An Artful Widow.
It is universally conceded that wid
ows and especially young widows
are the most artful creatures in the
World. They seem to know all man's
weaknesses, and to play upon them re
morselessly. Some ladies a few days
since were discussing a little incident
that recently occurred, in which this
peculiarity was conspicuously display
ed. A wealthy young widow had won
the affections of a certain youth, and
there was every indication of a speedy
marriage, when the old gentleman the
young man's father unexpectedly in
terposed a decided negative, lie was a
staid old deacon and himself a widow
er. His objections in themselves were
trivial. lie had disliked the wid w's
father, and the feud of a long time ago
be sought to revive for the benefit of
the descendants, who, perhaps had nev
er heard of it. Still, the old gentleman
was implacable, and there was nothing
left but to yield an apparent acquies
cence in his commands. But he reck
oned withont his host when he thought
to circumvent that pretty little widow,
The young people laid their heads to
gether, and the result was a plan of op
erations which could the old deacou
have known the true inwardness of it,
would have given him additional rea
son for believing in the total depravity
of human nature. The dutiful son ceas
ed his attentions and went about
gloomy and dissatisfied, while the wid
vw bloomed out into a radient pictnre
of loveliness. Whenever she met the
old deacon, which was often, she lav
ished upon him her sweetest and most
bewitching smiles. He came to regard
her attentively, and his eyes were al
ways sure to encounter a tender, pen
sive face, which ere long began to plaj
wild work with the old deacon's sober
affections. She threw herself in his
way and won upon his heart fast and
Irresistibly. It was only a few weeks
before the old gentleman was compel!
ed to acknowledge that he was head
over ears in love with that charming
relict. The scruples which he enter
tained for his son never occurred to him
as being of sufficient importance to in
fluence hi own conduct. And so Le
proposed.
"Oh, Deacon, I never thought any
such thine." protested the beautiful
woman.
'But you must have thought of it.
You have surely seen that I was loving
you."
"But I thought you 1 jx:ted to my
family. You said that none of my fath
er's children should ever come into
your family."
"Who? mer Why 1 never thought
of such a thing. It would be the proud
est hour of my life to see you one of my
family."
"Xow, Deacon, is that really so?"
"It is Indeed."
"And you would have no objection to
a marriage which should make me
member of your family?" inquired the
artful woman, looking tenderly at the
old man, while delicious thrills of joy
rippled over the deacon's heart.
Ol ject ! Why I tell you it Is the
hope I cherish most in life."
"Why I am so glad ! and thereupon
the widow threw her arms around the
old man's neck and smacked his lips
with a kiss that lairly took his breath
away. If there ever was a man on earth
who felt that he was standing on the
threshold of the seventh heaven, the
deacon was that man. He was noue of
your bashfnl Carpet-Knight wooers
and he gave the widow back as good as
she sent. When she thought he was
wrought up to a pitch of fondness equal
to the announcement, she murmured
"I'm so glad. Will and I had begun
to think you never would consent to our
getting married, and we loved each
other so dearly," and again the widow's
oft white arms were clasped around
he old deacon's scrawny neck, and her
ittle rosebud lips fluttered against his
lips.
"Hey !" exclaimed the deacon, start
ing back in overwhelming surprise,
"What is that you say 1 Will and you
why bless my soul, what do you
mean ?"
"Why, that Will and I have loved
each other a long time, and I'm glad
hat you will now consent toour getting
married," murmured the demure lady
However much In love, the deacon
was no fool. He saw that he had Lecu
artfully entrapped, and his senseof the
ludricrous, enabled him to appreciate
the joke.
"I reckon I've made a litt'e mistake
here," he soliloquized, rather sadly,
"But it's all right You and Will
had better get married as soon as possi
ble," and the old man left the widow's
presence with an overwhelming sense
of defeat, but with the very highest
possible appreciation of the artful de
vices of widows, and of this widow in
particular, and whenever he thought of
it afterward, that old deacon's rugged
countenance rippled all over with
smiles.
The Vendetta.
The vendetta like the duel does cot
make men less ready to take offense, as
one might have fancied it would, but
more ready. To be touchy, a bully.
swash-buckler, and to prove your met
tle, becomes a point of honor, whereas.
if you do not carry a weapon, and pub
lic opinion does not sanction personal
violence, it becomes obviously better
breeding not te offend and provoke, nor
to be easily provoked yourself, as also
more convenient in every wav. A Cor-
sicin, like an Italian, stabs a man on
the smallest provocation, and like an
Irishman, thinks it no dishonor to shoot
at him from behind a stone wall. Hav
ing killed his victim, he escapes into
the maquls, the wild cp?n country.
covered with impenetrable odorous
brushwood, and there lives supported
by nis sympathizing fellow-countrymen
practically safe from pursuit, for the
gendarmerie do not care much to ven
ture into the wilds on such an errand.
