Under Toe Law.
Under Ui lft w, no ctniui man hat a
right to dispute a wi m in when sue gives
ber age. Under the law he can elevate
hU eyebrows and exclaim: ' Did you
evert" whenalemale supposed to be 45
returns her age 32, but he must stop
right there. He may wonder to him
aelt where on earth the grandmothers
of this country have suddenly (lipped
to, but he mustn't wonder to you.
Xo census man has a legal right to
ask a woman li she is living with her
flrecond.or third husband,' r wht lit
er she quirreU more with the third
than the first. The law supposes every
family to be living in peace and har
mony, and the United States Govern
ment never takes any notice of a family
row brought on by the hired girl being
kissed in the dark.
Under the law, no census taker has
any right to ask a wife how many even
ings In a week her husband is o-it after
11 o'clock, or what Is the subject of her
remarks when he slips in at the side
door. This great and glorious govern
merit has always been conducted on the
principle that clubs, lodges and socie
ties were a part of its foundation.
The law does not specify that the
census man shall ask a wife If sbe
couldn't have done better by waiting
for a second offer. This Information
is supposed to le cheerfully volunteer
ed, and is marked with a big red "X"
to signify the official's belief that if she
hadii't accepted the offer she did she
would have died an old maid.
A baby with the measles counts jus
as much in law as one galloping around
barefooted in the front door-yard. The
law requires the census-taker to remark
that your baby Is the handsomest one
in the ward. If he neglects to do so he
Fhould be called back.
For the benefit of wives who do their
own housework and are ashamed to
have it known, blanks are furnished
with a heading which reads ; "li gen
erallv in the habit of keeping four ser
vants, but has just given her help avi
cation."
The law Is also very generous in an
other matter. The censas-taker may
legally inquire who lives next door,
but it Is sui p""se J that most women will
fill out and sign the following : "Family
named Blank ; no style about'em ; he
wjars a shabby hat, and she never
combs her hair until 3 o'clock p.m.;
they have a carriage, but I don't be
lieve it's paid for; they allow their
children to throw stones at our dog.
ana permit them to play oil mouth or
gan; 'they say she has diamonds, but
I don't believe it; lots of caliers, but I
presume thy were ihre to colle t
bill. To all of which I subscribe my
self," etc.
A Carpet Shaking Machine.
The agent who sold -Mrs. Peters the
Columbia carpet shaking machine ex
plalued to her the way in which it
worked. The machine consisted of a
large wire-gtuze cylinder, in which a
carpet could be placed and which was
revolved at a high speed by clock-work.
Within the cylinder was a collection of
flails and brushes, wnich when put in
motion by it revolution, throughly
beat and swept the carpet. The agent
asserted that his machine would thor
oughly remove all duet and extraneous
substances from the texture of the car
pet, would destroy moths and other
deleterious insects, and would impart a
beautiful gless to the surface of any car
pet, rug or blanket that might be sub
mitted t" Us action. -Whr-n he had
tested its effect upou the parlor carit
Mrs. Peters was so charmed that she
bought the machine on the spot, and as
soon as the agent had gone she took up
the dining-room carpet and put It on
the cylinder. For some reason the
machine could not be made to work,
and Mrs. Teters, thinging that theie
must be something wrong, took out the
carpet and crept into the cylinder la
order to see if any of the flails or
brushes were out of order. Suddenly
and without the least warning, the dia
bolical machine began to work. The
cylinder revolved with tremendous
rapidity, and the flails and brushes did
their whole duty. The machine could
t be stopped until the clock-work,
iiad run down, and the agent haJ war
ranted it to run for twenty minutes.
Iiuring that time the machine was busi
ly occupied in reuiov ng all dust and
extraneous substances from the texture
of Mrs. Tcters, in destroying all moths
and other deleterious iusects. and im
parting a beautiful gloss to Mrs. refers'
surface. In fact. It did everything
that the agent eaM it would do, t-ut
when, four weeks later, Mrs. Peters
w.'-s able to rise from her sick-bed, her
first act was to hire a colored man to
cart the machine down to the Connec
ticut river and throw it into the deep
est available pool.
In spite of this Impulsive and irrita
ble conduct on the part of an other
wise estin-able lady, the Columbia car
pet shaking machine may prove to be
all that Its agent claims for It, and may
yet be a blessing to the housewife. If
women will have carpet shaken, it Is
desirable that they rliall be well shaken,
and if this machine really dots meet
this want, it ought to gain a lasting
popularity among the earnest and care
lul housewives.
Ta rjaeoos Fondness fur Beaeonsflvld..
At the recent royal marriage at Wind
sor Castle, Queen Victoria, while pas
sing Lord Beaconstield on her way out,
"unbeknown" to any one as It wore,
gave his hand a little sympathlc squeeze.
It was done in the kindest and most
considerate manner possible. That
Lord Beaconf field is a great ftvoiite
now with Her Majesty is sufficiently
demonstrated by the fact of his full
length portrait in oil being hung at
Windsor Castle exactly opposite that of
the late Prince Consort. Somebody
once stupidly asked him "bow it was"
that Her Majesty showed him so much
favor, and got a simple answer: "Well
er the fact is, I er never contra
dict, and er I sometimes er for
get !" Xow that he Is released from
worry of governing us Lord Beacons
field is characteristically engaged In
eompletelng a novel which he began a
long time ago. This is the best piece
of literary news I have heard since the
appearance of the mysterious para
graph heralding "Lothalr," the clever
est social romance of our days.
At ths recent meeting of the institu
tion of naval architects, England, Ad
miral Selwvn recommended every one
to Study Prof. Ranklne's admirable
paper on "Combustion," when they
would kuo" the exact amount of oxy
gen necessary to burn the different
kinds of coal with the great it advan
tage. The student would learn, he said,
that the British were far behind in what
had been done In America with anthracite.
AGRICULTURE.
