?:;: t , iflL (Sift i ;W3 THE 00I8TITUTICI-THB U5I0I-AID THE EBT010EMEIT OP THE LAWB. Fditor and Proprietor. B. F. SCH WEI ER, MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 27, 18S4. VOL. XXXVIII. NO. 9. l Mlt R THE CHESTMT BOIC1I5. There's a lad to-night far oat at sea He may never be home again. But, whether or not he conis back to me, My heart is his own, as when V were mJm by 1 on a Jay long rle.1, When J heard his eag.tr vows, Ami blushed at the tender words he said Under the cnestnut uongns They tell me a tailor's heart is bound By bond that break at a breath; Others, prrhan, such love have found, Kut his will be mine till death. I!ut whether he sleeps beneath the wave Or over the crest he ploughs, I must always lie true to the pledge I gave Under the chestuut louglis. It would grieve me less if the news were brought That he died in a far-off sea Than if, Bitting alone to-tiiglit, I thought He could evr be false to me. The low laud in winter garb is clad, iow covers the mountain brows; So longer I stand lieside my lad I'nder the chestnut boughs. But I feel that my love will c rue back some day From over the stormy sea, As loyal and true as hen, going away. He whispered farewell to me. My heart goes out by the tl-am-tbvked shore. And never a doubt allows; t ohall surely stand, as we stood before, I'nder the chestnut boughs. LADT ANN. The snow lay neavy upon hill and val ley. The wind has cease-1. and in un sheltered places the sun had turned the snow into little rivulet that rat. merri ly away from their staiii.ig-i.'oints. "Gooi-nioinlng, Peedee, and may tliy choice be a happy one," said one little bird to another; as he flew down upon the glittering snow. "The same bussing to yourself. Pee ree, and thank God for a pleasant Four teenth." returned re dee. "I thank God," aid Tc dee, -'al-though I coidd cl.oose my mate to-day, even if there were 1.0 sunlight to help me." "Well said, friend; and w here do you think of building?" "1 am looking about " "Try an elm near Sqmre Johnson's back door I shall build near there, God willing." "The very spot I selected!" cried reeree: "but the mate I would choose happened to see the new moon over her left wing as she wont the first time to visit it." "And wilt thou give it up for thui, reeree?" "I have visited it often by myself Peedee; the houte-Oog talks in his sleeps "Be frank I Tell me all, dear friend. I would not build In an unlucky place. "I had it all from the house-dog chat talks in his sleep." VYes, yen. Does he dream of cats, or of boys who can climb?" Xay. nay! The old .Squire keeps no cats, but he is a cruel man, I trow. Tli Ink you, Peedee, that a man who will not vi.-it his own folks, but drives them from his door, would save a crumb for birds?" "If this be true, Peeree. I've heard it in good time. I saw the grand old trees, and did target the crumbs; but more tlian grub or crumb I seek a peaceful spot," "Then follow me, Peedee." Aud the two birds spread their wings, and flew away. When they a'l,-hted, it waslefore the door of a very humble little house, with blue painted steps. "What is that round bundle with a red top, on the steps?" asked Peedee. "Round bund'e, indeed!' returned Peeree indigently. "Why that's Lady Ann herself." "Just then tlie round bunble turned about, and Peedee saw a plump little girl with a red hood of coarse flannel upon her head, and shining rubber boots upon her feet. The sun had bis own way here, for the melted snow was trickling rapidly away In many little streams down the blue steps. Lady Ann tried to stop it by planting her small, almost round foot firmly in its way: but the melted snow,with a gurgle of delight, shot around the toe and heel of the small rubber boot, and spread outward in its conre. Perhaps there was something in its perseverence that touched LaJy Ann, for, like many a persecutor before her. siie suddenly turned reformer, and could hardly sweep the melting tlakes fast enough down the steps with her tinv broom toward the snow below. As she stopped a moment to rest a red pung, with heavy bells, drove up to the gate, and a merry' boyish votce sang out: "Lady Ann, wilt thou be minfl' an 1 may I call thee Valentine?" With a jo ful little cry Lady Ann threw down her broom: '-Oh, Billy, Billy I Mamma has gone to carry home the sewing, but I can open the door. Did you bring me anvthing. Billy?" "AM Lady Ann." said, Billy, with a pathetic shake of hit stubby old whip, "although I get up by the light of a lantern, take down shutters and sweep out the store, cairy sugar and tea from morn till dewy eve, to say nothing of slow uk lasses on cold mornings, and all for two dollars per week, and eat off myself, yet would I have it known that on St. Valentine's Day no g'ocery-man in all Brookfi-ld b:ings his lady so fine a valentine as I!'' "What is a waluntine, Billy?" lie looked down at her with a wise, explanatory expression upon his broad, freckled face. A waluntiue, Lady Ann, is a a well, if you love me as I love you, m kaifecan cnt our love in two, and I send you a waluntine. No, that isn't quite right, because I might be violently attached to you, and you not be able to reM:ercate my affections, as some of 'em say, but still I might send you a waluntine Fee?" "Well, what is it, Billy?" "It's a softener," said Billy. "A softener!" she repeded. "Let me see it." He handed her a valentine he could ill afford to buy. "Why, it's a pretty letter, w ith flow ers and birds on it! Oh, you good Billy!" "1 hope the 'sentunient,' as they call it, is all right" he said. "I hidn't time to read it. I'm off now to carry sugar and fiour to Squire Johnson's; may the flour m:ike heavy bread, and the sugar sweeten less than sand. Your grand father is a double-djed villain; did you know it, Ladv Ann?" "I w-i-l L" said Lady Ann, spelling out the words of her valentine. "He is a scoundrel, Lady Ann!" "Is hp?" ttlm Mid tvM.IK- u.l l;ifU girl told me he would chase me away if 1 went to his house; but I dont want to go to his house." "He wouldn't." "Why not?" she said