FOLLT. When we wen young, and Ufa meant long ' Blight days of mnmer weather. My dear, there waa a preMy song Wa need to sing together. ' Tbera'a many a lad can sing it still. With Kitty, Bess, or Molly ; It ends, begin it as yon will. In Folly, Folly. Folly! Now we are old, and life means long Dark days of winter weather. My dear, we're learnt some other eoug We do not sing together. Yet still both moat hare often thought. It somewhat melancholy. Bo aweet a song should end In nar.ght Bnt Folly, Folly, Folly! He w it feels to he jBlllatlasd. We know how it feels to be poisoDed, to be banged and to be drowned, bat it baa been reserved for M. Mondate, . an Italian gentleman, to let tbe world know bow it feels to be guillotined. He was in 1873 condemned to death for a crime of which be was innocent. The blade of tbe guillotine fell, but the wood in the grooves of which it ran had swollen slightly, and the knife topped barely two centimetres from his neck. While they were repairing this defect a reprieve arrived the true murderer had been found and had confessed bis crime. "It was at 8 A. M., August 17, 1S73," says M. Mondate, "that my confessor, I'Abbe Fernia, en- - tered my cell to announce to me that I must die. When at the touch of his hand npon my shoulders I awakened. I compre hended at once the nature of his er rand, and despite my confidence it seems that I turned horribly pale. I would have spoken, but my mouth con tracted nervously and no saliva moist ened it. A mortal chill suddenly inva ded tbe lower part of my body. By a supreme effort I succeeded in gasping. It is not true !' The priest answered I know not what. I only heard a con fused buzzing. Then a sudden thrill of pride shot through me. For some minutes 1 felt no fear ; I stood erect ; I said to myself that if I must die I should show them that an innocent man died with courage. I spoke with great rapid ity; I was horribly afraid to be silent or to be interrupted ; I thanked the Governor of the prison, and asked for something to eat. They brought me a cup of chocolate, but I refused it. Again I had become fully possessed with the horrors of my situation ; I bad visions wbatof the scaffold wouldbe like, and mechanically asked the attendants, 'Does it hurt muchT Xot a bit," an swered somebody, and I 6aw before me a new person in a gown of black woolen the executioner. I would have risen, defended myself, asserted my in nocence, but I fainted; and when I re turned to consciousness I was pinioned in the cart which was entering the death-place. I cast a shuddering look at the horrible machine. I had no more connected and coherent thought, and the uprights between which the knife runs seemed as high as the masts of a hip. I was lifted to the platform ; I had but one fixed idea that of resist ance. But how could I resist T I was seized and flung down npon the plank. 1 felt as if I were paralyzed and lay there for an immense time. Then there was a sharp blow on my neck, and I fainted again with the instinctive idea that the knife had struck me. It was not the knife but the upper part of the lunette. When I came to myself I was in the prison hospital." JIhc'c Clocks In Potter' Monthly is given an ex planation of the motive power of the "magic clocks" seen in jewelers' stores. They consist of a large glass disc, with the hours marked near the edge, and two brass hands, moving on a pivot at the centre, without any visible ma chinery. Tbe secret is in the counter poise of the hands, each of which has a heavy arrow-point at the long end, and at the short end a hollow round box. In this box are the works of a watch, which are so placed as to leave an annular space between them and the circumference of the box; and in this space is a conterpoise which is con nected with the works so as to revolve once in twelve hours for the hour hand, and once in an hour for the minute hand; the revolution of the counter poise inside the box shifts tbe centre of gravity of the hand, so as to give the hand, successively, the necessary direc tion. Thus, when the counterpoise is the farthest from the axis, it brings the centre of gravity opposite the arrow- point, and the hand will point upward to 12 ; when, on the contrary, the coun terpoise is between the axis and the ar row-point, the centre of gravity will be there, and tbe arrow will point down. ward to 6. In the intermediate sideward position of this revolving counterpoise the centre of gavity of the whole will be displaced sideways and the hand point at 8, 9, 10, or 2, 3, 4, according to to the shifting. This clock was patented in this country on Septemqer 1st, 1S74, by Henry Robert, a clockmaker of Paris, France. Lately 31 r. Robert has considerably improved on the plan, especially by using very light and very heavy metals in combination, so as to have a sufficient contrast in weight for obtaining the right effect, The hidden counterpoise, moving in the hollow box is of platinum, so as to take up as little room as possible, and the band with its arrow-point is of alumi num, the lightest known metal. PeepiBR.Frec. It is well for all people in the country to know the difference between "peep ing" and "croaking" frogs. Among the first and most noticeable of the spring sounds that come to us from the neighborhood of the ponds and streams is the voice of the peeping frog ; and this little creature will well repay one's attention. It is commonly thought to be the young of the bull-frog ; but this is not so ; it seems to be a distinct vari ety of the frog family, lie makes a im eelf heard in the spring as soon as the ice has melted, and is most musical during the evening. You will find him sitting among tbe old brown grasses and leaves at the edge of the water; and as soon as he hears your footfall down he flattens himself, andyou would easily mistake him for a brown leaf; but trusting to your ears and not eyes, you soon will see this little brown leaf cautiously rise up, swell its little throat to half the size of iU body, and give a "peep" shrill enough to leave no doubt as to what makes that sound. These frogs are, when sitting, about an inch long, and vary in color from a light to a very dark brown. They are easily caught ; and by putting them in a wide mouth bottle, covered with a thin mus lin, and placing this under a hat, or in any place away from the light, they will continue their peeping for some time. Take things as they are. and make the j best of them. That is the only true and : practical philosophy. 