The Boost ve.
ITie northeastern part of Obio, kcown
the Western Jteseire, or ConDecticut
Western Keser?e, with iti great city of
Cleveland oo the shore of Latse Erie, in
cludes a terri.'arr containing, about S 700.
000 acres. This tract of nearly four mil
lions acres is called tbe Kegerre, because,
in the Dual Congressional adjustment of
er-looial land-cUims between tbe states,
soon after the close of tbe Revolution, this
large territory of .Northeastern Ohio was
"reserved" ss the rightful share of Con
necticut. The claim of Connecticut w a.
Ufao-d on it chartered grant like the claims
of Virginia, Jlassarhtisc'tts.aotl iew Vmt.
Tben-yal ConuecUcut charter, which Gov
ernor Winihmp (who bad been sent over
to England to negotiate) so adroitly suc
ceeded in winning from Charles ll., gave
C innecticut a tract of country extending
from the .Narragansctt west to the Pacific
Ocean and of course Ohio, being in that
line, was a part of it Ot course, do such
claim culd be permanently maintained
though the old Charter became famous;
and eventually Connecticut and Virginia
acceded tbe "right of emiment domain" to
the Federal government; but Virginia and
Connecticut reserved the ownership of
about 7 "0,000 acres each. The Con
necticut tract, 3,600,000 acres, covers
Northeastern Ohio: the Virginia tract goes
into Indiana. While the jnriutt iction
over its Ohio tract was acceded to tbe
United States, (1800,) Connecticut re
served the propriety right to the soil, and
and sold off the tract to settlers convert
ing tbe proceeds into existing Scholl Fund,
ll i! not a history of the Western Reserve,
it is a narration of many of the notable in
cidents in the experiences of the pioneers.
The recion in question was settled from
Connecticut, tad the experiences of the
settler a, their adventures with Indians and
wild beasts, were often full of dramatic
interest. The great city of Cleveland was
named tor General Moses Cleveland, of
Canterbury, Conn., tbe general agent of
tbe Connecticut Land company. Of this
company there were nearly a dozen, be
sides ut employes, and several other per
sons coming as settlers :
There were but two married men who
brought their wives with them, aud these
weie the only women belonging to the
party. The ent ire company consisted of
fifty persons. They brought with them
thirteen horses and several bead of cattle,
and came up tbe lake from Buffalo in open
boats, and landed on the beach-sand, east
side of Conneaut Creek, in what is now
Ashtabula county, Ju'y 4, 1706, and
named the spot I'ors Independence,
Tbe first thing they did was to prepare
a grand dinner, with plenty of rum, and
patriotic toasts ad HO. General Cleaveland
was an energetic and highly respected
man a lawyer, and a person of rare char
acter. Captain Brady Lad been captured by
the Indians ana bound to a starve nd the
flames lighted to burn him to death. At
U is critical moment an Indian maiden
rushed forward, in a wild attempt to save
hiui :
The fire had already weakened the cords
with which the victim was bound; and
being entirely unaware of the maiden's
kind intentions, aud writhing in agouy, he
sundered tbe bands that bound him,sprang
forward, seized the maiden, flung her into
the midst of the consuming flames, and
then ran for dear life into tbe adjoining
forest. This sudden aud unexpected feat,
in connection with the unearthly screams
ot the maiden, so paralyzed the Indians
with astonishment that a considerable time
elapsed before they could comprehend tbe
matter, or rescue the maiden from her
perilous condition. This delay enabled
Brady to pent-rate the f rest to a consider
able distance before tbe Indians, however,
soon rallied, and give chase on the track
of tboir etcped victim, inspired by t
merciless spin! ot revenge. Urady ex
pected pursuit, aud ttouh wef-kened by
the tortures he had suffered, sped before
his pursuers like an antelope. The In
dians raised the war-cry, and quickened
their strides as they ran.
On the second day of tbe pursuit, as
night approached, the Indians came in
sight of their victim. They attempted to
surround him; but iu the darkness of
nightfall he eluded them, iiut soon after
wards the full moon arose in such splendor
as to render it easy to see and be seen at
considerable distances leneath the shadows
of the trees. The Indians in the m autiaie
had 11 the track of their victim,aud were
delayed in their endeavors to regaiu it un
til broad daylight the next day.
Brady had now reached the vicinity of
the Cuyahotra nver, a distance of nearly
one hundred miles, after traveling day and
nltjht for nearly forty-eight hours, and
thus he sal down on the trunk of a fallen
tree to lake a few momeuts' rest; but hear
ing a faint sound in tbe air, and putting
his ear close to the ground, Indian-like, he
at once recognized lhe near approach of
his savage purauere, and in a tew minutes
more saw them coming in full chase
diiectly towards him. The moment he
sprang to lug feci the bloodthirsty savages
discovered buu,and sounded the warwlioop
with a terifle yell, and quickened their
speed with the cj pectaiion of capturing
him on Hie bank of the CLyah'na river,
which they would soon reach. Tbe land
descended somewhat iu the direction of
tbe river. This fact enabled liradv to in
crease his speed, and when he reached the
yawning cha-mi in rocks through which he
river flows, though dark, deep aud 20 feet
wide, be leaped tbe gulf at a bound, and
soon disappeared in the distance on the
other side, lhe Indians followed Cftl
uiton his Iiceli-; but when they reached the
fearful gulf, and saw that he had leaped it
and (lit-appeared, tliey were struck dumb
wild amazement, aud came to the con
clusion that he waa a favirite of the Great
spirit, who had given him wings to elude
their grasp. 1 his belief induced most of
the Indians to abandon further pursuit,
and to return to their villages at haudurky;
while a few of them, less credulous re
solved lo cixts tbe river and, if possible,
recapture the fugitive.
1 he few Indians bo continued the pur
suit, after crossing the river, discovered
the bloodstained foot pr.nls whieh tbe
lacerated feet of Krady had left behind
him, and following the diieciion. founc'
that be reached tbe ehore of a small inland
lake at bo great distance irom the river,
liis last footstep indicated that he had en
tered the lake. They traveled the entire
circuit of the lake, but could discover no
other evidence of his direction. Tbey
then concluded that be had undertaken to
swim the lake,'and was drowned in the
attempt.
TheOricra of the Am.
The ancestors of the domesticated
ass, according to recent authorities,
must not be sought for in Asia, bat in
Africa, It is upon the sculptured
stones by tbe ile that Lis name aud
figure first occur, The wild asses or
onagers of Asia belong to the spoecies
known to naturalists as Equu hernia
nut, the bemioue or kiang, and are all
of reddish tint, which those of Abyssi
nia, however tbey vary in depth of
color, are always free from, like their
domesticated descendants. The Arabic
name for tbe ass signilies red.ii.sh, aud
was doubtless first applied to the
bemioue, and afterward transferred to
tbe introduced species which tbe Asia
tics alter ward introduced into Europe,
Xatiiraliktt will be interested in learn
ing that a doe having horns so prominent
and well developed as to give it all the
appearance of a buck et a distance has
jot been killed in a wood neer Aachen, or
Aix-La-Cbapelle, in Rhenish Prussia. It
is well krown that old does show rudi
ments of horns, but scarcely, if ever, of
such size as to emulate those ot the male.
