W n U. "!5 B. F. SCIIWEIER. THE COffSTTTUTIOS THE UHOI-ASD THE ETFOECEMEST OP THE LAVS. . -. . . . . . !.:,! I : ;c :l 1 ' : Editor and. Proprietor- VOL. XXXII. MIFFLINTOAVX; JUNIATA COUNTY, PENXA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 187S. NO. 42: i : f 1 HAPPY BOXL I lore a patch of garden ground. Well shaded from thm oold : Where crocuses eome np in spring. And look ma bright as gold A myrtle on the window ail. Fresh in ita earl; bloom ; Jnst where the morning sunshine steals, luto the pleasant room. I hare a linnet, quaint and small. That warbles soft and low. In every changing rhapsody The music seems to flow, I often listen to his Toke, So artless and so gay ; Till fancy brings back to my Tiew The hedge rows by the way. I hsTe a kitten, black and white. That gambles round the hearth. And puns most stran eand curious pranks Amid its reckless mirth ; . Now olimbing up the table foot, Now Jumping on a chair. Now peeping through the window blinds. In mischief everywhere. I have a wife, whose tender lore Hs ever been the same. With all the care and watchfulness That household's duties claim, An earnest nature full of hope. With heart tney know no eaange. Whom naught but death can part from me. Whom iithing can estrange. I have a group of children, too. That often round me stand. As with a kind and earnest lore I take them by the hand ; So gtrutle and obedient. They need no iron away. No birchen rod to keep them down. Or guide them on the way. I've long been bleso'd with health and My daily work to do ; strength And with a cheerful heart I still My onward course pursue. I'm ready for each arduous task. Each trial that may come ; Then tell me truly, is it not, A happy workman's home. Lightning Did It. "Your cousin Helen is coming next week," Robert Brailh's mother said, when he came in from his work and sat down to read for a few minutes. "There is her letter on the window sill if you would like to read It." Ue took up the letter and read it through slowly. One passage he read over twice before he laid it down. "I never spent a pleasanter summer in my life than the one I spent with you. And if Robert is the same dear old fellow that be was then I shall en joy this one quite as much, for you know Kob and I were the best of triends. and 1 nave seen no one since that I liked half so well." He sat there in the door with the let ter in his hands, and he looked away across the meadow where the grass wa: crinkling in the wind like a sea of em erald, and thought about that summer gone by, and the summer evening. In that vanished one he had dreamed such a sweet and beautiful dream, and its memory had never left him. But he hud hidden it in his own heart, and no one had ever guessed hat it wajs.Xo she was coming back, and the old dream must be lived over again, or crushed down and kept out of sight, if it so be that his will was powerful enough to do that. But he doubted hi; own strength. There had been times in the dead of summer when it seemed as if his heart must speak out and be heard. But his pride had kept him si lent. Here was he, a farmer; and she was the child of wealthy parents, city born and bred, and he argued that he had no right to say anything to her of love, because their stations in life were so different and so far apart. If she had been a farmer's daughter, or the child of poor parents, or he had been a rich man's son, with culture and edu cation equal to her own, then! But always the "if" in the way came up to stare him in the face, and so he crushed back tbe words be hud almost said so many times, and Helen Hunt had never discovered his secret, be felt sure. He could not help feeling a thrill of keen pleasure at knowing she was com ing back, but at the same time he was sorrv. It would oulv make it harder lor him after she was gone. Ue knew that her voice would hold the old dan gerously-sweet fascination in it, and her eyes would only make him feel more keenly what he longed to claim for bis own, and what was out of his reach. But and something of that me recklessness which comes to all of us at times came to him she was coming, and be could not help tbat,and he would let tbe future decide its own affairs. He would drift ar.d dream even if the waking up at tbe end of it was bitter with loss and a lifetime's regret. The next week brought Helen Hunt. Robert drove down to the depot after her. She was standing on the plat form with her face turned another way when he drove up. But it did not need the sight of her face to tell him that she was there. He would have known the tall and graceful figure anywhere. "I am glad to see you back," he said, coming up beside her. His voice was not quite steady. He had tried to make himself cool and collected, but the pre sence of the woman he loved unmanned him a little. "Robert !' she cried, turning quickly at the sound of bis voice, with a glad, eager flush lighting up into her beauti ful eyes. How they thrilled him ! She held out her hand, and there was no mistaking the genuineness of her wel come. It spoke in words, and made it self felt in her face. "I hardly expected to see you back tre," he said, feeling tHat ahe would expect him to say sometbing.and know ing nothing else to say. Just then, words failed to come readily at his com mand. "I hare been looking forward to this for months," she said. "I was so hap py here that I have been loneing to come back ever since I went away. I hope this summer will be as pleasant as that one was." "I hope U will for yoursake," say he, and bU fac"had.a grave, pained look in it which her keen