Juniata sentinel and Republican. (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, June 23, 1886, Image 3
U 4. SENTINEL & REPUBLICAN MIFFLINTOWN : Wednesday June S3. 1SS6. TERMS. . ;ntinn SI .00 tot annnm if raid Sui'BI-,It witbin 12 months; 51-60 If not paid within 12 Booth' . Transient advertisement inserted at 60 MOtf POT incn ,or lunoruuu. Transient business notice in local col in nta tw lin tor each inoartinn. will be made to those desirinr to idrertige by the year, half or quarter SHOR T LOCALS. Busted wheat. Hay-making time. The longest day Is passed . Are yon going to Gettysburg. :op in at Espenschade's store. &rt yon coming to the big show. The show will be here next Tuesday, fbe stalks of wheat are a good deal rust ed. The centennial year of Mifflintown is com ing. Ttt a pair of Heck's 85 cent shoes for la dies'. Bias Lick Water lor sa'e at Banks' drag store- Hetdqnarters for boots and shoos at Beck's. Indies shoes for 85 cents at G. W. Beck's. Squirrel shooting commences on the 1st fJuly. Still they go! the 85 cents shoes at G. W. Heck's. The summer has been too wet (or the cherry crop. The growing corn has been doing well the past week. Tijompsontown people talk of celebrating the4:bot July 85 cents will boy a pair of Ladies' shoes d G- W. Heck's. A full line ol whips for sale at G. W. Beck's boe store. The Presbyterian festivals are producing satisfactory returns. The crops in upper Ferry county are re ported rery promising. Merchant Laird of McCoysville was in town one day last week. D. W. Hawk, of this borough proposes to more to Topeka, Kansas. Miss Jennie McCauley visited friends in McAIisterville, last week. Charlie Wolfe has opened the campaign for the temperance people Attorney General Cassidy baa gone on a two months trip to Europe. Wanted. Daniel Kupp's English trasla . tion of the great Martyr book; Beecher has gone to Europe to stump for Gladstone. Hurrah for the Irish. C. P. Pannebaker, editor of the Coa'.port Standard was in town on Monday. D. G. Alter, of Port Royal, caught a bias that weighed four pounds and a half. Fqnire Titiel from the upper end of the comity was in town a day last week. Miss Anna Parker returned from Wilson College, at Charubersbarg, last week. The Republicans of Snyder county have re nominated Congressman Atkinson. JR Aunio aud O.-jbiM mom tA from Wilson College, last Wednesday. Captain J. J. Patterson is completing his sirs en bis upper farm in Beale township. A small party of the young people of the town picnicked at Macedonia, on Tuesday. The Lutherans of Bloomfleld have pur chased a lot on which to erect a parsonage. Two of the Democratic candidates for Legislature in Franklin county are doctors- Joseph Sbeesley, democrat, has announ ce himself as a candidate for the Legisla ture. A fine, new lot of very nice Ladies' slip pers, just received at O. W. Heck's shoe store. The Free Press says there are twelve preachers living in Lewistown at the pres ent time. A Connecticut farmer is just now this Jane converting bis surplus apple crop in to cider. Miss Alice C. Sibber, of Walker township, has gone to Illinois, to visit friends and relatires. R. E. Pa'ker has moved his store poods into one ot 'he rooms in bis new building on Main street. The railroad clerks and the printers of Lewistown will play a game of ball on the Ird of July. Snyder county grangers recent'y held a picnic at Selinsgrnve. Two thousand people wtr in attendance. Subscribe for the Sertisel asd Repcbli cai. $1.00 a year, cash, in advance, $1.50 H sot paid in advance. Some days ago, Sylvester F. Price, ol Tnscarora township, lost $S0, while on his ay home from this town. Camp Meeting at Newton Hamilton will open Angut-t 10th, and continue till the SOth day of same month. The best, cheapest and largest assortment of hips in Juniata county for sale at O. W. Beck's Boot 4. Shoe store. The Newport News is charged by Jones Post G. A. R. of Bloorufleld, with libeling august secret organization. Nova Scotia wants to seceed from the Dominion or Canada, because the tax rates we raised to high by Canada. The Acsdemy entertainment on last Fri 4T evening, in the Presbyterian church, PtMed ofl according to program. The Friendship Uook and Ladder Com 17 ill hold a picnic in Weller's grove, beyond fatterson, on the 3rd of July. Edward Strayer, of Patterson, expects to trip throirgh the New England States Part of Canada, during the summer. Gettysburg Councils have passed an or- diaance requiring a license of $10 to play hand organ on the streets of that town. The Pennsylvania State College, at State kge, Pa., will ho!d its commencement erciscs from June 27th to July 1st, 1S86. ?aiig of men working on the railroad ge at Port Royal, struck for an advance of five cents on their wages, last week. Th, leT places have been filled by other men. u K'uu professes to know, says. To , f ;,Jrertiing when times are dull is like t "ct a Um because the water is low. plan will preveut good times coming. Ti Fcrrv rnn r a -. a ... a. j V'iaiTjrcrca ua uv - Republican Senatorial Conference 1 T. . . wridar. Ths rnnr. .oH ir. Hlm thla PUco on Friday June 25, 1886. Only 85 cents per pair for Ladies' shoes at G. W. Heck's. Miss Carrie Bpecht, of