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m Hip rorket. Befuddled Hamerirts. I AGRICULTURE. I DOMESTIC. J WIT AND IIUMOR.
TVot is known amon? tailor as Hie "hip i
pocket" is exclusively shsractTistlG of the j
American specie of man. i
Mr. Withers is nH a A cstern man, and
is wholly unacquainted with whisky ; but
his recent experience of the incompatibility
of hip pocket and glass boUlea was very
painful and embarrassing. He had return
ed to his Orange county home from a brief
visit to Xcw York, and bad brought with
him as a present to Miss Wilson to whom
he was betrothed a bottle of thai remark
able cement which is sold by sidewalk mer
chants, and which is by them repiescntcd
as being much stronger than wrought iron.
It had occurred to him that this cement
would be a very nice thing to have in his
future house, since with it all forts of bro
ken china and glass could le mended, and
every one knows that children wi'I break a
great deal of china. On the evening of his
arrival home he put the cement Imttle in his
hip pocket and called on 31 it vv ilson, in
tending to offer it to her as soon as he en
tered the house.
Mr. Withers was an'ently attached to
the young lady, and when he saw herlicfore
him he not unnaturally forgot all alxmt
such merely earthly matters as cement.
The old peopl.- Welcomed him politely,
aad, after a few momeuts of conversation,
withdrew with a discretioi which it "is to
be wUhed that old people would emulate.
Iking of a frugal mind, and knowing that
the merciful young man should 1 merciiul
to his in'.endi-d father-in-law in point of
keroxeiie bills Mr. Withers promptly
turned down the lamp ami proceeded to
inike himself at home.
The bottle was a 6tout one, and would
p rhaps have witbstivnl any ordinary pres
sure, but as MLss Wilson weiched fully 140
pounds, and as The back of the sniail rocking-chair
was of hard wood, it is not strange
that the bottle yielded. Mr. Withers was
to much interested in the weather and other
subjects such as usually absorb the atten
tion ol young men in his position, that he
did not notice the breaking of the glasti, aud
it was not until an hour later that a false
alarm of father in the front hall induced
Miss Wilson to flee to the sofa, and suggest-
ed to Mr.
Withers the advisability of turn
iug up the lamp.
The cement had done its work, and Mr.
Withers did not get up to attend to the
light, but requested the young lady to dis
charge this duty for him. She did so, and
then noticed his pained and preoccupied ex
pression. To her anxious inquiries he ad
mitted that he felt a little faint and would
like a glass of water. Miss Wilson hur
riedly went for the water, reproaching her
self for being so heavy, and accusing her-a-lf
of selfishness aud want of consideration.
In her absence the young man made super
human efforts to wrench himself loose, but
the cement refused to yield. When Miss
Wilson returned with the glass of water, he
looked so much worse that she was really
frightened, and he was compelled to tell
her the real slate of the case.
She was a practical person, and she
promptly proposed to get a tea-kettle of
hot water and dissolve the cement, but de
sisted when he explained to tier that his sys
tem would not bear the application of water
at the boiling point. She then timidly sug
gested that if she were to call "pa, perhaps
pa would lend him a pair;" but Mr. With
ers said no ; he could not bear the. mortifi
cation of being found in such a situation by
any father, jt was finally agreed that he
should wait until a late hour, and should
then take the chair home with him. This
was accordingly done, and hail not the un
fortunate young man been arrested by a
local constable, who only discharged him
when a seven- test proved that his posses
won of the chair was purely involuntary, '
his misfortune might never have become
generally known.
When disasters such as this are liable to
happen to the wearers of hip-pockets, it be
comes doubtful whether they are not al
together too hazardous l it general use. In
fact, good authorities maintain that the hip
pocket is positively detrimental, and that
an earnest and united effort should be made
to secure its extirpation.
Bis lint Call.
1 reached her house, and walked around
it four times before I summoned sufficient
-ourage to approach. By some remarkable
nerve power I rang the bell, and a female
apparition with an odor of boiled cabbage
lingering about "it" appeared. "What do
yez want (" it asked. At last I conquered
it, and asked if Miss Susie was at home
The apparition replied, "Vis your card."
I was sure 1 had one somewhere. In my
haste I gave her a pawn ticket, rest"1
check aud a jack of "
Finj. " desperation, I handed her a
card, but she returned it with a grin. It
read : "Gundling A Co., All Wool 1'ants,
1.00."
At last I was ushered into the parlor, and
sal upon the piano, a ppittoou anda case of
wax flowers before I found a chair. When
1 did, I was so surprised that 1 missed it
and sat upon the floor. As I was rising
Susie entered. "Won't you let me put
your hat ou the rack?'' she asked as she
saw me grasping it as if it were my only
friend on earth. I murmured a faint "No,"
put my hat on the sofa, and, to my conster
nation, sat do'vn upon it.
For the fir-: time 1 realized what an aw
ful thinf it was to be alone with a strange
girl.
She said it was a nice day. I replied
"Yes.' If she had said it was thundering
and lightning I would have made the same
original remark. Then we became nkut.
You could have heard a house fall. I was
in trouble. I chewed tolwcco then but
didn't know whv I did it. Just liefore en
tenng I had taken a big chaw. My mouth
was gradually getting lull, but 1 did not
spit in front of Susie, who said she detested
it. I began to pray for a fire so that 1
could spit Meanwhile Susie got affection
ate. She drew her chair closer and said
Will Brown kissed me at school the other
day." I grew paic Suppose she would
want to kiss me ?
She would get an unexpected shower
bath of tobacco j uice. 'Do you ever kiss?"
she asked. I murmured that 1 never did,
except my mother and a venerable aant
w hose age was traditional. At last I tried
to say so, but I am afraid I only made a
few inarticulate sounds. "What makes
you talk so funny ?" she asked. I did Lot
say. "What makes your mouth so big?"
she interrogated. "The mumps," I gasp
ed, feeling as if there was going to be a
flood at any moment. "Uer-ger-woi-giT-woai,"
I remarked, meaning that I was sick
and wanted to go home.
"You talk awful funny," she said, ''and
your cheeks are awful red."
Probably Susie spoke the truth. Why
didn't some of my friends die so they would
bend after me?
Poor innocent Susie didn't know how I
was suffering. She thought I was bashful.
"Let me feel vour cheeks?" she asked.
She did.
It broke the reservoir. For a second I
didn't know whether Susie was drowned or
not. She started back in a sort of paraly
sis, and the door opened and her mother
en' e red. 1 grabbed my hat, and whether I
went out by the door, or through the wall,
I don't remember.
Anyhow, "Susie and I are out-" We
don't speak. But still, its nice to be in
love, ain't it, boys'
Am Expensive Countess.
Count Potocki, of Paris, is growling at
his wife's millinery and dresmaking bills.
The other day a milliner sent him a bill of
110,641 francs for one year's bonnets, and
on top of this came bill of 70,000 francs
for six month's underclothing. The Count
refuses to pay the bills. He says they are
exorbitant. Mrs. Potocki says her hus
band is a real stingy thing and wants her to
look like a fright, and she never has any
thing to wear, anyhow. It does look as if
the Count was making much ado about
nothing. Now an American husband, if
he were an editor, would pay his wife's
bill of similar dimens'.on without a grumble,
but at the same time he would endeavor to
Impress upon her mind the necessity of
practicing economy as long as the price of
white paper is m oulrajeiusir high.
