tmmaaaitsmnsaaastt
TrUUofa Tlcke-Tteker.
To the average theatre goer wbo quietly
gets measured for a front aeat and compla
cently anticipates an evening's amusement
the few following facts may be forrad new
if not entertaining. Be that as it may they
are ca'led from actual experience and, as
our neighbor, Solomon Isaacs, would say,
"They are novelty got-ti my friend." But
look ! it is nearly time to open the doors.
Get the checks ready. Where is the
ticket box 1 Janitor, have you looked under
the seat.
"Yes, sir, and found two boys hiding
nil the doors opened. They Said they fell
asleep there in the afternoon."
"Well, already, open the doors. Ticket'!
Dout crowd so."
The first man presents pass. He has
help! I t juggle baggage.
"stand hack ! won't take a dead head
'icket t begin with ; that would be bad
luck. Yes, you may laugh, but it is an ill
omen. Well, all callings have their signs
and superstitions and even the theatrical
!rofe8Mon have theirs and why not?
Their Shakespeare's plays are full of them
ticket, sir I "
"Just want to look in for a second : I
am looking for Jim Jones; I just want to
take a peep and see if he's in there."
'No. sir ! can't go in."
'But I'll come ryht out."
"Oh, I've no dou'it. The last man that
told me that, did come right out wf en
ttie play was over. riUnd back, please.
Tickets!"
"I am the engineer at the Leather Steak
Hotel. Can't you pass me I "
"J why should we pass you I
"1 lend the lxulcr and heat the house.1'
"You do, eh ? do y.u know that we pay
fifty cents per day extra for tbe use of this
heat ? but go in and be be happy and try
and kicp the temperature in my toom just
a little warm. Tickets I"
"I drive a hack. I am waiting for
some folks I brought here. Can't I go in
side a little while ? I brought two ot your
ladies up from the depot to-day."
''You f you dil. aud you wanted to
charge them a dollar too much, aud you
insisted on bfly cents overpay. There is
the ticket box right there go and invest"
Exit hacktuan uititteriug vengeance on
showman-
"Say, unstcr, will you let the two ot us
in for a qiiaiter ? Dm s ail we's got"
Jo.sir! you've got more ;no:iey tnautbat
"Hope I may die if we have.'
"Well, you can't git iu."
Well, will ytr let us in for forty coots?'
Th .tight you had only a quarter?"
"Well, dis filler Le f jund tiltjen cents
in his pocket"
"!Jo in and keep quiet"
"Mister, give me a check to go out? "
"Xo; no chicks given till after t!ie
first art."
"But I want to go out"
"Well, go ; I'll remember you."
But look ! he i3 met by a committee of
ragged urchius outside. There is some
thing dark am portentious iu their looks.
ii3itn : --say, ouony, mil yer ei t a
check?" 'So; he wen't give any till af
ter de Erst act " "Say, tellers, dat's all
right ; alter Shorty goes in I'll wail a little
while aud go in wid a crowd and when he
asks me for my check I'll tell him dat he
sed he'd remember me. " This boy is the
leaner 01 me gtnir, necessarily so on ac
count of his cunning and audacity. He
goes he tur coeds. A second tries, but the
imposition tails and he is ejected in au un
comfortable way. iSow the failure and de
moralization of the sec .md boy is a blessing
in di.-iguise, for it makes him fearful of
ways that are crooked, while with the first
the success of his scheme lea. Is hiiu in'o a
path which ends in tbe Slate prisou or an
ign uiiuious death.
The first act is now finished. There is
a ruth for checks at the door. "Four
biers this way." But look! the small
boy is hatching a new conspii acy against
the doorkeeper, of course. A. gauir oi them
surround one of the:r number, wbo is the
proud possessor of a check. They talk in
a whisper They retire to the sidewalk.
There is some deep, designing plot on foot,
more potent than the first. By the l:ght of
a street lamp they examine the check. No
bank detector could look more searchiniilv.
"Say, Skinny, let's see all dera old tickets
you got de ones you hooked from de
bhow. The tickets are brought to li:ht
The colors careluily selected to uiaich the
genuine check as near as possible; a knife
shapes them to the desired size. To the
unaccustou.ed eye they are a fac simile.
Among the crowd that hurry tt the door
keeper, eager to regain their seats, the first
boy edges his way. He reaches the door,
quickly hands his chick, shoots like a bul
let and is lost in the crowd. He is f Circe
ly in when the fraud is discovered The
next boy tries the same game, but the door
keeper is on the alert. Exit small boy
mill his coa: -tail full of boots. J Poor boys,
a'.l hopo is gene. No; stop! There is
oue recourse lett the back door that leads
to the stage. ie. n Hartley Campbell's
company was in Eiuara recently, 1 hap
pened to be on tbe stage, and was stand
ing in the prompter's coruer. 1 thought
1 beard an unusual noise, of a crowd hurry
ing down the stair?. It appeared as
though the sounds came from under tbe
stage. 1 called the a t Ltion of one of the
stage carpeuttrs to it He Said the no se
did not proceed from under the siage but
from some of the members of the company
that were dressing up stairs. i turned up
the stage to attend to something On com
ing back again 1 met two boys. One was
couiforiVily seated by the stove, tbe other
looking tnrough the wings at tbe play.
"Boys, what are you doiug here?" "We
wora here." "What do you do ?" "We
help wid baggage." "You didn't with our
baggage. il did you get on the stageP
"Wc iiad a ticket "Jim, stiow liiese
boys out through the front door."
The ortb Pole.
Another xpeomou is geiting ready to
start ti oui Sau fiai Cisco. Itus oue has
aucpitd a iKtei pian. the party consists
ot i-igi.1 .-cii nunc men uudet c jwuiaiiu ot
L. Uieuau Kay ol ibe eiguili luiauiry. 'I'm
piau iu .ct.d p.idu-- ixplalued by Mr
luy is iu muii.r a vessel aud load 11 wuh
lio iuio siuies ot ifeel Mnd pioviaiuue,
aud piocc U uliccily lo Pol til Barrow.
