. . , 1 0- Lrriotloa. f 1 fuel Lsieot ad iacft B. F- SOHWEIER, the ooisnnmoi-THE unoi-u tie zttokjocest ot tee lays. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XLT. M IFFLINTO Wl JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 13, 1SS7. NO. 16 A " " ,md ' ill a . . , 1 1 Thn Still, Small Voloe. I was a (vi ry and I fain would rest, I Bought the brooklet Bids, Tliat with li singing It might calm my Dreasr, And drive away the pain that la It hid. I chose the water willow for my shade, SI t pillow was a stone. O'er growa with long, soft grass, with moss iniaia. From off the blue-eyed flags my peri u me uiuwn. I beard the brooklet singing at my feet, Tb bitds aboTe my head : The fluttering leares m y tardy stops didst greet. And sang sweet melodies above my bed. i;ut still I was not happy ; something s&iJ, as resiies tnere l lay. " Why is it tbat aweary crows your bead. And shadows deep and dark around you piaj c "Why art thoa weary ere the hast'nlng eye Why weeps your soul in pain T Is this the prise tbat troth and Tirtue gireT Could sin ana lolly give a greater ban I heard a whistle in the air, and glanoed above; Saw through the willow's shade. Swift flying throngh the skr. a turtle dove. That beating quick its wings, the whistle made I bad not known the dors was in the air, Or flying o'er the brook, Had not its whistle called my 'tenlion there, And caused me throngh the willow's shade to look. I said unto the voice that still did plead, "So does the still, small voice v ake ns to tbonght, when sin astray weuiusi irs.i. And lure ns forth to death from para dise! T1IE VERSAILLES LOCKET. Reginald i ontaine owed bis pros perity largely to personal skill as workman, and to correct tastes. In part, also, his success was the result of economy, and that sound judgment which led him when once he hod saved a little money to rent the principal corner store in town and advertise briskly. And part was due to bis name, which bad an aristocratic sound. Fontaine was a young man of fine address, with a knack ot apt apparel. and be quickly became the leading ieweler. His credit was exsellent from the start. He bought directly of the manufacturers, won and bell the popu lar retail trace, and in flve years rose to a good commercial standing. One September morning a stranger asked for Sir. I ontaine at bis store, a gentleman of foreign accent and ap pearance. handsomely attired, with a shrewd, energetic face, lie was sales man for a French manufacturing firm, who solicited trade direct with Ameri can retailers. His prices seemed high, - although bis wares were original in pattern, and the stones of superior purity and lustre. In fact, it was a grade of jewels more costly than Fon taine bad yet earned, and it appeared doubtful If bis qu'.et itown would jus tify such expensive investments. Ac cording be declined to buy. The stranger retired, but In a half- hour returned again. lie bad made inquiries at the banks, and satisfied himself of the jeweler's responsibility. He now offered to leave a few articles on commission, fur the purpose of in traducing bis styles. Fontaine wel corned this proposal, and gave the re ceipts, obtaining a dozen very band- some gold breastpins, bear Inn nicy. sapphire, and emerald in unique set tings, and a costly locket. He exmted over the brilliant additions to bis exhibit, which would at least lend eclat to the stock and add to bis repute. The locket especially was a notable accession, and he gave it a conspicuous plate-glass shelf of his corner how window. It was oval in form, ot solid gold, adorned with delicate bas-relief work and dainty enamel. It was stud ded with a cluster of flve diamonds on each side. These diamonds were clear and vivid, uniform in size and quality, and of radiant depth. "We ought to give that locket a name," said Jean Fontaine, as be stood by the window, admiring it Jean was Reginald's brother and chief clerk, a skilful and competant assistant. "Suppose we label it former property of Mane Antoinette," suggested Regi nald, who was wont to make free use of his imagination. 2Sof nol" replied the more prosaic Jean. "We can't asorlbe historical qualities. It looks too new. We might call it 'A Congo Souvenir,' or 'The Tonquln Trophy. " Reginald demurred. "X ot one in ten of our customers will know it is French, or even under stand such a name. They will think it was made m Connecticut, unless we state the contrary. I will have a little placard printed, naming it the Ver sailles Locket,' and announcing myrelf as Importer. Accordingly, next day appeared a delicate advertisement in black-and-white: "The Versailles Locket. Our own importation. Direct from France. Genuine Diamonds Fine Gold. Hand Graven. rrice, 53,000." Time passed. The ladies of the town came, examined and admired the locket Christmas went by, and still the Jewel lay m Its satin bed upon the plateglass shelf unsold. The breast pins were taken, but tl.e locket proved too expensive for Fontaine's patrons. Twenty-five hundred dollars was the sum he stood accountable for to the French manufacturer in paymci-t for this locket should be make a sal. and although in confidential moments he offered it to special customers at twenty-seven hundred, no one rronted by this liberal discount from the set price. E very night the locket was care fully put away in the burglar-proof compartment of his huge steel vault, and every morning iU plush box was restored to the show-shelf, but the Jewel eeemed likely to remain as an advertisement until the traveling sales man reappeared to claim it One day a gentleman came in and left his gold watch for repairs. This was a tall, majestic person, whom Fon taine had often seen of late upon the street', wearing a heavy sealskin cap and a melton ulster, with collar and cuffs and pocket-Caps of 6eal fur, and clad throughout in costly deference to fashion. His watch was heavily chased, and very valuable. He was particular to take a receipt in the name of F. F. Barton, and departed abruptly, with out so much