B. P. SCHWEIER, TEE GOESTrrUTIOI THE TTHOlf AID TEE EEFOBOEKEST OF TEE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXXVII. MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. MAKCII 7. 1SS3. NO. 10. THOUGHT. " ' ThougM is deeper than all speech, . Feeling l deeper I ban all tiiought, eol:s to wnln can never teaca -" What nnto themselves was taught. We are spirits clad In veils; Man bj man was never seen ; All oar deep communing fails To remove tlie shadow r screen; Bean to heart was never known ; Mind to mind did never meet, We are co'.amns left alone of a temple once complete. Like the stars that gem the sly. Far apart though seeming; near. In our light we scattered lie; All Is thus bat star-uglit here. What is social company But a babbling summer stream? What our wise philosophy. But the glancing ul a dxeam i , Only when the son of love " Melts the scattered sure of thought. Only when we live above What tht dim-eyed world has taught ; Only when our souls are fed By the fount which gave them birth, And by inspiration led Which they never drew from earth. We, like paried drops of rain, Swelling till they meet and run, Shall be all absorbed again, Melted, flowing into one. THE INCLES WILL. My diamonds, Mary," said Mrs. Del- mont; "and iny six-button gloves. And I'm almost certain that the point ol that Cashmere shawl is trailing cn the carpet. Mrs. Delmont stood in front of the fur-length mirror, whose golden stand ards were veiled in draperies of em broidered lace a little withered sharp nosed woman, with a complexion all composed of paint and powder, hair artfully touched np by the patent "Golden Dye," and teeth so obtrusively false that no one weald ever dream of calling tLem a deception. Bat her violent velvet dress had cost eight dollars a yard; her bracelets were of dead gold studded with diamonds, and she sparkled ail over with precious stones, like a jeweeler's thow-case. The londoir was hung with pe'e-olue satin, the carpet was of the softest Aubusson, the chairs and tables of en ameled white, garlanded about by tiny golden vines, and a Skye terrier lay coiled np on a blue Angora rug in front of the fire, with a silver collar around his worthless little neck. "Yes, ma'am," said Mary, with a conga. "The shawl is quite right now, ma'am. But if you please, ma'am, Mrs. Masters is waiting to see you." "Mis. Masters!" cried the widow, in a vexed tone. But before she could say more, the door opened, and a pale-faced woman, dressed in garments so shabby as to be barely respectable, came in. I won't keep you a minute, cousin Caroline," said she apologetically. "The horses are waiting," said Mrs. Delmont ungraciously, "and it always does make them vicious to stand too leng in this frosty air." "I have been facing it," said Mrs. Masters bitterly; and my cloak is not so warm as the embroided blankets of your pampered horses, Caroline." "Well," said Mrs. Delmont impa tiently, "now you are here, you may as well sit dow. What is it that yoa want now?" - I am sorry to be always begging, cousin Caroline," said Mrs. Masters, "but things have gone wrong of late Some of my best boarders have changed their quarters for a more fashionable location others have gone away with out paying me and I have been obliged to call in an expensive doctor for Den nie " "Just what you wight have eapected when yoa adopted that child," said Mrs. Delmont. "Why couldn't you let him go to the asylum, as other chil dren do?" He was our cousin's child, said Mrs. Masters sadly. "What difference does that make? said Mrs. Delmont, with a shrug of the Cashmere draped shonlders. "And," added Mrs. Masters, without debating the point, "1 hoped perhaps you would let me have a little money, just until the next months board-bills come due." "I can't then,' said Mrs. Delmont pettishly. "It's money, money, money with you the whole time. I do believe you think I've a bank, or a gold-mine, or some such inexhaustible snpply. And I may as well stop it now as any time. So I beg, Clara, that you won't trouble your self to come here any more on your beg ging expeditions. Mary the car riage," . So Mrs. Delmont swept downstairs, iashing and sparkling as she went, and the meek little boarding-house keeper took herself off. shedding a few furtive tears behind her shabby crape wu. "Carolina never had much heart, mused she. "And what she had seems to be turning the stone." Mrs. Masters was one of the unlucky kind. . . . When she was a young girl of eigh teen, she had kit boarding-school to come home and nurse old uncle Josepn through his fatal illness, while Carohne, her cousin, "didn't see that she could do any good," and serenely remained at Cape May. , , h. And when the old an dieihis will, leaving .11 he had to Carohnes deceased father, was opened, Clara maJe ihe best of things. "I did suppose h. would little," said she, choking down a joo. "But then people ought not to be set fish. The will was made ten year go, laf,.A nnla TV-ITl tiled. "If uncle Joseph bad thong" J make a new one, I do believe have remembered me, . . And of course Online will amde, seeing that we are equally related to uncle Joseph, and I was with him when he died. But Caroline did nothing'of the sort "Whats mine is mine" said she: "and-I certainly shall not give away a solitary cent of it. So the cousins went their different ways. Mrs. DelmoLt married a handsome Southern lawyer who had leit her a widow at forty. Clara- wedded a penniless clergyman who had died as poor as he lived, and she kept soul and body together by means of a third-rate boarding-house. further incurring Caroline's displeasure uy adopting a poor little lame orphan wno Had no other prospects than the poor-house. I ve been unlucky all my life," sighed Mrs. Masters, as she hurried home through the biting winter blist. "and luck don't seem likely to change now. "I must just let Thompson, the second-hand man, have the big walnnt secretaire that uncle Joseph gave me and the rosewood