; ' THE 005STITTJTI03 THE U5I05 AID THE EfrOfcOEMEHT OP THE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. B. F. SCHWEIER, MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY. PENN A.. WEDNESDAY. MARCH 5, 1884. NO. 10. VOL. XXXVIII. 3 s i -I i hi BO.VT TOO T1LL. If you Lave a cherished secret. Don't yon tell. Sot your Irieud for Ms tympanum In a bell, With it echoes, wide rebounding, Multiplied and far resounding; Dou't you U-LL . If yourself, you cannot keep It, Tben.Vho can ? Could you more expect of anr Other man ? Tat you put him, if he tells it If he pit away or sells it, I'nder ban. Sell your jnis to any buyer In the mart; Of your wealth to feed the hungry Spare a part. Blessings on the open pricket, liut your secret ke. p it, lock It In your heart. A GIRO'S FULLY. A small, superior coltaze of bright red brick, sweet -scentpu woouoiuc nail ing over its rustic iorch. a green lawn before it surrounded by flowers, and charming couulry landscape spread ing out iu the distance. Inside, in its small but prettv parlor, on the red table-cover, waited the tea-tray, with its cups and saucers. The window stood otn to the still, warm autumn air, and the French porcelain clock on the mantelpiece was striking five. A slender girl of sorr.e twenty years came in. She was very lovely. But her bright, blue eyes bore a port of weary or discontented look, and her bright brown hair was somewhat ruffled. She wore a print washing-dress of black and white, neither verv smooth nor very fresh, and a lat e neck-eol!ar fastened with a bow of black ribbon. She had made an aptHjintment to meet Reginald Vavasour, a rich young gen tleman who made her acquaintance, down by the willow walk, ami her lover. Thomas Watkyn, had told her he could call that evening. Jus-t before he left she said: 'May I ask you to do me a little fav or, i nomas r" "What is it?" he repeated. "If you would not very much mind going home by the hill and would leave this note at Miss Ford's. I particularly wish her to have it this evening." lie paused for an instant, not reply ing. She went on hurriedly: "I see that it is disagreeable to you. 1 have offended you too much." "Not that," be answered, holding out his hand for the note. "Hut I can hard ly spare the time for the long way this evening, as 1 have to call a: Killick's for my father. However " he said ne more, but took the note. "Good-bye, Thomas." "Good-bye." "I'm glaa he took the note! I siiall be safe now. " Miss Alison Reece was a clever young lady. The direct and uear way to Mr. Walkyn's home wou'd lead him past the willow walk. She had devised this lmprompt note to her dressmaker in the afternoon to prevent his taking that usual route, Had he seen voting ava- sour cooling his heels within the pre cincts of the willow walk he would in evitably suspect he was waiting to keep a lover's tiyst. Alison was busy in the kilcken next morning when she heard her mother open the front doorand some re come hi. "It is that chattering Mrs. Ben nett," thought she, as she dried the tea spoons. "Alison, come bete," called h r moth er, in a quick voice. She went to the parlor just as sue was her sleeves turned back at tbe wrist, a large brown Holland apron on. Veiy pretty she looked with it all. But it was not Mrs. Bennett who sat with her mother; it was a venerable, white-hair ed old gentleman Mr. atkyn, the ider. "1 am come to ask about Thomas," said he. "I believe he came here last night, Miss Alison; at what time did be leave your" A prevision struck her with a sort of terror that something was wrong. He left me quite early." she faltered. "Well, he has never come home." "Xot come home!" she said, with a whitening face. "I sat up till one o'clock, and then I thought the mist must have kept him; that he had stayed at some friend's house, I knew not what to think, and that he would be home the first thing this morning. But we have not seen him, and I cannot hear of him." Mrs. Ueece was impressed with the frightened, guilty look that Alisoncould cot keep out of her countenance, and began to feel uneasy. "Cannot you tell what time it was whea he left you?" she demanded stern ly. "It was after dusk. It was just after sunset before the mist came on. It must l ave been near 7 o'clock." "Which road did he take?" pursued Mr. Rtece. And very nlue'autly Ali son answered, for she foresaw it would bring on further questioning: "The long road round by the bill." "Round by the bid?" echoed Mr. Watkjn, in alarmed surprise. "Why did he take that, ay?" Alison titishtd and paled alternately; her lips were tiemlling. The fear creep ing upon her was that lie and young Va vasour had wet and quarreled. I'erhaps fougiit and injured one another fatally. In these dread moments of suspense the mind ij apt to conjure up f.-r-f etched and unlucky thoughts. "I asked him to go around that way," she replied. In a timid tone "I wanted him to leave a note fur ce at the dress maker's Old Mr. Watkyn sank into a chair, putting his hands before his troubled face. "I see it all," be breathed faint ly. "He must Lave fallen down the Scar." Alison uttered a scream of horror. "Deceived by the mist, he mus', have walked to, near the edge," continued the old man. "Heaven grant that it may not be so. but I fear it. A' as he mad, to attempt to cross the plateau on such a night?" Catching up bis hat, Mr. Watkyn went out swiftly. Mrs. Reece grabbed her daughter's hands. They were icy cold. "Alison, what passed between you and Thomas hist niht?" "lon't ak me, mother. Let me fol low Mr. Watkyn. I cannot rest indoors. Oh, it cannot, cannoi be as he fearsl" "Xot one step until you tell roe what passed, "said the mother firmly. There's more in all this than what greets the eye." "He asked me to give up talking to Mr. Vavasour." "And you refused. Well?" "lie told me I must choose between them," continued Alison, bursting into vd, mouier it was au my folly, all my temper; be could not see that, and when he went away he said he went for good." ' Mrs. Reece drew In her thin lips stern ly. She was thinking. "And what does it mean about your giving him a note for the dressmaker? I do not understand. You had nothing to write about." The girl had got her handa free and flung them before