WHAT SCIENCE SATS. The Tearful and Wonderful" Me riianUm or the II n man System Urn pblcally l'ortrajed. I In the (MitorUl columns of the Xew York An-i-.Kt, il. Lasinjr. M. D.. ed;tor, writM tue fol lowing tieitiiliful .iMcnjitioa of Uie lalKirjtodei, of iDekmiisnsTetera. we think wr havj never read finer or more irustwjr iij one.l "Man Is Uie greatest of all clteniicjl laboratories. Magnify Uie smallest coll o! the body and what a factory is. spread before Uie ejes countless cham bers in which are plobea of air, masses of solid matter, globules cf dying liqu id ; a flash comes and the whole is consum--ed and needful heat is carried into every part of the system. Electrical forces also generate and are conveyed to the brain, the muscle3 and the various nerve centers. In another set of a million chambers we see various gasses and vapors, iiy chemicul action these are changed and, purified in the lungs and the skin. The blood we often say Is a great living river. In its curreut are masses which the air in the lungs did tot affect; blocks of chalk; slabs of tartar; pieces of bone-ash, strings of albumen; drops of molasses, and line of alcohol, llow are these waste iuasse3 disposed of? Begin where you will in tl;U great stream you must come to the purifying places of the sjsteci. Here is all ac tivity and an invisible force reaches out luto the stream, seizes and carries this mass of waste into vast trenches,! hence; into a smaller reservoir, and Dnaiiy into a larger reservoir, which regularly dis charges its contents. This separation of lime, uric acid and other waste material from the blooi" without robbing it of a particle of the life fluid, passes human comprehension. Inhtalth this blood, purifying process is carried on without our knowledge., The organs in which it is done are faithful servants wlioio work is silent as long as health remains. "People straugely wait until pain strikes a nerve before they will realize., that they have any trouble. They do' not know that pain concerns chiefly the. exterior not the interior of the body. A certain set of nerves connect these blood-purifyinj orjaus with the brain. They may not gnaw and bite as does the tooth-ache or a scratch, but they regularly, silently report. When these organs are failing these neives indicate it by drawing the blood from th9 face and cheek, leaving the lip and eye blanched, by sending uric acid poison into the smallest veins, the skin then becoming gray, yellow or brown. They also prevent the purification of the blood in the lungs and cause pulmonary difficulties, weariness and pain. Who enjoys perfect health, cs-peclally In this land where we burn the candle in one mass? The athlete breaks down in the race; the editor falls at his desk; tin merchant succumbs la his counting' room. These event3 should not Lave been unexpected for nature long ago hung out her "lanterns of alarm." When the "accident" finally comes, iU fatal effect is seen in a hundred forms; either as congestion, chronic weakness, as wrong action, as variable appetite, as head trouble?, as palpitation and Irregularities of the heart, as premature decay, as dryness and harshness of the skin causing the hair to drop out or turn gray, as apoplexy, a3 paralysis, as general debility, blood poisoning, etc. "Put no faith then ia the wiseacre who says there is no danger as long as there is no pain. Put no faith in the physician, whoever he may be, who says it is a mere cold or a slight indis position, lie knows little, if any, more than you do about it lie can neither see nor examine tliese organs and de-. pends entirely uio'.i experimental tests, i that you can make as well as he. j "If the output is discolored or muddy, if it contains albumen, lymph, crystals, sweet or morbid matter, is red with escaped blood, or roily with gravel, mucus and froth, something is wrong and disease and death are not far away. "These organs which we have des cribed thus at length, because they are real!; the most important ones in the human system, the ones in which a large majority of human ailments ori ginate and are sustained, are the kid neys. They have not been much dis cussed in public because it is conceded that the profession has little known power over them. What is wanted for sucb organs is a simple medicine, which can do no harm to the most delicate but must be of the greatest benefit to the afflicted. Such a remedy, tried and proved by many thousands all over the world is War ner's safe cure. With those in whom disease is deep seated it is the only specific. I'or those in whom the seeds are sown and the beginning of illness started it as unfailing reliance. It may be recommended to the well to prevent sickness and the sick to prevent death. With its aid the creat filtering engines of the system keep on in their silent work without interruption; without it they get out of gear and then disease and death opeu tho door and cross the threshold." Such writing ought not only to please but to carry conviction that what Editor Lassing, il. D., so high an authority say3 is true, and that his counsel is worthy the attention and heed of all prudent, right-minded 10 ple. A'lhcsivc rover of 2Cails ini Screics. The extensive use to which nails ani screws are put in construction leuds considerable Interest to any records oi exjierience tending to discover theii holding power. Haupt, In his "Mili tary Bridges," gives a table of the hold ing power of wrought-irou ten-penny nails, seventy-seven to the pound, and about three inches long. The nails were driven through a one inch board into a block, aud the board was then dragged In a direction perpendicular to the length of the nails. Taking a pine plank nailed to a pine block with eight nails to the square foot, the average breaking weight per nail was found to be 330 pounds. Similar experiments with oak showed the breaking weight . to be 415 pounds. With twelve nails to the foot square the balding power was 542j pounds and with six nails in line 4Gi pounds. The highest result obtained was