The United futae. If people suppose the United Stales are going licbiod lu the great race of the worfd they are rrilslnken totally mistaken. The official fV'-ses place the United States ahead of alt ether nitUong, not od't in the aggregate arrhual itroduct of its industry, butafb7 ahead of any other nation in the annual product of its manufacturers (in cluding flour), anirJ.atoe-in "at tarrying trade. In the carrying trade," the I'muxTfctates are let down a8" earning S'j0.Ouo,000. airainst $05,000,000 by GreM llniain. 1310,00,000 by France and J345.0O0.OO0 by Germany. We as- un.e orf-rtie face of these figures that the tatrnis "on-Tvine trade as here used cover carrying byTaud and; river as well as by lake and sea. and domestic as well a foreign. Bid-if so. the statement of the "commerce" of the United States in the same tuiAc should be limited to the "for-cunfcommeret-ouly. as only under tha! limitation, would the "commerce" of the United Statrt stand at f 1.505,000,000, against $3,400,000,000 for Great Britain, Sl.6W.0lH), 000 for France and i,o. OuO.oOO for Germany. In fact, the do mestic commerce of the United States is about twenty tunes as great as its foreign commerce. It is the Intensity ot the ue- un ml for the investaient of capital in our domestic transportation and commerce which Jits caused. American capitalists so large'), to transfer their capital from forcL.-ri.to domestic trade, because the proms were far higher and more certain. A notable instance of this is the transfer of Vandcrbilt's entire capital about the vear' lot0 from Panama and other steam- . ship and foreign transit companies, where the losres w ere prodigious and Uie qiyi- 'dends fluctuating, to interior railway lines, wherein his protits, by various means, were prodigious, even -,as, compared witi his dividends, and hU losses nothing. Uurarft: Field and many others matte similar transfers of capital, thus showing that the subsidence of our ocean carrying trade, instead of being an index of aecline in our national prosperity, was due to the enormousTncrease in the activities of our internal carrying trade, and so ira due to the almost abnormal rapidity of. our na- ti.inal Biltrnnwmpnt- Anotherstrikineindicationof,lhe changing condition of the country is that the annual product of our manufactures not only.x- ceeds the annual product ol our agriculture, but exceeds it by the broad majyio of 60 per cent. Our manufacturing product is i 4,440.000,000 a year, while that ot our agriculture is only S:j.000, 000,000 a year. This is largely due to the greater use :hat can be made of machinery and especially of sti-am power, in manufactures than in aimcullure. And it is doubtless out of this increased use of other than manual power that manufacturing nations grow in wealth so much more rapidly than agricultural. Onr mining industries produce f SGO,- 000,000 a year, as against $32.-,OO0,OOO in Great Britain, while our earrings in bank ing are SiMO.OOO.OOO, against f 540.000, 000 m Great Britain, Sl.o.uoo.ouo in France. Sl4O.0o0.CKJO in Germany, and t75.OO0.ouO in Russia. The, total-annual prodTirt of our industries of all kinds is H0,:;y., 000,000, as against 10.130,000, 00 for Great Britain, 625,000,000 for Fiance, $6,345,000,000 for GetUDMiy, 4. 300, 000, ooO f"r Kussia, and 3,285,000,- 000 lor Austria. InMhe light ot these fiiriinTyB may beset own as the cen- sus year in which the United StatescleSrly ami unmistakably assumed the position ot the first industrial power among nations. In one t two respects we have still a few laps to gain in our race with our competi tors. Great Britain still leads us in capital, in banking, and in navigation, but, tak ine our general race in industry as I 'whole? we are now clearly at the head of all nations.- ' ' ' A Hasly-Ketreat. Ohio, who always wants to hear the new?. - She's a genuine Christian, but you know the people cannot always be reading the Bible, and the news, especially the gossip about town, is very airreeable. ' As soon as her husband pokes his head in the door, it -is : 1 "Joiiu, have you heard anything ? Nothing, did you sayf Oh, Fad late, to think 1 must stay.at home and boil soup, and you gail around an oay auu noi near anythiag. .Now, dear John, try and think if you have heard anything ?" "We.l, yea, darling, I did hear that the P's wpre all broke tin. and would le sold out of house and home in a few days." 'Xow, you are a gocd, dear John, and ain't that just too grand. The giddy Mrs. I. has been holding her head entirely too high of late. She passed me cn the si cert Uie , street -the other day, and wouldn't hardljMXmdescend to look at me. .Let the ' sale go on, John, as fast as possible. You shall have two eggs for your dinner, John, notwithstanding they are forty cents a dozen ; but did you hear anything else ?' "Well, yes, old (Jj fell down his cellar steps last night, broke his leg, and the doctor says it will have to lie anipu -tated." 'Well, now,"" said the good wife, "ain't that Holirinns ! I it tru-'fuuue old O who refused us bis horse and buggy to attend camp-meeting' last meeting last summer I" "The same old sardine, darling. 'Now 1 will have an appetite. Sure, dead certain, John, will his leg have to come off I" "Nothing surer." "Up high, John?" 'Yes, way up mighty Dear his sus -penders." "Well, now, that is just too good for anything, lit has been putting on entirely too much style lately, and 1 see that the Lord is on our side; but John, dear, have you heard anything else ?" "Well, yes, 1 was talking with Brownie to-day." "Brownie t Who used to ba my old beau!" "ies, I think so." "Oh, what did Brownie say t Do tell ine, quick," "Well, hs said he that he thought you were the worst lreckled woman in town, and that with your false hair and store teeth, he really pitied you." That settled it. It also settled John, lor the roiling pin and sundry otner arti cles of household goods went flying through the air in the direction of John, who was beating a hasty ret eat across the lots. II That llreaku, lay. There is an eminent painter in Paris who is economical and sententious. The ottier day one ot the student broke a pane of glass in the studio window and re placed it temporarily, by pasting a sheet of paper over the aerture. When the painter came down next morning he thrust Lis cane throuch the makesbtft with the remark, "lie that breaks, paysl" None of that cla.cs, however, took tne hint, and next morning another sheet of paper was pasted across the window. It met with the same fate. And so on the next day, and so on the fourth. On the filth day when the artist came down, there was the piper, as before. Fire flashed from his "eye, and roaring, He that breaks, pays: "he drove his