Foddering at tub Bahx. In some
parts of the country, farmers, nave
adopted the plan of uot turning their
cows out to pasture. When they have
done so nothing would induce them to
go back to the old method. A farmer
keeping ten cows may make 100 loads
of good manure during the summer by
keeping las cows connneu in siaoicur
vard. This manure: put where it will
do the most good, will increase the pro
ductiveness of the farm ten times as
much as by the eld plan, when sum
mer's heat dried and heavy rains
washed all the food for plants from the
droppings of the cows when out to pas
ture. Mr. A. L. McKlnstry, of Massa
chusetts, made six ac res support twelve
beadot cattle through last summer, ua
the 25th of May he commenced mowing
and teeuing green rye, and so contin
ued up to the loth of June, by which
time he had fed off one and three-quarter
acres of land, when, the rye becom
ing too tough to be relished by the cat
tle, the balance was made into hay.
Ue then cut aud fed oats to July 7,
when cut grass .vas fed up to the 10th.
after which he began cutting and feed
ing green corn-fodder, which, with an
acre of clover to help out, lasted till the
5th of October, when he fed hay, eab
bage leaves and turnip tops until the
cows were put Into winter quarters.
Mr. Ilanum.of Conn., keeps 6" cows on
a one hundred acre iurui. lie never
turns out to pasture and therefore is
doing awav with lences altogether. In
April he cuts rye, sown at intervals the
fall previous, three bushels to the acre;
rve is followed by clover, next oats,
and then green corn. He raises beets
at the rate of 1700 bushels to the acre
to feed with corn meal in the winter.
His cows are kept stabled except four
hours in the twenty-four. They pre
fer the stables, especially in fly time.
In warm summer nights they are let
out in a commodious yard. Manuring
30 acres heavily each year he gets
nearly all over the farm in three years,
and rapidly increases its fertility. As
soon at the soiling system is generally
understood more laruiers will adopt It,
especially, of course, In the Eastern and
Middle Slates, where land is dear.
The objection generally raised is that it
makes work. Of course It does. But
the more work a farmer has, if it pays,
I the better, we should say. If it is tle
, -(ruble to avoid work let us not plow
1 uor Dlant at all ; take it "aisy. and if
we can't be aisv. be as aisy as we can."
We close by saying that just now Is the
time to make a start with the system.
Sow Evergreen sutar corn in rows, (we
say rows beeause we mean it,) three
fret apart, ptetty thick in the rows.
Keep it well cultivated uutil ears are
formed and then cut aud feed to tLe
cows. You will need it in July and
August to patch out the pasturage.
Sow again towards the last ot the
month, and iu the middle of June,
l'uis will give also a steady supply of
splendid ears all the summer aud fall.
Sick Fowls. In doctoring sick fowls
it should be remembered that no medi
cine cures by magic, but only by being
properly administered. Xor will any
medicine, however good, take the place
of proper food and care. It will not
cure fowls nor keep them healthy if
they are compelled to roost in quarters
that are damp, filtny and infested with
vermin, or if they are forced to drink
watei that is foul and reeking with
pestilence. Every poultry-keeper
should hove at baud a package of Pow
der aud theu he should keeo a sharp
watch of his flock so that at the very
Ilrst appearance of disease it may be
checked. Just as soon as sick fowls are
di covered, searate them irom the reft
of the flock, it not very sick, or it they
are valuable fowls, put them iu dry,
warm and light coops. Use dry earth
freely in their coops; give only clean,
fresh water to drink; if well enough
to eat. leed lightly with soil feed, bread
and milk or scalded meal aud bran, and
be sure to adm nister the medicine reg
ularly and faithfully. If a fowl is too
sick to cat, aud after fasting twenty
four hours it still refuses to taste food,
a little may be forced down its throat.
But unless fowls are very valuable it
hardly ever pays to doclor them when
too sick to feed themselves. What
ever the disease may be it is important
to separate the sick fowls from those
thi.t art well. It is folly to dose the
whole hoik because one. or two are
sick, and it does the sick ones no good,
lor generally they get n.-Mie of the med
icine. Contagious diseases will spread
rapidly through a flock it sick birds
are allowed to drink from the same
vessels and to roost in the same houses
with the others.
Pgvitrt munnre is about as valua
ble as the b'-st Peruvian Ruano. To
make it of the highest value as a lirti
lizer, however, It must be stored, an I
applied to the ground with care. Ex
posed to the weather it will bedissolved
by rain and carried off. Placed in
Urge heaps it heats and the ammonia
Is driven off and lost. Applied to the
soil in too liberal quantities, especially
when too fresh, it is liable to deMrjy
the vitality of Si e-ls and to kill delicate
plants. It should be stored in a dry
place and is comparatively small lots
so It win not be injured Dy moisture
and will not ferment. It Is better to
mix it with dried peat, road dust, or
some other substance that will aid In
keeping it dry aud tend to arrest fer
mentaticn. The bet results attend I s
use when it is well beaten up and very
thoroughly mixed with these sub
stances before it is applied to the soil.
Lime and ashes should be kept from it,
as they would act upon it in such a
manner as to liberate ammonia.
Cabbage for Feeding Pvrposes.
Cabbage bus a superior value for feed
ing purposes. English cattle feeders
assert ttiat their beasts progress faster
on cabbage mixed with tine cut wheat
straw and cotton cake, than with any
other vegetable. Cabbage contains one
part flush-forming substance to three
of heat-producing, while in potatoes
the flesh-forming is ouly one iu twen
ty. Cabbage is also rich iu mineral
matters.
Some iceekt ago Professor Guthrie rai
led the attention ot physlcits to the taut
that while flannel was positively elec-
irineu when rubbed with ebonite, and
etouite was also positively elect rilled
when rubbed wit i glass, flannel rubbed
with glass was negatively electrified.
Professor Ayrtou has endevored to ac
count for the anomaly on the grouud
that one ore more of the substances was
an electrolyte. Glass Is an electrolyte-,
and a battery had been made from It.