1 ACBICCLTCEAL. Tbdcxino Fkcit. Any one who will take a walk tnrougn our rruit markets in the fall will not be surprised at the low prices which usually prevail ; if one half or tbe rruit was kept back, ana only tbe best and most perfect specimens sent, they would command as much as is usually obtained Tor the whole and a saving in freight be effected. We find the following good advice in the Ameri can Agriculturist: "That this severe thinning will change the bearing year there is sumcient testimony, out there is one point on which we lack evidence will it pay f If any of our friends have tried thinning to induce annual bearing, or to reverse the bearing year on full-grown trees, we ask in behalf of many inquirers that they will give their results. With young orchards, just coming into bearing, the case is very different, and whoever will take the pains, and give the young trees the needed care, can make their orchard bear annually. The education of tbe trees must begin with their first fruit ing, as the first excessive crop, though small in itself, starts the tree on the wrong track. When the trees are young the quantity of fruit to be removed is small, and all within reach. Of course the cultivation of the soil must not be neglected, but a healthy growth main tained. Whoever will start right with his orchard, and treat it fairly, will have no reason to complain. Among the varieties of apples that are naturally annual bearers, though they may be starved into bearing biennially, or not at all, are Vandevere, Sops of Wine, Grimes' Golden, a comparatively new apple of great excellence ; Milam, Hio k lers', Bawles' Janet, for tbe South; Benoni, Hubbardstoa Nonesuch, lim ine, lligby Sweet, and English Sweet (Ramsdell's Sweet at tbe South). If any of our fruit growers can add to this lUt of annual bearers, we hope they will do so." Cmuso Potato Ks. One of the most prolific questions for farm club discus sion is whether cutting the sets has any effect in decreasing tbe vitality or size of tbe crop. A few years ago the theory was advanced and strongly advocated that nothing but the largest potatoes should be used, and that to prevent de- I terioration of the product these should be planted whole and about three feet apart in the row; tbe main advocate of this theory was a dealer in seed pota toes, and of kiads which then com manded a high price, and the ill-natured were in the habit of attributing his theory to a desire to effect a sale, as it was found that the practice involved a large increase in the amount of seed used. We think it may be set down as a rule that a ripe and well developed eye will, in good soil, produce perfect tubers, and that the deterioration which usually follows tbe continued planting of small seed is caused more by the fact that they are not fully matured than to their size. All that is required either of the whole tuber or of tbe piece at tached to the eye is to nourish the shoot until the proper roots are formed, and after that it can obtain its nourishment from the soil. What have our readers to say on this subject ? A correspondent of Xature, residing in New Zealand, communicates to that journal several instances of the trans mission of habits to offspring in ani mals. One instance is that of a mare which would wander away from the "mob" of horses to which she belonged always seeking one particular creek. When released from work she would make off to ber favorite feeding-ground by herself. One of her progeny some years after showed a similar liking for solitude. Again, a valuable mare was an incorrigible kicker; she transmitted her special vice to her offspring. Pecu liarity in the form of the hoof has been transmitted to generation after genera tion, me same writer states that a particular strain of Dorking fowls which he had in his possession fur thirty years always show a desire for rambling, anu tnis too, unuer the mtncuitr ui meeting with much persecution when straying beyond their range. Corn Fodder. A writer on growing corn to be lea green says : "One dairy farmer who has 100 dairy cows said that he wanted his corn grown so as to pro duce the greatest quantity of ears pos sible for the purpose of feeding his cows, and to increase their dailyllow of milk; ana irom numerous letters re eeiveu from farmers in different sec tions ot the country the past fall, there is no doubt that very many farmers will make the experiment the coming sea son with sweet corn, growing it in such a manner as to produce ears as well as fodder, all to be used in the feeding of farm stock the coming summer and fall, and from such experiments much knowledge may be gained." The large, free-growing varieties of sweet corn are the best for this purpose. A Pre-Chxistlaa Tomb. The tombs of Italy are the great store houses ol antiquity. 1 lie buried dead were adorned with costly jewelry, and about the bodies were placed exquisite vases and other works of art. The tomb at Vulei, iu Ktruria, once contained a number of my antiquities. 1 visited it one day, says iSignor Castellani, and shall never "forget the sight. It is many feet under ground (the entrance being a sloping subterranean passage leading I roin t lie sunaee oi an orien Held), and it a square chamber cut out of the rock. At the height of about five feet from tbe floor the tides retreat six feet and men ascend to the ceiling, forming a solid shelf on which the bodies were laid in almost sitting postures, the heads and shoulders resting against the walls and the feet turned toward the center of tbe room. Onlv a few bones remained of the forms once lvingthere. but the walls were stained by the con tact ot the heads and shoulders, so that you could see just how the bodies had originally been placed. But the neck laces, bracelets and earrings which adorned the dead lay sparkling and per fect in the dust of ages. You cannot imagine the impression made upon one on entering such a sepulchre-the torch light, the darkness, the close and almost stilling atmosphere, the bones, the flashing gems, produce a strange and weird effect. But the walls were beau tifully and gorgeously frescoed ; nails in theni held fine votive vases: while in the center of the rooui on i 1 1 5 ral bed lay the remains of thetil of the family, surrounded by r i; a also, by fragments of chairs, and by various ai pleuients. An iiniialiiable but visi.il; dust had settled uixn the ntire inte rior; the architectural decorations of the finely chiselled supjHirting columns were thinly covered with it, and so was everything else there. Some of the tombs discovered in Italy had been searched and robbed by the ancient Roman soldiers; but this one evidently had not been entered since the time of Alexander the Great. ETealnaraat Home. When the evening lamps are lighted, says an exchange, the children now gather with school books around the table to con the lessons for to-morrow. To many of them the tasks assigned seem dreary and hopeless; definitions are hard to remember; the geography lesson is hard to comprehend and won't stay fixed in the mind; history is dull and dead, arithmetic a hopeless tangle of figures, and grammar more puzzling than any possible conundrum. The little folk need help; they need cheer and