Adamsbur. Sot der county, spent several days of last week visiting at the residence of James McCau toy. r u w... . sr. mc a hi, in fatterson, bat finger boards for sale. Road supervisors that are in need of such boards may do well to see htm, , A "swimming society" has been organic tu uj we young lades or BloomSeld. We have no doubt, but that they will learn to swim. The weather has been too cool for flies. "The pesky" scavengers will the their work in during the months of July and August. Some difficulty with the boss of the Port Royal bridge caused the men to quit work. A set of men from a distance were put upon me work. F4..t c . . .. . -- "u"j" roiurneu io nit nome in Patterson, last Saturday, after spending the yeat as a student at the Chester State Nor mal School. During the past ten years Rev. W. H. Lo gan, of the Miilerstown Presbyterian Church, baa officiated at 49 marriages and 10 funerals. The Democratic party is not temper ance party. wolte's cold water hook is meant to catch Republicans. Will yon bite Republicans f There is a great difference in the size of the growing corn in Juniata, owing to the didorent times of planting. There is time yet for the corn. Miss Margaret Fisher, '.oT McAHsterville, who has been attending school at Port De posit, Md., the past year, returned to her home last week. Fob Saxe A valuable and desirable town property on one of the main streets of the town. For particulars, terms, etc.. apply at this office. A bolt of lightning struck the house of W. H. Kreider, in Fermanagh township, last Wednesday, and stunned Miss Dunn, who was ironing near the door. A corn on a toe of a foot of Ephraim Toung, ot Lack township, became so agra- vated that it became necessary to amputate the leg below the knee joint. Everybody and all their friends will be in town on the afternoon or evening of the 29th, to see the big show. It is seldom that so large a show comes to town. Rev. E. H. Wallace of Newport who re cently entered the ministry of the Metho dist Church has been appointed Junior pastor of the Port Royal charge. A number of the ladies of the temperance campaign last winter and spring, to influ ence the Court against the granting of li cense, will not support Charlie Wolfe. A festival was held in the Mount Hope, Turbett township, school house, last Fri day and Saturday evenings. Proceeds for benefit of Mount Hope Sabbath School. A man in Mifflin county was fined $30 for catching bass out of season for his sick wife. The Lewistown Fishing Club paid the fine and the lawyer's fee for him. "Mr. T. L." Murphy, a brail. new weath er proj.bet of New Tort, predicts that dur ing the coming season a famine will stsre the people of the United States in the face." It remains to be seen whether the temper ance people can run a political campaign as vigorously as they did in the winter when; they wanted to carry the Court againat the j license law. ilev. Thilip Graif and S. D. Bate sholti represented the Lutheran congregations of Mitdintown and Ljcking Creek in the Juni ata Conference at Belleville, Mifflin county, last week. The BanU and Doty suit that was carried to Snyder county to test the validity of a judgment note of Lncien Banks was won by the Doty heirs last week. It was the only case before the court. Psul and John Leach, who have been students in the Academy, the past year, have gone to their home in Philadelphia. The former will enter the Fresbm m class at Princeton College in the fall. "An assay of ore found near Mapleton, Huntingdon county, revealed gold and sil ver in a ton of the ore to the value of fifty dollars of the former, and four hundred and eighty dollars of 'he latter metal. Tou may need a new snit of clothes when you are in town on the 29th. Harley can supply jou with the needful. Don't miss the place. Harley'a clothing store at the corner of Bridge and W ater streets. J. M. Sharon, son of W. H. Sharon Esq., of McAHsterville delivered an oration, -Oor Keystone State," at the Commenc- rnent exercises of the Bloomtield Academy Mr Sharon belongs to the graduating class. The Friendship Fire Company will cele brate the glorions fourth of July on Satur day, July 3rd, by holding a picnic in Wel ter's Grove. The Company will parade in full uniform through both towns, at 8 o' clock A. M. A grub is eating the onion crop in the gardens that supply New York City people with onions. Some one declares that the grub must have a depraved appetite, which is a mistake, doubtless the grub eats onions for its health. "The tee-totalers should not confine their denunciations to malt and spirituous liquors. A New York policeman who was suspended last week for inebriety said that he had been exhilarated by quinine, which he had taken on the order of his physician." What will be the next news from Hunt ingdon f They expect to And coal oil and gas. Last week they claim to have found a large pot of gold and silver coin while ex cavating a street. They claim to have found gold and silver bearing quartz in Jack's mountain. Chicago aldermen have followed in the root-steps of New York aldermen in selling out to street railway companies. Consid. erstion $127,000. "It's all well that ends well." Where will the Chicago men land