1 k i i 1 $1 u ' 'i'l ; I . i ::f i:'M '-J . :i-::t ;nod Mr. Sprue. "Hurry up there, and get your tickets, gentlemen!"' shouted a limn in blue coat and brass buttons, with l be company's badge on bis coat. There was a general scramble for the head of the line, and a hurried falling back to less eligible places by those who tailed 6 secure the first. I never bad any luck in gaining a good place in a crowd. A tall man, with a high bat, always would go in between me and what ever sight was to. be seen. If it ra'ned at the circus, the inevitable at wo man, with the green umbrella, always bounded my horizon. In the ruth to hear a popular preacher, I have been tortunate enough to secure a camp-stool at the lat end of the aisle, but most commonly have had to put up with "standing room" in the third or fourth rank, catching here and there a word of the discourse, but Dot a glimmer of the sense. This time I fared as usual. Elbowed out at every attempt to gain a better lodg ment, I fouud myself at last at the extreme end of the queue. "Hurry up, 1 say!' kept shouting he in brass and blue. But in spite of all the line shortened slowly. I was getting nervous. The next day was Thanksgiving, which I bad agreed to spend at Deacon Patchin's be twecn whose daughter Polly and myself certain tender negotiations were then in ac tive progress. To miss the train involved the choice of either giving up my visit or waiting several hours piul arriving just in time to find Polly in the pouts uid take a longing look at the cold remains of that es pecial turkey of whose growth in fatness Polly's postscripts had kept me from time to time advised. "Hurry up! less than a minute till the gate closes!', admonished the blueiand brazen official as at last 1 reached the tic ket window. "Ticket to Huggiusport, I said, hurriedly- "Two dollars," replied the ticket man, slapping down his stamp on a piece of card board with the heel of his hand. "I've lost my pocketbook." I exclaimed withdrawing the liaud sent in search of it. Here was a fix ! I had started with a liberal supply of the one thing needful for Thanksgiving at least so far as material pleasures go and here I was without a penny to pay my fare, and not half minute of spare time! i looked around helplessly. "i perceive your embarrassment, sir" said a grave-looking gentleman, whose white choker and a long skirted coat left no doubt of his calling "I perceive your embari assment, sir, and shall be happy to relieve you of it- Get your ticket out of this; ou can hand me the change and re mit the rest," As he spoke he placed a twenty dollar bill in my hand. 'But, my dear sir" I begun. "Pray don't waste time in compliments. My name is Hev. Speedwell i?prue, of Cliapelton, to which address you can remit the trifling sum advanced. I ask no bet ter guarantee lhan your countenance." "1 accept your favor," I replied, "with warmest thanks." My name is ilodiah Trimbley, white goods clerk Twist Sc Bob bin, of this city," "Come sir, tlo yau wish the ticket or not?"uemauded the man at the window, with his thumb on the spring that held up the slide. I threw down the bill, lie hastily counted out the change and banded me it and the ticket. The former I passed to the obliging stranger, whose hand I had bare ly time to press in parting, as I left him waiting for another train. The gatemun was in the act of closing the passage and the last bell was ringing as I hurried through and jumped aboard, with views of human nature considerably eleva ted by the trusting confidence shown by the liev. Speedwell Sprue theugh I doub ted whether it would do to sell white goods on the same credit system. from Mr. Sprue and his chiidlike faith my thoughts gradually turned to Polly Patchin, and 1 had already laid the grouud pians of several lairy cottages, in which, with love and Polly to lend their charm, I could have laughed at the proudest prince in his palace. "DickervLKe '." sang out the conductor, as the whistle blew and the train slowed up at the first stopping place. Two men with lanterns--it was a night train came bustling through the car, scanning the passengers ciosely. "Hal this looks like him," raid one of then i, holding his lantern to my face. "Fills the bid exactly !" cried the other glancing troui me at a paper in his hand. "Come, sir," he continued, placing a band roughly on my shonlder. "If I am cot Ciistaken it was you who bought the lat ticket for this train." "It was," 1 answered, looking up aston ished. "And paid for it with a twenty dollar bill," he added, "receiving the change." I acknowledged the fact, but w ith no abatement of surprise. "That bill," he proceeded, "was a coun terfeit, and we've been telegraphed to arrest you." I endeavored to expostulate, and ex plained as well as my contusion would permit the circumstances under which I got the note. "A likeiy story !" was the sneering com ment ; -there's so many good Mr. Sprues you see g 'ing about lending money to to tal strangers. What did you do with the change now f " "Handed it back to Mr, Sprue,' I an swered. "A clever dodge," said one of the men as the two exchanged winks. "Come aloDg!" they commanded and without further ceremony I was hustled from the train, dragged to a neighboring calaboose and locked up. .Next morning I was taken before a jolly-looking Magistrate whose face was a guarantee that I should at least have a fair hearing. "Well, young cntleman, what haveycu to say to this?" he began. I was proceeding with my story earnest ly when to my great joy who should enter but my kind friend, Kev. Speedwell Sprue, in company with a stranger of a very dif ferent appearance. 'Oil, Mr. Sprue, how g!ad I am to see you!" I exclaimed. "A word from you will clear up this unfoitunate affair." To my great chagrin Mr. Sprue, instead cf promptly answering my appeal, turned aside and quite Ignored my presence. But his companion promptly stepped forward. "Do you recognize this?" he asked pla ctae in my hand an article taken from bis pocket. 1 do!" I cried; "it's my own pocket book." "Of which you were robbed by that per son." he replied, pointing to the Reverend Sprue, "who.