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I
tktoon SlidVruack has a pious aversion
to cards, which he looks upon as free passes
lo whatever place may be substituted for
the old-fashioned brimstone factory. But
he likes to play 'author,' and indulges In
that unM dissipation in the bosom of his
family, when he can't find a good excuse
for remaining down town. Important
matters connected with the church, and
the great scheme of salvation ofien coin
pel hiui to stay out late m consultation
with o;hi r deacons, and upon these occa
sions the spiritual conditloa of the benight
ed hoaUien is discussed m the back room
of Deacon iWruder's grocery. James
flowers, a worldly youns; man, but a very
ent'-rUiiuiiig and lively companion, takes
pari'' iu these discussions once in a while,
and, it iiiuat be confessed, sometimes leads
the two woilhy deacons away from the
sui jerl an.l the strict path of rectitude;
but as Mr. iJ.wers is a diftcreet young man,
the little slips never leak o;iL That is,
they didu"t leak out until James inveiirled
them tuio l!ie sinful game of whisky p iker
uuUer false pretences. James read in the
palter that an Klmira man had devised a
game of whi-Jvy poker to be played with
the truly pxxl and harmless author's cards ;
so he purchased a pack and took them along
to the next conference on the propagation
f the true faith among tne Esquimaux,
held in IVacon Magruder's back room on
rvttuiday evening. Deacon Sliderback and
lXacou .Magruder held an argument about
the amount of saving grace an Esquimaux
rouid atisorb, which was interrupted by
James JJowers making some flippant re
mark alxjut bear's grease, and suggesting a
game of authors. '1 he two deacons readily
assented, and after playing awhile James
voted the uame dull, ana unfolded some
ide s al "Hi making it more interesting.
He kuew the deacons were wholly ignorant
of the national game of draw, and he ex
plained to them the relative value of pairs,
two pairs, and so on. The deacons seemed
to catch on very readily, and agreed to
play for the cider to make the game inter
esting. James dealt the hands, and ex
plained that the five cards turned down on
the table constituted the widow " hand,
and that the man holding the age had the
privilege of exchanging his hand for the
"widow," or knocking and passing the
privilege to the next. Deacon Sliderback
held the age, and being known in the com
munity as the friend jf the widows and
fatherless, he sustained ids reputation
by picking up the " widow." Deacon
Magruder diew Evangeline" to till from
the hand that Deacon Sliderback discarded,
and laid down the ' Marble Faun," which
was snapped up by 15oers to pair with
'The lluuse of Seven Gables." They
drew aiound twice, when Deacon Slider
back knocked and they all stood their
ham Is and showed down. Deacon Magru- i
der heli a Longfellow full on Dickens, j
IX-ue.in Sliderback exhibited two pairs
Cooper up, and James had three Haw
thorns, giving I feicou Sliderback a point
for the lowest hauil. The game went
along all light until e c'j of the Deacons
had four points ami James only two, it be
ing agreed that the man getting five points
first would be stuck for the drinks. It was
Deacon Slidt rbacks deal, and he passed
the pack to James, who cut the "Stones of
Venice" for the IkiUoiu card, taking a sly
glance at it as lie did to. The deacon
tossed around the cards, and Deacon Ma
gruder stood pat a:d knocked, while James
picked up the " widow" and threw down
his hand, one of his cards being '"Seven
Lumps of Architecture,'" which Deacon
Sliderback eagerly picked up.
'"What have you got?" said Deacon
Magruder to Mr. flowers.
"Two small pairs. 'Thackeray and
George Eliot,' " replied James, showing
down ' l'endeuis," " Vanity Fair," " Dan
iel Deronda," and " Ilomola."
"I've got a Hugo straight," remarked
Deacon Magruder, laying down " Lea Mis
erables," "L'llouime Qui Hit," 'Ninety
Three," " Toilers of the Sea," and "Na
poleon the Little," and 1 guess that's the
boss hand out."
Hold on," chipped in Deacon Slider
back, " 1 can beat that. Vou say its a
straight, don't you ? "
" acs, that's what 1 call it. What have
you got ?''
" Well, Ie got a Kuskin flush," re
marked Deacon Sliderback exullingly,
sh-.iwing down ' Modern i'aiuters." "Dcu
calion," "Crown of Wild Olives." '-Seven
Ijinips of Architecture," and "Stones of
Venice'
"No you don't I" said Deacon Magru
der; ' that's no lielter hand Uian my Hu
go str.-iiguu"
Hugo to thunder !" responded Slider
hack, Kcltmg excited ; I claim a flush, and
that be-its any straight in the deck. Any
fool knows thai."
" D m't call me a to. I, Deacon S!ider
back; I've played poker as much as you
have, and I say jour hand is only a
straight."
" 1 say it s a flush."
"All light, then, mine's a flush, aud it
beats vours, b cause it is pit and you
filled."
I wasn't poing to ray auj thing Deacon
Magruder, nlout that card you dropped
under the table, but when a u:emberof the
chuich sloops to such a thing to get out of
setting up his three glasses of cider iu his
own store, it is time be was shown up. I
won't mention it outside this time, though,
if you give iu lieaten."
" Do J ou mean to accuse me of cheat
ing. Deacon Sliderback I" said Magruder,
iu a tone of suppressed emotion.
' 1 hat's abcu' the size of it, I am pained
to say, sir, and it gneves me that a pro-fi-ssor
of religion should "
"O, you dry up, you old fraud." yelled
Miurruder. " Didn't 1 see you deal the
' Stones of Venice' to yourself off the bot
tom of the pack, and never say anything
alxmt it f
"You're a liari"
" You're another, you dumfoiiuded old
mu'.ligaloot.."
Then they clinched and fought all over
the store, tipped over a gallon of molasses
and rolled in it, aud then wallowed around
in the contents of an upset flour barrel, aud
when the neighbors came in, Deacon Mi
gruder was sitting on the floor with his
back against a potato sack. Deacon Sli
derback was doubled up in a bushel basket,
with his arms hanging outside, and his legs
pointing up toward the salt codfish hang
ing from the rafters, and both were glariug
savagely, and pulling hard for wind, while
James Bowers, Esq., was lying on the
counter, choking with laughter, after haV'
ing gatlu red up the author's cards and scat
tered a genuine poker (leek over me noor,
The deacons have been trying to explain
but the circumstantial evidence is likely
to floor them and cause quite a scanial in
the church.
Misunderstood.
A New Orleans Sunday School Superin
tendent, wishing to show off his schol
ars to some visiting strangere said:
Gentlemen I'll show you how well my
little flue underst and that prayer is ne
cessary as a means to obtain forgiveness for
the si us they commit;" ana, calling upon
Johnny Tadsbury, he inquired: Johnny,
my son, when you do something that you
know is very wrong, wnai ao youaor"
"Idodcedad.' was the reply.
'-But 1 don't mean that, my son." said
the Superintendent, -What 1 want to ask
is this: How does ahttle boy get God to
forgive him for all the sins he commits?''
"I don't know," replied Johnny, ner
vously.