LOiluWcst poiu. ul llie Alaskan CJast I hey
iO,.e o Ik lUaLlcd 10 make llie point Ihi
si as- u, aiiu i he Vitscl, alter leaving the
party ui ttluru id Sau Fraucisco. 1'liey
wid C-uiy with tiieui building material to
construct a suusuu.tiai House and observa
tory, aud will iiuuieuialcly ertct the iiiCcs
sary builuiugs, vslatiLsuiug a permanent
sigual station. The slep is part of the ex
tended expedition uudertakeu by Geo. Ua
Zeu, and tne operation will euitiraCe regu
larmelei tvto.cJ, uda', magnetic, asvouo
uucal aud auimal yboervauoua, aud ail tnose
Oifrcia-ive oirauous usual in Uuiic-i
15ia.ee bUt'tifio cxpedi.lons. Ii is undiT
Blo -d tuat uie Uui.ed Stale CJaet and
geodeiic survey will send a representative
with ilit. ixpediuou tor the purpose of
making peuUuluiu experiments at lias hih
altitude, i'oiut Barrow is inhabited ouly
by a small ooiony oi uative 'tquimaux,
but ihecouuuy aojacent offers a large sup
ply of game aud tuu. Lieutenant Kay, in
speaking of ibe expedition, says Uie main
object uuiing the urn season will be to
harden the men and accustom them to the
climate. Point Barrow will be the base
ot operations and explorations will be
can led ou by sea and land 10 discover the
North Pule. Hewiabeatodeiuonsiratethat
the only teasab.e way to reach the Pole is
by a plan of gradual approach and perma
nent stations. Members of the party will
each keep in addition to the regular official
record, diary of h s private expeitence,
and these diaries will be at the service of
tne government upon th ir return. They
will carefully collect specimens of the min
eral, vegetable and animal kingdoms for
preservation in the National Museum.
Photographs or sketches will be made of
unusual scenes and phenomena of remarka
ble natural characteristics of the country.
Supplies will be sent from below every
year, and those of the party who are de
sirous of returning will probably be recalled
in 1884 or 1885, their places to be filled by
thcrs.
'IS --Jt
Htnn-HHaT.
The Sentry of the World.
A fpecial correspondent says desiring to
get the opinion of that celebrated amateur
astronomer, Mr. Samuel Longhome Clemens
on tbe Dew comer, I visited bis bouse this
morning just before daybreak. Hispaaa
iionate fondness for observing celestial phe
nomena is Tell known. I was confident
that I should find him at bis telescope in
tbe turret that cape tbe northeast corner of
his extraordinary mansion. A few directed
pebbles brought him to the window.
"Hello!" raid be. "Come up but don't
wake the baby. Mind tbe sixth stair on
the second flight: it creak a hades of a
falsetto." So saying, he let down his door
key at the end ot a stnng.
When I reached the timet my friend was
no longer inside. He was sitting in an
open Seattle leading to the roof, smoking a
cigar. Wuh both hands be grasped a long
pole. When it grew light I perceived that
it was a boat-hook. His face had a haggard
look, and his long legs bung listlessly
through the tcuttleway "You look tired,
Mark" said L "Have you been at it all
night?"
"All night?" said he, with a groan that
consisted of a vowel and two consonant
sounds. "All night?" This makes the fourth
consecutive night that I haven't closed
half an eye. It's wearing on me. This
constant responsibility is undermismng my
constitution. ' My senses of duty is as strong
as the next man's but sometimes I feel like
letting ko my crip, even if tbe condemned
plauet slides into the revised version of
brimstone. All night? Oood alghtl borne
other night!"
There was a degree of exasperation in
bis tone which the circumstances did not
seem to warrant;"Well," said I, "there's
no occasion for anger. Nobody compels
you to sit up here in the malarious morning
atmosphere and early oew."
He looked for a lainute as if he was
erring to break out with a torrent ot obi ur
ea ion. Then he mastered bis wrath and
gazed down upon me with an expression of
melancholy pity.
'-The tail of that comet," said he, sadly
waving tbe end of his pole toward the nor
thern sky, "is, according tomy calculations,
a trifle over forty-two million miles long;
yet it wouldn't reach more than a quarter
way throueh the skulls of some people that
1 know. Tne reckless iguorance of man.
kind amazes m more and more the older I
grow. Wbydou'tl goto bed ? Yes
would be a perfectly easy and naturally
thinz to vo to bed, wouldn t it, now I Per
haps 1 had belter go to bed." And he
laughed derisively.
" What in the name of common sense are
you dri ring at Clemens ? " I demanded.
" Oh, nothing at all," be replied, with a
sardonic wave of his pole. "Nothing ex
cept that while the mad revelry of tbe world
goes on below, and the n.ulituue pursues
its wonted avocatio precisely as though a
universal calastroph3 was not imminent
one solitary watcher sits np here in his
loneiy tower, braving danger and incurring
great fatigue for tbe sake ot his infatuated
fellow beings. There have been examples
of such devotion to duty in history, but
they are rare, and it has always been left to
posterity to recognize them. At tbe present
moment I fill the post of lookout to the
planet, young man. xou will find set
down in the census the exact number of fel
low citizens whose existence depends upon
my vigilance. That's all I'm driving at I "
I saw now pretty well bow things were
with my friend. So, to humor him.
gravely remarked : " I always knew your
pliilantroty, Mark. Yet 1 must say that
this last undertaking surprises me."
He immediately became affable and even
confidential. ' There is a good deal of the
true Christian spirit of self-denial in it, isn't
there, now ? You see, they are all wrong
about the taiL I've ciphered on that tail
until 1 understand every inch of it It's
absurd to suppose that the tail isn't solid,
and pretty tough, to Doyou imagine that
this comet could go bulging through space
at the rate of two hundred miles a second
without knocking spots out of a tail that
was vapor ? Tie a fog bank on to the rear
end of the New York and Boston four
o'clock express, start her off even at forty
miles an hour, and see how long your fog
bank will travel in company with your
locomotive. Yet they ask us to swallow
this infernal nonsense about the cornel's
tail. My observations of this fellow, and
also of Coggla comet, seven years ago.
have convinced me that comet's tails are fas
tened on tight, and are of a fibrous and dura
ble nature, like Hartford beefsteak."
" And what do you propose to do with
your pole 11 asked.
"Great Ctesar 1 " he exclaimed. With
a tail forty-two million miles long, three
millions miles thick, and tough as whip
leather, whisking about in the waae of
that piratical craft every time she tacks
overhead, dont you see the necessity of
keeping cool-beaded and muscular man
on deck here to fend off, in case the cussed
thing whisks this way i "
A Glacier In Cotarado.
