B. F. SCHWEIER, THE GOJSnTUTIOI THE uiioi-aid the estoxoekett op the lavs. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXXV. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA.. WEDNESDAY, APHIL 6, 1881. NO. 14. RCCK A BYr, BsBY. Ko k b. bbf ; in '.be iee top. ffuea th-wild Wow. the cr d will reck; eo th boog bend Hie eradle will fail. )jma tumb e baby, and cradle ud alL" n -i, . I vb baby; the m adow'e in bloom; Laon at be sunbeams that dauce in the roin; Ea'jo ibe b.id- with your own baby tnne. Coo ,n .nusbine and flue era cf Juue. Bxk bye, f br; softly it sing, 0 thy crsd.e tbe notber loe eiuge; ,) eoJ.us or coo u( .t even nr daen. Whai wJl ii "ben tbe mother u gone ? rr a bve OabT: M cioudLss the skied. J itt. as ibe Ptu cf J ur own un0bing eyes; tit ibe lull.by over yunr nest Ti at ttudcily rUio htt.e biby to rest E-ck a lye. baby; tbe b'ue eyee will dream fJttl4,l wbn mamma's eyee over tuem bf-am; Sever a am will th woild seem eo fair S eip. little bird there are o cud in the air. r.ck a b e, ta'y; tLe bine eyee will barn Ai.j aebe wub dial your mau.ood will learn sw fit the years coiue with eorrow aud care lib buid.ua tbe wee dimpled eboulders must bear. K ck a bra, baby; there's e. m rg a day Wboce eunowa a mother's 1 ps can't kiaa away: Dta beu its roog w.ll be changed to a ni an; Cioaes tiat baby meet bar al al' ne. Bock a bye. baby: tbe meadow a in bloom. Hay nTcr tlie frueia tall the beauty in loom , Bt thy worl.i ever biic'ut as to-day it is seen, Koc.1- a Lje, laby; tl J ciaale is trten." 1 Bear AdTentare. Di(t Barron was one of tlic most danng ami ijl' picmers, aud be appeared to be c.wtf ite DM unfortunate. Together with e tLt r i cxlibors. Dick had removed In. in Central- Colorado to the western slope of li e Nena Xcvada niouiitaii.s. llUboiue &.ifla wiiiil) ivniantic and laautful fjHit. trd fi-nuie spisarc-d to eo.ile upon Lira so far a bis peeuniaiy matters -were c. utn.til; lor bis laud ie tied will in tbe fi.n iiitr snd tbe uii.es gave a fair yield of e.k'W diis' in tbe oilier monies. Hut iia:h caii.e to the family of Dick. lie first MH ke fell upon bis eldest boy, a i ol tvielTe yeais of ae. Tbe liltie ( Uot ant- foLd ol buutiug, and, with bis i.Li, be w uid olten venture a contider a! it ctai.ce In ui hi home, aDd souie t in wttfuj f-mcittlul in Lrinj-iug down M.hil fiau.t. lint one Lay he w as abeint u. ub lii i d bis usual lime, sxda search eki veiiu bis Diangied reiuains l)iDg at tie luii in ot a leti;:e of rocks. lie bad efiiiea;y taileu trotii ebove and thus met a tiidutu aud crLel ctath. The blow lell LtuTiiy ljk.o Uick and Lis wile, but tbe etui Ure LiaviU up ULdtr bis giiel.wbiiu the wiixm way to lntlaLchol. . JCot i ii; alur a Kcond child, a little girl ol lire years Gi ai;e, sickened and died. It ikjW b peared as ll Aira. Barion would go Uiuu, aud fur a time ber atony as teniLlelo LeLild. Bl'1 this Ulaoually SLU-idi d, auu ibe mother began to slut rhpiuly, auu in a sheri lime after abe lol kivtu tier kule one, leaving alill ai.olber tLiif, a daughter three yeus of age. to the cue ot li e lIlcken laiher. TLe (inif ol D.tk was not of an explo sive cl.or. cler. but it was uet-p and enelur iiig. bail be Lad sou.tUiiui; j et to bve foi, auu be ent to w oik like a lira, e man to j luvice lot Lit little i-va. Winter bad hi iL. and Diik Lad come to tbe cou ciuaii n to make as uuucb as josiibl? in the niiLes betuie tpiiug, and men to eell hts Wi Jtiy aud ko to fcan Francusco, where Lc Atuu st uie the auvanugts of educa tii.ii lur Lit, liitie one. Fur son time tLe ncL;Lboi8 of Dick, as weil as Liu.mii, Lad been u.uch annoyed Ly iti It. tiveial ku.bs aLd sheep bad Leic knitd, and .eiultiy in lare quantities siuliu. 'lbeiewas diffcieuce ot opinion wub le-aru to licse deuret.alious. Mme Sa,d tkiy wtie colnniiiud by Indians, otUiro bi wolves, am otbeis by bears, liu! as to suow bad fallen, aud as the giouuu was tiozen veiy hard, no tracks coa,u be seen. Olb nmtuiug. Low ever, the alarm was fjvtu. A lij.ut suow bad fallen during liic uiglit, auu tracks were ciajuvered. A laij.e tiuiiy bear was the tbtef and de (puuet, auu Le must be hunted down at ouce. U was not supposed that they Wi.ii.d Le obliged to go lar to find the auiu.al, aud to Diet seized bis rifle and juiueu tLe party, leaving but child still in bed. 1 be tncks were fresh, and a dozen ex ciied men were soon on the traiL in a sin tl time they were on the monster; but eatb ii.au paired, turuiug bis eyes toward liek, auu waitiLg fur bun to speak. The bear was siaudiug near the cabin door of Laitun, gaziug at tbe child w ho was sealed iu ibe uuorway, waiclung the movements ol tlie tu.n.al with eviueut curiosity, but wiihi-ui tiLibitiug auy signs of fear. l'u:k felt Lis very Le.irt sink within bim as be saw tuis; but Lis weakness passed aay iu au instant, aud without removing bis eye from the bear, be asked: I 'iieu, tau j ou uscyour rilles with steady Lanils,'' ie,' replied severaL 'Ibtn iaite tbeiu and have them ready. Leuie your aim is good, and that every bui.tt uouill fa buried iu Ibe body of tbe Uni in ca of unng xM hoW r gliQt Willi i give ibe ont' Iusiauiiy every rifle was raised. Uick mcveu caieiully around toward the batk of tbe cawu. It ws bis lnienlion to eutertlie wiuuow, seize bis little one, Jiraw Ltr Lack, aud ebbing the door save Ler. liut now the auimai bevan to utter "'P 6'owIn aud aovauce slowly owaid 1 Lk -1,;-lir 'bw, and exclaimeO: My darling, ge. uji, go into the house, aud cia-e tbe uk.' Ibe thud looked up, smiled, and then aiore, at.eu.piing to do the bidding of the jaiuer. but the mousler advanced with a leariui Lowi auu as the door was closed :aiusi LiuN Le si ruck it with hi huge P"t, baltering it into spliuura. 1 leaned this. J-Ve; but be careful and n injure tbe chila:' cried tbe lather. He enlarged btf ow i piece, aud at the satue lime a uozen other nllcs rang out be Uar tavt a most leartul bowl, turned up n bis eueu.ies, glaring upon them with ejes ot fin, ana seeu.ea just on ibe point ot SLru ging -jpun ibeuu udkn:y, bow- iue leaet apieaied to chause bis bund. 'iuruing quickly arouud, the bicnsler eulered the Cinn. A suriek was uislautly Leaia, sua the father rushed for- kuile in l,n.i l l.i. liut Lc was too lale. lor with a bound, the I V tilL "east Lad dMl..