for twelve nails to the square foot in pine, the breaking weight being in this case C12 pounds per nail. The average strength decreases with the increase of surface. Tredgold gives the force in pounds required to extract three-penny brads from dry Christiana deal at right angles to the grain of the wood as Cfty-eight pounds. The force required to draw a wrought-iron six penny nail was 1S7 pounds, the length forced into the wood being one inch. The relative adhesion when driven transversely and longitudinally is, in' deal, about two or one. To extract a common six-penny nail from a depth cf one inch in dry beech, across grain, re quired 1G7 pounds; in dry Christiana deal, across grain, 1ST pounds, and with grain, S7 pounds. In elm the force re quired was 327 pounds across grain, and 207 with grain. Ia oak the figure given was 507 pounds across grain. From further experiments it would ap pear that the holding power of spike nails in fire is from 400 to 730 pounds per inch in length, while the adhesive Sower of screws two inches long, 0.22 inch in diameter at the exterior of the threads, twelve to the inch driven Into ij-lncn board, was 700 pounds in hard wood and about one-halt' that amount !n soft wood. The practice or i egging down ever blooming roses, so that they will cover completely the !y the sunace of the bed, to prod.ite veiy pleasant re- is sai.l that i-eggmg down known suits. dahlias proves Q.uile satisfactory. RARE POSTAli STASIPS. - I I A San Francisco Man's Great Collec i tiou. HI 11(1) U IVI II LUi . v w mi t - - " 'Frisco as it was formerly, but is oi t more serious character ami likely to Iks more iennanent. Before the collections were made haphazard, and many of tliem were of but little value. -Now stamps are being collected in a different way and on a much more extensive scale. The archaeological instinct which prompts the collection is niore developed among the rich, as they have the means to collect the rarest specimens. In stamp-collecting considerable money is required, as some of them command prices ranging from fifty cents to $1.50 apiece, in proportion to their rarity. In this city there are at present collec tions being made in some of the wealth iest fannies. 'o collections in this city will com lare in point of numbers, rarity, age and value with the collection of William Fasteiiratii, w ho recently arrived in this citv from Mexico. This collection con tains over ten thousand stamps, which Mr. Fastenrath lias been gathering for the liist seventeen years. It was in lSiW, while at college in" Berlin, that he first was struck with the passion for collect ing stamps, and ever since that time lie has been assiduously increasing his stock, exercising the greatest caution in selecting his siiecitnem. So valuable is his collet ion that he lias been offered at different times large sums of money for its transference, and although but a short time in this city lias received an offer of $."5,000 for all of his spi-chiicus. Theso offers he has repeatedly refusnh A Chronicle reporter called upon Mr. Fastenrath at his residence on Sutter street, and that gentleman courteously agreed to exhibit his collection. In an swer to several questions regarding st:iniT callierincr. be renlied: "The value of a stamp does not de- jN-nd upon the size or itniNrtanee ot me country by which it was issued, but on the small number issued and the issue I iccomins extinct. Some of the rarest stamps are those of countries which are hardly known to the average reader. Sinc e the adoption of adhesive stamiH. some foitv-six years ago, there have been exactly 4$,("i00 different kinds, dis tinct and peculiar, issued by the differ ent countries of the world. Many of these arc lost aud can never lie obtained. To collection in the world is complete, although some in Germany and France have brought as much as $50,000, yet only comprised about 15.000 or 20,000 different issues." Mr. Fastenrath then oiened several large trunks and tok out numbers of p. . . . , , weii-bouna dooks, wnicu nau ixxu so cially manufactured for the purpose. The different countries were all provi ded with appropriate places in the dif ferent volumes, and all stamps were carefully and systematically arranged, commencing with 1S40, when stanq were first issued. Before that time let ters were sent folded and sealed with wax, the postage being either prepaid or collected on delivery. The collector first opened the volume printed "United States," and showed stamps commen ting from IS 17 the date of the first issue to the present time. In several places there were particular stamps missing, but the collect ion is almost com plete, liesides the general issues of the United States Government, the collec tion comprises selected specimens that were issued by the States before the adoption of sUunps by the General Gov ernment, and also stamps issued bj cities, such as St. Ixmis, Boston and Philadelphia. In the collection inert are also all the furious stamps issued bj the Confederate Govenunent from lSxil to 1804, which are dark in color aud are ornamented with the picture of Jeffer son Davis. The issue of Xew York State of 1S42 is very rare. The collec tion also contains one of the famous Brattleboro (Vermont) stamps. Following the United Suites collec tion is that of Mexico, dating from 1S57, and being complete up to the present time. Besides the general issue of the Government there are numbers ol local stamps issued by the towns and provinces. The stamps change fre quently in size, color and ornamenta- Ition, on account of the many revoiu- lions changing tne uovenimeni. i rarest stamps are those of Guadalajara. The third volume contains the Eng lish stamps, commencing 1S43. The first stamp in the collection is the fainoni V. K. stamp, leing the oldest in exist ence. Xext comes the one iwnny issue, and following this is every Issue up to the present time complete. The fourth volume is devoted to Ger man stamps, and is the most complete in the set. All the small, petty German States, ljefore the