A gentleman, who has during the past
two years traversed tbe mountains in the
vicinity of Leadville, and penetrated al
mo(4 every cne of tbe secret recesses, aiys
there is within twenty-five miles of that
city one of the most interesting curiosities
of nature a veritable glacier, presenting
all the characteristics of the glacieis of
Switzerland, both in magnitude and mo
tion, its progress being gradu II y down the
gulch. The scene of this curiosity is lo
cated In the Slosquito range, about fifteen
miles north of the pass. Our lmformant
state that be first discovered it about
three years ago, while out on prospecting
tour. It was then nearly a mile In length.
and at tbe bottom of tbe gulch presented a
srer precipice of ice not less than 150
feet in heutth. Later in tbe season tbe
place was vi-ited again, when it was found
thit tbe ureal mass of ice bad melted until
a- in face it was not more than one hun
dred ftet high, the oss from the surface
reducing its length to about half a mile.
1 tin early in tbe following year, the
place was visited, and the glacier was
found to have regained in bulk, showing
tual the accumulation of ice and snow
d jriDg the winter was about oue third its
kpjks oulk. The rocks on the sides of this
immtnse mats of icr show tne marks of
attrition, proving beyond all controversy
that the glacier is in motion. Indeed, the
earth at the fjot of the glacier, heaved up
ia great masses, shows that it is gradually
uoving down mto the valley. Ourine the
summer a large stream of water flows
from the face of the icy cliff. Our imfor
mant is of tbe opinion that tbe glacier, as
it progresses out of the deep gorge in waich
u was formed will tlowly meli away, and
that it will not last n any years. Ii is out
of the way of ordinary travel, and ;he
ruue to tbe scene is exceedingly difficult,
so that it is not likely lo be visited exeept
by prospectors and hunters.
A Small Hole to Get Through.
The proprietor of a tan yard, adjacent to
a certain town id lrginia, concluded lo
build a stand for the purpose of vending
bis leather, buying raw hides and tbe like.
Debating what sort of sign It was best to
put up tor the purpose of attracting atten
tion, at last a happy idea struck him. He
bored an auger bole through the door post
and stuck a calf's tail into it. with the
busby end flaunting out. After awhile he
noticed a grave-looking personage standing
near the dour, with his spectacles, gazing
intently on the sign. And there he con
tinued to stand, gazing and gazing, until
the curiosity of the proprietor was greatly
excited in turn. He stepped out and cd
dressed tbe individual : "uood morning, "
said he. "Morning," said the other, with
out moving his eyes from the sign. "You
rwant to buy leather? " asked the store
keeper. "Nj." "Are you a farmer?"
"No." "Are you a merchant?" "No."
"Are you a lawyer?" "No." "Are you
a doctor?" "No." "Whoare you then?"
I'm a philosopher. I've been standing
here for an hour trying to see if I could as
certain how that calf got through the auger
hole. I cant make it out tojaave my life."
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AGRICULTURE.
Egos ts. Meat. Would it not be wise
to substitute more eggs for mest in our
daily diet ? About one-third of the weight
of an egg is solid nutriment. This is more
than can be said of meat. There are no
bones, no tough pieces that have to be laid
aside. A good egg is made np of ten parts
shell, eight parts while and thirty parts
yolk. The white of an egg contains sixty
six psr cent water, the yolk fifty-two per
cent Practically an egg is animal food, and
yet there is n ne of the disagreeable work
of the butcher necessary to obtain it The
vegetarians of England use eggs freely,
and many of these men are eighty and
ninety years old, and have been remark
ably free from illness. Eggs are best when
cooked four minutes. This takes away the
animal taste that is offensive to some, but
does not harden the white or yolk so as to
make them hard to digest An egg if cooked
very hard is difficult of digestion except by
those of stout stomachs; such eggs should
be eaten with bread and masticated very
finely. An egg spread on toast is food fit
for a king, if kings deserve any better food
than any body else, which is doubtful.
Fried eggs are less wholesome than boiled
ones. An egg droped into hot water is not
only clean and handsome, but a delicious
morseL Most people spoil the taste of their
eggs by adding pepper and salt A little
sweet butter is the best dressing. Eggs con
tain much phosphorus, which is supposed
to be useful to those who use their brains
much.
Pct Clover os tock Lasb. An Ohio
paper say that by clovering hundreds of
farms that were about worthless have been
rescued from dilapidation and ruin. It is
an accepted truism that as long as "clover
will catch," the farm can soon be restored
to paying fertility, and by a good rotation is
even getting more productive and profitable;
for after some years of such treat meet the
land will bear harder farming; that is, two
or three crops may succeed a good coat of
clover before lying down to clover again.
Rough new land should be subdued by
the use of new clover. Nothing so ef
fectually roots out stumps and kills weeds
and sprouts, aud prepairs the land for the
plow and good paying crops. Wild new
land should always have it sown on the
first grain crop down. It sa res a vast
amouut of labor, for in a few years it so
tames tbe ground and clears it of enemies
to the plow that it works like old ground,
and is good for full crops. One great error
is often fallen into, ajd that is following
the old tradition that a bushel of clover
seed will do for eight acres. That may have
been enough to cover land partially when
it wls new, but whoever aims at getting
up his land in a speedy and profitable way
should sow a bushel on four acres, so that
bis land may be thoroughly shaded.
voXTE8s of Broom Cobs. Broom
corn is likely at no distant day to revo
lutionize the breadstuff supply of the world.
A process has been discovered by which
the finest and most delicious flour can be
made from tbe seed to the extent of one-
half its weight, and leave the other half i
valuable food for making beef and milk.
Tbe average yield per acre is three hun
dred bushels, and in many instances five
hundred bushels, or thirty thousand pounds,
have been secured. Nor does it exhaust
the soil as Indian corn, from the fact that
it feeds from the deeper sod, and assimi
lates its food from a cruder state. It belong)
to the same genus as the sweet cane, coin
monly known as sorghum, which as an
article of food is growing rapidly in public
esteem, ard from the seed of which a most
nutritious flour can be obtained.
Wet Boots. We give the following
advice to farmers, wbo next to fishermen.
are apt to get their boots wet through:
When tbe boots are taken off, fill them
quite full with dry oats. This grain has a
great fondness for damp, and rapidly ab
sorbs the last vestige of it from the wet
leather. As it takes up the moisture it
swells; fills the boot like a tightly fitting
last, keeping its form and drying tbe leather
without hardening it In tbe morning shake
out the oats and hang them in a bag near
the gre to dry, ready for the next night.
draw on the boots and go happily about
the days work.
Takbisq ropes it has been shown, slight
ly diminishes their tenacity against a pull
.Dg strain, but a tarred rope maintains a
bigh average of tenacity much longer than
an untarred one, by reison of the protec
tion the tar affords against atmospheric
and other causes of deterioration. The
quantity of tar found most suitable is about
la per cent of tha weight of the rope.
