il 1 K73M JJL fdVZ fe.-w 3 0 AAA rA'M nrrA rtAAA' !m!Y III CY rrf MY XSY THE OOISTITTJTIOI-THE THIOI-AID THE EFFOBOIMEIT 01 THE LAVS. Editor and Proprietor. B. F. SCHWEIER, ii NO. 40. MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 1, 1SS4. VOL. XXXVIII. t i i i i 1 C'HAKITV. Tl.e rich ui.n gave bis dole, not ill -content To find his heart Mill moved by human woe; The poor man to hU neighbor simply lent The scanty saving he could scarce forrgo. The one passed on and asked to know no more; Theother's wife all niht, with pity brave, 1 hit neighbor's dying child was bending o'er. And never deeming it was much she gave. Oh' God forgive us that we dare to ask Solace of costless gifts and fruitless sighs! Scorn on the sigh that shuns the unwel come t.i.sk. The dole tlut lacks the salt of sacrifice t gilded palm the crushing weight can lilt; No soo-hing sigh the maddening woe rail cure; 'Tii u,ve that jjives its wealth to every gift ; 1:1 would the poor man fare without the poor. A FUU KOMASCE. It was uiia-niorawg m fair Loudon town. It might have be-n night-fall in the City of the Clouds for all outward evidence to the contrary. Masses of dingy vapor rolled up against the window-panes, stirred now and then by a sooty little breeze, from nowhere in particular, that disirsed them not, only made a little black eddy and de parted. Indoors it felt at once hot, clammy, choking and smutty. The loom ; airy and spacious. It was one 1 the best privaft sitting-rooms Langham had to offer. Imogen Itay had just declared "It felt like a chimney on lire beihg put out with wet blankets.." Mm was leaning against the window-frame as she spoke, gazing into the grimy sea of vajKir, half-interestedly, balf-abstract-ed!y. She was very beautif ul even by that hideous light; with the singular beauty only found on the farther shores of the Atlantic : delicate, fragile and marvellously brilliant. S.e looked like a poem, a melody, an artist's dream. She was a matter-of-fact, business-like danisel,pract'cal and self-reliant as became a citizen of "Airth's greatest nation." Her com panion was leisurely finishing his break fast. He might have been a dignitary of the Church by his dress. His stal wart build, and a general suggestion of open air life that pervaded him, seemed to indicate a sailor or a colonist, but the noble, intellectual head, with its silken mane of snowy hair, the massive fea tures with their curious expression of indolent shrewdness could belong to nciie but the original of the face that smirktd in the Gnqihic and scowled in rWie Illustrated on the side-table, and had been for the past week decorating the photographers' windows in vei) ui xed couipany ; the face of the teiu- poiary lion of Loudon literary society, ehe irreat lrans-At .antic poet, punoso- pher and critic, Everard Holt, whom the liteiaiy world aforesaid had for the past week been delighting to honor. You have rcur wish at hist, Inio ten," he said; '-this is q uiie a Ioudon iar .ieular ' according to Guppy. Yes. I thought we should lose s..iiH-rhiiiir if welett without a fog but 1 have got a thicker one than I ex pec ted here." Sneaking, she glanced out In the din i'!h-u :md in at asuuaie enveloiie which sii lie.d daintily and respectfully. It was fastened by a big red seal bearing a coat of arms and a coronet, at which si. lrlanced with an admiration un worthy her rice. "This is a gloomy ending to our holi- dav. dear." said Everard, looking towards her anxiously. He looked towards her. not at her, tliMPhv iietravinz what rjuiny of his casual acQuaintauces Jiever perceived, that he was blind totally, hopelessly blind from some accident late in his life at the very zenith of his popularity and usefulness. He had accepted the calamity characteristically, tried pa tiently and fairly every possible means of recovery, men, uiese railing, wiui the ume zet with which he had been wiit to turn to some fresh branch of study, he had applied himself to the mastery of every art ana device o w hich the lost sense nnght be supplied. He had a marvelous memory and a curiously sensitive nervous organization and he had Imogen, his loving, de voted adopted child. -Nothing can spoil our holiday, or our home coming," she added quickly. "From r.rst to lat all has been pleas antness." 'And you don't regret the old coun try in your heart of hearts?" 'I am verv glad to have been bere and seen England and English peo le lor mvself ; but my heart of hearts is and aiwavs will be American. Oh, it's good to think that in a fortnight more we shall be ui.i'.er the Chislehurst elms Everard and Imogen had sent a year wandering happily about Europe to gether, tlight-seeiug, making friends, collecting materials tor anew work and a course of lectures, and finding them selves welcome and honored every where by Everard 's brethern of the great craft of Ixwk-making. What time do we leave this ?" Ev erard asked presently. "Not till live," Imogen replied rather disiuallv, "and I've packed my last scrap aud read you every line worth reading in all the papers, and there's nothing left to do but sit and long for some fresh air after all last night's elo quence till the fog rises. Ugh I how it stems to close one in and strangle one. "Fogs after all have their hunts." faid Everard. "it is jiossible, I believe, to go right through aud find light and free air beyond. Should you like to try. law all ready." "So am I, but stop -let me put up your things first and start with a ch ar conscience." "You are too late for once, oh most scrupulous of guardian angels. I have packed. Did it myself in a fit of inde pendence aud consulted the chamber maid on the result. She says i have ieft nothing out and made a beautiful job of it." "Uncle, are you tired of me?" with a iiaiued ring of reproach iu her voice. "Imogen, are you jealous of your antiioritv over me. and afraid or my ascertaining the limits of my powers ? There is better work in the world for von. mv dear, than playing aog-in-a- string to a blind old man ; and when it comes, I want you to feel that though I prize your love ana service oeyouu an ehw nn earth. I can live without you. my darling." He spoke slowly, as if watz-iiinff to detect some sign ol her 0 mood. "Now eet