nrC AAAA lllV A rrfOV A A pi igoifigi .aca in ypwipm B. F..SCHWEIER, THI COXSTITUTIOS TH1 TOI05 AUD TH1 I5F0&CIMEXT OF THB LAWS. Editor and ProprUton VOL. XXX. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA.. AUGUST 30. 1876. NO. 35. WHAT I UYI FOE. I lira for those who lore me. For those I know are true. For the heaven that emilea above ma, And await my spirit, too ; For all human ties that bind ma. For the task of God assigned mi. For the bright boars left behind me. And the good that I can do. I hve to learn their story, Wboe suffered for my sake. To emulate their glory. And follow in their wake ; Bard, martyrs, patriots, sages. The noble of all ages. And tune's great volume make. I live to hail that season, By gifted mind fortold. When men shall lire by reason. And not alone by gold When man to man united. And every wrong thing lighted. As Eden was of old. I live to hold communion With all that is divine. To feel there is a union Twixt nature's heart and mine. To profit by affliction. Grow wiser from conviction. And fulfil each great design. I live for those who love me. For thorn who know me true. For the heaven that smiles above me, And awaits my spirit, too ; For the wrongs that need resistance. For the cause that lacks assistance. For the future in tne distance. And the good that I can do. The Mothers Stratagem. One sunny morning a few years afro, Jan Kammerick came up from tbe cabin of his barge which his men were slowly working through a lock near the quaint and ancient city of Antwerp and set his huge Dutch feet upon the deck. His first act was to bellow fero ciously at the good-natured fellows who were doing their best to get the barge through without even so much as even scratching the fresh paint on her sides; his next was deliberately and cruelly to kick a small moon-faced boy who was lying on his back, and looking up at a carved wooden figure whose grotesque head grinned from a side rail. Many of the loungers along the banks of the lock knew old Jan Kammerick for a mean and cruel Flemish boor, who maltreated his wife, his children, his bargemen, and who sometimes flew into sTich terribh? fits-ef-wtger that he thrashed his own sides with his round fists. You may see people just like him in some of Tenier's paintings, men with low, cunning faces, small, twink ling, greedy eyes, thick lips; men with broz J shoulders and stout limbs; men who seem always ready to get down and hunt on all fours, like the animals they so much resemble. Xo one in Antwerp not a market-woman oa the shore of the Scheidt, nor a bargeman on river or canal liked the choleric and brutal Jan Kammerick; many times the wretch had narrowly escaped a ducking at the hands of a mob because of his cruelties; and on this occasion, seeing the poor child who was kicked begin to cry and to crawl "away toward a refuge uuder a pile of rope, every one shouted : "Jan Kammerick! Jan Kammerick! you are a mean, bad man, and no one will be sorry when you come to harm !" or "Jaii Kammerick ! you shall be com plained of to the iudge oi the district !" Tbe women shook their fists at him, and the men muttered that the boy must be taken away from his cruel father and cared for. Kammerick's poor wife, who was washing her pots and kettles on deck, looked as if she inwardly sympathized with the people onshore; but she trembled, and dared say nothing. Jan was in such a dreadful temper that the cries of the people on shore made him more furious still. 'It's none of your business," he shouted, "how much I pound and kick this brat! He is good for nothing but whittling and breaking knives. If he carves any more of his pudding faces out of my boat rails, I'll send him adrift- Then you will have what you want! Then, neighbors, you will have a pauper on your hands; and when you feed him in your kitchens, he will carve doll puppets out of your table-legs." Then he vanished down the hatch way, followed by the maledictions of the bystanders. "If I were you," cried one of them to the boy, "I would run away." The barge went on through the locks, and the boy still crouched in his cor ner. The tears yet dimmed his eyes, but he had already forgotten his bruises. There was no resentment in his heart toward his wretched father. His mind was filled with a thousand beautiful and fantastic images, delicate fancies which he now and then sought to em body in bit of wood that he laboriously carved with clumsy knives or chisels. He longed to be free from the rude work which he was compelled to do upon the large barge, and to study, that lie might become a great sculptor in wood. When the barge passed near eome of the curi ously adorned old houses of which there are so many in Antwerp houses whose windows, whose roofs, whose arches, whose doors were richly and profusely adorned with carvings of birds and foliage, of beasts and dragons, of mysti cal figures from mythologies, or comical transcripts from every-day Dutch life, he studied them carefully and with passionate adoration. He had never been allowed to go into the streets, and ook at them for hours at a time, as he could have wished to do; for old Jan, who plied to and from a little village on the banks of the Scheldt, at some distance from Antwerp, would never allow his child to go on shore during any of their tri-weekly visits to the city. He yearned for a sight of the ' grand churches of which his mother had told him cathedrals In whose sol stillness he could stand undis turbed all the day long, drinking In beauty at every pore. The harshness and hardship of his life, the beatings of his unnatural father, would have been as nothing to him if he could have been allowed to learn something of art. But old Jan not only refused to allow him to work, but had thrown into the river many beautiful images of