as recognizing in Regi nald Fontaine the proprietor of the premises. At the appointed time Mr. Barton returned for bis watch. Fontaine in person waited on him, and noticed the massive signet ring worn br his cus tomer, the onyx monogram of which seemed cracked. Mr. Barton threw down a fiftv-dollar bill with an indiffer ent air, tnd gathered up the change without appeartnc to take count of it He hooked the golden loop of his heavy chain into its buttonhole, restored the watch to his pocket with an air of sat- lsracuon, and turned away. "I see that your signet is broken," said Reginald Fontaine, resiieetfiillv. "A little," replied Mr. Barton, draw ing uu uis neece-uned gloves. "I am now taking orders for signets. Should you wish to have the stone re placed at any time, I can have it du plicated with precision at reasonable cost." The visitor bowed as be pulled on his other glove, and replied: "It is an heirloom in my family, and was cracked a century ago. Nothing could replace it" 'In that case, of course not," re joined Fontaine. He drew from a drawer a ring-tray. "If you are inter ested in rings, examine these. I have some edd forms here. I don't expect you to buy, air: but I am an enthusiast in my trade, and if any one likes to look, I like to show the goods." And, in fact, it was a feature of Fon taine's sagacious policy that he tried to have every customer see as many of his wares as possible. Sir. Barton glanced incuriously over the tray. . "I've seen acres of rings." he re plied, with a curling lip. And he con tinued to button bis gloves. "Is there anvtnine I can snow vou that you aro Interested in?" continued Jt ontaine, politely, replacing the tray. ' Family plate, tableware, children's or ladles' ornaments " Mr. Barton had faced to yards the door. He turned about with feeble curiosity to ask: "what have you In the way of ladies' ornaments?" Fontaine led his csutomer to a show case glittering with bracelets, combs, pins, and other bijoutry. The variety has been a little broke a by our Chrit-tmas sales " he began. No matter, I need not trouble you. interrupted Mr. Barton. "There is nothing here that I wish " It is the best assortment in town!" retorted Reginald Fontaine. Very likely. But I came from Paris only six months since, and shall return in the spring. I think I can afford to wait until that time before I buy." Wi:h some warmth Fontaine flew to the show-window and caught up the locket. He put this before his scornful visitor. Here is something you have never seen excelled in Faris or elsewhere." Mr. Barton looked at the locket in silence. He drew off bis gloves and took up the jeweL lis examined it minutely, and said, at last: These are genuine brilliants?" Gmrantesd true diamonds." A very handsome affair very hand - some. This came from France?" Versailles. It is a masterpiece, sir. known as the Versailles locket." "What is the price?" "Three thousand dollars." Mr. Bartoa inspecteJ it closely, and laid It down at last with manifest change of bearing. He looked at Regi nald Fontaine moi-e cordially, and said, hi an insinuating tone: I presume you would shade that price a little for cash?" "I might, a very little," returned the jeweler, now speaking coldly in his turn. Well, IU sw. IU send my wife around to look at it She likes such toys, but whether she will buy or not is quite uncertain. Luckily for me. she has money of her own. For my pa.t, three thousand dollars is too much to put into a jeweL" What is your business, Mr. Bar ton?" Inquired Fontaine, Importer of oil paintings, l am also com missions! by wealthy people to buy works of art abroad, and usually make a trip once a year. Am here now to receive a shipment from Antwerp. My wife and I are stopping at the Des- plaines House." He laid down an embossed card. neatly engraved with his name and bearing his crest, bowed and sauntered out. Three days later a messenger came to Reginald Fontaine with this note: . Dear Sir: Please bring the locket to Room 24, Desplaines House, at two o'clock this afternoon. My wife wishes to see it, and is unable to leave the hotel. I can't promise you that she will buy; but. as you like to show your wares, 1 would be pleased to nave you submit the locket to her. Yours, F. F. Bartox. Reginald Fontaine thought a mo ment Then his dignity asserted itself. He called his trusty brother, and showed him the note. "Jean. I'll let you wait on these peo ple. Sell the locket if you can. Get wenty-seven hundred it you can't ao any better, lake good care or me locket." A porter led Jean that afternoon to Room 24, and knocked upon the door. "Enter, said a voice within. Jean went in. . A lovely young wo man, richly clad, with pale face and languid air, reclined in an easy-chair. Before her on a centre-table was a tray of wine-glasses. Mr. Barton stood opposite, and still upheld a newly opened bottle from which ha had just poured a tiny glass of dark wine, lie bowed to Jean. "You are from the jeweler's?" "Yes, sir." "Step forward, if you please." The porter went out and closed the door. Jean handed forth the locket, which Mr. Barton passed to bis wife. "How beautafull" She held it to the light and examined It oritically. Had you not better use tnis nowr- said Mr. Barton, proffering ber the glass of wine. She took it, ana looxea wwara jean. "Perhaps this gentleman " she said, suggestively. Certainly," replied Air. xsaxwu. poured out two more glasses, ana pushed one toward Jean.