What the brightneaa of a brow ?
What a a mouth rf pearls and corals ? -Beauty
vauUhaa lite a rapor.
Preach the men of mu-ty morals.
EliOuld the crowd, then, ages fine.
Have abut their ears to tinging Homer,
Becans tbe manic fled m ood
As fleets the violet's aroma ?
Ah, for me, I thrill to eee
The bloom a TelTt cheek discloses :
Made of dust I well behove it !
80 are lilies ! so are roues.
Tbe Rains f r(hixe.
Mr. W. E. liolxTtson writes from
Blairbeth, Scotland, to the London
Tims an follow :
Hawing recently viited tbin once
fauiouscity.I liave thought tbat it mitflit
not be uninteresting to your readers to
know sonietbinjrof the pre-en tcoudit ion
of its rnins while at the fame time 1
call attention to the wholesale desti ac
tion of the few butbeautilul remaining
monuments of glory.
Landing at the little town of Goletta,
which is the port of Tunis, and distant
from it about ten miles', I put up at the
hotel there, kept by an Italian. A wide
but shallow lagoon stretches out to
ward the models city on the It ft. with
which con,mnnication is kept np by
trains which run at intervals during
the day. A mile or two from the sta
tion, on a wide plat an, we come upon
the foundation of a wall, some three
feet in tJiitkiiei-s. i'olloviinjr this for
three miles, we cotne to tome plowed
srrnuud covered with fragments of
broken marble columns, - with here
and there a heap of mius, f:iRt cinru
liliiifr to di-car. Seated among thet
we contemplate the history of a city
which was once the. rival of Home, and
toward which the eyes of the civiii;:cd
world we :e turntd. Here Hannibal,
when a loy nine years of age, was led
to the altar by his lather Haruilcar, and
there with his hands niKin it, made to
swear eternal hostility to the Human
people an oath which Lis after life
proved had not leen forgotten by hiru.
On this Lillbide in later years the Io
nian envoys Mood, and one of them,
addret-fcing the Curthagenian Senate,
said, folding his toga over his aim, "In
this fold I carry peace or war, choose
you which you will have." "Give us
which you will," is the reply. "Then
take war," sajs the Konioan envoy,
letting his toa fall loose, and war,
fierce and long continued, was once
more wa;:ed between these hostile for
ces. The only remains in any way com
plete are the reservoirs and theaijeduct.
The former are in a good state of pre
servation, and are constructed on a
scale of great rongniCcencc. They are
calculated to hold a large supply of
water. These have all been arched
over, but pome of the arches are begin
ning to give way, nnd have tunible'd
into the tanks. Hound the margin of
these pools paths cxU id, paved with
small pieces of polished marble about
an iucli square. All auv.m! may be pick
ed np the frn?nients('i ,: ery, broken
jars, etc., w liith, doul' .t - , have been
in use tor the earn ing .vater by the
the maidens of the city. '. few ancient
coins were given r;e ht:e by a little
boy who had piikcd tlicm np when
herding his goats ner.r by. Some of
them appear to be Uuuiau. .
The aqneilur?', constructed of enor
mous blocks of s'one, and extending
away toward tt d'recti'm of Tnnis, has
in many places, given away; but
enough remains aV.ve ground to en
able us to trace it through many miles.
The lovely situation of the city,
standing on that prominent headland
against which tha waves of the Medi
terranean beat, as iu (he days when
the Roman ileet went down beneath
them, weut far to captivate those who
ultimately became its conquerors
That it mi.sht not be so accessible to
foreign invasions, accounts, in all prob
ability, for the change of situation in
the more modern city of Tunis.
It was with regret I found among the
material collected for building puposes
at the tow n of Cuictta parts of maible
columns, w ith carved woik of the most
magnificent description, all of which
are being broken np to erect aome
humble steadngs.
The Italians and Spaniards of the
Middle ases have adorned their places
with marble from Carthage, and the
Venetians Lave their frieze and col
umns, which were once the admiration
of Dido and of Hannibal. Is it too
much to hope that an clh.i t m it-lit yet
secure for us some relic of a city, the
very foundations of which may, before
long, become lost to our sight f
been that has kept us, as we may say,
so firmly attached to the totter in , in
convenient monument, In spite of the
fact that each time we passed ander one
of its arches we felt a terrible misgiv
ing lest the calcined, age-worn stones
supporting it should tremble with lon-
sufl'ered weakness, fall to the ground.
and bury us beneath tbe ruins? Who
else should it have been but Charles
Lamb? who but Charles Lamb, most
loving of men, tenderest of poets, wit
tiest of writers, the most truly delight
ful and charming of ail EuglUh essay
ists, who almost worshiped the ground
which Temple Bar has so long blocked
with its presence, and adored it as if it
had been supporting the most magnifl
cent and beautiful temple ever erected
by the genius of man?
Charles Lamb was born and passed
the first seven years of his life within a
stoae's-throw of Temple Ear, a spot
which he has characterized as "the most
elegant in the metropolis;" and the de
lightful ''Essays of Elia" were penned
almost within view of its venerable
Venetian purlur. Daily he must have
trudged patiently with that dear sister
whom he tended and loved so well,
through the old gateway, bent on cel
lecting the little store lor the morrow's
meal, and expatiating by the way on
the glories of Loudon, a place w hich
was 10 be preferred, in his opinion, so
greatly did he love the town, to the
finest prospect of country ever planned
by the all-wise providene-e of the Creator
though here we think he wasjok'ng.
Hear him, however, on the subject, ir.
one of his most rapturous moods: "I
am not," says he, "romance-bit about
Nature. The earth and sea and sky
(when all is said) is but as a house to
dwell in. If the inmates be courteous,
and good liqnors flow like the conduits
at an old coronation, if they can talk
sensibly and feci properly, I hare no
need to stand staring on thegilded look
ing-glass (that strained my friend s
purse-strings In the pure-base), nor his
five-shilling print over the mantel-piece
ofOIdXabhs, the carrier (which only
betrays his false taste). Just as impor
tant to me (in a sense) is all the furni
ture ef my world eye-pampering, but
satisfies no heart. Streets, streets,
streets, markets, theatres, churches,
C-ovcut Gardens, shops sparkling with
pretty faces of industrious milliners,
neat seamstresses, ladies cheapening,
zenliemen behind counters lying, au
thors in the street with spectacles (you
may know them by their gait), lamps
lit at night, pastry-cook aud silver-smith
shops, noise of coaches, drowsy cry of
mechanic watchmen at night, with
bucks reeling home drunk; if yon hap
pen to wake at night, cries of fire and
stop thief; inns of court with their
learned air, and halls aud butteries just
likeCambridjiecolleges; old book-stalls,
'Jeremy Taylors, 'Burtons on Melan
choly,' and Iieligio Mcdicis,' on- every
stall these are the pleasures of London !
with the many sins; for these may Kis
wick and her giant brood go hang."
The gentle humorist loved the city,
and Temple Bar was the grand and
honored gateway to it.
"What a transition for a country
man," writes he, "visiting London fer
the first time the passing from the
crowded Strand or Fleet Street by un
expected avenues" to the Temple!
V hereupon heproceeds to write learned
ly upon its many memories and classic
beautii-s, expressing the hope that the
younkers or after-generations may pace
its stately terrace with the same super
stitious veneration ''with which the
child Elia gazed oil the old worthies
that solemnized the parade before ye!"
Apphton's Journal.
AG B ICrLTl'RJt L.