eyes detected at once. "Wuat is the matter with you, Rob ert?" she said, putting her band on his arm. "You look as if something troa bled you. My coming has nothing to Jo with it, has it ?' "How should it have?" he said, with a little forced laugh. "I haven't felt quite w ell for a few days, that's all But I'll come around by-aud-by. Don say anything to mother about it she doesn't know, and there's no use in her worrying over me. She couldn't help me if she knew." is it serious, Robert ? Her eyes were grave now, as they rested ques tion in el v on bis face, "Dou't ask me to tell you anythin more about it," he said, turning ab ruptly away. "Men have lived through it before now, and 1 shall." he added with another laugh. "Dou't bother your head about me, Helen, but enjoy yourself as best you can. It was a pleasant ride home, in spite of the thoughts that would keep com ing luto Robert Smith's mind. She was by his side, aud he loved her, The old summer seemed to come back again, with its "light on land aud sea' to Robert. The dream of his heart was just as sweet as it had been in the van ished days. She had not changed at all since then, but was the same win ning woman who had won his heart away and wouid keep it forever. The days passed like charmed ones with rows upon the river, and long.de- lightful walks at sunset time, with songs in the brief, delicious evening! and quiet talks about books aud tbe men and women who wrot them Robert was not her interior in the cul ture which comes from reading good nooks, iiecause he was a farmer was no reason why he should be iguoraut and uncultivated. He had stulied,and formed w ide acquaintance w ith earnest thoughtful men through the books they had written and in this way he bad educated himself to a much higher level than most of the young men Hel en Hunt met in her owu circle of soci ety at home. But because he lacked their self-esteem and conceit, Robert always thought of himself as lacking something in mind and mauncrs, which those she came in contact with in her own sphere of life ought to have, and did have, for all he knew to the con trary. Perhaps he was right in think ing that they did not always, One day Jerome Alstyne came out from the city. Robert had heard that he was a lover of Helen's, and be was sure of it v hen he saw the man's face at their meeting. But Helen showed no such sudden gladness as ought to express itself in the face of a woman when she meets the man she loves, and Robert felt satisfied that she did not care for Alstyne as he did for her, and the thought brought a sense of exulta tion to him. Alstyne did not stay long. When he went away be carried a face which bad a look of defeat in it. He bad striven to win the woman be loved aud failed From the bottom of his heart Robert pitied him. He bad not liked the man very well before, but when he drove down to the station ith him, and saw bow deeply he felt tbe loss of what be had hoped to win, a feeling of kindness came over him. Must they not both bear henceforth a sorrow which came of loving one neither might possess? "Brailh, you are sorry for me you pity me," he said. "I thank you for it. You understand what there is to pity me for. You can well afford to pity me, since you have won what I have lost. I wish you all tbe happi ness I had hoped for myself. "I I don't understand you," Rob ert said, with a strange thrill at his heart. "I have won nothing you would have prized." Do you call Helen Hunt's love nothing?" Alstyne cried. "I would give the world for it if I bad it to give You are mistaken," Robert an swered. "I " But Alstyne interrupted him. "I am not blind." be said. "She loves you, and you will find it so when the day comes for you to tell her what you must, some day She love him I There was a world of rapture in the thought. But and the haunting spectre which comes to sit by your hearth and mine came into his heart then their ways in life were so wide apart that they could not be bridged over. He could never ask this woman to stoop to his lowly life. And he could not lift himself to hers. And yet she loved him ! He could not for one moment forget that. And to know it was so sweet, so unutterably sad. Tbe days after that went by more like a dream than ever. He tried to keep away from her, but his heart would not let him. He tried to school himself to tbe thought that, since he uiight not have her for his own, he ought not to think of her as a man thinks of the woman he hopes to win. But he could not do that. He could only love her, and tell himself that his love was but a vain one. But it could not always go on in that way. r ate took the matter in her own bands at last. Robert was at work in the meadow one afternoon. Tbe loaded wagon was riven away to the barn, and he sat down to rest until its return. As he sat there, Helen came down the lane. She saw him, and came across the meadow and sat beside him, under the old apple tree. What they talked about they never could tell. He remembered, in a vague way, that they saw a darkening sky, but that was all, until the sudden fury of the summer shower broke upon them. A flash of bliudiog brightness, cry from her, a crash, as if heaven and earth were being rent in twain, and be was by ber side, with her head upon his knee, and he was crying out to her in a wild, incoherent way, tell ing her that he loved ber. yjh, my darling i" ne criea out, in the.wild outburst of. long pent up pas sion, "I love you ! I love you ! and you are dead !" "Are you sure about that, Robert?" she said, struggling up Into a sitting posture, with