Iceland Remote and barren it is, Iceland has one rare merit that of coinciding, to some extent at least, with one's pre conceived impressions of it; for, as a rule, traveling, like history, may be defined as the science which measures the extent to which two men can differ from each other, and both from the truth. To most men. the men of China conjure up a phantasmagoria of tea, chopsticks, pigtails, ivory carvings, wholesale beheading, and a diet alter nating between birds'-nest and fricas seed dog. That of India suggests a dim vision of gorgeous cities, all palaces snd pagodas, through which glittering processions consisting chiefly of white elephants mounted by rajahs peppered with diamonds pass and repass all day long. That of Russia brings with it a tonf used jumble of snow, forests, wolves boundless steppes, log-huts, sheepskin frocks, flogging to death, an omniscient police, a constant trotting ofl of innocent men to Siberia, and a passionate but abnormal love of eating candles; while that of Orkney, Shetland, or Faroe, conveys only a vague outline of" black crags and lashiug waves," in the fore ground of which appears a fantastically attired man, indulging in an apparently aimless seesaw at the end of a rope, midway down a precipice of six hundred feet, with one eagle staring vacantly in his face in front, and another pick ing the buttons off his coat behind. Bnt our first sight of Iceland, looming spectrally through a shroud of rising mist, fuliy bears out the impression ol grim and lonely desolation which its name seems instinctively to call up. Not till three in the afternoon do the dark py rani it's of the mountains begin to define themselves through the break ing clouds, and the whole panorama arrays itself before us in all its rugged grandeur. But here, instead of the huge, rounded bluffs of Faroe, are sharp serrated ridges, following each other all along the horizon like lashing waves, and upon their broad slojies the snow lies deep and wide, and the sea breaks at their feet in unresting spray; the clouds roll off them like the smoke of a battle, and the leaden 6ky stoops sullen ly over them from above a picture of unmatched desolation. As we approach the mouth of Beruf jord (our first halting place, Reykjavik itself being the second) the universal dreariness of the landscape increases a hundred-fold. In the calmest and brightest weather there is always some thing hard and stern about the far North ; but when seen, as now, beneath the rolling clouds of a stormy evening, its grimness becomes overwhelming. Not a tree, not a shrub, to soften the bare, bleak sides of innumerable moun tains, heaving up their rocky slopes against the cold, gray sky; not a sheep nor a cow on the few patches of grass that linger in the clefts of this great sepulchre of Xatjre. The only living things in the dreary panorama are the seals which trail themselves heavily over the low, black reefs which guard the entrance of the fjord. Gray sky above, gray sea below ; a vast, colorless desolation ; an immense, crushing silence; a sense of remoteness from the living world of being shut in by a region where man comes only as an in truder, venturing rashly under the destroying might of Nature's tremen dous inaction. Amid such surroundings one can well understand the feeling which prompted the ancient Norseman whose whole life was one battle with the destructive forces of the iron region in which they lived, to choose as the symbols of their creed the flaming sword of Surtur, and the rock-rending hammer of Thor. Appletont' Journal. The Japanese IVnttmnion. This fruit has recently been introduc ed into California and is attracting much attention. Professor Grlffls, author of the "Mikado'a Empire, writes in regard to this new tree. " It is one of the handsomest of fruit trees, and In the fall, with its golden- hued fruit hanging to the branches after the leaves have fallen, forms a beautiful and striking picture in a landscape. The timber is very valuable, and Is much used by the Japanese for carved work, cornices, solid articles of furni ture, and such objects as require a com paratively heavy and close-grained wood, which, by its color and tissue, is well suited for ornamentation and handsome utility. The juice expressed from unripe persimmons forms a very useful liquid for staining wood, giving it a rich brown color, like walnut. Much of the carved wood and wooden utensils, and cabinets from Japan, often supposed to be walnut by our people, is in reality only common wood stained with persimmon juice. Someof the most elegant wood-carvings at the Centennial were of this nature. As to the fruit itself, it is nutritious, palatable, and to a high degreee charged with those chemical ingredients which give most fruits their valae in preserv ing the health and purifying the blood. This fact is insisted an by the Japanese doctors, some of whom I have known to cure their patients by a 'persimmon cure, like that of the 'grape cure of Southern Europe. The most luscious Japanese persim mons are ripened by air-tight closures in casks containing kaki (a kind of beer made of rice, which in two or three weeks perfect a remarkable flavor. Unlike our fruit, the Japanese species rijien without frost, though frost im proves the common varieties The large amount of grape' sugar in this fruit basket some persons experi menting on them to determine whether satisfactory results have yet been obtain ed. The fact of their containing so much sacharine matter is the reason of the ease with which they may be dried or cured, in which form they are sold as sweetmeats in Japanese shops. Manner at Table. As do the old so will the children do. If, when a child asks for a biscuit, it is picked up by the parent and banded around one at a time, or thrown at the child, there is no chance to reprove the child when it does the same to the par ent. When a parent eats with a knife, and forgets to use the fork, the child is warranted in doing the same. A chatty cheerful table is always desired, free from formal stiffness; but freedom is not rudeness, ease is not boorish ness; good breeding will show its presence quicker at table than in the parlor or saloon. Let parents be careful to set the example, and the children will not be slow to do likewise. Oft H11 of One Cold before yon contract another on top of It, or you may securely es labiisn ihe seeds of a serious Lung Couii.laut, before you are conscious of danirer. tenter pudenily resort to Dr. Jayne's Expectorant, an effective cure for coughs and col ls, and helpful also fur its be&Unir influence on th Hints and Bronchia. AGRICULTURE. Valce or Cob Mzal. From experi ments made in feeding a herd of some dozen or