indifferently. "Cause he couldn't." "Can't he run?" "Xo." "Has he broke bis foot?" Ladv Ann's tone had a slight touch of sympathy. "Xo," s tid Billy as lie took up the reins, "but lie is sick. When folks lock their doors on their own children, and then swallow the key, it 'most general ly makes 'em sick." "Billy!" exclaimed Lady Ann, "has grandpa swallowed a key?" " Tes. and it lies heavy." said Billv, "and good enough -for him. Uieh a he Is, no one will send him a waluntine to-day, Ladv Ann." "Say, Biliy " But the red pung with its heavy bells bad gone on its wav. Left alone Lady Ann gave up the speliing and kept thinking to herself; "Biliy says my grandpa has swallowed a kev, and no matter if his pocket is full of money nobody will send hiui a wal untine even if he is sick"' Looking through the snow-laden trees she could see the great house where her grandfather lived. She open ed the valentine, smelt at once of the painted roses, and kissed thetwo doves that looked out at her. Simple little Lady Ann! At the fame moment there came into her thoughts the few words her mother had taught her to sav every night in her prayer for her grandfather, whose band she had never touched. "lie shall have a waluntine!': she said. Crmly,-and the stubby little boots slatted up the hill asfast as her fat baby legs could propel them. "Dost thou suppose, Peeree, that yonder horrid boy can call that music?" said Peedee, as the birds flew back, after the red pung was well out of hear ing. 'Billy's eara are so big," said ree ree, "that a fine, bird-like sound might be lost in traveling through them; but his heart moves as quickly as a bird's. There would have been no valentine for little Lady Ann to-day if Billy had for gotten her." "See!" slid Peedee. "The Lady Ann is trudging fast away, and she has not thrown us crumb." "And hast thou earned thy crumb, Peedee? Come, let us fly fast before her and tell the house-dog she is com ing, that he may have a care of her." "Why need we haste, Peedee? Short legs travel but slowly throngh deep snow." "Aye; but a warm heart breaketh a path like the sun, Peedee." By the time Lady Ann reached the great house, her breath came very fast. and she was obliged: to sit down on the stone steps to rest. As she sat there, a huge dog came and rubbed his cold noise on her red cheek and wagged his tail most politely. When she was rest ed, she walked up and down the wide piazza and looked m through the long windows. There, at last, the house keeper saw her, came out, aud told her gentlv to go away. "Are you not little Ann?" she said. "The Squire is in pain to-day, and if he should see you he would be very angry." "The key hurts him very much." thought Lady Ann. bat she said: "Here isa waluntine for him, will you put it in his hand?" "I dare not, little Ann," said the woman. 'Why?" said Lady Ann, in wild as tonishment. "Don't you give him a waluntine, big though you are! Then let me go in." "Well, then, come in." said the house keeper, kindly, adding under her breath, -may ue, good win come or it," W ith the house-dog close following at her heels, and her "waluntine" so tightly clutched that the doves and flowers within were sadly mixed, little Lady Ann, for the tirst tune entered tier grandfather's house. In a great chair before the open Cre of his own room sat the Squire, with his ueaa nacK ana ins eves closed. "This is Mary's child." said the old log, coming in before Lady Ann, as if he felt called upon to introduce her. And then he thought within himself. 'This child's mother fed me when I was a pup. Should a dog remember better than his master?" It may be the Squire understood him. for he raised his cne high in the air and cried sternly: "Begone, sir!" But w hen he saw the round little figure of lady Ann he dropped the cane, pulled down the gold spectacles from the top of his head and stared at her without a word. And as she advanced and placed the vanentine upon the old man's knee the house-do,; followed close behind her, wagging nis tall slowly. "What is this?" demanded the crusty Squire, knitting his brows. "A waluntine," said she, not without a small pang, as she thonght of the beautiful doves and flowers, now lost to tier iorever. "What's a waluntine?" he asked. looking down at her bright little face. "A waluntine is a softener," she said instantly, rather proud that she had not forgotten Billy's definition. A tcAaf.-" exclaimed the Squire. frowning fiercely. "A softener, " said Ladv Ann; not at all afraid, and sura that the word must mean someth.ng very nice. And then she added. In a coaxing tone: "Read it." God seldom closes every channel to an old man's heart. Proud, unforgiv- in rr Avon ivnol OAmaf i rrw.a 4 ha nlil Qnnira iauvsa v. uv tnuivuii u tuv viv -vj miv still had a rare sense of the ridiculous, and he read aloud: "I w Jl not part from thee, I win not let tliee free. Till thou dost promise me my Valeutlne to be. When he bad read these Imps, and looked over the top of the valentine, and when he saw the small .Lady Ann sitting before ihe fire, he wondered if she meant to sit there until he bad promised. He thought he saw a pa tient determination in every feature, not excepting the stubby rubber boot which persistently pointed at him, on account of its owner being obliged to hold it up accross the other to rest the little short legs which had trudged so far to give bim pleasure. He never could tell just bow it was he only knew he laughed as he bad not laughed for years, which opened the one chan nel to his heart so wide that, almost lie fore be knew it, the little Ladv Ann went drifting in, coarse red hood, rub ber boots, and all! What name do you bear?" he asked, as he wiped away the tears that follow ed the laugh. "My name?" she said, laughing, too. "Yes what name does your what do they call you?" "Ann." "Just Ann, plain Ann?" he said. "No i-e's nor e-y's?" "Billy calls me Lady Ann," she an swered. "Aye! that leggar Billy. I know him drives Stone's grocery-wagon. When I see him he shall feet my cane on his