encouragement, and who should be so ready, so willing, so able to give it as the parent J .ven if the parent's education is imperfect, he will bring to the comprehension of the lesson io band a wider range of knowledge and a broader manner of looking at things than the child can do, and thus greatly aid In the clear comprehension of the lesson to be learned. sciis Tin c. Titanium Chloride for Prism. In od tical experiments and in spectroscopic work, hollow glass prisms filled with bisulphide of carbon are frequently employed because of the high refractive power of bisulphide. It possesses, however, several disadvantages,among which are its odor and its wonderful solvent properties. The hollow glass prisms employed are nicely ground to the proper angle and plates of glass ce mented thereon.' The bisulphide of carbon attacks the cement, whatever it may be, and in most cases soon causes tbe prism to leak. This necessitates the removal of "the liquid after using and refilling the prism each day when it is to be used. Cannot some other dense and highly refractive liquid be substituted for itT It is oar wish to call attention to an other liquid of very high refractive power, almost equal to bisulphide of carbon, that may perhaps be substi tuted for it, as it is free from this sol vent action, at least on some substances. Titanium chloride fumes in the air, sending off great clouds of white smoke, and is consequently a disagree able substance to handle. It has, bow ever, the property of remaining in a bottle or other vessel, even when loose ly stoppered, for the reason that the fumes of oxide and oxychloride collect about the cork and in all other crevices completely closing them. Titanium chloride is prepared in a manner totally analogous to that em ployed in the chlorides of silicon, alu minum, and some similar substances, namely, tbe action of dry chlorine gas upon a mixture of titanium oxide and lamp black at a high temperature. Al though a difficult laboratory experi ment, it might be produced on a large scale almost as easily as chloride of aluminum, if the demand for it were sufficient. . Coloring Matter in Toys. The Sani tary inspector of Glasgow, Scotland, has found that tbe yellow toy balloons sold to children are poisonous that is, the coloring matter consists of one part of chromate of lead and three parts of carbonate of lime; and consequently children being in the habit of applying their mouths to the oritices of these balloons for the purpose of filling them with air, may readily receive a quan tity of such poisonous powder into their mouths. These balloons, therefore, should be viewed with suspicion. Many other painted toys should be suspected especially the bright-colored ones, which most always are of a mineral na ture, and, if not directly poisonous, are certainly injurious to health. As an abundance of good toys without colors or paints can always be obtained, there is no necessity for putting into the hands of children anything of a ques tionable nature in this line. A Norwegian Timber Church. There exists in Norway, says the Building Aeir, a series of wooden churches of great interest to the antiquary. One cf these, situated in the neighbor hood of some of the wildest and most romantic scenery in the country, is of strange and fantastic de sign, and the carved pinnacles at its angles give it the appearance of a Chinese pagoda rather than a Christian church. The building is entirely of pine, tbe roof and walls being covered with tooth-shaped shingles, protected from tbe weather by layers of pitch. It possesses nave, chancel, aud apse, the roof of the later forming a most curious feature resembliDg a large beehive. A covered way. about 3 feet wide, runs all round the church. It is believed to have been erected in the 11th or 12th century, and the resemblance which the mouldings and capitals bear to English architecture of that date fully bears this out. King Siclnes. This is not dissimilar from sea sickness: it requires long ex perience in a ring to overcome the nau sea consequent upon going round and iound in one direction. One of the most difticnlt things for a circus rider to overcome is this sickness. Clowns and ringmasters suffer from it greatly, at first from merely seeing tbe horses go round and round; but even after years of experience, a ringmaster (whose principal business in the ring is to keep the horses up to a certain gait, and not merely to give cues to tbe clown), if a horse balks or gets behind time, and he is obi,ged to keep close upon him, is very hk ly to sutler from a pronounced lit of sickness at the stomach after he leaves the ring. To Protect Molten Lead from Explo-.-Molten lead, when poured around a damp or wet joint, will often convert the water into steam so suddeuly as to cause an explosion, scattering the hot metal in every direction. 1 las trouble may, it is said, be avoided by putting into the ladle a bit of rosin the size of a man's thumb, aud melting it before pouring. Xlgbt ntOBBda. Every one has noticed how many sin gular sounds are heard at night noises apparently unexplainable, and conse quently mysterious. Many a ghost story has sprung up from an unsccount able noi.-c; many a person been terrified beyond measure by an unexpected sound at midnight. Sir David Brewster gives an excellent account of a mysterious night sound which would have fright ened many persons, but which proved Innocently harmless when tested by a steady observer. A gentleman heard a strange sound every night soon after getting into bed, his wife beard it also, but not at the time when she retired, a little earlier than he. Xo probable cause could be assigned, and the effect upon the imagination became rather unpleasant. He found some time after terward that the sound came from a wardrobe which stood near the head of his bed. He almost always opened and closed this wardrobe when undressing, but as the door was a little tight be could not quite close it- The door pos sibly affected by gradual changes of temperature, forced itself ojen with a sort of dull sound, which was over in an instant. From the lady not being in the habit of nsing that wardrobe, the mystery became associated with her husband only. 1 1 id they given way to imagination and never investigated the affair, another haunted house would have been added to the long row already standing. Thoughts. Thoughts suggest thoughts, and these thoughts other thoughts, ad infinitum. Thought are invisible and more until they are clothed in language, or embod ied in words; then they can both be seen and heard. Without thoughts to direct the orator's speech, tbe author's pen, or the artist s hand, no work could be ac complished, the world would become a dreary waste and man would soon be annihilated. Thoughts are like diamonds they sparkle, no matter how rough and un couth their setting ; and like