- Will you join us, sir? It Is port. .uo you uae sweet winer" . - - Jean was very! temperate ana unuseu to liquors. But here were a coupie, evidently ot high social ranK, accus tomed, no doubt, to ine loreign use vi wine. It mirht elve offense to refuse, and bargains often hang on trifles. He responded courteously, and sipped the sweet port to the quick botton of bis 'Take a seat nere," saia uio auj. Jean accepted a large easy chair by her side. She turned aer Drignx, uaz- zling eyes upon him. Xou are certain ineso ug jcmuut monds?" "Warranted genuine, madam," re turned Jean. ttis voles sounded thick to his own ears, a strange oppression rose into his brain, the world seemed rocking upon endless waves, and the lady and toe locket appeared to float away away. When Jean awoke, twilight filled the room witti fantastic shadows, and ray from the street lamps fell flickering cn me waiis. He knew he was in a place he !i i seen before, but all was so uawoute 1. and the languor Hi it lay upon h'.ra was so delicious and enchanting that he felt sure be was in a droam from which be bated to awaken. - Even the loud knocking at the door iaued to rouse him to reality, and when he heard his brother's voice crying out in alarm: "Jean, Jeau!" It ouU stirred his wrath, as if summoned at a:i uu welcome hour. I hen followed silence, and he sat marveling at the luxurious surround mgs, and the mystery of bis presence here. The turning of a key was follows 1 by the quick entrance of the hotel clerk ana u-ginald Fontaine. The jeweler darted forward to bis brother and clasped Tils arm, he looked into his dilated eyes and bewildered face, anJ cried: "Jean! Jeaul What Is the matter? Where is the locket?" liie locket I Jean sprang up. His lethargy departed. He understood, and tottering toward his brother, fell sense less at his feet. . Ten days later the French salesman reappeared. In vain Rsginald Fontaine recounted these facts and urged delay uutil the swindler was caotured and the locket recovered. The Frenchman only shrugged aud listened, and at the end repeated: "Settlement!" I ontaine at last drew a check for the amount of bis indebtedness, and the Frenchman disappeared. Time passed. No trace was foun l of Barton nor his lovely wife. Oue day, in Xew York, Reelnald visited the Rogues' Gallery at Police Head quarters. lie saw many faces there not in the collection of hb home offi cials among these, F. F. Barton and the trench salesman who bad com' missioned the locket Although the police could not ex plain this coincidence and scouted his conclusions, Fontaine always believed nimseil the victim of a double con spiracy; that the knaves traveled the globe with ample capital, one placing jewels stolen abroad in the bands of responsible dealers in small American towns, the other following to recapture the prizes, and the original eonspirator returning to demand payment for the loS3. But while he never placed hand or eyes again upon the French salesman, he had the satisfaction of adding his testimony to the catalogue of evidence against Mr. Barton at a later day, and of seeing him consigned to prison. The Versailles Locket however, never re- appaared, but Mr. Reginald Fontaine concluded that his experience Is worth the two thousand five hundred dollars which it cost Ltm. He deals no more with unknown foreign manufacturers, neither does he trust valuable jewels among strangers. A Itanch in Montana. A large one-story and a half hcuse built of bewn logs, and neatly chinked and mudded, stands In a group or pine trees by a roaring trout stream. An irrigating ditch brought water Into a blue grass lawn, which was kept closely mown. I here was not a particle of litter arouud the house. It was in Octo ber tbat I visited this ranch. Wood fires blazed on wide hearths in almost every room on the ground floor. A pair of handsome Irish setters lay in front of the sitting room fire. Hand somely mounted deer and elk heads, full antlered hung on the walls of the diiring-room. Illustrated papers, ma gazines and books were in every room. The house was beautlOed by the pres ence of a handsome and agreeable wo man. The windows and doors were protected with wire screens. There were excellent servants intbe house. The employes of the ranch were housed and fed in another and remote building. This ranch was the home of a Philadelphia gentleman, ue taw that it was not necessary to live like a Digger Indlau to succeed in cattle raising. He and the wife were Intelli gent persons, who could live in the fore parts of their heads. They were fond of eut-door sports and were not oppressed by solitude rather enjoyed their isolated life. The meals I ate In this house were well cooked and hand somely served and the claret was most excellent My host had a passion for grouse and black tailed deer shooting, and gratified it during the three days I spent with him. Salt For the Throat. In these days when di-jeases of the throat are so universally prevalent and In so many cases fatal, we feel it our duty to say a word In behal" of a mo3t effectual, if not positive cure for sore throat For nany years past, indeed, we may say during the whole of a life of more than forty years, we have been subject to a dry, backing cough, which is not only distressing to ourselves, but to our friends, and those with whom we are brought into busi ness contact Last autamn we were induced to try what virtus there was in common salt We commenced by using it three times a day morning, noon and night We dissolved a large tablespoonful of pure tible salt in about half a small tumblerful of water. With this we gargled the throat most thoroughly just before meal-time. The result has been that during the entire winter we were not only free from coughs and colds,but the dry hacking cough has entirely dUappeared. We attribute these satisfactory results solely to the use of salt gargle, and most cordially recommend a trial of it to those who are subject to diseases ot the throat Many persons who have never tried the salt gargle have the Impression that it is unpleasant, but after a few days' use no person who loves a nice, clean mouth and a first-rate sharpener ot the appetite will abandon it. Queer Fact There are resident in the city of Lon don more Roman Catholics than in Rome; more Irishmen than In Dublin; and more Jews than in Jerusalem. Neither William Tell nor Anti-Mason Morgan ever existed; Paul Revere never took a ride; Barbara Freitchie did not wave a flag at "Stonewall" Jackson, and Napoleon was not a Frenchman. -Never Durchaae a brood-sow the lm- mediate progenitoWof f which have been