WHL1I LOVE BECOMES DDtOETAL lievond the chilly wind and gloom; skies. Beyond death' cloudy portal. Tone ia a land when beauty never dies. And lore become immortal. We may not know bow sweet its balmy air. How bright and fair it flower ; We may not bear the soos that echo there. Through those enchanted bowers. Bnt ometimes, when adown the western iky, - Tbe'fiery annset linger, Ita fro! den gate swing inward noiselessly, Unlocked by unseen fingers; And while they stand a moment half ajar. Gleams from the inner glory, fltream brightly through the azure vaults afar. And half reveal the story. latere! lac SSkelela of Wife. Presides)! The following is taken from an histo rical sketch of HaJilonnVlil, X. J., in the Camden I'reju: "The old tavern hoti", where sat the Colonial Legislature and the Council of Safety, has associated with it another interesting character. Nwn after the war of independence liad ended, and before the colonies had entered into the federal compact, the house was kept by Hugh Creigiiton. whose descendants or family name have no; been known in this region for many years. A frequent visitor at his hoie, and a relative, was a young lady who resided in 1'hiladel nliia. ller mriden nme was Doratha Payne, a daughter of John and Mary 1'ayne. She was born in North Caro lina in 1772, while her nareuts were on a visit there, they being residents at that time of Hanover county, Virginia. Her father served as a captain in the Ameri can arm v during the Kevolutionary war, but afterwards, being convinced of the religious doctrines of t rieuds became a tueiutter of that society, and was among the Hi st who bad religious scruples about holding slaves. In 17.G he sold his landed estate in Vij-ginia and re moved with his negroes to l'iiiladelphia, where they we-e all set free. The nurse of Ikiratha, 'Mother Amy,' refused to leave rer master and remained in his family until her death, and on. of her earniugs gave by will $."rOO to her foster child. Lkiratha was educate) according to the opinions of rrieuds. and in li Jl married John loud, a wealthy young lawyer of that city, he being of the same faith and order. liar (lieu in 1703, of yellow fever, leaving lier with two children. After the death of her hus band she abandoned the religious faith of her parents, laid aside plainness of dress, entered fashionable society, and at once became an attractive and fasci nating lady. Her presence in the vil lage drew aronud her the country beaux, and more than one, even hi their old age, confessed their inability to resist her charms. Their outdoor parties in summer and quilting frolics in winter always found her a welcome guest, when she was the centre of attraction and admiration of all. ' l'iiiladelphia was the metropolis, and w here resided those administering the government, whose wives and daughters made society gay and fashionable. In this Mrs. Todd was also a conspicuous personageand where she had tnauy suitors. 1 , Among the delegates to Congress from the btate of Virginia was James Madi son, a young lawyer of talent, and even then regarded as one of the brightest intellects of tlte Stat. Hi j strict atten tion to the duties of his ofliue prevented his making many acquaintances; but on the occasion of his introduction to the bright young widow, he fell deierately in love. This on the part of one 'whose attainments Mere in advance of his years,' led to considerable gossip among the ladies, and made him t'le xint of many jokes and other pleasantries with the heads of the government "ven to President Washington, who appreciated his worth and abilities. In 1704 Iloratha Todd, generally known as llolly Todd, i became IMly Madison, anil the wife of a future President of the I nited States In 1801 her husband was appointed Sec retary of State by Mr. Jetlersou, and removed to Washington city, then little better than a wilderness. Jiiev re mained there until 1S17, at the close of the second term of Mr. Madison's Presi dency, and then went to Montelier, V lrginia, upon his paternal estate. Soon after the decease of her husband, in I83G. she returned to the national capital, and remained until her death, in 1810. In her exalted position she never forgot her friends about lladdonneld, nor the many pleasant days she had spent among the people there. Some of Her old admirers sought honorable promotion at the hands of her husband during his administration, whose claims were strengthened by her influence, and which led to success. She survived all her contemporaries, and in her declining years was honored with a seat on the floor of the House of representatives, where she commanded the resect of the great men of the nation. She would always relate the pleasant reminiscences of her early life to those presented to her as residents of West Sew Jersey