diamonds, too, they are valued for their brilliancy, and the more highly they are polished the better they shine. Thoughts belong to their originator until set free and scattered : then they become pnblic property and can never be collected together again as at first. The only way to keep your thoughts is cot to divulge them not even as a se cret! Thoughts expressed, however, whilst they do no harm, do no good. Like a candle hid under a bushel, they burn, bat shed no light. Therefore it is best to divulge your good thoughts; bnt let your impure and evil ones (if any such yon have) ever remains in solitary con finement and silence, that they may be smothered and become extinct. DOMESTIC. Botjrixow, the common soup of i ranee, is managed by the artisan's wife in this way i She first lays the meat in ber earthen stocknot. and douts cold water to it in tbe proportion of about two quarts to three pounds of beef; she then places it by the side of tbe nre, where it slowly becomes not; ana as it does so, the heat enlarge tbe fibre of the meat, dissolves the gelatin ous substances which it contains, allows the albumen for the muscular oartl which produces the scum to disengage itself and rise to the surface, and the osmazone (which is the most savory part ot the meat) to be diffused through the brotn. Thus from the simple cir cumstance of boiling it in the gentlest manner, a relishing and nutritious soup will be obtainedand a dish of tender and palatable meat; but if the pot be placed and kept over a quick fire the albumen will coagulate, harden the meat, prevent the water from penetrat ing it, and the osmazone from disengag ing itself; the result will be a broth without a flavor or goodness, and a rough, dry bit of meat. Add salt in the proportion of half an ounce to the quart, throw in three or four turnips, as many carrots, half a head of celery, two or three leeks, one on ion stuck with some cloves, a teaspoonful of pepper corns, and a bunch of savory herbs. It will require from four and a half to six hours, according to the quantity. Water-Proof Blacking. If ever one needs a good, water-proof blacking for boots and shoes, it is at the season of sleet, hail and snow, lhe following recipe for making a water proof black ing comes to us highly recommended: Dissolve an ounce of borax in water, and In this dissolve gum shellac until, it is the consistency of thin paste; add lampblack to color. This makes a cheap aud excellent blacking for boots, giving them the polish of new leather. The shellac makes the boots or shoes almost entirely water-proof. Camphor dis solved in alcohol, added to the blacking, makes the leather more pliable and keeps it from cracking. This is sold at 30 cents for a small bottle. By making it yourself, $1 will buy materials for a gallon. Suoak Dried Peaches. A house keeper thus gives what is, in her opinion, one practicable and delicious mode of escape from the evils of an enormous peach crop. Take the thor oughly rie, mellow rruit, scald and remove the skins; place the halves on an earthern or suitable metal surface ; sprinkle over them a little good sugar, and dry rapidly by a high heat, or they may be scalded in syrup, skimmed out and dried. Then pack in close vessels, and they 'will keep for years in any climate, provided you keep your fingers off them, for they are really delicious, and are less cloying than common raisins. To Maeb Boots and Suoes Durable. The durability of the soles of boots and shoes may be greatly increased by coating them with gum copal varnish, which also has the enect or making them waterproof. Four or five coats must be given, allowing each coat of varnish to dry before the succeeding one is applied. Soles thus treated possess twice the usual durability, and generally outlast the best uppers. . The leather uppers of boots or shoes may be rendered soft and waterproof by rub bing into them, while warm, before the bre, a mixture composed or lour ounces of lard and one ounce of resin. Skidutz rowDERs. 1. Tartarate of soda, one and a half scruples. Mix, aud put it in a blue paper; tartaric acid thirty-hve grains, to be put into white paper. Fox half a pint of water. 2. Tartarate of soda, twelve ounces; car bonate of soda, four ounces; tartaric acid, three and a half ounces; loaf sugar, one pound ; all in powder. Dry each article separately by a gentle heat, aud then and twenty drops of essence of lemon. Mix well, pass it through a sieve, and put it immediately into a bottle. A dessert spoonful to a tumbler of water. Ladt-fingeks. In 1 pound powdered sugar break 11 eggs, aud beat together until so light that no hair-line will form in the froth ; then add 1 pound of sifted flour, stirring iu very lightly ; butter some sheets of paper, pour the cake through a pipe made for the purpose or a paper funnel, on the paper, in cakes three inches long and very narrow; sift powdered sugar over the top; bake in rather a quick oven, and do not take them from the paper until cold. A dark house is always an unhealthy. an ill-aired house, and a dirty house. Want of light stops growth and pro motes scrotula, rickets etc., among the children. People lose their health in a dark house; and If they -become ill they cau not get well in it. Flannels should be washed in tepid water, using no soap unless absolutely necessary, and rinsing in water ot the same temperature. They will not shrink if stretched occasionally while drying. The Thieves of Parts. The thieves of Paris, like the Taris ian police, have long been supposed to be preternaturally acute, A thief of Bols-Colorabes has lately proved how much be could excel either. M. Bour dais owns a piece of property in the place indicated, which two years ago he rented to an eligible tenant. M. Bour dais dwelt in another place, and for a year and a half his rent was sent to him with the most perfect regularity. No landlord could ask for a better tenant. At the end of eighteen months M. Bour dais received no remittance, and wrote many times to see what was the trouble. He received no answer. Finally, after some months' delay, he determined to go to Bois-Colomlies, and upon arriv ing there what was his surprise to find that nothing of his "pUi" remained but the ground itself. He sought dili gently for his house, but alas! he had no house; it had been dismantled, de molished and removed. In a rage he laid his grievance before the police, who are probably now searching for tbe dwelling with the best quality of micro scopes. The police are, however, doing better work on a more crying evil than the theft of houses, and are at present diligently seeking to close some ot the gaming houses of the capital, and there by advertising some of them which have hitherto not been generally known to the public. Knew Iloases la Labrador. Spo.