1 B. F. SCHWEIER, TEE OOVSTmmOV-TSE innOl-AID THE EBTOSOZXEIT OP TEE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXXVI. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY. PENNA.. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER IS. 1SS2. NO. 4-2 - - . WHAT IS BEST. We do not know ! Toon kuowes As children In the dark We lift oar beans, our nana to Tbe, AnJ find a red, an ark : We tnul Thee In our Ignorance. O Wise, O UooJ, O Mroni; Aid thoogn the shade encompass us We Oud Thee with our sung. We do not know the best for as. And so we strive In Tain, And lor our sowing often reap A harvest dire of pain ; We fall and fail, and then at Uat We cry to I bee for aid. And on!j rest when Thou drat sa t, Tis 1, be not afraid." O God, we would be wiser jet. And only pray, '-Choose Thou r Lrsri as one leals the little onea. We are Thy children now. And day by day, and step by step. We need the guiding hand; O let us cling to Thee, oulil We reach the safe Home Un.l. And then, let days be fair or dark. The journey short or long. Our hearts will rest In comfort. And we will sing our song; since Thou dost know, our ignorance And weakness matter not, we trust in Thy great love, O God, And Thon dost choose onr lot. 11 VUANCING ACCOUNTS. Fred, cant you let me have a littl money this morning ?" Frederick Wharton, polling on his boots to the store, after breakfast, paused, one boot in his hand, the other on his foot, and looking at his wife, as well as men do look now and then, when their better halves ask for money. Ladies know the expression very well. "Money ! why, Nell, what have you done with a!l 1 gave you last quarter day r "Used it, Fred. Not extravagantly either." And there was a bit of a sparkle coming into Mrs. Ellen's bright eyes. "Well. I don't know," quoth Mr. Fred slowly "I gave you one hundred ast Quarter, and the next isn't up for a week vet Seems to me that one hun dred, for a small family like ours, ought to go a good way. Mrs. Ellen marched to a drawer, took out a little morocco expense-book, and opened it under her lord and master's nose. 'Iiol for vourself." she said. Every mentis down here. Butcher, baker, groceries, coal, washerwoman's bill, pay pay for niendng the wardrobe, for a boiler added to the kitchen stove and vervthine else. Any extravagance there, Fred ?" "Well, no, I don't see that there l. But it seems to me, out of twenty pounds you ought to sav9 something. Mr. Fred's eyes fell on the velvet slippers he had" just dropped off, hslast birthday present from Ellen, and his f ace brightened. "Here are these slippers now. lou told me that you gave three dollars for them. Wouldn't a cheaper pair have done just as well ?" He look up, as much as to say : "Hey. Mrs. Ellen, I've got you there. But Ellen was ready for him. Her pretty face flushed, for she didn't like her gilt found fault with. Do von think I gave you a present paid for with your own money?" she retorted. "I tell you women don't like to do that I made that rooaey braid ing a cloak for Mrs. Hammond," "Oh, did you ?" Mr. Fiederick look a little foolish. "Yes, I did. I'm willing to account for all my expenses, but I won't becalled extravagant," says the little woinm, with some spirit. "Now, Mr. Fred, it's your turn. You gave me one hundred and kept two hundred and fifty vnnrw.if I've paid all our bring for ex- penses txcept the house rent. Xow if you expected me to ao tan thintr. whv of course, and save oat of so much more, yon have saved a pretty good sum. How much is it It was Fred's turn to crimson under Ellen's bright eyes. "Ioh, well, that's another thing, you see, Nelly. I have paid ".he rent, you know." "Fifteen dollars a month for three months. A pretty good balance left yet," promptly answered Mrs. Ellen. "Oh, well, men have a good many expenses, you know." said Fred uncasi- lv. ... -I've heard so,"ob9ervetl Ellen drily. "Such as cigars, a glass of wine or beer, and a few other small items. "Oh. I spent little on those things I ,1, rammed Fred. "Ami, you see, 1 didn't eay I had spent it all. l, mneh about me. but I nave . l f f l.a Bfjira. Will t illue HI me naio " do if I bring you some at noon Y Y. verv well." answered Ellen. 1.,1,1,.,,'lllr. Ned. with a hasty OUU -s ' . , good-bye to her, hurried off, just ati omnibus. When he got to the store he exanimed the little balance he had put in the safe for security, and found there uut t.cui, .w-ii ,11 lrnva to be pretty saving, . f vs Fred. "Somebody Uiat m v , w. . little extravagant, or i.w, lw, so short Let's ace now if W lllllll -i. z i t vnnt as IMuu. ma, v. t, r.ur on his mind for the items. . 11 T mnV abOUt five "Cigars . .. " Cay-let a try uo, . ,ations tie made booio .S.s-w .ib'e?-ten dollar and twenty-two cenu. a 4 nflrter as our house rentl rnreTcTuld haTe beheved it Then of wine now ana uieu, .dTh of outers, and aak. friend or L7Ln mI dare say I 1J as i"vr'""7-those two items. And muou juo , lva . . t with some of the boys B1,U """T-.ftan par the pay for all the recreation she's had a share of in this quarter. "Oh, we'l now, this won't do ! Fred, boy, you can't have that little wo man's eyes flash at you that way again. aoi wuile Bue holds that provoking lit tle red book under yonr note, anyhow. We'll make different arrangement about this thing at once.' pje went home at noon, and divided the remainiug money with Ellen. "I find it's all I have left this time " he said. "But if you can mae it ans wer until next week thero will be a new quiirterday." "I can make it do, Fred," sa'd Ellen good-naturediy. "Then I think well try a new plan, says Fred. "I'll giye you one hundred, an 1 I'll