T 1 ! 1 1 Tbe Ideal Sexiom. Josiah II Haywood, sexton at the Cliureh of the Unity, Boeton, has re cently celebrated hia silver wedding. Among tbe iuciJeuta of the festive tccaion was the reading of a letter from the Rev. M. J. Savagu, bis Pastor, in which be said: I ropse. therefore entirely for vonr own good to suggest a few laolts. Jf yon ran only manage to cure these you w ill have become the ideal sexton. and yon can command a salary of $10,000 a yt-ar, or perhaps earn more than that by travelling with Uutnu as tne great est curiosity of the age. The faults 1 allnde to are such as these: 'First. You have not yet learned how to make the church hot and cool at the same time. Ton must learn how to have one pew mark 75 degrees Fah renhcit, while the next one to it is down to a point where it would be comfortable lor an iskuno. Second. Ton do not seem to know how to have a free circulation, a plenty of fresh air, and yet not have any draught anywhere. You must invent some way to make all the draughts skip the pews where rheumauo and bald- headed people sit "Third. lou hare not yet acquired the art of having the church flooded with light while all tha blinds are shut at the same time. This should be at tended to at once, and you should not oner any such poor excuse as that is it Impossible. To a sexton nothing should be impossible. "Fourth. Yon must find out some way of giving everybody the best seat, right in the centre of the house, no mutter whether the pews are already ill lot or not. "Fifth. You must learn how to fill all the pews with strangers without making anybody 'mad' about it, and at the same time have plenty of room left for regular pew-holders. "isixlh. And finally, you will spend your leisure time in iuveuting a patent church that shall le last warm enough, and not too warm; not too light, but lubt liht enough; not too draughty, but post with draught enough; where all the jxile, whatever their mental, moral, or physical condition, will be perfectly comfortable, and crowning achievement of all that shall have all the seats in the middle. "What is the sexton for, anyhow, if he can't please everybody at the same time? Zjlenlla. One of the most remarkable uses to which paper has been put of late years is the manufacture of xylonite, a sub stance which, at tba will of the manufac turer, may be made in imitation of horn, rubber, ivory, tortoise shell, amber and even glass. The uses to which xylonite are adaptable ars almost infinite, but perhaps the mort extraordinary is the manufacturer of cathedral win dows. The discovery was made by an Englishman came Spills, about fifteen years ago, but it was only about five years ago that a company was formed in London for its manufacture. The basis of xylonite is a plain white tissue paper, made from cotton or cotton and linen rags. The paper being treated tint with a bath of sulphuric and other acids, undergoes a chemical change. The acid is then carefully w at-hed ont and the paper treated with another preparation of alcohol and cam phor. After this it assumes an appear ance very much like parchment. It is then capable of being worked tip into plates of any thickness, rendered almost perfectly transparent or given any of the brilliant colors that silk will take. It is much more tlexiblo than either horn or ivory and much less brittle. Conihs or other articles made of it in imitation of tortoise shell are said to be so jterfect in appearance as to deceive the eyo of the most practised workman it that substance. The difference in the materials can le detected only by tests. A plain white tissue paper also forms the basis of celluloid, and the treatment in the early stage of prepara tion is somewhat similar. The chief dill'ejeuee. however, between celluloid and zvloiiite ib that the former cannot be reLdered transparent, and therefore cannot, like the latter, be made to imi tate so many different substances. Hinhil Yen dome. If cviiicL-m had not ceased to rank as a branch of philosophy, France could boabt of having produced the greatest philosopher ot the last twenty centuries. Louis Joseph, Duko of Yeudome, great grandou of llenry IV., was a man of irhicipUs. lie used to take a bath on the tirbt day of every month, and during the remaining four weeks avoided water in every form his toilet articles being limited to a jack-knife and a piece of beeswax. Ou the day of the monthly purification his rooms were also cleansed, his fctudv with a broom aud his bed room with a shovel, for a paok cf hunt ing dogs shared his couch and often reared their progeny tinder his bed. The destruction of all earthly laundries would not have shaken the peace of his ma lily soul his underwear consisted of a buckskin shirt aud short socks of the same material, his bed of a bunk and three blankets, one of them rolled up in the shape ol a pillow. At the table of the Compte d 'Ambleva he often gorged himself till he could hardly rise from the chair ; but at home he used to avoid that difficulty by taking his meals in bed, and there were weeks when he did not leave his bed at all. Brushes, coml, lookiug-glasses, marriage rings, prayer-liooks, handkerchiefs, soap and wash basins, were luxuries the noble warner managed to dispense with ; ceremonies were his grand aversion, and the demerits of the frail sex the sub ject of his daily anthemas. But this man, whom the trieata accused of all the vices mentioned in Peter Lombard's revised catalogue, was a Mais on the battle-field, the idol of the army, and, in the opinion of Prinoe Eugene, the one soldier who could have saved ITrance if the petticoat-government had not til vi artcd hint. A Scandal that Drew. The venerable clersyman arose slowly in the pulpit, and glancing around on the thinly-scattered congregation, said in an emphatic tone, in which there was more rorrow than of anger: "My beloved brethren, I am in hopes that there will lie more present nextHabbath as 1 will then have occasion to reveal a scandal which has long oppressed my heart. It concerns the members of this church very deeply, and no one who bus a regard for eteianl happiness should altsent." When the benediction was pronounced the handful of people slowly dispersed, but behold how much good seed a few can scatter! The next Sunday the sacred edifloe was packed. There was, indeed, scarcely breathing room when the white-haired sage once more lifted his head above the pulpit cushions, and a silence as of death fell upon the expectant throng. He stood moment looking upon the unwonted aoene, and then his voice in silvery cadences broke the hush of anticipation "Dear fiieuds," he said, "the scandal I would reveal to you is this: Yon