IS h B. F. SCHWEIER, THS CONSTITUTION TH1 UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXIX. MHTLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA., DECEMBER 8. 1S75. NO. 49. S? it! I MOTHER'S OLD ETCHES. Bow sweet to my eight wee my mother's old alienee, Aa prompted bv hunger. I entered therein The kettles sod eauee-pans they looked so be- wuauiig, And s hslo of glory surrounded the tin. The beg of old Jarsthe coffee-mill br it. The tes-nrn sod caddy on shelf just abore ; The Jar of nice pickles, snd all the good rio tuaia. And the juicy mince-pies which so desiiyl lore. The tender-crnat pies, the spky mince-pies. The sweet, juicy pies which so dearly I lore. My mother's old kitchen wss always the haven Where in childish distress I pot in for relief; And the tablets of memory will ever be graven With the pastry eoof osteons that smothered my gnez. How eager I'd teaae. while mother waa malrinv A squirrel-shaped pattie, or sometimes a uore ; And with lips that were watering, I'd watch while Hwae baking The joky minoe-piea which so dearly I lore. With my alphabet plate, and the naitie nnan it I'd haste to the door-atep that fronts to the street; Nor sweet-cake, nor puddine, could win my heart from it. Though luscious with spices and everything And though ainoe my ohilhood I've been roving around O'er life's stormy billows, I return like the dove. To net in the old kitchen till turmoil is o'er, And partake yet again of the piea that I love The tender-crust pies, the spicy minoe-piea. The sweet, jukw pies, I so dearly still love. The Black Doctor. AX.NIK EOBKBTSON XOXOX. "On coming into contact with certain person?, we experience a certain amount of shock and jar. Is it not true ? "Often such an introduction of spirit? is pleasant, and makes the blood more hearty in its course through this poor machine, the body, which we abuse like a beggar for some years and fly from one eventful day with great disgust and shuddering. "Again this contact is like a blow from a hammer on a finger nail. We are slightly stunned by it, and feel a numbness and tingling, the result of a ort of strike among the workers in the workshop of the brain, which creates a revolution not always short-lived. "These encounters are frequent, and are not to be avoided by running away from home." The speaker, a man in the middle years of bis life; strictly pale, with a shrinking nature which went much against him in the profession he had chosen he was a physician and sur geon pushed back the damp black hair from his forehead with a nervous hand, and looked at us seriously with a palroi wonderfully black eyes. Eyes with copper linings that emitted now and again, strange yellow gleams as one may observe the eyes of a black cat to do, when she winks in the dark, or sits blinking at the sun. Such eyes looking earnestly into ours rapidly made converts of us to his doc trines. Strange influences were at work on us every hour in the day of that there could be no doubt, So much ac knowledged, the doctor assumed the air of a teacher; and leaning back in his great shagreen study chair, prepared to disseminate information to us in any shape. As we were all cut out and de signed for doctors, six hare tn-eca rem, crack-brained youths, with diseased patrimonies and small expectations we were nearly all quite ready to listen to a full-fledged doctor's experiences, and to profit by his wise reflections, seeing in him a person of probity and success, as he was by far the most successful surgeon for miles around, although comparatively a stranger at Progues burge and the neighborhood about there, having settled only in the early fall. He had been Introduced to the college by Skinker, our demonstrator of anato my, a fat little man with a wild mess of coarse, red hair and a foxy beard. Before the lectures, or after them, it was not unusual for some of us, or all, to drop into the doctor's cosy oflice to tell stories and listen to his. lie was a man of rare ability as a story-teller, and was sometimes uncomfortably re alistic, and gave more than one of us students, rather bad dreams by his manner of reducing odd adventures, and pschychological facts into a narra tive shape. Poor Bob McMasters! How well I remember his actual horror of the "black magician," as we called Brixton among ourselves. Bob alwavs sat on the outside of the circle of listeners; his girlish yellow locks tossed back in a heap from his white temples, a frozen stare in his blue eyes and his hands working nervously with his watch-guard. Bob was a queer fellow, at best; a quiet little chap, who was remarked for his writing letters home all day Sunday as sure as the day came, and taking long walks alone, lie was the meditative kind, and it was rather strange how the boys let him go his way unmolested. It is, and has been the fashion from the days of Esculapius down to the present, for students to play uncon scionably foul jokes on each other, and to get up cabals, much more often noted for the wit there Is in them, than the modesty or elegance. Our fellows were no better than other embryo doctors were worse, perhaps, in many ways but it was understood among us that McMasters was not to be played in any shape. He was a gentleman every Inch, and although older than some others, he was totally inexperienced in tricks of any kind, and had been raised at home like a girl. This could be seen by the way he kept his needles ami threads in a little worsted pocket, and the dexterity with which he mended his clothes and kept track of his linen. He had a little snuggery all to him self in the boarding-house, preiernng to be alone, even if in less cheerful quarters and as a special favor, I was often asked in to his den. Card pic tures adorned the walls; little knick knacks of brackets and sponge bags, cushifl covers and shoe cases leant a cheerful, homely air to his miserable little chambers and made the boys re spect, if they could not emulate him. I found him one night actually darn ing his hose with a monstrous needle, taking a long time to the threading of it very careful to make a regular wo man's knot in the thread and careful to put the knot underneath. "Why, Bob, old chap," I said slap ping him on the back ; "you don't mean to give yourself curvature of the spine in this sort of style, surely; come, leave that to the women folks, and lett go over to Brixton's for an hour. The other fellows are going; don't sit mop ing here; if vou ever expect to make a sawbones of Bob HcMasters for heaven's sake don't try to spoil his hand by giv ing it woman's work and confounded tomfoolery." "Not tomfoolery by any means," said Bob, quite Coolly. "A hand that is not delicate enough to sew, and fashion foolish little things, or fine and sensitive mooch to hnlil a