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Mark Twain thus describes his fust
meeting with bis brother humorist, Arte
inus ard. 1 had never sees him before.
lie brought letters of introduction from
mutual fiiends in ban Francisco, and by
invitation I breakfasted with him. It was
almost religion, there in the silver mines,
to precede such 4 meal with whisky cock
tails. Aitemus, with the true cosmopoli
tan instinct, always deferred to the cus
toms of the country he was in, and so he
ordered three of these abominations.
iiinirston was present. I am match fur
nearly every beverage you can mention ex
cept a whisky cocktail, and therefore 1
said it would go right to my head at-d con
fuse me, so that 1 would le iu a helpless
tanirle in ten minutes; I did not want to act
a lunatic before strangers, but Artemus
gently insisted, and I ilrauk the treasona
ble mixture unt'.er protest, ami felt all the
time that I was doing a thing that 1 might
be sorry fiv. In a minute or two I began
to imagine that my ideas were clouded. I
ailed in great anxiety for the conversa
tion to open, with a sort of vague hope that
my understanding would prove clear,
after all, and niv misgivings groundless.
Artemus dropped an unimportant re
mark or two and then assumed a look of
stiterbu'.nan earnestness and made the fol
lowing astounding speech. He said:
'Now, there is one thing I ought to ask
you about before I forg-t it. You have
been here in bilverland here in Nevada
two or tlirec years, and of course, your
position on the daily press has made it nec
essary for you t go down in the mines and
examine them carefully in detail. Xor.
what 1 waut to get at is is well, the way
deposits are made, you know. For in
stance: Jiow, as 1 understand it, the vein
which contains the silver is sandwiched in
between castings of granite, and runs along
the ground, and sticks up like a curtetone.
Well, take a vein forty feet thick, for
example, or eighty for that matter, or even
one hundred; say you go down on it with a
shaft, straight down, you
know, or witn
what vou osll the 'incline.' maybe you go
down live hundred feet or maybe you don t
go down but two hundred; anyway you go
down, and all the time this vein grows nar
rower when th castings come nearer or ap
proach each other, you may say, that is.
when they do approach, which of course
they do not always do, particularly in cases
where the nature of the formation is such
that they stand apart wider than they
otherwise would, and which geology has
failed to account for, although everything
m that science goes to prove that, all things
being equal. It would if it did not or would
not certainly if it did, and then of course
they are. Do not you think it isr"1
"I said to myself, "Now, I just know
how it would be. That cussed whisky
coktail has done the business for me. I
don't understand any more than a clam."
And then I said aloud, "I I that is if
you don't mind, would you would you
say that over againt I ought "
"Oh, certainly, certainly! You see I
am very unfamiliar with the subject, and,
perhaps, I don't present my case clearly,
but"
"No, no no, no you state It plain
enough, but the vile cocktail has muddled
me a little. But I will no, I do not un
derstand, for that ma'ter, but I would get
the hang of it all the better if you went
over it again, and I'll pay better attention
this time.
He said, "Why, what 1 was after was
this." Here he became even more fear
fully impressive tlian ever and emphasised
each particular point by checking it oil on
his tmcer ends. I "T his vein or lode, or
ledge, or whatever you may call, runs along
between two layers of granite, just the
same as if it were a sandwich. Very well.
Now, suppose you go down on that say
1,000 feet, or maybe 1,200 (it don't really
matter), before you drift; and then you
start your drifts, some of them across the
ledge and others along the length of it,
where the sulphurets I believe they call
them sulphuretes, though why they should,
considering that so far as I can see, the
main dependence of a miner does not so
lie, as some suppose, but in which it can
not te successfully maintained wherein the
stune should not continue, while part and
parcel of the same ore not committed to
either in the sense referred to, whereas,
under different circumstances, the most in
experienced among us could not detect if it
were, or might overlook it if it did,
fcorn the very idea tf surh a thing, even
though it wire fa!flly demonstrated as
suchT Am I not riglitP
1 said sorrowfully: "I fit-l ashamed of
myself, Mr. Ward." I know I ought to
understand you perfectly well, but you see
that infernal whisky cocktail has got into
my head, and now I cannot understand
even the simplest proposition. I told you
how it would be."
"Oh, don't mind it, don't mind it; the
fault was my own, no doubt though I did
think it clear enough for "
"Don't say a wor J. Clear! Why you
stated it as clear as the sun to anybody but
an abject idiot, but it's that confounded
cocktail that has played the mischief."
"No, now don't say that. I'll liegin it
all over again, and "
"Don't now; for goodness sake, don't do
anything of the kind, because I tell you my
head is in such a condition that I don't be
lieve I could understand the most trifling
question a man could ask me."
"Now don't you lie afraid. I'll put it
so plain this time tUtt you cant help get
the hang of it. We will beein at the very
beginning." Leaning far across the table
with determined iiupressiveness wrought
upon his every feature, and lingers pre
pared to keep tally of each point as enu
merated: and L leaning forward with paiu
tul interest, resolved to comprehend or per
ish "You know the vein the ledge the
thing that contains the metal, whereby it
constitutes the medium between alt other
forces, whether of present or remote agen
cies, so brought to bear iu favor of the
former, or all, or loth, or compromising
as possible the relative differences existing
within the radius whence culminate the
several degress of. similarity to which
I said: "Oh blame my wooden head, it
ain't any use! It ain't any use to try! I
can't understand anything. The plainer
you get it the more I can't get the hang of
it"
I heard a suspicious noise behind me,
and turned in time to see Hingston dodging
behind a newspaper and quaking with a
gentle ecstacy of laughter. I look at
Ward again, and he had thrown oil his
solemnity and was laughing also. Then I
saw that I bad been sold that I hid been
made the victim of a swindle, in the way
of a string of plausibly worded sentences
that didn't mean anything under the sun.
Artemus Ward was one of the best fellows
In the world, and one of the most compan
ionable. It has been said that be was not
fluent in conversation, but with the above
experience in my mind, I differ.
What Caused the Kite.
A. strantrer loaded down w itb a big fatchel
halted at the prtofTice corner, Detroit, to
have his boots sinned, and when the job
had been completed he felt for a nickel with
the remark:
"I suppose that five cents pays the
bill?"
"Not much!" replied the shiner. "That
used to be the figure, but it is seven cents
now."
"Don't try to cheat me boy! Five cents
is the regular price here, and I know it!"
"See here, mister," said shiner, as he
packed his brushes away, "do you read the
papers?"
"Of course I do. '
"And you don't know that white paper
has gone up fifty per cent?"
"lea, I've read that it had."
"Well how d'ye 'spose we kin black
butes at five cents any more? The figger
is seven and if we can't bust the monopoly
we 11 have to raise on that."
The man came down with seven cents.
but very slowly and thoughtfully, as if he
couldn't exactly understand all about it.
i
Algebra Is the metaphysics of arith
metic.
r&EFt.LXE9 of Ft" r r.ET - We are
surprised that farmers, poulterers, and
their sons, do not keen ferrets more
generally. Wherever rats harbor, un
der hog pens, hen-house or buildings or
places ol any kind, ferrets will go alter
theui, and they are sure to drive tneni
out, so Uie boys and dogs cun have first-
class sport capturing them, and dolus
good besides. One ot the best breed ot
dogs for use in catching the rats as they
emerge from their hiding-places, is the
genuine Scotch terrier. Tuey are quick
aud plucky, and will at ten J to all the
outside "bis" the ferret sends them.