will gather in crowds to hear mischievous gossip, but you will not listen to expla nation of the inspired Word. Now, my children, I offer my resignation. I am going to Europe for six mouths, and I shall pay my own expenses." But no one of the vast multitude took the lessen to himself; ho applied it to his Leigh bor. AOKiCTJLTTJR. Vabiktt Hay. We should not be content with clover and timothy for bay to the exclusion of other good grasses. If grass is de-ired for pasturage a variety is sought in the native growth of the mead ows, but when hay is to be cut ana cured for winter we should use the same judg ment in growing it as in pasturing. If it is desirable to have a mixed pas' tirade dur ing a time, w hen animals are enabled to vary their diet, it is evea more so during the oJil season, aid there is no necessity for restricting our bay to a single kind sim ply because a sufficiency of it can be ob tained without resort to other grasses. That red clover cannot be excelled as a fodder it an unduniable fact, but clover is much bet ter for feeding to cattle than to horses, and even a mixture of timothy does not help the case, as tne two do not ripen together. Orchard grass, which comes into blossom with clover, will grow on light dry sous, and baa the merit of furnishing successive cuttings. It is not recommended here to discard timothy, for it is too valuable, but why should farmers deny themselves the advantage of towing a more suitable grass with their clover? Orchard grass is a mote permanent grass than timothy; continue to give two crops each year for several seasons, and grows early, being among the first of our crops to start on in tne spring, which makes it valuable for early pastur age. On good, rich land, especially if it is a little moist, a crop of red top or herd's grass would add to the variety ol tne nay crop. This grass, by its running roots, soon forms a thick sod, and is permanent. Blue grass is best adapted to limestone soiis. It should not be graze close, but should be left for eating by stock at late periods. Hungarian grass anords at least three cuttings dunnc the season, and as it grows so quickly, and on the thinnest soils there Is no excuse lor aispenung wim iu All grasses do better with a liberal supply of manure, but it is Just as easy to grow a crop of mixed hay as it is to grow a crop of a single kind. There are grasses that thrive on rich land, dry sandy land, damp land and medium land, and if they cannot be grown together in one nsld, they can be sown ia different localities and mixed in the cutting-box. It is the possession of mixed bay that enables the farmer to feed for the best results, for the nutritious quan tities of hay depend more upon its combi nation of matter than on the amount of a single elcniCDt. If hay is deficient in the phosphates or nitrogen,the deficiency must be supplied from other sources, and in no way can the most satisfactory results be obtained so well as from vncty of food. It is possible that no hay is supplied with all that an animal needs, and grain is fed for that reason; but we are enabled to use leas grain when the hay consists of several kinds. Animals are induced to eat with keener relish when given a variety, and their health and general condition are pro noted thereby. Aain, it mut not be overlcoked that much larger average crops can be obtained from a variety, as the danger from drought ia somewhat lessened all grasses not being affected alike. RsBBisa thb Soil. For one, we do not believe in the forced growth cf trees on lands which are not ready for it. If the farmer plants trees on sed lands he robs the sod and yet only produces a growth lacking in vitality, tbe wood loose and spongy, or hard and non-coniDustible, and this for the reason that the subsoil of sod land is not in a state ta feed a heav ier growth than that of weed and sage brush. There is a course following nature to be pursued in this matter of producing timber as well as in any other. V e cannot change the order of conditions. The soil which produces timber must be able to throw off acids in a constant and healthy now. A growth of sumac on sod Imd,re maiaing till its fifth and full year, will fit that land for Umber planting. And for these reasons sumac attracts moisture and extracts acids ia a greater degree than any other growth known to this country. These effects arc easily noted by the experimen ter; a heavy dew will gather upon the fo liage of sumac when every blade of crass and every other growth about it is com paratively dry, and the berry of the young scrub shows a power of assimilating acids, up to its fifth year, beyond any other growing agent, From the hfth to tie tenth vear its power decreases, it having exhaus ted tbe capacity ot acids in the soil and re turned to it in dew and foiage a just mo dicum of alkali. After the third year of sumac growth a planting of elms, ash and and white oak will take rapidly to the soil, and in time produce a wood whicn will show all the features ot a forest of a hun dred years' standing. Ferns, tiniber.trraa sea, and preservative mosses with all the family of parasitic growth, will develop in profusion; and a forest as stable and heal thy as those of the tree belts will exist for the future benefit of generations. Most certainly to produce this masterpiece of nature, this reservoir of health for man and strength for the toil, is more a work for humanity than to build pillared structures or rear mounting spires to mock a people diseased and starving for tbe juices ( waving fotests and the food of swift-fin-gend plantations. Okbinaky binding wire is very conveni ent in place of brush, for supporting tail peas. Stakes are driven twenty feet apart along Ilia center of the rows at the time of planting, the end ones being set very firm ly so as not to be drawn together in stretch ing the wires. The wires should be put on as soon as tba vines begin to throw out tendrils, and should be placed about nine tnches apart, on above the other, to a suffi cient height to accammodate the variety raised. It would be a great advantage to agri culture if our fairs would take several hundred dollars off from the race course and offer it as a premium for the best col lection of dangerous and troublesome weeds io pott, and tbe best mode of get ting rid of them. It it a great wonder that the far seeing men of our agricul tural boardt have not ttought of this, and offered literal premiums tor trouble some weeds. There is nomine thst would be of more benefit or interest to tbe fanning community. Fowls in confinement need and must have green food. Grass cnt up into short lengths with a pair of of shears, cabbage