more milch cows, one of our correspondents near Worcester, Mass., write us tnal ne is pretty weu sausurju that for producing milk the cob meal from our northern corn, that is, the meal from the corn and cob ground to gether is worth nearly or quite as much. bushel ior ousnei, as tne ticai uicoi uwu vMtem or southern corn. He raised a rood crop of earn on his farm, and has r - ., i . i . r .... K 1 been leeuing it in tue i"nu wi wu tu-a to his cows in milk, and found very lit tle difference in the yield from this and clear meal from western corn. As our correspondent sells all his milk, he would certainly notice any material in crease or decrease in the production from dav to day, and after making sev eral changes from clear meal to cob meal, and from cob meal to clear meal again, he was forced to the conclusion that tne oinerence in vaiue lur leeuuit; Durnoses. bulkfor bulk, is certainly very small indeed. Allowing this to be true, he concludes that farmers here In -New England may yet find it profitable to produce their own grain for feeding their dairy herds, thus saving a great annual expense in the way of grain bills. If a dairy farmer can raise his own meal for his cows, be will find the net profits at the end of the year con siderably increased, for most milkmen claim it takes about all the milk money to pav for the milk bought from the village store on tne return ixip. There is one advantage In feeding cob meal which is often overlooked by farmers. Cob meal lies up light and porous In the stomach and is easily mingled with the fluid secretions neces sary for perfect digestion, while clear meal, especially if ground fine, lies very compactly in a mass, and is difficult of digestion on that account. Shorts mixed with clear meal act as a divider, ren dering the latter more readily diges tible under the action of the gastric se cretions of the animal, but as cob meal may be produced at home, it may, on the whole, often be a cheaper food than purchased corn and wheat shorts. The subject is wormy oi iurtner expert merit. Xew Englavd Farmer. Orsamekt asd Utility. With very little additional cost and trouble, the unsiirhtlv structures erected here and there about the home grounds might be converted into ornaments. Especially is this apparent in the winter season, when they are not concealed by the foliage of the vines, which cover up their ugliness. It is, indeed, a matter of surprise that so many owners of country homes over look the beautiful when utility and beauty might just as well be combined Small out-houses, grape-vine arbors and frequented walks may not only be made beautiful ornaments to the garden, but shady resting-places, where those who so desire, in the beat of tne summer day, or even during warm, sunshiny winter weather, may find a pleasant re treat. There are scores of hardy vines that, with a trifle of care, may be made to cover such arbors, rendering them most attractive in themselves, and ob jects which, together, serve to form the out-door attractions of home. It is, we repeat, a matter of surprise, when we think of these things, that the grounds about so many country dwellings are, as if from choice, utterly neglected. Sural - ew 1 orker. A good cow in full flow of milk will often lose flesh even on flush pastures, The reason is, that the secretiou of milk is then the paramount instinct, and it is often exhibited to a greater extent tnan can be supported by the food given, and hence, the animal being in good condi tion, the fat and flet-h previously Held is called upon. In fact it Is now gener ally considered that a cow will yield more in butter than she would store as fat, and for the reason that, when giving milk, the appetite is constantly stimulated and she eats more. So, when the product is manufactured into cheese the yield of fat and flesh-forming sub stances will be greater than would be laid on by the animal when out of milk. Hence, the economy of furnish ing the auimal with plenty of the best and most easily digested tood. Prairie Farmer. Hen Gcaxo. The manure of the fowl house is so rich that it should be m'.xed with three or four times its own bulk of swamp muck or some similar substance, for if applied undiluted it will burn and kill plants and prevent germination. It is estimated that a sin gle hen's excrement during a year is equivalent to fifteen pounds or guano; and experiments bave shown that the droppings or twenty-five fowls, pro perly composted, during the year will make manure enough tor an acre. The Signal Servias. It was a dismal rainy day in Iieceni ber. Socrntes, who had no umbrella, and in fact didn't have time to live until the first one was made, stood on the front stops of his house, drawing his cloak around him, before venturing down the street. From the opposite side of the street his friend Theraiuenes, pa-sing by, futuiliury hailed him as "Soc," and shouted : "Blustery this morning." "Yes," replied the philosopher, "it's cold." "Hey ?" suddenly shot the voice of Yantippe from a second story window, hev?" what's that!" "I said," exclaimed Socrates, prompt ly throwing up his guard and backing prudently into the doorway; "I said it's scold." "Said what?" was the sharp re joinder; "you say that again, and say it slow." "It's scold," repeated the philoso pher; "its cold ; its scold as thunder, I said." There was a moment's silence, during which Xantippe apeared to be buried in profound thought, while the great disciple of Anaxagoras occupied the painful interval by girding up his loins and tucking his trousers in the tops of his boots and making other prepara tions for a lively run. Presently there came from the window: "You hold on there a minute, young man, till I come down. I want to see you a second before I go down town." There was a fierce, rapid flapping of attic sandals upon the wet pavement, the wild rush of a cloaked figure through the pelting rain, ind ten minutes later Socrates was explaining to Flato and Xenophon that he had chased a street car all the way from the IViraic gate and was clear out of breath. Darlington Hatrkege. A Model for Printers. Stephen A. Uaviland, printer, who died in New York, was an apprentice to William E. Dean, who is now in the ninety-ninth year of his age, and went to learn the trade first at the age of twelve years, in 1823. He'was perhaps the most correct printer or compositor of the age. He has been known to set up a form of twelve pages (1,200 ems in the page), in Greek, Latin and English, without making a single mistake in the twelve pages. He one time set op the whole of a concordance for the Bible, in diamond type without a mistake. He was in the employ of the Methodist book concern at the time of bis