Thousands of dollars worth of fruit
trees are annually destroyed by rab
bits, if the farmar or farmer's boys
used a lerret to drive the raDbits from
their holes, (jpeir! in j a half a day or
two a seasou,) they could make a
scarcity among the rabbits and save
their trees. The writer lust a whole
orchard some three years since, of over
100 trees. It seemed impossible to pre
vent the ravages of the rabbits among
them, until he got a large, strong male
ferret, and iu one half uay's work, the
reward of 4'J rabbits saved his trees,
lie has sport and accomplishes good be
llies, ferret j are more easily kept
than a cat, their diet being bread and
milk, aud occasionally a little fresh
meat, it matters not what. They will
eat rats, birds or any thing fresh. Two
or three can be kept on what one cat
would consume. Ihey do not gnaw.
and can be keot lu a box, or small
juartcrs. e know of several who
would not be without a lerrt for ten
dollars a year and its keeping. So lar
as training and disposition goes, ferrets
arc about all alike. All the training tiiey
need is handling, to become familar
with a person. They are little trouble,
and tt coses but a trine to keep them.
Fbkservation" ok Milk. The papers
are full of advertising of preserving
compounds for milk, but by analysing
them ther will be loiind to contain
nearly always the same substances in
slightly altered proportions and they
are generally sold tor from four to
several hundred times their value.
These compounds are bicarbonate ot
soda, sometimes mixed with coiumoi
salt, boric acid, borax, mixture ol lioiax
w".h common salt, salicylic al-IJ, aud
o late a mixture containing half of
b,ric acid and half of sulphate potas
sium. Bicarbonate of soda has been iu
use a long time aud is still largely
used. It acts by neutralizing the lacti
acid which is formed in the milk, but
its action is not perfect in any way, and
by adding a more effectual quantity,
the taste oi the milk is spoilt, as it gets
soapy. Boric acid Is a powerful antisep
tic, and preferable to borax. 1 lie wri
tcr has made, a few years ago, many
exierimeuts with all kinds ot ant. sen
tics employed for milk and dairr pro
ducts, and invariably could state tte
good effects of boric acid is inferior In
action and verv expensive. But the
mixture of boric acid and sulphate of
potassium seems to outdo all the pre
viously mentioned antiseptics. We
have seen butter, meat, crabs, fish, and
other wares of an equally perishable
nature kept most woiidertully ; and as
this compound is perfectly harmless,
very cheap, and obtainable at every
chemist's shop, it will soon be more
generally employed. One gramme is
added to each litre of milk or one-fourth
pound of butter. It ought not to be
thought, however, that these antisep
tics can supplaut cleanliness, cooling,
and airing! These always remain the
principal elements In preserving milk
lor the dairy and for transport, and
only when they are insufficient, which
is rare enough, antiseptics may be used
Colic ix Horses. A correspondent
gives the following cure for colic in
horses, which Is convenient at all
titles and easily applied. He says he
has never known it to fail: Spread
teacup full of salt upon the back of the
animal over the kidneys and loins,
and keen it saturated fur 30 or 30 mm
utes. or longer if necessary. If the at
tack is severe, drench with fait water
I have a valuable bull, weighing nine
teen or twenty hundred pounds, which
bad a severe attack of colic a year ago
last summer. I applied salt to Ins back
as above, aud it being di fhV"i wiirciich,
we put a woode 10 niouth, keep
ing it cmk-u about two inches, and
spread sait upon his tongue, which, to-
: winer witii me Fan upon ins oacK, re
lie veil him at once, and within a short
time -equilibrium appeared fully re
stored. 1 have for several years past
successfully applied this treatment to
the other animals In my herd.
Sitting Iltxs. Hens should not lie
allotted to disturb the sitters by lay
ing in their nests, Uroken eggs and a
bad hatch will result. If the sitting
hen on not be isolated in any way,
cover her with an empty coop, basket,
or box, be ng careful to have her come
off every day for feed, water, exercise,
and duet bxth.
Holsf. Pla.nts. It is impossible for
houe plants to do well if the earth
about them leuiaius wet for any con
siderable length of time say two days
Plants need fresh water the same as in
dividuals. L.'t the earth be so com-
plete that the plants will need watering
daily.
Look AneAb! A farmer should al
ways think in advance of his work
The plan must be laid out iu his head,
Del are the lianas are put to it. There
Is time yet left for thinking over what
should be done in the next two or three
busy months.
Both in chemical and mechanical
properties, the soil from old pastures Is
best for potting plants.
The curious process pursued by the
Chinese of mending cracked iron wares
by cementing them with cost iron while
in liquid state is thus described: " In
the case, lor example, of a cast iron pan
requiring such treatment, the operator
commences by breaking the edge of the
fracture slightly with a hammer, so as
enlarge the fissures, after which the
iractured parts are placed and held lu
their natural position by means of
wooden braces. The nan beinz rcadv.
crucibles, made of clay, are laid
in charcoal, and ignited in a small
portable sheet iron furnace, with
bellows working horizontally,
soon as the pieces of
iron with which the crucibles
As
cast
were
cnargcu are luseu, it is poured on a
layer or partly-charred husks of rough
rice, previously spread on a thickly-
doubled cloth, the object of this belli?
to prevent the sudden cooling and har
dening of the liquid metal. While In
the liquid state, it is quickly conveyed
to tne iractured part under the vessel,
and forced wilhajerk into the enlarged
fissures, while a paper rubber is passed
over the obtruding liquid inside of the
vessel, making a neat, strong, substan
tial and in every respect thorough
operation."
CroTM, dried aud powdered, when
applied with chamois leather to nickel
plated goods, will restore their bril
liancy without injuring their surface.
Establlcta Healthful Co-opentloa
between the stomacb. the liver and ths bowels,
if yon want to tauish sick headache, nerr
oosncaa acd met Ul despondency. Upon the
vigor of ths 11: Mt named organ dcp.nda the
good service of the two latter. XUat fine
atomachio, Hostettcra ISittera, pure, approved
by physicians, deiived from tbe beat botanic
aonroea, aeon pat to root Use symptom
which make the Uvea of nervous, bilious inva
lid mUenble. The very foaBtain bead of
ocb trouble ia feebleness of d geetioo, for
which it ia an incomparable, long esUbliihed
and widely celebrated remedy. It build op
the coneUiu Ion when shaken by disease, and
prcteets it against malarial and other hurtful
teflaencea, It la an agreeable appetizer, a
metal strengthening oord al for the conva
lescent, and greatly mitigates iji yatliezg
laarmlUs of ag,
t,., art.taw,', 11-w.rT :V-aaOUaatit
rnUOLCrM A3 A PnEBKVATITB OF
KrMtc WoBa. Wc se on every hand
handsome rustic work falling to decay
aud becoming distorted by age. It is
commonly made of a kind of wood
which does not last long. . Soak It
thoroughly with crude petroleum when
new, it will remain unchanged inde
finitely. A rustic summer house in a
shaded part ol our grounds would have
been unusually exposed to dampness
ami decay had not this been prevented
a dozen years ago, by petroleum. The
peculiar brown color imparted by a
mixture of a heavy oil remains un
changed ; and a lattice work of pine
lath, a fourth of an Inch thick, fully
exposed to dampness and weather, is as
sound and unworn a3 ever. The oil is
now so cheap that there is no excuse
for omitting its application, and it may
be rapidly aud easily brushed over the
surface and sunk Into the pores with a
whitewash brush. Apply it heavily.