back." "What. Billy! my Billy! Why he gave me the waluntine!" "Oh. lie did, did he? Told you to fetch it to me. may be." "Xo, he didn't, but he told me you wouldn't have any, and he told me about the key." "What key. child? Billy seems very well informed about me knows more than I myself." "He said you locked all your doors and swallowed the key, and it hurt you but I guess now that he just said it for fun but I lielieved him at first." She shrugged ber small shoulders, laughed ani looked up at the Squire as if she felt quite willing that he as well as herself, should enjoy her simple confidence in Billy. "Well. I almost believe the young scamp was half right. Lady Ann; for when we turn the key against our own, it rusts in the heart in spite of our selves, and that makes pain." Ijidy Ann smiled cheerfully, and rubbed ber boots, polishing first one and then the other with her bright mitten. What had she to do with any thing so old as pain in the heart? The winter sunshine flooded the room. The old dog slept by the fire, and lid net even talk in his "sleep. "Go home, little Ann, said the Squire, "and take this bunch of keys to do Mary, your mother, and tell her they unlock everv door of her home. But. Ladv Ann hang your father! Yet hold, child, a moment; you need not say that." "Xo," said Ladv Ann, with the same cheerful smile; ''I won't say that. When the merry sun went down Lady Ann was sleeping in the great house. Two queer looking rubber boots rested, after their day's work, before the fire. When one fell as if it missed a little round foot and stout leg and could not stand without them, the grandfather set it right again, and laughed in spite of the pain it cost him to move. The house-dog opened his eye Just enough to see that Lady Ann's crushed "waluntine" still lay in the old Squire's hand. ' "I tell thee. Peedee. 1 had it all from the dog all straight from the dog, and not in his sleep. "Then tell me again, if thou wilt, Peeree, for if the spot be pure and free from selfish anger, I should like naught as well as that thou shouldst build near me." "May our children be friends. Pee dee?" "You say the Squire forgives all, and Ieace dwells in the house; but will you not Ml me, Peeree, what made all this trouble at first?" "Ah! Peedee! Peedee! When the sun shines so brgtit. is it a bird that would ask the reason of a storm that is all over? Why, Peedee!" "Thou dost ever chide one so gently, reeree; but answer roe this: would the Squire have opened his heart so wide had the child not been called for his otm mother?" "Dost thou not sec fresh crumbs at the kitchen door, Peedee?'' "Thank God for this happy Four teenth, Peedee! And may Mrs. Peeree, that is to be, never see the new moon over her left wing any more." bomethlng Struck mm. "I like to know if I vhai protected by der law?" he asked as he softly en tered the Central Station. "Just as much as anybody else," re plied the captain as he looked, np from his monthly report "Vbell. dis morning a man comes in mem saloon nnd rays he likes to get warm. JJot vhas all r ght, nnd I tells htm to take some shsira." "Yes." "Purty qneek he begin to breathe haid, like somebody running, nnd pe fore I knows it he fall oafer nnd acts like he vbas dyinc. I tell yon dot makes sbills go ofer me!" "Probably had a fit." '-'I tink so, too, but perore I can go oudt doors two men comes in nnd one of dem cries out: 'Dot vhaj apoplexy like tnnder, nud somepody ro for a doc tor!' " "And who went?" "VhelL 1 doan like to haf some man die in mem saloon and leave his ghost to scare me, nnd so I pat on my hat nnd rush off." "Well." "Vhell, I run two blocks nnd pack, nnd den I find out der shoke on me." -now?" "Vhy. nopody was in dtr saloon any more, Der man gets vhell so qneek ash 1 vhas gone, nnd I miss six pint bottles of prandr," "Ah!" ''Yes, dot vhas 'ah!' on meshnst tree dollar, and I like an officer to come np nnd sht&nd at der door nnd hit some pody mit a glub." He was promised that a sharp look ont should be kept for the three men described, and he went ifway saying: "I vhas madt pecause dot vhas prandy mitont any water in it. nnd I pelief I lock np der blaoa nnd go around t mit some braE-knuckles nnd look for dot apoplexy man. If I find hint nopody will eafer know dot some tiling struck him!" I nit tog Water at Moals. There is a common notion that it is injurious to health to drink freely of water at meals, and we have seen many warnings against the habit, the reader being advised to abstain from drinking until the end of the meal. An article recently published in the Lancet, how ever, leads ns to infer that the idea we, have mentioned finds no sufficient rap port in medical authority. "To mohten food," says that journal, "and prepare it for digestion, it is hardly necessary to say that it should be taken with a meal; a conple of tomblerfnls at dinner is not an excessive quantity for most persons. ' This language indicates that water drinking at meals is not only harmless bnt actively beneficial. Bread sattce. Soak grated bread crumbs ia some while stock, and sim mer them along with a sliced onion, some white peppercorns, cloves and a little salt. When the sauce is sufficiently seasoned, remove the onion and apioes and serve it hot. GirMM and Wlcbea. Probably everyone associates the word garden, with a spot where either useful and necessary vegetables grew and ripen, or where lovely flowers oen their scented petals for our delight; but there are other gardens than these, cultivated, it is true. In the summer season, as are those which are mere familiar, but no flowers grace their beds, unless we so term the geometric crystals which ornament with unvary ing beauty the miry pits. These "salt gardens," as they are called, are oftenest found in the torrid climates of Africa and India w here the warm sun and mild air carry on a natu ral process of evaluation. The flow of the tide is first admitted into a shallow pond, where the mud and some of the other refuse is allowed to settle, and from which the purer water is drawn off