Confederation, are rep resented with selections in this ltook Oldenburg, Hanover, Hamburg, Schles-wig-IIolstein. After these come the first issues of the Imperial stamps the new Germany after the Confederation. The next volume is devoted to Rus sian stamps, especially the rare Finnish stamps, whose scarcity has caused many a heart-ache to the collector. There also a great variety of local stamps i fciied by the different provinces. Tho Italian collection is complete, commencing during the reign of Victor Emmanuel and reaching to the pre-sput time. In this collection are some c-f t!: rare Tuscan stamiw issued in 1850, s-!:e of which are valued all the way from $50 to $75 a piece. The Switzerland collection is also almost complete, including the Uv.it-s of Geneva, Zurich, and Basle, many of which are rare and valuable. Following these are the stamps of France, which are without a flaw or in terruption, and these are succeeded by volumes devoted to the smaller Euro pean countries. In one of these vol umes is the rarest stamp in the collec tion, issued in Moldau, a vlac in Kou mania, in 1858, and valued at $100. It is a large and curious stamp, being de voted to a representation of Uie head of a stag. After the Euroiean collection come some rare specimens of Asiatic stamps. The Persian collection comprises many rare issues. Following these is a rare set of stamps of the Island of Ceylon, issued in 17; and valued at $5'j apiece. Some of these are the most beautiful in the collection. Japan, Egypt, Moroc co, Liberia, Algiers, Cape of Good Hope and others m fact there is not a coun try in the world which ever issued nta:nis but is represented in part in Mr. I Fastenrath's volumes. I Thj last volumes of the collection are ailed with issues of South America. The issues of the United States of Co- lombia are valuable. The stamp known ! as the Jolema stamp is in this volume, and is valued at $75. Paraguay. Pata gonia, Chili, Peru, Brazil and Bolivia are all represented, in many cases the issues betng complete. Bcsides his stampcollection, Mr. Fas- tenrat i lias a lartre collection of nostal ; curds from their first issue in Austria till their adoption by the leading civili zed countries of the world, and the issues tip to tho present time. His ios-tal-card collection contains over four thousand postal cards. ftetaitnuca nenzine is prepared as I i-, .asuy grown, tne plant, nitherto a lows: One hundred and twenty parts j worthless weed, may prove a rival to the of white soup are dissolved in a liter : cotton of the South, bottle in 180 parts of hot water, 30 ' parts of spirits of ammcnia added, and An anti-insect fabric has been paten the whole brought with water to three- ted by Mr. John P. Kegan, of New quarters liter, then filled up with ben- York city. It is made by first steeping zine and well shaken through. Oae ia-' the fabric in a solution of tobacco, cas !e?ponful of this solution is mixed In canlla bark macerated in benzine, then a one-quarter liter bottle with a little drying and steeping In tobacco, cas- bestine. With this gelatine any stains . may be removed without injury to the delicate colors. The geltdimzed btixme volatilizes with difficulty. FARM NOTES. Moxet ix Potatoes. The potato . :rop mast always be sold within a year ' after it is grown, and usually the bjst . .mUiSVxsVxeczop Is dug. is dug. It at least saves the expense of extra handling. But there is rarely or never year when the grower of a good crop potatoes need make a loss on them. Some time within the twelve months a fairly remunerative price will be ob tained. This year, although potatoes have ruled dull and low most of the year, there were two spells when good prices could be had. One was just at jigging time, when most farmers were loo busy to rush their crop on the mar ket The other is, at the tail end f the season, just before new potatoes come in marvet. This high price late in the season cannot, however, help farmers to market a large crop, as the work of keeping in good condition till this time is too much except for a very few. But a few bushels that can lie spared will bring nearly twice asj much as the same quantity at last fall s and inter's prices. The cabbage worm, the larvae of the common butterfly, may be easily de stroyed in several ways. That of hand pickmg, if liegun before the first brood has passed into its perfect state, is effec tual. We have also found that pyreth rum powder mixed with five times its bulk of p'aster and dusted into the cen tre of the leaves with sulphur bellows is certain destruction to every one of them. The application of insecticides in liquids to the cabbage has not been satisfactory on account of the peculiar structure of the leaf surface, which al lows the water to fall off in drops and not adhere to any part of it. Paris green is unsafe to use after the leaves liave become over four Inches In diame ter. The roots of peach trees are of a por ous, spoLgy nature, and if set on moist ground they will grow rapidly in the third and fourth years and then die. Such trees never form fruit buds that mature fruit. Peach trees will not beat forcing with stimulating manures, even in sandy soil, as they will cause au overgrowth, and the fruit buds will drop off In the spring when the sap starts aud the buds begin to swell. Do not plant on ground rich euough tc grow onions, or the trees will make lat growth aud produce unripe wood that will be winter-killed. Most farmers have learned that cut hay or even straw wet and sprinkled with meal is better feed for working horses than whole grain and hay. 1c this shape the nutriment In the feed h easily eaten and easily digested. Horse: do not need water when eating, except as it is put on the chopped bay to make the meal stick to it. The meal being fine digests perfectly, while much of the nutnment in whole grain is lost. Again, the wasted effect made In digesting the latter is so much detracted from the strength which should go to the work. Figs can be produced in greenhouses, and may be grown