making inquiry concerning the old families of this village some of whom, however, have at this day scarcely representative left." Tate Lwve ml t'lewera "Flowers are the alphabet of angels, whereby they write on hills and helds mysterious truths;" and do thev not in culcate in the heart beautiful lessons of humility and strength, brightness and cheeriulness? The humblest life, like the tiniest flower, may lie lovely. Wild winds and heavy storms bend down the hardiest plant, but the sweet breath and sunshine of Heaven raise them up aud give them new life. So with the human oeart; the storms ol adversity come with overwhelming power, but the sun shine of bod s love elevates and strengthens it. Their brightness is from God, who paints them in gorgeous colors with sunbeams, and likewise our life must depend on the light of God's smile for its brightness, h rom them too, we may learn the lesson of the frailitv of life, so beautiful and radiant yet fading so soon ! Then, again, they are "sweet types or the great Resur rection Day." They send their praise and prayer to Heaven in fragrance; so we must give the incense of our love to our .Maker in faithful obedience and good deeds. Who does not love these children of Nature? So simple, yet so wonderful. mat the most common-neld llower is a complex study for the deepthinking scientists. A love for flowers should be cultiva ted in every houseliold. No matter bow low ly tne auoae or how poor the in mates, these little messengers of God may bless and ornament that home. With a small plat of ground and a few minutes' care daily a gorgeous little spot of brilliant colors may be made to adorn the home of even the most pov erty-stricken. Therefore it is to be gretted that many of the small yards of we city are not kept cleaner, in the place of ashes and rubbish of all kinds how much better to have green grasses and lovely flowers growing! Perhaps those who have charge of the beautiful chantv,the"Flower Missions" in our cities, and who distribute bou quet arranged by gentle hands to thoe who are not able to purchase, might be induced to undertake this reform, and instead of the unsightly yards of our alleys, bright little plats of grass or flowers might, with little incitement, take their place. This change would add to the health of the city and to the happiness of the poorer classes. Let the kind hearts of those who prompted the "Flower Mission" think of the sug gestion, and by earnest endeavor make Ft success. From the earliest ages flowers have contributed to the joy of man and soothed human sorrow. They have crowned the victor and the blushing bride, and covered with their sweetness and fragrance the graves of the loved and lost. - JU H Jiasehwd, in one of his ininrtta- tie Arab poems, says, "We converse with those we love through flowers," and pays a graceful tribute to their love liness." The "myriad-minded" Goethe once saw some peasants strewing flow era over a child's grave. "Yes," said he, "bring flowers, my friend to the In fant's grave, for they both make as think of Heaven ; there the little one are all gathered : there the flowers never fade." . There are many fanciful and exquisite legendary stories of flowers and the origin of their names. One of the forget-me-not" is that a youth and maiden sat on the bank of a swift flow ing river. To test his love the fair girl begged that he would plunge in the rapid cur rent and bring to her the little blue flower that floated not far away. The lover pleaded in vain that he might give some other proof of his fidelity. The pouting beauty was inexorable. He bade her a sad farewell, and plunged in to meet his certain fate. She sat gaily watching him while he bravely buffeted the waves, and at last reached the flower; plucking it he attempted to return, but feeling his strength ex hausted he threw it to her on the bank, crying, "Forget me not," and disap peared beneath the surging waters. Since then, runs the legend, the little flower has been called the "forget-me-not." The perfume of different flower re calls joyous associations, and often very sorrowful ones. We inhale the fra grance that we loved in childhood, and the happy past comes back to bless us again with its sweet memories. And w ho that has ever placed them on the bier of the loved dead but ever after looks on them as sacred memories of the departed. The love of flowers and the culture of them is increasing everywhere. We see windows, parlors, gardens, the roadside and every place adorned with them. As indicative of gentleness and refinement, we hail this as an omen for good, and greet them always gladly as God's soothing and purifying angels of the soul. A Plata Teaser. According to the Detroit Free Press there Is an old man in that city namea Steinhardt who possesses a strong