He and Professor Perry had shown that
in a pile made up of various subs tsnee,
one or more of which were electrolytes,
though the rest were metals, the elec
tromotive force of the pile was equal to
the algebraic rum of the several pair:
composing it, but it was not equal to
the electromotive fore? of the flrct and
final plates made into a pair.
Hator blades are forged from cast
steel, the bars being roughly prepared
to one luch in breath and a sixteenth
of an inch in thickness. The blades
are heated in a coke or charcoal Are,
and dipped into the water obliquely.
I u tempering, they , are laid on their
backs upon a clear fire, about half a
dozen together, and they are removed
one at a time, when the edges, which
are as yet thick, come down to a pale
straw color.
WhttU, drums, or pulleys for wire
rope, should be at least 30 times the size
of the wire, and larger If practicable,
as the larger the pully the less wear on
the rope.
To anneal stoel first make It red hot.
then pnt It in a heap of dry sawdust till
cold, when It will be found to be quite
eft.
DOMESTIC.
Apple: DcurLrxas. Take some fine
ly sifted flour, say i lb., and half the
quantity of suet (LAB.), very finely
shred, and well freed from skin. Mix
the suet and flour, add a pinch of salt
and half a teaspoontul ef baking pow
der, with sufficient cold water or milk
to make it of the right consistency.
Knead it well, and roll It out to tbo
thickness required. Divide this paste
into as many pieces as are required for
the dumpliugs. Take some large-sized
spples, peel, core, sugar and a clove
Cover them with the paste, and join
the edges carefully. Tie each dump
ling up in a floured cloth, and boil
about an hour. Untie them carefully,
and turn them out without baking
them; serve with cream and sugar.
X. B. A little current Jelly may be
substituted for the butter, sugar and
clove.
Spkaki.no of Toast, comparatively
fair knnsr u-hal. reullv pood toast Is. A
hasty singe of one or both sides does
not make toast ; nor do thin slices of
bread dried through. Cut slices of uni
form thickness, a plump one-half or
nve-eignins men ; move arounu over a
hrlsir tir. to have all nans toasted
litrci L-Mnmilv an near thfe coals that
the pieces will be heated through when
both sides are wen Drownea. it uie
slightest point is blackened or charred,
scrape it off. or it will spoil the flavor
of the whole. If covered with an
earthen bowl. It will keep both warm
and moist. A clean towel or napkin
will answer If It is to go at once to
the table. But nobody can make good
mast nut. nt nnor bread. Stale bread
may be used for milk toast; sour oread
may be improved dv toasunn h
through; heavy bread makes poor
t..if Sn-eet. liirht read. onlv a day
old, or less, makes the best toast.
A Good Housewife.
The good housewife, when she Is
giving her house its spring renovat
ing, should bear in mind that the dear
inmates of her house are more pre
cious than many houses, aud that their
systems need cleansing by purliying
the blood, regulating the stomach aud
bowels to prevent aud cure the diseases
arising from spring malaria and mias
ma, aud she must know that there is
nothing that will do It so perfectly and
surely as Hop Bitters, the purest and
best of medicines. Concord H. II. Pa
triot. Minced Fowl asd Ego. Cold roast
fowl, a hard-boiled egg. salt and pepper
or cayenne, to taste ; three tablespoon
fuls ol naw milk or cream, half an
ounce of butter, one tabl spoonful of
dour, a tcaspoohful of ieuon Juice;
mince the fowl, and remove an sain
and bones: put the bones, skin and
trimmings into a stew pan, with one
small onion, stew in nearly one-half
pint of water; let this lor an hour,
then strain the liquor, chop the egg
small, mix the egg witn the fowl, add
salt and oenoer. tmt in the gravy and
other ingredieuts, let the whole just
boil, and serve with sippets oi toasieu
bread.
Mrrrox Hash. Fry oneonion chop
ped small, with some butter, till it is
browned; add a tablespoonful of flour,
and one and a half or two gills or stock,
with a few cloves, some pepper, salt to
taste, a teaspoontul of walnut ketchup,
half that quantity ot Worcester sauce.
and a iessioonful of tomato sauce. Siir
the whole together, let it boil once or
twice. and then strain it into a sauce
pan. When cold, lay the pieces of mut
ton in It with tins sauce, anu piace me
saucepan bv the side of the lire, so that
I the coutents are very gradually heated ;
shake the saucepan occasionally, lut
never let the hash boil. Serve Witt
tippets of bread fried in butter.
We cheerfully call the attention of
our readers to the merits of Dobbin'
Electric Soap, (made by Cragin & Co.,
Philadelphia.) who coniiuentiy ass. a
trial. The oap will tell iu own story.
We advise you to try it.
Beef Rolls. The remains of cold
roast or boiied beef, seasoning to ta?te
of salt, pepper and minced herbs; pun
paste. Mince the beef tolerably line,
with a small amount of its own fat ; ad i
a se.i-oning of pepper aud salt and
chopped herbs; put the whole into a
roll of puff paste and bake lor nan an
hour, or rather longer, should the roll
be very large. B-ef patties may be
made of cold meat by inluciug and sea
soning beef as directed above aud tafc
ing in rich puff paste in patty tins.
How to Make Tea go Fcrther. A
method has been discovered for mak
ing more than the usual quantity 0 tea
from any given q.iantity of the leaf.
The whole secret consists in i teaming
the leaf before steeping. By this pro
cessit is said fourteen pints of good
quality may be brewed from one ounce
of tea.
Ark you bald ? Carboline, a deo-do-ized
extract of petroleum, the only
cure for baldness, has been improved,
so that it is now the most delightful
dressing in the world. The only real
natural hair restorer ever produced.
Pickled Mutton Hams. Three gal
lons of soil water. one iiound of coarse
sugar, two eunces of saltpeter, three
pounds of common salt. Boil and re
move the scum, nd when cold pour
over the meat. In two or three weeks
the bam will be excellent lor baking
or boiling. It may be smoke 1 if pre
ferred.
Vegktink. For eradicating all im
purities of the blood from the system,
it has no equal. It has never failed to
effeeta cuie, giving tone and strength
to the system debilitated by disease.