-,l il,n.,...K .i u ,'uln i-va in bis teeth. OU ue ran wim all his speed toward the bybeat mountain eak, while the cries ot tbe .utie one Cmlue back to the ears of the bait-Iraut.c laiher. Aud low the monster began iu ascent, lUi precious burden. Onward ll ,l kua upward, climbing forward, as KJtks tow ermg above rocks arose to ob struct his pathway All this time it kept tip iu fearful howling, and for a time the wails of the child were heard; but they be came fainter and fainter, until ' the sound could no longer be distinguished. At length it disappeared from view behind a jui ting ledge. When the intention of the animal was first made apparent, . kind of tenor seized upon every heart, and a cry of agony burst iroui every lip. And weU might they have shuddered; for they now knew full weli that the ferocious animal was she bear, and that she was carrying the child to ber eyrie den as food for her cubs. For a time tbe father had stood with face blanched with despair, and with form trembling like the browned leaves which till clung to the trees around hiiiu liut tht weakness was only momentary, for be became again the invincible fatber.and, with the speed of an antelope, be rushed for the cliffs, bis eyes fixed upon tbe point where the bear bad disappeared w ith his loved darling. . To any but the father, and to him under any other circumstances, tbe journey would not only have been a weary, but almost an impossible one. But the anxious parent paused not for an instant. Indeed, he seemed ;o gain new strength and courage at every step. .Now a fearful rocky ledge would obstruct his way, but he would mount upward, making a ladder of the frail twigs which hung to their sides. On waid and upward until the giddy height uuon w hich be stood was horrible to con template, liut be did not look back. His child w as further on. And now the point was reached where the bear was last seen. At this instant a strange sound fell upon the i ars of the lather. At first it was only the cry of a child. Then, mingling wiih a, came me nerce growi ol tne she bear, and following this, the yelping of cubs. Oh. what agony tilled the father's bosom at that moment! Could it be loesiblelhat the ravenous beasts were already in the act of devouring his treasure? Dick sank upon the solid rock, while the perspiration ro'led in streams troffi bis face and body. A blindness came over him, and be feit himself unable to move. Then came a voice from below. It ex claiiuea: 'Courage, Dick. I'll be with you soon, and win yet save your child.' "Child! chilu!' murmured Dick as he stalled up. 'Yes, 1 must not give away to this weakness so long; as my child yet lives; and 1 can bear her voice even now.' ftis poor lather became strong again, lie moved forward a few steps, and paced around a point of rock, from behind which came the sounds. A terrible sight met his gaze! A little girl was lying upon her back up on tue rock. 1 he monster was near her. holding Ler down with one of his huge paws, which rested upon her breast. The little one had ceased her strufglings, evidently in despair, and was now sobbing as if iu poor heart was broken. The bear was bleeding profusely, and bad evidently fallen lruin exhaustion. The bullets which bad been sent into ber body- bad given ber, no doubt, her mortal wound; but she was tenacious of life, and could accompluih much alter that wound was received, but before her lite was yielded. Like the parent who now k ught his daughter, tie Drat thought of the bear was tor ber young, and even in ber dying agony she clung lo the food she bad brought then. Only a few feel higher up were tbe cubs. Tkey saw the mother, and they appeared to anticipate a great feast, for they were struggling to reach it, while they lifted their young voices in chorus with that of their parent. Dick knew that be must save his child soon or it would be too late. Smd he re solved to cieep as near as possible tc the monster, and then sp tng upon her with bis knile; for, in his haste and excitement, he bad dropped his tifle. Just as he was moving toward, the bear turned, and their eyes met. t"he dying beast uttered a terrific howl, and then looked down at her victim. Then ibe glanced at her own cubs, and again toward IJ.ck, Her expression seemed to say: -You will have no mercy on my young, wby should 1 bave ui on yours! ' it was a dreadful suspense for Dick, lie was satisfied that tbe bear could bve ouly a few moments, liut what might not occur in those moaienlsf A single blow with ber huge paw and his darling would be torn 4110 1 ragmen ts. A movement up on bis part might cause tbe blow to faiL The hunter becomes so accustomed to the various animals with which be comes in contact that be can almost read their veiy thoughts. Their actions can nearly always be interpreted correctly. So was it with Dick now. lie saw the intentions of the bear, and knew that bis own actions must be prompt and powerful, or it would be too hue. lie clutched his knife, an J with his arm nerved with desperation, hopes, and a fatherly love, he sprang directly at the thuya1 of the monsier, who received bim with a tremendous howl and with mouth wide open. LUd the beast been uninjured the strug gle would have been of short duration, for the odds between a man and a gnzi y bear would be as great as that between a lion and a mcuse. But the monster was now dying, and death was uear. bbe retained all her courage and will, but not ber strength. Dick gave her several rapid blows with his knife. She groaned almost as a human being would nave done, and fell upon her side. But she recoveied in an instant. and striking Dick, she threw bim lo tbe earth. But tbe father had seized his beloved daughter, and throwing her a little apart, she was now out of danger. Not so with himself. lie was now stretched flat upon bis back, and both the paws of tbe beast were upon Lis breast, and he could feel tbe sharp claws euieiiug hu flesh. Tbe two great, glassy ey es glared ii.to his own, tbe terri ble urow 1 rang in his ears, the jaws were extended, the Ions: white teeth glistened, and tbe blood-red tongue was ready to lap up his blood, lie struggled, but could not move. A moment more, and all would be over for bim forever, now Ibe dealb-gnp was fixed ipon biui. Aud, to add to bis agony, he had seen bis child tpnng off and' run toward the edge of the cliff. It would be dashed to pieces in failing, even as iu brother had been. But could this be a misfortune, since the father must diet Would it not be belter for ber to join her loved ones in another world than to remain in this cold one, alonet Just at that instant, however, there came the r port of a rifle. T. e bear relaxed her hold aud fell heavily upon uie doqj ui Dick, lie rolled the animal away and sprang to his feet. A friend had arrived iu lime, and not an instant too soon. lie was holding Eva in bis arms. She was aot