In thil instance the longer of the horns
was 19 centimetres in length.
AGRICULTURE,
Es Riaot E&blt. A season of activi
ty is near at band. . Spring is coming with
its pressing work. Are fanner ready for
owing and planting? Every implement
should be provided beforehand, that no
time may be wasted in making purchases
or repairs after the work should fcein. We
have known a halt day of plowing to be
lost bacai.se the whimetrees weie sot at
hand. Some farmers start out with their
spring plowing without a single plowpoint
to slock, and when one is Deeded. the team
is taken from the field and driven to the
store. fuch a loss ot time is a serious mat
ter, and should be thoughtfully guarded
against by ample provision of all such ar:i
cles of the farm. It is a poor time to
mend a harrow when it should be at work
in tbe field.
We do not favor that economy if it
may be so called that relies upon the
neighbors for many of the tools of the farm
There are certain farm implements that
may be owned in partnership, as a roller
or reaper, but the constant borrowing of
rales, forks, etc, is not a wise and econ
omical practice Be provided with all
these essential farm tools, and have them
in good order, and at hand when the time
arrives for using them.
Row is the time to look to these mat
ters, and make all Deeded preparations
for the busy days that will soon be here.
In ihe peace of winter prepare for the war
of spring.
Tavi t"Kf. One of the prime secrets
of success in sheep breeding is to have
quiet, tame animals. This is true in all
branches of breeding, and ne truer of any
than in sheep breeding. A wild hock of
sheep will not be as profitable as a tame
flock of the same natural quality. In
order 13 have the sheep tame tbey should
always be treated in tne kindest manner,
and considerably petted when that is prac
tical. If a flockmasler begins early with
the lambs, handliug them often, and be
particularly careful never to scare them, he
will stand a pretty good chance of having
a tame flock; but it is scarcely necessary
to say that be must see to it that they are
not harrassed by anybody or anything. If
there is a dog on tbe premises, keep him
from interfering with the sheep, if you
have to kill him. The Dock is worth mueh
more than the dog. Hired help must be
taught to go among sheep gently. Give
then; good care, kmd treatment, and pro
tect them from the anuoyances of tbe char
acter we have named, and the result will
be a tame and quiet flock, if it has any
natural merit in it-
' Colts should not be permitted to stand
on a plank, cement, paved or any hard
floor the first year, as these are liable to
seriously tffect the feet and legs. Unless
the yard where the colts run in tbe winter
has a sandy or fine, dry, gravel! soil, it
should be well littered, so as to keep their
feet dry. Mud or soft, wettish ground is
apt to make tender hoofs, do matter how
well bred they may be. One reason why
the horses in one district grow Hp superior
to those in another in hoof, bone, muscle
and action is because it has a dry limestone
and silicious soil. When the mare is at
work do not let the colt run with her; and
if she comes back from her woik bested,
allow her to get cool before suckling tbe
colt, as her overheated milk is liable to
give the foal diarrLna.
The following combination of figures
will give a faint idea of the ceaseless, pa
tient and rapid work performed by the
honey bees curing the few short weeks
when everything is favorable for a good
honey harvest It is a matter of wonder
that the days of the worker are "dwindled
lo the shortest span?" It is estimated that
12S clover blossoms contain one gramme
of sugar. As each blossom consists of GO
calyces, at least 125,000 by 0. or 7,500,
000 calyces must te rifles to afford a kilo
gramme of sugar, and as honey contains
75 per cent of sugar, it requires 5,600,000
calyces of clovet to ield a kilogramme of
the former; hence we may imagine the
countless number of flowers that the bees
must visit to le able to stock their hives
with honey. .
Tuat "Eastern methods" of farming are
equally well adapted to the broad prairies
of the West is shown in the experience of
Mr. A. Reser, "ho thirteen years ago
moved from the East to the high prairie
land in Marshall county, Kansas. Mr.
Reser farms but eighty acres, but he has
been remarkably successful, and his suc
cess has, observes the Topeka Farmer, in
spite of drouths, verified the repeated
statement that more grain can be raised
from a well tilled field of ten acres than
from forty acres poorly tended.
Tle parts of animals generally used for
glue-making are the paring ot hides and
skius from tanneries and slaughter houses
ktewn as glue pieces, fleshing, pelts from
furriers, hoots ahd ears ot cattle, horses
and sheep. Animal skins in every form,
when unacted upon by tannic arid, are ex
cellent material for tbe gius-maker. It is
said that the parings of oxen and other
thick hides make lhe best glue. Fish-bones
lhe core of horns, sinews and animal mem
branes are all utilized for the same purpose.
L Alius can be made to shear from two
to four pound? more wool by a little extra
care and feed during the winter. The
extra wuol will n.oie than pay tor tbe ex
tra feeding, and lhe result will be a much
larger and stronger sheep. For this pur
pose feed good clover hay, with bran, oats
aud corn mixed equally.
At the Dairy Show at Milwaukee the
fancy cheese txhibit was very large, and
while some exhibits were of foreign man
ufacture, the greatest part of the sap-sagos
lirickstone, Roquefoit,snd all other kinds,
fiactart ana otherwise, were of American
manulattuic; showing that do climale or
country is cafe from iankee imitation.
The white of a ben's egg contains 84.3
per cent, of water, li of albumen. 2 of
fat, jugar, and membranea, and 1.2 per
cent, of mineral matter; but the yoik con
tains 51.5 per cent of water, 15 of canine
and albumen, 30 of oil and fat, 2.1 of col
oring matter and 1.4 per cent of mineral
matter.
Toe economy of feeding wheat screen
ings when whole wheat can be bought at
present pikes, is doubtful. There is a
great oeai ot loin reed in screen inirs, a
large portion of which will be scattered
over the farm along witb the poultry ma
nure. A roRTABLE boiler is a handy thing to
have about the premises, and almost a ne
cessity for a poultry-raiser. Unmarketa
ble vegetables, bones and scraps from the
butcher, and such things, canoe utilized
by boiling thein for the poultry.
Ceacelikgs or perk scraps boiled up
into musb, with meal and bran, make a
capital dish for the Utile chicks this
month It is just as good for laying or
lattcning purposes.
Tub odor of Carolina tar, applied on the
cracks and joints of hen-bouses, is benefi
cial to tbe health of the occupants. Crude
carbolic acid, applied to tbe ucder side of
the perches, is also a good thing.
