lliilWR.' IMS, 'in-. Mai MA IV IMI B. P. SOHWEIER, THE OOiSTlTUTlOI-TEB UHOI-AID TIE EI70S0E1CER OF TEE LATS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XL. MIFF LINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 22, 1886. NO. 39. rv I 1 1 NT T"V1 r W III III .Iti lli III III. . An Elective Course. Muoea tbst lie on Fanny's cheek , Laun, all my Greek; STenly sciences I know frowns that gloom and smiles that j'ow; SHeria and It-T Lin h weet Reograpb; ttichoUrsbip hare I bat suck iiteche me to lore her mack. T,r tliould I strive to read the skies, rfci knows the midnight off hep eyes? mr that nwimi within the scope n Pickwing'i beat telescope Tver reveals as muli as when iht nuts aol droops her eyes again. Qtbranls, who seek to break ths chasm Twjt man to-day and protodlasm, Ho trivial your aims appear! Enough lor me that Fanny's here, Tjnif us arauutl I only care la know what ilowrr she wants to wear, i nxrt it to the add:-pa ted Ic pew how pinks originated. At ii il mattered! The chief thing jj :iax we have them in the spring, Aad Fanny likes them. When they come, jKnilittray go and purchase some. "Ike Origin of Plants" go to! Unix rroiwr end 1 have in view. 0 lorelieat bocks that ever man Tjoktl into since the world began 1, Woman! As I tarn those pages, is frwn as In the primal ages, As Jav by day I scan, periilext, 1 itr) ilat 1 am slowly growing It, it ink no other book worth knowing. And in my epy, one of many (&jio d: lust called Fanny), Had co thing ret down but suck Ai teat Leu me to love It mack. JOB'S RUSE. A 'ew England winter scene the bemlik forests all draped with ermine friiiee of snow the hills and the val lera white :is if they were coated with pearl, while from the farmhouse chim neys in tlie pray thickets of leafles nicies umler the rocks a blue spiral of suu'k went wreathing and curling up into tlie steel January sky, and the sun set rei!f i ted on the myriad tiny window puiies of the western front, made an onmie sparkle of brightness that sup plied the otherwise lacking element of color to the frigid landscape. Fanner Weterbrook had just brought in a:i armful of snow-cru3Ted logs from the wood-pile at the north end of the house, throwing tliem down on the ample stone hearth witli a noise like a small earthquake, when Sibyl Harrington started up. "Five o'clock! Oh, I liadn't an idea it w:is so late. I must be going." 'Allow nie to accompany you, Miss Hanii.gton." "You will let me see you home, Sibyl?" "Captain Meredith and Max Crossley both sjoke at once, and rose siinulta neou!y but Sibyl shook her head. 'I would prefer to walk alone," she said, ga ly. . Ami about the sleighing party to morrow night?" said Max anxiously. "I I have half promised -Captain Meredith," said the village beauty, her king eyelashes drooping, and a delicate stle "of rose suffusing her cheek. "But, Sibyl, I thought it was an un derstood matter between you and me, three g od weeks ago!" Max, exclaimed, with contracting brows. "Was it? I am sure I had forgotten Max was silent. Captain Meredith's smooth, softly-intoned voice filled up the silence. "1 exact no promise," he said gal lantly; '"but if I am not punctual to the hour'aiid the sijt. Miss Harrington may draw her own conclusions." And Sibyl went out, her light foot steps making a low, pleasant music on the brittle snow. She was very jixtty this gazelle-eyed New England damsel, with big blue eyes turning to limped purple whenever she was in the least excited; hair short, bung in a golden fringe over her broad, low forehead, and the sweetest of rosy mouths, with three sentinel r.mples on cheeks and chin! Max Crossley had loved her ever since they were children together, and Captain Meredith, who bid come to pass the holidays with his cousins, the Westerbrooks, had been caught in the meshes of that bronze gold hair and the interlacing network of the lashes that overhung the purple-blue eyes, and had prolonged his visit into January. "I'pon my word, she's a regular beauty," said the captain, staring through the tiuv window-panes at the retreating footsteps of Miss Flarrington. Max Crossley looked quickly up at him, as if he would have particularly liked to knock him over the haudirons in among the logs; but ierhaps he thought better of it, for he refrained from anv such demonstration. "A beautv," went on the Captain; "and it's a thousand pities she should be thrown away on any of the country pumpkins who vegetate among these wildernesses. Job, you young villain, are those boots of mine blackened yet?" Farmer Westerbrook's hired, boy, who bad jut c une in to warm his empurpled bands at the merry red blaze, looked glum. "Xo, tliev ain't," said job brusquely. "Well, what's (lie reason?" "'Cause I ain't 'ad time." "See that you find time, then, and that quick, tool" said the Captain. And Job glowered after him, as he ent gavlv up the stairs. "I just wisli I had the servin' of hun out," said Job, gloomily. "It's 'Job, do this,- and 'Job, do that,' and 'Job, where's the warm water,' and 'Job, what the detiie do you mean by lettin' my lire go out?' as if I was his bond slave, and not a red cent lias he guv me yet no, nor so much as a pleasant word. I wonder if he means to stay here lwavs." "You and I are equally partial to him, Jub," said Max Crosslev, laughing. "I lieenl him talkin'Vith Miss Sibyl about goin' sleigh-ridin' to-morrow night." said Job. shrewdly. "I should jes' like to put Kicking Billy in the shafus-I would, if it warn't for Miss Sibyl. He don't know nothla' about horses, that there militia Cap'n don't.'