keep one hundred and fifty, and we'll put the rest in the bank, for a drawing fund in case of need? "What Co you say ?" "I think it's an excellent plan, Fred. "Perhaps we can save enough to buv us a little home, some day." said Ellen, with her yes sparkling again, .but not with temper this time. "Maybe we can," return Fred with a laugh. But this plan did not prove a laugh ing matter. They perseveringly tried it, and lound thet with the aid of a little economy, they did not have to touch their draw log fund at alL And at the end of three years Fred was surprised to find himself in posses- bion of euou.h money to buy a small home, and pay two thirds of the price cash down, all saved from little extrava gances of his own, which he was quite as well off without FlLares of F.cjptlan Commerce. Mr. Cookson'a report on the trade and commerce of Egypt has just been published, and it shows that the total value of exports from Egypt m 1881 was very nearly the same as that in 188(1. with the exception that the proportion of trade with Great Britain fell off 1 per cent The trade with Russia in creased, while that with France fell oil from 9 per cent of the total exports in 1879 to 7 per cent, in 188L The value of exports from all the Egyp1""1 VTts inlSSl was JC13.2G7.634. In cotton, out of a total of i,112,002, England took 5,513,619, and in cotton-seeds. out of a total of 1.544.248. tugianu took 1,453.025. The principal item of import was cotton and linen manufac ture, of which England sent 1.581,816, out of a total of $1,645,178. England sent nearly all the coal, the next most important item, but in clothing both France and Austria sent more than vtoin Aut The total value of incut the imports was 7.110,868 of which 3 707,831. came from England. Tne import trade in Egypt has sprung to the figures above mentioned it irki from 54.845.030 in the year 1878. Mr. Cookson concludes his report which, ; .WJ. Mav 20. 18S2, with tncloiiow , remarks: "Though the financial .n.lition of Ejpt continued tole very prosperous, ana me auumi.uu.0 forms to produce their natural results, yet the vicious habit of borrowing con . t,i ; f,.rm..r times by the fella- H JM.- ILU been has neariv neutralized ad these l.uefita. Xo sooner did tue peasant find himself in better circumstances thmi he soent all his ready money in feasts and marriages, and borrowed more largely than ever because hecoui.i wt the money on easier Unas; auu. .. ..,.,fl- fr luro. Hist at una llliiuiiuuawij y moment came the military revolution, rn-.rl.fmi.l &U the banks and land mortcace companies that they con UltU BW J " tracted their credits. The peasant has thus been thrown back on the local usurer, who lias exacted during the lat few mouths his old rate of interest, an.l from 20 per cent to 40 per cent, lvt. hn nriee of money on good curity. But if the agriculturist has suffered from the effects of the political trouble he has not been completely ;p.1 l.v them, as have been hundreds .a-iJianta and brokers Ui IttlHi'" v i, tl.A financial crisis which they pro- j i ti. fit Exchange. This auccu crwis disclosed such reckless system of speculation in stock of all kinds as could hardly be equalled in the annals , mr A fall of three or four ' . ,, . . 1. - Bnffimtn tO mHiO Uixriv the brokers in Alexandria bankrupt, and I..-:- WHnn of the Americau bj o LI1U XXIU. . . . I,,. BAitlfth torn of 'cornenng' on a vc.j ."5 - i. ml.,ted the ruin oi mau, t. . !. crisis for which specu . .. i it ros i ons ible. Alto- lation was yiu j of the year lbti 8""" .. . ,,.h leas jtrvpl in a . , . . i,.l.t have bfn ex saUslaciory man ""i. pected when it opened. Ten Ttioosand Acres or Outers. u..,t,l miles of oyster-beus. thirt7to"ty miles wide-that to tuiiijr i. w -1,i.,11(i1j oysters M7. "Tr: " 7f British coast deitu oi : --, - thA urevalent idoa posini tlmt o fully iu Bhallo f..iiv in shallow water, -i"" tue niau t- : , SfmechSSubt whether oysters will be cheaper in consequence. tion. Ulrtd tfca Atteuttoa. One of the common ways in which the trouble arises is the mischievous practice of trying to do several things at ouce, or to " divide the attention." A pcuolar will insist on having several books open on his table before him, and he unconsciously forms the habit of spreading first his mental perceptioi.8 and then his thoughts over a wide field, and of taking in the largest possible number of objects. At the outset this is a habit of physicomental sight, then it becomes a habit of the intellectual or ganism; or it may begin as an intel lectual exercise, and afterwards come to lie. in a purely physical way, sensory. Literary men often establish the dis tressing condition described, by work which requires continual reference to books or papers, and the " bearing in mind" of a large number of data for the purpose of collation. It is probable that Dr. Johnson, the great lexicogra pher, formed his habit of poet-touching in this way. Men whose mental work consists in "managing," may contract the same habit if they are themselves stationary sitting in a chair at a par ticular desk, while books, papers or per sons crowd in upon them. Another and very diisimihtr clan of minds, which, instead of being worried by a multiplicity of brain work, have so little to occupy their attention that their cou- sciousntss forms a habit of dallviucr with the details of every little tuing that falls in its way, suffers the same malady. So long as the habit is purely meutal it exerts a mischievous effect on the mind and lowers the tone of its in tellectuality ; but it does not generally attract attention nutil, or uniess, it ex tends to the senses ; theii the evidences of doubt declare themselves, and the mental state, finding expression in acts. rapidly confirmed, Tho evidence of one sense is no longer sufficient to con vince the consciousness. What is felt must be seen, what is seen must be felt what has bt-en done with one form of attention, acting through a particular sense, must be repeated with another form and sense. The victim of this habit is not sure he has turned the key properly in the lock unless he hears it click, or he must see it turn or carefully examine the door to convince himself that it is really shut Alter a time he has to do this several it mav be a num ber of times, e. g., three, seven, or nine. ro it is with everything. As he walks along the streets he must touch the posts or railings, because tho evi dence of sight alone is not sufficient to convince him of their tangibility. To cenfirm visual impression of Eeparate stones in the paving of the footpath, ho must tread on the centre of each. If he misses one he must go back, or if the process has not been properly performed will have to be repeated. Cases differ idely in the particular manucstation of this peculiarity, and it may occur in any degree, ranging from a mere hesi tancy about leaving things to the eccen tric acts I have enumerated. The trou ble is, however, the same under all its divers forms and varieties. I do not mean to imply that the consciousness knowingly reasons to the proposition that corroborative evidence must be pro cured by the application of additional sensory tests, but that is the method in stinctively taken to remove the donbt, and it throws light on the nature of the the neurosis. The consciousness is doing work for which it is unfitted, aud it ds it in a fussy and clumsy fasuion. which occasioned much needless effort and is in itself distressing. The Coca." T1i house itself we know to have been in existence in Charles IT, "a reign, fr.r it was here that Pepvs came in the year 1668 with companions both male aud letaale ana nau s louoter uu mou aud made merry till midnight. And we fancy that in point ol antiquity it took precedence of all its contempora ries. Mr. Pepys, however, describes it as an "ale-house," and it does not seem or some ti-ne to have stood on ii.a fontiutr of a retrular tavern, line tue 'Krmr or the "Grecian." A coffee house, in the proper sense of the term, novor WAR. lieilOe. IIO UOUUi, Jt MB 1 i . a. . that we find no mention of it among me m Al taverns and coffee houses which were fr.-aueuted by templars and men oi letters in the days when taverns were clubs. Steele dates his "j.aii:er Will is " from the ol. James, from the "Grecian." He takes his friends from the country, who told him they never drank tea in tne moruiug, arlT draueut at Dick's, i . - . ,. . But he never mentions me -vyoc. The name never occurs in Bos well's i.iniiinn" nor. lor tue mauer oi iuv, does the "Cheshire uneese, uioujju : . ,,mnnlT asserted. 1 Know not ou ta w.". j , what authority, mat jounsou mwu w sit there with Ooldsmith. It does not occur to the best of my recollection in any of the most popular plays, novels, or essavs of the eighteenth ceutury; nor does Mr. Thackeray, to wnoni uio u ern life of the last century and of tue present was actually known, uc j -the characters to the "Cock." Harry Warrington's solicitor oigraw i..,,, ith the younK gentleman s Datrouizing airs ovtr a bottle of port at 7n "lirecian." Capt Strong, in "Pen- dennis," when he can elude his duns, ,f. J7 u.. "Albion" and "Koes to the X?.nftward. When the 7 Pall Mall . Js, in Kir,r iimiocted. Mr. Uuugftv irOwcccv an-& x j TTi.:- i....ar friends "to come and iKmnttoii with him at Dicks, from which plaee also fXl youth in "Jeanies' Diary" has that hot .(...i .ntnn to him which led to ..7 But not. word of the "Cock, IZi . nould doubt if it was ever . . j ; l.toi-itin-e till it foimd a Ce LY; The Laureate, whose wit wul hand it down to posterity in com ply with the "Mermaid," the "Deyil. P1"1' 7. ti..a .ithr renowned the ,tablisuments-"ita elders and its bet- es ters. r.d offers to every muid its choice . . nth .Till reULOCk v . . T.t.v urn peiweeu - - , . . hrttk Cnarles O'Couor. After that long terrible illness, when Mr. O'Conor's life was despaired of by the whole couucil of physicians, and his well-written obituary waited for a fortnight iu all the New York newspaper offices, he came to Kautucket for recu peration and a quiet summer's rest. He returned to his city. office in tho fall restored and ready to resume his lega' drudgery, but began to fail so rapidly that his physicians summarily ordered him ba"k to Xaatu ket It was then that he abandoned his practice and regu'arly retired from the bar, settling himself for the rest of his days in Kan tucket The O'Conor castle is a large gabled fame house, with broad porches on its seaward front, and, standing on the very edge of the bare and breezy cliff, is one of the most conppuuous ob jects as one approaches the island from the sea. Over 30.000 were spent in the construction, snd, although the ex terior is plain and simple, the interior is most completely appointed aud ele gantly furuihhed. Furnaces aud fire places defy the inter blast, and polished floors with India rugs and rattan furni ture make it the most delightful of sum mer homes. This crim old bachelor. whom the gossips persistently tried to marry to Mrs. Hiciig-Liord, is as much a character as any of the Nantucket na tives, and inhabits the great maston in solitary state, save when his nephews and nitces oouie down upon him during the summer mouths. He rambles about the cliffs and the town with