into reservoirs, further t ack from the edge of the ocean where a system of pipes causes it to flow into shallower basins, arranged in rectangular order, leaving gutters be tween them by which the water that has deposited its coveted crystals is drawn off. Then the rough sediment is raked into heaps, covered with straw, and allows-1 to remain for a long time that the natural moisture of the atmosphere, by penetrating the mass, may gradually separate from the salt some of the chemical impurities associated with it. thus the natives render it ready for market. Like most of the primitive methods that have been employed by man. however, this natural mode has its disadvantages, as a rain storm ma terially checks the process. Fortunately a kind and wice Providence, knowing the vast importance of this most essen tial article, has stored up for us immense masses both in solid and liquid form where rain and tide cannot hinder our securing it. There is one mine near Liverpool, England, from which crystals are ob tained as clear and colorless as glass. r rom other mines, however, it comes often in varying degrees of cloudy color from gray to red, and must be dissolved and purified. At Lunnberg, in Germany, the natural brine comes welling up from unknown reservoirs. pure and unadulterated, a never-failing flow. At Wiuipfen, anotlier German spring, fresh water is let down by deep shafts into the mass of salt, and then pumped up tiirougn pipes occupying the middle of the shaft, the water having become saturated with the pre cious substance of the surrounding stratum. At Droiterich, in Worcestershire, England, upon sinking a shaft only one hundred and seventy-five feet, the natural brine rises to the surface and overflows, if not pumped out. There the bruie is allowed to flow into iron evaporating ians resting on flues by which heat is brought beneath the pans. The steam is carried off throngh open ings in the roofs of the sheds, and, as the heat can be increased nearly to the boiling point, the evaporation is very rapid and the crystals deposited are very fine, and form our best quality of table salt. The slower the evaporation, the aoarser the grain of the salt; so the gentler heat produces our bay salt and other coarse kinds used for the curing of meats, fish, etc., and the salting of cattle. These natural wells of England are in the vernacular dialect called wiehes, and grants were made to them under that title, by various Saxon kings, even before the time of the Domesday Book. The amount of salt taken from these wells or wiches, must have been enor mons, for when a duty was first laid on salt in the year 1820, the amount yielded by them wa; estimated at 10 000 tons per annum. W hue considering these foreign sources of supply, we must not neglect our own great salt lakes and mines in Pennsylvania. Virginia, Ohio. Xew Y'ork, Louisiana and Utah. In deed, all over Xorth America there seems to be salt wells of varyingdensity, In Canada there is a large salt stratum buried about eight hundred feet below the surface. Among the large deposits of rock salt in Xorth America is that of "Petit Anse," a richly cultivated Island in Louisiana. There, on the estate of Judge Daniel Avery, a well was sunk in 1S01, resulting in the revealing, at a depth of only sixteen or eighteen feet, of a rich deposit. By the tun nelling that has since been done the miners have not succeeded in reaching the margins of the mine in any direc tion. In sinking the shafts at Petit Anse, large quantities of pottery, human bones and stone implements were unearthed. mingled with the bones of mastodons and of deer and oilier game, proving the truth of the old proverb that "there is nothing new under the sun," as eve dently, ages ago, man and beast sought here their common necessity. Thus, in 1801. the mine was only rediscovered. when the great need of our Southern brethera was relieved by the finding of this apparently limitiess supply of salt. Indeed, so important an accessory is this to the animal constitution that cases have been known where death followed its entire absence from food for a period, the mortal disease being accompanied by symptoms of starvation though food had been sufficient to sup port me. The wide-spread supply of salt is most fortunate when we consider the immense number of uses to which it is put, not only for the preservation of life and food, but in the nianuixture of glass, soda, leather, soap, paint. ani even poL-on (corrosive sublimate ueing a mixture or quicksilver and salt, in the proportions of six parts of the first to twelve parts of the sec ond. J In tho Puniaub, in India, some of the salt aepouts are found in an almost pure state, alternating with layers of gypsum, granite, and forming a chain of low mountains destitute of vegeta tion, extending their precipitous and desolate length for nearly t hundred mues. In Africa are found quite laree lakes of which the bottoms seem to be covered, to an unascertained depth, with salt crystals as hard as stone. The natives detach portions from near the margins by means of rude pickaxes. These salt formations are supposed to have resulted from the prevalence of strong southeast winds of the summer season, which blow right in from an ocean particularly saline, bringing with them a vapor which covers the whele country like a thick tog for weeks at a time, and which is densely Impregnated with salt. This settles upon the sur rounding vegetation and upon the sur face of the lakes in the heavy saline in crustation. But larger and more im portant than any other known deposit of salt in any form, is the great salt mine of Wiehczka.in Galicia,a province of Poland where the layer of salt is said to run under the Carpathian moun tains for five hundred miles ina stratum twenty miles broad and twelve hundred feet deep. Imagine a mass of salt extending from Boston to Buffalo, as broad as the distance between Boston and Iiwell. and as deep as the heighth of Mount Tom in Massachusetts. In tli is immense mine, some of the shafts of which