Testiso Eoos. In testing eggs, the
fresher tbe egg tbe smaller the air cham
ber. This can be seen at the broad end of
the egg if it be held up against a strong
light in a dark room, stale eggs have a
mottled, greyish look about them. A new-
laid egg will always give a feeling of
warmth if the tongue is pressed to th
large end.
Chip Dizt. Many farmers do not know
that they have a mine of wealth a small
one in the very dcoryard. Chip-dirt is
the very best material to mix with the soil
in setting out your trees. It is full of the
elements of plant food and retains moisture.
If you are setting out a new orchard plow
up and utilize the sod from the old wood
pile.
When an orchard requires fertilizing, it
is best to do this all over tbe ground, and
not to rpply manure only near the trees.
This produces a large growth of roots close
to the trees, for roots grow where the soil
is richest. Orchards need lime and ashes
more than manure, and these soon pioduce
healthy, smooth bark.
Position and distance. That persons
having th usa of one ey e only can estimate
distance nearly as well as those having two
eyes, is a well known fact. Where a per
ton has lost the sight of one eye, tbe power
ot judging by the other has to be acquired.
Two tilings, says Professor Heluiholtz,
have here to be taken into account first,
the appearance of the objects in relation to
other objects ; and secondly, the parallax
of motion. The outlines of tbe more dis
tant objects are always covered by those of
the nearer ones where they cross, and
hence the d fficulty of recognizing that the
image projected by a convex lens or a con
cave minor is nearer to the observer than
the lens or the mirror. Further the ob
ject projecting a shadow on any surface
always lies before that surface. These wo
things make up the appearance of the ob
jects, and they are rarely overpowered by
others ; for example, Btereoscapic combina
tions, as is demonstrated by Dove s pceudo
scope, composed of two rectangular prisms.
and showing to each eye a reflected image
inverted from right to left The parallax
of motion ia seen as a shifting of the ob
ject, especially if it is near, and moving
the head from side to side, or up or down.
This element also overpowers the stero
scopic combination of the image of the two
eyes.
Careful observations have shown the
following to be about the average growth
in twelve years of several varieties of hard
wood when planted in groves and cultiva
ted : White maple becomes 1 foot in diame
ter and 30 feet high ; ash, leaf maple, or
uox elder, 1 foot in diameter and 2d feet
bigh ; white willow, 13 inches in diameter
and 40 feet high ; yellow willow, 18 inches
in diameter and 35 feet high ; lombardy
popular, 10 inches in diameter and 40 feet
high; blue and white ash, 10 Inches -in di
ameter and 25 feet high ; black walnut and
butternut, 10 inches in diameter and 20
feet high.
JSecent investigations nave shown the
incorrectness of the pretty stories of insect
eating plants which have so often been
given. Insects are often caught by the
sticky exudations of certain plants, or
otherwise, but lo evidence can be fooad to
show that the plants digest or eat the in
sects, and thrive by an admittance of such
i food, as has been to often asserted.
WlBmamWaWmM!
DOMESTIC.
WihHiNO Fluid. Sal-soda 1 Iu.; stone
lime. I lb.: water 5 ats..: bod a abort time-
stirring occasionally ; then let it settle and
pour off the clear fluid into a stone jug and
cork for use ; soak your white clothes over
night, in simple water ; wring out, ana
sobd wristbands, collars, and dirty or
stained places; have your boiler half filled
with water, and when at scalding beat, put
in one common tea cup of the fluid, stir and
put in tout clot' es. and boil for half an
hour; then rub lightly through one suds
only, rinsing well in tbe blueing water, as
usual, and all is complete. For each addi
tional boiler of clothes add half a cup of
tbe fluid only; of course boiling In the same
water through tbe same washing, it more
water is needed in tne boiler for the last
clothes, dip it from the sudsing tub. Soak
your woolen and calico in the suds from
which you have washed tbe white clothes,
whilst hanging them out, dipping in some
of the boiling water from the bailer, if ne
cessary ; then wash out the woolen and
calico as usual of course, washihg out
woolen goods before you do calico. The
fluid brightens instead ot fading the colors
in calico. This plan not only saves tbe two
rubbings which women give their clothes
before boiling, and more than half of the
soap does not injure the clothes, but saves
their wear in two rubbings before boiling,
and is a good article for removing grease
from floors, doors, and windows, and to
remove tar or grease from the hands, sc.
Tnixas Worth Ksowkq. That boiling
water will remove tea stains and many
fruit stains; pour the water through the
etain, snd thus prevent it from spreading
over the fabric That ripe tomatoes wi
remove ink and other stains from white
cloth; also from the hands. That s tea
spoonful of turpentine, boiled with white
clothes, will aid the whitening process.
That boiled starch is much improved by
the addition of a little spermaceti or a little
salt, or botlu or a little gum arable dis
solved. That beeswax and salt will make
flat-irons as clean and as smooth as gls
tie a lump of wax in a rag, and keep it tor
that purpose; when the irons are hot, rub
them with the wax rag, then scour with
paper or rag sprinkled with salt That
kerosene will soften boots or shoes whih
have been hardened by water, and render
them as pliable as when new. that kero
sene will make tin tea kettles as bright as
new ; saturate a woolen rag and rub aitb
it ; it will also remove stains from clean
varnished furniture.
Ibo5 for Flo wees. Any person who
cultivates only a few flowers in pots or on
grassy lawns, or on spacious parterres, may
readily satisfy himself of the exceedingly
useful parts the foregoing materials play in
the production of beautiful flowers. Even
white flowers or roses that have petals
nearly white, will be greatly improved in
brilliancy by providing iron, sand and tin
leached aches for the roots of growing
plants. Ferruginous material may be ap
plied to the soil where flowers are growing
or where they are to grow by procuring a
supply of oxide of iron in tbe form of the
dark colored scales that fall from tbe heated
bais of iron when the metal is hammered
by the blacksmiths. Iron turnings and
iron filings, which may be obtained tor
trifle at most machine shops, should be
worked into the soil near the flowers, and
in a few years it will be perceived that all
minute fragments bave b.en dissolved.
RrtECBABB Tart. Line a pie plate with
good paste and bake it with a filling of un
cooked rice or of linen rags. When done
remove the filling and put in the rhubarb
already ctcwed and sweetened and fla
vored with a little lemon juice and peek
Instead of putting on a whole top crust,
tv ist ome strips of the dough or paste and
lay three of them across tbe pile from edge
to edge at wide intervals. Then lay three
more strips over the first three so that they
cross them in a checkerboard pattern. Ar
range the oven s that the top and not the
nottom will bake. Brown the strips slightly
and quickly, serve with a pitcher
cream.