darning-needle, surely cannot be ex- pecieu ui menu a gash in a baby's leg, or take the leg off if need were." "Oh, I don't know, Bob; Brixton's a first-rate articulator, and he was bred for a blacksmith, I believe. lie isn't a fine hand by a long shot." "I shouldn't be surprised to hear that he had been a butcher, not the least," Bob said, with a very pale face a mark 01 nis earnestness, always. "I can't get It out of mv head. Hor ace, that this Brixton is a horrid hum bug a cheat a mountebank and Jug gler. His chiefest skill I fancy is to conceal the fact of his ignorance. I am surprised that poor old Skinker hasn't seen to the bottom of him before this. He has never imparted anything like useful information to us while in his rooms; now has he?" "Well, no; I can't say that we've learned much from him." "That's it. His talk is rambling, incoherent, like himself, and I some times detect in his eyes expressions which might come frem the heated, and diseased brain of a madman. It's true. I don't like his study, with its crucibles and retorts, jugs aud experi ments, and I don't particularly fancy the man himself. So, if you'll excuse me I'll not go over to-night. I believe I'm not far wrong in the fancy I've taken that the doctor returns my dis trust with interest. He doesn't like me. You know that foolish, strange little couplet beginning, I do not like you. Dr. Fell," fcr, fee I leel exactly so toward this doctor. I can't tell any reason I have no reason, only such as he often quotes to us. When I met him first I shivered aud felt as if I had trodden bare-footed on a snail. Our nature's are antagonistic! that's all." "Then I wouldn't trust the doctor, Bob," I said cheerily, going out. "Your nature is about good enough, old man, and it's direct opposite must be that of a devil. Good-bye, I ain's afraid of his crucibles, you know, and it amuses me to hear him harangue." I left Bob sitting with his heels under hiin, sewing very much as the suscepti ble tailor in the Arabian Nights tales used to 6it at bis window oggling his lady love, who brought about his ruin. This fancy made me laugh at the door, and I can't forget Bob's expression. llis pale race ami stern eyes followed me down the gloomy old stairs, and into the quiet little stretch of road lead ing to Brixton's den. Uiggins, Topoff, Reed and Seaford were there smoking like pirates, and Brixton was up to his elbows in experi ments. He looked anything but charm ing in his long, black, muslin gown, his damp, black hair standing about his pallid face, his white, dog-like teeth gleaming from beneath his black mous tache. 1 fancied he looked a little dis appointed when I came in alone. Bob and I always dropped in together. "Here I have an instrument my own invention, Master Horace for testing the condition of the human heart. Let there be the least flaw or speck In that beautiful little gem in which poets seat the emotions which is all lel-de-rol, by the way and this ingenious little creature searches it out out at once. You grasp this wire which is attached to a Sectrum and condenser under this lamp just above this small piece of looking-glass, and should the heart beat too rapidly a pressure immediately fills this small tube with a fluid which I have here in a small receiver. Or, if too slow, the temperature sinks and the lamp grows dim. should the heart grow tired of working and take a sud den notion to cease labor altogether, then the fluid falls to the bottom of the receiver, the wire grows cold and the lamp goes out. What do you think of it?" "I think it is a fine thing for you, doctor, if you can convince the scien tists of the eflicacy oC your machine." "Hard-headed old mullets, those sci entists," Seaford said, enveloped in a cloud of whity blue smoke. "It takes a lot of successful manipulations to convince them of the value of a thing. Thev are dead against new inventions which they have not invented. "Yes; a man must be shut up as a lunatic now who dares invent anatomi cal wonders," Brixton said with a rest less gleam in his eyes. "As if a disor dered braiu could have conception of intricate machinery such as this, and produce an instrument with a motive and a power. This has not been tried fairly, you see. Your medical student has generally a wonderful digestion, and a perfectly sound organism. This should be applied to a diseased heart." "Where's MeMasters," some one sug gested. "I've heard him say often that a sort of heart disease ran through his family. This would be a capital way to prove whether or not he has received his share of a disagreeable legacy. He has so many times brooded on it, and in fact has expressed himself to me, that he would give a great deal to know if his heart was all right." That was true enough. We all knew the story of how his poor mother had died in her chair, holding an unread letter in her hand. It seemed to me that such a shock as this might have tested the soundness of a devoted son's heart perfectly. I, for one, thought the doctor's curious machine a grand humbug, and had no faith in it one way or the other, and had begun to have very little in the doctor. Several davs after this, I overtook McMasters during one of his solitary walks. I spoke good-humoredly to him, de signing to walk on, as I had never in truded myself on his privacy, or sought to become his companion ouly when it pleased him. He called after me: "Don't run away from me, Woolsey; am I so bad a comrade that you prefer to be alone?" "On the contrary Bob, you know I fancied that you liked to take your little rounds, unattended. You know I am extremely fond of your company al wavs." "I believe you, dear old boy, I think rou are. I like to think my own thoughts often, and often I should like to think yours. Now, why did you not mention to me this instrument of Brix ton's which vou saw the other night?" Bob looked at me with such serious eyes that I colored highly as many in nocent yersons have been known to do, looking guilty when under suspiciou for dread of suspicions being fastened upon them. "Why, really Bob, I never once thought of it; it was an absurd affair altogether, and I took no sort of stock 'Will you swear to me, Horace, that rim were not afraid to broach the sub ject to me. Was not that it?" Again 1 coioreu, anowtug uvw tive McMasters had always been about thi. .Truw-txl infirmitv this horrible thing which must always have been the ghost of his boyhood and manhood ; the bulk of his every bad dream and nightmare. "Afraid I Why should I have been I answered calmly. "Don't get whimsical Bob. in hea ven's name;" I said with a lightness I was far from feelinr. "I forgot all about the machine di rectly ; and you know I've not had the best of news from home lately, and my thoughts wander there