bookstand 1 took for Miss Mowbray's board. They're the only articles I've got left of any value." Thompson, the second band man, sat in his store with a faded oil portrait hanging above him, and a pair of blue velvet window curtains draped at the left, three bird cages on the table, and a cooking-stove at his rear, while he was engaged in conn ting out the pieces of a set of antique china. "Humble servant, ma'am," said Thompson, who had always recognized Mrs. Masters as a lady through all her adversities. "Thompson," said Mrs. Masters sadly. "I've ma le up my mind to part with my waluct secretaire and rosewood bookstand." "All right, ma'am," said Thompson, eyeing the spout of the cream-pitcher hard, to make sure that it was not cracked. "You may send np for them to-night' "Very well, ma'am," said Thomp son. Mrs. Masters shed a few tears as the big secretaire and the little bookstand. the last relics of her gentility, were taken away in Thompson's wagon. 'Goodness knows what I am to do next," said sbe. "But there! We're all in Heaven's hands." Thompson the furniture man made his appearance the next day, with a curious bewilderment in his face." "Well, I am beat!" said Thompson. "Wonders neer will cease, as my poor old mother used to say." "What do you mean?" said Mrs. Masters in surprise. "It's that there secretary o yonr"n," said Thompson. "It was kind o' bruised and scratchy, so I just took it all to pieces to oil and polish it up. And clear at the back, I found two or three old papers that mast have slid down oat of the back of the drawer and got wedged above the wooden rlsats that support ed the lower drawers." "Papers?" said Mrs. Masters, "Dear me, Thompson, what sort of papers?" "There's an old note of hand, as must be outlawed long ago, said Thompson "And a catalogue of Bail- way Bonds, and a will. "A what! gasped the widow, "A last will and testument Dated six weeks uciore your nucie josepn died- And don't torn pale, Mrs. Mas ters," said Thompson; "it leaves yoa all the property he had in the world. It states" But here poor Mrs. Master fainted away. "Well the rest can be easily imag ined. The will was put into court, and tri umph antly proved. Mrs. Delmont found herself dispos sessed and Clara Masters became the heiress. "Bat, dear me, I wouldn't liarm a hair of Caroline's head," said good Mrs. Masters. "Ain't there enough for both of us? And really, I am more glad on Dennie's account than my own. For Mrs Masters was the same sweet- natured woman through storm and sun shine alike. "Ought to ha been a duchess," said Thompson the second-hand man. "And I always said so, "And to the day of my death, I shall be proud to think it was my chisel and screwdriver as pried out her inheri tance." The Daesjer Attondlnc Arsenic It is necessary to raise a warning cry against a most mischievous statement which has recently been circulated and has already done harm, to the effect that "arsenic in small doses is good for the complexion." It is not difficult to in-atrine the risks women will incur to woe- ti,;- .i l.,l-o preserve or iuj"'" . So more ingenious device for recom mending a drug can be hit upon than that which the authors of this baneful prescription of "arsenio for the com plexion' have adopted. Suffice it to ieeall the fact that for many years past chemists and sanitarians have been laboring to discover means of eliminat the arsenical salts from the coloring matter of wall papers, and certain dyes noe largely used for certain articles of clothing? It is wost unfortunate thai this hopelessly antagonistic recom mendation of arsenio to improve the Complexion should have found its way Sto print Those who employ, the advised and there are many SZr using it or are contemplating the AcTwill do so at their peril. So as they are able, however, it will blf the duty of medical men to warn the MbUe against this pernicious practice, P iaonly wo likely to be earned on !oeak thus pointedly, and urge prac Jffito be on the qui .fee in maon njous or obsonre cases.. What T When Deacon S towers came down to visit his son lien, who lives in Chicago, he had a great antipathy to games of any kind a played among young men. lie was a piiiar in a church that considered cards as an especial Invention of the devil to lure men into his power. lie had seen Iheui played, but he didn't know one froin the other. Billiards he had heard of, but he had never seen a billiard table, and be didn t want to. lie considered billiards as harmful to the aristocratic part of the community, who could afford to play the game, as cards were to the common classes. Both were bad bad ! and be and his brothers in the church had often groaned together over the tendency of the rising generation to aniusenicuts of this kind, liis son was a well to do merchant and his home was a pleasant one, far finer than anything plain old Deacon S towers was used to seeing, aud he asked Ben to show hini over tne house. . Tbey came to one room which Ben tried to get the old gentleman past. Bat he was bound to see everything, and he opened the door and looked in. In the center of the room stood a nearly square table of peculiar appearance, covered witb green cloth, and with a raised edge ail around it "What is that n asked the old gentle man. ''That's a table the boys play a game on," answered lien. "Come on and I'll show you the stable, now." But the old gentleman s curiosity was excited, tie looked the table over, and it had such an honest, equare appearance, that he couldn't see much chance for any thing bad in its use.- At least that u the way it struck him. "How do they use it I" he asked. Ben saw that bis father had become in terested, so be explained the game and produced the balls and cues for the old gentleman's inspection. J ' It must be quite a nice game," said the deacon. "1'hey they don't gamble with it do they I" "The boys never plav for anytning but amueraent answered Ben, evasively. That s right said the utacon, taking up one of the cues and giving a ball a tap. That would have been a good shot if you had been playing the game, said lien. "It would have counted you two." "Is that so?" The deacon was qui. elated at his success. 