the color coming back to her cheeks. "I was stunned a trifle for a moment, nothing more." - 'I thought you must be dead, you were so pale." be said. "If I had known" "Well, what?" she said shyly, when he paused. "I would not have said what I did, he answered slowly. "Forgive me, Helen." At such times we say things we would not say in sober moments "jtooert, sue cried, suddenly, "you sai 1 you loved me. If it is true, why should you not tell me so ? What keeps us apart?" His face was pale with pain at his heart. The time had come when be must spoak. "I'll tell you what keeps us apart! he answered. "You belong to a sphere of life so much above mine that love can not bridge over the distance between us " "Robert," she cried, her whole face aglow, "is that the reason you have kept silent? Because I have lived in a world you know but little about, you imagine it would be wrong for you to ask me to follow my heart! Poor.fool ish Robert ! Love is more to me than all the world beside, and your life the happiest one I ever knew. I should make uo sacrifices in taking it in place of the old one. I " but she stopped in sudden, sweet confusion. "My darling!" he cried, and caught her to his breast. "Are you sure you care enough for me to give up all you would have to willingly? ' Think of the change, Helen." 'I have thought," he answered. "I give it up gladly. I tired of it long ago. I want vou !" There was a sudden breaking of the clouds, and the sun came forth in new radiance. The world was transfigured with rare and wonderful glory, Robert thought, as he bent and kissed the face uplifted to his, full of love, trust and peace. And she laid her head upon his shoulder and whispered softly: "Robert, my king!" Dueling. Among tbe noted duels is one that took place in England between the Duke of Buckingham aud Lord Shrews bury. Tbe duke as convicted of criminality with Lady Shrewsbury .and was by her husband called to tbe field At the word, tbe seconds,as well as the principals, became eugaged. Shrews bury aud one of his seconds was killed. All the combatants were wounded. It is said that Lady Shrewsbury attended the duke as a page: she held a fleet horse for ber paramour's flight in ca should deem it necessary to fly ; that she was carried by Buckingham to his house on the night of the duel, and with her own hands took off the clothes eucriuisoned with her slain husband's blood, and then passed the uiglit with him. Felton, the fanatic, who assnssi- nated Buckingham, challenged a royal- ist, who declined to meet him. In or- ler to convince bis antagonist that he possessed the proper spirit, Feltou hacked off a piece of his own finger, and enclosed it with asecoud challenge The first duel in this country took place in 1621, M Plymouth. In 1724 a duel took place on Boston common between Henry Phillips and Benjamin Wood bridge, in which Woodbridge was killed. It was fought by moonlight. with swords, and without seconds, Woodbridge's body was found at day light the next morning, and great ex citement was created. Phillips escaped on a man-of-war then in the harbor, and died in France. In 1777 a duel oc curred in New York city between Cap. McPberson of the Forty-second and Lieut. Featherstouehaugh of the sev enty-sixth, British regiments, in re gard to the manner of eating an ear of corn, one contending that the eating was from the cob, and the other that the grain should tie cut off from the cob before eating. Lieut. Feather- tonehaugh lost his right arm by tbe combat. Among the most celebrated duels fought in this country are the following: Gen. Hamilton and Colo nel Burr in 1804; Henry Clay and John Randolph in 1826; Captain Barron and Captain Decautur. Col. Benton killed a Mr. Lucas. Gen. Jackson killed Mr. Dickinson in a duel, aud was also en gaged in other affairs, but, in 1830, caused the names of four officers to be truck from the roll of the navy for be ing engaged in a duel which took place between Charles G. Hunter, a midshipman, and William Miller, Jr., a lawyer of Philadelphia. Origin of the Canadian Horse. I have occasionally seen it asserted in our agricultural papers that the Cana- ian Is a Norman reduced by scantier food, cold climate, etc. Xow, this, I think, physically impossible, as a re liction of size in this way, I am confi dent, would produce a long-legged, slab-sided, stumbling brute, very differ ent from the compact, hardy, fine formed, active little Canadian, as he has existed there as far back as the memory of man, still maintaining his ground in considerable numbers, not withstanding the numerous crosses in late years of larger English horses. When in Quebec, in 1832, I saw a very ne light or dappied gray stallion, much in the style of Mr. Dunham's Success," only he was finer in bis points. He was about fourteen bands high, possibly not over thirteen and one-half bands, a real beauty, with fine action, etc. In Paris, in 18G7, I saw tbe exact counterpart of this stal lion also other equally small horses of the same style, though not so fine. Xow, I have no doubt that when the first French settled in Canada, thi was the sort of horse they Imported, and have continued to breed and own to the present day. Ships, or rather brigan- tines, in those days were too small, I presume, to bring over seventeen or eighteen hand horses, weighing 1,800 to 2,000 pounds, as some of the (Scotch Canadian breeders boast of importing now. Rochester, Pa., bus a factory which turns oat 60,000 glass buttons dally, or a yearly average of 160,000,000. The Beheading- of Hoedel. Hoedel, the man who attempted to assassinate the Emperor of Germany was beheaded in the prison yard in Ber lin. The prisoner, conducted by three wardens, walked with a firm step to the foot of the scaffold and stared In) pudently around the assembly.