in the open air at far north as Norfolk. Crops have been grown near Baltimore some seasons, but more care must be given them. In November a trench Is dug around the bushes, cutting away about half the roots made, when the bushes are vigor ous, but less If they are not so robust The branches are then bent to th ground and covered in the trenches wilt three or four Inches of earth. Ax intelligent farmer, who has watched the spread ot yellows among his peach-trees, advances the theorj that this is often brought by bees pass ing from one tree to another when it bloom. It is a fact that bearing tree: are more subject to yellows than thosi not in bearing. In seasons when frost destroys peach buds there Is less spread of yellows, though this may in part be due to the greater vigor of trees tna' are not bearing a crop of fruit Most fruits need a good deal of wa ter to ripen a full crop, but not man will do well cm laud naturally wet They want water, but it must not slaj long enough to become stagnant wa ter. Immeksiox, for at least five min utes, of the vessels in which milk Is set will, it is asserted by a member of the French Academy, destroy the organ Isms which in the form of dark blue spots distress dairymen. Do not leave any unoccupied land tc grow a crop of weeds. When an earl; crop Is removed sow at onee any croy that will keep them down. Buckwheai and peas are good, and may be turned under before frost ScrEnriiosriiATE, or bone manure, in any form is a specific for turnips oi rutabagas. English fanners discovered this and now apply bone manure U their root crops instead of to wheat, as is usually the practice here. If paris green is used to destroy in sects on young squashes, cucumbers and melons, It must be applied more spar ingly than tor potatoes. A tablespoon nil is sufficient for two ordinary jail fuls of water. If any disease attacks a peach tree, dig it up and put another in its place. In all probability it is a case of the yel lows, and Uie loss of a tree Is a trifle a? compared with the danger of spreading the infection. Turning sod under and immediate ly seeding down again by sowing grass seed along in August, or with grass in springtime, Is one of the best and cheap est ways of increasing the hay crop of the farm. Twooillngs of harness, except the collars, a year is enough; but the col lars should be oiled every two weeks during the working season, and the sweat and dirt be removed each morn ing with a dull knife. It is about time that the attention of farmers and all rural people was turned in the direction of decided effort in be half of protection to insectivorous birds. They should be encouraged in every practicable way. Yovxo trees must be mulched as a protection against summer winds and sun, as well as against winter's frosts; and every newly set tree should be firm- ' " "J uofc " " reu-"- about h thewlnd- A soil but five Inches deep cannot be worth as much as another that gives free scope to the roots cf plants to what- ever depth they may penetrate In search i iiumuicnu Thread has recently been made from the bolls of milkweed, which is said to have had the consistency and tenacity of flax or linen thread. The fibre is long, easily carded, and can be adapted to spinning on an ordinary flax spinner. carilla bark and hot water, the fabric to be used In trunk linings, etc., as a protection from moths or other in-: aecta. HOUSXHOUX Leuox Pickle. Choose a dozen fiuo, well sized lemons fresh and er fectly sound, scraps the outside of them aritt a iinsA 4t broken nuart bottle.and then cut them lengthwise down into four quarters, but not quite asunder; they must ba left so as to bang just to gether. Bub these over with alt on the rough outside, and fill the cuts in the same manner with salt; put them in a china or earternware bowl that will just hold them, and turn them once a day; let them lie thus four days. Par boll twelve cloves of garlic, or small onions cut into thin slices; add to these an ounce of white sugar, a handful or white mustard seed, aud as much cay enne pepper as will lie upon a dime. Sprinkle some salt among these, and let them stand all the time the lemons are in the bowl Then have a clean stone jar ready, take out the lemons one by one, squeeze them a very iuue, mu ij iimm narofnllv in the stone iart lay in the spices all about them, aud tie them close down; let them stand a month, and they will be fit to eat. Sugar can be added to taste when served. Coffee ix a Bao. Have the coffee ground as fine as the mill will permit and stir it over the frying-pan for one minute, then either enclose it in a small bag or put it into a cloth strainer fitted in the top of the coffee-pot J held in place by the rim of the pot or by a cir cle of wire. The best cloth is sheer, unbleached muslin, just substantial euough to confine the coffee grounds. Pour actual boiling water upon the ceffee, cover the pot and let It stand where It will keep hot without boiling for at least five minutes ten would be better. If the muslin is not too thick all the aroma and flavor of the coffee will pass into the water, and the coffee will be as clear as wine. The strength will depend on the quantity of coff ae nsed and the fineness of the grains. Heating the coffee before using it greatly improves it To Pickle Walxcts. They must be gathered before the 23th of June, when the green banc is tender enough to be easily pierced with a pin; after that they are too hard. Ly them in salt water for three weeks, then wash them from the salt and pour cold vinegar over them. After three or four days pour this off and use for catsup. Boil some vinegar for five minutes with cloves, mace, allspice and whole black pepper tied in a thin muslin bag. When it is still warm. Just cooled euough not to scald the walnuts (as that would skin them), pour It over them In a stone jar. For catsup boil np the first vinegar with the same kind or spices. Whoa butternuts are used Instead of English walnuts they must be scraped when taken from the salt water; follow all the other