Y-v-:.:; THE 005STITUTIOH THE TJ5I01I-AHD THE E5F0R0EME5T OF THE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. - fc '.t -'B 1 ' f y i i VOL. XXXI. MIFFLIN1WN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1, 1877. NO. 31. TA V-A V YA V Pf-Cv Y II I 15 r li II W f I I ,Lk C III TBS BUSS MAS 15D TEE Lill 0H1 raox tu GUUfAS of aium One day a blind nu chanced to Meet A one hmpiiig ia the street ; Tbe former hoped with fond del ght The Utter would coudaet him right. The lsme man cried, "Lend aid to thee? I cannot walk, unhappy me ' And yet, methinks. to bear a load . - .. Thou baat good shoulders, strong and broad. It tfaonlt resolve to bear me hence. ' - IU be thy guide as recompense ; . Thy firm, strong fojt will then be nune. ' . And my bright eye bs also thiua." The lame man. with his crutches, ro im Upon the bixni mau's ebooldera broad. ' United thus achieved the pair , , What each would have accomplished ne ar. The gifts of others t'.iou hasi not. While others want wht thou hast got ; . And from this imperfection spriugs t The good that social virtue brina. If other men the gif ta possessed With which by nature I am blessed. s Their care but for themselves would bs They ne'er would waste a thought on ma. Plague not the gods with wail and cry ! The gifts which they to thee deny. And give another, profit tbee ; Ws need but sociability. Nellie Austin. "Have you heard that Mr. Staib Is going to leave us?" asked a friend of Settle Austin, as they met on the street. "No; it cannot be true," replied Net tle, with a perceptible start. "I heard it from his own lips; he is going to Louisville. Have you given him orders to go, Nettie?" The dark red color showed itself tremulously on her cheek and then died away. "I have nothing to do with Mr. Staib's goings or comings. Excuse my haste, but 1 must bid you good morn ing." And the friends separated. Nettie Austin was au orphan and heiress, and at home in the best circles of Ow enshoro". Clever, cultivated and brilliant all called her; handsome, too. she was; tall, well-formed, with heavy braids of dark hair, and hazel eyes, whose depths could hold the saddest, f;w"r:, dreamiest look possible. Of course she was admired by the op posite sex. There was but one of them whom she had ever cared for, and that was Ixmis Staib. She had loved him so long that she could not remember a time when he was nothing to her. His circumstances were far from being op ulent; aud he did not pretend to move in Owensboro's test society. Those who pretended to know, called him the finest looking man in town; and there was but one voice in regard to his emi nently sensible, sterling qualities. These things, coupled with his whole souled nature, made of him a man as liable to win a woman'' heart as any about him. He had worshipped Nellie Austin afar off since they were children to gether. In his boyish days he bad looked forward to a time when he would offer her a name made famous by the wonders he would achieve in science. He had given all that up now ; for he had been left fatherless, w ith a legacy of little brothers and sisters to care for. ' "I w ill never be able to win her now he had said then, "but I shall always love her." A few evenings after Nettie had heard of Mr. Staib's intention to leave the place, he called upou her. A few min utes after she had heard of his presence in the parlor, her hand was clasped by him In friendly greeting. "1 have called to bid you good-by, Miss Austin." "Then It is true that you are going away?" "Yea, 1 am going." "I think for old friendship's sake vou micbt bare acquainted me with your intention before." "Why, Miss Austin," as a surprised, joyous look came Into his face, "I had no idea you would take the least inter est In my affairs." "Whv do vou eo. Mr. Staib? Will your business prosper?" "Not as well, I fear." "Then why do you go?" "Pardon me I cannot tell you?" How he wished he dared tell her that he could not star w here he was liable to see her day after dav in the company of a man whom the world called her accented lover ! ' He wanted her to know that he loved her. But he would not risk the scorn of the stately, beau tiful w oman sitting so near him. "1 shall make a fool of myself if 1 star five minutes loneer ," thought Maii); so, rising, he held out his band, saying, "I will not detain you longer, Miss Austin, and will bid you good-by Nettie knew tliat every drop of blood had left her face ; for a moment she was powerk-ss to speak. She had en tered that room so exultant, feeling sure that at last the hour bad co.ue w hen the one she had so long loved would tell her how dear she was to him. And now this was the end of it. She arose aud held out her hand. "Good-bye, Mr. Sulb." How far awav and unnatural her voice sounded ! '- Louis Staib looked at the pallid white face, and a great hoie leaped in his heart. He held the cold hand more firmly, and there was an Involuntary pathos iu his voice as he mid, : : 1 "Nettie, Nettie, rvwt surely do not care for my going?" ' - "Care? Why should I?" the an swered, haughtily, chagrined to think he should guess her onreturned love. "I am sure I do not know," said Staib. "Once again, then, good-by." She closed the door after him, and stood listening to the retreating foot rtep,. They died away. She went to ' her room then, staggering as, though she had received a blow. -As-fhe opened the door, and the light-"" and warmth streamed out, she put her hand to her head with a dazed feeling, and thought, - i "Hit possible I am the girl who came out here not a half hour ago? I thought, poor fool ! that I was going dow n to