.' And Job chuckled. "I sav, Mr. Crossley," he resumed, "why don't vou get beforeluind with him she's only dazzled like." Max Crossley frowned slightly; hon est Job was not exactly the kind of Ganymede he cared to have meddle with bis love affairs. , "Miss Harrington must choose for berseif. Job," he said; and Job went back to his work, secretly wondering bow a young ladv, gifted with ordinary common s nse, could hesitate for a mo ment between the Captain and Mr. Max Crossley. .The next night came a nigbt ofall DlPhts lirniiiti.mu fnr slpk'hillH CXpedl- tions and rustic love-making, the roaus oelightfullv Lard and well-pacKcu, aim glorious full inoon shining down as wbitely as if a rain of silver were deluging the whole world! "Couldn't be better weather!" earn the Captain. "Job, where are the sleigh- "Dunno," quoth Job, indifferently. "There's them old jinglers in the garret that used to belonc to Deacon Joe West. erbrook, that was in the Hevolutionary r, ivuu mere s tne two cow-bells that Mary Ann might scour up with ashes " "Pshaw!" said the Captain, 'Mo you take me for Itip Van Winkle? There's a pretty little string somewhere, for I saw them when Mrs. Westerbrook went out day before yesterday." "I liain't seen nothing on 'em," said Job, stolidly. "Come, come, don't make yourself out any stupider than you be by nature, Job," said the farmer, laughing, nev ertheliss, for the Captain's airs and graces were fast wearing out his wel come, and lie secretly sympathized with the much afflicted Job. "I guess they're out in the burn chamber. You better go with him, Captain, if you expect to find 'em our Job's dreadful thick headed when he chooses to be." "Come along, my line fellow," said the Captain jocosely, collaring Job and marching him off in the direction of the old red barn under the hill "We don't need any lantern in this bright moon light, that is one comfort." Old Billy, removed for his kicking qualities, blinked safely around at them from his stall, and Tom, the little gray pony, who was destined to figure in the cutter shafts that night, set up a low, friendly whinny, as they entered the big, frosty, fragrant bara. "Where are the stairs?" demanded the Captain. "There ain't none," said Job. "It's a ladder." "Up with you, then," said Meredith; but Job shrunk steadfastly back. "I wouldn't not for fifty dollars," said Job. "Old Michael Westerbrook hung himself from the middle beam fourteen years ago, and folks say he stands up there with a rope around his neck every moonlight night." "Stuff and nonsense!" ejaculated the Captain in accents of supreme contempt. "You great cowardly lout, stay where you are then, and I'll go myself." lie sprang nimbly up the rounds of the ladder and disappeared through the trap-door. "Where is it?" he called "The ghost? Flight under the middle beam by the windy was the place where " "Blockhead! I mean the string of bells." "Iook for 'cm yourself," said Job, sulkily. "I don't know where they be, and w'hat's more, I don't care." "I'll set'.le with you, my fine fellow, when I come down!" said the Captain, threateningly, as he groped alou: in the dim light which was admitted by a cobweb-draped window at either end of the baj n chamber. "Don't hurry yourself, Cap'n," re joined Job hi a jeering mood. As the Captain plunged into a dark comer, there was a jiugle, and the string of bells suspended fioui a nail hit him directly on the neck, so like the grasp of death-cold fingers that he could not but start. "Oh!" said the Captain, nervously. "Here they are. Catch 'em, Job? Hello! where s the trap-door?" And it took the militia-man fully sixty seconds or more to realize that the traiwloor was closed and fastened on the lower side. He rushed to the win dow and threw it tip, only to see Job stieeding up the hilL "Hal-lo-o-oa!" yelled Captain Mere dith. Come back, you scoundrel! you ill-conditioned loot! you imp of evil." Job turned round and executed thaf, Iicculiar gyration ot the fingers in con nection with the nasal protuberance which is supposed to express the ex tremity of scorn. "You 11 hnd the latiuer on me uarn floor, Cap'n," hooted this young rebel. "And don't be afeared o' the ghost. It's very harmless if you let it alone." "But. Job Job. come back I'm to be at Mr. Harrington's at half past seven. "Don t worry!" hoarsely nawieajoo. "Miss Sibyl won't wait very long afore Mr. Max'll be on hand." T1m f 'niitain danced un and down the barn floor in an ecstacy of rage as Job disappeared over the crest of the hilL There was no use caning ior ueip. xic knew very well that if he had possessed the lungs of Boreas he could not have made any one hear. He sat shivering down on the hav, starting nervously at the sound of Kicking BUly'sfeet among his snug bed of straw, and thinking how disagreeably a bar of moonlight which streamed down from a crack in the roof resembled a tall, white figure standing under the centre beam. He could almost fancy the rope around its neck pshaw! And the Captain jumped up again, with starting dew on his temples, even in the freezing atmosphere of the barn cliam ber What was to be done? he asked him self. And Echo, if Echo had had any common sense, would have answered: ' Just nothing at all!" Job had outwit ted him. He might, and probably would, "settle" with Job for the future, but for the present Job had manifestly the advantage of him. And pretty Sibyl and Max Crossley, with his red cutter and great chestnut-colored horsel The Captain executed an impromtu series of gymnastics in the hay as he reflected on these things. - "I won't wait another minute for him." said Sibyl Harrington, coloring up with the tears in her blue eyes. Go on, girls I sliall spend the evening at '""There's plenty of room for you in our sleigh, SibyL" coaxed her brother 1 good-humored athlete, with red whiskers and dimples like her own. "Bessy Brown will be glad to have you al?"x'o" she will not, either pouted Sibvl "As if I were going to spoil all ner fun. No-if I can t have an escort of my own, 111 stay at home and mend stockings. And I never will speak to Captain Meredith again!" Hosea Harrington was just opening hlTmouth to argue the matter with bis sc once more when the door opened and in walked Max Crossley. Sibyl jumped up, radiantly; she had nevea been soglad to see honest Max In "KonfySibyl? VTbereisthe &St know," said SIM. tog-, "and I don't care. Am I Captain Meredith's keeper?" S YVS&fl, the purple UghlclrnUtotohereyeiandtheshy lgS" Sfffix. "ican'tex pcX SmysTlf as agreeable as the S?SSJSSSrSir Gwbatail- cried SibvL I IWte irritably. "I'm sick of s.lbAi - !.