"Wliv rertainlv vou do. mv son." con
tinued the superintendent, realizing that
the examination was not going to pan out
we'd. "What do you say just before you
fro to bed?"
''I say that I'm hungry, but nia'ni she
won't give me nutbin "cause of the cramps.
"Johnny, you can go to yeurseat," said
the Superintendent, as be wiped the cold
perspiration from bis brow and told Ihe
visitors he would lei twin near now men
the scholars could sing.
Mast do not know that eggs readily ac
quire the flavor of the substances in which
they are preserved. '
You're Another.
AGRICULTURAL.
Dos't Scabs the Colts. In uttering this
injunction we mean far more than merely
to avoid frightening tie colts lest tbey ran
against the fence and hurt themselves. We
mean far more, also, than merely to avoid
making them wild and timid, although
bjth these dangers are immineut.aad justi
fy careful avoidance. In all animal life
the inherited habits of action may be great
ly neutralized or greatly strengthened by
cultivation. This cultivation begins when
the foal stands up and sucks, and when it
is six weeks old the education may be
somewhat regular and methodical. If yon
are breeding running horses, encourage the
colt to extend himself at a gallop, for that
is what you want him to do in the f utu-e ;
but if you i re breeding Uotters, encourage
the colt to extend himself at a trot, for
that is what you want him to do in the
future rear him, if you can without
knowing that there is such a gait as the
gallop. If you have a young bound dog
tliat you intend specially for the pursuit of
the fox, you will not allow him to strike
aut on every rabbit trail he may come
across. If you indulged him once he is s
much harder to restrain the next time, and
if you let him have his own sweet will in
chasing all the little ground game in the
neighborhood, be will be of no use as a
fox dog. The dog had the inheritance and
he would have been all right if he had not
been ruined in his education. So it is
with the trotting bred colts in the field.
Every time you scare up one and make it
gallop, it is the dng off oa a rabbit trail.
You injure the colt in driving him out of
the gait for which he was bred, and to
which his instincts led him to adhere. In
the end we will reach the colt that will
not know how to gallop; but as a means to
that end we must stop making the colts do
the very thing we don't want them to do.
To rnourcE healing of a wound in a
horse or a cow, some stimulant is nearly
always required. This may be commoa
spirits of turpentine or the compound tinc
ture of benzoin or that of myrrh and aloes.
Either of these may be applied with a
feather once a day, or if the wound is deep,
the stimulaut should be injected to the bot
tom with a common squirt-can, or a syringe.
Wounds should always heal from the bot
tom, and to secure this the opening should
be kept free, by means of a plug of lint
dipped in the stimulant used. Lint may
be made by scraping a piece of linen cloth
such as a towel, with a knife and collecting
the loose fibres. Linen only should be
used, and never cotton or wool for this
purpose. If pus is inclosed in a wound
and the opening is permitted to close, an
abscess will be absorbed, with some future
ill effect. In the case of deep, punctured
wounds careful search should be made for
the possible presence of splinters or other
foreign bodies and to enlarge the opening
will often facilitate the search or assist in
the ult "inate healing.
Mu.es os the Fakm. Some way or
other, mules tor work on the farm are not
appreciated by the agricultural community.
VV hy it is so no one can tell. It does not
cost but little over half as much to feed
grain to mules, as it does horses, as they
require so much less and remain in good
order, and as far as work is concerned a
span of mules will do as much and prob
ably more work than a span of horses can.
Tkey are as gentle and as easily handled
as horses. It is true they are not as hand
some, and a few years ago they were not
as gentle, but the Amencan mule is a great
improvement in every particular on his
Spanish brother. 1 bey are found to be so
profitable by the farmers in the South that
it is seldom a span of horses can be found
on a farm, but all the teams are composed
of mules. There should be more of them
in the North.
Matthew Crawfohd states in an ex
change that the destruction of tomato
plants by the cut-worm may be avoided by
making a compact mound of earth about
the plant, as large as an inverted teacup,
ihe cut-worm being unable to climb. An
other way, which we have long practised,
is to wrap around the stem, if the cut-worm
is feared, a few inches of paper or a large
green leaf, any kind, before drawing the
earth around it. They will not take the
trouble to gnaw through the paper or leaf.
To n:EVEXT leaking of the milk, apply
a small quantity of photographers' collo
dion to the end of the teat as soon as the
milking is finished and the teat is drv. The
collodion dribs instantly, and two or three
coats may be applied for half an inch of
the end of the teat, Ihe collodion shrinks
in drying and contracts the end of the
teat, closing the orifice. As it forms only
a very thin skin over the teat, it is ruptured
at once when milkinir.
Sri PiiiR for Sueep. Mix a little sul
phur with salt and feed occasionally to
sheep. It will effectually destroy sheep
licks. The same remedy applied to cattle
troubled with lice will soon rid them cf
vermin. The use of sulohur with salt well
repays the trouble of keeping a supply for
cattle and sheep. If a mixture of one part
of sulphur with seven of salt be freely ap
plied there will be no trouble with vermin.
Wheat. see to it that your land is well
prepared liefore sowing wheat if you de
sire a good crop. Koll before sowing if
the land is clayey, roll after sowing if it is
sandy. Do not make the mistake of thin
seeding. Use about two bushels of seed
to the acre, and drill in rows five inches
vparL.
Is sowing the new asapaiagus seed, or
any other seed hard to germinate, it is a
good plan to sow a few radish seed among
it They come up soon, are good to mark
the rows before tiie tardy seeds are ready
to come np,andthe roots are off the ground
before they become troublesome.
Tue planting of elm, maple and other
forest trees at proper distances along the
highways increases the value of adjoining
properly and adds to the beauty and com
fort of the section. In Germany fruit trees
adorn the waysides.
.S a ration of AVciv-7 Oxide and Co
balt Oxide. The author proposes to give
a process for the separation of the two
metals, derived from two known methods,
and permitting the exact determination of
the two oxides, and the preparation of the
two metals in a state of punt y. The two
fundamental processes are that of Tisani,
who uses caustic potassa in presence of an
amnioniacal liquid, in which are dissolved
the two metals, with exclusion of air. The
nickel oxide is precipitated alone in bulk,
but always carries dnwa with it more or
less of cobalt oxide. The second method is
that of Terreil, who precipitates cube It in
an acid solution in the state of roseo-cobal-
lic hvdrochlorate. The cobalt oxide is
peroxidized by means of permanganate.
We suppose that the two bodies, cobalt and
nickel, hare been obtained by known
methods, either as pure oxides or pure sul
phides, free from all foreign matter. The
mixed oxides or sulphides are dissolved ia
an aqua regia containing a large proportion
of hydrochloric acid. The solution is large
ly diluted with water ana saturated with
ammonia in excess. Permanganate is then
added until the solution remains rose color
ed for some tiu.c. Pure potassa is then
added, when the nickel is precipitated as
hydroxide, carrying with it manganese
oxide, derived lrom the permanganate.