prepared for a show ring. She will lack a strong constitution. ENGLISH AS SHE IS TAUGHT. Somo Curious Definitions Given School Children. by Aborigines, a system of mountains. Alias, a good man in the Bible. Amenable, anything that is mean. Assiduity, state of being an acid. Auriferous, pertaining to an orifice. Ammonia, the food of the gods. Cr(i(.7urv. a little caterpillar. Grniferous, rocks iu which fossil corn is lound. r.xruHumenl. a headstone to a crave. Rinestrvxn, one who asks questions. f.aaianst, one who plays euohre. franchise, anything belonging to the t rencu. Idolater, a very Idol parson. Iecar., a man who likes a good din nor. Irritate, to make fun of. Mendacious, what can be mended. Mercenary, one who feels for another. rarasite, a kind of umbrella. Parasite, the murder of an infant Publican, a man who does his prayers in public. TVnacwitf, ten acres of land.' Here is one where the phrase "publl cans and sinners' has got mixed up una pontics, and the result is a defini tion which takes one in a sudden and unexpected way: "JuiiuMican, a sinner mentioned in the Bible." Also in Democratic newspapers now and then. Here are two where tho mistake has resulted from sound assisted by remote lact: "Plagiarist, a writer of plays. " Demajruju', a vessel containing beer ami other liquids." Here is one which well, now, how otten we do slam right into the truth without ever suspecting it: "The men employed by the Gas Com- iany go round and speculate the meter." And here with "zoological" and "geological'' in his mind but not ready to his tongue the small scholar has innocently gone aud let out a couple of secrets which ought never to have been divulged in any circumstances: "1 here area good many donkeys in theolojncal gardens. "me of the best fossils are found in theological cabinets " cho Yoked Ucr Foes. "I am going to have two guests at Elmdale the day after to-morrow," re marks Mrs. Itadcliffe, carelessly, one morning to the old husband who adores her and who is fully thirty years her senior. "Indeed!" responds Mr. Radcliffe, with an assumption of interest which ho in reality iiosseews for little except his green house and his veg-table gar den. "Who have you selected, my love? That is, do 1 kno'.v them?" "lmi have met the lady, I am sure. Mie is Miss hloise ISnstnw, and the gen tleinan Is Mr. Parker loisom." Mr. Radcliffe considers this response for a moment, and then up go his gray touched eyebrows in unmistakable as tonishment. "My dear, you must be making some mistake. I have heard you say very hard things about both these people. I remt-mber your being very angry indeed just lx;fore your marriage, for for" "Can't vou recollect why?" she inter rupts m smilm? interrogative. "I his v;is my reason for ixniig angry, lioth these peo;Ie chose to spread abroad cer tain reiHjrts about my love of wealth when I was poor little Ophelia Shelton, which, whether they were true or false, concealed behind them the desigu of preventing our marriage. Yon were sensible enough not to believe the gos sip, and so they were defeated." 'liut have vou inrgiven them, upne- lia? I thought not" Five or six davs after the above con versation the two guests arrive at Elm dale. Each of them Is bewildered by the invitation, and each takes it as a sweet sign of peace and goodwill. 'ion have a most excellent home here," Parker Folsom tells his hostess, while they are left alone together for a few moments, on the night of his ar rival. Yes. Do you really think so?" Is the sweet answer. "I'm so glad every thing pleases you. And how about your fellow cuest, Miss Bristow? Is not she lovely." 'I neverspeciallvaumired brunettes," is Parker Folsom s reply, with a covert glance at the fliixen tresses of Mrs. Itadcliffe. "Oh. it doesn't matter muc , I fancy, whether one be bloude or brunette, If one has immense wealth." "Immense wealth? And Is Miss Bristow" "Wealthy? Oh, enormously one of the greatest heiresses I know of." "Indeed!" Parker Folsom responds, beginning suddenly to stroke his dark, silken mustache with considerable energy. Not long afterward Mrs. Radcliffe is alone with Miss Bristow. "My dear Eloise," she begins, "you are looking so well! By-the-by, Mr. Folsom raid you a compliment." A slight flush tinges Eloise Bristow's , "Really! What was it?" ' "He said you were pretty." "He is very kind," Eloise answers, a little disappointely. She is pretty and knows it very well, having been told so again and again. Mrs. Radcliffe taps her reprovicjly with a costly ivory fan. "My dear girl, you should not under value such a compliment from a mil lionaire like Parker Folsom." Elo'.se's glossy, dark eyebrows sud denly lift themselves. "A millinnnaire, Mrs. Radcliffe?" "163. Oh, bis wealth is immense! I thought you knew it" "Xo, I have not heard." "Well, that is not strange, when one remembers. He is a Philadelphian, and yon are from New York." ; . Eloise Bristow has always told herself tbat she means to respect and honor the man whom she marries, but she has also repeatedly told herself that wealth or, at least, an independent competence must belong to this same favored indi vidual. As for Parker Folsom finding himself stripped of nearly all his former posses sions at an age when to begin a business life is to alter habits of idleness and ease that have almost become a part of the man's nature, he on his side has more than once assured his inner ' self since the crash of his pecuniary misfortune occurred tbat to marry for money would be the most completely sensible course of action he could possl- ; bly enter upon. xes, Eloise Hristow and Parker fol som are thoroughly in love with each More than once, while thinking of how I eiirkAi-xll V Vi Oi MVAnrrofnl oiViarrtA ha rl I succeeded, Mrs. Radcliffe's eyes flash with malicious triumph. One day whilst passing the bbrary door, he catches the gleam of a pink musun morning dress. "If it is she' he mentally murmurs "and provided she isaione, i snail not leave her u:.til have declared the truth." Eloise proves to be