death and Las been in its employ for the last thirty years, during twenty-five of which he was "revise" proofreader. He was sixty-six years of age. SCIENTIFIC. Latent Heat. The amount of beat lying latent in motion, and waiting only for the arrest of motion to become sensible, is suggested by Prof. Tyndall, the author of "Heat as a mode of mo tion," in this way: "The shock which would te created were the motion of the earth to cease would be sufficient not only to set the whole earth on fire and melt it, but also to convert it into a whole massof vapor. The heat would be equal to that derived from the combustion of 14 globes of coal, each equal to the earth in magni tude. And if after the stoppage or its motion the earth should fall into the sun. as it assuredly would, the amount of heat generated by the blow of con tact with the sun would be equal to that developed by the combustion of 5,604 orlds or solid carbon." Possibly, says the Indianapolis News, that star which recently appeared to burn out and become nebulous, as if re turning to its primordial condition, was halted in Its course by some disturbance and took fire from the effect of it. If the sun and its system were formed of Incandescent vapor set in motion, as La Place holds, and the arrest of motion produces heat, the natural suggestion of the relation would be that the heat of a halt of the earth would be sufficient to return the planet to its vaporiform state. It came out ol that state bv mo tion and stoppage of motion should send it back. The question then would be whether this gaseous condition would be pro duced so instantaneously as to prevent the earth from falling into the sun, as its gravitation would force it to do if its diurnal motion should cease and its dense condition should continue for any perceptible time. If it did fall the heat of the collision would vaporise it, and if it didn't it would be vaporized first. bo In any event everything would be gas, and the work of creation, or evolu tion rather, might begin again. For if one of the planets should be put out of place the rest would tumble out to gether, and the system go to 'staves" in no time. This, then, may of be one the dozen or so ways that the world is to come to an end. as tne neat or tne sun, Dy tne Tyndall theory, is maintained by the fall of meteorites, comets, vagrant, un known planets, and all sorts ol cosmical bodies into it, there is a color of reason in the fancy that some time this fuel of the system may be used up, and the sun go out. Then the world would come to an end for the want of heat, instead of too much heat, unless it and the other planets with it fall into the sun to gether, and then all will be vapor again. And thus creation and destruction, pre paratory to a fresh creation, keep going on forever. The system will rnn down and out in certain millions of centuries, and then it is wound up by being retured to the "primordial lire mist," and set to run through the same course again. This present solar system Is only one plane tary generation, and for all we know may not be the first, but the tne tentn or the hundreth, which gives one a big Idea or eternity. Xete improvements in the electric light will come Into sharp competition with M. Jablochkofl's inventions. But as he is still engaged in making his own contrivances more efficient, he is at least likely to keep even with the foremost. Among the recent inventions of this sort, which are favorably spoken of. Is a European one which operates by the expansion of a silverwire, that moves a train of wheel-work, so as to regulate the height of the carbons. In the Brush electric light recently shown before the Franklin Institute, of Philadelphia, the carbons are coated with copper, so as to diminish their rate of burning, and en able them to be made more slender; their regulation as to height being effected by a peculiar compensating machinery. The Brush magneto-elec tric machine was also exhibited before the Institute. A Lirerpool correspondent of The Eng lish Mechanic describes an engine in which gunpowder was to give the mo tive power. There was a cylinder etc., like the corresponding parts or a high pressure steam engine. Ouside the cylinder was a brass wire, heated by a lamp. The supply of gunpowder was in a hopper, from which a plug tap, re volving with the fly-wheel, carried a small quantity of gunpowder, and at a certain point in the movement dropped the portion of powder on the red-hot wire. The working of the engine is thus epitomized: "The theory was beautiful; but upon the first trial, un fortunately, the whole affair 'went otF so completely (very nearly taking father's head along with it) that be Met it went, and did not make any more Mr. Editon, the inventor of many im provements in telegraphy, is hard at at work In the endeavor to make the telephone record the sounds in trans mits. His apparatus at present consists chiefly or a steel point attached to the disk of a telephone, and pressing light ly on a strip of paper passed beneath the point at a uniform rate. The vibra tions of the disk are thus recorded, and can be translated. Mr. Edison has al ready achieved some success in this at tempt, but as yet finds difficulty with the more delicate vibrations. The in vention suggests an ultimate possibility of reporting a speech at distance, ver batim, without the need of shorthand. Pro, Pettenkofer, at the recent meet ing of the German Association of Na turalists at Munich, thus spoke of the duty of scientific investigators: "Na tural science has but to look for facts and truths, and need never busy itself about the immediate practical applica tion of what has been found, because for them alone it deserves the sympathy of the entire civilized world, and the means necessary for its culture and de velopment." We can do with the body all that we bave already done with the battery heat platinum wires, decompose water, magnetize iron, and detect a magnetic needle. A Campaign islander, When Dr. R. T. Pierce wu a candid ate for State Senator, hia political opponeuU pub lished a pretended analysis of his popular medicines, hoping thereby to prejudice the people against him. His election by an over whelming majontT severely rebuked his tra duce m, who sought to impeach hia business integrity. No notice would have been taken of these campaign lies were it not that some of bis enemies (aud every auceessf ul business man has his full quota of envious rivals) are republishing these bogus analyses. Numerous and most absurd formulas have been published, purporting to come from high authori y ; and it is a significant fact that no two have been alike conclu&Tely proving the dishonesty of their authors. The full. twin? ts from the Banaln Commrr. eial of Oct 23d. 1877 "Hardly a Awn yean arn he ( fr. Piercel rtnf here, a younc and unknown nian, almost friendless, with bo capital except his own manhood, which, however, included nlentv of brain and nlnck. in domitable perseverance, and inborn upruthineea. Capital enough for any young man. is this pnrea- veoonntry. if only be ha good health and halms aa well. He had all theae great natural adrantaree and one thing more, s gol .