So a Corsican gendarme in the French
service, bound with others, in a service
of pacification in a disturbed district,
and who "l:uibed up behind our mule
cart without leave asked, chatting affa
bly, informed us. Moreover the peo
ple of the neighborhood always give
these "banditti" as they are termed,
timely warning, of the approach of the
Police. Some of these gentry have
killed quite a large number of men ;
and if only the murders have not been
committed for purposes of robbery, the
banditti are most popular, especially
among the women. But robbery and
theft are counted dishonorable, and the
Corsican banditti, therefore justifiably
object to be confounded with the ban
ditti of Greece, Italy or Sardinia. A
traveller is perfectly safe, though the
district through which he travels be
Infected with them ; and when acts of
pillage have been committed ia their
name, they have always executed sum
mary vengeance on the offender who
has thus dared to take their dreaded
name in vain. A poor man was robbed
on the mountains of all bis belongings
by one who said he was Sersphino, a
celebrated baudit; the poor mau went
on his way weeping; as he went a re
spectably dressed and kindly mannered
person came up to him and asked what
was the matter. Upon being told, he
took the direction in which the robber
had just gone, and soon after the poor
wayfarer heard a shot fired. This was
followed by the return of his friend.
who brought him back his goods and
chattels, informing him that the thief
was dead, and that be himself was Ser
apbino the bandit. Honesty is a Cor
sican virtue; so are hospttalliy and gen
erosity. Sexual morality does net ap
pear to be their strong point, thougl
any insult an unmarried girl incurs the
implacable, vengeance of her relatives,
I was told, however, on excellent au
thority, that the father of a distinguish
ed Corsican having been murdered, the
son, who was too enlightened to revenge
himself after the approved fashion of
his countrymen, handed the culprit
over to French justica, which sei
tcnctxl the man to only a few years' Im
prison men t, the result being that this
miscreant, now at large threatens to ex
terminate, not this son only, but all his
family. It is difficult one must own, to
feel much liking for such a race of ras
cals, yet I am disposed to.think that
really good Corsic in, when you do get
bold of him, Is a vero noble person in
deed. Such was I'aoli, and such was
we believe, the coachman who drove us
in all our subsequent expeditions from
Ajaccio.
AGRICULTURE.
Cafe or Meadows. With many, the
only thing thought of after a field has
been seeued down to grass, is to remove
all that is possible in the suape or crops,
giving no care or attention to its well
beinir until it has become exhausted,
Then they plow, manure scantily and
re-seed, with the same after treatment.
When a field is newly laid down, there
is much which may be done at a profit.
Although the cobble stones may have
been carefully removed, some will be
brought to the surface by the action of
the rake and frost, Ihese should be
removed, and not left to damage the
knives of the mower; and for the same
reason, sticks and brush should be car
ried off. Weeds and bushes should be
rooted out. The ox-eye daisy is one of
the most common pests of the meadow,
If few. they may be dug up and remov
ed, or they may be treated to a handful
of salt, carefuliv spread about the reots.
which will eeneraily destrey them. If
the field is overrun, it should be cut be
fore the seed is matured. hen this is
doue, and the field is kept in a high
state of cultivation, daisies will be
checked very much in their growth
Docks and other coarse weeds should
be pulled out,and not allowed to ripen to
seed. In a wet season, these deep-
rooted plants mar be easily pulled out.
The Canada thistle on clay lands is a
troublesome weed, and very tenacious
of life. Repeated mowings will do
much toward killing them out. I have
successfully treated them by mowing
the first of June, again when the hay is
cut, and again in August and September,
as tbev may appear big enough to cut
off. This has generally given them so
severe a shock that they present a very
sickly appearance the next year, or fail
to come up at all. There are many
noxious plants which may be killed by
repeated mowings. Sometimes a drain
may become stopped, which will cause
the cultivated grasses to disappear and
rushes and swamp grasses to come In
their place. A little timely labor will
often prevent all this. Sometimes spots
will tail, where a little seed may De
sowed to advantage. Olten a light top
dressing of manure, on a part or I
whole ot the field, may De applied at a
great probe Meadows should not be
grazed ; if they are, it should be lightly
in the fall, and never in the spring,
There is no labor on the farm which
will better repay the owuer than that
expended in the Intelligent care of
meadows. I he wide awake larmer
will not need any one to tell him what
may be done to an advantage, or what
wiii result in prone
Mules for Farm Work. We incline
to the belief that mules are preferable
to horses for farm work, for the
following reasons: They cost less
in every way. ihey eat less grain,
are less particular about their food,
and require less grooming than
horses. AU this requires time and
moncv, and to the wiile-awake farmer
time is money. 1 hey mature earlier,
A mule at three Years is every bit as
good as a horse at four years. The far
mer saves a year s Interest on the capital
invested in his beast, to say nothing
of a year's feed, for every mule he raises
and breaks. Ihey are more easily
broken than horses, and when properly
broken and properly treated are quite
as gentle. Ul course, the popular im
pression is just to the contrary, but the
popular impression is as wrong in this
case as it is in so many others. An or
dinary mule may be broken as well in
one day as an ordinary horse in two
weeks. In most cases all that is neces
sary is to hitch him up beside a well-
broken mule or a steady horse, and set
him to work. When once properly
broken he is less given to various tricks
like kicking in harness and running
away than a horse. He is safer for
women and chilren. A mule will do
one-third more hard work and will draw
heavier loads than a horse. True, if too
much imposed on he will balk so will a
horse. There is no more need of having
a balky mule than a balky boase. More
over, a mule's average working life Is
at least twenty-five years double that
of a horse. Jn short, one mule will do
more work than two horses, and cost
less tban one.