1 don't believe in games, much, tho' I allers liked to play checkers, but I b'heve I'd like this, Let's try a same an' see bow it goes." "ill right," said Ben, chuckling to him self for he knew well what a prejudice his father bad to billiards. So they played. The deaon had in bin: the elements of a good billiard nlayer. lie made Sjnie very good shots, and came near beating Ben. lie enjoyed the first game so much, that he wanted to play another, and coming out but one or two benind on that, he challenged lien to p.ay a third, and won. "I like the game," he declared, emphat ically. "It amounts to suth'n'. What's the name of it Ben t" "Billiards," answered Ben, with a sly twinkle in bis eye. "W hst r The deacon looked at Ben as if thunder struck. x ou don't mean to say I've been playin billiards do you I" Yes," answered Ben ; 'and you played well for a Beginner. If you keep on practicing, you'll make a tip-top nlayer." "liood Lord ! groaned the deacon, turning pale. "I wonder what they'd say up to Greenville if they knew I I wouldn't have it git out that 1 d been a playin bil liards, for a farm. Don't you say nothui'. Ben. lit it should leak out I'd be turned out o the church. "I don't see as soy hsrm has been done. said Ben. "You see now, don't you, that billiards can be played with the best of motives ?" "Yes, but that excuse wouldn't go down with 'em, ef they should find it out" aid the deacon. "You won't say nothin, Ban?" x Ben promised to keep mum. Nobody in Greenville knows how the deacon fell from grace on bis visit to the city. YV ben- ever his brothers in the church inveigh against the sin of billiard playing, be says nothing, and feels guilty of deceit in not confessing the truth. But to himself he admits that be did really enjjy the game. 1 know the good deacon would like to have the church make it obligatory on its members to learn the game of billiard i, but be wouldn t dare to say so. Tbe stew liojr. lie was a brand-new office boy, youm;. pretty-faced, with golden ringlets and bine eyes. Just such a boy as one would im agine would be taken out cf bis little trundle-bed in tbe middle of the fiight and transported beyond the stars. Tbe first day he glanced over the library in the edi torial room, became acquainted with everybody, knew all tlie printers, and went home in the evening as happy and cheery as a sunbeam. The next day he appeared, leaned out of the back window, expector ated on a bald-headed printer's pate, tied the cat up by the tail in the hallway, had four Ogbts witb another boy, borrowed $2 from an occupant of the building, saying liis mother was dead, collected his two days' pay from the cashier, hit the janitor with a broomstick, pawned a coat belong ing to a member of tbe editorial staff, wrenched the knobs off the doors, upset the ice-cooler, pied three galleys of type ; and mashed his fingers in the small press. On the third day, a note was received say ing ; "Mi Mother do not want I to work in such a dull place. Sbe says I Would make a Good preacher, to Da L mi finger is Uetter ; gone fishin . l ours Till Dctli do Yank us." Strange Glories. A writer from Virginia City, XevaJa says, one afternoon recently tbe heavens became obscured bv a peculiar vapor. which seemed neither fog nor smoke nor yet clouds. Though the sun could be plainly seen, it presented precisely the same appearance as when viewed through smoked glass. To the southward this va por appeared of an orange hue, while to the west it was blue. Some ot our people looking in that direction, called out : "Old Mount Davidson has got the bluet 1" and really everything in that direction bad the blues. About tour o clock the whole mass of vapor moved east and settled down over the valley an we the Carson river. There It presented a white appearance, hiding all the valley land and low lulls, but allowing the peaks of tbe Uomo range of mountains to be seen. While this was zoinz on there was visible on the eastern horizon a broad band of deep blue with above' a corres ponding band of a deep rose red. The three leading winners on the English turf last year were Mr. Craw- furd, Mr. ljefevre and the Duke of Westminster, with respectively $129,- uuu, B,ouu and By, IA)U gross gains in stakes. The Duke of Hamilton won $49,C0O, Loid Boseberry $16,000, Prince Soltykoff $13,500. Mr. Keene $7500 and Mr. Lonllard $5000. . Three Phases of Life. A reporter slipped the other day be tween the lines of trucks which obstruct the current of traffic at the junction Broadway and Sttte street, Albany, Slew York. Ahead of him was two gentlemen. One said to the other : "I don't see bow these fellows (meaning the carmen) exist, their wairons stand here day in and day out and tbey never seem to be doing anything but fooling with each other." The reporter approached one of the car men. This particular common carrier had a round rosy face. He looked valuable. "How is business?" asked the reporter! "Pretty good. W ill you have a cart ".No, not to day. But how do you folks ever get enough to feed your horses a nd yourself I" "We have a way,'' and after consider able questioning, the carman gave the con dit'on of the trade about as follows : "You see there is not more'n a dozen carts here now. Well, all told,' there is 40 of us and we are kept busy, so that there is not more tben bait of us here at the tame time. Some days is better than others ; but it is a poor un which don' bring in 12 slnllin'. Some weeks we have enough to do for customers to keep us busy all the time ; and on those times we don t have to stand here a'tall. louv i noticed, ain't you, that no matter how few mere is Here, that most oi 'em are near the cross walk ? Well, that's considered tbe best stand. You see, a strancer com in' along strikes the first one he comes to.' "How much do you realize in a dav on an averager "Oh, from f 1 to tf 6'or $7. Have a cart, lady " said the eartraan to a pros pective customer, who answering in tbe htmrmative left the rep jrter without a story. "What are the prospects for the coming season t" asked a reporter of a canal boat captain whom be met in the street. "It is a little too early yet to speculate. 