his hat on the back of his head and both hands in his pockets, and is seen with one hand out only when he has to carry a bundle or an umbrella. Possessed of a large fortune, and with a great aud honorable career to look back upon, he takes life easily in these years past his threescore and ten, and devotes himself to length ening out his vacation part of his hfe. Lawyers still appoal to him for decisions. and he acta as referee in many knotty cases, writing out his opinions in his own snug library, within sight and sound of the sea. At present he is busying himself with a fire proof brick and iron building, in which to store hia books, and this new library is removed a good distance from the mansion to prevent any chance of conflagration. It is solid and substantial enough to defy the ele ments far centuries, and may fitly serve as a vault when ho ceases to le the living occupant. His law library, com prising several thousand volumes, is re garded as one of the mobt complete aud valuable collections in the profession, and with the additioa of his volumes of eeneial literature, will make an im posing show when properly arranged in their new hom. The Last ot tba Sotiie.klt. That a legitimate scion of a royal house should be laboriously earning her bread by the weaving handicraft is, to say the leabt of it, a startling illustra tion of human vicissitude. Such, h w- ever, is the humble employment by which a poor woman, the descendant ol a renowned European monarch, is main taining herself at the present time in the Saxon manufacturing town of Xeu- gersdorf. The strange, sad story oi this high-loru weaveress may oe ioiu in a few words. In tho yeaj 1831. when the storms of the great ToUsli revolu tion had somewhat abated, many har matian magnates quitted their native land forever, seeking new homes be yond its frontiers. Among them was Count Jacob Sobieski, whose estate had been confiscated by the Russian govern ment Despite his direct and unbroken descent from the heroic savior of Vien na. King John Sobieski, the Count was a verv ioor man when he settled uown in Tragus with his only son, at that time a 11. Young Sobiedii grew np to manhood in straitened circumstances, and married a young lady no better off then himself. The sole offspring ol this marriace was the "factory hand" above nllnded to. whose childhood and early adolescence were embitted by privation, and who. having lost her parents some years ago, his ever since gained her livelihood by manual labor. .Lake me Veronese cobler Marquis, lio diea me other day in abject poverty, Countess sL.L.ui i th last of an illustrious race that has played in its time an uu portant part iu European nisiorj. The vast distance of Uranus, , ex .,ro,l bv some 1.755,000,000 miles' though insignificant when compared with the enormous interval by which we are sejarated from the nearest fixed tr i vet bevond our conception, and the completiou ot a revolution rouuu , - - - . . i the sun must necessarily occupy ine plantta veiy long period. o less than 30.687. of our days, or fully eighty four years, are, iu fact, expenueu in this single journey ! It becomes ot- nni. in contidering these questions, ti.at the amount of sunlight received by the surface of Crauus must be extremely mall Situated as it is at such a re mnte distance frm the centre o. light and heat we cannot help wondering, should the planet be inhabited, how animal hfe can be sustained under sucn ,wr influences. The sun mutt OUVWawv necessarily appear with a comparative.y minute disc, wholly incapable ot impart ing life giving elements, except in a vry feeble measure; audit is evident that if this plane't is the abode of ani- mr rrf atures. they have to rely upon different circumstances from those which control life upon our own planet, isut this is also true of each individual mem ber of the planetary scries, which, ac cording to it distance from the nun, mnRt have a special arrangement of sur- f.e phenomena : in fact, the orbits of , nlaaeta. being so vastly dissimi lar as regards their solar distances, are liable influences which destroy the anal- ogy we might otherwise expect on their j surf ices. We are referring to the large planets of onr system, and not to the numerous class of minor planets between Mars ani Jupiter, many of which are situ ated at nearly equal distances from the sun, and are therefore, all affected by circumstances of close affinity so that the individual member may not present any anomalous details but rather lie- long to a common order or family of bodies showing the same characteristic phenomena. From the surface ot Uranus it would be impossible to dis tinguish the Intra-Jovian planets, Mer cury, Venus, the Earth and Mars, but Jupiter and Saturn would no doubt be distinguished, though with far less el- . . . . . .1. T'l. r. feet than from thd earth, 'lhe sun would not offer much impediment to such observations, in consequence of bis comparative feebleness. Braia Farmluc. Too many farmers work on at their regular routines without looking at how things are going beyond their own fences. It is the tendency to this course that makes farm life seem dull plodding, as in too many cases it really is. Of course the tasks of the farm are tasks to be executed. Farming is a business that yields no profit without labor, but it does not follow that profit bears steady and direct relations to lalior according to its extent There must be intelligence to direct effort, or the re sult will be very uncertain. Broader information, wider scope of knowledge, extended acquaintance with methods and capabilities are the fitting for suc