Mikbobs should never be hung where
the sun shines dircclly upon them. They
soon look misty, grow rough and granulated
and no longer give back a correct picture.
tbe amalgam, or union of tin fod wuh mer
cury, ' which is spread on glass to form a
looking-glass is easily ruined, by the direct
continued exposure to the solar rays. .
Old feather beds and pillows are greatly
improved by putting them on a clean grass
plot, during a heavy shower ; let the bed9
become thoroughly wetted, turning them
on both sides. .Let them be out until
thoroughly dry, then beat them with rods;
this will lighten the feathers aud make
them much more healthier to s'e p o?. it
removes dust and renovates the feathers.
To Stop Blkediso at Tint Nose. A
French surgeon says the simple elevation of
a person's arm will stop bleeding at the
nose. He explains the fact phvsio!ogicaly.
and declares it a positive remedy. It is cer
tainly early of trial Or, a strong solution
of al'im water, snuffed up the nostril, will
care in most cases, without anything
further.
When putting away the silver tsa or
coffee pot which is not used every day, lay
a little sties screes the top under the
cover. This wdl allow fresh air to get in.
and will pi 6 vent mustiness. It will then
be ready for use at any time, after having
nrst been thoroughly rinsed with boiling
water.
to x bevext CHOKCio.- ureas, an egg
into a cup and give it to the person chok
ing, to swallow. The white of the egg
seems lo catch around the obstacle and re
move it If one egg does not answer the
purpose try another. The white is all that
is necessarr.
To Remove Scbstasoes from the ye.-
Mate a loop of a bristle or horsehair, insert
ll under the lid, and then withdraw slowly
and carefully. This is said to be neverfail
lng. To Stop the Flow of Blood Bind the
cut with cobwebs and brown sugar, pressed
on like lint; or if vou cannot procure
these with the fine dutt of tea.
When wailncg fine laces do not use
starch at all ; in the last water in whiob
thev are unsed put a liitls fine white sugar,
dissolve it thoroughly, and tbe result will
be pleasing
The experiment of irrigating lands in
the neighbornwd of Paris with water from
the sewers is said to be working success
fully. Sterile tracts of land have been con
verted mto fertile plains, while no increase
of sickness among the inhabitants has fol
lowed, as waj apprehended.
A (Jennan naturalist has contrasted the
behavior of different animals toward steam
machinery. That proverbially stupid ani
mal, the ox, stands composedly on the rails
in front of a locc motive without having
any idea of tbe danger which threatens
him ; dogs run along the wheels of a de
parting railway train without suffering any
injury ; and birds seem to bave a peculiar
deligat in tbe steam engine. Larks often
build their nests and rear their young under
the switches of a railway over which heavy
trains are constantly rolling, and swallows
make their homes in engine bouses. A
pair of swallows have reared their young
for years in a mill where noisy 300 horse
power engine is working night and day,
and another pair have built the r nest in
the paddle-box of a steamer.
A French electrician, M. Ooriffe, has
investigated the peculiar sounds which in
terfere with messages sent on telephone
lines. He finds that the sounds are largely
due to the vibration of telephone wires by
the wind. The sounds are dMibUes8 often
produced by the inductive action of elec
tric currents passing over neighboring tele
graph wires, bnt this ia far from being tbe
only cause, as has been generally believed.
A Terrible Tin Case.
The natives generally of Wilcox, Penn
sylvania, are nnfamiiiu with the nature of
a torpedo, and recen'Jy when it was ru
mored that one of those explodents was to
be fired in the Wilcox Oil Company's well
the advent of mtro-glycerine into the town
was looked forward to with great curiosity
and trepidation. The people were familiar
in a measure with accounts of horrible
casualties resulting from the use of the in
fernal compound in the oil regions, and
certain of the border spirits were deter
mined that nothing of the kind should
haf pen in their town if they could prevent
it It so happened that party of survey
ors were working in the vicinity and tbey
carried their maps in a cylinderical tin
case. When at dinner they left this case
at the office of Moses Scbultz. It required
no effort of the imagination on the part of
the uninitiated to Invest this harmless map
holder with all the dreaded properties of a
torpedo, and people stood aghast at the
thought of having such a thing in the'ir
rery midst. An informal council of war
was held and it was determined this mons
ter should be removed at all hazards.
Like the timid mice who proposed te "bell
the cat," they were unable to suggest a
committee of one who should remedy tbe
evil. Finally a modest hero, by the name
of Philips, came to the front and volun
teered to remove the " torpedo " to a safe
distance. To the mingled awe and admi
ration of the throng be entered the deserted
office, carefully raised tbe can and holding
it horizontally with both hands walked out
with gingerly steps, followed at a respec
table distance by citizens generally. Ar
riving at a field some distance away, be
laid the case on tbe ground, and, with
great precautions, it was ploughed under.
The amazement and indignation of the
surveyors when they returned from dinner
and learned of the remarkable interment
of their harmless package of maps were
only equaled by the ecstacy of the towns
people when the so-called torpedo had
been effectually planted.
I St. LouU Even ng Chronicle. 1
I'eople In Gla Houses, etc
While it may be proper that those "liv
Ing in glass houses should never throw
stones," we think it is eminently proper
that those working iu glass houses should
say a "good word" for anything of benefit
to themselves. In this connection, Mr.
Isaac Correy, Manager Salem, N. J., Glass
Works, remarks : I am pleased to say that
I have used the the Great Remedy, St,
Jacob's Oil, for Rheumatism with excellent
results ; oilier members of my family have
also been greatly benefited by its use.
" I say, when does this tram leave !"
What are you asking me for ? Go to the
conductor ; I'm the engineer." "I know
you're the engineer; but you might give a
man a civil answer." "Yen but I'm no
civil engineer."
ir u.l lu .i ' nu.ei J
A liuilder's Testimony.
Clias. o. Sir.-kbu !, Eyj , of 9 Boylston
Place, Bostop, 518., after reUtiujr bis
surprising recovery from rheumatism by
St Jacobs Oil, ays: I cannot find words
to convey my praise and gratitude to the
ducoverer of this liniment
A man who was fishing lor trout in tbe
Tionesta years ago, so the story runs.
caught his hook on a bag of gold and
brought it safely to shore. As he looked
at the gold he said : ''Just my luck; never
could catch any fisb."
Take away women, and what wo'd fol
low r Tbe men.