a new life; and so I did," she moaned, bitterly, "to a life that I wish death would this minute free me from. The worst of all is that he could not but see that I loved him ; and he pitied me. 3ut I can remedy that," she ex claimed, after a few minutes of deep thoDght. "I'll cause him to think that he is mistaken. To-morrow I'll accept Clarence Preetou. lie w ill get all that he . seeks my hand and money. Heavens S w hat a life to lead ; but I can endure it; anything is better than to know that he U pitying me. Oh, Louis, Louis, my first, my last, my only love. snail l ever be able to cast you out of my heart?" . The next day Clarence Preston ceived a note from Miss Austin, askiu him to call that evening. " ell," he said, as he eutered the room where she was waiting to receiv him, "the fates are propitious; I am to have one more interview with you seems." "es," said Nettie, "strictly a bus ness one." "Iam all attention; proceed." lh you remember what 1 told vou the last time we met ? "I shall not be very apt to forget it. he replied, as his face darkened "I have changed my mind since then Mr. Preston. "You surely do not mean. Netti Austin, that you will be my wife?" "That is exactly what I do mean "My own darling" "There, Mr. Preston, that ill suffice You are a poor actor, and I will excuse you from that part of the ceremony. It suits you to marry me ; it suits me to marry you. This Is all there is of it We are both too sensible to go In rap tures over so common-place an a flair "So be it. Miss Austin, if it please: you best." "Thank you; aud now, as I have a compiisneu what 1 wanted in sending for you, you will excuse me from en tertaiuing you this evening, and after ward call at your pleasure." tenantry, ne sain, rising to go, "I shall i-ome and go at your bidding aud be only too happv to be able to oblige you. Good-evening." t larem-e freston was a rising young lawyer of the" place. Ambitious and poor, anxious to build himself up more rapidly than his limited means would allow, he coveted Miss Austin's fortune and had long been a suitor for her hand. No encouragement had he ever received from her until the night that she gave herself to him Nettie Austin felt that by engaging herself she accomplished all that she had intended ber marriage to do; so she concluded to defer that as long as possible. "The last month of her "freedom," as she termed it, was spent in Cleve land. On her homeward trip, the train she was on went down broken bridge She was dragged out and carried away in half-conscious state, with this wish uppermost in her mind : that she had passed from earth and escaped the dreary life that aw aited her. She was cared for, and when asked to tell the name of some friend whom she wished sent for, she gave the name and address of the only one that occu pied her thoughts now Louis Staib came in answer to the telegram. "Who hag sent for me?" he asked on his arrival. "A lady; step in that room across the hall, and see if you recognize her Another minute and he was in the presence of the woman he loved. "Mr God!" he exclaimed. "It is Miss Austin!" She heard his voice, and turned her head toward him, while her face grew perfectly radiant with happiness. "Do rou know me?" he asked, as he took her hand. "Know you? Certainly. I feel as though I had been in a new world for a few days. It only needed the light of a face that I knew to bring me back again. I know what has happened; but how came you here?" "Didn't you send forme?" Send for rou ! You are the last person in the world that I would have sent for. He looked at her a moment, and thought that she was never half so dear to him as she was then in her helpless- nesa, with that sad, tired look in her . . . . i , j . eves, it was more man ne couiu uo io keep from saying, . "Miss Austin, do you hate me? He was sitting beside her, and in answer she reached up her thin, white hand, and passed it caressingly through his dark hair. He looked his surprise, while the blood leaped through his veins, and flooded his face, which was now bent over hers, as he asked huskily, "Nettie, Nettle, what do you mean? "That I do not hate you," she said, turnine awav her head. Fool idiot-that I am, he exclaimed as he drew away from her, "to dream for one second, that rou could have meant more?" She looked at him now w ith w ide nnenevea: the W noie trutn came iw i i her. "He loves me!" she said joyously to herself. "He has loved me all along, and would not tell me of It." She reached out both hands this time and drew his face to hers, w hispering "I do mean more. Oh, Louis, Louis, how blind you have been not to have seen that I have always loved you !" Is that true, Nettie ?" he said almost fiercely, as he nnclasped her arms. "Do not trifle w ith me. 1 have worsnippeu you all my life; aud to come so near the prize, and then lose it, is more than I can eadure." "He needed only to look in her eyes to receive the answer he wanted.'" It is true, Nettie!.. Thank God, it is true L .la It wonder that I doubted ? It seems like a glorious dream, from awaken and find my . "To think, Louis, how miserable we have both made ourselves! Only an hour ago I wanted to be dead." . "But you will not die now, my darl ing! l ou shall live to know by my life how thankful I am for this precious gin." "Louis," said Nettle, a few mornings alter she sat in an easy chair, making, her lover thought, a very beautiful convalescent, "Next Wednesday is my wedding day." "Nettie," said Staib, looking his sur prise, "you are a darling to name so early a day. I wanted it to be so, but scarcely dared to ask It." She raised her