B. F. SCHWEIER, TBI 00I8TITUTI0I-TEE TWIOI-AID TEE UrOXOEKEIT 0? TKB LAVS. Editor and Pi-oprietor. VOL. XXXVI. MIF1LINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA., WEDNESDAY. JANUARY IS, 1SS2. NO. 2. AX OLl COUNTRY CUl'RCH. I atop to rest in the gnus-grown anl To gathar tie QTamn blooms. And lazily dream on the velvet swarJ That mantles the sunken lonius. The rasptierrj nriara obscure the woMs Affection has carved on the stone ; With ripening blossoms and bees and birds Forgotten I hey sleep alone. And all of the men who wore this pota or the threshold of yonder door, To hear of a father's lore or wrath. Are found on the earth no more ; And spiders lazily spin their threads Secure from Intruding feet. Wills Autumn ltd leaves o'er the pu!plt spreads And the listener's sunken seat. I close my eyes anil I seem to hear Some sacred old hymn arise, or the pastor inviting, in accents clear, To M anaions above the skies ;" Or I hear the bearers, with reverent tread, Their charge to the chancel bear. And their murmurous s:gh for the honored dead Fluats out on the autumn air. Then the call of the robin dispels my dreams ; So, rising with bated breath, I mark where the sun through the casement gleams As life in the midst of death. He careth for sparrows;" I thnk Thee, Lonl, For a temple not made with hands. And a love that nnto the least arj'inls A gift from Thy outstretched hands. "LIZ." "Where have you inn this timeo' night ?" he growled, showing his teeth like a wild animal. "A pretty time fur j an honest girl to 1 prowliu' round the ' country." j He came near to her, raising his arm as if he would strike her. but she ' looked him steadily and defiuanUy in the i lne m to lrT nSul ' eyes. "It's no matter; I am used to ; r E down to the court house, looking out for mvselt She turned away and followed the Then, in a sndd'en fit of rage, he pick- stream of men, women and children ed up a gnarled mauzauiU stick and ; ' running toward the large struck her. Its aim as sure. It hit her j wooden court house. The jury was em on the shoulder, and the blood oozed paneled, the men constituting H of through her thin calico gown. He look- course were tumors and their looks to ed at her as if afraid to speak. Her face tuc prisoner at the bar did not turned deadly pale, while the red blood ' tud to re-assnre him. Liz stood ww .lmt.iun7 Kfj.ine.1 iier lres A : in the back of the room, white as look of hatred flashed in her eyes, then she turned away silently, and wiped off the blood, while he went into the next room, as if afraid to meet her gaze. The next morning she went to her work as usual, but he sneaked o.T down town before she was up. "Harry's Liz has struck a good streak to-day," the miners said, as lie found an unusual quantity of dust, but she never heeded nor answered then. Dirk Beech sauntered domn alnuit the usual time in the afh-rnoon "How does it go, Liz?" She vouchsafed bun no answer. "Liz, what's the matter? Sulks to day ?" Still no auswer. "Don't le hard on a fellow. It's so confoundedly hot I wanted a sight of you to refresh me." She lifted her eyes for the first time, and looked at him with a peculiar, searching expression and answered : "I should think you could find re freshment nearer home. Nancy Brown is gwod enough for some folks to look at." "Oh, jealousy, thy name is woman !" he laughed. "Why," Liz, your little lin ger is worth her whole body. But vou know," he continued,stroking his mous tache, "a fellow has got to have some fun." "I could smother yon, or kill you, Dick Beech, if you were false to me. I stipiiose I'm not good enough for the like of yon; but none of theni will love yon any better." "I wish you didn't have such an aw ful tamper." Aud. privately, Mr. Richard. Beech did think he was too good for poor Lie Byrnes. ""What is tlir.t stain on your dress ? It looks like blood. Has anybody hurt you !' "So," sLe answered, looking away from lam. "I only fell down on a stone and cut myself." "Liz, if it were not for your father, we would be married. "Tes," she said drearily. "But I never could stand him." "The knights Hugo read of stood everything for the ladies they loved. They killed giants, overcame dragons. They were strong to stand everything, and, Dick, they would have waited pa tiently, with brave hearts. Poor old Dad he would not trouble, I am proud of liim Yon don't know him as I do." "In the nineteenth century, Liz, knights are not so plently as blackber ries. The Round Table is a rocance, after all. "But," she said earnestly, the color mounting into her cheeks like the rosy alpine glow over summits of the moun tains in the eventide, "people don't need to fight battles with their hands, old Hugo says. The beasts are in the heart we must conquer. Sometimes I feel as if a lion was in mine, aud it's hard work to keep him quiet.'" "Life is long enough without so much trouble. I will see you again." Liz nodded "Good-bye" cheerfully, and her heart felt lighter as she went home in the evening. The cabin was deserted, no signs of her father any- when. bnt she lighted a fire add tried to cook an evening meal,and being tired from her work, she laid down on her cot and fell asleep When she awoke it was dark, and the moon was shining in her face. She lmtked out of the door, down the long f nines bnt he was not there. She was there for hours, it seemed; nnGl at l.at h saw his familiar form approach Jnr Wis trait was very unsteady. Liz rose, and said to him: nnn't cross. Go up to the bridge. Put l.n &nwered her with an oath, and stepped on the narrow, enclosed flume, which was just the witdth of a plank. Liz started to go to him, but he waved his hands wildly, commanding her to "go back." Her heart lieat fast as she watched mrit, aH-niiied eves throngh the darkness and saw his form swaying iroin one side to the other. He reached trie miuuie. She breathed more freely. He stopped, and commenced gesticulating. Throw in., l.io 4rms nn. he missed his balance, and fell; and Liz heard a sickening .a struck the rocks lielow. She mi tli liank alone.asone iietrified, If lt tiA nereamcd and scrambled down the steep declivity as rapidly as possible. Her cries reached the ears of a passsing miner, and he hastened to the spot and peered down into darkness with his lantern. Uz was sitting