I The New York Aldermen are being sent to the penitentiary. Country Groom "What's in them red dishes, Manrf Bride Sh! William. They're finger bowls." Groom "What are they for 7" Bride "To wash the bands in." Groom "Rub! Why didn't they bring 'em in first-off, an not wait till a man's all through his dinner. Puck. The town has been well supplied with grand pictures announcing the coming of the great show on the 29th inst- The pict ure representations take in a wide field, ranging from the show performances of to day to picture scenes of the capture of ani mals in Asia and Africa, to the bloodcurd ling scenes in oM Rome, where early Chris tians were compelled to contend with wild hungry beasts in the arena. New show pict ures were put up on Monday. The show it self will be in town next Tuesday. Rlizabotti Jones, mother of J. K. of Fayette township, departed this life June iow, iooo, was born on the 20th of Septem lu. 1 DM ft s o years, a months and 26 days. She was a member of church for many wim moo. wasting in her Saviour. Per ry county papers please copy. "Judge Hsrt, of Wsshington county, has grauiea juiius u. ciark a license to sell li '" "J luo mcn is the first time within twenty years that a license has been granted in that county to sell liquor in less quantities than by the gallon. The case is to be carried to higher tribunal." Dr. Arnold, of Mexico, has accepted a ..lowuon, as meaical exsminer, In the in. surance department of the Railroad Com. pany, wim office at Tyrone. Dr. Sahm, wuo is now at Tyrone, will be transferred to an effice at Pittsburg. Dr. Arnold will go to Tyrene about the 1st of July. "John, dear," she said, "yesterday I cov ered your bootjack with silk plush and paint- ea some Bowers on it, and it is perfect!? lovely. You will be delighted when you see it, l know." "I've seen it," said John. "Ton have i when?" Last night, threw it at a cat." New York Sun. Musical College The 80th Session ol 8 u Weeks, opens Mondsy evening, July otn, iBtse, for the Teaching and Training or t oung Ladies in Vocal and Instrumen tal Music. Address. F . C. Motcb, Musical Director, Freeburg, Pa. June 16 4t. "Dr. Daily of Pittsburg, read a paper be fore the eighth Laryngetical Association lately held in Philadelphia, on "The Simo- est and Most Efficient Treatment of Diph- tnena." He pronounced calomel the best remeay. "dive calomel frequently," he said, "and give light, nutritious food, but no other medicine." An Arkansas farmer writes thai last year. when coons made havoc io his corn field, he went to the drug store to buy strychnine with which to kill them. By mistake the druggist gave him morphine, and the next morning he found his field full of sleeping coons. He advises the use ot morphine in stead of strychnine. Professor Auman has painted the outside of his house. He is following in the habit of Rev. Henry Ward Beecher, who painted the church of a congregation for whom he preached, years ago in Indiana. Some years ago the President of the Uni versity of Lewisburg painted the UU spire of his church iu Lewisburg. Arthur Uiggins, of Waterford, in this State, was detected in the act of brutally beating his young wife. He was seized by the adherents of a hose company, of which he was a member, a crockery crate was placed over him and a stream of water turned on him until he was slmost drowned. Then he was notified to leave town." A Woodcock farmer informs the Meadville Messenger that last season he paid one dol lar to a man he owed lor help at a barn rais ing. During the day that dollar paid debts amounting to $17, and finally was paid back to the man who first paid it out, the coin having parsed through fifteen hands. Mor- : always pay your debts promptly. A writer in the Bee Journal says that bees have a strong antipathy to darC-colored ob jects. A brood of chickens about his hives. The bees stung one of the dark ones to death and did not molest the light-colored ones, tie says that a man with a black plug hat rarely-gels stung, the betas devoting their entire attention to ahootinc thu bat... Some people are perplexed about the com ing 4th of J uiy because it falls on Sunday. It is a good excuse tor them to celebrate Saturday, rest on Sunday, and celebrate on Monday. People that hare more of a dis position to work than celebrate, will keep themselves employed on both Saturday and Monday, and observe Sunday as the fourth of July. The Chief Burgess was out of town one fine evening last week. The boys took ad vantage of his absence and bad a high time foot ball along tbe Court House yard on Main and Bridge streets. To tbe dread of business men, who feared that the windows of their business places would be broken, and to tbe dread of men who had horses tied along the streets. j "So Pompeii was destroyed in the spring, was it f" observed Do Wiggs, glancing up from his paper. ''Does it say so there f " asked De Diggs. "It says the form of a nun on his hands and knees baa been found in tbe ruins." "How does that show that it was in the spring the city was destroyed ?" "Why, he was evidently tacking down the carpets after the spring house cleaning." Pittsburg Chronicle. Miss Rose Elizabeth Cleveland is going to Europe. It is because