential to saving the sight. Tho edges of the lids may be geut'y aniiointed with soft lard occa sionally to prevent adherence; but the loulticesand lotions of tea leaves and sugar of lead So often resorted to for the pui pose of allaying the Irritation should be avoided as well nigh certain to destroy the sight. r;-is, which commands a high price for perfumery and is prized in the 1 a't as medicine, and as a flavor in cookery, was once absurdly guessed to ! hardened foam of the sea, or a fun goid growth in the ocean, but is now known to U a secretion of the lifer of the ai-eriiniceti whale, and Is evidently a product of sniiw ilui'.t.-e lathe ani mal. It is a soft, fatty substance of variegated gtay or bl.'Ckish color, and emits an agreeable tlor when rubbed or Le.tled U is principally found floating on the sea of warm climates, though it is also obtained from the tulettines of the whales. The largest piece known weighed 1-J lounds, and wu.s Ih i!i: from the King tf Tydoie by the l'utch li.ust tu l!a ompany. A p.ece wtilghiiuc Fid 'un Is w.ts (ouud in a wha.e i.e ir the W.u Iward Islands and 'Id f u .': t-t e'..l -f u :.l ii. luvarwk for the It.al.i.f u " -.ie a: 1 .II.; i t u : 1 1 1. -1 e-, , . . V e l I ,Pt o it ." 1 1 (ii m l i-:- a . r : aU'.t o',e- ' ' ' " ' -! ' l"l led an '- .. a t t ! - i i 1 I r 'in u.a: t 1 - FACTS ABOUT CANDY. in i: U1.-.C Fool toil Vul'NH 'iu. k. The first meal, which should not le given until the chicks ure at least VI hours old. Is hard-boiled egg, crumbled fine, or stale wheat bread crumbs moistened with milk. We make It a rul to feed nothUg the first week except the egg. bread crumbs and curjs. When a week old we be gin on rooked oat meal, boiled pota toes, cooked rice, etc. rooked cdm uval may be Ted the second week, but we think they do better without any corn meal until the third or fourth wetik; theu we give almost any cocked food, adding a little cooked meat when the egg Is dropped from the bill of fare, uuless insects are plenty. As soon a they are old enough to swallow the i:ralDS. Klve cracked corn, cracked , oats, wheat, etc., at night. Two or three times a week mix a little bone meal with the feed a tablespoonf ul to a pint of feed. Season Uie food slightly with salt and pepper. f;lvo milk to dunk if you can get it. Feed oft?n five or six times a day. Feed all they will eat up clean, but do not leave any food around to sour. Sour, slo; py food is resouaible for a good deal of mor tality among the Infant chicken population. 1'at sk ok 1'KAi ii Yellows. In re ferring to the opinion ot Professor l'enhallow, of the Houghton Farm, in which he suggests that "peach yellows Is due to starvation," the 'rucle-al Fai iutr states that "he is prob. bly mistaken, Iwcause It occurs to s me extent on the richest ot soils, altho lgli It Is not troublesome on such land." In that the Firmer Is liable to le n l taken also. A soli may be believed to I rich and the same time be largely deficient In som single essential ele ments, which would be the prime cause of disease. TlanU and trees frequently are compelled to sjeak for themselves upon the question or healthy fertility, and If their language is ex pressed in the language of dista'e. it Is pretty certalu that the soil requires un addition of some essential element. Allot r (iiiAri s. When the craies are at their best for eating, they are just right for Juice. Wash In a colan der, and then strip from the items, throwing out all the faulty ones. I'ut them In a porcelain kettle, allowing one pint of water to three pints of fruit. No sugar is needed. When they bo'l, skim carefully, simmer slowly a few moments, and strain through a cheese-cloth. Heat again, and can Immediately. Keep In a dark, cool place. With a bit of ice (or but ter, cooled In the lce-cheu), it makes a fine drink In summer, and in all sea sous it is a grateful beverage for the sick or well. HOW JO L'SK. SlIKKP MANUKK. Manure from dheep sheds which have been well littered and In which the manuie lias been left all the Winter, will be In excellent condition for use in the Spring. If the theep har beeu fed ou a moderate allowance of grain and clover hay the manure will be of the richest kind and Is especially val uable for corn. Perhaps the best way will be to spread it on the land aseasly as Mtsslble and to leave it uutil the plow lug is done, when the manure is turned under and the surface harrowed care fully, so uot to tear the manure up. A I e.n t crop of oats could be crow n with th .- manure. 1 t ,i . f - 4 1- ;" I wmml f . 