Vegciino
KIIKY OMILAI.Ty.
DISEASE OF THE K1DSEYS.
Ttar symptom of an aentc attack nf inflamma
tion of tne M.iuf va are m l.li.iw: f ever, pain in
the small of tlie hark, ami theuce ghuotiiig- down
ward ; numlmeM of. Uie thiKh, vomiting, uaaallj
at Orat a tleep red oolor of llie urine, which be
comes psie ami colorless as me disease increases,
and is dlM-hargeil very oitrn with pun and difB
cnltr; cotiveness, and s.nne detrree of colic. In
chronic diseases of the kuluevs I lie symptoms are
Fain In the back ami limiM, dryness of the skin,
reqnent urinations (et)iecially at night), general
dropsy, headache, dizziness of siirht, indigestion,
and palpitation of the heart, gradual loss of
strength, paleness and putnuess ol the face, cough
and shortness of breat h.
In diseases of tbe kidneys the Vf-oettm gives
Immediate relief. It has never failed to cure when
It ia taken remilarlv Su.l directions followed. In
many cases It may take several bottles, especially
cases of long staudiug. It acts directly upon the
secretions, cleansing and strengthening, removing
all obstruction and impurnies. a great many
can testify to cases of loug standing having been
perfectly cured by the V iwktin a, even after trying
many or tne Known reineuies wnica are saiu u am
expressly for tills disease.
Kidney Com plain (8.
Cincinnati, O., March, 18, 18T7.
TT. R Strvkss:
Dear Sir : I have used yonr Vkietisb for some
time, andean truthfully say It has been a great
beneut to me; and to those snOering from dis
eases of the Kidneys, I cheerruiiy recommend it.
Kepeciiunr, o. u. . un
attested to by K. B. Ashneid, Druggist,
Cor. Eiulul and Ceutral Avenue.
Cincinnati, O., April 19, 1877.
Ms. H. B. Stsvbss :
j have suffered several years wun tne hiann
Complaint, and was Induced to try Veubtinb. I
have taken several bottles of your preparation.
and I am convinced it Is a valuable remedy. It
has done me more good than any other medicine.
I can heartily recommend it to all suffering from
Aiaiey cotupuimrt.
Yonrs Kesriectfullv. J. & McMILLEN.
First Book-keeper for Newhall, Gale A to-. Flour
Merchant, No. 84 West Front St., Cincinnati, O.
Vbobtinb has restored thousands to health who
Bad been long and paint ul suaerers.
V eg c tine.
Prepared by
Hi H. STEVENS, Boston, Mass.
Vegttine U SJd by All Druggists.
3I
IS1 LTDI1 L PlHma, DF 173. IASS,
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8
VZSETABLS COMPOUND.
Is a PosWre Cnrw
Ssrall lam PaUrkl CassJalsta aaa TiiIimii
hmmm Ii arhrt fiMalt pipalallsa
win ear nUrdr ttw wont formot fiwill Ot
planrta, an mrtoa Woabtoa, DiSasamiba aad Ctara.
. lunaa; aad Msplaeaaaaata, aadtaa) nwini
poul Waakasas, aaa Is saiOealartr ilsa tas
Caanca at Ufa.
It win alavrfva aad opal toon tnm Baa ttrnm m
aw aartf tcf smtopsMB. Tba ttadaarr
kaaaorathmki chacksa rtrrvrntajby rata.
B zcwtovaa fsintniaa, flatulBaey, dmujiall arnvtoe
aratuaalaata. aad iUm waakacas nfTtml iwnk
M eans Btaatmc, Baadachaa, Kn ium Plwatimtloa,
esacral TMaXtr.
Thai taaur-B ot aamf Oowa.
aad arn ha, Is alrrara pwwianently eaiad bras aaa
Itwinatantbaaaaad aalarallelmniaCaaeaaata
.aumonj with tha laws that rovers laa faaaala ayatasm.
Forth amraof KlAnrj Ooaii latnta f atUiar aax thai
riiwiuwaiiMl la muni
LTCIA B. riXKHASI-a VEGETABLE -roODIa
prepad at Bs aad S3 Waatara t aaai.
r,raa,aaa rXeaBL SH la Kin for $3. aaatbrsaafl
aataatarat ot pilla, aaw la tha form i Miinai.a. ia
neatpt of prloa, ft parka forettbar. Hia-Ptakaaa
fraatyanaawialliattaraof laqalry. Saad for
Utta
afaadfr aaawlc aa
UVXS. FILLS. Thtr
aad mtuMllj r tk kraar.
aVaT-aaa
Bas aTlarl aTesf iRfsaaai BM BP1 asma aTBWBai'i IM Bfj IBTI ml W M
atara. Jhattsa IMS W.
wlthaatLTDU. DtXBaaf
aara saasBtpattoa, ansnataaa
HUMOROUS.
Thkri was social gathering at a fash
ionable residence on Austin avenue. They
were tailing about Carlyle and other great
men. One gentleman remarked that Car
lyle had done a great deal to influence hi
age.
"Did he dye his hair?" asked Otis De
Smith who was present
"Why do you ask."
"WeU, that's the way some of the old
men in Austin influence their age," res
ponded the unsuspecting Gus, wbo didn't
mean anything. Three elderly gentlemen
got np to leave, and did leave, notwith
standing 6us explained that present com
pany was excepted, and that he never sus
pected them of influencing their age.
The gentleman wbo is taking the school
census called at house on Austin avenue,
and was met at tbe door by tbe laiy of the
house, who asked him what he wanted.
He said he was going around taking the
school census. "What 'a that I Some book
you want to sell I" she asked. " I am as
certaining the number of children old
enough to go to school that people have,"
replied the man with the book and pencil.
Well, you want to go away right off.
Vou are thumping the wrong watermelon.
You are whistling after the wrong dog, you
be. We don't belong to the people nt all.
We belong to the upper class. My husbaud
is an office holder " lie went
So Hospital Needed.
Mo palatial hospital needed for Hop Bit
ten patients, nor large salaried talented
puffers to tell what Hop Bitters will do cr
cure, as they tell their own story by their
certain and absolute cures at borne.
'Doctor, what can I do to git rid of
my biliousness?"" sked- an inebriate of a
plain-spoken doctor.
"Quit drinking beer and whisky. "
"But if I quit I'll collapse right off,
won't I V
"Certainly."
"It dont seem to me that it makes much
difference, then. If 1 keep on IU be bil
ious as long as I live, and if I quit I'll be
bilious until I die. If that isn't a bilious
outlook, 1'U give it up."