mania for resting pianos. Many years ago in the old country he was a manu fact u rer and tuner of these instruments and he grew old in the business. He now in his dotage, and having nothing else to do. being well provided for oy daughter, he spends his time in inspect ing pianos in different parts or the city, He is a fine-looking old man, and w her ever he nays a visit he commands spect. He generally leaves home shortly after breakfast and walks quietly alon until be arrives at some stately res! dence which he imagines must contain a piano, lie walks up to tue aoor, rings the bell, and when the summons is auswered he bows politely and says that he would like to try the piano, His eccentric ways being known by the neighbors for blocks around, ne is usn ereil into the room which contains the instrument, waen, seating himself be fore it. he runs up and down the keys for a half au hour or so, usually finish Ing up by playing some light, old' fashioned selection. This done he re places the cover of the piano and bows himself out. With a remarkable ear for harmony) he can detect the slightest flaw in a note; when he marks the key for the tuner with a red pencil, in this lie has never been known to err, and the tuners, who are usually sent for whenever the old man finds the la struinent out of order, say that he is "reliable as a clock." After having t. arersed the length or two blocks, during which time he usually tests from six to a dozen pianos, he returns home and after dinner starts ont again for his afternoon tests, choosing a diflerent route from that taken in the morning. A tXmt Plaarwe. Strange news comes from the Hill Districts of Burmah. The English au thorities commissioners and chaplains of Kan goon and others have sent out a pitiful appeal for help. Ten thousand villagers are starving. It is not drought, as in Bengal, protracted cold and un timely rams, as in Asia Minor, nor grasshoppers, as in Kansas, that has brought so many people to dire neces sity, it is rats. An area ol six thou sand square miles has been overrun with these "British vermin," which have spared nothing in their wide spread devastation. The appeal de clares that the people are entirely des titute; their accumulations have been exhausted, and they have do occupation but husbandry to depend on for daily food. With rats so numerous as to eat up everything, nothing short of aid from without can keep the people alive, As nothing is said about subsisting on the enemy, it is to be presumed that the up-country Burmese are, like the lately atllicted Bengali, confirmed veget-trians, aud would sooner starve than eat flesh, Hawdel and Oe Word Bills w. I had the pleasure of a slight acquaint ance with Dr. Morell, well known for learning and piety, and who selected subjects from the Scriptures for Handel's oratorios. I beard him say that, one one summer morning, he was roused out of bed at five o'clock by Handel. who came in his carriage a short dis tance from. Loudon. The Doctor went to the window, and spoke to Handel, who would not leave his carriage. Han del was at the time composing an o;a torio. When the Doctor asked him what he wanted, he said, "What de devil means de vord billow?" which was in the oratorio the Doctor had writ ten for him. . The Doctor, after laugh ing at so ludicrous a reason for disturb ing him, told him that billow meant wave, a wave of the sea. "Oh, de vaveJ said Handel, and bade his coachman re turn, without addressing another word to the iKtetor. There was an old Quaker who had an unfortunate reputation of non-resist ance. It was said that any one could jostle him, tread on his toes, or tweak his nose with Impunity, until one mar ket day a blustering fellow, being told that yonder was a man who, if he was smitten on ono- cheek would turn 'the other also, thought it would be sport to try him. stepping up to the sturdy, good-natured Friend, he slapped his face. The old man looked at him sor row fully for a moment, then slowly turned his other cheek, and received another buffet. Upon that he coolly pulled off his coat. "I have cleared the law," said he, "and now thee must take it." And he gave the cowardly fellow a tremendous thrashing. esMiy tm Birds. A carrier pigeon which was captured in a balloon during the siege of Paris. and sent by Prince Frederick Charles to his mother, recently escaped from cap tivity and returned to the house of its former owner in the French capital. l his is certainly a remarkable instance of the exercise of memory in lower ani mals to which it would appear difficult to find a parallel case. The bird must have kept its former haunts in recollec tion for nearly five years. nawerfertlwal No human face is exactly the same in its liues on each side; no leaf perfect in its lobes; no branch in ita symmetry. All admit of irregularity as they imply change; aud to banish imperfection is to destroy expression, to check exer tion, to paralyze vitality. Be fiuk. Frankness is the child of honesty and courage. Say just what you mean to do on every occasion, and take it for granted that you mean to do what is right. A Xorth Carolina girl 16 years old has given birth to triplets. .