leaves, lettuce, and all the waste scraps of vreetabies from the table furnish very good forage for the hens. When grass or vegetables are cut up they should be mixed in tbe morning's soft food. Dynamite or nitre-glycerine wdl throw stumps out, but the use of these is danger ous. They may be burned by boring a two-inch bole well down perpendicular into the stump, but not through the solid wood. Fill this with petroleam, or in lieu of this, kerosene, cover this from rain and when absorbed by the wood fill again and apply a match. This is reported as being effective. It Is very inporUnt that fowls shall have shade of tome sort during the fierce heats. See that they get it. If confined in small yards tbe buds should bave a shelter of a tree, some shrubbery, a few boards, or even a bunch of tall weeds anything to screen them from the burning rays of the sun. The Flag of Trnee. The ruse of hoisting a flag of truce to give time for evacuation is not without precedent. The same ruse has often been piayed in war, and Napoleon L won a battle by it during the Italian campaign ot 1706, which first made him known as a great general. II is army was in a position which almost certainly would bave been fatal to it. He sent a flag of trues to the Austrian General, and during tbe nego tiations, which he never intended to suc ceed, drew his forces out of their position. i Arabi fancies himself a rtapoleon, and is J very likely io copy the tricks ot the fa ' moua soldier. DOMESTIC. Sparkling Broth. Procure one quart of small black beans, or waits ones will do, and soak them in boiling tor nvor mVtit In the morning put the beans in cix quarts of water in a ... - . a a largo bcuer, addiug some ihh i or iuu Lii.il nf cold meats that vou may bave in the house, first cracking the boues and cuttiug on uie mi iruui the meat Put to it one large onior,, anmn nntmecr and whole IH-PlH-rs. Set it on tbe fire where it will simmer nine hours. Then strain it, rubbing all the mealy parts of tba beana through the sieve. Wash the boiler and return tha soup to it to heat up. When served cut up half a lemon ia very thin slices and lay ia the bottom ot the tureen, pouring the soup, boiling over them. Chxesb Omeijr. Mix to a smooth batter three tablespoonfuls of fine flour, with half a piat of milk. Beat up well tba yelks and whitaa of four aygs, a lit tle aalt, and a quarter of a pound of mial nbl F.rurliah aheoaa. Add these to the flour and milk, and whisk all the ingredients togetner lor nau an nour. Put thran on news of bnttor into a frying pan. and when it la boiling pour in the . . . ... a " above mixture, rry u lor a lew minuuv, and then turn it carefully; when it is sufficiently cooked en the other side, turn it on to a hot dish and serve. YAimjiA Io Crhah. Slit and put in a sauce pan half a vanilla bean, with a little boiIiBg milk, to larnse lor miecn minute on the side of the fire without boiling; pat in a tinned basin eight egg yelks, with half a pound of fine sngnr; mingle well, dilute with a quart of boiled milk; set the infusion on the fire and stir continually with a wooden spoon un til it thickens; Than strain immediately through a fine aiove Into an earthen ves tal, stir once iu a while while cooling; froeee in the ordinary way, and serve either molded or rcAr-lika, on a folded napkin. Bkbaxjaut Cakes. The requisites are two pounds of flour, four eggs, a pcund and a half of butter, some ginger, caraway soods, citron, half a piut ci cream, some milk, and a little yeast. Mix the butter with the floar, boat np the eggs, add the cream, put ginger, caraway aeed and citron to taste, then three teaapoonfula of yeast, and milk enough to make it of a right thickuess. Beat all thoroughly together with a spoon, act It before the fire to rise, and whea it has risen, drop it in cakes upon tins and bake them. Blwukmile Obaham Cakes. Take three cupa of rich buttermilk; add to it one teaapooaful of soda, dissolved in hot water, mix with it one large handful of boiled flour, and enongh Graham floor to make it as stiff as griddle-cakes; put in a pinch of salt, aad one egg thor oughly beaten. Put a "gem" pan on the stove and heat it very hot; butter the apertures aad turn in the batter ; then bake in a hot oven tor twenty min utes. These are more delicious than oak OS raised with yeast. Potato Prrra. Take cold roast meat beef, mutton or bam and veal together clean of gristle, cnt small, and season with pepper and salt; also, cnt pickles if liked; boil and mash some potatoes, make tham into a paste with an egg, and roll out, dredging with flour; cut rcund with a gsuoer; put aonie of the seasoned meat upon one half and fold the other like a puff; pinch neatly and fry a light brown. Lbmox and Oranoe Ttncttre. Xover Ihrow away lemon or orange peel; cut the yellow ontaide off earcfully and put it into a tightly corked bottle, with enongh alcohol to cover it; let it stand uutd the alcohol is a bright yellow, then pour it off, bottle it tight, and use it for flavoring when yon make rice pud ding; add lemon and alcohol as otten as you have it, and yon will have a nice flavor. It is said that bleeding from a wound. on man or beast, may be stopped by a mixture of wheat flour and common aalt, in equal parts, bound on with a cloth. If the bloediog be profuse, use a large quantity, say from one to three piiitH. It may be loft on for hours or even days, if necessary. Tho person who gave us this recipe says: "In this manner I saved tho life of a horse, which was bleeding from a wonnded artery; the bleeding ceased in five minutes after the application." Ounce Cheese. Pare the qtunos. and cnt into quarters, removing the core; put them in a stewpan, with a lit tle cider or water, and an equal weight of sugar; bod until they are mashed np and look clear; thou ponr into a jelly bag. The jnioe will make an t xceileut jelly; and what remains in the bag, pressed into pus, a thick and first-rate thease far desert Cmcux Sorr. Roaat or bake a chick en until turning brpwn; put it in a Bonp-ktUle with three pin's f water, aud set on a alow fire; skim off the scum ; add a middling-sized onion, a little cel ery, and simmer about three hours; take out the chicken and vegetables, strain. and use; the chicken may be used for salad. TvTrtwTjsmn PnriT fTim flna e,nn ft snurar. on of tinttnr. on of flour tn eggs, beat the yolks, sugar and butter ii i i . i logeiaor; oen. me wmies separately. One-half pound citron, one pound Eng lish currants, one pound raisins, one ounce mace, one ounce ciunamr n, one ounce cloves. .Bake in a slow oveu two hours. Tapioca MERLvar-B. Two cups of tapioca; soak in the milk or water over night; in the