incessantly. My mother is not well, and I am thinking ui running aown lor a aay or two." ies; you ought to go home at once, if that is the case." he said feelingly. "But do you know, Horace, I've half a mind to try this thing? Not that I think anything could result from it, though. I am curious about inventions of ail kinds; I dream at times that I shall get a saw-mill or something of the sort out of my own head, and I oulv want to take a look at this thing over at Ttrivtftn'a I f : I r i want me to try it, but I don't know. It couldn't hurt me, you know, if there is nothing in it." "But let us suppose that the instru ment wm obey the doctor, aud answer his expectations." "Well " he said, neelin? the tender bark from a small piece of stick he car- nea, -i see now, woolsey, why you never mentioned it to me. But I have no scruples about subjecting myself to uw wu i mans: you all the same, however." I did not fear the machine, mind; I stood more in fear of Bob's imagina tions, his quick, nervous temperament. I said no more, and seeing that be had said all he wished, I left him. I was on my way to the post-office, and getting further bad accounts from home, as I had feared, I immediately returned to my chambers and made a few hurried preparations for leaving. I bad but a few moments in which to catch the night express, and left a little note for Bob as a good-bye. I scrawled on the back of an envelope: "Dear Old Fellow: I'm off. Shall be back Monday next, I hope. Look out for yourself, and let the 'infernal machine' alone. "HORACE." This I left on Bob's table, telling Uiggins to call his attention to it. My mother had bettered considerably by the time I saw her, and being anx ious about my class, not to Sfieak of a queer feeling I had abont McMasters, I got back Sunday night instead of Mon day, as I purposed. The news that met me was astounding truly. The keeper of a mad-house in the interior of the state, with two doc tors, had come in search of Brixton, who it seems had been in the asylum for some years, confined at times as a dangerous lunatic. He was also lucid for long intervals, in one of which he made his escape, cut his beard, changed his name, which was in reality Plesch man, aud settled at I'roguesburge as we have seen. There was no doubt at all about his madness. He raved f uriously, and became almost unmanageable at sight of his keeper and had to be chained down. Bob was all right though. lie laughed over ray note of caution, but said he had made up his mind to test the instrument fully, and should have done so had not events interfered to prevent it then. "The doctor's effects were scattered broadcast," he said, "and I made off with his invention. I shall keep it as a curiosity as having been the creation of a mad-man's brain, but there is, of course, nothing it." He threw off a napkin which covered it, and I examined it with some curi osity. It looked devilish enough, and I again advised McMasters not to have anything to do with it. As he betrayed a faint annoyani, I dropped the subject at once, and the napkin was replaced. Tuesday being letter day for the students, every man Jack of us were busy with our own personal anairs all day: I had not seen Bob since dinner. Topoff said he had gone to his room with his portion of the mail, and had not been seen since; not even at the tea-table. Uiggins and I ran up to his little den at about a quarter to seven, leaving the others at cribbage below. We rattled away loudly at the door, giving a porter's double knock every two seconds on the thiu panels. I shudder now to think of how that unheeded knocking echoed through the ghiomy old house. "Oh, he's asleep or dead," said Uig gins in his rough way, shaking the knob. "I know he hasn't gone out. Bob, old chap, look here, you know. You want to come out of this. What game are you up to now?" Suddenly my teeth began to chatter in wild affright aud I never came so near being frightened to death in my life by my own emotions and convic tions "Don't knock again. Will," I said, let us break open the door. Come, all together, now." The fastening gave away and the lamp on the table flickered and flared in the rush of cold air we let in. Bob sat upright in the chair at the table; his left hand holding the wire, his eyes open and fixed on an open letter which lay beside the cursed thing. He was stone dead, and was now quite cold. Past all help from us, though all that mortal knowledge could do was done. What hail caused his heart to cease Its throbbing? Was there method in the lunatic s madness, ana nau ue reauy invented a thing worth a moment's thought? We both glanced at the open letter, on which the kindly blue eyes had looked their last, and we couia not neip seeing what its nature was. It was written by the woman this man had loved with all the ardor of bis passionate nature, and it was simply a request that he would permit her to withdraw her pledge. She had discov ered too late that she loved another too much to make it safe or honorable in her to keep her promise to him, Xow, whether this cold and cruel letter came to his heart as a death blow, or the black doctor's fatal machine had proven too true to its purpose, or, that vivid imagination which characterized our friend had assisted him to compass his ewn end, we shall never know. Strange, he should have died, sitting up, with a letter before him, just as his mother had died, three years before. I had the melancholy satisfaction of destroying the "infernal machine" and casting its nones to tne aogs. ear uy it, among a litter of matters, lay my caution to poor Bob; the yellow enve lope, on which I had written those few words, each one of which now pierced me like a knife. Might not some faint premonition of all these things have moved Bob to his dislike of Brixton? I believe murdered men know their murderers from the hour they first look into their eyes. - To maxb a Retset CrSTARD. To lukewarm new milk add suflicieut ren net to curdle the milk, then set in cold water on ice, and serve by dipping out carefully so as to break the curd as little a possible. It is better to prepare it in the same dish you wish to send to the table, grate a little nutmeg over it and eat with sugar, and, if you have it, twe cream. It is better to prepare but short time before using it. ask, Asakergrta, nd SaBTrwa. Mask arrives in its natnral condition in small poncbes, packed tins or cad dies, and often horribly adulterated. Down right fictitious musk is also sent to this country, the emptied pouches being red I led with abominable trash concocted for purposes of fraud bv the "Heathen Chinee" and other child like Orientals. A great quantity of genuine uiubk, However, comes lonquin, irom Central Asia, and from the Indian Ar chipelago. The