- Mnwl I never want to this is, ana now W" whisper M t9 t0ac!l ed up the horse and felt her neatlinj close to him, "is it for always?" Yes, alwavs," she answered. "Je-rusalcm!" said Farmpr Vislr. brook. It was lust 10 o'clock at nieht. and the old gentleman had come out, as he always did the la-t thing befoie rrtiring 10 rest, to see tliat .lob had not set the barn on fire, and that the dumb mem bers of his family were safe and com fortable. "I do believe that is old M ike Westerbrook's ghost come to life again, pound in' like all possessed o:i the barn chamber floor!" "It's me-e-e! it's me-e-e!" brawled the Captain, forgetting all the nicer dis tinctions of grammar in his delight at his prospects of release; "unfasten the trap-door; let me out!" Slowly the farmer lifted the ladder and adjusted it in its place. With rheu matic awkwardness he climbed the creaking rounds and undid the hook from its hasp. "How in all creation come you here?" he demanded. "Why, I thought you was out a sleigh-ridin' with the gals!" "It was all the doing of tliat villain. Job!" gasied the infuriated Captain, his teeth chattering with mingled rage and cold. "I won't stand this sort of thing. "I'll leave the place to-morrow." "As you please," said the farmer, to whom the prospect of losing his guest was not altogether unpleasant. "I'm dreadful sorry this should have hap pened though and I'll talk seriousiy to Job." "So will I," gnashed the Captain. "I'll break every bone in his body." But Job wiser in his generation than the children of light, liad taken particu lar care to go over to his grandmother's, six miles across the snowy fields to spend the night, and the only person the Cap tain saw was old Mrs. AVesterbrook sit ting by the kitchen fire. "Y'ou've lost your chance, Captain," said she good-humoredly. "Dorcas Smith lias just gone by on her way home from the sleighing lrty, and she says Max Crossley brought Sibyl Harrington in his new cutter, and they're enga ged." The Captain went home the next day according to programme, and Mrs. Max Crossley has never seen him since. And when the affair came off Job got a piece of wedding cake b:g enough to give hsm the dyspepsia for a week. OSTRICH EGGS AXD IIIiiS. Some or the Carious Kxhibils to bo Seca io the Shop Windows. tiv nnA U'lil l-Mm ftta fVM nTM'Tl r:lli learn a good deal, especially if he kee; tliem uireciiy rowaru ine suop wmuows j,f t)u itrini-iitat hiisine.ss KtreeH of a great city. Shop windows and show -tTif'iin iiinrlir all tha tn:ltpri:il4 vhich make up the world's fairs and industrial expositions, ana tney are io le seen at all times and without admis sion fee. A section of this permanent exhibi- tlnn wliiMi ia net Tin or fit mnrA than ordinary interest, is contained in the windows ot a mineralogist ami ueaier in precious stones and curios on Tre mout street. In the midst of an at- tt-jrivA arrav ff ilrrl7ilinn nr:ltS. Hlir- mese amber, set stones, antique earth enware, ivory carvings from India and vases from Japan, is to be found a large and elaborately carved pii, which . . .J . . A I. . . was io nave ueeu preseuieu w ine ki T-nncfellow. but which was not finished until after his death. A German residing in Illinois, aim n.iuiivi Tlormnnn thn Artist who designed and carved the bowl, employ- - i t l : .: inz lor cue purpose reu muiau pn:- ut.itwk nti n a Tsmfvfallnw referred to in hi3 poem of "Hiawatha," from which poem the carver is supposed to have drawn the inspiration for his task. As "Gitche Manito, the nrighty" descended Oa tae Mountains or m prune, on th? neat lied Piper one Uvurrr. so descended Mr. Hermann, and From Mm red tone of the qaarrr Wuk hu hand be broke a fragment, Moulded It into a pipes-al. Shaped and Ituhioaed It with figures; Fro -a tbe margin of tne rlTer Tonic a long reed fur a plpfwtem, Wltb lia dart green leave upon It. Tim Imnrl nf t.tm nine is five inches long, and it is carved to represent the face of an Indian with closed eyes, sur rounded by leaves and ferns. The pipe . . .1 lias a long stem or woou, cuercu nu the bark and trimmed with feathers. Another exhibit in this section of the permanent world's fair of Boston is a A..ll,;sin i-if sMirrMnti err poph of Which is covered with pictures executed by native ooiun Airican arusu. I nnn Ana nf tir Mrcm nictures of va- rious animals and birds are drawn in a stvle showing no influence or ioreign or civilized tuition. The figures are shaded with scratches in the surface of the egg shell, filled in with some black sub Tho wrafrhpii in the drawintrs auiuvc . w- - are crude and painfully regular, al lowing only a guess ai mo tiwvum i.ni tn tut i-pnrespnted. Xo attempt WUUW W w " I . is made at grouping or systematic ar- & .. . l.n ..mt iipob in anf WAV. rangeuieub i iuc imiw j j , but each seems to lave been drawn wherever room was found for another effigy. This decoration was the work of a Bushman, belonging to one of the savage tribes in the remote interior of Africa. ... Th. iiinefrafinns unflii another of tne eesrs show the influence of a civilization . . i j 1 tknt that if a stage runner aavuuum "" .i ..lirxr Altomatinir with CTOUP3 of strange flowers strangely colored are figures or natives ui tw painted in crude colors and in more or less stiff and artificial attitudes. A Zulu warrior, who would be recogniza ble from his shield and spears without the title lettered underneath, stands in a photograph-gallery pose upon one side, while a Malay fruit-seller, m an eccentric suit of clothes, stands upon the other. The pictures executed in colors are from the hands of Kaffirs, semi-civilized natives, who live in the vicinity of the South African towns. A salesman in the store was asked retarding the various exhibits. "The ostrich eggs," he said, 'ere 9ent to us from South Africa with an invoice of ostrich feathers. A e are selling them at $5.50 each though plain eegs. without pictures, generally sell at only f L50. The Longfellow pipe is mafked at $25, and experts say it by no means dear.at that price, in view of the quality of the workmanship." English ladies wear silver thistles as Gladstone Daagea. Nearly 35,000 people use BrooKiyn s tree Dauis eacu Onions from EzTDt are being sold in the streets or .Boston. .t.ninr armies of Europe The cost annuauy joov.uw.ow. t 1 am vtmaA in 1 Via Danger nger Bign " Z1 mining centres ul xiu(wu such atmospheric changes as known Otf tffect A JAPANESE EXHIBITION. Itara Works or Art From tha Realm of tbe Mikado. The carved ivories, gilded lacs, the hanging picture rolls, the elaborate metal work, the varied ceramic ware of Japanese collections lrave always had a supreme attraction from their intrinsic beauty and their supreme