A Word to Fak.vkus' Soxs. To those
who prize the freedoin peculiar to a life
in the country, and also the security ol
a steady occupation, the pursuit of farm
ing in tiiis country offers great advan
tages. Every talent" which the most
P'ftl young man pos-es-e m:'y beexer
cised iu connection with agriculture,
and the more finished his education the
better will be his chances of gaining
culture 1mm his surroundings ami ac
quiring influence with his neighliora.
Already a Hrg portion of the jer
maneut wealth of oar nation is in the
hands of farmers, and every facility is
offered by our laws for any one who
wishes to secure a farm for himself.
The introduction of machinery for al
most all kinds of farm work, the multi
plication of means of transportation,
and the great demand in cities arid
towns lor the best farm produe-e, make
it becestary tor a man to know the cost
of eae-h crop he raises that he may de
vote his tiuie and Ialor to that whic-11
pays the highest pen-ent. 011 capital in
vested. Hundreds of farmers annually
dispose of their wheat, potatoes, apples,
CeTii, cattle or horses, at the 111 irket
prie'e, w ithout knowing the actual cost
of produe'tion ot any crop. As a natural
consequence they go 011 year alter year
in the same way, w hile by knowing ex
actly the cost of raising a bushel of
w heat, or a ton of hay, or a pound of
wool, they could soon decide where their
profits lay and discard the crops which
experience proved to bring them only a
loss.
Now, to know the precise cost of any
farm product, it is as necessary that a
fanner should keep acenra'e accounisas
for a merchant or manufacturer. To no
class ol business men is a practical
knowledge ot book-keeping mo-e valu
able than to our tarmeis. Because t
many have succeceled without it in tl
SCIENTIFIC.
pat (toes i'Ot alTer the eae. A higher
standard is before the farmers now.
Their produce must leofgood finality
to meet w ith ready sale, ami to Insure
that success now demands that capital
be invested In good building... nmchi-
nory. ami improved kinds of grain, fruit
and Jive stock.
Tl.ev need to know the exact returns
yielded by all such Invi stments, which
can be ascertained only from a complete
aud accurate svsteiu of accounts. Let
flovtoTcut Kerosene 'Oil. The fol
follow in? is a simple but infallible test
to ascertain exactly Uie quality anu ex
plosive points of any sample of kero
sene oil no matter by what fancy, at
tractive nnmo it ir.ay be designated in
specio'is advertisements. Takes com
mon tin pan -of water, or any ordinary
tin pail, say seven inches deep; tijl the
the vessel wMi water and place it on
the stove or over a lamp, so as to heat
very gradually; jut an ordiuary ther
mometer upright in the water, to indi
cate the gradual tise of temperature.
Take a little pan, sncn as is used to
bake small patties. Fold for a cent each.
In the patty-pan put a tables;oonfiil of
kerosene and let it float on the snrfaoe
of the gradually heating water. When
you seethe thermometer betuu to indi
cate seventy, seventv-live or eighty,
apply a blazing match to the kerosene
itithe little pan. If the oil is safe no
Hash will ensue, but it it is impure,
and therefore dangerous, a. flash like
i.'iji'iou of gns will apiear. In case a
llash occurs while the thermometer in
iiimtesateniieratnre beiow 100 degrees
ir. is safetoasHiime that the oil is highly
dangerous and utterly untit for use.
as we have said before, it is more dan
gerous than gnnnowder, which cannot
be ignited lv a flame at such a tem
perature. No oil should be pui chased
wlio-e flashing or igniting point is at
all below 100 degress, aud it should be
remembered that the greater the heat
ir wid endure above that tenifterature,
the greater is the proportional iucrease
iu its safety for burning iu lamps.
Wlii'.ellO degrees Fahrenheit is a fair
test, it does uot gtutrnutee indiscrimin
ate or leckless handling. Even with
the best brands of oil a lamp slio'ild
never be filled while lighted or while
near 0110 that is lighted. As the oil
burns down in the lamp a highly iu-
, I tl.immat.le gas gathers over the surface
" I increa-iag as the oil decreases, and not
infrequently forcing its way to the
tiame at the edge of the wick, and
threatening an explosion. -There
are vaiious tricks current
i flTiwiiiir ilt,:t!tTA in kirnutin tn nrnrR
that even naphtha is not explosive at
seventy degrees. The usnnl test is to
hold a li jhied match over an open ves
sel containing it. But let a suiali por
ti in be pur. iu acan and shaken up, aud
a li'.'hr introduced, when au explosion
msrantlv occur, showing that the in
us impress npoii young farmers, ftock-! H.inimaMe stuff beoouieBexplosiveupon
mixing ni'u ine oxygeu 01 ine aimos
pheie. Iudcedit niay lie safely said that
every Limp in the land, when burniug
in u room, steamboat cabin, or other
atias tment whose temperature is 75 or
to degu-e s, is liable to explosion, even
if biiruing the standard kerosene of
110 degress flashing point. Many sci
eutilic men have been led into tlie fal
lacy that thedash point of kerosene at
110 degress is the point of safety: bnt
it has recently been demonstrated by
Asparagus ix 'Winter. There is pro- 1111 eminent chemist that 15 degrees be-
bably no vegetable that repavs the iron- j low the igniting poiut, oil, after bum
ble of . artificial cultivation better th in iug twenty minutes or half an hour,
asparagus. It grows rapidly am! attains w i.l generate au explosive gas. It ba
great ie w hen properly cared for; and also been demonstrated by the same
it may 1 made a source of great profit, I "Uthoniy that oil with au igniting or
l-ir.rp i,!i,it:ri,ar.l it l.,.! r.u,i, ,,,,,l..r I IlUStilllg point Ot !) UCgreSS IS in an
.. . .. .f,..-. :.:.. .i i..
lealers and fruit-growers, the vast bene
fit you would realize from a course of
busine-s training. B :tter give a year
of your time now to this study you
would lie more than repaid for your
time and money in live years. Surely
it is time the leading industry of our
State and country was conducted on the
same principles that control less im
portant interests. ni;,ier iW .'.uniil.
mined in-
I closed in lanterns on shipboard and
glass in France, and sold iu whiter r.t
high prices. M. Jaeejuissoii a l.oriieul
,....!: .. i. . !..-. i. ...... i -r. !...-
luiaiisb, ti.13 iiui uuyvrn n loan on ii y , n i . . .- i
bottle ith t he bottom cut oil. 1 he,e . j ,f , o m , whkU
bottomless bottles, when wed corked, I its , rt.gUarly entails,
are placed over the aspar.-ig'is head just
as it is beginning to ri.-e above the; , ,
ground. The asarflus beins thus nro- Jl'r J H no color ot
tectveel not only grows last, but is so ten
railway cars. It is claimed that until
j tlm skv is said to be Hue to the trans-
I it.iai..,. nf r.n- t.F li. lit- 1 1 1 r !i o ..l.nil
ier that the w hole ot it may be eattn. "'"7 1 i " r n V . """','
The air being kept f-om it. t he develop-1 V.' ''USt " ''J-'1' 1rol",c,1 ?ve '!ie 7V'
ment of the w,.o'lv fibre of the plant is 1 rlw Nordenskio d
.. , .. .. , .. snow which covered the iccbergsa lar
retarded, w h.Iethat ot ,e eelhilar lis-. , . fonn(, Mteva
A miracnlons Poiusde.
Temple TUtr nnd Charles Lnmt.
