11 n r mm WW WW B. F. SOHWEIER, TEE OOIBTITirnOI THE UHOI-AID THE EfTOEOEMEIT 0? TEE LAY8. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXXVII. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 29. 1SS3. NO. 35. 7 fi ul-t Miadow, darkling fall- 1 i.c 4Y y Calling rain. ' A- 1. u W, on .,.u an .;.:U L..,-. thai yet 1 iv - u,. u, oul, fade ,ud a,,. ' A i.J mat. ii the tilling rain. J.. ..n.. a ith ,1 it. U,M , Jvr 1 L-ar I he nummer . ru. 1 M. inoryr Uiim to brine J i . aJ brie, h..ur, with bm-r stig, Ha. I to tny heart apain; b TL. parting morJ ot f()llJ M VI cu ( l pretext, love liueri?i,r yrt I nunudiul ,.f ,hr raiu 6 ' ' A L' br.-f. iidl t ,- ... , t aching heart tii'klf luttkM i . 1 . j -. n. Kl hot, iim.:.rt i..iiin m their train Nay. i,y uiy hirt; tk upward wine . rtu 1 M.-umrj: thv Ming b' Mu..! vuUh ith the ran. 1 U-Kfb udj.-r wui the .ng I trill row,mith it plaintirl thrill, ' Add tnw to the strain, A. trajrrant prrfunie iftlv How t rtu hamthorn bl,w..ui bending low l'-t down by wiud and raiu. . --, A FAIR I'KIOI). V-rillll wtftil.Inrv ...... f- , I 1'".-, uunu 111)111 XI carriage that liad been sent from Hoy hks to meet hiuu. thoueht what the al pretty picture she made that slender tiat-eiui young (tin siandmg ia the I-u d.orway i.f the grand old lnau the westering sunlight slanting uT, rv her wliito-rn)il i;riin. .. .. i - - - ....... ..5,..., aim l.iienng m a glory on her yellow hair anJ r-ee-lntf complexion. tvidently the was exjieeting some ne, and Vernon could not fad to see the l..k of inquiry in her blue eyes as he went up the step towards her, and the thought flashed over him that she was like a young saint on her shrine, aiid lie the worshipper. A he went up nearer her, valise in hand, the look of inquiry suddenly t handed into a little flush and smile of a-u ranee. 1 am quite sure this ia Mr. Ver non?"' "And so am I " '-Only I am not quite so sure who you are' He laughed at this informal style of liitiotlut-tion. " h, I aut Genevieve haven't you rwr heard Mr. Uascom sjieak of me." "I have not seen or heard from my trrandfather for twenty years," he said gravely, "and I only come now in obe dience to his dying request." A surpri.-ied look was in her face. 'ou have not come much too soon," she answered. Mr. Bascom asks for ou every tew minutes, and I told him 1 would watch for the carriage and brinjj you at once when you came. hail 1 take you to him now? lie is a'.oiie, but for Miss Carlyon." Vernon followed her iu through the iu:ti;iiit)-eiit hall, paved with colored marble iu fanciful patterns, thinking with a curious little sensation that it was the tirst time in a score of years thai he had crossed the threshold of Koyal aks to which he should right fully be sole heir, but which ill all human probability, he never would possess, because of a deej-rooted long standing grudge his grandfather held aaainst him because he was his moth er s child, and she had married Otis Vernon against her father's consent. And because young Vernon had his father's name and his father" look and manners, old Mr. liascom had one day told him lie needn't come to Koyal aks an? more, because as his mother was dead, there was no longer any lnediuui of welcome for him. n for the Hi st time in twenty years, Otis Vernon crossed the threshold of Koal Oaks, aiid met his fate when he looked in Genevieve's sweet blue eyes. Everything was so strange to htm this lovely fair-haired girl, whose name was Genevieve, the other splendid looking woman who was sitting by the man's bed, and whom Genevieve briefly presented "MissCarlyon,Mr. eruon" a creamy-skinned, crimfon-luled girl, w ith eves ami hair like midnight. Old Mr. ilascom gave him a sniff ol perforce welcome. "Vou and Genevieve may leave the room," he said to Miss Carlyon, in his ,.uw tli:it. reiuember- ing so well, seemed the only lamilwr thing about it all. , , , Then he told Otis to come up lside -I didn't send for you because 1 tsix-cially wanted to see you on my own account," he sail abruptly. iou know I am not in the habit of miiR-mg matters, and I see no reason for doing auv differently because I happen to be on my dying bed." It seemed strange impossible to rea lize that these hard imperious i words came from a dying man, and eraou was at a loss to know w hat to say. "I came at once when you sent, he answ ered courteously. , "And it is a good thing that ou did the old man replied curtly. What I have to say to you , is ust this "I leave a fortune and estate 23" valuables worth just exactly two hundred thousand dollars. It you want tt you can have it by marrymg Alii Carlvou. If you don't marry her, yocaSCeit." That's all there , as you please." ... hanl. aj. JuSHoi- up from the pinched pale iace "-1 '.ilitv " ThU Umyof whom an uupossibdity. r1"" J er to me. you speak is an entire Strang rcareingforher to order. . ... 11(1iT. and as Vernon spoKe coiui . f--- he spoke it ure tZ long in month a week would be too Jo g all I have to say." a room "I suppose they'U fg somewhei you'd ",sBe'r-you you are here untd aiter U s o ve J can have an opportunity uaintMwitMissyon. ut the end was not qune Vernon stayed tacj g J be where Genevieve "faTfento. he bad come to "fotegee t;ie told him that f e flogusta ot Mr. Bascoin's, but that 48 ffi? on-had his favor. Miss f'a.n, v . . "F"1""""" superseded her in carlFuTly11 'atched Miss Cbon very c.mmirintd and eruon al.t!!:? .J.8inS P ay and Ge,ievinrr1",s,le ;V. :'reas little ever. Z T " eotuU0IU8t what. Phiu"iW 8,.mJ'le ittle Vet ma T B e eaf"est "ads. love with , nin. fe" desItely in I . i ,'.er' aud Wore one w-eak e Iffi bny Lad I11116 P ' d that iLrW..11"'' e would have be hk I,uuuml thousand "e l as far as he was concerned. -OtU v!n wrthout, 8trKle though or le n TU Would Lavt more wilfc f ? hui"an,h "ebeen placid ;.i.u,-i . bucu a aariiug as f ,i hi , t!' V ""truthful wirt him J al llg,lted 80 at 8iSbt of And Aumwta ...t. have dou.,1 T!r"","u. C0Ula .mi;..... : ... was no wo. ii f "T? wouian, who 'l,have IlaUed "I- tm man she VI. . j.. . . tu aim was nriiiiii owi i . uu sue am not in the leant utn we in uie very ptimouticwl devo- I It ill I Lait U'llAi. I I. a t ... .. .nrru me lovers, and so every- ... juicily aiong until One storniv Jnlv ni.Tiit .. i , j m il a i null "c.