saints, of birds, of dragons, which the child had carved by stealth when the bargeman was not near, and had then offered to the boor, asking him to sell them and buy tobacco for himself with the money. "Xo child of mine shall waste his life over such mummeries," said old Jan. While the boy was musing bitterly on his 1 -t, his mother, who had finished washing her pots and kettles, came to him, and while she wrung out her dish cloth with her lean and blistered hands, she said, in a low voice: Jan, boy, you are small and feeble, but you are now thirteen, and I think you would be brave and resolute. The good soul down-stairs" (she always called Father Jan good soul, because she knew that he was an old brute) "the good soul has made up his mind that you are to be a bargeman, and he is stern, as you know. Now do not speak we must try a new way to get you launched into the world." Here the mother's tears began to fall fast, and she thought of the beatings which she ra!ght receive if she carried out her plan. "My child, you must leave us; you must run away!" Tbe boy's eyes flashed ; he rose, and limped toward his mother. "Xevert" he said. "I cannot leave you, motherkin ! Leave you with that man!" "Listen, child !" she said. "We will try a little way which the good God has put into my head. ,You will be a ge nius, my sou-one of those great people who can express just what they want to say. You will carve your thoughts in wood In stone, perhaps. To-night, when the barge stops near the lock, I will muke an errand for your father on shore. I will give you a few pieces of money out of tbe sum which we have saved for Bertha's dowry, and you shall fly. Your father will notbunt for you ; his heart is hard, and he will say he is glad you are gone." The boy looked at his mother with wonder in his eyes. But there was no longer any signs of tears in t.iem. A new fire lit them up. "Go," she continued, "to Gasker Willems, in the little street near St. Andrew's. There take a chamber, and may God be with you. Xow and then, perhaps, I may come to see you. But it is better that I should not, and that your father should think you gone away, no one knows where. But :now listen earnestly in a year from thjs. day, toward sunset, I will bring your father to Saint Andrew's church. It was there that he first saw me, twenty years ago; there by the great carven pulpit, which you, poor child, have never seen, but which will delight your eyes. Jan, one year is not a long time, but you have already done much, and perhaps, before twelve months have passed, you will bave done a noble work. Meet us, then, by the pulpit in St. Andrew's Church a year from this day, at tbe sunset hour. Bring with you some delicate carving as an offering to him, and at the same time say that you wish to return to us. Perhaps his heart will have been softened by your absence;" and the good little mother almost smiled, and looked very wise, through her tears. "Motherkin," said Jan, "I will obey you." . Then the poor child began to tremble at the thought of going out alone into the world. But his courage came to him finally, and he kissed his mother again and again. "If anything dreadful happens, I will let you know," said she, "but father Jan must not hear from you, nor tee .. . . - i , you, until a year irom mis uay. "Farewell, then, motherkin," said the child; "farewell for a long, long year. By the carved pulpit in St. An drew's, in a twelvemonth !" They took their farewells then and there, lest old Jan should suspect them, if they were crying toward evening, At night-fall, as the barge approached the lock again, after its station near a market all day, the mother went on shore to get a pail of clear water; old Jan followed her, storming and threat ening, as she knew he would, because supper for the workmen was not ready. The boy took the little bag of clothes and the money which his mother bad prepared for him; as the boat grazed the side of the lock he jumped out, and was soon lost to view in the crowd. Two hours later, he had been received at the bouse of Gasker Willems, in the little street near St. Andrew's Church. He slept in an old carven bedstead, whose head-board was a pictured his tory or the destruction oi i-naroan s host, whose feet were griffin's claws, whose curtain-posts were lovely angels with uplifted faces angels whose very silence seemed eternally to praise uod. CHAPTER II. A year brought sad changes to old Jan Kammerick. At first, when he heard of his sou's flight, he ascribed it to meddlesome neighbors, and his rage knew no bounds. He stoutly insisted that he would never try to bring back the vagabond wood-hacker. He would not hear the bov's name spoken. Some times, when he saw that the mother looked paler than was her wont, and that she wept silently when she was polishing her pots and kettles, his con science smote him. But he never would have been really sorry if misfortune had not come upon him One of his bargemen, whom he had once beaten, scuttled the barge and fled. Jan and his wife bad a narrow escape from drowning, and, had it not been for friendly aid, would have lost all their Dots and kettles. Young Jan had been sent away to Brussels by the good Gas ker Willems, a few days before this, and knew nothing of it until many days afterward. He was busy with his art, in which he made astonishing progress. The next misfortune which befell oid Jan was the loss of his little house on the banks of the Scheldt- A fire burned out the interior, and cracked the stone walls. Old Jan bad not money enougn to rebuild it. Then his limbs began to fall him: they shook and trembled, The neighbors said : "It is because be kicked and beat bis son !" And old J an himself began to be of their opinion, j He bad now only a small barge; was obliged always