Zeke aad Folly at the Theater. "Row much be you jroln to tax as to ICO in?" Mid Zeke, as he nd Polly stepped op to the box office at the theater the other blffht, Just at the window waa opened, for they had come early to make sure of getting all there was to be of the show. The scale of prices was explained by the ticket seller. "Crab cider and mince meat!" ejacu lated Zeke; "that's more'n they charge at a circus with two clowns. Can't you let us set on the top benches for a quarter apiece f Tou'll not find us any ways stingy about buyin lemonade and peanuts. What d'ye say. Is it a dicker?" He was informed that the prices were as unchangeable as the times, and after considerable parley invested in a couple of balcony tickets, which they both read aud examined critically to be sure that no gouge game was lurking for them in the pasteboard. A few minutes later found them comfortably installed In front seats with eyes wide open drinking in the wonder and magnifi cence of a theater for the first time. "Ain't it too purty for anything r" said Polly. "Look at all fine fixin's; an', my sakesl what a bouncin' big plcter that is" meaning the drop cur tain. "I never expected to see the like o' that in all my born days. But Where's all the people, I wonder. It'll be too bad and kind o' lonesome for us if no bedy else comes." "A man down at the tavern," re marked Zeke, "was sayin' that nearly every theater the head woman of this show performs in burns down, and maybe the folks is scared so about it they wou't come on that account. Hold on though, there comes two or three down stairs there, and maybe it'll all come right after all. What gits me though is, where they're goin to have the doiu's the ring's full of seats." 'But did you ever see anything so splendid as this is?" said Polly, with eyes sparkling in delight. "See what lots o' lamps they've got. An' such whoppln lookin glasses big as a barn door. What a sight of money it must a' cost." "Enormous!" chimed In Zeke. "As much as a thousand dollars, I'll bet But I wonder what them cubby holes is there, with all them fancy fix ups" meaning the boxes. "I 'spect them's for the band, maybe," ventured Polly. "I don't see anywhere else to put 'em." "Like as not," said Zeke, "but they're terrible slow about gittin' started. See how the folks is beginnin' to pour in, though ;" and he laid his head on the railing and busied his eyes watching the crowd gathering in. "Zeke!" said Polly, quickly pulling his arm, "there's some more picters up on the ceilin'. "Sure enough," replied her husband looking up. "I wish we'd a' went in that other gallery. I b'lieve we could a seen better up there. I s'pose, though that's the dollar place, and there's no use throwin money away. Hello ! now we'll have the show at last there they come" as the orchestra came sKuffling up from under the stage. "It ain't near so nice as a brass band or George Thompson's fiddlin' at parties," said Polly, with disappoint ment; but when the overture was finally completed and the curtain went up on the first act eyes and mouths never opened wider in astonishment and de light than did theirs at that delectable moment. "Potater bugs an prunin' hooks! But don't that git you?" was Zeke's comment. Polly didn t say anything for some time, but sat almost breathless with attention, and never once took her eyes from the stage till the curtain went down at the close of the net. To both f them the play was a living reality. Their own identity was lost sight of, and their feelings drawn to the highest tension in sympathy for the misfortunes of the "Two Orphans." As the plot thickened and the persecution of the poor blind girl became more and more heartrending Polly cried outright, and great straggling tears welled up from honest Zeke's noble heart and coursed down his rugged cheek, and when the brutalJacques sprang with a curse upon his crippled brother and hurried him with violence upon the stage, and then seized the sightless girl with a rough hand and hissed out his villainous threat, Zeke, wittt clenched fist, bated breath and fiery eyes sprang to his feet, and declared that flesh and blood couldn't stand that any" longer; but Polly pulled him back into the seat, and mollified him somewhat, until the play took a turn. In the final scene, where the orphans are reunited, and the interest becomes intense as the villain seeks to tear them asunder, and the maimed Pierre springs to the rescue with an immense knife, the revulsion of feeling was so complete that Zeke threw up his band and yelled out: "Go it, cripple ! That's the medicine for the low lived whelp. And when the soldiers came In and captured the outlaws, and the mother found her long lost child, and the lover recovered his sweetheart, and every thing else culminated just as they wanted but little expected; the young couple never felt happier or more buoyant in their lives. It bad all been so real to them that for a minute they could scarcely make out where they were, but with much reluctance they finally came down tn earth again, and departed from the place of enchantment. On the walk to their hotel they talked of nothing else. All the incidents were reviewed and each individual character discussed, and through their dreams that night flitted shadows of what they had seen during their first visit to the theater. Mohair. Mohair was originally a stuff made of the hair of a wild Minor-Asiatic goat, called "mo;" whence mohair, abbrevi ated by the French into moire. Gros-de-Xaples aud florentine need no ex planation. We have to thank Gaza, in Palestine, whose gates Sampson carried away, for gaie, or gauze. Gaza means treasure; aud precious to the fair is the nssue