her face to deaden the sobs. But Mrs. Reece was a reso lute mother at times, and she extorted the confession. Alison had improvised the note, and sent Thomas around the long way to deliver it, and so keep him from passing by the willow walk. "Oh, child, child!" moaned the dis mayed woman. If be has indeed fallen over the Scar it is you who have given hinihis death." And it proved to be so. In taking the two miles round between the cottage and the farm a high and perpendicular precipice, called the Scar, had to be passed. The tableland, or plateau ou the top, was wide and a perfectly safe road by daylight, since a traveler could keep as far from the unprotected edge as he pleased, but on a dark night or m a thick fog it was most dangerous. De ceived by the mist of the previous night, Thomas "Watkyn must have drawn near the edge unwittingly and fallen over it. There be lay on the sharp rock, wheu the poor father and others went to lool for him, his death-like face upturned toward the blue sky. 'Speak to me, Thomas, speak to me!" wailed Alison, quite beside herself with remorse and grief, as she knelt by him,' wringing her bands. "Oh, Thom as, speak to me I I loved you all the while." - , But Thomas neither spoke nor moved. The voice that had nothing but tender words was silent now; the heart she had grieved might never beat in sorrow or joy again. o person had seen or spoken with him after quitting her the previous night, save the dressmaker, little, in dustrious Miss Ford. She had answer ed his knock herself, she related, and he put the note into her hands, saying, Miss Ueece had asked him to leave it in passing. "What a thick mist it is that has come on," he remarked to her m his I l.'as.int, cha ty way, Aye,it is indeed, sir," she answered, and shut the door as lie walked away. For many weeks Alison Reece lay ill with brain fever, hovering between life and death. Some people said it was the shock that made her ill and took her senses away; others thought that she must have lo 1 the poor young mas to distraction; no one, save her mother. knew it aas the memory of her hist in terview with him, and the scheming to send him on the route that led to his accident, that had well-nigh killed her. But the young are strong in their tena city of life, and she grew better by slow degrees. One warm April afternoon, when the winter mouths had given place to spring, Alison, leaning on the arm of her mother, went to sit on the porch, She was very feeble yet. It was the first she had sat there since that memor able evening with her ill-fated lover. There she remained thinking and dream ing. 1hey could not persuade her to come iu, and so wrapped her in a warm sliawL . Sunset came on, and was almost as beautiful, curious, perhaps, that it should be so, as the one he and she had watched together more than six months before. The brilliant lams shone like molten gold in the glowing west, the blue sky around was flecked with pi:ik and amethyst. Alison's eyes were tixe J on the lovely scene with an enraptured gaze, her bps slightly parted with emo tion. Alison, what are you thinking of?" "Of him, mother. Of his happiness. He is living in all that glorious beauty I think there mnst have been an uncon scious prevision in Lis mind by what he said that evening as we watched it, that he should soon be there. Oh, moth er, I wish I was going to him! I wish 1 could be with him to-morrow." The mother paused; she felt inclined to say something, but she feared the agitation it might cause. "Well, well, child, you are getting belter," she I recently answered. "Yes, I do get better," sighed the girl. "I supposed it pleased God that 1 should." "Time soothes all things, Alison. again In time you will be strong and able to fulfill life's various duties with a zest. Trials are good oh. so very goodl for the soul. But for meeting with them we might never learn the way to heaven." Alison did not answer. Iler feeble hands were clasped in silent prayer, her face was listed to the glories of the evening sky. It was at the same sunset hour, an eveneng or two later, that Alison, who was picking up strength dailv, strolled away to the churchyard. She wanted to InoK for a newly-made grave in that corner where so many of the Watkyns lay buried. She could not see it; the same grave stonts that were there now were there before; theie was no fresh one, "I'erhaps they opened the old vault for him," thought Alison, as she sat down on a bench just inside the gate, for she was too weak to walk back again without a rest. - The sun was going down to-night without any loveliness, just as a crimson ball, which seeemed to give red light to the atmosphere, and to light up redly the face of a pale, tottering man who was coming up to the gate by the help of a stick. He halted Wuen he reached it. Alison turned sick and faint with all manner of emotions as she gazed at him, fright being uppermost. "Alisoul" "Thomas!" Ho held out his hand; became inside; his pale, sad face wore for her its old, sweet expression. "Oh, Thomas, I thought you were dead," she burst out in a storm of sobs. 1 came here to look for your grave. 1 thought I had killed you." "I bey thought I was dead at fust. They thought for a long while that I should die," be answered, as he sat down beside her, keeping her hands in his. "But the skilllul medical men have raised me up, under Uud. I hope in time to roe strong and well again." "Can you ever forgive me?" she wail ed, bitter, painful tears falling down her cheeks like rain. "I shall never forgive m self." .No? Then you must atone to me instead, Alison. Be all the more lot ing to me during our future lives. We must pass them together, my dear." "Do you mean ft still?" she gasped. "Oh, Thomas, how good and true, you are. IX I can only be a little bit worthy of you." ' Ther walked home slowly; arm in arm. Neither could walk fast yet. Mrs. Rece came to the porch to meet them. God is full of mercy, she thought. "I did not tell hr, Thomas," she said; she was so dieudfully low when she came out of the fever." "I have told her myself; it was best so." answered Thomas Watkyn. -. :- ,. t - - . .. ,-. A W lutor Uesurt for Il!ta or Uc The rapid pace at which our business aff iiis are driven