morning pnt it on to boil, adding a little mlk at a time until it be coaies of the consistency of cream; add yolks of five eggs; sweeten to taate; fla vor delicately; whon cold cover with a meringue made of the whites of eggs. Aom Powdebs. Take of powd-rod reruvian bark 1 oa. ; carborute potash. SO grs.; and powdered nntaneK, 00 gra.; mix well aad divide into Iu powders. One taken every henr or two, oommene- mtg immediately after the fever has left, will prevent a return of the chills and fever. Mblat Loaf. Chop fine whatever cold meat yon have, fat and lean together; add pepper aad aalt, one nnely chopped onion, twe slices of bread which have bees soaked in milk, aud one egg. Mix well together and bake in a form. This makes an. admirable tea or brwakfnat dish Sebd Cakhh. One ctip of butter, two cups of sugar, one cap of milk, three eggs, two teaspoonfals of caraway soods, two teaspoon! uls of cream of tartar, ono teaspoeidul of soda, and flour enough to roll thani aaaeotn. Half this recoipt makes a good many. Ann Cxra On cud of bnttar. two ctipa of tagar, oneonp of milk, the yolks ot foar eggs, three enps of flout, three teaspooalala ci bajung-powder, one ta blespoonfal each of clnuamoa, nutmeg, olovea, and allapioe, Bo me tiling- Worth Flaying For. The Malays have at all timet been ad dicted to gambling. Some years ago, in Ceylen, they would "play away the ends of their fingers" over the draught-board. They would tit down with a fire burning, whereon was set a pot of walnut or sesame oil, while beside it lay a small hatchet with an exceedingly sharp edge. The loser placed his hand upon a stone, and the winner chopped off a joint, when the mutilated finger was plunged into the boiling oil aud thereby i auterxed. Some men, fond of the game, but unskillful or ualueky, had every finger shorn of its tip. ' HUMOROUS. . He Wl always told her thai levity was not becoming, especially in a girl about to enter into the sacred duties of a wife. She promised to reform, and the wedding came off at last. When the officiating clergyman, in the course of the cermony, turned to the groom and in a very solumn manner, asked him to repeat the words: "With all my worldly good I thee endow," the bride ducked her head against the altar rail in? and just snorted with merriment. The groom was a deck-hand in a Myrtle Avenue thread and needle store. Brrrxa off his noeo to spite bis face : "Don't talk to met" angrily exclaimed Blivcns to his son; "don't tell me that you don't care anything about what your grandfather or your gross-grand father thought about these things. Yon must remember that they were my an cestors, yon young rascal; respectable men were my ancestors, air, and 1 wis a yon could say the same of yoars, yon young rakoai. A i.rmB rascal: A boy wke had been watching through the keyhole tbe anties of a couple of lovers, ran down into the kitchen to announce ha d it very to bis mother. "Oh, It's such ran f he exclaimed. "What's sneh fnn ? gravely asked the old lady. "Why, to see sis tor Mollie and Mr. Fipps paly lonatlo asyl um. Dtdx't match: "How are yow aad your wife coming on?" aaked a Galves ton man of a colored man. "She's ran me off. boss." "What's the matter?" I ia to blame, bot. 1 gave her a splendid white silk dreas and den the got to proud she had no use for me. She lowed I was too dark to match de dreas.' Humorwo customers: "Tee,' said a lady enstomor, "these are very pretty; but haveu't you something more expea sive? The gentlemanly clerk took down another package of the same goods, remarking briskly: "Oh, yes, ma'am; here is something which will cost yon a dollar more per yard, but it ia much finer, you will notice." Of course she took tho highest cost piece, because it was the highest. "This is a funny doctrine," exclaimed Brown, who has been reading of metem psychosis. "Tho idea of the human tonl entering tbe body cf air animal I Accord ing to litis doctrine my soul, after I get through with it, may inhabit the body of a jackass!" "And why not?" asked Fogg, demurely. "It would certainly feel more at homo there than anywhere else." This muggv weather: He came home the other night in the drawling rain, soaked inside as well aa out "What exeune have yon to offer." saiJ hit bet ter half, "for coming home in such a beery condition? "one, my dear. was his answer, "'cept twas a very sang' gyday." "Aifl.hnrtlng yon badly?" asked a Boston dentist of a lady, whose teeth he was fixing, and who was emitting horri ble groans. "Oh, not in the least, bnt 1 love to groan, was the reply. A CoMtfTOTK Edison came into the Ctiromrlc ofiico to-dnv, his countenance radiant, and announced that his fortune was mado. "now so?" inquired the envions edi tor. "I have discovered a milwtance that will destroy tho odor of cloves." Tlic. sweeping assumption that there must bave been the same alternation of the seasons before the glacial epoch at now, because tbe exogenous plants of that early time exhibit concentric ring-growths, does not appear to be based en accurate obser vation. It has been tacitly taten for gran ted that the season! are neccsaary to the formation of rings Mr. C. B. Warring, of tbe Acw York Academy of Sciences, has found that in greenhouses, where the tem perature is unif'Hin throughout tbe "year, the orange aad lemon hare growth rings Just the same as these exogeis have in the open forests. In a climate to varied as ours the psssion vine and the iron wood do not present the slightest indication of rugs; and on the ether band, ia the moria aii- ara of the Aniazon.the birch ot tbe Indus, tbe Brazilian red-wood, the rubber tree, as web as tbe morxa pcrange of tbe Rio iScgro, where tbe climate is uniformly warm, there are distinct rings, but there are none in the tortoise-shell wood or io cow-tree. The riBC growths have the'r origin in the times of activity and repose natural to the constitution of tbe plants and would manifest themselves independ ently of climatic variations. These suc cessive stages of activity and repose are, for obvious reasons, synchronous with the sea sons, but are not absolutely dependent on tne seasons. Mr. W arnng, thurefore, con- chutes that tbe pre-glacial flora exhibited similar cycles of growth and rest; some ot which may bave been of short duration, measured, perhaps, by weeks, like those ot the chinapodium; while others, hke tbe cycads, may bave required several yean for their completion. These marks, there fore, give no information aa io the exis tence of the lessons in the remote past, or what change, if any, existed in the incli nation of the earth s axis. How to Make 1'cpnin. Obtain, from any hog butcher, one half dozen dissected membranes