are sunk about ten miles southeast of Cracow, nearly the whole number of the population (esti mated ten years ago .t 4,94.").) are em ployed. These mines were discovered in 1233 by a shepherd named Wielicz, and the work upon them has continued from that time to the present, and has lieen the chief source of Polish revenue. They yield now about "i3,000 tons of salt a year. Many most curious features are con tained in these most strange depths. which extend horizontally in four stories of fields, one below the other. In one of the stories the visitor is rowed across a large lake. In all of them the exca vations are remarkable in size, some of them enclosing chapels of which that dedicated to St. Anthony is thirty feet high, and contains images of saints cut out of the solid saline rock which is so pure as to resemble mar ble. In some of the vaults are stables for the immense number of horses employed in the mines, and in others large store houses are used for protecting the hay and other food provided for their use. Some or the vaults are supported by heavy timbers, but most of them by pillars of the salt itself, left un touched by the excavators for this pur pose. Other rooms of vat dimensions are, however, entirely unsupported. Cox, in writing or his visit to these mines. says: "One of these chambers without pillars was certainly eighty feet in heighth, and so extremely long and broad as almost to appear, amid the subterraneous gloom, without limit." The air in the mines is very dry, no moisture being perceptible in them. The air is bracing, and the miners who work in them six or eight hours a day ate free from the diseases usually at tacking their class, ana attain generally to the ordinary age of their fellow-men employed above ground. In Spain, salt is generally found in large masses above ground, forming at Montserrat a hill of hve hundred feet in height and of a circumference of sixteen thousand feet. At Cordone, in Catalonia, there is a layer of about six inches of fertile soil above the stratum of salt. Here and there is a high promotory of salt of a dep red color, and among the grottos and chasms intersecting the ehain of hills of which this promontory is the termination, the salt crysttls hang in many colored stalactites like great bunches of grapes. t'Mt laOlan Cookery. Upon the subject of Indian cookery, a writer says: "In the days when In dia produced pagoda trees and nabobs she had a capital school of native cook ery. Pillaus, kaboKs, mulligatawny soup and innumerable sorts of curry were the dainties that appeared in those days on the table of well-to-do Anglo-Indians, and very good fare they made. But these indigenous dishes are despised by the Kuropean gentry, who insist that their meals shall be Western in look if not in taste. In a few days for instance, there will be on most tables a number of tasteless tntrees with French names, in addition to the perfunctory turkey and ham. The latter are sure to be good of their kind, but the tinned soup and the tinned salmon, the tinned fruit with which the tarts are made, and the tinned peaches at dessert might be replaced with the greatest advantage by the products of the country. Fashion, however, rules otherwise, and under her tyranny the once great school ot Indian cookery is rapidly approaching extinc tion. Our contemporary affirms that it is almost impossible to get a good curry nowadays in India, the native cooks having lost the art of making them. Lniortunately they have not acquired anything more than the "merest smat tering of French cookery, being en tirely indebted for what knowledge they possess to the teaching given them by their masters and mistresses. The con sequence is that dinner parties among Europeans have come to be ostentatious feasts which look well enough on the menus, but are infinitely inferior in every other respect to the repasts which the old school used to set forth on their hos pitable boards. Even the moorghee cutlet, that simple but exquisite plat which only Indian cooks could prepare properly, has almos become a thing of the past, while a pillaued kid stuffed with pistachio nuts would be regarded with horror." Fainted Taatb. The sign "Artist in teeth" hangs from a second-story window in Four teenth street, near Sixth avenue, Xew York. The artist talked freely about his busiuess, which consists in paint ing gold among gentlemen's teetlu He says: "Xo longer does a perfectly white, sound set of teeth attract atten tion of a favorable nature. If a gentle man has not cracks in his teeth he must either go to a dentist and have them made, or else come to me and have sev eral of his teeth painted to give the im pression that they are filled. The loud est laughers at the Vanderbiltball were gentlemen who sat in my chairs pre viously. The gold leaf wears away in time, but it is not injurious and can easily be replaced. A gentleman doesn't care for being fixed np in style to go to his business, but atthaseaoaof the year we are reap ng the harvest of society events, and as you see by looking inside my workroom there is enough work to keep 20 men moving pretty lively. The charge is only 75 cents for a front tooth and $1 75 for a grinder. The back teeth are harder to get at, hence the increase of price. For $7 a man can put his mouth in the latest style." A glimpse into the workroom showed IS society pets with open mouths and 16 bare- armed painters wielding ! long-hand ed paint brushes with golden tips. Friday Unlucky. Will the world ever get over the idea that Friday is an unlucky lav? - That the crucifixion occurred on a Friday is more than can be proved, lint admit' ting all that is claimed, there have been many events occurring 011 this unlucky day that were decidedly the reverse of unlucky. Of course, a long list might lie iriven, but a rew. connected chieny with American history, will do. On Friday, August d. H'.IJ, Columbus sailed fiom Palos, on his memorable voyage of dis covery, and on Friday, Octolier 12th, he discovered the first land, the island which