iuei, "-'iJ-lessly holding her father's head on her lap and beseeching him to stop. Liz wrung her hands, bnt she could not cry. and her eyes burned like fire. The miner obtained assistance, and they bore the lifeless body to the cabin, and proffered their rude help, but she per f erred to be alone, She grived for him passionately, mourned because she conld not tell him she forgave. Her pan lay in the corner; ' nieney was so little to her that she had I no incentive to work; stilL unless she i roused herself she must starve. So she started out one afternoon, mere with the secret hope of seeing Dick than any j other object. She looked white and ' worn, a mere shadow of herself, walk-1 ing in the sunlight like some poor, lost . soul, out of place in the world. She sat down on the bank, bnt a familiar whistle startted her which brought the color to her cheeks. "Hello, Liz," he exclanied, "yon have crawled out of your hole at last.' His face had an uneasy expression. "I thought I wouldn't "distnrb yon," he, said half apologetically. "I could not do any good, and I hate funerals, and such reminders. Now, Liz what are you going to do?" She looked at him earnestly, but he turned away on pretense of plucking a cluster of mauzauita berries that hung altove his head. "I well "he said, stammering, "the fact is, I'm too poor. Liz. We must wait for a while stilL" "I can't wait, Dick." One morning Liz went down town to obtain some supplies, for Dick had sent her some money as a present by a boy that day. She saw knots of men gather ed in the street, discussing something very excitedly. She went into a store and asked: What is the matter?" 'They just took Dick Beech up to the calaboose for steulin' Long Tom's pile last night, who lives above yon, and marble, listening breathlessly. Long Tom shuffled up, attired in his Sunday best, and apjieared as uneasy as a young barrister wrestling with his maiden speech. "Waal," he begun, "I jnst handed over the dishes and truck, for Topsy, my dawg, to lick, when I thought of somethin' I wanted down town so I left my pile in ole sack nnder the lied, some luiuis and pieces of silver, 'bout a hand ful, I reckon. I was gone just 'bout an hour. When I came in the bag was in the middle of the floor. I tuk it up and shook it. It was empty as Job's turkey, and I'd seen Dick Beech sulkiu' 'rcund thar a while before and no one else was near. I'd know that silver this side f Halifax cause I cut au X, my mark, on the four bit piece." Lix started, and looked at the money iu her hand. There was the mark, ill cut and jagged, but plain as day. She closed her fingers tightly over the pieces, and a faintuess came over her. She staggered, caught hold of a beuch near, for now she knew JJieK lieecn was a guilty man, a criminal and she loved him. Long Tom descended from the (stand with a well-satisfied air. The attorney for defense spoke a few moments, evi dently as a matter of form, for his ar guments were weak and lame, showing his spirit was not in the work. The jury returned and rendered their verdict of guilty. The judge said: "Prisoner at the bar. the court has found, when a man is guilty of theft, he should be hanged by the neck until ho is dead." A hush fell upon the crowded room, and they looked intently at the prisoner. Dick lifted his head, loo King naggaru aud appealinirlv toward the crowd, as il seeking sympathy, but there was none for the guilty in all those upiuruea faces. Before he could reply. Lis push ed her way throngh the crowd, and stood before the Judge, who regarded her sternly. Two bright spots burned on her cheeks. She looked straight at Dick as she spoke and the people listen ed breathlessly. "If it please your honor.I am guilty," she said, proudly, looking steadfastly at Dick. A gleam ol joy and renei passeu over his countenance. The color died from her face; and a weary look came into her eyes. 'Does the man recognize this ? she ssid, holding out a few dollars in her hand. Tom came forth, "les he said, joy fully, "that's my mark. I could swear to it." . . Dick covered his face with his hands, and would not look at her; but her eyes never left him. looking at him as if she could read throngh his cowardly soul. 'I am willing to die Judge, only let it le soon. You shall have the rest. Only let me speak once to the innocent ceutleman-" Groans of derision burst from the crowd. A boy threw a stone w hich struck her, but she stood there as u sue nau been a caryl statue, and did not utter word. "What you ve got to say, say quick ly " commanded the judge. She went to .uick ana wiiispereu w him. He tried to kiss her hand, but she snatched it quickly away, rubbing it, as if his touch contaminated it. "Y'ou will find everything in n y cabin to-night, "she said quietly to the Judge. "I have nothing more to say. I air cmiltv ." Dick Beech walked out of the room a free man. He was pitied and praised, xhile she was reviled by every tongue and he did net say a word in defense oi her. She merely glanced at him but here was a world of love, misery, disap pointment and reproach in that single look. They mitigated the sentence, because she was a woman, but many long years Liz Byrnes expiated Dick's crime iu the Nevada jail. After her term was served she went back acain to the old log cabin tlie hill, an outcast, an object of scorn to all the people; a martyr, a saint, to the angels above. Tt was winter time, and the rain de- from the heavens in solid ulla1tfl Liz sat with bands folded, watching the storm; but she was not afraid, though the wind threated to blow down d.l shanty at every trust Through the storm some one was beating his way . i.r door, as a fiercer blast blew it open, it drove a man, with dripping i.,i.,t.t into the tiirht "Tom," she asked, gently, "what do you want here. "Liz," he said, hesitatingly, "won t you shake hands with me r 1 mow au. biek Beech is dyin' down at the tavern. TTo'a fold lift. lie said. Wiping a bubim- . ilV..... ions moisture from his eyes, "ou're of tojfl butif there was on airth, you're T .1. . nn-in-ilin TfllataH Kill a, . that one, Liz Byrnes. He wants to see yon 'fore he pegs out, the scoundrel." She hastily threw an old shawl around her shoulders and followed Tom. At last they reached the saloon. It had seemed hours to Liz, who threw off her