to live In it, and was very paor and discouraged. Sometimes his heart was softened toward his pa tient wife, and be would say "You will be the first to be killed by my poverty. It would have been better for you if I never had seen you In St. Andrew's Church." Then she would answer: "Xo, in deed ! Our fortune is yet to come out of that church, Jan." She said this so often, and with such emphasis, that one day be looked at ber curiously and said : "Why, Anneken,whatdoyou mean 7" "To-morrow," she answered, we shall see. Jan, it Is many a year since we have taken a holiday. We are as good as the rest of the world ; let us live our youth over again ; let us stay in Ant werp, and at sunset to-morrow let us visit St. Andrew's Church, and stand by the pulpit where "Stuff!" the old man was saying, when the mother put her hand upon his mouth. He no longer threatened to beat her; his punishments bad sobered him ; his heart almost yearned for bis lost son. "By the carven pulpit," continued the mother, "where we may say a prayer for our lost son." Well, if you will bave it so, Anne- ken," he answered, almost gently. In the Xetherlands there are many churches filled with rare and exquisite carvings, with altar-pieces, shrines, pulpits; vestries, fonts and sacristies laden with a wealth of intricate work ; done in wood by skilful hands; and in Antwerp the richest specimens oi this curious labor are to be found. In the great Cathedral of St. Jacques, where Peter Paul Reubens, the painter, lies buried, there are hundreds of rich and fantastic carvings, out of which the fancies of the elder artists peer curi ously at the prosaic present. Sometimes the birds are a little too odd to be real, the dragons are almost too funny for a cathedral, and the flowers and leaves are not constructed quite in accord ance with botany; but, on the whole, you feel that if things in nature are not like those in the carvings, they at least ought to be so charming, so droll, so satisfactory are they ! In St. Andrew's Church, of which young Jan's mother bad so many ten der memories, stands a large carven pulpit, of peculiarly daring design for artists who work in wood. It repre sentB"Trocky crag-near the seashore. Just beneath the crag lies a fishing- boat, in which stand the figures of the AposJes Andrew and Peter. Behind them, on the right, their fishing-nets hang upon a tree. The apostles are looking earnestly at a figure of the Savior, which stands in an attitude as if beckoning them ; as if saying, "Fol low me, and I will make ye fishers of men. Two of the cleverest artists in the Xetherlands gave much time and Ulent to this delightful carving. Van Hool did the foliage, the nets, the rocks; Van Gheel the figures of the apostles and the Saviour. The latter figure seems to have genuine inspiration in it, the sculptor has wrought marvelously, bringing effects out of stubborn wood rarely obtained before. When light the last ray of the declining sun, re flected through the stained glasses of the church, and softened to the delicacy of summer twilights falls gently upon this group, the sacred figures seem to have all the supreme finish of marble nay more, they appear to live ! So thought the good mother Anneken, as on the appointed day, one year from the time when she had sent forth her child into the world to give his genius scope, and to escape from his hard hearted father, she led the feeble and now quite subdued old Jan Cammerick into St. Andrew's Church. As the cou ple came in view of the pulpit, memo ries, endearing and solemn, came to tbem; the spectres of their vanished youth rose up before them, not in mock ing shape, but as good spirits, come to cheer them on their path of lire, uid Jan remembered how he had seen the fair maiden standing near the pulpit, with her hands folded, and ber eyes closed in prayer, and how he had sworn to win her for his wife, lie was glad he had come into tbe church, and then he thought of his son. At that moment there was a joyful cry from the mother, and young Jan, wonderfully improved in voice, in man ner, and in health, rushed into her . www 1 1 t arms. A nunurea Kisses, anu nan a hundred words sufficed for them; for the good little mother bad kept herself informed of all her son's progress. through the medium of old Gasker Willems. But the father was aston ished beyond measure. He stepped back, trembling; and shading his eyes with his hands, be looked long at the youth. "Heyday, son !'' he said ; "we thougnt we bad lost you ! But here you are back again, and no word of repentance r Old Jan tried to be severe, Dut ms voice softened at every word. "Father," said the youth, "I bring you a peace-offering." Just then Gasker wiuems came noo- bling up, bearing a large box, which he placed upon the cathedral noor. Young Jan opened it, and took from it a piece of wood carving. Quickly!" said Gasker Willems, after he had been greeted; "look at this before tbe beadle sees us, for it is a lime when many stroll into the church Quickly, and then let us all go to my house." Young Jan stepped to a point near the pulpit, where the light still fell with some sharpness, and held up the carving. Then the astonished parents saw that it was an exact reproduction, on a tiny scale, but done with surpass ing finish, of the pulpit before which they stood at that instant. But this was not all. In front of the miniature pulpit, stood a maiden, with eyes down cast, and band folded in prayer; and near ber, watching her reverently, with parted lips and expectant air, was a brave young bargeman, exactly like those one may see every day on tbe Scheldt. In this carving old Jan and bis wife saw the story of their first meeting told, as the mother had so often told it to her sen. "Father," said the youth, "this, and another like