her "capricioJs curiosity" or "the distracting impotence of invalidism," or her et.pecially refiued exploitation of soul," or -ihe vsin folly of selfish subjectivity," or some of the other remarkable things she wrote of in her book. She may also be going to provide herself with a trousseau worthy of a President's sister Phil'-i. Bulletin. Possible Customer "What does a first class funeral cost, Mr. LaymcoutJ" Mr. Laymeout " Why, none of your family are dead, are they V P. C "No, not yet, but the old lady has bought a kerosene stove, Johnny's got a new bicycle, and my oldest danghter is keeping company with a Pittsburg dude who carriee 4 hair-trigger pistol. It's well enough to keep abreast of the market." Judge. In conversation with a prominent planter of the Fouth District, we learn of a new and novel way to kill crows. The gentleman's plan is to catch one ot the birds, tie it to your body and walk through the field with your gnn cocked and finger on the trigger. The cries of the bird will cause others or its tribe to flock around you, and tliey can then be easily shot. This method of extermina ting these pesta is net patented, and those who are so disposed sre at liberty to try it. Dawson, Ga., Journal. An exchange ssys: During a recent storm in Butler county a thunderbolt struck a tree, jumped off to a wire clothesline, followed it to the door of Mr. W. J. Adams' house, passed from tbe wire to his daughter's head, burned hef hair and eyebrows, ran down her right leg and tore off ber shoe. That was a rather indirect way to approach the task of taking off a young lady's shoe t and al though the operation may be a very delicate one the thunderbolt, didn't exhibit a great deal of modesty iu performing it. The Perry county Advocate says : Mary, little daughter of Wm. B. Dunn, of Spring township, has developed into quite a sur geon. Last Sunday night a week ago a young mule broke a front and a hind leg of a balf-day-old lamb. Oh Monday morning following the lamb was round lying in the water in tbe field. The little girl took the to the house and shingled the broken legs nd fed it milk, and on last Saturday the little creature was hobbling around in the front yard nibbling grass. The report of the finding of a pot of goM com in riantingdon is reported by theJour- nai to be a sell. The newt fiend of Hunt ingden, who gets off such stories, should be looked after by the editors of the Juaia ta Valley. The Journal says the whole story is a sell. The treasure (f) which consisted oi a small earthern vessel filled with mud, was lound at tbe bottom of an abandoned well, located a short distance from the barn which stood on the site of the reservoir, and which for years had been the receptacle for all the old cans, and other refuse of the neighborhood. What fools boys are. How little do the? know. How wild and sophomoric sre their crude ideas of things. When a boy runs away from home to go out West and fight the Indians, he takes a bowie knife, two re volvers, a Winchester rifte and a lot of pow der and bullets. When a warior craduatsa at West Point and makes ready to go forth and fight tbe Indians, he hies him down to Washington, gets detailed on somebody's staff, trades his uniform for a dress suit, and if the Indians want to see bim they must come to Washington and leave their cards at his hotel. Brooklyn Eagte. The school board met on Friday evening and from sixteen applicants selected tbe following teachers for the winter borough schools : First school, J. N. Keller, at $50 per month. Second school, Miss Mamie Kaufman, at $45 per month. Third school, Miss Mamie Cooper, at $32 per month. r ourin scnooi, Miss Annie Sweigert, at $30 per month. The school term begins on the first Mon aav of September, and closes on the last Friday of March. Radical temperance people declare the prohibition question is similar to the slavery question in its moral aspect. There is about much similarity io the questions as there is between the moon and a green cheese Slavery was an infringement on the natural righU of a man. The slave was subject to the crack of his master's whip. It is not so in the matter of drink, you do not need to drink, a man's liberty is his own. If a man geta drunk and goes on the street and is loud mouthed, and insults his neighbor, and is an offense against decency an d respecta ble deportment, enforce the law agai nst him. If a man violates tiie liquor law, and keeps profane and rowdy public housevthe law says what shall be done with him. Enforce the law. Last Friday evening Mrs. Cleveland found Some of the thorns that lurk in her rosy po sition of the first lady of the land. At a re ception on Friday night she. shook hands ith five thousand people who filed through the White House. She was tired and pale at 12 o'clock, and the President almost lost his temper in his anxiety for her. Washing ton is begining to declare its belief that she csnnot stand the social requirements of her position. At last when the reception was over her right hand was much swollen and her white silk mitts were white no longer. number of ladies, cabinet officers, stood by her side to assist, but the large nia- ority of the callers took no notice of them and