drippings, and went into the room where he lay dying slowly, "Liz," he said, feebly rising up as she enter!, "I knew vou would come to me, he moaned, falling back on his pillow. -"Only say that you will forgive me, I have told them all. I would scarely know you, you are so changed. May I kiss you once, Liz, for I love you," he said, looking at her wistfully. She clasps her hands in his, while a light, bright as the halo around the head of a saint, shone in her face. "Yes, Dick, I forgive freely freely, if you will only live! I don't care for those years, for my life was not meant to he like other women's." The wind swept round the huose like the wail cf a lost spirit, and Dick held her hand in his, and smiled peacefully, for he was too feeble to talk any more. As. morning neared, the storm died slowly away, the embers faded into ashes quietly away. His soul was summoned before a Higher Tribunal. I Az sat there motionless, by his side, through the long day, praying in her heart for death to be merciful unto her. Irish Boca Reelainiabla. The total area of bog in Ireland is esti mated at 2,9d0,000 acres, nearly one-seventh of the entire surface of the island. Of these bog, there are 1.276. (WO acres of fat bog. Uie remaining 1,254,000 acres are mountain bog. Without entering into chemical details, which, however, we are fully prepared to do. we may state as an uncontradicted fact that nothing but well directed labor is required to convert the j greater portion, if not all, of that land, now waste, into the net est pasture or com laud. Drainaee is the first, and in trany cases the only requisite to effect this change Burning tlie surface of the bog after draing has, in some places, had an admir able result. Claying the bog by extract ing the clay which lies below and forms an impervious lied, and placing it as a top. dressing is the method which has been followed in other cases, as in our own Bridge ate r levels, with the result of turning waste swamps into the richest pasture of hay growing lands in the king dom, t'hichcver of these methods be adopted, there is the remarkable charac teristic that enly labor is required. o more capital is required than will suffice lo teed the work people. There is a gieat work to be done a work so large that 11 is beyond the reach of any pnvate enter prise; it is a work involving immense na tional benefit. All neighboring landowners wojld be enriched by the reclamation of this enormous bog. The island would have almost a new country added to its productive ares. No money need be stuck in bog. It is only requisite to ap ply to it thai muscular toice which is fret ting itself into deeper poverty and en forced idleness, that the proper mode for attacking the bog is a matter for ready scientific determination, every Woolwich cadet is aware. What is required is simp ly enough labor under scieniiuc direction; aud when we reflect that we want the work done as well as the men to be em ployed, we think no unnecessary strain would be put on convict laoor as a solu tion to the problem. The 1'mtdoH.a Carriage. President Artlinr'i carriage aud horses are now in Washington. The establish ment is in every way a rich aud hand some one; indeed, it is no exaggeeration to say that it is the finest which has ever appeared in the streets of the Capital. At the same time, however all its appointments are sulidued, mod- mi. and in the best of taste. The Car riage, from the Now York Broome street Brewsters, is a landau of novel design, painted a dark mellow green, relieved with enough picking out of red, to show the outline without being conspicuous. The trimmings are of morocco and cloth. the cushions and doors being faced with heavy lace. The harness has been made in keeping with the carriage, and is heavily mounted with plain Bilver The dress blankets are of heavy dark green kersey, and the coachman's lap robe of green English box cloth. These are all ornamented with the .Tresideni s monogram. The lap robe for the inside of the carriage is Labrador otter, beau tifully lined with dark green, and bav ins the monogram "C. A, A." worked in silk. Ine horses, two in numuer are magnificent animals mahogany bays with black points, and without a white spot anywhere. They are 5 years old; 16 hands high, have nne nowmg manes ana tails and are half brothers. They are matched almost to a hair, were raised by the same man, and nave always been driven together. Their heads and necks are particularly fine, and though very tylish and showy, they are prompt. firm, aud resolute, yet very kind and gentle. They can lie driven on an easy rem, without check ormarungaio. iuey were the President's personal selection, as was also the carriage, aud reflect no little credit upon his judgement as a horseman. The entire "turn out" is a model of quiet magnificence aud good taste. T Make Ueraniums lowers la Wluter. There is. perhaiis. no plant better suited for prolonged flowering during the winter months than the geranium, if handled in the following manner. Pro cure your plants of the varieties you wish about the middle of May. 1'ut them in four-inch pots, this being the best to keep them in for the n.xt four months. Use well decayed sod, adding about one-third cow manure. Mix thoroughly together, but do not make too fiue, as the geranium delights in rather a rough compost. Place them in rather a shady situation, first putting iibont four inches of ashes under the pots. This will have the eft ct of keep ing worms and other insects out of the pots. Keep them ou the dry side as you do not want to encourage growth. Should any flowers appear, pinch them off, also the leading shoots to keep them in shape. Toward the end of September repot them in six-inch pots, that is six inches in diameter, iu the compost re commended above. They will now com mence to grow freely. About the 10th of October put them in their winter quarters, selecting the window where they will get the most sun and light. plants treated in this manner will flow- er the whoto wiatefc Oa tha I'm mt Spectacle. No more mischievous mistake can well he made than the one which is involved in the prevslent idea that the use of spectacl es should be put off as long as possible. This becomes evident at a glance as soon as it is understood that the case is one of