But we pause in the almost impossi
ble task of endeavoring to bring to mind
the names of the authors, wits, and
poets, who have most contributed to
sustain and, it may be added, popular
ize the fame of Temple Bar, to ask our
selves the question who of them is it,
after all, that has most endeared its
memory to us? It has not been Dry
den, nor yet Tope. We find but scarce
allusion to it in the writings of Swift,
Steele, or Addison. Neither Sterne tiie
most pathetic, nor Smollett the w ittiest
of writers, nor Congrcve the most court
ly of dramatists, nor Garth the poetical
physical, has given us pleasant recol
lection ol its presence in anything that
be has penned. Ir. Johnson has left
us plenty of glimpses of it through the
diary of his familiar Boswell, but not of
a kind that makes us yearn toward it
with much of kindly concern. We nat
urally Jove to think of the old gateway
in connection with genial Oliver Gold
smith and bis thoughtless vanity; of
how he, scores of times, iu that exqui
site suit of Tyriau bloom, satin grain,
and dark-blue silk breeches, must have
walked gayly by it to vex the kindly
soul of lieynolds at the studio in Leices
ter Fields by his preposterous extrava
gance. We have Burke in our eye, and
Garrick; the poets Gay and Thomson,
and the clever artist who drew the char
acter of Squire Western ; Gibbon has
stredled past the grimy walls; and Rich
ard Savage aud Kichardson, hard-working
printer and auin:rublc novelist;
Rogers tbe banker-iie; ; poor, nervous,
unstrung Con per, in 1' days of his
terrible malady ; Shcri on bis way
to tlie fpougtng-hous'j; .- niuel Taylor
Coleridge ruminating, .'.yhap, over
the terrible seductions of nis unfortu
nate passion : all these excellent and
worthy representatives of England's
literature have at some time or other
halted at the very spot where we our
selves have stood iu our journeyings
through London, contemplating the
mud-be-spattercd face and rueful out
line of the mnch-ioaligued, oft abused,
but patient-looking memorial. But
these were not the men who made us
feel tbe kindlier toward the old Bar,
because they so often pusred and strayed
within iu shadow. Who, then, has It
A lady of 30, a rlump jolly brunette,
sees with some anxiety a dark downy
line penciling itself on her superior lip.
She does not care to compete with the
bearded women and consults the ad
vertisements. She finds just what sue
wants a delipatory pomade, warrant
ed to remove the most obnoxious mus
tache woman ever had in live appli
cations. She obtains a box at a price
of 10 francs, and follows the diiections
on the label with care. The mustache
thrives on the depilatory, and alter
a while matlame yields to the inevita
ble, and consoles herself by rt-tlcctiug
that it might be worse.
Three or fonr years roll by, and she
sees with alarm that her hair is begin
ning to thin. A trifle of mustache can
be borne, but a bald bead never, and
again she has resource to tlie adver
tisements. She finds the article she
ne-eds a miraculous pomade to iu
crease the thickness and beauty of the
hair. On visiting the shop she is stu
pelied. It is the same shop, the same
attendant, the same bottle at the same
price, the same pomade, so far as she
can judge from appearances. , Only the
label lias be en changed.
The merchant, on being'severely ex
amine d, admits that it is the same po
made. It failed so utterly to remote
hair that he turned it into a hair invig
orator. ith great joy the customer
buys a pot and applies it anil her hair
goes on falling out faster than ever!
way, :isparagus is as expeditiously cut
as when grown in theoidinarr manner,
sullicient light passing through the
botrlc to show when the, heads are ready
forgathering. In addition to this, the
small amount of light which passes
through the b it'le gives the asparagus
a rosy tingn which greatly iuiprdves its
appearance.
Effects of Climate ox Tiaxts An
English, agricultural paper says it has
been proved that the seeds of certain
plants, if gathered in one climate and
sown iu another, will germinate earlier
or later and with more or less vigor,
according as the new climate is colder
or warmer than the old, and that a lif-
ferene-e of a few degrees only in latitude
niili a multitude, ot minute btacK par
ti eles, spread over the surface, or situ
ated at the bottom of littiepits.a nuru
lier of w hiidi were Been on the outward
laer of sunw. Many of such particles
weie lodged in the inferior state. This
lust, which becomes gray on eh"3 ing,
contained a large proportion of metallic
particle attracted by tbe magnet, aud
capable .f decomposing bulubate of
copper. . An ob.-ei vatiou made: a little
later upon oilier icebergs proved the
presence of similar dust in a layer of
granular crystalline suoiv, situated be
neath iutothtr stiatiim t light, fresh
baldened suow. Upon analysis, this
mat ter was found to be com posed of me
tulic iron, phosphorus tolhat and fiag
ment.sof iiiattiinace;r. It bears the
greatest analogy to the elust previously
e snow
m un-
Crne for Frxoxs. We have had a
case of felon' in our family lately, and
treated it successfully by steaming the
whole hand with bitter herbs, it was
allowed to progress, through ignorance,
until badly swollen, exquisitely pain
ful, aud of "a livid purple color. Being
in the palm of the hand it involved the
whole hand and wrist in the swelling.
A handful each of tanzy, hop?, catnip,
and wormwood wad tiirown in an old
bain, a small quantity of tobacco and
half a teacnpful of sott soap added, and
sufficient water to eover. When boiling
hot, the baud was placed over the
steam, and a small blanket was thrown
over the basin toretaiu the steam which
was applied uulil tlie mixture cooled.
This was related day and night until
the pain was entirely removed, which
was in forty eight hours. The relief
from the paroxysms of pain is almos'
tnn'iieal as soon us the steam is applied.
The mixture wm only once renewed.
Between the applications of steam, a
poultice of soft soap, thickened with
slippery elm flour, wav appliej, but 1
think it was uunee-essary. Alter using
for a day the hand w as submitted to a
physlean, who thought it should be
lanced or no relief would be found iu
less than a week, but the next day the
pain took Its final leave. No anodyne
was used to procure sleep, as the steam
ing Instantly relieved the pain until the
next attack.
CLKANSJXil Fetiieks of TnKta Axt
MaL Oil. The following receipt gained
a premium from the Society of Arts:
Take for every gallon of clean water
one pound of quicklime, mix them well
together, anil w hen the undissolved
litne is precipitated in fine powd-r ixmr
off the clean lime water for iie. l'nt
feathers to be cleaned into another tub,
and add to them a quantity of clean
lime water, siitlicient to cover them
about three Inches, when well immersed
and stirred about therein. Tlie feathers,
when thoroughly moi-tened, will sink
down, and should remain in the lime
water three or four days ; alter which,
the foul liquor should lie separate'! from
them, by laying them in a sieve. The
feathers should be afterwards well
washed in clean water, aud dried upon
nets, the meshes of which mny be alwiut
the fineness tif cabb.ige-nets. The
feathers must, from time to time, be
shaken on the nets, ami as they get dry
will fall through the meshes, and are
to be collected for ine. The admission
of air will be serviceable in drying.
The process will be complete 1 iu three
weeks; and after boing thus prepared,
the feathers will only rcquiio to be
beaten to get rid of the du-t.
It mit be of some vaiue to telejrraph
operators who have marble-based in
struments, and houst keejiers who have
marble-top furniture, to know that the
common solution of gurn arahio is au
excellent absorbent, aud will remove
dirt, Ac, from marble. First. Brush
the dust off the place to be cleainii, then
apply with a brush a ginj coat of gum
arabic, aliout the consistency of thick,
yfiice mucilage, expose it to the sun or
dry w ind, or both. In a" short time it
will crack and p-el oir. If all the gum
should not peel oil", wash it with clean
water and a dean clot h. Of course if
the first applie-ation does not have the
desired effect it should lie applied again.
Second, make a paste with soft soap aud
whiting, wash the marble with it, and
then leave a coat ot paste upon it fn
two or three days.. Allerwaids wash
off with warm (not hot) water and soap.
Scientific Ai.iericcn.
nraoBors.