hands deprecatingly as she spoke, and then hid her face from him in them. "Why, Nettie," continued her lover, as he laughingly imprisoned her hands, "you need not care: we will be mar ried to-dar, if rou say so. You took me by surprise, that was all ; and I could not help expressing it ; there is no need for you to look so confused." "Oh, Louis, how provoking of you to think I could have meant our wedding day!" " "You said yours, dear." "Yes. but not yours." "What do you mean, Nettie?" said Staib, w ith a grave face. "You are so stupid! You must surely know. Next Wednesday Is the day set for me to become Mrs. Preston." "Nettie," said Staib, "you do not know- what rou are talking about." Nettie Austin looked up now, and saw that every vestige of color had left her lover's face. She began to com prehend tnat he was Indeed ignorant of her promise and arrangements to marry Preston. "Why, Louis," she said, w ith a trou bled face, "I did not think it worth w bile to explain it to you. The sub ject wu hateful, and I took it for granted that you knew all about it." And so you are to marry him?" said Ixuis Staib, in a voice so changed that Nettie scarcely recognized it. "No, Louis; I intend to write to-day and offer a price for my hand, which is promised him. I know him too well to fear he will not accept it." "Oh, Nettie, to think of. you being the promised w rife of another aud affi anced to me at the same time!" 'Indeed, ou are a little too fast Mr. Staib. I promised to be Preston's wife but not yours." Nettie Austin !" How could I promise." said Nettie, turning half away from him, "when you have never yet asked ?" She was in her lover's arms the next second. You know very well, darling," he said, kissing the face that was trying to hide from him, "that I have told you over aud over again that I loved vou aud that you were mine forever." "Yes, Louis, I know, but you " "Oh, I begin to understand. You want me, as Maud Muller says, to ask you as they do in books. Well, dear, will you be my wife?" "Nonsense, Louis ! Of course I want to be asked ; and of course " "Well, Nettie, of course what ?" "I'll be your wife." "Thank you darling; now make me as happy as I was a half-hour ago by setting au early wedding-day." " That was stupid of you, Louis !" "Well," said Louis, laughing, "for give me, and I'll set the day this time l ou will hear from Preston, to-mor row, and we will be married on his day after all." So, on the Wednesday set, Owens- boro was put in a little uproar of talk and excitement ; for In the church, at the hour appointed for Nettie to be come Mrs. Preston, she walked up the aisle with Louis Staib, whom, before she walked back, she promised to love, honor and obey, The strangest part of all, the gossips said, was that Clarence Preston was the first one to offer the happy pair congratulations. No one guessed how Nettie had man aged affairs, even when the young lawyer announced to his friends that he was the possessor of suddenly ac quired wealth. Prejudices. The past generation of Englishmen has been so generous to Jews that we should be ungrateful If we accused cul tured Englishmen of the present day of being consciously repelled by the idea of a poor Jew being worthy of admira tion. But 15 centuries of hatred are not to be wiped out by any legislative enactment. Noon can say that the fact of a man being a Jew makes no more difference in other men.s minds than if he were (say) a Wesleyan. There yet remains a deep unconscious under current of prejudice against the Jew which conscientious Englishmen have often to fight against as part of that lower nature, a survival of the less per fect development of our ancestors which m pedes the ascent of men. Along with this unconscious Judaeophobia there has gone the Intellectual element of a tacit assumption that modern Judaism is a lifeless code of ritual instead of a living body of religious truth. Mae- millan'i Jfagmine. After Breakfast. There Is no period at which the feei ng of leisure is more delightful one than after breakfast on a summer morning in the country. It la a slavish and painful thing to know that instant- vou rise from the breakfast table you must take to your work. In that state your mind will be fretting and worrying away all the time the hurried meal lasts. It is delightful to breakfast leisurely; then go out and gaunter in the garden ; walk down to the water and give the dogs a swim; sketch out a kite, to be completed lu the evening; to stick up new colored picture in the nursery, and to do thia and more with the sense that then is no neglect that you can easuy ovenasw una; work. Jrtlng. w hich I shall treasure gone.' Changes la ths Moon. Although the moon may be regarded a to all intents and purposes dead, it must not be supposed that no change whatever take place upon her surface. On the contrary, some of the peculiari ties of the moon' condition must tend to cause even more rapid changes of certain orders than take place in the case of our earth. Thus the great length of the lunar day, and the moon's waterless condition and rare atmos phere, must help to cause a compara tively rapid crumbling of the moon's surface. During the long aud Intensely hot luuar day the rock substance of the moon's surface must expand consider ably, for it Is raised to a degree of beat exceeding that of boiling water. During the long luuar night the surface is ex posed to a degree of refrigeration far exceeding that of the bitterest winter in the arctic regions, and must contract correspondingly. This alternate ex pansion and contraction must gradually crumble away all the loftiest