It, have been my year's work. The fellow to this has been sold to a prince for a large' sum of money; and the prince wishes to help me to study until I can help myself more. But I shall not need him; and neither mother nor you will ever work more, for the prince's bounty, with my future work, will be enough for us all. Father, will you take my offering?" Old Jan bowed bis head, and took the carving. He set it down upon the cathedral floor, and took his son to his arms. "I was an old brute ?" he said ; "how did I ever become such a scoundrel?" On the way to Gasker Willems', where the party took supper, the good mother told the husband of ber strata gem to help ber child. Old,. Jan said but this: "A good wife is a good thing; but I have not merited one!" Gasker Willems, who was bringing up the rear with the carving in his arms, said : 'Say, rather, that you nave meniea nothing, like tbe rest of us; but that God is good, and moves In a mysterious way; and that your tough heart could nly have been softened by the strata gem which He sent into the mother's mind !" Well, well!" said old Jan, "I must try and get grace enough to thank Him properly." St. Nicholas. This Spirit f 1775. John Howe, of Marlborough, in 1775, a quiet farming town, was cobbling a; a pair of shoes which he bad promised should be done within an hour, when he beard that the British were march ing to Concord. Being a man of his word, he kept at his work, notwithstan ding the excitement. ' He had just finished the job when Polly Smith, the young woman who kept tbe house where he was boarding, ran into the shop. "John! John!" she cried with glow ing cheeks and flashing eyes, "you ought to have been off to Concord an hour ago. Every other man in the village has got there by this time !" "'Twouldn't be any use for me to go anyhow ! I haven't got any bullets," said John. "Come into the house and run some then," replied Polly. "I haven't got anything to make 'em of." "Oh, I'll find something for you to make 'em of," and Polly darted into thebdlise.' " " ' " " Seizing every spoon on the dresser, she immediately returned to him. "Here, take these," she said' "and if you wan't more I'll get 'em for you." In those days all the spoons in com mon use were made of pewter. John was soon supplied with balls. Taking his old gun, he started on the long walk of fourteen miles, through the woods, to Concord. Whenever he passed a house the women and children cheered him. Reaching Concord, he fonnd the British were just starting from what is now the agricultural grounds, on their retreat to Boston. A wounded "red-coat, lying beside the road, begged John as he passed by to put an end to his misery. 'Xo," said John, "I ain't quite a brute, but I'll change pieces with you, and leave you to the women." Exchanging his old gun for the ene my's new musket and amunition, he joined In the pursuit and did good ser vice on the way to Cbarlestown Neck. John Howe enlisted at Cambridge tor the war and fought at Bunker HilL He was in most of our important bat tles of the seven years' contest and never came home until the British sailed for England. Being hardy, faithful, and zealous, he was frequently chosen by Washington for dangerous enterprises. He was one of the most useful men in the army, and on one occasion saved Washington's life. At the end of the war it was Colonel Howe who returned to Marlborough. Polly Smith, during these years had been spinning, weaving and knitting for the soldiers. She was the first person Colonel Howe sought. When, however, he returned her spoons they were of silver and marked "Polly Howe." The decendants of John and Polly are among the most highly honored in our country. There are a great many kinds of suc cess. One man aevotes tne wnoie oi his life to the amassing of wealth. He aims at the miser's success. He wants money and he gets It. In order to get it he gives up his family. Nothing In the household is so dear to him as money. For the sake of money he gives up friendship, and high and honorable in tercourse, and public spiritedness, and generosity, and liberality. He gives himself up to money making and money saving. And when he has become rich there is for him no honor that comes from public spirit, no pleasure that friendship affords, and no joy of the family. His better feelings are all dried up, and he stands like a mummy in a king's tomb in Egypt. With bis money-bags and priceless jewels around him, he is bondaged in his own success behind which he is forever grinning, There is many a rich mummy, and there are many live monkeys that go past him and wish they were just like him young men who do not know bow to look inside and see what is the realitv and secret of life. I am ashamed of men who thus slander human nature. Other men seek pleasure-success. They say : "My life is keyed to p'.eas- ure, and I mean to have it." If they seek it as the end and aim of their lives, they will probably get it; but they will gn nouung eise. Others seek power and success and may gain the success which they seek, bnt they will lose other things. hat- ever men seek they may have; but they must have it with its limitations, with its results, and with its bearing upon their eternal destiny. Tbe last lot of Mennonites that ar rived at Dufferin, Manitoba, brought out with them for their friends who bad preceded them, nearly $200,000 in gold, tbe proceeds of the sale of their real estate in jtiusssia. tarle af Dr. ralk. The possession of Supernatural power has been attributed to those Jewish doctors who have mastered the secret of the Kabbala,and the character of the Thaumaturgos Is by no means new in JewUh history. A gentleman prop erly invested with those miraculous gifts made bis appearance in Ixndon during the latter part of the eighteenth