hurt. The father could not help shedding tears over bis rescued darling, for never before bad she auDeared half so dear 10 htm. But he re-solved not to expose her loany further danger of the kind, and so be took an almcst immediate departure for tbe home be had selecied in the Oolden stale. Every coupie u uoi a pair Me) Santa C-.1. A prominent lawyer of Battle Creek. Mich., who has been much pestered by troop after troop of boys coining; into his office slamming doors and committing oiner annoyances every time a load of wood is left in the street in frovt of the stair ay, with tbe same inquiry, "Is this your wood ! determined 10 break them of it. lie burns coal, and tbe nuisance hmt hmmm an him! I hit hon . ToH . left at the stairs for the tenant in the attic. who was not at home, and after seventeen boys bad inquired for tbe job of carrying 11 up, ne began to grow furious, but, keep ing his temper, determined to use strata gem. A light knock at the door. "Come in," said the lawyer. A boy opened the aoor. "Cold day; sit down by the fire aud warm yoursell coudo-Ubly." The boy, rather dazed by tbe suavity ana kinuness of his reception, mechanical ly did as be was bid. Finally, recovering bis assurance, he timidly inquired if "that was his wood! "My dear young friend,1 said the limb 01 the law, in his must beguiling accents. "it pains me to disappoint the desires of a young lad whose honesty impels him even to seek tbe low best labor, instead of re maining in idleness. Bat painful duties must be discharged. 1 ou will observe. by allowing your optics lo rest upon the stove, and logically arrive at the .fact which 1 am compelled to disclose to you we Durn anitiracilec-MiL The boy was dazed at the magnanimity and grand eloquence of the informaunn, and and out ol the room with his thumb in his mouth, viguely comprehending thai tlie wood did not belong there. Anctuer knock. Programme repeated with alight change of incuieul and cLai actor Agaiu s lappiug at the door. "Your woudf" "Don'i know. Is it veneering, finished in oil, and carved, with close titling joints, warranted not to separate or crack (" The lad was shrewd enough to see that he was made game of, and disappeared up the second fligul of stairs. Itap tap. "Your wood down stairs. J" "Cau't sty; bring up some, and we will analy ze 11; Uiecloae its component parta. bee U it is labelled, and has an aged ap pearance, ll may be some lost several years ago, when a fifteenth amendment ciuzen resided next lo my house. I un derstand he has "got religion. That boy did not bring up a sample. Again.: " aut tbe wood brought up ?" "What do you ask ?"' "Twenty-nve cenU." "I'll give you that to stand down at the foot 01 the stairs the remainder of the day, and lell every boy you see that it u not my wood. Tue boy did not accept the offer. Tne duor burst suddenly open, and in rushed a gang of s.reel Arabs. -l 11 brmg up your wood tor twonty-fire oeuis." "I'd do it for twenty;" "fifteen;" "ten;" '-five, and then throw you in a chrouio." Tue dignified exponent of justice, with suppraseu hounciuai intention, pointed ca.mly to the coal stove. They slid. "Can I bring up this wood 1 " inquired an Ethiopian lace thrust in at the door. "You may." lie went to work industriously, and soon had it all carried up. Then he went Ut the lawyer for pay. "Did I say the wood was mine I" "N u,' and the light suddenly dawned through his wooly head. Tne lawyer had his revenge. A person wno enters thai hall may be surprised to see ibe sign on the door under the nnu name: "This office bums coaLn Uuw He Hob Her. Professor Pie, school teacher, and a lady whose first name was Iluldah, likewise a school teacher, had kept company in Cin cinnati for many years. The former got to be fifty years old and the latter forty, five, and still the courting went on. Tbe parents of the lady began to think of this thing. They were not very young them selves and when they saw the gray hairs of their daughter, and witnessed the con tinued Interviewing going on between her and the professor, with no satisfactory re sult, tbey became indignant. Tbey for bade the pn.fisssor the bouse in dignified but firm language, and bad it intimated in proper quarters that Iluldah was free. 1 lie professor lor his part was much puz zled, lie had alwsys behaved himself. W hat could be tbe matter I lie became indignant in turn, and declared that be would see iiuldan, and be-banged to the old people, lie did see her, and in her own bouse, too, and she received him with be accustomed sweetness. 1 he old people found it out, and assisted him in the work by absence. lie came again, and they shot blank cartridges at him. Still again, and the boys of the neighbor hood pounded him with fence rails, bev eral times more, and finally he carried away with him in his flight a charge of bird shot. It was a comfort to bim through all his trouble that Iluldah loved him. Nothing could change her faithfulness. She wept with him over the persecutions ot a hollow heai led world, and vowed that nothing could change her affections. But there was no such thing as privacy in bis rela tions wiih her. The old people learned of every meeiing in time to make trouble. If they didn't the boys did. If tbe boys didu't somebody else did. It was must remarkable, lie made appointmeute that h knew were known only to Iluldah and himself; yet they invariably became pub lic, lie knew ha was not given to sleep- walkimr or ileep-Uikint. lie asked ilul- uan if Bhe wat thus afflicted, and she de murely said "uo." ll was extraordinary. There was no explanation of the mystery. The ony ihing certain a tout 11 was that 11 Lade lair to continue, and there would evidently be noplace fur the living couple in the world. One day a bright idea struck the professor. "il'iul " he remarked, thoughtfully ca ressing his whiskers aud wiping his bald ness wiih a handkerchief, '"see here, iiui dahi W e must circumvent 'eut. I have it, tbe very ideal " "Yea, sir," said iluldah, imoothful down ber dress aud looking respecting and interested. "1'beie is but one way. We must get married, liuldahl" . -Ou, sir," sai 1 Iluldah, blushing, and wiih great apparent surprise, "lucre is no other way!'' said tbe pro fessor, smiting one of his thin limbs wub great ue era inalion. "it must be done. Now 1 think ol it. 1 wonder I uidnt think of it betore. It is the only chanuel through the difficulty. I declare 1 wUI not be persecuted in this manner any loneerl "But, sir,'' raid Huldah, with some hesitation, "is n I this rather suddenl "ll is. 1 admit.' returned the pro-lessor frankiv. "but consider tbe difficulty of thoe meetings, my dear. Iieflect hoar we luve been persecuted these these tej tears back. 1 think." The professor made a auht calculatisn, and lousd he had the time about right. "This cannot go on. I cannot do without you, iiuldan, and these annoyances would drive me into tbe grave in ten years mora. No, iiuldah, there is really no other way. 11 must ne done." "Very weli," said Iluldah, resignedly, and the nUhl of the elopement was imme diately selected. The professor, by some special interposition in hut behalf, got off without beiuir disturbed by the otd ueopie or the boys, and went home happier, lor some reason, than he bad been since a boy. the is really preay," he said lo hi.uself. "1 never saw her look so nice as she diJ to night, and there was a twinkle in her ye that was surely new to her. 1 never saw such a twinkle. And 1 think she laughed after 1 a uie away; I could almost swear it was a laugh. 