1 have no rea son but to believe that we will have a good season next summer-" "Do you think that the retroving of tolls on freight will make much, if any dillerence V t ".No; when the tolls were high we made more money than when the authorities lowered them. Just so sure as our expen ses are lighter, the freight rates are cut. The railroads shave their rates down, and the shippers have to have their commis sions, so that deducting the price for se curing the boat load, and tak.ng the ex ceedingly low rate ot freight, leaves but little manna. Ho: with tolls off, the shippers and forwarders will think we ought to carry everything cheaper," "Why don't you try some other busi ness I" "Became I love my boat During the winter I ieel as uneasy as a fish out of wa ter. and from the opening of the canals until the cl-ise. 1 am as happy as a clam. Last fall I sold mv horses, and now I am in search of a good team." "Is there nm:h fascination about the life of a canalerf'' "Well, yes. At first when the propo sition to be a cauatet was made to me, I spurned it 1 got hard up and thought I would make a little money. Before I got over the route train Buffalo to Hew Y ork once, tbe eld dread of the life had left me. and I was so fascinated with it that I tboupht I could never tire. Since that time 1 have never once regretted going on a canal boat I worked bard, and alter awhile bought a boat of my own, and to day tbe old craft is as dear to me as one of my family." "Conductor, can't you eel me a seat I Slid an irascible passenger of the female persuasion on a car. There was not a va cancy. "Some people are hogs." 1 his was the comment of the passenger on her feet "So they are," the condunter rejoined totlo moce, "and no one more than your self 'The reporter was led to inquire by catch ing the strange remark. "les," said the conductor, "I sees good deal ( f the selfishness of this world. Some people wiil net in, and because they pay tbtir fare think that 1 can find a seat lor them. Women are the worst and many a blowing up I get because I cannot do an impossibility. X do not except men either, because some of them are even worse than tbe women. If one of the latter enters with a basket she will set the basket on her lap so that it will take up twice as much room as she is entitled to, and it is at the cost of considerable abuse that I can pruvad upon her to put her bas ket on the Moor. Then again if a woman comes in with a child, she will place tbe youngster along side of her, snd no matter if the car is full, that child must have a seat to tbe exclusion of older patrons. Sometimes the child is removed to th par ents lap if an old man is seen standing, but never if it happens to be a woman. W hen one women in asked to make room for another, she madly moves along, or throws the child on her lap, and takes up as much room as possible. Some of the male riders. occupy seats, and never see a woman when sue enters. They look right past her, and sometimes when within about a block of where they want to get off, see the lady, get up and offer her their seats. I have noticed that some women when they board a car think that some one ought to get up ardgivetbemaseat If no one stirs thetnew arrival glances around with an impadent look. Then attain I have seen a workman with his dinner pail boatd a car and get a seat lie gave it up soon after to a fashionable dressed woman, who claims it as a matter of right never even thanking aim. tfut most alvrays a lady upon ac cepting a seat will either say 'thank you' or incline her head forward. Tae Oaala of Oaarna, In the event of the construction of a railway across the Sahara by the French, the Oasis of Onargia will become an important point This oasis is sit uated in a large valley, which, accord ing to tradition, was formerly a vast garden, and which even now contains eSour hundred and fifty thousand palm trees. The geological formation around is the quaternary, while the depression itself is alluvial quartz sand, containing more or less gyium and common salt. These salts are favorable to the growth of the palm, but they are in excess in the "oebkhaa ' (wetter por.ionse and "schotts," or brackish lakes. The oasis owes its fertility entirely to the presence of a stratum of artesian water at an average depth of thirty-five metres. The shells found in a more or less fos silized condition in this rerion are those which now live in fresh or brack ish water, with the exception of the cockle, which is, however, abundant near mou ths of rivers. M. Holland conclndes that the quaternary deposits t f the Sahara are those of a vast brack ivh sea or lake having no communica tion with the Mediterranean. A New Antiseptic. new iork and Boston are greatly ex cite i over the discovery of a new anliaeD tic solution which, it is claimed. t des tined to revolutionize all existing methods for tbe transportation of perisbable goods by rail and sea. It seems that several years ago one Professor K. K. Humiston, in a remote western village, was appealed to as a practical chemist to embalm a hu man body for long transportati'jn. Tbe need came upon him unexpectedly, and bis facilities were meagre, but his attempt was wondei fully successful. Reflection convinced him that the process which thus so remarkably preserved a human corpse could be made to serve living humanity by tbe protracted, economical, and health tut preservation ot fiesh food. The study and experiments which led up to present results have covered three years, and have gone along under the cog nisance ana encouragement of prominent 