Sweet and Sock Cabbage. My
pickles cave out too early this winter.
and I used this old receipt, which Is
Hutch, for an old woman gave It to tne
in Albany just fortv years ago : Take
a cabbage-hei d and cut down Intoeight
pieces and c vr it with coarse salt,
letting it remain lu ajar twelve hours;
take it out, squeeze it, and chop IC line
with two onions: put it on tbe lire in
a china-lined vessel, covering it with
vinegar, and boil for a full hour; add
to it then one ounce oi tumeric, (a tea
spooutul of curry will do Instead of
tumeric), one tcaspoonful of ground
pepper, a teapoouful of celery seed, a
tablespoouful of allspice, two table
spoonfuls of ground mustard, and a
half an ounce of while mace, with one
and a-half pounds ol browu sugar;
cook one hour more.
Draco Smith buys Carboline, the
tleodorized petroleum hair rene wer and
restorer, and since its improvement,
recommends it to all his friends as the
perfection of all hair preparations.
Tula shows that the Deacon U a wise
man aud knows what is what.
CorraBCi'eVAKD. Make a good, ntuDg
extract of coilee by dripping it as
slowly as possible for ten people you
will want two cupful; take eight ol
the same measures of milk, and beat
Into the yilks ot six eggs; add three
ounces of powdered sugar; mix into
this the two cupfuls of coffee; as coilee
differs in strength, better taste to see
that It is sweet enough ; pour the mix
ture into cups and put the cups in a not
too deep pan with boiling water; the
level of the water ought not to stand
higher than half the "tup; do not try
and boil the water too hard ; about fif
teen minutes ol boiling is necessary.
M rrrox Conors. A few slices of
cold leg or loin of mutton, salt aud pep
per to taste, one blade of powdered
mace, one sn:all bunch of savory herb?
minced very Hue, two or three shalots,
two or three ounces of butter, one des
sert spoonful of flour, halt a pint of
gravy, one tablespoontul of l'inoit
juice. Cut some very thin slices from
a leg or the clump end of aloluof mut
ton ; sprinkle them with pepier, salt,
pouudtd mace, mince, minced savory
herbs, and minced shalot; fry them iu
batter, ftir in a dc sert-f poonful ot
djur, add the gravy aud lemou-jiiice.
simmer verj gentiy about tlvoor seven
Oilnutes of boiling is necessary.
Ik babies could talk, they would of
ten express their thanks to their nurses,
for relieving them of paiu aud sufter
ng by the use of Dr. Bull's Baby
Syrup.
Bekf Kolls. The r mains of cold
roast or boiled beef, seasoning to taste
of salt, pepper and minced herbs; pull
paste. Mince the beef tolerably line,
with a small amount of its own fat;
idd a seasoning of pepper and salt and
chopped herbs ; put the whole into a
roll or pud paste and bake for half an
hour, or rather longer, should the roll
be very large. Beef patties may be
made of cold meat br luinelnir nii
sonlng beef as directed above and bak
ing in a licb puff paste in patty tin?.
AS KXIFAUI.D PoI'tLAlillT. Each
year finds "&"" li-vnchiil TrorhtM"
in new localities, lu various parts ot
the world. For relieving Coughs.
Colds and Throat Diseases, the Troches
have been jroci reliable.
Pahsley and Butter, to serve with
calf's head, boiled fowls, etc Two
tablespoonfuls of minced parsley, half
pint of melted butter. Put Into a
saucepan a small quantity of water,
slightly salted, and when it boils, throw
in a good bunch of parsley which has
been previously washed aud tied to
gether In a bunch ; let it boil for five
minutes, draiu il, mince the leaves very
tine, and put the above quantity in a
tureen ; ur over it half a pint of
smoothly-made melted butter; stir
well, that the ingredients may be
thoroughly mixed, aud serve.
Swket Omklet. Mix the yolks of
two eggs, a teaspoon fill of sugar and
some essence of vanilla iu a small bowl.
Add a small pinch of salt to the w hites
of the eggs and whip tfll stiff. Then
lightly mix the whites and yolks, and
pour quickly into an omelet pan in
which half an ounce fl butter has been
previously melted. Keinove the egg
from the tire in one minute, and .let it
Jrv in the oven five minuter, after
which sprinkle it with sugar.
Chocolate. Mcll four ounces of
grated chocolate ever a boiling kettle,
add gradually three cups of boiling
water and one ounce of sugar. Set it
upon the fire, and when scaldinz hot
pour It upon the yolks of two eggs,
well beaten, with one and one-half
gills of cold water; add a pinch ot cin
namon, and return it to the tire for a
few moments to cook the egg. It must
not boil, but should be beaten with au
egg-beater, or milled all the time.
Serve verv hot.
roRa-and Beans. First pick your
beans over; nut them in an earthen
crock and fill it with cold water and
let stand over night ; if your pork is too
salt parboil it for a short time; put it
in a deep baking dish and put the beans
around it ; fill the dish with hot or cold
water, cover It closely, and set it In the
oven, and let it bake rather slowly un
til noon, or from three to lour hours.
Do not let it get too dry; if you can
not see the water you must add more.
We trust the time will come when
every one wilt use Dobbins' Klectric
Soap, (made by Crairin & Co.. I'hlln.
delphii.) Its sale is daily Increasing,
as is always the case with articles of
merit. Try It.
Fku-D Chicke.v. Chickens must be
young to fry well. If no larger than
plgeous, t h ey may be fried whole; if
larger, dissect, wash, rub salt on while
wet, pepper, and fry in butter or lard,
keeping the dish covered. Mix one or
two eggs with a spoonful of flour and a
teacup of milk, and ponr over the
chicken wben done, setting the frying
pan in the oven long enough to cook
the egg.
Scrambled Egos With Dbikd Bekf.
Shave the beef very tine; nut a tea-
spoonful of butter in a frying pan ; set
il over tne nre, ana wnen hot put in
the beef ; heat a few minutes, stirring
constantly to prevent burning; beat tip
me required numoer oi eggs and stir
in with the hot beef; stir altogether
until the eggs are cooked. Serve im
mediately. VitrnsYPimiud all Asthmnt fend RrAn.
ebla a flections, are ck.b relieved bv tLatcer
t i.a rewdy tof Couglu aid axi'.iLi, fir. Jose's
iri.'s.., 1 .s'-tn ,? ! . ? ? -i fii-wAata. ..T
rATKici.'" experience with thclva-
tor. Sez 1, "12 Misther Siimitii in,
surr?" Sez the man wldtho soger cap,
"Will yez stip in !"' So i slips intil the
closet, aud, all of a suddiut he pulls at
a rope, aud, it's the troolh I'z tellin'
yez, tne wans ot tne mitiumg oegin
ruunin' down cellar as though the
derll was afthcr them. "Houly ruur
thcr!" sez I, "what'll become ot
Bridget and the chihler which was lift
pelow there;" Sez the soger cap man,
"Be aisy.stirr; they 'II be wil right when
yez come down." "Comedown, is it?
sez I ; "aud !s it no closet at all, but a
havhenish balloon. Then the walls stop
ped stock still, and he opened the door,
and there I was wid the roof jist over
uie head! And that was what saved
me from goln' up till the hirhis en
Uirly." When a certain man had been made
the prefect of a small village, he bought
his wife anew furgartuent. She, proud
of her finery, aud lull of her husband's
lie- honors, entered church just as the
congregatlou rose to their feet to hear
the Gospel read. She, thinking this
was done out of respect to her, aud re
calling her former condition, said,
graciously, "sit down, good people ! I
have not iorgotten I was once poor !"