1 ain certain it emerged from her Mom; and it seemed lo me that aue was jumping; and Laving a great deal of surreptitious fuo about souie- th.EC. Ah, well, she will tell me ail about it hcelf, 1 dare say." The elopemenl was a perfect success. The old people were as sound aileep as if tbey had entered lulo a conspiracy them selves. There were no boy s arcuud. The carnage made a great deal of noise, aud the rope ladder was as akward aud noisy as a brass bund, but nobody awoke. Fortune favors us, liuidah, said the professor, as they rode away. "lea, sir, said lialdah, who was as calm as a J utie moruu f, and so happy and good uaiurrd thai she almost forgi 10 be entirely respectful. borne uays luereauer the professor pro posed a visit to the old people. "As my wife, you will be saved ItMii any annov- auce from them," he said, proudly. "Do not be alarmed, iluldah. 1 hey dare not hurt you. That liule ceremony has chauged tilings a good deal, my dear." "Yes, sir, said liuKiau, smiling con fidently, and looking as if her happiness wanted Ler o smile more. o the piofeseor's unbounded surprise, be was kindly received. The old geulle man shook bis hand nearly off, and the old lady had tears in her eyes and kissed him on both cheeks. 1 his u very odd," remarked the pro fessor, looking fruiu one lo another in I rotound astouishment. " You you are perhaps not aware that liuidah aud I are married?" "When did this happen?" asked the old gentleman, apparently wiih some studied curiosity. 1 bree mghu ago, air," said the profes sor, promptly. "ihree nighu ago, heyl" roared the old genileuiau. "And wby didn't it hap pen ten years ago, you Sluoid old procras linaiorf" Tne Professor was s overwhelmed with astonishment that he seemed to be per fectly helpless. "You uear old, foolish old goose S" re marked lialdah, pulling her arms about his neck. Then they sot down, and the old people and tiuldaii told the protessor some little things which he bad skipped in bis youih in his yearning tor higher but less impor tant information. Hubmom 2iuer. Bowyer Miller, a man of admirable char acter and education, when he concluded his legal studies decided to establish him. self in Tennessee. In visiting the Circuit Judges locbiain their certificate of profes siouU qualification, he fell in with bam Houston, Iresh from the campaigns of Ala bama and elsewhere in the tiulf Stales, in which he had accompanied General Jack son, and who had dc-termined to adopt the profession of law. The young men were at once confidential, aud Houston frankly avowed his own educational deficiencies and limited opportunity of qualifying him self, occupied as be had been for the few years preceding in the excitement of tue war. 'Miller,' said he, 'I shall tcil the Judges that they needn't expect much learning from uie. We shall be exauiiued at the same time. If a questi jn of difficulty is asked, dou't be bashful; answer IL Leave those that are more easy to me. ( am not at all jealous. iliiier, who was well qualified, was amused, and promised to do any thing in his power to aid hiui. Arriving at the residence of (he first Judge, tins agiecuient was kept up. Houston iuvanao y introduced tht eiami nation by a narrative of something con nected with tbe war, and with a peculiar admission of bis ow e difficulties in pursu ing his legal theories. A quest .un having been asked upon the absliuse commou-law doctrine of exetut jiy decrees and contin gent reniaiudeia, Air. .Miller modestly re peated the exposition of Lis authorities, aud the J udge amplified the reply with re marks upon the cbaujel of judicial deci sions. VV e are not to suppose tual the ex aminations were very Ux-huical or strict. At a succeeding exau.iuau .n, however, Houston, in rep y to a uue-tion upon the same subject, look up tue reply and re peated the iutonualion tuat he bad acquir ed, and, when they called on the last Judge, Houston observed that the two pre ceding examinations must have b en satis factory, aud Judge Wuite gave his signa ture and made the youug men slay all night. V iOiiii two years from that lime, Houston had been elected either as Stale or District Attorney, whi e Miller, discour aged at tbe pnoeCt of professional suc cess, returned 10 Yuginia. Whj Letter uoesu'i Co. because you forget to address it. Because you forget to slainn it. B cause you forget to write the town or Slate en the envelope. Beci use you used a once cancelled stamp. Bee aue you cut out an envelope stamp and patted it on your letter. Because you used a foreign stamp. Because you wrote Ibe address on tbe top of tbe envelope, aud it was surely ob literated by tbe post office dating, receiv ing and cancelling stamps. And because you put your letter in a blank envelope, and sealed il and forward ed it to tbe Dead Letter Office, where thousands upon thousands of valuable let ters are daily destroyed because the people are either careless or ignorant of the postal laws. And to the above we would add a few reasons wny an answer don't come: Because you do not nu your name. Bccaase- you s:gc so indistinctly it can not be read. Becaase jm do not give name of post- office Because yon do not give name of coun ty- Because yoa do not kjve name of State. Because you write with a penal, which is rubbed off and illegible. Because you use in so pale and dim it cannot be read. Because you write so poorly no one csa read it. Because you do not enclose stamp to prepay postage on tbe answer. The valuation ui Maine has In creased over $11,000,000 in ten years. Taat Prodlgmt So a. A tall woman, wearing a sun-bonnet. came into tbe office of the Galveston Chief of Police recently and, sitting down hard on the end of a bench, wiped her nose, batted her eyes a time or so at tbe Chief of Police, and asked in a voice that remiud ed one of the sharpening of a saw: "Be you the galoot what locks folks up?" , I regret to say that I am occasionally obliged to resort to such extreme measures with refractory persons." "I know all that; but be you the ga loot" - "Tea. madam." "Why didn't you say so when I asked your" "1 did." "You are a liar, and if you don't treat me like a lady, I'll fold you up and sit down oh you," aud she batted her eyes some more like a terrier. "What do you want I" asked the official, looking as if he needed reinforcements right away, and plenty of them, "1 waul that uirty little whelp what married my darter. 