Grease on a carpet, if not of long
standing, can be readily dispeseu ot ry
washing the sot with hot soap-stuls
and boiax hall an ounce ol borax to a
gallon of water. Use a clean cloth to
wash it with, rinse in warm water, and
wipe dry.
Spots on furniture, from anything
hot, or from alcohol, can be removed
by rubbing hurl with sweet-oil aud
turpentine. When the spots disappear
wash in mtlk-warm soap-suds, dry
quickly and polish by rubbing briikly
with chiimois-skm.
If you cannot take the baby to the
eouirry, use Dr. Bull's Bav Syrup
. .i l . I : - , .- i ..:i..
lur Ills UB'ini umc:i8cs ui vai ijr vuiiu-
hoo.l. Price 25 cents a bottle.
Paint, pitch or tar can be removed
from cloth or wood by rubbing it with
turpeutine. If the paint has become
dry, put a few drops of the turpentine
on the snot, and let it stand if all the
is not removed, repeat the work. When
entirely gone, rub off with alcohol.
If brooms are wet in boiling suds
once a week they will become very
tough, will not cut a carpet, will last
much longer, and always sweep like a
new broom.
Paint the inside walls of a corn
bouse with coal tar and it will drive
weevils from the com. It costs but a
few dollars a barrel, and a barrel will
last several years In hen houses and
corn houses.
To remove rust from a stovepipe
Rub with linseed oil (a little goes a
good way) ; build a slow fire at first till
it dry. Oil in the spring to pre Vint it
from rusting.
Pkvsektlt Bresk up your cold by the timely
use of Dr. Jayne'a Expectorant, an old remedy
lurcure ludk ana luroau, ato aeanaia
Hr Nr Oougaa.
HUMOROUS.
pRKtxaTOM Is a man of decision.
The other evening npon reaching home
he was met by his dearest Maria with
the harrowing tale of Bridget, the
cook's kerosene disaster. "Oh. John !"
she began, we've bad such a terrible
time! Bridget tried to hurry up the
fire poured kerosene on it blew np
burnt her to death oh I ch ! oh !"
Perkington is a wonderful man. a man
for an emergency. He replied, as a
roan not used to being thwarted in his
purposes: "Discharge her imnediate
ly, Maria; discharge her immediately,
1 won't have such a woman In the
house." -
Workiaffmmw
Before you begin your heavy sprint
work after a winter of relaxation your
system needs cleansing and strength
ening to prevent on attack of Ague.
Bilious or Spring Fever, or some other
Spring sickness that will unfit you for
a season's work. You will save time,
much sickness and great expense if
you will use one bottle of Hop Bitters
iu your family this month. Don't wait.
Burlington Hawkeyt.
When-a Wisconsin man sits up In
his coffin and demands to know what
the racket is. the chief mourner says:
"See here, sir, we're performing our
melancholv duty to a deceased irienu,
and it you try to kick up a disturbance
or do anything to mar the solemnity of
the occasion, you'll get hurt." . And
then "the corpse" is j immed down in
to the coffin again and the lid screwed
on. They can't afford after the funeral
bills had been paid to have trie money
wasted, especially as Wisconsin men
are not usually worth two funeral bills.
4 nu.i vv nf BMM4IPIMI mMtlnir l
pious old mail named Samson, one of
inem exctaiuieu, -ani now we rcsaic.
We'll take Samson along with us. and
then, should we be set upon bv a thous
and Philistines, he'll slay them all."
Jiy young irienu, quieuy ropvuucu
the old man. "to do that, I should have
to borrow your jawbone!"
Somebody says "Oratory Is dead."
They mould change their opinions sud
denly aud most decidedly il they could
hear the avi rge woman disiours ' up n
washing days, an I when cleaning
house. Then it is that the male part
ner in the connubial concern slinks
away, and thinks ne. is going to be
"killed dead" by herorational powers.
A Los Angelos Sunday school boy
has discovered the meaning of the
word "Selah," found in the Bible. He
.old the teacher that it was found at
rhe end of verses and chapters, aud
that 1: stood for "Whoa Emma."
Squalls went out west, got Inebriated
insulted a man's wile, was tarred and
feathered, escorted out of town by a
deputation of citizens, and now w hen
questioned as to what he was do
ing when away from home, truthfully
replies he was a rail road man. t
Tax pronounced opinion of the ablest
physicians all over the country indi
cates that Dr. Bull's Baby Syrup is the
best remedy for all the sufferings ot
little children caused by Wind Colic.
Dysentery, Diarrhe or Summer Com
plaint. Price 25 cents.
A new song Is entitled, "He sleeps
where he fell." He 'must have been
thoroughly inebriated, and outof sight
of a policeman. A 3obcr man would
got right up Instead of going to sleep.
A Michigan woman cured a sitting
hen by placing a red hot glass egg in
the nest. Hens know when not to be
sit as well y the man who gets up off
a tack.
A Ridgefield man has Invented a
chair which can be adjusted to 8,(00
different p sitlons. It is designed for
the boy to sit in when, having his hair
cut.
"Mr. Smith father wants to borrow
your paper. He only wants to read
It." '"Well, go back and tell vour fa
ther to send me his supper. Tell him
I only want to eat ir."
The game of fifteen sweet fifteen
is long clothes, store hair, Imng.
bangles, barber-uoie stocking, friz
ziest bustles a young man with which
to tide over the ice-cream season.
"That's the first hop of the season,"
remarked a dancing-master as his
voting hopeful sat down on a tack
Then the music started and the bawl
began.
Tight shoes are said by Boston ocu
lists to make bad eyesight. Now we
may account for the fact that barefoot
boys sees so much that is going on.
A ladt for the first time listening io
the "ftill small voice" of a telephone,
remarked. Good gracious, ft sounds
just like one's conc'enee !"
A boy who can't walk half a mile on
an errand because he is so tired, will
ride a velocipede all day. yelling like
a Comanche to -'tlear the -rack!"