81 Jacob's Oil Calendar, 1883-84.
The proprietors of this great German
R emeriy have Issued their family calendar
for 1SS3, and the first six months of 1SS4.
Like its preaecessors it is handsomely il
lustrated by the best artists, and its litera
ry contents are original, copyrighted
contributions from the pens of the most
popular American humorists. It is intend
ed primarily as an advertising medium,
but will also find a place in every house
hold on its own merits. It is distributed
free m the larger cities, and will be sent by
mail to any applicant who encloses a three
cent stamp. Address, "Supply Depart
ment," the Charles A. Vogeler Company,
Baltimore, Ml The firm has been recon
structed, the widow of Charles A. Voge
ler retaining his Interest in the business.
DOMESTIC
A Plush Stand. Procure three round
sticks of I the right length, for the legs;
round piece of pine bard, or a barrel
cover, for the table, and some plush of
a desirable color. Cct a strip of tbe
plush of the right length to cover the
legs, and sew it with silk of the same
color, where it will be least noticed.
Gather tbe ends together, and sew them
firmly. Nail the cover to the ends of
the legs, and put a broad hoop around
the cover, and nail it firmly to the coy
er and to the legs. The legs are crossed
in the middle, and bound firmly witb
wire. A bow of bright colored ribbon
is tied aronnd the legs w here tbey meet,
to hide the joint The top is covered
with the plush drawn tight, and a lam
brequin is fitted all around with braid
or gimp over the seam. Cat tbe lam
brequin in one piece with scallops, aud
pointed tabs alternately, bind them
with ribbon, and bang chenille tassels
to each point. The lambrequin may be
lined with silesia or muslin. Embroid
ered work may be put on the lambrequin
as well as in the centre of the cover.
This makes a handsome light work ta
ble, and if tbe top is made of a cheese
box lined inside, and half the cover
hinged with a lid, it will become useful
and handy, as well as pretty.
Jctoexsb Sorp. Fry a chicfceD, a
slice of pork, some trimmings of fresh
veal and two large onions; then put
them on to boil with a gallon of cold
water and some parsley; skim well, and
when reduced to half the quantity,
strain. Farboil two carrots, cut them
into any fancy shapes you choose, then
toss them over the tire in a little hot
butter until they begin to brown, sprink
ling a little pepper, salt and sugar over
them Cut two turnips with a vegeta
ble cntter, and parboil them until quite
tender. Cut ten or tweive leeks and a
head of celery into rings and a head of
cauliflower into flowerets. Throw the
leeks, cauliflower and celery into separ
ate vessels containing uoiung waier, ami
let boil two or three minutes; then add
them to the boiling broth. Let the
sonp simmer for halt an hour, then add
the heart of a lettuce cut into rings;
when that is tender, add a tablespoon
ful of caramel, peppsr and salt to taste,
the carrots, turnips, and half a teacup
ful each of green peas, and asparagus
heads, boiled quite tender. Four tbe
soup into tbe tureen and drop in a
poached egg for each person at the
table. ...
Ragout op Mcttos. A ragout of
cold meat is ax appetizing dish if careful
ly prepared; in ud practiced ham's it is
usually an uninviting one. The follow
lowing recipe will prove a very good
preparation: Slice thinly two turnips,
two carrots and two oninns; melt a ta
blospoonful of butter in a sauce-pan,
put in the vegetables and brown them.
Sprinkle in a little flour and stir the
whole to prevent browning too quiekly,
turn them out on a hot dLsli until wan
ted. Cut cold, roast mutton in to square
pieces and brow n them on each side in
the same pan in which the vegetables
were browned; then add half a pint of
hot Btock salt aud pepper, a little chopp
ed pandey and the sliced vegetables.
Simmer gently uutd the vegetables are
tender. Arr;uige the vegetables in the
centre of tbe duili, with tlio meat as a
border; pour the sauce over all and
serve.
Apple Uctteb Fiddisg. Core and
peel eight or ten apples, pat in a dish,
nil the places from which the core have
been taken with sugar aud a very small
piece of cinnamon-stick, cover and bake
until half done. Beat the yolks oi four
etrss light, add one cup of flour with
one teaspoon of baking powder sifted J
with it, two tablespoons of powdered
sugar, a half-pint of milk. Stir ail well
together, add lastly the whites of foul
eggs beaten to a froth. Butter a baking
dibit, put in it the half-baked apples,
pour over them the prepared butter.
The apples muft be quiue cool before
adding the butter. Bake in a well-heated
ovm three-quarters of an hour.
Serve with a cream sauce
To Use Cold jlrrTOM on "Beef.
Chop it Hue, and put it in a sancepaa
with a crrj of gravy or of soup stock,
season with pepper and rait, aud scat
ter over it, stirring all the time, a table
spooufol of flour; let the meat heat
gradually, and, when "boiling hot," set
the pan on the back part of the stove,
and poach some eggs to serve with tbe
meat: When the eggs are done, put
the meat on a platter, and lay theggs
around the edje. This receipt is very
good without the eggs. Cold bcelsteak
tastes like black-bird served in this way.
Ebead Souffle. Four a quart ot
boiling milk over one pound of stale
bread. Let it stand until soft, then
beat to a smooth pulp, add the well
beaten yolks of eight eggs, quarter of a
pound of butter, quarter of a ound of
auKar, grate orauge peel to ta-ste, half a
pound of raisins, a pinch of salt and the
well-beaten whites of eight eggs Hake.
Serve with wine sauce or rich cream.
Rcy at any drug store one ounce of
camphorated oil and five cents' worth of
chlorate of potash, and whenever a
soreuess appears in tbe throat, put the
potash in a half-tumbler of water and
gargle tbe throat; then rub the neck
thoroughly with the camphorated oil
at night before going to bed, and also
pin around th ) throat a small strip of
woolen tianneL
Tbeke is nothing better for a cut than
powdered rosin. Get a few cents' worth,
pound it until it is quite hue, put it u
a cast-off spice box with perforated top.
then yon can easily sift it on the cut
Fut a soft cloth around the injured
member, and wet it with water once in
a while; it will prevent inflammation or
soreness.
Stone Oik am. One quart of milK,
half box of gelatine, sugar to taste. Mix
well and put on to boil, then add the
well-beaten yolks of three eggs, and
stir until it thickens. When done, fla
vor to taste with vanilla, and put it into
moulds.
Roast Red-bead Duck. Thoroughly
clean, stuff and sew up vent; truss it
well, and season with pepper and salt
Eave a hot, steady oven: put hot water
in the bottom of dripping and baste the
duck very often, Serve with currant
and wild grape jelly.
Fried Sardines. Select large sar
dines, wipe off the od, dip them in
beaten egg seasoned with cayenne pep
per; roll in cracker or biead crumbs.
and fry delicately in boiling olive oil or
lard. Serve on not buttered to-.ist.