at the present time necessitates more frequent iuses for rest than iu the days of old when busi ness was conducted mere slowly and with greater deliberation. Xot only in the exhausting heat of .summer, but there should be pauses for rest also In the equally trying days of mid winter. It is most fortunate, there fore, that for the people of the United States, especially from New York and Philadelphia, there is easily accessible in Atlantic City a place where not only a season of repose for the weary worker may be found but likewise a sanitarium, generously endowed by nature with balmy breezes, warm suns and a uni form temperature, accompanied by all the comforts, conveniences and luxu ries cf life. Four hours rid over the Pennsylvania railroad from New York, and two hours from Philadelphia will bring the invalid or the visitor for plea sure to the delightful city by the sea. Atlantic City is situated on an Island bounded on the south aud east by the ocean, and on the other sides by an arm of the sea. Its mail! exposure is south ern, and the welcome rays of the win ter sun bathe it In a flood of soft and mellow light. The surroun ling waters are open during the year, and only in the coldest snaps does ice form on the inlet. The winds as well as the wave favor this fortunate spot. From the north, northwest and southwest the winds travel for miles over arid and porous sands on which snow never lies. and become dried and warmed in their passage. The southern and eastern winds come in from the sea laden with the heated vapor of the Gulf Stream to tone down the temperature to a delight ful degree. We are told by meteorolo gists that the Gulf Stream, in conse quence of its proximity to the coast, af fects the temperature more powerfully here than at any other part of the At lantic coast. Just opposite Atlantic City the stream s Teeps in landward to within forty-five miles of the shore, and the heated waters of the Tropics serve as a natural radiator, tempering the harshness of this northern latitude. With all these advantages of site it is not surprisiug that the thermometer conducts itself with charming propriety at Atlantic City. As winters go it rare ly drops below thirty-two decrees, and trustworthy observations show that fair average for its noon-day reading in mid-winter is forty-live or fifty degrees. Atlantic City is a city not only in name but in fact having a resident pop ulation of seven thousand people. It is laid out in straight, wide avenues bordered with trees and adorned with handsome hotels and artistic villas. Electric lights, a street railway, and a uniformed police attest its municipal im portance. There are fine drives along the avenues or on the beach, and all the facilities are at call. Of hotels there is an unlimited sup ply. There are rich apartments for the wealthy, comfortable quarters for the indepentent. humble lodgings for the poor. Many of the first-class hotels remain open throughout the year. With this view they are adapted to use as winter homes, and are as comfortable in mid-winter as they are agreeable in the heat of the dog-days. They are heat ed by steam and made cosily attractive by open grates. Several of them, have been thoroughly refitted since the close of the summer season. Many of them have bath-houses where one can indulge the luxury of a salt-water bath; and well-arranged sun-parlors, where invalids or others may bask in the bright sunlight without encountering the out er air. These parlors are glass-Inclosed porticos, affording excellent indoor promenades. The health record of Atlantic City is unsurpassed, jno epidimic has ever raged there. The drainage is good, the streets are well cleaned and the drink ing water is brought fresh and pure from the mainland. Thousands of patients have been sent here by their physicians and returned well and hear ty. Why should we go to Europe in sea-ch of health and at great expense when we have here, at our own doors, all the ap pliances for comfort, Invigorating breez es, warm suns, entertainments and sports of all kinds, all of these at prices within the reach of all? Lamps are very .ashionabl aud not chiefly on account of high and poor gas though tht may not be without it? efleC, but for the reason that they can be without its effect, but for the rearon that they can be very handsome orna ments for the drawing-room table. Again, their steady light is by many preferred to - that of gas. They are troublesome, to be sure,, but they pay for the trouble, though ladies are not always willing to trust their servants to fill the expensive articles, and perform this not very agreeable work themselves. The styles now out are very beautiful, and some of them very costly. Fven when nnlighted they are decidedlj pret ty, and it a evident that certain ot the I rettiest are never lighted, but are kept for mere show. Tno double student's lamp comes now in a variety of styles and is peculiarly adapted for reading, embroidering and the like. In fact, a handsome room is no longer complete in its furniture without a handsome lamp. India meal and rye meal are In dan ger cf fermenting in summer, partic ularly Indian. They should be kept in a cool place, and stirred open to the air once in a whila. A large stone rut in the middle ot a barrel of meal is a good thing to keep it cool, Sprats aad Mprattlnf. Few of the thousands, who welcome the arrival of these "small deer" in Englaad at the beginning of winter either think or care much where they come from or what their history may be. That they come up from the coast by rail is enough knowledge for the poor who eat them; and the sprat is Tar too cheap and common to excite much interest among the middle and upjier classes, especially since it has been pretty well settled for them by those learned in such things that he is neither overgrown whitebait nor young herring. But from the 1st ot Novem ber to All Fools' Day sprats are a con tinual feast to many, aud a source of speculation aud income to fish-dealers and to huudreds of costermongers, who watch and wait for them early and late in LoBdon or at the quays of certain coast towns. Spratting again, in one fonu or other, affords a welcome rotans of tiding over two or three of the