Gas Tar Taint for Whkf.ls. Last
year the spokes of ray whcel-barrow
worked loose, and I tried to tighten
them by wedging; but the wedges
worked out, and the wheels were likely
to come to pieces. 1 had some gas tar
handy, and filled the joints with it. and
also dipped the wedges into the tar.
All was light and staid tight. I next
painted my wagon hubs w ith It, both
the two-horse and one-horse, filline
cracks and joints thoroughly. This
kept the spokes tight through the re
mainder of the season. Last year about
the first of August one of my tires came
off on the big wagon, and I broke two
felloes. To repair that wheel cost me
$1 10. As soon as 1 got that wheel
home from the shop, 1 painted every
wheel of three wagous and the old buggy
with gas tar hubs, spokes and felloes.
They soon dried and the paint was as
hard as jalap, and shone like black paint
with varnish. o more loose tires since.
Do not attempt to keep too many
fowls together. One hundred In a siu
gle yard will not produce half the eggs
they will if divide! into four parts.
It will cost uo more for feed, but ll will
be a little more trouble to attend to
them.
Improved farming is in fencing your
stock, not your crops.
Moldy bread and
moldy cheese are
poisonous.
alt Fish are quickest and best fresh
ened by soaking in sour milk.
SCIENTIFIC.
Electricity in Silk Winding. An in
ventor in this city, says The Scientific
American, claims to hare perfected an
electrical device which will materially
reduce the cost of silk reeling, and so
make the production of silk commerci
ally profitable in this country. From
their exceeding fineness the silk
strands are liable to break while being
unwound from the cocoons, making
necessary close attention on the part of
the person superintending the work.
The strands of silk" from lour cocoons
are usually run out on one reel to form
a single thread, and one woman cannot
do more than attend at most to two
reels. It has been claimed by many in
terested in the silk trade that no ma
chinery could be made delicate enough
to watch this work automatically. The
attention of the Inventor was drawn to
this subject two years ago, and be has
lately perfected his applieation of the
electric current to this work. By run
ning the strands over carefully balanc
ed wires, w hen one breaks the wire
drops into n ercury and closes a circuit
which acts on au electric stop in the
reel. Tne work is thus stayed until the
strand is spliced and the current brok
en. Jn this way the electricity watches
the strands, and the attendant has only
to notice the reels and start them when
they stop. In the old way not more
than six pounds of silk could be wound
in a week; by this Invention it is claim
ed that fourty pounds will be wound in
the same time. The promoters of this
invention hope by it to increase greatly
the silk industry in this country. Ow
ing to the cost of labor, cocoons are not
reeled in this country to any great ex
tent. They are raised here none bet
ter, It Is claimed, can be found else
where and exported for reeling, and
then much of the raw silk is imported
for manufacturing. A large amount
will be saved if the cocoous can be
cheaply wound off here. In the South,
where the mulberry is common, it is
believed that the culture of silk may
rival that of cotton.
The plan of transmitting power from
the engine to the shaftlnas by means of
ropes has lound niucti lavor wun mill
owners and engineers abroad, the sys
tem of arrangement commonly adopted
being as follows: The fly wheel is made
to serve as driving drum also; it is
twenty-two feet in diameter, weighs
about twenty tons, and is grooved lor
the reception of twelve hempen ropes,
each six inches in girth, six of the
ropes being intended to drive one line
of lihaf ting, and six the other. The rope
drums or pulleys on the shafting are
live feet iu diameter, the rims being
mad 3 heavy and grooved, as Is tne driv
In g drum, but of course for only six
ropes. The width of the grooves Is 2.7-10
inches; total depth, 3 Hi' inches; radius
of the bottom curve, one-half inch ; and
the inclination of the two sides to each
other about forty-nine degrees. Thus,
the ropes do not, even when pressed
somewhat out of shape while doing full
duty, rest upon the bottom of the
grooves, but on tne sides, and the wear
is, therefore, at the points of contact.
1 he wear Is found to be tolerably uni
form all around the section thus indi
cating that the ropes uo not, as might
be apprehended, present the same parts
of their circumlerence to be couunu
ously gripped iti the grooves.
Xcar-Sightedness and Far-Sightedntss.