he callid San Salvador. On Friday, March 5, 14'.h;, Henry VIII commissioned John Cabot, and this commission is the first English state paper on record concerning America. On Friday, Septemtar 7, lSo."i, St. Aug ustine, Fhi.. was founded the oldest town in the United States, On Friday, Xovember 10, 1G20, the "Mayflower" made land at Princetown, and on the same day the Pilgrims signed the com pact which was the forerunner of our constitution On Vrid:iv 1 Wnnir OO 1C20, the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Iiock. On Friday, February 22, 17:12, Washington was born. On Friday, October 16, 1775, Bunker Hill was seized and fortifie '. On Friday, Oc tober 8, 1 1 1 7, occurred the surrender at Saratoga. On Friday, September 2", 17H0. Arnold's treason was discovered. On Friday, October 10, 17S1, Cornwal lis surrendered at Yorktown, and the, war for independence ended in com-' plete victory. Other events might be named. In the war with Mexico the battle of Palo Alto began on Friday. The northwestern boundary question, which threatened war with England, was settled on FrUay of the same year. On Friday the Confederates captured Fort Sumter, and precipitated the. war for the Union. The Port Royal forts were taken by the Union forces on Friday; the battle of Pea Bidge closed on Friday, slavery was abolished in the District of Columbia on Friday; Fort Pulaski was taken, Memphis was taken, Fredericksburg bombard!, the battle of Gettysburg was ended, Iee defeated at Five Forks, the Union flag restored to x ort Sumpter, all on I riday. ilalmy Sleep, Prominent physicians tell us a person should never be waked except in caes of urgent necessity. A man in his na tural state Is healthy. The ailments of parents are often visited upon the chil dren, not because it is a source of pleas ure to the Almighty, but because it 13 nature's law. One of nature's laws is that a man is benefitted by sleep. If it had been intended that a man should work twenty-four hours nature would have made the sun shine all the time. The man whodisregards the demands of his body and mind for the amount of rest that nature claimssnffers sooner or later. Xature is the best book keeper the world ever saw. You may over draw, but you always piy back the last penny, and often give up the ransom. Shyl'vlc demanded of Antonio, and sometimes even more than the pound of flesh The man who attempts to steal from nature finds his mistake. When a man falls asleep he is ia a shop for repairs. All the intricate ma chinery of his body is being overhauled and put in order for the next day's work. Xatwa knows what the tired body deeds. She lays it on a bed, sur rounds it wit the refreshing air of night, covers It with darkness, and lets the man rest. "Tired nature's sweet restorer balmy sleep," visits him, and as the hours pass by his energies are renewed, his strength comes back, and. finally, when the sunlight steals through the window, he opens his eyes and feels like a new man. If he is early to bed he awakes correspondingly early. Xow, who will go to that man's side an hour before he opens his eyes, and say to nature: "Stand aside and let him up; he has had enough of rest?" Well, nature will say: "You can take him if you will, but I will charge him with an hour's loss of sleep, and I'll collect it out of his bones and nerves and hair and eyes. You can't cheat hne, I'll find property to levy on." The old law used to be eight hours for sleep, eight hours for the usual vocation, and eight hours for the service of God. The day was divided into three equal parts, and each part was devoted to its own purpose. Do we obey the prompt tings of the inner life, and give both soul and body their needful rest and rec reation? A day of settlement will surely come, when each one will see how his bank account stands with his Maker. The Value of Alaska. Senator Ingalls, of Kansas, is au thority for the ruthless and sweeping condemnation of Alaska as "the most wortliless territorial acquisition any government was ever a ill ie ted with." It is certain to those who know much about Alaska that it is not nearly the worthless territorial acquisition" that ha brands it In the first place, Alaska is very large larger than all that terri tory which forty years ago was known as the "Great American Desert," whereof the State of Kansas is a part, and forty yeax3 ago not esteemed more highly than the Senator now holds Alaska. In the second place, Alaska has very valuable fisheries' of salmon, cod, halibut and king salmon, as yet but little developed, but enough to in dicate that in a few years, with a suit able government for that territory, they will be worth as much as those of Xew Foundland and Xova Scotia, both for food supply aud the creation of a mer cantile marine on the American coast of the Pacific. In the third place Alaska is covered in many parts with the beet forests in the world. Alaska has mines of gold, copper, iron and coal, not much developed as yet, but enough to encourage the hope that, after the gold mines south of them in our country shall be exhausted Alaska will become one of the greatest producers of this metal In the world. Its climate is on the coast less rigor ous Uiau tn at oi Newiounaiana, or Sweden, or Xorway, or the Baltic coatt of Russia. There are good reasons for the belief that wheat .can be made a profitable crop in parts of the Yukon valley. And the cedars of Alaska are better mid infinitely more inexhaust- able than the famed cedars of Lebanon. Such a country, covering as "It does an area of more tlian half a unllioa square miles, having a long coast line, good harbors, many habitable islands, mines of the precious and useful metals, forests without end, fisheries and great rivers, albeit its depths are as yet un' explored, is not to be condemned out oi hand as tne .Kansas senator con demns it. I Tha Mazleaa Cllmat. The climate is another disappoint ment. We are told that the tempera ture never varie3 more than ten degrees from year to year, but stands eternally between