of tbe stomach of the hog, and cut or mince them up finely, and macerate in a menstruum of 1 part muriatic acid to 32 of water, for ton or twelve hours. De cant the liquid, and re-macerate the mem brans ia a fresh portion of water and acid: threw the whole on a strainer; mix the fil trates together, and add to It a quantitv of table salt, until a separation ot pepsin ceases to taJke.place. Tbe pepsin impreg nated with sodium chloride will Boat on the surface. This it collected and placed on muslin, loiued several timet, and sub mitted to pressure, to free it from adhering mo sturc. Tbe strength of the moist pep tin can be readily obtained by ita poa-r of dissolving albuaien; and Us strength can be apportioned accordingly, by simply mixing il with sugar or milk, so that one train can be made to dissolve 0, 10, IS, or 30 irrains of coagulated albumen. The price asked for staadard pepsin, by wholesale druggists, varies from SO to 75 cents per ounce; at which pncot a hand some margin is left for the manufacturers. I see no reason why pepsin, of the strength of those now considered standard, cannot be made for at least one half the price, and afford the druggists' apprentices some means of recreation from their otherwise monotonous duties. Malarial Poitoning. According to Prof. Lmis the affects of malarial pola oning are manifested in a surprising vari ety of forms and symptoms; so numerous and various, ui fact, that they cannot be tabulated. Tbey embrace enlargement of the spleen, neuralgias of different forma, thai may or may not be periodical; dys peptic troubles which cannot be relieved by dyspeptic remedies; headaches that are oflea treated as cerebral dlsea; confu sions of mind; stsggcring gaits; lots ot power in portions ot the body; impairment of mental faculties; inability to do work of any kind; not sick enough to go to bed. but too ill and habitually tired to peiterm anything that requires the least exertion; shortness of breath; rapid, weak, irregular pulse; sleepless nights, ttc. The first step toward cure is removal from tbe malarial locality, then only may tbe pnprr meCi- ciues be expected to prove beneficial. The infection appears to be far more widely rpread than it grnera'Iy supposed. a aaa ti .' n.i.inriiiiia . Josh Killings heard from. ' " Ksr-oi!T, B. L, Aug. 11, 18S0. Dear Eittcrs.- I am here trying to breathe in all the salt air of the ocean, and having been a sufferer for more than a year with a refractory liver, I was induced to mix Hop Bittera with the sea gale, and have found the tincture a glorious result. I have been greatly helped by the Bitters, and am not afraid to eay so. Yours without a atrti2ile, JOSH BILLINGS. Implacable: "If I have ever n.sed any unkind words, ILuiunb," said Mr. Smiley, reflectively. "I take them all back. "Yes, I supposo you want to use them over again," was tho not very tootliing reply. Har are Too Sly old Frteodr Asked a bright looking man. "Oh ! 1 feel miserable, I'm bilious and can't eat, and my back is to lame I can t work. "Why in the world don't yon take Kidney- Wort! thata what I take when I'm out of aorta, and it always keeps me in perfect tune. My doctor recommends it for all such troubles." Kidney-Wort ia the sure cure for biliousness and constipaUoa. Djn't fail to try IL Long Branch A'ewa. Bctteb left unsaid: Ticar (who, until last Sunday, has always preached him' eelf ) "Well, and how did yon liko my young curate's sermon ?" Mrs. Robinson "Oh. quite the best we have heard for years 1 We all said so I Great Improvements bave recently been made in Carboline, a deodorized extract cf petroleum, tbe great natural hair re newer, and now it is absolutely perfect at an exquisite snd delightfully perfumed hair dressing and restorer. Everybody it delighted with it, Sold by all druggists, Maxt a man ia not satitfied to live on the face of the oarth. lie tries to live on hia own face Mrs. Dukes, of Colfax. Indians, had a running tere on her ankle for two years. "Lindsey a Blood bearcher " cured it. Explanatory note: "Jay Oould can't find time to shave. It should le said, out of justice to Jav, that this paragraph refers solely to hia face ai.d not to spec ulators. Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Hcetorer is the marvel of the age fur all nerve djMue. All nt stopped freo. aend to 911 Arch Street rniiaueipnia. i t, Tun man who always coca to work with a will A lawyer. "Rough on Rata." Tbe thin desired found at laxt. Ask drag glsta for Bough on Bats. 1: clears ont rata, mice, toadies, men, bedlmgih Ida oexta. Oxs of the most aggravating ot boros ia a spiral stud on a closo fitting shirt bosom. Hi Facts tint YkhUhl VEGETTXE, which has been ofun alvcrtlsert tn tho Rani Home, is i favorite remedy In oar own Household. It ha genuine merit an a blnoJ part ner nil dca not inula, as we bel.eve, any ob Jectlonalile element. It Is nC hitters, mate np lanrely of alcohol ; It Is rompoan tol of fourteen different root. lurk inl hortw, anil his proper ties larklnjr in many patent mMtrlnes so much heraMpil. it ran be takn in ilatly clones without anpleartairt rebuild of any kinl anil with nnre profit to the deniiitated srsiem and positive Improve ment in til raws of Mood uifflrnlty. Sinre the Wood ta tbe We, it follows that Vti.KTlNK mtixt beneUt a wMc ranire of raM-a, as we believe it will, tf fairly tried. We know of no other advertised remedy which wc can wilh snrh mnddenre and intelligently reronmien-L We seldom meddle with popular noHtrnms, tut we hav9 tested ttlii, and are saliIIod of iu excullrnre. .liiu-rk-an Unrnt llfinw, ; &, .V. r. A MplenIll Medicine Heart and Kidney IMseaxe, Female Weakness. (iKiniiKvnj.it, m., July J", ir. II. R. STErsvt, IkMton-Dear Sir: I waj amirted with Heart and KMnry Disease and other Female and dortorrd with sevr.U physicians and received no benefit until I tried your VK'iE TIN'E, and after taking two bntc.es I was com pletely enreil, and bare been a healthy woman ever store, aithonh I am in my C.th year. I do heartily recommend It an a splendid melirtne to all amicted as I have been, and I bless tne day taat It feL Into my hao.U MI1S. MARIA nOBSOS. Vcgctine- QTTJS list Spring and Summer Medicine. Vegotine ia Sold by All Druggists. AiMAKESIS Dr. S. Sitboe's Szionul Hlo Eaaodr etnaloMaatrrnX aad to aa Infalhble CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES. teWhyPluiuitseiJ1eli. Prtr, Slilprvo rym tT mail. Aauipfc, sent frm io l'BT1e'na and ail KrBVirrrm, by t. .IcnMinliw Co, ltux SMS. pew lock Ctu.