--wr-? -,-P rf--i-. Vir-.x :' V i... -at-. - . . i - 11 I I I i I 1 II II 111 - I W I II I X II I! Ill III IIIIIIMI III SJ W J I- V 1 1 - - - ; ; ; ' . ' a , a F. SCHWEIER, ... , THK C0NST1TUTI0H TH1 CHIOS ASD TH1 Z5rOKCZX2XT 07 IH1 LAWS. t , ' Editor and Proprietor VOL. XXX. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA.. FEBRUARY 16. 1876.' NO. til TEI MUSIC OF CHILDHOOD. BT HAM BMOJDW. When I bear tiis water fretting, When I see tlie chestnut letting AU her love) v bkosom falter down, I think, "AIm the dj !" Once, with magical sweet ringing. Blackbird set tin woodland ringing That awakes no more while April bonis wear themselves away. In oiir heart fair hope lay smiling Sweet an air, and all begniliug ; And there hang a niist of blnebella on the elope and down the dell ; And we talked of joy aud aplendor That the year unborn would render ; And the blackbirds helped as with the story, . for they knew it well Piping, fluting. -Bees are bamming ; April's here, and Summer's coming. Dout forget ns when yoa walk, a man with men, in pride and joy ; Think on n in alleys shady. When yon stop a graceful lady ; For no fairer days hare we to hope for, little girl and boy. 'Laugh and jlay, O lisping waters! Loll onr downy sons and daughter ; Come, O wind, and rock their leafy cradle in thy wanderings coy ; When they wake we'll end the measure With a wild sweet cry of pleasure. And a iley down deny, let's be merry, little girl aud boy ! At North Conway. THE MISTAKE OF AN EVKXIXG. "I think you said " There win a startled look on the pleasant face of the much-enduring waitress as she bent a little lower; and certainly the order which she had received. "Miss Sylvester and dipped toast." was rather a novel one. "1 don't think I understand you, sir." "I beg your pardon," said Philip Van Ifcrne, coming back to the contempla tion of bis supjier with a sudden start, and blushing like a school boy as be became conscious of bis mistake; and then, as the relieved damsel sped away, her evident fears as to his lapse from sanity being quieted by a les difficult order, he glanced again at the distant table where sat the three personages whose advent bad so surprised, and, as it appeared, disconcerted him. Two ladies aud a gentleman; one lady tall, pale aud dark-eyed, with a wonderful crown of pale gold hair; the other a mere child iu appearance, with a round, piquant, peach-blossom face, wide blue eyes, and fair hair, cut close and curling'around her forehead in little babyish rings; the gentleman a rather grave looking, but decidedly handsome man, with no peculiarity of look or demeauor that would justify Philip Van Dome in staring at him in such a de cidedly vindictive aud unprepossessing wav. He watched them furtively until they rose to depart ; but as they passed by, be was to all appearanee entirely ab sorbed in the roll w-ith which he had been trifling for the last half hour, aud did not raise his eyes. They noticed him, however, for the younger lady laid her hand suddenly on her companion's arm. "Iok, Kose I" she whisperedthere's Phil Van Dome." And Kose, after one glance.passed on, with her gold-crowned head held a little higher, and her face a little paler than before. Two minutes later, Philip Van Dome was iu the office, hastily running over the list of the new arrivals at the Kear sarge House. Yes, here it was at last; ".Mr. and Mrs. Colchester, Miss Sylves ter, New York ;" and although he had felt sure of it from the first, tire sight of ' her changed name affected him as he had believed nothing could have done. M.ie w as right, after all," he said, bit- j terlv, as be turned away. "Odd that I j should meet them on their wedding j..urnev, thongh." Very soon he found himself face to face w ith a gentleman with a lady on eituer arm. "Mr. Van Ikirne how unexpected, and how pleasant!" It was a wee w hite hand which w asestended to him, and he took It mechanically iu his. "Thank you," he-ald, his eyes wan dering to the tall, lissome figure beside her. "I hardly thought to meet you here, Emmie." The old pet name came almost uncon sciously Kniraie had always been a favorite of his in the old days and then Kose returned bis low bow without removing her hand from the sleeve where it rested. "h, and I beg your pardon Mr. 'olchester Mr.. Van Dorue. I believe you have met before, though !" "Yes," answered Fhilip, grimly,'on-e or twice only, I think." Kmmie, with a little laugh, slipped her pretty hand through his arm. "Itse, you and Roger lead the way. We will follow." And Philip, finding himself taken possession of, resigned himself to his fate. After all, it was letter to face it bravely than to run away; so, with Emmie on his arm, he joined the promeiiaders on the wide veranda. All that long evening he watched that face, that proud, pale face, which bad once been to him the only face in all the world. And when at lat be sat alone, trving for once unavailingly to find solace In a cigar, that pale, proud face seemed still before him. How he had loved that woman 1 how dear she bad been to him In the old lays! Yet how little had separated them. A hasty word, a scornful reply, and it was over. He had been greatly to blame. lie felt it now, keenly; but she had been impatient of interference, and imperious and obstinate in a pretty girlish way, and so, at last "Ah, me 1" said Phil, tossing his cigar away as he arose, "to think that I should meet her here on her wedding journey, not two years afterward ! There were grounds for jealousy of Colchester, after all ; although I don't think she is madly in love with him. Perhaps that stately dignified style suits him though." lie thought, gloomily, of the time when that gold-crowned head had rested lightly on his shoulder, in her charming flu of penitence for some misdoing, when those eves had looked up to him as they looked at no one else, when those lips "Confound it all!" hesaid, wrath fully. "1 shall make a fool of myself if I go on in this way. Better leave quietly lo-tnorrow take the earlv train, and teave a note of adieux to Emmie." But fate ordered it otherwise; for, as be went in to his early breakfast, a nod from a curly head, and a wave from a pretty hand, brought him to a seat be side Lmmie herself. "We ouly stay here to-day, you see,1 explained the little lady, after the morn ing greetings were interchanged, "ana we want to make the most of it. There fore this early breakfast;" . and Rose smiled across at her sister in manner so suggestive of the bright, winsome Kose he used to know, that Phil felt bound to assert to himself that be was self" over another man's wife. "Better face it out," he thought. "It's only to day anyway, and if I go it will look as though" as though be had not forgotten old times quite so completely as desir able, he was afraid. 