-auuwer mat had threatened for hours, burst over itmni t .,i ; I . - - . ... . -u .11 1UO. - ...vm ociiicu iiuo a iKuring ram storm. . " Air. enion had spent the evening with Genevieve in the library, and had told her in a lover's frank confidence just what was before him, according to Ilia i.ra...lr..l T. . . . 6'""iiiuer a win, ana took lier in his arms and told her how infinitely he preferred her and her sweet love to all the goods the gods could give him. He asked her it she would be his wife, and told her how he loved her in all of love's most eloquent words. And Genevieve, w ith a little happy smile on her baby-sweet mouth, and an upward rapturous hok of her innocent blue eyes, did not say him nay. "I almost believe I loved you that very first day, Otis," she said. "And I know I did, my darling, when I saw you standing there in the flickering sunlight, looking like a saint throned on her shrine. That was at 8 o'clock of that wet July night, and at eleven a servant rapjied on enion's door would he please go at once to Mr. Bascom, Miss Carlyon legged-he was very much worse, and she was alarmed at "his symptoms. eruon found Augusta disniaved and anxious but the thought that first flashea over him as he oiieued the door and saw her leaning over the sufferer, was now ueaumui sne was. The next, how niarvelousiy well she had played her cards to have become so great a favorite with this rich old num. I do not understand his symptoms." she said disuiayedly. "Dr. Fortune told me what to expect but there was nothing said of such agony as this." ee oh It is terriblel" 'Do send Ilavis at once for Dr. Fortune, Mr. Vernon." That the old man was in mortal agony was apparent, and Vernon in stantly despatched a carriage for the doctor, then returned to the bedside. 1 have done all 1 could," Augusta said pitifully. "But I cannot endure to see him suffer so." Vernon looked straight at her. "Are you so much attached to my gi-audfatlier?" A very taint utile nusn weni mio her cheeks. He has been very good to me," she said simply. "He heard me sing, and volunteered to cultivate my voice, ana it ended in my coming to this beautiful home." "And completely ruining Gene vieve's chances." he said, so sternly that he felt chagrined as he saw the look on her face. A look that instantly changed to one of haughty coldness. "Genevieve lias not chosen to devote herself to her best friend. I have." A little sneering smile was on his handsome mouth, he almost answered her that she had played for high stakes and played them well. He was surprised at her next words abrupt eager. "You do not like me, Mr. v ernon, why I cannot tell, but at risk of offend ing you beyond hoie, I shall say this to vou, Genevieve " He stopped her by an imperative gesture. . "I sliall hear nothing unkind against the charming girl w ho has honored me by promising to be my wife." Their eyes met iu a glance almost defiant. ... , i Then Miss Carlyon's lips relaxed slowly into almost a smile. "You are right. We will not sieak of her. Mr. Vernon, do you think Mr. Bascom is easier r" "I should say he was." "Can you leave him to me until the doctor gets herer You must be worn out you look very tired." His sudden kindness of siech made her cheeks flush. "Thank you. I am tired, and 1 have done all that anyone could do. If you will be so good as to wateh by him ten minutes or so, while I gam a UtSherwenTaway, and Vernon, seeing the quiet into w hich the old man was rekiDsintr laid himself down on the loS at the head of the bed, to wait until the doctor should come, and to think over the intense bappmess Uiat had come to him that night. U n, silently, softly, stealthily, with glance around the apparently unguarded room, Genevieve came in, went up to the little marble-top medi cine table, and hastily, but firmly oTred hali a dozen dropsof iinuid from a vial in uer the eoblet of medicine, and then glided "ffle had come, leaving ernon Svzed with horror and fear, scarcely KEKSk to Dr. Fortune as he came iuto the room a momeut huer lia icilll aiid men wi'i - . EdSftw gave an exclamation of surprise- , . id tben "Air. cascoiu i an ... i..m ..iniinu m. reiaiea jui Miss vanj"" . stopping as he "Somebody has done n, " Somel)dy has aone - solemnly. "There w.u investigation uei. iJe her note that somebody had thrust under ner uoor live minutes before. 1.- T, . a ui ueaven-3 sate get away as quick as you can! I was a witness to i juu mo. i can understand your motive to have us think your fortu- uaie rnai was in naste to secure her fortune, so that vou might nrofit bv her disgrace. But I cannot endure to think that the woman whom I have kissed is in danger of the hangman's ore. ei away ior Heaven s saKe. Good-bye." And when daylight came, Genevieve was far away, and no one ever saw her arierwanis. Six mouths later Otis Vernon stoo.1 before Augusta Carlvon. srrave. eairer. earnest. "If you do not think nie unwnrlhv. Augusta. I Was sure I loved her but ! "Your sweetness and mtieuce and goodness too has taught me my own heart's needs, and, besides, you know what my grandfather's w ill says. Dear, w ill yon take me. and let us blot out all the horror of the iwst, and make Koyal Oakes the bonniust. hanniest home that wedded lovers ever had?" And she laid her head on his breast. and let him kiss her for yes It' s Wafer. A few years since a man of high re- sctability was tried on tlie charge of forging a w ill, in w hich it was discover ed he had an indirect interest to a large amount. Samuel Warren, the celebrat ed author of the "Diary of a Physician," was a socia ted with the prosecuting at torney, and the case was tried before Lord Denman. The prisoner being arraigned, and the formalities gone through w ith, the pro secutor, placing his thumb over the seal, held up the will and demanded of the prisoner if he had seen the testator sign the instrument, to winch he promptly answered he had. 