deadest winter months to many coast boatmen,' owners of quite small open boats, using Cue drift-nets as for herrings. ' From such beaches as Deal and W aimer a little fleet of these boats will start before sunset iu the after noon, make one haul, and return early iu the evening with their net stuck full of the best and most regular-sized sprats. A seine is also used for sprat ting in bays where the shore is clean; but, from the small mesh required, a sprat-seine of any size is costly, and n'ay lie too long idle to be very profita ble. And though now and then hun dreds of bushels of sprats have been actually dipped from the sea iu buckets and baskets, yet it is to the stow-boats of the mouth of the Thames and Solent that the London poor owe their chief supply of these valuable little fislu I .ate in October an old cutter, which, just floating on the top of the tide, has lam for months pillowed upon some high mud-iauk, becomes all at once a centre of interest aud busy work to a party of four or five men, who, under the direction and example of au ex lrienced skipper, soon change the forsaken-looking old craft into a floating home for the winter. She may have been a pleasure-yacht in her day, but can never be s again;, for once a spratter, always a spratter: the oily liquor which has drained from tons of iisti down among her timbers leaving 'an ancient aud fish-like smell" about her that no amount of tar or paint can rid her of. One has but to go down the three low steps into her cabin to understand bow large and airy the tinest yacht's forecastle must ap.ear to men who spend their winter on board a slow-boat. The middle p-irt of the vessel is given up to the stowage of the fish. Abaft this space, with a small sliding door opening into it, is the sitting-room, some 8 feet by 7 feet aud 4 feet 6 inches high. At the fore end of it a lire is burning in a large old rusty grate; the first idea of men en gaged in such cold damp work being warmth. Giving upon it, aud round this cabin, are ranged three berths hard to find at first, each having but one opening of sixteen by twenty inches square, cloted by a sliding panel. These berths, though not always so occupied, are supposed to hold two persons; and a berth which lies atii wartsliips, just over the steps going back into the smack's tail or couuter, and having the i udder-case passing through it, is allotted to one man and "the cook." This is a small boy, who even now is busy doing bis feeble best to remove the smoke and dirt of last winter's cruise from the cabin a task in which he can never quite succeed. By-and-by, when their net is down, one hand being left on deck to watch it, the rest of the crew, kicking off their heavy sea-boots, will creep into atd coil themselves up in these closely boarded little cupboards, warm and dry at any rate; aud despite the rattle and clatter of the outer arrangements of a small craft riding in a short sea, they will get live or six hours' sounder sleep than fans to ttie lot oi many ashore in the best ordered bed-rooms. If the look of the spratter below is not very yacht-like, that of her deck is still less so; for, after it has been care fully caulked, it is made as black as two eood coats or coal-tar cau make it. But when the old Enterprise is moved from her self-made dock in the mud, and liesashore upon some clean "hard," hinii g in all the glory of a fresh coat of tar after the dirt and weeds have bet-n "breamed" or burnt off, she is the pride and admiration of the skipper and his crew; who walk around her again and again before the tide comes, looking out tor "holidays" or giving a touch here and there to some dull spot. As the tide flows aud the vessel floats again, the long brown funnel shaped net is carefully taken over her side and triced up in the rigging to air. The smau mesn oi me siow-nei only half an inch from knot to knot in parts, gives It a very sond looK when so banging, quite distinguishing it irom the trawlers nets. Then the upper and lower beams, spars of some 30 feet long, together with a strange-looking long-limued anchor and many fathoms of stout rope-caDie, are tanen on board. This anchor will often have to hold both net and vessel against strong tides, wind, and sea; the net riding to it, mouth to tide, nearly under the vessel's bottom, by a cable made fast to the lower beam. This beam is loaded with iron to steady the mouth of the net; while the upper beam is held horizontally in position 60 feet above it by the "hip ropes,'' which, made fast to the ends of it, pass up to either side of the smack's forward rail. "When open, the mouth of the net has a gape of some SWO square feet. It is closed by a rope starting from the middle of the lower lip or beam, passing through a ring on the upper one up to a block upou the vessel's bowsprit; this rope, when hauled in, bringing the two beams together to the surface. Strange to say, spratters, especially in rough weather, rather dreaa getting the net full of lish. This at times occurs very suddenly; wheu the net floats as long as there is life in the fish; but must be at once swept and slung by many ropes alongside, for should it sink it may be impossible to raise it again. At sucn times a full net has often to be out across in several places to stait the fish out of it; so enabling the men, by throwing away some tons of fish, to save their net and the rest ot the catch. A net full would weigh out of water eighty or ninety tons, while the whole capacity or the stow-Doat u sel dom much over thirty tons. A large flint arrow-bead was found firmly imbedded in the back of a whale captured off San Diego the other day. Her MajMt. Scv.ral Eaglisa Journals tsem to have been greatly exercised at the curtailment ot the tneniorWI cervices which have usually been held In the Frogmore maus oleum at the anclver.ary of the Prince Consort's death, and it has I eea stated that the CJ leeu's henlth Is uneq'i&t to the fatigue ot a lor.g service, or to "the mental 81 ram'' Involved by it; and that some of her children exerted tbeir "in fluence" over her Majesty to induce her f modify tbe former arranemen'.g. The Queen's health Is excel 'eat, and she as entirely eqnl "13 a mental strain" es (he ever was in b.