1 hjgi deciding, he talked and laughed w lui Emmie, and was so generally agreeable, that even Roger Colchester unbent a little, and the pale face opposite grew interested and appreciative. - - After breakfast they strolled around after the usual fashion of Xorth Conway visitants, and Philip, having nothing else to do, strolled with theiu ; . but although he strove to seem at ease with Rose, he felt that he failed miserably, and gladly returned to Emmie- for re lief. She, at least, was unchanged. just the same childish, winsome Kmmie as or old, whom he had been used to pet and tease; and she Itad not outgrown her old liking for him, either that was evident, for she showed it frankly.- So he strolled along beside her, and minted out the beauties of "Minerva's Head," the shadowy "Indiau Maiden," and the famed "White Horse," which, with up raised head and flying mane and tail, seems ever galloping madly away from Xorth Conway and sightseers, in gen eral, but ever remains there, one of the "lions" (pardon the anomaly) of the place. After dinner there was a drive pro posed. "Would he go?" Kiumieasked; there was "just room for four." He went. Riding backward made Kmmie ill. "Would Kose mind?" Xo, Rose wouldn't; and before Philip realir-ed it Rose was sitting beside him. The silken folds of her dress swept against him; and once, as the carriage swayed heavily, her gloved hand rested on his arm with a swift, light pressure, w hich made bis heart throb strangely. "I beg your pardon," she said; and, looking up, her eyes met his for a mo men t only a moment; hut as she turned away a sudden wave of crimson swept over her face. "She has not forgotten, then," be thought grimly, glancing at the two opposite. Roger Colchester was, to all appear ance, unconscious of the little by-play; but Emmie's blue eyes were a trifle wider than usual, and she was looking at Rose with a sudden surprised curi osity on her face. All that afternoon Philip was invisible. Taking a full cigar-case as a companion, he set himself resolutely to the task, of walking off the new depression aud un rest which had come to him. "I won't see her again," be said. "Thev go earlv to-morrow, aud I'll keep away Irora them;" and, pursuant toj mis pian, new asoueoi uie iiiesi ar rivals at the supper table, and ate in stately solitude. When, however, he went out on the broad piazza a little later, aud, looking through the windows, saw them sitting in the great parlor, he could not resist i the temptation to join them. "Alter all," lie said, "it is only to-night, after which she will go out of my life entirely.' So he sauntered in, iu his lazily grace ful way, and took the vacant seat beside Emmie. "Have you been dancing?" he asked. Emmie answered with a little sigk of regret. "Xo, only twice. Roger doesn't care for it, and there is no one else." "Take pity on me, tlieu. ' I am Kirt nerless. - May 1 ? for the Lanciers ?" The next moment, with Emmie's band , on his arm, he joinvd the dancers, aud went through the figures "unexecption- ably," as Emmie declared; and then stood beside her, laughing and talking lightly when the dance was over and she had resumed her seat. "Listen!" she said, as the music be-1 gan again. "How odd for them to play that, the saddest of all sad things, it is the 'East altz of the Madman,' Rose." I Philip hesitated for a moment. Why should he not? She could but refuse;! and it would be the last time. He turned toward her w ith a look aluioot of en treaty on his handsome face. "Will you ?" he said "Will you, Rose!" I He had never once called her by her new name he could not and the old name came' so thoughtlessly. "I beg your pardon," be said gravely. With out reply she rose aud laid her baud on his arm. That waltz could he ever lorgct it ? with that gold-crowned head almost restingon his shoulder with that beau tiful face so close to bis own. For this brief space she was bis. At last it came to him suddenly and sharply, that not one particle of the old love bad died out, in spite of all his struggle?, and the mantle of grim cynicism in which he had striven to envelojie his lietter self; that, Roger Colchester's wife as she was, she w as dearer to him than any other woman ever was, or ever could le. "You are tired," be said, sharply, seeing the sudden pallor of her face as she looked up, wondering at bis long silence. "Why did you not tell me?" "It is so beautiful," she said, almost in a whisper, "and so sad. Is it not heart-breaking?" There were tears in the great dark eyes as she turned her head away, but Philip, looking down at her, answered not a word. "How white you are, Kose!" ex claimed Kmmie, as they came back to her. "You sliould not have danced so long. Why did you let her?" a little sharply looking up at Philip. But Rose answered quietly that it was noth ing, she was only a little tired, and she bad not waltzed for so long so very long. She glanced at Philip; and he meeting Ifer eyes, thought of their last waltz together In the old days. "The music is over for to-night," said Emmie, gathering her light cloak aliout her, "Early hours seem to be the rule at the 'Kearsarge,' for the piazza is de serted. It is lovely out there in the moonlight. Come !" And slipping her hand through Roger Colchester's arm, she led the way. "We're going to walk down to the Tagoda,' " she proclaimed, after a few minutes, looking back over her shoulder. "One wouldn't think it a prosaic depot by moonlight. You don't mind our leaving you for a short time, Rose, as you are too tired to go, do you? We'll be back directly." The next moment Rose and Philip were left alone together for the first time. There was a moment of embarassing silence as the two disappeared down the wide plank walk; aud then Philip began to talk rapidly concerning the scenery, and especially old Kearsarge as appearing by moonlight, the "cloud efleets" of the previous day, etc., until he saw the shimmering gleam of Em mie's dress in the distance, and knew she was returning. Then he turned to the woman beside him, with a sudden and entire change of manner. "As you and I go our different ways to-morrow," he said, "I wyj bid you good-bye to-night; but before 1 go, I must say one thing which, perhaps, 1 ought not to say now, but w hich I ought to have said long ago. If, in the old davs. I was domineering and exacting, as I was, I most sincerely beg your pardon. We did not part friends. let us now and I wish you every happi ness, Mrs. Colchester." - . ... She was standing beside him, a fleecy shawl veiling her bead and shoulders, her face turned away from him, and her dark eyes looking up at the far-away crown of Kearsarge; but as he spoke the hist .word, she turned quickly, a vivid blush sweeping across her lace, and looked up at him with a great won derment iu her wide eyes. . "I was in fault, too," she said, alter a little . pause, her voice trembling strangely. "I have regretted it bitterly sine more tliau you can know, aud I, Philip! how could you think it! 1 am not Mrs. Colchester. 