ready. In ten minutes, if you can," he ended briskly, starting up 1 i-:.... A.uw TIia vaitr W diawn 8forwa"rd IZdtohoU wue breakfast accessories, and Ever- ard, ignorant of the change, came heav ily against it. He laughed, ascertained with rapid touch that nothing was overset or injured, and left the room lightly. Imogen, knowing his ways, did not attempt to interfere or assist, but stood aside watching him with a loving wistful look in her shiniug eyes. "Do without me one of these days I He cant, with all his pretence, and he shall never be asked ; never, never 1 My darliug uncle, the liest. noblest, wisest of men. It is only too much honor for a stupid little thing like me to be permitted to give him my life's best love and he lias it." She winked away a bright little tear from her long lashes laughed a little, and drew out of the big envelope a decidedly mascu line looking epistle, iu bold black char acters, with a big scrawly signature ou the last page, "Geiald Adare." It looks plain enough and easy enough to answer," mused she, "and it's neither one or the other." "lie says" running hastily over the con tents "he relies on me to tell him whether he may really avail himself of my uncle's invitation to Chislehurst. If so, he thinks of starting at once for the States, bv the same steamer as our selves, if possible. He is at Liverpool awaiting; my reply, &c. Now what does it mean, or what will he under stand by my auswer ? He used to talk of wishing to see America, aud i..haps of settling down there, though uncle only laughed at the notion ; and now it seems as if he were in earnest. If I wiite him a cool little note telling him what is strictly true that the doc tors recommended perfect restand quiet to uncle for some time to come ; if I gently put him off for the present, why, it will be for good aud all. 1 teel it. Some other fancy will come between us and there will be the end of our friend ship. I Late to think it i I don't mind saving so when nobody can hear me. Shall I sav 'Come r He'll come fast enough. He'll see our beautiful home aud what Americans are at their best ; not the rubbish that disgraces our na tion all over Europe. He'll understand then what my dear uncle is a prophet that has honor in his ow n country ; and If he comes, he'll never go away again. Why should he ? He says he is a cosmopolitan, with no local preju dices (unless he has one in favor of the place where we happen to be tounai he hates his Irish estates and his title, and would gladly hear the last of both one and the other. Shall I say 'Come'? and vet " Here Everard's footstep was audible, ana hastily concealing the letter, Imo gen hurried on her hat and Newmarket and went to meet nun. "Which way ?" he asked, as they is sued from the portico on to the greasy navemeut. "This way looks the clearest. If you keep straight on and then turn right rouud and come back we can't be lost," argued Imogen in her iguorauce. and they started. Unfortunately they came to a street which did not go straight on. "Well, we can take this left turning aud keep straight aloug here. It cer tainly grows lighter at the end." They groped on cautiously, guided by the area railings. Then came a noisy cross- ins of some main thoroughfare. Imo gen looked at Everard doubtfully and turned to the left again rather than at tempt to pil t him over. It was grow ing brighter, fading from dim to paie copper color ; there must be sun some where, and in the distance was a ; glimpse of trees, that Imogen decided must be "one of tiie parks," but which turned out to be an unknown square. Then a policeman, against whom they ran blindly, helped Everard across a street and put them in the direct road home which proved to be by such dis reputable back stieets that Imogen got alarmed and made for the first open space. Then the fog lifted, showing a large c ear street with something like a cab stand at the far end, and along it they sped merrily. "Why we've got home without know ing it; there's Portland Place down that turning," cried Imogen; delighted. "It doesn't seem like our part of the world," said Everard, who had the ears of a trapper ; "but places sound diiur ent iu tins atmosphere." " e shall come toa name presently." Down swooped the fog again before the words left Imogeu's lips, and when they got to a name it was one tuey nau never heard of. The situation was be coming monotonous. It had been amusiug enough at first, when tha brighter atmosphere seenieu to ne at the end of every street they turned into, while Everard made guesses at places aud people, like a schoolboy play ing blind-man's buff, and laughed at his guide's helplessness. Xow he was silent and Imogen auxioas. It was giowing thicker aud thicker, till even her way-mark, the area railings, failed her if she lost hold of them, aud had to be recovered by groping. She felt Ev erard drag on her arm as she led him, and his face, as well as she could make it out, looked diawa and overspread with a hue she had learnt to mistrust. "What are we to do?" she asked, trying to laugh. "I can't turn back in search of the cab-stand. 1 forgot how many turnings we have passed.aud pol'cemen seem to have vanished from the face of the earth." One o'clock boomed from an invisi ble church s eeple. "It's quite a new part of the town," she went on; "large houses, and no shops." "We must bate come far out west without knowing lt.aud I never thought of bringing the wraps." si. stood nerulexed. leaning against the railings of a large house looming ulnft tlirimirh the murK. "I'll tell you w hat I can do I I'll ring and ask our way. uy uiun 1 1 uiiu nt that sooner r" a ml iid the steps she led him and gave a vigorous pull at the bell. A f.Kitinan answ. red it promptly. v are lost in the fog " said Imo- tren : "can you direct us to the Lang- ham Hotel?" Th man's face trrew doubtful. I dont know that I can, miss. It's a good long way from here but I w ill inquire." "Xo; if It's far off, tell me where I can iret a cab." "Well, if you go straight on, turn to th ritrht. and take the trura . street w your right again, you may find one on the stand or, there's Toke's livery stables close by." ""V "That's better." But a glance at Everard made her Is there any one