'And did you sign it at his request as subscribing witueio?' 1 did." Was it sealed with red or black wax?" With red wax." 'Did you see hiin seal it with red wax?" "I did." ''Where was the testator "when he signed and sealed this will?' 'In his bed." 'Pray, how long a piece of wax did he use?" - "About three or four inches long.' '"Who gave testator this piece Of wax?" I did." 'Where did you get it?" 'From the drawer of his desk." How did you light that piece of wax" With a candle " Where did that candle come from?" I got it out of a cupboard in his room." "How long was that pieceof candle?" "Perhaps four or five inches long." "Who lit that piece of candle?" "I lit it." "With what?" "With a match." ''Where did you get that match?" "On the mantel-shelf in the room." Here Warren paused and fixed his large, deep blue eyes ujwu the prisoner. lie held the will up above his head, his thumb stdl resting on the seal, and said m a solemn, measured tone: . .Now, sir, tiiton your solemn oath, vou saw testator sign tliat will he sign ed it in his bed at his request you igned it as a subscribing witness you saw him seal it with red wax a piece of wax, two, three, or four inches long; he lit that wax w ith a piece of candle, which you procured for turn from a cup board; you lit that candle by a match which you found on the mantle-shelf?" I did." 'Once more, sir,, upon your solemn oath, you did?" I did." 'My Lord," exclaimed the triumph ant attorney, "it's a wafer!" A Young .lrl Room. A young girl's room may be furnish ed daintily and in exquisite taste at a small expense. The chief outlay will be for a bedstead. This cannot be con structed out of a pine board and a bit of muslin, though many other things may be; but a handsome painted bed stead of blue and white is the first re quirement of this room. The floor may be covered with plain wnue niaiing. or of blue and white plaid, with a soft rug at the side of the bed; a dressing-case f white wood, covered with blue silesia, with white wood washstaud is also needed. This, like the dressing- table, should have the under part en tirely concealed by branches of the silesia and muslin. These should be gathered slightly at the top, so that they will fall in graceful folds. The curtains should be of the muslin, drap ed, and the bedspread and pillow covers ot the muslin over silesia also. The bedspread should, of course, lie smooth ly over the bed, and be tucked in at the end and sides, unlike the lace ones, which hang over. The muslin or the pillow-covers may be shirred at the top and the bottom, if you like the full look the shirring gives; they need, in this case, no edges, and in fact when put over the silesia plainly, do not trim them with lace, unless you add this adornment to the curtains, but finish with a plain hem. With the various trifling ornaments a young girl gathers about her, the room wm receive any thing it may need iu color to brighten it. A. room so prettily furnished may be a real help to a girl; it will not be easv for her to cultivate disorderly habits there, for the effect she has worked to create would be entirely marred. TM South. Thirty years ago uie total value of the Southern croi of cotton, tobacco, rice, hay, hemp ana sugar-cane was 51 :m 005.723. The census report of ISoU shows tne soumern iariu prouucia were, in the last census year, valued at $700,000,000, one-third of which was the value of the cotton product, which remains the great staple ol tne outu, whose standing in the markets of the world lias not been affected by the East and West Indian, the Brazilian and the EirvDtian cultivation. Instead of send ing all the cotton to Sew England and Old ngiana, uie oouui iu uaj io iwiu inir ud as the seat of a great cotton ma nufacturing interest, so that the cheap er or coarse grades of cotton cloth are readily made for home consumption, and are competing with the Xew Eng land mills successfully. The Albany Penitentiary encloses 770 prisoners, of w horn muety are wo LontioR'fl Foundling Uoapital. The Foundling Hospital, situated in Guilford street, was founded by Mr. 1 nomas Coram, a mercantile captain. w ho became interested in the fate of the numerous infants who, a century and a halt since, were so frequently to be seen exosed iu the streets, where they were left to perish by their parents. After seventeen vears of difficulties he obtained the grant of a charter from George II, Octolier, 17o9, giving him permission to erect a hospital for the support of deserted infants, and in Oc tober, 1740, there appeared a notice on the door of a house in 11 at ton Garden to the effect that twenty children under the age of two mouths would be received there, ami that no question would be asked of anv person so bringing an infant, on whose clothing some dis tinguishing mark, however, was to be affixed. At the hour named a crowd of women with their babies assembled out side the house, and the strongest elbowed her way to the door and depos ited her child in Coram s safe keeping. This clamoring and fighting was subse quently ovoided by the institution of the ballot, bags being provided with black, white and red kills. Those women who drew black kills were pronounced un successful, while those who were so fortunate as to secure the white were at once relieved of their children. As for those who drew red; they were per mitted to draw again for any vacancies which might occur in the event of suc cessful children leing ineligible on the medical examination. uch was the origin of the foundling hospital. In 174o, the western wing of the present building was opened, and the House in Hattou Garden closed, the