seemed only to care to shako, hands with the President and his bride. Long luay she live in good health to enjoy the high position that she baa come honestly by is the prayer of tbe people ol tbe Kepnblic. The Huntingdon Globe of last week tells ll.Ttmti t . fy. n. a -, .u cut. prising young farmer residing near Baker's Summit, recently discovered lh.t one of his cows' which until lately gave a few gallons of milk daily, for some reason gave tut very little at tbe evening milking. U was at a loss to know tbe cause of this, but rather supposed some person during the day had needed milk and consequently patronized his cow for it. Until last week when a neigh bor's boy discovered that tbe cow was be ing milked by a black snake under a large oak tree, w hich stood in the pasture field. Mr. Long, being informed, investigated the matter and found the boy 's story to bo cor rect, and also discovered that instead of there being one snake robbing him there were three large ones making their home in the old tree and milking bis cow when the sought the shsde. Tbe strange story be came generally known by last Sunday and not being very picus, quite a large crowd ot Mr. Long's neighbors arming themselves with guns, axes and clubs marched to attack the snakes, one of which was shut on the tree, but to capture the others they decided to cut the treeduwn, which thy did and in the stump, which was hollow, another ol the snakes, a black one, a few inches over sev en feet was captured. State Teachers' Association. The second annual meeting of the State Teachers' Association of Pennsylvania is to be beld in Music Hall at Allentown July 6th, 7th and 8lh, ItiHH. For special information address Chairman of Reception Committee, Geo. P. Bates, Al lentown, Pa. There will be excursions to New York and other places. KA1LBOAD ABB AX QB VENTS. The following named railroads will sell excursion tickets at low rates on presenta tion of orders from tbe undersigned, which must be secured not later than July 2nd, 1886: United Railroads of New Jersey Division, Pennsylvania Railroad and branches, Phila delphia and Eric, Philadelphia, Wilmington and Baltimore, Northern Ceutral, Philadel phia and Reading and branches, North Pennsylvania aud branches, Bound Brook Division and branches, Germantown and Norristown branches, Lehigh and Susque hanna Divislou and branches, Gettysburg and Harrisburg, Cumberland Valley, Lehigh Valley, Allegheny Valley, Wilmington and Northern, Huntingdon and Broad Top, New York, Lake Erie nd Western. Those wishing to pass over any of the fol lowing will please communicate with the undersigned, when full instructions will be given by return mail on or before July 1st, 1886: Perkiomen, Phlladephia, Newton and New York, Catssauqua and Fogelsville, Erie and Pittsb uig, Pittsburg, Fort Wayne and Chicago, Cleveland and Pittsburg, Cbartiers Valley, Baltimore and Ohio, Delaware and Hudson Canal Co. In applying for orders, state clearly tbe number needed the station from which you will start, and tbe names of all the railroads over which you will pass in going to the meeting. Write your name and address plainly, and please enclose a stamp. Those wishing membership tickets will please give name in f all, address and coun ty, enclosing one dollar and stamp. If possible do not send for orders, mem bership tickets or for any information, later than July 2nd, 1S&6. Address all letters, J. Fletcheb Sicxel, Ticket Agent, Ger mantown, Pa. Cheap t Cheap I Cheap ! tr . . . .. . . ju want ro ouy a ursi class A num ber One whip, go to G. W. Heck's shoe tore. Normal School. i wiu open a Normal School in Mifliin- town on July 12th, 1886, to continue six weeks. Thorough review. Special atten tion to Physiology and Hygiene. For fur- tbur Information call on or address, J. N. Kelleb, Mifflintown, Juniata Co., Pa. Remember. Remember you will have plenty of time An .t. On.L n . ... .is gaiter you nave called at my place and selected an organ) to see the Big United States Circus and Menagerie. Remember, also, this "fact" that I can sun you tn styles, quality and terms, prices low as can be named. at W. H. Aikess. Browa. Sophie 6LG. Lawrence. We rowed and played tennis together, We walked on the beach at low tide ; Ah, me, for the sweet summer weather When I lingered and loved at her side I She was kind, but, oh f fact most alarming, 1 could not help feeling cast down She made herself equally charming To that terrible Brown. If I tasted a transient pleasure Wbon she talked all the morning to me, It was always subdued, in a measure, By the thought that Brown was coming at three. Though she granted me live dances running, The roses she wore in ber gown Made me wickedly long to go gunning For their purchaser Brown. When we parted she murmured demurely, That of course I might write, if 1 wished ; And I fancied a moment that surely My rival was thoroughly dished ; But she said, as my joyful eyes met bers, She was dying for news from the town ; I mnst send her nice gossipy letters, Like my friend, Mr. Brown. It's a year since my hopes were thus blight ed ; Their memory seems almost a myth ; And I learn she will soon be united To an opulont named Smith; Here's the cream-colored, square