directions. A caud rack for Invitation, etc.. is of fine cream linen or satin to han up against the wait It is oblong, with the top making a sort of gable or point, and has seven pockets stitched flat with "etching silk" in some pretty design. The upper pocket In the point is for "Sunday, and need not be as capacious as the others, which are arranged in three tiers, side by side, each embroid ered with the day of the week. TtiH is the ;alternative to the looking-glass frame for holding cards as reminders of the day's engagement The pocket must be made wide enough to bold the postal-card .notice of meetings, etc., which many women have to keep in mind or in view. Phettt cushions for summer use In rattan chairs or to cover up some of.be execrable colors in the Shaker-worn chair seats, are made ot white ground chally with sprig cr running vine ia pattern. The Uaselt awl cwrds are homo-mad, ot white and colored cot tons to match figures of the stuff. This makes pretty work, as well as cool looking cushions, that are most agree able looking to the eye in summer. Other cushions for piazza chairs are tastefully made of scarlet and white bunting over unbleached muslin cov ets. A fixe frosting can be made of one cup of granulated sugar and one-f ourU cup of milk, without egg or gelatine. Method: Stir sugar and milk over t slow fire till it boils; boil five minutei without stirring; remove from the fire: set saucepan In cold water, or on Ice, while you stir it to a cream. Spread on cake while it will run. The advan tages of this frosting are that it will keep longer than the egg or gela tine frosting, and it will cut without breaking or crumbling. Flavored to suit the taste, It is excellent Potato Rolls. Boil six good sized potatoes with their jackets on; take them out with a skimmer, drain and squeeze with a towel to Insure being dry, then remove the skin, mash them perfectly free from lumps, add a tablespoonful of butter, the yolk of three eggs and a pint of sweet milk. When cool beat in a teaspoonful of yeast Put m just enough flour to make a stiff dough. When this rises, make into small cakes. Let them rise the same as biscuit and bake a delicate brown. Mauoaret'3 Melange. Pare and cut a ripe pineapple Into half au inch bits; pare and slice ripe bananas. Fill a glass dish with alternate layers of the fruit, strewing each with sugar. The acid of the pineapple gives piquancy to the somewhat flat sweetness of the ban ana. The combination is singularly pleasant. Pass cake with It Chickex Jelly. Cut up a chicken and put into a quart of cold wat?r: let it simmer until reduced to a little less than a pint; remove from the Cre, and strain as for jelly; season with a little salt. Chop the breast meat into small pieces and mix with the liquor; and then pour the whole into a mould and set away to cool. Crumpets. One aud one-half pints of flour, one-half teaspoonful salt, one teaspoonful sugar, two of baking pow der, one egg, nearly a pint of milk aud cream mixed together; sift together flour, sugar, salt aud powder; add beaten egg and milk; beat all together; bake In well battered hot gem Irons-, serve hot. Ax egg-shaped work-bag is kept in place with whalebone casing. One side opens like a little trap-door. It is made about twenty-four inches long, of delicate tinted satine or suiah to re semble a pretty Easter egg. The indiscriminate defence of right aud wrong contracts the understand ing, while it hardens the heart It is reported that Mr. Nordenfelt, the inventor of the well-known machine gun, has discovered that solid castings ot wrought-iron or mild steel may be obtained without changing the intrinsic quality of the metal by the addition of the metal aluminium, either alone or In the shape of an alloy. The aluminium makes the molten metal more liquid; thus the gases in the metal pass easily away, the metal runs smoothly Into the mouldsand a more perfect productis ob tained. Even a minute quantity of metallic aluminium added to the mol ten iron has an appreciable Influence. Perfect castings ot considerable ductili ty and great tensile strength have been made from the softest wrought-iron. Zme melts at 4129 C, and standard gold at about 9009 CL, but if less than 2 per cent of silica be added to gold it will soften in the flame of a candle, A trace of antimony In melted lead will cause it to oxidize on the surface mm h more rapidly than would otherwise be the case, and by stirring the mass tt is I nnttnrmait intn a. kind of Past? C UVII h HUU. V. oxide. Cadmium also promotes the ox- . .. - t 1 ...., fli'jt ldallou OI pure mciieu lewi, '"- . too, with a play of the most beautiful coles. Mr. Roberts-Austen proved this by illuminating the surface of the melt el alloy with a beam of parallel .... him tna fiWf rta lantern, and pro jecting upon the screen an image ot the surface of the molten mass; as the films of oxide formed they were removed with a little scraper, to mane way ior u' surfaces, having somewhat the colors of shot silks, ne stated that it may not be generally known that copper can be gilt as well by the application of an al lot of lead and gold to its surface as it can by an amalgam of mercury and gold. On the application of heat the copper absorbs the lead and the gold is left on the surface. This process is recorded in a papyrus of the third century, now preserved at lyden. ImHrY4iib When fOQ nut or ewe Xew Yirx Cltv, tfguexpreiMgeani p earmxe Hire, anduo? dux itmU Uuiun UtfWl. opiMUM wriuul Uca Udltepoc cu) aieunt rooms, BtiI P to" 0, cniiion doUari 11 uJ npvjrJj pef dr. European Plan. Eloalor. Kettiarual tupo'.tol wtu ins bee. IIocm can, tuxes aul e.eraMl raiiiead to aU depot Famlies " better lor leaa muoer at Uie orand l aloa Unfa tbaaalanj outer OnMlaas botei la Um cue Revenge converts a little right into a great wrong. Confession ot tbe Lata lr. Ulo LawU. Thousands of people all over this country will hear with keen regret of the death of Dr. Dio Lewis. For many years he has been the inspiration of good health to thousands and has min