and steep est portions of the moon's surface and will doubtless, In the long run that Is, some few hundreds of millions of years hence destroy all the most marked Ir regularities of the moon's surface. The cause of change which have been recognized by telescopists who have carefully studied the moon's surface may all, without exception, be referred to this process of gradual, but steady. disintegration. The most remarkable case hitherto known, for example, the disappearance of the lutar crater Linne, i far better explained in this way than as the result of volcanic outburst. This case has re cently been described as follows by the present writer: In the lunar sea of se renity there was once a deep crater, nearly seven miles across, a very dis tinct and obvious feature, even with the small telescope (less than four inches in aperture) used by Beer and Madler in farming their celebrated chart. But, ten years ago, the astron omer Schmidt, a selenographer of selen ographers (who has, in fact, given the best energies of his life to moon-gazing), found this crater missing. When he announced the fact to the scientific world, other astronomers, with very powerful Instruments, looked for the crater which had been so clearly eeh with Madler's small telescope; but though they found a crater, it was nothing like the crater described by Madler. The present crater is scarcely two miles in diameter and only just visible with powerful telescopes. All : around it there is a shallow depression occupying a region about as large as the whole crater had been before. seems impossible to doubt that a great change has taken place here, and the question arises whether the change has been produced by volcanic activity or otherwise. Sir John llerschel pro nounced somewhat confidently In favor of the former hypothesis. "The most plausible conjecture," said he, "as to the caue of this disappearance seems to be the filling up of the crater from beneath, by au effusion of viscous lava, which, overflowing the rim on all sides, may have so flowed down the outer lope as to eflace its rugged ness, aud convert it into a gradual declivity cast ing no stray shadows. "But how tre mendous the volcanic energy," we note in the passage referred to, "required to fill with lava a crater nearly seven miles In diameter, and more than half a mile deep. The volcanic hypothesis seems on this account utterly iucredi- ble, for if such energy resided in the moon's interior we should find her whole surface continually changing, Far more probable seems the idea that the wall of this crater has simply fallen lu, scattering its fragments over what had once been the floor of the crater tne forces at work In the moon are quite conipeteut to throw down steep crater walls like those which seem formerly to have girt about this deep cavity." Cornkill Magazine. Saplas as it Is. If the human aud outward life of Naples is Interesting from Its variety and color, the things which are to be seen there and the places to visit the treasures or art and- the beauties of nature are beyond the power of words to render in anything like their perfection of glory and grandeur. The museum alone would justify a whole volume of eulogies ; and, after all had been said, what would there not remain of subtile and untranslatable beauty in that exquisite fragment of the Psyche surely the very idea of budding maiden hoodin the enus of Capula and the Faruesse Flora; in the majestic figure of -Cschines and the playful fancies of the Nereid on her sea horse aud the Cupid diving with the dolphin; in that pathetic table of four small figures the wounded Gaul, (something like the dying Gladiator in Rome), the dying Amazon, the dead Persian, and the dead Titan taken from the votive offerings on the Athenian Acropolis which were the present of Attains? That museum of Naples a place to be visited lovingly aud often is a subject to be avoided by all writers who un derstand the futility of language and the unelastlcity of space. But were nothing else to be seen hereabouts, it would be worth the whole iourney from England to this beautiful bay "a fragrant of heaven to earth vouchsafed" simply to study such masterpiece as the old workers in bronze and marble have left us, and which it possesses. But add to this such a view as that of San Martino, from Camaldoli, from the Chiara Itself ; and the quaint things to be found in the churches; and even the oddity of the superstitions; and the ex cursions to be made to the countries lying around and one can understand how the old saying came to be taken seriously, and the " Vedi Xapoli poi tort" waa a recognized confession of unapproachable superiority. Take that little excursion to Camal doli alone what a charming afternoon it gives one! Those who like can hire donkeys or the four miles which lie between the stopping place or ,the car riage and the monastery; but those who cau walk there and hack had bit ter do so, if they care fur the sweet wild flower that grow in profusion along the banks and in the wood, and also to make little side dashes for beau tiful peep where even a mule' sure feet would scarcely carry him. There la plenty of time for resting In the gar dens of the monastery when you get there. An old monk one of the four survivors of the once flourishing estab lishment, who are suffered to finish their lives as they have begun, but without successors who will come to you In hi white woolen robe as you s on the marble bench that looks across the bay to Ischla and Proclda, an point out the objects of historic Interest In the bay. Such a view as this can scarcely be