Invita tion. My grief I endeavor to drown In the thought ('tis a great consolation) S he has sent ono to Brown f Grand Army Encampment and Reunion at Gettys burg. The Grand Army of the Republic, De partment of Pennsylvania, will encamp on the battle-field of Gettysburg, July 2d, and remain until the 7th. On the 2d and 3d of July the reunion of the Third Army Corps will be hld on the same historic field. The encampment of the Grand Army will be largely attended, and the reunion will bring together veterans from every State in the Union. On the 2d interesting ceremonies incident to tbe dedication of monuments will be held, and on every day during the week something of interest to every old soldier will occur. Never since the mem orable days of tbe battle has there assem bled on this famous spot so notable and im posing svevKection l veterans a tU sett er there durbg this week, and no better op portunity for visiting the battle ground in tbe company of thono who were engaged in the great fight will ever be offered. For the benefit of those who desire to be present the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell .excursion tickets to (icttysburg from all stations on its lines east of Pitts burg and Erie, on June SOtb, July 1st, 2d, 3d and 4th, good to return until the 8th in clusive, at one faro for the round trip. nis Teto Lost. From the Washington Critic. "Daniel," said, the President sternly, as he looked up from an unofficial paper be had found on bis desk. "Yes, sir," responded the secretary, with some trepidation. "What is this T" "It is a bill, sir, for some articles Mrs. C. bss been purchasing." "Uct-uiii," hesitated tho President;, "is it ? Well, it's the first thing of the kind that has ever come before my notice." "Yes, sir," said Daniel, because he had nothing else to say just then. Then tbe hard look caiue into the Presi dent's face again, and his voice was cold. "Daniel," he said, laying tbe bill down in front of bim. "Yes, sir." "Wbore is my veto T" "Your wifejias.it, sir." "Um-um. Daniel will yon be kind enough to fill op a check for the amonnt 1" And Daniel took the bill. Whips! for sale at G. store. IT hips! Whips! Whips! W. Heck's Boot &. Shoe A Good Excuse "Saw you at the circus this afternoon 1" "Y-e-s; didn't care about going myself, just went to take the children." What a whopper ; be nearly broke his neck and run the children's legs off to get there. He was the first man at the ticket wagon. "Ah ! how are you Brown, saw you taking in the circus ?" "Ob, I went up to collect a bill and Just dropped in." "Day-day." "Hello, Robinson, how did you enjoy the circus ?" "I didn't stay but a minute, I went up to call out tbe doctor." Perhaps he did, but he took in tho wholo show, after concert and all. Here comes Deacon Snodgrass, certainly be will not prevaricate. "Recreating at the circus, eh, deacon 1n "Looking at the animals, my son." Oh my, he was completely gone on the gidd girls in pink tights. Even deacons will fib. "Oh, so you went to see the crowd 1 That will do for you, Mr. Smith. Chest nut!" "Why, my dear boy, I am delighted to see you, coaldnt speak to you this after noon at the circus for the immense crowd ; come now, what excuse have yon got for being there 7" "The best in tbe world ! I knew that tbe Cnited States and Great Eastern had a great show, and I went to see it, I got my mon ey's worth and more too." "I hear they show at Mifflintown." "When f" "June 29, 1886." Rotes From Port Royal. Harvest will soon be here. Lehman Bover, Esq., was the first te make hay this year, in this section. Wilbur McAthren, Esq., has his new barn well under way toward completion. Charles Howard has been a great sufferer with consumption for some time past. It is said there have been over twentv thousand of Miss Cleveland's books sold. Jerome Thompson. Sr.. bad one side of his barn roofed in old Port Royal, last week. Will Graham and Vanehn Rne have re turned to Dickinson College te attend com mencement exercises. Constable Calhoun and wife were riaitinr at tbe county-seat, some davs seo. aa the guests of Sheriff Fowls. It is said there is more life rlvlna? sub stance in one good, ripe, sound strawberrv than in a glass of lager beer. Hon. John Koons has had his hon. which is occupied by Wm. Goodman, Sr., recently repainted which adds greatly to its looks. Messrs. John McConnel and John Rohlar have come home after an extended tour through the different parts of the west, dur ing we past seven weeks. The school board elected the followins teachers for the comine winter : School Vn 1, A.T. McAfee ; No. 2, J. T. Turbett : No. 3, Miss Sadie Cooper. Mr. Wm. C. Jacobs, who has been tnwh. ing at Port Carbon, Schuylkill ceunty, for tne last nine months, has returned to the home of bis father, Benjamin Jacobs. MIKADO. Oriental News. Thomas Shilfer bought a brand new horse. Tbe prospects thus for Indicate a good harvest. Edward Sbiff, of Kno usetown, Is prepar ing to build a new house. The carpenters sre pusing the house of H. R. Beale towards completion. There is still some whooping-cough and some measles lingering around here. The white-wash brush made quite an Im provement on tbe premises of David Straw ser. Gen. Bell, the