-duration. He had studied medicine aad been regular! licensed to practice an a physician. Bnt be was atill a student, fond of inves tigation and experiment. He discovered, or invented, imnortant remedial agenciea or CtanDomMla. Si a choosing to wait wearily for the sick and suflerlns to find out withont anybody to tell them I that he could do them good, he advertised his medicines and invited the whole proieasion. oi every school, to examine and pronounce judgment upou his formulaa. He adver tised litierallv. nrofueelr. but with extraordinary shrewdnetei. and with method which is in itself u lesson to ail wbo seek business by that perfectly legitimate means. His soccess has been Something marvelous so great indeed that it must be due to in trinsic merit in the articles be sells more even than to tale unparalleled skill in the use of printer ink. The 5 resent writer once asked a di.itingui.h-d di.fe-s.ing ruggist to explain the secret of the almost aniteniel demand for t'r. Pierce s medicines. He said they were in fact genuine medicines. such compounds as everv (f'od physician would preecribefor the diseases which they were advertised to enre. Of course, they cost leas than any druggist would charge for the same article supplied on s physician 'a prescription, and besides there waa the doctor's fee saved. Moreover, buying the drugs in sues enormous quantities, hav ing perfect apparatus for purifying and compounding the mixture, he could not only get better articles in the first place, but present the medicine in better form and cheaper than to same mixture could fua sibly be obtained from any other source. It may be thought that all this hat ing rsfnensw to Tr. Pierce's private business has no point whatever when considered in connection with the proper quali fications of s candidate for the Senate. Perhaps. But it is the fashion now. and will be for s fortnight more, with sundry journals, to make sneering allu sions to this very matter. After that brief period, tbey will be quite ready to go on doing his work as before, and aa always before, to speak of hia as s gnat subli beaeiaetur." DOMESTIC. Roast Via, to be nice, should not be less than three or more than six weeks old, and should weigh from eight to fourteen pounds. Wash It thoroughly with soda and water, then rinse it in salt and water, and finally In Clearwater; wipe dry inside and out, and fill with a dressing made of boiled potatoc mashed very smooth and beaten nntil light, with the addition of a generous piece of butter, two eggs, half a chopped onion, powdered sage, pepper and salt to taste; stuff the pig into a nice comfortable shape, sew up, the fore feet bent back-' ward and the hind feet rorward ; dust with flour, and put it In the dripping pan with a very little boiling water. Baste often with butter and salt water and the drippings, and when it begins to brown rub it very often with a lump of butter tied in a cloth. This will make the skin crisp and tender. Cook for two or three hours, according to the size; when done, set it for five minutes in a freezing cold place, then garnish with curled parsley and sliced lemon. Put a slice of lemon or small bouquet of flowers in the mouth, a garland of parsley round the neck, and trim the edge of the platter with plenty of parsley and lemon. Turn the drippings from the pan, leaving only a little; thicken this with a little flour; let it brown, then add water, wine, lemon juice, and salt and pepper to taste; let It boil until it thickens and strain it into a gravy boat. Always serve fresh-made apple sauce with roasted pig. Nw French Method of Washing. A new system of wa.-hinz has lately been introduced in some French towns which is worthy of special mention. Its economy Is so great as to reduce the cost to the following figures: Five centimes ( 't'l.) for a pair of drawers ; two and a half centimes (Jad.) for each shirt, and so on. This is the process: One kilo (two pounds) of soap is reduced with a little water to a sort of pap, which, having been slightly warmed, is cooled in forty-five liters (ten gallons) of water, to which Is added one spoonful of turpentine oil and two spoonfuls of ammonia; then the mixture is agitated. The water is kept at a temperature which may be borne by the hand. In this solution the white clothes are put, and left there for two hours before washing them with soap, taking care in the meantime to cover the tub. The solution may be warmed again and used once more, but it will be necessary to add half a spoonful of turpentine and another spoonful of ammonia. Once washed with soap, the clothes are put in warm water, and the blue is applied. This process, it is obvious, spares much time, much labor, and fuel, while it gives to the clothes a whiteness much sui-erior to that obtained by any other method, and the destructive use of the wash-b-ard or of pounding- is, not neces sary to clean the cloths from the Im purities which they contain. A Pretty Mantlepiecc Orxamext. A pretty ornament may be obtained by suspending an acorn by a piece of thread tied around it, within half an inch of the surface of some water contained in a vase, tumbler, or saucer, aud allow ing it to remain undisturbed for several weeks. It will soon burst open, and small roots will seek the water; a straight and taperinir stem as beauti ful as those of the oak. The water should be changed once a month, taking care to supply water of the same warmth ; bits of charcoal added to it will prevent the water from souring, If the little leaves burn yellow, put a grain of nitrate of ammonia in the utensil which holds the water, and it will renew thiir luxuriance. To Polish Shell Combs. Take a chamois skin, put a teaspoon ful of sperm oil in the centre and and rotten stone, as much as the oil will take up, Polish your comb, or other shell work, with the rotten stone and oil and finish with dry rotten stone, using the dry part of the chamois. Never wash your chamois; keep it for polishing; It will last for years. In delicate machinery, fine lock, jewelry, Ac, never use olive oil, or any other vegetable oils, nothing but the best sperm ; all others are dry ing oils, and instead of lubricating leave a gum that will soon ruin a machine or lock. Restoring