seen iu the whole world, and there are different versions of it from differen points, but all beautiful. One other version is from the windows of the Carthusian monastery of St. Martino, just below tbe castle of St. Elmo, whence the town is seen spread out like a gigantic map below you the flat roofs where the women lounge or work, gossip or stare, and the glittering gold ar.d blue tiled cupolas of the churches giving it a curious Oriental look. The museum of the convent is well worth seeing, and there are grand old pictures and wood carvlnirs and mosaics iu the churches, chapels, etc Some roses of Egyptian granite are es pecially commendable in the way of carved marble, and the mosalo pave ment and high altar are payment sutfi cieut for the drive, if it has been trouble. Of the churches, however those 300 churches the most notable are the cathedrals, Santa Chiara and Santa Maria del Carmine. In Santa Clara which is wonderfully rich and elabor ate, but the reverse of beautiful, are some line got hie monuments; that ol Robert the Wise (J. 1343;, and executed by Masculo II., Is a masterpiece. But it is set behind the high altar, so that you can only see it by climbing up i rickety little stair with a slender hand rail not suited to the grasp of a stout shortsighted or nervous woman. When you get on the platform behind the altar and can examine the details of the work, it is a flue thing to see; and like all the rest, pays for the trouble of see ing it. Else the coarse traces of gild ing, and the spraw ling boys holding up medallions, holy water, shells and var ious things after the manner of those in St. Peter's at Rome, are not in the most refined state. The Cathedral or Duomo of l'Arciv- escovado, as it is called, with its lofty towers and pointed arches, Is rich in tine pictures and historic monuments, At Santa Maria del Carmine we have the fine statue of poor young Conradin, the last of the llohenstaulen, made by Schopf, of Munich, after a design by Thorwalsen, and placed there iu 1S47 by Maximilian II., of Bavaria, when Crown Prince. The tomb was orii natly behind the high altar, but now what little dust remains of the unfor tunate youth lies beneath the statue. It is said by some, and denied by others, that Masaueillo is buried in this church, at all events, in the Largo del Mercato close by, the largest of the three foun tains Is called Fontana dl Masantello, to commemorate the rebellion in 164 and It was on this spot that Conradin was executed. These are but a few of the attractions of Naples. London Queen. The Hague. The Hague Is the most fashionable, the handsomest, aud the most modern looking towu in Holland. It is the res! dence of the court. Here the King has his palace within the town, and the Queen her palace in the woods. The latter Is reached by a short but delight ful drive, amid treee w hich shelter you from the glare of the sunshine. It is not a large house, and it is built after a very straggling style of architecture; but the portiou iuhabited by the Queen is fitted up with an exquisite taste and refinement that eclipses many palaces of far greater pretensions to gorgeous- ness and grandeur. One of the few pictures in tbe Japanese saloon was a portrait of Motley, show ing a refined intellectual face, but scarcely doing justice to the expression of the eyes. The Queen is universally beloved aud reverenced for her great virtue, piety, aud amiability ; but she lives a some what retired aud secluded life. The King aud Queen rarely meet. The appearance of the Hague is quite different from that of any other towu in Holland. There is an atmosphere of fashion and gayety about its broad. well-built streets suggestive of a small Paris or Berlin ; au atmosphere which the presence of a court invariably con fers. Signs of wealth, too .fire manifold. Fashionable equipages abound, as well appointed as any to be found iu Hyde Park during the Londo'i season. Ladies dress as luxuriously as those of Paris; and possibly the small rivalries and jealousies that reign in the two great capitals are not absent here. Human nature is much the same all the world over, and like causes bring forth simi lar results. One of the chief attractions of the Hague is its admirable picture-gallery, containing some of the finest examples of the Dutch school to be met with in the wide world. Paul Potter's famous Bull is once more here in safe posses sion. It was carried away to the Lou vre, and kept there a considerable time as one of its chiefest attractions. It is a picture great in size and stupendous In execution, faithful to the very life. One wonders at the amazing vigor pos sessed by so young man ; a man, too, whose constitution yielded to consump tion before he reached his thirtieth year. In the firm set of the lips, and the general outline or the profile, as seen in his bust, there is something which reminds one slightly or Gustave Dore. There are few who have not seen or heard of Paul Potter's Bull, for it has been produced in oleographs and engravings without number. Slavts of tbe Ring engaged maiden. The Embroidery of Hlrturr. One of the bits of history most famil iar to Americans Is Jackson's battle of New Orleans, where, from behind hi breastwork or cotton bales (a material which the enemy's cannon could not pierce), he repulsed with prodigious slaughter Packenham'a veterans, fresh from their European victories. Thl story of the rampart of cotton, as re lated In both English and American histories, is, however, purely apocry phal. Its origin seems to have been the fact that, many days before tbe battle of January 8 (for Jacksou's