Presbyopia, or what is commonly
known as tar-sightedncss. Is found to
supervene earlier with those who are
constantly at work tban with other in
dividuals, and, as soon as it does, con
vex glasses should at once be resorted
to, without which the muscles of accom
modation would be fatigued to no pur
pose; at first, they should be used for
working iu the evening, alter the la
tigue of the day but a long-sighted per-
sou should only use spectacles for look
ing at near objects, not at lar ones,
ork requiring close application favors
the developement of myophia, or near
sightedness, precisely in proportion as
the conditions of illumination are bad,
and, if the action of those causes con
tinues, the myopia must increase until
vision is lost, if the eyes are fatigued
by bad artificial illumination, blue or
slightly smoked or smoke-colored glass
es are usetul, and, In order to avoid the
lateral rays, they should be large and
round. In case of persistent irri
tation, all work should be abandoned,
and an examination made to sue if there
be any disturbance of refraction, etc.
Tiit Microphone at a Thief Catcher.
The microphone as a thief catcher has
proved very useful to an English resi
dent la India, who found his store of
oil rapidly and mysteriously diminish
ing. He fixed a microphone to the oil
cans, carried the wire up to his bed
room, and, after the bouse bad been
closed for the night, sat up to await the
result. Very shortly he heard the clink
ing of bottles, followed by the gurgling
sound of liquid being poured out, and
running downstairs he caught his bear
er in the act of filling small bottles
ilh oil for cay conveyance from the
premises.
Sirds build their nests in the seaweed
which grows and floats with the Gulf
Stream, and in many instances are found
a thousand miles from any land. This
weed is suHslned by pods grown upon
it, which act as airfloat.
For joining the porcelain heads to the
metal epikes used for ornamental nails,
the Prakt. Maschinen Construct, recom
mends the use of a thick paste made of
a mixture of Portland cement and glue.
Phosphorescent paper, writing or print
on which can be read in the dark, is the
substance of a late European Invention.
The Brazillian Government has grant
ed a privilege to a gentleman for the
manufacture or paper from the wild fig
tree.
Protide
good pure water for live
stock.
The Richest City la the World.
Frankfort-on-the-Maln, now contain-
taining a population of about one hun
dred thousand U reputed to be the rich
est city in the whole world. If its
wealth were equally divided among his
inhabitants, every man, woman and
child would have, it Is said, about
twenty thousand marks, or five thous
and dollars a piece. There are, as may
be supposed, a good many poor people
in the town; but the citizens are, as a
whole, in unusual comfortable circum
stances, more so, probably, than the
citizens of any other capital in Ger
many or Europe. It is asserted that
there are one hundred Frankforters
worth from four million to five million
dollars each, and two hundred and fif
ty worth one million dollars and up
ward. The city Is one of the great
banking centres of the globe. Its ag
gregate banking capital is estimated at
two hundred million dollars, more than
one-fourth of which the famous Roths
childs, whose original and parent house
is there, own and control. The annnal
transactions in bills of exchange are In
excess of fonr hundred million dollars.
Its general trade and manufacturing
industries have greatly increased since
the formation of the German Empire,
to which Frankfort was originally
averse, being a free city and an oppo
nent of Prussia, until coerced in July,
1SCG, by Gen. Von Falkecsteln, who
entered it at the head of an army and
imposed a fine of thirty-one thousand
florins for Insubordination. I
DOMESTIC.
Wedding Cask. Prepare your ingre
dients the day before making your cake
Pick and stone four pounds of the best
raisins; do not use the seedless raisins
for this cake; wash and pick over four
pounds of currants; drain them In
colander, and spread them on dishes to
dry, or you may sprinkle them with
Indian meal; rubbing the meal well
through the currants, and sifting them
in a sieve to clear them of it; cut up
two pounds of citron in thin pieces, and
when just ready to use the fruit stew it
thickly with Hour; grate four nutmegs,
and mix them with a tablespoonful of
ground, mace, two tablespoonsful of
ground cinnamon, and a small half tea
spoonful ot ground cloves; sift these
pices and mix well together in a cup;
mix together two large wine-glasses of
wine, one or brandy, and one or rose
water; . cream together one pound
of powdered sngar and 15 ounces of
best Butter; beat ia eggs until per
fectly smooth and thick, and stir them
gradually into the creamed butter and
sugar, together with a poand ol flour
which you have sifted In a basin ; then
add by degrees the fruit, spice and
liquor, and stir the whole very hard at
the last; line your pans with well-
greased paper, and bake it in a moder
ate oven lor six hours at least; ice it
the next morning, first dredging Hour
over the outside, and then wiping with
a towel ; almond iceing is very nice for
mis cake.
To khi a meat pie so the oven will
not get the juice: With a biscuit crust
Roll thin, line the sides of your
baking pan or dlsb. Turn a teacup down
in the centre or the pan; this will hold
the juice. Make a stew of your meat;
cut in small pieces into a saucepan or
kettle on the stove, with sufficient
water for the gravy ; season ; have pota
toes cut in thin slices. Then put in
layer of meat, then of potatoes, and so
on until your pan Is two-thirds full,
Pour in the juice, sprinkle a little flour,
keep the cup in Its place, putting meat
around it. Roll out the remainder of
the dough, cutting gashes for the es
cape of steam ; wet the edges of the
crust so that they will adhere; put pie
In oven. You must not have the oven
too hot at first, or the top will brown
too soon, ll the crust Drowns too soon
turn another pan over it. When you
cut the pie put the point of the knite
under the edge of the cup, and the
gravy will come out.