in the house who can go for me. and let us wait nere t" Thomas stared at the audacious pro- " . i ,.tl,.rif Ur can some one auow mo mo and i U,t this VZd'tfbreUa. Thomas had heefd of umbrella- snatcliers, overcoat thieves, and looked as if it were worth more than his place to fall into that arrangement either. However, Thomas was young and impressionable, and Imogen's face aud voice worked on his tender heart. "I'll inquire, miss." Aud, crafty in his way. he went with his story, not to the respectable old butler just then crossing the hall, butshatp to the right, through uiorn-iug-tooui and library, to his young mis tress' own sitting-room. He was back in two minutes with "M-s Langton's compliments, aud will you and the gentleman please step in.' 1 hey gladly followed him as he re trace! his way through the softly-car peted, richly-furnished rooms to the veiy heart and centre of the house's comfort and luxury. A long, low room. lighted by a silver lamp at the far end, near which, on a couca, lay a girlish figure. 1 cannot rise to receive you," she spoke iu a sharp, though musical voice; please excuse me aud come and sit down." Imogen felt, as she approached, the keen, exhaustive gaze of a pair of the brightest, darkest eyes she had ever met yes disproportionately large for a tiny, eager white face. She found Ev erard a seat, aud then said : "We are iu great dithculties, aud all through my foolhardiuess. Will you help us ?" W ith pleasure. 1 hear you want a guide and a messenger ; you shall have oue directly. Was it not odd ? 1 was just lying speculating ou what I should do if 1 were out alone in the fog, when your ring came." The bright eyes ir.vl lett imogeu aud wandered oil to Everard, who now moved within the circle of the lainp ligbt, "I excuse me," she faltered, sud denly excited, "but may I not know your name, please" "Everaid Holt." "I knew it." she said triumphantly, producing a large photograph from au envelope. "My uncle brought uie home this last night. He was at Willis's Kooius." "Was he not Colonel Pyers-Lloyd, who returned thauks for the army r" "Xow how could you possibly tell that ? e are not at all alike." "I cannot judge of your faces, but vour voices are the same." She clapped her hands in a gleeful, childish fashlou. "Delinhtf ul I You recognized the Welsh accent. How pleased he will be ! Don't you know he wa there as the representative of Cymric poetry. aud he has more titles than you would care to hear as a bard " "I know his translations well, and Lave read his monograph ou Cymric versification." "You must stay and see him. He will be home to luncheon, and will never forgive me if I let you go. Ycu will stay. I will order the carnage as soon alter as you please." Eveard wailed for Imogen to reply, w hich she did with quite unreasonable hesitation. Miss Laugton was in earn est. Her uncle acquiescent, it would be utterly aud supeiriuously ungracious to decline her request. She could not accent with her wouted grace! ul frank uess. though she tried to be cordial. She was transferred to the charge of .a sedate maid, w ho assisted her to re move her wraps aud the traces of fog aud soot through which she had been suui;linr. aud freshly priukel and smiling she relumed to her hostess. "I wonder what ails me ?" she assed herself, as from the room door she be held her uncle and iliss Lanzion in iuu tide of talk. "Why does the air of this ulace thrill me into a fever of self consciousness? I could fancy Miss Langton the dark lady that all fortune tellers are agreed shall cross my pain i Absurd. ' The dark bright eyes, charged with their curious magnetic attractiou,rested on her as she advanced, and she blushed like an em arrassed schoolgirl. I he servants entered directly alter, wuu Drenarations for luncheon, which was laid on a table within reacu or miss Lamrton's couch. Imogen sat sileiitly observant. Her traiuing in art bad been thorough enough to teach her the value of her surroundings. Each de tail of the room seemed to have been specially chosen by someone of a very peculiar taste, with money enougn to irratifv it. The n.cKenug ure oi sceniea woou . . . . , on the wide heartu gnmmereu over carved wood, wrought brass, rare china, curiously mingled tmts or color. screen of exotics masking the street's ugliness, aud thegilt-and leather of the sumptuous bindings. liooks were everywhere, and piles of papers, stands of engravings aud photographs, all clustered round the -central figure of the eirlish mistress of the house, at whom Imogen had hardly ventured to elance at first. She was young ; much younger at the second glance ; at the third glance, handsome. The original type of the face, fine and noble, worn aud shrunken by long continued pain or care that had drawn fretted lines be tween the eyebrows, and curved the lius distressfully. A cloud of dusky hair was swept back and upwards and secured bv two eolden pins. Her dress was a loose gown ot dark crimson vel vet, edged with grey fur, from the sleeves of which her tiny waxen hands peeped out, weighted by one massive gold ring. Hhe presided gracefully at the table. on which the china and glass were art studies, and each piece of plate worthy a separate line in a collector's cata logue. Colonel Pyers-Lloyd did not appear, and nobody missed him. Everard, his momentary famtness passed away, was bright and interested, He feit the influence of the surround ing atmosphere (not to speak of the luncheon being the perfection or gooa cheer), touched the beautiful things about him delicately aud appreciatively, listening to Miss Langton's few words of clear description and luncheon over fell into one of his happiest moods of talk, that an admiring biographer would have given all his spare cash to over hear. Imogen was courteously inciuu ed in the conversation, but she soon sink into silent thought. Mie had never seen her uncle so completely at his best in Btrange company, frank and pleasant as he al ways was. Miss Lang ton though saying bttle, seemed to draw him on by some mysterious sym pathy, from general topics to personal experiences, tm Imogen usieneu won- denngly to his stories of long-past strug gles, and cherished aspirations, thoughts, fancies, successes, failures; sacred