two other tortious of the hospital being built soon after,and in 1717, the chapel was begun, a large, light structure, with some stained glass wiudows, and with an altar-piece by Benjamin West, repre senting Christ blessing children. In this chapel Mr. Coram was buried in 17ol. The organ was originally pre sented by Handel, and although it has been greatly enlarged and altered, there still remain some of the actual materials before which the great musician sat when he helied to till the coffers of the hospital bv the gratuitous ierforinance of the "Messiah." The funds of the Foundling are mainly derived from the rents of the houses surrounding it, and with which the hospital is endowed. thanks to the exertions of its lienevolent founder. Something also is obtained from collections made in the chapel. In the last annual rcirt, for 180-81, the income was stated to be 11,030, and theliumberof children maintained by the institution was 041. The placing of a child in the Found ling Hospital is not effected without trouble. Application must le made before the infant is a year old, aud a printed form is then given to the mother to till in, stating her name, age, occupation, inability to provide for her offspring, the father's name, and when deserted. After presenting this form a long time often elapses before the mother is summoned to appear before the members of the committee. Then she is closely questioned as to her former life, her prospects should her child be received into the hospital, and the names and addresses of ladies by whom she may have been employed. She next receives instructions to come again before the committee in a fortnight, and during the interval careful inquiries are made as to the truth of her statements. Should they prove correct she is told to bring her infant on a certain date. On the day appointed (usually a Tuesday) the mother, with her child,. presents herself at the institution, and is ushered into the room, where a fire bl.ues on the health, anil before which a basket of infant's clothes is placed. 1 he mothers (for three children are usually received at a time), assisted by a female attend ant, undress their babes and wrap ejich one m a large gray woolen shawl ; the doctors present examine them thorough ly, after which they are clothed in the garments provided, but instead of a dress a white nightg jwn is substituted the shawl is once more placed round each child, and its name written on a slip of paper and pinned to it. l lie attendant now leaves the room, the doctor presses a bell, three foundling girls enter, and almost before the mothers are aware, their babes are carried away, never to be known to them again, unless in time to come they can prove that they are in a position to benefit their children by tak ing them from the institution. The mother is given the clothes, the child was brought in, together with a ticket bearing a number, the date, and the figure of a sheep holding a small branch in its mouth, and, by presenting this ticket at the office any Monday, she can learn particulars, concerning the health of her infant. Lnless it had previously been christened, the child is brought into the chapel the following bumlyy for that purpose, when it receives a new name, by which it is afterward known. During the first year of its existence the child is placed out to nurse in the coun try, under the siqiervision of paid inspec tors, usually with some cottagers, who receive Ss. Od. a week, and a bonus of 10s. Od. at the end of the first year if the infant seems healthy. At the end of five years the child again returns to the hospital and begins its education,ending with apprenticeship to some trade, or with some situation in domestic service being found for it. The children ap- pear at chapel twice on Sunday, and on that day dine iu public ; the nurseries may then also be visited by those wish ing to do so. Personal insjiection and inquiry as to ttie conduct ot those who leave the hospital for the various occu pations of lite are kept up, and every year a meeting of the apprentices takes place, and gratuities are given to those who can show certificates of good conduct. lumli In China. A writer in referring to fossils in China, remarks that the Chinese have never advanced a theory to explain their existence. In their books references are made to fossil shells, crabs, fish, trees, etc., but no attempt is made to account for their occurrences in solid rock. The littie that Ls said is mostly of the marvellous sort. Ammonites are peti iiied snakes: fossil brachiopods lamp-shells are called stone swallows and are said to come to life and Uy from their hiding places at the approach of wind aud rain, changing again to stones on the return of fair weather. Fossil fish appear and disappear at pleasure, and their appearances prognosticates a plentiful harvest and prosperous times. One author supposes that the figures of birds, beasts and plants, which he had seen on certain slabs, must be Uie work of the gods or devils, for no human hand could chisel anything so minute and delicate. Mmlacal Itu. The knees are apt to be affected by rheumatic pains, lameness and stiffness. The reason it is so often these joints iu preference to others, is due to their greater exposure. They are often put directly iiKn the ground, in place of the feet, but without the protection of the boots. We use them in pushing gats and doors and to hold things, as a harnessmaker uses his vise. Uie knees are often the most exposed of all the joints; as in riding either in a saddle or vehicle, they are the first to get wet or cold. They are above boots and be low the coat. These joints should lie protected, and when painful, should be rubbed vigorously with hot water con taiuing soda, then with a course towel, and lastly with three parts of fresh lard to one of oil of peppermint. To avoid nightmare aud dreams, sleep on the right side, never on the back. Let