technical merits. But they have suffered much in interest from the want of authentic information as to dates, periods and masters. Japanese art, unlike other Oriental art, is essentially personal and individual Tbe artists of the feudal daimios lived in the intimacy of Uieir lord, and were themselves not uncom monly ennobled; with certain exceptions they signed their pieces, whether great or small (and especially the smaller), and the reputation of a great artist was maintained by tiie academy which he founded and by the successors whom he trained and adopted, and to whom he sometimes transmitted his signatory seal But whore was the beginning and where the end? Who should decipher the signatures, who record the historic succession of schools, and who unravel the tangle of fable and fact which meshed the early stories of historic art? Mr. Franks and Mr. Anderson are doing much toward this end. But the collec tions of connoisseurs are still apt to be rather magazines of bric-a-brac than orderly series of authenticated and chis sified objects. A further attempt to remedy this defect was made recently at the Society of Arts, where the coun cil have arranged for the public exhibi tion of the very extensive private collec tions of Ernest Hart, which he has con senled to leud for the next fortnight, in illustration of three lectures which he is giving on the historic arts of Japan. These collections were made with the assistance of Mr. AVakai of Tckio, the expert of the Imperial house, and cata logued by Mr. Hayashi. They range in order of succession through inany cen turies of art, and contain examples of the work of most of the founders of the leading schools of art work and their most famous successors. Of the Buddhist pictures of the ninth and twelfth centuries, the work respect ively of Kauaeka and Takuina, we may sieak with reserve. So much of the color is gone that w e do not find in them the rich harmonies and the mystic beau ties which the critics of France and Japan identify with these famous mas ters. In tho paintings, however of Motonobu (fifteenth century) (whose Tekkai exhaling his sprit ual essence is a masterpiece of this school); in the dogs and birds hy Okio; in the stately aames of Chosun; the carp by Xagaki Shijo's school mysteriously darting through gleaming water; in the ghostly appari tion of a lovelorn spirit maiden bending over a skull hidden beneath the grass by Geuki, date 1750; in the eagle of Masa nobu, date 1430; in the birds and flowers of lloven. all will recognize charms of color and feeling and magic of brush which justify the enthusiasm wuu which Burtv. Gonse.DeGonc.nirt, llos- seau. Millet and De Xittis h ive hailed the works of old Japanese masters hith erto wholly unki own here. The mon keys of Soson (eighteenth and nine teenth centuries) aie recognized master pieces, iu which the utmost skill in deli cate brtishwork is combined with an obviously affectionate appreciation of the simian character. He loved them to the extent of spending half his life in their society and mutating tneir alti tudes. The other ereat features of these col lections are the lacs and sword-guards, which range from the fifteenth century to the first half of the present century, and the metal-work. The history of lac is henceforth established. Ihere are here the early and austere work of Koetsu and his predecessors, followed by the boldly impressionist incrustations of Korin. the delicately ana otten nign- gilded works of Shiounshoand the court lacquerers of Kioto, in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries. Built up by months of Ltbor bestowed on polishing and hardening layer after layer of a transticent varnish (Wlus rurMtctjTa), oftentimes the most delicate work, it is said, was done in a punt on the lake, out of reach of aerial dust. Every ital and stamen is delicately touched and modeled with hdelitr to natuie. Centu ries have not dimmed their beauty, while modern lac quickly spoils, me great triumplis of the Jaiwnese artists, however, are in metals. The iron armor of Miochin, tenth century, is hammered In high relief In thin plates of very hard cold iron; the mysterious suppleness anil grace which this most untraceable metal assumes in the twelfth century water lily plateau; the living articulated iron lobster and crab of the same academy of artists, arc marvels; so, too, the but tons, and the pierced and chased iron sword guards, and the saber ornaments which need to be examined with a mag nifying glass. The chasing Is masterly, the incrustations uneqnaled in boldness of design and delicacy of finish. In the seventeenth and eiguieemu centuries guards the mysterious alloys (shtbuichi and A(tiiitIo) supplement by their ex quisite colors the poverty of nature and the coldness oi oruinary meuuic ""- The bronzes of Tooun and Seimin are the highest achievements of wax-casting. Cellini has more than one rival here. We liave no space to speak of the series of caned ivory and wood net sukis. They are of a class better known, although abominably travestied by the trash which is imported in masses. The ivory statuettes, known as Kimonos, anu manufactured for the European market, are not represented here. They are, without exception, a modern invention to please the European eye, and have no historic prototypes. A final word only may direct attention to the old Satsuma faience, of which so much poor imita tion abounds; to the Imari porcelain figure of a court lady of the seventeenth century by Kakiyema, the n plus ultra of sculpture iu porcelain, and to the famous figure in faience by Kenzan of mother and child at play, which we re produce (Kenzan was the greatest of Japanese potters, and this ehuf d'aeurre lias been more tlian once illustrated); or the Temple Guardltns of Xara, of the sixth century, reproductions in minia ture by Uitsono, minusculous colossi not unworthy of the Greeks. Altogether the collection deserves its high reputa tion and repays study. It is historically highly representative and filled with au thentic objects of singular beauty and The catalozue by Tade- niasa Hayashi is a landmark in the his tory of Japanese arc. The Secrets of Book Making. Speaking of the fact that although the :nn;nl ,.f "ratinr" miffht seem in iiin'ii i v. rt -r vague and undefinable, a publisher re cently told me that it had just happened o bim to receive from three readers unknown to each other and of very widely varyiug positions in lite, opinions upon a mauuscipt which agreed in ad vising its rejection, yet which gave ji d ment upon its merits and demerits so exactly agreeing as almost to coincide in actual expressions. Of course several opinions are taken upon any book that seems worth it, and before one is accepted a good deal of careful examination and judgment has been done. The author is often advised to make changes, sometimes not at all to his liking. 