which covers without hiding their charms. Voltaire wishing to de scribe some intellectual but perhaps dressy woman, said : "She is an eagle in a cage of gauze." Muslin owes its name to Mossoul, a fortified town in Turkey, Asia. Tulle is a city in the south of France ; Worstead is a market town in Xorfolk. Travelers by rail in Brittany often glide past Guingamp without remembering that it is tiie in ventor ot that useful article gingham. If you are getting in coal, shute it. AGRICULTURE. Sweet Potatoes. To the spot chosen to bear sweet potatoes the coining year, Mr. Jones hauls out in the rail the ac cumulated manure of the season, and spreads at the rate of something like thirty tons to the acre, leaving it to be lined, dissolved and mellowed by expo sure. In course of the month of April he plows the patch, but not more than three inches deep; and a day or two before putting out the sets, late in May he casts the land into shallow ridges by turning the furrows together, being careful the loose earth is not more than six inches deep, and at the top of the ridge sets the plants and cultivates in the usual manner. Mr. Jones' theory is that the sweet potato is a gross feeder, but its roots feed only near the surface, and that in order to have the tubers de velop to their smoothest and largest proportions, there must be a certain amount of resistance in the soil, and tbey find that iu the undisturbed clay loam below. Whatever the soil and depth of plow ing, the land must be thrown up into ridges just previous to setting out the plants. A Virginia grower recommends making these ridges ouly twenty-eight or thirty inches apart, from centre to centre, borne growers preler them three feet apart, for ease of cultivation after the vines have made considerable growth. When the ridges are close to gether the plants are set at the same distance apart from each other, thus making rows both ways, and allowing cross cultivation when the plants are young. If the rows are three leet apart the plants are feet eighteen or tweutly inches apart in the rows. The after cultivation is simply to keep the ground mellow aud free lrom weeds. A Vir ginia correspondent states that a three eiiovel plow is the best implement lor cultivating sweet potatoes. There are two narrow shovels forward, which scrape the sides of the ridges, and a wide shovel in the rear immediately replaces the earth upon the ridges. The mode of planting out in the field is the same. 1 he sweet potatoes are cut iu halves aud laid cut-side down on the earth iu the hot-beds, and covered with earth. As fast as the sprouts are large enough, they are pulled oil and set out, or packed for sale or shipment. Sheep Killing 1oos. The dog that once kills a sheen can never be broken of the babiu They kill them by tearing open the large veins in the neck and sucking the blood. A dog who is ad dicted to this habit will teach other dogs They gen -rally travel in pairs, a large dog aud a small one, although sometimes a single dog will kill a sheep. They are very cunning about it, aud none but a green dog will kill a sheep in the day-time, while they often go long distances from home instead of killing a sheep near by. The first time a dog kills a sheep he will suck the blood and eat some and be satisfied. He will soon learn to kill several, sucking the blood until he is full, eating uo fleih the first night. When your sheep are killed by dogs, say nothing about it, but skiu the dead sheep, cut four or five gashes in the shoulder, put a small amount of first class strychnine iu the gashes, and let them lie in the place in which you found them. The first night after the killing there will be no dogs on band, but the second night they will come and in the morning you will find them severely punished for their depredations. Plaxtixq Potatoes. Some persons believe iu potatoes whole; some cut them in quarters or halves, allowing them to lie a lew days and dry, before planting. A few years ago 1 had just the eyes taken out singly aud left to dry, and then planted one eye every ten inches in the row by pressing it down with my finger to a depth of nearly four inches. The ground being ievel, was so kept until the second cleaning, when the plow was run to throw the furrow toward the row of potatoes aud leave it about one foot level across the top. From the single eyes 1 gathered a larger crop than from potatoes cut in halves and whole ones, the land aud culture being ilie same. Ir bt improper or injudicious feed ing at any period in the life of a cow, she was made to lake on an excessive amount at fat, she would ever alter be prone to the secretion of fat, to the detriment of milk. Old Houch and Readr. It was in the year 1S4G that, upon the banks of the Rio Grande, I firsUmet General Taylor. Before leaving my home in Illinois I had beard of him. He was the hero of the day; the whole country resounded with his name and his exploits. Well, when 1 was pre sented to him, I confess I was consider ably surprised. He was somewhat below medium height; was short and stout; in fact, was what you would call dumpy. He wore a straw hat; an old linen duster, that looked as if it might not have been washed since he fought the battle of Palo Alto, His pants were large and loose, and on bis honest feet he wore coarse soldier shoes, not very handsome, but very comfortable, let me assure you. His face was not handsome no, it would have been at first sight called homely ; but there was about it that which impressed one with the grand honesty and decision of the man. He stood upon bis feet as solid and determined as a prairie buffalo. As I have remarked, I was considerably taken back when I was presented