Potatoes Saute. Pare three large
potatoes and cut with a vegetable cutter
into small balls about the size of a mar
ble; put them in a stew pan with two
tabletpoonfnls of hot butter or olive
butter and a good sprinkling of salt;
shake them occasionally until they are
quite brown.
M. Ttitanditr, the French aeronaut, is
projecting tbe manufacture of an elliptical
balloon, which is to be driven by a dynamo
mac hi e and storage batteries. The bal
loon will be 131 feet long, and will have a
capacity of more than 100,000 cubic feet
It is calculated to give a lifting power of
three and one-half tons, which will, when
the machinery is in place, allow for a ton
of passengers and ballast
Here is a hint by Dr. O. . Boeck which
may be of industrial value: If potatoes
are peeled and treated with 8 parts of sul
phuric acid and 100 parts of w!er, and
then cried and pressed, a mass is obtained
very like celluloid, and which can be used
instead of meerschaum or ivory. It is not
stated whether the invention is protected
by a patent or not
HUM020U&
She inquired of three different per
sons in the eorrider of the post office as
to where the money-order department
was, and, not feeling satisfied with this,
she asked at both stamp-windows. Then
she felt reasonably certain that she
would not go down cellar or op-stairs in
going to the money-order room, and she
timidly entered that place aud asked:
"Can I send a monev order?" "Yes'm."
"For 85?" "Yes'm." "To Saginaw?"
"Yes'm." "To my husband ?" "Yes'm.
Please till out a blank." She filled out
three different ones before the writing
suited her, aud tried four different pens
before she found a holder of the right
build and color. "This order is for 85,"
she said, as she stood at the window,
'Yes'm." "He went there to secure
work, but he can't find any." "Yes'm."
"And he wants to come home." "No
doubt of it" "Bat $5 seems like an aw
ful price to bring any one from Sagin
saw." "So it does." "He might not find
work if he came home." "Xo,. ma'am."
"And so he might as well be there as
here." "Yes'm." "Well, 1 guess I'll
wait a day or two, anyhow. If he
finds work he won't want it, and if he
gets tired and comes home on foot he'll
be bo worn out that he can't more than
half jaw aronnd. Five dollars is quite
a sum, I can buy a nice pair of shoes
with that"
"The very next time I nioet you,"
exclaimed an angry man to a passer-by,
I'll whale you till you ca:'t stand up."
'What's the mutter ?" asked an ac
quaintance. "You see. I owe the devilish fallow,
and be persists in meeting me,"
"Does he insultingly remind you of
your obligation by speaking of it in the
presence of others ?"
"Xo, l e never says anything."
"Then what right have you to com
plain? '
"Why, he knows very well that it is
embarrassing for me to meet lum, that
it makes me feel bad, bnt when he sees
me coming he -doesn't get out of my
way. Why doesn't he leave town untd
I pay him?"
Two strings to his bow: A musical
man, accompanied by a hand organ and
a child, has been giving street perform
ances for the past week on the streets of
Austin. After he had twisted one of
the iSeethoven, soul stirring symphon
ies out of the instrument of torture, the
artist sent the child among the crowd.
A legislator, who had just voted on the
fixing of the per diem of the members,
disgorged a uickeL "I vaDts anoder
nickel," lisped the child. "What for ?"
"Dot nickel you put dot cup in vas for
de niousic, but mine fodder ish a pro
fus&ional pegger pesides."
A Leadvllle man traveling iu the
Gunnison country met a stranger in the
lonely part of the trail.
"Hollo !"said tbe Leadvilie man.
"Hallo !" was the rather surly reply.
Then the Leadvilie man reached
arouud to his hip pocket to get out a
bottle of whisky as a kind of a inoUi ti
er. The stranger promptly shot at
him, putting a bullet through the Lead
vilie man's hat
"All right," said the latter, digging
spurs into his broncho; "if that's the
way yon feel about it we will just drop
the acquaintance right here, I never
try to force myself on a man."
".
As old acquaintance; James C ,
a genial eon of Erin, is fond of shooting.
One day a hawk alighted near the house,
and bis son took the gun, crawled with
in gunshot, fired and missed. "Why
did a t ye kill the nowck? queried tne
father, "The gun's no good," answered
the junior James. "Ye'r aliar, Jamesie,
it's yew that's no good. Ye can't tell
me anything a'oont that gun. Sure, I've
known her since she was a pishtoL"
A Kesttckias who went to the fun
eral of a friend at-ked tbe privilege of
saying a few words, which was granted.
He talked eloquently for a few minutes,
when, laying his trembling band on the
coffin, he olerved that he was sorry to
see that the deceased was baidheaded.
which conld easily have been avoided
by tbe use of some of ftis hair restorer,
aud wound up by exhorting the mourn
ers to try it
Tee grease: When he had called the
meeting to order Brother Uttrdner arose
aud said: "Gen'len, if it wasn't for de
wh-'els on a wagon the wajon wouldn't
move. When de wheels is on, den
what ?" "Grease I" solemnly exchtimed
an old man. "Kerrect I" whispered the
president, softly rubbing his hands to
gether. "We hex de wagon sui de
wheels. We will now pass de bat aroun'
for de grease."
A prfcihe father: He did not object
to his daughter joining a musical socie
ty, but gently insisted that abbrevia
tions were coarse Philip Harmonic
sounds much more gently, my dear.
Acctdest to a towel: "Confound it
barber, you've cut me!" "Cut you?
(with sad surprise aud affectionate re
proach.) Oh no, sir. It is only the
towel that is bleeding that's all, air ?'
lAar Energy and Arctic toreili
In connection with the recent discussions
on solar energy, it has been lately noted
by M. Key de Morance, in the Paris Aca
demy, that fossil botany has given a new
extension to Laplace's hypothesis of a
gradual contraction of the sun. Tbe ex
tensive coal-beds found in Polar regions
appear to show that these latter, at one
time, received nearly as much of the solar
light and heat as equatorial regions. So
long as the sun was ot such a diameter as
to beat and light the two poles, tbere was
great uniformity in our planet's vegetation
but about the Cenomanian epoch (i. e.,tbe
Cretaceous) this state of things ceases
rather rapidly. Plants with cadacous
leaves apjiear first in northern regions, and
gradually spread southward, confining ar
borescent ferns and other primitive plants
to in ever-narrowing equatorial zone. In
the Polar regions, moreover, vsgeUtion
disappears. These facts, according to JL
Iley following Dr.Blandet are explained
by the gradual contraction of the sun, but
remain inexplicable by the simple hypothe
sis ot a gradual cooling of tbe earth.