-aolanuiwti inrua of -Amnttt Pot a quarter m a oentorr or more iTonfetrm BMmarh Binm has been Uie retirainr aiectno for ahligMtloa, dyspepsia, fnver and airne, a loss of physical stamina, liver complaint and other dis orders, and has been most emphatinlT indorsed nj memcai men as a neaitn and strerura run Ive. It connterac-tsa teneney to premature de eay, and sustains and eomiorta the aged aud In Arm. for sale br all DragZMs and Dealer rsoeraiiy. JULSELLSJlSACa ,JfjSTETTE imam Thk guests at Mr. Marro-rf fit's table were discussing the subject of lugfol low's translation of the beautiful German song, "Into the Silent .Land,' 'hen little Miltiades, -who had apparently been paying no attention, looked up and said: "iad, do yon think mother will ever go there?" Somehow or other the question put an end to the conversation. Greatest Discovery since 1493. For cough, colds, sore throat, bronchitis laryngitis, and consumption iu its earliest stages, nothing equals Dr. Pierce's "Gol den Aledical Discovery.' It ia also a great blood-purifler and strength-restorer or tonic, and for liver complaint and cos tive conditions of the bowels it has no equal. Sold by druggists. Two dressy widows, past middle age. chanced to eonfrout weeds in the aisle of a Washington street-car yesterday, both being in waiting for a vacant seat. One at length being vacated, the forward dame patronizingly pointed the other to it. I he latter, nunlung angrily, respon ded indignantly: "Take it yourself ; I'm as youug as you are, madam, 5a bat's vvu t liiuiMxi. Workinsjmea iil ec-jooaitxo by em ploying Dr. Pierce t M -Hlicino. Ilia "Pleasant Purgative Pelleta" and "Golden Medical Discovery cleanse tbe blood and system thus preventing fevers and other serious diseases, and curing all scrofulous and other humors. Isold by druggists. Setex o'clock, a. m. Boy has terriblo toothache: can't go to school. Half past 9 a. m. A solitary figure may be seen skulking through tue streets load ing to the creek; perch and ohab btte. Half past 6 p. m. Scene: woodshed ; dramatia persona, the old man, jcme trunk strap, one boy. Let's draw tho curtain. Young, middle-aged, or old men, Buf fering from nervous debility or kindred affections, should address, with two stamps, for large treatise, "World's Dit pensarv Medical Association," Buffalo, New York. Aw Indianapolis minister said in tho course of a sermon not long age. "We are living with a telephone at each Christians month, a diattcope at the eve, a sygmaphone at the. pulso, and we send lightning shocks of mercurial Christian force all around the great t''iuo cha sing the centuries." KaHOKi, Ma, Feb. , 1880. I purchased five bottles of your Hop Bitters of Bishop & Co., last fall, for my daughter, and am well pleased with the Bitters. They did her more good than all the medicine she has taken for six vears. WJL T. McClXRE. The above is from a very reliable farm er, whose daughter was In poor health for seven or eight years, snd could obtain no relief until she used Hop Bitters, She is now In as good health a? any person in the country. We have a large said, and they are making remarkable cures. W. IL BISHOP & CO. Ssrrrn and Brown, running opposite ways aronnd a corner, strnok each oth er. Oh, dear ! how yon made my head riiigl" skid Smith. "That's a sign it's hollow," said Brown. "But didn't yours ring?" "Xo." "That 's a sign it's cracked," replied hia friend. The Power of The Tress. In no way is the po-ver of the press more surely shown than in the universal knowledge that has In less than a year, been diffused throughout fifty millions of people of the wonderful curative properties of that splendid remedy Kidney-Wort. And tho people from the Atlantic to the Pacific have shown their intelligence and their knowledge of what is in the papers, by already making Kidney-Wort their household remedy for all diseases of the kidneys, liver and bowels. JIcral'L Ojcb man was asked by another with whom he was not on the let of terms, where he had taken up his alxxle. "Oh?" he replied. "I'm living by the canal at present. I should be delighted if you would drop iu some evening. We are persuuded that the ancient Hermes with all the subtle art and natural resources of the Alchemists, was a very poor doctor compared with Mrs. Lydla K Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass. Hermes may bave been after all a clever practtoneer of the Black Art; but we know there is no humbug in the pharmaceutical chemistry of Mrs Pinkbatn's Vegetable Compound. "What are yonr views of Enropo, my dear sir?" patronizingly queried a note book mauler, as he pounjtl hia ready peiiriL "Mostly shTcoBcopic." was the curt reply or tho travel-stained Senator, Mensman't Peptonized beef tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its en tire nutritious properties. It contain! bleod-makiug, force generating and life' sustaining properties; invaluable for indi gestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork or acute disease, particularly tf resulting fiotn pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Bold by all druggista. "Is what condition wan the patriarch Job at tho end of his life?" aaked a Sunday-school teacher of aqniet-look'ng boy at the foot of the china. "Dead, calmly replied the boy. Asthma and liar Fever. The L A. Knight Company, (197 Broad way. New York city, advertise to tend frer, on application Knight's new treatise on "Asthma and Hay Fever their Cause and Cure.' It ia ably written and con tains a great many valuable suggestions to those who tuner from tbese distressing cuseascs. See tostimonia's of Knight's Asthma Cure in another column. Xante sanguine individuals believe that flyins machines are destined to play an important psrt in war before king. How easy it would be if vague sugjrcstions couid be at once realized! Notwithstanding all that, it is not outside of tbe line of proba bility fiat tome time or other the front door of a house and the most attractive por tion of a habitation will be on the roof. Yegctine By its use you will prevent many of th (lLeaftcs prevailing in the Spring and bummer season. CrotruBBBd tor pickles should be planted any time after the first of July. A good rich soil is needed for them, and good til Use also. Duu't plant them in raised hills. They need all the moisture they can get, and raited hills only n.ake their work in gathering a supply more difficult to eccotnplisti. To regulate the liver, stumiLCh, and bowels, all you need ia "Seilets' Livet Pills.'' lake them and tee. A caution to solar observers is given ty Sir. J. K. Campbell, In the course of his own work, a rst class sample of black glass was set with a bit or white paper be hind It and exposed tor an Instant to the focus of a seven inch lens. The pap was charred where an eye would be placed. A longer exposure et a few