-. .Storing May in Tight Bars. Nearly thirty years ago a nan of progressive ideas said to us that grass but partially cured could be stored in Urge bulk in tight barns, with perfect safety and come out looking better and less musty than if dried at.d stored in ventilated barns. We regarded it as a visionary idea to which he had given kindly re ception on account of its novelty, but which would result in toss if put in practice. It was the custom then to side up barns with green boards, so that they would shrink in seasoning, leaving wide cracks to admit the air for drying out the hay. An important principle was hete overlooked. Fermentation, like combustion, is caused by the anion of oxygen and carbon, ana can no more proceed if air is excluded, than Are can burn under like conditions. Many farmers have learned that manure will not ferment rapidly when It is trodden down so as to nearly exclude the air, and that it seldom nrefangswnen thrown where cattle can trample it under foot. The class which, above all others, has made grass and hay an especial study, is dairymen. They have ascertained by experiments, directed by science, that hay will keep better in clapboard ea or battened Darns than in open barns or stacks. That the heating will be so moderate as to only dry out the bay without moulding. if it is a fact that hay can be safely put into a large mow, in a tight barn, less cured than is necessary if stacked or stored upon scaffolds, or in open barns, it is a very important fact to farmers, as it will enable them to gather their bay crop with much less exposure to the vicissitudes of weather, for even where hay is in cock, the exterior surface is injured by contact with dew or rain. Rural Home. Brutalits to Cows. "A Dairyman and Doctor" sends to the New York Tribune the following particulars of the loss of a valuable cow from a large tumor upon the udder : "The cause of the tumor which was really what is known as the hernia or rupture of the abdominal sac was a kick by a brutal attendant. I have seen thoughtless persons, angered by what they were, led to 'regard as stubborness or riciousness or a cow, and forgetting the serious danger of a kick or heavy blow, thus abuse the poor am mal. whose only fault was really be wilderment at the violent and unreason able treatment to which she was sub jected. Nothing could be more cruel and Injurious, or more foolish, for in this way a man destroys his own valua ble property. Repeatedly l Have appli cations for advice about swellings. tumors, and Inflammatory disorders of cows snd oxen, which are, more tnan probably, in great part due to ill-treat ment oi tnis character, or acciuenis irom injuries by other cattle, which might have been avoided by care and watchful ness. I would enforce the extreme cruelty of beating or kicking a cow, and in addition its worse than useless- ness; for the cow a naturally gentle animal is rendered fearful, apprehen sive, wild, and rebellious by it, and her management U made infinitely more difficult. No animal is brought by kind, considerate treatment, from calfhood np. nearer to a well-regulated, smooth-running, and perfectly manageable machine than a cow." Sheep Better than Seat Cattle. One great advantage sheep have over other stock Is they never die of the contagious diseases which they contract. They get the scab or foot-rot or something else, and if unchecked it gets them in bad condition, and would ultiuately, per haps, kill them. But the very worst contagious diseases to which sheep are subject give the owner ample time to treat the affected animals, and the dis eases are generally of a character which yield rapidly to treatment. But a man may have a lot of hogs and feed them hundreds of bushels of corn daily, and about the time the bottoms of his cribs are neared and be is thinking ot selling, some disease breaks out among them no one knows what it is or what to do for it one animal after another, follow ing in rapid succession, is affected, and the greater portion die. I have known farmers to be well-nigh ruined by the appearance of a contagious disease of wis cnaracter. sneep are Happily ex empt from such rapid and fearful mor tality. Besides, when a sheep dies and they do die sometimes its pelt is sufficient to pay for its keeping from the last shearing to its death. It makes no difference when it dies, or what kills it, the sheep never dies In debt. Productiveness of Potatoet. I planted