1 thought you knew it it is Emmie." . Very soon 'after, Kmmie, returning with her husband, was eleetrineil ry tne sight of Kose with her head pillowed on Philip Van Dome's broad shoulder, Philip's strong inn around her, and her beautiful face, no longer pale, but sus piciously rosy, looking up at him In a way which told of happiness and peace at fast. "It is all very well to goseekingone's fortune iu foreign lauds, Rose, said Philip to his wile, a few months after ward, "but I don't believe iu it. I found my fortune (after a long search, though, I must confess) nearer home." "Where?" asked Rose, looking npat him, with a mischievous light in her great dark eyes. " Under the shadow of Kearsarge, love, at Xorth Con way and at the inouieut when I believed that I was bidding an eternal good-bye to another man's w ife, I found my own." The AMine. Literary IwrlMlllrs. Pliny asserts that the Iliad of Homer had been written on a piece of imrcii meut, so small as to be enclosed in a nutshell. Huet, although skeptical, made an experiment which convinced him that it was possible, although others may still doubt. He tells us that a piece of vellum ten inches long aud eight wide, can be pnt in the shell of a large walnut. On this be considers it Itossible to write in a single line thirty verses of the Iliad, and to squeeze 250 lines in a single page. The two sides of the leaf would hold the 15,000 verses of Homer's jioeni. A line of Iliad con tains about thirty letters, hence 900 let ters would have to be written in every line, which, if not beyond the bounds of pos-sibilitv, is bevoud those of proba bility. Charlotte Bronte's small writing con tains twenty letters to the linear inch, and she put 17 lines into au inch. This would give nearly 2000 verses of Homer iu the space that Huet considers can be made to hold 15,000. Klian re cords that a Lacademouian artist wrote in letters of gold a posy of two verses, enclosed iu the rind of a grain of corn. Peter Bules, a celebrated and irasci ble writing master, is said to have writ ten a minute copy of the Bible, each leaf containing the same matter as a page of the great Bible. The entire book was enclosed iu a walnut not larger than a ben's egg. The British Museum is said to contain a iortrait of tjueea Anne, a little larger than a hand iu size, but the lines of the drawing are formed of very small writing, and contain the conteuts of a small folio volume. Passing from writing to printing, OUC of the smallest books ever produced is an octavo entitled, "The Bible, in Miniature (sic), or a Concise History of the Old ami New Testaments, Lon don, printed for E. Xewbury, corner of St. Paul's Churchyard, 1780." It extends to 256 pages, is strongly bound aud adorned with execrable steel en gravings. A single page, taken at ran dom, is found to contain 21 words, or 105 letters. The page measures Is, inches, about an inch being occupied by the text. This small book on a great subject, is exceeded in infinitesimal uess by a literary pigmy blushing in its thirty-second edition. "Small rain upon the tender herb. Dent xxxn.2. Thirty second edition, London Religions Tract Society, 56 Paternoster Row," is the full title page of a work which may probably claim the designation of the smallest book in the world. It is an octavo of 128 pages, and each page holds some 40 words, or about 140 letters. It measures a shade over 14 inch. If we take as a test of smallness the greatest amount of matter compressed into the least space, the palm is proba bly due to a Bible recently issued at the Oxford press. It measures 434 inches by 2J.' inches, is about an inch thick, and weighs when, handsonie'y bound in calf, with silk linings, les than 3xi ounces. Another firm bae lately issued a Bible which is only smaller than that just described. The largest book the world has so far seen is believed to be the work entitled "Sieeitieation8 of Patents for Inven tions,"' published for many years past under the editorial Care of Mr. Bcnnet Woodcroft, F. R. S. The work is still iu course of publication, about ten parts of it apiH-aring daily, or between three or four thousand yearly. Each specification forms a pamphlet stitched 111 a blue jiper cover, lllustrateu wnen necessary, with engravings. Some spe cifications only cover, a single leaf; others are as large as a good-sized vol 11 me. If we are to regard that as the smallest book which contains the few est letters, the palm is probably due to The Wordless Book, ' which alter the title-page, d.M not contain a single word. This "book" consists of ten pages. The first is the title page and front cover, the tenth forming the other cover; the second and third pages are Mack as an "Etbiop's arm;" tne fourth and fifth are red as a rose; the sixth aud seventh are virgin white; the eighth and ninth are shining gold. The entire work is a religious allegory, de vised by some enthusiastic Evangelical the black symboiizing tlieunregeuerate heart of man; the red indicating the Redemption; the white portraying the condition of the heart after it has been "plunged beneath that flood, and the irolden felicitv with which the book ends being the symbol alike of earthly and celestial joy. Derivation Uafw. Lour or Lowr. and Loaver, are all vulgar terms lor money,' and combine two gypsy words, Uie one loco or Uiwg, and the other luurt, to steal. The rea son for the combination or confusion is obvious. The author of the Slang Dic tionary, in order to explain this word, goes as usual to the Wallacbian Gypsies, for what he might have learned from tiie first tinker in the streets of London. I should remark on the word loure, that Mr. Borrow has shown its original identity with lovt, the Hindustani for plunder or booty. I believe that the American word loafer owes something to this Gypsy root, as well as to the German laufr.r (landlmfer) and Mexican Spanish jilfaT, .and for hls reason, that when the term first began to be popular in 1834 or 1835, 1 can distinctly remember that it meant to pilfer. Such, at least, is my earliest recollection, and of hearing school boys ask one another in jest, of their acquisitions or gifts, "Where did you loaf that from?7' A petty pilferer was a loafer, but in a very short time all of the tribe of loungers in the sun, and disreputable pickers up of unconsidered trifles, now known as bummers, were called loafeisj. On this point my memory is positive, and I call attention to it, since the word in ques tion has been the subject of much con jecture In America. Lelana $ tnglttn