K) and 70 degrees; that it is a summer land or fruits and Bowers, cloudless skies and perpetual sunshine. All this Is true in a certain sense, and yet it is the meanest climate on the face of fie earth: Although far within the tropics, the valley of Mexico lies at an altitude of nearly eight thousand feet, and the summit of Mount Washington, you know. Is. only between six andsev n thousand. In summer, during the five months of rainy season, certain hours of every dty are devoted to a de luge; and in winter, though fruits abound and roses flourish, there is a damp chilliness in the air which pene trates the very marrow of one's bones worse than the densest fog London ever knew. It is a climate of contradictions, aggravated by tho absence of all con venience for producing warmth and dry ness, liiat master painter ot cities, Cannalitti, would have delighted in the remarkable transparency of this atmos phere, through which the distant hills, twenty miles away, look like a barrier at the end of the street. The sky is dark, ultramirine blue. and a May mildness ia in the air at noon on these Jantary days worthy of "Xap les, the Beautiful." The plazas and gar dens are gay with flowers, great bouquets as large as cartwheels can be bought for 25 cents (which in Washington would cost from 310 to 125); fruits are as plentiful as stones in the streets strawberries, red-ripe, at three cents a bushel, great granades de China, pom egranates with crimson hearts, limes, mangoes, a thousand luscious trouical varieties of unknown names, and loads ujxn loads of golden oranges, forty of which are offered for a "madeo." six cents. The dark -eyed daughters of old ,Cas- tile" go flitting about the streets in summer drtsses and almost universally wun no wrap or covering for the head but the lace mantilla, a tiny corner of jich is pinned upon the back hair, falls 1 ghtly over the shoulders ani is careful ly crossed m front. But tiere is an other side to this charming picture. The ancient "cas;is" and modern palac es till built alike on the same general plan of Moorish architecture have walls from four to nine feet thick, which retain dampness eternally, and are guileless of any manner of heating arrangements. Xo stoves or grates are possible, because there are no chimneys. and thousands of rooms, opening into the inevitable inner court, have onlv the one door, which serves also as a window, for the almittance of sun and air. J. he result is a rheumatic, azue- prxluc a, neuralgia-provoking atmos phere from the accumulated mold or damp of centuries, in which one lives, and speedily die unless much out of doors. A few enterprising Ameri cans have tried the cold comfort of coal-oil stoves, te the great detriment of lungs aad pockets (with petroleum at 51 ir gallon), and not a few of them have inadevertetly committed suicides by experimenting with charcoal braz iers. Almost constant exercise in the open air is necessary here, and to pre serve health one soon becomes a peram bulating drug-shop, stocked with qui nine and mescal. The knowledge that far more than a thousand years this has been the site of a populous citv. with no possibility of drainage, but on the contrary has been drained into from all the surrounding country effective ly destroys the most rabid prohibition ist s desire to take water "straight." Those "to the manner born," or to the manner educated, never drink water at all, except in combination. Imported wines, which are cheap and plentiful. are the universal table drink here as in Europe, and the native table beer, mes cal and other beverages made from the maguey or "century" plant, are nec essary to health and far less harmful in their effects than the fatal water guz zling which our de.tr but mismiided Ohio friends insisted upon. Drunken ness is a rare sight indeed in this and other countries where cold water is not made a hobby. In our own beloved land, and especiay in that State now known as the "stepmother of Presi dents;" we havelejunatthe wrong end of tl question, and are making drunk ards of our boys with diabolical presis tency first by exciting the spirit of Jiotiier tve, which is the heritage of all her descendants when forbidden fruit is in question; and, second, by permitting the manufacture of poison ous compounds, instead of having pure leverages as carefully regulated bv law as the quality of oar burning fluids. Heads and Talla. In aa alley off Griswold street, Detroit, shortly after noon, several people saw a middle-aged man and woman sitting flat on the snow, while the lap of the lady was fairly covered with greenbacks which the pair were counting. The presence of spectators did not stop the count nor seem to annoy the counters, but after the pile nad oeen naadied over, bill by bill, the man called out: "Durn my buttons, but we've missed it again!" "What are you doing?" asked one of the spectators. "Why, I've drawed SGOO from the bank, and we are counting it over to see if it's all right" "And isn't it?" "X o. I counted fust and made 3010. Then the old woman counted and made S500. Then I counted and made $020, and now she's handled the pile and there's .535." "And I'm right," said the woman. "I don't believe it!" he replied. You never went to skule a day in your life, and what do you know about counting?" "And when did you go to skule?" she hotly demanded. "If thir's 5)00 in that pile I'll eat every dollar of it!" "I'll count for you," said one of the spectators, and in about five minutes he announced that the sum total was ai even 5000." A secoudfwas a-ked to count it, and he made the total the same. "That's all right," said the old man as he stuffed the "wad" hito his over coat pocket and rose up. "I don't know about that!" added the wife. "S'posen we git home aud find we are 550 short?" "You come along!" he commanded. "Don't you see that we have both of us made a show ot our ignorance? I'm a thinkin' of runnin' fur the Legisla ture and you are boss of two sewin' societies, and here we've went and let on that we don't know 'nuff to count