istered comfort to those who would very sadly have missed Ids cheerinr words. Dr. lwis was one of the most genial aad Inspiring of men. He did not believe very much in taking medicine, making hygiene a great hobby and in sisting that if a person would live right there would be little necessity ot medi cine; and yet in 1383, bis candor above all things else being noticeable, he said, "If I found myself afilicted with a serious kidney disorder I would use Warner's safe euro." Adding, "The truth Is the medical profession standi dazed and helpless In the presence of more than one ktduey malady, while the testimonials of hundreds of Intelli gent and very reputable gentlemen, hardly leave room to doubt that the proprietors or that remedy have fallen upon one of those happy discoveries which occasionally brlug help to suffer ing humanity. I am not so narrow that I cannot gratof ully recognize the precious value of relief in the form of medicine." Dr. Lewis met with an accident which Injured him so that ery sipelas set in and carried him off. His testimonial, coming as it did from a free, frank and open heart, is a very Important confirmation of what so many thousands huve said of the rem edy ho so highly commended. Take the world as it is, not as it ought to be. Ne la.tj sooalil live in uerpettul fear, an.l suff, r fruai tbe more seriojs troubles tlut so srtea ap pear, waca Dr. Kilmer's Coan.cn I'mi t Uku KDTlseerf.4 3 10 prevcut an I earn Timor iul Cancer Iberc Sp:t; is an infirm vindication of fools. Women, as a rule, are not Inventive. They have no desire for new wrinkles, unless using Carboline the Xew ietro leum Hair producer, cau be classified as a new wrinkle; all handsome ladies use it The best way to hold a grudge is to forget it ' Frazer Axle Urease. i The Frazer Axle CI rea.se is the v.iry Wsl. A trial will prove we are rljjht. v. d first premium at Xottb Caroiiu i Stale Fair, Centeunial, and l'aris Kx'oluou. If wine is a mocker, thin whisky must be an outrage. Te claims as to the curative powers of II ooJ's Sarsapanllaare bis-l mtirf'.i on wiii fi; po p'.a saj it ha4 ilne fur tlic n. sen I tj CI. U)1 A Co., Lor.-ll, XU-i, ( r a b.wk roat.tininx stale Bunts of m juj r-iiurka!,d e ures Uf Ho I's Sjr tapani:. The truest mark of being liorn with great qualities is being boru without envy. FITS: AH Fits stopped free. Trettue it I ir r. u Kit He or Dr. Kllne'siire it Sere K j rer fr?j n 111 case v ScntlloDr.lilnie.SJl ArclisL, l'iui..l'a. The sort of a joke best appreciated in the wild West is illustrated by the following: (iibbs "So the man was killed at the hotel, was he? S iiilbbi "Yes; shot right in the rotunda. Gibbs "Great Scott! No wonder it killed him. That's a horrible place to hit a man.'2 Those who would learn of the wrld must not themselves know too much 10 start Willi. Straioutf.x your old boot and sh.x-s with Lyon's Heel SlitTeuers, aud wear tbeui aiiain. If net cultivattd, depravity would soon cease to grow in the gardens of t:.e vicious. "Did you see tliat handsome lady whisk past j ast now ?" sai l Mr. it. the other day, while standing on the corner waiting tor I lie street car. "Ves, I saw her," sail his companion, "aud I realVy believe she has the iln-t complexion of any persou I ever ww." "Well." said It, "she never used toapiiearon the streets without a veil on, hut a short time ao, oae of those floe days in February, she cauio out minus ber veil, aud with thai beautiful complexion she now has. Formerly her face was disfigured by eruptions and freckles, but I understand that lately she baa been using Dr. T. t'elix (iouraud's Orleutal Crraui, or Magical Uoautitler, for the complexion, aud that in.iy account for the enchanting change. " For sale at all dru stores. Better go supperless to bed than run in debt KotlUug Like It. No medicine has ever been known o ef fectual in the cure of all those diseases ari.v in? from au impure condition of the blood as SCOVILL'S SAKSAFARILLA, OU 11LOOD AND LIVER SYRUP, the uni versal remedy for the cure of Scrofula, White Swelling?, Rheumatism, Pimples, Blotches, Eruptions, Veueral Sores, and Diseases, Consumption, Goitre, Coils, Can cers, and all kindred diseases There is uo better means of securing a beautiful com plexion than by usin' SCOVILL'S SAU SAPARILLA, OR BLOOD & LIVER SYRUP, which cleanses tho blood aud gives permanent beauty to the skin. A Iridije of concrete, thirty feet in span with a roadway thirteen feet wide, and capable of supporting safely a load of 200 tons, was recently built in Swit terland In a single day. Two months' time was allowed for the complete har dening of the concrete, after which time heavy traffic began without appar ent injury to the structure. The purest, sweetest ana best CoJ Liver Oil hi the world, minafactured from fresh, health? liv ers upon the seanhore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. FaUents who have once taken it prefer It to all others. PhTSictans have decided It superior to any of tke other oils in market. Made by Cas well, Hazard a Co.. New York. Coirrio bind, face, pimples and roujs skin cured by us'ng- Juniper Tar Soap, nude by Cas well, Uazard & Cx, New York. To change and to do better are two different things. Xo Opium in Piso'a Cure for Consump tion. Cures where other remedies fad. 23o. Purf the Blood. f. ..71.. e..nrlklll W. do not el5m that Hood-. lUU th only modhln. derTlD pafalle roaMeaee. but Lllev. Uiat to purify the Mnod. to renovate th. whole .r.tem. It U availed. Tbe Inflaeoc. of tbe beilth eannot be overestimated. If M be comes contaminated, the train of consequences bv which the health Is undermined Is Immeasur able, Lo t Appetite. Iw Spirits, Ueadaebs, lyspep.ia. Debility. Xervowness an other "Utile (t) ailments" are the premonitions ol more serious and often fatal results. Try Hood's Sarsaparilla Soldbyandnnjglstt. $l;alxIori Wad only by CI. HOOD te CO, Lowell. Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar FACETIAE. Through the coating of coal-dust that covered his face as he leaned against a cart in a prominent coal yard Saturday, could be seen an expression cf woe. . "Why so sad?" a wayfarer asked of Uie disconsolate coal-cart driver. "They've got a new man in my Ilace-" , t . t. "What was the matter and how did it happen?" "Well, it was in this way: I was sitting on my cart yesterday while the load was being weighed, when the bos3 came out and said my services would be no longer required." "But there must have been some rea son for your discharge." There was," he mournfully replied: "the new man weighs seventy-five pounds more than I do." Falling of the hair it arrested, and bald ness averted, by using Hall's Hair Ilenewer. Obstinate cases of fever and ague can be cured by taking Ayer's Ague Cure. The best of grammarians and rhetori cians often fell far short of perfection in their commonplace conversation. Some of them make a mistake when taking others to task for their gram matical fallings. But this Is no reason why one should not aim at perfection. The following illustration will serve to amuse and possibly give point to what Professor (to his wife) "My dear, I wish you would speak more caiefully. You say that Henry Jones came to this town from St. Louis." Wife "Yes." Professor "Well, now, wouldn't it be better to say that he came from St Louis to this townV" Wife "I don't see any difference in the two expressions." rrofessor "But there is a difference, a rhetorical difference. Y'ou don't hear me make such awkward expressions. By the way, I have a letter from your father In my pocket." Wife "But my father is not In your pocket. Y'ou mean that you have in your pocket a letter frona my father." Professor "There you go with yoar little quibbles. You take a delight la harassing me. You are always catch ing up a thread and representing it as a rone," Wife "Representing it to be a rop, yon mean." Professor "IIusli! I never saw such a quarrelsome woman In my life!" "Pauling," said a young depait ment clerk to a pretty Georgetown girl whiise waist his arm encircled, "what do you think your dear pajm would say if I were to ask him for your hand?" "I don't think he'd like it, Harry," she lisped. "Xo?" he said in dismay for lie thought he was very dense with t!ie old gentleman. "No? why not?" "Because, dear," slie smiled, "he wouldn't want his only daughter mu tilated In that manner. Ask for all or me, Harry, and I have a vague suspic ion you'll get me mighty quick." Harry gave her a squeeze as big as a dime museum anaconda, and saw the father next day hi a most successful manner. "What is the booking to Xew York?" inquired a man as he stootl before the ticket-window or an Eastern railroad. "Seventeen dollars," said the agent. 'You mtan aw three pounds ten, eh?" "Xo,I mean seveuteen dollars. 1 don't know anything about your three Dounds ten. Ticks?" "Ya-a-as, you may book me. But three poun' ten Is too much, douch know,, too awfully much. Does that in clude me baggage?" "That chap must be a newly arrived Englishman," remarked the agent. "Englishman!" said a brakeman wbo chanced to be near; "he was born in a canal-boat down here near Jollet. and Ids father got rich buying aud selling hogs." "And are you glal to see me, Bobby V" asked the Bishop, ou his semi annual visit to the parish. ' Oh, yes," said Bobby, "cause we always have a good dinner when you come. But I didn't expect you." "Xo?" "Xo. I thought you'd go somewhere else, 'cause ma said yesterday that it was about time some other member of the church offered to entertain you." The latest "snake story" going the rounds of the press Is headed, "A Young Lady Tightly embraced by a Serpent." Such incidents are not rare. But the young lady doesn't know at the time that he is a serpent. Some times she doesn't discover the fact un til after she marries him. St. Bernard Vegetable Pills. TV" WARKivnrn lrTKr.Y Vrafrrim.it "f X Trre he-lciirfl for Lirrau I lUt m ; J f sfVi " OmiflaiiiU, CotftiTetKMi, Head U i yT " f i l:.a Iirinec and Snrliur MoI.cl:n ;they have no equal. lamilr hooiiiu tn witnmit a no or luo st l'r-t-Vf.1 sir.t-il Pills in fw lna TPTV-- uiall LS.uupira.wnt rmc Ail lri Rrinil yur own Bon8 UIIIIU mi... Onl.. akelta. SEilttM 'lowr I'm llkraaHANDMIIib WUinn' Pftlentk. lOO et trr. Jtle FOWtl MILLS) sod FAKM tEEI MILLS. Circular an4 Ttttlraaolai. ca apUcailoa. V) lLaOi IUW bUM, .JTm. BOOK AftEVTS WAVTED Tor PLATFORM ECHOES r 11 VIS TKCTBS WO HEAD A.NB ! AJtT, By John B. Gouglu. Hit bit n4 eraaitat Of rt, Mb Ml f tbrtllrar mtn. . WEor uS um. Brlakl. pw. sal (oo4, fun ( 'Loxhter ..4 t?ftrc" II mE mi im a. To It W aiA kt Ufa DttU of Mr. OMck, tr I.ISt.1 . K- IOTT. Aftati Wuttj.-Mta a4 WtoM. ! meat and. Qjrputmnu n. At.4-. m w. Sr. Sttrm Ttrms ud rt rf . Wnta tut areaian w .A. 0. WSSI.I.WISJI W C.'MUm Ca.a S5 la a:i'. i;i)i. worth S1.31 FREE. BnwTU,'..V r.itta Hor.BTi;. IL.l.j.Mlch. Consumption Can Bo Cured 1 DR. HALL'S WM. Cars Camartoi,'-c.l. rasnMm., TT; "! TVQg'a Up nOaks .wvata ata4 tlarUanai anna tha ckns WWei mresaapaaT HAfAJS BAI.sAllx.wllHo.ra yaa, aa Ml HI 1 1 iJ a. j. mu m a m A!u7 i FRAZERAXLE BEST IX TUS WORLD ST Oat UK OaaolM. untnoc SaklEwrywbero. At the tea table: ) Vhasecius "My dear, I have a sug gestion to offer." n. l,avina " "" "It is tbat we have lhe3e biscuits adorned with painted decora tions of Japanese tiesign, appiy rwr cu-.mn wholesale sta tiouer down town to introduce them to the trade as ilikaao paper weigiita. What do you say?" But sue was suenw r-an sha Krer l.oia Uln?" . r... i,.., when the nros- is wiiai ju" , , "How can i!.i" - - - reoolTe to link her destiny with that of ou with a disease, that unless arrested, will end In consumption, or perhaps in insajii- ... t - . i . i t. n.l rtist . nr ia to b iret Dr. Saee's Catarrh Remedy, and cum himself belore 11 is uai laio. 3 Would you be stronj, conquer your- Mflf. llow Women Would Vole. ii. .i iin.vA.i f n mtt fcvcrv one in tbe laud who has used Dr. 1'ierce a ... i. ...:..:,. wfwiM viii-H it ta be an TOnw f natiil'u"" . unfailing remedy for the disease peculiar to her sex. tj uiuniii- It is easier to blame than to do bet ter. To Consuinpllvrs, or those with weak lungi. spiiuni of b'.ood . bronchitis, or klmlrea auecuoiia oi nn or lungs, send 10 cents ia stamps for Dr. I V. 1'itroe's treatise on tUee maladies. Ad dress the doctor. IluQ'alu, X. V. nri T)k Ykre the charmins actress "And how old would you take me to be, Mr. ritzpoodle?" Mr. ritzpoodle withdrawing the head of his cane from his mouth "Well, I aw cawn't say, I'm sure." Miss Di Vere with a bright smile "Ah, you mean you will not say. Y'ou wish me to tell. That is what you are after. Mr. ritzpoodle. Well. I am Just as old as I look. " Mr, i itzpoodie "inaeeu. 