U'jpnet. ... lit ! Mawds. Ill Morocco the number "five Is never mentioned in the Sultan's presence, be cause five is the number of the fingers of the hand ; and the hand, as the wiel- der of sceptre, sword and pea should be, is the symbol of authority all the world over. This gives a meaning to the custom of saluting a ruler's hand by way of homage, and no courtly cer emony can boast a ' greater antiquity than that of kissing hands! Priam, sup plicating Achilles to restore the body of Hector, calls himself the most miserable of men in being forced to kneel before the murderer of his children, and kiss the hand yet reeking with their blood. Roman soldiers kissed the hand of their generals; consuls, tribunes and dicta tors permitted a iavorea lew to pay them the same mark of respect. Under the emperors,' . kissing the imperial hand was held an essential duty on the part of courtiers of high rank; and, taking a leaf out of the ragan's dook, as was too much their habit, the bishops of the early Christian Church gave their hands to the lips of inferior min isters. The wearers or the triple crown were content with being honored in the same fashion, until one of the Leos, not caring to exhibit a mutilated band, sub stituted his foot, and no one daring to protest against the innovation, his suc cessors were careful not to resort to the less abject ceremony. It may be doubt ed if any Pope would have persuaded Cardinal John, of Lorraine, to kiss his toe. When the Duchess of Savoy prof fered her fair fingers to that lip-loving churchman, he declined the favor with disdain, declaring he was accustomed to make free with the lips of the great est yueen in the world, and was not go ing to do less by a dirty little duchess; then seizing the astonished lady by the waist, the bold Cardinal, spite of strug gles and perturbations, kissed her thrice upon the' mouth. With equal disregard for etiquette, but with more simplicity, did the country dames, to whom Charles II. presented his hand, put uptheir lips for the kiug to kiss, a breach of custom the Merry Monarch readily forgave; forgave, we may be sure, with more sincerity than James I. forgave Sir Henry Yelverton for speaking disre spectfully of his countrymen when, in token of pardon, he allowed the indis creet orator to kiss bis royal hand thrice ere he left the presence. Kissers at court are, we believe, forbidden to ap pear with their hands gloved. It was not always so, for in a letter dated 1025 we read.- "This day my Ixird Coke, with his gloves on, touched and kissed the King's hand, but whether to be con firmed a councilor or cashiered I eannot yet learn." From kissing hands at court came kissing hands in courting a practice the learned Selden consid ered as foolish as to eat the paring of an apple when one might taste the fruit itself; aud from kissing hands for love came kissing hands lor politeness' sake, and the use of the phrase, "I kiss your hand," as a salutation Uon leave taking, w ithout a thought of suiting the action to the word. A story is told of an old laird, w ho, being presented to George the Fourth at a levee, in his ig norance and anxiety to get through the business, ignored the hand extended to him, and, with a hasty blow, edged to ward the door with all speed. Brought up by Lord Erroll's whisjiered reminder "Kiss bauds! kiss hands !" the startled old gentleman, facing about, kissed both his hands at the king as if wafting a cordial recognition to a friend at a dis tance. All unconsciously, the laird was acting according to ancient rule, for only the greater subjects of the later Ciesars were ermitted to press, their n upon imperial . fingers. Inferior folks kissed their own hands, as they were wont to do upon entering the tem ples of the gods; a custom Pliny set down among those which were followed for no known reason but their antiquity. All the l'tar Unund. What 1 kH. I saw them go down town to-day. She was on one side of the road and he on the other; she carried a large basket and he swung a cane; she panted for breath to bear the heavy weight and face the cold, strong wind, and he puffed his away on a five cent cigar. They entered the store; she handed the clerk the basket of butter, and leaned against the counter with a poor, tired, faint little sigh of relief ; he lounged over to the stove, tipped back iu a chair, and, elevating his feet, watched the graceful curls of smoke with intense enjoyment. She anxiously inquired the price of and purchased a little coffe, a little su gar, and "some cheap calico for the children's dresses;" be carelessly or dered a clerk to give him "a pound or so of your lest fine-cutand andanother box of cigars." She sadly remarked to the clerk that winter was coming on, but honed that the Kansas people were all provided for; he said to one nf the !) that it was "conronntleil haru on a fellow these times with a family to sup port." She took the basket containing her purchases in one hand, and a kero sene can in the other, and wearily left the store: be lit another cigar, shifted his chair, raised bis feet higher, and discussed politics until nearly half after dinner tune, w hen he wemleu his way homeward, with his hands in his poc kets. 1 remembered five years ago when they walked down town, and he held her (arasol so as to shield her fair face from the sun, and carried the book she was returning to the library. An hour after they walked back together, the very picture of blissful content and happiness. That was before he prom ised to love and cherish her every day besides Sunday nights. . Hlata far Bile-boat Iavallda. As to clothinff. the invalid ought to carry supplies of light and warm de scriptions, wnicn may oe requirea to doll and don, often twice during the day. Unless well wrapped and under an awning, it is not advisable for very delicate persons to leave the saloon af ter sunset. During November and the three following months, dew falls pro fnsely at night all over the Valley of Thelies after 9 P. M. It is, however, dispersed before 9 A. M and in the form of fleecy cirri may be seen float ing at high altitudes in an otherwise clear and delightfully serene-atmosphere. The dew almost vanishes in Nubia, above the First Cataract, in consequence of the close proximity of the desert to the river. Thus the cli mate, from being moist, as in Egypt, becomes exceedingly dry in Nubia. Travelers sometimes sail at night when the wind is favorable, but as time onaht to be no object, the preferable plan is to halt at dusk and start after breakfast. 