Tub Science of Phremologt. They
hail a lecture on phrenology in Xorris
town a short time ago from a traveling
professor of that science, and part of it
w as quite entertaining. He had tbe
stand several plaster heads mapped out
in town low, and after he explained
what they rueaut his invited jiersons in
the audience to come up and let hnu
feel their bumps and explaia tneir
characters. Several times he hit pretty
accurately-, and excited a considerable
amount of applause, but after awhile
old L. stepped up for examination.
He is au absent-niiude-d man, and he
wears a wig. While dressing himself
before coming to the lecture he had
placed the wig on the bureau and acci
dntly tossed his plug of tobacco in it.
When he put the wig on it was just like
him not to notice the plug, knd so when
he mounted the platform he had a lump
just over his bump of conibativeuess as
big as half a hen's egg. The professor
fingered about a while over !.' head,
and then said :
"We have here a somewhat remarka
ble skull. The perceptive faculties
strongly develojied; reflective faculties
quite' good; ideality large; reference
so great as to be unusual, and benevoj-ene-e
very prominent. Secretiveness b
small, and the subject, therefore, is a
man of candor and frankness; he com
municates what he knows freedy. We
have alt," said the Protessor, stili
plowing his lingers through I.'s hair,
"inquisitiveness not large, the subject
is not a grasping, avaricious man ; he
lives libera'ly, he he he . Wliy.it
can't be! Yes. Why, what in the !
Munificent Jloses! that's the most
awful development of combativene-s I
ever heard ot ! Are you a prize-fighter,
eh?"
"Prrze-fighter !" exclaimed I."Why,
what do von mean?
"Xcvcr been a soldier or pirate, or
anvthing like that?"
"You certainly tnnst be crazy."
"Am t you fond of going into .scrim
mages and rows, aud hammering peo
ple:'"
"Certa'nly not," answered IX indi
nantlr.
"Well. sir. then vou're nntrne to
your nature. The way your head's
built qualities you, I sho'iul say, in a
special manner, as a kiiocker-elow n and
a draggf-r-out. If yu want to fulfill
your mission you will devote the re
mainder of your life to battering np
your fellow men aud keeping yourself
in one interminable and eternal muss.
You've got the awfuh-t bump that ever
decorated a human skull. It's phenome
nal. AVhat'll yon take for your head
when you die? Gentlemen, this man is
liable at any moment to commence
raging around this Community like a
wildcat, banging yo:i with a club or
anything that conies handy. It Isu't
sutrt for him to lie at larg."
Then . put his hand up to feel the
bump, aud he noticed the tobacco. He
pulled off his w ig, aud there was the
plug sticking behiud his. left ear. Then
the Professor looked at it a moment in
confusion, sa'd :
"Ladies and gentlemen, we will now
the levtnre is that is, i have no
more . Bay turn out those lights."
Ihcn tlie audience laughed, and D.
put on his wig, and the Professor started
to catch the lata train.
The science of phrenology is not as
popular iu XorrUtown as it was, aiid
1. still remains peaceable.
Treo-rsDI"-
dis-
! : ...ii i i... .i " r... :., ,i.u
produce these results, for exam- . , r.H.h'1 ' ,iHS..ril,ed bv Li
1 ',i , V , . . , i uat" "kryokouite.
south of England will germinate and , ,
ripen much earlier than wheat ot ex
actly similar qualitv gathered in the
K!ie im lb Eye.
Size with the eye, as with the brain,
is generally conceded to be a measure of
capacity. A large eye has a wider
range of vision, as it unquestionably
has of expression than a small one. A
large eye will take in more at a glance,
though, perhaps, with less attention to
details than a small one. Generallv
speaking, large eyes see things in gen
eral, and small eyes in particular. The
one sees many things as a whole, con
sidcriug them iu a philosophical and
speculative nay, often seeing through
and beyond them; Ihe other sees fewer
things, but usually looks keenly into
them, and is appreciative of detail
Some eyes, however, look at everything
and yet see nothing. Fullness of the
eye, causing a bulging of the low er eye
lids, is a well-known feign of language.
Persons w ith this sign large, have not
only a speaking eye, but also a speaking
tongue, whereof their fellows do not
long remain in ignorance. A general
projection or fullness of the eye above
and below, which bring the eyeball
forward on a line with the face.aad
eyebrow, denotes the quality of physi
cal perception, or fhe capacity to sec
quickly w hatever appears on the sur
face of things. A person with such an
eye on entering a room for the first
time would note rapidly the shape, fize,
arrangement, and general appearance
of the different articles of furniture iu
it, and the color of the walls, curtains,
etc., take In with equal felicity the feat
ures, the color of the eyes and Lair,
size and appearauce of any person who
might be present. In looking at a pict
ure such a person would at once incline
to examine tbe color, number, group
ing, attitude and costumes of toe figures
composing it. Scientific American.
I The novel uses to which paper has
south and planted in the same latitude lor W(-.(1 iron ,.,,;, H(..t have .,t ex
iu which it was grown, lhis f act is ol ,allMed the hn ctions ii which it may
nu'iuimc (., I.-MCH.I..I-i e Iuiln scrvicahlc to mankind, ir is
alists. lo secure early growing gram ,,.poi ted from England that au ollicer
crops it is only necessary to Like care f ylL. Mv.. vnvx hasobtaiued a patent
that the seed is gathered in a colder e!i- j for sheathing iron vessels with paper
nmeman mat in winch it v: id be sown, to protect them from corrosion and the
The same thing is noticeable among gailii ling on tbeni of sea grasses aud
other iilarts, and florists and hortieui- j bar nudes. It is said that paper was
tnralists might take advantage of this used on the bottom of a vessel in the
circumstance to produce both earlier dock at Portsmouth for some other
and stronger plants than thev do now, I purpose, antl that the officer obtained
without the appliances of forcing. Iiis parent Iwcanse on the re-tnrn of the
vessel to the dock, after a voyase, he
A ceion w.-.gnn costs a considerate i discoveied that every part of the vessel
T I .. . T . . , A .-...!. I I nu n. '1 -I , f.-t. , ,,,,
BrTTr.R Sacce kok Mackki:fi.. Half-
cup of Hour mixed with cold w ater till
a smooth paste; stir enough of this
paste into a half pint of (xiiiing waier
over the fire to forma thick cream ; add
a little salt, and stir steadily witu an
egg-whip for two minutes; then re
move from the fire and stir in a qnarter
ponnd of Imrter, two tab!epoonl"u's of
chopped parsley and the juice of half a
lemon. Set it on the back part of the
stove to keep warm, but on no account
let it boil. (No sauce should be boiled
alter the butter has been added, or it
will have a rancid t.ate; and to boil
alter lemon juice has been beaten in
will turn the lemon Li t-r.) Having
broiled the fish, lay it carefully into a
hot platter with parsley, watercress,
r a slice of lemon upon it. aim serve.
Do not pur the s.tnre over the ft-di, but
send It to the table in a sauce boat-
Colvan was once out dining where
tbe only lady in the company was the
Dowager Lady Cerk. Puns were the
staple of the entertainment. ".Mr. Col
man," sail Lady Cork, "you are so
agreeable that you shail drink a glass
of champagne w ith ine." "Your lady
ship's wishes are laws to me," returned
Coliii.aii, "but, really, ch.imr.ignu does
not agree witii me." Whereupon
.lekyll, who was present, called out,
"Faith, Column, you seem more at
tached to the Cork than to the bottle."
sum and it should lie taken proper care
of and made to last as long as pos-jhle.