extraordinary petma- nence of this perfume is well known A handkerchief once scented with it may be washed a dozen times and stored away for several years, but when taken out the scent of the musk deer "will cling to it still" and display the power falsely ascribed to the rose. Other instances of the endurance of musk might be given such as the fa mous one of the apartments of the Em press Josephine at Malmaison, from which no quantity of scrubbing, paint ing, and fumigating could remove the subtle penetrating odor. Ambergris, of which sundry tins are for sale, is another enrions animal product, a se cretion of the sperm whale, still known an perfume, and sold at a large price in Mincing Lane, but much fallen from its mediaeval celebrity as a condiment. We do not much care for dishes "drenched with ambergris" truffles being good enough for the gourmands of these degenerate days. Saffron, too, has fallen from its high estate, and is no longer prized as of old as medecine, condiment, perfume, or dye. In the good old time saffron and almond mink were the sheet anchors of the "master cooks," of snch luxurious monarrhs as our Richard II ; but except in bouil labaisse and baba cakes, saffron is now rarely met with on our tables. So highly was it esteemed in the middle ages that tremendous edicts were ful minated against sophUticators of the popular condiment. In Germany notably in Nuremberg Safranscliao or saffron inspection was established, and adulterated gaods, whether holden "knowingly" or not, were burned, to gether with the proprietors. At one time it was largely cultivated around Saffron Walden in Essex. All the Year Hound. ea ajaalBara. Old age finds no keener outdoor pleasure than to revisit the seashores familiar to it from childhood. Then memory and reflection summon the past to their silent sessions, as the man. cheered, it may be hoped, with all of love and deference which should accom pany old age, watches at evening the fishing-bouts hoist their sails to pass the harbor-bar ere the tide falls, and so, with, their large brown spread of can vas, sweep majestically into the night. The grandchildren, it may be, play around ; their father walks up and down, unfolding to bis approving wile in the intervals of his cisrar the plan of his great work Ob Dimorphism, which is to waft liim on to fame. All things around hiin, the aged man ponders, are full of hope and innocent enjoyment, each looking on to some higher stage, some blessing to blossom in the future. Has not this reflection a comfortable bearing on his own years, which are fast nearing their earthly farm? And if the inestimable boon be further granted him of knowing 1 1 1 "i f liSa life liua ii 'it . I liumt liur hAan spent uselessly and selfl shfv, if he be conscious of a good fight not unfairly fought, if not a lew memories of kindly deeds beset him, of efforts made not whollv in vain to carry out the law of love in his dealings with others, if peaceable thoughts and pure fancies and righteous deeds and helping words have been the diet on which he has fed his soul, who would not envy him this re trospect or life, mellowed by the sea's freshness, and with each hard outline softened by its gracious influences ? Then, turning from the past to the pres ent, the sea spread out before him. with its sails mysterious! v sinking below the horizon to seek another world, must needs remind him of the numberless philosophers and poets who have loved to view in it "that immortal sea which brought us hither," as well as the sea which rounds our little life, the un known waters on which, when our an chors ave once weighed, we must dark ling make our voyage. The sea is thus the latest, as it was our earliest, instruc tor. Its vastness, its brightness, its union of perpetual agitation with cen tral peace all these qualities are now but symbols of the future state, as they served in youth for the work of lancy, or of encouragement and solace in man hood, from this world s sea old age thus insensibly passes to the "sea of glass like unto crystal before the throne of God. Finally, in order that it may strengthen the man about to sutler this "sea-change" in a higher sense than aliakesieare ever dreamt, the notion of trustfully waiting is also inherent in the sea. Lowell seldom wrote grander words than when he thus dwells on this aspect of the sea and the home beyond : The dronpiof M-wel beam, la nlrht abynaed. Far and am far the wave'a receding h-cki. 5or donbta. fur all the darkaeea aad the mitt. That the pale abepberdeea will keep her trret. Aad anorewar lea af ala aer loaaleeced local. Aad, tboaffli Ihr heattn watera far withdraw, 1, luo, caa wait aad feed ea be of The And f ihe dear recarrenee of Thy law, bare tbat Ihe partiaf grace tbat aaniaf aaw." deltas;. Clay is the material most commonly approved and used for modeling. It is wet with pure water, carefully freed from all foreign substances, beaten and worked to a proper state of fiimness, and is then ready to take the shape of the ideal formed in the artist s mind. With the simplest tools or home man ufacture, made of ivory or bone or box wood or rubber or cedar, of witn ins bare fingers, the artist fashions the plastie material, and touches and re touches it a thousand times, until the image before him is the counterpart of that in his mind's eye. Sometimes he works all day on the corner of a mouth to get it just right, and then puts the model away dissatisfied, but takes it out again and continues bis labor till, at last, some happy touch makes the whole complete. Very careful is .he to keep the clay moist, and for this he sprinkles it through a fine hose with water, and covers it in intervals of labor with a rubber cloth, that its plas ticity be in no wise diminished. Whether the figure be finally draped or not. It is modeled naked, so that severity and truth of form, upon which the excellence of sculpture so much de pends, may be made perfectly sure. The other day we stood beside the modeling stand or an artist whose in imitable groups are familiar to every cultivated eye in the land, and watched bis skillul hand as it worked the veins into an oak leaf. "My talent is patience said he; "I never weary of working at my model till it suits me. The fault with novices in the art is that they ex pect fine results too soon ; they do not keep their clay moirt enough, and they are not patient." Modelers in clay are we all. The tools with which we work are simple enough ; they are the duties, the pleas ures, the crosses, tne Durdens of lire, made to our hand, waiting to be nsed. The ideal to be wrought out must be in each individual heart. By education, by discipline, by correction, faults must be removed from the character, which is the plastic material on which we