It is stated that a good test for lubricat
ing oils is to place single drops of the dif
ferent kinds to be compared i line acrona
tbe end of a piece of plate glass about 24
inches long, one end being six or eight
inches higher than tho other, to form an
inclined plane. The drops ot oil run down
tnis smooth plane tn a iace with each oth
er. The quality of the oils for lubricating
purposes is shown ny tne distances travel
ed and the trace left by tbe drops. Thus,
on the first day sperm oil will be found in
tbe rear, bat it will in time overtake tbe
rest, and retain its power of motion after
most other oils have dned up.
A knob attachment, invented bv Javrti
G. Fox, Bay City, Mich., consists of the
combination, with a knob anindie of nru-
matic form and screw thread at its corners
of a detachable knob having a shank on
its confining plate, with prsamatic passage
in it- and provided with a centre to ho
which is screw-threaded internally, made
smooth and cylindrical externoUy, provid
ed with means for holding it, whde the
knob is in position, from loniritndinal
movement n either direction, while it is
allowed to revolve in either direction, while
It is allowed to revolve within the knob,
and constructed with a protruding end, by
which it is operated from the outride of
tne anon.
A hotel clerk named Briscoe,
Stumped his foot out u 'Fritco,
It bun him hko thunder,
fiat tbe pain was got under.
By St Jacob's OU rubbed on his toe.
A conductor who Uvea at Bslsir,
Got hurt, being thrown on a chair,
Tbey took him away,
But in less than day,
St Jacobs Oil made him all square.
It U the uniform opinion of those who
have investigated the subject that the con
dition of the atmosphere most conducive
to health and comfort is wbea the tempe
rature is from 65 degrees tc 70 degrees F.
an 1 the relative humidity 65 to 75 per
cent ot Ea'uration.
"SIow and steady wins the race."
Steadily, but not slowly, Kidney-Wort is
distancing all competition tor universal
popularity and usefulness. This celebra
ted remedy can be obtained in the usual
dry vegetable form, or in liqiud form. It is
put up in the latter way for the especial
convenience of those who cannot readily
prepare it. It will be found very concen
trated and will act with equal efficiency in
either form. Read advertisement
JfcaJivery clor of tbe Diamond Dyes
is perfect Bee the samples of the colored
cloth at the druggists. Unequalled for
brilliancy.
The rubber goods industry of the United
Siate represents a capital of about $76. -O
X), 000, and about 15 000 persons are
employed in 120 establishments, produc
ing annually goods valued at (250,000.000
The amount of raw rubber consumed is
about 30, 000-tons per annum.
A good Eoplwt clergyman of Bergen,
N. Y., a strong temperance man, suffered
with kidney trouble, neuralgia and dizzi
ness almost to blindness, over two years
after he was told that Hop Bitters would
care him, because he was atraid of and
prejudiced against "Bitters." Since bis
cure be says none need fear but trust in
Hup fitter.
Motbrr !' Worn Syrnp.
Infallible, tasteless, hanntaw, cathartic; (or fe
Verisaueaa, rmleaoueM, wurnia. cooUaUoii. tie
Vegctine
Purifies the Blood, Renovates and Lk
vigorates the Whole System,
m bdictmal rsoreicTTH ASS
Alterative. Tonic Solvent
and Diuretic
VtnrrrKi la mile exclarivelr from the Jalera of
earefuHy-ielerteil barfc. root anil hertio, and so
tronirly con-Dtnul that It will ffoctnsJlT enull
cate fr-ira the sTsUfraeTery tsiot ot Herofal,
Kerfals limr, Taiasn, tjser,
lf r rott, II Mm or, Kryvlpela. Malt
Kkran. Kyphlltile Mwnn. aaker.
ft'Mlntnena at tne atoatacb, and all diseases
thai arwe from Impure blooL ftelaliea, 1 n.
flnmmasory anil 4 h ran la Rheaawatlane.
kenralsia. Veal and (tplaal 'aaa
plnl f , olq oaij 0 cSectoallj cured thrtwa
tne bioo-L
For I'lrors and Ernptlva DIhssm of the
Rfcln, fnalalea, flraplra, Hlotehea.
Hoi In, Trltrr. Healdlimd and it lac
warm, VEiitTim has never failed to effect a per
manent cure.
For Pales la tbe Bark, KHm; Cane
nlnlal. Orapajr, Female Hetkans,
lieeeorrhcea arising from Internal uii--ntn m,
and uterine uisteanea and Ueaeral lleblllly,
Viktis acts directly upon the causes of these
euiuihami. II invigorates and strengthens tbe
whole svstein, acta uonn the secretive organs, al
lava innsDimaUon, cures ulceration and rtguUlea
toe bowel!.
For sjatarrn. Dyseeaala, Habitual
(emlvrnpHt, Falpllailoa of (be Heart.
Hfadsrbe, tlle. Serveasneia and
byalm, no nteilicine has ever given such per
fect Kitbifa-tinn as the Y torn a. It purines
the blooil, cleanses all of the organs, and possesses
S control ling power over Ihe nervous system.
The remarkable cures effected by Van
Itui have induced many phvsiciana and apotne
ranes whom we know, w preacriua and one It in
their own families.
In fact, Vewktixc Is the best remedy yet dis
covered for The above dt-enes. and la the only re
liable HI.OOD ri KIl ICK vet Disced befon
he public
Vifisnxic The great snc-css of the Vsgftths
As a cleaaser and puriuv r of tbe blood is shown be
yond a Uonlit by the great numtiers who have
laken it, and received uuinediale relief, with such
remarkable cures.
Vegetino is Sold by all Druggists.
mm
Invalids, broken down in health and spirits by
chrome dytpepnia, or suffering from toe terrible
exhaustion that fojows lhe attacks of acute dls
eape. the teiitimotiy of ihonsanits who have been
raised as by a miracle from a similar state of pros-
iraiion ry nosieiters siomacn Bitters, is a sure
guarantee that by the same means yon, loo, may
ue sirengrneoeu ami restoreu.
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally
HAS BEEN PROVED
The SUREST CURE for
KIDNEY DISEASES.
DoemlMm6 back or disordered win tndvl
cat that you mr victim t THEN DO NOT
HESITATE; two Kidney-Wort at once, (druff-j
6Hw ntsommmnwjia it wuiepeediiy orer
oom th disea-t and restor he)tIiT action.
I m a-lf For oumplalnts peouliar
to yomr sex. mucik m TMinLi
innTrTTimna-irg. rr innrT vr nrl n mini -pMud.;
aw it will act promptly and mmteiy.
Either Sex. Irvxintanamoc. retention ofnrina,1
brick diiart or ropy drposaiU,aUad doll dracffinr
paina, all speedily yied to iu euratlva powar.