Few icrsons understand the inijHirtaiice
of thorough ly I ubricati ng the axle's, etc.,
of wagons aud carriages and still lew er
know which are the most suitable lubri
cators to use, aud the proper w ay of ap
plying them. -A well made wheel will
endure ordinary wear fruiu ten to
twenty-five years, if eai e U taken to use
the right amount of the proper lubrica
tor, but if tiiis matter is not attended to,
a wheel will be nsl up in live cr six
ye'ars. Lard should never by used n a
wagon, for it will penetrate the hub
and work itself out all around the tenons
of the spokes and spoil the wheel. Tal
low is the best lubricator for wooden
axle-trees and cast iroil for iroD.
wcedJ,- gras8 nnd btrnacles excpt
the papered Mrti.in.- He ha since ex
Pe. iuieiited uith paper as a protector
of sliifV Itot'oms. and finds) that when
a cement or waterproof paper is ustxl,
it is the best and cheapest material tor
protecting. Wvn,
Stack isei asi Feii-ixo. V. Doyle,
of Gratiot, Wisconsin, writes giving his
met hocfot caring tor straw :
Straw with ns is the princ'ple article
of food for cattle in winter, nnd it be
comes necessary as a matter of economy
to make the nifist of it.
As the thrashing season conies some
time before we feed, the straw should
be well stacked anil picked un, as iu the
e'ase of hay, and a good fence built about
it for its pieservaiion. Many farmers
allow swine to get at the straw stack.
This is a miserable practice, for the
straw Is wasted and made unw holefome
for winter use. 1 feed it cut with a
great deal of care, as 1 would bar, and
tnus utilize it all.
Asm:, are among the best fertilizers
for onions, ror tins crop they should
be strewed along the rows lengthwise,
and the cultivator then run between
them, or else hoe-d by band. Applied
to Indian coin, a handful to each hill,
immediately before a rain -storm, or just
before a crop is hoed, ashes give good
returns. For vines in the garden they
are also desirable. ' Ashes applied to
grass just after the first crop ot hay has
been taken off are said to have a fine ef
fect.
1'luiJs of the Mouth. Dr. Ifodson
wisely calls attention iu the Jletlicat
i:rntr1 to the fact that, in any illness
involving a feverish condition, the flu
ids of the mouth are constantly as in
tensely ncld a.s respects the teeth as
ai-y hiciiii Ine administerea by the phy
sician', :in!, "moreover, from the high
tt-Tnperataic of ' the buccal cavity-ait
such times, the power of these acids
for etll is gleatly angciented. Further,
.a direct CMiseqnetice of these condi
tions is fhe pspechtHy-rapid fermenta
tion, nnd dee-timposttuin of all iood
lodged between and around the teeth,
and tiie consequent elnii iuation of other
dcie teiious acid. Lr. Hudson recom
ineuds l i using the mouth with liquor
ccf" (lime water), diluted acconjug
to the- heus.iUKfiic.ss f tbe mucous
membrane, and tUvoicd with a few
drops ot w into green or peppermint to
make it agie-calile.
Rxbdisii. Myriads' of Insecfs and
spores ot moid and Injurious lungi
gather in thernbblsb of the farm. Burn
everything of the kind. Potato tops
harbor t!t spores of the otato disease;
straw, corn, fishier nnd stubs harbor
chinch bugs; chips, bark, weeds and all
such waste, furnish hkling places lor
grubs, beetles, etc. As Jirevcntive mea
sures none are more effective than gen-
oral neatness and cleanliness every
where about the farm.
Lrxirs ix Uprfks. Take poke root
and chop it up ti ie and beat it into a
pumice; take a teacnpful and put it In a
quart of meal, and feed to a cow whose
under has lumps in it, aud they are re
moved at once. Thcreuunly is infalli
ble.
Whex charcoal is powdered and a
little dropped Into a potato hill when
planted, it will double the crop and will
mprove the quality beyond expecta
tion.
According to one of the French tech
nical journals, considerable attention
has been given of late, in Belgium, to
ix method for refining cast iron, to a
certain degree, previous to puddling
a mi-mod put into successful practice,
it seems by M. Hamouc-metsllurgist
of Maubeuge. - As described, the pro
cess is quite simple. It consists, ro sub
mitting the cast iron, at the iuetji.it it
is tapped from the blast furnace, to a
current of air fioru the same blast that
is being- to f he tnyeres of the furnace
itself.. This' uniiine process is renro-
se-nted to be very rapid, and the appa
ratus for effecting it is . quite inexpen
sive arid frpe1 from eoirfpiicarion. while
the advantage obtained is the pig iron
is so far retined that one charge more
per twentv-four hours can be worked
iu tiie puddling furnace.
To raako tho best varnish for var
nishing a diaumg made in India ink
with heavy iiucs and parts, which have
been tinted with various colors. Put
a drop or two of acetic acid in the ink -,
and when the drawing is dry, varnish
with mustic varuish.
Beef Exrn act. Take a pound of
good juicy bocf, from which all the
skm and fat has I een cut away, chop it
up like sausage-meat; mix it thor
oughly with a pint of told water, place
it on the side of the stoye to best verv
slowly, and give an occasional stir. It
may bland two or three hours be-fore it
is allowed to simmer, and will then re
quire but filteeii minutes of gentle boil
ing. Salt should be added when the
boding first eo-nmenees. and this, f.ir
invalids, in genera!, is the only season
ing required. When the extract is thus
far prepared, it may be Mired from
the meat into a ba-in, ei.d allowed to
stand until any pirtiil ff fat on the
surface can lie skimmed off, and the
sediment has subsided and left the soup
quite clear, w hen it may. be injured off
geutiy, heated in a clean saucepan, aud
served. The scum should bo well el eared
as it accumulates.
''On, you say this gentleman was
about, til'ty five," said Canning to a pert
young woman in the witness box, "and
I suppose now yon consider yourself to
be a pretty good jnle of people's age,
eh? Ah. just so. Well, now, how old
should you take tue to W?'' "Judging
by your appearance, sir," replied the
wituess, "I should take you to be about
sixty; by your questions I should ?up
(ost; j-ou were about sixteen."
.' ...:f l.nrial-Dlace was
covered in Selby. England, In I8-i,
and at a depth of six or
several coffins formed of the trunks of
tres, split in two and hollowed out
were exhumed. One of these, now
preserved In the museum at ori, con
tained tiie skeleton of a woman, and
near the neck were lying seven beads
of graduated size and oval shape. In
t!ie"centre of the skull a round hole was
detected, resembling the perforation in
the skull of a Roman lady, recently dis
covered In an old cemetery at York. In
the summer oflSTG. on the rebuilding
of a house In Sol by. some fifteen or
twenty other tree-coffins were disin
terred. They were closely packed to
gether at a distance of from five to eight
feet; and at the head of several an up
right oaken jost, three feet high, were
standing. In four out of seven coffins
examined, hazel rods or twigs were
found In the right hand of the corpse.
There is a record of similar rods having
been found in a cemetery at Oberflact,
Suabia.
Oen. Spinner is sending North most
poetic and tantalizing letters describing
the Florida peach blossom auJ ripe
strawberries among which he d wells.2S
iryou want to Strang, lltsltby
and vigorous, take E. F. Kunkel's Bit
ter Wine of Iron. Xo language can
eonvev an adequate Klea of the imme-,i;-r
,ul almost miraculous change
produced 1V t iklugE. F. Kunkel s bit
ter Wine ot Iron iu tiie diseased, debili
tated and shattered nervous system.
Whether broken down by excess, weak
bv nature, or impaired by sickness, the
relaxed and unstrung organization is
restored to perfect health and vigor.
Sold onlv iu fl bottles. Sold by all
druggists" and dealers every' where.
!crvaa Debility. Xtsoi IX-bUUy.