to General Taylor; but when be held out his honest palm to me, and bade me welcome in his hearty, off hand way, I knew that I had 'Old Rough and Ready' right before me as brave a soldier as ever battled for his country, and as honest a soldier as ever won the suff rages of the American people. That day, I dined with General Taylor, and upon that occasion there were also pre sent Colonel Bliss, and Colonel Clay of Kentucky, a son of Henry Clay. Of the four assembled together at that time I am, to day, the sole survivor. While we were at dinner, a guard filed in with two prisoners that had just been arrested. The men bad been for two days peddling oranges through the camp, and by accident one of the soldiers had discovered that under their coarse garments they wore the finest linen. So the two were arrested, and carefully concealed about their persons had been found papers containing very valuable inforuiation concerning the American camp, the number of men in arms, and the best points for attack. These papers were handed over to General Taylor, and after reading them, he passed them to the rest of us. They were unmistak able evidences that the two men were spies. "Call my interpreter!" de manded General Taylor. The General ould not speak Spanish. The ouly Spanish word he knew was 'tamos,' and he used it on all occasions. Whenever be invited the Mexicans into camp, he said 'eamos, and whenever he ordered them out of camp, be said 'vamot.' The interpreter having arrived, General Taylor said to him : "Ask them who they are !" The prisoners replied that tbey were Mexican soldiers. 'Humph ! Thought so. Now, ask them what their rank is!" They looked at each other a moment, as much as to say, "We might as well tell the truth," and answered that they were colonels one of them chief of the engineer corps at Monterey. -"Aha I" said Genera Taylor, "so much the worse. And now isle them who sent them here." They replied that they had come In obedience to the orders of General Apudia. "General Apudla sent you, did be?" roared old Rough and Ready. "Well, I say General Apudia is no gentleman, or he would not have sent you here on this sneaking errand, to spy about our camp! I say he Is no gentleman!" The prisoners had just began to understand that the man whom they were before was the American General, and when he uttered this hasty opinion of their chief, they bowed very low. General Taylor asked them if they knew the penalty of their crime; if they knew that, as spies, they ought to be shot? At once the prisoners drew themselves up proudly, and said they knew the penalty; bnt if they were to die, they trusted they would meet their fate like brave men. Their bravery pleased the brave bluff old soldier, aud after a moment's thought he said : Well, I'll let you go this time but if I ever catch you spying here again, I'll have you shot shot like Mexican dogs ! Sow 'vamot !' 'vamot !' And tell General Apudia that when he wants to find out about our army, he may send a delegation of his officers here, and I will escort them about my self, and order a review of the troops for their especial benefit. The liberated men scampered off briskly. Shortly after that, General Taylor, at the bead of his victorious legions, marched in and took possession of Monterey. Going Through Collrf Theodore Parker never received a di ploma, though he pursued the full col lege course at Harvard. Xor did he ever recite a single line to a professor. His father was poor, and could not af ford to pay the college expenses; but Theodore w a bound to have a liberal education. One evening he said : "Father, I have entered Harvard College." "How did you prepare?" asked the astonished parent. "I studied by myself evenings, after the day's work was done, ai:d morn inrs before work." He was then as sisting his father on the farm. "But I cannot pay your expenses in college." "I know that ; I mean to stay at home and keep up with my class." And he did more than keep up witli the class ; part of the time he worked for his father at home, and part of the time he taught school, paying his fath er eleven dollars a mouth to hire an other hand in his place. He passed the examination successfully, but was not eiveu a decrree because he had been a non-resident, and had paid no fees. Subsequently a degree was offered him on condition of paying the customary fees; but money was scarce, though energy and scholarship were ample, and he was obliged to decline it. SCIENTIFIC. Lead and Mercury Poitonimj. The value of iodide ot potassium to eliminate lead and mercury from the system of men whose consitutions, by exposure to lead dust, mercurial vapors or other forms of those metals, has been injured, is not so well known as It deserves to be. Physicians who keep up with the progress of their calling have long pre scribed this substance, the virtue of which was discovered thirty years ago by Prof. Jtlelsen.of Belgium : while the Paris Academy of tn-iences lately awarded him a prise of $500 for this dis covery, the value of wh ch has been verified by a thirty years' experience. The full dose of this salt is live grains three times a day in solution ; but It is better tocoromeuce gradually, with in creasing doses. 