alone. Parker Folsom seats himself at her side, and in a few moments he has spoken words that bring the rich color glowingly to the girl's cheeki and make her eyes sparkle with brilliant fire. He finished with these humble words: "I have no right to address you as am doing; for oh. Eloise, even should you consent to become my wife, the world would call me little else than scheming fortune-hunter." A moment after these last words are uttered Eloise Bristow leaps to her feet "A fortune hunter!" she bursts forth indignantly. "I I do not understand you, Mr. Folsom, unless you mean what you say tor cruel satire." He rises now. "Satire? Why of course, T do not The facts are plain enough. My fortune is now a mere wreck of what it once was, and you are immensely wealthy.' A bitter, bleak sort of laugh leaves iloise Unstow's lips. "Did Mrs Itadcliffe tell you that that I was immensely wealthy?" she questions excitedly. "Yes." Eloisa sinks back into her seat Fix mg her eyes on Folsom's face, which has become very pale, like her own, she now contuaies. "And Mrs. Radcliffe told me the samo thing reg-rding you!" A slight pause. i?u;ldenly she asks: "Have you ever thought in past time that Mrs. Radcliffe had any dislike toward you?1 Parker Folsom's answer then comes promptly enough: 1 es; I used to believe that she hated me. L Eloise laughs again though less bit teriy tnan beiore. "And I feel that she has hated me all along, now. This is her revenue." These four words exercLsed a strancre effect upon the man who hears them. He seats himself at her side. He Axes upon her face a pair of eyes tliat glow strange- y. "Eloise Bristow.' he teems, with solemn, determined voice, "the story of my wealth is what first attracted you toward me: but now that you know me, is there not any feeling in your heart wholly apart from all this?" .loise made no answer. She lowers her eyes and begins to tremble. The man at her side draws nearer, and nearer. "Eloise. I love you well enough to die for you yes, even in those uuaer, prosaic times of ours. And if this be the case, surely I love you well enough to work for ou! What is your answer, darling? Lift up vour head, and speak it out bravely. hen Mrs. Radcliffe next meets us, shall she l.inIi to her self In malignant delight, and silently murmur, M v revenge is accomplished or shall sho grind her handsome white teeth in secret rage, while looking on our happiness, ami le forced to confess that we have conquered lior with tho very weapons she sought to use ugainst us: turning her revenge into that which may be our life-long future joy and such Joy, Eloise, as no money can pur chase?" There is a momentary silence, whilst tioise sits motionless, with ees mill lowered; and then, an instant later, she has dung herself upon his breast, and hidden her iKissionatelv tearful face against his shoulder. He needs no other answer. Hurrerinjr. Ve hear a great deal about how suf fering purifies the human heart. Per haps it does. W e aro not going to dispute what is an accepted fact that is, not mucli. W e are not prepared to say that a lung fever, or a sharp attack of meningitis, or a run of liver com plaint, judiciously applied, will not do something toward turning the heart of the hoary old sinner from his evil ways. for peop'o generally seem to think favorably of sickness as an instrument of salvation, and we should have all the believi-rs in creation in o.:r hair if we disputed it So we let it pass. But we do not believe that toothache ever brought gentle feelings luto any human heart We don't believe any man is brought any nearer hcaveu by having to lie awake night after night, with a steam-engine pumping away inside bis head, and every throb fueling as if his skull bone was being rent in twain, and a red-hot iron was being thrust into the cavity? We do not believe in chloro form, and creosote, and peppermint essence, and hot drops, and pain Killer, and salt petre. and salt, and ginger, and catnip, and oil of cloves, and cay enne pepper, and a hundred more things of that kind in general use for the tooth ache, as means of gTace! We don't believe any man was ever converted while suffering the pangs of a regular old-fashioued. genuine, jumping tooth ache! We don't believe there was ever grace enough given any human being to thank God for the toothache! If every man has got over far enough for that he deserves to be translated, and done with it Another kind of suffering, which we do not believe purifies to any great ex tent is a corn on the toe. Or, perhaps, we had better put it corns, for when a man lias one corn he generally has others to keep it company, and they all ache in capital letters. Corns are clannish, and seldom exist without the society of their kind. They are social, and prefer aching in concert Now what man could have a heart full of gratitude, when he had on a pair of new boots, tight and bard, as new boots mostly are, and pressing right exactly on his sorest corn, and making it feel as If some determined master builder was boring a hole into his toe with an inch auger, and making all the other corns sympathetic, until be couldn't tell which ached the most, aud his dearest Mary Anne sitting opposite, and talking to him about the weather, and expecting him to ad in ire the placque she has painted, with two cati, and a screech owl, and a bunch of pond lilies, mixed up in artistic confusion yes, we want to know where is the man who could be happy, thankful, and polite, under such circumstances? There are some kinds of suffering under which the noblest soul that ever lived could not be patient under which saint himself would wriggle, and thuiK of some bad word that would apply. And it is pleasant to think that all suffering is not of divine origin for it comes from tight boots, and too much confectionery, and stomachs overloaded, and nerves overworked; and the Provi dence which we are all so fond of ar raigning, under the most trivial circum stances, has nothing whatever to qo with it THE RAT. Somo Characteristics of