1l astern gentlemen, among whom are J WUIard Rice, of Bos; on, brother of Ex Governor Kice of Massachusets, and head or the well-known paper bouse of Bice. Kendall & Co.; and Edward Burnett also of Boston, son of Dr. Joseph Burnett relative of our Minister to England. Mr. Lowell, and owner of the celebrated Deer- foot farm near Boston. All the while confident assertion and general publicity have been made to wait upon actual ac complishment, and 1 am but now able to give to the public, for the first time, through the Daily 2ews. an outline of what these discoveries have really done. as well as of a crucial test begun the other day under my own eye by Samuel W. Johnson, professor of agricultural chemis try in l ale college. i'rotessor uumiston, seme time since. claimed that his antiseptic preparations would preserve meats, fish, fowl, oysters. milk, cream, etc., in perfect and even im proved condition, for from three weeks to three months, and disinterested gentlemen in Boston, Baltimore, and other cities were asked to witness experiments and assume charge and control of articles of food treated by tbe new process. Mr. Burnett ot uoslon, at his farm, became the custo dian oi tne loom there operated upon. which were sausages, milk, cream, etc. merchantable products of the farm, and which have given it great fame. Mr. Bur nett has signed a statement affirming tbe absolute perfection of the antiseptic s work, lie says that be never before could ship sausages during hot weather or the summer months, without a large percent age cf loss, and never sent seaside custo mers cream and milk before, but that last sumnivr he freely shipped sausages, cream, n.112, etc., treated by the Uumiston pr cess, without loss, and that be now em ploys the antiseptic in all his products. ships freely without refrigeration or other agencies, and not only escapes all loss, but saves heavy expense and gives his custo mers a degree of sa-isf action tbey never expressed before. Tlie amlseptic, a pungent, sodaish-look- ing powder, had been dissolved in water the previous evening by Prota. Johnson and Uumiston perhaps a common wa.h tub full, in stone jars of various sizes at wh'.eh time i rjt. Uumiston drank six ounces of the mixture as an evidence of its barinleisness. The meats and fowl, punctured in their thicker parts, were simply immersed In tbe liquid; and re mained therein from two to twenty hours. A small aiantuy of it was poured into and mingled with the cream. The oyst ers, after pouring off their liquor, were immersed in a somewhat different solution of tbe antiseptic adapted to this specially difficult task. One piece ot steak was simply wrapped in a towel wet witb the general solution, and laid in the inverted lid of a jar. The whole process was so simple that a child of a dozen years could perform it with the briefest verbal instruc tion. At suitable times the immersed ar ticles were removed from the solution and simply hung up on hooks and nails in the open air of the laboratory, where they are to remain at least three weeks. There is to be no access to the labora tory during this lime, except by Professor Johnson or in his presence. The tempera ture therein is to be kept as uniform as practicable, at between 70 deg. and eO deg. i'ahrenneit observation and record of which is to be made by the professor twice daily. Prof. Uumiston has gone his way and will not probably see the la boratory or its contents again till the test shall be completed at all events he is not to touch tbe articles again till then. At the end of three weeks the five eentlcmen will again meet in the laboratory. Prof. Johnson in their presence will take down and inspect the articles and certify to their exact condition, after which, it they are in the condition expected, they wiil be cooked by a New Haven caterer and served tit a dinner to the scientific gentle men and their co -observers. If tht; anti septic fails the professor in charge of the articles will dispose of them very sum marily. New Tor Ulls and Dinners. It was once laid down by a high prie3tcss in the aits of society that no good-natured woman could give a really good ball in any srrcat city, and there is a considerable amount of truth in this. A good-natured woman cannot turn a deaf ear to the claims of old friends. Consequently, she asks persons who contribute nothing to the beauty of her rooms or to the social attractiveness of the entertainment Again, she is at tbe mercy of those their name is legion who ask for Invitations for friends and are ever on the lookout to make capital for themselves in the future at other people's expense, whereas it is perfec'ly useless to attempt to impose ou Mrs. Highty Tighty in this fashion. Im portune her aud she will be "positively rude." "As if," she will say, "1 am go ing to have those dreadful Bunglers. Why those girls must be SS if a day, and, hi-av-ens, what dresses they had on at fie Tub bington's on Friday I" Th ! fict U that to have a pretty ball or an agreeable talon, or dinner party, the weeding process is a horrid necessity, and society in .New York needs that it should be applied far more unsparingly than hitherto. Ho one cm give agreeable dinners, who, as a rule, asks his guests on the clearing-off prin ciple, or because tbey are old friends. To give interesting pait es peorte must be asked for their social merits aud advan tages, snd all other claims must be subor dinated to these. Lady Holland's extra ordinary success as a dinner giver was largely di.e to the circumstance that she was not "in society," in the ordinary ac ceptance of the term, and had no diunert to pay back to bores with whom she bad dined ; indeed, the Holland House society was almost exclusively composed ot men. As a rule, it is a great mistake to have a miied dinner party of young and old guest. Each bores the other. It is dreadful to think in reference to dinner given here what a tremendously costly and elaborate machinery Is set