Tun old song or Nothing but Tears'
is coining in vogue again with the
Wetherstieid girls. They are weeding
onions.
The new stay law lias no nf-rence
to women lacing themselves to death,
or to vessels. B th have yet the right
to "go In stays."
A woodex legged roan ot West Xew
ten, hopped off witlta young lady lat
week. Some of the papers speak of it
as an elopement, but how could he lope
with only one leg?
Fishing excursions with young
ladies will be very popular this sum
mer. A day's fishing will put more
color on a tirl's fae than she can take
off iu a month w ith a boat load of
rouge."
A Woman who musses over pottery
Is supposed to decorate, but a speech
delivered on board ship is a deck ora
tion. They went fishing. She looked
.anguidlvat him and said, "I wUh the
fish would bite at your hook; if I was
a fish 1 would."
Around the World.
A fame that is world-wide and ac
quired in the short space of a few years,
must have true merit for its support.
Dr. Pierce's Family Medicines, have
gained such fame and the foreign
orders for his Golden Medical Dis
coverythe greatest blood-purifier of
the age, for his Pleasant Purgative
Pellets (little sugar-coated pills), his
Favorite Prescription woman's best
friend and other remedies became so
great, that a branch of the World's
Dispensary has been established In
London, England, for their manufact
ure. From this depot they are shipped
to every part of Europe, and to the
East Indies, China, Japan, and other
countries. Their sale in both North
and South America is perfectly enorm
ous and Increasing yearly. World's
Dispensary Medical Association, Pro
prietors, Buffalo. X. Y., and Great Rus
sell Street Buildings. London, Eng. .
Roysx Cxktre, Com Co., lnd..
- . reb.t8.lS79.
Dr. B. V. Pierce:
Dear Sir I take pleasure In writing
my testimony .with others In regard to
your valuable medicine. For a long
time I have suffered from disease of the
lungs and until 1 used your Discovery
found nothing that did me any good.
Thanks to It, I am relieved and recom
mend it to slL Yours truly,
Mart Kkmnxl. ,
Cunnui Slloht natn In the side.
the skin and eyes assume athickyeliow
coat, digestion is impaired, an unpleas
ant sinCing Bensatlou at die pit of the
stomach is experienced, the bowels are
irregular, the mind fretful, the mem
ory weakened, sometimes a slight
cough, coldness of the nan Js and feet,
sometimes loss of appetite aud at others
unnatural t-raving lor food, dizziness
of the heid, blurring before the eyes,
depressed spirits.feeling of uncertainty,
of having left something undone but
can't tell what it is. Take Simmons'
Liver Regulator, it will remove all
these feelings and make you well.
Saved From tdi Grave -"You will
please let it be known to the world
that yo'jr Regulator has saved me from
the grave. I have suffered for many
years with Indigestion and Liver Com
plaint, and took everything that was
recommended to me without an v relief,
until 1 tried Simmons' Liver Regula
tor; it has cured me entirely. Recom
mend it to the human race.
"J. U. Bubkktt, JeffVjrsonville;
Twiggs Co., Georgia."
Bavans I Saccharin.
Revenge is sweet. The other night
young Rundlett, who had beenthe vic
tim of several practical jokes perpetra
ted by Mr. Mongrel, entered the lat
ter's room at their boarding house.
Rundlett was evidently intoxicated,
but there was no ugliness about him.
His first proceeding was toputbU plug
haton a chair. Iu another moment he
had unconsciously sat upon that hat.
Then he addressed Mr. MoDgrel, and
desired him tu sit on the mantel shell
and talk about dog fights. Mr. Mon
grel declined, and Rundlett urged the
matter. Finally the former said:
"Rundlett, you've been drinking."
"By Zhove gesh yer right. Ob, zat
a man should be such a fool ash to
put'n enemy into his mouth tc steal
'way his brains." Then Mr. Mongrel
advised his young friend to go to bed,
but the latter declared that he would
sit up until Mr. Mongrel complied with
bis request in regard to dog fights.
After laboring in vain to persuade the
"young man to retire, Mr. Mongrel de
cided to go and get some of the boys to
come and take him to his room. He
went to the sitting room and told four
of them who were playing cards there,
that Rundlett was drunk aud raising
more trouble in his room than a hornet
would in an ami- swearing club. The
boys saw a elm nee for fun, aud at once
threw down their cards and hastened
to Mr. Mongrel's apartment. Mean
while a greatchungehudi ouieovf rRund
le:t. The drunken leer had faded from
his face. His gait became steadr, and
he had been to his room, got a new bat
and returned. When the boys entered
thoy found as sober a man as ever lived,
and one who indignantly denied the
charge of being drunk, and who show
ed his uncrushed bat to disprove the
story that he had sat upon it. Mr.
Mongrel was dumbfounded, and the
boys were raving mad at what they
considered Mongrel's lying, aud as they
had core there for fun, they meant to
have it. So they put a pillowcase over
Mr. Mongrel's head, and ran him down
three flights of stairs to the cellar,
where they left him to find his way back
if he could. And Rundlett went and
tore his bed all to piece i by hissqiiirm-
ing as he lay on It laughing. Revnge
is saccharine!
7n Germany a deep hole was bored bv
the diamond rock drill, 3315 feet being
attaiued In six months. This is not so
deep as one made by the Prussian Gov
ernment a few years ago, which wa
ll S3 feet deep, but took four years to
bore.
Hit a half pint of vinegar and a hall
piut of mi'k. When they have formed
a curd take the whites of five eggs and
boil the whole together; sift into them
sufficient quicklime to make the whole
into a paste. It Is good cenieut to hold
brokeu glass and crockery.
A new plastic composition has been in
vented In London, formed of clean
washed river sand, blue lias lime, and
common cement In about equal propor
tions. Tli I J composition is moulded in
to the form of bricks or slabs, and,
without tiring, it dries quickly and re
sists the action of the atmosphere.