'By this means the sick enjoy all the scenery, and are saved the annovance of the creaking helm at night. The boat should be so placed that the morning sun will shine on either the starboard or port side for two hours before the patient ar rives in the saloon, the lattice windows of which have been raised, and the ou ter curtain rolled op, the object being to dispel the sharp morning air, by no means an insignificant caution. Bat it will be found that invalids with sas centible air-nassiiges -and they consti tute more than one-half of the Winter sojourners on the Nile who have ex perienced the comfortless feeling of getting oat 01 oea ana aressing witn an Egyptian north wind blowing tnroaKh tne boat, will Iully appreciate this recommendation. Again, on the downward voyage, when Boreas blows sharply, the stern windows sboald be covered with the satara, and the boat allowed to drift stern foremost while the patient is seated in the cozy nook in front of the saloon. A comfortless boat, without a satara, and foil of drafts from the badly-fitting doors and windows, obliges the invalid to shot himself up daring windy weather, and thus the f ull benefit of the climate is in a measure lost. The grand advan tage of the Egyptian climate in winter is its daily serenity and sunshine. However strongly the wind may blow, a sheltered corner after breakfast time will always be a sunny one. To per sons, therefore, with delicate lungs it is a matter of no little importance to be aware of thia circumstance and to be enabled at the same time to utilize a few simple measures of protection against the asperities of the weather. The climates of Upper Egypt, Nubia, and the desert are, from their superior dryness, far better suited for certain lung diseases than the damp atmos phere of the Delta and cultivated tracts of the low country ; much, how ever, depends on the condition of the Satient, who must consult with his me lcal adviser on this point. The cli mate of the Nile Valley in Nubia is much dryer than that of Lower Egypt ; t : 1 - 1 1 1 - i 1 wunc uie suarp, oracinir air 01 uie u bian Desert is often trying to the very delicate. I he experience of years suggests to the patient that, provided benefit is obtained by the voyage to the First Cataract, he will do well to push on to the second cataract, and tarry in Nubia as long as the weather will per mit. He may return to Assowan to ward the end of February, and bask for a few days among the sunny creeks of the rapids, where he will enjoy the fine scenery and a delightful climate. If enaal to the exertion, he can stroll among Phillas's interesting ruins, and anchor the boat in the sheltered nook iust under the grand temple of Kscu lapius no unsuitable place for the in- vatia who ieeis me uetter ior nis Nu bian tour. Indeed, if his gratitude for the art which has been the means of sngiresting remedial measures for his good has any eccentricity he may imi tate the ancients, and there and then sacrifice a cock at the Temple of Health, where doubtless many an ancient Egyptian bad offered np simi lar oblations. IMmwrii Journui Raeealatlve Talae. There is a homely proverb which warns us against counting our chickens before they are hatched. A beautiful exemplification of the proverb is given in the Arabian Nights, in the story of Aliiaschar; how he invested a few cop pers in a basket of crockery and imag ined rapid sales and high profits rein vested, aud prosperity and wealth flow ing in upon him, until he was in a po sition to marry a princess. While gloat ing over hi imagined good fortune, in that insolence of false pride which is too apt to accompany sudden wealth, Alnaschar spurns his priucess,aud suit ing the action to the thought, kicks down the basket and smashes the crock ery, which is his whole fortune in the present as well as iu the future. Xow it must, how ever, be said of the imaginative Persian, that he speculated entirely on his own capital. His success was to be due solely to bis own efforts. His folly ruined himself, but hurt no body else. How very different would have been the story of so sanguine a gentleman of the present day? He w ould have borrowed of everybody that would have loaned money to him; per suaded those to endorse who hail not the money to lend ; lived on the pro ceeds of his wits while be held his wares at ridiculous prices, and estimated his own business capacity at a marvelous value, until the eud came, which al most inevitably comes to those who trade on other people's capital. This is a story which the history of the day in America tells us over and over again. It is a common fault with us to imagine that we can manage other people's mo ney better than they can do it them selves. It is a common error to under take to do iu The results are seen in the account of failures which annually occur. It is estimated that in this coun try, the total number of business fail ures, for the four years, 1S72-3-4 and '3 will foot up at the eud of this year about 22,000, and an Indebtedness of $075,000,000, that is, six hundred and seventy-five millions of other people's capital, on which these twenty-two thousand men nave been trying to get rich, at other people's risk. This is something fearful, and bears terrible testimony to the recklessness and ex travagance of the American people. It must lie taken, too, into consideration that these are the failures only of h s- iness 'men. No note is taken of the hundred thousand mechanics and la boring men who have also counted their chickens too soon, but whose failures are two insignificant to deserve a record in the business world. TBS Easllsa Walaai. The home of the English walnut (Jwj- lan rtgia) is Persia and the Himalayas. It was introduced Into Europe, at a very early age, by the Greeks, who planted it iu all their colonies. It round it way into Italy many centuries prior to the Christian era, and was greatly prized by the Romans, who gave it the name Juglans, said by Varro to be a contraction of the words Jnrit tjlnnt, Jupiter's nut. The Romans diffused the tree through their provinces, plant ing it even in England, where it was called by the Saxons Wealh-knut, or foreign nut, whence comes the modern name walnut. In Russia, the tree is called Greek nut, probably because it was carried from Greece into that coun try. The finest walnut-trees in the world grow, it is said, iu Asia Minor and along the Black Sea. In Circassia aud Persia, thousands of families subsist upon the produce of a few roods of ground devoted to walnut-trees. The Building Xetct, giving statistics regard ing the tree, says: "Near Balaklava, in the Crimea, there is an enormous wal nut, which belongs to five Tartar fam ilies, and which produces annually from 80,000 to 100,000 nuts. Tills tree is said to be nearly 3,000 years old. At the Village of Parthenit, in Greece, there is a walnut tree whose trunk is 20 feet in circumference. This tree is worth 27 annually. There are several very ancient walnut trees in England, the most remarkable of which is iii Norfolk. The trunk of this tree is said to be 80 feet bieh. and 11 feet in diameter. In 1027, a walnut-tree was cut down at Melwyn, In Hertfordshire, which, wnen standing, occupied a space of 2,21)9 square yards." - The timber of the English walnut is light, hard, fine-grained, and suscepti ble of a blifh Dolish. It is consequently greatly valued for various purposes. It is, with the black walnut, almost the only wood used in the construction of gunstocks, and $3,000 has been paid for a sintrle tree to be worked up in this manufacture.' England annually con sumes 20,000 full-grown walnut-trees, which are imported mainly from Italy and the ports 01 tne .buck sea. Fire Island, near Norfolk, Conn., , : . V- , ivin nnA : I i IS garrulous wiui 1, uw,wv miu gcvsc A atoyal HMtlsc. 