cessful effort In this view it is quite necessary that every farmer should know what his neighbors do, how they manage their fields, what new and in structive lessons are recorded in thrir practices. Aud no farmer can expect to develop ad this by trial restricted to his own powers nor is there need that he should attempt the task by a method so hopeless. Ho can avail himself of what wisdom his neighbors have if he will observe. Let him go among them seeking aid. There is none so poor in intelligence that he may tot instruct the wisest, for the farmer of the smallest attainments is sure to have, iu the wile rauge of his labor, some sngges'ion cf gain worthy of use by his most mtelli gent neighbor. There is profit, there fore, iu extended observation, Almn dant opportunities of time are available to the farmer who would make uih gent quest for knowledge, and the fields of his neighbor are always open for gleaning. We learn by seeiug, and in seme branches of knowledge the most rapid progress can be madeohly in this way. This is true foaming, within certain limits. Then let farmers who seek progress mike special efforts to spy out the useful lessons spread to their view in all the fields of their neighbors. The ellort is cheap, easily made and vcrv sure in its reward. Let it be re peated as often as interest impels, iu summer and in winter, in spring and in autumn, for it can never be out of sea son. It is not prying impertinence ; on the contrary, it is gratilying to every farmer to impart knowledge, and etqe ially so, when the worthy object may be accomplished oy tne exuiouion ot nee-ens visibly marked iu the excellence of his methods. How to Train a colt to llarne s. Put on him an easy collar, having a pair of reins attached, or add two pieces to lentrthen the traces, and let a strong man walk behind him, holding these. After a few minutes the leader may order the man to pull the traces very geutlv, so as to press the collar but ii(?htlv at first. In a little time ho may pull tighter, while me leauer Keeps uis eye on tue con, auu u u us uuj sign of flinching, let him order the traces to be slacken eu, ana men gruuu- ually draw again untd the colt is seen to lean into his collar, when the man who holds the traces nay use his whole force for a ehort time only. '1 be traces must now be slackened, aud the same course eeue over repeatedly, but stopping the colt occasionally to soothe him, taking care, however, to slack the traces ju.it as he stops, and to turn a nine to one kuIa when sart in 2 each time, while the man nulls the opposite trace. Alter this exercise let mm oe iacu w the cart or other vehicle lor which he m intended: allow him to smell aud ex amine it; then push it away aua uraw it up to him several tunes, raising anu lowering the snails unui ne takes uuira, of its noise, or ot the different appeik anoe when raised and lowered. Nice turn him around and put him between the shalts, rub them against his sidar push back and draw up the cart, strow ing him behind and on the sides with it, UUUl IIO ailOW 9 Uiuvj about by it," so to speak. Tlds will do f.w n dav'a lesson. Next day let all his harness be put on hini, leavuigcnaius or straps to hang and strike against him, while the whole ot tue previous uav a i-uum is crone through bUi by step. Same on the third and fourth days. He mav thon be yoked or hitched to the cart, aud should have at least one hour's exercise iu going up and down hill. turning, etc. First start on level grouuiu If these directions are carried ont, the colt learns that the cart he draws is not meant to hart him, and he will never trr to "kick it away" or "run off" from it. rvulesfor training: 1. Never try to l.t m mlt into doinur a thing, or. if nervous'be may turn out a vicious horse, n,1 if RtnniJ be may become stubborn. Remember that by patience and gentle ness he can be Kt to do any thing that sill not hurt him. iVfcnn the horse shows signs ol ibvinsr at an object do not beat him, but lead him up to it, allowing him to stand and look, as he comes closer; anu aftr l. examine It a lew limes ne win not fear any thing of the kind again. In nonius- bv hedirea with a colt, throw in stones and stop him until he takes no notice of the noise. 3. Before putting on any article of harness, let your colt smell it, and then rub it against tua head, neca, anu uouy. A Al wavs start a horse with the voice, not with the cut of the whip. In start . rnrn a little to one side, and in stopping when going np lull , do the same. Womea Wa'er. "there's ao end to all fishia' for this seasjo t" sighed the old man dismally. Perch was just bitin' good and bass was coromencm fer to run, out it s an up now for good 1" Why so I" See them three girls out then; in a boat t When three girls goes rowio' the ugh just pack up and slip out. "How do you account lor that : "Cause frirls makes such a splash iu' and fuss and slam around ao that even, a whale couldn't stand it. Hear 'em now I There's a rood deal in the propoait ion that girls "slam around" some under the conditions nominated, and a man who takes any interest in human nature can hoard a great deal of information by watcbine three women get into a small boat. I iFirst there is a series ot squeals. supplemented by an edition of yells, clos ing with ao abrupt hve ana tnen an enon to sit on the same seat, and prolonged falsetto inquiries as to wny the thing tips over so. To the average woman the cen ter of gravity is always over in tbe next county hen she wsnts to get into a boat, the idea of equilibrium never e nters into her calculation, untU tbe keel po(s up above the surface to see what's