1J ft. A. Kl m I j dp.m m-- y Im gism a. die Sort that ! Kt IVtaat It Cotia to ftnn Candy Stores. IIili. !: Pi -. II. :i-Je oi swivel pi can to- u-wd o . level land as wr.. uii l":-'lg grout, .1. Mil lllnrl irln thral f r level plow!. al ll.no jr r.o Ura-1 furiox ltt i i tl.lle. l Al,J JraT in I loW .tig U'l 1 I t .. iii. I I I ' U 1. I . - 4 I I. . -V t 1 1-1 m.'n u m ! l. .. 'f Irl . f ' - wt a-. 1 i. t y-t I - 1 A I4 .-. Hr 1 I ' . . - I t , . , l 1 k. a J .. - . - f 4 m ' ( - There s more money In moIasae3 candy at the ordinary selling prices than ai any other kind. Close to molasses candy comes chocolate drops, caramels ami otlior candies in which sugar and chocniato or plain flavors are the ingre dients. The candies on which there is tho least profit in proportion to the sell ing pi ioo are those which sell high. The best coafoctioner's sugar costs but little over six cents a pound, and the best grades of molasses are not dear. They and a littlo flavoring make molasses oatidy, and that is why there Is so much pr;.t la it, Thre is another particular besides 70.l grades of nmlassess or siiijar and thivoring that makes a big difference in tho quality of candy, and would ac count for tho superiority of some candy over other. That is the quality of the fcutter. Cheap confectioners do not uso luttcr at alL There are plenty of sub- st.tutoj for it, but none answers en tirely. Ono of the best known candy men in New York, who has built up a largo business, starting from a small taffy shop, thinks that his use of oU rcnt butter in his molasses candy has Uono more to build up his trade reputa tion than anything else. He gives as tl.e keynote of candy success "Pure materials, fruit syrups and tiue butter." The main expense in running a candy store is rent and clerk hire. The rent of a llroadway or Fifth avenue store run from 2,o00 a year to $1-?,000, and cue or two may be over that. The rent on a jKjund of candy costs almost as much as the sugar. The clerk hire is large in amount, as the candy trade is Lot steady, but deends on the weather and hours of the day. A fine after noon will crowd the store and work every clerk, while on rainy days they have nothing to do but watch the flies. The clerks are almost all girls, and get from cJ to 513 a week, with a fore woman at J 15 or 1?. The clerk litre of an ii-town Broadway store Is a little more than the rental usually, though there is "one place that pays as much rent us clerk hire. As much candy of tho lest grade is sold in summer as in winter, if not more. The candy stores down town do a big summer business, as business men buy candy there to take to their wives out of town, and young clerks send a box every little while to their girl who is oil at some summer resort. In the w inter the bulk of tho trade is by the women themselves, who cause more tioublo than the men and do not buy so much of the highest price. When a mail is huvliig caudv ho asks for t lie best, while a woman prices the candies as she does everything else. A woman's candy store can always bo told from a man's candy store by noticing whether there Is a soda water fountain and some tables to stt down at. A man does uot go to a candy store but to a drug store for whatever sla water he may want, but a woman ! prefers a candy store to have a soda water and ice cream attachment. ."some of the candy stores are accused of running liquor attachments In the back room reserved for ice cream tables. but us men do not go there a male re poiter lias no way of finding out except Lv hearsay whether there Is a secret for men in the gulae of an Ice cream jarlor. The best paid man in a candy establish Incnt is tho designer of now candies. His pity is f-T or sfiU a wit-k, while the foreman of the factory receives oiilyJUO or iP. There Is always a demand for new caudles with new names. Each Lew thing invcuted has its run of popu larity for a littlo while, und then is suc ceeded by something elie. The candy man who puts the most taking novel ties on the market ut the right time is the one who makes money. There is a constant demand, not only for new can dles, but for new flavors and designs in old standbys. Molasses candy Is us old as any form of confctionery, yet there aro new flavors and forms of it appear ing every littlo while, and caramels and chocolates continually turn up with some French name prefixed to them. A man who can luvent such things Is worth money and is rare. The Soorr-tary lllrd. It is surprising to find it authorita tively stated at tho meeting of a game protective association, at Capo Town, that tho secretary bird is now extinct in Capo Colony. This curious bird has so long been popularly Buposed to en joy unlimited protection on account