Debility, ia a depressed, irritable state
of mind, a weak, nervous, exhau.-ted
feeling, no energy or animation, con
fused head, weak meniorv, the conse
quences of excesses, mental overwork.
This uervous debilitv finds a sovereign
cure in E. F. Kunkel's Bitter Wine of
Iron. It tones the system, dispels the
mentll gloom and despondene-y, and
rejuvenates the entire system. Sold only
iu $1 bottles. Get the genuine. Take
oiiiv E. F. Kunkel's, it ha a yellow
wrapper around it, his photograph on
outside. Sld bv your druggist. E. F.
Kunkel. Proprietor, No. 2..9 North
.Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Send
for circular, or advice free. Try my
great remedy. Get it of your iruggist.
six bott es lor $3.00. It cannot fail. It
is guaranteed to do as is recommended.
Worms ! Worms ! Worms !
E. F. Kunkel's Worm Syrup never
fails to remove all kinds of worms.
Sear, Pin, and Stomach Worm" are
readily removed by Kunkel's Worm
Svrup. Dr. Kunkel is the only suc
cessful Physician in the foa::'ry lor
the removal ol Tspe worms. It removes
them in 2 to 3 hours, wiih Ilea I and all
complete alive, and no le-e until head is
passed. Common sense teaches if Tape
Worm can be removed, all other worms
can be readily destroyed. Ask your
druggist for a bottle ol Kunkel's Worm
Svrup. Price $1 per bottle. It never
f.iils. If he has it not, have him get it,
or send to Proprietor, E. F. Kunkel,
19 North Ninth Street, Philadelphia,
Pa. (Advice at otiice free, or by mail.)
Invalid Pensions increased, Jfexi
can. Florida. Black Hawk Wars. Hor
ses lost or killed in the army. Patents
obtained at haU usual fees. Write to
Col. I- Bingham & Co., Att'ys for
Claim and Patent Law Advocates,
Washington, I. C.
POND'S EXTRACT.
POND'S EXTR1CT.
The PecpU's Icnsdy.
Th3 Universal Paia Ixincia:
Xote: Ask for FoutTia Extract.
Take no other.
'Hear, for I
W'H apk of raerllrat
rOXI)'iEtTRUT-Thetrreat rsrtbla
Chin lirlr)er. Has U-en in over
Italrly yr. and lor t-fe-mliD-s ai
prmer ' e-iiairir Tirtn runnel l-r exti-Unl.
rilll liKO. lmll; aa ail' iM to t
w.imiui ft tm' .mri.et. Archival.
IJralr, t untaalMa, Ml-, pra.laa,
ure r-l.eu im.Kt msiaiiliy iy
nplleution. I'muiP'ty relH-rea pmns t
rlttroa, Kralcla. tn arlxl . h.
IU, OIU feorra, KH, ,
4 r. etc Airesls UitlajiiuianoQ, rcuuLVa
st liinc-', su('S Duelling, re-uiuto tlLx.u.or.
at Mm aud neia riioidiy.
LA III CM uiid il iuir I' mend. It ti.-ir's
tlie palua to winch lacy are prrllulj
Mibjecl notably lullne-sa and tina.-me 1U
tue Dead, nausea, vertlsfo, c. 11 pn.ratiy
amelK-riiie ami permniicuH' heal-all klo
oi Inll.tininaiioaaanil Irrratlona.
llEnvUKHwIua ur lll,t. In. a lu ibu
ine . luimetliaie rehel and ultimate tuit.
'o ra?. Iiouevrr chronic or uosunaie uia
resist l r ir'ilar use.
riRiiiiSC 1EI itls'neonlysoree-jra.
hll-t.Y ui!KAEa. 11 lutD no muai ior
in rmarein. til e.
B LI' E I) I from any cause. Tor th: tt Is
.u-rlUe. Ubaxsavea liunareets uf lr.-s
wueu ail otlier rvuieules tailed to arrest
b!etllii from auae, alouiacb, luutc,
ae1 HSrirl.r.
TOWT1IA4 'UK, Esrarb, riUla lid
ltlieMiuiUlw ;ne ml aute reucv-.-u, umi
enii imisaueiiiiy cured.
PI1 1!H 1.4 ol all riionU who ar ac
ti ,ol. uu v!lu loUa Extracted MrB
Hazel rvomiarui H u iu. ir o;ae-he. v
Lave K-iler.-.oicuniiueDUaii.'ii iroia h. ni.tr- ii
e.l Miy-lcuuia. luoy ol whom ooi-i ai r
ute lu tle-ir uwo practice. Iu aurtii ;ai U ine
loretoiE. Iti-v t.oiei llsw to- Kwrliias.
i l uli kiuu.H QulJ, ore Ibrani, .
Ilitmrrl Taunli. -untie u.J..lc
ltlarrbora. lirrr 0"f li U u is
lillli. 'roatrU rt.
Mln ol loarrea, Jluaaitur,
4 b,E)iel If anuw, lore, aua wactu
m il: lie! of .11' UJjlMsca.
TOILCr llE. ki-uKres Horfaru,
wtKhatva and 91 marl ins; oca.a ( i,4!
Erallaui riaiiii K "m .
r aud rf- i'-i'- a'oudt riuio uu
rroviiiC tn-1 oavpioxliai.
TO ' A BJI !.. Extrarf. y
Mo, k liieeuer, do livery Kau can ui. ril lo
U-Willi, ul IU 11 L iuk4 ly all lue uailu.ir
L.Tery Malic". Sinei l.a.lnai.9 aua Lnt
11 r.-euien lu ew oiai e ny. U uas uo eviai
li r pruto.s, iiaruesa or ekumI.c euali.x
. bl.tTutwi, tcraicuea. wclilia,eai5. La, i ra
U.'rii., i;.etdn.J. Fl.euirob.a, Cmic. b.-r-riiti-a.
e liilli. e c Ids. a c 1U ane ul a. 1 1- -a
Is a ide, aud Uie rent I it allvrua is pf u.n
tbat .1 u luvaioabie la evt-ry raiin-a:d a-i
cil asiu kery ' ai'iu-uiue. L-l il o ukd
n. e. aad yen will never ix" wllu ut It.
(Ill I OA t Esirart u rxen Ira-
I'aud. Tae v;euuin ai ikie uoa Uie w.it.a
raad't iilrnel blewu iu tocli Ouiii. u
u pretai J o iiieool pcrooa lit iua
alio tier ko-w boa u n uare il prtet.y.
)-iue ail ol ii, rprenaraiio . aol v iuh li. u
Tb..s .a liir only ai licie umtiI oy 1 uv 1. 1. u
ai.d iu liie urpiiais ol tills country a.4
liiroi.
IIIMOKTand Cea of Pood Exlrart,
:ii 4.inUtit i i' in. em live en a :ou in
reiM) Lii.Air eoiiriw,
.wal.ku L.iuc. -cw lork.
S-y T.n wot "T. ct. k - jwai.-iil.-r. Pt i.
'"), d-li ha Parchwisc Aincy. 1U f. 3rd st.
Bt imttnx Vr., wlh rr b-irrif. ft-lor
of .t,aml bur. yon will r--t- by rtv
Inrn marl a corrwrt prujt.- n.( h of ,nnr
furore biui'iaad or wif-. aeh nr- 1
i - . i . . I ... w
nUlfiOUu, - Ilraaar So. SIS, uit i.-r. . V.
l-iT-3to
THIS IS
N3
Otstkr Tirr. Make n rich pnff pajte:
line a bakinsr lls!i u i:h it, and till w ith
bread cru in im; bolter thu edtfe-sofihe
diali, put on the top cover, and ede
witu leave. cutout ot tlie jate, nnd
bake In a moderate oven ; wash ihe
oysters in rrater, strain the liquor, nut
it in a Muccpau over the tire, and let it
come toal-oil; rmt in your ovRters.
which tihould be large and- fresh, season
with salt, cayenne pepp-T, maea and
nutmej;; thicken with yelk hard boiled
ejrr, grated find Hue bread erumb, add
nutter: when the oysters are plump.
ami the paste baked, take e. If the top
lid very carctuliy, turn o:U the brea-J.
and till with the prcparid oysters hot
at, possible, put on the cover aud wind
to table. ' ' - -
Sce.ne Horse car tilled with la lies.