things, that she had not dared to toucn had onlv crazed on from afar with rev- ence, brought for the handling of this curious stranger. "She is playing upon him the witch I I hate her. How can she do it. though?" and she resumed her study, half in admiration, half in re pugnance. "She could bewitch me, too, if she thought it worth while,'' she admitted later on, reluctantly. The afternoon slid on imperceptibly. Everard. worn out by latigue and un usual excitement, laid his head bwk in his large arm-chair and slept. Miss Langton smiled a pretty kind smile it was and gently lowered her lamp, then pointed to a low chair by her couch, invitingly. Imogeu slipied into it, unwilling, but drawn by the sjieii or the dark, speaking eyes. She held hers averted in silence for a moment, and then a soft little hand stole round her neck, aud a kiss from two burning lips dropied on her forehead. xou are so beautitui, so loving and so true; he has told me all about you, and now I am going to make you at wretched as 1 am mjself." Aud Imo geu felt the dash of hot tears ou ht r cheek. Imogen sat trembling, waiting for the next words. When they came not, she timidly lifted her eyes. Miss Lamrton was Ivmir back on her couch, her hands clasped hard over her breast, her lips moving silently. "Do you love him?" she asked sharp ly, with a glance at Everad's noble placid face. "Dearly, oearly. lie has been more than a father to me all my life. I am not his niece. I am nothing to liiiu but a friendless, nameless, little out cast waif, that he picked up." And you are ready to leave him for so poor a thing as Gerald Adare?" Miss Langton drew forward a small stand on which stiod a miniature easel. A large photograph was there, a por trait of a tall, handsome young niau, leaning against a tree, holding a great Irish deer hound in a leash. Yes. he is a poor thing but mine own mine own," she murmured, and turned again tolmogem "1 ouknow ltr" "That is Mr. Adare Lord Adare, l mean." "Where did you meet him?" "At a table d'hote at Prague " "I understand," very dryly. "When did you see him last?" "In Paris, hist month." Ami Imo gen felt the letter rustle guiltily in her pocket. "Aud now he lsgoiugto the states?" "I am not the ruler of his actio is," cried the poor harrassed beauty, fairly roused. "He may go it he likes, and 1 dare say he wilL I hojie so. 1 don't call him a poor thing, if you do." Miss Laugton lay silent; when she spoke it was calmly and sadly. "Yeu must let me tell you all 1 cau about your cousiu Gerald. He was my father's ward, but he lived with his mother, for six months out of every year. He was a loveable, pretty little man, and we were laitiuui ai lies on uie whole. I drove him to persist in going to Eton, and lie did fairly welL Then came Oxford, with less credit. I fumed and raged at the rejiorts that reached us, aud at last worried my .father into taking me to see him at college, and speaking my mind, as of yore. He lis tened to mv exhortations with a dif ference. 'Maudie,' he said, when I had done, 'will you take me for good and all, and make something of me?' Such a happy time followed. :eveu long years ago, my dear. Seven long years! We were to have been married when he left Oxford with a resieciabie dearee but then came my father's ill ness and death, lou know Gerald is a large landowner in the west of Ire land. Lord Adare's will had left everything in his wife's power until Gerald should come of age. iiy only comfort was m Gerald s promises: ' e will work together, there, Maudie. Only wait till I have the power and you to teach me how to use it.' Castle Adare is a black spot on the face of the country yet. e should have mar ried on his coming of age, but Lady Adare fell ill. She didn't die, only kept him wandering about the Conti nent for three years, men ne came back to me. All was in readiness; dresses, breakfasts, settlements, every tlune in readiness for his return two davs before the wedding. He would hardly let me out of his sight w nen ne came at last, I see his face now as he stood at the foot of the staircase the nieht before, looking up after me. Good night.' he called, and something else which I could not hear; I turned to listen, slipped souieliow. aud then remember a long, loug space of time, when I felt myself falling and heard the rinzinz crash on the marble floor of the lamp I carried before the shock came, and all was blank blackness. They said it was an injury to the brain; then some biternal displacement; it was smne. nerves 1 don t Know wuar. only knew in the short flashes of con sciousness between long intervals ot speechless torture, that they gave me very little longer to live. Xever mind the story of the black time. I don't want to trade ou your sympathies." Imogen stole one tiny hand into Miss Langton's, but kept silence. "Gerald behaved perfectly. Ahl my dear, think what it must have been to both of us when the terrible discovery was made that I was eoiug to live. I forced his freedom on him and sent him from me. I bid him never to return unless I sent for him, and he has obeyed me. Do you know Dr. J uuus Coie? He is a countryman of yours. Charletan or none, his cures have been marvellous. and I resolved to try him. In six months I could use my arms, In a year he says I shall be as well and strong as ever I was in my life. Dr. Cope has iust returned from Paris. He met you there and Gerald, and. jtola me w hat he heard. Surely, I sa'd, Providence gives me one chance more, if I can stoop to beg my lover back from her, Give him to me, Imogen; you are young beautiful happy in your home." So she pleaded with an impetuous rush of words that checked all reply from Imogen. The two girls had clasued bauds and were silent for an instant, Maud from exhaustion, Imo gen seeking words, a meiaucnoiiy lit tle smile tutting across ner pretty nps. "How do I know that he is my lover? ne has never told me so, and shall never be tempted to do so. I think could have made him love me, perhaps and I should have liked to try but Maud, I never could have loved him as you do." "Send a letter, dear, and let me go home to write mine. Here, take and read this ; it is all that' baS ever passed between us," and she tossed the crim