The precipitate is washed by decantation
and filtered, redissolved in hydrochloric
acid, and treated again with ammonia, per
manganate, and caustic potassa. The wash
ing waters which contain the cobalt are
collected, saturated with acetic acid, and
precipitated by sulphurated hydrogen. The
mixture of nickel and manganese oxides is
redissolved in hyrochlorie acid, and the
solution saturated with ammonia. The
solution is exposed to the air for some time,
and the manganese oxide is by degrees en
tirely precipitated. It is filtered off, the
filtrate is saturated with acetic acid, and
the nickel thrown down by means of sul-
Dhureted hydrogen. The process may be
employed on a large sca'e for obtaining
nickel free from cobalt.
DOMESTIC.
pROTECTUiO LAEGK FLOWKK POTS. To
know how to protect our large flower pets
against early breakage, to which they are
singularly liable, as all gardeners must
know, is a n.atter of some importance
when their cost is reckoned. We use the
ordinary sizes, and tbey seem to last for
ever unless they get an unexpeo'e i crack ;
but iu some unaccountable way the larger
ones are sure to get broken very sor.n aft r
they are placed in use. These large tints
cost money, especially when over a foot
in diameter, and hence are not rosea m
often as they wouid be, but wooden tu'aare
used in their stead, and soon rot away n.i
often are not regarded quite as good for
some plants as the pots would be. Now.
the reason why these large pots break so
easily is from the pressure inside the circle.
The mass of earth is very neavy, ana mis
added by perhaps a slight jar in moving
the plant soon makes a crack, when the
pot falls apart not long after. We have,
indeed, seen cases where the mere filling
of the pots with roots has caused these
Urge pots to burst asunder. 10 avoid an
this, nothing in necessary :but to fix a light
piece of wire underneath the rim. It
issoon done, and will thus Keep in gpou
order for less than a cent a half-dollar pot
that otherwise would be broken in a year
How simple all this seems ! No doubt
anybody could think of this." Perhaps
so ; but we only know one good gardener
who takes the trouble to do it, and we
know he finds it to his great profit to at
tend to it as well as to know it can be done.
Try it, brethren, and see if this little hint
is not worth sticking to. in saving you
many a dollar.
To Wash Laci Cubtaixs. Make warm
suds and put your curtains in it in the
evening. Let them soak till morning,
squeeze them with your hands ; use no
wash-board ; be careful not to rub them ;
don't wring them, but squeeze them out ;
then put boiling water over them and let
them stand an hour or two; if they don't
look clear soak in suds and "squash"
again ; blue and make starch pretty stiff ;
take three thicknesses of sheets (to prevent
carpet from getting wet) and pin them on
the carpet straight with the seam, the cur
tain at the same; pin across the end, then
the sides, pin every lour inches. When
dry they will be ready to put up. Do not
iron.
To Harden Finishing Varnish.- A
newly varnished carnage is liable to spot.
To prevent this, some wash the carriage
two or three tines in clean cold water, ap
plied with a sponge instead of using a hose;
this will help harden the surface, and p re
vert it, to some extent, from being injured
by the mud o? water getting splashed on
the job. Never let mud dry on the surface
and then wash off expecting to see no
spots on the varnish. Yon wi'l certainly
be disappointed, and the only way to
remedy the evil will be to hsve it revarn
ished. Soft water is better than hard wa
ter for the washing of carriages as the
lime which is in the hard water is very
liable to injure the varnish.
The much abused dragon-flies, says a
recent writer, are perfectly harmless to
human beings. They ceither bite nor
sting, but destroy vast numbers of mos
quitoes, flies and other insects. If brought
into the house, tbey will catch mes ana
mosquitoes as long as they are not molest
ed. In fact, they ought to be made house
hold pets, instead of being ruthlessly driven
out as though their presence was danger
ous. Keicosisie the nests and roots of the
poultry house. Whitewash everything in
them ceilings, roosts, nests and all.
Sprinkle a little flour of sulphur in the
nests. First, however, change the hay or
straw. If confined in runs, give them
daily a quantity of grass aud clover. Pro
vide lima. A little bone flour mixed with
their food is excellent, and helps provide
material for shell-making. Keep the
houses clean.
Liqrio Frsu- -It is predicted that coal
will soon be superseded by liquid fuel for
the generation of steam both on land and
sea, aud that it in turn will give way to
electricity for the propulsion ot motive
power. Experiments are beig made
which are expected to demonstrate that
the work now accomplished by a ton ef
coal, costing 4 to f 4 25 can be performed
by thirty gallons of crude petroleum cost
ing less than a dollar.
Bottled Lemonade. - Dissolve half a
pound of loaf sugar in one quart of water.
and boil it over aslow fiie with two ilrjcl m
of acetic acid; four ounces of tartaric acid ;
when cold, add two penny woith of essence
of lemon. Put one sixth of the above into
each bottle filled with water, and add
thirty grains of carbonate of soda ; curk it
immediately, and it will be fit for use.
Contagion. -This is largely propagated
by means of the clothing, and clothing is
best disinfected by the heat. No form of
contagion can withstand a dry heat of 220
degrees. The clothing should be placed
in a box or a closet maintained at that
temperature for perhap- an hour. Carbolic
acid will not destroy the effect of vaccine
virus but for the time being.
To fix pencil marks so they will not rub
out, take weli skimmed milk and dilute
with an equal bulk of water. Wash the
pencil marks (whether writing or drawing)
with the liquid, using a sort flat camel
hair brush, and avoiding all rubbing.
Place it upon a flat board to dry.
When putting away the silver tea or
coffee pot which is not used every day, lay
a little stick across the top under the cover;
this will allow fresh air to get in, and will
prevent mustineas; it will then be ready
for use at any time, after having first bee.i
thoroughly rinsed with botlinz water.
In propagating honeysuckles cuttings of
wood when nearly ripe will strike if in
serted in a shady border in the autumn
and duly warmed. Perhaps the most suc
cessful mode of propagating is by layers
pegged in moist soil in the autumn, when
the leaves commence falling.
Sandpaper. To make sandpaper,crush
glass under a runner, and sift it Into about
six sizes; coat a good quality of Manila
paper with thin glue, and dust the pulver
ized glass over it. Sometimes two coats
of glue and glass are thus applied to the
paper.
Indian Ptddins. -Wash a little In
dian; stuff with meat, butter and eggs.
Add a little wine though the Indian gen
erally prefers rum. Bake over aslow fire.
Ginger Snaps. Take some ginger.
Stir in a piece of bo-rowed butter and the
same quantity of -oolasses and sugar. Mix
with Hour. Bake until it snaps.
To brown si gar for sauce or puddings,
put the sugar n a perfectly dry saucepan.
If the pan is U e least bit wet, the sugar
will burn and yoi will spoil your saucepan.
Mucilage. A little oil of cloves poured
into a bottle containing gum mucilage will
prevent it from becoming sour.