I.N a Nen F.ngland village a Baptist
preacher was discoursing from the text,
"In those days came John the Baptist
preaching in the wilderness ofJudea."
Warming up, he said, "Oh ! how I like
to read these words lu the blessed Bible.
You don't read anywhere in it about
John the Methodist, nnrabout John the
Presbyterian, nor about Joha the
Episcopalian, nor about Johu the Con
gregationahst. But it is John the Bap
tist ! Oh ! how I like to read that '."
Ve;kti.e in Powder Form comes
within the reach of all. By making
the medicine yourscif you can, from a
50c. package containing the Barks,
Boots and Herbs, make two bottles of
the liquid Vegetiue. Thousands will
gladly avail themselves of this oppor
tunity, who have the conveniences to
make the medicine. Full directions In
every package. Vegetine In Powder
Form is sold by all druggists' and gen
eral stores. If you cannot buy it of
them, enclose fifty cents in postage
stamps for one package, or one dollar
for two packnges, and ! will send it br
return mail. 11. 11. Stevens, Boston,
Mass.
"Miss ItOACii is an intelligent, charm
ing young lady, a beautiful brunette,
and her brother is a bank cashier,'
read Mr. Tildeu from a newspaper the
otlierday. Then lie soliloquized. "Beau
tlful bank cashier young aud charm
ingbank cashier intelligent bru
nette bsnk cash barrel might gel
empty good thing to have in the
family both good things beautiful
bank cashier jierhaps, yes, 1 think I
made a mistake in not interviewing her
before denying the charge."
Wuen a yoiiug lady tripped into a
music store the other day and asked the
bashful clerk iu a-ten lance for "Two
Kisses," lie jammed on his hat an 1 rush
ed out of the back door. The clerk,
never having heard of the piece ot
music, thought he was the victim of a
Leap year proposal, and his salary was
not large enough t supiort two.
An ingenious drug store clerk, who
suspected that some one was tapping
till, fixed an arrsrgement on it so that
any one who tried to open the drawer,
without understanding it, would get
four Inches of brail-awi rammed into
his hand. Aud then he went out and
forgot to explain the thing to the boss,
and as soon as lie gets abln to be about
again he'd like to hear of a job.
rroPLt will not be so verv foolish
that thev will allow themselves to be de
ceived with a new Cough Syrup when
they have experienced the value of
Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup for many years.
Price. 25 ctnu
"1 shall know better next time,'
said Mrs. Kecpiipwiththcstvle. "That
hateful milliner told uie the hat was
something new and there were four hat
just like it iu church ; but I might have
known better. 1 saw the new moon
over my left shoulder. Ot course I'd
be unluckv."
Kemoiovs tracts sent to a man with
12 cents postage due on them are not
conducive either to religions thought,
word or action. We have In our mind
a young man who was just wavering
in the balance; the 12 cents decided
him, aud he became a howling heathen
ntoFF-vsoR : "What sort ot a man
was this Chief Justice Coke?" Student:
"Hen a he was considerable of a
speaker and talker on these matters
Professor: "Yes, verv true though
not so full of gas as some others,"
Student cannot see the t-oint and is
allowed to continue.
A lady, a regular shopper, who had
mad : an unfortunate clerk tumble over
all the stockings in the store, objected
that none of them were long enough.
"I want," she said, "the longest hose
that are made." "Then, inadani," was
tue reply, "j ou ha I better apply at the
next engine house."
SqciRF.: "Got your eye in mourning
again l see, 1 at. "Oi have! U s iu
moiirnln' for tho batin' I gave that
brute Kaffertv this day !"
Maxy a yonng lady who aspires to
i.tuie ia IH.-MC1I, urusn ana canvas,
uviw.MV. 1 . 1 1 1 .1 1,131 Kb UIIL C
If she would turn her attnetion to bread
making.
Aftfh a Texas jury 'had stood out
for ninety-six hours the judge got a
verdict in two minutes by sending the n
word that a circus had come to town.
As Italian being accused of marry
ing five wives was aked by the judge
why he wedded so many. "In order to
meet with a good one, if possible," the
fellow replied.
A Georgia man fired seven shots at a
wildcat, killed his dog, wounded a
farmer in the leg and put one of his
own eyes shot. The wildcat escaped.
"The I'tes still under guard," says a
contemporary. It is a good thing to
have them still somewhere, but under
the sod they would be more still.
It iakesa live man to pull up 3tream,
although a dead one can drift down.
Sweetness is n& protection against
injustice ; even sugar can be crushed.
Some men do not like crumbs of com
fort. They want a whole loaf.
Tickles are best when they sour on
one another.
Good deeds pan out better than good
intentions.
Cycles of time Icicles.
Voice of I lie Peolo.
Hillsdale, Mich.
II. V. Pierce, M. D.:
I had a serious disease of the lungs,
aud was for a time coutiiied to my lied
and under the care of a physician. His
prescriptions did not help me. I grew
worse, coughing verv severely. I com
menced tilkinir vnnr r.ltA-l
which helped me greatly. 1 have taken
several bottles, and am restored to good
auura respeciiuuy,
Jl DIIH BCBXETT.
'aV-a.at.V.Urltst.-.t a a.i i, , r '&l,:.'-kvAYX,n-SMli, .1 .TlZlT.MVr
"No CritK, No Pa y," M e aufhorlzo
our agents to gursiil that oir inc.ll
cino, if lakeil according lo direction,
will relHve Constipation and the dis
eases incident to a Torpid Liver; pro
vided thev take tbe genuine Simmons
Liyer Kegulator, ly the direction. Be
sure to note it U jierfectly sfe and re
liable, free from any of tbe objections
and dangers connected with tho ordi
nary remedies. It is an active Cathar
tic, Tonic, and Alterative, not unpleas
ant to the taste, and leaves no lassitude
or Ul-cff cts after it has operated, and
In uo event can It injure the most deli
cate constitution. Chll Iren take it
without hesitancy.
"I have been selling Simmons' Kcg
ulator for three or four years and It
gives entire satisfaction. Don't know
of a single case when It failed to cure.
Yours truly, "C. C. Gilulasp, 114
Main St., Gallatin, Mo."
The recent earthquake at Virginia
City was not noticed at all In the inln
!uz depths, but only by people ou the
surface. Their famous earthquake ot
some years ago, which shook down
chimnies, lire walls, cracked brick
buildings, and did other damage, was
merely noticed by some ot the miners
working in npper levels, but it did no
damage, not even shaking down loose
stones and earth. The station men In
the various shafts felt it the strongest,
the deepest point where it was noticed
was by station tender at the 000-toot
level of the Imperial Kiupira shaft,
nine hundred feet below the surface,
lie sild it felt like a sudden faint throb
or pulsation of the air, as though a
blast had been let off somewhere at a
distance above,beIow, or in some Imleii
nite di.-ection. In some of the mines
the shock was not noticed at all, even
by station men. Commenting on this
peculiar fact at the time, the Gold Hill
.Vofj remarked that the earthquake
seemed to be an electrical disturbance,
proceeding from the atmosphere, and
not from the depths of the earth.