the Color op Lace. Lace may be restored to its original white ness by first Ironing It slightly, then folding it and sewing it into a clean linen bag, which is placed lor twenty- four hours in pure olive oil. After wards the bag is to be boiled in a solu tion of soap and wrter for fifteen minutes, then well rinsed in lukewarm water, and final dipped into water con taining a slight proportion of starch. The lace is then to be taken from the bag and stretched on pins to dry. Red Ants. Wet a sponge with water in which some sugar has been dissolved; squeeze the sponge as dry as possible, saving the sugar water, and set the sponge where the ants infest. It will soon be full of them. Dip it in scalding water, which will kill the ants. Dip it again in the sugar water and set it. You will soon catch all the ants and destroy them. Ancient Origin of the Spanish Merino Sheep The invaluable race of the Spanish Merino Sheep is probably an inheri tance of Roman civilization. The race most prized by the Romans was called the Tar ren tine, from Tarren turn, a town settled by a Greek colony. Tbey were called also Greek sheep. Their wool was of exceeding fineness, and they were protected by coverings of skins, and were also carefully housed and often combed and bathed with oil and wine. Hence they were very delicate. Colum ella, the eminent agricultural writer of the Romans, who lived in the country before the Christian Era, reliteg (" De Re Rustica, Lib, VII, Chap. 2) that his paternal uncle, M. Columella, " a man who transported from Cadiz to bis farm lands, which were In Boetia, com pre. hending a part of the present province of Estramadura, some wild rams of admirable whiteness, brought from Africa, and crossed them with the cov eredorTarrentineewes. Their offspring which had the paternal whiteness, being put to paternal ewes produced rams with a fine fleece. The progeny of these again retained the softness of the dam and the whiteness of the sire and grandsire. Other agriculturists un doubtedly imitated. Columella and a stronger constitution was thus imparted to the flne-fleeced but delicate sheep of ancient Italy. That this improvement commenced in ancient Spain is further established by the testimony of Strabo, who says in bis account of the geogra phy of that country (Lib. Ill, Chap. 8) that in hia time, that of the Emperor Tiberius, wool of great fineness and beauty was exported from Uudilania, a part of Boetia, aud that the rams were sold in that province for improving the breed for a talent each, or about one thousand dollars. When the Roman Empire was over-run by the barbarians, the Tarrentine stock of Italy, being very tender, became extinct; bnt the improv ed stocks of Boetia, living In the moun tains, survived, and was perpetuated by the Moors, who, skilled in the textile arts, could appreciate its value. It still exists as the Merino of Spain. If this view is correct, the Merino race is the most important surviving relic of the material civilization of the Greeks and Romans. The Fleece and the Loom. , HUMOROUS. n..n To. net xa flanw." He Stood shivering around the central market, a drop of rain finding its way down his spinal column now and then. He recognized the fact that the season had closed, and mat sleeping uuuer "" had Iwmnn.a mill snrl mODOtOnOUS. I Ve got to lay out plans for the winter," he was heard musing as be dived into his empty Dockets. "I'm kinder 'frald that the public are sick of grasshopper and fire sufferers, and 1 know they are up to snuff on the dodge of the clergyman driven out of Arkansaw by the Ku klux. Let's see: I might be a Russian or a Turkish exile, but I can't talk the language. 1 might be a settler driven out of Idaho by the Injuns, but the war is ended. Ail these kerosene and gun powder accidents are old, the public don't care any more who gets hurt on railroads, and my eyes are too good to play on Diino. -oiuer uu wouldn't pay, the chestnut business is jw.i.1 .nj folks won't buv anv more toothache cure. Hang it, all the dodges are played, and here I am as hungry as a wolf and clothes are gone I It looks as if the day wasn't far off when we'll all bave to go to worn auu wear vui- selves down to the bone to get a living. Detroit Free Pre. "Well my son,' you have got into grammer, bave youf" said a proud sire to his thickest chip the other night. "Let me hear you compare some ad jective." Unip. All rignu uhuc, leas, iiwir, Ki klMmie Koaar mAW innrs. mreste " Ulg, viS,vs, ew, , Proud sire. "Hold on, sir, that's not right; you 'hln "Toe. tore, toast : snow, snore. snort; go, gore, gout; row.roar, rout" froud hire. "Stop, I say; those ad jectives " mp. ivriiia, urniia, umui, vu.u, chank, chunk; wink, wank, wuuk; think, thank, thunk " Proud Sire. "You infernal little fool! What in thunder " Chip. 'Good, better, best; wood, water, west; bad, wusser, wust; bile, bller, bust; sew, sewer, soup; pew, poor, pup, o-u-c-b ! oh, g-emlneutly, dad! 'Ouso-o! The outraged parent bad broken into the recitation with a boot-jack. "Children" said the teacher, address ing the inlant class. "Children, do you know you were all born In siu?' "Please sir," interrupted a little one, "I wasn't; I was born in New Orleans." "Well, that' the same thing," said the teacher, impatiently. "Don't inter rupt me any more." There had been a discussion about the cost of dress, and she waa wrathy. "It's all very well," she pouted, "for you to expect a woman to be an angel ; but I'd have you to know, sir, that I wouldi.'t be even an angel unless my wing could be cut goring. There, now !" "Father, Is 'Jack' abetter name than 'Johnr" "No, my son, 'Jack' is Inelegant. Sy John' always." "Well, father, I saw you sling that boot-John at cat last night out of the bath-room window." The son of a clergyman was deliver Ing a college valedictory, when, In pulling out his handkerchief, he pulled out a pack of cards, "liulloa!" he exclaimed, "I've got on my father's coat !" As a frightened darkey, chased by an infuriated bull, neared the bounda ries of the field, be enthusiastically ex claimed "Millions for de fence, but not one cent for de brute." When the industrious farmer makes souse out of a pig's ears, and ham out of his hind legs, he is literally making both ends meat. The Greeks are so courteous that they speak of a woman with big feet, pug nose and shrill voice as "a mistake of the angels." "Why didn't you insert ciy article?" asked a contributor ; "was it too longf" "No," replied the editor; "It was too narrow." Which la the most wonderful animal in the larra-yard t A pig, because he is killed first and cured afterward. "Jane, It is eleven o'clock. Tell that young man to shut the front door from the outside." Too