'When the allied armies occupied Paris in 1815, the emperor of Russia. who resided at Talleyrand's palace, was In the haoit of taking every morning, in the strictest incognito, a walk in the Tuileries - and from thence to the Palais Royal. One day he fell in there with his two allies, and the three sovereigns were going togetner to tne Kue St. Florentine, when they were met by a man who, in all probability, had arrived in Paris but a few days ago. "Gentlemen," said he to the allied princes, "can you tell me where I can find the Tuileries?" "Yes," replied Alexander, "follow us; we are just going there." The stranger thanked him, and the conversation . was continued. A few minutes after they reached the palace, and, as their paths separated, they took leave of one another. "On word more," added the stranger, who was an honest Gascon ; "I should like very much to learn the names of the gentlemen who have been so ex ceedingly kind to me?" "I believe you have already heard of me," replied Alexander. "1 am the emperor of Russia." "A capital jote," exclaimed the Gas con; "the emperor or Russia?" "And you," he asked, of the second, "who are you?" "1 suppose I am not entirely unknown to you either, as I am the king of Prus sia." "Better and better," replied the Gas con. "And you?" be said, turning to tne mini. "I am emperor of Austria." The Gascon burst into a fit of laugh ter. Alexander then said to him : "I suppose vou will tell us now like wise with whom we have the honor of speaking?" "Certainly," replied the Gascon, drawing himself up to his full height and walking majestically; "I am the Great Mogul." The Emperor Alexander often related this amusing episode to his friends. Fralt la Pvealsta rle Tloaea. Carbonized apples of small size, iden tical with those growing wild iu the woods of Switzerland, have been found abundantly in lake bottoms and in a tolerable state of preservation. Mr. Messikommer discovered on one occa sion more than three hundred of them lying together. They are often cut in halves, more rarely in three or four parts, and were evidently dried for consumption during winter. Whether a larger kind of apples found at Robe 11 hausen was cultivated, or a wild-growing species, remains undecided. Prof. Oswald Heer, of Zurich, who has pub lished an interesting work on lacustrine vegetable remains, inclines to the for mer view. Wild pears were treated in the same manner; but they are far less common than apples, which must have formed a much-sought article of diet. Among other vegetable remains accu mulated in the lake mud may be men tioned hazel-nuts and beech-nuts, which doubtless both grew in great plenty ; also water-chestnuts, which doubtless were collected and eaten bv the lake-men, as they are in l'per Italy 'at this day. Their present occurrence in Switzerland appears to be restricted to a tarn in the canton of Lucerne. There have further been found abundantly the stones of sloes, bird-cherries and wild plums, and seeds of the rasplierry, blackberry, and strawberry, showing that these fruits of the forest were used as food. According to Dr. Keller, the lake colo nists of the Stone Age drew their sus tenance chiefly from the vegetable king dom. Their animal food evidently was acquired by hunting rather than by the breeding of cattle, considering that, in the accumulations around the piles, the bones of wild animals outnumber those of the domestic species. Milk, we may assume, formed au important article 01 their diet. Laadaa l'sdf lw aawi Cakaaea. When people are disposed to murmnr at careless conductors or at exorbitant cabmen.let them remember their hard, exposed lives from morning to morn ing. Let them also believe that they are not willingly cruel to their horses when they appear so ; indeed, they are otten fonder of them than of their wives and children. We beard one touching instance of genuine feeling. An omnibus horse fell. The coachman got off his Iwx and tried to raise him, but the colli had seized him! He took off his coat and wrapped it round Uie poor animal caressed him spoke to him in Tain. The man bnrst into tears, for the horse was dead. We ourselves saw an elderly conductor with two large pieces of bread in bis hand, which he gave to the horses at a particular spot, "They al'ays look round for it just here, whether I've got it or no," be remarked. Christmas was the worst time for man and beast. Day after day, night after night, luggage vans and carrier s carts. laden to an in credible height and width, threaded our ice-maze with much difficulty. The country must have starved itself to feed the town, but neither the one nor the other knew the labor of delivering the boxes. haniDers. and baskets that contained the good cheer sent to cele brate Christmas withal. Much or it arrived too late for the occasion. "We would 'a broueht it last night." said a youth, in return for a trifling Christmas-box, "but the North Mail was late owen to the frost, but there was such a sight o' ifoods that 'twas impossible to deliver 'em. I haven't been in bed myself since last Saturday." What a revelation! While we were celebrating the event, most important and most blest to mankind in the world's his tory, in a church artistically decorated with evenrreens and flowers, railway officials, who had not slept in comfort for a week, were dropping tood from door to door. London Society. Jaaa Kaadalaa aad the aafce. The IlernUTt recent statement that the better class of Englishmen like Virginia reminds the Cincinnati Time of a story. It savs: When that distinguished French Abbe (can't for the life of us recall his name) was making us a visit in the early days of our national his tory, he happened to be dining with some Washington celebrities, of whom John Randolph, of Roanoke, was one, and the place of whose residence was not known to tne loreigneer. ine question was put to the Abbe : "And now were you pieasea w uu uie South?" "Exceedingly ; but I confess to hav ing been a little disappointed I had