work. The drapery is the body. If the shape beneath is perfect, the dra pery will be easily adjusted to it, for as spencer savs, "SonI is form and doth the body make." Patience must pre side from the beginning, middle, and end of the work. The clay must be kept overmore plastic with the love of truth and purity. .Nothing will harden It so quickly as vice and prejudice. And we must work till our life's end on the corners of the mouth, on the lines about the eyes, on the curves of the brow, ou the pose of the head, till the Master appear and pronounce the "Well done." Tbat his eye may ap prove, the form beneath all the drapery must be modeled in the severe and naked simplicity of Truth and Virtue. To many of ns is given the "modeling or characters other than our own. it is in our power by judicious training, by the power of love, by the inspiring influence of example, to work out nat ural defects in the clay, and to Impress on it images of beauty ; to fashion it in fair and graceful outlines, and make of it a vessel unto honor. "Like clay in the bands of the potter" are the hearts of our children in ours, and we are, whether we are conscious of it or not, molding their destinies. What skill, what wisdom, and above all, what patience we need ! UsTSit SwTerclKaia. The Bank of England clips every lighteovercign that comes into the Bank. The weighing of every sovereign is ac complished quickly; they weigh 3,000 in an hour with one machine. Mr. Palmer, the Deputy-Governor, informed the House of Commons Select Com mittee of last session on hanks of issue, that last year the Bank of England weighed coin to the amount of 2.,l(Ki.- 0U0, and rejected 0,000, or about 3t per cent., as being light gold, t or this last amount the Bank paid the value, making a deduction for the deficiency of weight, which is generally about 3d. or 4d. per light sovereign. It was stated to the committee that boxes of correctly- weighed gold, sent by the Bank ol Eng land to Scotland, frequently came back without having been opened, and Mr. Palmer stated that there is then some reduction for light weight. He ex plained this by adding that the mere shaking of the sovereigns on the journey will make a slight difference. There is a point at which every sovereign be comes lighf; and many sovereigns turn that point on the journey. Jlr. Hodg son, M. P., a bank director, stated that in a box of 5.0UU sovereigns the number which would be found to have turned the point would generally he about eight if they have not been disturbed ; and he added : "You are aware that the sovereign which is in your pocket at 8 o'clock in the morning is not the same sovereign at 12 o'clock at night." After this rather alarming announcement it is satisfactory to find Mr. Hodgson stating also that the charge for light weight on the eight deficient sovereigns would be about 2d. per coin, making only I'M. on the box of i.3,0U0; so that savs he, "it really amounts to nothing. Lund'M Timet. The Peaer er Water. It has been oliserved by the ablest writers in the service of geology that the power of water as an agent of denuda tion and subsequent transportation of matter is, without any doubt, the great est now in operation. The smallest streams carrv with them a proiiortion of the soil through which they flow, and when a union of their waters in creases their volume and velocity, ami consequent powers of erosion aud trans portation r a river, the enects on mat ter through which the channel U formed will be very marked. Lyell estimates the quantity of solid earthy matter brought down annually by the waters of the Mississippi to be three million seven hundred and ntty-eight thousand four hundred cubic feet; and this is exclu sive of the vast quantities of floating timber ami other vegetable matter which are continuously beiug borne off the up lands by the tributary streams. A vast quantity of the alluvium finds its way to the Gulf and Is deposited on the submerged plateau of mud at the outer edge of the delta there forming the foundation or that great alluvial plain seaward. But a vast quantity also is deposited in the bed of the great river itself, and this proo-ss of filling up has tor ages assisted in the formation of the great alluvial plains or bottom lauds that stretch southward rrom St. Louis tor one thousand miles along the river, and are in width from thirty to eighty miles, and represent those inexhausti bly fertile lauds of which the Eondon correspondent wrote in l!Xj6 : "There is no system. Ihe rarmcr scratches the ground and throws iu the seed, and his bountiful harvests come up year after year without further thought or trouble. Thousands of cen turies have made the soil for hiin, ami it defies him to make too heavy demands upon it. It gives him all he asks and is never known to disappoint or fail." Haaralfleeait Balle. Although rhetoricians hesitate a little to denominate the "bull" a figure of speech, yet the frequency w ith which it occurs, the danger which every one is under of perpetrating one, ami the cousinship it sustains to hyerbole, all combine to give it a half assured osi tion in the list of figures. Coleridge defines a "bull" thus: "It is a mental juxtaosition of Incongruous ideas, with the sensation, but without the reality, of connection." Jerrold's tipsy ser vant, after long fumbling at the door with his key, finally declared that some scoundrel had stolen the key-hole, a drunken notion which approached the nature of a bull. The bull is not con fined to the Irish. Many of the best come down from Greece and Rome. It was a Greek who heard that a goose lived 20U years, and bought one to see, who shut his eyes and looked in the glass to see what sort of a corine he would make; aud who, having a house for sale, carried round a brick as a spe cimen. But the Irish have acquired a reputation for "bulls," and must keep it. It is suggested that the IrUhmau speaks a foreign language, and so is not so accurate as an Englishman; but this does not account for the odd mistakes sometimes made by those Irishman who never knew a word of Critic. Perhaps, after all, the best explanation is that offered by an Irishman : "Sure it must be in the climate. If an Englishman was born in Ireland, he would make just as many." This piece of uninten tional richness was good, but not quite so racy as the conductor a Dublin mob, who had a spite' against a banker, ami tried to ruin him by burning i.'20,ou0 of his bank's notes. A rarer list is given, comprising, among others, the Irishman who stole chocolate, and he aud "his ould 'oman made tay of it;" the waiter and the restaurant guest : "Tay or coffee, sir?" "Tay." "Got no tay;" he who played at cards, and, inspecting the pool, missed a shilling. "Here's a shilling short! Who pnt ! in?" and the two prominent members of the Irish bar, one of whom knocked the other dowu, and told him he would make him be have like a gentleman ; but the other, rising with Irish valor; "I defy you, sir? no, sir, you could not do it," Neither are the lovers forgotten. "I will never speak to you more," said he with extreme vexation. "Keep your spake to yourself, then," said she, "I am sure I can live without it, or your company. 