A Monument or Gold
Should be em-tal In nwnorr of the inventor
of ADakesia," tbe groat extrrul Pi Bern
dy. Mr. Jamt-a I. .Laaaett, ot Erie, Penna..
whtea a follows :
Measn. NEDSTAKorn 1 Co.:
Gmjtlemes Enc o el And P. O. orler for
LOO f. r which send box of -Anakesia." I
have osej two boiea and feel it my duty to ray
to too that by he nae of your Pimple remedy
I bave oeen raise! from the brink of despair
to the joyful bop of eoon beinz able to de
clare niTae f e tirely caret). One month's
tral. At "the smtll rxpeuwof the oo"t cf one
box of "Anaaes a" baa giren me mors relief
than two years doctoring with our brat phynio
iana here. Surely a monument of gold tboulj
be ereo ed in memury of tbe inventor of Ana
kesia. Send at once if possible.
I ah all b pleased to rply to any c who
Inquire as io the meriu of yonr valoabla
medicine, phon'd yon we tit to pabliaa thia.
Bincerely yonr Mrvaiit,
Jaxe J. Bamsltt. Erie, Pa.
"Anakesia" is told by all dravKVta. Piiro
tl.00 per box. Sample sent tree to all of
ferers on application to "Anakes.a" Depot,
Bos SUfi, New lork.
Wiax women, young or old, marred or sin
gle w. ill be greatly beneriited by taktngj Kid-uey-Wort.
It H t Jino and cl aajiug.
A Valuable C.Ut Free.
A book on the lirer. its diseases and their
treaiment sent free. Including treatise npon
Liver Compla nts, Torpid Liver, Janmlice,
Bihonxneas. Hea aclie. C. ntinatin. Dyspep-
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- " . ; tc . -
A CARD. To all who mr eoffTfn from r!i. r
ran and indiscretions ! loalli, serTuu.w sksc.
srty decay. It" if manhnoi. etc.. I wll sen. a He
cise tht will cure you. Cars v I'hakck. Tliis
rat rrmeflv wMdi.r.it r-'l hy amiiwlonary in mu
America. S-nl . at-if as.lr-a el eoel prf u lb- K.r.
lOSfcl'U J. INMaN. Station D. S.w Yorkiiir.
' Ths Tattale Belt Cat. Marshall, Mich.
Will send their celt-bra ed Electro VolUie
Belia t- the afflicted npon 30 data's trial.
Speetly car -a guarautet-tL They mean what
shay say. Writ to them without defcty.
nat Acta at tks Hams Tlawea
Til Lirer, tha Bowels and the ttiiUTS.
These great orrans are the natural eleaaa
era of tbe ayitm. If they work wall, health
will be perfect t If they become clogged,
dreadful diseases are aura to f oUow wlta
TERRIBLE SUFFERING.
niewness. Headache, Dysaefala, Jasa
Slcs, Csnatlsattoa aaS Piles, rKieV
aey CewjplalBta, Gratel, Diabetes,
er Kaeastatle falsa asd Aches,
are Sere loped because the hleoS Is poisoned
with the humors that souuld have asea
sspsllwl naturally.
- KIDXEY-1VORT
arm restore the healthy actloa and all these
destroying erlla will be banlahed s aaglsct
them and too wfll Uts bat to suTcr.
TnonaandB bare been cured. Tryttenayoe
win add one more to the number. Take It
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it i t i n is mi i iinaiiainhiiti
IsysiarMiaesasshsa I iaili allia isd l-Uail
KtOTrr-WosTwin errs roe. Try s pack
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It U a (by ttjttabu eompmmdaad '
Oss Package saakss six a saris of led Ida?.
Your Dratato ha a, or e-fll ffH a far
sou. IrMM upon Aaring it. JVic,lUlO.
W2LL3, S3AS3S s CI., rnpittet.
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.The Only Medicine
NAiwKHS KEMEDi'.
Tut CtT Bioob Puairtcs
WILL CURE
erwfalia. f4crerw,lsis) Hsr. ,
4'marraa Hsaier. Erysipelas) -Masker.
Sialt Keanas. riispleasr II ts
aisroa the a ace, aata;ai aswl
Cm I tls. I leers. Krwan-kUla,
earalcla, lT pepla,
Knestiauaalaua,
Pains 1st two Hide. 'snalls(len. Oaa
tlseneas. flip Ulsalsiesa. lieaxl
acbr, Ikrrfssanesa. I I ha
Aberk. 1'ialnlsieas the fcttesav
asrli. salUaey 4 out plnlmts,
tern Hcsksew asiad
totmerau leallilj.
This preparation Is scU-ntlfliilly and cheral-oailCTJitnn.-X
and so ruu&r concentrated
from root?, hen aid burk-s that IU good el
lecm are realize i !iinued.i-ljr sf.ercoin'nene
ng to take iu There is noui asc f the uuman
I) -item f.r which the Veetlne can oi be u-d
With perfect B,r-y, i It dor not contln
any uie ailic coin ptm.iu. Kr erurtlcall ig the
sy.tem of all Imputiue ot the blood it iias no
equal. It ha never tailed loefTet-t a cure, giv
ing Mne and strenxt i to tie system debilitated
by d:eaiv. Its wonderful cffeC' upon We co co
lli tuts u.med arc surpi laing to alL Mauy nav
been cured by the Vegriine in it have tried
i.tny utuor remedies, it can well be called
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
Dr. TV. Rom Writes:
ScsorcLa. Livxa rosPLAtsr. Drsrsrsia, Bhsv-
MATISS. WkaKNSSS.
H. R. Srrvnrs. Boston:
I hate been practising med'clneforts years,
and as rttuedy for sc orula. Liver t omplaint.
Dyspepsia, ttheumalism, Weakness, and all dU
cmra of the blood. 1 nae nesvr found Iu equal.
I have s ix! V,-geuue lor I years ai.d have never
hud one bolt le returned. I would heartily r
commend U to those In need f a b o 1 purifier
Lib. W. Koad, biui(,-lt,
Sept. IS, 1S78. VV lllon, Iowa.