cane through he paper and through the pane of glass behind it that had been put in by the students and then carefully pasted over with ashe.:t ol paper. Removal of Metallic Particles from the Carin a, A blacksmith, while forging ' a piece of iron, received in his left eye a splinter of the metal, every effort made according to the ordinary methods for its removal having failed. Dr. R-xlriquez em ployed a wash consisting of rose water HO grammes; iodine, 0"05 irammc; potassium iodide, 0-0o gramme. The result was sat isfactory, the particle of metal being con verted into iodide of iron and dissolving out, and the cornea regaining its normal condition. AGBICCIiTUBAli. Cultivating Whkat is" SwusoT-t-Vue df the" revolutions that have taken pluffTin American farming durrM th-pai' lex years is the spring cultivation of tajsofc whets. In roglaniy wneai e general hnwi nitiv nftn I wire, and also burrowed. and it -DYSwclftoTlo it. ft iTO coumry ten vears aro. such a thing as harro ine wheat wfcs scaicely known. Durinj tj)4 nsit two or three years implements iliave been perfected fbl cTDtJvating wheat town. in drills. But theracticerf hoeing wheat has hardly iifje-te'iiiheairod perhaps countrV; ft the im tlftt it is entirely will nvr i w fiiHiDii vr i v Mi2U.Liicu iu v""- too slow an operation Tor the An.er.can lar mtr. Besidiss cuT'YiinW? Ingenuity wHl no doubt develop an easier and cheaper method for4tiouiin4ihiiajuaperatioa. Wheat sown in the.fall jisually ceases its first season's growth' "in Iso'vember, and thus remains expvsed to rain, hail, snow. Ice, freezing and thawing Jfytsix long months. During this period the earth above and about the roots of fEe wheat plant becomes packed and hard, and often crusted over. Does it not appear perfectly reasonable that if the hard crust jt earth about the plants could be broken, aad the" oil stirredTO the depth of only oue inch ioon after ,JL$v .camruenced thetf spring's growth, thereby admitting air and warmth to the snow-packed sod, they would grow it) belter qptvaulage than if left to themselves? When the wheat cul tivator is used, the drilling must of neces sity be very unirorrc. Harrowing may be practiced-either alter hand-sowing or dril ling, using a slanting-tooth harrow, and pat&iug verihejJrSKB) rn thet pring when dry eooiMib If-clover seed is to be sown, then wait and sow it jut previous to har rowing. Much of it will be covered aHd will germinate immediately. The rains will wash the roil about much that remains uncovered, necessitating the sowing of a less ounntitv of seed than by the usual method. Spring town grain is often made to yield tore by hairowiny, when trom two to four inches in height, especially if the surface be crusted over, the result of a heavy pyn soon after sowing, T '"CFrAasts asd Goosrbkkkies. The chief draw-back U the culture of currants and gooseberries is "the worm," frfiore than one, but essentially the san$3n effects and treatment) that makes holes Jn the leaves early in the season, and if cot checked win soon strip aff all the biliage. Ibis ini-eet is easily mauaged,.i,4iken in time, lfis'aui' sing to see Uii remedies given in me .tngiisDrTiers shut pikiks, even the most receut ignoring the poison. White ilellcbwre, oj;enerallysei in this couLtry. Powder'dcjVhita jlellebore (not jnat-kf mj- be haa ilv BiiSt drug ttores. 1 1 on a tablespoouf ul of this, pour a pint ot boiling wllter stirring the two welt to gether, mix this wi;h a pailful of cold water, and on IffoSirst appearance of boles inthe leaves, apply it freely, using a gar- ueu syiine or lorue puuip n av uauu. More than two applications will rarely Ik; needed. it daiiycrou ! One KuglicB work advises tiie us of lime,"'as not iK-m, dangerous like hellebore." Wliiie White lieliebore.is a powerful medicine, we La re i ever heard of any danger from its use, and we know of its application by the acre witu tboe who grow fruit for market It is always applied long before the fruit is ripe, and is all washed off by the rains. Should it adhere to the fruit in any dangei- ous quantities, Its preseuce would be no ticid and the berries rejected as soiled. II uced as directed, it is not possible for sufficient quantity to adhere to the fruit to be eateu unnoticed, and thus do injury We look upon it aa perfectlysufe, or we snouiu noi auvv-e u. , Cauk of Pastures. A good permanent pasture, handy to ' the barnyard, is very convenient, aiuio-t a necessity,' An every well regulated farm. Such a Held needs to-Be well lertflized-and caretP for, that it may give the best returns in an abundant supply of green food, for farm stock. A tt.p(!re&H)g of Cne, well-rolled manure in winter is excellent, but if not acme. dressing of fifty to one hundred pounds of nitrate of soda ,-er acre may be applied. It is best to sow this just before a shower, mat the raia may carry this very soluble food to the roots of the plants After sup plj ing the necessary fertilizers, it is im- iportant not to oerftock the pasture. lxt the ai'.justintut between the nnmber of animals and the capacity-of field be such, tliat there may be Kood feeding throughout the' whole season. If such' a pasture has a natural -spring, its value ia BiiiotMBcreased. The ttxt to this is a well, provided with a wjmliLiil, for raising an abundant sup ply of water. , As English correspondent of the Ayri cultural Oazttte rtports the daily milk and cream yield. lor four weeks in Sep tember lai-t, of three cows one Jersey and two short-horns which had been in milk from six to eight months. The milk was placed in cream gauges three-quarters of an men in ammeter, eianuing tnineen hours. The Jersey cow gave an average ot 12.86 quarts per day, with 11 84 per cent of cream; the short-horns C. 30 and 9.38 q iarts, with 13.41 and 8.65 percent, of cream, respectively. Duriug mixt of the time the cows received three pounds linseed cake per day, in addition to pas ture. They were milKed at about the same hour morning and evening, ai d the differences in yield were very tlight, not exceeding one gallon tor each cow during the four weeks. Uenkt Stewart, in the New York Times, fays: "Certain it ii, however, that the successful sheep feeder is always on the best of terms with his flock, and a mutual regard, if not affection, always ex ists between them. He never forgets to feed them; he watches over their comfort, provides them with abundant fresh water, and would feel wretchedly to see them sipping filthy manure water to slake their thirst. This care pays; without it the flock fails to thrive and daily becomes poorer, until disease comes in aud makes short wora of it. 