H'-ro Xewsboy with dirty face and
hi; hole in tiie pe:it of his trowsers.
Newsboy 'Kre's yer evenlnir paper-!
All alaint the I'urU-h ivar!! All about
the '1 iirkUh war!!!" No re.-ponse Iroin
the latly passengers, w ho, pro'jatily,
were a little iiebuhnis as to the location
of the Oriental coiifliet. Newsboy, iji
justed ".Seems yer don'r e-ari? noihin'
aliout the poor Turks '
"Ir is a :reat blessing to have a help
ful wife-. There was once a half-witted
fellow who informed his f ither that he
was about to marry. Why, Charles,'
said the old man, 'you cannot support
yourself. What a iVd totiiink ot js-n in i;
married.' 'I ki;ow it father," r.'plied
I buries; bnt I can pn tty ne-rly sap
port mi self, and it dors seem as if a
wife otifjhi to help me some.'"
The distance apart of the rivets nued
to connerttwo pieces of metal p.ate to
itethcr in rezulated by the role that tlie
joint sectional area of the rivets shall
be eej'ial to the eetioual area of plate
b ft after nuicliinif the rivet hole?.
Uinkuie. .......
' A Mixture of US parts sails, 29 parts
caustic soda, 1 part extract of oak bark,
and 4 parts potash, is recommended an
a preventative of incrustation ou boil
It takes forty pounds of live eels to
feed the whale In the New York Aqua
rium each day. They are the same to
him as vermicelli soup Is to the human
auimal.
A friend who makes a verv flakv pie
crust with hut little lard, kindly pave
me w hat she thinks u the secret ot it.
She mixes a litrlc lard with flortr and
cold water until quite stiff: then rolls
it our, spreads on a litrf lar l, sprinkles
floor over it and folds, it Over so it is
double: then rolls out and spreads on
again, . repeating the process two or
three times after tiie last time. Instead
01 rolling tip, as some do, she folds it up
once or tr ice and cuts the pieces for
use from the eel-re. i.
: ller Idea is to keep the layers of
shortening as near horizontal us (x.issi
ble, avoiding mixing them up, as one
does In molrtinjj or rr;iir j, and there
seems to be a deal of reason in it.
Iaoxree?. To iron smoothly, purchase
a few cents' worth of btsw'ux and rub
it over the leaves of a thin painplib t
which have been heated tiiroiih with
the flat-iron. Keep it with the irouing
sheet and blanket, and when the Hai
Irons are to be used rub them over the
waxed surface; then wipe gently on a
mii elolh. Shirt bosoms can be "easily
ironed iu thia manner. . .
"IiO You know what bull dozing is?"
.asked a man of an o!d farmer. "I
thought I did," said the raner, "but
the bull wasn't dorins; he was enily
makinir larlieveand tudns; in the middle
of A foi ty acre lot, 1 naturally had 10
make pretty quick time to reach the
fence aiicad of him."
Mlddletown. Pa., April 21,
.Vfssr. S. W. PowleACo.
About seventeen months since I was
severely utUieted ith whoopinsrcoiirli.
and bad almost j(i veil up the hope of re-
ei-very. it was a most violent attack
of this destrnetive and dangerous dis
ease, i iiaa tried every reniedr which
1 had heard recommended, but thev all
laiieil entirely until a trial of Dr. H'b-
tak s BaIsam or Wii.i Chekky was
rommencod, t.'ie use of which save im
mediate relief. Under similar circunv
atance-s, rather than be without tlie
Hai-ain, 1 would pay fifty dollars for a
bottle of it, be ieiine thai it is the only
certain antidote for this disease, i most
i heerfiilly rei'oiur.icud this Invaluable
remedy to the public.
f!::o. W. Ettek.
50 cents ami ! a bottle. Sld by aJ
ii hi :-ts.
t "M r"-1""''7- rfp-.M.
I'o f..i,l Oia;,evij--.. Jon
liD.I X. J. ,
Cara.4. It-. nm rt vrt-
Tu.rp, K-.x 1.14 linr.
2-1 -1
Of n "1.1. II Bl. I'O'X aaU cat-d.ii tm.l f-t
l u , : si un:i. . K. L.-i:ii'timr, ilalrimnre,
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I AM Mixed VislriBc:e-ar'ta lueia ) Ac-
lun."; no. 2iifi;r:ai l'-n lo. ri'r:ns-
ear. i.i ;.v. tn e-.irhl.-m iv-tii i an! i.v
Afeuia eia.atlJc. biaavasaBaun, oriUwni.
eu
Jlr. rrwniSKD Ms sweetheart a pair
of ten-button plovs and handed
them in at the door himself. The
servant-girl took them and -;oiu to Uie
loot of the stairs, bawled tip:
"Please, ml-?, 'ere's a younj; man ez
19 brought you a pair of ie.!i."
Lady "Well, Tlbbets, and how is
your sou John cetlinjr onir'' Nurse
Oil, ho be getting on flr-t-clas-,,
tha'iii'ce moai. lie told ns yesterilaj
as how he'd lieen and joined fcie o
lhoe 'ere burial societies. s h' pro
Tided for ali right." LmtJj Fun.
It r.rt'Ai.M what Inuidreary said al)o:i'
it: "ass, the was a n-iiK-e girl; 1
was g-goinjr to marry her ii.-iuysrlf,
but 1 U-tliiln't get np that ra-moniin,
or something of that sort; I d-don't
w-wecoliect now ju juth what it wath."
It is said that a well known novelist
lately entered a printii g oflice and ac
cused a printer of n t punctnaiiug
properly, w hen thu typo earnestly re
plied "I'm uot a pointer, 1'uitt.setier."
ThaCTIf.r (to little boy) "Well, my
boy, do you know yonr tables "j".' Pupil
"Yes ma'am ; breakfast table, dinner
table and supper tabie." The boy ;oes
to Uie head ol the holiday class.
- Poi.rr census oliicial in Paris Any
childreu, tnadajne? Lady questioned
I tave never been 'married. V. C. O.
Exe-use ine, but that Is not answering
my question.
A ciKt at twenty says, ?'Whom shall
I hare?" At thirty eke aiks, "Who
will have mcr"
CmKroit Chaipko Hashs. One part I
of jtlyeerine, lour of Potid'a Extract or j ship of pnaci
WucU Hazel, four cX water ; jut In a ! rancour. '
Dottle an-t shaxe well ; ltlsreadv fori
WttE.f does a ship of war become' a
ce? hen she droits br
use immediately; it is well to t-hake
thoroughly t-aeii time of usin,
CnocoLATi Caramll5. One cup of
milk; two cups of su;;ar; tivocux)of
molasses; one cake of e-hovolate grtted
fine Uoil till it candies. Pour out on
a flat dish and cut lu squares.
Bt PLACtsa a piece of camphor the
size of a hickory-nut In the etore-black-ing
it will be made adhesive through a
great bear.
A max should alwavs
income, cvea if Ke Las
da it. i
live w ithin his
to borrow to
Tbh man who keeps
man who never speaks.
his word Tiie
A FASStso soncz A porarajuIatJhg
street sign. :
A trial tbjf A ride la tho Black
ilarla.