obliging farming Imple ment agent, was around here a few days ago. Everybody seems anxious to prepare the dry-house for the reception of tbe unusual abundant crop of cherries. Preaching at Dressler's church has been changed from Sunday evening to 6 o'clock P. M., every alternate Sunday. Farmers are busy cultivating ther corn. What corn remains of tho first planting looks fair, but that Is precious little. David Strohecker, Mrs. Smeltz and others are off to Northumberland county to attend tbe funeral of their step-mother, who died after a lingering illness. While Elias Wolle wss walking through t he woods, a few days ago, he came across s colony ol bees suspended to a brush. He hived them and took them home where they seem to feel contented and happy. The lumber is on tbe ground for a new fence around the cemetery at Dressler's church. This is a much sMdvA iatpr- ment. We are often too forgetful of tbe departed ones, and permit the enclosures as well as their graves, to go too much into dilapidation. Amicvs. June 17, 1886. Customer (to drug cK-rk) What do you charge tor arsenic ? Drug clerk (suspiciously) What do you want it for T Cusctonier I am a French candy manu facturer. Drug clerk(snspicions allayed) Oh, I beg pardon, sir, 1 thought perhaps you wanted to take it yourself. "Yes, Billy, Do." "Where ignorance is bliss Tis folly to bo wise." (Jray. She was a winsome country lass, So William, on a brief vacation, More pleasantly the time to pass, Essayed flirtation ; And as they strolled in twilight dim, While near the time for parting drew, Asked if she'd like to have from him A bilUt-doux. Of French this little maid knew naught, But, doubling not 'twat something nice, Upon its meaning quickly thought. Then in a trice Upward she turned her pr etty head ; Her rosy lips together drew For purpose plain, and coyly said, "Yes, Billy, do !" It A It HI ED: CODER SUC.OUFF On the 15th Inst., by Rev. E. K. Berry, st the Register's Of fice, Mr. 1 bonus ft'. Coder and Miss Ma tilda Suloutf, both of Beale township. MIFFLINTOWN MARKETS. Mimic-row. June 23, 1886. Butter 10 Eggs 12 Lard 7 MIFFLINTOWN GRAIN MARKET. Wheat, Corn, . 73a79 36 30 60 t nits, , Rye , New CloTereoed. Timothy weed . . . FftX Sited 4 25 to 7 00 2 00 I 40 1 00 1 50 1 30 1 25 . 1 OOal 10 Bran . . . a1. Shorts Ground Alum Salt.. American Salt PHILADELPHIA MARKETS. Philadelphia, June 19, 1886. Export wheat number two 85c. Corn 40a44c. Oats 83a37c. Live chickens 9al0c. Spring chickens Ihs25c a piece. Butler 17c. Egs 13al4c. Hay $llal-5 per ton. Straiht rye straw $17 per ton. East Libbbtt, June 19 Cattle Re ceipts 798 head, shipments 893 head, noth ing doing, all through consignments. Hogs Receipts 27UO bead, shipments 3300 head Pbiladeiphias $4.3Ua4.50, Yorkers $4.2Ua4. 30. Sheep Receipts 1400 head, shipments 1600 head. Farm for Sale. Isaac Shellenbericer, ot Fayette township has two farm within a mile of Oakland Mills, that he offers for tale. He will sell one, or both tracts. Good buildings on both tracts, and an abundance ol fruit, and never-failing running wati at both bouses. The land U limestone shale and baa been receutly limed Come and see it. The larg-r tract is known in tbe valley as the Hruhaker farm. For further particulars address la A AO allELLKNBEKGER, Oakland Mills, Juniata County, Pa. PRINTER'S INK SPILLED In Making Big Advertisements is not' Worth the Paper Con sumed if tha Stock Cannot Confirm the Statements. No One Knows this Better than. SCHOTT ! Whose Phenomenal Success in Business is but the result of Fair, Square, Honest Dealing. We strive to please to please our patrons in every way ; so we say that if, after inspection, vou become dissatisfied with your purchase, bring it back to it lor you. o SCHQtTS &TTB&CTJQNS THIS SPRING. -U! MEN'S CLOTHING 154 men's neat, well-maile cassimere 6.87; all wool cassimeres and cheviot style suit at $j t3: 235 men t tj elegant English corkscrew dress and business suits at $11.00. A largs line of men's very fine imported corkscrew drass suit in 1, 3 and 4 button cutaway and Prince Albert coat made equal to first class eustom work at $11.50 anl $16.00. The earliest callers will of course secure the first choice. Don't be lata BOY'S CLOTHING We show the largest variety in the styles knee pants suits for boys from 4 to 13 years old ; price from 1.50 to 6 00. Our stork of long pants suits for boys from 10 to 19years com prises oyer 45 different and distinct patters, and these we have in straight and cutaway sack and frock suits. HITS. FIRXISIIIXG GOODS AID TR1.1KS. Thes departments will be found brimful with the rarest bargains. If specified here they would require more than a page, hence our special in vitation to you to come and see with your own eyes how we will be able to suit in price and styles collars and cuff's, handkerchiefs, hosiery, whita shirts, suspenders, silk Bcarfs, gent's CrSTOM TAILORING DEPARTMENT. Gentlemen who have not yet left their measnre for a new snit are cor dially requested to come in and see prices are the lowest SCHOTT, T7ie Leading Clothier, BRIDGE STREET, MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA CO., PA. April 15,i 885-lj-. McKillips & Go's. Planing Mill, Port Royal I'rnna. msrr