incapacity of the lens of the eye to adapt itself to near vi-ion in consequence of lorn of accommodating power. The continued eatirt of the delicate mechanism of the eye to accomplish a task which is beyond the measure of its capacity must be necessarily be attended with an injurious, as well as a painful strain. Squinting is one of the evil consequence which are apt to ensue hf such fruitless efforts are long persevered in. Mr. Carter remarks upon this point in the following monitory strain: "The effect of accomiuo-iation is prec:sely that of adding convex lens to the passive eye, and so, when accommodation fai'.a, we can supply its place by adding the required lea by art. To do this is the ordinary function of the spectacles which are re quired by all people, if their eyes were originally natural, as time rolls on. The principles ou which such spectacles should be selected is that tbey should be strong enough to he effectual, and they should be used as soon as tbey are inquired. Opticians often supply glasses which are too weak to accomplish what is needed, and which leave the eyes slill struggling with an in firmity from which they ought to be en tirely relieved, while the public frequently endeavor to postpone what tbey look upon as an evil day and do not obtain the help of glasses until they have striven hard and fruitlessly to do without them. Tnese are important practical errors. It cannot tie too generally understood that spectacles, instead of being a nuisance, or an incuui -brance, or an evidence of bad sight, are to the farsigbled a luxury beyond description e'earing outlines which were beginning to be shadowy.brighlening colors which were begining to fade, intensifying the light re flected from objects by permitting theai to be brought closer to the eyes, aud instant ly restoi ine near vision to a point Iro:n which, lor ten or a dozen years previously, it had been slowly and imperceptibly but steadily declining. This return to juven ility of sight is one of the most agreeable experiences of middle age, and the proper principle, therefore, is to recognize lots ol near sight early, and to gve optical help liberally, usually commencing with lenses of plus 1.25 or plus 1.00 to as to render the muscles of accommodation not only able to perform their tasks, but able to perform them easily. When, as will hap pen after a while, in consequence of the steady decline of accommoddlion,yet more power is required, the glasses may be strengthened by from hall a dioptic to a dioplic at a time, and the stronger glasses should at first be taken into usi ouly by artificial light; the original pair, as long as they are found sufficient for this purpose, bciag still worn in the daytime.' The common prejudice against uung spectacles a! soon as the impairment of Jie sight be gins to be observed with advancing age appears to have unfortunately aruen from the fact that there is a serious disorder ol the eye, known as glaucoma, which is at tended with obscure vision, resembling that of old sight, but which is nevertheless altogether different in its essential condi tion. The mischief in glaucoma usually proceeds with an accelerated pace. Strong er aud stronger glasses are used on account of the assistance which each fresh acc-sc.ion of strength at first gives. But the sufferer in the end becomes hopelessly blind, and the result Is then erroneously altubuted to the influece of the glasses which have been employed, although as a matter of fact this has had nothing whatever to do with the issue of the case. The injury to the sight in such instances is really due to an over-tense state of the eyeball having been set up, aud to the destruction. In conse quence of abnormal pressure, of the deli cate nerve-siructures within. Mr. Carter unhesitatingly affirms that the habitual use of strong magnifying glasses is not injuri ous to ordinary eyes, sad be supports his opinion in this particulsr by referring to the cuxumstacce that watchmakers, wno commonly employ magnify ins classes in their work, in reality enj iy a very envi able immunity from diseases of the eye. It appears that it is quite an unusual thing to find a working waich-maker among the patients of an ophthalmic hospital. Mr. Carter holds the habitual exercise of the eye upon fine work, such as these men are engaged in tends to the developomcut ana preservation of the powers ol visiou,iather than to their injury. Water. Water is so common that few persons think of it as the most important factor in the building up and civilization of tli world. But water was also God's i.,;i.l..Y of the world as we see it The rocks were mud and sand made by wat er and laid down by iu one kind ou top of another. Coal, made of plants, was covered np by water, so that the rotton plants were kept there and changed to coat Veins of lead, copper, gold, silv er, crystils. were cracks in the rocks filled with water that had those precious things dissolved in it And water, as ice, (glaciers) ground np rocks into earth, in which plants can grow, the sea aud streams helping to do tho work. Water builds plant's and animals, too. Three quarter of what they are made of is water. When you pay 20 cents for a peck of potatoes you are really pay ing fifteen cents for the water that is in the potatoes. A boy who weighs eighty nonnds. if perfectly dried up. would weitrh only twenty pounds. And there can bo no potatoes or boy without wa ter. It must dissolve tilings to make them into new tilings; and it carries them where they ara wauted to built the new thinszs. It softens food, and then as watery blood carries the food to every part of the body to make new flesh and bones, that we may grow and have strength. It carries the plant's food np into the plant Water carries man and goods in boats, and.as steam, drives his cars. It makes the wheels go in the factories. It is a great worker, and we could not get along without it it makes much of the beauty iu world. Xljht Lights. And the The common practice ot having night lhrhts in the bed rooms of children of well to-do parents is deprecated by Dr. Robert H. BakewelL lie says tha; it has a most iniurious effect upon the nervous system of young children. "Instead of the perfect rest the optic neives ought to have, and which nature provides for by