'I'm sure so can I, then," was the wrathful rejoinder. The poor ft How whose eyes "hadn't gone to gether the whole night for thinking of his darling," and he "could not sleep at night for dreaming of her," keeps company with him who desired an affectionate daughter to marry hiin, and see if he did not "beat her mother ;" and with him who wanted a meeting contrived with his inamorata when neither of them "knew th9 other was present." The Hibernian paterfamilias is also displayed who wanted the chil dren kept iu the nursery while he was at home, although he "would not object to their noise if they would only keep quiet;" in company with the beggar woman, who was the mother of "six small children and a sick husband." This worthy lady was probably a near relative or her whose son Bill "jiist made two chairs and a fiddle out of his own head, and had plenty of wood left for auother." Here are also the physi cian who, in a case of Infanticide, could not determine "whether the child was alive at the time of its death or not ;" and the woman who fell into a well and was thankful to "Providence and an other woman" for assistance in getting out. The man who lamented the fright ful mortality, since "there were people dying this year whoneverdied before ;" the man wt o, after an illness, "was sick for a long time after he got well," on account of the doctor's doses ; he who would rot fight a duel because of his unwillingness to "leave his aged mother an orphan;" together with the poor boy who complained that his parents treated him as if he were "their son by another father and mother;" all are here, and the list is very appropriately closed by the account of the Irishman who was riding a mule, when the hind foot of the latter became entangled in the stirrup, "Be dad, if you're going to get up, it's toime for nieself to get down." Jtf.icfrefA's Jf.jAf and Mirth of LiUmtute. Bex) Luteal a. Conversation is more frequently spoiled and ruined by bad listening than by bad talking. Two persons or several", may engage, in the discussion of a subject with which each is well ac quainted, and each may possess com mand of language and fluency of dic tion, but if one of them is an inatten tive, uneasy or impatient listener, the conversation become confused and ir regular, often Irritating, and either of itself breaks up altogether, or is aban doned with a mutual or general sense of relief on the occurrence of any in terruption from without. There are various classes of such offenders, exam ples of each of which may not seldom be met with in a single large party. The least blameable, and the least em lmrrassing, but ofteu sulHciently so to distract the best talkers, and to hinder the process of discourse, are the ner vous and fidgety, who, although per haps desirous ami intending to give at tention to the subject under treatment, are unable to control physical restless ness while others are speaking. This manifests itself in various ways by wandering of the eyes, movements of the limbs, arrangements of the dress, taking up aud putting down books and other objects, and often by very un gainly tricks practiced by an astonish ingly large number or sensible, well educated, and otherwise well conducted people. Ihe presence or a single person of this temperament in an audi ence is notoriously sufficient to annoy and discompose even eminent public speakers, and often sioiis a speech or a sermon. It is not to be wondered at that, in the closer communication of social intercourse, it should prove very frequently the stumbling block to con versation. iwr! linnr. The Xeweat raraa of riekpweket. The last clever pickpocket on record is a little girl of about twelve years old, for whom the police are diligently look ing out. Her victims have been up to this time country ladies who are visit ing the metropolis, or foreigners. Presently when she grows bold enough to attack London ladies, who are dis trustful to disinterested kindness from strangers, then her career will meet with a check. She is a nice little girl, clean, pleasant faced, bright-eyed looks for all the world as if she was "a model scholar. "0,pleae ma'am, I suppose you didu't know there was a black sHt on your nose?" Lady, with a concern for appearances, esecially wheie cleanli ness is concerned, replies, "O no, I did not," in a tone of alarm, mingled with gratitude, having instant recourse to her handkerchief, thereby . revealing the exact locality of her pocket, and leaving it a prey to the thief. The n'ce little girl is very sympathizing, offers her aid, and scrubs the face of the victim with well assumed earnestness. The face is clean a, id the imaginary black routed at last the lady offers her thanks, possibly substantial ones, but meantime the cute young person has managed to possess herself of the con tents of the pocket, with the watch, or any loose trinkets, which hang conve- vieutly exposed to view. Jiia Cor. BestoraUaa ar Lire After Freeslws;. A friend residing iu Baltimore had in his possession a small alligator, which hal been sent him from Florida. Its habitation was a tub partially filled with water, kept outdoor. Duringone of the odd snaps of the past Winter, in the night the water became completely frozen, imprisoning the reptile in the Ice, with but a small portion of his body protruding therefrom. To all ap pearances the animal was as dead as one of the stuffed specimens seen in a museum collection. Ihe want or time precluding an effort for its extrication in the morning, it was allowed to re main frozen, and was soon forgotten in in the maze or the cares or tne day. For fortv-eio-ht hours the rent ile thus - i remained frozen and lifeless, at the end of which time, being thawed out, vitality became visible, and in a short time it was animated as ever, with no evidence of having in the least suffered by the prolonged frigoriHceonanement. Here is an instance in which the vital spark seems not to have been extinguished by the freezing, nor the animal's organism to have been mutilated, but that vitality merely remained torpid or dormant during the freezing, and ready to re spond to its functions whenever the animal's organism returned to its nor mal condition.. American Artisan. Artiflrlal Waste. Bulwer says that poverty is only an idea, in nine cases out of ten. Some men, with ten thousand a