century. This Baal Shem, this master of the mode of uttering the Ineffable name; this holder of an extraordinary faculty, which was said to have proved highly valuable to him, was known in everyday life as Dr. or Rabbi de Falk He came from Furth, where his mother bad died in straitened circumstances, and had been buried at the expense of the congregation. De Falk himself was without means when he reached this country. Whether he owned among his secrets tbe grand one of the trans mutation of metals, or followed had privately some incrative occupation, like a common mortal, we are unable to state. But by all accounts, soon after his arrival in London, De Falk was seen to be in possession of considerable funds, and one of his first cares was to remit to the congregation of Furth the amount of the expenses incurred for his mother's funeral. Usually De Falk was well provided with cash ; but occa sionally be found himself in absolute need, when he Hid not disdain to seek advances on his plate from a pawnbroker in Uoundsditch. The bolts and bars of tbe pawnbroker's strong room were insufficient to confine there Dr. Falk's valuables, when be summoned them back to bis own closet; but he always honorably acquited his debt. One dav shortly after having deposited some gold and silver vessels with the pawn broker, the Kabbalist went to tbe shop in question, and laying down the dupli cate with the sum advanced and exact interest, be told the shopman not to trouble himself for tbe plate as it was already in his possession. The Incredu lity with which this statement was re ceived changed into absolute dismay when it was ascertained that De. Falk's property had really disappeared, with out displacing any of the articles that surrounded it! Rabbi De Falk lived in Wellclose Square, where he kept a comfortable establishment. He had there his private synagogue; and he exercised great benevolence toward the deserving. He is described as a man of universal knowledge, of singular man ners, and of wonderful talent, which seem to command tne supernatural agencies of spiritual life. Instances are given of his extraordinary faculties, by respectable witnesses of his day, who evidently place Implicit faith in the stories they relited. Dr. De Falk was a frequent guest at Aaron Gold- smid's table. One day, it is said, the Baal Shem was invited to call on one of Mr. Goldsmid's visitors, a gentleman dwelling in the Chapter House in St. Paul's churchyard, to hold conversa tion with him in a friendly manner on philosophical subjects. "When will you come?" asked the gentleman. De Falk took from his pocket a small piece of wax candle and, handing it to his his new acquaintance, replied "Light this sir, when you get home, and I shall be with you as soon the light goes out." Xext morning the gentleman in quest ion lighted the piece of candle. He watched it closely, expecting it to be consumed soon, and then to see De Falk. In vain. The taper, like the se pulchral lamps of old, burned all day and all night, without the least diminu tion in its flame. He removed the magic candle into a closet, where he inspected it several times daily for the space of three weeks. One evening, at last, Dr. De Falk arrived in a hackney coach. Tbe host had almost giveu up all ex pectation of seeing De Falk, as the taper, shortly before the advent, was still burning as brightly as ever. As soon as mutual civilities were over, the master of the house hastened to look at the candle in the closet. It had dis appeared. When he returned he asked De Falk whether the agent that, had re moved the candle would bring back the candlestick. "Oh yes," was the reply ; it is now in your kitchen below," which actually proved to be the fact. Once a Are was raging in Dake's Place, and the synagogue was considered in imminent danger of being destroyed. The advice and assistance of De Falk were solicited; he wrote only four He brew letters on the pillars of the door, when the wind immediately changed its quarter, and the Are subsided with out doing further damage. When Dr. De Falk made his will, for not all his knowledge could save him from the fate of ordinary mortality, he appointed as his executors Mr. Aaron Goldsmid, Mr. George Goldsmid, and Mr. De Sy mons. He bequeathed to the Great Synagogue a small legacy of GS 16s., and and an annual sum 1 12s. to who ever fulfilled the functions of Chief Rabbi. To Aaron Goldsmid, De Falk, in token of his friendship, left a sealed packet or box, with strict injunction that it should be carefully preserved but not opened. Prosperity to the Goldsmid family would attend obedi ence to De Falk's bequests; while fatal consequence would follow their disobe dience. Some time after the Habbal- Ist's death, Aaron Goldsmid, unable to overcome his curiosity, broke the seal of the mysterious packet. On the same day he was found dead. Near him was the fatal paper, which was covered with hieroglyphics and cabalistic fig ures. Sketches of Anglo Jewish History, Haaared Wltkwwt Warraat. The Sacramento Bee says: In the olden time in Plumas county, a man was arrested for murder, tried, convic ted and sentenced to be hanged. The case was taken to the Supreme Court on appeal. Finally a decision was filed affirming the court below, and directing that the defendant be resentenced to death. In those days the Sacramento Union was about the only paper circulating in that remote county, and whatever ap peared in it columns was taken as being undoubtedly the fact. 