Salting and Smoking Bacox. There
arc many different ways of pickling and
preserving meat, but the following will
be round a good one: tor every hun
dred pounds of meat use eight pounds
of salt, three ounces saltpetre, three
ounces saleratus.one quart of molasses
and two pounds of sugar, and water
suiiicient to cover the meat. - Put all
together, scald and skim off whatever
impurities rise to the surface. Pack
the meat tight in a barrel and pour on
the pickle when it is cold. For beef it
should be put on hot. Leave the meat
in the brine for six or eight weeks.tben
take out and smoke with green hickory
or maple wood, If either can be obtained.
If the smokehouse is tight and cool, the
meat may be lert hanging in It ail sum
mer, or unt'l used, but 11 there is dan
ger of insects getting at the meat, wrap
eacn piece in good uncle Drown paper.
and rub the outside with salt and lime
ol the consistency of thin paint.
Excellent Mince - Ties. Three
pints chopped meat, one of sugar, one
or molasses, one or suet.one tablespoon
f ul of cloves, three of cinnamon, two of
salt, one whole nutmeg grated, one
pound or raisins, one or dried currants;
mix thoroughly and scald, tor two
pies, take one and a half cups mince,
add one cup of sugar and one of cider.
Pice led Elderberries. One gallon
of berries, one half pint of vinegar, one
and one half pounds of sugar. Let the
sugar and vinegar come to a boll, then
skim and put in the berries and boll
half an hour; skim out the berries; let
the juice boll one hour; stir two table
spoonsful of flour in cold water, and
stir into the juice; then pour it over the
berries.
Molasses Lemon Pie. Peel and take
the juice of six lemons, four cups of
molasses, two cups of sugar, four tea-
spoonsful of flour, two cups water,
(boiling) ; take lh6 peel of three of the
lemons, put in cold water, set it on the
fire till it comes to a boil ; change the
water three times; this will remove the
bitterness; chop the peel with the pulp
of the six lemons alter they have been
squeezed ; put all together.
Steamed Cork Bread. Two cups
sifted corn meal, one cup of flour, two
cups of buttermilk, one cup of sweet
milk, one egg, one teaspoon ful or sale-
ratus, and one heaping tablespoonful of
sugar, or two tablespoonsful of molas
ses, bteara three and a hair hours.
Take common cove oyster cans with
one end taken off neatly. Fill them
two-thirds full and set them in the
steamer.
Short Sermon.
The perfectly contented man Is also
useless.
Try to see yourself through the eyes
of those around you.
Great power of acqusition is common
to millionaires and hogs.
The ideal saint of the young moralist
is cut from sappy timber.
Faith that asks no questions kills the
soul and slides the intellect.
Happy is the man who has neighbors
willing to forgive his mistakes.
The vigorous idea keeps warm though
wrapped in a few words.
He who thinks poorly of himself can
not win the respect of his fellows.
Appear to be better than you are, and
aim to be what you appear to be.
The trouble with many communists
is, that the dead men refuse to be
buried.
Only infidel wisdom is able to dis
tinguish the difference between some
men and beasts.
Many believe that to be a lie which
eontrauuts the testimony or bis own
Ignorance.
The gilded calf, having wealth with
out soul, finds more worshipers to-day
than In the days of Moses.
He whose only claim to the title
"gentleman" Is in his clothes, must
necessarily be careful in what he
wears.
The Lord can easily have more faith
iu the religion that wears an old coat to
church than the man in the coat can.
A Woman Logic
' It Is useless to take medicine. I
shall feel better to-morrow. Besides, I
need the money to get that lovely new
bat. My old one is such a fright, and
people will look more at my bonnet
than they will at my face. 1 will wait
till I feel worse before I spend any
money for medicine." The new bon
net is purchased, and fifty other femi
nine necessaries, in the form of ribbons,
laeeA, brooches, etc. Meanwhile the
lady's face becomes every day paler and
thinner, and her body weaker, cntil
disease has gained so linn a foothold in
her system, that the most thorough,
and of times a long and ttdiuus, course
of treatment is necessary to restore her
to health. Ladies, attend to your
health before you even thiuk of appareL
A fresh, blooming face In a plain bon
net is much handsomer and far more
attractive to your gentlemen friends,
than a painworn, diseased face Iu the
most elaborate and elegant hat your
milliner could devise. Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription Is everywhere
acknowledged to be the standard remedy
for female complaints and weaknesses
It is sold by all druggist.
HUMOROUS.