-ting in Labrador involves ro mantic incidents. When deer are not met with except at so great a distance from a settlement that the night has to be passed in the woods, a commodious snow house is erected in a marvel lously brief time by the attendant Es quimaux. They roll small lumps of snow into heavy, compact heaps, which oeing saapeu into square pieces are placed one over the other until four walls are raised. As it freezes they throw water upon each layer to render the structure more compact. Sled poles are lashed together and laid across the top. Blocks of snow are placed npon them, and tbe crevices in every direc tion ate filled in with soft snow, thus excluding the air. A narrow door is scooped out in front, and tbe floor plentifully strewn with snow-shoes, skins, and gear. Rudely patched bnt cosy furs constitute the covering, and sportsmen who nave ventured into that inhospitable region aver that they have slept comfortably and without experi encing cold within these unique places of shelter. All lay loads on the willing horse. BTXOROrS. DimRXXT Krxrs or Poe tbt. Yester day a gentleman discovered an ex quisite poetic gem.! and his delight at the -discovery invited the attention of two ladies to It. They listened with intent ear while the reader gave voice to the glowing and graceful thoughts of the poet. When the reading was finished, the gentleman turned to his companions for a word or look of ap preciation.- tie saw their faces aglow, their lips parted In an intensity of feel ing, and their eyes bright with what? Shades oi Homer I "Look look there l exclaimed one of the ladies, with the utmost eagerness; "that woman' pointing to a lady on the opposite side of the street "has get on a polonaise buttoned up In the back I I should think" addressing ber companion "she'd have a good time getting into it when she wanted to dress in a hurry I" "I should think so, too," returned the other; "but it hangs pretty don't you think so?" The gentleman gave one startled look, in which amazement struggled with horror for an instant, picked up his hat and cane, and started off peilmell to have a look at the polo naise which was buttoned up the back. How JJ Lost II id Damages. Soon after dinner, Thursday, says M. Quad. a citizen of Third street entered a lawyer a ofltce and began : "My wife has been bitten by a dog." "Good I" replied the lawyer. "You must claim damages in the sum of $500. "Yes; she was bitten three times by the brute," continued the husband, "and of course I want damages." "Well, now, you go home and tell your wife to go to bed and stay there for at least a week. Have her groan and take on, and suffer great pain and distress, and call in tbe neighbors to witness her sufferings. We'll just make the man who owns that dog get up and howl." The man left in a joyful state of mind, and yesterday he came Dack look ing sorrowfully. "No use trying," sadly said he, shak ing his head. "My wife waited just loug enough to find out that the dog wasu'tmad; and then she started out to make twenty-two calls this after noon, and I guess we haven't got a case." Bobbt Blinkers was a Xevada boy, and didn't want to go to school the other day. He did not put in his ap pearance at breakfast, and about o'clock his mother went up to see what was the matter. Bob was writhing about the bed from an improvised stomach-ache. "All right," said the old lady, "I'll apply a mustard-plaster," and in a few minutes a hot mustard plaster containing two square feet of motive power was spread upon the boy's abdomen. ''Mother, how long must this thing stay on?'' "I guess I'll be able to take it off about 4 this afternoon, and then if 1 can get an emetic to work it'll be all right. Lie still, my boy, I'll bring you through." Then Bob rose up immediately and started for school, and the plaster was the cause of his being an hour late. "Five O'clock Tea." Mistress "I really must inquire, Timmins, why the tea comes up so weak of an afternoon T ' Parlor-maid "Well, it should not, M um I Cook, she puts in a spoonful for 'erself, a spoonful for myself, and a spoonful for the parlor; and as you rings as we finishes, 1 nil up tbe teapot myself with bilin water. J'uncn. "What do you take me for. Birr" in dignantly asked a young man who had applied to the clerk of a steamboat for a free pass and had been refused. "What do 1 take you for r ' acplied the clerk, coolly, "why, I'll take you for the regular fare, just the same as auy other passenger." .xit young man, swearing. A mother may never find wxirds in which to express the emotions which surge through her heart on finding ber buhe. Just dressed In its Sunday best, stirring the contents of a bottle of ink into the coal ashes with the hair-brush, but she will try to, and try with all her might. Fascinating female music teacher, to admiring young gentleman pupil: "Iry rain, air. t; " JPupil ""Do, lie, Mi Teacher "That won't do. Yo'j do hot hold on to Mi long enough." Pupil, wistfully "I wish I had a chance to." Button Com. Bulletin. A man who jumped overboard re cently to save his wife from drowning, has explained his action satisfactorily to his friends. lie said she had a good deal of jewelry on her person, and gold was high. An Irish gentleman, hearing of a friend having a stone coffin made for himself, exclaiming: "By me sowl, an' that's a good idee ! Shure, an' a stone coffin 'ud lasts man his lifetime." Three bachelors in a midland town played a novel game of cards the other day. The loser was to marry during tin year, or support the other two Dr.chelors for the following year. A sign in a neighboring city reads: "Hickre nuts for sale." Au intelligent old fellow says ne don't see any joke about it, except that the fellow has spelled "nuts" with one L. War are a whale and a pond-lily alike f They both come to the surface to blow. Ir all the women went to China, where would all the men go? To Pekin. It will be found, as a rule, that after 'hot words" a coldness springs up. Hew English Anthers Werk. Mr. Trollope asserts that he does all his writing before breakfast. Mr. Tom Taylor said at a literary fund dinner, at which Mr. Motley was present, that all his literary work had been done be fore official hours in the morning. II. J. Byron says he only writes two hours a day, but he takes credit for thinking a good deal. Mr. Hepworth Dixon liter ally writes from morning to night. George Eliot is at her desk six or seven hours a day. Mrs. Henry Wood writes every day until dinner time. "How many hours a day do you write?,' I asked Farjeon to-day. "All the time," was the reply, and it was nearly true. The late Lord Lytton said that in two hours daily great things in literature might be done, and somebody has fin ished that up and adopted tbe Idea in imagination. Why even Scott never, on his working days, wrote less than four or five hours and he always sat down to his desk primed. There was no affectation of leisure about the au thors of "Pendennls" and "David Cop perfleld," and Balzac would lock him self up for weeks together and write hour after hour at a stretch, and would come forth into the world with his book haggard, care-worn, and ex hausted. Miss Braddon has been in the habit of writing from ten to sixteen hours a day, and only a couple of years ago ber labor was so incessant that it turned her brain, and she had to lav down her pen for many months in the middle or a novel, which was finished by a frieud. Is promoted, happiness Increased, and life prolonged, by the large contempla tion of tbe beautiful in nature, art, and revelation. Natural philosophers live longer than any other class of men; clergymen, than either of the other professions. The human mind every where takes in truth with pleasure; it feeds on what is new, and, if the new is beautiful and true, it is a feast of fat things, nourishing the immortal part, aud giving life to the body Itself. Who knows not love rn sorrow's night, he knows not love in light. - Patentees and dtvextors should read advertisement of Edson Bros, in another column. 3-29-3t-e-o-w r.nrn avit. In order that every one may see samples of their goods, J. L. Pattkw A Co., or tea n unam Street, N. Y., will send a handsome nair of 6xS Chromos. and a copy of the best 16-page literary paper now pub lished, to any reader of this paper who will send them two set. stamps to pay mailing exnenses. -o-4t E. F. Kaakel's Bitter Wist . The greatest success and delight t0 people, in tact, noming oi has ever been afforded to tne aiuci . people which baa so quickly found Its wav Into their favor and hearty approval as E. F. Kunkel's Bitter Wine or laojt. It does all it proposes and thus gives universal satisfaction. It is guar anteed to cure the worst case of dyspep sia or indigestion, kidney or liver dia miinMi nervousness, constipa tion sli! in ii bottles. Depot and of fice, 259 Xorth Ninth St., Philadelphia. Ask for Kunkel's and taae no uw. Sold bv all druggists. Dyspepsia t Dyspepsia! Dyspepsia! E. F. Kunkel's Bitter Wws Iron, is a sure cure for this disease. It has been prescribed dally for many years In the practice of eminent physi cians with nn paralleled success. Symp toms are loss of appetite, wind and ris ing of rood, dryness or mourn, neaaacue, dizziness, sleeplessness and low spirits. Get the genuine. Not sold in bulk, only iu $1 bottles. Sold by all drugsrists. Ask for E. F. Kunkel's Bitter Win of Iron and take no other. $1 per bot tle or six bottles for $5. All I ask is a trial of this valuable medicine. A trial will convince you at once. Wernas I Warms 1 1 Warms ! 1 t E. F. Kunkel's Worm Strup never fails to remove all kinds of Worms. Seat, Pin and Stomach Worms are re moved by Kunkel's Worm Sybcp. Dr. Kunkkl is the onlv successful physician in this country that can remove Tape Worm in from two to four hours. He has no fee until bead and all passes alive and in this space of time. Common sense teaches if Tape Worm can be re moved, all other worms can be readily destroyed. Ask your druggist for a bottle of Kunkel's Worm strup. Price $1 per bottle. It never fails; or send to the I octor ror a circular .o. zj oriu Ninth bu, PhiladelDh'v Advice free. VEGETINE Will Cure Rheumatism, MB. ALBERT CROOK ER, the well -knows dras-slat aad spothrrsrj, of prtunlc. .ne.. always aavises every one irouweu who Rheumatism to try EUET1E. Bead His Statement : SruNOTALB, Ma., Oct. 11, 1S7&. Mr. B. R. Snvsira: Dear sir Fifteen years airo last fall 1 was taken nick with rbt-uuiaftsm. wasunable to Dove until in next April. Prom that time until three years ao mis lau l sun-ra everyuiiDg-wun rheumatism. Sometime there would be weeks at a time that I could not stp one step ; tb'-se attacks were quite on- n. I suffered everything that a man couid. uvi-r three veara wu0 l-si sprln? I tmmenced takirg Wiretlne, aud fol lowed It ud until I had taken seven bottle: have had no rheumatism -lnce that time. I always advise every one that is trouoied wun ruruuja-tl-uo to try Vetret IDe. and n X suffer for years as I have done. Tills statement la irratuitous as tar as Hr. Stevens la concerned Yours, etc ALBKKT CaCOKEB. Firm of A. crooke o.. Dm exists and Apothecaries. VEGETINE HAS ENTIRELY CURED ME. Boston, October, ISTu. Ma H R. !tTTrs: Dear sir My daughter, after bavin? a severe attack ot Whoopliijf Coutch. was left in a feeble state of health. Being advised by a friend, she tried tbe VKliKTINE. and, after Using a tew bot tles, was tuny resiorru to neaim. I have been a irreat sufferer from Rheumatism. I have taken several bottles of the Vti.KH.SK for this complaint, and am happv to say it has enureiy cuiea me. i n.ve reeoiumeaaea me VKi.ETISK to others, with the same good re sults. It la a great cleanser and punrter of the I'IihkI ; It is pleasant to take, and 1 can cheer fully reconunead It . JAMES MORSE, 364 Athens St. Bleimiailsin is a Disease of tie Blool The blood. In this disease. Is foam to contain an excess of fn. Vt.it.-rtM acts bv converting the Mood from Its diseased condition to a healthy cremation. Victim reguialea the bowels, wh!-h Is very Important in I his com plaint, one bottle of tiinxiNS will give relief; but, to effect a permanent cure. It mn-t be taken regularly, and may take several bottles, espe cially In cases ol long standing. vn.rnM is sold by all druggists. Try It. aud your verdict will lie tbe same as that of thousands before you, who say, ! never found o mu-h reli.f as from the u.-e of Vaumsa," which Is composed exclusively Of barkt, mU amd ferto. "VEOETIXK,"' says a Boston physician, "has no eiial as a Mood ptiriner. Hearing of Its many wonderful cures, after all other remeUes bad failed. visited the laboratory and convinced myself of Its genuine merit. It Is prepared from barks, roots and herbs, each of which Is highly effective, and they are compounded In sui b a manner as to produce astonishing re sults. VEGETINE. Sothlaa- Equal te It. Soma Sjlxw, Miss.. Xot. U, lsrs. Ma. H. R Stbxxms: Hear Sir I have been troubled with Scrofula. Canker and Liver Douiplalnt for three years. Nothing ever did me anv good until I com menced using the VEUETIN a. I am now getting along first-rate, and still using the VEt.fcTINK. I consider there la nothing equal to It for such complaints. Can heartily recommend It to every body. Venr truly. Mro. LIZZIE M. PACKARD. Xo. is Lagrange su, South Salem, Moss. VEGETTXE thoronirhlr eradicates everv kind ot humor, ami restores the enure system to a neaiiny condition. VEGETINE. PREPARED BT H. R. STEVENS, Boston, Mass. Ttgttine is Sold by all Druggists. BOOSEY'S! CUKAP Mane. Fnll CaUlotum, frro In suit B'JOSKY 8 Co.. 32 Ka 14th irt. New Ynrk. 4-l'4-4t POPs 'UK PKICED Poalrrw Books t 60c. Mw-h will buy Burnhaai'i new ecru 'S Fowl BrrdiOt.'' "tiame Fowl," or KAlfinc Fowls nt F-Tir- for Wirkr ' M ,itri onrrejporr.nrehy tiEO. P. Bl'B.Vn.t., 91 el rose, jiaaa. 