'The number containing the Supreme Court's deci sion arrived at the county seat, and the sheriff saw It, and concluded that the matter was settled finally. So walking into the jail he addressed the defendant with, "Well, the Supreme Court has af firmed the judgment in your case; It's printed in the Sacramento Union." "Is it?" said the prisoner; "that's rough, but I guess IH have to stand It." "Well," said the sheriff, "I have to hang you ; you've been here a good while, an expense to the county, and the sooner the thing is over the better." "There is no use being in a hnrry," said the prisoner; "give a fellow a chance to get ready." "How will the first of next week suit you ?" asked the sheriff. "Oh, what's tbe use of all that hurry ; call it the last of the week." "Well, we will split the difference and call it Wednesday afternoon," said the officer. This was acquiesced in by the party in interest, and at the appointed time be was taken out and hanged. At the opening of the District Court at the following term, Judge K. H.Tay lor, now of Virginia City, who was then on the bench, inquired of the clerks If the remittitur had been sent down, and being advised in the affirmative, said: "I guess we had better have the priso ner brought up this morning and re sentenced." He was rather surprised when the Sheriff innocently informed him that the law had already been fuily satisfied, and tbe criminal had been sent before a court whence there could be no appeal. A Tale Meatlaaxl. A party of troopers entered the house of a widow and demanded and received refreshment. A well-grown lad, the widow's son, waited upon them, the widow hospitably offering to their wants all she had to command. "And how do you live in these troub lous times, Goody?" asked one of the mercenaries, with an air of kindness. "Well, I thank Heaven," answered the poor widow, "my good man left me a cow and a garden, with that bit of field. I do not complain." "Indeed!" ejaculated the ruffian. "Corporal Speidgelt, what say you to try and see if Heven helps her without a cow?" "Ach ! mein Gott ! der garten is en ooff! Mit it some verlachon ha ! ha!" and the fellow laughed. "Kill der schuchtern macben (the cow) and spoil ter milch and ter kase (cheese) !" Ay," quoth the fellow with a hoarse laugh ; "and so it will. So, Goody, here goes, with the honors of war ta-ra!" and he drew bis sword. 'What are you going to do ?" cried the youth, springiug forward with tears in bis eyes aud terror in his face. "Strike the brat, Bob!" said the trooper, as one smote the boy ou the mouth, while the trooper passed his sword through the gentle breast of the generous home-feeder (the poor cow) and to add to this devil's deed, mowed down all the kale in the garden. The troopers then departed. Widow and child were at once desti tute of every source of existence. She soon sickened and died, heart-broken, and the boy wandered away, and was not seen or heard of many a year after. During the wars In Flanders, a party of soldiers were one afternoon seated around a camp-fire, and flushed with wine and victory, were relating some deed of tbe past, till they seemed to take a turn in vieing with each other in the atrocity of their details. 'I once starved an old dame by merry Carlisle," said a trooper noticed for his ferocity and courage. "I killed her cow, and, egad ! destroyed her greens. She said Heaven would keep her, and, faith ! 1 longed to know a miracle. But she died ha ! ha ! she died !" "And do you not repent of that deed ?" cried a young trooper, leaping to his feet, with wrathful brows. "Repent! Bah! what the devil should I repent for!" asked the other contemptously. "Sit down and laugh tt the joke." "Do you stand up, you marauding dog !" shouted the soldier; "for in the name of that Heaven she trusted in, you shall repent it! That woman was my mother !" And, unsheathing his sword, he struck the ruffian-soldier on the check with his flat, and instantly swords were crossed. Twice, thrice did the avenging son pass his sword through the body of the destroyer of the poor widow's living; and turning him over with his foot, as the other lay writhing In the pangs of death, added : "Had you but repented that deed, I had left you to God ; but as you repented not, know that Heaven avenges her In A Taaaa-Bs. When the day dawns, and we rise to find the sky clear and the bright hours all before us, bow loth we are to lie down upon our pillow again. There are so many thing to do such pleas ant things, some of them ; our friends are coming, or we are going to visit them ; then there is a walk or a drive or a little feast in prospect it seems so pleasant to be awake. But when the day has gone, and the night has come again, we are generally ready for it. We are, at best, tired with our frolic or our pleasure. Ten to one we are dis appointed in something; some little unnleasant incident has marred the brightest hour: some skeleton had taken its seat at the feast, or peeped out of a secret closet. It is so delightful to fling off the finery it rejoiced us to Dut on : to Dut out the light and lie down, courting slumber. So, though in the heyday of life we dread that long, quiet slumber, no doubt those who live to be old hail it as their best friend. The loves and hopes of early live have ended In disappoint ment; their dear ones have left them alone: the life that at first seemed so sweet has changed to bitterness, and all the sweetness is with death. Just as we wearily climb the bedroom stairs with our tired feet, so we will climb ife's last steps. We have danced and 1 oiled alternately; we are as tired of our joy as of our sorrow, and we bail repose eternal as we hailed the repose of night when life was all before us IaaraalMS Tax ft. A theft, small In proportion, but amusingly ingenious in its conception, took place a short time ago at the Grand Hotel, Paris. An elegant looking gen tleman, lodging at the well-known es tablishment, and giving his name as Sir James X., Bart., went into a fashiona ble bootmaker's shop on tbe Boulevard des Capucines, and ordered a pair of tbe