the supiier come just five hours after dinner and four hours before retiring, and let it be very simple and light. Eat no vegetables or cured meats for supier. If you are still troub led with dreams, take a little salt in water on retiring. And let thosechild- ren who are very sleepy in the morning do likewise take supiier at five o'clock and retire at eight; they will waken early and feel rested. With dinner at twelve o'clock a child is very hungry at five, and if he eats his supper then, he will have it digested enough by eight o'clock, so that he can sleep and get tuny rested by morning, ism if he is obliged to wait until six o'clock (which often means that the good housewife intends to have supper at six and suc ceeds at six and a quarter, and the "nieufolks" get ready at six and a half, and finish at seven), he is very hungry and eats a great supper that makes him feel dull and heavy; he re tires long before it can be digested. and, with sleep, every activity of the body is slowed, and the stomach joins the other muscular apiaratus in taking a rest. The poor child is wakened with difficulty, and feels worse than before. ery fleshy people may lay aside some of their burden by avoiding the use of sugar, starch and fat, eating very siar iugly of these. Vegetables growing underground increase one's weight. ltemember the fasts tliat have been un broken for days and weeks without harm. Ieau meat will not increase obesity. A dropsical swelling may occur al most anywhere, and is to be distinguish ed by its smoothness, natural heat and color, and by the fact that, if firmly pressed uiou by the thumb for ten se conds, it leaves the imprint of the thumb for a little time, gradually be coming smooth again. A bandage is useful, after gentle friction for a few minutes. Best and quiet are useful. But the cause should be determined by a competent person. Among the com mon causes are leaking or the heart s valves; thinness of the blood, which is sometimes watery (in which case the sufferer is pale and emaciated), and disease of the kidneys. The dropsy it self is not a disehse, but the result of disease. The causes are nearly always mechanical; either there is too much pressure, or the circulating fluid is thin enough to escajie through its tubes. The pressure on the veins of the tukle is mechanical increased when one stands, diminished when one lies down. The heart pushes the blood in jets to the extremities, its return is in a steady stream. Veins have valves that hold the blood above them from settling back, away from the heart. Muscular action passes the veins aud relaxes them by turns, thus increasing the motion of the blood through the valves. 4 The princiiial mixed drinks used iu San Francisco," said the obliging bar tenderof a popular hotel, " are punches. cocktails, and toddies. It is very seldom that mint juleps are called for. On a warm day there may be some demand for them, but you know how often we have a warm day here. Xow, in the hast, juleps, smashes, and all sorts of fancy couuiouuds are drunk all the time during the summer. All the bars back there have "giggers" for measuring the ingredients of fancy drinks, but here they are seldom seen." " hat are these 'giggers' ? " " I have one here, and I think it is about the only one in San Francisco. I don't think you could find another at any of the hotels. He produced the instrument, which an Irishman would probably descrile as a small wine-glass made of silver. It had a very small base, aud on the side were a number of small marks denoting the exact proiH)rtions of liquors used m the solemn aud important process of com pounding certain fancy drinks. The last place viMted was a popular saloon. '.No, we have no call for fancy drinks," said the bartender, as he deftly wnied the glasses and set them on the bar. " Our customers are all kinds mining men, blinkers and brokers. W Insky punch and cocktails are all the go here." A party of thirsty men tiling up to the bar confirmed his words and the report er departed. Topfty-Vopy UiuIuom. A man who probably hailed from Buffalo played a powerful mean trick on a Detroit bridal couple at Niagara i alls the other evening. They went to a hotel and registered. had supper, and then started out for a night view of the Mighty ltoarer. They had not gone far when a man called to them aud said "Have you just been married?" "We have," answered the group. "Going to stay here a day or two?" "Yes." "Well, I want to say a word to you. I don't want any ducky -deary nonsense around my house. I want no popsy- wopsy business on the veranda. 1 want no squeezing hands on the balconies or feeding each other at the table." The groom let his arms fall from his bride's waist in a slow aud painful man ner, aud the stranger continued "The first time you call her ieaches and cream, or she calls you her darling, out you go!" " l -yes, sir." "She's uo sweeter than ten thousand other girls, and you're uo more a darl ing than 1 am, and 1 won't stand love sick nonsense." He walked away with that, and people at the Falls who knew the bri dal couple were amazed to hear them address each other as Mr. and Mrs., and to see what precautions they took to prevent touching hands or betraying any symptoms of love. They put in two wretched days, and it was oidy as they were upon the point of leaving that they discovered how a bate villain had duped them. Shako's Telephone. "I guess I hafe my telephone took out of my house," said a resident of of the eastern itart of the city as he took a seat beside Manager Jackson the other day. "Anything wrong?" "Yes, eafrytiugs is wrong," was the doleful answer. "1'erliaps the battery needs more water?" "Vhell, maybe so, but I doan keep no track of dot. You see, I vhas down to my peesness a good deal. In der morning, after I vhas gone a leedle while, someiMxly rings aboudt sixteen hundred times and scares my old vho man half to death. She asks vho vhas dere, und somepody answers: 'Hello! Miake, vhas dot you Sav, Miake, how aboudt dot leedle gal dot wrote you dot letter? 