heard so much in the Virginia gen tlemen. . "Perhaps you were unfortunate in your circle," broke in Randolph, with "You did not come to Roanoke, for instance." "True," said the Abbe, covering his evident annoyance at the rude tone with his usual calm smile. "True ; the next time I visit Virginia I shall cer tainly eo to Roanoke." "Gentlemen," answered Randolph em phasizing the word, "do not come to Roanoke unless they are xnvttea It was a cruel thrust, but the Abbe took it in the same placid manner; and lifting his gray head, paused for a mo ment to give aue empnasis to nis woras and then replied, looking inquiringly at the other guests : "Said I not, messieurs, that I was dis appointed in tne Virginia gentleman r T0CTIS COIXH. Joseph' Wife. The fame of Joseph. the son of Jacob, and tne great minis ter and servant of Pharaoh, is not by any means confined to the present readers of the Bible. In Egypt he is still remembered, although they don't think so much of bim as we do, while the Mahommedans have, or pretend to have, bis full history. - It may not be out of place to give their story of his marriage. I hey say that one day, when he was in the full tide of power, he went out, driving, and by the roadside an old woman stopped the horses of bis chariot and begged for alms. As be looked at her, Joseph thought he had never seen so very ug- Iv a woman, and as he was rather plain spoken in those days, be told her so. 1 he old woman told him as his God answered all his prayers, he should pray that she might be made young again, promising him that then she would not be so ogiy. Josepn at once lifted up his hands and voice, and prayed God to make her young and beautiful, and when he turned again to look at her, she was so young and so lovely, that be fell in love with her and married her. She long outlived him. and died very old, becoming the only old woman in Heaven, because, accord ing to the Moslem or Mohammedan belief, all women are made young in Heaven, but only once, and Joseph's wife had already been changed, so she mast remain in Heaven forever as an old woman. Such is the Moslem story, and there are several moral in it. which yoa can hunt up if you will, and while you are looking them out, let those who know the meaning of the word "usurer" and "usury." try to think how and where Joseph became the first usurer in his tory, and what were the consequences of his usury ; and as I may as well tell yon that we ravens don't like Joseph, see if yoa can tell the reason why f A ChiUr Fancy. knew a little irirl who spent a winter with two maiden ladies, aud who hud been presented by one of them with a paper doll, gorge ously arrayed. She natued it the Mar quis, and at once assigned to that no bleman the heart and band of her younger hostess. He was thenceforth always treated with the respect due to the head of the house ; a chair aud plate were assigned to him at table, though, for reasons of practical conve nience, he usually sat in the plate. Good-morning must always be said to him. The best of everything must be first offered to him, or else Lizzie was much hart, aud the family were charged with discourteous neglect. Indeed she always chose to take the tone that he did not receive unite the consideration to which his rank and services entitled him ; and when she first awaked iu the moruing.she would give reproving lectures to his supposed spouse. "He doeseverything for yon," the child would say to this lady ; "he earns money, and bays yoa all that you have; he shovels your paths for you" this Iming perhaps on a snowy morning when that process was audi ble "and yet yon do not remember all his kinduess." The whole assumed re lationship was treated as an absolute reality, and the lively farce lasted, with undiminished spirit during the whole of a New England winter. tkribner for January. A Jkiid Jlairk ami a Lirina One. "What a commotion you are making!" said a sparrow to a flock ot small birds chattering and twittering around the body of a hawk that was Iving stiff and cold on the ground. He s dead ! he s dead !" they cried ; we are safe from him now ; he will never frighten us again." r rigbten us !. said the sparrow, hoo ping up to the dead enemy and giviug him a contemptuous little peck; "speak for yourselves, my friends, as for me, I never saw so much to be frightened Labout in the fellow. After all. yoa may see he is nothing bat a bird : be has wings, and a bead, and legs and claws, and so have we. A close view shows one the absurdity of needless alarm ; for my part, I intend in future to show to the whole tribe W by, where are you all going T" he ex claimed, stopping in his harangue, as the small birds suddenly took wing. Ott as fast as we can. ' thev cried : "the hawk's mate is hovering above us, and as we have not received your new light, we prefer getting out of her way. 1 on can stay aud tell her your mind. ' 'Ihe hawks mate! iou don't sav so!" screamed the sparrow. "Here; let me pass, pray !" Aud he brushed through the throng. and never rested till he had gained his hiding-place ! The Duke of Wellington was a great soldier, perhaps, with the exception of King Henry fland .Mai borough, the greatest warrior of England, lie was accustomed to the rough life of the ramp and on the field was notoriously blun, cross and severe; and yet a lin net who lived in the Duke's iron-girt house, told me once that the last words of the Iron Duke were "if you please." Just before he died an attendant asked whether he would have some tea. el lington said. "Yes. if you please." drauk the tea, looked his thanks and never spoke again. If the great mar shal of Eugland thought it worth while to say "if you please," wonldu t it be a good sentence for some of us, who are not field marshals, to use more fre quently I Am Aneimt Pmnt 1 vprr learned man once came to one of the dear little schoolma'ara's picnics, and what do you think he said in the course of con versation f 1 give his remark entire. "We all know." said he. raising his eyebrows, "that rivers in time will car ry land from one place and deposit it in another. Perhaps the best illustra tion of this fact is lower Egypt, which Herodotus said the Egyptian priests considered to be a present from the ri ver A lie. The little schoolmistress was busy dealing out sandwiches at the tine, but she nodded her head. So I sup pose the learned man was right. St. A'kkolasfor February. A Blackbird not long since told me that in an old town hall in Massachu setts be saw a book of town records, dated two hundred years ago, and in it was the following: "Voted that the town clerk bay half a quire of paper for the use of the town." Fancy a town council voting on such a question nowadays. Paper may have cost more then than now, but if I didn't know that