troops had been working steadily at the intrench ments since Christmas), about fifty cot ton bales were taken out of a neighbor ing flat-boat and thrown Into a line of earthworks to increase its bulk. About a week before the assault, in a prelimi nary skirmish, as Walker tells us Iu his "Jackson and New Orleans," the ene my's balls, striking one of these bales, knocked It out of the mound, set tire to the cotton, and sent it flying about, to the great danger of the ammunition All the bales were consequently re moved. "After this," coutiuues the ac count, "no cotton bales were ever used In the breastwork' the mound was composed entirely of earth dug from the canal and the field in the rear. The experiment of using cotton and other articles In raising the embankment hud been discarded." Again, for eighteen years after this battle it w as gospel w ith lis that the British officers at dawn "promised their troops a plentiful dinner in New Orleans, and gave them 'Booty and beauty' as the parole ai.J countersign of the day." In 1833 General Lambert and four other officers, w ho had been engaged ill the luckless expedition, d nied this story, which accordingly has meusnrablv vanished out of history The absurd fictiou of the "Booty and beauty" w atchw ord reappears.however, at intervals iu our own civil war, ascribed to General Beauregard aud other Confederate officers. Our ancestors, also, used to enjoy the story of Putnam's exploit at Horseneck. w here he escaped from a party of Try oil's troojR-rs by forcing his horse dow u a nilit or seventv steps (another ac count swells thriu to a hundred) that for.;i"d the stairw ay by w hich the vil lagers aseended to the church ou the brow of the hill. This is the narrative in Teiers' '-Historv of Connecticut, book w hich Dw ight calls "a mass of follv and fasehood." The storv of the stairway is sheer fabrication, founded on the fact that common stones here and there aided the villagers to ascend the hill; yet there exist pictures of Putnam charging down a long tier of steps as well defined and regular as those of the cnpitol at Washington w hile the discomfited dragoons at the top mr iu a volley that doe not harm him. A partial parallel to this exaggeration may be round in the current descrip tions of "Sheridan's Ride," at Win chester, a solid exploit, brilliantly touched up in Buchanan Read's verse. concerning which last the great cavalry general Is said to have jocosely re marked that if the bard had seen the horse, he never would have written the poem. (iaLisy. Cooke aud Mathews. One night Mathews having played Xorthmi to Cooke's Sir Ar?hy Mucsnr- casnt in Maeklin s "Love a la Mode" much to the tatter's satisfaction, he was nvited to Blip and share a jug of whis key punch in the tragedian's room. The young novice delightedly accepted the nvitaiion, thinking himself much hon ored, and tailed not to pour forth tliose laudations uon his host's talents which w ere so grateful to George Frederick's ears. One jug or punch was quickly emptied aud a second filled, and Cooke began to prai.-e his guest in a patron- zing way. "You are young," he said. and want some one to advise and guide you. Take my w ord for it, there is nothing like industry aud sobriety. In our profession, dissipation is the bane of youth, villainous company, low company, leads them from study," etc. Holding forth thus, the jug of punch continued to disappear with ever increased rapidity. Mathews arose to leave, but was pushed back into his seat again. "You shau t stir; we'll have one more cruiskeen lawn, my dear fellow, and then you shall go to bed," said the tragedian, now grow ing very runk. "You don't know me. The world don't know me. Many an hour that they suppose I have wasted in drinking I have devoted to the study of my profession, the passions aud all their variations, their nice and imper ceptible gradations. You shall see me lelineate the passions of the human mind by facial expression." The power of the whiskey, however acting in di rect opposition to the will on his strong ud flexible features produced contor tions and distortions of which he wa nsensible. Mathews, a litttle hazy himself from the potent liquor, half larmed, and yet with difficulty re pressing hit laughter at these extra-, ordinary grimaces, sat staring at him, endeavoring to understand these deline- tions, and wUhing himself out of the room. After each horrible race, tooke demanded with an air of intense self- pproval,"Well, Sir, and what is that?'' It's very fine, Sir," answered Math ews, without the remotest conception hat he should say. "Yes, but what is !" "Well a oh, yes anger?" You're a blockhead," roared the ragedian; "the whisky has muddled your brains. IU rear rear, Mr." hen followed more contortions and more questions, but Mathews never guessed right. "Now, Sir," said the ngry delineator at last, "I will show you something you cannot possibly mis take." And he made a hideous face, compounded of Satanic malignancy and the leering of a drunken satyr. "What's that, Sir?" That? oh, revenge!" Dolt, idiot! despite o'erwhelm tbee," burst forth Cooke, furiously ; "its love!" This was too much, and forgetful of consequences, Mathews fell back In his chair and roared with laughter. "What, Sir! Do you laugh? Am I not George Frederick Cooke? born to command 1,000 slaves like thee?" Mathews Immediately apologized, aver ring that the punch had stupilled htm This modified his host's iudignatiou and finding the Jug empty he called for his landlady to refill it. But he had faithfully promised the previous one should be the last, aud Mrs. Burn In tended