1 be noxious metals are by the action of this salt, carried away in the urine in the form of double solu ble iodides. Prof. Melsen advises the use of the iodide of potassium as a pre ventive in cases where men are exposed to the effects of lead dust or mercurial emanations. Workmen affected with lead paralysis have been cured, and others who were unable to follow their calling from their liability to saturnine colic, have been enabled to take it up again, fortified by a regimen ot which a dose of iodide of potassium formed part. With regard to mercurial affections the observations have been confirmed by those made at the mercury mines of ldria. The work men engaged in the manipulation of mercury and mercurial products at these miners have been made the subject of various methods of treatment, cura tive or preventive, and the good and lasting effects ot the iodide are uo longer doubted. At a special hospital in Viena ample occasion has been furnished to watch the action of the iodide in freeing the body from tbo presence of fixed mercury and preventing its fixation. It has been fouud in every case in which it has been employed that in the presence of the salt the symptoms characteristic of the mercury are removed, or diminished, or prevented from declaring themselves. The action of the iodide of potassium appears to be a purely mechanical one. It consists in determining the metal rendered insoluble by the formation of some albuminous compound, to take on a soluble form by the creation of a double iodide removable per euiw an'na riam. Whether is the case, or whether its action consists in determining by destruction the evacuation of the morbid tissue containing the fixed metal, is, however, uncertain. But certain it is that by this remedy the danger attend ant upon many mining and manufac turing operations has been diminished, and the sufferings of many workmen relieved and the lives of others saved. Its efficiency is therefore proved beyond a doubt, and we hope that it may soon be generally employed. A Scientific Experiment. la one of a series of lectures which Prof. Tyndall is delivering to children, he made a sug gestive experiment. A metal tube, about seven feet long, had a ring of gas burners around it at a distance of two leet from the bottom, as well as several gas burners below iu When all the burners were lighted, and after boiling began, jets of water were thrown out from the top of the tube with some violence; the water thus expelled being constantly returned to the tube from a receiver affixed above it. The explana tion given is to the effect that the in creased ebullition of the water above the ring of gas burners lightens the water above the ring more than below it; the boiling-point always depends upon the pressure; when the pressure on the lower portion of the water is thus lightened, that portion begins it self suddenly and violently to boil, be cause of the partial removal of pressure. The experiment might explain the action of the geysers and perhaps other natural phenomena. A yew Explotive. Heracline is the name of a new explosive agent, alleged to have been inveutpH hi n imiriin manufacturer. It is said that it cannot oe cxpioueu ny a mow or Dy friction, hilt nulv hw nmfsAt with Ann... In - - J J wmm.... - 1LU usiud .11 m clossed vessel, and that it can be made at vne-iuiru tne cost oi nynamite. t or mining purposes the new xplusive acts with tn 111 'h crroaritp anA.iv. anil , P- m viv- duces a greater effect than either dyna- - a nun i it OTUUIU UQ advisable to await furtbe details, as the invrnior is stateu to nave patented it in Austria. DOMESTIC. Is Gaslight Ixjckiocs. The Prus sian Government has for some time past been making a a series of close and ex haustive researches on the effects of gaslight upon the eyes of those who use iu A belief has long prevailed, that under certain conditions the eyesight is impaired when gas is continually used as an illuminator, and it was to decide this question that the experiments were instituted. The conclusions reached in dicate very decidedly that where ar rangements are adopted to protect the eye against the direct rays of the light, no harm can possibly resulu Shades and globes are, as a rule, found to an swer this purpose. It was also ascer tained that dark, opaque shades are more injurious thau useful, aud in nearly every Instance where complaint was made, it was found the dirticul y was attributable to this kind of shade or protection. Where such are used the eye remains in the dark, but looks upon a highly illuminated surtace aud the sight is dazzled and irritated, causing harmful effects. The whitish or milk glass globes are fouud to be free from the defects of the darker shades. The dazzling light thrown out by the gas jets is partially absorbed aud diffused by them, and reaches the pupil of the eye in a condition that leaves it incapa ble of doing harm. Care must also be taken to keep at a proper distance from the gas jet, whicn, from its emitting a very considerable, degree of heat, is capable lrom that cause of producing headaches and even congestion of the brain ; but these can also be guarded against by any plan that decreases the intensity of the heat, or by removing to a greater distance lrom the jet. Poor Man's Pie. Mix well together two breakfast cups of bread crumbs, three onions chopped fine, a little pepper and salt, and half a cup of water or milk. Liue a basin witn the mixture, reserving as much as will cover the top. Have ready as much cold meat, minced line, with a slice of bacon, and seasoned with pepper and salt, as will fill the basin. Add a cup of water and a table spoonful of ketchup. If desired, cover with the remaining crumbs; put a small teaplate over the t p of the basin, tie firmly up in a cloth, aud boil for two hours. This is an excellent way of using up cold meau Tomato Saccb. Take half a canful of tomatoes ; put in a stew pan, adding half an onion, sliced, a little thyme, bay leaf, a head of celery, a tablespoon ful of sugar, a teaspoouful of salt and one of pepper, a piece of butter the size of a large egg, and a small piece of ham ; let these simmer slowly until