last year a number of the new kinds of potatoes, not for the purpose of seeing how large crops I could raise, but to test them on land of very moderate fer tility, and without special care. They were rather more neglected than I in tended, and the following were the comparative products, which of course vary Irom the results or otter experi ments, but they may assist in forming an opinion of the reneral merits of the different sorts: Extra Early Verwraat vMM el Un rate ml no Cuaptua'e Sarpriee - - - " - Ouapboll', Lu Kcm M Bed Jack - - " " lf "note " " " - IK MnmrnaD't Bcaaty - - 280 I think I shall plant more largely of Brownell's Beauty than some of the others. I think also I hsve land where all these sorts would have yielded from twice to three times as much as on the poor ground where they grew. Cor. Country Gentleman. Salt for Cahbage. A New Jersey gardener-eon siders salt necessary to the development of cabbage, especially in places tar irom tne coast, tie finds them more crisp, of better flavor, and to keep netter wnen sail is usea tnan without. He used it as fellows ; "A few days after setting out the plants, and when they are damp, either after a rain or when the dew is on. I take a small dish of fine salt and walking among the rows, sprinkle a little pinch of salt on the centre of each plant when the leaves begin to grow. I repeat the salting, and wtien tne centre or tne leaves beetn to torm tne neaa, i apply salt again. scattering it over the leaves ; after this I look them over occasionally, and if I find plants that do not head well and appear diseased, I sprinkle the salt over ireely; this wui save all such plants. A quart of salt is sufficient for five hundred plants in a season, although more can be used with safety." The Jerusalem Artiekoke. A eorresDon- dent ssys : "If I had to eat raw vegeta- uies i or scurvy, or any otner disease, 1 would select the tubers of artichokes in preference to any other similar tuber. it is also valuable ror stock and is eaten with avidity by most kinds. "As with the Chinese vam. one only has to make a plantation, and then let it take care of itself, for it is abundantly able to choke out all other kinds of plants. The yield of artichokes is enor mous, and as the tubers do not sro very deep in the earth, they can be readily thrown out with a hoe or plow ; or, if a man has hogs to feed, they may be turned in to dig for themselves, and they will be thankful for the ODDortunitv. This old and long-neglected tuber should oe given a cnance where other and more popular kinds are likely to fail or be de- itroyea oy insects." Gnnno to the Acre. Two hundred pounds of guano is the quantity usually recommended for an acre. It should be previously mixed with a boat four times its bulk of finely pulverized earth sand will be most convenient for the tturaose and it may be spread broadcast on the surface of the ground immediately be fore putting In the seed. It is sometimes ppuea to gardens 4a 1U liquid state. Four pounds of" guano are out to twelve gallons of water, and after it has stood twenty-four hoars, it is applied to the ground by a watering spparatus. Chinese ho migration to California israpldly Increasing. Improvement m Soldering. Dr. A. W Hoffman thinks it possible that oxygen blowpipe or apparatus might be in vented, whereby the soldering of me tals, without alloys, can be done, lie ays; "It would be useful to turn our attention to the autogenous sol dering of metals with the aid of the oxybydrogen flame, a principle which has achieved such signal triumphs in the treatment of two essentially diff erent metals. Should it not be possi ble, by the same means, to solder every metal and alloy with itself, as tin with tin,, copper with copper, brass with brass, silver with silver, gold with gold, and even iron with iron, just as we already solder lead with lead, and platinum with platinum f The proba bility is present, and the advantages of such a procedure are manifest. Let us try to conceive the neatness of a workshop in which soldering is per formed, not as heretofore, with solder ing iron at the forge, but with a light elegant gas burner. Imagine the ar tisan no longer annoyed by radiant beat and by the fumes of charcoal, and able to produce in a moment any tem pera tare required, even the very high est, and again to put an end to it by imply turning a cock. Conceive the solidity of the soldering which no lon ger depends on cementing two pieces of metal with a foreign matter, but on an actual interfusion of two portions of one and the same metal, and which involves the utmost economy of ma terials and dispenses with all snbse- Suent work, such as trimming the soi ered place with a file. Such evident advantages must overcome every prej udice, and prompt us most urgently to commence a thorough