Hot lemonade is excellent for a
drink it just before going to sleep
cold;
One of the most notable of late achieve
ments has been the raising of the French
iron-clad "Richelieu," which took fire and
was rcuttled in Toulon harbor last
December. All that was possible was re
moved from her by divers, all openings
were sealed, air was forced down to re
place the water in the compartments as it
was pumped out, and about three barrels.
each containing 1000 litres of air, was then
awed to float her.
The light from the sun occupies 8 1-4
minutes in traveling to the earth, the dis
taoce being 92,000,000 or miles. The
light of the fixed star Siriua, supposed to
be the nearest of the stars, is S 1-4 years in
icaching the earth, the distance being over
twenty billions of. miles.
HUMOROUS.
I ll.vr. nlan In turn the c-reat Sahara
Desert into a smiling landscape, full of hills,
vi.llevs. glaues ana aeus, n saia as "
taiered a Gnswold street tobacco store-
Yum." was the reply from the man
who was sorting over pipe-stems.
.... t .i
1 tie cjet will only oe nny million uui-
lars 1 shall issue ten Million shares at
per share. Eveiy shareholder will be en
titled to a ten acre lot and a share in the
profits of sale". Will you take two shares ?"
"No sir.
One?"
"No sir."
'Will you give roe half a pound of flne-
c t f jt a share I"
'No. sir."
"D.m't you want to see the desert
smile?
"No. sir."
' And vou refuse to ranch iu some green
alley in reclaimed Sahara ?"
" I do."
V.r r I air verv welL It is such
mn ac vnil Kir who obstruct but hold OU.
nimma iiHi n-nlit' worth of Door Aist and
take the who e desert off my bands, and
let me go aheaa with my tunnel iroin i on-
IokH In Sinn PmniljVl Eh f What do VOU
say ? It's the last chance you'l have this
rnnimer to buy a country oi your own.
Eh ? Thanks : Sahara, is yours. Go ahead
with the smiling process."
Mi4 Ji i ir Rhown's husband was one
of the passengers on the State of Califor
nia during its last trip, in wicn u was ue
tained four days over time. Mrs. B. bore
her anxiety with commendable fortitude
until the third day. he was taiung mncn
.-;). c,.mA friomla at M rpAtAlinUlt. where
the waiter helped her to some shrimp salad
iu a glass that containeu a small portion oi
whisk v. She had only eaten a few motith-
fuls when she burst into tears.
" Wnat's the matter Mrs. Brown I said
the company, much surprised.
" Why, soDoea tne poor woman,
m-in .mv worfltfpftrs ftrK realized. I know
now that noor J alius has been drowned.
Just taste these shrimps."
And as there was no acnying uiai uiey
...,, ...1 ATunilv lilrA filrt Rmwn the widow
UHUU . - " WJ a.av , - --
was conducted home. She had just de
cided that she would look exceedingly well
In black wnen tne steamer amveu.
Life a comparative state : A boy on
Jones street was the other evening eating
away at a big cocoanut that had been
cracked open with a brickbat, when a ped
estrian felt it his duty to halt and remark :
"Boy. don't you know that two much of that
stuff may give you the colic J" "I guess
so," was the reply. "Then why do jou
eat it?" "Well, if my chum, who lives
next door, can stand the small-pox for six
weeks, I guess I can put ip withthecolic for
three or four hours!" was the reply as he
bit off another big hunk.
An English iudtre, who was to the last
degree cross-eyed once had three prisoners
before him. Speaking to the first or them,
but, by reason of his ccular infirmity,
resting his eye upon the second, he asked :
" i our name and domicile?" The second,
believing himself questioned, gives an an
swer, ihe judge iooks at mm severely.
and cries : "I did not speak to you," when
up starts the third, on whom his eye is
fixed : "Nor did 1 answer you, judge."
A Fine haired young lady of Wheeling
went away from home some time ago ou a
visit to a friend. She was a fimky sort of
a girl and was very proper, indeed. At
dinner on the day of her arrival she ate a
very little.
"Why Jane," said her friend, "you
don't eat anything. Take something else ;
please do ?"
"Oh, no," she simpered, "thank you;
I never eat big messes away from home."
There was a silence during the rest of the
meat
Amiable husband (who has just finished
moving " Where are my slippers, dear?"
Wife "They came along with the third
load, and the load went to the garret?"
Husband 41 And where is my pipe!"
Wife ou1 find it in one of the barrels of
crockery in the cellar." Husband--" And
where is my comb and hair brush?"
Wife "Jane peeked tbem in the kitchen
stove with the children's shoes." Husband
(Mentally soliloquising) " What a woman
my wife is! She never went to college, and
yet she knows everytmng."
JrvENiLB Induction: Svlvia "There
go Uncle George and Aunt Mary and the
baby? What a fuss they make about the
baby, to be sure!" Daisy People
always make a f'iss about their first-lorn,
and always have ever since the world be
gan." Sylvia"! dont suppose Adam and
Eve made much fuss over Cain." Daisy
" hy not !" Sylvia" Well they'd never
seen a baby before, and must have thought
him quite an idiot 1"
" Voi; must admit. Jim Webster, that
you stole those pullets," said the Galveston
Jedge to the culprit, " Jedge," responded
Jim, " I don't really believe I stole dem
chickens. In the fust place, Jedge, nobody
saw me take 'em. In de next place dey
could not be found on my premises, because
I had done hid dem chickens under de floor.
I cau't help beliovin', Jedge, dat I is inno
cent as a lamb."
"Why is a woman more afraid of a
mouse than a man ?" inquired young smart
boy of his best girt " Oh, I assure you,"
was the reply, "a mouse is much more
dangerous than a man," and she leaned so
heavily on bis arm that be, for a moment,
really imagined that he was a man,
A Clerotvan who had just performed a
wedding ceremony, and was filling out a
blank descriptive of the parties, asked the
husband what his business was ; " t am a
wine merchant and a shoemaker," was the
reply. "Yes," exclaimed the bride, "so
you can just set him down as a sherry cob
lcr." " 1 Can't find a place in the city to siut
me," desparingly remarked a house-hunting
lady to her husband yesterday. " W hy st,
my dear ! " Why because because well,
if you must know, I can't find a mantle
lone enough for the crewel lambrequiue I
made last V inter.
A Poem in an exchange is entitled " No
thing Lost But a Heart." Should think that
was too much to lose unless it was one ot
these hearts you buy in market for twenty-
five cents.
" And so you learn dancing. Bob ! Aad
how do you like vals ng?" "Oh, it's not
bad ; I can manage very well by myself ;
but I think girls rather in the way !"
Tite New York Mail says that Delmonico
has a count and a baron among his waiters.
So it appears that such personages are really
fit for something in this world. We have
now a better opinion of counts and barons
than heretofore.
Albast has ordered three hundred elec
tric lights. Owners of property don't dare
to let it get veiy dark when the legislature
is there.
The medal offered for the biggest he
tola tnis year has been awarded to the
author of a circus poster.
Opera singers are remarkably healthy,
considering the amount of male aria in bus
iness. Bbawnjohn very appropriately calls bis
yacht his floating debt. It isn't paid for.
Tux girl that blackens her eyebrows
wishes to keep her imperfections dark.