in motion to produce, in point of pleasure and tatis f action, such small results; and this is due (o vulgar ostentation and stupidity in not discriminating as to who will hke to meet who. Snakes In a man's rocket. As the afternoon train ou the Florida Transit Bail way slowed np to a water tank recently where a creek flows out of a drearv cypress swamp and crosses the way, a banter in high boots and cordu roy coat with a huge bag swung to his broad shoulders, climbed out of the tall grass and boarded the principal passen ger car. It was Prof, James Bell, the Smithsonian Institution's Agent The train was full of people who, for three hours, had endured the innocent babble of two guileless land agents. They had learned from these truthful real estate missionaries that alligators were as harmless as gees, and there were fewer snakes by far in Florida than in Xew York City or Philadelphia. The pro fessor found the one vacant seat and flung himself into it. Good afternoon, Professor," an ac quaintance at the further end of the car cried out to him, "do you have any luck catching snakes these days." And within five minutes Mr. Bell was answering questions from nearly every occupant of the car. Were there really any snakes in Florida; was it safe to go through the woods; how big did snakes grow in this State; what sort of snakes are common here, etc, etc Very gra ciously the Professor answered them all and soon had betrayed himself into a dissertation upon reptdes generally, till, in an aDseni way. lust to illustrate a point he was elucidating, he nnbnttoned capacious pocket in the skirt of his coat and drew ont an enormous and newly caught "coach-whip," which he exhibited to a throng of staring and ex cited people Itb habits and peculiari ties were described, and he laid his subject on the seat and from another pocket drew out a number of chicken snakes and water snakes of various kinds, Would they bite? No, indeed, they were harmless. They look kind of 'crawly" they ara so suialL lie replaced them and unstrapped his game bag. "Here we have, be said, -a beautiful snake, natura'ly tame and perfectly harmless, which anybody can play with." And he drew out what is probably the biggest kiug snake ever caught in Florida nearly eight feet in length. There was a chorus of screama, aud women and children, men even, fled to the farther end of the car. Daring the rest of the trip the disconcerted Profes sor sat alone, and when at Gainesville he rose to leave the train little irirls bid themselves bebiud their mammas and screamed with fright. Tbe Mnfbalese. The greater nnmoer ol cbildron play ing in the street were boys. Girls, are early accustomed to remain inside the lints and employ themselves in house hold work, Besides this, they develop very young, being often married at ten or twelve years old, and old women at twenty or thirty. Grandmothers of twenty-five or thirty -are very freqnent lurther significant fact is the perma nent disproportion of male and fermile births among the Singhalese. The av erage is ten boys to eight nine-tenths girls. The fact is connected, to some extent at least, with the curious insti tution polyandry. In spite of the ef forts made ly the r.ngush Government to suppress this custom, it maintains its ground, especially m the more remote districts of the island. It is uot nu usual find two or three brothers with ene wife in common, and ladies may be found tthe happy possessors of ten or twelve husbands. These complicated family arrangements form the theme of many extraordinary stories; but it i very dinicult to distinguish fact from falle on the subject The Singhalese have a passion lor music and dancing, and practice both arts according to a standard of taste very different from our own. Their principle instruments are the dram a id the tomtom, vigorously belabored with wooden drumsticks; besides these, they have reed pipes, and a very primitive fringed n strnment of one stnujr. My evening calm was often broken in npou by the din of these ear-rplitting iustru- uients, and if I followed the sound toiu source was I sure to find, in front of a fire under a palm tree, a group of ten or dozen naked, brown fellows, gaily painted with white yellow or red stripes and indulging in the most extraordinary antics. A circle of spectators stood round and followed the grotesque per formance with devout attention. VolKartHea or ftpeech. The above term properly includes not only words and phrases of obvious coarse ness, but a large .class of expressions In which a fine word is employed in place of a simple one, or a word that does not prop erly convey tbe meaning is useiL The use of many-syliabled words in place of short ones has oeen a notorious vice of news paper writers, whose example has been Urgely followed in conversation. With out running to the opposite extreme, tbe simplest language sufficient to convey one's meaning is the best to use. Many will find it profitable to keep handy for refer ence the following list of common errors. Much might be added to it Accord, for give, "the information was accorded bim." Aggravate, for irritate; aggravate is to make worse. Allude to, fcT refer to or mention. As, for thit; "not as 1 know," for "not that 1 know." Avocation for vocation; a man's voca tion is his business; avocations are things that occupy Lim incidentally. Illy, for ilj. Inaugurate, for begin. Kids, for kid gloves. Learn, tor teacb. kvable, for likely or apt Loan, for lend. Reside, for hve. . Commence, for begin. F wins, for pantaloons, or better still, trowsers. Partake, for eat Plenty, as an adjective, when plentiful is meant Balance, tor rest or remainder. Character, for reputation; one may may have a good reputation but a bad character, and the two words should never be confounded. Dangerous, for danger; a sick man is sometimes most absurdly said to be dan gerous, when it omy means that the poor fellow is in danger himself a very differ ent thing. Animal Sule'des. A