experimental in vestigation of the question." Calcium Iodate a Valuable Antiseptic. Sonstadt has ascertained that calcium iodate is an admirable antiseptic A mong other results of his experiments, he found that albumen from fresh eggs treated with 0.05 of a gram of the io date in a bottle, kept sweet six months Fresh herring immersed in a similar diluted solution of the iodate remain good four days, and the peculiar ran cid flavor of aalt herrings may be en tirely removed by first soaking in water to remove the salt and then im mersing in the iodate water. Putrid rain water becomes agreeable in taste after 24 hours if mixed with one quarter its volume of the iodate water. Rain water, in which a hundred-thousandth of the iodate is dissolved, continues unchanged for a year. Fresh butter covered with the solution will keep three weeks, and rancid butter is im proved by this treatment. None of the above articles of food, after being treated as described, give any indication to the taste of the Sresence of iodate, which taken in large oses, even to the amount of one gram, acta like a dose of quinine and increases the appetite, without as is believed, producing any injurious feet. Sonstadtalsoholdsthattheiodatnwill be useful in case of infectious disease as, after exposure to foul odors, he de tected in himself the premonitory symptoms of a typhoid attack, which entirely disappeared on taking 0.1 gram of the iodate. It has also been success fully applied for curing toothache caused by the decay of the bone. lleasurina the Strenath of Taste fa. o - T pome interesting: anu ingenious exper iments tor measuring the strength of insects have Ia'ely been made by a Belgian naturalist named Plateau. He first tested their power of raising weights while walking on a level sur face. His novel method of doing this was to harness tne insect by a horizon - ta: t ureai running over an eas?; v-mov- mg pulley, at the otherend of wliica was attached a scale pan for holding and. To keen the insect in a straight direction, be fenced it in between two parellel strips of glass; and to keep it from slipping, he covered its track with coarse muslin. As the insect moved forward, it pulled the thread over the pulley and raised the pan, and the experimenter poured sand into it nntu the insect could move no longer. The insect and the sand it bad raised were then weighed, and the relation between the weight of the two was ob tained. He found that the insect con Id raise forty times its own weight : while by a similar method a man could raise only five-sixths of his weight, and a horse only half or two thirds of his. By repeating each experiment three times and employing a vast number of insects ot various sizes, and comparing bis re sults, he came to the conclusion that the smaller insects in the same group invariably raise the itreater weight in proportion to tueir own weight. Improved Clocl-vork Governor. In order to secure perfectly regular mo tion in the clock-work applied for re volving lights in lighthouses, Dr. IIop- Kinson, -the scientific adviser ot the glass-works of Messrs. Chance & Co- near Birmingham, states that he has introduced a simple centrifugal rover nor. The governor balls have to lift a heavyweight, which is in tbeioimof a fly-wheel, and toe circumference of which, on being raised slightly, presses against certain fixed pads, the friction ot wnicn soon diminishes the velocity of rotation of the fly-wheel and the governors, sufficiently to allow these latter to fall back to their original po sition, ne calculates that work to the extent of 500 pounds per minute must be done on the governor in order to ac celerate the clock one second per hour. This form of governor possesses the advantage that it checks any accele ration of the clock more DromDtlv than when friction rubbers are canted by tne governor balls, and it ia also easv toaajusb The Ga$ Gun tor tog Signal. A very ingenious application has been made by Mr. Wigham of the explosive nature ot a mixture ol ordinary gas in air. He establishes, at any point on the coast where a fog signal ia desired, a gas gun. It is simply a tube of iron, connected with the gas-holder by the proper pipe ; tne latter, of course, may be at any convenient distance. The gas-bolder is filled with a mixture of one-fourth air, and the remainderccal gas and oxygen, and this mixture is al lowed to Dow into the gas gun. when it may be fired off bv touching a match to the proper orifice, taking care, of course, to close all communication with the holder. By using an electric spat k instead of the match, the service of the gun may be made still easier. The flash from this gun issaidto illuminate the fog much better than that from a discharge of gun-powder. A varnish has been prepared from mica, which promises to become