The new directory is oat, and the pru
dent man will at once change bis abode.
The doctor's jokes are all very plain.
There is a Holmes pun look about 'em.
The comet must be that Star Route
knocked sky-high.
I
Theory of Meteorite.
One of the oldest theories, and the one
that is, perhaps, roost consistent with
known facts and laws, is that meteorites
are bodies moving round the sun, which
occasionally enter our atmosphere, and are
either frittered into dust or ream me esnu
as arolites. In other words, they are abnor
mally large fragments of con ets. smau
fragments are dissipated in the higher re
gions of the air by the intense heat pro
duced by instiou, ana give rise w mc phe
nomenon of shooting stars. Large pieces
appear as fire halls, and very large masses
fall through the air in a state of combus
tion, which is not, however, sufficiently in-
teusc to consume their volume oeiore reai.u
ing the ground. This idea of a celestial
origin seems to have originated among the
Greeks. Plutarch says: "Falling stars
are, according to the opinion of some physi
cists, not eruptions of the ethenal fire ex
tinguished in the air immediately after its
ignition, nor yet an inJammatory conibus
Uto of the air, which is dissolved in large
quantities in the upper regions of space ;
but these meteors are rather a fall of celes
tial bodies, which in consequence of a cer
tain intermission in the rotarv force, aud
by the impulse of some irregular movement.
have been hurled uown not to ine luuauiicu
nnrlinni rf th oartll hilt also beVOnd it
into the great ocean, where we cannot find
them." The views oi Dioenes oi .-vpoi-innU
aiuvTmnuiil ilms " Stars that are
invisible, and consequent! Uav 4 no name,
move in space togeuier wnn uiubc ium
riml.lii Thrao invisilllp Stirs freOUentlV
V IdlUlIrl
fall to the earth, and are extinguished, as
the stony star which Tell burning at -T.gos
the result of his
iuvestigations, advanced the opinion that
meteors are oodles moving in space, ueiu
eit V.p ftf-onnul lotions nf mutter as oricinallv
created or fragments separated from a
larger mass ot a similar nature, on n-
Davy offered the same explanation in vue
Vl,;itonnl,;r.al Tm nsart iinn" for 1871.
These views, or rather a modification of
them suited to increased knowledge of cos
mical ways and means, have their modern
advocate- in Professor IL A. Newton, of
Yale Colleae.
La Fayette (InJ.) Sunday Tunei.
Our City Druggists rep rt au immense
sale of St. Jacob's Oil, saying the demand
is based upon the p pularily of its success.
Wherever it has been used, it has proved
its value a thou-eiud fotd, and receives its
best encomiums from those who have tried
it.
The tlenhnnp ia useit with pre&t success
in the scientific exnlorations now conduct
ed in the Bav of Nanles. Br its means
the diver can communicate with those in
the boat above without the possibility ot
mistake.
Albany. (X. V ) Iaii Press and Knickerbocker.
Abandoned.
We perceive by one of our Massachu
setts exchanges that Dr. L irenzo Waite, of
West field, an eminent physician of Berk
shire Co., strongly indorse SL Jacobs Oil.
With it he cured a case of Sciatica that re
sisted all regular treatment, and had in fact
been abandoned as incurable.
A Mr. Fleischner of Leipsic has invent
ed a marine water motor, by which it is
claimed that a 100-feet long vessel drawing
nearly six feet of water has been propelled
at the rale ot 10 miles an hour without
screw or paddle. The power comes from
a stream of water forced from a reservoir
n the hold by a centrifugal pump.
B-rtgiitlice Kllltw
'Eleven years our daughter suffered on
abed of misery under the care of several
of the best (and some of the worst) physi
cians, who gave her disease various names
but no relief, and now site is restored to us
in good health by as simple .a remedy as
Hop Bitters, that we bad poohed at for
two years, before using it. We earnestly
hope and pray that no one else will let
their sick suffer as we did, on account of
nrcjndiix' aguinst so good a medicine as
Hod Cillers." The Parents.
The pneumatic tube system is being well
developed in Paris and giving satisfactory
results. Fifty miles of piping are now
being operated from six central stations,
and about 400.000 packages a month are
being sent on an average ceist of less than
10 cents.
NATURE'S REMEDY.
fEGETIKE
Tut ttT Biood Purifies
WILL CURE
Be-nfiila, Scro'iil.rtis Humor. Cancer, Cuncerou.
11 urn r, Krysl ela , Caake-. Salt Klieunj,
t in pies or Hum .r In I lie Face. Cou;u,
au I V Id , I ceis. lirom'lill.s. Neu
i.Hif.a. l sppsu, Klieiiinallsiu,
Pain- in Mi S.de. Constipa
tion, i 'oji Ir ncsi. Piles,
Dizune-ci, Head icue,
Nervousness, Pal us
In i lie Dick.
Falnmesi at th- Munufh, Kidner Complaints
K luaie Weakness aaa Ueaeral OebiUly.
This pn piral Ion Is sctentltlcillr andcheml
rali) couiiilned, anl so strongly co urnirated
Ir m root , herns uqd barks. Dial u guod er
lecis are realized Immediately alier lOininenc
liis' u laKc ir. There Is no dlsese of I lie hu
in in i-yaii-m tor w bleu the VeRctlne cannot be
used ri li jieftect sar ty, as II. uo not cont iln
any lue.aillc compound. For Iradl. allnir tha
H.vsieui of all Impurlllrs ot the bio hI It has no
e.U.il It has never tailed to eili ct a c re. giv
ing lone and s're gttilo tliesysieiu d -billiard
by'dle.iS;'. It wonderful eflcci-t upor, luecoin
plulnis named are surprising to all. Many Have
been cunil by Hie Vesreiine l hit have tried
many oilier remedies. 11 can well be called
The Grrat Blood Purifier.
Dr. W. Ross Writes,
SCROFULA, LIVER COMI'LAI.NT, DVSrEPalA,
RUtCMATlSM. WEAKNESS.
Ha. R. R. STrriss, Boston :
I have been practising medicine for rears,
and as a remedy for .scrofula. Liver Complaint,
Djspepsl . Kheumatlsm, Weakness, and all dis
eases of ihe blood, 1 Lave n vrr found lus equal.
1 have sold Veg-eilne lor seven years and nave
never had one bottle returned. 1 would beanuy
recommend It to tnose in need or a blood purl
Oer. DR. W. HUB. UnijJKtsl.
Sept, IS, 1STS. WUUiu, Iowa.
VEGET1NE,
FBIFARED IT
U. R. BTETE9IS. BatOB, Maaa.
Tegetlne la Sold by all Druggists.
hop bitters:
(A iMeJlcia, act a DrUk.)
CONTAINS
HOPS, BCCI1C, MANDRAKE,
taMDELION,
And Tax rtiinr axd BnrMfpiciLQxAU
imor oia. othu Bittu.