-r hfe. As to the txett.ng of "influence" over her Alje?ty, none of ber rbiidren have any influence whatever with ber. Princess Beatrice might very probably have obtained a great deal ot in fluence over the Q leen, but she has never apparently cared to do so, and only exett heoelf to carry out her wu-tei in quite tnvial matter?. The people who have great influence wub the Queen are ber fa vorite ladies notably tbe xowager Duchess of Athole, tbe Dowager-Ducbess of ltoxburghe and Lady Ely. 1 hear that the real reasons why tbe former elaborate set vice was abandoned wai that tbe Q ie3 felt that it would not be tl e same sort of thing, now that tbe two persons who were principally con. cerued in tbe affair have passed away. Oean Wellesley was on very intims'e terms with Prince Albert for many years, be bad read the service at his funeral, and had officiated at the mausoleum regu!a-ly every year. 1 he present dean of Windsor was a schoolboy when the prince died. Sir Ueorue illey, who always arranged and conducted tbe musical portion ot tie rerv ice, was constantly employed by Prince Albert from the time when he iuperin lended the flrot performance of the prince's own compositions in the private chapel at Windsor castle, j ist forty years ago. lie his lately stereo, his connection with SU Ueorge's cbapa?, and his successor is a young man in no way associated with tbe past . Vanity Fair announces that 'there la no kind ot foundation for the report ttat her Majesty intends to go to Baden this Spring," and adds that "nothing is at present settled as to ter Al'j?sty s move -ments, but it Is not improbable that she may go abroid, but not to Biden." Two years ao, when it was announced in Truth that the Q ieeu would go to the south of f'rance in the Spring, tbe state ment was contradicted in some quarters, but her Majesty went all the same- if tbe (.resent arrangements are carried out, she will go t) Darmstadt and Baden early in April, in spite ot denials. The Q teen's "movements'' aie necessarily settled long in aiivai.ee when there is to be any devia tion frvin tbe ordinary routine of W indsor, Osborne and Balmoral, An account which apposed in The An Ihenaeum ot tbe Q leen's new book is not wholly correct. .No copies of the work which is to be published have been given away to anybody, and it is not like to ap pear f jr sum tune to come. Tbe book will coctaln accounts of tha Q leen's visits to Floors castle, to Dunkeld, and to Loch 11 tree, and will g:ve niuoh information rewclini; the Balmoral property and its management. In reality, however, it is to be a sort of tribute to the memory of John Brown, of whom there will be more than one portrait, and a considerable amount of it will be devoted to a history of his hfe, and tbe reasons for his gradual nse la royal Uvor will be explained. A p umber of particulars relating to the Q leen's hum ble neighbors around Balmoral will also be given, and tbe bock will contain nu merous poitraits of these people and illus trations depicting the Glaswlt stiiel, the t'riuco Consorts earn, John Brown's grave, and other interesting spots ui the district. Tbe Q'icea is about to present a portrait of herself to the National Portrait Gal lery. 1 understand that it is a copy, "by an amateur," of tbe portrait of ber Majesty by Angeli, which hangs in the private diniu-room at Windsor Castle, opposite to one of the Duchess of Edin burgh by the same artist. It has never been considered to be one of- the best pic tures of the Q leen, although it has Deen mucu favored by her Majesty, who took a great fancy to Angeli's style, and he was employed by her to paint the picture of Lord BeaconsQuld which hangs in the cor ridor at Windsor. 1 hear that "the ama teur" who h is copied the picture is really Princess Beatrice. Soma Uont'i for 1884. Don't forget lue poor. Don't go back on your swear off. Don't steal or lie. In other words, don't be a bank cashier. Don't forget that $500 set of dia monds for your best girl this season, ion may have to forget tbat $2 wash-bill you have owed your washerwoman for a year and a half, but you can put her off and tbe girl may put you off. Don't look sour at tbe world or it will look sour at you. It acts on tbe looking glass principle, as Tbackeray says. Don't insist on a friend's tak'ng a drink with you when he refuses. If you insist you may find be has swore off. Then he will be sure to get a drink oo you. . Don't look down on a man or a la boring man. Who was your father Who was your grandfather! Who was your uncle! Who was your great-unclef Who are you, anyway? Dont smile when you are sad.- There is nothing in this style of sentimental lying, except that 11 looks pretty in novels where, of sourse, it never re- ally exists. Don t mix in when some one else is telling a story, It "breaks a man all up" to have anotber take words out of his mouth, and when he tells a story he likes to tell it himself. Don't grumble. Of all the friendless. forsaken, despised, disagreeable people. the grumbler is the boss. He ought to be taken out and lathered with a barrel-stave every time be grumbles. Nobody likes him. nobody loves him, wnile everybody is ashamed of him. Don't Imagine for the shadow-hair lue of a second tbat you are the smartest man in town. There are men good-looking men, too, who know a great deal more than you ever thought you knew. Dont forget that to be honest, to lie manly, to be true, to be temperate and pleasant, is to be happy and contented; and there are more ptsrls in a cup of laughter than in a barrel of tears; more Jiy :n a good deed than in tbe remorse or a cross word. The best you can make of life is to act on the square with yourself and everybody else. A French metallurgist is said to pro duce malleable brass by the following method : Thirty-three parts of copper ad twenty-five of zinc are alloved, the copper boicg first pnt into the crucible, which is locnely covered : as soon as the eopi.er is melted, sine, purified by sul phur is added. The alloy is then cast into moulding sand, in the shape of bars, being read for use. Drnamlt In War. A long brass tube, with a two-Inch bore, lav upon the western parapet of Fort Hamilton recently. Colonel Hamilton, commander of the fort, an