very handsomest boots that could be made ; no expense was to be spared, and the boots were to be sent home on a cer tain day by ten o'clock, as the purcha ser was to leave for Marseilles by the 12:40 train. After that he went to another bootmaker on the Boulevard des Italiens, and ordered a second pair of boots precisely similar to tbe first, which were to be sent home on the same day as the others, but at three o'clock, as he was to leave for Brussels at five. Punc tually at the appointed hour bootmaker Xo. 1 appeared with his boots. Sir James tried them on, and found them splendid, admirable, not in the least dear, but the left boot hurt him a little. Would not the bootmaker take it home, put it on the last.and stretch it slightly ? He could bring it back the next morn ing, as Sir James was obliged to delay his departure for twenty-four hours ow ing to pressing business. Of course the obliging tradesman complied with the wishes of bis aristocratic customer, and walked off with his solitary boot. In the afternoon bootmaker Xo. 2 entered, and the same process was repeated, only this time it was the right boot of which the customer complained, and which the bootmaker carried off to stretch. The next morning the two luckless trades men met face to face, each with an odd boot, their charming and aristocratic customer having taken his departure by the night train for London with the other'.patr. A ftaark Stary. Lewis tbe English novelist tells the following old shark story in his "Jour nal of a West India Proprietor." The incident occurred on his voyage to the West Indies, whither he had gone to take possession of an estate his father had left him : "While lying in Black River Harbor, Jamaica, two sharks were frequently seen playing about the ship. At length the female was killed, and the desolation of the male was ex cessive. What he did without her re mains a secret, but what he did with ber was clear enough ; for scarce was the breath out of his Eurydice's body when he stuck his teeth in her, and be gan to eat her up with all possible ex pedition. Even the sailors felt their sensibility excited by so peculiar a mark of posthumous attachment; and to enable him to perform this melan choly duty more easily, they offered to be his carvers, lowered their boat, and proceeded to chop his better half in pieces with their hatchets; while the widower opened his jaws as wide as possible, and gulped down pounds upon pounds of the dear departed, as fast as they were thrown to him, with the greatest delight, and all the avidity im aginable. 1 make no doubt that all the time he was eating, he was thoroughly persuaded that every morsel that went into his stomach would make its way to his heart directly ! 'She was perfectly consistent,' he said to himself; 'she was excellent through life, and really. she's extremely good now she's dead ! And then ruble to ennresl hw pstn. He Biffh'd ud s.aUuwed. aud .uja'd and .w.llow'd. And .uia'd sod .walh'w'd again. I doubt whether the annals of Hymen can produce a similar instance of post- obitual affection. Nor do I recollect any fact at all resembling it, except, perhaps, a circumstance which is re corded respecting Cainbletes, King of Lydia, a monarih equally remarkable for his veracity and uxoriousness, and who ate up his queen without being conscious of it." Aa Ezpeaaive Cabbac. Mr. Samuel Smooth lost a very valu able pocket-knife, one which he prized highly not for its intrinsic value alone but as a memento of a respected and ab sent friend. In the bar-room of a vil lage tavern one day Samuel was bit terly lamenting his loss. "I'd rather a gi'n a dollar'n to 've lost that 'ere knife. It was one'at Xick Anderson guv me afore he went away." "What kind of a knife was it. Sam? "It was a three-bladed, buckhorn-handle knife, with a rtreak o' silver on one side, just like a little door plaie." John Maston touched Samuel on the arm, and led him apart, "Sam is this your knife?" Ay, sartin !" cried Samuel, with a brightening face. "Don't you see it's jest as I said it was buckhorn-handle, door-plate, and all?" "les, Sam. I see. Of course, if it s yours, 1 11 give it up." Samuel received his knife joy fully, and then said, "It's a little rusty but never mind that '11 rub off. Of course, John, 111 do the fair thing. I don't s'pose you want pay for finding my knife, but I'll stand treat. But say where on airth did ye find it?" "I found it in my cabbage-patch, Sam !" That was two years ago, and Sarauci Smooth hasn't got done with paying for the finding of his knife yet. Aa Iatelllceat Ariresa. A good example of the way society plays have lowered the standard of ac quaintance with dramatic literature among the profession is shown in the following true anecdote : Mr. Gottbold, of Pittsburgh, had last year among his stock a ladv of fair dra matic talent, who aspired to hold prominent position. When Mrs. Agnes Booth came along King John was put up. The cast was, as usual, posted in the greenroom, and this lady went to inspect it. The room was unoccupied; but Mr. Gotthold happened to be standing in the doorway, and noticed the lady's close examination of the cast. "King John," she muttered to her self, "I've never been In that ;" then perceiving her manager, she turned and inquired who wrote "King John." "Madame," said the manager, drawing himself up to his full height and look ing down at her with great dignity, "Shakespeare." 