the celery is tender, then add a Ublespoonful of flour moistened, and a little cayenne pepper; boil live minutes, and" taste to see if it is highly seasoned; strain through a hair sieve, and put back in stew pan until it adheres rather thick to the back of the spoon. Chicken Pcddiso. Cut up the chicken and stew it a little, after which lay the pieces in a buttered dish with a tew bits of butter, a little pepper and salt, and a little of the water iu which the chicken was stewed. Make a batter of one quart of milk, five eggs, a little salt. Pour this batter over the chicken, and bake half an hour. k.N-GLisH Bread Sai-ce. Cut some light bread in small pieces ; boil sunt cient milk with a good-sized onion in it to thoroughly soak it; mix and let stand a while, then boil, and add butter, pepiier and salt, and a few black pepper corns; take out the onions be- lore serving. TRANSPARENT PCDDINO. Beat tO R cream half a pound of butter and half a pound of sugar, stir in eight eggs well beaten, a grated nutmeg, flavor with lemon; bake in abuttered dish one half hour, and serve cold. The Fortification, of the Dardanelles. The straits at Gall i poll are about a German mile broad. To the southeast is Lamaski, on the woody Asiatic shore, just opposite the mouth of the JEos- potamos; a little iarther ou the straits gradually become nioro narrow up to Sestos and Abydos, celebrated as the scene of the story of Hero and Leander, and still more as the place where the arniy of Xet xes and that of Alexander under Parmenion crossed to the Euro pean shore. The first Turkish fort is ou the adjoining cape of Xagara-Iiurun. The Straits then turn directly to the south, and here is their narrowest part. not quite two thousand metres wide, between 'the Castles of the Dardanelles' at Tchanak Kaiessi, en the Asiatic, aud Kilid Bahri, on the Roumelian side. The old fortifications consists mainly ol towers and brick walls, which shortly before the outbreak of the war were armed with big guns of a very old pattern, some with stone projectiles. A short time ago some of these wails were pulled down, especially those to the south of Tchanak Kaiessi, tu order to lay down the huge Krupp gans pre sented by Ilerr Krupp to the late Sultan Abdul Aziz. The Castle of Tchanak Kaiessi commands the whole of the southern part of the Dardanelles up to the .Egean Sea; and it is therefore the central point of all the maritime de fences between Kum-Kaleh on the south and Gallipoli on the north. Beside the above castle three batteri'is Medjdle, Kische-Burun and Kagara- Burun have been recently armed with Krupp guns of various calibres aud twenty aud six and thirty pounders Kilid Bahri, on the European shore, formerly also had n imposing park of artillery consisting of old guns, which, however, were ol but little practical use. Some of tbem bore the arms of the Venetian republic, and there was an immense quantity of stone projectiles. These have all been removed, and most of the cannon have been replaced by Krupp guns, which are stated to be fifteen in number. There are also in the neighborhood of Kilid - Bahri three shore batteries : Dermen Tabia, with eleven guns (including Ave Krupps); Tchan Tabia, with seven guns, and Boali Tabia, with twenty old twelve and six and thirty pounders. In proceeding southward from the castles of the Dardanelles, one perceives on the Asiatic side a lofty and com manding shore, which has hitherto not been fortified, the site of the ancient Dardauia, which has given its name to the Straits. At the southern entrance to the Hellesitont are the two forts of Kum Kaleh and Sedil-Bahri, the former on the coast or the Troad, and the latter at the extreme southerly end of the Thracian Chersonese. These forts were erected by Sultan Mohammed IV. in 1659, and they have now been strength. ened by several batteries on the Roume lian shore. Their position is not. on the hole, so favorable from a military point of view as that of the cistles of the Dardanelles, and Sedil-Bahri, from its Isolated position, might easily be threatened by a land force coming from the shores of the vEgean. A Lrxomrwe sD 6nikau.t Fatal D mm ofi-n retuiut from a severe Cold lett to take rare ol Itself. Better prudently resort to Dr. Jayne a Expectorant on the Drst sympto a of a Cough Or (,Oi(l and SO avo.d nla.hfji.ir In tne .mam 1 1... uw urn in Hi uiuiuaviv UiflKW irjronl CODjpialut 1 HUMOROUS. The Old Deceiver. It was amusing to see the air of importance assumed by the old fraud as he briskly entered a Woodward avenue restaurant yester day. He coughed loudly, put his band to his breast-pocket, aud said to the proprietor : "Ahem ah I soppose you have wines?" "Yea, sir." "1 suppose you have wines fit for my Christmas board?" "1 have." "And ahem you could let me taste a sample, I suppose?" "I can," answered the proprietor, and he handed down a wine-bottle which be had filled with beer-slops, molasses, and buttermilk for Just such occasions. Tne old fraud took a deep "swig," set the bottle down, and as be drew his mouth clear around over his right shoulder-blade, he said : 'That goes right to the spot! I'll call in at noon and have you send up twelve bottles." When he got out-doors he seemed un decided whether to hold his mouth open or shut, aud now and then he indulged in a horse-like cough. He halted and looked into a candy store for a minute, but his mouth didn't water. On the contrary, his scowl darkened, and as he turned away he said : "Waugh! 