story recently went the rounds of the English press, and snob stories are continually going around, relating the anecting circumstances that snrrouuded the death of a mongrel half-starved cur that for many years had been tne friend ana ciupamon of an old crossing- sweeper. Ihe latter, not appearing for several weeks, was hunted up by some ol his cronies "on Change, and found dead, and beside him the dog nearly starved to death, though there was f.xxi enough in various forms about to have lasted some time. The faithful creature refused t leave the body and when it was carried away, leaied uton the window-sill, and as the humble cortege hied out the door, threw himself from tne window and was dashed to pieces by the side of the rude coffin. This may have been acccidentid. but if looked into it will be found that grie: affects certain animals more or ess in a similar way as in the hnman species. Inallfoims ot aninml.s we may hud the suicide, the lunatic, as well as the victim of hypno tism; in fact animals, the lower ones as they are termed, seem affected by tne realities oi lite very much as are their intelligent snpeiiots. Suicide among aniiuuis is quite comtton, and the story of the old crossing sweeper is by no means an isolated caad. Do.js have been seen to diiiberately drown themselves, and the same has U.-n cited among other animals. Curious casts of gradual suicide have been obseived among the animals known as hoiotha rians; one, the synapto, leiug an adept in the art, il to we may call it Iu life the creature is elongate, often as clear as crystal, bearing a tint of delicate rose or pink, while the body is bedecked with seennnKly silken bands of the mst di lieu to texture. If the creature is placed in an aqnariuai and totally deprived of fojd 1 r thiee weeks, a perceptible change will be discernet?; not emaciation, but an indentation appears, forming a circle about tue ulil iimU, gridmdly growing deeper and deeper, untd nna-ly, by muscular con traction, a complete severance of thi part is accomplished. The ftiiipiwl has lound that retrenchment is necessary, aud has decreased its size, thus lcsseu- lug the demand. If food is still kept from it soon another ring appears, and a second part is thrown off, and so ou, at intervals, until in a few days the aiii mid that waa eighteen inches loug is now a fcmull oval mass surmounted by the dower-like tentucles, resembling a sea anemoue. Ibis is the Lead aud mouth for which the tntire body has been sacriheed, aud it, too. tiuitlly uies, if food in the shape of sand or luod is still withheld. The effect of starvation varies iu different aiiimals. Subject au adult Hydroul medusa to it. uuu it will change to the polyp form the larval form of its kind, ill the higher forms ot medm-a a decrease in tke number oi the young is noticed, while among moUusks such privutiou had produced changes in the progeny that were pro- uouueed at first specific. Certain moths, partly starved, lost in their lar val state the power of spinning a cocoon. Indeed, the lack of food, and forcing animals to partake of certain kinds, is often productive of the most reniarkUe esults. If the parrot (Chrysotis tettiva;, so common in Brazil, is fed upon the (at of certain fishes, tne green leatheis change to red; and it is said that if the richly decorated Indian bird, Loii r.'i:ih, is depriyed of its aceuitoiued food, its beauties of color waue. Bullliuches grow darker, even black, under a hemp- seed diet and the orange colored cana ries, now so mucn in demand, are said to owe their brilliant tints to dieting on opauibh peppers. Scorpions are extremely prone to suicide when subj. cted tograat physical pain. Place one within a circle of tire, and it will invariably tnrow forward its tall aud wound lUelf ialaily, seenuagly preferring to die in this way than to endure the torture of fire. Spiders and ants attempt the same, tearing off their own legs and stinging their bodies. Crabs and lobsters oiten throw off their claws and legs, and so escape, while some of the starlight , when hi ted from their homes, fairly drop in pieces. Such an occurrence is described by Professor Forbes, of London, and it has probably been the experience of every collecting naturalist He says: ''The first time 1 took one ot these creatures I succeeded m placing it en tire in my boat Not having seen one belore, and being ignorant of its suici dal powers, I spread it out on a rowing beneh the belter to admire its form and colors. On attempting to remove it for preservation, to my horror and disap pointment 1 found only au assemblage of detached members. Tho next time I went to the same spot to dredge 1 determined not to be cheated out of my tqiecimen a second time. 1 carried with me a bucket of fresh water, for which the starfiish evinces a great auti pathy. As I hoped, a luidia soon came up in the dredge a most gorgeous specimen. As the animal does not gen erally break up until it is raised to the surfuce of the sea, I carefully and anx iously plunged my bucket to a level with tne dredge's mouth, and softly introduced the luidia into the fresh water. Whether the water was too cold for it, or the sight of tbe bncket too terrific, I do not know, but in a moment it began to dissolve its corporation, and I saw the limbs slip through every niesu in the net Iu my despair I seized the largest piece and brought np the ex tremity of an arm with its terminal eye, the spinous eyelid of which opened and closed with something exceedingly like a wink of derision." In the ibhuid of Lugon, Semper found a an ad that did he attempt to take it by the tail, would throw off the useful member and elude his grasp. The sime t true of the so-caded g' s snake, wliicn often breaks into several sections when alarmed. Insane horses are of common occur rence, Oue of the moat peculiar phase of these mind affections is hypnotism, that in man or - beast has within the precent year attracted so much atteu uou. Ihe