1 want to Ulk to him on business, but be evades me. If I could only get a chance to caress bim once mote," and she breathed hard and gritted ber teeth until the official lelt in his pocket for a police whisile. "Vt bat did he dot" "He told my daner that be would give 320 acres 01 land, with a gold mine on it, to anybody who would amperUte my jaw with a boot-jtck. lie said my mouth was like ihe gate al the fair grounds.'' "He meant, 1 suppose, thai it was never shut. 1 don't see bow be came to make any such ridiculous comparison as that. Did you reuiousirale with bim 1 ' "You bet 1 did. I drawed him across the kitchen table by the hair with one hand, while I basted him wi'b a long landled skillet and you should bave hct-rd bim calling me 'mother darling,' and 'pet,' but Providence was agin me. His hat gave way, aid he lit oul before 1 could reason with him any more. Just as like as nut we wid never meet again," and she signed beavily. "lie calm, madam; do not excite your self loo m uch." "1 am cairn. I like to talk about these family secrets, ll calls up sacred recol lections, ll makes tue L'tiuk of my darter's lust bust laud, it was real fun 10 remoa slrale with him. His bar didn't give, lie was game. He sassed back; but, Lord I what a lime they bad folding t j inuuest. That was at Arkansas, tiefore I moved to (ialveston. There was some of his remains in one corner ot the yard, and a few more remains Laugiug on the f encn, and there was right iicart ol him wrapped around the ax-Laudie. Ihe jury knew me, so they brought in a verdict of justifiable bolui- c dis, or suicide, or something .ike that. And now, 10 think of this pesky Utile, worthless, spiuule shanked, goegle-eyed whelp getting clear off, excepting a lew pouuoa of bar. 1 want you to find him tic me. Ycu can know Juiii Ly the brands 1 uiaue on him wit j the hot saiileu Waul ed to amputate my jaw, the hi lie brasi-y whelp 1 Said my moutu was like a gale-, did he?" The official said he would hunt for him and let her know, as she went out, she baited -icr eyes significantly al the official and retiarked r - "You uk! bettor C ) that prodigal son, cr j a,r"'V 04 in n.-io mms haealquanerx.!' A Matter ol sbort Cake. There is one man in Milwaukee who dont want any more prince or princess in bis u. When Leopold and Louise were here a policeman found a west side man talking to two bootblacks oul in the alley by the Plankington House. He had some thing done up in a napkin and was giving the ooys some instructions nd felling them to keep il dark. The whole thing looked suspicious to the policeman and he nabbed the .whole party. The man looked as though he would sink as tbe policeman opened the napkin and found a hulf of a strawberry short cake on a plate. Tbe 'cop asked the man 10 explain. ' ell,' says he, as he wiped the erspiration from ms face, the old woman u lightning on strawberry short cakes, and 10-nighl we had one for supper whicu was simply eleg.inl. As we were eating supper the old woman says to me, 'Josiah, 1 11 tell you what to do. You just take a half ol Ibis shott cake down to the princess. 1 know she never tasted anything like 11, and pue would appreciate il mor n mouey.' Well, like a eousamed feol, Itjok 11 down to Ibe hotel, and wcut upstaiis to the parlor and rapped. A condemned bnglish man came to tue door and asked me what 1 Wanted. I told him about the shortcake, and be said tbe princess was pretty weil fixed lor shortcake aud he helped me dowu the stairs. Now, 1 don't want to lake the shortefeke back borne and make try wife fuel bad so 1 was just hiring these boys to eai it and to take the piale back lo my bouse and say, that the princess was very ihanklul, and hoped my wife would send her a receipt for making strawberry short cake. ' 1 bad almost got Uie thing fixed up with the boys when one of them found there was brown sugar on the sbor.cake. and he wouldn't eat it.' Tbe policeman encouraged the boys to help the old man out, and wuen they started off with tbe plate and napkin, the old man spit on his hands aud said he was going t sund by the door lid thai Englishman that kicked hiui down stairs came out, and then he would give him a bed in tbe ear. The Cutae of Upiun After the first thri.liue.exciting or calm ing effects of opium have worn off then comes ihe reaction, and the physical suf fering u indiscribable. All the functions of the body are deranged, and as a conse quence the sufferings that ensue must be terrible. None but those who have experi enced them can ever know their horrors, and iheir confessions ought to be enough 10 frighten anyone from failing into lue aiuic uirclul condition. Every ouil seems uislocated; the whole system is burning wub fever, and parched with an intolerable thirst; the digestive organs are impaired, the mucjus buing of tbe stomach being de stroyed by tht corrosive power ui the drug; food is loathsome, violent perspiration starts oul from Ibe pores of the skin, lor the opium habit seals up all the excretory f unc tions ot the body. When ihe pores are dried the victim must die of blood-poisoning. There is uo nope. The eyes uecoine duiL every nerve tbrJis and ihrobs with pain, sleep refuses to visit Ihe sufferer, tue slightest loucu olten causes bim locry out. and yet he can not help tossing to and fro in h.s misery. "Oh, the weartuess of this never ending painl said one of these vie tiuis tossing in his misery: "On, would to God this maue me tired! healthily tired, so thai 1 aould tali into a minute s dozer Added to the pain there is generally uiu r prostration, rendering him incapable of con trolling a single movement. Thus, while Ihe pain will not allow bim to remain quiel yel he is too feeble to make a motion lor nimself. The St. ttotbard Tunnel will not be finished until October. AniOclsl Pemrla. Many persons have no doubt been fre quently struck with the great beauty of artificial or imitation pearls. Those who uu-ke it their :-usineas to produce such ar ticles of ornamentation bave attained to e. high degree of perfection in their art; so much so that ia 1863, at the London exhi bition, a Frenchman who was an' adept at their manufacture, exhibited a row of large real and imitation pearls alternately; and wi bout close inspection, we are assured. 