- Coun cillor llollman, who was charged with superintending the execution, took his place at a table and read aloud the sen tence of death and death warrant. At Uie conclusion Jloedel spat upon the ground and cried Bravo X The ma gistrate now turned to a tall, strongly built man about 30 or 35 years of age. nandsome, with a small moustache,and neatly, indeed elegantly, attired in fine linen shirt with waistcoat and trou sers of black broadcloth. This was Ilerr Kranz, the executioner. The old headsman, W. Reiudel, who had grown rich through the exercise of his minor function of dog catcher to the city, was no longer equal to the serious labor of striking off a man's bead at a blow,and so passed over his axe or rather a du plicate of his axe to the younger man Xo such implement having been need ed for more than a decade, the depart ment of justice found itself compelled to resort to the Market museum. An axe bad been ordered a year ago by the li rector of tbe museum, anexactdupli- cate of that Reindel had employed, aud which the museum was unable to se cure, owing to the fancy price tbe old headsman placed upon his weapon This axe was borrowed. Ilerr Gross- mann, the cutler, of whom one had been ordered, being unable to get one ready in time. It is a large weapon, a good deal like a butcher's cleaver in appearance, with a very keen, strait edge. It was ground to tbe sharpness of a razor the afternoon before the exe cution. Holding up the warrant that the headsman might see the crown prince's signature. Councillor llollman said to him : "Note this document, and now re ceive from me the tinsmith Emil Hein rich Max Hoedel, delivered to you to be beheaded." "Come this way," said the head: man to Hoedel, who ran lightly up the three steps leading to the platform and threw off his coat and waistcoat. At this moment the chapel bell began toll ing; lie gazed in its direction, then looked around upon those present with an ironical sneer. Throwing dow n his braces, Hoedel began to unbutton his shirt, but could not unfasten one of the buttons. One of the wardens went to lis assistance and turned it down be- u'iath his shoulders, leaving the neck and the upfter part of the breast bare. Meanwhile two other keepers had tied the condemned man's arms and ankles. They then carried him, pinioned and helpless, to the block, which was of stout hard wood, with a hollow to re ceive the neck, and painted blood red. Laying him on it face downwards, a strong leathern band was fastened over the bead so that it could not be moved. and a clearly define I mark was offered tor the headsman s blow. I Mtening a athern case on which were in gold the figures "1S7S," Krantz took out the glittering new axe, and taking bis aim, th an almost imperceptible glance, swung the weapon aloft and brought it hissing dowu.ou the band of flesh be- ween the leathern fastening and the turned back shirt. Only one blow was needed. The blood sprang out of the inmense wound; the neck vanished so it seemed) and there was left the trunk, which twitched spasmodically a few times, and the head looked as if it had been shorn off just at the chin A very slight contraction or movement of the skin of the forehead was notice- ble. The whole operation lasted about two minutes and a half. A coffin was brought out, into which tne still bleed- ug remains were pitched ; it was pla ced in a hole already dug in a corner of the prison yard, the earth was filled n and all was over. The axe with which noedel was be headed has lieen replaced in the muse um, in its old place, above the block on which the head of Burgomaster Tschech xecuted about 30 years ago for an attempt upon the life of Frederick Wil liam IV. was struck off, and beneath the thong with which the head was fastened to the block, an inscri ption has been placed as follows : "May 11, 1878. Hoedel, journeyman tinsmith, fired, L'nter der Linden, a re volver, at II. M. , William, emperor of Germany and king of Prussia; July 10, Hoedel was condemned to death by the court of appeals at Berlin; this judg ment was connrmed by imperial decree August 8, and, August 16, Hoedel's head was struck off with this axe by the beadsman, Krantz, in the yard of the cellular prison of Moabit." Tbe Emperor mt Germany. An audience of the Emperor, in his cabinet on the ground floor of his pal ace at Berlin, resembles no other royal audience. Tbe emperor is clad in his long military frock coat, with its two rows of buttons. He is marvelously neat, very straight, and rather stiff. His contour is well preserved. His body Is well made. His limbs are pow erful. His extremities Indicate an old nd good race. His face, more grave than severe, with its beard cut in Ger man fashion, is well known. The smile which plays on bis face, Is at times very young. When this tall old man speaks to the women who, during the summer months, form his court at Elms, he seems to date back to the sev enteenth century. The emperor has the beautiful blue eyes of Frederick tbe Great. But however large his eyes they have not the dimensions of the eyes of Frederick. Ihe scant hairs, formerly light brown, to-day ashen, are parted low on'tbe left, crossing but not covering the crown of bis bead. Wil liam seems to me, to personify absolute ly tbe type of an emperor of the olden time large, strong, handsome a sol dier. The faces of Alexander and ! Francis .Tospb are those of modern leinperorr The gaze of William has a t . strange, slowness. It is the look 'of man who has the consciousness' 'of ma jesty.' He believes, it is well known, i his divine right. His tufted eyebrow form a fine arch. His eyei have ndt the vague mysteriousness of thoscof Alex ander nor the Indlcible melancholy of those of Francis Joseph, nor the trouble of those of Queen Victoria. However prefer the expressions of these last three to that of the Emperor William. They have more personality. His volte has strong tone of command. The accent is slightly Beriinese. The emperor thick ens a little and dwells slightly on the vowels. Bespeaks slowly and very cor rectly, as a man who has the habit of always being listened to, without hav ing his interlocuter finish hi sentence, He chooses rather than seeks his words, He would be able to deliver from the tribune of the Reichstadt an eloquent discourse. The emperor has the real memory of a sovereign. He remembers every name and every face. He knows most of . the officers of . his army, At times, when witnessing a review, one wui bear him ay to a modest officer, "You resemble your grand father; - a little lighter, perhaps Ue was a brave soldier.". Ue remem bers a conversation held years before, Adored by those who surround him, he is very thoughtful of them. But never did a sovereign do so easily without the presence of an officer whom death or advancement has taken from bis suite, He thinks only of those whom be sees. and of whom he has need. It is an egotism of the sovereign which does not affect the - heart of the man. Look at him dose by. Every face of old agn I a revelation. The Emperor William is good. A Hone Ridden to Ueath Wlicn McWhirter and MaliL-tick came dowu the quarter stretch in a late race at St. Louis, Mo., to complete the second mile, it was neck and neck at steady run. Sixty yards away from the string Mahlstick, without increas ing speed, suddenly appeared in the lead. "McWhirter is giving down !" cried some excited spectator. It was a true warning. One leg bad failed him, but be kept on gallantly , for the game blood was hot. Had Knox, the little colored jockcv, reined him in, the life of a noble horse niiirht have been pared. But McWhirter kept on; it was virtually on three legs. As he rounded the lower turn, aud was well nto the second quarter of the last mile, there being just a perceptible slacking of the gait, Joe Rhodesoverhauled him and went bv. As the horse passed him jici inner swerved, auu men it was that Knox, the rider, says tbe other fore leg gave down. From that point the poor fellow plunged ahead and into the last half mile, every jump tearing tendons, muscles, flesh and skin, and Knox tugging away at the reins. When at last the headway slackened and the horse came to a sudden halt, it was with the hones of both fore legs torn rom the sockets of the ankle joint, and protruding six inches through hide aud flesh, and resting on the earth, the hoofs lving limp aud useless before. The sudden halt sent the jockey flying over the horse's head. "Shoot biiu.lor God's sake," was the prompt instruc tion of the owner, when he learned the lull extent of the misfortune. Police Officer Keeble undertook it. He fired at close range. The ball struck square about midway, between the eye an 1 the base of the ear, and from the hole the streaming blood gushed forth. At the report the horse threw himself back on his haunches, and struck out w ith his mangled fore legs, but droped down again into the same steady position and stood there. Three times the officer levelled his weapon and fired. Each time the bul let entered the brain and the blood gushed out. At the third shot Mc Whirter hobbled across the track and stood by the fence. As he panted the blood spurted out upon the fence and ran from his mouth and nose. Finally the ollicer stepped in front of the now failing horse, and putting the muzzle of the pistol almost to the forehead fired, the ball entering right between the eyes. The horse then dropped, but it was not till long after .he had been . dragged into the southeast corner of the grounds underneath the shade ol a great oak that life finally went out. At the conclusion of the races, and while tbe grave was being dug, Gen. Mit chell and other well known horsemen made an examination. In one sense, perhaps, both of McWhirter' legs was broken, but it was not a bone fracture. Tendons and muscles were torn apart, and tbe bones disjointed. The acci dent was what is known among horse men as breaking down. Gen. Buford says: "The boy ought to have held him up. McWhirter hadn't completed this training, and I only entered him to come here. 1 engaged him here and nowhere else. He was ridden badly at Louisville, where I gave him a trial to see how he went more than anything else, and another horse struck hiia on his good leg. We have nursed bim and he seemed to be all right. We used cold water on his leg and it must have made it tender. I refused $10,000 for him. Ha ran the grandest racvs ever won, and his winnings have been be tween $8,000 and $10,000." Electricity Pretesting ItselC An ingenious system ha been adopted in Australia to prevent . the savage? from destroying the telegraph poles. The engineers have arranged supple mentary electric currents so that who ever touches any of the poles Instantly receives a violent shock. This nnao countable result inspires the savages with such terror that they no longer dare tamper with the mysterious wires, which, to their bewilderment, traverse their extensive territory