going on iuside. As for rowing, the girl of the penoi re gards it from a standpoint peculiar to her self, and inclines to the opiuion that the oar blades were maae tnarp oeciuse tne water is hard and digging the order of the day. '1 cuim that no women can row a ooal, continued the old man. "You see that girl shove one oar in the wa'er while she holds the other in the air and abuses the other two for not Bleering straight. But they get come up with, he chuckled. "Tne other day that same party was out fishin and tbey caindit one crab. Tbe crab know'd they was girls as soon as he got into tbe boat, and he Just opened his nirpers and them girls walked ashore. I ke'ehed their b"at about a mile below and that crab was sitting up on the midships thwart winking at himself for his luck and enterprise." "No, sir," continued the old man. elaccioe out on the river, "girls has no business in a boat, unless it's palled up out of the water. I'd as (ruck trut a baoy with a gun as a girl wi.h a boa'., if I bad my way. There they go I" and he pointed to the disaster beyond. When the want to change places they always try to walk past each other on the same side and that fetches 'em 1 The waiter is night on two feet deep there, and they are satisfied they ate drowned !" Did you ever see a woman fish i Primarily she catches the hook in her dress, drops her hands in her lap aud says. "1'shaw !" Next she denounces the bait as "nasty," refuses to toich it, anj then wonders why somebody does not "suing it" on her hook for her. If ,ty any mistake she gets her line into the i water, she is sure that something is wrong i ailh the sinker, and if she gets a nibble she throws the whole business overboard, fulls bnckward into the boltinn of the boat and squtals for help. Ocuioually you will find one who bclds on and caDtures her prey. Look out for uch a woman. Intoxicated with her success she will swing her line around her bead tear a man's jiw out with a book, and ah the time pity the fish. The Clnlf Stream, it has been asked whether the cutting of a sea-level canal at Panama would not tend to turn the Gulf (stream into the Pacific ccean, and thn- have a damagiug effect ou the climate of North- ' era Europe. Prof. Geike has called in science to answer this important ques tion in the negative. He cays the effect on the Guif Stream and the cli mate of the regions whose temperature it raises would be a i .out as great as me POUTIUIT a lenlJUilul Ul I JUUix niiia 1 - ... ... i it. iii nriinr to aivert the liu li a'ream to the south the Isthmus ot Panama ! Uae ot tie most remarkaui i super would have to be depressed some bOO, I stitious juce universal among the or possibly 1000 feet. Nevertheless, it natives aad not yet wholly extiuct is is known that Northern Europe has lu.im at .hia I11110 tt-nrnir ami ut fuiotlii-r i;m.. ...l i..f it ih ti-.lav. and 1 changes hi the flow ot the Golf current death who may bj selected for that uu are supposed to have occasioned the 1 pleasant operation. It is a fact too differences. The influence of the warm j perfectly well establisued to admit of a waters from the Gull ot Mexico in modifyiug the climate ol the iiritisu islauiU, of Scandinavia, and even of. France, is well understood. A compari son of mean temperature of the hit 11 11 Je ou the opposite sides cf the cceau tells the story. On one ude are Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Labrador; on the other are France, England and Ireland. At Bordeaux the mean summer temper ature is 0U deg., at Halifax it is rU .leg., at Bordeaux the winter heat is 45 deg., at Halifax it ia !1 deg. A between Scotland aud correspoudiug puints in Labrador the difference is even more striking. It is estimated that the Guif stream gives to the North Atlantic about one-half as much hdat as it re ceives from the sun. If, by any eoavul- sion of nature, it should be turned from its course, the upper part of the British islands would be rendenjd alshdutoiy nuinlmliitable. A nnlthlin Dnfce. The Duke of Hamilton, having already, long before he has reached mi idle hie, run through with a large portion of his plendld heritage, may perhaps com plete the havoc wune siui uawug a good many years before him. Iu that case, however, this unworthy scion of a famous bouse, born, ngnraliveiy, witu diamond hilted eoleu spoou iu his mouth, wi 1 yet have a digurhcd haveu of retuge. As Hereditary iveeper 01 Uolvrood heenjojsa suit of spacious apartments in that palace. These are not generally shown, out mey are weu worth a visit to see me supero auiiyaes possibly now scattered with the treasures of Hamilton. A privilege, peculiarly valuable to the impecuuious, attaches to these apartments in common with others at Holyrood that palace still retains its privilege aj a place of exemption from arrest lor civil delt. This privilege arose in the uays 01 me Abbey, mtiuuei when, after the formation, the place liecame a roya! pa!a.e, and has oeeu recojjuizuii iy tne Scottish and 1 111 penal 1'arilaoieuts. lhe ii-jriadicUou of .rlie Bailie of Holy- rood (appointed by the Duke) is both civd aua crmi'-ii'1, lie Rioue can grant warrants aiaicst persons witaia his jurisdiction (which comprises not only the palace but aa extensive nnge arouu 1 it), and his iudorsemeut is necessary to the civil warrant of oth.r judges. Off: "Toh will find the painting looks better a little way off," said the artist And Fogg asked, quite innocent lv. "Would halt a mile be far enough off, do you think?" t Church-gotnsT m Hawaii. Tbe people of Hawaii go to church not however, from anything approach ing what long-established civilization