'The good shepherd loves his sheep,' aud the sheep seem to reciprocate the keling and to devote themseives ar duously to making Desh and fst and pro fit to tueir owners." The Society of Public Analysis of Great Britaiu has auopted 1 ttar.dnrd for In . poorest milk of V per cent, of solids and 2.5 per cmt, of fats. Pro?. Cameron scales that (xaminations of the milk of forty-two short-horn cowf, durii g ihe win ter of 1880, gave 9 V0 per cei t. of solids acd 4. 20 per cei.L of lats in the poorest milk, the cows being housed ami well-fed. The average yield per day was 11 J quarts per cow. In every instance mo e milk was given in the morning tuan In the even ing. Ihe quality of the miik uiipioved n each case as ihe time for calving iicr. ased The older cows were tound to give toth more and belter milk than" the younger ones. Cakf.ots keep up the condition of a horse, improve Lis digestion and give a fine, glossy coa- As food for this animal tiny are far superior to any roots grown. A wit being asked, on the future of a bank. "Were you not upset?" replied, "No, I only lost my balance." In England s;a-iand is found to be very valuable as a fertilizer. In Cornwall, where it has been used, sheep have not suffered from the fluke and other diseases as tbey have dene eisewhtre. For wheat land sea-sand is a very VtlsaMe manure, the grain ripening twe.ve day ear'lur than with any other manure. Many tther crops have also been benefited by its application. Jn Europe, where economic processes are more carefully followed than in this country, apple pomace, turnips, cabbages, leaves seasoned with celery, grape leave?, leaves of beet roots and pulp of beets from sugar factories have been preserTKl in pits seme of them from tune immemorial, for feeding cows and goats. . DOMESTIC. Chirs avi Table. The best chairs and conches' are thJ!e w hich jou like test, anJ. which best conforta to the natural contbnr of the human 'fUTure in Tepoe. 'A cdtir shonld-altow of tbe feet Hewf nt np, if neoesiry, ma suonia be of sadL.a Jluine uint you ran lie upon it either full length or half length. with perfect comfort, lo ue reauy servicable.. it shoaid not becovered with pale" ,Vtff6 satin or niajze "colored taboret, buT tttihHrgood fcrptstry cover ing iirsfTWWtral lr,4iifty sage-green or dark, .ruaty..rel,.to weaiv-wwr. The tapestry should-. not ue- toe nna io ue down nion( or vn. in -the privacy oi famil v- life 4 lav cue's feet- upon. And the whole -couch s-hoold, if possible, turn toward true' nre; so mas its occupant maV lamina" face toward the cheerful plow. -AWhe same time a lit- Lw wiuk eiwdrk iu&te-bkol&.atid gold if yon will may httfeba lamp for read ing. As to chairs, . a, couple ot good, well-stuffed easy chairs, "also covered in the same tapestry, and arranged so as to look toward the-fire; onght to be suf gcieni for luxury, while six'Sr eight lit tle ebohized and cane-out toned gosaip- Lchairs are the aim pleat and prettiest 'occasional furniture you f nave, The gossip-chair has a curved Tjack which exactly fits the natural curye- oi the body, and the seat sWnes gbutly do wn ward and backward, stwMto give oue the best possible suppetfctfith the- lctaxigulari:y or ivkxaitaiA itn thesO-etty httie ckaa emi seats. ;a wickerwork" -chair, twoV; j- chfRra and a conch, you" shouRt-riave; enorrjih pla ces for famtfy and gTWstsn' a ' qniet household. l'aUIcs are "of very" little real use in if tru wing-room ; still, -we must have'eifle fer two, to give the wiiuje a fumiahed' look. A siuro table near the bay window wijl allow ofa jardi niere and a fern orinaia-rubbtcr ijaut to stand in the sun, iou can Lav, nich ing better than bjj and gold for tuiS purpose. AnothA'w)und, of- ofnrse ia needed for afternoon tea. There must be some place to lay books aual other heavy articles, and tiie table for- this oniceuould be solid and should stand against-the-walL Nothing re mains but the piano, rfud that must nat urally be placed wlifrt the exigencies of spa?o demand. Te articles of fui niture are move diffltTiTf it) manage than the coal scuUie I 'Always getting in everybody a way, "aiut if can hardly be made presentabJo even by the ut most paiuVof the struggling derative imagiuAtiou. It is attut, limentauie to tliink of all the useless lloits lav ished by the human intellect upon ab ortive coal scuttles. Perhaps the lest solution of the problem- is that which combine scuttle ami what-uot In one comprehensive whole, haviui? a box for the coal beneath, ami one or two bhel ves for knieknacks above. This com posite piece (f furniture may theu stand against the wall beside the chim ney piece, where it adds to the general prettiuess of the room, iuiteud of being an unsightly encumbrance. Moreover, the weight of the coal gives stability to the what-not, and prevents it from li.iv iiii; that topple-down air so common with lU kind. Any such suggestion of imminent catastrophes should always be avoided in a drawing-room. Coitlsh Boes. Boil one of the roes according to size, till quite set aud near ly done. Take them out of the water, and when cold cut them iuto hlices three-quarters of an inch thick. Now put into a small stx-wpan 1 1-2 ounces of butter ; when made liquid over the tire, take it oil", and stir iuto it the yolks of two Pggs, a small tesspoonful of salt, a pinch of cayenne peppir, a grate of nulmeg, a dessert -spoonful of tomato sauce, or the vinegar from any good pickle. Mix all well together, and stir it over the fire for two or thre-e- minutes to thicken. Dip the slices of cod's roe ip. this sauce to take up as much as they will, lay them iu adisb, jKur over thm uuv of the sauce that miv be left put the bh into the oven fortl-u minu tes, aud send to table vt ry hot. Kf.f.o Bikis. These fiue "lumps of sweetness, as they are called, are much liked fried iu a dripping-pan with fresh country butter. Let them cook on 014c side ,a fw- juiuutm and then tutUi'cr to -1rr--; lather side. A little sail is auueii, ana iney are men placed upon a hot platter cn jrami(U and the gravy poured over tbem; they are then sent to the table with hue chip potatoes. As served at the hunting grounds near the Delaware river, the bones and all are eaten. Natkin rings to dress the table, and especially to please the children of the household, are made of soft unbleached twine. Make a chain the required size, then crochet round and round until the ring is wide enough, finish with a small scallop, then starch them very Btill, tllp them over a bottle to dry and smooth out all the wrinkles. When drv run a (1 ll'i root colored ribbon iu each riug,aud tie in a tiny ikw. SgrAB pigeon are dainty morsels when broiled ; split them down the back (after dresing,of course.) but with care. Serve ou thin slices of toast in the same way that you serve quail. They niay 16 stuffed and baked, but there is so little meat on them that they are likely to be too dry, and as they do not "go so far either, it is not a pri lit able way to cook them. A recipe which makes a verv niee white layer cake is made of half a cup of butter, two cups of su jar, half a cup of sweet milk, two cups of flour, twu tea.