THEY CURE
All ntmmof thrStomiu-h. Bowrla. Blood,
Llrer. kldnri.and I'rlnaryOrtrttn, Ner
voiuneffl, SWpleMm-saaiiil f.(, cially
r cnaw Luupiuuia.
SIOOO IN COLD.
Will be paid for A cam tbrr will sot ram .;
help, or for anythloir Impure or lnjuriou
found la Uitru.
Ask your dragxlrt for Hop Bitten tiid try
them before juu lerp. Take chcr
' I. C. tf an Absolut .md Irrvc.sstfhUm-.
DrunJcenoeats urns of opium, Utcco tnd
tsmrcuues.
SBXD FOB C1BCTT.AB
All tbova sM ly .nvdata.
Milti Mi. C-., fekmiM. ti. r.,lT.mu,rM,
T AGETTS WASTED FOB
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r chamherland. and Roux unite
in arrinng'at the conclusion that a new
a: i o,nlnnrl from the saliva Of
a victim of hydrophobia. The germ which
produces the disease is of the shape of a
small rod constricted at the middle and im
bedded in macous matter. Strange to say,
although closely resembling the microbe
which causes chicken cholera, it has no
effect upon fowls. The saliva experimented
with was taken from a child that had died
of a bite from a mad dog. Rabbits lnnocu-
lated with a dilute solution oi it, !
I na of anrjetite. paralysis,
swelling in the groin and in the axillje.died
within twenty-six Hours, anu oiucr
: .w-.,iu..i rith ihe hlood of those which
IUUM11I1H.W " -" J-l
had been poisoned with the taliva soon died
also. Dogs similarly treaieu um uw c
more than two or three days, but they did
not manifest any of the symptoms of
rabies. Uuinea pigs, although so like rab-
l.:,. u.mJ trt oariarvi all evil COnSO-
Diniim 1
quences. The experimenters are of the
opinion that the aisease is iuiic uiuw.
r .n.-n!..i,;. hut thev nave not as
umu ujmwc,,uv'"l ,
yet pushed their researches far enough to
be able to say what precise cuuuci-uuu ex
ists between the two maladies.
Haunted Me.
IV. 1. 1 nmrr nrl siilTVriner haunted me
for years, caused by a sick family and large
bills for uoctonng, wnicu uiu no gwu. a
nraa vunnletjl v iliacnuraL'ed. until one year
ago, by the advice of my pastor, I pro
cured llop Kilters anu commence;: iueir
use, and in one month we were all well,
and none of us have been sick a 'lay since ;
and 1 want to say to aui poor meu, you can
keep your families well a year with Hop
Bitters for less than one doctor's visit will
ens'. A W irkingmau.
Thf Prnsiiw. Treatment ot Tav-
tnr.rtn Tli. luwwnrm is able to live in
the stomach because of its ability to resist
the digestive action oi me nuius normal i
the stomach. In a stronger peptic soiuuon
the live worm euccumbs and is digested
like any other flesh. Accordingly a French
physician treated with stronge doses of
rhilrl who hail nassed sctrments
of a large tapeworm. About 45 grains of
pepsine were anmimsiereu utuiy nr uvc
Hytn Th0 -hili1 pTnerienced no harm and
showed no special symptoms. Then a pro
per aose oi suipnaie oi peiieucriuc i"
Mtoin. nil u-ga irivpn nnil the riischanrea
showed no signs of the worm. Subsequent
experiments wun vegeiaoie peiraiiie
papaine which is n.uch more active, are
said to have given very promising results.
One child passed fragments of tapeworm
ten inches in length, softened and practi
cally digested.
Why An.- Vou l:ili.u .?
Because you la e ullovel votir txiwoV tn
become costive auj Liver torp.d. b'ae Kid-nev-Wcrt
to produce a free sUteof the bowels
and it will utiinulate the liver io proper action,
oletnse the akin of its yellowneso, core bilions
headache, and crane new life in the blood.
UtubsiiU bave it, both dry and liquid. Ziont
Utratd.
Inxantaiieou Silvering Mixture.
To coat copper or brass objects with silver,
without difficulty or loss of time, the
following process is given in the
Gewerb.'M. . Ottt-u. II cstpreunsen:
Mix 3 parts of chloride of silver with
20 parts of powdered cream of tartar and
15 parts of powdered commoa salt. Moisten
a suitable quantity of the mixture with
water, and rub it with a piece of blotting
paper upon the metallic object, which must
be thoroughly cleaned. The latter is after
ward rubbed with a piece of cotton upon
which precipitated chalk is dusted, then
washed with water, and polished with a
dry cloth.
Vxoktisk. "The life of all flesh is the
blood thereof." And no one can possibly
be healthy when the blood is diseased.
Ykoktin'k is composed of substance identi
cal with healthy blood; and when taken
into the system' for the cure of disease, it
is absorbed, and replaces the deficiency
which caused the disease
In winter, spring and autumn, the sud
den falling of the mercury iu the barome
ter, and that for a large space, denotes
high winds and storms; but in summer it
presages heavy showers, and often thun
der. It always sinks lowest of all for great
winds, though not accompanied with rain,
but it falls more for wind and rain together
than for either of them slone.
Tnenx is bnt one way to cure baldness,
and that is by using Carboi.isk. deodor
ized extract of petroleum, the natural hair
grower. ' As recently improved, it is the
only dressing for the hair that cultured
people will use.
Profettor Bowditeh, of Harvard col
lege, having examined the measurements
of some 26.00U iknton school children,
finds that the growth of children
takes place In such a way that, until the
age of eleven or twelve years, boys are
both taller and heavier than girls of the
same age: but at this period of life girls
begin to grow very rapidiy, and in the
next two or three years surpass boys of the
same age in both weight and height boys
then acquiring and retaining a size super
lor to that ot girls, who have bow com
pleted their full growth.
Tub invalid finds in "Dr. Lindsey's
Blood bcarcher .Natures great restorer.
It is wonderful. Sold by ell druggists.
It is maintained by Professor . A'ool-
ney that soil he aped up around plants has,
during the day, a higher temperature than
earth not so trested. During the night the
hilled earth becomes colder. The ex
planation advanced is that earth which
is leaped up around plauls dries more
rapidly than level sod.
To regulate the liver, stomach, aud
bowels, all you need is "Sellers' Liver
fills." Take them and see.
A writer in the ironmonger thinks after
long practical experiment that the best
way to test drain pipes is to burn soiled
cotton waste and sulphur, and blow the
smoke into the pipes. If they leak the
place in the bouse can be readily detected
both by the smoke and the smell.
Women that have been given up to die
have been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Vt hy is a rosebud like a promissory
note f Because it matures by falling dew,
The potato bug will go to the hiils a
usual this summer.
'Hough oa Rata."
Ask Drnpiriats for it. It elesra out rata
mice, roaches, bed-bngs, flies, vermin, in
sects, loo.