from end to end. Through this expedient a telegraph connection Is preserved for thousands of mile without the expense of watch ing the poles. Manning Facts. "Some time ago," says a drummer. "I had occasion to visit the city of V in tbe State of Delaware, and concluded to stop at tbe Blue Hen Hotel, where I had spent one night during a previous visit. When I reached the spot where the hotel used to be, I was urpried to see that tbe tall building had given place to a low structure with a single row of windows, and the roof close to the ground. However, I recognized tbe keeper of the old hotel sitting on a chair in front of one of the windows, and I asked him where bis establish ment was." There she is, sir. I've enlarged her since you were here last." "Indeed ! Enlarged ? I don't exactly understand." "Oh, I know she looks smaller; but stranger, I tell you that I ve added four stories to this hotel since January, "What has become of them ?" "I'll explain. After the hotel had been built a year or two she suddenly began tosink. I dunno what the reason is. A quicksand under her, I reckon, Anyhow, she kept going down aud dowu, until the first story passed under ground. Then 1 moved the bar-room up stairs, put another story on top, and began business again. Pretty soon she sank to another floor, and we moved up a second time and added another story. It s betu nothing unusual in this house to go to bed in the second story and wake up in the morning to fnd yourself in the cellar. The milkman has regular instructions to pour the milk down the chimney in case becomes some morning early and can't dig out a window. Last month I overslept myself for forty- eight hoiias because the room remained lark, aud when I did get up the roof was just even with the street. This part of the house that vou see now I built on early last week. Tbe projierty became too valuable to lease There are sixteen stories to the Blue Hen now, and I've got to add another before the week is out. If this hotel was spread out sideways she'd be about three hundred vards long. Eventually expect she'll be six or seven hundred lories high, aud it'll take you a week to get into the cellar. I s'pose if I keep on, this here hotel will reach clean through, from Delaware to China. The lower end will come bursting out into Houg Kouz or Shanghai, and maybe 11 be taking Chinamen for boarders without knowing it. Then very likely they'll tax both ends of tbe hotel and take money out of my pocket. They're In ays grinding a poor man so'shecan hardly get along. Costs like thunder, ou know, to run a hotel like this that requires so much to keep up a resecta ble appearance. I dunno exactly what '11 do if she breaks out on the other ide of the earth anil then slips through the hole. I can't carry on a hotel ating out into ethereal space, you now. "I have some hopes that maybe, be fore she sinks more'n a mile or two, she II strike a volcanic vein r some thing and get a shove up; come all the way out, for all I know, and stand on did ground. If she does, you come round and see me, and I'll take you up and show you the view. I'll bet you can see Peru and Oshkosh, and Nova euihla and Tuckerton, and all those places regu'ar bird's-eye view; you come round anyway, and I'll take you own into the cellar." I said I would, and then hunted una safer hotel. The Blue Hen is too original, too eccentric for comfort. .Mtr of m Thief. She was standing just beyond the lesk railing, leaning against a cell door. nd was talking confidentially to one of the keepers. She is hunchbacked and has that weird interest and de formed shrew Iness which always at tach to these curious little people. He eyes are black and beautiful, sparklin ith animation, and, when contrasted itli the weazened old-young face.sug- gest jewels set in parchment. The bent figure does not measure in height more than three feet. The bands are long, thin, and deeply veined ith blue treaks. On her bead she wore a jaunty hat of straw, with a bright scarlet rib bon, that seemed a blaze ol color amid the mucky, neutral tints of the place. Those who delight in gray should visit the Tombs; the place where every thing is gray save the prisoners; they are blue. This little girl is sixteen years of age, and is the sister of a thief. Ue has served two terms on tbe Island, and is now in the fourth tier of the Tombs awaiting trial in default of one thousand dollars bail for larceny from three persons. Through thick and thin the tiny, deformed sister has clung to him, has refused to believe in his guilt, as considered him the victim of plots, and was on a visit of condolence and ncoiimgemciit to her brother w hen the writer saw her. She had lust come dowii from the fourth tier and was hav ing a lively chat with the keeper. It would be poetic art to paint this little girl as a radiant angel striving to ward off with her wings the blow aimed at her brother by Justice, but strong as is the temptation, we cannot succumb to it. She is an angel In sisterly devo tion, but, while believing that her bro ther is individually guiltless of all the crimes with which he is charged, she does not seem to particularly deprecate the system of robbery in the abstract. She is a concert angel, and one who, through long residence in the Sixth ward has become imbued witb its prin ciples and its slang. "Are you going down to the District Attorney's office to see any one about Jimmy t" was asked her. The little face was upturned sarcasti cally to the questioner and the reply came: "Xo; what do you take me for? It would need a "fiuf" to get