Iki'j-r'tibuing Stntuary. A London
Arm has been exhibltiug a new process
for copying statnary, and specially
intended lor the enlargement, reduc
tion, or reproduction of the celebrated
statues in the British Museum. The
statue and the mass ol plaster from
which the copy is to be formed, are so
mounted on stand that they can be ro
tated upon a vertical axis, but they are
so connected that both move through
equal angles In equal times. The in
strument employed for copying is sim
ply an enlarged pantagraph , the trac
ing point is passed over the work to be
copied, and the other point, which
carries a suitable tool, removes the
supt-rduons plaster from the copy. An
exact reproduction, or an enlarged or
oeduced copy ot a celebrated statue is
thus obtained, it Is said, at a very low
cost.
.S'nii'e l.ij't-SaciniJ .Veiitiw Meet
men, in disaster on the water, have at
command a means of Keeping them
selves afloat which can be extemporized
in a minute. It is "imply this: Spread
i handkerchief on the deck of the ves
sel, place a hat in the centre of it,
:iioutli upwards, lift the opposite cor
ners of the handkcrc'iief and knot them
ie y firmly. Grasp the knots tight y
in the left hand, aud leap Into the wa
ter, keeping the hat uuder the surface.
I'iiis provides a floating power of from
live to six pound with tall hats, and
say half that with felt hats, which is
iiuple to sup.iort the head aud shoulders
tbove the water for a considerable
iui'j.
A X'MifioitivH of the Am- ricam audi
jdion, which has proved of great ser
rice to the deaf and dumb, has been
Jescrilwd by M. Coliadon before the
French Academy of Sciences. Instead
of hard rubber, a peculiar kind ot paste
tard U used for the disk, aud there
are no cords needed to regulate the
tension. That pnrt of the instrument
which is held In the mouth Is provided
lth a surface to resist moisture.
Tannin?, says M. E. Ador.can be has
tened by employing pi euphoric acid, as
it enables the tannin to penetrate the
skins more rapidly through iu hinder
lun the tanning of the albuminoid sub
stances. The opinion of Go3elin and Berga-
ron, respecting the beneficial cnect ot
antiseptic dressings on wounds, is that
the good influence is due not merely to
the destruction of ferments but to the
coagulation produced in Uie albumen'
Tun rile be Cared
Is ti e most impor ant qneston to-day w th
offering million who, when looking at tbe
ionr; it of nselens i e Do-tnuus, lt-l i the
aillic-M B.ble Patriarch, like excl.iniing : "I
bave heard many each things, mi-erable com
forters are ye all, how loan will ye vex my
soul and break me in piece with word ?" It
i not recorded that Job bad piles, bat be could
not bare Lad anything more panful, and tne
am question migkt hay been asked then a
since for three thousand year. Van piles be
cured t We believ that lr. 8ilsbe baa olv d
i he problem, for nothihg ia more certain than
that bis "Anakesia" do abfoluteiy and
promptly cur tbe worst cases of pile. When
half a million of afflicted arsert positively that
it has cured (Aeiu, and in 20 year mo one bas
nstd the doctor' wonderful remedy without
instant relief, and ky following b.s simple in
ttrnctiotu as to habit snl diet, all were bene
fitted ai d over 95 per cent, cured, all argu
ment and theories of those who haven't need
them, go for naught. Anakesia is cow pre
scribed by physician ot all scbcol and baa
been pronounced a near infa'hbl as is possi
ble, it ia t)iJy applied, perfectly safe. In
stantly relieve pain, and ultimately ernes tbe
most inveterate cams. It ha grandly solved
the problem that Piles can be cured. Samples
of "Anakesis" are tent free to all sufferer on
application to P. Xetutaedter A Co., sole man
nfacturen of Anakeew, Box 3:46 New York.
Also, sold by druggist sverj-wber. Vnce 91
per box.
A CARP To all who r slferit c frtm th m
nl fndincretiona nt iitmh.HnniiiMkM.MTif
d-cay- In. of BiSDhMl, t-.. I i wnd Sm-im
thai will can too, Ftctor CHAR..K. Tbi. rl
rim!? dicovrrM hr a biI-ot nr ia Soulb
mrir. Si 4 a If ,.lrtwiMawi,t.iM imh, lt-w
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rf Toltale Belt Co, Marshall, Mlela.
WiH aen1 tl,-,'. i. i r, .
o , """-" upun ju aata trial.
Speedy enras guaianteed. Thev mean what
thyay. W nte to tliem without deUe.
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MAKE HENS LAY.
- u.i 7 firnnn anq cnaflBiat,naw
n-aiallna in i thicoontry,a.ihM mtt of tba Uorae
UTi tl.at -b-rtlns condition Padara ar ahw
li.Wly rsra arrt tmn-narly yalro i-. Suth'na oa
-. ... n. oaer.uaaa tovar.loa
rowsare. U'-a, on teetpuoa to aa aist or fMt
erexywojre.or a-nt !, mal' lor -nht latter
v aamw, sis.
The atuwerraar bb a rii.iii. -.
eonfer a rare aava the aSawrtlaar sad th
rabilsJaer vyetmilaf; that Uaer saw Uas aataae
nswtaebt Is 1Mb o araa th -1111
Yenetine.
The Groat HIooil Purifier.
IN POWDER FORM-
GO cts. a Package.
DR. AV. KOSS AV1UTES:
SCltOFl'LA, LIVEIt COMPLAINT. DYSPEPSIA,
Rlitl'ilATISJt. WEAKNESS.
Ms. H. R. Etitks, Bo-ton:
1 hare been pntcttslnc medicine for a rear,
and a n-mcdv for jxtoIuI. IJver complaint,
UjHpt-p-i ,, hLeuinutlsm. Weaknet, and all dlsi-ea.v-s
uf th- Um. i have n vrr found It euiu!.
I liave !-fM Vrjre' 'r Keeu y irs and uava
nevvr bad one botile retia-oed. I would heartily
recommend tl to those In need of a blood puri
Oer. DU. W. KUNi. Prughl.
top. IS, li:. Wlllwa, Iowa.
"Vojrctiixe.
One Package In Powder Form
Cared Scrofula.
Unit Ketf wee Tsar Dcefar BUI.
fc Cazaxjf St., East B. s on, Mps..
Srpl-mlrrr , Kt.
Pear Sir: My lt'tle danphter Stei: baa been
afllicted a Ijuz liuit wuli scrofula, fttiirrrlriir
everything. I employed .nnr-nt physicians In
Ka-l Bwtuu. but 1 lie brined her noi.f . 1 bcutit
come of your I'owdes ion Vwliim, and my
wile slceprd tt and gve 11 10 Uie eluid ao ord
ln.' to IU" direvllooa, and we wrre surprised In
a fortnlxlii'.H lime 10 N-e bow tbe child bad
gained in limb and si ret.)? b. .-be H now Kaln
lug rvcr.y day. and I can cheertu ly rvcoouifDd
j v.r remedy to be the beat ho bave ever irttd.
Uesp-Klfulrr youw. J. T. M'EBB.
VEGETINE
PICEPAEKllBT '
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SOAP MAKIMl. l.rcti,.a a-c.maittv aacb ra
fortnnkine If arrf.Holt i. I Tstlat Kp laicalj.