4-2-tt Aft VISITING CARDS, with mum lr. sad stamp. 0 I Allen! Outfit luc 1. Wibu. XM Bruomc g X. T. 4-24-tt 50; TRANSPARENT Carda. so two alik. cent! with nasi. roaUnid. D. B. Uaiwoob. Maldca Brides, S. 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Prve. oral A carats: W mail '- SlJraM Newsdealers, or arnt postpaid bf UUNNLLLLV, LOYO 4 CO., Pyfa, Cbacatjo. 111. 4-19-U ' G5 soar Mtd Cards, with bsomKc; SS for lOo trmwte a Co- Monk f hatk.M. II. I. l-i7-t TC AO The choicest In the world Impor I LnOi tera prices Largest Company to America staple article pleases everybody Trade continually Increasing Agents wanted everywhere best Inducements dont waste time send tor Circular to HUBERT WELL. Vessy b., h. Y. P. O. Box. nan. PODD'S EXTRACT. POIID'S EITRACL The People's Eemedj. ' ' The Universal Pain Zxtractar. Not-: A-k tor FasHTa Extract Take no other. Btsr, for I will ase.fc T eel lasts IhlBCa- rOKlva E XTat ACT Tne free t-mlm utroyer. Baa beea Ui use aver thirty wear, and lor cleanliness aad n" "T 'rSlve" virtues cannot be U-A CHI LOBE"- Wfaa-" wituouta-osHt-a Eatraet. eMaisla, Br a taes, Caataataata. ata. BraJ mm. are relieved almost instantly by external application. Promptly reliejea pauia ot Saras, aeafcla. flaa-aTttK aoreo. Valla, '' rraa.etc. Arrest luflammailon, reduces swellings, stops bleeding, removes discolor at ton and heals raeldly. LADIES Ond it their best Mend. nasm(ra the twins to which they are steealiarlr sublectnotably fullness and pressure JO the head, nausea, reruo. Me. Jit prompUr uieii.ratea and permanently bealsalt kinds o laaaiaasallaaa and aleoratlaaa. heuvkbiivIvh or Pll-t.a nud in this the mum immediate relief and ultimate cure. So case, nowew chronic or otauojue can long- resist Us retrnlar use. VtRKusC VEI-tat. It is the only sure cure. alB-taVSisaasLB. It has no equal lor permanent cUi e. .... LEEllt from any cause, fartnls K a SM-eiae. llhasaared hundreds of lives wnen ail other remedies failed to arrest bleetiliur from aooe, ataasach, ! and elsewhere. TOVTHAlUE, Earaeha, Searmlsla ast atkieaiaMUloaaareaa aiifcS xeJcfud, sod otien i-ermanently cured. rUYkKUM) of all schools who are ac nuulnieu witn Poads Extract af Wllek Ilasel recommend it lu thulr practice. We Lave letters ol commendation from hundreds of Physicians, many ot whom order It for use In their own practice. In addition to the foregoing, ther order Its use for Hwelllaa-s of aU kinds Qnlasj, Noro Taroat. 1 anaeo) Toaotla, simple and cnrouM ourrkwa, l alarrk (lor which It Is s ..), tklialalaa. Erwsteal reaa. Mines of laaeeta, Jaaaaaltaaa. Hupped Maaua, voco, and indeed ail manut-r of skin diseases. TOILET IKE. Kemoves Benstst, KawsTBaeas and Ktaarllsii heals Cata, Erspiwsi ana tiaislea. It nvtxa, tn riywiua and rnao. nile wonderfully Im-proTtntr'-he t'oaiplealoa. Stock Breeder, no LITery Man can allord to be libuul It. It Is used by all Lhe leadlnc Livery blatles, t-treet Kail mods and orst Horsemen in -New York City. K has no equal for Sprains, Harness or Saddle cnannKS, SU tTuea, scratches, swelling. Cuts. Lacera tions, Bleedings. Pneumonia, CuUC, Diar rhoea, Uiills. Colds, sc. its rente ot actios Is wide, and tbe relief it aaorua u so prompt thai it Is Invaluable In every ' arm-raid aa well as In every Farm-house. Let It be tried once, and you ill never be without Ik CA I'TIOA I Pood. Extract has been tm itousl. The Keouine arucis baa the words road's Extract blown In each bottle. It is prepared by ineaaly pereaaa llvlas; who ever knew how to prepare It properly. Kefuse all other preparat lona ot Itch UaeL, This is tne only article used by Physicians, and la the nospiuds vt this country and Europe. BIMWBTaaa Case af road's Extract, in putupuM foiui. sent free on sr-plicauon Ui POSD'K EXTMACT CVMPA.tY, M Aiaiden Laue, -ew lurk. BrVTflM? No matter how II;Mly Aboblrd, la lLift ulUu U creajis procured. Adrics and clrcnlv tiM. Ma. J. nati. hit Carpeaisr BX, fails.. Pa. S-l.-lt NEW POTATO: KABEaH E1RLT. Tho finest ojsdling of the surly aoox Lrya,f Y daft mtrUer aaa Su par cent. SMrs pnduatn thaa its parent. A vigorous grower, and. result lot (oioroo Bttti Prvo, bf wtoU, 1 lb 7&C-, 3 Iba 2; oy nvresz. o-ck S3: half ba-h. $3. haab. 16. Send Sir Catalogue ot Gardaa Srad. New And PuUtoaa, etc. BDW . J. BV ASS Ll, lurk. 1-s. s-ti-B COVlVfu.w ft ESSE t'HtIRS dk ROI K Ettit. solid comfort all around the house. Send stamp for Illustralei Price-list to P. A, MNCUULU, HoUvdie, ii. T. Fur sale by the Trade. 4-17 t A GREAT OFFER !!w:w.,,J.d.-; Hnrd Tiaea dlapaoa 't la rlt.MIS 4 OK A N. sr aad accasxl-haad ' flrst- rlan aaakerw lacladlas; WATER' at lower arlcea for eassi -v laMallaseala altered. WATIkV UltAMv rXtl ARr. and I PHIUIIT PI . 4 OK A lLIDIUTIItlK SEW flOt' VEX IB AM HWl ItOItt are Ike BUI MAIE. 7 Urtave rlasov ai.ia. 7 I s da oot sed a year, 2 stop Ortraaa S-0. 4 Mtops .H.7 Stops . Illlasill. 1 (taps . 13 NIobs aiooeaab, sstswl a year, la pe rfeei order syarraated. iinii ana iKlllllvu AbKXsN W A 4 T E 1. Illantrolea CstsloaSM Moiled A liberal dlaeoaat f ?-u jkt. Ajiifr, rtwrrA-., ttr. fibeet ntasle at tialf price. HORACE ATI It. S Jt ko.s. .sasaisrin. ass atcaleia. ajaat 141 Biu, l alaa eejaare. Si. Y. 4-17-iw A HOME & FARM OK YOXJIt OWN. On lfc line of s GREAT RAILROAD with moil DWketA both fcAST and vt BT. K0W IS THE ti?:e to sectee it, kUld Climate, Fertile Poll, Best Country for Books. T4ns Full Information Tan "TBI PUifcMB" sent tree to all parts ot the world. Addrses, o. F. DATIS, Land Com. C. P. K. R. -"- OMAHA, jiEH. , I, --"- i.a aigki, solo. I MlvJ lyj ot no art.1 hir. yoa will rci by n At fl tarn and a oorrort sbotuf rph of yoa rlU fataro hoabaot or wife, wt-h nam aw UflMrilr Sate ot avunaira. Addron, W. FOX, nUinDLill.l' O. frawor.So.it, lsllosvuia, H. I l-X-aa PATENTS taL.,TSKa? U. 9. and Bor,iu Patent Anenta Til M. St. Wu.in.,J too, D. C. K.Uii-hed In ISos. fr alter allowance. Circulars of iostrnction, etc, seat fno. 3-23tow Q Q"7"7 a wee to Agents. $10 outfit frm OclHOI P.O. VICKKkY,AU(rusta.Malne BRANDT AM) CIS for to eta, per rulloa that IU Mf1.no. Rccip .oo. U. U. UcaviT. Prio- . Bay, 5. r. .-.. OK tn OO A r ay at bona. ampla worth tl Oti IU OoVU tnm. Snsaos A Co, PurUand. Mm oa f?. " PFX tfASTES FPU TFT arAJtTFWL ASON & HAMLI 11 CABINET ORGANS. J lHHT AW4KDI AT FOUR GREAT WORLD'S EXPOSITIONS PHILADELPHIA. 1876. Ow.. OM.t-a Mwra fi-T Ki-i at Cvrn-sit. w -r oaww aj as etas as saastttf ans.am fl dss cii vexsj or xeT cjjh rticiu, Five octave double reed organ. tS 1 ff witn tremulant, iplUO Five octave praan, nine stops, CJI 1 A with vols celeste, p 114: WASOM eX HAMLIN ORCAN CO. Bosrojr. irtw yoa. Chicago. OUT M BEST. Ill whe save s Gardes afceala sral for y Illsstrstes Cafalnrse, sttcriptlveerus latret SofelUra ssd thoirsat Y.rieLUs er Teretahle, Field, sad Flower Seeds. Free to all sa retrial sf seatagMtus. WM. H. CARSON, MEEDSXA3T, 125 Chambers Street, N. T. as IWTtno. rrowll ke, etc. no tw al.br, in on-o K-m 1.. 