a use ful article to the workshop, though at present it has been applied only to plaster casts and similar articles. Mi ca, calcined by fire or cleaned by boil ing in hydrochloric acid, ia reduced to as fine a powder as possible and mixed with collodion, when it can be laid on in successive coats like paint, giving the articles a silvery appearance. It may be colored by carefully grinding in the required pigment. The varnish adhere well to porcelain, glass, metal, wood and plaster, and may be washed without injury. The Moon and Meteorological Phe nomena. The influence of . the moon on meteorological nhenomena has been investigated by .March land, who has taken as a basis the years 1858 to 1872, and has also stu died the distribution of storms from the year 1785 to 1872. With respect to tt.is latter subject he finds that on the 10th, 14th and 15th days of the lunar month, storms are oarticu ariv nreva- lent ; and on the 8th, 10th and 24th days iney are least prevalent, in general the evidence ooints to the conclusion that no lunar influence is plainly per ceptible. Coal ashes, sifted very finely, thor oughly ground, and mixed with oil, make a good cheap paint. - Any coloring matter may be added. Coetlfi lumber Summer board. Amujting the Baft. When the baby is just about able to open its little un used eyes, it is first induced to gaze upon the lamp. The infant with weak, pinkish, half-open eyes is a sufferer be yond any power to tell of, or get relief irom its own woes, ana yet tne torment of making it gaze at "ze putty yed yightn is supposed to be exquisitely amusing. After the bother with the son and the lamp, the baby is jumped at, screamed at, and otherwise startled, until its nerve are disturbed beyond ordinary quieting. It is a subject of marvel to most people that so many children die in infancy, bnt to an ob serving and reflecting mind the wonder is that any children grow to maturity. When you and 1 are miserable we want to be left in the quiet. Repose is the sweetest remedy for onr nervous c other ills, bnt baby is trotted, bounc toted, "ketch-ketchied," chucked under its chin, poked in its cheeks, or some body's thumb is thrust into its tooth less mouth irrespective of a need of ablution, and then if baby isn't happy it ia reputed very irritable. Tickling the baby's feet, creeping the fingers like the motion of a mouse, across the breast, and up into its fat, sensitive neck-wrinkles, is another mode or amusing baby, ur course the cniia laughs, and the idiots who torment it foriret that it is the same expression with which they reply to a similar pro cess from the hand of some mischievous but torturing friend : and yet we all know that thia laugh from a man is a hysterical outcry of nervous irritability. When the laugh ceases, weariness brings weeping, or perhaps, a restless and unrefresbing sleep, f ouowed by de pression, and. probably, indigestion and colic. Nothingshould ever he done to startle a child even a too f reaueotly Dlaving of bo-peep, if violent, has been known to bring on St. Vitus' dance with delicate organizations. Alt sur pnses are dangerous to the nervons system, just as all sudden atmospheric or dietetic changes are very uuneauny and sometimes fatal. If music is se lected to please the young child's ears. it should be gentle and soothing. Ladies' Position on Horseback. A ladv's horse to be perfect should be all over handsome, and well up on bis haunch. If slightly hollow in the back. so much the better, for it generally tends to ease in action, and to lessen motion in the saddle. A lady should never be hard upon the saddle that is. there should be no bumping noise, not even in a trot. She should sit so closely. and, when rising to the trot, possess such elastic motion from the foot to the knee and the waist, that her return to the saddle should seem as light as feather. Site should sit "square to the front." and her horse's ear (to speak as a soldier) ought to dress well with the buttons on the bosom of her habit. Nothing is so bad as to sit with a lean to one side. and. when admirers are following after, to let them fear that a very little would cast her on from the stirrup side of her saddle. Her hands should be down, but light, and her arm as well as every indication of her figure suouia narmonize w uu ine motion ot her steed, as if both possessed the same volition. Orantly iierieu: JIardenino the Constitution. Hen talk about "hardening the constitution." and with that. view expose themselves to summers sun and winter s wind, to strains and efforts, and many unneces sary hardships. 