-e real name is AJittb Dawks, a noted thief aud forger, whom Pre been locking for. X witnessed his performance at the depot last night and saw h ) w. after stealing your pocketbook, be made you the instrument of putting off a bad note that he might pocket the change. Though I'm a detective, 1 didn't interfere, wishing to follow Dawks to the den in which he works and keeps his tools, and knowing the worst thitt could hpen would be your temporary deteLtion. This morning 1 hurried on, with the double purpose of securing your release and your identification of Mr. Dawks." I was too late to See the turkey in his glory, but Polly, bless her I had Eaved me a nice piece, and the story of my ad venture was the event of that Thanksgiving nignt. Everybody laughed but Polly, who again blets her I was quite indignant at the wrongs which I had suffered. What's the best definition of a quill? Something lakeu from the opinions of one t,oose to spread the 'pinions of an other. The Washington, Pa., crematory makes reduction to clubs ot ten. bMYTUECixs says some men stick to you like a plaster a bore us plaster. Removal of Mains aad Spots. Matter Adltering Mechanically- Beating, brushing, aud current of water either on the upper or under awe. Gum, Sugar, Jelly, etc Simple wash ing with water at a hand beat. 0rtMne. White goods, wash with soap or alkaline lyes. Colored cottons, wash with lukewarm soap lyea. Colored wool ens the same, or ammonia, bilks, absorb with Frew h chalk or fuller's earth, and dissolve away with benzine or ether. OU 'oUirt, Varnish and Ltsins. On white or colored linens, cottons, or wool ens, use rectified oil of turpentine, alcohol lye, and their soap. On silks, use benzine, ether, and mild soap very cautiously. Stearins. In all cases use strong pure alcohol. Vegetable Colors, Fruit, lied Wine, and Ji't-d Jnk. On white goods, sulphur fumes or chlorine water. Colored cottons and woolens, wash with lukewarm soap, lye or ammonia. Silk the same, but more cautiously. , Alizarine Ink. White goods, tarta ric acid, the more concentrated the older are the spots. On colored Cottons and woolens, and on silks, dilute tartaric acid is anDl led cautiously. Jilood a,1 Albuminoid Matters. Steecing in lukewaim water. If pepsinc, or the juice of Carica jxtpaya, cuu be procured, the spots are first softened .with lukewarm wajer, and then either of these substances is applied. Iron Spots and Jilack Ink. White roods, hot oxalic acid, dilute muriatic acid with little fragments of tin. On fast dyed cottons and woolens, citric acid is cautious ly and repeatedly applied. Silks impossi ble. Lime and Alkalies. White goods sim ple washing. Colored cottons, woolens, and silks are moistened, and very dilute citric acid is applied with the finger end. Acids, Vinegar, Sour Wine, Must, Sour Fruits. White goods, simple wash ing, followed up by chlorine water if a fruit color accompanies the acid. Colored cot tons, woolen and silks are very carefully moistened with dilute ammonia, with the finger end. f In case of delicate colors, it will be found preferable to make some pre pared chalk into a thin paste, with water, and apply it to the spots. 1 Tanning from Chestnuts, Green Wal nuts, etc., or Leather. hite goods, hot chlorine water, and concentrated tartaric acid. Colored cottons, woolens, and silks, apply dilute chlorine water cautiousiy to the spot, washing it away and reapplying it several times. Tar, Cart Wh I Grease, Mixtures of Fat, Jiosin, Carbon, and Acetic Acid. On white goods, soap and cil of turpen tine, alternating with streams of water. Colored cottons and woolens, rub in with lard, let lie, soap, let he again, and treat al lernately with oil of turpentine and water. Silks the same, more carefully, using ben- cine instead of oil of turpentine. Scorching. White goods, rub well with linen rags dipped in chlorine water. Colored cottons, redye if possible, or in woolens raise a fresh surface. Silks, no remedy. The Tarautula f puler. This name is given to a large spider, ob served at first in the neighborhood of Tar entum, in Italy, and for the bite of which considered poinonous, music and dancing, were said to be the remedy. Certiin eongs and airs were solemnly used for the occa sion, and the tarantula itself danced to the air of the "tarantella." The truth is that the bite produced disorders of the uervous system, with strong convulsive movements, which was exaggerated into dancing. This disorder seems to have occurred frequently in the kingdom ot Naples during the six teenth century, to have been nearly simi lar in its character to the disease which was originally called "St. Vitus' Dauce,""andto that which has occasionally prevailed in parts of Scotland, and has been called the "leaping ague." The patients, nearly all of whom were women, soon after being bitten, as it was supposed, used to fall into a stupor, from which nothing revived them but the sound of such music as pleased them, on hearing which they had an irresistible desire to dance. So long as the music continued, and was in tune and sufficiently lively, they would eo on jumping and dancing till they fell exhausted, and all the time some used to shriek, some to laugh and sing, some to weep. When after a short rest, they had recovered from their fatigue, they would agaia begin to dance with as much vigor as before, unless the music were played slowly or confusedly, when they would stop and grow anxious or mel ancholy ; or even if the music were not soon made agreeable to them, would.fall into a dangerous-state of stupor. The dis ease used to last about four days, and seemed to be cured by the profuse perspi ration brought on by the active exercise ; but it often returned at the same time in the following year, or even for a succes sion of years, and on every occasion re quired the same treatment. The nervous affection was called the Tarantismus. Since it has been found that the bite of the tarantula can produce no such strange effects as these, many have suspected that the disease ascribed to it never really exis ted, but was feigned for the purpose of ex citing pity, or for the pleasure of d uicing. There is good reason to believe that in most instances it was merely counterfeited; but ttere can be no doubt that such a dis. eise has occurred, and has given occasion to the practice of the fraud. The habits of the tarantula are very cu rious. Its jaws and feet are large and strong ; its legs and feet are furnished with long stiff spurs, with which the ani mal seizes its prey ; and its foremost two pair of feet are furnished with a down, like a brush, which the tarantula employs in making its toilette, and in crawling on smooth surfaces; the fett are terminated by two strong nails. When full grown, it inhabits underground passages, forming a burrow