the darkne ss of the nurht these nerves are perpetually stimulated, and, of course, the brain and tha rest nf the nervous cystem suffer. Chil dren thus brought up are excessively timid for years after on going into tne oar a. A Ucstroctlv Biped. Mr. Whit marsh has a friend in Western Texas who is engaged in the business known as ostrich farming, and his fnend took it into his bead to make Mr. White- marsh a present. He therefore'slscted a fine eentlemaa oetrich and shipped it to Mr. Wbitemsrsh. He al wrote a full ac count of the habits of the bird, and the letter arriving several days ahead of the ostrich, Mr. Whitemarsb had time to pre pare for the expeeled guest He bought several four-horse wagon load of sawdust and about a schoouer load of sand, and after mixing them to gether, spread the mixture on part of a vacant lot hu had enclosed. He put on wire netting ar Hind the top of the fence, far fear the bird might jump it and every thing being ready, the arrival of the ostrich was anxiously looked for. The bird ar rived in due se in and was lodged in the enclosure piovidc-d for him. The first thing in order was something to eat for the ostrich and for the first time it occur red to Whitmarsh that he knew nothing about the food of ostriches. His friend had neglected to inform him ou that poiut and none of the neighbors cou'd furnish any information. In this emergeccy Mrs. Whitmani rerocmticrcd that she had a Z-jiTs Encyclopedia, presented to her by .Mr. Whilemarsh in his courting days, and the book was immediately resorted to, but but it failed t give the desired information, merely saying that ostriches had been known to eat nails, etc. and it was said had eaten hot bullets fresh frcm the mould without apparent inconvenience. While the enclyclopedia wis being con sulted the ostrich had quietly made a meal of a pile of old tin cans that happened to be lu one corner of the enclosure, and the matter of that meal was thus satisfactorily settled. The ostrich bad not thoroughly satisfied bis appetitie, however, for he swallowed a couple of half gallon jugs and a broken iron pump handle tha; were in the enclosure before be set e J himself for the nhrht. After seeing the bird lying comfortably in the shed that had been pre pared for him, and apparently nxed lor sleep. AVhitmarsh retired to bed with his mind at case knowing that ne could on the sort of material ou which he h id made his supper, easily supply him wdh provisions for the next six months a: a inning cost The next morning Whitmarsh arose at bis usual hour and went to look at his ostrich. To his surprise he found the bird in the yard, having eaten the wire netting! lust had been placed around the fence, and somehow managed to surmount the fence. The bird was swallowing the last of a fire-dog as Wliitemarsh appeared upon the sc.oe. An old shed behind the house was used as a kind of store house for rough articles, and the ostrich entered the shed and made a breakfast before the astonished Whitemarsh. A pair of iUt irous, a grindstone, a patent wringer, and an old scythe disappeared down the throat oi the ostrich in rapid succession. Mrs. Whitco.arsh made her appcarnce about this time and watched this strange breakfast with the greatest interest: sev eral of the neighbors appeared also, but no one seemed to notice anything but the os trich, who next entered the kitchen and leisurely proceeded to clear the wails ot the articles bangibg thereon, a fluting-iron, an e?g-beater, and a patent broiler being quickly and easily disposed of. Whitemarsh uecare aiarmea at tuts ue- struction of valuable property, anu at tempted to drive the bird out, but the ostrich stretched out bis neck and hissed, at the same time flapping his wings and showing other signs of bad temper, caus ing Whitemarsh lo become alarmed and send out for help. The ostrich swallowed about one and a half dozen eggs that were on the table inteuded for the breakfast of the family, and then seeing a stua.1 coal oil stove, on which some food for the ba by was cooking, bolted that, borne muf fin rings hanging on the wall caught the bird s eye and was sen: to join the gen eral breakfast fund already swallowed by the bird, and the list was successively in creased by a rolling pin, a couple of old pickle bottles, several lancy cake cutters, an old sh e, a milk strainer, a butcher knife, a small basket full of clothes pins, and finally an elbow of stove pipe belong ing to a small stove. The ottrich could not swallo the el bow of stovepipe, but it stuck in his throat, with the end about six inches out of his mouth. By this time the rolling- pin swallowed by the ostrich bad taken ure from the ou stove, ana a stream oi smoke issued from the ostrich s mouth, which so alarmed the bird that be ran cut of the bouse and took refuge in the wood shed. The clothes plus must have caught fire about this lime, for the smoke from the stovepipe increased to such an extent that an alarm of tire was given, and sev eral eninnes appearing on the scene, del uued the weodsbed with water, and one pipeinan happening to see the end ot the stovepipe, with the smoke issuing from it directed a stream ol water inimeuiaieiy into the stovepipe, with such an euect to not only put out the nre nut ai to drown the ostrich. Whitemarsh don't know whether to grieve for the loss of his pet or rejoice at heinij relieved ot such a destructive uiru, and. uutil he nukes up his mind about it, he does not intend to say anything lo his fexas friend about his loss, for fiar be might send another. Heavy Keoilers. True gluttony, like, "true charity, hath no locality, no provincial, no peculiar garb." From the period of the Roman empire down to the present day tbcie is a bright roll of magnincent or merely mighty feeders, a glance at which is not without interest, ll is not very easy 10 classify the gluttons of classical times, for between the man who merely leeus ana consumes an immense amount of proven der, and the man who squanders a large f jrtune on expensive meals thtre is or ma) be a vast difference. For instance, iteli us whom Mr. Silts Wegg very properly named Vittle us spent fa.OOO.Ooo month for seven months on his tab.e. When the numbei of couvives is consider ed, and the price of the dishes ton of rare fish and three and a half tons