1 wouldn't even lick a grindstone if it was sugar coated." A Wosderfcl Bot. A newsboy, leauing against a lamp post recently, was patted on the head by a geulleman, who said : 'Never mind, sonny better weather and belter sales next week." "Boys hain't no 'count," lonesomely answered the little shaver. "Oil, yes they are? I was a boy once." "Was you smart?" "Guess 1 was! Why, before I was seven years old 1 could take the family clock all to pieces." "Could you?" exclaimed the lad, his eyes sparkling witu admiration as the mau passed on. He got a new brace for his feet, indulged in some bard think ing and all at ouce spoke up: "What a fule 1 am that 1 didn't sass him ! Any fule of a boy kin take a clock ter pieces, but it takes a mau, and a pretty smart one, ter get the wheels together agin ! I'm jist as discouraged as 1 was before, aud more too!" Hood used to tell a story of a hypo chondriac, who was in the habit, two or turee times a week, of believing him self dying. Oil a certain occasion he had one ol his terrors while riding out in his gig, and happening to see his family physician he applied the whip to the horse to overtake the oid doctor. The doctor applied the whip to his own horse, and they had a close time of it for about three miles. The. hypochon driac finally came alongside the doctor and exclaimed, "Hang it, doctor, pull up! Pull up instantly! I am dying!" "1 think you are," cried the doctor, "I never saw any one going so fasu" Captain and Mrs. Jones were an ill assorted couple, and their quarrellings were a source of continued auuoyauce to their friends. "Hallo," exclaimed young Winter, running into Jones' club the other night, "here's a new scandal !" "What's the iratter?" "Jones has been caught making love to" " Whom ?" shouted half a dozen voices. "His wife." Hawthorne says: "We live in dead men's houses." Perhaps we do; but isn't this preferable to dying iu live men's houses? Weary person on evening viit: "Aw, 'm just out of a sick bed." Terri ble boy 3 "Say, Mr. Johnson, what ails yerbed?" When a girl begins to take an interest in a young man's cravat, it is a sign she does not love him as a sister. Most op the eloping girls of Arkansas are named Betsy. That is what makes their fathers say, "Bets are off." She was Irish, and sweet seventeen She said, "Sooner than live on charity, I'd beg from door to door." A vert bad judge tries his friends. The man who Never Too Late to Learn. Socrates, learned to at an extreme old age, play on musical instru- menu. Cato, at 80 years of age, began to study the Greek language. riutarch, when between 70 and 80, commenced the study of Latin. ltoccaccio was 35 years of age when he commenced his studies in light liter ature ; yet he became one of the greatest masters of the Tuscan dialect Ifcinte and riutarch being tiie other two. Sir Henry Speluian neglected the sciences in his youth, but commenced the study of them when he was between SO anil fill mr. r.f ., A r,n- M.;, lie Decame a most learned antiquarian aud lawver. Lr. Johnson applied himself to the Dutch language but a few years before his death. Ludovico Mohaldesco, at the great age of 115, wrote the menioires of his own times. Ogilby, the translator of Homer and Virgil, was unacquainted with Latin and Greek till he was past 50. Franklin did not fully commence his philosophical pursuits till he had reached his 50th year. Pryden, in his GSth year, commenced the translation of the Iliad, his most pleasing production. e could go on and cite thousands of examples of men ho commenced anew study, either for livelihood or amuse ment, at an advanced age. But every one faoiiliar with the biography of dis tinguished men, will recollect individ ual cases enough to convince him that none but the sick and indolent will ever say, 'I am too old to learn.' Abandoned at Sea. At all times shirs of one kind or another are floating about at sea, abanuoned by officers and crew, iu what seems a h peless condition. Home are dismantled aud m re hulk-, some are swimming keel upwards, some are water loggt d. bat being lad-n with timb r will not sink, bat are driven hither and thither as t ie wind and wave may direct. no peop'e afflicted with cm tar. h. bronchitis, and con sumption, are abandoned by phvaiciaos and friends an incurable, yet thousands of such are annually ra-tortd to perfect ealth by the uee of Dr. Bale's Catarrh Remedy and Dr. Pierce's Uolden Medic 1 Discovery. The Ca tarrh Remedy is unequal d as a soothing and healing local application, while the Discovery purifies and eur chee the blood ad impart tone aad vigir td the whole system, ViDoua, La,, Aprd 17, 1877. Lit. Ptercs : Dar Sir I suffered for twelve years with that moat offensive and loathsome of all dia eae catarrh. My ta-te and smell were com pletely destroyed. 1 procured a au;ply of Dr. bale's Catarrh Ilemeuv anu vonr t inlilMn Mist ical Discovery, wh.ch I need according to di rections, aud a complete and pe- maneut cu waa speedily effected. I take pleasure in re commending tbem to all afflic ed. Ever thankfully yours. Cutaa E. Etwc WaDnto Riteb, Burlington cot. N. J.. Februarw 9R ItfTT Da. Piaacs : Dear Sir To r Golden Medical nimnt. is the beat medicine for coa.hs, colds and consumption I ever knew. It has saved my hi. Respe.tfuilT yours. Hsu & McAaaar. Daniel Webster and Edward Everett. The following anecdote of these two eminent men Is from the "Reminisce ences of Daniel Webster," by his friend Peter Harvey, recently published : "I well remember. In the year 1847, when riding with Mr. Webster to the Dedbam Agriciltural Fair Ground, on a pleasant September day, he said : 'I have been thinking over what I propose to say if called upon to make a speech. Mr. Everett was born In the county of Nor folk; and, although it Is not always wise to say complimentary things to a man's face, still I may never have a better opportunity, and I shall tell the Xorfolk