-qoonfnls of baking powder, the whites of three eggs. Beat the butter and (tugar to a cream, and put the w hites of the eggs in last. Ihis mav be baked in a loaf, but not being rich it will then need fruits or nuts to give tone to it. Chad croquettes can never be refused after one has once been tea pted to taste them. Chop the t rab very fine, then mix with bread cruuilw moistened with butter and cream, salt and pepper and if you please, a pinch of curry. Then bread in the proportion of one-third of it to two-thirds of meat; roll in pow dered cracker, and fry in butter and lard mixed. Most of the pretty plaques of wood so much used to paint on, have no rings on the back and consequently can't be hung on the wall. To remedy this get a cur tain ring ; throngh this put a loop of ribbon or thin cloth and paste or glue this loop to the back of the plaque. Be sure to have it exactly in the center.and do not try to hang it up until its perfect ly dry. Couv-MK VL MrFFiss are made of one cup and a half of corn meal, the same quantity of white flour, two teaspoon- fnls of baking powder, half a cup of sugar, 1 alf a teaspoouful of salt, a small tablespoonful of melted butter, two eggs; and milk enough to make a stiff batter, Bake iu gem pans for half an hour. Tiie ground in the Jura mountains is in a state of movement, as is shown by some curious observations pointed out by M. Uiraruot. Villages that were invisible to each other at the beginning of a century, or even thirty or forty years ago, are row visible. First, the roofs appeared, and then the upper part of the walls. Such is the case with the villages of Doucier and Marigny, near lke Cha.'alr. Important changes have been noted even within ten y-.ari. Onion, garlic and leek owe their peculiar pungent flavor to a certain white, volalUa oil, and contain much pVspapric acid. HUMOROUS, An he knew : At the Union Depot the other day an old man borrowed match, then a chew of tobacco; then a postage stamp, and lastly besought the load of a key to open his old satchel. He came back the fifth time and said to the stranger whom he had most an noyed : "My friend, can you tell me how ni'tny times the human heart beats per minute?" "So, -sir.. "Can you tell me who first discovered the circular tiun of the .blood?" "No, sir!" "Do yon know" whether the pulse" slibuld beat sc'vt-uty or seven hundred times a niruuU'?"- "No, I don't AH- fvkuow alxnit the human system ie-the fart that if vou I .other me two seconds lunger I shall exert a pressure ot 5,000 pounds in the endeavor to raise you about six feet from the Hojor!" "Just so just so," growled the ohl man as he Bulled off; "but don't try to "pass" that off -on me for physical science. That's nothing but what anv boss could do!" WHT.UeJkla't look np: Two fashion able footing men were walking down Austin avenue, when one of them call ed' the attention of the other to the myriads of swallows that were making "The ir nests in the eaves of a tall build ing. The party addressed hastily glanced upward and remarked: "It luaktat me sick to look np there." "What's the mattsr? got a crick .in yonr neck? have you vertigo?" "No ; I've not got far to go to get sick. If 1 look np there where those swallows are it makes my head swim right off;" "What causes your head to swim when vou look np thero where those swallows are?" "Nothing, except the lawyer who is trying to collect ten or fifteen 'bills I am owing, has his office np there. That's the window of his office right "under those swallow's nests. I don't feel as if I ever wanted to look up." Wues the coming ethnologist shlal discover -one of our tall hats, in his ex cavation of some extinct city, he will Lstraitrhtwav elaborate a profound dis sertation upon the cranial iormauon 01 a theu forgotten civilization, iu which be will declare that the shape of the hat indubitably points to a race of long headed men. the mental superiors to any that exist at this time of writing. When he shall continue hi researches and dig qjone of the saucer head-coverings of sontemporary fashion, he will of course, by parity of reasoning, de clare that the men of 1882 were a flat Leaded face,' with 110 brain dvtlP meut worth mentioning, 4nd who shall tbere4e in that far distant day to giye hinrthe lie: Vskkuj, literature : "How do yon like my book?" asked Brown, "fin de lighted with it," replied Fogg. "Are yon, indied?" said 'Brown, his face glowing with pleasure. "Vrs," rt spon ded Fogg. "In fact, I don't lelieve I could live without it.'" "Oh, yon flatterer," exclaimed Brown. "No, I'm no flatterer," returned Fogg, warm ly. "I tell you the truth. I used to be troubled with insomnia, but all I have todonow is to take up your book and, 'pou honor Brown, I'm asleep be fore I've read half a page. tJouhln't get along without it, mj boy. Brown simply said, ''Oh !" as he start ed to go. He didn't repeat the charge of flattiyy against Fogg. Perhajw it did not occur to htm or perhaps he did uot wish to hurt Fogg's feeliugs. A WickJjOW magistrate said : "When '. was in danger from a Kerry bnll, I at down aud stared Lim full in the face." "How did it answer? inquired the breathless bystanders. "Excellent!" The Kerry bul'ldidn't offer to touch uie." "Very remarkable, very curious. How do vou account for it?" Well, sometimes I've thought it was liecause I sat down on the top branch of a very tall tree," said the magistrate. A brother of BL-thop Clark was one of the wittiest men alive. It mus iu the familv. Ho once went to see one of his parishioners a lady with a prodi gious family, which bad receMSy ixt-n increased. As he arose to leave, the lady stopped him with, "but you haven't seen my last baby." "No he replied, "aud I never expect to theu he tied. A corxTRt clergyman on a small sal ary, speaking 01 the city visitors, ana the trouble and expense they entailed npon him said. "There was Rev. Mr. X.. who came here last summer, lie wanted to see a slate quarry, and I took him there after cautioning him abont getting dizzv, bnt he ventured too near the brink and fell forty feet. Did it kill him?" asked a bombed listener, "Well, it would have," said the narrator. it he had not been a Hard-bhell Baptist." ' A bov paid his first visit to oue of the union schools the other dav, as a schol ar, and as he come home at night his mother mqiured : Well, Henrv, how do you like going to school?" "Bully, he replieiL in an excited voice. "1 saw 1 