of its snake-killing propensities that it will come quite as a shock, even to our nat uralists and ornithologists, to hear that the Cape Colony, Its undent and most favorite habitat, knows It no more. In old days, undoubtedly, this bird w.ts a high favorite among t fie lloer; it was by them often Limed, and might be S.sn Ftalklng solemnly about among their kraals and bullrings. As game became scarcer, howevor, it was dis covered that the secretary bird dl I a vast amount of damage, not only to snakes, but t- tho smaller of tho fauna and avl-fauna. For this reason, as well as for Its rarity and ciualntness, thejoor secretary has been shot off or driven be yond tho bounds of the colony thus fol lowing tho example of tho nobler game. It Is well that the Caie farmers aro stirring thoruselves about the protection of the remnant of game left to them. Fifty years ago tho limits of the colony contained in abundance most of the finest Fpeclmcns of iSouth African big game. Old! line I .Horary Men. Milton sold "Paradise Lost" for JL'10. Macaulay was famous before he was 23. Hugh Miller's college was a stone quarry. Txsso produced his ''Ulnaldo" before ho was 1;. trulzot could read fix languages when Le was 1 1. Alexander Imtnas' grandmother was an African slave. Ilosh'.nl, author of tho "IJarber of Sovlllo," composed his luudc In Uxl. chll!er declared that he found the greatest happlui ss of life to consist in the regular discharge of some mechan ical duty. H.iroii Ticiuk wrote his wonderful 1-ook of personal ex rieneo d irlng a ten ar' captivity in a subterianean dur gen at Mag leburg. . : ; w i t .. J.'ik, aa I r..ral til t, J I kta.CIwa il.ai Ttood's Sarsaparilla PThls iucresiful medicine 1 earfnDy-Pfgarr& extract of tho lt mnnllM of tha Tegetabla kingdom known to medical artencv a Alterative. Bloo4 I'nnlW. rharatlca. and Tonic, such a ftarupanUi. Yellow Imck. Stilllnsla. Vaadrllna. Juniper Bcrrie. Mc-irk. Wild cherry llark and otliea- aclecfrd rU. bark and herb. A mediclM. like anytli'iis ele. can be fairly Indeed ot'y j It resnlt. W point with aatlafactiun to tb Klorlou reenrd Iluod Sarsaparilla ha en tered for ltelf um the heart of tUottaatMU of people a bo liare personally or indirectly been relieved of terrible suffering which all other remedies I-iI'.ed to reaeh- Sold by all druggists. ft; six for S.V. Made ei.', hf C. L II003 i CO, Apothcijie. Lowell. SijJt. IOO Doses Ono Dollar I.VXTMINK IX NAPLliS. A rcople Who Arc Most Proficient in the l;c or Sin Ijtnguafj- .1 tim.ji fui found ly aatterus and macL'.i.ery which drl's as soon as It Is ; ut on, arid gleth I'atterus a soMKth utf. , ttu insuring a n easy ai.p out cf the D,oll. and hk.h prevrnU Lbeoa from warp'i.f. H.i.r kn.i and welling. Is svate a f. . e I l.nty paru ahelc, 1 ii't ti.ai.1. c.-pal a: l 1) aruat s cvfaU ax p-a. e-t ;u a we-, il m au It la Leia'rd rl ".en ..a T bi eABa. ajxl K. -i -r-l ir'.-i f....i 1-. i L..i , allrc w Lku 1 i-a- ta --f j. . -!.- aw a ! led . aa 1 Uj L. m ! a -i U- t t i, jil f .41 (wf ' k . a e . f at ; aat . a te-M aw, h- . . i f. - ..a -i. .. . . ' -a The jieople of Naples are most profici ent in the use of gesture, With what were ou most struck when in Eng land?'' asked a ltritish subject of a Neapolitan. "With the total absence of all jaiitoinimic action in conversa tion," replied he. To watch a lecturer addressing his audience without so much as lifting a tiuger, in emphasis of his remarks, is the most laugliable cf sights to this lively southern race. Such admirable mimics are the Nea politans that they can even dispense with the use of proer names. A twist of the features, a strut, or other jieculi arity of maimer, and they have indicat ed an acquaintance without using his patronymic. Two men on opposite sidesof a street in Naples have been known to hold a protracted conversation by means of signs alone. Number one pulls a face descriptive of some common acquaintance and makes an interrogative motion. NumU'r two crosses his fingers like bars before his face and winks signiS "antly. Number one signals, "Why?" XuniU-r two closes his lingers, with a ieculiar motion of the hand, laughs and pri ceeds ou his way. This, being translated, reads, "Where is so and soV" "In prison." "What has lie been doing?" "Stealing." Familiarity, with the lauguage of signs saves a great deal of time and uffort. For example, if, in any other city, you wish to invito a passing ac quaintance to dinner, you must stop him, and go through a quantity of cour teous formality. In Naples, you may simply rap your mouth, and intimate the hour by holding up the requisite numler of fingers. A motion