'Good gracious," exclaimed the lady, "has that man written another play ?" Arcadian. KIW3 D BRU7- Key West gets $2,300,000 a year for her cigars. It is estimated that there are over 2,000 actors in America. The bank of England has in Its vaults $143,000,000 in gold. There are four hundred religious journals in the United States. A Texas man makes $1,000 a from each acre of an ou ion field. year A band of masked men have robbed a passenger railroad train in Missouri. The number of "Switzerlands of America" has run up to twenty-six this season. - Lightining struck a Pennsylvania oil well and increased the flow of oil from 10 to 80 barrels a day. France last year nsed 600,000,000 postage stamps, as against 21,232,605 in 1840, and 546,708,380 in 1869. The type-setting of the Baltimore Daily Xeas is now done by women and a woman is on the editorial staff. Xine hundred American boys, be tween the ages of twelve and twenty, are engaged In amateur jourualism. The copper mines of XewfoundlanJ are proving quite remunerative, and large deposits of lead have been found. General Tom Thumb recentlv ex changed his sloop yacht Maggie B. for a solitaire diamond, valued at $3,000. Captain Andrew Johnson, oldest son of Ex-President Johnson, is a can didate for the State Legislature in Ten nessee. Hamilton College has been pre sented with a clock 245 years old. It was brought from England in liiol by John Eliot. Mr. Blaine has accepted the Maine Senatorship. His health is improving. He has declined to take the proposed trip to Europe. Postmaster James, of Xew York City, refuses to rent boxea to lottery dealers, or to hand over remittances, ail according to Congress. Work has been resumed ou the Mormon temple in Salt Lake City. The corner-Stone was laid in 1851, and the walls are now fifteen feet high. Colorado produces $15,0(10 in silver for every twenty-tour hours, $10,000 in gold, and $1,000 in other minerals, or $2,000 daily, equal to 'J,4'.k,000 yearly. Cumberland Falls, the Niagara of Kentucky, have a perpendicular de-si-ent of G7 feet, and tiie roar of the water can be heard at a distance of 12 miles. Dou Manuel de Laver.ley Custanza who recently died in Paris at the age of thirty-two. left a fortune of $50,000, 000, derived principally from Mexican mines. It sometimes pavs to be civil to a poor clerk in a hotel dining-room. Miss Melissa Elder, who occupied that posi tion in Atchison, Kan. has fallen heir to $500,000. It is understood that Mr. Edwin Booth's residence will in the future be in Chicago, but his professional duties will keep him elsewhere the greater part of the year. Mr. Longfellow lias been chosen oet and ex-Governor Seymour orator lor tne Centennial celebration of the surrender of Burgoyne at Saratoga, ou October IS, 1877. Plenty of work for missionaries yet. Africa has a population of 20t, 0OO0OO human beings, but a few hun dred of whom have ever dreamed of such a thing as Christianity. Tbe Boston Citv Directorv, which has ju.-t been publi-lied, contains 120,- 308 names, a gain of 2,552 over la-t year. In preparing the volume, 27,343 names were erased aud 32,382. added. The French oyster plantations have proved wonderfully successful. those at .Morbitian, which in 13.2 yielded only 8.S28,0t.0 oysters, last year brought up 2,28i,h0O and have pro duced this season 27,214,000. A number of prominent Boston laities have purchased the Old South church building, and if they cannot raise the amount reuuired to purchase the land in sixty days, will take down the building and re-erect it elsewhere. Much interest is manifested in Xew Orleans in reports that native quick silver has been discovered on the bank of the Mississippi, a lew miles below that citv. The Xew Orleans Athen a-urn has appointed a coiiiiui-sioii to in vestigate the reirt. In England theatres are leing con verted into skating rinks, while on this aide of the Atlantic the reverse is the case, the large rink at Newark, X. J., being now m the course ol transforma tion from its present condition to that of a first-class theatre. London has 2558 miles f water mains distributed through 670 streets. The total length of the metropolitan streets is 1500 miles, but two-thirds of the streets are without mains, while in the principal thoroughfares as many at six mains run parallel. There are said to be in the United States 252,14f manufacturing establish ments, employing 2.0.iJ,U'.K hands, and producingannually $4232.324,445 worth of goods. There are 40,1111 steam en gines, and 51.018 water wheels, with a combined force of 2,31t,145 hors power. A depression in thn old cemeterv at Cherry Valley, X. Y., marks tbe spot where a trench w.i dug for the bodies of the lorty Revolutionary mar tyrs who were massacred by the Tories and Indians under Brant and Butler, in 1778. A monument is to be erected to their memory. The postal card manufactory in Springfield, is running ten hours a day turning out about 500,000 cards per day and is 3,500,000 behind its Trders. The number of cards printed during the quarter ending July 1, was 38,OuO,0oO, an increase of nearly 10,000,000 over the corresponding quarter for 1875. Joliet is excited over the desertion, by a man and his wife, of a family of six small children, and the old man, aged 50 years, eloping with a girl of 20 years, and the woman, aged 47 years eloping with a boy 17 years old. The children, the eldest of whom is only 7 years old, are being taken care of by the county. The Western Texas pajiers are still hammering away for a new State of West Texas. 1 lie an Antonio ueraia claims that the original founders of the Texas Republic stipulated that Texas should be divided into four additional States whenever any section possessed sufficient population for admission, and hints that this time has now arrived. Mrs. Robb, of Corpus Christi, is fairly entitled to her name of the "Cat tle Queen of Texas." he owns "5,000 acres of land, Inclosed by twenty-three miles of fence, on which 13,000 beeves per annum are fattened for market--Her husband, who died some years since, refused an offer of $110,000 for one brand of his stock, which has been, largely increased since. i if 4 i