Ik.vs lieked,oue girl got h-r ear pulled. and a big scholar burned his elltow on the stove. I don t want to miss a day. Law Professor "What constitutes buridarv?" Studi ut "There must le a breaking." Professor "Then, if I man enters voiir door and takes five dol lars from vour vest pocket in the hall, wonld that lie burglary?' . Student lea, sir. because that would break me." Verv kind drug clerkto v little girl : "Now lie sure to tell your papa to take this medicine according to the direc tions on the bottle ; an overdose might affect his brain," Little girl "I've beard mamma tell him lots of times he never had any brains." A little fellow came to school brim fnl of talk abont a brand new baby in his block. "How old is it?" asked somebody, "I don't know how old it is," answered naively, "they only found it last night- There is a whose husband woman on West Hill is so given to flirtinc that when they go to concerts, theatres or parties, she puts blinders on him, Then she can see him everv time he turns his head to look at a girl. "Ies, said the lady, "I like to have a handsome cook. You see, jay hus band's business keeps him out late at night and tbere'd be no man in the house if the cook didn't have a police man visiting bcr. Said his prudent friend : "Why, 83 for a carriage is extravagance. Go in a horse car or take a Herilic And the extravagant man replied : "I can't. You see the lady I'm going to take isn't my wife." Texxtkos's "Charge of the Heavy Brigade." reads as if he wrote it while galloping over a plowed field ah'jad of a bull who wanted to see him a minute or two; but most anything is poetry nowadays. The girl who sings "How soon we are forgotten," has only to run a big bill for spring clothing at the store of a respectable tradesman, to find how greatly she is mistaken. It is said "Fortune knocks once at eyery man's door." In most cases it must have knocked when the man was ott. .' Street lamps and lovers bear ech i!hr Aimlttnv nn mrwvnlirht niirhfta in " 1 j c 1 that they are both out. Boast .WooDcocK-Plaek . ti e bird carefully; do not rut" otTlna head or draw the tail punch- a few holes in tne back of the lf d'with a fork, and lay it in the pan on a piece of butt red toasi. A little saltris a? the seasoning requir ed. Tune, twenty minutes. This game biiir is brftte served without jel- Jy, as thto flavor is so fine. ir Voa Aro FIck, Read the Kidney-Wort advectissineat in another celumn, and it wdl exp'jain to you the. ra. tional method of getting welL Kidney Wort will save you more doctor's bills than any other medicine known. Aciiug tb specific energy on the kidneys and hvcit it cures the woist diseases caused by their derangement. Use it at once. In dry and liquid form. Either is equally efficient, the liquid is the easiest, but the dry is the moat economical. Interior.. x Is India eggs are hatched by the heat of the sun. This enables old hens to devote a great deal more time to scratching np the newly made gardens and exhuming little onions. Fear Not. All kidney and urinary complaints, es pecially Blight's Disease, Diabetes and Liver troubles Hop Bitters will surely and lastingly cure. Cases exactly like your own have been cured in your own neigh borhood, and you can find reliable proof at houie of what I top Bitters has and can do. JSestoientax diner ; "Eat a lark! Partake of one of the quiring songsters at heaven's pate! I would as soon as eat a hymn!" Practical friend : "Ta- as, never touch small birds they all feed on worms: For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits and general debility, in their va rious forms; also as a preventive against fever .and ague and other intermittent fevers," the "Ferrc-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell, Hazard Si Co, New York, sold by all Druggists, is the beat tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness, it haa no equal. "Yes, there is one consolation," said the bereaved widow ; "1 look well in mourning." ' Everv one of our lady readers should send five three cent stamps for codv ot Strawtridge& Clothier's Quarterly, one 01 l ue ituest iobuiou iiumiuc uw lished. "The present number contains 120 large pages, with 1000 engravings, illus trating the new fashions and four pages of avw music SlrawDnuge s uioiuier, 01 u and Market streets. Philadelphia. A -ma's in New Jersey died because he could not tell lye. Mistook it for whis key. There are plenty of parents that give their children "Lindsey's Bliod Searcher before each meal, and they are healthy. No matter how fast your pen may Cy, your paper is stationery. Vegetine! THE BARKS, ROOTS & KERBS FIIOS WHICH VKtiETINE IS MADE, IN roW-P-KIt FOKM SLl VOU 50 Cents a Package. Prostrated from Weakness. HAi.TmoKir, ViI., June s, 1-C9. .Vr. S'f'fVMji; lh-nr ir I rao !efifv to the ipiol enr ts of t'mr uiiiiirint'. Kih- wventt Ter?4 1 was aitlh-if il wiih a w-vrn- rtiiiah aul weak!, anti ma tH-rfn-tlv ir-Tr.itil: nut afir taking ttir bodies f your VKilh'l INK, uwle from the drr, 1 wa.- eutireij r-!;-vetL Mrs. M. K. sTUEirr, 51 Gilmore St One Package in Powder Form lured Scrofula. How to lleduce Your Doctors' Billt. tw Pbef Street. East Boston, Masc., Seiu 30, 1879. f .Vr. It. II. Hwm: fnrSirVr little ilanirhter 8t-iu ha ln attlh-te-i a lnir tunewirh wn, BuftVniiir rv-r1 lunir. I -ii:"jil iltflVn-nt phj- mt-iitn iu hAi riiti. but tlir nt-in-l Drr nime. 1 twiuirht aniiir of your itrlrr t'unn Yfirti rf am! my wit. btreptM it ami tr.tve tt to the chiM ae- ropitiiir to the ilirrriionrt, au-1 we wire wirprirte-l iu a lonuivnt tiniv 10 twe now ine rnua nai F:neU In Dt-sh ami lrcnirih. Sbe U now gaining every Uaj, an-l I ran cheerfully rerommeutl Jour reiuetiT to tie tne i-eni we Dave ever tneL ltesiecttulijr jours, J. T. WEBB. fegfline in Vm-At Funn Is sold by all drug gists and general store. If you cannot bay tt of them, enclose fifty cents in postage stamps for one paefcage, or one Ooll.tr for two packages, and 1 will send tt by return man, Vegetine IS THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE. Vegetine la Sold by all Druggists " ei Fitters ror a qnanrr or a eentnrr or more nnatertofi Btomaca ItdUrra has been the reigning spec ifls for Indigestion, dvp-na, fryer and aime, a loss of physical sunrina, liver complaint and other dis OMers, and bas ieen most emphat ealTy indorsed by medical men as a health and strenirth restora tive. It enanterw-u a tendeney to prematura de cay, and sustains and comforts tbe aged and la arm. for sale by all aruggists and Deaieri generally. 