VEGETINE
IS THE BEST
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"-el MSI
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1
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stsagh ekla. in abort, all diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered by this powerful,
purllvine. and inTiforatlnr metiicine.
. jeciaUy has it manifested iu poteoes in earing Tetter, stese stash. Balls, Carbaw
clea. sore Eyes, ftcroraiasia aores aad tsreinss, Wkls weillacs, sioluw or Thick
Neck, and lalarced .lasas.
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on face or body, frequent he.vlnrhe or dimness, bad taats) in meutb. internal heat or chilis
alternated with hot fl wliea, irregular appetite, and toogu coated, you are euOerinr from
Terpld Liver, or " Blllsitsseas." As a remedy tor all ench cases Dr. Pierce's Qoldea
Aietlical iiscorry has no equal, as it affects perfect and radical cures. .
In the curs of Braaehitls, sever Csasjias, Writ Lwb(s, and early stages ot Csa
stsnptlasi, it has atoniebeii the medical faculty, aad enuaant nbyaiciana pronounce It that
greatest medical discovery ot UM AS. Sold by dru(rista.
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Bladder, Urinary and Liver Iiitrtwe, Dropiy,
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HUNT'S REMEDY,
tbo Ureal KuliM-y aud Uvr Mtrdicine.
HUNT'S REMEDY
curea Briehl'a Pi-e:i?. Kteniion r Xonreteiv
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HUNT'S REMEDY
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enrta Bil.oQama. neaafbe, .laandle. SoUT
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HUNTS REMEDY
ACTS AT OXnr on the Kltlm-TS. T.Irer. anl
Bowela, retorina them t a healthy action, and
f'I'KFS when ail mher imilictrea' fifl. Hua.
dretla have been aared who I ave been If! Ten up
to die by friends and physicians,
ttond fur pamphlet to
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publisher by statins;tliat thwvsiew the sdver
Ueeiuiant la this journal (nsunlns; the fuapor.t
J
PUMP
So nse of ukinr tbe larre, rsnolaiTe. nanaeoua pills. These)
& V.1LH. .1 l.tlA tllll.l . . . ' -L . .
- mnvt iaar lata aawauirsi .
tirely vewetable, so particular ears is required
them, loer oucraie without ilisturbanee to tha
or oecupation. For Jaaadlce. Headache.
ssastwro oisosi. t-aia la the BhowMera.
I'lies. lliorss, eosir Erwctatiows rrom
ajBBsa swos fssav -
':! sV"l
HEALTH ISVJEALTH.
Health of Eofly is Voaltii or Kiri
Fure blood m tikes tnvnf 3p!H, stronf hone and
a c ear skin- If joa wor.d hare your n-sh rj
jenr bones sound, wttjr ait caries, and ynnrcoHl
rdexlon fair, aje RatdSaaj's aarsaparluu,
aTrateful recognition.
To core a ciwitic or ioo BTrDt Ml)
h truly a rlctory In ibe healing an; tiiatrvuoa.
lair power Uiat Ce-arljr discern Diricrscd ,,
Slus a remedy: (bu restores step by st. yb,
tuirea the body whim has b-es 0wif
tacked an-1 weakened by so Ins dious ilseasa
not only commands oar respect but denertq
oar KTail'aae. Dr. Ra.lway baa t lrtiKhed isia.
kind wwb uiat wootierfui rvmedy, Isdaayi
sVaraaparllllMBi Reavslsena. whk-ii acc-av
pllxbes IM reeult, and auSeraj hu.nait?
who draar oat an existence ' pam sad duels'
throucit Ion? days and lone; nights, owe hua
(balr gTatlttt.lS). Jfsuaoaa Je-SJesyu-.
FALSE AND TRUE.
w. Aweeeee. fmm rte Ttsdwsra T-eot,.. u
dlaeavse and Ita Cure," as follows:
List f Dtsesissa Cwresl ky
Ealf ay . Sarsirilliaii Izivt
Cbronle SltiB Dtsawsj, rarles ft ths Bona
Humors in the Blood, Scrofulous D.se sea. Bid
or unnaiural Hunt of Body, Syphilis a:id
real, Feree gores. Chronic or old Vict-ra, sn
Kbeiim, Rickets, White swelling. Stall Ue,i
I'terlne Affections, tankers, ;ta-,i:oiar Sw.,i.
luira. Nodes. Westlna; and Decty of the Brtlr
flmples and.rHotchea. Tumors, Uy-rop-is, Kill
aev and Bladder Diseases, chronic Kb nmatisia
and tout. Uunaumptloo, Gruel and iHalcuious
Deposits, and varieties of ibe above co-i.piaiQ-
to which soatetlines are given spet:ioii? Dtmes.
We assert that ther Is no known remstjv t,at
posswtcjes Uie uratlTe power over these 4i.
eases IB .t Kadwat's) Kssoltznt rurnish-s. It
cures, tttep by step, surely, rrom tbe founils,
tlon. and restores" the Injured rxtrta to fieit
OUDiI coortltlon.aTIss westes r ibe Steely
r sloppeKl i.a htealtby htlnsxl la inp.
Ilsxt tat sysiessv from which Dew n.a
1ai Is formed. Tills IS ths B-st eo-ret-tlvs
wer ot KaBwaTl Rssoltint. Ia eases wnsrs
system has been aallvated and slemirr,
Icasllver Corrosive ft jbilmate hve accum.
ed and become depnsued In tbetmnes, Jo'tia,
l. .causing caries or tbe rones, rifle a. iD'aal
rvatures, conHrtlons. white swelilnrs, srt
M veins, etc., the SaasiraaitxtaM w,,;resoivs
'ay those deposits an I exiermmats in nru
tbe disease from Ibe aysiem.
3 those who ar tskin thes medicines for
curs of Chronic. Ser fu'.ous or Syphilitic lia.
sea. however slow m ty b tbe cure, "ieei bet.