of rare birds at one banquet in days when fancieis Daid 1325 dollars for a red mullet aid f4 apiece for pigeons, the expenditure may not seem excessive. A man nrgm eat oi a 2d,000 dish of birds' tongues, and yet not be, in the strictest sensa ol the word, a glutton ; add nightingales' tongues, the brains of pheasants and peacock?, and the rocs of the rarest and most delicate fishes were not only favorite, but common dishes aincne the elite of impend Home, llelio cabal js is credi ed with spending $100, 000 at one supper, and Nero with eating a dish that coct S15J.000 and washea it down with a bumper still more costly, but this proves nothin, unless it be the sheer idiocy and wastefulness of the convives. A different aspect is touched upon when the cuestion is approached: How did they eat? And when it is slaUd that Veius increased the number of guests from nine to twenty, and made his supper coterminous with the dark ; that Nero sat at the table twelve hours, that Tiberius and Yiteli'us sat there all the time they were not in ueu, uuv- umiuuuiiu c his bath, and that Domilian carried around J a classical sandwich to stay bis hunger be-1 tween meals, it must be admitted that most of these noble diners were gl ittons. i, .... t i lUBALUUIliau, w UV IM w.j 1" " J v. I - . meat aud drank five gallons of wiue at a ' of that which is used here is previously repast could, at least, allege his size. Not 1 sent to European tanneries for the de so the average glutton not so, indeed, j s;r,i ti,i 0f preparation. It is returu the modern glutton. Thus, only a ' - ..wif,,! i;, ..t ; few months ago there died at Kingston, in this state. Mr. Alexander Urant, laminariy known as mo aviuuernooic j glutton," wh without any inconvenience," would devour twenty pounds of solids at a silting, washed down by not less thin a gallon of milk and coffee. We read th it "five pounds of beefsteak was regarded by him as but an appetizer, and uuless such side dishes as a half peck of potatoes. a whole boiled catibaire, a big pie and a complete pudding were provided also, he insisted that be had only lunched." Though he has left us, and his loss we deeply feel, we are not without some con solation in the fact that Niuire Carey, of Walkili, whom his admiring friend dub " the man wuh the rubber Elomach. A dispatch of recent date informs us that the 'Squire " swallowed a halt eaUon measure full of oysters and four large plates of crackers. He then offered to eaZ six quarts more of oysters it any one would pay for them, but bis tnV-r was not accepted ll is said that at oue silting Carey has eaten 400 clams, and at another a half barrel of shell oysters.' As compared with him may be cited Mr. Kom" Liw- son oi Alleusvilie, ixonn Carolina, who on election day lart year ate " one and a half quarters of mutton, eighteen bis cuits, oce pound candy, two half grown chickens, five herrings, one loaf ot corn biead and a piece of shoat supposed to weiiru about one pound, urank oue quart of water, and said he hadn't eaten half enough. He then offered to bet he could throw any man or lift more with a baud stick tban any man on the ground. In order to show his strength, be took a m m that weighed 200 pounds and carried him about over the gr unc in his teeth, lie then went up to another table and called for a 23 cent snack." Mr. Liwson has an honorable rival in Mr. J -snua Joyne?, gentleman weighing 2 0 pounds, aud own ing to bO summers, who last summer sat down to dinner at Ouancock, Acco.nac county, Virginia, and ate fifteen pounds of pork, twelve links of bologna sausage, souse from on: large hog, oue large gooe, one full grown chicken, one peck ot sweet potatoes, one dozen huge biscuits, osc largc niuice pic, and drank six cups of strong conee. Mr. Jiynes sat down to this repast at 1 'cloek, and a. 2 3 J he had disposed of every article named, picked ! the bones of the fowls, and taken a gliss j wager, ate four aud a half feet of blood pudding in twenty minutes, washing it i down with half a gallon of wine, thus j proving himsell worthy to sit down at tue i Gargautuan repasts in Fiji, at which, j according to Miss Gordon Cummin, one sees served twenty puddings, the largest being twenty feet in circumference. James 1. treated the question of glut tony from a highly practical standpoint. when, a distinguished citizen bavmg been presented to bun who ate a sheep at a meal, but could do no more than folks whj contented themselves with a solitary cutlet he desired the execution of tiie man as oue thai eats as much as twenty men, but can not do the work of one." What would be have done with Clouius Alpinus, who devoured a bushel of apples at once, and for a breakfast rendered account of 500 figs, 10") peaches, ten melons, twenty pouuus of grapes, 4'JO oyster;, and 100 gnat snappers f Ur with Phagon, that disUnuUhed subject ol Aureliauus, who managed at a single meal to eat a boar, a sheep aud a pig, with one hundred loaves of bread and three gallons of winef Hardicanute, James' prede cessor, earned honorably the title of S wines mouth. One Mallctt, a counse'or at law of the time of Charles.!, qute eclipsed Haydn or the queer customer of a Paris cafe meniioned iu a recent issue of the H 'or til, as on one occasion he ate a dinner provided in Westminster hall for thirty people, and his practice not proving equal to his desserts and the pre liminary course, had in bis old age to con tent himself with bauquets of beers heart and liver. Nicholas Wood, of Harris in in Kent was justly incluiled in Fuller's " Worthies," among his claims to fame being tie deglutition at one uteal of a whole sheep, at another 3oo pigeons, at another eighty-four rabbits, at a fourth the victuals provided for thirty men, at a fifth eighteen yards ot blood pudding, and at a sixth of a whole hog, accompanied with three pecks of Damson plums. Master Nicholas had on one occasion a very nurow escape According to Taylor, the water poet if he had not been scru pulously auoiuted with oil aud butter he would have surely died, but sir V ilham St. Ledger nursed him round and then put him in the stocks, "two loins of mutton and one loin of veal were but as three snrats to this eater." After all, he was perhaps outdoue by the distinguish ed boor who visited the camp of Charles Uustavtis, offering