200.00 REWARD. Wdl be paid (pr the detection and conviction of any person selling or dealing in any bogus, coun terfeit or Imitation Hop Bitters, especially Bit ters or preparations with the word Dor or Dors in their name or connected therewith, that is intend ed to mislead and cheat the public, or for any pre paration pot In any form, pretending to be the same as nor Bitters. The genuine have cluster of Greek Hops (notice this) printed on tbe white label, and are the purest and best medicine on earth, especially for Kidney, Liver and Nervous Diseases. Beware of all others, and of all pretended fommlas or recipes of nor Bittiks pub'lshed In papers or for sale, as they arc frauds and swindles Whoever deals in any bat the genuine will be prosecuted. Hop Bitteu Mto. Co., Rorbester, N. T. trr Wf.k can iw niade in any locality. Srauethmtr entirely new lor vnitu S.1 out O. W. (Nl.KAHAM k '() 11. -ton. Mm- BUGGIES M ta Um t. ft. W thm wmijl KXTf.ftfK.WS IftlUUAUKMkL.Cto'lL CIDER Presses. Grater. Steam Evaporators and all other Older Machinery. Hoonier A Sarlwn Pww Ot Vraey St. S. V. factory, Syracuse, N. V. .i.'GKSTU3(SKr I-adil conclude by tel ling 70a a story. Yon know the Bos tonians nre not supposed ' to fail in the virtue of setf-appreciation. Well, a school inspector from that city 'was vis iting a certain seminary in New Eng land, and, afterdescnbmg to his young audience a little boy whom he once knewas poaseaairjgjevery possible ju venile virtue, such as never being late for school,niver blotting hw copy-book, neveT telhng a'story"; or omitting an ex ercise, he concluded by asking the children in solemn tones : And where do you think he is now? With one ac claim the litt'e boys cried oat : 'In Heaven", sir!' : "With a somewhat dis cencerted vieage the schoolmaster re plied : No--no ; not exactly iu Hea ven, bnt he is keeping a store in Bos ton.'" Terribl SuDVrlns. ' Dr. R V. rune Buffalo. N. S. : 1 have a fneud who suffered terribly. I pur chased a bottle of your "favorite i're scnption," and, as a result of Ha use, she is perfectly well. J. BAILEY, livdett. New York. Dr. Pieroe's 'Golden Medicai Discov ery and Tieaaant I'urgalive Pellets purify the blood and cure constipation. Ox a certain occasion a train, which jlereweather had gone to meet, was somewhat late. A testy old gentleman, straneer to Mereweather. got out of all patience at the delay, and exclaim ed : "What an infernal station tins is. Look at those girls in the refreshment room; why do they dress all in black T "Don't you, know? said aiereweatner, in a most solemn tone of voice, and with an awe-struck look on his face, Xo." replied the stranger, in a sub dued voice and looking quite alarmed, "VY by," said Jlereweather, "they are in mourning for the late train. Dr. II. V. Pi Rites, Buffalo, X. Y. Dear Sir for many months I was a rreat sufferer. Ptivsicians could afford me no relief. In my dep ur I commencea the use of vour "Favorite Prescription It speedily effeclod my entire and perma nent c'ire. 1 ours thankfully. Mus. PAUL It. UAXrElt,IwaCity,Ia. Solomon is said to have had some nine hundred wives of all sorts. What it must have cost bim for flies in boxes when he sta yed out late. If you are bilious, take Dr. Tierce's "Pleasant furealive Pellets,'' the original "Little Liver Pills." Of all druggists. Hens scratch np flowerbeds only when thev are barefooted inats why women run out and "shoo" the hens to keen Uiem rrom uoing dam age. An Old Doctor's Advice. It was this : "Trust in Ui and keep your Dowels open. ror mis purpiwc manv an old doctor nas aaviseu me uaui- tually costive to take Kidney-Wort for no other remedy so effectually overcomes this condition, and that without the distress and cripine which other medicines cause. It is a radical cure for piles. Don't fail to use 1L Translated from tie Sew York er Zeituny. "Mr dnnguter," exclaimed a fash iinable mother, "is innocence itself. You can't say anything in her presence that will make her blush. Llnr Klduey isil llrlclit's Disease. A medicine that destroys the germ ot cause of Briirht s Disease, Dialietea, Kid ney and L ver Complaints, and has power to root them out of the system, is above all Dnce. Such a medicine is Hop bitters, and positive proof of this can be tound by one trial, or by asking jour neighbors, who nave been cured by iu Whes a ft-llow exes throuch a dark rooni with his arms outstretched feel ing for an open dtxir he generally feuls it with his nose. Ladies if you would be forever redeem ed from the physical disabilities that, in thousands of cases, depress the spirits and absolutely fetter ail the energies of womanhood, J on have only t get Lydia E. Pinkuaui s egetable (Join pound. Expkkimcnts seem to prove that cabba ges erown in moist, mucky land are al most invariably affl cted with the disease known as club-foot, caused, it is believed. by a worm that infects the fine rootlets of the plant, aud produces a thickening of the root, bait, applied two or three times during the season, is recotrjnended as a remedy for club-foot. A Pastor's Enthusiasm. WniPPaxT, N. J., July 2d, 1830. H. H. Warxbb & Co: Sin Mrs. Bard well has been a long sufferer from chronic inflamation of tbe bladder, whicb yielded to no treatment until she began the use of your Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. We recommend the remedy at all times. Rev. D. ilctiii Bauowsll. "Drink, " says an exchange, "weak ens the system." Yes, but just thins how it strengthens the breath. IIaeissino Dkkams, An unnatural ex citement of the brain and nervous system is the duvet cause of sleeplessness, as also of harassing nocturnal dreams. Vegetine has a peculiarly soothing effect in all such cases, when taken Just before going to bed. He that collects his thoughts is com pelled to dun his brains. Spring overcoats are slowly pushing their way out of the pawn-broker's shop. Dechne of Man. Nervous Weakness. DepetMia. Impoti nee, 3- xuai Debility, cored by - Weil's Uealth Ke newrr." $L Druggist. 8 nd for pamphlet to E. 8. Weixs, Jersey City, N. J. "Take a little wine tor thy stomach's sake," snyeth the patriarch, bnt we think the original Greek must have meant thy "Stomach's ache." Ihe market is flooded with worthies and nle compounds for tbe rejuvenation of the hair, but Carboline. the (rreat hair re newer, and dressing, as now improved and perfected, still takes tbe front rark as the best preparation ever offered to the pjjlic. The man who stole a March got thirty-one days. A printer should always marry a good type of girl. Allen's Brain Food Cures Nervous Debility and Weakness of Generative Organs, $ 1 all druggist. Send for circular. Allen's Pharmacy, 313 first ave., X. Y. The man at the mast-head has a tip top berth. Ham was the only "old salt" aboard the ark. 