sunk to the depth of a foot be neath the surface ; and this burrow not on ly protects the animal from the pursuits of its enemies, but serves it as an observatory whence it may dart on its prey. At first the hole sinks perpendicularly, then bends and forms an almost horizontal elbow, after which it resumes its direction downwards. At this elbow the tarantula stands sentry, lever losing sight of the doorof iud welling ; aud here the creature's eyes glitter like diamonds, rendered bright like those of a cat, by darkness. Externally, the opening of the tarantula's burrow is surmounted by a funnel, constructed of pieces of dry wood united by clay, and lined with a web spun by the spider, which is continued through the whole interior of the burrow. This prevents the fall cf earth, and enables the arantula by its clans quickly to ascend cr scale its fortress. M. Leon Dufour has described the mode cf hunting the tarantula, mostly in May and June, at Valencia, in Spain. The Apulian peasants imitate at the mouth of the hole the humming of an insect by means of an oaten stalk, and so lure the tarantula to the mouth of the burrow, and capture him. It is easily tamed. M. Du r put two full-grown and very vigorous '. e tarantulas together in a glass vase, and then witnessed a combat fought with Aondeiful strategy, until the ferocious vanquisher mortally wounded his enemy head and then devoured him. Good Reliable Signs. "Xo," said the vagrant with a sigh, "times are getting better, they're not what they used to be. A man's offered more work that wittals." "Haven't you signs amongst you so that you kniw where to go, and how you will be treated and all that sort of thing." "Well, we each have signs of our own. If I see big, powerful bulldog hanging around the front door, I take that as a sign meaning 'move on.' If there are a few stout men in the next field to the house, that means too much gristle and too little meat.' - If large pile of cordwood stands by a house with a bucksaw reclining against it, that's sign for 'sawi-edga.' Oh, yes, we have lota of signs good re liable signs, too.1 AGRICULTURE. High Grades Better max Scritbs it onuta no more to keep a good am mal than a poor one, and generally not as much. A niga graue steer, lor in stance, is ready for market from one to two years earlier than a scrub. The object iu raising a steer tor beef, and now u gei nim w tne diock in the most desirable form, from the butcher's standpoint, in the shortest period after bis birth, and at the minimum of cost is the leading question for the farmer or feeder to solve. The high grade steer is ready for market from one to two years sooner than the scrub can be put into that form. The former more easily digests and assimilates his food than the latter, and appropriates more of its nutritious principles. When ready for market the grade turns the scale generally at one-third more than the scrub, the meat Is laid on where the butcher wants It and Is far better in quality, hence brings a higher price. Here is the differe ace in the cost of keep ing or from one to two years general ly two and a third heavier carcass, besides the difference per lb. in the price of the meat. The truth is, it is impossible for farmers in the older Slates, not only in the .bast, but in tne States east of the Mississippi river, to raise scrub stock profitably. The Western cattle-men, whose herds are counted by thousands, are now ''bree ding up" their native stock a fact that makes it imperative upon bis com petitor farther east, to raise cattle that are well-bred, that inherit a large capacity from consumption, digestion and assimilation of food, and mature in from two and a half to three years at most. The Wild raHsmp. We notice two or three deaths have taken place through tne eating or this root, there fore we give our readers a few details of the bulb. The botanical name oi this same root Is pastinax satlva and it belongs to the odor of umbellifem. It is a relation of parsley, water hemlock etc., and Includes several very poison ous members in its growth. Whether wild and garden parsnips are not one and the same thing we are uuable to find out; of one thing we are certain, that a garden becomes deleterious the second absolutely poisonous the third year, it is this circumstance that should make persons careful in buying this vegetable, and in parsnip bedsol old standing great danger is run, lest one of the old roots should become in cluded among the recent growths. The only certain way is never to plant pars nips onthesame ground twice running. Care should also oe taken not to allow cattle to stray on old parsnips bed, as many have been killed by want of this precaution. The treatment in case ol poisoning consists of producing vomit ing by means of sulphate of zinc or tartar emetic together with large amounts of tepid water as a dilutent. Alter the stomach has been well cleared administer viungar mixed with water, and if insensibility occurs apply warmth, friction and blisters. Should infiammation supervene general auti phlogistic means should be resorted to. Improving Poor Laxos. How can these old fields be made to produce abundant harvest at a cost that will enable the crops to pay a fair Interest on the investment for the labor?" This question Is a very important one tor farmers as well as others. Land has been neglected, and, worse still, exhausted by repeated cropping with scourging crops, till the average of our wheat production has been lowered to eighteen bushels, some of them to eo low a yield as to be an actual loss to (he farmer. There was some excuse for the system of over-cropping when the farmer bad to rely entirely upon the wheat market; but now, with good markets for meat and wood, butter and cheese, there exists no longer a plea tor an uninterrupted succession ol ;;raiu crops till the soil is thoroughly exhausted. The farmer who would re- tore to impoverished lands their lorui- erproductiveness, must teed sheep and tatten cattle on his land, iiut that land is eo impoverished that live stock would starve oa it. Let Lim, then. sow buckwheat, oats, rye aud clover, not to sell the gram grown, but for soiling and to plough them uuder crop After crop till there is again u veget able mold within the soil that will pay nlui a remuneration for his labor. This Is the work of time ; it is, how ever, the acquiring of a new farm that w ill yield as heavy crops as the old larui did in the clearing. Bbosze