O- BOLD JfY AUi SKUQGT3T3. Trim ft. P
Tbe Bad and Worthless
are never tmttatra or cdmterfrttnt. This la
espeoiajiy true of a family medicine, and It Is
positive proof that lhe remedy fmUoled is of the
highest Taloe. As soon as It had been tested
and proved by the whole world that Bop Bitters
was the purest, best and mot valuable family
medicine on earth, many Imitations sprung up
and began to steal tbe notices In which the press
and tbe people of the country had expressed the
merits of IL B, and In every way trying to in
duce Buffering; Invalids to mm then- stuff Instead,
expecting to nuke money oa the credit add good
name of u. B. Many others started nostrums
pot up in similar style to H. B., with variously
devised names In which the word "lion, or
"Hope" were used In a way to Indnoe people
to believe tbey were the same as Hop Bitten.
All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name is, and especutJj those
with the word " Hop'' or Mops'' in their Dame
or in any way connected with them or their same,
are Imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them.
Touch none of them. Cse nothing bat genuine
llep Bitten, with a bunch or cluster of green
Uop on the white label. Trust nothing else.
Drnggists and dealers are warned against dealing
la eniiailoneor countenelu.
11
8TOSACH
iiimaa, auj ovu, wmj -
ical Bother to her sod, for mercy's
saxe a on i seep on uamjjuig ap
down the floor in that manner you'll
wear out your new boots. (He aits
nM TViava rnn " ' ttirnr down!
Xow, you'll wear out your new trowsxrsl
1 ueciare, a never seeu m.u
The retention of any waste matter in the
system produces injury. Tne collection of
"phlegm" or diseased mucus in time of
cold or throat affection should be prompt
ly removed. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup
does it more quickly and effectually than
any other cough syrup made.
Tire time o'day: A Syracuse young
lady has a peculiar mode of reckoning
time on Sunday. Last Sunday evening,
about six o'clock, when asked what time
it was, she replied: "Five minutes of
Smith."
"Necessity is the mother of inven
tion:" Diseases of the liver, kidneys and
bowels brought forth that sovereign reme
dy Kidney-Wort, which is nature's normal
curative tor all those dire complaints. In
either liquid or dry form it is a perfect
remedy for those terrible diseases that
cause so many deaths.
t-Sr A pint of the finest ick for families
or schools can be made from a ten-cent
package ot Diamond Dye. Try them.
think." eaiJ
VII DVIVV, Awwaat .J
Wittiboi to the insurance examiner,
that I am a good riskr "Tea, sir,
replied the doctor, a first-class one.
'Then, what in tnniiaer on x wu
4 a t a;A wituvwii- Mnch
obliged for yonr examination. CSood
day. .
Proof Everywhere.
If any invalid or sick person has tc
least doubt of the power and etfliacy of
Uop liitters to cure them, they can find
cases exactly like their own, in their own
neighborhood, with proof positive thai they
can be easily and permanently cured at a
trifling cost or asa your druggist or phy
sician. Ummwich, Feb. II, 18S0
Hop Bitter Co Sins I was given up
by the doctors to die of scrofula consump
tion. Two bottles of your bitters cored
me. LEROTERK WEK.
Explaining tbe tracks: Mistress (who
has long suspected her servant of hav
ing a follower and thinks she has caught
lir at loxn "Marv. tout master wish
es to know the meaning of these large
frtnt-mrk- mix von exDlain?" Mary -
"Oh, yes. mnm ! my sister's been here
and she's got the gout so bad she has
to wear lug boots.'
Nsbvocsxiss, and all derangements of
the nervous system, are usually connected
with a diseased condition of the blood. De
bility is a frequent ' accompaniment. The
first thing to be done is to improve tbe con
dition of the blood. This is accomplished
by taking Vboxtisi. It is a nerve medi
cine, and poetesses s controlling power
over the nervous system.
"What on earth maxes yon announce
that yon extract teeth without pain?
Didn't I hear every patient yon had up
here yell?"
"You did, sir,'- replied the peripatetic
dentist, "but those were shrieks of joy
which they uttered, sir! They were so
delighted, sir, at being painlessly re
lieved that they con'd not restrain their
enthusiasm.'
KolalBC Like Is.
Ko medicine has even been known so effectual In tbe
aura of ail those diseases ariwnir from an Impure con
dioonof the blood as Scovlll's ssruaparula or Blood
and Liver syrup for tbn cur of Scrofula, White MweU.
Inge. Kneumaumi. Pimplea. Blotcnes, Eruptions, V
nerval Sons snd Idseesea. Consumptioa.Ooitre.Bous,
Cancers, and all kindred diseases. It purines tne sys
turn, brimrscolor to th- cheeks snd rmtorva the suff
erer lo a nor n. si condition of health and vigor.
It Is asueried that the ordinary cosmetica used by
ladles are productive of gnat mischief. We believe
this Is so. and that a better means or securing s bean
tif tit eomHexion in lo ue some anrd blond medirice
like S.riU Blood and Liver Syrup which ch-anse
the Mood ad gives permanent li-anty to the skin.
Bomancb badly frosted: A Ueorgia
couple waited over four years for a good
opportunity to elope, and just as it came
the girl's father took the young man by
the band and sai l: "Speak up to her,
Thomas 1 I know she loves you and I'd
be tickled to death to have yon for a
sen in-law !
Wl.at is bcautirull Why, Carbolme, a
deodorized extract of petroleum, as now
improved and perfected. Clear as spring
water, delightfully perfumed and will not
soil the finest linen fabric a perfect toilet
preparation and absolutely makes the hair
grow oa bald heads,
I'lombit.re. Chop rather fine, pre
served ginger and candied peaches,
pears, cherries, apricots, plums, and
pineapples, mixing in any proportion
you choose. Allow a pound of fruit to
a quart of vanilla or almond ice cream.
When the cream is beginning to Bet in
the freezer, add the fruit mould.
"Bocbo-rlba.
I ue quics, cotupteie cure, ail anuo;uig nmnej,
Blaililer and I'nnary Disease. Jl. liruggwia.
Pure cod liver oil, trom selected livers,
on the seashore, by Ctswelh Hazard & Co.,
H. Y. Absolutely pure ana sweet. Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to
all others. Physician, declare it superior
to all other oil.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rout;h
skin cured by using Juniper Hoap, made
by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. 2icw York.
Glue. -til ue. when mixed with on e
fourth nart glycerine, ia found to have an
elasticity and pliability which prevents iu
cracking when dry.
Malaria, chills, positively cured by
Emory's Standard Cure Pills. Their equal
unknown, sugar- coated; no griping, 35c.
Artificial Shower. A curious inven
tion is going to be tried in Paris. An iron
tube is to be run up the tide of those trees
in public gardens which require constant
watering iu summer. Up this tube wster
is to be forced, so as to produce an art ill -cid
shower when meded.
Ladies and children's boots and shoes
cannot ran ever if Lyon's Patent Iieel
titlffeners are used
A3 to the rays of the solar spectrum.
Prof O. rorbes still maintains that the
blue rays travel faster than the red, the
assertions of M. Cornu to the contrary,
notwithstanding it mar be remembered
that M. Cornu thought that Prof. Forbes
was mis'ed by the nature of his apparatus.