inside tbe door!" After the reporter bad been Intro- duced he questioned this queer Tombs ' visitor: Do you come here often ?" "Well, yes. Yon see Jimmy gets here, and there's no one to come here aud see him but me.' "How old is Jimmy?" " "He will be eiehteen next month. "I suppose you love him?" "Well, yes, rather.why shouldn't I? "I see no rea-ion whatever. Is he good brother?" "That he is. There ain't no better. "What is this charge?" "It's about a super." "What's a super?" "Oh, you taffy-dealer! You know a ticker, a watch." "Well, Jimmy didn't take it?" "Xo; another fellow took it, and w know who he is." "What are you trying to do now about the case?" "I want it brought up right away.' "Do you expect to get him off?" "I can t tell. The evidence is dead against him, but I once got him off with six months." lie 11 get the same as I m goin' to do," said a young man in tbe opposit cell. And what time is it in your cell?' she asked. "Two years." -wen, i u net our Jimmy is a case card, and no more." ("Case" means one). Leaning on her parasol this midget began a promenade of the condemned row. occasionally chatting with such prisoners as happened to know her, One of them said : "Ah ba, little one! I understand you've been keeping company with another young man since I left the old corner? " Paying no attention to this remark she looked up at him and asked : "How long?" "Four fingers and a thumb," was the answer. "Five years," she said, "it'g a eood while to do." Then returning to the original sally, she replied : 'Suppose I do go about a bit, would you have me tied np as you folks are? I never wear a bed tick suit. I stay honest and enjoy myself. I do go to excursions and chowder parties. I like them. Ion't you like chowder? Yes you do. Oh, the delicious chowder! The sail on the barge with the flags all flying and the band playing; the beer on tap at the bar and the boys fighting. fhen the island and the bath and the trip home with the dancing. And you have got five years !" This last remark was made in mock sympathy. Go away !" growled the yonng bur glar as he retreated from the door, threw himself upon his bed and awaited the signal for his Sing Sing journey She went softly on, the red ribbon at the hat flaring like a flame. "Here's the cell Stokes had," she said. "Handsome fellow. Stokes, but he thought too mu'-h of himself." Then, a few steps farther : "Poor Johnny iKilan was taken out of here for the stretch they gave him Rouh on Johnny, that was. 1 used to see him. He was a nice, likely boy, and shouldn't have come to such an end." 'Of a rope," added the reporter, who war falling under the ghastly influence of the strange creatures talk. "Yes, of a rope," she said, almost in a re very. Then, suddenly waking up. she ex claimed : "But I must lie going. I've seen Jimmy, and I've got to see tbe lawyer yet, before I go home and get the old man h's dinner. Good-bve. sir." With a little, pathetic, lamish curt sey, the sister of the thief was gone, and we stood alone before the cell from hich Dolan was brought to be bung. A Bean Story. In the years lang syne, when the beautiful village of Canandaigua boast ed of its legal talent and its wealth, there existed among the members of its bar, a spirit of keen, but honorable em ulation to excel, not alone in forensic dis plays, but also in the acquirement of the luxuries and comforts of an elegant hospitality. In those early days the facilities of an express company were unknown, and the anxious caterer was forced to rely upon his own resources rather than upon tbe productions of a more genial clime to supply the earliest contributions to bis table. At one of those elaborate and perfect dinners that marked that era, the question of propagating, and forcing early vegeta bles engaged attention. One made a specialty of a particular vegetable; an other one, of a different kind ; but each apparently was eminently successful iu his line. Between John C. S)iencer and Mark II. Sibley, a spirited discus sion arose as to the best mode of obtain ing early beans. It ended as such discussions generally do, with the wa ger of a dinner to be paid by him who failed to produce beans of bis own raising first. Time passed, and as the warm spring rains forced tbe earth's treasures forth, Mr. Spencer was obser ved to be unusually attentive to his gar den, and was to be seen there more fre quently than he was ever before known to be. One morning breakfast was un accountably delayed by his non-appearance, although it was known that he had risen long before. At last he came in and took his seat, a smile of satisfac tion irradiating his countenance as,witb an ejaculation of relief, he said : "I've caught that fellow Sibley ! He can't overreach me with his cunning!" "What U the matter?" was queried, "Why, he thought to get the advantage of me in early beans, and so ihe scamp bribed my gardener to transplant them wrong end uppermost. But I've matched him ; for I've replanted them bean end downward, confound bim!" Whether Sibley was guilty of the charge or not this deponent does not say; but that he turned the laugh on bis grave friend, for the peculiar display of hor- ticultural knowledge, a grand dinner, when bean time came round, was the proof. '; A Vegetable Devil. A recent traveller in Madagascar, gives the following description of the vegetable Devil of that county; Imag ine a pine apple eight feet high, and thick m proportion, resting upon its base,and denuded of leaves, and you wil' have a good idea of the trunk of the tree, which, however, was not the color of the