son-sealed envelope into Maud's lap, Everard stirred, yawned, and sud denly sat up. "Imogen I Miss Langton I "What have I been doing ?" "Xo harm, dear uncle the carriage has only just tome to the door, and Miss Langton ana I have been very hatpy." "Why It is clear," cried Everard, ril ing and drawing a lull breafH, "And starlight," said Imogen. "You said there were limits to every fog, and light aud freedom on the other side of it. Good-bye, Maudie." "God bless you, Imogen." SjmnlMl Uola. Keceutly a venerable-looking old gen tleman, with fast-whitening full beard, thick gray hair, eyes shrouded by sjiec tacles, aud the respectable dress of a well-to-do fanner lectured in Galves ton, Texas. The old gentleman was the exoiient of the most visionary of theories in regard to the Arctic regions. He was Mr. Auiericus Symmes, son of John Cleve Symmes, who, iu 1324. pub lished a little book promulgating a theory. The multitude knew it only In connection with Syuuues's Hole, the grolesqueness of that idea fasUniug it (irmly upon the popular mind Mr. Hvmmes says: I come before you in obedience to my father's diug re quest that I would keep an eye ou arctic explorations and see how they would bear out his theory. I have done so. 1 have watched the explorations of Lieutenant Greely, and they certain ly bear out what the world of scientists has long called a visionary idea. They fought that theory, as exemplified in this little book. It was published by my father In 1824, and was then gladly sold at $1 a volume. Xow it cau be got nowhere for less than $12, if, in deed, a copy is anywhere for sale. I know of but one man iu this city w ith oue. aud he would not take $-0 for it. 'According to my father's theory. the earth is hollow, globular and open at the poles. The shell of the earth is about lOUU miles thick, and the dis tance from verge to verge of the shell at the oenings is about 1500 miles. The edge of the verge is about 7iP north latitude, and it is the coldest lace ou earth. When you advance over that you can see very clearly, and the temperature becomes much war mer. At about frJ north latitude is the true magnetic pole, and when you get at 82 the pole is behind you. You are then going south, and will see large nocks of wild birds and great numbers of wild animals. This is very different from the Newtonian theory, which places the magnetic pole at tKP north latitude, which is now supposed to be surrounded with eterm.1 Ice aud is the coldest spot on eartlu 'Now, for the proofs. Greely in his explorations found the weather to be growing warmer as he weut further uorth. People will believe Greely, but not Xordeuskjold, Tuttle, Sarben aud lggius. They went very far north, aud found a laud ou which grew big trees,where tnere were warm water and large rivers. Nordenslj Id thought it was Siberia. Wiggins found the same country inhabited by a strange people. How could he have found these people if he had not been going so ith and if it had not been in the hollow of the earth? Where could they have come out if they had continued to go if not at the south pole? Captaiu Wiggins, Tuttle and Sarben all saw these people. and they asked them how they came there. It was a wonderful country, with multitudes of game, elephants, mastodons, gold mines, men seven and eight feet high and women nearly as large. 1 hey asked him how he came there and were very friendly. 'Greely made several excursions. The further north he went the milder became the climate, and once he saw a valley sixty miles wide aud full of game. Don't that compare with Symines's theory? The next trip lie took he found tue further he went the milder became the weather. He waded brooks and swam rivers. How does that compare with Newton, who says this is a place of great cold? And yet people won't believe in Symmes. They won't come and let me convice them. I stand solitary aud alone, the only believer. "Newton says the pole is surrounded by the ice; Symmes by au open sea. Explorers didu t know what to do when they found the magnetic pole. On Captain Parry's third voyage he took reindeer, and thought to gain the north pole over the ice or perish. He found the weather growing warmer, the ice thinner and streams of water abundant. At 80 degrees he found the water flow ing with a stiff current. How could that be if it didn't go in at one pole and out at the other? Look at the fish al ways going south aud never returning. At'82 degrees 40 minutes Captain Parry couldnt find a cake of ice strong enough to bear him up, and the sun was so but it melted the pitch in his boats. When he got past 80 degrees the compass flickered and pointed be hind him. He was passing the magne tic pole. And so it was with Captain Koss, Dr. Kane, Captaiu Hull and others. All found an open sea. Cap taiu Symmes, then a resident of New port, petitioned Congress to send him out on an expedition, but was ignored. Had lie gone he would nave found the open sea and that country where Greely says he spent two such pleasant years. He says it was the paralise of the north. Captain Symmes said that the magnetic pole was at 80 degrees, and beyond that, at 83 degrees, the land which he called Symmeszonia." Advlo. to Ola Men. Don't presume on your age. Don't be vain of your handsome gray hair and whiskers. Don't get yourselves up as models of propriety in public and get full of booz in private. Dont think because young men are young they are fools. They probably are, but yoa were young once your self. ' ' Don't take the front seats at ballet shows. Your bald heads reflect the light unpleasantly. Don't say vulgar things before ladies and excuse yourself on the ground thai you are old enough to be their fathers. Don't forget that age must respect itself before it can command it troni others. Don't sour the world on you by sour ing yourself on the world. Don't fool with temptation. Dont be too wise. Don't try to make love. The old fools are the biggest fools. Don't make your love for the world make you forget that a man never getf too old to die. Don't try to be a boy. Your grand sons wiL, attend to that part of the business- Richmond, Texas has a mule only three feet seven inches high. Ax old gardener says 'My advice to those who raise