Turkeys. The bronze vari ety of turkeys a cross between the tame and the wild family is superior to the corn -non turkeys in size, hardi ness, and tenderness ot nesn the lat ter a prevalent trait of wild game. The male wild turkey, In a fully de veloped stage, is an imposing looking bird, often attaiuiug a weight of forty pounds, or more. The general hue of their plumage may be called black, but is often lelieved by a strong bronze or copper color, giving them a rich ap pearance wneu tne sunlight falls fairly upon them. At certain seasons of the year the male of the wild turkey is full of ( he fire of battle. Frequently the soli tude ot the forest will be broken by the sonorous gobble of defiance. Anou a re sponse, equally belligerent, will be heard. Guided by these notes of chal lenge and acceptance, the parties ra pidly approach each other, aud when iu full view tbey rush together with a startling shock, and the tug of war commences, it is rational to infer that an infusionof wild blood would tend to hardiness, a characteristic in which the young of the tame variety are greatly deficient. A brief ramble in wet grass usually sutnees to finish up a young tame turkey, while a wild one of like age will rarely succumb to a kindred drenching. It is owing mainly to this uaruiness. ot .constitution the bron zed or crossed breed is so highly prized ny pouiiry-areeders and tne general public. A New Beiab Ekapicator. Any plan to cli'ectually remove or eradicate the pestiferous briar from the lots will receive a respect l ul hearing, and the following from a "briar man" may be worm trying, iie writes : e never forget how effectually a large pitch of briars in a field was destroyed, by cut ting off the briars, burning them. plowing tne land, and towing daily thereon a small amount of grain and harrowing it. Hogs were then turned In, who, in hunting for the graiax turned up the briar roots and eat them, and this process was continued for a week or more, when the land was round in tilth, much fertilized and free from briar roots or briars. They never were there seen after ward. The needle gun Is the invention of John Xicholas Breyge, a Prussian locksmith, lie was nineteen years old when the battle of Jena was fought. and picked up a musket upon the field, an examination of which convinced him that his eountrymen were the worst-armed soldiers in Europe. Dreyse made his way to Paris and en tered the employ of a Swiss gunmaker, whom Kapoleou commissioned to make a breech-loading musket. The young apprentlnee took up the idea and work ed at it for many years, until, in 1833, he succeeded in making a breech-loading needle gun. The Prussian Govern ment tried and adopted.cbe weapon.and supplied the inventor with means for carrying on the manufacture of the gun now used In Kaiser Wllhelm's army. Mr. Adamson, at the meeelng of the Iron and Steel Institute, at Dusseldorf. strongly condemned the practice of endeavoring to srsngthen steel by tem pering it in oil, because while that practice might increase the tensile strengtn it impaired the elasticity and puerility of the metal. DOMESTIC. To Mai Vinegar. 1. Boll either corn, wheat, barley or rye, about one pint of the grain to a gallon of water, strain, and to the liquor thus obtained add syrup or sugar until pleasantly sweet. Let stand in a warm place.and you will soon have good vinegar. The stronger and sweeter the liquor the stronger will be the vinegar and the longer In making. 2. Pack In a jar the skins and cores oi apples made In preparing pies and sauce, and cover with boiling water. When another lot is made, add them aud more hot water till the jar is full. In warm weather set the jar In the sun, carefully cover ed with a cloth ; In cool weather In a warm place in the house. The apples do not rot at all. In six or elabt weeks the water is turned into excellent vin egar and of an amber color. Xo yeast, uor spirits, nor acids, nor sugar, nr molasses are needed nothing what ever but the skins and cores and water. Beef brine is excellent for a sprain. A piece of flannel wet in brine and bouud on, will give almost immediate relief. Borax aud alcohol are very good for extracting the poison from otlngs and insect bites. A bit of iliu ncl wrung from alcohol in which Is dissolved a bit of borax, and laid across the chest, will give relief in severe cases of pneumonia. A cloth wrung from warm water, bound around the neckand covered with flannel, Is ex cellent for Inflammatory sore throat. It should remain en all night. This will apply to inflammation of many kinds. A single drop of camphor on a lump o! sugar, repeated every fifteen minutes, is better than stronger dsses for severe attacks of diarrhiaa. Taken once an honr Is sufficient for milder oases. Home-Made Cocrt Plaster. Soak isinglass In a little warm water for twenty-fours hours; then evaporate nearly all the water by general heat; dissolve the residue in a little dilute alcohol, and strain the whole through a piece of open linen. The strained mass should be stiff jelly when cold. Now stretch a piece of silk or sarsenet on a wooden frame and fix it tightly with tacks or pack thread. Melt the jelly, and apply It to the silk thinly and evenly with a badger hall brush. A second coating must be applied when the first has dried. When both are dry, apply over the whole surface two or tbre coatings of balsam of Peru. Plaster thus made Is very pliable, and never breaks. Gutta Perch i Cement. This high ly recommended cement Is made by melting together, in an iron pan, two parts common pitch and ouc part gutta perch a, stirrin? them well together until thoroughly incorporated, and then pouring the liquid into cold wa ter. When cold It is black, solid and elastic; but it softens with heat, and at 100 degrees Fahrenheit is a thin tluid. It may be used as a soft paste, or in the liquid state, and answers au excellent purpose in cementing metal, glass, porcelain, Ivory, etc. It may be iised Instead ol put'y lor glazing win dows. Grass Stai.x Kemoved. I thought grass stain was hopeless. I have asked experienced people several times if anything would take the stain of green jrass from children's clothes, but with out gaining the desired Information until within the last month. Lo: hoiliug water will remove the color. Pour boiling water through the stiin and It sets the green coloring matter loose, rinsing it away. 1 tried it on large stain upon the I rout of my little girl's white dress, aud