anana, but a dark, dingy brown, and apparently hard as Iron. From the apex of this truncated cone (at least, two feci; iu di.uucu-r) eight leaves hung sheer to the ground, like doors swung back on their hinges. The leaves were foined at the top of the tree at regular intervals,' were about ten to twelve feet long, and shaped very much like the- American agrave, or century plant. They were two feet through in their thickest part, and three feet w ide, uperiug to a sharp point that looked like cow's born, very convex on tiie outer (but now un der) surface, and on tbe tuner (now up per) surface slightly concave. This concave face was thickly set with very strong, thorny books, like those upon the head of Uie teazel. These leaves. hanging thus limp aud lifeless, dead green in colyr, had iu appearance the massive strength of the oak fitter. The apex, of the coue was round, white concave figure, like a smaller plate set within a larger one. This was net a flower, but a receptacle, and there exuded into it a clear, treacly liquid, honey sweet, and possessed of violent intoxicating and soporific properties. From underneath the rim, so to speak. of the uppermost plate, a series of long hairy, green tendrils stretched in every direction towards the horizon. These were seven to eight feet long each, and tapered from four inches to a half inch in diameter, yet they stretched out stiffly as iron rods. Above these from between the upper and under cup six white, almost transparent palpi reared themselves toward the sky, twirling and twisting with a marvellous, inces sant motion, yet constantly reaching upward. Thin as reeds, as frail as quills apparently, they were yet five or six feet tall, and were so constantly and vigorously in motion, with such a subtle, sinuous, silent throbbing against the air. that they made me shudder in spite of myself with their suggestion of ser pents flayed, yet dancing on their tails. The description I am giving you now part made np from a subsequent. careful inspection of the plant. My observations on this occasion were sud denly interrupted by the natives, who had been shrieking around the tree in their shriil voices, and chanting what Uenrick told me were propitiatory hymns to the great devil tree. With still wilder shrieks nnd chants they sur rounded one of the women, and urged her with the points of their javelins, until slowly, and with de-pairing face, he climbed up the stalk of the tree, and stood on the summit of the cone. the palpi twirling, twirling nil about her. "Ti.k! tisk!" (..rink! drink!) cried the men, and, stooping, she drank of the viscid fluid in the cup, rising in stantly again wiib wild freuzey in her face and cholera iu her limbs. But she llil not jump down as she seemed to in tend to. Oii.no! The atrocious canni bal that had been so inert and dead came to sudden, savage life, ihe slender. elicate palpi, with the fury of starved serpents, quivered for a moment over er head, then, as if by instinct, w ith emiuiuu intelligence, lasteue! iiMn er in sudden coils, round and round er neck and arms; then, while her w:ul screams, and yet more awful lighter, rose wilder, to be instantly strangled down again into a gurgling moan, the tendrills, one after another, like great green serpents with brutal energy and infernal rapidity, rose, re tracted themseives, and wrapped her about In fold after fold, ever tightening with the cruel swiftness and savage tenacity of anacondas fastening upon heir prey. It was tbe barbarity of the aocoon without its beauty-this strange horrible murder. And now the great leaves rose slowly and stillly like the arms of a derrick, erected themselves the air, approaching one another, nd closed about the dead and hampered victim with the silent force of an hydraulic press and the ruthless purpose a thumbscrew. A moment more, and while I could see the basis of the great leaves pressing more tightly toward each other, from their interstices there trickled down the stalks streams of viscid honey-like fluid, mingled hor ribly with the blood and oozing viscera of the victim. At the sight of this, the savage hordes around me. yelling mad ly, bounded forward, crowded to the tree, clasped it, aud, with cups, leaves. nd tongues, got each one enough of the liquor to send him mad and frantic. hen ensued a grotesque and indescri bably hideous orgy from which, even hile its convulsive madness was turn- ng rapidly into delirum and insensibil ity, Uenrick dragged me hurriedly away into the recesses of the forest, hiding me from the dangerous brutes and the brutes from me. May I never see such sight again." The Ureat Canal of China. The great canal of China is likely to share the fate of the great wall. This water-way was constructed by Kublai Khan and his successors of the Knen race, and is six hundred miles in length. There are ten thousand flat-bottomed boats on this canal, and these are used in the transportation of grain. The Echo states that this great water-way is an enormous "white elephant," as it costs an enormous amount every year for repairs, the appropriations there, as elsewhere, not being entirely devoted for tbe purpose forwhici tbeyare meant. unks are delayed every month while channelsare being dug for their passage. This year, for the first time since the construction cf tbe canal, the grain from Gankin, w ith the consent of the government, has been forwarded by sea and this fact has impelled the Pekin authorities to consider the expediency of abandoning the canal as a commercial I highway. m aa I i e. V, fa : e- V if a 4 ".if; K r i V t 1