their own vegetable is to raise your own plants. They will give better satisfaction than those yoa buy of the professional plant grower, bo starts them in a hot-bed." Uur-3lKHtel Folks. "You have no idea of the number of absurd things that happen in our busi ness," said a salesman in the store of a prominent optician. "Net long ago a well known Third street broker, whose ideas of life go but a little way beyond margins and futures, walked briskly in and said that he wanted a pair of 'gold siiectacles. There were a number of frames lying on the counter at the time and iu a business like way he began tn ing them on. Finally he got a pair that apparently suited him, aud, after inquiring the price, walked to the door and looked out into the street. "These are excelleut," he said, "I can almost see the print ou the paper tliat gentlemen is reading on the plat form of the car going down the street- " He threw down a $3 note and was about to rush from the store. He was rather crestfallen when I called him back aud asked whether he wanted glasses in the frame or not. "There's an old fellow, a regular habitue of the Mercantile Library, who has his glasses changed on an average twelve times a year. Oculists rarely order changes in glasses inside of two years. Every day at a certain hour the old gentleman comes down the street and, stopping iu front of the door.peers back into the sb re at the test card, on which are priuted those large black let ters. If he experiences any trouble in discerning the characters he at once has his glasses changed and goes away contented. Not long since the mis chievous store boy, learning that he was on his way down here to make his daily test of bis optics, pasted a piece of tissue paper over the card, thus giving the letters to a person standing at a distance a blurred appearance. Dismay spread over the old man's face as he squinted at the card. After taking off Ins glasses and wiping them vigorously he carefully adjusted them and made another effort to decipher the character and failing to do so satisfactorily came bursting in, amazed at the sudden change in his sight. Meanwhile the tissue paper had been taken from the card and when the examination was made for new glasses his own.of course, were found to be all right. But, not fully satisfied, he retired to the pave ment aud as lie was wont to do daily, took his long distance scrutiny, which apparently gave him satisfaction, for he scratched his head and meditatively aud with a puzzled look resumed his stroll down the street." At this juncture two fashionably dressed young ladies entered and the communicative salesman was for some minutes absent. "Now there's another case," he said, as he leaned over the show-case after the fair customers had departed. "Those ladies wanted artificial eyes, but of course we could not accommo date them. Fashion has everything to do with these odd freaks. Both of these young women have as sound eyes as either you or I. Oue of them said she wanted artificial blue eyes and when I set the case of glass substitutes before her said emphatically that they would not do. I informed her that they wert of the very best quality and a very good article. Then with some embarrass meut she told me that she wanted a pair of delicate glass optics to wear over her own. She had had her hair which was presumably black b!e;iched to an ultra blonde hue and of course wanted eyes to complete her en semble. I smilingly told her that such a thing was impossible. She said she bad read that the ladies in Paris had adopted this method, the invention having been made by a skilful French optician. Of course that was all bosh and probably a story started by some inventive newspaper usan." "IX yoa have much of a demand for aruhcial eyes? ' "The demand is very lively and seems to be increasing each year. It springs from accidents and advanced myopia. Yes, we have fitted them to children, but they are never fitted to a child under seven years old. There is no truth whatever iu the statement that artificial eyes have reached such perfection that they move just like an ordinary eye. In some cases where the artificial eye fits the socket neatly it will move when the socket moves, but not without the aid of mechanism. Davis, of New York, manufactures the best eyes, which are made of the Quest quality of glass. The demand for hazel eyes seems the greatest. "Next to the artificial eyes comes the single eyeglasses. They retail at 75 cents each, and are purchased mainly by professional people and the dudes who grace the corridors of prominent hotels. Some swell reporters have caught the craze of late. The single glasses do not aid in the sight in the least. They are made of ordinary glass and are simply an affectation borrowed from the English. An Australian Intoxicant. Their own stimulent, kava, they con tinue to use in great quantities, and many of the Europeans have contracted a liking for it- All the Wlirrapans have a taste of it, and marvel that any white man can acquire a penchant for such stuff. Its flavor resembles soap suds more than anything else one can com pare it with. The root used is botani caliy known as that of the piper methis ticurn; it is hard and woody, hence the object of Uie chewing which liberates the juices of the roots more freely than any other process. Europeans grate tha rmr. atii! nnnnrl it. hilt, arlmit thnt the liquor is not equal to the chewed, In Samoa the preparation of the kava bowl is attended with very great cere- mony, only the young unmarried girls being allowed to chew it. The root is cut up into fine pieces and the girls who are directed by the prettiest of them, first rinse their mouths, take up a piece, and when sufficiently masticated ' and formed into a ball, spit it into the bowl. The chief girl then calls for water, and after washing her hands directs one of her companions to pour on the water while she stirs the root with her hand. When enough water is in and the tails are properly mixed with the ingredient, she takes up a strainer made of fibres of the hibiscus, and passes it from side to side of the bowL When the strainer is, saturated she lifts it high above the old negro turns aside and takes a by bowl and squeezes the balls through the ; path. The boy shouts, the old negro strainer in her hand. This is continued ' does not hear him. Anether hour.that until the kava bowl is ready. It is con- seems an age, draws itself along. Ue tended by some of the Europeans who hears a wagon. lie is almost wild with use chewed root that the mastication ' joy. The dnver. though a surly fellow is perfectly dry and is a mere crushing ( lifts the bag up, and the boy happy and process, but of course an amount of i thankful, is rescued just at a time when saliva nu it get incorporated in the pro- j he does not think that he could stand cess. The medicinal properties of kava it a moment longer, are tonic and nervous sedative, and it r , is to these effects, and not to lta flavor, There are 1,652 ckrks In tte Pen that the taste for the drink arises. 