"I Dun t Want a I'buter,
aid a e'ek man to a JroKniit -n"t yon give
matomtMbing to core me?' Hi avmntom-i
were a lame beck and dwnrjBreJ urine and
were a enre indication of kidnev diaeaa s. Tue
drnggMt told him to ae Ki ney-Wort and in
a short time it effected a comolete cure. Have
yon thea aymptoue Then get a box or bo t'e
lo-day oeiore you be "toe incurable, 't is the
core .site and im.KnoxeiUa HrpMiran
Missks. MoaOAit a Hiadlv. Hutu .1 LTr
Blilid.bg, T. diu and CbestiiUl uw -a. b ive oi
bund a superb stoi-k oi extra Due quality Du
muui.s, wuicb toey offer at as km prices a
btonea of toe nrsi quality, perfect alutc la coloi
ai.d abape, can be mu J lor.
A Cmoe of rUee or 30 T tars' Standing.
Bostok, Mass., August 8, 1S77.
Hxssas. P. Nkustacdte & Co..
New York.
Gentlemen: Enclosed please find tl.00 tot
a box of Dr. &. Hilabee's "AnaJcesW I have
been troubled with tha piles since 1819, and
have tried almost everything that I could find,
bnt without soccees. I have jost been using
yonn, and have derived more benefit from it
than any that I have ever tried. Please for
ward me a box at once.
lours truly, A. LED YARD,
77 Traverse street, Boston.
Bsmplas of "Anas wis" are sent fret to all
sufferers on application to P. Ktnstsirltsr A
Co Box 396. Mew Xqrk.
"'
EERlSlEOY.
FOR
RHEUMATISM,
Neuiifgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backache, Soreness of the Chesf,
Gout Quinsy, Sore Throat, Smell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear end Headache, Frosted
Fe?t and Ears, and aft other
Pains end Aches.
Ho r-rrra ration on tarth nnal St. Jivm Oil
sa s tnfr. Mttrr, ;;r aixi rhfttp Eatesn.il
Brmnly A trial ntai! but the compsratiwly
mains ootla of u i'rals. and wry on soffenne
with pua can haw cheap and pusiliT proof of its
claims
Ihrsctiou it tlTo Lanruages.
BOLD BT ALL DKUG0IST8 ISO DEALERS
IS MEDICINE.
A. VOGETJER & CO.,
f--Uinun. Md., V.B.A
IBS. UDU L FInTHia, 0? ITS. lASt,
LYDIA Em PINKHAM'S
7S3ETAELB COMPOUND.
lit PfxTttTf? CTCT9
ftWs.II Ihmmm PWWI -. -data m4 W tn n n
t- t t tsMU ftesBal
win ear otlrwt7 th wont form of Ftaaal 0m
h.nf. HI ir-irtra Ir-Hi" J Tt" Clovtv
ttoo. Fhlltoc d DxspUeraista, aedth eammqp&eA
BptnU Wuhw and I pwtacralvly tvtatAad to tkt
CbsVDf of Lift.
It will dioaotro nd mxii tanon from th Btortwm
Vft OArly Csnffoof dsTTfAiopmoTil. Tho tewSeiktrytoo-'
eerom hsmora tboro la eluKked vrxpocdl2 fc7 Its vo.
It ivmovM fevtntatosy tAtnimcy, dcotrujaall erftTl&C
for sttlraalaUita, and reUovoa wtmkntm of tho itomack
tt core Blostttac, Heodaclwa, Vervwa Prasrtio.
nrl DobOlty, HlirnliMnnsV tpn-l 1mb
TbavS Itlzi4r f bsur.Bgdown.tvjttti p-iln, rranji
end bawstsvcbs). t fUvar irmavzscnt s-arvl hy m
It will mt mil tlnm Dud n!r all rl-i. :r m .. -rt te
atjuiuony with tli Imw that covera tlw f wuutV - . ia.
Forth tare of Klday Compl-Jnta of aitlatw aUJa
Compound Is uncr'iataiL
lthia c rixKn Ma vfcetaki.e mm-
POt'NaVka prepare! st XJS and &Z& Weatrrn -muo,
LjUaaoaaa. PrtcoCL Six bctUmfor ftS. Srat y
a tho form of pUI. Olao la tho form . f hrenK, oj
Morlpt of prico, fi per bos foroith Vr Ilriihsm
froaly auwwora all letters of Inqulr -v f..- i.u.;&
&, Addram aa atovo. JTrnfJoo t .- . -ir .
Wo family tKNiJ4 1 without LTKU K. PINK UIU
talTaUt P"-1, Th ' esro eMUptka. alissmmaw,
and torpidity off th Urw. sa eauta par Ooa.
4-Sold b aJl Iriwito.-S
Feeble anl Sir k It ri-raon
RecoTr tIiMr vitality Uj i.;n :uug a cotirsr of
Hustetter's stumai'ta Butif. m.w ;ii!ur tn-
(ifmnini ami uii..riiiA n.u.ii.-.i.u ..a . .l
ilelMlity, lever ttna aL'QH, lvp-ii;i, roiistiiKttmn,
remove. iy it. A.jfc ihitttt: who have a.e-1 .t wht
tor Male bv all Uruisu and dealers generally.
DOES
WONDERFUL
CURES!
j Hmw it arts oa the MTKIt, BOWELS
aad KIUNKTS at th saws lias,
Because It cleanses the system ef thspoisoor
9ua humors that develops in Xadney and Uri
nary Diseases. BUiouaneas, Jaundice. Consti
pation, Piles, or in BneomaUsm. Neuralgia,
Nervous Disorders and Female Complaints.
SEE WHAT FE0PL2 SAT t
7 7 1 or Junction City, Kanma,
haj, Ki-livy-Wort ciirfM hint after regular Fhj-
MjinK iuur yraro.
I Mr. John Arnall.of WuhiORton, Ohio, my
ricrlMy waafi-iTriinistodio hy four promiwnt
P"T .nil Uat waa afterward, eurad by
lwJijy Wort.
at M. B. Goodwin, an trill or In Charrfca. OI Io
myn ho was tux oxperU-d t livo, bamir hloatod
xcww wntci, wife ANiufy-noriHrM aim.
.iiiiTww or Domn hrd), h. my'
(bataeTen ytmna-xifTt-rinff from kidney tronble
and ntksAsi r-. ....... . . I . .
rwatwam ans WSSUVU UJ Uf leM wl
kidney Wurt.
Joan B. Twronr? of Jarkantt. Tnn., rnillVretl
ror jean from liver aud kidney troublea and
after tukintr Mlarrela of otUvr m-rrlirinai "
Kidney Wort mado him w, II. '
ima-i coto of M.m mery center, Tfc,
-nff-red eight yearn uitli kidney difficulty and
waa nnable tn wtrk. aoduey Wort mails httn.
" wellaxTor.N
1'-
pa-BaseiiSai-ri V fliamm
KIDNEY DISEASES,
LIVER COMPLAINTS,
Constipation and Piles.
. r I - 1... w
- -r ii, wrj veawtaaia reres in
tin cans, one pacuurent whlcii maatssia Quarts
eeatratod, for thiwa Uiaa nairi resdiiy pre-
HT H with mtal tgleinet nlkrr form.