to keep htm to his word. "Sure, Mr. Cooke," she auswered from below. "I am gone to bed, and you can't have any more to-night." "Indeed, but I will," be replied. Mathews tried to get away, but was again thrust In his chair, while Cooke reiterated his de mand for more punch. But Mrs. Burn remained obdurate. Cooke took the jug aud smashed it umu the floor over her head. "Do you hear that, Mrs. Hums?" "Yes, I do, Mr. Cooke." Then smash went the chairs, the ttre-lrous, the table, and between each the question, "Do you hear that, Mrs. Burns?" "In deed, but I do, and you'll be sorry for it to-tnorrow." Up w ent the w indow, and out, one after another, went th fragments of the broken furniture Into the street. Mathews, believing he was iu company w ith a madman, and uow thorough frightened, endeavored to make a holt, but was seized and dragged back. Finding him struggle violently, Cooke threw up the window aud shouted, "Watch! watch!" A watch man, attracted by the uproar, was al ready beneath. "I give this man In charge," roaied Cooke; "he has com mitted murder." "What do you mean?" cried the alarmed youth. "Yes, to my certain knowledge he has this night committed an atrocious, cold-blooded murder. lie has most barbarously murdered an inoffensive Jew gentle man, named Mordecai: I charge him w ith it In the uame of Maeklin, the au thor of 'Love a la Mode.' " Here Math ews, by a desperate ettort wrenched himself away and tied, Cooke hurling after him the candle and candlestick. Temple Bar. A Primitive Extlngui-hsr. An old German woman, says the Indianapolis Sentinel, w he came here not long ago, from the land w here the Suabians dwell, and who had never seen a steam fire-engine, created quite a scene at her abode, ou South Delaware treet. She had her dough set to make bread for supper, but on seeing so many people running by the house and hfcar- ng the clanging of bells, she inquired w hat the rumpus was all about. Ou being informed, she ran into the hou-e, got two buckets, and then started In the direction of the fire, having on only a short skirt and a small sack, with a long blue handkerchief for a headdress. By the time she arrived on the scene, he fire was extinguished, but directly afterward she heard the alarm from another direction, and started for that locality with other people. When she arrived, she talked in her native tongue to all, and wanted to know-where the bucket brigade was. Some German lady asked her why. She said she had come with her buckets "to help put out he fire the way they do it in Schwoha- land." There all the burgers come w ith their pails and form a pncession from the well to the house aflame. Diose on one side hand the water to the others, and these empty the pails and return them. The old lady was shown the engines and other apparatus. She hought that the engine was a railroad masheen" to bring people to help put ut the fire. She was disgusted with our system, and did not get home until nfter supper. Herhushand was waiting for herat the door, and was a little angry because she had not his supper ready. When she entered the kitchen, nearly exhausted from the long trip, she looked t her bread dough and found that it had not risen. Mie called her better half to look at it, and said: "Yetz guckamold ; dita hist gescheidergew esa isich; ich bin begange, mid du hist nicht gegange." "You had more sene ban I ; I went and you ilid not." The word "gegangen" is translated as going, or more rreely, ri.-mg. tier husband laughed at her remark until he tears came from his eves. Adaptability. As a general thing, lads have their n ideas concerning the occupation they desire to follow in life, and are grievously disappointed if circumstan ces prevent them from following the bent of their inclinations. It is true that the natural bent is of service in helping to decide ou a calling for life. Vnd yet, come to think of it, it is very hard to pick out the tastes that were born with us, and those that come by- early education. Daniel Webster would have followed the sea if his father had not turned his mind in an opposite di rection. He set his two boys to argue ases with one another. His first case as in behalf or a captive woodschuck, hich they had in a trap. Zeke was for drowning it, and made out a very- good case. But when it came Daniel's turn he put quite another face on the juestion. His appeal was so effective that the old man roared out "Zeke, do you let that woodchuek go!" A great seedsman and florist said he never took ny interest in plants until he bought a geranium to help sell his painted flower pots. That one went off so quickly that he bought two more and placet! in his indow, which were likewise quickly sold. From these small beginnings grew up a large and prosperous busi ness. He was settled in life before he began the study of plants and flowers, hut he carried bis practical knowledge to a rare extent. And yet he began ithout any particular "fancy for it." The fact is, there is a wonderful adapta bility iu the human mind to almost anything resolutely required of it. Likethe old Indian w ho was laboriously munching a very hard crust, and was asked if he liked it, he replied. "It is my victual and I will like him !" So, boys, say, "It Is my work aud I will like him." If it is right aud honorable work you w ill be sure to succeed. A maling medium A cobbler. Aaai-rk-aa Csuilemr I uever reflect U)ru the breadth aud generosity of the underlying Idea of our idea of government, with all Its manly equities. Its constant deinanJ uhiii its citizens for the most elevated sentiments known to our nature, and the opportunities afforded for their ex ercise, (hat It does not appear to ws more aud more, and beyond nit other forms of Government yet devised, ths most favorable theatre lor the exerclss of all the qualities that dignify and adorn mankind, and that If penetrated with a trim sense of the part which each man among us should bear iu such a plan, au American citizen ought to ba lu tbe best sense of the word a geutle man. 1 have had good rea.