enow why a lover's heart is like a whale? Of course. It is a secreter of great sighs. What letters of the alphabet are most like a Roman Emperor? The C's are. Hotel keepers are people we have to "put up with." A favorite age among Congressmen Mile-age. An accTiOMEER'a motto buy and buy. ACaatraat, If we were to be a.ked to say in one word the quality that more than any thing else marks English towns and all public places as compared with our own, we should have to say neatness. English streets are well paved and clean; English roads are well kept; English railway stations are in perfect order; English fieldsare trim and neat; English gardens, hedges, fences and law us, all exhibit care and oversight. English smoke and fog blackens and stains all the buildings, but English care more than compensates for this un avoidable evil. We are not so particu lar here. We have a clear atmosphere and brilliant skies, but we are all, so far as public places are concerned, sons and daughters of Shabby ville. This is more strange, because in our households no such reproach is true. There are no neater or better-kept homes anywhere than American homes, nor are any peo ple cleanlier or neater in their habits. It is wholly in public matters that this shabbiness we complain of exists; and this arises, of course, first, from the ueglect of the official persons v, e endow with handsome salaries for leaving un done the things they should do; and next, from a strange indifference on everybody's part to everything of a public nature, to everything that is not within his own private administration. Appleton't Journal. Brains anal Will. There are many men and women who are ill from want of brains. They sufler a voluntary decline because they do not possess the brain-power that can offer the blood any inducement to circulate. The blood does not want to be rushing :ibout when there is nothing going on in the man or woman that owns the blood. Why should the heart or lungs be toiling all day and all night when the person who owns those machines has no use for any new stock of tissues or blood ? Pluck is a wonderful agent in throwi rig oil" disease. A walk of five miles would cure many an occupant of the lounge. Will-power will surpass pill-power in uine cases out of ten. To hold a bottle of smelling salts in the hand on account of a headache is just the thing at times, but to-fling a pound of fruit cake out in the ailev, and then walk a furlong as a reward" for not eat ing the compound, Is nearly always a much better thing. Do Hens Beason. A ben made a nest in a box in the baggage car, and In the course of time had fifteen eggs and stuck to them through thick and thin night and day, except to step off the train occasionally to get food and water, and last Tuesday batched thirteen chickens, notwitbsUnd ing the rumbling, rolling process the eggs passed through, Mr. Sbriver (baggage master) says that after the sitting process began she would fre quently, when off the nest In search of food aud water, get left by the train at Shelby ville and sometimes at War trace, and on such occasions she would quiet ly wait for the train to return, and sometimes meet it when it came in sight and fly into the baggage car and get on the nest immediately. When the train stopped for wood she would sometimes fly out to get something to eat, and when the car bell rang she would fly back immediately. She would some times manifest her joy at the appearance of the train by cackling at a high rate. Mother and chickens are all doing well. ShelbjtilU Gazette. Bontetters Almanac, The edition for 1878 of the sterling Medical Annual, known as Hostetter'e Alma ac is now ready, and mav be obtained, free of cost, of druguuits and general country dealers in ail parts of the United btalen and Uritinh Amer ica, aud indeed in every c-.v.nzed poition of the Western Hemisphere. It combines, with the soundest pract ca advice for the preser vation and restoration of bealtti. a large amonnt of interest ng and amosinir hKiit reading, and the calendar, astronomical cal culations, chronological items. Ac, are pre pared with great care, and will be found en tirely accurate- Ttia inane of Hmtetters Almanac for 1878. in the English, German. French. Welsh. Norwegian. Swedish. Holland. Boh' mian and Hiianiab languages, will in all probability be the largest e Jit on of a medical work ever pnbUehrd in any country. Ihe proprietors, Messrs. Hoe tetter A Hmitn. Pilts bur.h. Fa., on receipt of a two cent stamp will forward a copy by mad to any person who cannot procure one in hi- neibboihood. Fobtt tears or kcccbw is sumcrlent evidence of the va ne of Schrnck's Pulmonic bynip as a cure for ConetimpUon. Coughs. Col la Hoarse ness. More Throat. It contains n J opium ; is pleasant to the taete. Fur sals by all DruggLita. vfL c.w. nrwejovjn rrxtar at CH n.WV CILrlLLS areprere4epresl lu care k Headache, Jiervons Headache. Ilvss-stic Medlar he. N-arala-ia. Nervonsnesa and Sleelene- and will careen, case. Price sue., jsuetaa-e tree. l-ild b all brauisW. UOca.2aa.kaJ S. Euuw at Baltimore others, a,sts)era, there. Don fail to procure MRS. WIN8LOW8 SOOTHING 8YBCP for all disesses of teeth ing In children. It relieves the child from pain, cures wind colic, regulates the bowela, and by giving relief and health to the child, gives rest to the mother. Tube is nothing noia acceptable ss a Christmas present than a nice collection of music We cal. vonr att ouon to the a.ver uaement of i. E"lit-onA Co.. tfii Chestnut Street. Philadelphia in Uuh Uwj announce two new bocks for the bol.dvy sesauii. one vocal, and the other ineunmeutai. Each Look baa ) to '250 pae- full elieei niu-ic s zr. and costs t'2 M in board. 3 in Cio.h. and 4 in Fine G lu Iney wiil a ud any of these books postpaid on reotii t of the price. Tbey aiso publish 25 sun-lar books, all of which we can reoomnwnd. If you are goiug to the city, call and examine tbeix aasoruuent ; if not, order b ma L Skin Uisei AH those troublesome scaly, idling, pimply, blotchy, biinud eruptions of the skin, d nom inated Tetter, Erytipela. Acne, etc that are so unsightly aud annoying, are quickly and effectually cured by the simple application of JJirtirW TrIUr Ointment, a remedy that has proved iistif to posse wonderful healing powers, curing hundr ds of caeea that ba 1 re sisted all other treatment, even that of the beet piofessional taient of the country. I: onls needs a trial to p. ore i:s virtue. Soldi! cetitH per box ; sent by mad for CO cts. JuHS.-rro.f, Uoixovil 4 Co., 602 Arch sL, Phil a. Thkoit. Skin. Stomach and Uter'ne diseases rnred for 25 yeare by lied i rd Alnm and Iodine Ma s. I'nce it. Proof upon application, lioi 1'Jti. 78 llaiu be, Lynchburg, Va. Bheaoaatlasw ttalekly Catresa. "Durang'a Rheumatic Remedy," the great Intmutl Mnlicine, wil! positively cure any case of rheumatism on the face of the earth. Price 1 a bottle six bottles. 