Nervous rfelache. Neuralgia, Xervoos Debility
and all undue weaknesses are promptly cured by
Allen s Brain Food; $1 pkg.,t tor S&. At druggists
and at Allen's 1-Sanuat j, a is First ave S. V.
Dr. De Chaumont reports a case whete
coal gas entered a house and suffocated 3
penons, although the main, which leak
ed, was twelve feet from the walls ot the
house and beneath the frozen surface ot a
gravelly soil,
"Boagh ea Rata."
Clean out rata, mice, roaches. Hies, ante, beil
btigs, skunks, chipmunks, gopher, tec liruggiata
Th Lackawanna Iron and Coal Compa
ny have been experimenting with culm as
fuel. The last tests are reported as very
favorable. A grate described as working
Use a pair of shears is used, and this, ope
rated by a lever, enables ihe fireman te
clean his Ores in an exceedingly short space
ot time. The combustion is described as
very perfect.
Bist Cocoa Bn-sia in the Wosld." Try ft.
Price loc If. VY. ki.-o-at a Co., Augusta, Maine.
Arrangement for holding 'an intem.v
tiooal exbibiii m at Calcutta, this year.have
bfAn completed.
Dr. Elnel tireat Nerve Restorer is the
marvel of ane aire for all nerve dnvaaes. Ail
ma stopped tree, eeiid to HI Area street'
raiuae4lua, Pa.
MED!
LerMa. Mania. Brriat
. tar. csAKi.1 - Ill
S4,tl.
naitiusvsiaUs&u
-.amysBBaamw i
E GREAT CURE
I I Oi
i RHEUM ATI SM
hae It is for sil the peroral disossea of ih
mfB axn kOWIkS.
HUBS I " -"",-,,
!It cicanaea too wj J - .
that eauaas the L.-eadful snflVruur TfJ?
of the ioVS forma of this mdbe-e
have been quickly relieved, and in short ua
FExFECTki vvKKv.
TWXt, fU WQt l0 '. sots st Mien
re-EixB. mramiBOJ
rrnnr A Kin AFTFR
Electric appliances are k u.. --J-
TO MEN ONLY, YO'jaO 03 OLD,
files cViToi Speedy rWicf and eomplet. resw
. T uVw viuoaandlUBOOlor"TK.
-tunic kit en-- mmsmu. wish.
Rrrnrr for BFErmo r.s:G For
See. 1 will n.l you a receipt Uial wul prvsvvs
.ur wire prtM j Iwb for u months at a suet of e
nau (
iiwrdoaau. Cutthiiont
at.
I Bit. US. Wyes-. To
Co'orsdo 8reclnirna.ei.iu. C. LitUe.Penver.rJol.
rpH E LEO CY.-Tb. rtcheet S- rut UoghaN.
aTi:ai 1 a-kitiUiT r.u4J. i-a.
CANCER INST.TUTi,J JSivM
........ tresstiueutH antl
SI uiimm rrfctica. utaii'ui
-VtritttiLienUy niin-.ak.L
ami m acknowledge.!
I; miii Lnty oo Cancer and
-iu km'lrwL 1 be iuft rx-lc-3
trawrdurirr curra by hia
crm A'-' f
O h tv -rr frfmt :Ttmfwt
Cs 2 r-v.'mi in rtwv.Tw U-a
X 2 ir-Tvt of Cancer or
PI" Timor. FrjrtMTirii,
O P rmi for fn tr.rK or
Arch thilihJ.
Ot fsfirf.T ur.e srtMn? pswr, to blotter.
Od with cili-nil.tr. I" n.a'l for atiie. Aftoula
ttaated. Kconomy I'sintinu Co., SeKbury-
port, Ma-Hri.
A r rUTTS make 1SS rer cent, proflt semne
Aulilt A O htfieprN r...iiuiot- 1 a best 10 uu
World. 'nt fnt pjiMiii w r. im'ji.i i La, n.
rtioiur. &A soma Ma own, fiiila.lwpn.a, fa.
CHROLITHION
COTXARS JUt DC It r: H-tilvnie, Lnjrmh'vV Wat-r-lrvf,
Nm-rrr to Iaiii-n. F(-r or ellnltNtl et:t ty
maiL Fr dn-'ihir tv-ua card u noi ji acv
bur jr port, Jfcaaa.
reel wuft an tut
Warn ' wif-t, tlmm ThIm
t win time, (iolii by (Iroi-r1
TTET7EL OtUlsV Wo mtwtm a-x oi
II the HKT.I.KZXT ru. Moat t'.-w.t eao
Bo tue. L.w,-t pr!o: naett terms. Ktjui
" BbiAu Mimiuon, si. J,
tocis a nxt. ilhi c. sstbib.
C 1 O Thooe wishing to make money ia
enA tOTI OX FLTCEES
can art full Information and etrcn,
oO Jfj lata nuiieu I res on application to
S 1 0O Loui8 R Tki '
Canssnlsslae Brokers,
Keaner Block. NEW ORLEANS, LA.
RUPTURES
aiATBaHM m Ann ar-'- i ),.,. aoaaaaa
AKJTJ IW.IJKS for tbe Bert and Fastest,
eriliiur iti-tiiri&l H.tk. .t H ku i.
laced a pw cent. 2anoaai. i-ua. tx. Hulada..
. la
see
MARK TWAIN
"'"'' run oHsissirri
; " "Tiie ami ioe nrnnn. racirat. thIiuk of sll ioe
Iwalno-rwa. tharactenrtir illuntranooa. SX.AOO in
eaiih it; i-m t . i w.-i.tu - . ...i ...i. . . - - , .
aalea Outnta now icatly. L for
particulars adilma
v . o THirOLASS BROS .
3 North Seventh st, tiuiaddipnia. Pa.
IMITATIOPI STRIKED GLASS.
Tndesrnbably lanOtal. tmly applied to window
sisea l.n' n-fi-r-o.--i, ami im.etc., sc in
AWKJiT MIBtln. KJh. aixT o'.STSr:
leaninitxieuiuicuti.iiifiof "unilry hnmlMi luil. r-r.
- . - ......... u ciiizen. Kits
CHAifcn-rnriioi uhk,, .i i.-r. ... . . .
-ptr oLT .1. -J) tn flnd'r of lo.u,t"wortoSi
uiuonof llemd. L. a. I .SI a a T il. 7u U.r?a.
ADDTOIIINGOME
pt-.tir-fr-.m inwsiw-.i,.,t'vii.ui0)rwVf ,, ,
a a In am as aav aetaaa..
UKAiN.fKUyiSIORS&STOGXS
iiMjary 111 Clnb. or returned on rl.n,.,i t " .7.7
15 t0 $20 ST;1 bome,8aniplea worth St fra
dara bitasoa a Oo.. j-orttand jSe
CONSUMPTION.
lum,. a p. -in.. rium; be tin, sivj. oa,.," 7.