1 aw should have thought you were much younger." UCt-f v.ri Tliimnfrpr UlPiW felloWS am fitninnir the daily rate of livin-' down to nothing almost. Here's one puts it at niteen cents a uay. lUAb o auu w u.r,.., - - ' - doesn't cost me that by considerable. " "Wny, now uo you manage nr ' "I don't. I'm living on my father- in-law. He manages it for me some how." "fiFnnr.E. dear, don't vou think it's rather extravagant of you to eat butter with that dehcious Jam?" "Xo, love; economical. Same piece of bread does for both." VSPEPSIA la & dannraoi mm wlk M diatr campluat. 11 ntiom. and 4 auIVk.i tt Lssnria l.v isjaOAlrinaT BatntM) praMinc ib ton oi Uw ajstcsA. W pnymn lh Icr tvap.a DecuM. EST 72 Hi C WoH-kTrvtJ enapltif 4 a rem !vpepl la H hi ff.rsi. IIrrtburn. ltrlrbioic. Twmlkn th KMd. rtc. It funcuiarrrJ (imtlLOblool.ttJBu ltM t.'-c -tpvi:t. fttxl Uim ajeiauiuiB of tiM. Ml Tuv-ua. Kdit-iT ot ilrrt-U, Cnaaibtrra- hrtrg. i ... " I -UM;.! Krown't Ino B;Itrr U? turn U'iul-If n Mk. J. K. Jx.tst.zt9 PhtornphMT. f9 MJn St , It-rfolk " I al frMt ly trma m er ot Dywpepai al driT0 nu totit I rm vart ou tmtjDm. 1 nwd Brrmn, lroo BiUt m4 bjr baiti mi foil nmuxwdS Gnnlam hm aborr Trmd Mark mn& crng J rd Uoc on wrsppr. Tak mm other Mul only by RUOW.N IHLMICAL.CIK. BALTiUOlie. Ml. Ladles! Thosodull tiroa locks ami fcclirt-j srvnlt Tciumos! ThL. HeiceJ j corrects all cun ditions, restorca vlror and Tltalitr an J br.a-. cacK jroutblul clcc t lURPHlNH f j HA3IT CURED. t QEtECTRIC BELT for KIDNEYS, Pa!n, Nervous 4 J.?ak. Bock free. FLETCHER 4. CO.. ClevcLiid.O. SUREGUH r.DYSPKMl.41N:! iKsriOX- AtllrewJ M Mill. V.Cijr. otti. N . o cktAijr -la.)itaAaou f uruUU xl. Wrut xjc circular 1 poeiti rtscJy tot im Nt a ; it I i i fMBMiyl ( r&tsi vrM n of Ljbc nr:.' Nti carL Icdk J tr V.iomx im mt fait I ! ff.- itoi I will ttad TWO IOTTLfc.3 PKE, t- r mtth m. I'aBLI TRUTIMi on tult dte.to Dv7rrcr. Qirt I. prNi4r.a4li:i. HK.T. A-8L.XL JI. ll f;rl Si.. N 3aSfe CU1IS WHltl ALL tlit liilL Best ii!jii svirip. Tustr U S5 tSjiO rWa WlriH f7H AWMEi first premiusi jemtlBir 1rrM -Jl. Bay Ble'l.ton BEST VALUE b TOL'I K5ST. frfi f5SJSJ3dS3 . 8UFFA10 SSAtE COSPAtty, BUFFALO, M. y. 5k I ACr, IIAXDS, FEET, Sf.-it. . .. r:-. Srf ck, ki i Hu. Sw rtftr Oirt fr:ac4 N n. -inUM U WAARIfllDV. ... T. -J". SnSI.SWkMl BORAX SOAP CI"?l,BiAJ"V?"?"fces)wlilr ad avr'eet. . xceliaat fir BalVaad Tollru Fall aanad hara'.alr. For .ale eTarrvrliera. Numan's Lawn Pump, 1 1?. A perftct rmp. u4 by r vsgera, fikruemcri, Ufr. Maekialata. riuibtra. As. Ty fc prout mx-l mUi tftywiMW let twitv Afcstfl wmatfd la wr evatv. Btsi sdH fMUT rlttbufsir Ml. IM Si-00, frtmickt:.- rf r14 ykfc k 9t .lc rlpt (re Mrealw uJ lna t aj-bta. wT (unaM, uv valv ttavlibly KS 11 A T r a T. n . . . ""CMlW 111 AH1 IV IIIIK j SB I X XXaT. tjigtiaioa. N. V. 1 1 vwv zzrzfiirrzi i as ca fl k ei ii i ft. J. c. leiaiSJ?-rV ?BesT FUU. PABTlCULJSS.SiO YV&fA BEIN BRdS. 4 CO.xWa'T-t 1 NEWARK. N. J- BUFFALO QS 112 E3 RADWAY'S The Great Liver Stomach lmh Kor ihecure or an ,:i,-,r.iPr, , ,v. . ,V"UJ BoweK sua.,,, l: ooarsrj,- Lmh f Appetite, l!.a, :h; -Yru rif!' nal .iscera. Pnr. .Ir,.,Btt Sr..1 mcrrurr. minrn . ... .: ' ''. ejo-ai.. aai .ucera. Pure:, luux. nw DYSPEPSIA I store strength f the n,iau., ' .''"iS.Tar,? temtcoutr:t .lu vlklf w sl! ce?7: ' 9 ' "H Wat. . l)avi.l FtlchaM. I.tii.-;ar, ... "iTK? V m ' i",SB ii. a. i.jrr, v. m., tiunm.! , . . Be hud er u-l." ".aiu "Best K Hummel, B'jotvi'le. r. . all uthers fai.L ' " Cs:M ia tri- Alice E. oiurrr. Vt. storm a IlTelr r that l;iw.,, .an. V 7 J: 1 . VI ism the aija. ,t ,-u., 'rivr "i jue ail I Trj." a wk, it NO LADY IS RT ALLY BSAUTIFin Without.eVhit.-Cl4lL of -.a,.l. " a trie ueinty u corj. nlaa V.V-aao P. . ...... I)-..i.r. biiubara, C3;.rl Hin-H r liitJfl lu h, etc li ,r me r-.rtA e'-ir. -ta, iai t4 or tue k q from tiie .iij'in'.ne!:i-.:U powJ-i beautifies ue akia, g x.uz it tu: luf au1 yutofu; kipper o w wQ 'MS.i .ap.jirie 1 oi-UiD bj anf olaer ru-iin. It l con. t.j w'etv Bteui"4 m ill art to tcihe u.-k acJiiit Jci. iifltriU wor.d titr pro .u.:e U Strnl far Clrcaljiri. w.u IcVaLviaEJ kr UTui iitt ire, free. W. M. SCOTT A C O., f mnu A. il. tHi. IL : P. ni..a 1 Sj-iijv. p H I bll I g Ia. -. JAMS VJltT JELLY inrtcr. ( ataau, irrfrff, laama-ia k raiii.iunkiiitf : t t iru.. :V w.v-s, n-., -: r mr vy M tV Wl S I K;! liLEf-i Tit j. i" ;v Dr. WARD & CO.. LkUsoSI, i 111 WE Wl U. S EN D YOU POST FREE . WaLCROWN YOUNG ROSES 12 FOR1$J.O0 6 for 50 Cts. OCK XEW BOOK OS R.S2S, THE AMATEUR HBffla GIVEN WITH UACU 0CDE20? 1 Dollar and Cv:r. AVc sc'I the Cook alone for '- Cents. !." Tuberose liulbs lor 1. A.Mressail nr'erstJ THE FLORAL LXfHAXf.E, GIL Iiestnul Street, rillLAIiF-LrUIA, PX .ir: onUrs h'j r:ul mist U prq-il ta-ll'.ustriuc.l l iiJ.':; na".el flw aiplicmi:s. 1 Ploialra. Elot. hr-. kIr r Ollr S Blemishes nod all Siia Pia Cim aad laaiplriiau Brancicta it Bold b7 Drtijrlsrs or cnt b7 biaH oa reffiP1 23 cents ty WM. IHCCYDOPPEL Mmi ' " ..TH1 KIDDER'S FASTILlrS. ?1 -J- t'.n.r?.r.'5 v rA Vii Haltr to sn J wit t C. Ar i SlH bv all SAjillrrv. . Hariwora ana oa ' .m ' A H-eflal dlKWont to Trr.. - jr Vna f.ir ITlw-I-V" ..... 4?s j. e. MGiiTncr'-K. f-iai lorkrlrv Bl ' '.rr eA mi i'"-.';i im-'" U. U..U ,14 inmt T... ih-m BVT xllKCO, nit. a. 8 ' I .-7 til ...... 1 t-J cM Myr 1 To liT. I ji ni Jvi M . J mm ., p.rrr.1 si-id ;.oniJJi-' , , CEST I" JHS ) n ii n ii h h Htt n a vm. i TrS."-TrUr. -1? IZJZZA