As Auttin m&ii -srho has an oi chard, re
cently brought a large bjtket of plums to
town and dUtributed them among his
friends. A gentleman who tried one and
bad his mouth puckered up inconsequence
of their sourness said : "'If you keep on
giving everybody those 8 Mir plums yon
will not have a friend left." "Thai's
where you are fooling yourself. Those
plums are drawing my friends closer
together than ever."
Safe axd Reliable. There Is no dis
ease of the human system for which tha
ViaiTBi cannot be used with perfect
afety, as it does not contain any metallic
compound.
Kecestlt a c.ergyman was rescued Irom
a watery grave by a boatman. After haul
mg him ashore his rescuer Beverly re
proached him for not making some effort
to save himself.
"I put my trust in the Loni," piously ex.
plained the humid evangelist.
"Well, I didn't," returned the boatma",
"for the Lord evidently intended to dr wn
you."
Rev. Dr. Howard Crosby says that the
old version of the New Testament has some
"little insidious absoiescences, running
all through it. We had noticed them, but
said nothing about it, taking it for granted
that the revisers would see them and masn
them on their theological thumb nails.
The kitchen girl now has an opportunity
to capture an ice man. As he gently tucks
a fifty-pound cake of ice into the refrigera
tor she well knows bis weak points and
accidentaly puts within his reach various
chunks of cold meat and other delicacies.
A great deal of martial happiness has bad
its origin in more bumble facts than these.
Cabbolctk, a deodorized extract of petro
leum, cures Daianesa. This is a positive
fact, attested by thousands. No other hair
preparation in the world will really do this.
Besides, as now improved it is a delightful
dressing.
A pbiavuek not far from Boston found
himself at one time in a sad dilemma. He
stopped in his sermon and said : "'If i
fpeak softly those of you who are in the
real c in not Leu me; if I speak loud I
shall certainly wake up those whoare close
to me."
Tui world didn't come to an end, but
during tbe pa-1 three weeks no less than
two hundred and eighty-three of our ex
changes tave Cilleil Wil.iun Penn's g.avc
a "Penn t older." Is this write t
" Prr a beggar on horseback, and he
will ride to the tleviL" Not much he won'l.
He'll sell the animal for five dollars,
firs if he can. If be Cin't, be will throw
off four dollars and fiftv cents.
Tbgsk weaknesses so commou to our
best female population can be speedily
cured by Lydia . Pinkham'a Vegetable
Compound.
A Yurso lady will sit in the dark with a
great big man beside her for hours at a
t uie ; but you couldn't get her to stick her
nose in the cellar-way after six o'clock for
love, or money.
A new look is called "Our S-1." It is
lo', as might be inferred, a work on hatch
ing chickens. It is a novel.
Thet entered an Albany restaurant arm
inarm. ' Bring me a porter-house steak!"
demanoed Roecoe. "Meat two," piped
little Tommy Piatt
Ms. Dukes, of Colfax, Indiana, had
running sore on her ankle for two years.
"liindsey's Blojd Searcher" cured it.
Oke way to rxake money is to take a
half-pound trout, fill it up with shot and
then go and bet it weighs a pound and a
half.
" Tia hard to part from those we love"
and sometimes it is even more di fficult to
get avray from those we don't love.
If 'the proof of the pudding is in the
eatipg," where shall we look for the proof
of a printer's pi ?
Is is simply marvel yua how quickly con
st ipai ion, biliousness, sick headache, fever
and aue, and malaria, are cured by "Sel
lers' Ldver mis."
The favorite money with the voting
ladies seems to be matr.-jiony; with plenty
of tbe other Vi id ifter that gives out.
Stbawrekbt shortcake is so railed be
cause it is short of strawberries.
A BLACKKMITIf ia atwava nn a . tri' .
when be is not blowing.
film aaa r oaqaitoa
15c box 4 Rnn -h f n T?." t,An..
fiee from fliea bad-knTa. marhaa r.!.
Mnaaiw a i:a m v if.i,.i i...
Buiid.ng. T. niu and Chaii.ui ,m a, a ve on
band a superb Mock o. ri-.ia Hue qu.lnv oia
moD. s. tallica uuer offer ai u. nrt:.. . -
.tones oi Uie ant qual.iy, p nect aliae Lu colo
av-d. abape, can be aota tut.
Katore'a SinlcsB-VTay.
Thai 1 frxtatran acn 1 . .' - a a
Oflt iKjb rta.ll SB a-. 1 ah. al . .
bodies, if they do not work proparly the
i iranKl ia fl -k. ,ri L i .
w. Aan aa wist Ud
aa soon as yon see sLns of disorder set a
package of Kidney-Wort and take it faithfully
It will oleart the aloiee-wav of sand, navel or
alime and purify tbe whole svstera. Oroggists
eeil it, boUi in liqni and dry, aud. It i efficient
t TaTi
aammaBsammmVai
aaaU
There is in the office of the Supreme Court
Judges at Tallahassee, an ancient arm
chair of queer shape, the bi&tory of which
the Floridian furnishes as follows:
1. ajj kolnnnin.T t1 allll VLViA IU the
irixiutiij wiwujiuft .
parlors of one of toegorgeou palaces of
Lou's A 1 ot r ranee, wnose cmureu -
Fleur de Lis, is carved in several places
:. : .a r.KMUnlo.1 . B BOUVeEU. bV
the Fir Xapoleon to Prince Achill Murat.
son of Japoleon s -.avorue ueiu u"'
..... .fi..ivi Kino- of NsDles. and
by the Prince and his American Bride
brought across the water, i ne i-nnraa
it together with a
IU daVa hi J."" --w ' r
wonderfully beauttfiU a"d antique table, to
her nearest neighbor ami menu, airs, oio
hain, the wife of our present Governor. A
year or more ago, wnen euoru were mrmB
mB.i. tr inrra3A f hi hnildinir fund of St.
John's Church in this city, Mrs. Bloxham
...iicIt'. the rhair and table to be
exhibited at tbe State Fair at Jacksonville,
and sold for the benen; ot tne iuno, pro
vided ihey should not bring less than
$25 each. Judge J. D. Weslcott, Jr.,
having 'earned these facta, proposeo that
;r t,M Ri.ix'ium soul.l nmmiae to keeD
tbe table in the city so that the two ancient
relics might remain among us lorcver, tnai
wru.tji nurvhAo th hair ft.r the sum
asked for both, which was readily agreed to
and Judge Westcolt Became ils owner.
A Great Enterprise.