Her Husband's Letter. A middle
aged woman had a letter handed her at
the general delivery in the Foet-Offlee,
and sat down on the wiudow-slll to
read it. Her attention was intense
from the start, and she spoke up and
"He calls mehis little darling. That s
good!" ,
After reading a few lines more, she
said :
"And he misses my society so much."
Hlf-way down the pige she spoke
again :
"And he calls me his sunbeam his
guardian angel!"
She climbed up on the sill a little
further, turned the letter over and
mused:
"And he's lost three pounds of flesh
worrying about my health : He's just
a darling that's what be is."
She reached the top of the fourth
page, and exclaimed :
"What! Going East, eh?"
Further down she growled :
"And he met that red-headed Widow
Kernshaw on the cars, eh? I'll see
about that! He probably didn't tell
her he was married."
She got down to the "P. S.," glanced
over a few lines, and then yelled right
out:
"Xot coming home till next week!
Trains not running! Great press of
business! I'll see whether he isn't
coming! Boy, Where's the telegraph
office!"
And she ran across the street, and
sent her husband a dispatch which
made tne operator's hair stand up as be
received and read it.
A Warring. You are an aged
woman and you ought to know better,"
said the court to the prisoner.
"Twas owing to my absent minded
ness, sir," she replied. "I had a glass
of beer where I washed, and I forgot it,
I had another glass where I stopped in,
and it slipped my mind. Then 1 took
another glass at home, and I was top
heavy before 1 knew iu Please excuse
an old woman, who has been married
three times and burled eieht children."
"You may go this time, but don't
come here again." he said. "If this
should slip your mind and yon should
reappear witbtn six months, tbere'd be
another slip, lou'd slip into tne lyceum
on the hill."
"I know it yes thanks very kind
good bye hard winter, sir," she re
plied, as she wiped her mouth on her
band and departed.
A lady In our neighborhood who bad
suflered for over three months the
most extreme torture by a violent
cough, has become completely cured by
Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. For sale in
every drug (tore.
A touno Englishwoman In one of
the manufacturing shires, is in the
habit of reading Shakespeare's plays to
girls from the neighboring lactones,
and sometimes stops in the middle of a
scene and asks one of the eirls whether
she is sure she comprehends it. Xot
long ago she was reading from the
opening scenes of "Hamlet," and had
come to the passage in which the
Queen implores her son to cast off his
nightly color, and not keep always
mourning for his father. "Are yon
sure," she asked of one of the girls,
"that you quite understand this?'
"Eh, yes, mhs," said the worthy girl
"bis mother thinks he ought to begin
to go out to tea, and such like."
''Kleptomania," asked the Judge in
the most Innocent manner, "what is
kleptomania?" "A disease, your honor,"
said her counsel, "the subject of which
Is uncontrollably addicted to larceny,
"Oh, I see," said the Judge, "and a
disease, sir, which the judges are sent
on circuit, as physicians, to cure. My
prescription on the preseut occasion is
twelve months' imprisonment and hard
labor."
Ir akt man doubts that romance and
reality are inseparably linked, let him
consider that the same oil that soils the
parlor paper when he leans his head
against it, is the mysticai agent whose
perfume dissolves the bond of conven
tionality, and draws bis girl two feet
nearer to him Sunday night.
"My dear, what is the matter with
puss? See how she swells her tail and
arches her back at the sausages I gave
her that was left on my plate." "Oh,
that's nothing; she merely cents old
lowser in it."
CRUEL,cruel man," said the civilized
person, "you eat your venerable pa.
"ungrateful being," retorted the sav.
agei you let the worms eat yours."
Xo other remedy has proved so effec
tual in relieving Coughs and Colds as
Dr. Hull's Cough Syrup. It is recom
mended by many physicians and costs
only to cents a Dottle.
It bas been asked when rain falls.
does it ever get up again ? Of course it
does, in dew time.
As Xoah had so few passengers it is a
pretty sure sign that be didn't advertise
Ax attached couple that are always
separating A pair of shears.
Men of sound principles Musicians.
Standard business Flag-raising.
Chinese Rice Paper.
Everybody is faiuiihr with those bril
liant, quaint pictures of insects, birds
and flowers, painted upon a thick, soft
translucent material we have always
called "rice paper." This is not made
of rice. It is the thin slices of the pith
of a plant or tree of the Aralia family
the fatsia papf rifera of modern botan
ists. The tree grows about twen
ty feet high and Its pith Is an extensive
article of commerce in China for It is
used in the manufacture of many arti
cles, especially toys and artificial flow
ers. The cylinders of pith exposed on
removing the bark and woody fibre are
rarely an Inch and a half in diameter,
and as the substanca is delicate and
tender, rare skill and practice are re
quired to cut the whole stick from cir
cumference to centre into one continu
ous sheet. A long thin very sharp
knife Is used for this c, eratlon. The
largest sheets that c in be obtained in
this way are about fifteen inches long
by ten wide. As soon as the sheets are
cut they arc spread out, a'.l little holes
carefully mended with bits of mica and
then they are pressed uudcr weights
until dry. The refuse scraps, Ac, go
to make pillars; the ordinary sheets are
dyed brilliantly and sol J to the flower
makers, while the largest sheets are
destined for the foreign market after
being carefully painted by skillful na
tive artists. There Is no substance yet
discovered that so well represents the
delicate texture of the petals of flowers
as this paper of pith, and it is exported
to some txtcne by artificial flower man
ufacturers. fmt Baw PLCsmuxo Wixds or Wnrnra.