It u inn waifibt aai aUrovtU.
aw.SK lO 11 WAl'OrVIFIEUl,
AND TAKK N OTHtK.
raw salt xtsrrfi t rniLiP a
PL
RETAIN TriT HEAT LCNGERf
u i' 1 1 j'i in m 1 1 1 11 1 m
tu
6 jpQ MOT BURH TH HAWI V
f l tRON BOTH WAYS.! ty
PUIP
m
jffiBBABs.iMjlP
- ir. Tiartx's Golden Molic-sl riseorerr cores all Uaraera. f.-cr the worst crrZ s a
eommon Ulitrh. I'itnplr, or trupt.oa, Err.lpalaa, Salt-rheata. leTer ssr, araly
Bswcn akin, tn hort. all dies es caused by bad blcwl, ai cuniuerci by Us powetlul.
parlty;:ir. aral inriroratinr me.liri!ie.
Elte.-i.t.lT has it Ban.fa.te.1 its pofeneT In etrrlnr Trfter. Base Ksak, Bslta.
eiea. Bore Fyes, arrarmoas lrca an4 aarclUan. W hits kwsltlaiaa. bub-t IalcA
eelt, and Ealartrrd Claati. "
If )ou fool duti, drcovsT, ilebllitatei, bare ns'lotr enlor ef k'n. or esllowish-ws p
cm fr.ee or body, f.eqierjt hca.la,-he er diiiines, bal ta-te In mouth. Imerr.al fc.-at
serna.e wtUi hot Il;t5!,es, Irresolar api-eute, and tonpte coatel. ya aie "2"
TtV,P , or "B't'swsnea.- A a remclr f.r iil inch cues Dr. l'Mrces Coldo"
1 r,.i,,aTerT no r1' " 11 Icu !rf- sod rmi:cal cures. ,
Ia the err of rswrbllis, aVarra Coaska. Wnlt Awaa. and early
awwtpt.aa. it bas aauw:hei tne cedtcal facuur, and smiasai kbja.ciaaa prcojunc tt las
ttcatsat peOicai Uiacovcry ol ti. age, nld by urugz'siiT '
SSlB
Ko nae of taking 'he tar re, retitil.lTe. ranseoni pill.
V nwwaa Pt-lf's (LiUis llUa) sis acarccly Urser la sswatarw
JVCV S "f'' ... 1. lr
itf!.fiV9 aysieco. .l:ef,
w3 """'tKuoai
wj wj V licfetaess of
"iTas'btuaOiaatCatharsA. Stoma. Bad lasiat la DaalM, Kilisaaaliacit. y
. . ti-j... f aJdaeya. I .tarsal Ir.tar. liioaieat P''??
Sf Xlswsl (a Iia4. UA lr. fleice 4 icaaaat raraatlT VU-
itHSa-isA , THJfl iax-Ui.JIT AaXltaJ. ASSOCUraJ. fratn. - '
HEALTH SViEALTH,
MftiTMitfealiiitfii
W ftf. tajaia! total
yonr bone sound, without eariV aM -!? ra
A GRATEFUL RECOGNITION
" To cure a cskokic or loho tihdi, "
h truly a victory in the heaitne an-that??
la power that cl-arly diweroe Dirtt,?'1
purs a remt-dy; that r-wores t, B br
aeirrees-the body which has hI, IsSul?
tv-ked an I weiisrned by B HwaiotS msi. tT
not ontv commands our respect but daL5'
oar srra Hu iA Dr. lUlway has rira'.hJST
klu-i win thf wonlerfut rVmlV tie
arsrarllllnai Kea)!eat ; whT
plish-M UiH result, anl u3?r.BI hiT
who dra out an existence .1 rB ami dti" '
through Ion fiiy and lo iuThlif
Uie: g-ratltui." Jfewu! Msngv. "
FALSE AND TRUE.
We extract from Dr. V.n1wr "T-aati-disease
and t.s Cure," as follow: '
List ar Diseases Care4 ky
Eadwaj'sSarssBirilli&a Eesalisnt
Chrome Pkia rwseisas, carei of r
Bunxw In the Bloc.d. Scrofulous Dae'ia a '
or unnatural Habit of Body. syontoH ..TV"1
real, yev-r Sores, rbrote wj ivi5I
IJl.aiim Kirk: Whlta kmi.. , " !
Kbeiim, pjckei. White hweiiir sii'Ti85
Itertne ATtctl. r.s. t an'ieri, i.iav.u Zt vi.
lnf, Nwl? WaHltnj and Icy ot tta'ij.,''"
Pimptesnnd HioK-nei Tuin-rs. Dr.Mvu t
andtuMi.nsimprion. (inret aa taiS
ix-potlts. an I rarl-tles of h- atoiv cn..
lowmcbRoia?ttmre j;t.h sre. io,.. ZT '
We a--5ert mat there b no known rviuM,
posaesse; tbe ciratlrs rxiw-r over i. a
ea.-s-s th X Ksowst's Kejltevt tumbT.ni;
earea. tfpby ip tuMr. fr.m the trAii!
tlon. ar:d restores the Intnred nern totii
soun.l ior.vi;tl(n. The wieai.r tm. .
are atop pad aad liealttiy hlaaa lauZ
pllexl twins ay arena, irut whith o:a
u-nal I- form-d. T.,la is the n-at eot
piwerof KaowaVs RitsoLTtirr. la ca-t iwl
Ihesr.-tem bn rx-sa tallrjii
(iUlrfctliver. Orrfdve S lb tm;tt lure aroam u
Uted anl betjorae d--pos!'d la tho i.n yvZ.
etc.einslr.j'Carlfsor lhetr.ea, .ot, 1
cnmtures.ntimins. wh:t w;.tnj Sr.
cose v.-las. etfl.. trie Siuiroimti w.ilreso'V.
away ;hov deposits an 1 eite-miiut iae mUZ
uf the disease trcm the sys'ra. s
If those who are fcikin? v -e mwtl.ces thr
the e-ire of Chronic. Scr 'ilons or Svpamuc di
eases. boweyr slow m it b ihe cure. i-i h-t
ter,"andf)Ddtbe!r f-aeral health lmprovm
IheT 0-.h and w-lirlit incijnsiuy, or ewa tt"
Ini; !t3 own. Is a sure slwa lu 11 tk. cur, b "J
irresslDSsSla these dl-.e tss th pati-at aial
felt belter or !-lh Tints of th Jt-a-4
U not lnarntr.-; If not arrested and drtT 1 f-,a
the blood 11 wtil ;read sod coutlmi to T.itr.
mine tt.e consrttution. As saqd ssthedAa--'
ria lliaS maJ;e thepvtenf f.-elbefr
hour you wiititrow Uitieraadlacriaia'uaa
streiJi;ta and rlobh. -
OVARIAN TUMORS.
Th' rernoTSl iif th turairs br Roatrt
rtvs.)LTtMT is now so rrrrt'B T efaD i nfi trial
wh.tt wjs cn eco isidrei aimo t mirji:iii.,a .
now a eoT.taon reiTKnTj d f t b aupa-tj
Wltse s tbe c-es ot ilHrunh p. K3 pd Urs 1
Irapr. Vr. 1. U. Joliy a:id Mrs. P. 0. Hcdr-.i
pub.lahe I In our Aim inac for isTl; aim tuat tf
Mrs. c . B:rtblns. .a the preaeut edlUoa at oar
-Faiai and True."
On Dollar per Bottle.