5. 8oH bv all Drug gists. Hend for circular to Helphenntine A Rentier. I)rageuvt. Washington. D. C YEGETIHEjQ GCOD FOB THE CHILD BEN. Bosr it Ho vi, 14 Tvunt Smxrr.) IlOkTuN, April, lsIS. B. R. Stitex, Pear 8 r We feel ttiat the ch'Idren tn onr borne have, been gre.it ly oeneO ed bv the Vk,e tie you have so kindly given as from time to time, especially ihnev troubled w.lh the scro fula, with repevt. Has. N. WOIU1ELL, Matron. Vegetine Is Sold by all Druggists. ThiM riiis Aivtrrii'tuiu will onfrr tMvor nptn the Ailvrrttr ni ih Pahlt-lirr hT-ktalinsr that thpj- n w th iMlvr UMinirnl in llili jttiirnHl tuaming the pn.rr. ICE0SC0PES Mts-rie MrS,.-Pr-, .eta, it, licP"9. ThTTDin,--r t-it.i f. r I liiMr .tt. I stuffier. ! It A J- Hkt'K. V'l t kt m sal .Si Pkil- Iu writing, pit-- nirbtAwu this pttprr. B. F. DEWEES, Chestnut St., Philad'a. WJC ARE PREPARED TO OFFER THE CHEAPEST WOOL FLAXXELS EVER SOLD IX THE UXITED STATES, SOUGHT AT THE GREAT PEREMPTORY TRADE SALE, XOr. 15. All-wool Scarlet Flannels. inc, isc, ate, Mc, tne and ssc. The 9c irooda are worth So.-. All arvebeap. Very He. vy Frilled AlUwouls-arlei Flannels tr, Sic, tec, Kc. and Jc Tbe Mr. guods are worth He While Saxony Flannels, IsC, ltc, IPC. tDC, S0C, llC. 4SC. B0C, 60C. and TSC The Best Bargains ever Sold. Tard-wlde White lwche- Shaker Flannels, worth oe, atl-c; winthsto at use; worth be, at tic. Mixed Bine Frilled All-ol Flannel-, trie. Black Mixed Frilled All-woo Flannels. SI, . tine I'ase) All-wool Plaid Flannels, very wd', ric ; worth tc Felt Skirts. We h ive tn elepant aeaortrnenf of Fe:t Skirts, trimmed tn ifs.Hrvwnn, KavyB ues t Blacks, from Sue to S 90. Very nice All-wool goods at U aud upwards. Cheapest Dress Goods in the City. Fine Colored Cas' meres, ltc Fine Colored Cashmeres lac Keunebeck Bounties, ixt,c 811k Fl lkS Bouretten. IxXC BesutliOl KngiUh. Boa: ell en, t3c. stateliuv-e rmiiiur. ic; worth tr. Cloth- weight Maielasse. 3c ; Ketvnt price, live. All-wool Camel s Eair, liavy, taxk Green, Uray and Brown, xsc. 8end your orders for any krn of Dry Goods, COaapesa KW-va J ow vo vuuub. B. F. DEWEES, 725 ilicslnut Street, Philadelphia. GREAT rE3IA.Pr FOB AMERICAN SEWING MACHINES Henct for llltieit rated. PrloeIAats at COMPANY'S OFFICE, 1318 CHESTNUT STREET, PHILADELPHIA. MUSIC FOR THE MAYS. Elegant, Useful, Inexpensive. -THE IsCJiaHIwr ..- A Sew Colleetinn ef Vocal MasK, ate -THE CX,rTE ar tiEVl,- A !ew Collectiun of very Ck-dcs fiano Mosie. rr aa He-s awral Uaearr t. knows to all evvers t ninsie. Cnrto-1 SI knd e..ll-rte.o and ojlaioe the cre.es "llbe" solli.k-4. r..r of lherb.Me.-st of tb-e are WOULD llF SiHil." "UKM llr STRAlM. EM!Mr" rS'il.lMI Ni." OkHS OF Tllk. DASCK.'' Pries of above, IJ0. plain; l.eMh; fl. full gilt J. R. UlTrsOf '.. VXS t UKSTSCI Street. lOTH'L sws for Bovs ass I Girls' t Vnnns ana O.sl ; ! t rii' ISVItVIlOI. jnst tal ented, for them ! AVer Saw-tar, 5erWf 5?, Tera vn . Rnrtaf.iJrttas' .urrtael Lfeirttsl' All os one TaMnet Lathe, est W heels. Price frees a Is ajs. fUntl rents f, r paaea Erkaaial Baosr, Lowell, Mass. PRIME ERJOTBIENT FOR A YEAR. Less taaa 4 teals a Weak. Mike Haa Attractive kv fcitnslae ag THE SATUBDAI EVENING POST. Vs hicti f..r aiorv Ifeaai aa Tears has bees .be beet aawry. aba- BBS a wjssxiv a apsa 's me worei. iwiiUineeigiit .arse paveTntt si. lo'aane, sisnrly sr nt-a' on go.) paper, ni.eo with lb- choi. set si. -rise slid .ketches bl lbs best writers, sot aes-a iioosl traeb, bat such as s mother is witling to have her cbiurra read. The whole (one of ib- paper is elevating. It s.so contains U Ktoncal aasl Be r.ph lea. am-lea; tkieatilis; Agrksltsial aoS UoseebuM ie?partasenis; F e-ki m Article waetir. Ireeb aal an excelles : Humoroas Notes : Literary Reviews ; Jisws iotas ; Bovs sasl tiiris' Colasssa ; sad strong ana) rWklrag Editorials; ear... ate. It is east each s pepel aa everybody laves to mad. and the pnoa la only Two leuLLAKS A HEAR, orSUSIa rluoe. Sample cop tea free. Address, laabaTsanav KvasjiM rosT. ST n. 7lh3t., Fuon. With Irnprav and Cr-fli (VIcasTM I. J. MlICT.UnrlaaMttt IK., rat I I tV 'Mr tiaiTsmEtm Bad Aetmty te priM for ptMtf aa. IAsm wtwmtt UNBITALLED ! Oieslsr.fi ss Cetelerae.tSela SHU., .1 ae lasts. 1 ll fit ITTTD After fair trial snd severs tests n Kll I I tK waaawarded Centennial Prise MM VJ ' al. WHY IT 19 BIPkKloa TO COLUn.itL. Isc ll has no taste or assail, sad i. ea hsmuees aa water. 1- It at lisnid. Is saay te Laadrs. and a) aiiiad is cream belors coaming rd. It prodacea a col, resembling J use tiraea Batter. 4th. It M the only article that will sob tba batter and aot the baitermilk. Mb. It galbera the batter avatanale. Increase i the weight aeore than will pay for the coknr ased. It la the eeu ever known. Send year address oa postal sard for my receipt bosh. ess. I, tells bow to make batter, pack, preserve, extract ras cidity. Mas. B Bmia.Xtf Arch St.. P.O. lioinsM, Philadelphia, Pa (lKD AiEJlT:eenrt KV. I r splendid Ontht Tour owa name on cards. Ute.t srvles. terms liberal. Address ' PKIiiE. THE PRISTS. It, '' Centrevilla talia. sullivaa Co.. R 1 . PENSIONS f .V C M M A S if. A'egriyeeery prnmtmrr te Mi'led L aa X.V. l l i.O. Auu 'A.v.. rit' unujrm WOCSUBn. KrrrcKkD, ISJVHED ar DIS EASED SOLDItM-1. Al- HEW BOUXTT LAW JVe W aef'Sl fsswasol Addrtm (ana Stones) COL. X. W. riTZOtMALD, U. JL CLAIM ATTI, tar, D. C THE WEEKLY PRESS For 1878. FAM1LT AXD rARwrR!f jnrBSAL OF PESS STLVAN1A. TERMS: ai-a per year, postage prepaid. I.M per year, a-etae prep.M. L9 per year, posnure prepaid. The WEEKLY PRE: will be to Pennsylvania whut Pennsylvania le lo tne country solid, substan tial, and rick in rea.arces. srECUL FEATURES FOR 18T8. I. How. Jonv W. Foavrv will re abroad for Th Prsss this fall, and remain in Enr'P" in charge of oar Eon.pean !ep.irm-nt. His lispositl-'n letters l,,,m rris will be the heat and fullest published in any paper la tba L olled slates. II. Aaovvn nt Wapiti. Mr. T B. KAvnotjn Kaiw will ctintnbnte a series ol letters e-.verin-tits ear-ertencessnd travels aa Inspector ol IheCoueUletee ol the L'bitcd states over tbe whole world. III. Ma. W.W. SlViejwill rontrfbme a series of papers sketching his travels during the summer of WT aiuonc the hre-worhppin-tril'esiB New Mexico and the ruina of the buried Altec cities. IV Pa. R. fntt.Tn- MAcarvna will hare specie rharol the Llterery Department of the V. kslLt Pakes. V Ma. Twoaras Mrrnasf-Kebeet snthoriry m the Tn'ted Statee will have charge of the Agricultural Iiepartmeot. This eslahl sbee Thk Rani Paaas without a rival aa the farmer a kane paper. VI. MaBK-re Tall financial and commercial re ports, including the money, grain. Cotton, cattle, and g-tieral markets of the I'nlted Statee, with a weekly rev i. w ol the European niarketn Oth T.perial leaturee will be announced as they are provided for. TERHS TO CLUBS. tropics). 