AtTi REtt') or Ornamental Porticos, Krackt and Scroll Work. D0URS, SASH, BUNDS, SIDING, jioi ldugh, rtooKi;, Also, di-alers in nhiiiglu:, I ith, an I frame lunilK-r or ever; description. Country lumber worked to order. O' der by mail promptly at!.'tidVi to. AH onK-ra should be snt to. McivlLLK'S & CO., 10-21-65.1 fort Koyal, Ta. J WISH TO STATR A FEW FACTS Worth Knowing, That I can stop toothache in lj than five minutes ; no jviio, no extracting. That I can extract teeth without r-in, by the nso of a HuH apr licd to the teeth ami puma ; no danger. That Diseased -y Gams (known as Scurvy) treat V- successfully and a cure ari'jij3ranted in every case. Teeth Filihd and warranted for life. Artificial Teeth repaired, exoh rif;-, or retuodilled, Irorn S5.U) to $1? per set. Beau til ill Gum Enameled Teet inserted at prices to suit all. All work warranted to give perfect satis faction. People who have artificial teeth with which they cannot eat, are especially invited to call. Will viait professionally at their homes if notified by letter. G. L. DERR, Practical Dentist, ESTaBLISHED IS MirrLISTOWS, PA., 15 lSOO. Oct. 14 tli. PLAIN FACTS! JT 7S' A FA C 7"-Th no nultw bow Vntir l.rw-tiT' it mm ns tuiw I. rirf you La. e u tlTL. you cu fvt relu f, uidwliaU' ' nv.fv.wvt it rMTurfueutly " lor k'pV a the boy u-rst-Iy imt it IT IK A F4 fr7-Thstthonnndi hro had i in " i(TririnT, mifi n.-w r- -i- . i f--t h.-J;U. e oaa thorn jou tbe tMBUiuoaia- of many k1l IT IS A F.-KJT-1" RUSSIAN RHEUMATISM CURE 'W bntr,TB pd f-a .! ie tt nrrfofrjlly owry tiiue it f?sW been trwii couxUik to (iiructlDA. IT IH 4 V 4 VT Hiat thin raw-l-, thonrh mm. ' it m L,,,..i m ljr crmutrr. Km Ui u wry many yarn Id acUa ol KuroD. and with wuuluful utd. IT f A F t VT TatLb Rnian fUvo. il-irn -;!iit f .n.ii' iit ur"tjaa 'hninau um (.ttrmi nt vttiiry c rrrrirvian. without hi- h it onulJ nowbepuuiu-ly kl in sotue of LLvirw cuutr. r.s .i r f'TiPto"!: .l'iii;j.l.Mi.l.j. f.-irj, arawUiiljH-nnjatum m :ne win n-l ,.n.eri. H Hay : I trvfl fTrr- i. H Hay : I trv-d ,tt. T,;. cnt nfihimr ai'ii"'"! ni-tu i inmt im k. it. fare. "It cored ma complecrlv siul Tt-ry quickly Detrrlpclrepanpalct, with teaCinoniais, free. PTICO tgZ.OVM Tf iwlMnl tun. luura. Aw r it not tn N fnnrwt at th rtona. Int can mly h ht liy frjrlititf tlH amonnt as above, Slid SaMroMiij tks American proprietor. PFAELZER BROS. & CO. 819-821 Market Street, Philadelphia. CAITIO XOTICK. 4 LL persons are hereby cautioned JX. against fishing or hunting, gathering berries, or crossing field', or in any other way trespassing on the lands or the under aigned J.S. Knirr. THIS ITTLE AM f peilisimerS20 M f- MAIS' IKUL. In A tall Met of 3V7AHKIMII) Toara. sjshI for llrealnr. C. A. WOOD A CO 17 H. iota Nt-, PaUlsk, Pas D. W. HARLEY'S STOCK OF MENS' YOUTHS' & IS LARGER SOW Til A EVER. Yon will fin! the sb apes, styles and prices of his frixxls in accord with the times. You any always find something in the way of bargains, in Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes Shirt s, Glovos, Trunks, and all kinds of furnishing good In a full house there id always a chance to pet bargains. Also, measnres taken for suits and parts of suits, which will be made to order on short notice, very reasonable. 'Remember the place, in Hoffman's New Building, corner of Bridge and Water streets, MLFFLINTOAVN, PA. us ; we will cheerfully exchange DEPARTMENT, and worsted serin:? stylo suits at DEPARTilENT' county of fancy pleated and Norfolk Prices are the lowest on record. collars and cuff's. how well we can serve them. Our FHED'K ESFEKSCBaOE Now offers to tho public one of the most complete lines of SPRING & SUMMER GOODS ever brought to the county-peat. Our Dress Goods department will consist in part of IJIack and Colored Silks, Black and Color ed Cashmeres, and a full line of low priced dress goods of all the newest shades. OUR .SHOE DEPARTMENT You will find one of the most complete in the county. Wo hava Men's Fine Shoes at pri ces that will astonish you, our stock of Ladies' Shoes can not be surpassed in the count. Our stock is all fresh and clean and sold at prices that will pur prise you. We have on hand a full line of Fresh, Plain and Fancy GROCERIES. Also, the only full line of QUEENS WARE in the county. Every houso must have its full supply of Queens and Glassware, this id the store to call on for such ar ticles. All orders by mail will re ceive prompt attentiou. Remember the place, Haiji Street, Opposite Court Hocbb, 3IilUiiitowii, Pa., Frederick ESPENSCHADE. kt S3ij?-sr rraxzro DR. FAHRNEY'S TEETHING SIRUP. IT has never felled to give th tvm perfect mtim taction. 1 hnuviiKi of mothers ar trtiiig it ail through the Umi, ami ail axe uleaeJ with its charea ing effects. It Maintain- ths Ijabt's Health it Kekting it fhbh rr-w i. uc and Diarrmksa. L ant stupefy year hby vuth Oium or Murytua Hi Icre, bet ue Ir. FahrneT') Teething: Syrup which is aiwari safe aivf reliable. It sootlWs anf juurts the Child, kst.isvKt Fa in and Inflammatios) tnd giwi Swiit, Natural Sliip to I'ABKaAwi RSST TO M' THBRV A IX LPl; W1T AJ0 MsUJaSUr LSCAUDtS SSZL IT. ' xvEKTY-rrr- crrrrs a rcrru 33. r-titsiT3rr a scar HACERSTOWN. MD. BOYS' CLOTHING r. " , . :-.-.r.., I Mf