call religious fervor. That element is totally lacking iu the native character. I speak, of course, from my own obser vations, which, although limited to a couple of months time, have been var ied and persisteutly pursued. I considir the canatanly repeated assertion that these people the common people, al ways are Christians to be observed, and that makes their great church-going predilection all the more curious. A hen one of the Kamehamehas "broke the kapu," which ia the way history expresses the circumstance that pagan worship was abolished, he also royally ordered all natives to become Christians. Most of the natives had at that time become im pressed with the advantages of Christi anity over the worship of idols and my thological gods as had Kamehameba L, and that was in this way : When Van couver showed the first king of all Havaiians the difference between a mus ket and a spear for purposes of warfare, and the difference between sharp steel carpenters' tools and stone axe, for purposes of cinoe building,)andteld h;m of the difference between a European cottage and a native grass hut, he im pressed him that all the advantages re sulted from Christianity. Being anxious to convert the the old heathen, he said Christianity, mind you, not civilization and Bceince, brought the advantages he pointed out Promptly, and upon that idea,' Christianity was proclaimed and adopted, not with a change of heart, but from a conviction that a Christian mus ket would kill an enemy at a greater distance than a native spear, aud that a rharp steel adze would hollow ont a canoe quicker than a stone ax. Conse quently the idols were broken, the mL sionaryies wi re welcomed, churches were built, and the strong, hearty nation of 4l H), GOO happy people dwindled to 45,000 diseased servitors of the people who christianized them. How deep the Christian ethics tuey pretend to believe aud doubtless think they do believe are rooted iu the hearts of this simple people, was illustrated by an incident that occurred wlulo we were in the volcano, which I purposely refruiued from mentioning iu my last letter, because I can make better use ol it here. Our party, was accompanied into the volcano by auative servant of Col. Macfurlane. When we stood on thebnukof tho burning lake, iu speechles admiratiou of the terrific phenomenon, that native withdrew to one side and with a simple earnest dyoutness we could nt but p-spect. took fioni his belt a piece of tobacco aud a half -dollar silver piece, both of whlt-h he threw into the tos?iug Java an offering to Pele, goddess of vulcauoes, the worship of whom was still stronger in the heart of that man than the Christian lielief which his su ctstors ha 1 adopted by royal edict Yet that native will go to church on every pojble opportunity because he meetsa croad of other natives there aud he is intensely gregarious, because it pleases his vanity to le thought of sufficient importance to be talked to aud prayed fur by a fori.i nler Sp -akuig native, an 1 singing . .11.1 In It i r, t 1 1 1 . i a ..--1 1 ' -- ...., . . .... , , , ..-.; ntivA priests to pray any man or woman to question that it was once not an uncom mon occurrence for a mau's euemy to employ a priest (the cuff happened to be wash on whi.'h I had writteu the native name of the priest to pray the man to death, and that the victim, heariug of this, would certainly die on the day the priest hail apiouited for that consum mation ot th r bargain. I have talked with old white rcsiden's who have en deavored to reason with natives supposed to be under the death-spell. No amount of ridicule of argument could convince the natives that they might just as well eoutiune to live as die for all the priest could do. The natives always wire, ami still are, absolute fatalists, and they demonstrated the extent of their inliorn U licf that certain men were jriven the 1 lower to hoodoo to death, by dying in compliance with the exercises of that power. !hort-IJTi rallforaltas. The number of men wbo.die in Califor nia in what may be called the prime of t heir vears occasionally arrest's attention. Tue proportion of these sudden deaths appears to be large. They occur not among men born on the sod, but among those ho have been transplanted, and have lieeu subjected to the varying con- .1 tioim of tKjvertv and aflliieuce. It is not climate that kills them, since the 1 i mat.- is favi ral le to longevity. Native Cali oruians live to an extreme old age. The centenarians are numerous. But these men have lived out of doors nearly all their Uvea. They have hved cu sim ple food ; have been ou horseliai k a good deal. Indeed the uative Califor man never walks if he can get a mustang to c rry hioi. He lives out of doors, never dies of apoplexy or hart disease, hut ceuendly of old k j. Tue nij rity f th. me who immigrate do not reach extreme age. Tue pioueers drop off early. They have bad checkered lives for the ni.xl prt. L'ps aud downs lull great many people. The excitement is not eo-jJ for them, it is ne ther cool on the score of longevity to meet with suuuen losses nor vj uuu rapidly. The exceptions are those where great equanimity 01 leiujnji u leen preserved. Q likers generally have jsreat longevity. They are not subj n;t to great excitemeuts. I he se rene hie is the one most iavoraoie i longev .ty. Although it is still unfiui-died the Brooklyn bridge has already cost $ 14, 000.01X1. NEWS IS BUIKF Washington City owes a per capiU debt of $127. The land of the free is divided into 20,000 townships. Pennsylvania's colored vot j is esti mated at about 2t,000 There are over 1,700 licensed dojs in Pat-rson. Macon is making carriages for a house in Connecticut. There are 311 cities of over 7,500 inhabitants in this con itry. Iudian canoes and Jiht gou lolas are popular ou thj Thames. A lady iu Sau Autouio, Texas, has 40,000 silkworms at work ia hoc yard. Cadet Whittakr has returned t Camden, S. C, after a long season of notoriety. The asesstnont of MiuntapoiM this year is 951,455, l'Jl, against fcil.lSS. IS.; last year. A Seneca squaw. 