5 pocba,&saam.l. Tulsas S Col, Box L, Brockton. Haw. s-ZMt GOLD I COLLAR BrrTOX snd eatalocn mt for 3c. stamp. W. K. Lonpbow, Baliimnra, a-l-M MO. re You Going to Paint - - y Jll tl tI kI aSSSJ ,H rklS' an- awt a paint that a MUCH HAJHWOMM, and -Ol iT tli Z J T"":, I-!-d roWy for ao la WHITB or A SIT COLO eosroi. u co 1 y thond tb. SdoM buildings is tn. country, many of which have bean pointed wi years, rt?rTrtk?a.!! "Vw" " painied. THIS CHBxUCAl. PA15T has takaa 1RT PaJUIICMs at V7 ?irT rZ" ,r i CAIM OF COLORS S1NT f RIB. Addrow WdA-tf . X. EliUJU. .OU 103 tOsambsn at' I. Test atlLLEi B&08- 108 Watsr Bt OrvaUni. 0 SILVERWARE . A3 PILEMTUMS. IMPORTANT NOTICE. A $4 Set of Eilra PlalEa SILVER SPOONS Given sway as a Special Premium to the tub scribe rs of this paper. Silver floods furaiahet under this Premium Proposition are from u well known snd reliable Union Silver Piatis Co., Philadelphia, Pa- TJnder s very favorable proposition trots tbt above well knows bouse, all regular patrons this paper ess secure s useful and bsautum, w wall as very valuable Premium, m the inapt at handsome set of Extra flated Silver Ipssat. warranted equal to the test article ot the kind sold In this oountry fcr tt p r an. And In addition, each spasa will aw baa, aaaaelw tsrraved vslth year aaasi traai laltiavl. All who are entitled to receive this elegant and useful Premium can do so on compUancs with tbe following conditions 3 Send jour nam. and post-ofOoa address, together with your ex. press office, to the Union Silver Plating Com, pany. TOt Cnestnut Street, PbJlacletphla, Pa. together wftn the following Premium Coupon, snd Inclose with jour order 78 cents, to pay cost of engraving your Initials, express charges, boxing, and packing, and you will receive by return express (or mall. If you have no express offlce) a full set of extra plated Silver Spoons, tree of any ennrge. All express and packing charges are covered by the 73 cents, and the Spoons will be delivered to you 'res. If yoa do not desire to bare the spoons engraved, you are only required to send w cents, to pay ex pressage snd boxing. Tbe coupon must in all cases be sent, to Indicate that yoa are eatttled to this premium, as this very liberal offer la not extended to any one who ts not a patron of this paper. Tbe retail pries of this set of spoons ts fAOs, as tne following letter will snow : Omci or ran rmos Sam Purrm Ca. Puilaos. Pa. ( We mm an subscribers that the roods con tracted for are Orst-elass In every respect, aiid that the usual retail price for them is U u per set. Our lowest price to Jobbers ts oer dozen sets, and we will in no case retail them at sny price, or send them in single sets to any one who does not send tlie required "-coupon," show ing that the sender Is a patron ot una paper. Chios Siltks Puti.no Co. Premium Silver Spoon Coupon. Silverware) Wamnted Extra SILVER PLATS. To tht Trio Silver PUUrmg Co, rkOaTa, Fa. This Is to certify that I ain a pubeenHer of tho paper from which I have eus this Cou pon, sod am entitled, under your premiutr arraniranMnt, to a full set of extra plated Ml ver Spoon, with myinitial engraven thereon. 1 enelo?o herewith 75 cte.. to pay expreaa packing, nosing ana engrannr ci.arjta. Lin recoil of this Coupon, w. hereto aaros to return to the sender, erpren or Moti mg dtorvta prrpatd m fulL a full eel of six of oar extra plated Stiver 8poons, with the ini tials of Uio sender, or sny other initial desired, engraved therein. s-Thi Couwc will b honored by us for ninety days from the dato of this paper, after which it siil tw null and void. jSisned. L'aios Suns PLans Cat, Pstlas'a, Pa As scon as the necessary stock can be max. a fsctured, all who secure the above useful and valuable premiums, will be permitted to secure s full set ot sliver plated knives and forks, oa tbe same liberal basis. 4-lJ-ft 30 EXTRA Mixed Carta, 10c.: 3 Lai't' rr.,rt. luc, any sum bsccohsb A Co , bm-1-rb...i, 4-J- 3m FIRST PREMIUM V.S. Centennial Exhibition. AGENTS WANTED ! .! - Ihplrm; airr-W ,or PICTORIAL BIBLES. 1,800 Illustrations. Address for new circular. A. J. Uolmam a Co- fcttl Arch St Pail a. 3-13-tw S3 Toe want on. 3c for parrlrvjara. PmLAMt- . rata Pcscaaase Ausscv. 114 9. 3rd St. ll'ta TYF i Es atellewett. No medicine. llVr Hook tree. c. L Wood. sladi--ou. ln.L. 3-KS-lt VERDANT GREEN, bc' BtCtthtvTO Be Dst. iriv- slstiblT funny irom first to last. Vkr- 'iJTDU mort auf euiareh ami r.ir ieronest, tbaa ever b?for b-fr-l mr- i uioUL, ix --Trry laugn puiis tun om one's coffin. read this Nv.k nJ nkThat DUrtnM lVrnxh nt.h0 Do t ri With l.SO hDmroaj enas-iar. rU-e srBi-r t4 cent; by mall, 15 ct?iu ,mllnr-T price $1.75. V. Sold br Alt NrwleaJen orteent. DngftiaJiL bT fwn ne.ler,loirl Jk C'Ow,iuUt- Cisica. 4-9-1. M-lSMy DIVORCES ,mMUT pvocored In say Mate. Olrrular. Asierirsa Law Aceaey, 71 Aster H.Mete, a. 3-la-tt 25 CXTKA MIXED CARDS, Mvle. with name Mat. H- V aaJratmrih, CaaUocn, X. V. 2-j-a 20 tr. Cant., ao tw. alia. 10c. of aaa la an.Lma doable row 3hc 26 nrroll e. 25 chroma -2.x. M whit. lie. SO Cardinal iwi lie. 2a Jet la gold -25c roar nam. oa aU. 2a burak .rroll luc. Sample, of card, and a larre 32 entmaa weeklv pp" for 3c Arenat wanted. G. B. I'llmaa, 12 inter Boston, xm. J- SYNDICATE: MC6mbfiittttim of rapt- t-U.' JiW BMttie lf .jajf atiDf in Mock.. lso(H im- Profits, rar. KxvleVDtuorT ctrralnx -at MOUIA . Ufta. Broken. 3 Broad !t . P. a Bus &3H, 3i.1t. -lv-U $10 1 $1000 Invested In Wall Street Stocks, makes fortunes every month. Book rmt frrr e-mLttnlnir everv- thlnir. Address BAXTER A CO., Bankers, II Wall Street. New York. s-is-iy E LIT Ml tt. The EFBEKA JEW, 1.111 AS- 1 ii I laETcoalaia Vj U pair gold-plated tasva.' wav Saw j hmtooft- oat iUm hmtooft- on M (3) piral rhirt atods, ao. Dents' tan. coral pta, Improved hap. collar tod, on. eM.' an link wale 'hain, and oa. ladie. Heavy wedding ring: prK. . oampfeu, bo cents ; thra. tr 1.25, u for 2, and 12 for t3..'-l, all seal pompaid by aiail. tax diva aad a wlid ailnr watrh fur J0. Aeatcr ak. Bcawy o-lling thoM raaketa Send St) reou aa ample and catalognea. W. bav. all kiula of jewelry at low prices. 2-li-lJt COLES A CO, 735 Broidwiy Sew Tork City. fV'ANAKESlS." 9 Dr. ftV. Bllaoee's XXTKBSAL PtLI BSKEST Orms vutrni reittf, SR1 a an Infulllhle Vr Cr Film. To prove It we send saro nlert fnt to all aDDlk-ani& P. NElTifcDTER A CO.. Sole Manulatlurer ui -ASAKB51.' Box 34. New Tork. BrmmmCmmutrftuti In buying the "Axx sra" from Drnirirls'ts. be careful to get the ceno 1re article. Ithacrve thai the alimatura of " slLautJi, M. D." Is on owA end of the box. S-SS-1T PmJTH So matter how angntty dWJL IljllUiUIlU lncwoae. sow paid. Advie. and circo- kjrtroa. T. acallCHAEl, Art',, 707 Sassom St.. QAItAXaJU fAANl CO.S sawweWarrirted'rtra n exTJr Lrm en mm - 1 au I v"ai l" "f JfTP