on his part informs you whether your friend will accept your hospitality. The fol lowing are some of the most common signs and gestures in use: An outward wave of the hand signi fies "adieu;' an inward, "couie;" a downward, "stopl" The thumb point ed backward says "look;" put to the lil, with a slight toss of the head, it means drinking; iiassed across the fore head, as though wijiing away iierspira tion, fatigue. The index linger drawu across the mouth denotes anger; across the clenched teeth, defiance; rapping the dosed fingers against the hps, eating, passing the extended index and thumb in front of the mouth, hunger; twisting the end of the mustache, "isn't It good to eat?" a backward wave of the hand bone ilh the chin, and a simultaneous toss of the head, "Not at any price!" It is infinitely amusing to sit at the window and watch NcaiKilitans in the street; If their conversation is at all animated, one can easily follow it by the use of the eyes alone. .1 tt mjtt rat ure of 570 will produce a dark bine color on polished steel and a pale blue. Od or grease of any kind will answer for drawius; the Urtii-l-er of cutlery. Tha temper for lancets Is obtained at4.it-' Fahrenheit, axes, at TMr-i swords and watch springs at S3o3 small saws at 57l.. and large saws at 59C-. Copper-colored simjU are not produced by tempering; but they niar te obtained on the ollshed suiface of steel by immersing the article in a so lution of sulphate ot copier. T7e eucalyptus tree. In addition to Its antagonism to malaria, is said to Kssess iu its leaves a remedy for the Incrustation of steam boilers, which often causes fatal explosions. Experi ments show that the consumption of fuel is also lessened. Cookie Kecice: One-half enp butter, one cup sweet cream, one and a balf cups white sugar, one egg, three teaspoonfuls baking powder, a little salt, flour according to Judgment. Iloll thin and sprinkle with white sugar. Jtf. 1'. I.tcltrc has propounded a theory that odor Is, like light and sound, a phenomenon of undulation. He cites In support of his view that many substance, like sulphur and cop per, do not emit odors uutil they are rubbed, and It Is more reasonable to suppose that the rubbings cause undu lations than that under that condition the substances emit matter which can not tie detected except as a smelL Again, arsenious acid when thrown upon a burning coal gives out thick gray fumes and an odor of garlic. In the solid state it has no smell, and no more in the vaporous state if no chem ical change takes place in volatilizing it. Hut when it is thrown upon the hot coal a reduction takes place to ar senic, that is volatilized and then re oxidized on coming in contact with the air, and we have a smell accompanying the chemical action the same as In many other cases we have light or heat In connection with it-M. Leclorc. con tinuing his experiments with a rather imperfect Instrument, claims to have produced Interference of odors analo gous with the Interference phenomena of light. It is found that cloth may be tinned by preparing a mixture of finely pul verized metallic zinc and albumen, of about the consistency of thin paste, this to be spread with a brush upon linen or cotton cloth, and, by means of hot steam coagulated, the cloth to be then Immersed in a bath of stannic chloride, well washed and dried. Uy running tl.e cloth through a roller press the tin Clm which has thus been imparted is said to take a tine metallic lustre. Iissjigns cut In stout paper, letters, numbers, etc.. when laid be tween clot a and roller, are impresaed upon It, and it can also be cut in strips, corners, etc Curat and Prevent! Colds. Coughs. Sore Throat, Hoarseness. StifTNeck. Bronchitis, Catarrh, Headache, Toothache, Rheumatism Neuralgia, Asthma, Frostbites Chilblains, quicker thin any known remely. M was the nrjt aud la the only PAIN REMEDY Tnat Instantly stop tn moat ex:ruclatln pm. allays Inflammation, anil cures CouiresUon, w net her of ttie Lunga. Stomach. Bowei, ur otlier (.amis or orirau. Of one application. No mailer now violent or excruciating the pirn the liheumstlc, Iiedrllilen. lnnrni. cripple-i, Nerrou. Neuralgic, or pruatrated with disease tuee suffer. RADWATS EEADY RELIEF will affosd Instsnt ease. Thirty to sixty drops In half a tumbler or wa'er will, In a lew niinule, core cramps. Sp.iam?. S-mr Momach, Nausea, Vomliing, 1'a.pliauon of tin Heart, Kalntnesa, Heartburn, Slcs Headache, l:a-rbtt-a, Uyneatery, CuJj, WlnJ in tho Boweia aud all Internal fains. T&ere not a remedial aent In the wirld that will rare Kever and A true and all outer M -lanona. rimona,anJ other Ferer (aide! itr