'tr. pM.. iO cki, 1 tr. P"vWuf pM. c. t a 1 ytmr. p!?-- pi.L Jlicai-a. 1 r. -tiut- uti1... T W .. 13 l Si vim 36 W U Sir ruptea, I year, pusi&tf p-od.. To th Mtr n of cial of ten or Bur to x:rm COpT 1 . 1 te l"-n . prnriBttMi cvp will D went to fell applicant with ont ihr. Alt d rit.tr. rbrks or mt fl.- order rh-ald b i.m.to pvbi tu thm orurr ol K. il. St-Vi:.. Jr., Trvtwiut-r. THE WEEKLY PEESS IS PrBLISHEtl EVERT SATrRTAT. BY THE PRE COMPANY. LIWITKn. 3. W. COR. SIV1MU AND CUKSTSl'T STS. PHiLangLrnta. $10 : $1000 invested in Wall Street stocks, makes rortuDee ever; month. Book sew frm exDlalnlne everv- thtne. Address P.AXTKK k CO- Bankers, 7 wall rree. Xew Vnrs $1.50 for 10c! aVSZVK?.i. foil ixe pages. Xew and popnlar. f.iTaeeii.'.nfl Yotn music. For sole by all newsdealers, or will be maed on receipt ot Uk:., by J. M. todoabt a Co., Pubs., Pliila. 1)uPtLAR PS.MPLK I A' RACE. C".MilS IXO FROM 7 TO t IMPORTED SCBAP PICTTJEES. For decorating Pottery. Scrap Bm.ka, As. Sent by Kail, Buet-tNUd. on receipt of 2ft cents. OsCAR W. Torsi). ho. go F.-urth street. Brooklys, D..K. T. FOR THK II RF OF AIL. h RON If TISE vSI S. Indoru by T 8. Arthur eiiil-r eJ H, ae M g Biite. Hon. V m. 1. hell) . M. t. and Bum? others of our well known ai.d t et cilutena. mm1 for onr Brochure. 1 pp. mailed tree hTs BkEV A Para, IllJUirnrrt St . Phila Pa. 6. H.Stmrkrt.J.M M It U. a. Fmun. fk.B. M D ryvyiiTAaBa ibo rmvt -Covvbi" show vAAAII Case will display yoar snde better than -uv other. Large assortment other sttlee cheap. 123 North Fol'RTH street. Philadelahia. 725 Extraordinary Bargains : "MnchMatelasse, 4oc; worth TV. Very Fine Double Width colored Casnmrres, trc : ba' beeut.J.c. Oood Dark tali, oes, ac Yard-wuls Cretoni.cs, t!c- I'nblea hed Canton llanneia c. Uood Bleached Canton Flauneds, to. Black Coods An Extra. Heavy and Fine Black Cashmere. U Inches wide, aL sc Black Drap D'Ete Cashmeres. Best and Cheapest Gnosis Importe Your esiwlai attention Is Invlt- d to this eels, bra'ed Black Cashmere. Fine. oft. very heavy, and cheap. Ifice irom 50c to $i. For aala oniv by us. nee tuvae before buying. w wm, Silk Velvets. Black and Colored. IS to tn $llb, tl 13n Btn.ti.tstn. FovsISS Holon.itse, xl in. wklc, txntv, , ; jo. it Cheapest In this el y. Wide Colored VeeS Brown Myrtle and Hum, worth ; prb, kqual in quality to Jiartow Goous itCloa In the market at $2 to. Merinoes. Lnpins r-eenon M. rlnoe worth tor at due. Lupius lieuch Mennuaa wurta si w or send for amuplea. Will send yon Use beat anil R. Ha . Ha DTSEXTERT, CHOLERA MORBUS, FEVER AXD AGUE, CVKTO aXP PREVENTED V RAD WAY'S READY RELIEF. RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, DIPHTHERIA, IXFLUEXZA, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATH 1X0, KKLIKVS.D IN A FEW MI.NUTKa BY RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. BOWEL COMPLAINTS. froseness. ' ! man. rh e Mor a .or al-k rui i bcbaie9 frui th bow tar at-ppej ;l h te n or tw n y ml ute9 by takl ir Kml 9 t eatv Ke iff. o ongesllon or liifl.imjna on, t ow'akn ssor laailu.c, U1 (olluw Ui. usa ol UieB.it it- lift. ACHES AND PAINS. For heads he, nether sir or enoai; rh n, mat ism lumi'iuro. ialna and weak rs In tns tuck, spine or kidneys; pains around Uie lv-r. pienrt-y. swei intra of he Joints, pains In tns bowe s, he r burn and pains ut all Mud. kauV w it's Kealy relief will alt r nime-ll te ea.-e, and Its continue nse lor a few dayseBext a permanent core. Price M cents. Ut. Ba'aiaj. EepMLi Pills, Perfr tly tasteless, eleirat.tly coated, for the -tire of a'l disoeder-i of the stomach. II er. bow. Ms. kidney. Mndder. nervous dieas-s. hei tche. const i pail n. ind!fr-tloa. dyspepsia, oil-louni-SH. till ous fever, nn.uurnailonof the now. sis, p lea, and ail deran einenis of the Internal n-o-ru minted to eHeci a positive cure. Price S3 cents per buz. DE. RADWAY'S Sarsaparilllan Resolvent The Great Blood Purifier, FOE TUX IXRK OF CHRONIC DIKAE, SCROFULA OR SYPHILITIC, HER EDITARY or CONTAGIOUS, IS IT SEATKD Et TEX Vmmgm ar fttaaaaek, Hkla ar Baaea, 1 leak ar aiarvaa, CORRUPTING THE SOLIDS AND VITIATING THE FLUIDS. Oh ontc Rhenmarlsm. nerofnla. Glandular Swelling. Racking l)iy Conch. Cajn-erous AHec t ona, e-rphilitic I'mr.pla M-i. Bleetline of the La; ks, Dysnep-ia. Watrr Brash, Tie Doloreux, hlte Selliii-.-s. Tumor-. I'l'-ers, Skin a id H:j D avases. M ervunal Diseases. Fem.tlectmipUlnt-, Gout. Dropsy, toll uheum. Bronchi 114, co.. aumpUco, Liver Complaint. &c. " Sot only does the Saruipaerflaan, Resolvent ei eel all reriiedl 1 airenis In the cure of t'hronli. s, n tulou-t Conniitu'lonal. and sain DLaraaes, but It Is the only positive cure lor Kidney and Bladder Complaints, mnarynnd Womb Diseases. Gravel. Diabetes. Drop y, fcioppare ol Water. Inconliiience ( i n e. Krtirli Disea-. Al' onlnuna and In a 1 rases where there are brtck-dusi d- osits. or iti aiei is thick, cloudy, mixed with sutHatKi like the nhite o an evg, or threads like whit silk, or there is a morltki dark, b Uous ppeav ance and white bone-dust deDoslt. and wtiea there is pricking, burning sensai on w en passim? water, and pain In the smal. of the hack and lone tb- Wins, soid by druggists, r KICK ONE DOl.l.AB. Of Ten Years' Growth CURED BY DUMMIES HAVE HAD AN OVARIAN TU MOR IN TUE OVARIES AXD BOW. ELS FOR TEN YEARS. Aim Aasoa, Dec. IT, 1ST3. D. RaDwav : That others may be benefited. I make 1 bis si atement 1 have h id a - O ar an T imor in the ovaries and bowels t r ten years, I tn- d the be t phy 91. lans of this place and oih- rs w ihout any beueiit. It was rowlnir at such rapidity mat I rould not have lived mil b longer. A ineml of mine induced me 10 try Kaday"s R metUes. 1 had not much laith In them, but hnaiiy, alter BiUch deliiieratl n, I tried them. 1 leel De let tly well, and my heart Is fall "f eramude to UkI for th s belp in my deep affllo lion. lo you. Si r, and your wonderful nietikine, I leel deeply Indented, and my prayer Is itwt it may be . s ini.cn of a bleaninir to others as 11 tu been to me. (signed) Mas. K C Bissisa Mrs. B.bbl'S. who makes the ahove cer tncate. Is tn person for whom 1 requested you to -end II eli.iue In June IsM. The medl ines abote staled ere bought of me, with ihe exception of what was sent 10 her by you I may sa that her statement ts correct without a qualitlcaUon. (Signed) L. a. Lama. Pruirelst and chemist, Ann Arbor. Mich. 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