year, suffer more from want of means than others with three hundred. The reason is, the richer man has artificial wants. His income is ten thousand, and he suffers enough, from being dunned for unpaid debts, to kill a sensitive man. A man who earns a dollar a day, and does not run in debt, is the happier of the two. Very few people who have never been rich will believe this; but it is as true as God's Word. There are thousands upon thousands with princely incomes who never know a moment's peace, because they live beyond their means. There is really more happiness in the world among working people than among those who are called rich. lonrr colcmj. " thould leep ." I was very much struck with an answer I received the other dar from a little boy who was visiting me. He had been playing a long while, and was very tired, one of bis playmates, 1 am sorry to say. was not a very good boy ; he ma not mind his mother, and sometimes ut tered words I do not wish ever to hear from children's lips ; but he was a gen erous, merry kind of a boy for all that and waa aaite a favorite. "(am afraid. Charlie," I said, "that Willie Kay is naughty: he is a very trou blesome child. Now if yon were his moiner, wnat wouiu you no wiui uimi "I should keep him !" answered Char lie, looking np in my face fearlessly. "Would you keep a naughty boy, Charlie f Does be deserve his mother's kindness T" "Yes. I should keep him faaid Char lie again, shutting his lips firmly to gether as if that was all he hail to say. "But, Charlie," I persisted, "do you think a naughty boy like Willie Kay onght to be kept by a good kind mo ther.! he is disobedient and unruly in every way." "Now. auntie." replied the little boy "now auntie, do yon tlnuk be tould be good if his mother did not keep him I should keep him and try to make him better." Here was his answer. How many mothers art npoo little Charlie's reso lute reply, "1 should keep him." "He is my boy ; God gave him to me. He may be undutiful and disobedient sometimes ; but 1 ehalt keep aim work with him aud for him. pray with him and for him, still hoping and never, quite despairing." Yes, children, the mother is the last to give up her child : through evil and goook report, in times of sickness and sorrow and trial, and even in crime, she will shield, she will love him, and pray for him. aud keen him alwavs in her heart. Aud does not the blessed Sanour show the same patience and love to as all, His children, for whom He died t Does He not wait "that tbey may bring forth f rnit t He intercedes for ua, send blessings and mercies and trials, all to bring us back to Him. He will not let ns go until we prove wholly recreant. Let us pray tbat. as little Charlie said, "He will keep us." and at last receive us into His Heavenly habitations. If I could onlu 9t JIT 17 mother. "It I could only see my mother!" Again and again was that yearning cry repeated If I could only see my mother: The vessel rocked, aud the waters. chased bv a fresh wind, played musi cally against the side of the ship. The sailor, a second mate, quite youthfut, lav in his narrow bed, his eyes glazing, his limbs stiffening, bis breath failing. It was not pleasant to die thus, in this shaking, plunging ship ; but he seemed not to mind his bodily comfort; his eyes looked far away, and ever and anon broke forth that grieving cry "If 1 could only see my mother An old sailor sat by. the Bible in his hand, from which he had been read ing. lie bent above the young man. and asked him why he was so anxious to see the mother he had so wilfully left. O ! that s the rrasou. he cried in anguish ; "I've nearly broken her iieai t.and I can t die in peace. She was a good mother to me O ! so good a mother! She bore every thing from her wild boy, and once she said. 'My son, when yon comh to die you will re- memiier this.7 0!il 1 could only see my mother !" He never saw his mother. Tie died with the yearning npou his lips, as many a one has died who slighted the mother who loved hiin. Boys, be good to your mothers. What's the nuttier with this Story. X rite suite little buoy, the son of a grate kernel, with a rough about bis neck, flue up the rode swift as eb dear. Altera thyme, he bad stopped, at a gnu house and wrung the belle. His tow hurt hymn, and he kneaded wrest, lie was two tired too raze his fare pail face. A feint mown of pane rows from his lips. The made who herd the belle was about to pair a pare, but she through it down and with awl her mite, four her guessed would knot weight. Butt when she saw the little won, tiers stood in her eyes at the site. Ewe poor dear ! W hy due yew lye hear? Ah yew dyeing? Know, he sade, "I am feint to the corps." She boar him in her alms, as she aught, too a rheum ware he might bee quiet, gave him bred and meet, held cents under his knows, tide his cboler. rapped him warmly, gave him some sweet drachm from a viol, till at last he went fourth hail as a young hoarse. His eyes shown his cheek was read as a flour, and be gambled a hole our. it. Sic kola. "Good Morning T. Don't forget to say "good morning!" Say it to your parents, your brothers and sisters, to your children, or your fellow-work men ; and say it cheerfully and with a smile ; it will do you good, and your friends good. 1 here is a kind of an inspiration in every "good morning" heartily and smilingly spoken, that helps to make hope fresher and work lighter. It seems, reallw seems to make the morning good, and to be a proph ecy of a good day to come at r it. And if this be true of the "good morn ings" it is so also of all kind, heart some greetings. They cheer the dis couraged, rest the tired one, aud, somehow, make the wheels of life run more smoothly. Be liberal with them, then, and let no morning pass, how ever dark and gloomy It may be, that you will not help at least to brighten by your smiles aud cheerful words. Kern to your Vocation. "Pickle," said Dick, the bull-terrier, to the pretty little Skye, "as long as you keep to your tricks and winning playful ways vou are charming; bat when you come to the gate after me, putting in your snnu, suarp pipe, anu spoiling my deep hoarse bark, you look posi tively silly ; excuse me, but true friends must be faithful." "Dick, dear," said Pickle, "that re minds me of something 1 have often thought of telling you; aa long as you keep to guarding the house, and fright ening the beggars, you are highly re spectable ; but whoa yon try to come sprawling on my lady s lap, in imita tion of me, you nave no idea now ioo lish you look. Excuse me, but one good turn deaerven another, and 'true friends must be faithful.' steady Jfeaey. Keep ready money on hand if vou can. No matter if it is only a little sum. If it is only sufficient for the current expenses, it is a great convenience