cosily removed every trace of the grass, rubbiug It a little In the hot water. Grass suiu, titer washing with soup-suds, nake a dirt-colored mark, and rem Jus an ugly blot on children's white cjothlog. Caeottes a la 1-lauaxde. V hen parboiled aud drained, put the carrots into a saucepan with a piece of butter, a pinch of sugar, and a) much water as may be necessary for 6auce, add some finely minced parsley and white pepper and salt to taste. Let the carrots simmer till done (about fifteen minutes), shaking them occasionally. Beat up together tbe yolks of two eggs tn I half a giil of cream, stir this Into the carrots off the fire and serve. Carottks alaMaiice d'Hotel. Take new carrots, as much as possible Allot a size, trim them neatly, and parboil them for ten minutes in fist boiling salted water; drain and put them, wholeor cut lu halves, according tolheir size, into a saucepan with pienty of butter, white pepper, ana salt to taste ; add some finely minced parsley and a few drops of lemon juice, and keep shaking the saucepan on the fire until the carrots are quite done. White buttons, spool cotton, tapes, etc., should be bought by the quantity, as by this means a considerable saving may be effected. White spool co.ton for iustanee, selling at five cents a 3pool, by the dozen costs fifty-five, a saving of one spool, and buttons at three cents a dozen sell by the gross at twenty-four cents. So also a quarter ounce spool of silk at twenty cents is cheaper than that containing half tbe quantity at twelve cents. Compote or Apples. Take seven One apples, remove tbe core and peel; put them into water with the juice ol a lemon. Clarify half a pound of sugar, throw the apples In the syrup and boll them gently. Try them from time to time with a fork to see if they are tender, and when sufiicieutly done re move them and arrange neatly in a desiert dish. Then reduce the evruo and pour it over the apples. Batter Pcddixo. Take one small baker's loaf, cut off the crust, and pour over the rest one quart of boiling milk. t nen cold heat it to a pulp, then stir In four well beaten eggs, a f mall tea cup of flour, and h ilf a yeast cake dis solved. This should bake in twenty minutes if the oven is right. Serve with a very s veet and highly flavored sauce when It is hot. When putting- uncurtains u-bteli are to be draped, in a low room, put the cornice, to which the curtain Is to be fattened, close to ihe ceiling, even 11 the window is put in lowerdown, as It gives the effect of creater height to ihn room. The curtains meeting at the lop win conceal me wail. Jam Saxwiches. Take the weight of two ar three eggs in tbe shell of butter, flour and sugar, flavor to taste, roll the paste out very thin, and put It into a flat tin and bake in the oven. then cut in two. Lay some Jam on one-half, cover it with the other half, and cut into any shape yon like. To Prevent Rcstiso of Tix. Rub fresh lard over tbe dish, and then put it in a hot oven and heat it thoroughly. Thus treated any tinware may be used in water constantly, and remain bright and free from rust indefinitely. PUDDING SiCCK. MlT Inmilhlir Ana and one-half cups of butter with the same amount of granulated sugar, aad beat to a cream ; add a pint of any small preserve and the beaten white of an Alice lor uuuer or corn starcn puddiu,8. Robk Water. Take otto of roses, twenty-five drops. rub It with an onnee of white sugar and four drachms of carbonate ot magnesia ; then add grad ually half a gallon of water and four ounces of proof spirits. Lavender Water. T. to ii f lav ender eight ounces, etsenee of berga- iuui one anu a iiau ounce, essence or musk four OUnCeS. aloohnl turn rllnm and mix well. HUMOROUS. On Fourth of July Eph took a tea box; upon Its green sides he plastered the papers of Chinese fire-crackers, exploded Catharine wheels, played out nigger-chasers, the blank cartridges of expended Roman candles. Great king! it was a formidable looking roachlne. Attached to a bole In the corner was a foot ot fuse. Eph, after the construction, took bis diabolical looking affair out on the Bowery, and placed It on the car track. He then stepped back and warned off the first car. One man Hopped; ten more baited; one hundred came to a stand still ; cars strung along for blocks ; policemen arrived and beat back the crowd; people rushed up stairs In their houses, and raised windows in view of the coming concussion. Once in a while a stage driver, more venture some than his fellows, held his head on one side, shut bis eyes, opened his mouth, trusted in Heaveu, and lashed his animals past the infernal machine, whose fuse burned slowly and surely toward the dreadful engine of destruc tion. For blocks the avenue was crowded. "Fall back," shrieked the police with uplifted batons. 'A-o-w-w 1' screamed the women, with Augers In their ears. The multitude surged backward as the glowing spark crept up. .A moment of awful suspense and "ping!" went a little fire-cracker in side that big, hollow tea-box. And Eph, bowing to tbe immediate mour ners, as If to say "the performance Is over," picked up the box, and, amid the execrations of thousands, took him self and his hoax out of sight. At Oxford, some years ago, a tutor of one of the colleges limped in his walking. Sloping one day last summer at a railway station, he was accosted by a well known politician who recog nized him, and asked if he were not the chaplain of that college at such a time, naming the year. The doctor replied that he was. "I was there," said his Interrogator, "and 1 knew you by your limp." "Well," said the doctor, "it seems my limping made a deeper impression on you than my preaching." "Ah, doctor," he replied with ready wit, "It Is the highest compliment we can pay a minister to say that he Is known by his walk rather than by his preaching." A Detroiter has a bright blue-eyed little niece of 4 years. Tbe other day he paid her a visit, and she as usual welcomed him with a fond embrace, coupled with a smack which echoed through the room. He presented her with the customary box of sweets with the question, "Do you love me little one t" "Yes, untie, does always sure !" she replied. After she had 'disposed of her candy, she climbed upon her vis itor's knee, aud fondling him for a time she surprised him with the question, "Do you love me, too?" "To be sure I do," was the reply. The little one paused a moment and then whispered in his ear. "Well, If you like ue too, give me all your