np a drove o' hogs and make tails tally with tne beads; ' DrinK It fiom th Cup. " Cotnme est-il js.iihh ?" demanded the Abbe. "I did exactly like the rest of the company. u(pv,lle absnnlite " exclaimed the other "You did a hundred things which no one else did. First, when you sat down at the table, what did you do with your napkin?" "My napkinl" Why, just what every body else did. I unfolded it and fas tened it to my button-hole." "Ah, my dear friend," said Delille. "you were the only one of the party who did that. Xooue hangs his napkin up in that style. They content them selves with placing it across their knees. And what did you do when you were served to soup?" "Like the others, surely. I took my spoon in my right hand, and my fork in my left" 'Your fork! Who ever saw any one eat bread out of their soup plate with a fork before?" "After your soup, what did you eat?" "A fresh egg." "And what did you do with the shell?" "Handed it to the servant." "Without breaking it up?" "Yes, without breaking it up, of course." "Ah, my dear Abbe, nobody ever eats an egg without breaking the shell after wards." exclaimed Abbe Delille. "And after your egg?" "I asked the Abbe Kadonvilliers to send me a piece of the hen near bim " "Bless my soul ' a piece of the hen l One should never speak of hens out of the heunerry. You should have asked for a piece of fowl or chicken. But you say nothing of your manner of ask ing for wine." "Like the others, I asked for claret and champagne." "Let me inform you that one should always ask for claret wine and cham pagne wine. But how did you eat your bread?" "Surely I did that comme il faui. I cut it with my kuife into small mouth -fuls, and ate it with my fingers." "Bread should never be cut, but al- wavs broken with the fingers. But the coffee, how did you manage that?" "it was rather hot, so I poured a lit tle of It into my saucer and drank it." "Well, there you committed the greatest error. 1 ou should never pour either coffee or tea into your saucer. but always let it cool and drink it from the cup." Familiar Saying. If other persons share the curiositv I have had, says a writer, as to the ongin of many familiar old sayings, they may like to have here the explan ation of some such, which I found recently in an English book. The ma jority of these proverbial saying are, I suppose, or old date, and come down to us from our English or Dutch fore fathers. Here is the origin of the ex pression tick," for credit, which 1 have always taken to bo quite modem slang. It seems, on the contrary, that it is as old as the seventeenth century. and is corrupted from ticket, as a tradesman's bill was then commonly called. On tick was on ticket. "Humble pie" refers to the days when the J nglish forests were stocked with deer, aud venison pastry was commonly seen on the tables of the wealthy. The inferior and refuse por tions of the deer te.med the "umbles," were generally appropriated to the poor, who made theiu into a pie; hence mnble pie" became suggestive of poverty, and afterward was applied to degradations of other kinds. "A wild goose chase" was a sort of racing, resembling the flying of wild geese, in which, after one horse had gotten the lead, the other was obliged to follow after. As the secoud horse generally exhausted himself In vain efforts to overtake the first, this mode of racing was tiuullv discontinued. The expression "a feather in his cap" did not signify merely the right to dec orate one's self with some token of success, but referred to an ancient cus tom among the people of Hungary, o' which mention is made in Lansdowne manuscripts in the British Museum. Xone but he who had killed a Turk was uermitted to adorn himself In this fashion, or to -shew the number of his slaine enemys by the number of fethers in his cappe." It occurs to me to question whether the similar phrase to "plume nunseif" has not its source m the same tradition. A "baker's dozen" was originally the devil's dozen, thirteen being the number of witches supposed io sit down together at their great meetings or sab baths; hence the superstition about sitting thirteen at table. The baker was au unpopular character and became substitute for the devil. The explanation of the proverbial saying about "Hobson's choice" is given by Steele in the Spectator, No. 500. llobson kept a livery stable, his stalls being ranged one behind another, counting from the door. Each cus tomer was obliged to take the horse which happened to be in the stall near est the door, this chance fashion of serv ing being thought to secure perfect impartiality. Egyptian and Aasrrlan. In the Egvptian and Assyrian gal lery at the British Museum, Sriidan, and in close contiguity to the Hittite monuments and the bronze gates of Shalmaneser, there has just been placed an object of considerable interest a bronze doorstep from the great temple of E Saggil, at Borshippa, a suburb or division of Babylon. The doorstep not oidy has inscribe! on it the name of Nebuchadnezzar, but also mentions his health or restoration to health. The doorstep may thus have been a votive offering. The thought may suggest itself whether the inscription on the doorstep has any relation to the mad ness of X'ebucadnezzar spoken of in the very well-known words of the fourth chapter of Daniel, which record how the renowned monarch, after looking with pride on the great Baby Ion which he had built, was in the "same hour driven from among men, and dii eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with the dews ot heaven, till his hair was grown like eagles' feathers, and his nails like birds' claw3." It would not, however, be easy to nuke such aa identification. The temple of E 'Sag gil, to which the doorstep pertained, was a famous seat of Babylonian idola try, and remained such until the time of Xabonidas, the kst Babylonian king. The dedication of the doorstep would thus scarcely be consistent with Xebucadnezzar'3 worshipping the God of Israel, as mentioned in Daniel, iv , 34-37. i'i- ;Hi . - I: -;i (it.; fin; u