aeanh oat the weaknesses of ill wboarepre-
aupoeea to i wig jouipuuDis, ana in conse
quence Coafrhs. (.olds sua bronchial Disorders
everywhere prevail. Tue who have contract
ed Colds should be especially careiul and not
imprudently wait tinui oy constant cougnin?,
they so Irritate and rake their Loans as to
bring on I he id selves a very serious Pulmonary
Affection. Let them rather treat their symp
toms rationally, and at once, and by I he prompt
use or Dr. Jayne'a Expectorant, enre their Cuius
and heal all accompanying- Soreness ot the
Ox, I
YDUriTS COLUMN
Old Fashioned Amusements 7-foorJ-
house lii i the old days, what j T
they had inside. There we
pie-bees, and wb - it the
head. fc ,nto
lingers, be toil to
Wt to doU alone .converted
by the geniusof domestic liftnWJ c
aid fun with the many. And the Are
now it roared ; the chestnuu. how they
sputtered and snapped in the ashes , and
the corn, how it crackel and flowered
in the toasting pan. " ,Sl.d
and tbe joker and the humor cW-
true humor always to by it o
thought, until the eyes brimmed and
moufened, and chair, were moved back
from the table, and the old room fairly
roared with the rollicking fun. Is the
, j . iiH in New ng-
oiu minium ki - , i..
land ? And if you started an apple-bee
in your house, rnenti, wouiu
laughter and the old fun come to your
dwelling ? Could you have an apple
bee without a fire-place! and on a car
peted floor? and with table covered
with a dainty damask? I wonder. And
.v.. u.,vin narttM hold me for a min-
t i..niMnnAiiiice: bad 1 been
ULC . a n 1 . v - i .
. nl.tar then, how I WOUld
have sketched it for you; but I was only
. niv a bor's remem
brance. I only remember the lanterns
strung on cherds rrom one greai, uc.u.
to the other, each comer bringing his
I--... I renwtmher the lights
and the dakness overhead; the bright
flashes and the great shadows that
swallowed them up; and the hens that
nodded and blinked on me scauviuu'g,
and the one fool of a rooster that kept
r.winr thinkinir that the morning had
r.H tho husc nile of vellow ears
iir imwinii rrev in size: and the
greater pile of straw-colored husks that
were thrown backward and pushed out
until they blocked the great barn door
way; and the sleepy cattle in the stalls
that looked stupidly but benevolently
out at the strange going on ; and the red
ear ! haw tha voun? fellows wished
the red ears were thicker: and the
halnra nnrl the tumbllnrS through
through the rattling husks; and tbe
screams and laughter. I know all this
is heretical, but who would be a saint
when heresy is so pleasant?
Boys and Pistols. "I never could un
derstand," the deacon said, "why a boy
should carry a pistol. A pistol is a very
peculiar lire-arm ; it is made for a very
peculiar purpose. It is quite natural
for some boys to want rifles or shot
guns, with which they may kill game;
put a pistol is intended to kill human
beings, and this is about all it is good
for. There are very few boys in this
country who could shoot a bird or a
rabbit with a pistol, and any one who
should go out bunting with a pistol
would be laughed at. This being the
case, why should a bty want a pistol?
What human beings would he like to
kill. It is useless to say that he may
need his pistol for purposes of defense.
Xot one boy in a thousand is ever plac
ed in such a position that he need to de
fend himself with a pistol. But it often
has hapi-ened that boys who carried
loaded pistols thought that it would be
a manly thing, under certain circum
stances, to use them, and yet, when the
time came, and they killed somebody,
they only brought down misery on
themselves and their families. And this
too, in many cases where, if no one
present bad bad a pistol, the affair
would have passed off harmlessly, and
been soon rorgotten. But the way in
which boys generally take humrn life
with pistols is some accidental way, as
they uo not kill highwaymen and rob
bers, but they kill their schoolmates, or
their brothers, or their sisters, or, in
many cases, themselves. There is no
school where boys are taught to proper
ly handle and carry loaded pistols, so
they usually have to learn these things
by long practice. And while they are
learning it is very likely that some one
will be shot. I saw in a newspaper,
not long ago. accounts of three fatal ac
cidents, all of which happened on the
same day, from careless use f firearms.
And one of these dreadful mishaps was
occasioned by a lad who carried a load
ed pistol in bis overcoat pocket, and
who carelessly threw down the coat."