county people to day what I think of their distinguished son. When I was appointed Secretary of State the first time, by General Harrison, one of the very first things I did, in the way of foreign appointments, was to select Mr. Everett to represent the govern ment at the Court of Su James. In such appointments, It has always seemed to me that we should choose men of char acter, who would represent the country at luge, rather than be influenced by the bias of our party ; for foreign nations judge of our people by the representa tive men whom we send out to them. Since that time I have had many letters from eminent statesmen abroad, thank ing me for sending Mr. Everett; for, in choosing him to represent us in the presence of the English people, I sent them a man as well versed iu their own history as any man living, with the ex ception of Macaulay. I am going to tell these people today just what I think of Mr. Everett, for I houor him and love him.' "Iu the address which he delivered upon this occasion, he carried out his intentio.1 formed in the carriage; and, greatly to the surprise of every one, and to the astonishment of Mr. Everett himself, pronounced a noble eulogy upon his friend. Though he was to come in town in the afternoon, and the carriage was at hand, he waited, saying. ''Let us stop a moment, aud see what Mr. Everett says.'" "Mr. Everett unconsciously flushed rose and said: "It would not be be coming in me to bandy compliments with my illustrious friend, He has seen fit to compliment me upon my attain ments iu international law. 1 should not d.ire to say here how much personal friendship may have had to do with the picture he has drawn; but this 1 will say, take from that knowledge of inter national law what we learued at his feet, and there would be nothing lett worth mentioning. Among the Dead Failure Of the pant, how many bogus nostrum may be numbered ? Beginning their career, witu a tremeQjeus flourish ot trumpet, b.azooed tor a time iu the public printe aud on naming poster, soon, but not too soon. wer they reieyated to the umbo of things lost on earth. But llostettor's .Stoma- h ll.tUira u a living nd thriving remedy. It goal on. eating and to cure. Neither uuderuaud do. open compe t (ion affect it. On the contrary, contrast with iufurior nval piepara'ious only increases ita popularity. It baa Leea repeaedly imi tated, but without success. Counterfeits ot it have ben surreptitiously intr educed, but haTe fallen flat. Ev. rvwhuro it entrenches iiaelf in the confidence of the people; and well it may, for it is a tuorougiiiy reliable luv.goraul of the feeble, tan sties Jyspepeia and cous.l pation, braces the nerves, cures rheumatic ail nunts and k duey complaints, and e. adicatts and , reventa uiteriuiltjut an! remittent fe vers. Whoopiso Coroa rarely terminates fatally. bat tue constant cotiKuiug irritates and weak ens the luns to aach an extent tht more serious distance find so ea V mean of attack. No setter remeiy exist for whooping couh than dcuenck'a 'Pulmonic 8yrup. It pleas ant to the palate, and ch dren do not have to be coaxed to take it. ror sale by all druggists. Spring Fashion. It is no wonder that tue soft and beautiful clinging black ca-hnu-re has become so popr. Jar. They hare entirely taken the v lace ol all b.ack goods of less value tlian silk, and to-day they are Bold so cheap, we saw at the retail house of B. F. Ieet!fl, 723 Chestnut street Philadelphia, very line double width (id-inch) llack CasbmereM, mane in tiiadlord, uieland. at 25. 28 aud 31 cei.U. and beautiful all-wool r reach Cashmeres from 47 cents to $1.25. This house sends ramp.es if buv k g'oai and ail kinds of dry toods free on ai.phcation. GivEH A wT. A snporb pair of 6x8 Chro- mos, worthy to frame and adorn any home. aud a Three Months' subscription to Lriturr Hour, a charming lt-, ae u erary paper, full of the choicest Htones, poetry, etc., Kent free to all sending Fifteen cen s ( tamna taken) to pay po-taue. tne pabitahera. J. 1 fatten X I ' . 1 II- II.- .j, . v- 'm. l...il,l mIu a! AtlHl in prize and big pay given to agents. Rheumatism Owickly Tared. Durni;'s Rbenmatio Remedv." the great Internal M&licine, wdl ikw; lively cure any cate of rheumatism on t ie f e of the earth. Price tl a bottle, six bottles to. bold by all Drug eiK Send for circular to Ilelpenstine A lient ey, Druggets, Washiugton, i). C Why Will You Suffer the tor ores of Rheumat em. when the great internal remedy of lr. Herndou, the Utfhet (iirr, lately introduced in l'hdadelphia. BaiU more aud Washington, actiug through the blood, drives that malady promptly fiom the nystein, and reestabuhea complete health ? Oue bottle sufHc.euL 8eud for a circular to - "'"". ' " . 1U- Mother. Mexkerw. Mathers. Don't fail to procure MRS. WISSLOWS SOOTHING SYRUP for all diseases of teeth ing in children. It relieves the child from pain, cures wind colic, regulates Uid bowels, and by giving relief and health to the child, gives rest to the mother. Compound Oxygen. The advertisement r,i firs. Starket and Palo in this paper is one to which we call especial attention. Tuere is lit'ie doub . of the fact that they ha e come into the possession of a new agent of cure for couaumptiou, asthma, catarrh, and nearly all ervoa. mud chron c disease. Mr. Waldo M. Clafilin, a manufac turer of Philadelphia, g ves this srntten teat mouy: -T wo years ago 1 wa aick with what wa called conaomnttou. I was too sick to at tend to business, even to write a It t. er. My physician got discouraged, and took me almost by force to your orhu.. I beg.n to improve very soon, so that ail my fn mis were nr prised. In 'wo months I was able to rnoaine business, increasing in weight, strength