'The only physician we employ is "Sell ers' Liver Pdls," and we always enjoy good health. Try them. "WelIj," said an Irish attorney, "If it plaze the Court.if I am wrong in this, I have another point that is aiirually conclusive." The hen is yery set in her ways. A losq acquaintance a six-footer. Dr. Klines Great Nerve Restorer is the marvel of tne age for all nerve diseases. All nta stopped rree. Philadelphia, Pa. Bend to S31 Area Street, Invitations are the atneerest flattery. ins. ltdii l num. of im $$., V LYDIA E. PmKHAW O 0 A sVESSTADLS CI Is Pcwiittve fttre r-.il tv r.t-r.i '"", ,,7 ltwUlXrtlr.lr tb. won for-ol .Uinta. aU evarlaa Iroabhsi . wnssM"- -- Splasl Wk , aad l iucalrly adspUd to Caascs ct Ufs. . It WIU dissolve an! evpl ronioiw KOOShOSMTStlKraiSrllMKM rj.-.J -J - it itmomhl'tm ttstuUtarr. dMtroyil forstliaalsnts. ad illvwin.s .- It curvs BloatlBC, UMdeb. '' . l". and backacb.. Is alw.is psraaosaur " ' It wlU at llUmes and aDdsrslleirnm kanaoov with tbs ta-s that ot tb. f.nto wstass. rirtbsearo( tUwj cowtsauu. Conpovad Is anwjrpaa-!- LTDIAE. PIMiUAWTS inn"-"' POC.VDis prrpsxsd at 13 and Ci -"r" Avaa. LrBn,Mssa PncL Sis bottlasfor . SsntbraMSl la the form ol pUls, also la tbe form of locancas. on rp,rfpci.$tprbofor-tlsr. ra.lr aiaws all letters of Inquiry. Sand for paaina lov jiiiliass oa above. Ittntio tais Jtopsr. Ko faoUr shoald bs without tTWA K. PrKTHiM'S LTVXa PILLS. Thar nro ooasnpanoo. aad torpidity of UK Uvar. OeonUpor box. t y Hold mr all Drnga-lsts. " PIIMtlS- JL.SE1LERS& CO. PITTSBURGH. PA. W0I1TI! SE1)I.G FOIL Dr. -. II. Krhrark, of Ptiila.lclp'iia, has nst published shook on "DISEASES or tbe Ll'SCi! and HOW THEY CAX BE Cl'REU. which he offers to send free, post paid, to ail applicants. It contains valuable Infor mation for all who suppose themselves afflicted watt, or liable to, anj disrase of the throat or tonga. A-Urrsa DR. J. 1L SCIIEXCK & SON, 824 ARCH STREET, rniLADELPHlA. PA. E GREAT CURE RHEUMATISM Aa It is for all the painful diseases of the KIONEYS.LIVER AMD BOWELS. It cleanses the s-rstem of the acrid poison that causes the dreadful suffering- which only the vi.-ti'rs of Rhcusiarjm ci-i realise. THOUSANDS OF CAStS ofHho worst tbnss ot this tcmblo diaf have been Quickly relieved, and in shcrt tune PERFECTLY CURED. miL i. uot ido ia, sold at drtmists. il. Drrnn hejw-nt bvmaiL I WETXS. BICTLA"RD30N Co.. EnTttTUrtrnVT HIRES' II deltriona. IWrROTED ROOT BEFB. aso. packag-e makes A aallonA ol a -ions, wholesnme. sparkllnc Temperaoee beverage, Ak jnor ilruKgtxt, or sent bj mall for aW. C E. HlKtS, .- . Delaware Are., Phils. THRESHERS' rw bh it am ieil. Ulusv IpriesTlin tnm. TUKALLTMAX. TAYLOR CO Mai)id.U JESSE AND Kn th. r r i. . no wMr latv0 .un u it literal (. jn-t i- -vOcial..! 1- til l- tiler Ir-:.. si. , '1 Bullall -uf -issss , t4l' n-ilMf Ier tl.c -.KIlDaf. the h-lHiXT, l-r-s-s.' I imi-i Al'.tr "icattt. Til wife, hit ... liii.U;n LK,rn in ifUtU"rY.thc l-iriis ev"tn.--l.- t!:a?,-.tn- ll A fu II l tf V-i-.j.X t. -i. : n. IhlMH tXIIIt. t"ir ul .i ir-Mr. Ji.tfi! I ii- is tri.- nlv tnrhiTorv Rrwarr ,ri4ll,-r e-t.ti- rs ftm ClrsrMI UlMralrt) ..mis. iU farv-sw ssjttirconiy tie lie-!, Lrir-s.t tkel Ckrprt. (tt. No. IU Am svHa sc. c:.. luiuiti. O- FRANK JAMES CJJ.ilAll fl II W TFT. AiMrvtw for ternm MTI.IKT. "!.fviark Xare- $47 A MNTH and uanl In your onnfy. MrMI or nt t'U-iiiv, Ailttra. K W. Zli.OLt.it t O Bom v J?hiikWlihia. lia. UlCERsMmJXpW ICATARH WvrmH You Can Make $1000 Speedily. r?ZX.Zl,z: :rr.;M:: ftP"ni wvrivM rnm oareem. A al in the State tf V-rk wnie--"Yilt'f.if I eM iiit-l ,m I -r-- . Vuambwof wibrM-ntwre: nt pr-.fii. for th ii-' w- rt: H-nr up u. rtr $.' ' A 11 v i w..tk .1. ti.r t..ir-.' t M - - g.-ati, writer: - In o4iw.h, I hv m-l qr,rl tnkia -ilsrnbrr, f.sr jotir 4.r I r ui. Hi.-f , liu.t sytrajrr booM." An rnt l work ia 'atnwU. write;-"TUm rt )) I tM out. ! mei- ovt-r I hi vtonibd at mr .mn mccrw.." Oitni rakimf innnr rttiif nt-i an ctntiiitlv cimnnj to 11. Ail wc;.-;' ink tmoastT nnch Utr Umn a wot m rr kn..wn to mk it he-f.-m. Any one rait rrvo.nie a -n. fl -nt - . itiecan fil to tnke-emtt ny. Tnrm A '., (Hitili-hr, htr wti bHn in the trout mi.1 u-w m. I.t t"r t-i-VrvlvM offvr Tr put tx-forv th Anen.-an poopln. It i nt at all aigrnnihion lor tl.i-. alio a.rk nt tin t..i. t 9 rnakoT$J dv Aukxts WaXTRnftir Uf rli-ktMwr.. crvai Uiuilv pnUticaieon Tak Iixt tuat f. K ,m.i HrKn imMiaitMl HMithiv hTTwii:.. Aiiihl Hmxw. Ttth.1 war. Th H.-rHl. th. Urn.i m.-t r-i. OiliuMraieiiran.il piit.liratiMi in Anivru-a. ami wWer mts Mriuinf t tl--.iilrarT niakw .iatHi-nis lli.it :.r n. :-S tru: Mrh numl.tft- cnUim 4 Unr. pat. lontc riiliiiuiia. All evtr li.-t.tot.n tluMitint .'I .it ..-it- ai..l 'r -ir ptwavil 12 HrtiiTirrt a hue 1 :ii.itM i.itkx Kmkk t K.wm Si hs. kikkh. Km h ;t rUn.tv...- 1- sa-rti7 :eiof thordiorTpvrtartlmtar sivn to Aihrnir. As bMtititiil ork.-..f hiifli art, iherl,r..m. Ur ni(-4 i t5lif,nf!;VWf , nnI' lw tW rrihr lor may paMication. Ax Krit ickiumut lm,it i tii- Herald 3 moailm trw to all -Ii.) BW iuWn). -r mtwo m...(tl. in all f..r -mlv $; I hi- r-rval nffor tulm i- - 9nlMcnie at mr. and Ukrn t.t!sfr aritn tha iaimrnM -tandani ptihlie-ation. and tbe 2 tHtutifNl and valiiio n"- ratiom rhrvmv) vmaMr-n aarvMilt to sMsritr a utiHt'riWr at alnHrf Tfry hot,. iI.t Ticit tim ih J, k To i.m- Z"9 ,f lh'" whoonttT Ontlit: il would not b be tu pahlin i.i.r lerm Wrw; mir trrtu are hl-rai an-. 1 b tk airfncir tn maka mnopir lavte-r than ar thcT r xprtrsl to at anv l.uwiie-.a. lit a A..rNT- - S iOemr. Tha lame-it, a-t matmitk-rtit. and?sp-nr.ivttuttt s.rr "pi-rd in th handv of atf-nt- i tlr i.ii..li-i.r-. I: '-, vmHiM-of ih IJprrmMiinrlin.rrr.r-. m(l. c..(..- ..f th IferaM. lanre rirrular sh.:nim: iii'Mail all aU-nt siMKuneM. ana, t-ivinyr trivatv Ir-rma to airrntw.l.Unk uWnrti"a lita. mtmr:ion tor working in thi nr. -t .iv--''i y - manner, and a Cartil.ats.,rf atr-nry !.aiii that run an-ai.p.'intrsi by us ma affcut. Tlnn ler.-r rxts-nsivriiii'iii 1 Bni" io stwasnn? to etiArd airaintt unprincipled prrns -wdeTinif it, who do not un l.u-..i.r--. rv.i't:ir g'hat JT. ce-nta hm acitt wtim it is or.lr-mi. wliwh harrly pays Ur th packing and pntn ai-n-; th?hitftt tt-ri! : tumih in-. A a farther af-jruard. we ivimn rvstry perun who rrvlfra an Onltit to Mr-nd u a r"j of th tfli- ain TTltrK ' " Sea1 ' heacnt'a nrw Outfit. I faithfully pr.nnv- an ..m- vu that I ttnler il. -S iiHitRt f.vr tha pare.if g,tng to work at the buftinraa and not in ordrr U. srrt it (rv hr u-t Mtmy th p.Mz- a:-i roat orparkmir. Krcliwrd I wn rrnt. Name . fovH-ollira aeldrvwa fount v .State . W tftaka pirataire mtampa. and it i httar to ni ih.