," and And their general health Impronnf,
e'r flesb and welgtit Increulnr. or even ksu.
f Its own, is a sure stirs. Uvil tbe cure Is pro.
esalmr.sHn tnese diseases tbe patient ei'.ner
ts better or worse) tbe Tlrns of the tllit-asa
mot inactive If sot arrested asd dri- n n-ua
blood It will spread and continue to sider
ne the constitution. As soon as the 8aaaa
illiar makes the pa'leat ft el be' ter," every
ur yna will grow better and lucreass in baaila,
wngtb and flesb.
OVARIAN TUMORS.
The removal t.f these tumors br RaowAri
oLTSNTts now so certainly estabilsued that
at was once considered alino t mlracuioos s
w a common recognlz -d ftct bv au parties.
Itne s the cases of liaanab P. Knpp. Mrs. CL
apf. Mrs. 1. H. Jolly and Mrs. P. D. HnMx.
bilsbel in our Alstnao for is:: also that oi
a. i . s. Bibblns. ia us praaant etliaoa ol oar
alas and True.
Dollar wear Bottle.
MINUTE REMEDY.
Only requires minute, sot boars, to raUavs
pain and cur acuta diseaaa.
Radway's Ready Relief,
la from on to twenty minutes, never falls ta
relieve PAIN wlta ns thortu?b appMc tlon.
Ko matter how violent or excruciating ths ' si a
ths RUKL'MaTIU, Bed-rli1den. lolrm. Or.ppled,
Nervoas, Senralijlc, or p osmt-u with d aease
may suffer, RADAI' KJtADI KKUty wui
afford Instunt ease.
Inflammarloo of tbo Kldaova, Tndammo.
Utn oT ths Hladdsr. lattaraaaatloa of the
Bowels. Concesttoo of tho Langs, Sore
Throat, IMfBcuU Brewstb'ng, Palpllatloa st
tho Heart, Hysteric. Croup. Ivlphthonla,
Catarrh. Inftilensa. Hoattacho. Tttothaeho.
Neurabxta. Kbeunaartsro, Cold Chills,
Agae Chills, Chilblains, frost Hues.
Braises. Summer Complaints, Cottgbs,
Cold, sprains. Pains la ins Chest, Bach er
Unabs, avro lastaotly relieved.
FEVER AND AGUE.
FSTer and Ague cured for Fifty Cents. Tnrs
ts not a remedial agent la the world 'nst will
cure Fever and Ague, and ail other ataiarloas.
Bilious. Sosr.at, Typhoil. Teilow ana srLer
fevers (aided by Rabwat 1 Pills) so Q'dck ss
Kadwats tiur ksi.itr.
II wilt In a iew moments, whaa tilten accord
ing to directions, cure Crnmris, Spasma, So ir
Stomacb. Heartburn, Sick licadaehe. DLarrhoji
DjseDterr, Collo, Wind la tbo Bowels, sadsd
Inteenal Pains.
Traveiers sUi iu!4 always carry a bottle of R
War s RstoT Kslief with tticrn. A few drora
In ws er will prevent sickness or paina ' .
enangs of water. It Is better tnaa lf..j
Oraodyor bitters aa a stimulant.
Hlssnssil Loaubormsai sbooid asway
be provided with It.
CAUTION.
An ramedlal sgecta eapabls of dmtrrmng Ufa
by an overdo-e soouid bo avoided. Morpulae,
opium, strychnine, arnica, byoscloinua, and
other powerful remedies, does ac certain t mt-s.
la very smail di sea. relieve tho p uient during
their action In the system,' Hat f erhaps tc
second iVsta, if rspeated, may aggraiste and In
cressatue suffeK g. and another d ae causa
leatfl. Titer Is no Becessiiv for asing th- s
ancitaln amenta when a positive remedy ilka
iinv it i hssDT Rsuir will stop tbe in- at et
auciatlag pain quicker, without 'iia1UBs lbs
asset diaoultr la stuar tatoat ur aduiW
TOSS TBVl RELIEF.
XoaiTI Riadt kstjir Is the only remedu;
again m vogue that wtii in&tantiy stop pain.
( a'lfly Cesita per Boxlo.
Radway's Regulating Fills.
Porfeot Pwrratlvea. Soothlos; A pork
owto, Aer Wlihowl Pals,ileate Koltst.
' aaxl Nailaraa 1st tholr Oltrrallea
A T2GKTABLB BCBTTTCTS FOR CAXOaEI
Frtoctly tastelea, elegmtly ored w'.ts
sweet gum, purga, reguaLs, puruy, cleans
and stn ngtfaeu.
Radwat Pills, for the ears c-f U disorders
ot tbe Siomacb, Llvsr, lioweL-t Kidneys it ad
der. Nervous D ews, Heads b. C msiiraiioa,
castlveness, Indlgeaikm, Dvspetai:. hUi u.s
nrsa. Fever. InflainmaUoa of Uie Bowels. Pilss.
and all flemngemenu of the lnt!rn:v t:s era.
ait anted to effect a perfect cure. Purely r- j
tabie, containing aa mercury, mlnersia or !l '
Crerious drugs.
sv- Observe th following symptonrs reau.'fc
Ing from Diseases of ths Bigestivu organs; Coa.
stlp ition. Inward Pilrs. Puuntss ol the Blotid
in tbe Head. Acidity of the stomach, Nsuses,
Heartburn, Disgust of Food, Fullness or w- 1,-ct
In tb Stomach, roar ijucts t.ns, Siniclng or
Flattering. mt lb Heart. Choking or tMiaVrmg
B-nsatloos hen In a lying cost are. Dimness at
Vision. Dots or Webs berore the Buhl, Pever
and Dull Paid la tb Head. Dei' leocr of Per
spirai lon, Tellownetts of tbe Skin and Eye- Psls
la ths Side, Chest, Limns, and suuaen Flushes
Ot Hesx, Burning in Ui Flesh.
A few d'Oes of Radwat's Pilli will free ta
aystesa from all tbe above-named ulsorders.
Priest, U Ceota ser Box.
bOLD BT DRCUtilsj'M'
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fend a letter stamp to KAbWlT st CO
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