money." A lady was entertaining the Bishop of tbe State at her house, as he was an old and valued frieudof thefamilv.aud was always their guest on the occasions ol his visitations to tbe parish. On Sunday morning alter his arrival tne lady's little son sidled up to him lust atier breakfast. "Bishop," said he, "would you like to look at my plggie Dookf " "Why, yes," replied the church dignitary, anxious t please the little fellow. "Well," whispered the child, "I'll show It to you, but you'll have to look at It on the sly, 'cause It's Sunday." It was all the fault of the news papers. Tbey said the new- comet couldn't be seen "withgut a glass." Mr. Stariington wanted to see it, so be took a glass. It still eluded his vision, and he took two more glasses. Still be couldn't see it, and after taking seven glasses altogether, he fell down four steps Into au area, and wis regarded with a sight of the comet. Bu: he Is positive that just as hecaught a glimpse of the celestial visitor it burst Into ten rcilliou pieces,one of which struc'thiin right between the eyes. A OENtlemax tie other day saw bis little daughter dipping her doll baby's dress into a tin cup, and inquired : "What are you doing my dauguter?" "I'm coloring my doll's dieea red." "What with?" "With beer." "What put such a loollsb notion Into -our uead, child ? You can't color red with beer!" "Yes I can, pa; because ma said It was beer that colored your nose so red!" Young Ladt Oh, Mr. Solium, J have such good news to-day. Old Bach. Delighted, delighted, what is It? Young Lady You know this Is Leap year, and I am going to propose. Old Bach. Delighteddelighted. Young Lady. And I am going to propose to you. Old Bach. Del no, let's wait and see what sort of a thing the mo-Uierin-law is. A ladt writer points oit the fact as worthy of notice that, "while the men who commit suicide are almost always unmarried, the wemen are married or widowed." This leads to the infer ence that, while men cannot live with out wemen, women find life unbeara ble with men. An attempt to Introduce one-cent coins in Sin Francisco Is strongly op posed by the small-dealers. It is thougbt,however, that not a person who atteuds church once ou the Sab bath is opposed to it. The churches wiil have to increase their pew rates. It is announced that the seventeen year locusts will not appear until the year ISSo. This must be a mistake. Ihe seventeen year locusts have ap peared annually during tbe past score of years. And it will be rather re markable it they don t visit us next summer, as usual. "You don't know how glad 1 am to see you, Clara dear." "Oh yes, I do," replied Clara dear; "Johnny told me be heard you say you would rather tiie than see me." A correspondent asked If the brow of a bill ever became wrinkled. The editor replied: "The only information that we can give on that Joint is that we have often seen It furrowed.-' A tocku man married a deaf and dumb girl, but soon after she recovered both speech and hearing, and he has applie 1 for a divorce. He says It is an outrageous swindle. If an editor Issues an extra and pre sents it to bis patrons, would It be called an extra-dition-treat-hey ? An unhappy marriage is. like an elec trie machine -It makes one dance, but you can't let go. The wife who gives her dyspeptic husband buckwheat cakes has a grldle to answer for. What mode of eating oysters re minds you of a New Jersey town? The Rah way, to be sure. Tbe new "Prob" forgot to give us a "line storm." Ho is evidently green at the business yet. . - a Why Is it easy to enter an old man's habitation ? Because his fait is broken and his lokt are few, Wux drilled The oil region. Artificial fJoaex. The consumption of honey in Switzerland is so enormous that gen- nine bees' honey cannot be procured In sufficient quantity to meet the de mand, hence an artificial product, called "table honey," is extensively employed. In tin manufacture of this artificial honey starch sirup and colo nial sirup are chiefly employed. The former is imported from France under the name of "glucose crystallise, "and is used for the finest quality of table honey, while the poorer and cheaper kinds are made by mixing It with cane eirup or molasses. Water, flour, and starch are seldom added becauss so easily detected ; tbe sam Is true of glycerine. A determination of the amount of ash does not suffice to dis tinguish it from real honey unless It is made entirely from best beet or eane sirup. The specific gravity furnishes no better criterion of Its genuineness Adulteration is more easily detected by mixing it with alcohol. A solution of 20 parts honey In 60 of water, when mixed with alcohol, gives a heavy white precipitate of dextrine, if glu cose has been added, while natural honey only becomes milky under the same circumstances. The safest method is to determine the sugar. The grape sugar Is determined directly in weighed quantity of honey; an equal weight of the same honey Is boiled with two per cent sulphuric aeid, and the sugar determined after inversion ; finally .the dextrine Is determined In a third portion by precipitation with alcohol. The difference in the quantity of sugar found before and after Inver sion Is so great as to furnish a certain method for distinguishing natural and artificial boney. He says that the quanti ty of dextrine will be propor tional to tbe difference in sugar found before and after inversion, but this is not always true, as some glucose con tains no dextrine, and the composition of glucose depends ou the method of Its manufacture. Scrofulous II r mors. The Veok- nvK ha cured manv eases of Scrofula ot live, ten and twenty years' standing, where the patient has had many phy sicans, tried many of the known reme dies; and, after trying the Vegetise, the common remark is, "It acta difler- difierentlv. from any medicine I have ever taken." Vege- tine will cleanse scroruia irom tne sys tem. Try It. Starting with his theory that the en ergy of a bar magnet acts along spiral lines, Dr. Shettle surmises that tbe energy proceeding from the sun and striking the earth on the zone of the ecliptic traverses tbe earth In a spiral path, and finally emerges at the mag netic poles. The spiral oi' energy is "right-handed" at one pole and left banded" at the other, like the magnetic lerce in a magnet, and the electric dis cbarge in Crooke's vacuum tubes. Like to precession and nutation, be holds chat these spiral paths are coastantlv .lunging and producing