'oa office at Waahingboiv, B.onaiun-up-' Cattla. The busy times on the plains are con fined to the round-up seasons, of which there are nominally two. although the first, which begins about May 'M and coutiuutes until June 1, and the secoi.d commencing some three weeks later and continuing well into August, are so nearly together that they might well be called one season. At these round ups, certain designated men, accompa nied by a foreman or captain, start from some given point and travel over a l the ranges in their distnet. They take with them wagons containing sup plies sufficient for their probable stay, and the brands of every owner in the district. As the work is very severe upon the horses, especially in "cutting eut" from the herd, each man has from six to eight horses, riding one, herding the others, aud driving them aloug with the wagons. In active work a horse should be changed every three or four hours, and the rider, when he feels that his animal is exhausted, rides up to the herd, lassoes another, and quickly changing the saddle, sets his tired horse free. At the round-up all the cattle in the district are gathered together in one vast herd and driven to the rendez vous near the centre of the district. The work of identification and brand ing the calves then begins. The owner ship or the calves is ascertained from the braud of the mother, and a similar brand is placed upon the offspring. It happens, however, that in numer ous instances the calves become separa ted from their mothers, and it Is a mat ter of impossibility to ascertain their owners. Thess estrays are called "mavericks." and become the joint pro perty of the association of the round-up district in which they are found. These mavericks are, by a rule of the Colorado association, sold to the highest bidders among their members at the end of the season, and the proceeds paid in the general fund provided for the mainten ance of the organization. The receipts thus realized friquently amount into the handsome sum of from 3,1.00 to 15,000 per year in each district. Al the sec ond later round-up the same branding process is carried out, and the addition al feature of "gathering beef" is added. This consists in selecting such cattle as are in desirable condition for shipment, and may include all of the different brands. An inventory is made of the cattle so selected, and a copy forwarded to the different Inspectors and agents along the line of route the cattle will be driven or carried to market, as well as to the parties to whom they are con signed. When the cattle are gathered and the branding of the calves comple ted, the work of separating the herds begins, and the difficult task of placing the cattle of each brand in separate herds is accomplished. These are then dnven to their proper ranges by the herders. The round-up party, which is in con siderable numbers, is generally accom panied by a man or men from each sur rounding district and from the adjacent States aud Territories, who are f uruish nl with all the brands of their districts jr States, and who are present for the purpose of identifying any cattle which aaay have strayed from the ranches of Dther districts. Owing to the seeming facility with which this class ot proper ty might be stolen, the greatest precau tions are taken, of course, to prevent Kittle stealing, and to this end the po lice and inspection service is rendered is nearly perfect as possible. There are employed in Coloradoalone upwards of 30 stock inspectors or detectives.who are coustautlv travelling over the State, examining hides in butchering estab lishments, and inspecting brands, espec ially at shipping points. Their opera tions, however, are not confined to this Mate alone, but extend to all points whence cattle are shipied. Some are stationed at Kansas City, Omaha, Paci fic Junction on the Burlington and Missouri, aud other points on the routes to market. These men exercise the right to examine all manifests and compare them with the brands of the cattle shipieil, and also with lists which they have with them. If they discover in the shipment dif ferent brands from those on the mani fests they cause the arrest of the ship per, if they believe the animals stolen; otherwise they demand and receive payment for the strange brands, and turn over the amounts so received to the proir owners, so that with an honest ?nforeement of this rule cattle stealing is next to impossible. To Mill on Horseback. Down In Arkansas they still send a boy to mill on horseback. "There are few sights more sugges tive of hopeful patience than that of a boy sitting on a bag of wheat that has fallen from his horse, ne starts to mill joyously. The great event in the life of a young country boy is to be entrust ed with a milling exidition. He sleeps very little the night before the journey, so active is his mind concerning the prospective trip. His father helps him on the horse and he sits on the bag as proud of his position as a king is of his throne. Every object along the lovely road interests him. He plucks the blooms from the dog-wood, and almost falls off when the horse reaches around to bite himself. He rides into the creek to let the horse drink, and spits at the minnows that swim around. After he goes up the bank, on the opposite side of the stream, and pursues his course along the road, he notices with alarm that the bag is