anJ comfort. If there be any aisease about ue for the la t year, the e is no evidence of it." In a recent number of Arthur', Hume Mmjazine the editor. Mr. T. R Arthur, say . : "We aain refer to the advertisement of Dra. 8tarkey aud Pairi, and in doing so, would emphasize th. strong assertions a ready made as to th curative results, which, ia our own raw anil, under woum otumatio, have folloaed the ase of the Compound Oxygen treatment. Cases of relief and cure, even more remarka ble tnan any of those mentioned in previous numbers of oar magazine, have more recent been b. oagbt to o ir notice, some of then seeming little kss than miracles. If yon a e suffering from any ailment ahiah ia baiUiug he skill cf your physician, bt all means se. d for the pamphlet of Dr. Starker, aud re id .t carefudy. There can be little "doubt of the fact that he baa come into the possession of a new agent of core." If yoa or aav of vour frien la are suffering froa chr .nic affect ooa. which have barH d the skiJ of nhvmcian-. rend t Dra. Starkey and l'aljD. No. 1112 Guard street, Philadelphia, for their treatise on Compound Oxygen, in which iu nature an 1 moae or action are described, aud a lan.-e num er of remarkable testamnnials given, it is mailed ran. SU IMeeaae. AH those troublesome acalv. itching n'mni? blotchy, humid eruptions of ths akin, d noat inated Tetter, Erytipeuu, Acne. c, that are so unsightly and annoying, are q licklv an I effectually cared bv the aimple application of BietkeWl Tfiter Ointment, a remedv that has proved itself to potmens wonderful healing powers, coring hundr da of ra.ua tnat h.i re sisted all other treatment, even that of the dom proresaional talent of the country. It only needs a trial to prove iu virtues. Hold 5 1 eents per box ; sent bv mail for GU cu. JoHaxrrox. Hullowav i Co.. 602 Arch at.. Phil a. s?-.f-.!r. rr0' m if I u 'J"1 ere arseanrf r-.l) tucure ,- HeadaclM, .Srr.oo. HWach. Dyapraiie Hadacbe, 2laralala. Nerrootfae and slw&l.nM. nrf .11 rarsaarcaM. Pricaaie.. eortw frr. Sold by all Drussiata. Oface Ko. MK N . a iw M . Beliiaiore VEGETINE WILL CUKB SCROFULA, Scrofulous Humor. Vnrrraa win eradlea'e from the system every lauii of rcrofula and scrofulous Humor. It has perm tnently cured thousands In Union and vicinity wtu had be-'B king and painful sufferera. Cancer, Cancerous Humor. The marrelloas effect of Vxostoti tn case of CHncer and i.ancerous Haraic chdleoges the most pro.ound at enuoa uf tne medical faculty, many of whom are prescribing VaosTD.B to their palle .ta. Canker. Vwnrmrt hvl nrer failed to core the most tnllcxiota case of Canker. Mercuriaf Diseases. The Vnorrm mets with wonderful success la the cure of tills class of disease. Salt Phsum. Tet'er, Salt Rhenm, "Vaid H" 1. "., wtfl cer tainly yield to the great alterative elZeCU of BUaTUiS. Erysipelas. Vmimi has never fulled to cure the most Inveterate cases of Kryalpe.as. Pimples and Humors on the Face. Rnuon should teach m that a blotchy, ronsrh or p mpted kin dep n.lsen lrelv upon an Inier nalcaiie. and nooutw inl application ran ever cure the defect. Vautri.ia Is the g.eal blood purl fler. Tumors, Ulcers or Old Sores Are caused by as Impure state of the blood. Cleanse tue blood th ir.wijlily with VcokTUta, and Uiese complaints will disappear. Catarrh. For this complaint the only saiwrantlal bene fit ran be ontitlued inroii ,h the blood. Vaua riNl Is the great blood puna -r. Constipation. VinfTrxa dos aot art as a eathart'c to debtlt tale the bowels, bur i-leanies all the organs, ea ahllng "sen to perform the fuuctlona devolving upoa them. Piles. Viomvi bas restored thousands to health who have been long aad painful sufferers. Dyspepsia. if Vmm h taken regularly, according to directions, a certain and speedy core will lo.low lu use. Faintness at the Stomach. Vvormrs Is not a stimulating bttters which erea'es a ncutlous appetite, but a gentle tonic. hicb aHstMM nature 10 restore the stomach to a healthy action. Female Weakness. Vavwmra arts directly upon the causes of these complaints. It Invigorates a. d sirenrtri ens the whole system, acts spun the secretive organs and allays inflammation. General Debility. In thH complaint the good effects of the Vm ms are realized immediately after com nene lug to Uke It .- a-, debility denotes deflcency of the blood, and Vsostimb ecu directly npon the blood. Prepared by II. B. STEYEXS, Boston, Mass. TegcUne Is Sold by All Druggists. lboae iuw.i ,n an ailinleil will confer n favor npon tho Advertiser and the Publisher bv statinc that they saw the adver tisement In thia fciornal (naming the paper -a. 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Ark. " Compound Oxygen Treatment What is Compound Oxygen? It to a enojnatlon of Ox yarn and S:tirvo, ta. prfMfttmu am tm makm it ncksw tn ik wittU tUmmt. .ow docs it cure? rnftera the Y-a of carbon whit h feu .-i, X OONHKgCKJICa. OT iMVaUtdTEl-T BrStPISATIOtt In Consumption, 4' xnartabl-r aoocwmf uL If ttl in the aariy wLkAtm jt this liiaoaM, a tr i ei'momt mrtain. Catarrh and Bronchitis ELTllS often radically cured. iWTIPnsia l"m 0" Trvarmsnt. J OpCpOK Aa inii njwl arnetito snj sa Nervous Headaches, Are You Asthmatic? HJfSJZZ; Business and Professional Men who. from overwork or an? other eam-s. fln1 Uvm. atlvei tufffimgfroim Aral atd mrmof u -ivto hnrl in Tn:anuvr Treuliii-nt the helu ther nr--i- All Nervou3 Disorders tt,": th rmwitaliMtmf tnlfurtrm of "mponnl 0 y mv TL Don't go to Florida or Colorado '. fetiy at h iit. nri'1 um iVniTnn! (ykfn. aii'i yoa, ir-'l ia ttmmwmU money, and a !ar-.--r bUv-rt Who have been cured ? Sr. rfNdkenmrrEwrMtu; Hon. S FlELl.J'ul-.sf t. H. 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