1 once remonstrated with a publisher upon an alteration he wished made in a book of mine he was to pub lish, and the conversation went on until I said, rather testily, I fear: "But I don't care if your readers do advise it. I wrote the book; Isn't my opinion in the manner of any value?" . "Oh, yes," he returned coolly. "Itis wyi Hi something; say a tenth what it w ould be on a book somelxidy else had written." And I (Lire say he was right. A book being accepted, there are sundry and divers things which remain to be con sidered in regard to its bringing out. People are apt to cherish the impression that when it Is once decided to print a book the publisher simply sends it to the printer, heaves a sigh of relief, and sets to work to find another. Were this so, many a hard worked book-maker would lead a life far happier and less care cumbered than fate now meets out to him. Tliere are consultations about style, sliape, iaicr, binding and whatever relates to the mechanical make-up of the volume; the author and the professional proof -reades go over the proof-sheets again and again, and sel dom or never succeed in getting all the errors out; the binder does his work; and then the hardest part of the busi ness begins. Apropos of proof-reading, if I may be pardoned a personal experi ence, the "Wheel of Fire" was read at the printing office, a third revise and afterward plate proofs were sent to me. I read it twice, one of the best proof readers I know went over it carefully, and a friend accustomed to proof also examined it for typographical errors; yet the first time I examined the finished volume, I chanced, quite by accident, upon two inexcusible errors, and I have since had my attention called to others. Nobody who has not tried it knows how bard it is to bully the printing press into being exact. The l)ook being made, the publisher must decide just when and how it shall be offered to the public. The season, the announcements, the advertisements, must all be carefully planned, ami often seem to have as much to do with the fate of a book as the nature of its con tents. Whether this month or next the fickle public is more likely to give at tention to a work whether the announce ments shall first go out in newsiaier paragraplis, or in circulars to the trade, with a dozen questions of this sort, have all to be thoughtfully considered and acted upon. Not infrequently it hap-l.-ns that an author either delilierately or inadvertently settles this question by talking freely to some niemlier of the P'.''. - I remember once bilking with Mr. J. it. Osgood abouT "tne "cTianges which had been made in a popular novel lietwecn the time it was first placed in Hie hands of the house and its appear ance iu print. "You seem to know a good deal about it," he observed at length. "How did vou fiud all that out?" "Oh, the author told me herself," I answered. "And did you go and print it?" he querried. "Print it?" was my rather indignant retort. "Of course I did not." "Then," Mr. Osgood rejoined, with a droll twinkle in his eye, uthcn you have betrayed her confidence." However it may have been in this esiwcial case, it is often true enough to take a literary man or woman at his or her word i'i the declaration that what is said is r. publication is to betray a co;.i;i--..L winch secretly bMievos that the n.-cipieut of the confidence will print what he hears. How small a proportion of books suc ceed everylxxly knows and when one considers the amount of labor expended iu writing failures, he must be pro foundly, melancholy albeit not half so sad as w hen he considers the time taken to write many books -hich in a pecuni ary sense are brilliant successes. "I like to have a book fail," an old and famous literary Jinan said to me once rather whimsically, "it relieves my mind of a great load of responsibility. I have liad all the pleasure of writing it, I need not be afraid that anybody will lie hurt by it." Which is a view so largely and nobly philosophical that it is to be feared it is shared by few writers. Stcamboaliug on thj Mississippi. The prosperous days of steaiuboating on the Mississippi "ended about 1S0U. During that year the three lines working between St. Louis and St. Paul earned close ou $1,000,000. over half of wh.ch was made by the Northwestern L nion Packet Companv, now known as the St. ini.wniui st. Paul Packet Company. In 1864-C5 this company, which was operating a line oi superior ooais vl tween Dubuque and St. Paul, decided fr. run rn tn St I-OUlS. OWilliT tO the inroad made ujwn their business by the railroads. Then loiioweu ine uiueiwi competition ever known on the river. The Northwestern Union had to fight against the Keokuk Northern line, the Northwestern racnei tympany ami ic f Tnia ami Onincv Packet Company. The struggle was terrific, and hundreds of thousands of dollars was lost and gained. The lxst-nam -a company soon tliftfalV 1111 tha snmiev. and its boats were bought up by the Northwestern Union, who spent over halt minion on mese a i new Uiats. It then owned such boats as the Phil Sheridan, Alex. Mitchell, Tom Fisher, Congress, Jiene, iros, Key City, Minneapolis, Mollie Mearke. v..i Vonknlt Andv Johnson. I Ml J.l.f, 'VJ, , ---- - , Star, Victory, Damsel. City of Qu ncy, John Kyle. s. u. ason, 'H (ieorge S. eeks anu .aioiiie The Keokuk company had the A. Johns Bob Hoy, Harry Johnson, Bayard and several others, and the old Northern line had the Bed Wing Dubuque, Itock Island, Keithsberg, New Boston Pem bina and Canada, ine totai these was about $2,000,000, and by lbri the Northwestern Union had driven nil its rivals from the field. The victors m the summer of that year laid up all