magnetic variations, and he su?iecM thit the nagnetic poles will complete a cycle corresponding to the period of preces sion. Altogether.spiral energy is made to play a most Important part by Dr. Shettle. He holds that all bodies ex hibit magnetic properties just in tbe Jegree that they are capable of chang ing the energy traversing them Into ;l:e spiral form. The solar radius on bis hypothesis would not only be the cause of terrestrial magnetism, but ol gravity Itself, as well as a host of other phcuomeiui, such as those of electricity n.d those attending tornadoes, cy clones, water spoutx, etc. Tbe doctoi Uy no means intends to confine his cheory to the earth, but makes iu iteration universal. Shrewdneae ana AblUty. Hop Bitters so freely advertised in all the papers, seculir and rellgous, are having a large sale, and sup planting all other medicines. Thre is no denying the virtues of the Hop plant, and the proprietors of these Bitters have shown great shrewdness and ability in compounding a Biftrs, whose virtues are so palpable to every one's observation, Examiner and Chron icle. mmt rrnjttfor E. C. Pickering, director of the Harvard Observatory, lately made i discovery which is regarded, says the Scientific American, as one of the nost Important of the century In stel lar physics. In the ordinary telescope the star appears as a point of light brighter, but not larger, than when looked at with the naked eye. Profes sor Pickering finds that on plaeing s prism between the object glass and the ye-plece of his telescope, the light ol -i stir Is drawn out into a continuous band. When, however, the telescope with the prism Is directed to a plane wry nebula, the light is collected into t starlike point with anv band, etia ollng the astronomer to distinguish in stantly between the star and a plan.' tary nebula. This principle has al ready enabled Professor Pickering to discover several planetary nebu':. On Ihursday evening, Aug. 26, an object was observed which presented the ap pearance ot two starliko points within the baud in the modified tele scope. It is di Here nt from any hiug heretofore observed in the tele scope, aud is regarded as an Important object for investigation. "And iu the happy aftertlmc, When comes a change of scene, With a little dear our hearts to cheer, We'll call it Carbollnk." The coloring principle of the Indlsro plant Is contained In the stems and leaves, which yield a colorless lluuid. changed by fermentatatlon into the familiar dye. About two months after tbe plants are sown tbey produce a pale-red flower. They are cut. thrown into large stone vats, covered with water aud held down by heavy weights. Fermentation begins in about twelve or fourteen hours; the whole mass ap pears to be boiling, and bubbles ol purple air arise. When this process is finished, the liquid is drawn od into another vat, and violently stirred to precipitate the coloring matter which is lelt to settle. Again the water is drawn off, leaving the Indigo, which Is dried and prepared for export. II every one of our readers would try Dobbins' Electric Soap (Cragln & Co., Philadelphia,) they would, like us, become firm believers in its wonder ful merit. Have your grocer order It The British War OSoe authorities have now detailed a whole company of Royal Engineers for Instruction In the art of military ballooning. A very small detachment had, until this chango was made, been engaged In balloon experiments. Dr. B. A. Gould, the director of the National Observatory of the Argentine Republio at Cordoba, describes the ap pearance ot the southern Comet of February, 1880, as Involving very great difficulty in fixing accurate posi tions with telescope, while with the naked eye there was an equal difficulty in faying where the tail originated. there being no nucleus or head woithy of the name. War kills its thousands, bnt a Cough its tens of thousands ; Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup however, always kills a Cough. Price only 23 cents a bottla. Why suffer longer the torments or Syspepsia? Why bear such distress from Constipation, Dull nerdache and Piles Wby allow the blood poisoned by Inactiva Kidneys? Take Simmons Liver Regulator, and rejoice in health. Take It and you will add one more to the thousands it has cured. "I certify that I have been afflicted for many years with Dysiwpsia, Con stipation, Mick Headache and Affections of the Kidneys caused by a Torpid Liv er. I have had a great many remedies and physicians' prescriptions without success my health failing me all the time. I was Induced to try Simmon's Liver Regulator, and have had more real good health since than for years before. The Regulator relieves it at once and is more satisfactory in its effects than anything of the kind I have ever tried. 1 have also used It with good success in my family to ward off Bilious attacks. "Jos. C. Wheeler, Cumberland Presbyterian Minister, Lebanon, Mo." Among the novel applications of elec tricty to the Industrial arts Is new stone dressing apparatus, which Is worked by a dynamo-electric machine, and which, tbe inventor claims, will dress millstones or other stones and drill rock economically, with rapidity, pre cision and dispatch. Tbe chisel em ployed Is fastened to a spring arm which protrudes from acase containing magnets and armatures. This spring arm, when the magnets are connected with the dynamo-electrlo machine, moves up and down with extreme ra pidity, causing the chisel to strike a blow at each descent. The Inventor states that it can be made tostrike from one to two thousand blows per minute. WIrrs being used In place of steam pipes, enables tbe apparatus to be moved readily to any angle or worked at any reasonable distance without much less ol power; while not the least meiitorious portion of tbe whole invsntion is the borizotal frame or base to which the electric apparatus is fixed. This frame Is portable, and by the use of screws can be so adjusted as to cause tbe chisel to strike any portion oi a circle with either a swift or a slow motion, the number and Intensity of the blows being regulated according to the softness or hardness of ihe stone. By the use of this machine it Is said that a millstone can be covered in a very short space of time with the ne cessary grooves and furrows.havingthe stralghtness, regularity and parallel ism so much desired In good millstone dressing. The apparatus can be work ed either automitically or by hand, so as io