to eat a pig by way of paying bis footing and when deneral Konigsmark denounced him t a sorcerer. volunteered to eat the General would he but lay off his sword and spurs, opening so large a mouth that tho general, one ot the heroes of his time, took to his heels and ran. 11 rearltu.. Oue of the l9.d short descriptions of the Michigan fire comes iu a letter from a little girl to a New Haven lady who had sent her a winter coat The young correspondent writes: "The fire was terrible. It got dark at noon, and so hot that the window paues were as hot as lamp chimneys, and the wind wac so strong that it blew the building over forty acres. The fire sparks flew as big as fist, and so thick! thicker than snow flakes. It was hard to save the lives. There were two of our ne'ghbors who got bumt to a crisp on the road as they were escaping. The fire overtook them, each mother, with five children, and the father, was left. There was oue family of six children with their parents, and all iu a group. The whole number of lives lost was thirty-one in our 'own. It got so dark thai everybody was run ning, and they did cot know where to save their lives. Some had to tear their clothes from them to save their lives, for they were burning on them, and some children suffocated in their mothers' arms. One girl's c'othes caught fire on her, and she was burnt befere she could tear them off. She aiut well yet Next morning yom could see cattle, horses, hogs, sheep and human bodies all around lying burnt. This fire was a great deal worse than the Are in 1871, but I do not rmcml er that one." Fttihlon' Lne t'luaara. A writer from New York says although hardly to be reckoned scarce, the skin oi mo .-viiijiuior is stui expensive, .mien the different colors which may at the moment be fancied. As present mode j is considered particularly elegant as is also fawn; green and red likewise appear, although much less frequently tban the permanently favored tin and seal brown. A medium sized journeying bag of this material may be made here to be worth $S0 or $1,000. The cost is about the same as in the case of seal skin of cor responding quality aud style. Au imjiorted bag of the latter mater ials, however, has been in use here which tad cost its possessor 3,500, but belong ing to this were of course exquisite fit tings and mountings of gold. The bag of alligator skin, costing one third as much, is furnished with elegant silken liniai's and gilt mountings, and the bot tles for cologne, salts aud soap, the tooth aud nail-brush Wtles, flask, etc, are of cut glass finely patterned and covered with gold-plate tops. Work in silver, nickel, and fire-gilt, applied te the ma terial seems most harmoniously ground sel. This also takes the form of higher art; thus as a gift for a gentleman with a tte for aquatic sport a letter-book may have perhaps ou oue side au alto relieve group in silver representing oarsmen seated in a boat, or the design may be that of a single figure, with an oar car ried iu the hand. Purses of this skin are lined with plush, chaicois, seal or calfskin. The carcase is rendered yet more beautiful by jeweled mountings. Recently snakes and lizards have lieen furnishing some share of the material for what are considered the most elegant styles" of pocket-looks, portmounaies, gentlemen's match-safes, card-cases, side bags with girdles and fashionable trifles of rll kinds. Yet it is by rather slow degrees that the lKia-constrietor elegance has leeu winding itself into favor with us; in some of tlie turj-ieau cities it is reported as haviug become much more tlu, iIt.re iu tlie lnaunf act tiring SM" uiuauueu, yu isi South America, and resembling what one sce9 m tue British Museum. Its mark- mgs are.very lieantiful. with the gold touched stripe throngh the centre and the irregularly conjoined diamond and triangle shapes at either side. It is this natural design which is so much prized for objects like the side-bag or the jxK-k-et-look. Yet the material may have, perhaps, the fault of not wearing quite satisfactorily. The edges of the scales are apt to get mbled up the wrong way o as to cause very soon a seedy appear ance of the article. For the prevention of this roughening tendency gums are introduced, however, with more or less success iu the process of preparing the skin for manufacture. A Valley ( Roses. The maritime vale of Sauta Barbara, for sixty mib's facing the Pacific Ocean, is considered the nioht attractive in Cal ifornia. The soil is extra deep, dark al luvium. By the formation of the coast it is sheltered from the rude trade winds, elsewhere so unpleasant on our shores. San Francisco Itcinx in north latitude 7J deg. Santa Barbara is 31 J deg. north :i deg. southwardly. Here flourish in luxuriance the fig tree aud the olive, the prune and the almond, the orange and the lemon, the nectarine and the pomegranate. Here grows Alfalfa clov er, giving three cuttings a year aud pas ture through the winter. Here flowers bloom perennial. Here ouly is a para dise of roses and other fragraut flowers cultivated for commercial perfumery. Hure the We pastures all the year, the hivers gathers hoey every day and ab staining themselves they give to man nearly their whole jirodnction. Ouly in stress of stormy weather they draw upon their hoarded swteLs. Feathered soniTHters never misaate from this elysium. Mari's dwelling is enlivened by the chirp of birds and their music gives ierpetu:d cheer, nuchecked by win ter frosds. Happy, thrice blessed are they whose lot is ca-st where happiness is so lightly wooed and won! Here in mid December the company's rose gardens are a sight to charm the eye, when, day bydny, children gather eyer-blooming flowers for extraction of perfnme for the toilet. At Kezanlik, iu the foothilli of the Balkan range in Ronmelia, South Turkey, north latitude 421 deg., is a val lev devoted to rose culture exclusively for like purposes, bnt there the sale of nosecavs to many villages is extra pro ti table. There the hair and the clothes of all who work among the roses retain the perfume for a week ol absence from the valley. A Mild M later. Ihe Enzlish appear to having an un usually mild season. In some parts of the Isle of Wight fine raspberries have been gathered ia the open during December. strawberries are to be lound in compara tive abunJ uice, and at Shankha peas sr. to be seen in bloom and in pod. The va! leys ara full of spring flowers, including violets and primroses, and the summer flowers are still blooming, and to all appear ance will retain their verdure until the cornirg summer without undergoing the usual autumnal decay and stripping. Koses rare fuchsias, gcrauiums and other flowers are blooming in the open. The thrush has not yet ceaeed its song, and the other day a titlark s nest was taken on St. iSouiiace Down, with three newly laid esgs in it. Altogether the weather is most extraordi nary, even for the Isle of Wight where the winters are usually mild compared with other parts of England. Some pans of Kent present an unusually springlike ap pearance. 