term, perhups, orginaUd wiih Dr. Braid, who in 1M1 revived tbe excitement aroused by Mesmer in 1778, referring the phenomena of animal mag netism to certain psychological and physiological influences in the subject He applied it to his patients, and suc ceeded in performing many painless aperatione that have been repeated in the curious experiments of Dr. Ham mond. That animals are subject to similar influences has long been known. Herein lies tne magic of tbe snake charmer and the charnsot tlie snake ltseii over the young bud. 1 he most veuomooa snakes have been drawn from their holes by the actions of tucte mediums, and handled by them with perfect safety. NKWS IN The first use cf a locomotive was in 19. Eypt bc&une a Boujaii province 30 B. C. The first Inciter in 17U8. match was ma.io The firot iron steamship was built in 1830. The first telescope was used iu England in 1708. The first new?paper advertisement appear! in 16oi The flit copper ceut wis coined in Xew Haven in lt7. The first priatinjr press in the Uni ted States was woraed in 16:10. S!oss windows were first introduced into ugland in the eighth century. The British Museum Lttely acomred thitty-uiiie Bal-ylonaru objects of silver. The first attempt to mauufocture pics was made s.xn aft -r the war of 18lo. The first comnlete sewing machine. was patented by EUjs Howe, Jr., iu 1816. An exhibition of the works of th late Hablot K. Browne ("Phiz-) is to be held at Liverpoot Mr. Bl:uue iiiteuds tosailmmthwurd in the yacht Blaine, with her Bostou owner, in the spring. Professor ircuow. of Eerliu. owns nearly 6.C0O human skulls of nil htm aud nationalities. The ?Jarqnis of Lorue h;s lin re flected commodore of the Buval Xv Scotia Yccht Squadron. The com.il ption of thread of tl In st grades in the l uited States is 21, 000, OlX) spools per auuunv. A bottle of M gallons capacitv, the largest ever blown in this couutry," was lately made at Miilvilie, N. J. The police of Berlin will no longer permit public performances of tamers of hons and other wild animal.-i. John Cabot received me magnificent uni of jCIO from Henry VIL by way of reward f-jr discovering America. The strength of 120 pouiiii.i is re voked to tear asunder an iron wire ouo twenty-fifth of an inch in diameter, f England paid abont SI 7,000 OOJ for convincing Arabi Bey that Lo ought not to reiiel against his own government The total cost of the new C.ipit.d iu Albauy up to January 1, 18.il, is sta ted by the Capitol Commissions at SI 4 -19:s,bO:5. The Prince of Wales has t s ...!- ringliam 100 short-horn cow n.l ! hort-horu bulls, which aro kei.t in t. disttuct herds. The debt of the UuftedStites nnnr to the war was about S'JO.OiKI.000. Tne iebt of tbe Australian colonit i i- ready fivefold that 'Ihe famous chestnut iEtna measures 210 feet at its base. Its age is at least 800 years, ltalv baa many renowned tiees of th-3 species. The next exhibition of vr.rt i Prussian and foreisrn arfiHbt a-ill ..L-.. place in May and Jane, at the I'olvtwl.. uic School at Charlottebnrg, near Ber lin. A man over 60 years of a in . ported, by a British paper, to have made lod miles in 524 hours on a tricycle. A younger rival did 186 miles in the same time. The whole nnmW of letters mailed in this couutry during the year 1880 was 1,003,252,876, or an average of 21 to each man, woman aud child in the country. Sarah Beruhardt-Damida has closely trimmed off the big frizzes of hair that used to overshadow her brow, to the great improvement, it is said, of her appearance. A cargo of pig iron, snuk iu Loug Ldand Sound, off Sayltrook, twenty seven years ago, now "beiug recovered by divers, comes out from under the aiid in good condition. The hazing for which five Sopho mores of Bowdoin College have been suspended consisted iu cutting off vio lently one-half of the slow-appearin" mustache of a reluctant Freshman. From the deposit discovered in 187i on the Appomattox Biver at Ber muda, Va., there are now taken 1.IW0 tons aunnally or about a third of the fine ochres used in the United States. Artificial eggs aro now manufact ured iu Germany. A woman who bought a dozen of a pediller fonnd them filled with water, the yolk having been ex tracted and the hole covered with paste. The schools of Portlaad. 51 r..! centlyheld a "Longfellow hour." ou which occasion interesting exercises a ere held in all the schools, and a hand some sum was realized for the memorial tuna. Hannibal Hamlin has civen tn f!..l. by University a copy of the Cristopber Columbus oil portrait in th X.i Musenm at Madrid, sunnow! tnl- ih. only authentic likeness of the great dis coverer. The Hon. Alexander H. H. Stuart has been requested bv the Hist. Society of Virginia to irenar a l of the events of IHM "which led to the restoration ol the State to her place in the Union.' Albert Victor, son of the Prince of Wales, is to be educated Church, Oxford. Like his uacle, Prince Leopold, he will wear cap and gown only on occasions where they are re q dred by law. CusWr Couutv. Montana i large.-1 county in tho United State. In area is 3a, 000 square miles. It is Ur2er than the States of Vermont Hampshire, Massachusetts, Delaware uid BUode Is!aud, all combiued. The real estate snbioct to in Philatelphia is 8oC2,687,o5o; furni ture, S5,;!H280; hjrses, g2,304 965 cattle, $139,200; pleasure carriagee.' 5603,205. The increase over 18H2 is -17,7u8,026. The Japanese Department of A tH. culture is plantinsr ovular lii ,T... Yokohama, The Japanese ovsters are considered among the tiuest iu the world, U,JF" e entertained ot exportin" them largely in a preserved state. Workmen are already engaged on the removal of the central tower of Peterborough Cathedral, and as very recently several new cracks of an aiarm uig character have been discovered, the work has been undertaken none too soon. Tnonaauds of people are reported to have vUited the catnedral from all " part of Europe since the news of th "proposed demolition'- was made public 1 n ! Vi J