the De spised Rodent. The rat is finely equipped for the pe culiar life he is ordained to lead. He has strong weapons, in the shape of four long and very sharp teeth two in the upper jaw and two in the lower. These teeth are wedge-shaped, and, bt a wonderful provision of nature, have always a fine, sharp, cutting edge. On examining them carefully, the inner part is found to be of a soft, ivory-like composition, which can easily be worn away, and the outside is composed of a glass-like enamel, which Is exceedingly hard. The upuer teeth work Into the under, so that the centres ot the opposed teeth meet per fectly In the act ot gnawing, bence the soft part is being continually worn away, while the hard part keeps a sharp, chisel-like edge all tl.e time, and at the same time the teeth are con stantly growing up from the bottom, so that as they wear away a fresh sup ply is ready. Should one of these teeth be removed by accident or otherwise, the opposite tooth will continue to grow, and there being nothing to wear it away, it will project from tue mouth and be turned upon itself, and it it be an under tooth it will otten grow so long as to penetrate the skull. There is a fact hut little known, which well illustrates the ravages rats can indict on a bard substance by these little sharp teeth. Many of the elephauts' tusks imported Into London are found to have their surfaces grooved into small furrows of uutqual length and depth, as though cut out by a very sharp edged instrument No man would take the trouble to do this so carefully, but the rat has found out the tusks which contain the most gela tine a most delicious morsel for bis palate and he gnaws away as much as suits him aud leaves the rest f -r the ivory worker, who is neither unible nor unwilling to profit by the fact marked by the rat's teeth. The ivory which contains a large amount of gela tine Is softer and more elastic than that which does not, and as elasticity is the thing needful for billiard balls, he selects this rot-gnawed ivory and turns it into beautiful elas-ic spheres, to be used upon tLe finest billiard tables. The elasticity of some of these balls Is so great tbat, when thrown forcibly on a hard fljor, they will rebound to the height of three or four feet. IUts have a remarkable instinct for finding out where there is anything good for food, and it has often been a subject of wonder how they manage to get oft board ships laden with sugar and other attractive cargoes, but the mystery has been solved, for thy have teen seen to come off shore to the sii p by means of the rope by wh ca she is moored to the wharr. lij the same maus they will leave the ship when she comes into port, particularly if they And their quarters tiling or tilled with water. The saying that "rats will al ways leave a sinking ship" is perfectly true. If, however, the ship be water tight they will continue Increasing. It has been told by M. De St. Pierre that when the man-of-war aliant returned from Havana, in the year I70G, the rats Increased to such an extent that they des: roved a hundred weight o( biscuit daily. The ship was finally suioked between decks, aud six hampers were, for some time, filled every day with the rats that bad thus been killed. When the atmospheric pumps were iu use at the terminus of the Croydon railway, hundreds of rats lost their lives there iu t'.ls way. At night they used to get Into the large exhausting tube to lick the grease off the leather valve. As soon as the pump was put in order to work for the early train, out these rats wer sucked. There are curious facts conuecteJ with the habits of the rat which war rant a close observation ot them on the part of those who may have an oppor tunity. A lady at one time niUued sev eral eegs from her st.re closet, and uaturally coucludud that they bad been removed by the servant for her privaU use. Sue questioned the servant who denied any knowledge of the removal The eggs continued to disappear In tht same mysterious manner, wueu one day the thief was unexpectedly disco v ered. The lady observed one morning, on entering her storeroom, asingulai sight. A small rat was on his back upon the floor and grasping an egg,1 while a larger rat was hauling him arouud by the tail. In this way un doubtedly. all the missing eggs had. been carried away. It appears that rats, like birds, Dsn,; etc., are otten influenced to change; their abode by want ot food or the need of a proper place where they can procure sustenance ior meir young, and often by their fear of man. A gentleman s bouse was ones infested witii rats, and he gat com pletely rid of them by catching one of them alive, and covering It with ooal tar, and allowing it to return to its bole. At another time a trap was set at night in a bouse where r.its wer-j uumerous, and in the morning the trap was found sprung, with a long tall in side. Its owner bad vanished, and, perhaps, after relating his narrow es cape, and bow he bad lost nis oeauuxui appendage, took all his rat friends and left the bouse forever. The rat, though naturally a savage creature. Is capable of being tamed and made obedient to man's will. Some ot the Japanese tame rats, teach tnem to perform many tricks, and then exhibit them. Domestics in New Mexico. An Interesting contribution, the dis cussion ot the domestic service prob lem, u given by our correspondent from New Mexico. We think the working women of the East can not know that in New Mexico domestic servants are paid $30 a month, with board and home in addition, and can not be obtained even for there large wagn. The native Mexicans supply about the only servant to be bad there, and they are so unfamiliar with Amer ican methods or bouse-Keeprng, and. withal, are so Indolent and careless that their service Is far from satisfactory. The pride which keeps the native American at "respectable" work hi the East at 2 or S3 a week. It would seem, would disappear before the temptation of an opportunity to earn $350 a year, most of which could be saved, as the home