K.l W AY'S I'lLLb, so quits; as KADWAY'S KKAOl UKI.1EK. r lit cents p?r bMOs. Sold by Dru-glta. UK. KAUWAV at CO., SI. V, Froprletora of Ksdwsy'i Baraaparllllan Ba aolveut ana Dr. lUdwsf't 1'ltla. Mus. IIaolkt. "William, have you n-ad that ridiculous story about Vasaar f libber How the girls ate 100,000 buckwheat cakes and ever so many pounds of beet and pork and all that?" Uagley "Ves. I've read It, and 1 don't believe a word of it. How could the Klrls exist without the necessaries of lire?'' "The necessaries?" "Caramels, chocolate drops and chewing-gum. How preposterous!" Ijt A Bio IIukky. "I want to look at some canes," said a magnificent young man te the dealer, "and I'm in a blc hurry." "Yesslr, yessir," responded the dealer, very much frustrated. "Here, James, show this gentleman some hurricanes." "I am poor," he said to a Chicago Rlrl, "and you are rich; but true love levels such distinctions, and " She Interrupted him with one of tho most posltlv negatives, if such an ex pression can be allowed, ever uttered in 'the windy city. "This, then, is my last resort," he said, desperately, and he displayed a silver-mounted revolver. "You ought to get Sv or $d on it." replied the girl, encouragingly. Taking one's Stuenoth. "Yes." said young Mr. Wabash, of Chicago, to a lady visiting from Boston, "1 am engaged in the pork-packing business." "The pork is packed la barrels, is it not?" she asked. "Yes, in barrels." "I fancy you must Cnd the work very laborious during the warm weather," was a further remark she made. The new ilONiTou. Charley Tapa, I'm the thermometer of the class. Father The what, Charley? Charley The thermometer. Father--What 'a that? Ctiarley Why, the one who takes care of the books and slates aud looks after the other boys. "IIkavens:" gasps Mr. Hopeless, as he sits down heavily on his new hat, when leaving the Itoseleaf's "Afternoon Tea." "There goes eiht dollars aud a half!" But hold 1 It is not his own, but the captivating Mashem's, bis bitter rival. With rare cauHoii he re-enieis the house aud lays the battered tile on a chair, to explain its present apiearance, seizes his own and escapes In triumph. Above all other earthly HI, 1 tiato the blK, oM-Ia.tliioueJ pills; Hy plow dejgrur they down w ard wend, And often t-auu, or upward tend ; With such discomfort are they fraught. Their good eftects amount to naught. Now, Ur. Pierce prepares a pill That j ust exactly lids the bill A IVl.et, rather, that is all A Pleasant Purgative, and small; .lust try them aa you feel their ueed. You'll lind that I ieak truth, indeed. Shade trees sometimes require atten tion. Wood ashes should be applied around all kinds of shade trees at least once a year. The hedges will also be benefited by ashes. The Mori-tntf Das. It is raid that alady'astanditiz In society can easily be determined by her dress at the braaklaat-table; an extcti8lre, ahowy tostuin indicating that the wearer has uot yet learned the proprieties, llut no one need be afraid of using called "shoddy" if her loveliness Is aa appareut by daylight as at the hops. Perfect beauty la never the attendant of disease; above all, of those dis eases peculiar to wotueji, and whicu find a ready care In I r. Pierce's "Favorite Pre scription." l'rlce reduced to una dollar, lly drugUt-t. When eggs do not hatch well the fault is that the hens are too fat. The same Is true with ducks. Corn and other grain should be fed sparingly ut this season. The "old reliable' Dr. Safe's Catarrh Ilemedy. Sheep for breeding next season will do well on pasture alone, but a mess of oats at night will compensate for any lack of pasturage where the flock is large. Catarrh la a very prevalent and exuee llngiy dis agreeable disease; liable, if neglected, to dereiop Into serluus consumption, llwod's SaisauarlUa, acting through the blood, reachos erery part of the system, effecUng a radical and p-jnuinenr cure of caiarrn. loo doses 1L One foolish act may undo a man, and a timely one makes his fortune. Fraaer Asia Ureas. The Frazer Axle Grease Is better and cheaper than any other, atdouble the price. Ai-lt your dealer for It, and take no other. One might as well be out of the world as be beloved by nobody in it. 11 lea l ur4 fur IS eat. Iu. Walton's Cmt iou 1'Ii.tsls Suar auteed lo cure the worst case of piles, puce 'i cent. At druisls, or mai.ed stamp taken by the WlUuS lltSLDV Co., Cl.s;VEI.AIJ. O. No cocdltlun so low but may have hopes; none so high but may Lave fears. SoZrE PELLETsXX OOOVA THE ORICxHSTJLIa. LITTLE LIVER PILLS, 'cxW-s VXVVlfc BEWAMEOFnilTATlOXS: W - . . Dollofc or Li'. tin f m Always asK ior sjr.rici-B - 3 3 Sugar-coated Granules or Pills. BEING ENTIRELY VEGETABLE, rr ncrnuatloii. Pat a L.4XATIVE, 1LTEBATIVE, JGET1BLE, Dr. Pierre'. Pellet, operate wl.hoot '"'""fVen.Me A. P in vials, hermetically .ealcd. Aiwa. I resit "bf,.e. on . " or P "k-ATIVE, tbe.o Utile Pellet, give the mo.t perfect .ati.f.ctlon. ., SICK HEADACHE. Ilpaliow, ludUeillon, HIIIom. Altarka, and all uVraiici-m.