umbrella, and a reporter stood nearby. Tbe kmg brass tube was a gun, al though an ordinary observer might take it to be a portion of water-pipe used for draining the parapet. "This gun,"' continued Colonel Hamilton, "is twenty-eight feet long with a two-inch bore. It was invent ed by a Mr. Mifford, an American, and is the property of Mr. Windsor, tbe torpedo builder. We were asked to ex periment with it here, which we are do ing, under the direction of .Lieutenant Zallinski, an expert in projectiles and harbor defense weapons. We have been trying it at half-mile range with good results, notwithstanding that it is Incomplete as to its manufacture and mountings, and has by no means real ized its possibilities. "The motor is compressed air, with which it is propnsed to experiment at 000 to 850 pounds pressure. The missile has been proved to have good power of penetration and is formidable as a di rect weapon. But that is not the main otiject. The weapons are made long like an arrow and headed with brass cases intended to be charged with dyn amite, the explosion of which is to pro duce the intended effect. As yet we have not experimented with dymamite, but have loaded the cases with stud in order to give them weight. The mis siles are of light pine wood, made to fit the bore, are 34, 40, and 46 inches in length. The brass cases, which are fitted at tbe head, are 14 and 24 inches long, their diameter being H, 1J and 1 inches. These cases, wheu charged give wieght and steady the flight of the missile or arrow. The openings at the head of the cases are closed with a wooden plug, through which a needle penetrates connecting with a cap. Wheu the projectile strikes the object tbe dynamite is at once ex ploded. "As yet very little is known about condensed gases ai a motor for project iles, though it has been successfully utilized as a motive power. The great problem has been to throw dynamite shells with safety. The concussion of gunpowder will immediately explode dynamite, and the result is the gun is destroyed, as well as everything in the neighborhood. With this gun, howev er, I think that dynamite can be thrown with perfect safety to the gunner, and with disastrous effect to the object it strikes." The gun when in position is mounted on a tripod and has the appearance of a slender telescope. Two small tubes connect with a receiver, which iu turn is connected with a twenty-five horse power steam-engine with a long hose. The engine and boiler are located in the fort. Experiments have been made with the gun at a half-mile range. The mis sile penetrated a heavy wooden target, backed with hard packed earth, twenty six inches. During the passage it ob tained a fall of twelve degrees. The gun, however, is not intended to throw a projectile as a direct weapon, but as a carrier for dynamite. So rapid is the explosion of dynamite that its force is always downward. Consequently a dynamite shell exploding on the side of a vessel would not produce as disastrous au effect as it would if it struck on the deck. This gun is constructed to meet all the necessary requirements. The pro jectile, though resembling a base ball bat, will, when shot from the gun by an expert marksman, make a graceful curve in the air, like an arrow and de scend head downwards upon the deck of a vessel. With a heavier pressure it can be si ot as a direct weapon. The pressure can be regulated at will. When discharged there is no report.but the missile leaves the gun with a shrill whistle which produces as disagreeable a sensation in one's-ears as a buzz-saw when it strikes a hard knot. The force obtained by 2U0 pounds of pressure was remarkable. At the first discharge the three quarter-iuck iron bars which sup port the gun were bent nearly double by tbe reaction, while the projectile shot from the bore like a ball from a heavy gun and penetrated the target twenty-six uicnes, "I believe," said Colonel Hamilton. "that the gun will prove to be an effect ive weapon tor harbor defense. Lieu tenant Zallinski is verv enthusiastic over it and is confident of its success. As soon as we have favorable weather we will make experiments ou the water " Doing; Good. Every human being has a mission to perform. Every man has a part to act in the world's great drama one of most unspeakable importance. But how few are there who come fully np to its standard and endeavor by divine assist ance to fuliil it. Man was created for a noble purpose, endowed with an im mortal mind and is capable ot perform ing a good work. Consider how great may be the influence of a single indi vidual, either for good or evil. If we have been influential in reforming one. a being made in the image of God, but samy misiea oy tne contaminating in fluence of vice, we have performed a I suuli oi. I There are various ways in whic' ' good may be accomplished, but when a good resolution is formed the work is too often begun with a- lack of confi dence and perseverance, and impatient to accomplish the undertaking, we de spair at the first difficulty. This should not be, but with more faith, the more distant the day of reward, the harder we should labor, and not let our arms become palsied because we do not meet with immediate and large results of our labors: but in time or eternity we shall receive the reward. Much good maybe done with the pen, and how much good has been done in this way. by which the influ ence of many still live while they have long since gone to their final resting place. But we would not have you vainly ambitious to render your name immortal, thinking to make a speck in the world by figuring in the papers, or assume the importance of a fly that im agined itself turning the wheel upon which it was only turned round. But whatever you do let it be done to the glory of God, and remember tbat "He that converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death and hide a multitude of sins." The Lord Mayor's day banquet and procession in London recently cost nearly $20,000, the dinner costing about 13,000. Half the bill is paid by the Lord Mayor and the other half by the two Sheriffs. Tho Dog; Plnahers. "A dog plnober," sai l a Caicso di tectve, "is a man whoaiakeM a basios of stealing pet dogs, eitaor a-t a spesn l