slipping to one side. He sits still further over to make the bag b tlance, but yet he is not satisfied, for it keeps on sliding to one side, and at last it falls off. He cannot restrain his tears, and though he knows that be . cannot lift one end, yet he tugs at the bag. The old horse snorts, nibbles the grass and lashes the boy across the eyes with his tail. "Whoa, you old fool!" aud the disconsolate little fellow weeps afresh. He cannot leave the hag. fear ing that some one will steal it. He must wait the tardy coming cf a passer- . by. He bears the sound of hoofs and he listens intently, while the swelling buds of hope burst into full bloom. He is doomed to disappointment, for the j horse has no rider. Thunder rumbles J in the distance and he will get wet. At , last he sees an old negio coming along. His heart beats h'gh with hope. The NEWS IN BRIEF. The Thugs were suppressed in India in 1530. There are 50,19ti postoilices in the Unite! States. Florida now has within its limits 1202 miles of railway. It Is estimated that one voter in seven cannat write. Bavaria has a beer brewery to every 1000 of her inhabitants. A 95-year-old resident of New Bedford, Mass., rides a bicycle. A fashionable revolt against late dinners is reported from London. Two gallons of alcohol can be mane from a bushel cf coru or rye. g Queen Victoria during her reign has added 18-5 titles to the jieerage. One animal in every 10 dies in the cattle cars between Chicago and New York. The annual payroll of the United States Government amounts to J20.000, 836.95. Truf.l;s are found in California under the oak trees, at a depth of oue or two feet. Dried orange peels are now being used in Paris as a substitute for kind ling wood. In fifty-six years Mexico has had fifty-four presidents, one emperor aud oue regency. The milk supplied iu Boston lias; improved in quality under the new milk inspection law. A twelve-year-old girl in Nevada, herself an expert shot, has opened a shooting gallery. Female students are to be allowed' to compete for positions as surgeous iu the Paris hospitals. It is illegal to catch lobsters in the waters of Maine between August 15 and November 15. - A common sign in Britisli India eads: "Animals of all kinds stuffed ou the shortest notice." The coming corn crop is estimated at 1,207,000,000 bushels, fifty per cent, greater than last year. An early autumn Is Indicated by rich various colored tints in foliage in many rural localities. The French Senate has voted to abolish the offering of prayer at the beginning or its service. Three lepers live within a radius of 10 miles of Granite Falls, in Yellow Medicine county, Minn. A former citizen of Georgia, his daughter, and two sons all died on August 4 in different years. The peanut crop or Virginia will reach 2,500,000 bushels, an increase ol 30 per cent, over last year. Southern people are beginning to use the Tennessee mountains somewhat extensively as a summer resort. In 17s the Bunk of England issu ed small silver pieces wortn five shil lings; they were called bank tokens. The French savings bank now con tain an aggregate of over seventy-two aud a half millions of pounds sterling. On an average, twenty-four post age stamps to each person wire sold in the United States during the last fiscal year. Berlin oculists as,rt that the dust from the elevated railroads has added nve per cent, to the profits of their pro fession. No less than fifty-seven exposi tions, it Is said, are to be held n the United States during the remainder of the year. There are said to be more than a quarter of a million women in London w ho work with their needles for a bar subsistence. One hundred and fifty thousand dollars is estimated as the sum spent daily in the twenty-five thousand beei shois of Paris. The wheat crop of the world fot 1S84 is estimated at 520.000,000 bushel! or 100.000,01 J bushels more than last year's harvest. Because they couida't get along with the Chief of the Department, th firemen of Gaiuesville, Texas, recently resigned in a body. Greek fire was invented by Callin icus, an engineer of Heliopoils in Syria, in the seventh century, to de stroy Uie Saracens' ships. Thirty thousand two-horse buckets are employed in the business of New York city, upwards of $20,000,000 an invested in this industry. A girl only 17 years old was arrest ed in Boston a day or two ago for bigamy, and she admitted that she had two husbands, both living. The Falls of Foyers, in Scotland, is 200 feet high, and Niagara 104 feet. The highest in the world is the Fall ol Oreo at Monte Rosa, 2,400 feet. Two fortresses, well known in modern history, are shortly to be razed, viz., Koeniggratz, in Bohemia, and Souderburg-Dueppel, in Schleswig. The assessed valuation of the rail road property in Iowa is complete!. The total mileage is 7105, and th assessed valuation is 529,SfO,30U.2G. In England alone it is estimated that there are nearly 25,000 women and girls who gain a part at least of their daily bread by the making of gloves. A log cabin in which he spent the earlier years of his life from necessity, has been used as an abode this summei from choice by one of Oregon's wealth iest citizens. Jealousies about stock, land, etc., between the white settlers and UmaUlla Indians in Oregon threaten to cause an outbreak. The Indians are reported to be very restless. From recently published tables it appears that the average time of sick ness among males is about nine days in each of their, working years. In women it is a trifle more. The splitting of a tree near Redd ing, Shasta county, CaL, by lightning, recently, disclosed in the hollow trunk a skeleton. Three bullet holes were found in the skull. The ordinary expenses of Tope Leo XIII amount to 5,000,000 franca yearly, and other expenditures may bring the amount up to 7,000,000. lit epenus iw.wu or it in aims. A kite,lG feet high and 11 feet wide, whose covering required 24 yards of muslin, was raised from a Grand street, N. Y., house top recently. It took four men with gloved hands to hold iu A draft on New York city for$WO. drawn over thirty years ago, wat found among the effects of miserly old woman who diod in Oswego recent ly. It had been sent by a son who now dead. "i A t 4.'