their boats except two. on each of which they lost $2,000 a week, and it was the folly of the other competing companies in keeping their boats all running which finally ruined them. Wheu the mon opoly was established prices per hundred went up to $4, against a present tariff varying from thirty cents to sixty cents, but they soon dropped. Wnite they lasted a sternwheel boat earned $7o,0U0 on one trip. A PEANXT VENDER'S TALK. Tbe Philosophy of Eating Pcannta Uow to Properly Prepare Them. "Tliere Is a big difference In pea nuts," said a corner vender recently. Some nuts are large and look very hue, but they are tasteless. Xo matter how carefully they are prepared and how nicely they are roasted they are still lacking in all the essentials of a good nut. Tliev are grown on soil that is deficient in some important respect. "A good roaster, like a good cook or good poet, must be born with a certain qualification that cannot be acquired by education. "Some dealers roast their nuts too much, others too little. If they are roasted too much the oil is destroyed. and a nut has a good deal of oil in it. II they are not roasted enough, or u they are roasted over a slow fire the oil is not projierly brought out and they are not good; in fact, they have a disagreea ble taste. "Some dealers steam them, but that process spoils the good flavor of a nut. Most of the nuts now sold come from Virginia. The Eastern shore nuts are the best. Patrons of the peanut often complain that they find the kernel of the nut soft and flexible instead of being brittle; that is because they have been too long roasted. "If you want to get a nut at its best you should eat it half an hour after it has been roasted. They are good for the day and then they become stale. Some people like them hot, but they are bad for the teeth, besides, they have not acquired their proper taste. People who are inclined to lie dysiieptic should not eat many; it would be better if they did not eat them at alL Properly roasted peanuts are healthy for healthy people. An ordinary peanut eater eats one a minute, which is too fast. "Yes, I sell a good many to ladies; but they don't eat them ou the street like men do. In fact, a really refined lerson don't eat them as he walks along the street. Newsboys, boot-blacks and roughs do that. If a man has been drinking liquor and don't wish to have tl odor of it on his breath, he cannot do better than eat peanuts afterwards. Itis better than eating mint candy or cloves. Those things give him away. Wheii you smell cloves or mint on a man's breath you at once suspect him." To IKIrii a Monogram. Scarcely anything seems so easy as to design a monogram, yet we see very few successful ones, the most of them being a mass of mixed-up letters and oma- rr u'fiifli wa fvui tfml iipitlier the uniibo v. in.... -.-- beginning uor the end. There is a law regulating the designing oi eerji"i"B. sn,i it w tins law uliii h the true de signer keeps in mind and applies to his work; the enecis oi ooeuience io mra lit.. inl Ita visil-itiitn 9m SPCI1 U elearlv WIH liva iM avraaavava v in the design of a monogram as iu the rlrcirrn fnr a. r-athedral. V it-it llwm should be harmouv of composition, that is, the letters should so emphasize, sutxiue, or coairoi u other tluit the composition should im press us as compact, appropriate, and being so. ueautuui. iwntiil thorp should be no unneces sary ornamentation; there should be a quiet and peace aDoui tne uesigu which M-iii oKviv nlpnu the: triilv artistic. Looking at some uesigns, we nei mo h,innuimn that nrn-iment W.IS SO lllellti- ful that the designer saw no other meansof consumption than that of bury ing his design in u, ior we see uu thpi-p is a m:Lssof curves, annles. sliades, and leaves, but nothing else. Third, simplicity oi lettering i au important requisite, as there should 1 n tuwviiiilitv nf inist:ikinr an E for a G or C, and the boundaries or outlines of the letters should be weu ueuiieu. Vnnrih thp nnlpr of seoiience should be carefully attended to. The common idea is that a certain nuuioer oi leneis area crivAll witli which to make a nleas.iiK design, and so far, tliat impression is right; bur. mere is soniemnis ir" this. There is the art of so placing the letters that one can distinguish at a glance the first, the central, ami the last rule to be observed to secure this result Is as follows: The last letter of the monogram must be me principal feature, and must be the Ltrgest, the boldest, and the heaviest letter; then the first letter must be next th a lirriitpt In outline and iu iju aw "r color; then the central letter must be smallest, and ot an intermediate um. If the monogram is four letters, the two intermediate must 1 of the same size, and the second letter lighter in outline and color tlian the third. The language of the Cane. Tn rnn it on the naveiuent at every step means: "Money is no object to me I am.trying to wear out the ferule." To poke a fellow m the rins wim u u-lm i. ct.imlinir tin on a chair thA'e rows ahead of the iHikist at a slugging match insinuates: "iJown in ineiroiu. rf'.. l.....iA.lt. Elin it fliklfn t'lA rttLIlht- 1U UUIllOUtJ mip I lnnM lev and walk alonir with it con cealed therein evidences that it has pre viously been leioniousiy -mngiieiiAii from some hat-rack and te rightful owner is approaching. AO pomi ai a rare on iKiumug m . picture gallery indicates th.t the check boy was asleep when the visitor came through the entry door. To carry the upper end in the over coat pocket, with bottom iart sticking straight up in front, signifies that the nickel plate has worn on irom iu uous i 1,. KA.,t onrl tlm iianiA would hhu'k- icaucu tnu, . i - en the dudelet's tan-colored glove if luldin his hand. To carelessly but gracefully drop it ,i.,.,to. the orliilemtion of too much uciiuiw ... high-priced fine wine aboard: while to awkwardly get it tangieu up among me i.. ir.,1 nlnmn thn bearer forward on his nasal abutment sadly goes to prove a wholesale consumption oi common ac cent red, red liquor. To pedestrianize on a crowded side walk with it run through the akimboed elbows and across the back with ends n,;notimT Vurcnnrl par-h arm intimates that there is plenty of room out in tbe middle ot the street ior oiner peoo who don't care to be