ibon of his own or to order. He tramps around the residence portion of the city Irom morning hutil night, and if he sees a valuable dog he iniuc9s it to follow him away, and tuea hj sells it. Very often a man about town sees a fine dog he would like to own, and be induce some 'pinchor that he knows to 'Jay for it' and steal it for him. He tu.nillv has to pay a pretty good pric for it, "too." "How do they entiea dogs away from the r homefe?"1 "That is a secret known ouly to pre fess'oual dog pinchers.' They rub so jie stuff on their handa or pants, and wheu dog gets a snell of it no one cau call him awy, Whit this stuif is I don't know, but I think it's oil of anise. You know all snimaW are. fond of tiiat. If you don't know it, jait put a httie bit ot it on some bread in a rat trap and you'll have the trap fail of rats." ' Do you know any of the Chia.ro dog pincheror ' No, not now. Suice I have left the force I have loit all traos of them. Hangry Dick' used to be thebrtsso! them all. fie could 'pinoh' a dog when there wasn't any around. I rem m ber a very funny thing about D.ck. Poor fellow is dead now. Some years agi I had a beautiful Yorkshire bitch given to ma. She had floe, long, si ky hair, and was a perfect picture. My talks were moving at the time, and, as 1 hid no plaoa to keep her, 1 aaked Dick to take care of her tor me. He consented, acd I told him if he lost her or sold her I wocld kul him. "Veil, Dick took her, wasbe.1 her thoroughly, combed out her beautiful hair, aud she wa a fiue look T, I le 1 you. Dl.'k took her through the street , with him, and I guess he was stopped every block by some one who waited to buy ber. liu would always say that she was not for sule, but he would sell oud or t o of her pups. Almost every one would jump at this cnance, a ad 1 guets Dick tod a oo at s.xty if her pup-. Oae day Sus'i Beruhurdt's ageut who vti here at the tiuae saw the bitca and ius sted that Madame Bernhardt see her. Well, Dick took uer up to the Grand Pacitio, aud Bern hard; de.Urtd taat fhj must have her. Dick know that it wae as much as his ute was wortu to sell her, so he said be would belt two pups. The mulame agreed to pay $j0 lor them, aud Dica went out and feot pooiie and a little spaniel, for which he received thd $00. l'iieu he disappeared mystenou-ily, aud did not turn up until Bjruliarut had left towu. He told ma he had pUnted uimself aud the fifty in Bridgeport, leariu that Bjrnuardt would discover the Bwiuale and seuJ for nioi." "What is your secret for making a dog follow joa off I " asked a r.-poruu ot one of the "piuchers, ' who lraukly said: "1 was brought up among d g aud I know their peculiarities. My taihjr was a dog-iaucier, and whea I wm stoi a tery siuUl bo I was traiued by him to 'pmcu' dogs. I did most of my Vinchiiig' through petting and good feeding. I would worm myself iuto tne good grases ol a dog bygivmg turn little Dits ot meat and cheeott on the ly, aud when he begin to expect it aa a reoUi thing I would go to nun aud then walk away. Of course he would follow mi, expecting to get his Usul portion, aud wheu 1 had him some way from his home 1 would tuke him in my arms, or chain him. aud make otf w.to him." 'But don't the 'pinchers' have some secret mean cf iuducmj dot to follow them?" "Yes, they nse oil of anis; so jb -times. They rub it ou their havids and on thoj pants, ana then they pat a dog and al io him to smoll it Tue dog nkes the smell, and he follows it away; but 1 toink the feeding anJp.tiiux is t ie best plan, though it is Lot as rapid aud aa the other." "Do tuey sell the dogs at once, or hold them lo: reward?' "Ueuerally they hold them for a few days, utit.l searcu is giVju up by the owuvra. then they sell them in hotels of saloons. They dou't Oder the in fur mUo, but wait tor au oner, aud aa tliev always pmou' good dogs t ie offer is not long in coming. Sometimes a lap-dog or a pet is stolen just for the reward. Actors and actresses will Uivmia oly offer large rewards ior lost dos. auu it pays to 'pinch their annuals. Taa Declaration of Indo pndnoo. Few people know that the original Declaration of Independence is kept in the library of the Slate Department. It is m a cherry case and under glass. But tbedoors are thrown open all day long aud strong rays of light are eating up its ink day by day. The Constitu tion is written on parchment. Tho text of it is in a hand as fine as copper plate and the ink of this part can still be plainly read. The signatures, how ever, are written in a dinereut ink, aud they are very fast disappearim; uuder the action of the light. Tne bold signature of John A. Hancock is faded almost entirely out. Ouly a J. o, h and an 11 remain. Two hues of names are entirely removed from the paper; not a vestige of ink remains to show tbat names were ever there. Ben Franklin's name is gone. Koger Sher man's name is fast fading, I could not find the name of Thomas Jefferson, and Elbridge Gerry has lost its last sylable. Robert Carroll and John Adams have been scoured off by the light, and only eleven names out of the titty odd cau be read without a microscope. J ust below the constitution lies the original of it in Jefferson'dhandwriting. It is on fools cap paper, yellow with age, and worn through where the manuscript has been folded. The writing is fiue and close, and the whole Constitution occupies but two pages. The ink is good, and it remains as fresh as when it left the quill of Jefferson over 100 years ago. it is full ot erasures and interlinatious, some of which are in Franklin's hand writing and others in the strong script of John Adams.' It seems that the idea of constructing the Joag-tnonght-cf canal wich is to connect the Baltic and the .North Sea has at length assumed definite shape. Bismarck has reconsidered his former objections, aud a bill lor powers neces sary to execute the works will be laid before the R-ichsiag during the coming season. The cost of making the cut ting through Holstein is estimated st between $30,000,000 and $35,000,000. Htalne-t rinrrs. The pracjtice of staining boarded floors a darker shade than the original color of the wood, or to imitate some more costly timber than deal or pine, is now so universal that it may seem an insult