-rits .f th" stoinat-h and how.ls. are promptly relict i and Tmanently fund by tlu e 1"" IVro 'a l'J.iiaaiit I'urtrativo l'clh ta. In e ilan.it:on of the remedial power ol thifw i-..u..ta .t-i- tut pn-Ht. a varii-ty ol oiftta'. It mar truthfully bo enid that th-ir action ui.n thn ayKtoin a unireraal. not a trland or tiwuo escapiM their winttivc iiitiuciice. Sold by druicKista. for 2i ivnu a vial. Manufactured tho I liem l.al latboratorT of Wouu's DtSPE-vsaur ilEuicat. AssociatioS, liuSalo, K. Y. Boils Cured. WlIIIialRAWICn. KM.. or Minnrn. n.rnrnrui "UTiri, v,r,VL,.t writTi- "I was troubled with t.ils l..r fh-e-rXnFour rear, ao SiuhVwo'Vu.Ti'l'.S tliem that I eould not walk. I. bo,;",,1L ' . ? it...nu-a 1' i.uLint I'uriraiive I rm io, on-. oy ' ... ii .. i. I ml nil were Kone. oil" f ewei an- -i that tlm- I had no l. Is. and have I.Rd ion. . . . .. -. tK-n troubled with siek h.-adaclic. V hn If.-I ''"' Pf.''!: I take one or two IVUeta,' and am relieved of Uio htailaehi. Mrs. C VT. Rnnws, of VTaynhnnrti. Olnvi, ays: " lour l'h asnnt I'urtrative IN-li.-ls ' are without quitien tho l";-t eatlmrtic ever old. They are ali u l eltieieiit r-nieiy f..r ton"r of tho liver. We huvo us d theui for years in our luuiily, and keep theui lu tho house all the time. The Best Cathartic. M - FOB A CASE OF CATARRH WHICH THEY CAN NOT CURE. SYMPTOMS OF fATARRH. Dull, henry hi.'lacho, obstruction cf th nival pnBBasr-!. rhartf-ai tailing from tho head into th throat, Sfnnftiinu pr t ufi, watrr, and uorid. at others, thick, tcnurious, ihucoiir, puruU-nt, Moody aud jutnd; tln t-ys-s aro weak, watry. and lntlainttl; thn. is rintfii.tt- in tho -ars. dcafn-H. hatkinjr r OouhinK' to clear th throat, exptf "t oration f otTeniro matter, together with S4.-ar from ulicrs: th voieo ii chanired and has A nartal twanjf ; tho brenth Is tTeniv; einejl and tHHto am itii paired : tUerv n a p'nfvttun of dizxitietjd. with mnta.l deprfwion. a haekltitf (Niuifti and (TntTiU debiljtT. However, only a few of tbu above-named aymptoma are likely to Ik pre'nt in any one nae. TbourMti'lM of annually, without iuanif-ttinif half -f the abe ("vmit4ims. rvnult in consumption, and end in the crave. No dky-um' is so common. m.re deceptive tuid li.iiiaferoua, K-Hrt undeniftMMl. or mon tJUMj'c.-ftsrul.y tr"nt-d by phy&iuxaus. toy ltd uuid, tHiothiutf, and beaimif properties. 1K. sk;es catarrh remedy CUBES TI7.B WORST CASES OF Catarrh, "Cold In the Head," Coryza, and Catarrhal Headache. sold jtT n nra gists icrmYwitEHE. XJXiICl-t CO CJJNTS. Untold Agdhy FROM CiTiRRH. Prof. w. nrvFR, lPt, of Ithaca A. th famoiift rriMrnpN mri airo I suffered untold ntrnnv from chronic nasal 'atnrrb. My funuiv jh4i 4'iitn g-Bvo tif up at inourul'lf, und ail 1 ist die. My t-arto w nix no hottrse thut evrrv dar. toward, H.inaet. my voice wont J 'Oil I 'I Itariy Bh- m kin -:, uiph-i. ii uir uii.iiiiu m t mt: li lt lif and cleannir : my throat would almost ran trie ine. Ity th ui ot r. SaKe V '"ntarrh Hemedy. in three ui uu UiS, 1 was ta Weil man, and the cure baa been periiiaue&t." . Thomas J. RrFnrso. E"T., Pine Strrtf, St. Isrtii. Mo., writes: "J M a cr.at nit ferer from catarrh for three tear. At limes I Hiild hardly breathe, and whk com fitautly liamkine and sptttinir. and t -r t! Ik-si eifht mouths could not tut a the throutrn the u minis. 1 thought not Inn ic c'ijld L done for m. Luekiiv. I wax udd to trv H-medy. and I am now a well num. I l -only sure remedy for catarrh now iinuurtte- lt a lair trjai to expcrieuea cokstantly Hawking and Spittihu. Tr. iarei Catarrh lie-e it to In the tnr-d. and one ha A only to inve ::ouiidiuir resulu and a pimuuont cure.' Three Bonus Cure Catarrh. a permanent cure, ana faearty." Eli Bobbins. Ttnnvtn P. O.. ro!timf.i.i ( V, Ph., say: "My lauir'iur lia.l ntnrili wl,. u hhe wan Uvi! -ars old, v-ry ha1ly. 1 bnw lr. Suif's 4'atarrb Ki-im-ily alv-riiH'(!, aii.l (roounil a iMittlt for iiit, ami euii siiw tliut it ln-!x-l h.-r; a thud I.. .ttk- t rr.- i.- I Sue is iiow i ifc'ht.t.