11a! ha! ha!' Und dot makes my vife so madt dot she shuuis oop und down und pulls her hair, and vheu 1 comes home she goes for me like some tigers. Vhas dot der right vhay to put up some shobs on a man.'" "'o, ot course not." "Und pooty queek after dot somebody else rings oop my house two tousand times, und my vhife almost faints avhay. V hen she asks who vhas dere somebody answers: 'fiay, Shake, I saw you rid ing oudt mit your vhife on der Lake road last Sunday! Doan lie afraidt I doan' give him away!' Und den my vhife vhas mailt enough to bust in two. und vheii I comes home she strikes at me mit der teaixit. lo you call him telephone convenience?" "I call it a shame, sir." "Vhell, some odder times somepody goes r-r-r-r-ring-ing-ing-riiig like tund er, und my vhife vhas as pale ash a bed quilt. She tinks dot vhas some Occident to me, or some steam poat blowed oop nut her sister, ller heart beats like it would shump oudt on der floor, and vheu she asks who vhas killed tomepody answers: 'lsh dot Niake? Say, Miake, how much you gif dot policeman to keep sthill ou vou. eh! Ah! dot vhas a fine racket, Shake, but if der oldt vbo nians drops on it you vhas gone oop like some Gilderoy's kite!' Den my vhife she vhas madt some more, und she packs oop her trunks, und she vhas all ready to go vhen I comes home. Vhas dot some more convenience by electrici ty?" I shall certamly look into this mat ter. ?uch things must be stopped." Und sometimes someiHHly rings soft' ly, shu.'t like cats, und my vhife wants to know who vhas dot. Mel ho vhas me? Katie! Who vhas Katie? Vhy, Shake, doan' you know dot vidder vhoiuans you met ou der boat. Say, Shake, how vhas der oldt vhoiuans to day L ud how vhas dot on me vheu I goes home? Uud how can I make der oldt vhomans pelief I vhas in my saloon al! der time, uud dot I doan' know some vidder vhomans from a load of hay? 1 tell you, MisserShackson, dot telephone preaks oop my family if 1 doan' look oudt. Eal'eiy day it Ls 'Hello! Shake!' und eafery evening vhen I comes home it is some more crying und talking like 1 vluis der worst man iu Detroit." He was promised sjieeily aud perma nent relief, aud as he backed up stairs to the sidewalk, he said: "Vhell, dot makes me feel like I vhas happy. If someiKxly vliants to 'Hello! Shake!' on me let him come to my saloon. I gif nun some telephone convenience so he vhas lame for six months!" A Lover's KeTence. M. Francisque Sarcey has just fa vored the public with a dissertation on the delicate subject ot professional se crecy and the obligation it sometimes imposes of telling a lie. The circum stances of a case cited by him in which the seal of secrecy was broken are of a very dramatic character. A lady whose daughter was about to be married hav ing acquired a suspicion that the ante cedents of the fiance were not of the most desirable cliaracter that he had, iu fact, undermined his constitution by early dissipation called upon his me dical adviser, Dr. Delpech, one of the most distinguished Professors of the Montiielier faculty of medicine, confi ded her suspicious to him, and asked if they were well founded. 1 he Doctor fenced with the question as well as he could and tried to avoid giving a direct answer. The lady insisted. "1 do not address you as a professional man," she said, "but I ask you, as the father of a family, would you giveyour daugh ter to this young uian?" Overcome by this appeal, the Doctor gave a reluctant answer iu the negative, and the mar riage was broken off. borne davs after ward the carriage iu which the Doctor used to drive to his class came to a stand before the door of the medical school, but without either the physician or the coachman, who were both found lying dead on the road at some distance, each with a bullet lodged in a vital part. The circumstances of t e mur der were shrouded in mystery for a time; but eventually the dead body of a young man, who had blown his brains out, was found lying in a room the win dows of which looked up to the scene of the assassination. It was the body of the young man whom Dr. Delpech said he would not accept as a son-in-law; anl there could, of course, le no reasonable doubt that he was the assas sin. An old hip. The old ship New Orleans is soon to be sold by auction. The house which was built over it at Sackett's llailior, New York, at the close of the war of 1S12 was blown down three years ago. Since then the vessel has been the sport of storms. To-day it stands a sad, weather-beaten object, awaiting its final destruction at the fall of the auctioneer's hammer. Many of its timbers have walked off in the shape of canes. The ship was built in sixty days from the time the timber stood in the forests, and would have been launched in thirty more had not peace been declared. All the rigging was couveyed at great ex pense and under difficulties from New York. There were no railroads, and the Government road that ran out of and into Sackett's Harbor was a very rude affair. The anchor cliain of the New Orleans, weighing from O.OiH) to 8,000 pounds, was carried from Utica on the shoulders of 3u0 men, who traced their way by means of blazed trees. The New Orleans was built as a counter match on Lake Ontario for the British ship St, Lawrence. Sudden and violent storms have been recently visiting nearly every part of this country. New Haven wants $j00.000 more from the Government for harbor improvements. la Tangier. Sunday is the liest market day at Tangier. When I awoke at dawn heard the throb of the darabuka down in the place below, and the innumer able hum of train -; ami when 1 looked out Isaw that the Soko was swarming like an aut-hilL NY hen we descended into the motley throng the business of the day was in full blast. The beggars followed us about; the snake-chanmrs and story-tellers had already formed rings of delighted spectators; womeu in coarse white stuff, with children slung on their backs; stately, handsome Moorish merchants m cool, gauzy rolies: comely urchms in rags begging and of fering to act as guides; sellers of unat tractive goods crvius their merchan dise; camels roaring, aud donkeys bray ing, and dervishes posturing Uie pic ture shitted like the bits in a kaleidos cope. Here was a fantastic dervish arrogat ing to himself the title of Sheriff of Beggars, with a variegated turban, his dress thickly hung with ornaments and four rings ou each finger. Here were the unpleasant Uiffs from the country men in dirty embroidered robes with the head all shaved except one long curl on one side a lock left for Lord Mahomet to pull the wearer up to heaven. 