to common sense and ordinary intelligence to offer any suggestions up on the subject. The mistaKe of sending coals to Newcastle, ot gUlding lilies, and performing works of supererogation generally, is frevuently alluded to in polite society; but with respect to floor staining there are several modes, some good, some bad, some indifferent, and they all vary considerably in cost. So long as oak stain was the only one which, society desired to see upo'i its boards, there was little choice of materials. Manufacturers advertised certain mix tures at so much per quart, and the householder purchased, only so far di luting the stain with water as to impart a lighter or a darker shade to the wood. Advancing on these lines, the next stase was the production of stains al ready graduated in tone, and selection coiil 1 be made of either Xo. 1,2, 3 or 4. according to taste. But as the high art drawing-room became the great ob ect ot so. many women's lives and labors, and the search after knowledge sent them running to and fro upon the earth, trade secrets leaked out, and as new fashions developed themselves ia dwelling-houses, new resources were discov ered to compass the ends denirei The dark oak floor is no longer d rvj'Mur, for light polished floors are very much more preferred just at present. Much deemls upon the condition of the boards if they are smooth, close in grain, and affording a line surface to receive the future polish. If the floor ba an old one which cannot lie planed smooth, time, temper aud trouble are wasted in trying to give a satin wood or pitch pine look to it. It is better to a;c -pt the inevitable, aud go in fordaik oak or dark mahogany. Some stains can be rubbed in with a sponge or cloth; others, in which hurt ful components are introduced, must be applied with a brush. Pour the stain- lug liquid into a saucer, dip into it the brush or cloth, saturate thoroughly rub tVjnly over the wood and instantly dry off the stained surface with a handful of rags or other soft waste. To insure su 'C ss this work must be done quickly. and, it is almost needless to add, even ly. Taking the fashionable floor of the present day first, which is of a pale sha le of oak, sized aud varnished, it caa be pro duced with aienua. a powder bought at the paint shops, and mixed with water. The first experience of a raw-sienna statu is calculated to strike horror to the breast of the mistress of the house, the result is so bright and so painfully, stariu ly yellow. But sizing tones down the strong color surprising ly, and the polish brugs il to ultimate perfection. Should mahogany staining be desired a mixture is requisite. The following isa cheap and simple one: Half a pound of madder, two ounces of logwood chips boded in a g;:llon of water, brush over the wood while hot. When dry go over the whole with peirlasli solution two drachms to a quait of water. Size the polish. If a redder shade is reiuired it can be produced by smearing the surface with a strong solution of permanganate of potasi, which is left ou for a longer or sh -trier time, according to the shade required; in most cases live minutes will be enough. The wood is then care fully washed, dried and polished in the oruiuary way. Clutching aa icvCske. A thrilling story comjs frora Xia?.ira Falls about the narrow escape which two men namel Tim Horn aud Peter Scanlon, who were thrown into the rap ids near Tugby's baztar, recently, had from going over Niagara Falls. Had it not been for a cake of ice they would hav9 been carried over the American Fall. Mr. C. Crawford, who w, an eyewitness of the occurrence and helped to rescue the men,told the iollowing to a reporter: Horn and Sixinlon, wiio are in the employ of Hill & Murray, were working on the upper race, where CVawford, who was also engaged i. trying to raise the ice blockade, calle 1 for them to assist in removing some p'.anksover the apron at the foot of the race. Before attempt ing to remove the planks, Crawford in formed the men of tbe peculiarity of the work and the care necessary to be taken to avoid being thrown into the race. By some mishap the men lost their footing and were thrown out into the race,a few feet from the apron. In an instant they were carried out into the rapids just above Goat island bridge. Crawford at once crossed the race and started toward the brink of the fall with but very little hope of be ing able to render any assistance to his comrades. Near where th3 two men entered the rapids is a large cake of ice between which and the shore isa narrow channel, through which they must have passed, for bad they gone on the out side they would have been carried out toward the middle of the river. A few feet below the bridge was another cake of ice about eight feet square, fastened to a rock against which they were hurled. Whether the men realized their condi tion suilijiently to help themselves or were at first kept there by the force t the current it is doubtful if they caa tell, but here they were found with their arms on the ice when Crawford reached the bank opposite them. He ive the alarm at II ill & Murray's pulp mill, and quickly a large fore 9 of men were on the bridge to rescue the unfor tunate men on the ice. Ropes were let down which floatei to them, and al though thoroughly chilled they had still suflk-ient strength to secure them around their bodiessoasto allow them selves to be drawn up to a cake of ic9 attached to the first pier of the bridge. After reaching thu point a man named J. Buss went down a rope to the ice and secured other ropes around Horn and scanlon.by which they were drawn up and once more placed ou terra tirma. The men were rescued something like 1 JO feet from where they fell in.and were in the water upward of alf au hour. After being taken out they were placed in a sleigh and conveyed home. Tie electric light bitu fair to be the light of the immediate future in Eagliah country houses, according to the Lon don World. Lord Salisbury, who it of an experimental and scientific- turn of mind, was the first to use it in a country housa. That was four or five years ago. - Then the Duke ot Suther land followed the example at Treutham, ud now Lord Tuurlow is lighting Du phail House by electricity. U