to say the least. Any one who has tried and compared the credit with the cash system, will readily admit the correct ness of the above remark. When you buy for cash you generally get things cheaper get better weight and measure and all ttie favors the dealer can ex tend :o his patrons. On the - hronic credit system, the matter is usually re versed. If you try to avoid credit by borrowing, you improve matters very little, if any. Hence we give this ad vice, "Turn an honest penny" whent ever you can, and always have snfficien moneyon hand to meet your small engagements. ICWS H BRIEF. Georgia imports wagons annually to the extent of $jO0,0W). The Emperor of Brazil respectfully asks for eighteen mouths' vacation. Green Lake. Colorado, has been stocked with U0,000 mountain and salmon trout. A bear weighing 400 pounds was captured on Chocura mountain at New Hampshire a few days ago. Mrs. Foster of Muscatine, Iowa, has a beard three inches long and a heavy, glossy, black moustache. Thrifty little Rhode Island has only 480 paupers out of i."ti,2:W souls, and has $40,000,000 in saving banks. W. F. Gill of Boston has the original manuscript of Poe's poem. "The Bella." the baud writing is as clear as print. The aspiring city of Denver is erecting a watch tower, eighty feet high, from which to observe ami give nonce or Ores. The Kentucky tobacco crop is re ported as being in an excellent condi tion, with an acreage 200 per cent bet ter than lat year. At Sauk Centre. Minn., after five lawyers hail been engaged in a lawsuit for two weeks, the plaintiff was given a verdict for 73 cents. There are sixty stores en Broadway. Bostou.that have given up iris and taken to kerosene. That's one way of dealing with a monopoly. The Indiana Supreme Court has de clared unconstitutional the State law re quiring legal notices to be published in German newspapers. An Indian canoe that will hold liX men easily, is to be sent to the centen nial from British Columbia. It is GO feet long, 8 wide and 4 high. We milk 13.000.000 cow in this country, keep 3,000 creameries and cheese factories, ami have a cheese and butter product of fl"i0,000,000. The trial of Piper the murderer o f little Mabel Young iu a church steeple Boston, last summer, has been again postponed, this time till January. North Carolina will be represented in the centennial by 70 varieties of pine timber, nine boxes of minerals, and over 100 varieties of herbs ami roots. There are in the United States seventeen establishments where loco motives are built, thirty-six-cai-wheel manufactories, and ninety-two car- nops. A tall siirnal post. The officers- of the Coast Survey have erected a weather signal on the summit of Mount Shasta, California, 14,400 feet above the level of the sea. Non-navment of taxes in Massa chusetts disfranchises the delinquents. u Koston, zj.uimj names have been dropped from the voting list for failing to pay up. 1'nfavorable reports are received re garding the ravagws of the hog cholera. wnicn is taking off thousands of swine in Indiana, Missouri, Illinois, and other v estern states. A small terrier in Mcriden, Conn., a year ago lost part of his tail, which is now growing out again at right angles, so that he carries behind hiin a kind of stove-pie elbow. The office of the Territorial Enter prise, recently burned in the great lire in Virginia city, Nevada, is the one in which Mark Twain commenced his newspaper career. Business is recovering In Lawrence, Mass., and the worsted dress goodsmills are being run night and day. Now for more over-production .alter the usual American fashion. Ex-Treasnrer Spinner is in doubt whether he ought to accept the present of a clock tendered him by the em ployees of the Treasury Iepartmeiit,but his gratitude is just at deep. Emily Parker, the English swim ming champion, is coming to this country to exhibit herself. She will perform at variety theatres in a glass tank, aud be billed as the lady frog. Two owls attended service at the Episcopal church in Georgetown, S. C. last Sunday. They took up positions on the reading desk and communion table, and behaved with great propri ety. A snake was killed in Arkansas re cently which measured twenty feet lonsr, twenty-four inches around the girth, three or four inches between the eyes, and which made a track of eight and three-fourth inches. The National Gold Bank and Trust Company of San Francisco will go into liquidation. The liabilities of the insti tution have been reduced to $Him),iniii, and the depositors and stockholders will probably be paid in full. A mineral bureau has been estali lished at Alexandria, Virginia, for the purpose of collecting Sieciinens of ores found In different sections of the State, and of ultimately developing mines which are believed to exist. The Pioneer Chicory Factory, Yolo county, Cal., is in full operation. The proprietors cultivate this year 400 acres of chicory, 75 acres more than ever lie fore. The crop is unusually fine: and the result will be at least 400 tons of chicory. George Metzger, of Carlisle, Pa., now in his ninety-fifth year, is the ol dest person w ho has served in the le gislature. He was a member during the years 1313 audi It. He is said to retain his powers of body and mind al most unimpaired. A curious basket picnic and ball was held recently in Leavenworth Moun tain, Colorado. It was held in a sub terranean chamber, and the cards of invitation stated that dam-lug would be continued until ten boxes of wax candles bad been consumed. Some planters in the San Joaquin valley, California, have been experi menting in cotton culture, and have raised from one-quarter of abate to four bales per acre, 500 pounds to the bale, on land that was not irrigated. An opeu ing for "Chinese cheap labor." The increase of the number of in sane committed from San Francisco the present year is 25 per cent, over the cor responding period last year. During the year 1874 the number committed was I'J-k while for the nine months of 1375, ending Sep. 30,the number reached 210. The first child named after George Washington was probably the son of Nathaniel Appletou, an ancestor of the present Boston Appletons, who was christened in Oi-tober, 1775. His grand father. Key. Irr. Nathaniel, of ( am bridge, was the second to receive the de gree of D. D. from Harvard, in 1771, his predecessor being Increase Mather. Sheep raising in California has its attendant excitement. Mr John Max well, living near Blairstown, Iowa, recently received from his son In Cali fornia, the skins of 7 panthers, i black bears, 14 lynx, 1 brown bear, 2 cubs, and 2 gray foxes. Mr. Maxwell's son is in the sheep business, and these pelts were the troph ies gai ned w h i le gua rd i n g his flocks 4 I I 1 1 i ' tt i i 1 i ' - i i i ! w I I ) i