1 he high civilization and lack of self -consciousness of these people are shown by the fact that everybody may wear any dress he chooses, or none, and attract no attention. In the town it was Sunday, also, aud just as lively. The Jews form a con siderable .portion of the population, and are in appearance the most decent and thrifty. We were admitted to several Jewish houses, built with oiieii courts. in the Moorish style, which were ex ceedingly neat and comfortable. The womeu, who have a reputation for beauty, are of light complexion much lighter than the men and many of them have tine eyes, aud all the national fondness for jewelry. Notwithstand ing their wealth and orderly behavior. the Jews are liked by uobjdy, and the Moorish merchants, who are no more scrupulous than other traders, always regard the Jewasdishouest. In uo orien tal community does the Jew rise abjve this prejudice. Ou a street corner was a roulette table iu full operation, whirled by an honest man from Malaga, who coveted our gtxKl opinion, without expecting us to join his game; supposing that, as for eigners, we looked down, as he d;d, upon these ignoble surroundings. "You ought to be very gooJ here," I saidT"with three Sabbaths the Mos lem Friday, the Jywisli Saturday, aud the Christian Sunday." "Oil, yes," replied the devout Span iard, giving the wheel a whirl: "but Moors no keep Sunday. And" (said he suddenly, as if it were a new thought) "Christians uo keep it neither! Jetvs must keep it; 'bliged by their law." We left thii introducer of Christian ways whirling his wueel and gathering in the stray copiers. II jw much sin it is to gamble with the Moorish copper is a question. Having need to fill my iK-ket with it to satisiy the beg gars, I received from a money-changer a large bowlful of it iu exchange for a peseta, a silver piece worth treaty cents. Tangier, for climate, scenery, novel entertainment, is a delightful winter residence. In two weeks, at any rale, we did not tire of it, aud every day be came more in love with the easy terms of existence there. Tne broken coun try in the direction of Cape Sportel is inviting both to the footpad aud the horseman, and the e;ubasies, when they are not paying their annual visit to Morocco, the capital, must offer some gool society. We went one day to the plantation of the American Consul, some two miles out on the road to Cape Sportell, which is laid out ou one side of a glen, shelt ered from the prevailing wind, but oeii to the ocean breezes. Here, in a pretty oriental cottage, with an extensive gar den, blooming uie winter through with flowers of every sort, fragrant with the orange, the kinaiia, the peppjr aui the ac:tcia trees, one might forget that snow aud ice aud "blizzards" and ioli- tics, aud all the discomforts of civiliza tion iu the temperate zone, exist. Frencn Coinage. Smie interesting tables have lately been published of the gold and silver coinage in France from 17'.ito the end of l.-s. as also that of the bronze money issued between 1S2 (when there was a new mintage) up to lssi. The gold coinage dur'iig the period named reached the sum ot tn2,.5j4,JOOr., from which must be deducted the value of the demonetized pieces of lor. and f., which amounted to 71,08J,200f. The amount of gold pieces in cut rency was therefore r,lwl.al,Wf.. of which i;j,o"H;,'.(Xf. were of luof., 40,s:i:!,4ouf. of 00f., JO.j,43J,:hjOf. of 40f., 7,liis,i'i0-,-SOUf. of Ltlf., tXj,0.jl,li'.Mf. of 10f 210, y47,l'JOf. of of. The Issue of lour', and Ml. pieces only dates from Louis aH leou, and there have been uo 4' if. pieces struck Since the fall of Louis Puilippe. Gold coins of Uie decim d system were only issued under the Republic between 184'J aud 1S.11, but :Jof. pieces have been struck under all the Governments since Louis NapoltMtirs time. The total number of silver pieces issued between 17'JO and lv has been 5,5U,!4ii,017f., of which 5,UM,tiiJo,2 lor. were in of. pieces struck during the different re ijiims. The First and Second Itepul ucs only struck on pieces of 2f., If., "0c., 'I'm. or 20. Since Louis FhUlipe's time no 2oc. pieces have been issued, but under 1auis Napoleon and the Em pire S.i":2,70uf. worth of iJc. pieces were struck. During the cour- of last year 3,702,7ouf. in louf. gold pieces were produced, together with 1,1511, t7lf. of silver 50c. pieces. Of bronze money there has been iasiieJ since 1.-452, :.'