-n rtars olJ uud euund A CONVENIENT CtTSTOMEIl. "1 sent for you to try on your coat be cause I promised to do so; but it is all right." Thus an uptown tailor ad dressed a customer the other dav. Why are you so sure of it?" was the resjiouse. " Hecause I tried It ou myself last eTening," replied the tailor. I've made my clothes by your measure for the last four years, and they have fitted better than any I ever had before. You know I can't measure myself, and you are just my size and shape to the fraction of an inch." The customer looked at the corpulent rorm before hlru iu surprise, not un mixed with indignation; but happening at the same instant to catch his own reflection in the pier glass concluded to say nothing. Omaha curl. ra, Mr. DeXice is in the parlor and has just asked me to marry him. Omaha Business Man Yes, dear, that's all right, don't bother me, I'm doing a little figuring-. "Then you consent?" "Of course, of course: there. I've made a mistake somewhere nineteen and Ave are " "He is a stranger here and has to go back east soon und wants the ceremony performed with as little delay as possible." "Yes, I'll be there twenty-three and seven are" "Some money he expected did not arrive and he'd like you to indorse a small thirty d;iy note." "Great Jefferson! Imlorsa a note for a stranger? You must think I'm a fool. " His Wikk SrENT tiik Other. "I'll tell you fellers," remarked Mc Pelter to a crowd of married associates, "most of as are too close on the money question, when it comes to our wires. Xow the other day I went home with just two ten-dollar bills in my iocket, I put one lu the clock for safe-keeping and gave the other to my wife. I don't regret It now, in fact I wish I had given both of them to her." "Oh, don't tell us any more of that, Mac." replied a doubting listener. But it's a fact," reiterated Mc I'elter; you see a burglar broke into the house and stole the bill that I put in the clock 1" 1'rkd undertook the other day to tell his aunt the Bible story of lluth and Boaz, which his mother had been reading to him. "Oh, Aunt MJfer,"he said. "mamma read .Fannie aWl me a bully Bible story about a man that was weeding in his hay-fielJ, ami his name was Borax." What moral the little fellow attached to the tale was unfortunately not evident. BiiincET Miss, dere is two ladies wants to see you. Miss Well. I hope you invited them into the jnu i-'r. Br.dget N- miss, I thought I bad better bruug you da tickets fus'." Hek mother and his mother-in-law He's a brute, my dear, and don't cry. I gave you to him liecause he said he knew the secret of making you happy. Daughter 'Well, he's kept the secret admirably. TlE (protesting) You surely cannot mean what you say. Don't be so cruel. 1 will do anything you eay if 1 can be assured of your regard for me. She Then leave me. COCKLE'S ANTI-BILIOUS PILLS, TILE GEBAT ENGLISH REMEDY For Liver. I'll... Tn1 lirnxlon. rtr. Frw from Mr. cury ; c-oiiiuiiih nnly l-nri. V.-ir.-tal.l ln.rrt-.li.-ULs. aacutil. N. I ll ITTtNToS, New Vurk. Omaha Darky. "Say, boss, is dat so about de 1'resident sendiu' back all dem rebel flags to our ole masters?" Omaha editor "No, that idea Isis been given up." Aint goin' to sen' dm den?" ".No." "Dat's all right, I was gettin' afraid maybe he'd be wantin' to send us back next." One Arciit (Morclisut only) -antM in cvi-ry towu lor ST-' J YWrWaai I have r.taM! i.rr? !.r m ittn y rm and I con filler j our " J.u.uYm tuucii" ike but ic ci-rar I ever laW, Johw W. AiTktx. VntiriU Carbondaie, I. Your TniU' I'mi'-h" to riknr in Ttecoaiinjr nior' popular wvery day. Citar druiuiucrj don't bother ub any umrj. llroo ANiBipRir.ir, leaver. Pa. Allni R. W. TA.1 1,1 '0.. ( hlfaf. "11TANTKI a (. ritp4tiiil iarty.aiary or eom f n.i.ir.n. t.. r i-r --nt "The Marnar KihIow nifiit AMM'ii."(f Aiti-iiia.lVnn ,c aya at marriatrr Apply. N-c'y Mutual Kn Jowiiifnt Aa'n. AltKJUa. -a. tnHr.li1t.af.l sV lla'M Ma.. -...... iiAL V-L ' aaUiturbia. L. cj PENSIONS 1 Mamma. Xo, dear, you can't go to ! .-es i.ucy because you must get ready to go to the dentist's to Lave your tf eih attended to. Little lot I just hate to have my teeth lixed. "It Is one of those disagreeabV things w hich has to be done, prt." "Oh. dear! I'd almost rather sav my prayers when I'm uleepy than to J have a tooth niled." t u - TZmo't .rf.T.vIy for Catarrh is to. Bast. Easiott to Cse, aad CLaaposu - a. uazaiuoe, narran, l a. STOPPED FREE l IfUana Pfont leitoretj I Dr.iUallib 8 GREAT NervfRestorfb .VfitAmft NlRVI I'lStTASKV (if - Ittrf " f Arm Jtlttilm. t aH.Vtf'v ir I Ifstl LISLB tftkra as d;fe- Ajiifr .-if $ a. if. 1 rrti lal f j tri.il txitllc Irpf t Fit ! .'i!' f T pinnj rw.irw httrrion l' !a .' 1. S-n 1 rim. P. ci a-M fi-iM arVt- -4 i t Mo T'P kl.lhi-i-tisi .Ittt'avlfWnia m iJisVUi. ALMS rAJ .'