GET 11 4TTIIE UltfGUlSTS. PlilCE. tl.SS
WE M.S. UM IllkDSOV in p -.
Will sead the dry poat-paid.) St SUXCTOX, Tt.
1
32.
IS rare A jr. a
Fari!ng for Profit
TELLS hBW Tn?ttrc
Make Koiey I U f-Vfi
Add,
VALxaima duoajsMsvW
Wawsnais.
5
SA
mil
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
HEALTH of BODY is WEALTH of HJi
Radway's
SilSmilUI EEIill
pnra blood makes soand Bah. rmn w
and a clear skin. It yoa would uave your &3
arm. vour bones sound without cirles. arm
eomptezloa f ar, use Kadwsj i SarsaMrr;
Usa KeaelveaiC.
A remedy composed of Inirredlerits of ew..
.i.. mttj..Aal nmnarflM Ktuntui . -
No ntatter by wnsx name the comouiit ...
be designated, wnettaer It be 8.'roioiA rT.
sumption, ay pallia. Ulcers, Sores, Tumora,
Lunsra. Kidneys. Bladder. Womb. biin. t if
Blomach or Bowel, eltner chrunic or cor.stit';
UUUSI, UIO V 1 1 113 u. .uo uucoovt us Ml uio (J ! j. ,r
ki .k. I . r . a Kidl.l. U
.mtsauJILir.uio wtww, u'liim aun ra.
nsira thesa onruns and waited ilssuea m ..
system. If toe blood is unhealthy, Uie pro.
Vt Dan iuu im uu.ruuu.
The) siraparllllsi Resolvent not only
la a oomDensai.inir remedy, bua secures ttu
mOiHoos sciioa of eacn of tbe or.'ari It est,..
Usnes taroagboat tne entire system fuaetinrui
harmony, aud supplies tne D,xxl-ej.-u wun t
inu.Hiuliaaiili; .uuuu.vi uvn uit7. i ue akUJ.
after a tew days use of tne SarsapartllunC
comes dear and beautiful. Pinipies, muun-j,
AUK. DWli9 Will Ull niUII. W14-, UU ' " '.J ' J t J 1
isores and Ulcers soon cured. Persona .--u j.-nij
from soxorula, isropuve Diseases of the E.
Houta. Kars, Legs, Throat and Glands, tlm
nave accumulated and spread, eltner from
cured diseases or mercury, or from the iue of
Corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a cuntf
toe Sarsaparilllan Is continued a sulllcleni da,
to make Its Impression on tue rystem.
One bottle couUins more of tne active rio.1
pies ot medicines toaa any other preparauu.
Taken In Teepoonful Do9es, while oih. p. p;.
Iulre Ave six times as much. One Dalla,
or Bottle.
MIISTJTE REMEDY.
only requires mlantea not hears to re
Have pain and core acute disease.
E AD WAY'S
Beady Relief,
In from one to twenty minutes, nver falls to
relieve PAIN with one thorough appli. aiion;
no matter how violent or excruciating me ps
the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden. Infirm. Crtpclrtl
Nervous, Neuralelc or prostrated wlih dbwj
man suffer, RADWAX a KKADV KELltF win
allord instant ease.
nflnaasnnttosi ortko KHsm Inflasaaia.
ilea ei iai - . . .1 1
TaalhMhe, Nrsiralicla.
KHfamallii
s kru. Back er Llanba mr InManiiy re
UevoaV . Fever and Ague.
FKVER and AQTJB pored for 50 cents. Tliers
Is net a remedial agent In this world lhatviu
cure Fever and Ague, and other Mai irluus, B111
ous scarlet. Typuold. Yellow and other fevers
(aided by Radway's Pills) so quickly as Rau-
V1T1 RSADT KiU!.
It will In a few moments, when taken acconl.
Ing to directions, cure Cramps, Spasips, Jour
Dtumach. Heartuurn, Kick Ueadaehe, liiarrtiLtL
Dysentery, Colic, ind tn the bowels, and mi
Internal Fains.
Travelers should always carry a brittle of Rid.
way's Ready Relief with them. A few drops is
it er will prevent sickness or p-.'.ln imm
charnre ot water. It Is better than Frem-a
brandy or bitters as a stimulant.
Miners and Lumbermen should always te
provided with It.
CAUTION.
An remedial agents capable of destroying 'ifs
by an overdose should be avoided. Morpuiue.
opium, strvchnlne, arnica, hyosclainus, and
other powerful remedies, does at certain itites
In very small doses, relieve the patient dunn;
their notion In the system, l ut perhaps ihe
second dose. If repeated, may assjravare ai d in
crease the suffering, and another dose caui
death. There Is no necessity for uslnir ih-se
uncertain agents when a positive remt ily liko
Kadwsy's Ready Rel et will stop the most rt
eruclailni? pain quicker, without entauiu u.e
least difficulty In either Infant or adult.
THE TRUE RELIEF.
Kadviti Rkaot Rn.m is the only remedial
agent in vogue that will instantly sup pain.
Fifty Cents Per Bottle.
KABWAT'S
Regulating Pills.
Perfect Purgatives, Soothing Aperi
ents, Act Without Pain, Always
Reliable, and Natural in their
Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly eoat-4 with
sweet cum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and
strengthen.
Radwat s Ptlia, for the cure of all D wleri
Of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Madder.
Nervous Diseases, Headarhe. t onstui itlon, to
tiveness, Ind irestlon, Dvspep-tia, Blllouani-si
Fever, Infl imailon ot the Bowels, Plle. an.1 all
derane-menu of the Internal Viso-ra. War
ranted to effect a periect cure. Purely (
table, containing no mercury, minerals or dele
terious drugs.
tar"obseive the followlnir symptoms resnl'ln?
from Diseases ot the Dlv'e-tlve urirans: t'onstl
patloo. Inward Plies. Fullnea of the Bio d l
the Head, Acidity of the Stomach. Naa-s.
Heartburn. M-gUstof Food, Fullness 0.-Welglil
In the stomach. Sour Eructlnns, r oKlnif or
Fluttering at the Heart, choking e snlTsrtiig
Sensations when In a lying postiue, ra'of
Vision, Dots or Webs Before the sigA'. Fver
and Dull Pain In the Head, Dencleocv 1 r
splrallon. Yellowness of the BtclJi md r.j-
Pain In the side. C'be-t, Limbs. anr swdei
Flushes of Heat, Burning In tne Fl.-sa
A few doses ot Radwat s Pills will free tl
System from all the above-named Disorders.
Price, S5 Cent Per Box.
We repeat that the reader must consult oar
books and papers on the subject of diseases aid
their cure, jinong which may be named :
"rslne and Trne,"
"Railway oa Irritable Urethra,-
"Kadwaj oa Scrofula."
snd others relating to different classes or Da
eases. SOLO BT DRUGGISTS.
READ .FALSE AND TRUE."
Sen1 a letter stamp to RADWATetr.
5eri W"rrm Cor- Chnreh at.,
sVInformatlon worth thousandswlU b 'Kit
to you.
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