11 would bave been impossible even for judge to hive selected the real from the unreal. borne translations from French and German works on this manufacture bave recently been communicated to Land and Water, and from these it ap pears thai the art of making imitation pearls is ascribed to one Jacqain, a chap- let and rosary manufacturer at Passy, who lived about 1660. JNoticing that the w bittfisb, a species of dace, was of a sil very appearance, he gradually collected the sediment, and wuh ibis substance to which he gave the name of cttenct d orient aud with a thin glue, made of parcbiuuut, he lined the glass beads of whieh be framed his rosaries, and after ward filled them with wax. The method of making the louud bead is by heating one end which has been first closed of a glass tube, which then, when blown into two or three tiuies, expands into a globu lar form. Tbe workman then separates the bead, place the end wbick has been heater1 on a wire and Leas the other end. This process is called bordering or edging. The best pearls are made in the same way, the holes of the lubes being gradually re duced by heat to the size ot those of the real pearls, the workman taking each bead on inserted wire, and ey continually turn thein round in the flame ot the lamp used. tbcv become so true as to be strung as evenly as the Oriental pearls. Tbe process of coloring ihe pearl is commenced by hn- lug the iu tenor of the bail with a delicate layer of perleclly limpid aud colorless parchuieal glue; and before it U quite dry lue essence of orient is Introduced by means of a slender glass blowpipe, ll is then allowed lo uo; the pearl is filled wiih wax, aud if intended for a necklace is pierced through the wax with a .eU-bot needle, ibe essence of orient, as it is cul.ed, is tbe chief ingredient in the man ufacture ot tbe pesrL ll is a very valua ble substauce, anj U obtained from the fish above uauied by rubbing Iheui lather roughly in a ltain ut pure water, so as to remove the scales; the whole is then slraiued through a linen cloth, and left for several days lo settle, when the water is drawn off. The aeduueul forms the es sence referred to. it requires from seven teen or eighteen thousand fish to obtain about a pound of this sulielance. Besides the French imitation pear. a, as those above described are called, there are the itouiad pearls, whicu are made of wax, covered wilb a kind of pearly luster. Bui these do not look so well as lue French pearls; while in a heated room, they are apt to soften and tuck to the akin. A very ex tensive trade is now done in the manufac luie and sale of French artificial pearls. v aaiiinaaas Wither. Just preceding the inauguration of Gen eral George Washington he visited his aged mother. A writer gires the follow ing graphic scene : '-There was another female dear to the newly -elected President, and he kept her in final remembrance at the veiy moment of his greatest importance. It was growing late in tne evening of the dav, when Washington mounted his horse, and followed by his man Billv, rode on into the woods of Virginia with speed. In tbe morning he was at Fredericksburg, aud his mother was in hi arms. Marches, perils, victories, honors, powers surrender ed to that piteous look of helpless love. too deep for pude to show through lU tears, aud the President of the new Stat was to h- r a new-born babe again ne dearer, no greater. He was lust in time, for she had but tbe short season of summer to live, and, like many dying mothers, life seemed upheld at four score and five by waiting love till he should come. History is ceremonious as to what passed between l hem, but tbe parting was solemn and touching like the event. "Y ou will see mc no more, she said. 'My great age and disease warn me that 1 shall not be long in this world. But go, George, to fulfill the destiny which Heaven appears to assign you. Go, my son, aud may U.-aven's and your mother's b.es-iug be wilu yu always.' "Passing troth Inat dear, pathetic pres ence, the President-elect perhaps, did not bear tbe plaudit of tbe people in the streets of Fiedericksburg. lie rode all day by tlie load he had come, and reached Mount Vernon before evening, having exhibited :iis power of endurance at the age of fifty seven by riding eighty miles in twenty-four hours. His good wile bad made all ready. 1 he equiiKige and baggage were at the door next morning, aud, leaving Mrs. Washiugiou and most ot the household be- hiuil, he set out Lr -New Y'ork at 10 o'clock on Tuursday, the 10th of April, accomp- nuied by ihjuipsou and Humphreys, ihe new bute was waiiiug anxiously for iu Magistrate." Beientlne Stinei sHooIIbb-. The following on the practical useless ness of the present method of rifle shoot ing is pretty go. d: A man belonging to a village rifle team was recently on the plains of Wyoming lerrito y look ng for game, f many tue party signiea an eik at 8 0 yards and prepared to shoot him. lie Was a noble buck. Ihe member ot the rifle team put a blanket down among the s gc-brusu and a lisiicaliy placed him self upon bis back, with bis left arm like a figure 2, supporting his neck, and hu right arm, like a figure 7, supporting the afl end of the rifle. The measure of the wind was taken, and the siguu were ad justed, while the expert made a figure 8 wuh Lis legs aud rested the rine s Duw ne tween the toe- of Lis suoes. The measure of bis forefiuger was now taken by a pat ent uiacuiue, aud the trigger wa- filed off slig tly on the near side iu order to be ad justed to the weight of his linger. Tw. men were then sent out to put flags each side of the lk to tov the bounds outside which the rifle teamster was not to fire; bul the elk thought it had waited long enough an run away. Heuw Si-auol ICaosbs. An important element in the cave of churches, schools, concert rooms and other balls would seem to be a thorough knowl edge of the amount of heat necessary to the euioynierl of bodily comfort and health. As different temperaments disagree ia this niatiei, il would seem important that, es pecially in sc hools, it should not be en entirely to the opiniwn of one teacher or Dnnciual. In the public otncea In tng- hind a heat of 63 degrees Fahrenheit nas been found most useful, and accordingly is Rene rally adopted. Would it not be wise if exnenmenu were made in this matter, and a degree of heat fixed which wou.d be best adapted to our climate, and which could hereafter be maintained in all large assemblages, and especially where gather ings ot children are held, as they are ihe most suficer. uble to changes of atmosphere Mwll Ftsartnc tm Cab. A visitor in Havana writes they tad a bull fight on Sunday at Keels, across the barb-. 