1 nmroses are in blooni, violets perfume the barks, and the song birds have not lost their summer notes. On Hayes Common the heather is in purple bloom; oi Keston Common the furzes are dotted with yellow blossoms and the coun try around assumes an aspect of spring rather than the proximity of Christmas. NEWS IN BRIEF Mr. Glad.-tone has returned to Hawarden. The British Museum was first insti tuted in 1753. Mme. Pompadour was the origina tor of high heels. The weight of an average male adult is 110 pounds. Ohio was admitted mt the United States Union ia 1802. Arabian scale armor was sometimes made of thin pistes of horn. The hnman skeleton consists of more than 200 distinct bones. Don Carlos, the pretender to the Spanish throne, is ill iu London. The average man measures almnt five feet three and one-half inches. Thirty-eight kinds of wild fowl were served at a gau dinner in Chicago. Pliny says that lour-wbeelej carri ages were invented by the Phrygians. The Egyptian physicians of old were paid by the State. Baron Steulien has named his in fant son, born recently "Blaine Steu ben." The focsil remains of a prehistoric man have been found at Caiabacel, near Nice. The tunnel betweeu Dover and Calais advances at the rate of a foot an hour. The Lyciaus considered mourning effeminate, and so put ou women's clothes. John Anderson, the man who first wrapped tobacco iu tin-foil, made $200,- 000 by it Bishop Elder, of Cincinnati, has is sued a circular agaiiit round dancing iu his Diocese. From the port of Santa Barbara, Cat, hundreds of tons of lima beaii-s are being shipped. The inventor of the submarine tele scope, a woman, has received $10,000 for her inventiou. The landing of the Pilgrim Fathers from the 'Mayflower" oceured Decem ber 20, 1C20. "Paradise Lost," the finest work of Milton's genius, was sold in 1(!C7 for the sum of 5. Ou -'Hospital Saturdav"uearlv 1000 Indies satin the London streets iu charge of the collecting I nixes. Prince I.eoiKild and the Princess Helena, of Waldi-ck, will be married at Wimlsor Castle in Match. Among Swedish Laplanders a drum is kept in every family for the purpose of exercising the evd spirits. Louis Napoleou usually styled Napoleon III., was choseu Presideut of the French Republic inl84S. Aim. Faure, the singer, and Coque- lin, the actor are to receive it is stated, the order of the Legion of Honor. The work of reclaiming the Kver- glades of Florida is being carried on with energy, aud with a nattering pros pect The form of hailstone is that of an inverted umbrella, tieing cone shaped and having ribbed sides and ronuded bane. The late census of Japan shows a total population of very nearly 3(,000, 000. The eventh and last crusade was ended in 1250 by the surrender of King Louis IX. of Frauee. with 30,000 men at Dumietta. Up to the of Henry III. only silver and brass were used for coinage, gold Wing first used in this country iu that kiug's reign. Beaufort County, S. C. this year. in addition to State Taxes, paid into tlm State Treasury as phosphate rovalty S10S,h49.50. The Empress of Austria has set a fashion, already largely followed in Europe, of wearing the hair flowing over the shoulders. Professer Schlager, of Vienna, is responsible for the statement that blue light has a quieting aud soothing iidlu- euce on the iu&ane. Pliny tells us that Disdains invent ed the saw. The earliest saw-mill of hieh we have mention was built at Madeira in 1420. At the first side this season in Nabd, Africa, of native-grown ostrich feathers, three pounds and niue ounces of lung white feathers bronght $100. The annual revenue to the United States from applcj:ick alone is in the neighborhood of soO.OOO, and aliont two-thirds of that is from Sussex Conn ty, N. J. Edward (tibliou, who wrote the "Decline aud Fall of the Ihimau Em pire, s rid by some caitics to lie the hnest history ever written, was liom in 1737. The total area of T.-i.essce is 2C,- 800,000 acres of which 10,771,3'JtJ are still covered with its orijnnid forests. The population is little over a milliou and a half. The (tosiiel of St Luke has lieen translated into Putagonian by the Rev. Theodore Bridges, who tailored among the natives of that country for twenty five years. After the war a colored man went from North Curolina to Boston and started iu trade as a tailor. Ha now gives employment to 100 person and ia worth 350.000. A Christum church has lieei built with stones from the ruins of a heathen temple by the converts connected with the Madura mission of the American Presbyterian Board The proprietors of a cotton factory in Darweu, England, were recently fined $157.37 for keeping their hands at work 12 minutes after the honr fixed for closing by the Factories Act At the riceut rite of conouization in Rome the silver trump. t which nsed to sound from the dome of St. Peter's as the I'ojie elevated the Host, were used for the first time since 1S70. Clier.g Tsao Jn., tlw new Chinese Minister, is reported to have been for ten years superintendent of the arsenal at Shaushui, Ue knows arms and ma chinery thorougldy. Jn a letter to the JUincet Dr. A. Pagsi records the following observation : He slates that in Paris be saw a case in which, under the inhalation cf chloroform, the heart ceased lo bt a', and artificial respira tion for ten minute-1 failed to restae cir culation, when Dr. Labis dipped a larze cloth in boiling water and applied it to the regi 'n of the heart, with the result of im mediately restoring the action of that organ. 1 .1' : is1 us ' i t i I i