Drmakarda.
the oircnse of drunkenness was a
source of great perplexity to the an
cients, who tried every possible way of
dealing witn it. If none succeeded
prooaoiy it was because tuey did not
bein early enouzh. bv intererntinir
some of the ways and means by which
tne insidious vice is incited and prop
agated. Severe treatment was often
tried to little effect. The
,
under Z.ilei.cus. made it a r ,;r:.l nr.
fense to drink wine if it was not mixed
with water; even an invalid was
exempted from punishment except by
orucr oi a pnyscian. nttacus, ofMit
ylene, made a law that he who, when
drunk committed any offense, would
suffer double punishment whii-h h
would receive if sober : and Plato, Ar
istotle and Plutarch applauded this as
the heisht of wisdom. The Rnnn
censors could expel a Senator for being
drunk and Like away his horse. M.
hammed ordered drunkards to be bas
tinadoed with eighty blows. Other
nations thought of limiting the quanti
ty to be drunk at one time or at m. .if.
tine. The FirvDtians nut some
though what, is not stated. The Spar
tans, aiso, nau some limit. The Ara
bians fixed the quantity at twelve
glasses a man, but the size of the glass
was, unfortunately, not elearlv diini
by the historians. The Anglo-Saxons
went no runner than to nr.W
nails to be fixed on the side of the
drinking cups, so that each mizht
know the proper measure. And it it
3aid that this was done br KlnT
alter noticing thedrunken haliit. ,.r?i.
Danes. Lycureus. of Thraee .
, Vllfc
the root of the matter by ordering the
vines to be cut down. Ami i.:J
duct was Imitated In 705 by Terbulns
of Bulgaria. The Suevl prohibited'
wine to be imported. . And the Spar
tans tried to turn the vi
by systematically making their slaves
uruna once a year, to show their chil
dren how foolish and contemn!).:, .
looked In that state. Drunkenness wan
deemed much more vicinn in
classes of persons than in others. The
ancient Indians held it lawful to kill a
King wnen he was drunk. The lti
nians made It a canlt:il nfnn. t
magistrate to be drunk, and Charle
magne, imitated this by a law that
Judges on the bench and pleaders
should do their business fasting. The
Carthageulans prohibited the magis
trates. Governors, soldier. .n -
from any drinking. The Scots in the
a am i
second century, made it a emt.,i r
fense for magistrates to be drunk ami
v.uuinunr n, oi Scotland, 8G1 ex
tened a like punlsment
pie. Again, some laws have oloi,,fo.
ly prohibited wine frr.m ki .i ,
- - uruna
by women, the JIaasilians so decreed
The Romans did the same, and extend
ed the prohibition to mir,. .
30 or 45. And the ztwh.l TttT
wife s relations could scourge the wife
for offendinc. and th ,.,.,. . ? w"e
might scourge her to death.
H.- On. w - ri .. "
,ent Of allEll-
Greatr was tne '""-";"tne 1aSt Ceu
K!,d w-rJUd the
tliry Will." '"'?-;- so'llttle
use ot combustible
wasthe invention unae.- - u
ved in by those who had I not
use, that 'vca great nd
laughed at the idea. I
be light without a 'Lnk' "Ubject was
ber of Parliamnt, wb. the subj
brought before of
Humphrey " .nJkedone
lighting tewnr . t - to tawe
of the Proprietors if the m
the dome o. j j,
Loudon with smoke, ,- . ..
tect imagined that the gas ran on Are
trough rhe pipes, and be therefore n
.Uted on; their being placed
ches from the wall for fear of the buil
Sn" taking Are; and the members
unit, " o h pipes
mi.'ht be observeu w-'"" - r
wUh their gloved 2
they did not feel warm. The hrst shop
lighted in Loudon by the new method,
was Mr. Ackerman's, in the Strand m
1310, and one lady of rank was so de
lighted with the brilliiancyofthe gas
lamp on the counter, that she asked to
be allowed to take it home in her car
riage. Mr. Murdock was, however, too
bu. with other pursuits to continue
to study the use of gas, and though be
was undoubetdly the first to app.y It to
practical purposes, many others laid
claim to tb honnr, and other people
quickly reaped the benefit of his clever
ness and ingenuity. In this he shared
the general fate of inventora.
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If the hbit of body become irregular,
raucderu ia iiiuVUd on the vatem. me
etoiuach becomes .yptptic bilious symptoma
.tevelop themselves the circulation m contam
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the bowels hoald be thoroughly and speedily
rceuhued when thy rrow derelict. The eor
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Uoetetter's Stomach bitters, a wholesome non
KTipux vegetable liUve. worth nil the ranp
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Kneura. and doctored me lor that comply
HTreheved me M but said 1 could not be
rirmanently curt d, as tne dtsease org mated
BaebUwd. I remained a great sufferer lor
i years, unul 1 heard of and consult, ,
ohvsiclan who said I had the scrofulous Hum,
ind if I woul I allow h m to doctor me he cwtj
Jure me 1 did so, and he commenced hew
ni.mv sores, and suoeded in erfectln? an e
Prr?al SSreT but In a short lime lb. tew
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712 Market St., PhUada.
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Liver Remedy
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