seconds caus ed the glass to burst asunder. l ma easily be imagined wnat the fats of the human eye would be. Wamer't Safe Kidney and luver Cure. Tooth-Drawinej. On the patent Roll ol Henry IV., is a retord whith allows Mn- thew Flint, tuoth-crawer. ot Loudon, six. dence a day for life upon condition of hb p rawing the teeth of the poor gratuitously. VKWOMAJJ CANXjf HtAUH Of WCMAlA t$StfATrl2ETOt'l THE H0PE Y 3 WOMAN. .THE RACxtl) A Bare Cats fter al PBJtaXB WEAK Iaciadtaar 1 vfcsra. Is ealar aaa PahWU Mcastnailea, laaaaaaradeai aad riecnufam sX Ue Waaah. Flsudlnn, fHO LAPSrS CTERI, cbe. tTVassa to the taste. HBoajcioaa an4 Immediate hlvsTMt B a trorf BUf pfoaneney. and e Sara pla dnrins tabor moti at rrTitar periods. raroruxsrsirr Araratsranss rr rat-tit. CTTaa uLieuimant et lbs sepsratire organs et either sax. It hmoalloK nsndj that has err keea betore the pobtlsi and for a diseases ot the fSTXIfWHT CO.TTPUirwTS C EHfcer Be Ilaat event eTHteffa tm Tee. Wood, at 0 esme timj "il I ( te tbearstrm. asaua utma iwio setae OamtwM. t-BatkttoOBBwaeadsnd Elood FnrnVr are pre. and at at and sat Western Arreeev Ham. FriDSOfcMaer.SI. tz bscOrs Ibr V Tar Cooioiul hi seat by aasa aa the torm of puis, ar of losranrs, ea smtptefsrkekaiasrboaferolthOT. airs. Kakham treaty aaswora ail battee of hvtuiiy. Sadusotooat scamp. BgndfoTSsshl'iS, m.tm aws isr. ra-tTTM 9. VronAs Ima rua rare fiL!ua MoZaSas"aa and tbraMfr ot the Urtr. S onus. Mi eUfcysJI siajqli "A HOP BITTERS (A HeaUetBei, eat a Uriah-) COTTAIXS IIOP8, BfCnr, MAXDRAKK,. DAXDIUJOM, Aa T Prsaar aire Basr MintrAi.Qcata. Ttas ot U, eras nrraas. THEY CUKE S enWeJ TasWaPssMIMsl 8IOOO IN COLD. Wm he paid for a ease ther win m mm or DwP. or i or aarui nw mnpitne or lujarioii foatfcl la lAi-oi. Art yoor ifrnsslst for Hop rimers and try them before Vt sleep. Take aa ether RHEUMATISM & DYSPEPSIA. KID J ET AND LITER DIHORDfKH. Vhn rn tls!tTh by a chain t viar.- wnVH FT-ry in.j";1rw but inafc1 -nrrvr that w ha the only ml or nUrtJ rrwly fr rbsiinjatlc dior'l-rv utTwt put Uitfiinrj within the farfi of evry uflVror witbtvit rotiT an-l wuhit itiohl w claim ttaaVt DOOtl hilt ClV- f.4 Will 1 11111 U It tfriaf fV tf citis, bin ryot to the trlal tilinni we brtnef to h: btudit.tl Hi. In Jiitlr to qm, tn y.wi, to your ;!f jen.l ent famill n4tthwniuriiiiation of your tlr am bmn More ytn ww tftnrken down try d-are, wo .vk yo to io with p for a f nvitunu to the h. mi of ton w'io haw drank of th wabtt of lift anl mm n w full rf thf joy of health. rva4 to tfll to lb- world thir Kial eMrit-no;. Wit will irtv yon n. faiM Utm-nt nl mat no arw-rrl''n whton rannot. by proi r ln-mirr tly Ifttrr or thrtUjfti frn-l ba pro!! to fhr fntom and found to If fnH of trmh. Anton hundrvd mrM by vmratli: (iiuHnw onr prrsv-nt . allow nw to rl-r to Mr Hrlw-t. 1LM flycjinitfi t., BroofclvD; at tor MUlii wilix chronic rrutitiiat:-'m many year Mr. H-w; ivs Pw-vrx nt. &axlyT-9ervm rhe matic at Nit. lr. ( at-nirmHpp, MT Baltic A. Bh-Ito mcnto and cfaf-nic rhtMimvic strati t t yrw, Mr. Itsaratititfr. Ji i'onrt , Hrnr-lrT-n rlatta rti.-tj-tnatiuru i ytar: baJ i'-rllri ovur ejt.iMl in other m.-lieiiii ami doctor. Mr. N.-vln.ttl Third av Brooklyn chrmlc rhtt Butlunt 4 yam. Mr. MaUn.U 2W BalTtbri'Tfrh -t.. nr-iriv-;,...,, tttftaftitat.Ty and riixoaxie rtiewiBiaileuj, ami iry bml chn f:ic d) rarvptaja, Mr, ti.iiuaft.-fi, l-w Tw of y-f.mrth at, Pro.-k'v-n cntant citrvic rlwafMtl-rn for yc-vni; bad tr.r-d ewfrytlilTisf. Ir. i.oraIiich, Sa Tir (ty chTtvn!c rViimnr!m. Mih Vf.Iiram-o-i. fv roTf -t.. York trr.lio fcrtitf inflammatory rtVrnmattimi ynan . flnxvpa nrv 4RUI bT It. Mr. IHsor. iRWottat,, 5w Tork chnmlc, n.TY nu rtvumw.om i yax-- t'aptain Nathan wm-t H4 8onth et, .-w Tnrk ehnuLc rikfnniatlrini 3 yrwrw. Mr. Anrauta, 77 tnwnw;ch ar 5o Tork cbrtniio rbcuniatl-Tn and kulncy titciwc. Ju-iare (rarnan. IS oatLa-td mr., Jcrat'T City chrofilc rhfumstliiro rfnil Tnin. 1 1 afT namfil fti?lfTnn know marr otpr rtrrd by onr ft. . of rfifurnatim, dyaptprita, llTfr and kldivcy l:wtrlfra. N-iw, rfvf thla matt?r 1arTM atVntion. or write tw fT clrcnlar- with inrfhfr panicnlara, and yoa will btoH the day fxi ww thl atlwcniprrrL Ell. WORK, AIM x C. AtTwfitli Brooklyn, and 1 William nt. 5ew York Oty. a rswra iusaasijra Prepared fsr Uss. Bullillngs painia.1 wan Paints mlxl by tuuvl have to be repainted every three years. Tne best Paint cannot be male by Band mixing. Tbe ralnt osed la the smallest item ta cost of painting, lah-ar tsie larfjesit. Any bolldlnx will be repainted at oar evpense a satnatcloruy painted with onr Paint. For sale by one dealer la every city anil tows n tbe I' Mile-1 states. IO c-sita aaya 3 Lavety Atl. Cards and a '-'Be I aiwu ch iua. lf. aVuiroai, syra4.-nas..V. HAS BEEN PROVED The SUREST CUII for U&1DH5Y DISEA8S3. lWa a lawn b3k ordiaordarad nr1i fdl- cato h3t aw a vaattaa f THHW IO MOT chlEaiTATaaj awM Klduy-Wart aa oaoa. (dri- Ig'jaiaU Tjommirad tMam It Will?ce4iiy orar-l IwVwaamaa aaaa - J taaaatliral tuvalaHv amUm.. i I aH)aa For eodaiata ptKnllarl tadwivtvi to ycmr aex, ausab aa pain wmloifaaea, Kidney-Wort ta mipirpaaaail. it will aot vromptlT and amfelr. sCtherSax. latxmUnmicm-Tttt'ctlom. of artaej iTTloa: draat orTrrrry d?cwtta. araaidall draavtnfj ail atpeadiiy yau aa ita nrattra pcrwar. fCTLD BT atJCaL DrTTJCKJIVrfl. Prtos 91 17 ft to aans1orrai. r"'n prm. lmaorM Isst year. PrV. . Ihma ever. Afrnl site4. trj waate tlmev-uad fur circular. 1 0 Tb. Ooo mack tr !Wlxed, for!. IO Ibis. Fine HlacR or Flixea, ir . 10 lba.Cbolc Black sf KIie4, fr Srni for Boend ssoiale, IT rts. extra tor DoiU- Tl a tni np a dak. CtotCTst Tea la Iks world. Lsnfwt variety. PleaMS STrrybedr 0!-t l IlmiMt la America. !t e etiromo. a Iluubs. Stnlirtit heslnrss. Value for moary. auB'f VeMiA.13TMr au.V1..r.O Beal-tal LI.K?