!Iti'jll,57:!t. in pieces of 10c., 20,055, lU7t. in 5c. pieces, l,SS-!,7Vi. in i;.. pieces, and 1,177,5'JOf. in lc. pieces, f'netoial value of gold and silver pieces coined up to January 1, 1:;, u i de ducting the demonetized pieces, lias been i:J,J4s,l44,2i4f. An interesting feature in the report is Uiat of the minl mgs ot the various pieces under succes sive republics, such as Hercules for the First Kepublics, the same being used for the silver pieces of the llepublic of 1SLS-4U, while Genius was used for the gold pieces; a g.xldess for the liepublic of l&l'J-ol, and also for that of 1870-71, while trom liiO the hgures ot Hercu les and Genius have again been adopted. Fob asparagus choosa a deep, light, audy loam, and work m plenty of line farmyard munnre. It is preierame, u as convenient, t-j plant in vue long row on side of the tardea, having the plant bout 13 inches apirt. NEWS IN BRIEF. Miss Mary Anderson is in Parii Mexico is making a study of tin rubber plant. The Western Union Telegraph com pany employs 12,500 operators. The London Missionary Society owns five mission ships. The income of the Church of Eng land is put at $22,025,000. Tliiscouiitrytiiruso.it 2,45Jvatche i every twenty-four hours, From SK) to 1000 berry baskets ar . turned out in a day by an expert maker, and by hand. The post office in Nevr York does a business, involving directly over $70, 000,000 per year. The iuice of the red onions Is said to promptly allay the sting of U-es. wasps, hornets, & j. A Chinaman has purchased the water works at Elko, Nev., and will, doubtless, make them go. Madame Etelka Gerster sails for this country, for a six months' tour under Mapleson, in Septemlr. Mrs. Abby Chirk Ford is re-engaged with Alfred De Seve's conceit company, for the coming season. In Boston, which is now one of the most important Eastern markets of the trade, cojiI was a:i "untriel luxury" in l&JO. Boston has fifty three national banks, with a combined capital of 5o, 450,000 and a total outstanding circu ation of $.'S0,4 11,182. The Mexican revenues, which in 1370 were but $10,12s,000, rose last year to nearly $."12.2oo.OOO, and are ex pected to reach $ 10,OUO,000 this year. The 18 0 saloons of Missouri last year paid licenses to the amount of $157,000. The same numlier of saloons under the new law will have to iav ioo,ooo. A negro killed lol'.t rats iua single day at Clarksville, Tenn., recently, and won a prize thereby, which was "rouirh on" the other fellows who had co:u;x-t- ed with him. Marwood, who owes his fame to his virtuoso executions on a single string, recently occupied a seat in tne galleiy during a session of the House of Commons. The programmes of the S;e:i!?er- bund concerts at Buffalo contained the names of few but German comiKisers. Kossini and Donizetti being among the rare exceptions. The "gas war" has ceased in Brooklyn, and the price of :ras will be raised to $2 per 1000 cubic feet on aud after August 1st. The two circum stances have a close connection. Boston has .'504electric Iainus. which cost the city sixty-live eeuts each per night. lhey displaced about out thousand gas lamps tliat ha I coit les; than six cents each per night. Xo more mysterio:isassnsi:i Hi .i of hackuien have been repirtel foil tne city which recently tuiMisiis l tw. cases of that kind: but the aveu-'er is believed to be prowling around Niag ir.i rails. The Isthmus of Corinth Canal Comjiany expect to use 2.500.UO0 pounds of dynamite in prosecuting their work, wnicu win probably take four years. The entire cost is estimated at $5, 000,000. Iu the course of excavations in the Via S. Ignazio at Koine, several Egvpt- iau antiquities hare recently been dis covered. They include an obelisk bear ing the cartouch of Barneses 11. a sphinx of basalt, and a cyuoceplialus. Herr Koffell has devised a new ex plosive substance, whic'.i, ha ded ires, win oe less cosily man any other, an I which will not be liable to explo Id by- shock or friction. It iscom.xjsed prin cipally of saltpetre, so Lt, sulplmr, saw- uisi, cmorate ot potaia and chaivoil. Japan takes to the newspaiier most kindly. There are now 113 newspapers published in the kingdom, besiles I II miscellaneous publications, and iu the three years, 1S75-IS77, the circulation increased from G,l0,2iW to tl),5L. The annual rate of mortality in the towns of England aud Wales for the week ending with the 7th inst., aver aged l'J.3 ier 1000 in an estimate I ixipuhition of 8,02 J,l72. Tae rate was 20,1 per 1000 for the same week in Lon don. At the three stations in Northern Europe from which special attention was given last wmter to studies of the iiurora borealis, efforts were ma le to photograph the pheuoiu cion, but no impression on the sensitive platescould be secured. Germany has 2')5 inhabitants to the square mile, the United States 17.2:. n hen the density of population lseiual to that of Germany, the United Slates will have 5l5,.VU,4 J inhabitants, not including the Indian territory and sun tracts now unoccupied. The Associated It lilways of Vir ginia and the Carolines will refuse after August 1st to check a pie':e of baaga in excess of 20lbs. rJig'ieover that weight may be divid ,.tl into two or more parcels, otherwise it w ill n il be accepted for traasportalioa. Two men, namel Morum an I Costa, the former a Belgian an 1 the tatter a I reuchiuan, succeeded, early in the present injutli, in crossing oer the English Channel in a hallo m. They ascended at Courtrai, lielguiai, an 1 made the landing near Brjinley. The number of paupers in London for one week in various years is shown below: fourth week of June, 188:i, 85,555; fourth week of June, 1882, 38, 054; fourth week of June, 1881, 8i,4 4; fourth week of June, I85O, tvl,12j. fhese uumlxirs are exclusive of luna tics in asylums and vagrants. General Torres' annual reixirt on the Italian army levies states that on Septenilxjr 'M List, 714,!58 men were enrolled in the permanent army, of whom iVjy.825 were privates. Ot these 0'J0,S25 men, however, only lti2,34o were actually under arms, including 18,000 carabineers. Preserved milk, sealed by Nagilli in 1872, has been opened. It haJ be come brownish, and acquired a bitter taste, isuthcient proof was obtained that heating to 12 i degrees under a pressure of from two to fjur atiuns phcres is inadequate to destroy germs. Primary education in America has not yet produced such gold results as might be expected. Of the 5O,0v)J,0oj inhabitants, more than 3,00J,00 are over 10 years of age. Ot" taese, 4,021, 007, or 13.4 per cent., cannot read, while rj,2-ia,ao8, or per cent., cannot write. Pennsylvania, the busiest of the states, is at the same time the m jst illiterate. 1 ; I ill V I