Floathto
tick.
debt: Yacht bonht on
Spocns aad Toiks.
KUY DIItEtT
f ?TTi.-iarr aa4 Wkulnair Prio-s.
Mida of srl. rjie4 wifh Wat'e Alhaia
Mr:,il; mo u.Il Wir Iikb eu.er aud Uut lea
Jir-. Fmenierl.'
t,X te-iunicrta: Ta!!Frinon m ets. :
1 il l- To ci-j: iy uitol on rveipt nf pru-e.
(liv!, ov.j nna ilpnwi mit-ms. Kniupica
ar,.l Ut:ii3 n, i .t..n.-i r or lvtn.as, hi cruia.
tl.Le l uO P.ii. i t).. :;t.Rmioi:i. i'urinari.
out. i.lltit
SYNDICATE
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impr... I .i.r, C..1U - on fnt.' a,i. wHtrh
chain, nl nr hi-t-.V r-rr wrddiru nii; r ol
m. ra-l:-i. m flna, in c.a'.a ; llinj. f,r i i",, .,i for
ami izfort 1. M, , t ,.t, i (,jr unl w,
d -a ar.4 a tr 11,1 .1:, wat, h f.,, A,,t ran
a .kn nxavT a- l'lnr nm ra-a-ta lVD.l riu r r
uiH-) r.. aulo.c. V . ha., all kiua. of J..:r
M Pr-- -l-13t
COLES 4 CO, 735 Broidwiy Sei. Tori City.
I Y flVv -T.ie choicest In tns world Impor.
1 UPM., f ..... .. .
o.j,,!. arucio j.lua-efievriiwir
I Tj.l. ei.nrljm:.i Incrr.m'ntr lenia
everrwuere bei Iniia-ements rtont wuu
... ,r 1 Tv-'niar lo
IHiliEI.T Wtl.IA
. Box, 1I. t-ti-Sia
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CENTENNIAL EXPOSITION
llS( UIBfc AD ll.l.l sritlT.D.
IT HIT tm,l.l,. rt-.Vr UlH.tT,U-l mo prtt wnrlt
? P"", : Tmitaof lh-I,ra haw'
Z?'V b"V':"- ""',-rf"' !"'... earr..M
aKl appoints . 4 awU P..,rt aDlall.l
""""i ,oolaaalnl r,,n : . :,1Z
Ifl 'I n',",',Trl rr, ar,mM,r
iUJ fcwaa aauuur, a a 'souai.' etc
waleo a Co., 3ut Brravtw... .V
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H-1J:'t C"- X"'"' I I lsm. N. T. UT.-4,
J03 PRINTING
' t y . .- - - . , , .
STATLT EXKCl'IUP AT THIS OFTICX.
PATEPJTS iorB:
t. S. ni l-r.ic(i f utetit Auitta, 11 u at., Uh.i
m, D. C. iMbtt-ht-. in ISt-d. 9m illt jll-w tncr.
Circular of tniru:tubs, cc vnl Ire. 1-2U
Wlih klri gnpnitrlrr autl
elf-.IJii,HJl; ftt.
SeetjreR Jira.TH aat eosin kt
I'suty. wo i- liKAfi an,t r.K.virr f
f'lim. Thre Lariiiero-i in ol.
api.ruvtKl by all phsii i i:h.
Ai;i..Ti nAMtn.
i -n plf-? by matt. In rvuM. r.-:
Vn'leen. l.;s. To Airem v a
ieetils ieivs C'rler slz.- two iu. (:-s
y smsltT than waist measure otr
(jjjytlie dress.
Wararr Brna. TGS Braadw.y. 1. f.
liS.
mm
l:.-'
ts-ts-ut
nUCH 1 O. Mtnioa G.. rbilaolhM, Rl.
iif-i u tdbls nn arraitiiomcnt a
rN .ff Ti .il.U.ptii.'.l.rwTr-i..in-i..v.-rr -
11 1S--B,
ririar rtnp: ptv tt:-1 Tri-r rVtr - 1
ataa. iTauini -rrvai rr tit tv.i-rt. A rvufs nt
f, km.
. La rTZZX A CO., IU miaia btL, New Ve -i
lAG'TS WANTED FOR HISTORY ft I
UENTENI EXHIBITION
ilciiuiaius sa nn eaeraviUifH of bui.1l:us
.rid M-enes lu ihe iint KxhiMMon. an. 1 1 Uie
only authentic ami cempleia l lsurrv ptieli.-l.r-.l.
It trvu'g ofter" irel tm.linnirs, won.lerlul ox
hlhm. curl.-Kttli S. rrrvat erenia, etc. Verr i ht.in
and -lls at s cht. one airi-nt anlil xs nim.s, in
one Uay. semi lor our exira Irniutiiiifriiii
and a full fles-nnion of tti wnrt. A.idxeas
Nation i. Itbl:.shino Co.. Plillaiielpuia. Pa.
P A TTTTnAT I'nmtaina an1 wortaip
WXXU 1 XUIY bixson Ihe Kxtuhiili.n ara
(x-iinf el.-rnit.-,l, rr ni oaitt-retn-ii. flrii
ihe book you buy ceiuuaus ;4 paTS aud i rn-
,-TaT.nirs. S-HT-U
PENSION JbI uti
autur baw alwhtlw d.mN-L
itia. incrfuM ami ii.iM-r..i. J
eUliu. my naltna. AJ-rmm frra. lactoaa atanip.
IH0S. McHlCHAEl, Atfy,707 Sanson Si, Pkili, Pi
"a Wecr r n.nr. tto Omit fr.
t P.O. VK KItEY, AmfUt.lH.M V
-!-1T
Proposed To-sm of Bristowe, Kentucky.
Lots 3"xl.V trlT!n irar. nilanfrfpot Tk
paid. Von are not compelled u build. t:i
U.liar only will be channtl ioriat.i1 n
nt lor arlrrvowlel',-einut. Onlrr-i by rmol
must be wrluen In olaln haii.j.wi-itinir, elv '
the Mil name and aitilreas of the person desu
Insr tba lw.L Jtou.-y must be bem ly 1'ijst
Oilice order or Registered Letter to
JOSEPH F. HTOKE.
SOUTH UliUTll STKKET, PUILAD A..
where pva, etc, can be seen. l-ti-i
Gold Quarters Tit
torn, Antiorh. Ohln. . .
t- any o:i fo- V. aM.-'i
l tt. J. X. Ponnio.
ml HO
ANAKESIS."
ar. M. alllalyro'a
tXTCSSALFtLEBSBaST
law aam nitf, acri .
an Irfaliible ijtrt im t t.
To prove It We aer.rt aam-
-AJSAHJit.18.- Boa M. New Yor"
Bmfrmmtrrfit,i in buying toe "AKiia
w from Dmiorwa. ba careful to grx the fiiii-
BLLSBt, M. D." to on aaca end ot tbe box.
a-ci-ly
OC fA5CY r A RDS with SAME tn rn? T
LO 1cta. l FlneMlxMleanlHio.-. UU LU
. JfeUows a iK. Norm Chaiaain. S. X.x.- i-u.
St ''-.--l.-'.r'r'i-Vt?jC
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iraa. i-tnuaa A Oa, rrtlael.Mir.
-e-i
ire You Going to Paint
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AKD A I OMK-TH1KD THa OeI Of rAlSTIs.. ... . Z .. -
ZJ? Tlf , "" b'ld " ' ,s aaonuy. mmT ot -hlea bar. braa
t sTa-r iiV ATT CaM)a or COLORS H.NT i ma.
tHOMKR. aat fB
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