1 went to see it. 1 snail always be sorry that 1 didn't stay away, because it has destroyed my fail h in pictures. Up on the ferry boat two ot the matadors were the centres of observation. Tbey were literally 'gotten up to kill.' How they did waggerl Each bad brand new black pantaloons gold-embroidered short jackets, with about len yards of parti colored silk wound about the waist, frilled shut fronto and other trappings too numerous 10 detaiL The red cloth, which was destined to provoke the ire of his bull ship, was carried over one shoulder with jaunty effec. These a ere the gentlemen or tbe amateur tiyhteis, and this tbe day of days for whieh they bad so long waited to prove their powers. In dreams. perchance, tbey had seen themselves stand ing in tiie cuire of the arena, with one foot upon the slain beast, holding aloft the bloody weapon red with the blood of tbe enemy, while tLe plaudits of thousands of admiring witnesses rang upon the air. The structure where the con diet was to occur proved to be a wooden imitaiion of the Colosseum. A row of boxes encircled the upper portion, which were well filled with tbe demimonde. Sloping downward toward the centre were the open seats mere planks, arranged as in a circus. Tbe central ring was about 100 feet in diameter and encircled by a close fence about seven leet bigu. A box decorated with tbe bpaiuUn arms was reserved for the official? conducting the entertainment and for Ihs Chief of Police, a gorgeous party, in red. blue and gold lace. A young sport ap peared in tbe ring upon a fine Kentucky horse and to this resplendent cavalier tbe key of the bull-pen was thrown. Tbe gate was opened and the performers appeared. First, the four matadors, with brisk step and air, wheeling smartly in front of the directors. 1 hen came the mounted cabal leros, whose mission was to stir up Taurus w iih a barbed pole. Four of these, also mounted upon tbe galvanized remains of what bad once been horses beasu of a build out vicing tbe steed of Don 0,uiiot6 or the historic and shadowy Pegasus bestrode by the gallant leader ot the u ackerel brigade. Even these poor old hacks lell a tremor of excitement aud pride in their ancient boues and essayed a feeble attempt al gaiety. Perhaps the spurs bad something to do wiih it. Be hind these came tne "professionals, who were to "coach" the ambitious youths in then- Work a villainous-looking gang thai one would not like to meet on a dark night. Then lue ring was cleared, and a moment later in dashed the bull, a noble old fellow, with bis eyes lull of the lury of coming battle, turning quickly here and there, ready to charge anylhii g on sight. A parti-colored bunch of ribbons Uu'tered over his back, pinned by a cruel hook into bis hide. How beautdul and strong he looked, stand.ng there pawing the earth high in the air! Now a "coacher' came oul from behind one of the several screens which gave refuge lo the tormentors and shook bu cioth. Enough said: down went the old bull's head, aud about two seconds later down went the matador, but be was only bruised a little and scared a good deal. Now the animal had his hands, or rather his horns, full of business. A light-footed lellow managed to pin a couple of daru (1 believe tney call them Daudohers; into the bun s shoulders, from which bunches ot ribbons fluttered gaily. Another threw a clcth over his horns, aud our am-iieur who had been rolled in the dust got in a slight cut wiih his sword. In the next round the bull tossed the gilt edged youth over the fens-e, greatly to the delight of the audience. Good again! Score one for the buil! After this per formance Taurus retired to tbe opposite side of the ring; and looked as if he wondered what ihey would try next. If a bull ever laughed this one did when be saw that matador sidle around the edge of the ring and dodge nervously behind the screens. All of the fight was knocked out of ibe chap. The cuachers' urged him on in vain. Now the bull went for one of the unhappy old steeds, rolling him over with his rider in a common heap. He teemed to regard the horses (so called! as beneath his notice, and became aggressive only when the rider pneked bim with ins lance, bo ihe sport went on lor an hour. I he bull, they aud, could not be killed. bo a feliow came into the ring with a lasso and a nioineni later a cowaidiy dirk had found a vital spot and the only hero of the fighl fell dead. Tuen the half-gored old equines were pushed nut of sight and a fresh bull sent in, with a repetition of the same disgusting aud brutal sights. Aw Old Baraga A circus man aver says Canada was a big, ugly devil of an elephant belonging to Slaybie s combination when I was with them. We bad trouble first with him in Chicago, where we were showing in an iron building near the court bouse. He had one of bis tantrums, but before he got thoroughly started and went to breaking things tbey tripped bim with ropes, threw him down, and beat him untd be 'hol lered,' which is the token of submission. But die fit came on him suddenly a few days afterward, and he opened the pro ceedings by knocking down one end of his barn, and walking; out into the street. 