MINUTE REMEDY.
my requires m:mts. not k.ars. to relit ri
pain and cure acute ducaae. q
Radwas Ready Relief,
ft. from or.? to twntT rr.lnteH, nTir tjv1s:
rJilie PAIN witr. oa tiior,;i,rt app le. ti- u
Sn iiM?r how nol-nt or x ;ruc! it n? tL a!
'Le Htl El'M ATI' K-o-rt ldr"r Innrra. tv poitl,
Nsrt' -u. NcaraU". or p rt:r"rtl wttiid-t
tiiiv nufftr, liAUWAVa HfiAUY KidHEi? wU
tj.Tord toU&t tuM.
rauimlluo of th Kidney a, Inflamma
tln of th lllayltier, Iniiammation of tixm
Bowel's C:nictKa of tho Ln.s wf
Ihroar. UitXlcutt KrMlhtus. 1'alpits.tiiw uf
tSo ltirt. lljntirnrH. Croup, liiphthsma
Catarrh. Intltit-nx-i, M4tat:h. Toolhu-br:,
Mourtalstaa Ktiu:u .im, 4'uld I bili
Affuo ib.lls C hi lb L.in, Frott BtHht
Bruiea. Suinnir t'orupl-iliit, C'oueLt.
C ultl, sprain. Iln la in Cheat, backuj
laliaiaMa mem tuutttij reUevei.
FEVER AND AGUE.
Perer and A?ti enred for Piry Cptt. T!.-s
19 not a reuietiial as'eat in ibe wu that sill
cure ferer and Ag"ie. acd all ctri t Milrlou-,
Blilous, scar.et. lyphoLL Yellow and Kitrf
refers (std-d be Ksuwara PiiJj) aaqdeiti
IKaowaT liku :r.
it will In s ew niomnrs. wan tken accorl
I ini Ut dire, tloi.s. cure Crun;is. Spdsms, su.ir
j MooiLica, Utnbarn. Sict Ueaila he. birrhtS',
j Dysentery, Ccac, WUd la uu Bowels, Aralaii
I Internal Pains.
I TniTe er shoold alwirs carry a bottle of EU
! 'if Kb.dt Bsuav with ibvra. A f'W a run
: In water will preTent atcltuess or paiw '.Mt
tchanire of water, it Is b- ur Uaa 1t'.cj.j
Jbrsnay or bitter sa a simulant.
4 allaersauU L.otbraa ahaald alwj
se oroTiued with IL.
! CAUTION.
Ail remedial ipnta capable of rtestreytiii; n.'t
: be aa oer ! siuul 1 be atolded. M irphlna,
: opium, strychnine, irtim. LTOacloios, and
I o(h-r powerful remedies, dtes at rerutlh tink-s.
Id Trv small dtvea, reli-Te ttie puint d'on-.f
' thPir a'ii" n In the sr -tcin. Hat tertuDS tu
second d.'e, IT repeated, may arsat and ta
cresseth4 I'lfferi and a.ioin-r doss ca.sa
d-aute Taer ts no neoes-itv ur stng ta
uncertain sTnra when a postttve remedy lut
EiwtT t Ktin Ktx:srw,a stop them at
cr3vlllu7 pa. a qu! -Mer, witnoat en'uaLj tat
mil d-w.-wny ta sltosr labial gf tduih
TIIKTUtr. KEI.IEP.
F i5ir j Kr-nT htLiry Is tti--o,.ly racfdlil
taut In Toy :e vol wl;t Aill? stop pais.
f ifty Teal per Bottle. .-
Railway's Regulating Fills.
ferfref Pwrcatfves. Soot lilac Apra
enla. Art W Hti.nl Pain. Always Kaltsa
! ana .utaral la tuelr operatiea.
AVEGSTABLS SCBsTITCTB FOHCAiXlHSt.
PVrtevt: laste'ess, H:iZ'.',T co-i'td wlU
rrevt (urn, purjo, re..-.a, puitry, teatu
ic I str. iiir'h-.i.
k.dwit s Pslij. for tte cur of ! i sorters
if tbi-s cmai-n, t.lTtfr, l oirfU, Kliin-js B.-J.-r.
NViTous I) s-asrs. liesda. he. tutatlpatt
.'ost:ifr.es. ladltaitlou, J?speps!i. b:llv0
cr. Fjrer. I;tlariiauttioa ot u lioifels. PJ-.
and !! 'iertnivtueuLS of tte li.tciau tisera.
jrr.tnsl to ctfc t a perfev-t c ire. Pttit
eiaoie. o.a'alt.ui do mercury, auner oi or sci-eti-rto
is dm,-SL t
tir.serv th? follosnntr Ftmptorcs resutv
tn from Ulseasr of lb P'lf t'" organs; CBj
8.!D hod. Inward Plit a. K'ii:aes ot th B-ou
In iheHrad. Acidiiy of Uia stomach, iase.
nirtuurn. Dlsnsi of Pood. Pullnea or w- igM
in th Slomacu. hour tnk ta I ns. StnWX af
Plutte: tt.fr t the Heart. Choslnir vr ftiSiiai
S 'tisatloi.s nan In a lvlc cieture, Dlinaw
Vision. lots or Webs" betire th" 8' ht. re
and Dull Pa:n In tba H-vd. lied len-v ef
spiral Ion, YeUownw. of ibr skin andKr.
in the 8ii.tbev Limos. and suouea rlushat
Ot H-a'. Barnlhc in tiie Flt-h.
Afwd.flea of Kaow.ia pnxiwtll frestA
;. s; em from &11 the above-named dIMirdera,
Fries, S3 Cent per Boa.
HOLD BY DRL'GUISTS
BEAD "FALSE iD TBrK."
Send s lettrraiEp to BADWAT a C-.
Ho.A WAKREJi.cOT.CHlylil.U BU.f
laiormatlon worth tbousacds win be seat yon.
10
ft REWARD. r
I'lleotnat Dt-HiM "lW
Krvirdv fa.Ihcurwv.
immrrsdiAU rr-.h-i. cut ta
( Ui aunilu! m I aw.
n.1 or'V!ir iBSlW'
wuticn izrjz
a-ruj.,v.u i t., e.l. Uu.Um-k '' ' - "ZVt
br all dnw'ua. S.-ul b bU bj J. P ii.'- :
ttusr-ls. W. cot. TnUii and Aicii Srn. l'tiua-'-
ACEKT wtNTFO to Sell the NEW BOOIC
FARMING FOR PROFIT
I iwjt:swi mi nan I
Tl- 1 a MilIV T.
i Pnlira a'l ib arsi Crop n Hf-wt Ms53ri
' Br-ed. b ti aid C-ireforS'octi CT-tv i rait . .-Uaajja
i i ana xrasiTies't; !tAiit Jfppy Hcpimo
How to .Make yivuvy o.a tl FfB-L.
. l-lO IMriMMtfoni. S-nd fornrrclarwto
I l. C. Mr( rtiOV M 1'hiliMJelphla.rtV
IO 1- 1t K!t.ewi; A t. KLt
1 in,
XJlJ'l r-U.i.r. I4nd 7 Baslift- l ChJCVtK
1. nine i ,.nrr .') r rw? t -famp-
I. Y. 1ILLI.M.H AST, L Pliaia P.
or occupiti. a. For Jaaadire. Jui.af
itnware Kiaan, rata ta
tbesa. binlaru. tear Eructatioua trai