The Hop Bitters Manufacturing Com
puny is one of Rochester's greatest business
enterprises. Their Hop Bitiers have
reached a sale beyond all precedent, having
from their intrinsic value found heir way
into almost every household in the laud.
Graphic.
Tub Whitehall Times accuses Host on cf
spelling beans with a capital B.
It does not follow that a young lady is a
fine performer upon the piano because she
plays in a beau'.iful manor.
We are not thoroughly posted on the
human anatomy, but it strikes us that some
people must have their fibula? in their
tongues.
As m Cure for Piles
Kidney-Wort acta first by overcoming ia the
niildeat manner all tendency to constipation ;
then, by lta great tomo and invigorating pro
perties, it restores to health the debilitated
and weakened parts. We have hundreds of
certified cures, where all else had failed. Use
it and taller no longer. Etctumq
v en the wisest Is sometimes a fooL For
example, the philosopher who wore hi3
spectacles when asleep that be might recog
nize tne friends be might see in nis a reams.
THE GREAT CURE
" roa
RHEUMATISM
gaBBpBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBaBaaaBaaaaaB
as it la for aU diseases of tha KIDNEYS,
LIVER AND BOWELS.
It deanaaa tha aystem of the acrid poison
that eanaea the diaadfui eaffannaT whioh
only tha rictima of Bhenjaatiam eaa raslim
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of the wont forma of this terrible disease
have bean qulcaly relieved. In a abort time
PERFECTLY CURED.
kaaaaa waaarralaufraa,and aa
ale In every part of the Coantrr. In hns
drads ofeaaaa It haa eared where all else had
railed. It la mild, bnt efficient. CERTAIN
IN 1TB ACTION, but harmlaa inaU tana.
rW't aieaaaea, Streawlkeaa aaS ctveaNew
Lira to all the important organs of the body.
The natural aeUon of the Kidneya ia restored.
The Liver ia cleansed of all dieaeae, and tbe
Bowela move freely aad healthfully. lathis
way tha worst dianaars are eradicated from
tbeaystem.
Aa it haa been proved oy thousands toss
ia tbe moat eflaetual remedy for eleanainc she
eystem of all morbid eeeretkma, ItabooJdbe
need in every household aa e
SPRING MEDICINE.
Arrays eurea BILIOD3NESS. CONSTIPA
TION. PH. S and all TEXAXJE Diseases,
Is pot op la 3ry Testable Farm, to tin cans,
one packace r f which masea Sooarts BMdicine,
also in 1.1a ii M Fares, very Ceeeeatratedfor
the eoaenjrace ol taoaa wnoeaaaot readily pre
pare It. Jtacutttth tonal pwaei.fAr7orm,
get rrorTocrt Dr.rGcisr. price, si.ee
WELLS. K1CIUUDSOS A Co.. Proa's.
(Win seed the dry now-nai"!. Bt Bl.rvcTOS. VT.
Feeble end Sickly Persons
Recover their vita!itv by pursuing; a course of
HfMeiier's stomach Hitters, the moat nonutar in-
vi;fnint and alterative medicine in use. iieneral
leiMU'.y, lever and atne, dyspepsia, const i nation.
rneuiiiatisin, and oilier rual.ulies are completely
removed ly It. A tb.we who have used it what
it has done for thein.
i or sale tij all limggista and dealers generally.
arrxt and Brat a r trine ever Maae-
Aeumbioatka of Mods. Biu.h. saon.
drakteaui Dandelion, ttb.aiitiwboaaiki
most c It urativfc i.t-utwrtiea of all other Bitters,
auHiiniminiaiooa furifier. Liver
Reg; u la tor, and Isfe aad li.-aiut 1
aaeat on l3BaBBaBnaaaaana'
Hodlafasei
Bt iters are
l an poaetbrr lone; erfrt where Hop
keuov
9 vara-u awl perfect are tbair
OlNi
Tfc7iTMw
To all whose
tniviitotisistdialhira.
ufJoyaieatseaaaa lrrerabvi
, nnnary oreans, or wbo ra
tyoftbebowelaor'
quire aa Appetiser
. Tonic aAdaiildStinMilant.
u..pOt tiers are;
aumrVaable,fitriout irrtOB-
catine
Jto roaitcr what yonr fea-eHnm ar rymetoma
are what the dnaaae or ail wnetit IsaaeBopblt-
tntiwiijaatsra an out if you
auj twt uta or miserable.
Itssayaaaayaarlire.UhasVavad hundreds.
f SOOwinbapaidforaealss they ni M
eureorbelp. Do ar utrer'let yoor friende
auirsrjaitassaadaree themVtoue HOB at
Bemcmber, Bop Bitters ts acV vue, ctmnMl
dronkea autftrum, bat the frestbw a d Best
aoaKine ertr made ; toe IBVaUBa
ana aura sna bo peraua or
anouia be vunoui them.
p.l.C.l.aaaValam1lriwslstihleenrel
rrurjr.ann3,oorori;iun, UAmmy aadl
forCirralar. lap Blllai i nff. Ca
HrWeT sn T rmt
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A. VOGELER & CO.
Baltimore, M,t.. V. S. A.
CLAHFu NEW METHOD
FOR HEED ORGANSt
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raiureuM-iit of .1 lt-vl Oivau 1 .i-tic acjouut for tils
favor in which it la t-iL Price, Alaa
IN PRESS AND NEARLY KK.VDY:
A Scie Book for Choirs.
A New Book for Singing &-hoo!t,
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Book of Trio for FnnaU
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YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY
PURiiP
rnlhftfMlfOT with Copper, Porvlatmor Trmm
Llnlnc. Each one suniletl w.tb my uaiti u
UHnuiiu-turer ttwamnted in material anl con
Knuurtn. Kor Male by the best houses lo the
triule. If jriMi do not know when; to fet thu
pump, write lo mc as below, and 1 will semi
name of agent m-ureAi you, who will supply you
SX my lowest ri -es.
CHAD. 6. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer,
Yiket St. Ph.ladelpliiA, Pa,
AlalEJIW Brmtlw PoJ erw It Trow T
luttly mum U ui O-'H-reH W Urgent, $l
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Philadelphia, Pa.
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GEJfTV UTTLIBII S.HOE RET A 1 1. KB
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post-paid, to any atblreaa. a pair of nne calf snoal say
" euber Button. Laos or Conarew. Wnrth at rtuil
liooeaa. Semi to H. WHITINli.
104 Dnane Street. Sew York CKT-
isrfh. Mma). Paalilra Kensedy for Cat
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