is furnished In addition to the money wages. J. D. Shedd, of Fairfax, Vt, reports that be owns a sow that has given birth to fifty-three pigs in three litters within twelve months thirteen, twenty and twenty respectively. of! A Brief Chapter on tho Origin 3Ilrrrs. Any solid substance that oan be polished will, to a certain extent, an swer Tor a mirror: and metallic "look ing glasses" are frequently mentioned In tho Old Testament Guch looking glasses were made of mixed metal, cbieQy of copper, and were susceptible of a lustre which Sir G. Wilkinson says has been partially restored in some of those discovered at Thebes, though buried in the earth for many centuries. They were round or oval, and inserted in handles of metal, wood or stone, whose form and ornamenta tion varied with the tastes of their owners. In the catacombs of ancient Rome, mirrors have been found which appear to be made of a mixture of bronze and lead and tin, while others are of a peculiar kind of stone supposed to bs vitrified lava. Pliny mentions the ra?e for silver mirrors as an evidence of Rjman ex travagance, and says every Roman cirl wanted one. Plutarch says that De mosthenes had a looking-glass proba bly ot silver and sufficiently large to reflect bis entire person before which be was accustomed to rehear e bis orations and arrange his gestures. There were two serious objections to metallic mirrors their weight and the fact that tbey were li'bloto dis tort the features of those looking Into them. The latter was, cf course, offensive to ancient beaux and belles, and led to the substitution of metal of obsidian, a black stone, "sometimes transparent" to quote a;ain from Pliny "but of so dull a transparency that, as a mirror, it renders the shadow rather than the image of an object.' When the Spaniards discovered America 'hey found mirrors made of a substance which they called the Iuea's stone, because It was used by the Pe ruvian princes for ornamental pur poses. It was a sort of pyrites, sus ceptible ot a bigh degree of polish and excellently well-calculated for mlrrars. As the ancients were familiar with glass, it seems strange that they were not acquainted with mirrors made therefrom. True, Aristotle, some 4U0 years B. C, wrote: 'Glass and crystal must be liaed with a sheet of metal Iu order to give back the image presented to them. "But most authors regard glass mirrors a modern invention. The first mention of glass mirrors afbr their present form occurs in a work on cptics written by an Eng lish monk, Johannes Peckham, in 1219. In it he speaks of "glass mirrors, cov- erel on the back with lead, that re flect (no image if the lead is scraped off.' And another careful investi gator thinks the invention cauuot date from a period earlier than t:ie middle of the thirteenth century, because iu France, during the fourteenth century. glas3 mirrors were scarce, while those of metal were abundant. The crusades, which did so much to acquaint Western with the industries and civilization of Eistern Europe, was the direct cause of the introduc tion of the manufacture of cli siiuto Venice. For a long time, this was the only p. ace where glass was manufac tured, and thither every country, de siring articles of glass, was compelled to go go or send. Venetian glass rap idly became famous, and its sale the source of an Immense revenue to the Republic. Naturally, Venice wa anxious lo se cure to Lerself for the future so valua ble a monopoly; and to this end, through the "Council of the Ten," she ordered the glass-makers to leave the city proper, and establish themselves at Murano, on an Island a IittlH dis tance northeait from Venice. More over, it was proclaimed tliat if a workman should export anything that might enable other countries to enter into competition with Venice so far as the making of glass was concerned his property would be conllscated and himself liable to be iut to death. ; At Murano, glass mirrors were first made after the wanner suggested by ! Aristotle by placmer a metallic sheet back ot the glass. 1 he experiment did not prove satisfactory, and metal m tr iors rema'ned in vogue till the begin ning of the sixteenth century, when two glass-makers of Munuo discov ered the method of making mirrors which bad for several years prevailed in Germany. The German process was as follows: Melted lead or tin was blown with a pipe into a hollow ball of glass, while hot, thereby entirely coating its inte rior. When the gUus had cooled, it was cut into small, round mirrors. I The two Muranese improved on this method by substituting an amalgam of tin and quicksilver in place of the metals used by the Germans. Tben they petitioned the "Council of the Ten" tbat the right to manufacture these mirrors be granted them exclu sively for twenty-live years. The de stred privilege was granted them for twenty years. Wonderful success attended the en terprise, and, when the twenty years had expired, hundreds engaged In it Indeed, so numerous were the mirror makers, the Venetian Government sep arated them from the other glass makers, and established a distinct com pany for their benefit Gradually, the manufacture of glass mirrors advanced toward perfection, and no one did more in this direction than Liberate Mo'ta, who flourished at Murano about IC30, and "made them of a size previously unattainable." The Bath Hot Weakening. An error is in supposing that the daily bath is weakening and omitting it as soon as it does not appear requisite to absolute eieanllness. It may be diminished if convenience demands It, bnt granted good health, it is hard to see any reason why a bath, properly given, should not be useful throughout child hood, as well as In infancy and adult life. And this is said without any of tbat fetich-worship tbat makes the daily bath a religious duty, irrespective of health or circumstance. It would surprise many ot our readers to know how recent is the general use of daily bathing; and if we rightly Interpret some remarks in a medical work of about the beginning of