114 years of a?e. is said to be living ou the Totiawauda reservation. Virginia has 172 tobacco fu-torics, which consume 4S,btl0.iHk pjuuus ot tne weed annually. C. W. DePaw. of New Albany, fud., proposes to give $1,000,OJO to Asoury University at G.-eeuoaaU--, i;i thai I-i.atJ. Mrs. John Pratt, oi Mich,, is over one hundred aua two yeari, and her husband is living, ut the age of ninety three, The Post Office Department will turn 31,000,000 into tae t reasury. th amonut of its earnings ovr exunses f tr the past fiscal year The insane population of t'.o L'aitl States in 1H7J uuuiiK rcd .?7,412. or om to each 1.10J. In ISS J it was estimated at 8!,00t, or one to each 570 of fa... en lire population. Toronto pajwrs say that much com plaint of extortions iy hackm.-u ls uelug nuule by American visitors t. that city, ani they atvi.-e tUatstra.ig.-rs consult a policeman before m.iiiu lar gains wiJ them. It is claimed iu Bostou that everv building iu the city available ft r u aau- tacturaig purposes is now ocju wd, aud that suitable site fjr ttaer ni 11111 tactones are in demand. The deaths of two veterans of Tra falgar have just been announced in England--Jonu Crawford, of Duudee, aged 95, and Charles Williams, 01 Twickenham, aged, lul. Sojourner Tnitii, now lOS years old, leetureti iu Decatur, .Miuu., tin other evening, and devoted tiia jro ceeils to furiueiiug th j wjuia i sit.tiae campaign in Nebraskii. Captain E.sdale, of the K jyal tu giueers, a practicid badoouUt cf the Briti-h V..r Dej-ai tuieiit. is ia Il.Uaax, exiierimentiii. iu a scries of inveutiouJ iu balloouing lor war juirposes. The Priucess of Wales, now in hvr ininy-eigiuu year, is .loscnbcd aslo k uig scarcely a day older tiiaa ii-ju, on March 10, niiK-teeii years a-M.s:iesto hi at the altar by the side of her yo:ui" htlsban.t General Gcoriru B. M.-Ci, ILi i h sous and the sons of General II .re porter, Mural Hal, tea. I snd ex-Gvcr-uor Bowi.', of Mary laud, have entered their names ou the roll of the enh-rino class at Pruiivton The New Orleans Tiim -l. i rtt estimates that the llxd of liSJ cist the Southwest over 92ri,iNN),lkM, 01 whicu Liouisiaua a sliitro was$I.,UiK),0;li. To replace this loss will require bOd,IHM) Males of cotton. Tife Princess of Wales an 1 li r.-'iil- dreu, unil their suite, and tho King aud yueeu of Denmark ami their suite. nave all beeu living together like one large family party, at W.esb iden, aud uavo rarely apeurej in public taere. Lieutenant Damieiiowvr was tin- first to greet Ciuef Eagiueer Milville upon the hitter's arrival iu Washington. Pushing forward, he grasjed ins ha:id aud aiud : "Hello tieoro." to w.iiuli Melville resjiomled : "Hello, Dau." Father Smpictte. au mred priest. who has a cougreiration of Ohoctaw In dians in SL Tammany paiisii, Loiiisi ana, says that the ludiau will accept Christianity, but that uli efforts to in duce him to adopt the manners of civili zation are 1 utile. Investigation into the death rat i of English watering places k'vo a verv satisfactory result. Forty-six of t.icso resortscoutaiuiu l,0m,UiJ iuhabitauts. gave au average rate of only 1 tj. JJ deaths per J.UUO, the zymotic ratd lieing but 1.7 per 1,UV, Landed pn.iuietors iu Hungary still hold alwoiute coutrol over tho h- pior traffic on their estates. Tnis is uow to cease. The jxiwer is to p.isa into the hands of tha Utc&l trover, nueut authentiert, aud the laud-owners will receive 925,000,0) K), cjmpeusatiou. Under the patronage of tho King of Italy an association has lieeu formed at L'rbiuo to celebrate tho four-h'iniredtli anniversary of the birth of p, ipiiael. It is proHwed to erect his statue, in Carrara luarbh, upon a peilcst d bear ing bas-reliefs illustrative of his in t famous works. Mr. Porter, of the census bureau, says the census report will cost 95, Oil) 1, 00)1. The work was begun iu lTJ and will be finished iu 11-iJ. alt-r live years of solid work. It will be thu eouipletcst work of thd kind ever dune. The EuglL-ih census cost only '-lO.oOH, and was betrun aud completed 1:1 one night The children of I.n:d Lson, the lost aeronaut, are at prcseut hvieg iii Kjchester, N. 1'., with Mr. KueiVr. l'hey were boarding wi:ii him at t.ie time of their fnher's trai-5 death, ail since tlien he has cure I for tlieal us his own. There are t wo of the ji, a boy and a girl, aged re-pectively tea au 1 tweive years. The annual prolusion of Civiili malt is aliout tio.OOO.OOl) poumls O:' this nearly 2'J,)")0.0JU poll ids are ex ported to the Laitel bcattis. liw lai ports almoot wholly eoutijedtolintiah Columbia baiely exceed 15J.0VJ pounds. lalorutr aloud t.ure are 1 800,00)J gallons of beer breweJ. wliiU the capital empl yei am 111 its to 9-3,-000,0A. Statistics have beeu codeeteJsh w rag that the number of bliud pera wis iu Prussia hascousiilerably decrease 1 witli in ten years, iu spit j of an increne of 10 per ceut. in population ''In failing off was from 22,97 in 171 to 22,ti77 ia 1880. It is declared that this improve ment has been due to tae progress of scientific nietho.ls ia th treatment of chUdrtin, if i t f 1 A 1 now and then, auu vrflw .... rr i, .nm. I take eliy you pUsase you Uiu mysexu or would ometmea, " r,-s '- t.