swiped off into the gutter in passing. . , To hold it in the centre, with the handled portion downwards, is intended by the effeminate "mover- w uemuu strate this: "Aw, this stick is weally so pawsitively top-'eavy, aw. that I ne vah 'aving been used to manual labah. aw, find It a ridiculously weighty bur den, aw." rt-.. -wavaMA 1 irl TT 1 1 ft thf"fA II Uh times naturally digs and picks up twelve bushels of potatoes in day i leaving a grand opening for machine-work. LIFE OX A HOUSEBOAT. larms of Existence on One of These Movable Homes. About six years ago a domicile on a houseboat was viewed in the light of an eccentricity. At the present time sixty or more of these movable homes fringe the edge of the Bucks shore, and, with their brilliant drapery and flower gardened fronts, impart color and ani mation to a town that was formerly ac credited with drowsiness during 300 days in tbe year. Life on a houselioat offers many charms besides that of va erity. We are most of us acquainted with the recommendations set forth iu favor of life on a flat; the houseboat may lay claims to all of th.a, with the ad ditional advantage of a facility for changing aspect, position, neighbors, and entourage whenever a desire for fresh scenes and society arises. On a houseboat there are none of the discom forts of a semi-detached villa, aul neith er need for nor any possibility of many servants. L pon these latter the atmos phere of the river houses seems to exer cise a happy influence. The diiliculty cook experiences when in town of sending up a dinner, unless her well-apiMjinted kitchen be supplied with every modern invention and de vice, appears never to occur to her when on board a boat. There her sanctum of about four feet square, with utensils in proportionate limits, and the atmosphere of an inferno, satisfy all the requirements of tliat,underot her circum stances, exacting woman. Is it that, like her betters, she has a sense of pleas ure iu discovering that she is possessed of undreamed of resources? Or is it that the small excitements, stiifting scene, and somewhat relaxed' dignity of tha surroundings of her employers awaken in her a feeling of community of interests? The cause is inexplicable, but the fact remains. A second woman on board is in the accidental rather than the regular ce-urse of events, as a man's services prove more efficient in a baat which can rarely place two berths at the disposal of the servants. The pantry for table requi sites Is equally limited, but then every glass and cup fits into its appointed groove; ami when each thing lias a place and duly fills it, there is no sense of overcrowding. The sleeping accommo dation is apportioned with similar economy, the arrangement of berths being tlie same as those which prevail on yachts and steamers; everything done for the promotion of comfort and exclu sion of superfluities. The drawing and lining rooms afforded more scope for ornamentation. Turkey carpets impart a feeling of luxury; the velvet cushions of the couches are made movable, and do acceptable service in barge and skiff. The tops of upright pianos are easily converted into available etatreres, on which are placed photographs, pictures' and a variety ot serviceable ornaments. Cabinets fit into every corner, and form receptacles for painting or sketching re quisites and work. In manv instances a large and service able Javanese lantern hangs from the centre of the ceilinz flanked with Japa nese fans P"1'1" leaves, Pampas Rr.isn and Makart bouquets are all available decorations, and much taste and inge nuity are shown in the arrangement ot mirrors to double the proportions of the saloons. Pew boats can boast of a room so spacious as that afforded by the roof or deck of a house boat. Although the latter varies in size as in form and deco ration, 50 and 60 feet in length are by no means unusual, and the social home lire is usually passed on these flat roofs, which are also the scene of numer ous al fresco entertainments. Some are entirely devoid of awnings, others have canopies represented by huge Japanese umbrellas; but most of the larger boats show canvas, either arched or straight. st retch i ng from stein to stern. I'euden t from the centre are baskets of flowers and numerous Japanese lanterns. Entertainment without limit seems to 1 the order of river life; so long ss the fine weather and presence of neighbors continue. As night draws near, and the twilight fades into the dusk which renders every object dim, the excursions ou the water cease. Then each boat and launch puts forth its light, and snatches of song with musical accompaniment-san? heard along the stretch of river. In tlie pauses may occasionally be discerned the note of the corncrake from the adja cent shores, or the distant sounds from neighlioring town or village. It is often late before all the occupants of the boat sink into silence, as the temptation to watch quiet river, sky and uioou are more alluring than the tiny berth below. Dress reouirements are happily few, and those habituated to the river life may be i distinguished by the simplicity of their attire. Piain skirts of serge or flannel are uiostlv adopted with skirts oi wash ing silk. " The boat's colors are shown iu the necktie, hat and waistband, and its name on the silver buckle that iLtsps the latter. Ancient Albion. The British Islands were formerly covered with vast forests. liobber kinds at one time infested the woods, of whom ltobin Hood, of Sherwood Forest, is the most noted. A contin ually increasing population and the ad vancement of science have changed the aspect; these place have now become the abodes of peaceful, civilized and friendly men; the desert and impenetra ble forests are changed into, marts of industrv, cultivated fields, rich gardens ami magnificent cities. The towns and cities of the Britons were generally built in valleys niwn the margin of a stream or river for the convenience of water and security from wimls. Sur rounded by impervious woods and se cured by a rampart and fosse, they were sumcieidlystrong to resist ordinary attarksnf the:r enemies, lhe Komaii soldiers were as much accustomed to the use of the plough as the shield, and were as industrious in peace as they were brave in war. When they had fixed their