.Vt. JAt .j. TYilM m what -cuam! yonr poor tathwy. Khrm Avoid wiyUitna ouolaioiiaf It Uu-oorbout your future useful tj cwera. We oldtx bnula Ob Ject to lu special KotiRb,Beoft,' UOii I rUuL Zny s in futli eitarta with latwrt pow-W. 6ct, buru or wttofc m(. uavd M rid of tUmch,Wmxtnc, IWt le. For S or S tuxbiA isnrLikte nfM Kotjoo cm IUth cfi i uolrx-jL m by bout and down the itliik. drain v pipe. First thin In the inoriuiif wmnh It ail way down the Rink, drain plpn. when ail tb xnmexxB rrorji nr c. u oniax wui CJaapwenr. like ftecrot la lu liie fjirVtfit whweief fccaf-rHi are to the hoimn, tLey must DA 1 AUTO lrtnk durtnr Oi rJjjht nUAyilLO Clcxars (Hit Hotfl, Mice, BerJ brtsL, J-IHb, lUvtlfw. 'lwrau on IiT0 Is sild all avrnaikd tlb world, in ever cHrue, In tlv B)(t extrartiTHy adrtied and has tbo lAivt ftaie of ati artiole of tXsS kind on the Cmca of tM rIo(-ft. DESTROYS POTATO B'JGS For Focaao Bugrs. IaMa on Vto etc. , a LaJ.ky. auxmful cat the powder, rr!l ahaken. la a kraj or walnr. and apiifiM with eprtr.kllnjr puc, pray irriafr", or wtuak broom, alerp It watt Urred up. 15a, Ziq. and 1 ikizes. Ar. autv R5BtlRATSr -CI-EARS OUT DED BUC8.1 FLIES. Foara,ante wnter-bura, rDntha.ra.ra. mVx nwrruwa. ik nil-Lite, julrrcia,uja3rs. Us. r TIRO PSY H I. TREATED FREE. II- tr-nlrl timir auI Ii cmplvailana riui .11 U.- .fcvll, ,r,mV'" '"" K.nv7.. a3 Sm.!.,Qi. ..M.r i..y in s ltO titf. r ,uKM 6r.U..,iui.l. i..:...llr rtl.,i,r. n4 In n n,r1. h.mw .. ay . r huml.iiK wltriout knowlaa anvu. i.i at. .ut lu I:..nr.i,r it c. rou noihlna .. KultolM rv., It of ,.r tr-lmt f.r i"tir.lZ waren.tsiiiir .uriu r.,.. r .-L'iJf: of r.., ,,... ,rTj hn br M.alL If y..u.rf -r trUU j . mux rrturn tni. - - . J ' ."'-irr.lTCUrnd 1 - -- al f., : Ontral Moirl. - I J1I f . '. PATENTS f. LFHN-.H.ij'-rTo -twt-. Mhifwja t w i UMja aiuOw ilrulu -. t;ujr-a. Sal U Irc3-T SIOOO" w rssu w a M hv r KM., rlM, J... ww. B.aiiiy. sail, lit) I tl. SmHrtMU , rs. a r a. ij-ns Tt 4 urwtioa of how a cutaneous I l''":iiiariwuw i Iwm rdi. ' w)C-Cr.l I Ltt 0.rtUJLiw) HTM 1- '-W- lva.UaaISal4w ;u. Njciii.Ui Ii4 L.- taaly c.x.s5 l'w r 4 LVii.iiinMi w'.u. Vm U b . . . - lL sw --a. J utf w . a 1 , w ,4. , . - - ,- a . m a tW aw '. wV - w.- w w -a . c?..an va,aa wf A -4 1 ai- L if (asa U . -mi t. -aw - 4. - J aaaw aw ... w a a-aa-- ...- "Colonel Wii.wix it a Cue-l..k ir.z ' tnac, Isnt teT" auj a frieul of ours the other day. ' "Yea," repl.ed another. "1 wa j takeo for h:iu ooox "Voul Ly, you' u aa a.n1" I iljutrait I tliat; 1 aa Laart. fur t'tu. I ludofwxS t .a ii.w aiftj ai Lakea fvT L:m t y llw t-rr 5 " a I'llMl 1 ' SI. - t .1 asiwsl tk't i lsw-A.a4 f.t. v w'rv !: i - a, "W-as 1 - ..aa. , -at -i w - . V. - .wa T .w a W s. W ' . aft-lwm-www- , 'v,r-"iara ' twsi r 1 --- m m v Blair's Pills.--trr' Drs. J. N. &. J. . 1KHIKNSACK. Medical and Surgical OfTices. 40 YEAKH KsT4ni.ISIIKD. 20C North Second St., rhiladt-lplilu.ra. !iru'.ar K-gis:i-re.l fa yHniam ; unl arc 1.1 -nnKe.l lu Hie treatuii-nt an 1 -,ir.- ol a.. cjisi of 1,1-rvoim .Irlil.ity an I K.-ni .lueaies. Offlc. bourn from - a. lu. to 2 i. m.. aii.l Iroiu ii lo " p. in. .",ose. on Sun a a, Cou-ull.il;ou a:o l ttiaa btrlclijr c .nt! Ivlilial. A BIG OFFEB. !.1,n""i-'ib..w. -m AFFLICTtDUNPUKTunA i t After all otnara fall rrtccil 7 a , r-av VAbVbbVbB.bkX saa..saaa. "--aa---awSm i - tW 3- H. 15th St.. below Callowhill. Phila., ra- airTTw-ceia ail HlTr.t I I. J.-Af,rti Pre--..!rf-'lf f'rrt thk v-akind by mtir it.ditvCra i cm Ac allot writ. Adoc (.- aad .tnctiv rca aai.i Hat. a m. biia.aaa y m aw anasca Patents v.';..'.-i. ::: fj hM .. ..- la., - Wa,i,. I. .:. Q ? I U tl ' C-'4- ' - " --l - tr,. ::-;v-; ROOT BEER a-, r. -a FKAZEH f. . rr.vr'TEASE -Jm .a. a. bw i..w fiar-i'-- mm Uftlawaa. "..' - iw s I ai Ira ya a. wi. l wi wa i a l.lOf(ww kaa4 B.jaJaw t. 1 kaa. C ' 1'iau s C ara 1 C usa , ' 1 ta wu a 1 w a .--.. t laaaSwkuawwr 1 aat as .w. w sbava a C aa4 su'.aw fi . ., j-.al h. Utriaai la aa ia.iaw.i m lu t i a. , aul BUmuIacturlXiftt Indoetry. ' Why did tiiC i IT I Ii .'a , a. . . - I - I 4 y ..f I..-,.,, V. ! 1 A:, i 1 r... . t 1 T!.e '11 Tl.e lu 1 t 'I I III s- 1 .-!, A AT..1 T. . t A 1 Hut . Til n It i'k. Tl. f.u- any lUlJ'ii tLo,:d an i -ry UiH-.i.'i than and vJ bu;:.l lire. 1 m:ie of Lit K i "' -111 k BUCii falr.y lu a t tvi, at li MU-r. OTer ; tren t tcuat part 111 us; t..U riu.; v,. 1 I us ! dei.;' to h.J hit. of t. Vt-1 y sii ai hit tTei ' A" btii, eye. was the 1 ger v Cct-, tUt A do on the jw- I'he L lit to cov ch re.i of wa ni. th lltU so: ry Ins k :ht. i.e. re hi he roar- It 8IOt foi an Of Tr; lint Stojl I. had nd .1 1 ca plead , kee lo PH. .lirvl Yt-t 1st tl. It IS but headiir t Too la ai lirav ust id : ICirt- 'lal.-. l.d.-l ::n.; .1 f.r. 'at' ' m '- f ) low Ut J I I 'II .