DB. T a. au- a. in ri"aC,T
OlVToY S20
bTbT S Pill I ft lit. I nil S a o..
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tmH e, m BnH it to hm
Ajrit, Thai, the meirtS
All aUrbinea w.rrantd fix 3
Jm. r-Tidfielllara,,-,.
cuU.ra, d Twawolah. A.l.;
lilleiUSurtiiWiieii
afIIlSTIC TETJSS
IS.
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aotcaao. Sonkyaai. cei""""
$66 r.-a'SMM--
AMlSZTlit.tke stria. rttMaai fca at I fijka.
JtTnn rr-4Mk-. TulxV. aV-Ji-, rrUCT. 04
Z SCW k. MrrCWial DlMkM C-WTV A
fcppru' r resale CtplaUta. and all WW
YdlaraM. It fciim. All 4Tt
mm cavalry alow lrvn aril U. aV K. !
mm a iv. . ntteaWwh. m t btti.
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HEALTH !SVEALTH,
Healtlof Boly is Wealth of Mini
DR. RADWAY'S
Sarsaparillian Resolvent.
IHl SSIlI BLOOD PURIFIES.
Mood mates sound, nesa, l
oriearskin. 11 yon would aave yoor -i.
rs wonJ without cones, a-d , our com-
aiexluo --UTt
Radway's Sarsaparillian
Resolvent.
.a st " t Ttrianp.
A remedTcotnpo .--.--
JiXrep- in". Ue broiow and
aeai, rejair oo. " , . . . . seaandFauta-
wartteo oouy
nM ia tta ireatiDenK aad euro.
JLr. ih. mmntaltlt B1SV be
. larter ow w no -
rBipcaiMins, Ksuld rviutiebui. or
iprTth.'wlSe "Sd f-budih, J-d repairs
cm organs and wasted twauea of the ejem.
theSoodle unhealthy, the process of repair
Bust be ansoand.
The Sarsaparillian Resolvent
WotonW la eompensarlng remedy, but secures
iherwoasJtlonofeochof ttie onran It
ebSSeVthroughout the entire Tern luoo
aTlisrntonT and suppl.es the blood ves
7 . ao ihe current of
S: TH.rorter- a Jew day
W . . oa .., aausanaasel elar aVilil
nf Zn0 ?rUpw mis-, -
SetifnL, JWfSiJL "J
eared, lemons flenniT from crufula, erupUTe
2xiUl-U hri Znmulmtel aprea.1, eitder
t . - a mawmirv. or front lint
irfwn liniTairau aao--o v - '
Bseof eorroeive su Wunate, may rely noon a cure
7JVJ..7Z...:u.. i. continued a 4umcleiu Uiue
lo mate iu mipresKioo oo the J;f- .
One bottle contains more of the active princi
ples of Medicines than any other Preparaii-.
f atea la teaapoonful doses, while others require
ve or eta tune a
One Dollar a Dottle.
R.
R.
R.
Railway's Ready Relief,
M sUOUJ J se- B ae tew m
a a. aa HlftinfM I-Tr fIlB tt
relieve Pain witfc one thorough application:
bo matter now vioieni or .. r- -,
tbe Kheumatlo, Bed-rid.Ien. lunrm. Crippled,
Mervous. NeuraJmo or prostrated with dwaHe
m S3e. RAfl WAY'S KKA11Y liKLllSr' wiU
aHord lDoUntease.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER.
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWEIJ,
CONGESTION or TUK lu tiis
80EK THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATH INU,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NECRALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS,
CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES,
BRUISES, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA.
NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS,
COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS,
PAINS IN THE CHEST, BACK
or LIMBS are inrantly relieved.
MALARIA
I IV ITS VARIOUS l-"rtM-.
FETEB AXD AGUE.
FETER AND AGUE cured for 50 rts. There Is
not a remedial aireut In this world Hi u will core
fever and Ague, an I other alsJanous, Bilions,
Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other fevers (aided
by KAO'A A W PILLS) so quickly as RADWAYS
HEX OS RELIEF.
It will In a few mooienn, when taken Internally
according to the directions, cure Craiups, pn.Htn
door Stomach, Heartburn, Sic Hea-laeiie. lT.Hep
sla, Palpitation of tlie Heart, Cold Chilis, Hy4tent,
Pains In the Bowel Diarrhors, Dysentery, Coiic,
W ind in the Bowels, and all Internal Paina.
Travelers should alwavacarrrabottleof RAD
WAYS READY RK1.IEF with theuL A few
drops in water will prevent sickness or pain from
change of water. It is lieltcr Uua i'rench Brandy
or Hitters aa a aUmoiant.
Hlaers aad Loaibermea should always
be provided with it.
RADWAY'S
Rcfflilatiiw Pills
Perfoct, Purgative. Soothing. Aperi
ents. Act without Pain. Always
Bcliable and Katnral
in Operation.
A "VEGETABLE STJBSTITETE FOR
CALOiLEL.
Perfectly taste:eie elegantly eoared wtta sweet
gum, purge, regulate, portly, cleanse and streng
then. KiOWaY Pnxs for the core of an disorders ot
the stomach. Liver. Kowels. Kidneys, Bbklder,
r emaie Complaint, Nervous Diseases, Lose of A p
petite. Headache. Constipatloa, CostlveneM, Indi
gestion, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Fever, lnOammo
tion of the Bowels, Piles, and all derangements of
the Internal Viscera. Purely vegetable, contain
ing no mercury, minerals, or deletenoos drugs.
tr (Maierve the following svinptoms resnltlng
from lnseasesof the Dlgesuve "organs; Constipa
tion, Inward piles. Fullness of Blood la the
Head, Aadltv of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn,
IAmat of Food, Fullness or Weight tn the Sto
mach, Sour Eructatiou, sinking or Fluttering at
the Heart, Choking or Sutleruig Sensations when
In a lying posture. limuee of Vwi-.n. Dote or
Webs before the Sight. Fever and doll Pain la the
Head. Uenciency oi pentDiratuin, Yellowness of
the Skin and tyes. Pain tn the Side, Cheat,
Limbs, aud sudden Finance of Ilea!, Burning in
the Flesh.
A few 'loses of Ranwirs Pin. will free tha
system fruiu all the above-named disorders.
BOLD BT DRUGGISTS.
rrlee, a.) Cent Per Bex.
REAL "FALSE AND TRUE."
Send a letter stamp to R DWAT A CO.. No. S3
oyoo!n nnUou w,"ta thousan-ls will b sent
Te lb re telle.
tor r"watX and see that la
aame "Hahwav" la on what yon buy.
ms.BALSAM
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- w nta for iUipa.
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wr'" NewTerk
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