-on lu realize the exacting nature of the toil and varied occupation of our busy struggle Iu American life, and amid what a rush of events we have been carving civili zation out of the w ilderneas, emulating with hot Impatience the reaults aud ac cumulation of centuries of work and thought in the older nation. Th graces of life (hose fruits of repose aud well-earned wealth and lei.-ure are or gradual growth, and have been necessarily postponed until our ten p'e of civil and religious liberty was erect ed upon secure foundations and our graud experiment of self-coutrol by a free people shall have been well tested. Art, Its studies and higher influences, I do not underrate, and the great advan tages it can impart to its disciple, but personal contact ban taught me how much of that true refinement, delicacy of sentiment and sensitive considera tion for the feelings of others, which we justly regard as the best fruit of high breeding aud culture, can and does exist in the simplicity of American society, uninstructcd even by that European example which to some of our countrymen seems the necessary imprimatur of social success. The American snob has none of tha inducements or excuses of his British brother, and when he follows iu his track and gilds and veneers his petti ness and vulgarity in imitation of rank and distinguished station, he sins more against nature aud the honet simplic ity and natural dignity which are akiu to republican Iiisti'utious, and which may well be worn by every man w ho lives under them accordin-r to their true and manly spirit. ft U la our power to create a slaudard of American character and ul&TihooJ a lofty as that of any age or nation, ami ' to compel our representatives at home and abroad to conform their conduct to it. The spirit of true chivalry In all its gentleness and unselfishness, showing tenderness to the feeble and resistance to tbe oveabearing, mercy to whom mercy was due, and honor to whom honor, can and does exist iu America to day, under the "hodden gray" ol the laborer and mechanic, the thread bare coat of the clerk or the grave garb of the hard-worked men-haul or man of the professions, as truly as it ever did under the helmet and chain armor of any knight-errant in the olden time. The American people can justly de mand from those who are delegated to represent them abroad or at home a punctilious observance of honor and delicate pride in their private and pub lic conduct, and the moral influence tu be obtained by dignified self-respect. Intelligence and high personal integ rity will far outweigh any attempted competition with the show aud glitter of the representatives of other govern ments not based upon the principle of voluntary and orderly self control. In truth it will be found that where Aruer lean representatives abroad have drawn obloquy and just censure or contempt upon themselves or their country. It has been usually caused by some ignor ant attempt at ostentatious display, or the unworthy pursuit of private gain, in both of which the dignity of theli position was forgotten or disregarded, and the fault was nut "Americanism," but the absence of It. Va.iJ.r S-.Tri'i A'ldrtmt at Harvard. A Horrible frunlshUM-nl. The I'er-ian Government inflicts a ter rible punishment upon toMhts w ho are captured by the authorities. Barbarous expedients are resorted to in order to frighten them from their illegitimate calling. Of fifty men who were re cently captured, twenty-three had their throats cut. Others were crucified, be ing nailed to tbe walls of the town by their hands and feet, anil then left to perish slow ly of exhaustion and starva tion. Others again were buried alive in pits of brick-work, in w hich they were placed erect, with their heads just above, ground. Pinioned and naked, the rol bers w ere placed in these short, open columns, and a white plaster, not unlike plaster-of-Paris, w as then poured, neck deep, over their bodies, around w hich it set with the hardness of stone. In their dying hours the miserable men were barbarously ill-treated on their exposed and defenseless heads, by the rabble and the soldiery of Shir'az. Despite the adoption of these frightful measures for the punishment of highway robbery, the crime is of constant occurrence, especially in Southern Persia, and, ex cept in the most bitter weather iu w in ter, the persons and effects of travelers are in constant peril. Muftical Warrior. Russian soldiers upon marches sing to w hile away tedium, and the solos, always in a minor key and monotonous, are varied by lively bursts iu the chorus. The solo singer always improvises, and is usually accompanied by a man with a fiddle, a triangle, a clarionet, or by one who whistles. Tbe ordinary uniform of the infantry consists of a kepi, a tunic, vnd pautaloons of dark green cloth, the latter garment being inserted in the boots. The gray overcoat la carried in a roll at the back, from the right shoulder to the left hip. Two cartridge boxes are attached to the leather belt in front. A canvas haver sack hangs at the right behind the bayonet, ami tbe knapsack covers the back." 1 Ut I u t r ', f! ' 1 ' if - :- rM IP ; . i'o -fv I : is i t -- 'I