'He wandered about, doing as much mis chief as a tornado tossing hacks into tbe air, fluxing porches across the street, tear ing down signs and lamp-posts, and play ing tbe deuce generally. But be didn't kill am body. Not that the citizens of Chicago gave him much cbauce, for about all be could gel to .see of tbem was coat tails disappearing up stairways or vanish ing in the distance. And they turned ibe bridges to keep bim from getting over to tue north or west sides of the town. Finally ihe keeper got him under coninu 1 ben ituy sjut nun up to Mr. Maybie's farm at Dels van, Wisconsin, with the rest of the menagerie, to wimer, and that was where he played the last ail of his life. Father and 1 were training our horses here at the lime, and Canada s keeper was endeavor ing to break him for some ring perform ance. One day the brute got one of ais spells upon him, rushed from the ring out into Ihe stable yard, and began an in discriminate slaughter of the animals in thai enclosure, in a few minuies he bad kiLed two buffaloes, a sacred cow, a sacred ox, a couple of elks, ti ree or four horses and pomes, and a white cani'-L He would seize the animal, toss it up in the air.catch il on hisiusksas it came down, and then either jam or irample the life out of it. When be had kided everything In sight be sallied out tor down town. The alarm had gone ahead of biut, and the popular excitement was past description. A trap was set with a long chain aud an enormaus block ot atone to eutangle bis legs and hold him. The chain was as thick as any log chain, and the stone which had been intended for a c jrner-slone, or something of the sort, and had a large iron ring in il was big as a bureau. When tbe trap wa set a man ran out in sight of Canada, and the elephant, who wouid rather kill a man than anything else, look after him. The trap was successful so far as making tbe chain and stone fast, NEWS IV KKIKF. The army worm baa bsen known in this country since 1713. Maine raUes nearly 7,0t0,C09 bu.-h-els of potatoes pr an im. R-t. John nll has b"n offered $30,000 to go Chicago to preach. There r 60 OfW tewer nnJer wheat In Englan I than In 1374. The buy erop of Nw York Is worth vT $60,000,000 pir anum. The farm fence of Pa., $179.- 8.14,404, and the annual repairs $9,833, 018. About a quarter of tha Vermont towns bav elected women as superin tendents of schools. A sleep'rie-car costs, ot. an avr s?e. about $12,000 and earns about $1. 000 a month. Harriet. Keener Stowe 1 sixty nine years old and her husband scveu-ty-one. From 1343 to January 1, 1SS1. Cal ifornia furred out in gold aud silver $2,139,253,000. Ex Governor Walker, o( Virginia, Is about to become a citizen ot New York. The first crnspsnf the United State was taken ia 179o. The population was 3.9J9.328. Ohio has 23,363 pensioners, of whom 2 02d are widows of soldiers of the war ol 1312. The Masonic fraternity, an-onling to the latest figure, hat 44,500 mem bers in Germany. Yirzlna claims live of the twentv- elght new Iron furnaces built in the cnited Sta'es lat year, MezztiLto en graving was Invent ed by '.he celebrated sol 'r and Al miral, Prince I .pert, in 1850. Canadian papers report an un isu- ally large demand for hordes, partieu- lary lor export to Ibis country aud to Manirob.1. The population of the German 2 n- pire, according- u the eeusus juet com pleted,' is 45,194.172. The report of the Xew York riv ing binks lor 1S0 shaves an iiu-r.as in savings of $45,000,000. The amount ot money invested in manufacturing ei.ternris-'S in Xew Jersey is about $39 UO0.O 0. The net earnings of Sins Sin?. Xew Yrk, Peeltenna-v for the ro jikq of December were $2,295. The total nun ber of Grmsn im migrants to this country during tbe past year whi 7d.690. Over 150 new butter and chee- factories will b ereced in Iowa this year, making 4W) in all. Two hundred and fiftv thousand dollars' worth of California fruit was .sold In Chiei?-) last year. Queen Cirolinp. widow of Kinir Christian VI 1 1, of Denmark, Udeal, a me age of 83. She was nivrlj 1 iu isia. Mille. L'tta 13 ensrased to be mar ried to Mr. Cleveland, the tenor of the Strakosch Concert Trupe aud mana ger as well. The amount of money authorized to be expended by tbe aopropnaiion b lis which Congress has passed is $191.21.- 163. It Is estimated that the Insurance companies of this counlrr are no v car rying; risks to tbe Amount ol 17.000.- too. There are two and a Quarter mil lions of horses in Xuglaud au i Scot land. Their worth ie average! a. $1 JJ each. There were laid In the United Stales during tbe past year 7,207 miles ot new railroad track ou 234 d.ff .-rent lines. The recelpU of tho Paten. OlUoe for the year ending DtfCiiubir3l, lsso, were 749,665, aud the expeuditures 533,865. Ihe yearly value of tbe London smeke whieh it is proposed tc convert into u-eiul products is reckoned al $10,625,000. Daring the last ten years the roval lottery has yielded the Italian gov r.i ineul $I24,U0100J iroui l,7sa,lJ,77J Hi kets issued. in France the damaze cause 1 bv the ravages of wolves bos ojen ro jzhir estimated to reach a sum of 5j,ooj,uoO ol iraucs a year. Senator Blaine pavs taxes In Au gusta, Maiue, on $15,000 w .rth of pro- peny. 11 : also owns VJ,WO wo-tn of Jiaiue Sjite bonds. Xiue-tenths of the fixed canttal of all the civilised people iu the world is embarked iu agriculture, which em ploys 2JO,0uO,(XaJ of uieu. Tee Illinois Senate pissed a bill appropriating $1,J0 to erect a monu ment over the urave ol Sha lrock lijild tue first Governor of thai S'. te. The estimated value of school nrs- penv in the scaur, ouuide Paliad l.iina. is $19,eJ3,792. lu tn- city named the vaiue is set dowu at $5,U3J,3J0. It takes one 'hour and a half to wind up the clock in Trinity cburen. X. Y. The wire is 2S0 feel long aud usual us a weigut i 1.50J pouuls. General G. M. Dodge says that at least 8,000 miles of new railroad track iU be laid in the L aiced ataies ami Mexico within ihd next twelve months. Secretary Evaru is said to have spent $2J,UOJ a year auove his saury Ui.e ne was ai Washington, uiueu ut it being for enveilaiuuie.iu prjperly uarg jaoie 10 me 1 resideut. Upward of 2,221 young girl are at present aiteudiug tue panning and ira wring cla.-8-si lu Suite au t milmcioal schools iu France, while l,95j are siudyiog music lu various coheres, Two allopath ii! physicians, one nou.e jpathic, aud ona ecleetie are ser ving auiieaoiy together as a co n elUee tppvinled by ihe Cuueouou. Egisla- .uxe to draft a medical pi'aeuce act. Tbe Unite 1 suites possessed only inrtv-uiiie public lioranes in lue year 1 Sad. Ihe uumoer boa no risen u almost 3,800, aud the number 01 vol umes contained in thaw e it.ee ad thir teen mi.l.ons. Xewnham Hall, the lady's college at Cambridge, England, bos six resi deut lecturers aud niuety students. Miss Miuturn, daughter of tne late KoDeri Minium ai Xew Yurie, is oue of Mewuhaa'e alunc. Daring 1S31, according to tho fig ures jjsl made up by the American iron and Se!l Association. l'ie total amount ol' pit iron was 4.2 (5,214 louS against 3.o7o.375 ion iu 1370, a a in crease ot 1,221,5J9 net ton-,. The therunometT rajel in Fabru ary on tbe vtp 01 M juui Wasbiugto.i fioui 36 degrees beiow onibeseconl day to 0 decree ubove on the 2 sib. 1 he greatest range in any onedty was 38 degrees. The highest Telocity of the wand was 110 males per hour. if i.r -i iia t'.l .- I- pi I 1 ' ii 1.1 t'f Si 1 !: $ I l ii i-rf- 1! :vr u. I n 1 . 1 V lif 1 "! y, -', H