-a RHAia r4st Mostmuatss tunic twr tin Hrsls mmS slriei atlTO tsrsiawa. It yiwitlvtf mra limsi LiWitliry Hid r-st.ir kwt Tlnl0 iKrwurs. Stsil by dnwaiirfa. $1 1 a f'r Frve br niatl m rwspt nt prow. 4ipbb:v n. tUEXAht . aha rust ATaiae aw OR. H. W. LOBB, HEDICIL OFFICES, NO. M NORTH riFTKENTH 8TKEST, Philadelphia. Pa. If years' expenenoa. (Estaha aimed for treatment with purely vegetable medi cines.) Dr. Lobbt toaf izperWnoe la the traaa. tntof dUseaaea enaMee htm to gusiatHea) a ear aa easee. OoasattaaoB free aad strictly enay MentiaL Call m paraoa or by letter. (XSoa aoora: U to t aad T to 10 Tfl 1 1 K7 fl acpsse n ran want to awn Tsia " JfX m a few monthi Bdtaeanam of a srraeaoo7adAnae TALUIUil mmkjg, am I Ilea W V-r 23 r, S II 0 l.p. laaaatwiolnteaDdtrreststrblrwwfOk 9 Pruakeoaeaa, aae tj optum, tobarev aad V H aarstica. f JKraVafBaVl Stro fob Ciarvua. asAUtVaV H All fs MM Wy ihnrtak. t 11 Hr) BHMrt M Y ; Brtu K" 'r TEAS saJAialghiienalphirgs. .aavcaiaai5 gY way wasiS aesyri laMagat. CTs jrvrsrB tTS fTplfj.jMsssxt talaiiir sioLfc. f HEALTH IS WEAtTHT Health of Body U Wealth of Mind. RADWAY'S Sarsaparillian Iicsohrnf. Pure blood makes sotnxj tiesh, strorvj boae, am) a eiear ekla. If yoa would bare yonr Heaa Sno, yoor bones toaoa, wllhoat caries, an l yonr em plextpn ftar. nas UAKWAICS aAJttAi'AiUU.U kaBOi.Vk.SX. - A renseay eumuusW of derrorlema ot exira enilaarv medlral prueeroea easeauai to punfr, repair arxl in.tra tne broaea-dowa and wanted bo.tr tJClCK, PULA&JlST, &AJS aud PKiLMA KUrt ia Ita waataient and core. Ke maiirr h what Bams toe aomclaint n hm ealciiasad. wastner ft be Scrorol, Consaiajiriua. either etanose or coostanUunaL. the rtrus of the dtaeaa at the tUOD wajoa QJiea tha wuo, aad bsjaVhi and repairs these snjait and wasted ttsenes or sue system, ir tne Dona is anhealihy, tar prweaa a rceaar mast he nnmond. Tn AkKitAraMUJLaM Rssotrswr aya only at a eompeueaunw remedy, bnt secure i the hamonintte arrtoa of eaeh of the orgam. It eMaMwhre taronglront Che errTrre syetrai functional hxrntnny snd snppliee the MnaA-Wssela wtti a pore anj teaifay oiaieut of new life. The skin, after a few day ase eV the rsrr1an, hecntnm rirar and beannfiiL Plires, hlo-nes, Blaci Spnfjiui4 e grnptlona are twrnoTed; Sores anl Ulcers sr ewred. rersottt svrffartfif front Serofala, Emotive Diwvsi of tbe IMs, Km Kara, Lex. Tsrrt and tMatnts, that Rave arrnaiBiared an,i spread, effhev frnfo awcorsd oisee or Biercnry, or from the est of CorroatT ri!m.e, may y.y pn a errra It the flat saparUliaa ts cnotlnued a snffliient traie ta man) Ms mpreaafca oa the srstera One Mrtle en tains mnre of the aetire pnnct. lea of Medicines than any nUer Preparation, takes tn teaapooefoi dossa, wane ethers require It ar ax times at nmea. OKISOUAB FTS E0TTL8. MJJi Vlli EEMEDT. CUTf rtntTwa am?Tfli bma sorxa, ta rentTt aad t-Qr aovta illtMn. RADWAY3 READY RELIEF, ta from en to twaaty mtantea, never fait to ra Bert FA1S with one thorons-a appilcatlne; rxjmat. ter how rtoleat or exrraelatinf the pain, the Rueo saatto, Bed-nddea, laflrm, crippled. Nervous, Srn. rVrlc or m-cerraaed with disease may safiw, KA p WAVH RAADI hJLUXr will aSord Uuunt esse. trxluvnvTutttcm of rh ITTfiejra, rnjlammctdm of IA Aoddar, rnflaminattoA of tie Awayi. , fnttm ot tf Lrngs, r TTiroat, txfimix breathing, ralpitatum of tn Ilfrrt, B-aWfm Croup, IHphtrunn, Catarrh, nilueitra. ni. mehe. Toothache, Xtvraloia, JOHttmatism, rv4 Chilis, Agva ChtliM, Chllrxatns and FnxK-ixt Bruise. Srarmsr OomptatnU, Serwjnrs 8!eepifssness, Coughs, OuhIs, SpraOm, Pntns in tha Chest, Aawk, or Ltmbs art intromit) relieteo. TEVEB AND AGUE. FEVER AST) ACTCH enTd far 50 eta. There hi ant a remedial afem In this world that wm cur Fever and Afne, and other hlalanons. blUnns. Scarlet, TTphuiL Te!low aad other ferers (ailed by KADW'A PILLS) se onickiy aa RABWAV S READY RKLTEP. it will In a few mlantes, when taken aceordlcf to the dlreetiona, onr cramps, sr wins. Sour stm. eca, neartbnrn, sick Headache, I)larr!iora. Dtss terr, CoUc, Wind la the Bowels, and ail Internal rains. Travelers thorp d slws.ra carry a brie of Jtad war'a Realy Relief with them. A few drops in waier will rrerent stchness or pmiui from chug of water, it is better man French Uraniy or bit ters as a stimulant. Miner and Lumbermen tboold aiwayt be are r.ded with Ik CAUTI0X. All wrneillal aymti eapaMe of desrmrfrif ilfebf an overdone tnould'heavoMlyd. Morphine, opinm. atryehrrine, arnica, hTrtsctamus. and oihcr pnwr Sol remeiilea, do at certain tiroes, .n rerj smaL drswe, reWrre the r'lent dnnnr their acrion in tM tynenv Pat perhs the second dose, if reated, aSay aczrarate and inerea.e tbe snilcnnir, aui an other do can.se death. Tere is no necewr for By in (r these uncertain agents when a poitire reme. dy like ItaUway't keaJ? Uelief w.U sinp t!te must excrnciatina pain quicker, without ectauinc the least dnJlcaiij m either infant or adult. THE TRCE RELIEF. ttArtwiTt Rvrtry Rn irv the onlrremeBa, agent la togae that wti Uutanilj stop pais. Fifty Csnta Per Battle. RADWAY'S Regulating Pills ! PtrfSrt "trottf fr, rwi7 partem. AC rift out Pom, Alwv Refl-i'Je and Sl&trji t lAlr OtvrvMfc-t, m A "VEGETABLE srcSTlTL'TK F03 CALOiTEL. rrfcfly tasteless, elersofTr eoa'ed with sweet Sim, purge, regulate, purify, "ciean.'W and strena ea. Rapw tr'a Ptijji for the cire ot aH d!snr,iers ol Ova Stn h. Ijver, Boweis. Kidners, lilaiMer, rtervona lenee. neaiai-ho. Oawtipfctum. areness, !riilurer)on, lirwepHia, rV.iMKiftne-w, Perer. Innuunurion f the Bowels. piIck. and ali drantwuientsof the Intern! V!era, W arranted le effect a perfect eure. Purely vryetatiie, .b tainlrur no mercury, Rrlnenls. or d'weteriio ilni(r Car" observe the followins: sf mptonia rektuUuir front Diseases of the liltrestive oru-Hnj ; Vonntipa. Bon. inwanl piles, FuUuent of the Irlood in Cue Head. Acidity of the Mtoniach. Nausea, iieurthiirn, Dtsirust of Food, Fuiineo or VVeiirtit IntheMo Mch. oor Erui ttiott, finuna- or Klnuerlr.it at the Heart, Chotlos; or Suffering Sontions a lien m S lyinK pwture. DuU or M heture the Siri.t. Fever and Da'i Pain In the MeaU DeHnein ot PeisnirUinn. YeLownea of the Skin and eVra, Pain la the Side. Breast and Ltmts, rd SadUea Flushes of rfeet, Kurnlng of the r lesh. A few doses of Rtownt Pruj will free the syatem from all the auove-aamed disorder. Prioe, S3 Csmta Per Baa. We repeat tint tne reader must consult onr hook sad papers on the subject of disease and ueW core, among which may be named: ftaise aiji Trus." " Xdd'rav on trrtUiTHe Crtthra,- " RatHnru on Scrofula." Aad others raiatlng to different clataes of Inaeaaa, BOLD BT DRUGGISTS. MAI) " FALSE AXD TT.UE." tend a letter Starrs tn tADWAT A CO., Ita. a WarTT. f or. ennrei K, .ew Torn. ayiatorautkat wurt ttoasaatls wtil k mat Uroa ftVPCRTrr CaUvraied ft I n a: I Brii aLolavaj jt Oaai mt 914 aip DonMa Brr4 Brcwoh XjOftdor. 916 Up. rvVlll.Wswl rW k dfjimi u ,,1 . t'lfim ik..fat J Oak. . .Btj uu a tro i tf mt4iat mt . Bend WarU atauip for PriorLt. lte4laliBaila, Helical ana Ssriical Instituta. For the rrentment of dlsencs of men only. Dla. eases of theanerativeorg.in.4 re. nt or chrunio, blood poison, pann In tue flcl and IxMiea, red sputa, ulcers, strictures, kliimy and bia-Iiler, weaKnenrt, nervoos ane srnerai ueidlity, prema ture decay, mcnt ii and bnrslial pr-jntrittion, and other special diseanea speedily and permanently cured. Patients may send a description or their aympatrna, etc., and spppipnai remedies with dV rectiona wai be sent u any address, DR3L J. W. 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