camps, they availed them selves of the advantages the surround ing country presented, iu order to se cure to themselves the necessary sup plies. Woods were cut down, the ground cieareu aim iuuku U, roads were constructed from station to station, to facilitate the conveyance of goods, and collect their forces together wore ease and expedition on any sud den emergency. The Koman custom of grazing in Italy was adopted in the re motest parts ot their widely extended empire. The dry grounds of the lulls and the moist meadows of the vale were su-cessively the pasture of their flocks and herds. During the summer they coutired them to the marshes and low ..r.,li and on the approach ot winter they drove them up to the hills. Our Angloaxon forefathers In the forests of oak and beech reared large nundrs of sheep and swine, and in the ric.t mstures and open downs cf the south ind west. . ' .... ... . i.nij fr xVEWS IN BRIEF. There are six poets in the house of lords including Tennyson. Carved brick is now the fashionable decoration for open fireplaces. Astrologers are about to pick oat a wife for the Emperor of China. A comic paper is tbe first fruit of constitutional liberty in Bulgaria. The latest Chautauqua discovery is fresh-water sponges in the lakes. England, according to latest reports has 750,000 more women than men. Lard, if an, lie I at once, will re move the discoloration after a bruise. A fever fluent can be made cool and comfortable by frequeut sponging off with soJa water. Twelve hundred and fifty people have ascended Tike's Peak this sum mer. When the period of deep mourning is over English women wear gray gloves. At Kletzk, Russia, over one hun dred Jewish synagogues were burned lately. In the opinion of men of science the pyramids were built of artificial stone. More than 100,000 visitors have registered at Chautauqua so far this summer. Sixty thousand cards are used In the new card catalogue of the Brooklyn library. One hundred and six children were counted at one seashore hotel one day last week. A Jonesvi'le, Mich., m:ss rides a reaper all day rattier than swing in a hammock. A GermantJwn boarder was badly cut by the explosion of sour milk in a nursing bottle. Manitowoc, Wis., farmers cul down trees that their cattle may feed on the green to;s. About 2".0,w cattle will be driven into the Canadian north west from the United Slates this season. Martin Luther's home as a child at Mansfield, Saxony, has just been re stored to its original condition. Dr. Oppier of Strasburg considers pulverized roasted coffee a superior an tiseptic for surgical dressings. Great Britain has more than 12.00C total abstinence societies for youn people, with a membership of 1,500,000. Emperor William has given $35. 000 toward the erection of an evangel ical church iu the town of Eydtkuh nen. Tlie late Archbishop Trench left property valued at i4UO,000. He be queathed 15.000 to the Episcopal church In Ireland. A Warsaw, Ind. .curiosity is a large potato which has grown into and com pletely filled a large beef bone. Tne potato is eight inches long and six Indies In diameter. The consumption of lead pencils in this country Is estimated at 250,000 a day. This Is at the rate of one per u.17 to everv ISO of the population, or about 78,000,000 a year. Southall quotes from Herodotus to show that the Scythians used to scalp their enemies. The wild tribes ot Northeastern B'ugal also used the scalping knife. A Bombay physician asserts that a gradual increase In the size of the skutl among the natives of Imli.i is taking place, which change he ascr;be3 to the effect of civilization. A Naugatuck man saw something green in a cake of ice and split the cake open. The thing was a frog, which, after an hour or two in the sun light, hopped about vigorously. Several years ago Prince Bismarck is reported to have said to an American statesman: "England is counted out of European politics while Ireland re mains as an enemy at her gates." An entire village in North Derby shire was offered for sale the other day, but the property did not change hands, as the hiRbest bid was only 7,500 whereas tb'e houses alcue had cost JL'7, 550. A Boston newspaper tells of an old lady whose wedding present to a happy pair was a coup'.e of llatirons, and the I motto "Fight on" neatly worked In colored worsted 0:1 perforated card- board. A Warkworth, OnL. minister prayed one recent Sunday morning as follows: "Lord bless our servant girls who are detained from joining in the worship of Thee by the sleeping oi their masters and mistresses." That eminent English physician. Sir Henry Thompson, thinks that more than half the diseases which embitter life are due to the errors in diet. An over supply of nutrition, which must go somewhere, produces liver diseases, gout, rheumatism and various other disorders. Lieut. Brickwedel or the regular army, just returned to San Francisco fro.n hunting Apaches, has a picture he ttdnks much or. It is that of a voung woman, but its beauty has been marred since it stopped a bullet rrom an Apache's gun that was aimed straight at the young man's heart. A Buffalo newspaper is resiwnsible for the statement that after a meeting the other evening Bishop Coxe said to a reporter: "I should like to correct the nroof sheet ot my prayer. You u are petU certain to bungle it up badly.' Dr. Elsenhart of Chamberaburg, Pa., offered his two little sjns a cent a dozen for all the nails they would pick up on one block of a certain street, and another citizen made a like offer to an other bov. The result was that the j doctor's boys found 103 dozen and the other Doy im uozen nana. By diamond drills at Schaladebach. Prussia, in search for coal, a depth of 4560 feet has been reached. The gov ernment bore the expense, J2O.C0O, and the work occupied three and a half years. At the bottom the temperature is 48P centigrade, confirming the idea that the heat increases as we descend into the earth. An anti-insects fabric has been patented by Mr. John P. Regan, of New York City. It is made by first steeping the fabric in a solution of tobacco and cascaniia banc. maceraiei in benzine, then dryina and steeping In tobacco cascarilla bark and hot water, tbe fabric to be used in truak lining, etc.. as a protection from nicks or other insects.