-m than to pat ilvw in a letter. We nfxntfe the -tie dvliverv 11 . gkfow.c..nditinof avory Outfit that i ort-rvd. Tha maiU ar very tniMw.rthv. and it i-. rirt to wnd nmall -"iii.h m.iny in a common letter. U we har more appl icatlotia f..r ax encira from anv locnlu than we need (. th )!ha money -ent for -tae and packing utlit is returnd mi onca.and Ibeomti' are of e..t)r-e ut -ent W a i 5 .... - w .iK hi suit - rv-pe-r-.-. ..r w on in niK me r.u-inr-,. ia not tuny jf .xnc.T TH i -!ixfca. rrve auent havmc ocirrd jj""""u" iwaBwa.nii.in iiiu-.n.teu paitvr ana elecant pr-tuiuia rhn.tieoa: beeplains th.it lliose who -nW a- -Cymx only $1. will rereive the pa;a-r for filWn tn.Miih. and all 13 of the chr..m. fre Tlu .ice a -k m o:t-t 9 a the aa-eal may think het, t!e nanir.. the iih-cnifee aernred are t..rwr.(( to ns: as mna a lii .ff .n -i- .miwived . we f..rwr.t 1.. ihe a-n.t the full r 1J preruinm rliMrma f(.r nrh aut.irnlter.aiaa mvti.i k r e:.. h 9entitlin him or her to the nater r. nteo moattM. W e thew commence to send lite petr u. .ihs nm-r at ..ti. . " .nd e..tmoe retnlar y f. filWr. n..-.ka. ben the a rent recvires. the f hn-mo. l,e-r,sund ii.d -Ivl. .cr tU ' v totheu-nhrs..llrtinL'?i rr-neach; thn- it will he aaea that all connected w.th tbe ...sine-a t-n-rfreiU b.411 -T fratid enay. V. e irriarantee th.- - ,-liverr in ktmmI condition of all that ia ord-red; if mit Unnr ia lt or .while ikas-nnff thn.n.th the :,hI we are alwara ready to fill tb order over airain at rarmn expend (itui.'y fuMU-lHitiiww. iiiv h room would ba required that wa cannot rive decripn.ma id thee 12 tin ..rk-...t h -frart, rsrh -n- of h..-h is -nrth trn of lli-ne. ordinarily pre to auh-enlera: lL-ret..ra we .mini r -ive their taHie5T Aortitle-. r-rrmmmrhromo .V,. 1 is entitled The H.manhs of the Mnontains. S-. i The Lntie Sri-ut .. i- 1 p-mr the MrmUm No 4-1 fan Sew Yw, Papa. .No. STUa Baltimore Oriole,. .. tf-The Bine Jar V- 7- W 1 hild :ol I et Lamb. V. 8-4 nr I.ittia Uanlener .W -1he Aautt on the Sweet.. ,u. ht-The Kealf N- ll-Sjf gM.rtber ajid l hil4. No. U'-Uaty H kips. SnsrTu-. Many people have pare time thai ther would liketotnn. I P"!t. A person can take an aeenry anei earn tuite a sntu f ruotiey rat.nl I v and ea-ilv durW -tre tin-e Om-t1 " . 7 . a irmi. ..,.w I appear Iu tb. pafM-rairais. ow is tba favoralM, ,.nins .ori, ml pay. witUo.,i ,hr iD.Mw.1 f r-,lal aa art tl act. i.x lh It-raid. At r-.t ill,. m I. erallnlaniral bMi.. M.nr ar.su wh.. w..Ht al c... buna-., all tb. tima osi-ia-rli a s-r work l-o il.- . 1 1 , . " '.' c"' "'"if nuthiar 10 iha buin. a trial. Tl'a !... i-ri.si i S i.. . ii r . .Vr 7T- 'uaaw a.l.r I. m..n.T rc t.c. snwin mr l.ii.n.,. .1 v.i . ewi.htnat all. for it la hk-l. tliat all lh tl..i ... .n i . .k . : S i ..kTZ; rr.V ri ""'IT pobliratioa ID Ain.nr. Inrth.r ith lLo Bl.r.l premium ., I . I JTntT- wl" tok" "T1-, T,"" wh d tin. who am n.. callrf oa bv our .mat -i,.l il u. oi e,!J!J T ;ri prrmiom rbn.ran bv n-tnm wall, and will .1-. n-n-ita Ihr pl-r n. o Jr..tZ iH . T ",'"''- l-f..rr th.r.-li,r.ia r.-.lH..I,ti.i of lhr prJL. Z ''" n "."ir'"'? "f PP"- l aarihias ia or dra.k-l ,. ,h, au.il. .. alwan 4 .7.1 '"" " mininnra Umrapilal and rrra. Iranrl,,..,. pT .W'"r,l'."" CJH""" "C1" 2 " r" ". .1 w,! ; t. i,.-..J . -,; .s $oV7o ., rt ti ih W"h"" '-rt- " ""rT !' pr,p,rtT dir-rwl, nt. tin. . , -- - ' '" . , - ."una ine oaaiooaa. e.,and. a.. w,.rk.rran fail to mako tra tia...inary day 'n"" m W-T ma aiony b.HHirably and aa.i Clil. wnrk ,1.. ...... m L I -1 - ' nr. ai. ia. i.imo an.. nr.M iai. wnoawo pr..Ji '.Wl I .n. JTl. v T" " rT an. .hrv.,..-hll. and Urk lb. .a thai aiak. ..- il?on.. Tt I.?! T". .P t"' "" .aoral.y mla a sandoi, aun, wilb.i. Ix-mK .... fr..S 8 lSm,ki V. a? oT llary p.. tonh .. .horirti d,.. will ea S...nTl 1 m""," "-""'a Thr pay .b.k osVr I. larv. and aura. Now .. ! ua... fc ...... i ""'' " "n,P,, coo-jcv TU fal I tat at,. m. .U.-3 TrTr Ttf ! '." ""'" araod-i to work hXldoTki: ' "J" tloar. turtheBldiqnu-klrfllldhyiaaiw. oframrv and - mmm inmnn HT U a.OB a. b.IrT,"h 'V-'abllrfw-l pobiNkiar ILTJ f .0 .".. ""T? lhr ta kaa In, SISw taiSi fT-T ." " Psv.-h-rwia. , . ' - " itfeaaeeSwa THE largest FEATHETt. MATl'KKss AND BEDDING liJTABLISH M VT IN THE STATE. tie -,. tarM If P3 ' t.ngM ol ail llrsu,., Iurn.ture , irenrral ot jour mercluat send order Ui. rect to as. TKA1S Mult. This Cut I on ever? Bug. Bntare 0 Imitations. Send stamp for price-ust. 131 Mnrkei afc raii.ii., tt. ' y percelaln-lintd Pumps are man. factor j under licenscand buyers are guaranteed atramrt any andaii c'aiins from the Company hoiOin patent. - mtuke m mvte this point. CarefuHy made ALL re mort Vil.able ImproKeicr.ts, of Best Selected Timber. :-;x;-;r The BLATCHLEY PUMPS are ferjjle by the te.t houses in the tra e. ' Name of my ntarrit a?ent be furnished cn appiicatios to C. G. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer. 303 MARKET ST., PHILADELPHIA, PA. ayne's Automatic n.n;lr.es. Ss Rr4Lai)iA. Drmtile au4 Ermiomlr!. wd format rs potctr irttA V, jea fet avi wafr Uus u7 ottu tnomm tnuU, not t:td with n Autoniotic CutxjLt -n.t :or Iliiwtmwd 0Ulnu "J." tfr lm-HTasUi-m k I ttax. aft. W. irATK h bu J3 9fi, Cajraimt. it I. OPIUM ?3 Nnm'tine ?Ihi( 4'nixxl im M f sti'IIat-"..-, LtOaOiiq, UbMia ST0?FE0 REE . T"ane Pe- wRe5cK voraS 15R4.ne A Ncitk Iilshil Irr.. jur- IIVVALlIBLat If t-UCD U (MrtPVtsvf. Av pAtmf'J iCv-eWnai' e s. is Tatl snit t rirlal Swr. a'..a P. O. anr ip aj.lrnr. to KLINH94 A,S.CONSUrilPTIOri; AlsoTHlSTLEDOwfi.r Ihe r- tieil- cions anl la-tinir perfume. Sen1 your nuuie an. a.lit.-is with 1 for both rri-ipe, to S. B. A IX EX. Room 1, lii t ilr strtxt, KUf M E I' tK. X. T. V O TT T fl Mr'F1' !"' want to !am 7 -! AUUilU iUXiav rrathy in a few nir,n;f... a."d becertatn nf a mm-it:--a. aaOnas VAXAOi llMI fiKOA, jauusvtiie, Uiatuliaia. AOINTSW N l .! lH-D.PIw.ilHlvali;r:lT Fuzl- wh -h t-W! 1f-r t' l 1 an ni;--'hv e-v-wbrr. 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Reeommetitied by Sr.-ue Suptit Eiu-ui:"n . 36 States, and by 50 Co)leQ Presia-nts. 6. a C- HUH RUM a C0 Pub r SprineiO, Mi& EVERY ON EriTsTc U'LU are waJnmble intonnatlost I Ks-t ly suMiiug for circular tu K. IlX lULt, tiwuus, l.-i. pursaon who, on rerei-inf- ine ntnr. w not ati-n.-t aun ' saiiine... one rails all are m.sre than ali!i-d and reewived an tutht ifse-. ar-uiHi from h..it" lo 1 i. wr "nil, UHMTr.tT. In B in. Ol bll-i , 1 n.i j 1 .iHr. i.oMt .no Murr kmmvim a .11 Oln: kU.t . - ly in a plaiwit ba.:nTa. Vt- r. a., nlvt anrthinr in an. iirM. wkita. m ltM.-tbrr Aooaoraa law waraa: m .irw. OIIIHI ia.rt K...O...I tha I ... . . 1" . ... L ... " ap ta.l nil.l a D,,,,. .f " -'; - k" tbi. nrrrr iimUu. I. .... . . . atiaila. attd m it. aM-ara aiiA .iii..hh 11 ..Hi iaa an imr. t.i ih. .1 . , ..... Sr wb- bav tho mrma. to d.. all tboy aiu.aiV. a. t kaa ia an. oroav W.ih aarh lluir,! w, .d 1-aiTara T.aS'w w aboald not b. ,).K umo, mammoth .". 8 ffi) B XI 9