blackbird, I wouldn't believe the story. "Children.1' asked a Favette county minister, addressing a Sunday-school, "why are we like flowers ! What do we have that flowers have T" A small boy in the infant class, whose breath smelled of vermifuge. rose nn and made replv. "Worms." The minister crept under the pulpit chair to hide his emotions. been struck in the Centennial lode near T ..nto I'it. W T At a rienrh nf 100 feet a large body of quartz has been iounu, snowing an amount ui irec whleh it is believed exceeds anything ever before seen in rock. A huge solid mass of this rock will be sent to lh3 Centennial Exhibition. KIWS D B&H7. Tallahassee's fire department cost $20.50 last year. Frank Leslie has bought Boss Tweed's late residence. William Cullen Bryant has been elected President of the Century Club, of New York. The banks of Louisville have or ganized a clearing house, with a capital of nearly $0,000,000. , The statue of Burns will be erected in Central Park, New York, this year during the Centennial festivities. . . Twelve thousand dollars woith of dried fish are every month sent from San Francisco to China by the Chinese. --The property and franchises of the New York Central Underground rail road are to be sold under foreclosure. At Milwaukee a new telegraphic invention has been tried, and lt mes sages at once were sent over one wire. There are fourteen pairs of living twins in Xew Hanover township, Hun terdon county (N. J.,) according to the assessors' returns. An Iowa Colonel who has survived four wives, and is only ninety-two years old, is about to wed a youug" lady of sixty-seven Summers. Senator Oglesby, of Illinois bad his infant son baptized, recently in water which the Senator brought from the river Jordan twenty-years ago. The total number of hogs slaught ered in Cincinnati this season is 308,- 89. Ihe number slaughtered at the same time last season was 392,802. An extensive petrified forest has been discovered in the desert of North western Humboldt, west of the Black Rock range of mouutains, in Nevada. A Xew York lady has a punch- twiwl rliikt hriklitnmkil i irhrM'itM the Great King of Poiitus, who has been dead these eighteen hundred years and more. Durinir the first three weeks of au Iowa saving bank the deposits amounted to only seventeen cents. The hanker got disgusted, stole that, and is now far away. Missouri has "farnied out" its Pen itentiary leasing it to a party who agrees to manage and maintain it. and to pay to the State $112.50 a year for the privilege. Out west, in the great grain-grow ing regions, they use straw for fuel to drive their steam threshing-machines, and it is so managed that it answers very well. A California inventor has patented a contrivance for driving sewing-ma chines, which does away with the treadle. It is driven by aud runs like clockwork. The IudeM-mlmt, published at Bry ant, Kn I ton County, 111., is the smallest paper in America. It is published monthly, and the subscription price is 15 cents a year. The Lackawanna coal region, it is said, will continue to produce coal throughout the winter, unaffected by the suspension in the Schuylkill and Wyoming districts. A Xebraska man died the other day at the age of 00 years 11 months and M davs. We can Imagine how mad that man must have been that he couldn't make it au even hundred years. The Springfield, Mass. people now kindly warns the tramps that they only furnish crackers aud water, while at Boston there is a soup-house in full flow. The tramps usually pass on. Mrs. J. J. Astor presented $1,500 to the Children's Aid Society during the holidays, for the Hirpose of sending a party of 100 children and poor families to homes and places of work out West. Minnesota Is to have a State inebri ate asylum for which the liquor sellers will have to pay, as the supreme court has sustained "the constitutionality of the law imposing a tax for this pur pose. The heaviest special co-partnership ever orgauied in America started out in Xew York with the Xew Year. It includes the combination of seven capi talists, who contribute an aggregate of fsoo.ouo. Mil ford. X. II., talks of contribu ting Jimmy Blanchard to the Centen- ' nlal, to be exhibitel witn a picture oi the young George Washington, as spe cimens of two kinds of little bovs raised in this country. A Chicago banker h:is adopted the system of the 'London Cheque Bank, with this variation, that it issues cer tificates of deposits for sums of $10, $15 $20, and $50, payable to the order of the depositor only. Mrs. Emily Tubman, of Frankfort Ky., has presented the Christians of the e.nmu.lllt.iMltffMn.tinn mt A lliliur. Ga., withacompletely furnished church and parsonage, which she had erected at a cost of $101,850. The town clock at Xantucket Mass. is in charge of Mr. Walter Folger, who at the advanced age of ninety years limbs into the tower with apparent ease, and regulates the machinery as perfectly as iu his young days. Mrs. Capital of Rhode Island, is a widow, and is worth $3,000,000. Here is a capital catch for some enterprising young man ; but no doubt Mrs. Capital will not enter Into lile partnersmp Willi any man who has no capital of his own. Minnesota is an unfortunRte state. Last spring it was invaded by grass hoppers. And now there have been iu flicted uon the people two governor's messages, each about the length of an average annual message of the Presi- dent- Hon. A. II. Stephens continues in a very feeble state from disease in oue of his lungs. Though he eats and sleeps well, he does not regain nis strengiu. It is feared that ne will not ne aoie to take hU seat in Congress during the present season. At Crescent. Xew York, there live two twins by the name of Lansing, now in their seventy-fourtn year, one oi whom was born one year and one tne next. The former came late on Xew Year's eve, and the latter early Xew Year's morning. Mrs. General Gaines has arrived in Washington to attend to a suit pending in the supreme Court, affecting the nrobate of a will In Xew Orleans, stie savs she has been in litigation concern ing her interests for forty-four years, and has spent three fortunes. The State Prison of Vermont has a new chaplain, who has worked so dili gently, since the beginning of his en gagement in September, that five of the prisoners have been converted, and have made profession of their religion by being baptized. Jail seems an un promising place for Christian effort but a jail chaplain has advantages iu ad dressing his congregation not enjoyed by other preaches. His hearers are bound to be punctually on hand, re gardless of the weather, aud their at tention is not distracted by being com pelled to notice the new fashions in the apparel of their fellow worshipers. t ! I' it 'IS 4? f in no danger of "making a fool of him