suit the varying natures of the stone operated upon. Maine New. Hop Bitters, which are advertised In ur columns are a sure cure for ague, iiiious aud kiduey complaints. Those ho n-se them say they cannot be too Highly recommended- Those afflicted should give them a fair trial, and will become thereby euttmsiastia in the praise of thelt curative qualities. Portland Argus. Why does rain tbe dimmish tbe size of the statute In the park ? Because it becomes a statuette (statue well What animals attach themselves to grapevines? Gray-apes (grapes). Wd.t lrtntl r. f animal MinAl frnm heaven? Raindeer (rain dear). vriiut All" Tout Is it a disord rJ l.rer civin? Ton a reilow akin or co-t to boTil ; or d your klilneys refuse to peifjnn their functions? If so, take a few dxe of Kidney-Wort and nature wdi reaUtie tacb orgau ready for duty. Star, VEGETINE. BE CALLICR klRPRISF.D. Tecetlae Cared Ilia Dana-Mart CAU.iiitsTiujr. Chilton fa. Ala., Vay is. irs. ----- - - " iwiiiiiKrr una ueen anilCLr wiib naaal Citarrh. aOeclloo of tbe bladder a-d . l a " -rumfuus ai&ine3!3. ana, alter aavlnir exhausted my uul and the most eminent piiy,ieians of selma I at lax re sorted and, to my great surprise, my daueuter lias h-f n rcMar tn health -. ... Die aoL at t iii i. a .-i t ha. - - . ..... - taedium. KespectMily, T. K. CALLIER. H. D. VEGETTUE Worked Like a Charm-Cared Salt . Ubrntm aad Eryaipelaa. 78 corrr St, Roue. N. T- July is. 1ST. . H. R. STtrixa: Dear Sir. One rear am lest fall mr ntn. k. 4ad a breaking out of Krys-'Pla and Sa t itheum, his fa. bom cone maiured sore, of the worst description. Noticing- your advertise, men In tbe papers. I purchased two uotiles of '.he e?ptne,and with the mo bottles my sou aas cured. 1 never saw anrihiag- Uke luo V eiretlne : It worked like a charm, i have brea i'y waU'hm in at Koine for years. Th s testi monial Is g-rauiiloua, Youra, res,cuuuy. HORATIO UKLNDLEY. VEGETINE. Re ratable Car r Beraraloaa Fi Westminstie. Conn- June 11. is;t. Ma B. K. STtriss: De .r sir. I can testify to the oiwi swt nr roar medicine. Jfy little boy had a Scruiuta we break our on his head as Urt;e as a quarter 9f a dollar, aud 1- went town lu face Iroiu ime w to the other, under lis neck, and was one wl'd ma-s of sores. Two oof lei or your valu able Yereiine .-ompleteiy cured huu. Very re.pecuuiiy. MRS. G. R. TQATVUKK. VEGETINK, MttTAKID IT H. K. HTETE5S. Boetaa, Haaa fegetine la Sold by all Drcgglsti. MAKE HENS LAY m-.liBC is t his country. ? a l4t stoat of lb Atm u4 0ttU Powder bar mr worxhim Ira. Ha tarattia. ikaridBj,i Condition Powdvra lata. par m4 immtmlj 1-is1l1. Nothiaa MrtavlU Bftk bans U liko 8artu'a CondittoB kaVar-. Do, ieaooa to plat of faaaL iWM ararrvkiarw. or mi r moil for algkt teuar , .. JU.UIOUJ. m CO., MaaS Or la, G ET HOH Ftllntoiir Rnbhar Stomiia ndMw e. eampiMine. uoot a bimii. u.v.laod, o. Those aanramif an adveTtlaement win eonfer a favor upon the advertiser aaxl tbe publisher by atatinc tnat they saw tbe adver. ateat la tnial aoraal (naming- tba paper IFTIICt Chntewt h th. world Imwrtn lllilLla tr"-l" C.llDnv In America , -"'ll art"-!.- . i- e ..rjbo.lr ferOircolar. 8"B t WtlU "" iVMigt.. . . ro.BaxKsr. IK GOLD GIvm Away. F.ud J rrl tarn, for irtK.lar.. A -Wire. Til lUUU. InilMll, Lwbirf, CnionVo.. Pa $m A HAS and npam toasna Onttt 'r. lidM . O .Yl'.'XXaif. AasBtta, Ms. IB W1F KIDNEY DISEASES, aaq.aiSlxH eainj eaiea ay tas avast EMraT-woa-r. ' -r-Tttif ih. ...a gjy't.'. . . . asaiaiaaaa la t ''.. . .. w fmoaoajan. dy. KmaWWaaaMli wiU svaa ass saAA The Only Remedy last Act. at lk baa. TITIT I rmt Um, The Bowels and Tie lW wny Are we Sick 1 cUxjrmi or torpid, aad DoJr. i lX!?!?Jn,T?nror'JQnmi into U to r Z7W a mm BUloesaen, Piles. I'oastipation, lidal Ceaplaista sad Diirsws, Wai ataies aad Srrvosi Disorders. I Aveoariaa IrssiiMfirilMiiMM.. J TUtoriq IKfWpmctr to Utrvu of duroJu I Tiaysaire-rBUiAmpsieasassehail I Wsy formated with Flits, CoMtipaUoa WhyrrishUaedsvwdiserdrrFd kldstre Why esdars aervnss er sick ksadeeatst i Why have lorplns airkU I ) I n KIDNEY WORT and tfjolts I htoUA. It it a djy.tegttadlt eontpomd am iae eeckscwUl aikiSiittrfMu CM U of row DnumtL k rill o.,l-l LJ foryo Prict,Jf. M ysia, nafAirsH eo., j M- en th rTi1remnts of the rational mp pblloop!i;. all oh at P'fen' pteiaiis. ul rertecily p;ire v-.-ti.le remrox .mhraJ he tlir.e l nportnui, p'opcrres or a prevent a tonic, and an aliera'iva. it tortines the a arilns dla.M. lnvi.ntes an 1 r-vUalUe torpid sm-u li and livr-r. 'and etTe. ts a a ;ai.itjry ch.w tu the euure ai-bteiu. wha a morbid otiuiilurj. , . For sale by all Drasr?tsta aad Dealers ene:aiiy. j hop bitters: (A HediciDe, a at a Drink.) COSTAIXS HOPS, BrCIir, MANDRAKE, DANDELION, Axdtds PrrT un BrsrMinr-AtQCAU. TIE uF Ala. OTUEK blTlKAS. THEY CURE ilrl D!easof thePfomach. Bowels, B!ood, Livtr. Kldm-v. and I rlnrv Orjr.r.s Nr SIOOO IN COLD. wfn b pnid for raw thx wn not run or , A yonr dmaTKlst for Kt B!Ttra M try j tliein before you eir'-n. Tn L aa. .iLu. i found in tin m D !- 'o fW)!!itei.-5tl!m,VtispTiTfof Jlircut.r. Send foe CTcrTA. All fttav miM W r!r-iv--rt. Hop Bttt-f V ?. f e... i: rviter. N. Y..A HOLIDAY MUSIC BOOKS ! DITSOVArO. call men! In to their elecf ind a-erul music ttooks iu:ta..le. for pre&4i aud epec ally to liielr j VOLUMES OF BOUJTD SHEET HTJSB Prt -e of evli la Cloth, fiiO; Fine Gilt. U. rb follow inj are collections of PlanoMuaif Tbe Cln.ter or Vrmt. 43 plect'S ot h i c laract r. ' Vema af the Itanre. 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SpM-rarloa, Mirr-coptt, ajf Grtatl F.tmrad Pr4 li. & J. BE (5k, I Mann! tlt) IU fa, FI rt!M WATfSHFS PAI, frloa- Gold, Mirer ud 5lekl. I t.lft'. Chilni, .w..Mt 0. t). D.I b..minoJ. Writ, for fsiltlW CTANDARD AMXClOAJi AI PKtlharaa. Fa. SlPOTlFltt I.tbaOM Rotlabl. Coaeentmlrt Lt. for T A If SOAP MAKING. PircuoQii arecmpanr Mh e for rnakius Hani, Host ana ToUet Sms l"ic It i. tail weight .ail trr avth. t AHK FOIl HArOMFIKil, AND TAKE NO OTHIR. r-wnw a.i.-r viar- .-mini 3 MONTHS ON TRIAL for ttire S-ct. srampj c Thk Piotl s JoraNAL, Haters town. I CONSTIP.VTiOl h AND PILE3.J l&si ara- sod waadatnU mMdy .i i hi i in It ilMn.ii h mwun aooaawlaMd ana P"" smva sand. .L Mas. Comaiiotiaa.Jtaeasutu QwS 1 eeav we asvo values of tavoaoay osum wwunu eh as Bare asm laoa aeod. at ensue aUla.kat ooioma aaroj.1niA Cet rt of four Orv ! rt, 15 fUU miOatAltOMX a Co- he1 B.rMoeW IPWI.11 jlA"'VTTr riVMi , ! o i voa oo ur QjifiMftii i i' hi ' anas rt rot wnviBmiiHvqwpcsM