this century, babies were not usu ally bathed after the first washing that followed their birth. But, when it is recommended indefinitely to continue the bath It is not intended that it al ways should bave th same tempera ture and duration. The room should be well warmeJ, and if the feet be kept warm the sponge bath may be gradual ly reduced in temperature, its effect being carefaly noted. LOOKING GLASSES. NEWS IN BRIEF- Berlin University contains 141 American students, Harvard's law department Is to publish a law monthly. Paris Is said to consume nearly fifty tons of snails In a season. A large ice factory is to be put In operation at Roanoke, Virginia. The mayor of Dubuque. Iowa, runs a lunch counter and saloon. A hunter in Nine Pierre, D. T., recently killed a rabbit four feet long. An Iona (Mich.) justice of the peace has begun suit for a wedding tee. Deloraln, I). T., is four months old. It has 10J houses, ? stores and 4 hotels. A nemlock (Mich.) man humanely chloroforms h:s hogs before he batchers them. Mule Head is the came hit upon for a settlement In Charles Mix county. Dakota. Asbury Park (N. J.) houses have been numbered after the Philadelphia system. Iu a single ward in the city o( Lincoln, Illinois, there are thirty-two widows. Esmeralda county, Nevada, pro duced about $110,000 worth of borax last year. There has not been a prisoner in the Le Sueur county (Minn.) jail for three months. Mr. Pyron, of Chester, Illinois, has a pet crow that talks as fluently as a traiLeu parrot. A band of Indian squaws who came into Baogor, D. T., recently, all invested In corsets. A Pokagon (Mich.) man found a bear's tooth iu tie center of a soli J log recently while chopping. Lonlonis having a revival of go as-you-please pedestrianlsm.with Amer ican pedestrians contesting. A lady in South Haven, Mich., has s parlor ornament in the shape of a lead rattlesnake live feet long. Somo fish in the aquarium at St Petersburg, Professor Baird is quoted as saying, are over 100 years old. A preacher of Larkin, Illinois, was Gne l$l.o! and costs for disturbing a religious meeting of a rival sect Lookout Mountain, the scene of "the battle amid the clouds," has been so d to a hotel and railroad company. At a funeral In Flint, Michigan, the tlaor ot a room full of people gave way, throwing all present into the celiar. During January fully 1,000 sled leads of bullheads were caught on the DorJtrs of Beaver Dam Lake, Wis consin. Women Candida' c shave been nom inated by the Prohibition party in Xewburg. New York, for school com missioners. The closing service of the Rev. Sam Jones and tie Rev. Sam Small in Boston is said to have been attended by 12,000 people. Wine (nearly 500 gallons) that left Jerusalem December 15th has been re ceived m Chicago, where It is to te used for IVswver purposes. Aa explorer has started for the North Pole from Winnipeg, He prob ably th:nks that it cannot get colder thaa it Is at Winnipeg. 1 he police of Flushing, L. I., want a ra'se In their pay, which is now $000 a year for privates, and an extra 5100 per annum for the captain. Kaw ham has filled a family near iath Butler, Wayne county. N. Y.. with trichica;. Two deaths have oc curred and others are expected. The highest spot Inhabited by human beings is said to be the Bndd- nist cloister of Hanle, Thibet, where 21 priests live at an altitude of 10,000 feet Mr. Thomas M. Davis, of Milford, Delaware, is the owner of an old elgh. His great-grandfather, Mark Davis, bought it in Philadelphia in 177. Tennessee's Senate has rejected a bill appropriating $1800 for a monu ment to George Peabody, through whos9 benevolence the State was a great gainer. Monster icebergs have been en countered by many steamships that. tZTo crossed the Banks of Newfoundland during the past week or two unusu ally early lor their appearance. A Louisville colored woman has sold ber graudchild to a white woman for $150, and as the little one has fallen into good hands there will prob ably be no effort to interfere with the baigain. A woman, living In Jamaica, L. I , has just been dischargeed as cured from a neighboring insane hospital, after a few months' treatment, though ber mental troubles have extended over a period of 20 years. At the Washington territory peni tentiary the rules require tbat the hair on the right side ct prisoner's heads shall be shaved off, while that on the left side is allowed to remain in Its normal condition. Albert Nicker son, of Sag Harbor, L. I., is 12 years old. Every day he sits down to the table with his father an I mother, grandfather and grand mother, and great-gramLather . and - two creat-grand mothers. Profitable Orange G no wing. The Savaunah JVtics of a recent date relates: An Ocala firm sent seventy five boxes of oranges to a Macon (Ga.) commission house, and in return re ceived eighty-two cents In postage stamps. A crowd of Prohibitionist workers in Portland, Oregon, gathered In front of a saloon, and sang with great vigor a campaign song. "It's Water, Not Beer, we Want." until the saloon keeper, taking their request literally, turned the hose on them. A lightning adder gave an exhib ition in a public place in Lansing, Michigan, and gained great admira tion by his rapid work with columns of figures. After he had taken up a collection and disappeared it was dla covered that bis totals were all wrong. Every one of the six daughters ot a grocer named Schlecht in New York, is S'ud to bave eloped in turc. Annie, the eldest ran away when she was 21 years old, Am"l.a when she was 14, Caroline and Netta when they were 7, Adeline when she was Id, and Iloitensia. a few weeks ago, when she was 12 Edward Russell, the hero of the most recent elope-tneut, has been 4rnt to prison for marryu.ga child. In order to render glue Insoluble in water, it is rn!y necessary to add a little t-otaisluai U-chromate to the water in which it is dissolved, and expose the Slue I p irt to the light One-UftietU part of lb3 bi-chromate win lumce. 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