1 o the same end ill- informed mothers souse their little in fants in cold water day by day ; their skin, and flesh, and bodies, steadily become rougher, and thiuner, and weaker, until slow fever, or water on the brain, or consumption of the bowels. carries them to the grave ; and then they administer to themselves the semi- comfort and rather questionab.e con solation of its being a mysterious dis Den sat ion of Providence; when, in fact, Providence works no miracles to coun teract onr follies, lbe best way we know of hardening the constitution is to take good care of it, for it is no more improved by harsh treatment, than a fine garment or a new hat is made better by being banged about. To Crustalhe Grasses. Get one pound of alum ; dissolve in one quart of water scalding hot; pour into a wide crock. put your grass inside, holding the stem for ten minutes, then turn them over and rest or wait five or ten minutes more ; turn them again, and so on until the water is nearly cold : then lay them out to dry. The water can be heated again aud used in the same way for smaller grasses. The largest should be used firs ft Grasses treated in this way and mixed with some that have not been so treated make a very nice bouquet. mack-berry Agrup. Make a simple syrup of a pound of sugar to each pint of water, boil it until it is rich and thick ; then add to it as many pints of the ex pressed juice of nne blackberries as there are pounds of sugar : put half a nutmeg, grated, to each quart of syrup ; let it boil fifteen or twenty min utes; then add to it half a gill of fourth-proof brandy for each quart of syrup ; set it by to become cold, then bottle it for use. A tablespoonful for a child, or a wineglass for au adult is a dose. Cleaning Watt. Walls that have been whitewashed and need cleaning can be much improved in looks by passing a soft brush broom back and forth over the surface of the wall. To clean wall paper, tie a small bag of bran over the brush end of a broom and pass it up aud down over the wall. Shake up the contents of the bag occa sionally, and remove the dust from the bag by brushing with a small brush broom. Varirtu Cake. One and one-half cups of sugar, one-half cup butter, one-half cup milk, two cups flour, four eggs white of one for frosting, one tea spoon of cream of tartar, one-half tea spoon of soda. To one-third of the mixture add one-halt teaspoon ot cloves. one teaspoon of cinnamon, one-half cup of chopped raisins, a little nutmeg. Bake in three lavers and put together with frosting. This is very nice. Stuffing for Fori or Meats. To a quart ot finely chopped bread add two spoonfuls of powdered sage, a teaspoon ful of chopped salt pork, or three spoonfuls of pork gravy, aud two eggs, mix thoroughly, stuff the fowl full ur, if for meat, press it tightly down and bnng the meat over it hruil y, either by sewing or tying with a string and you win have a moot appetizing dressing. Farmer's Wife. " Salad Sauce. Take the yolks of two hard-boiled eggs, rub them into a smooth Daste with the volk of a raw one. Add a little dry mustard and some salt, then take oil and vinegar, and drop them in drop by drop, constantly stirring, and nutting Quite three Darts of oil to one of vinegar. The more slowly it is made the better; and the more vinegar the thinner will the mix ture become. Grits Puddina tcith A poles. Take ten apples, pared and quartered, cover the bottom of your pudding dish, sprinkle a little sugar and grate a little nutmeg over tbem, cover this with well boiled grits, seasoned with butter(aafor break fast), then another layer of apples, and so on until the dish is full. Bake until the apples are well done, and eat with sweet cream. Good either cold or hot. Hasubem Lilu. Boil rice so that the kernels will be as distinct as possible, spread a spoonful upon a dessert-plate, cover it all but the edges with ripe raspberries, pour over it two spoonfuls of sweetened strawberry or raspberry juice, sprinkle over the whole some white sugar, and serve cold. Plain Pudding. Oati pint of milk or water, one-half Dint of molasses, one tablespoonful of salt, one teaspoonful of soda, and one pound of raisin ; add flour enough to make a tolerable thick batter. Steam three hoar. Smell of Point To get rid of the smell of oil paint put a handful of hay into a pailful of water, and let it stand in the newly-painted room. moBora. Rather Inquisitice.A gentleman who recently passea over mmj uiu ,juii Railway, from Rocheser to Syracuse, wiatM an amusing incident that came under his observation before reaching Auburn. An officer was on the train, having in charge two convicts destined for Auburn prison. The hands of the convicts were free, and they sat op posite one another, with irons on their ankles, the officer occupying the seat with one of tnem. iTeseniiy a gentle man, whose bonked nose, old-fashioned silk hat and generally seetiy appear ance indicated inauisitiveness, came alnna and took the seat beside the eon vict, not noticing the irons. The convict was an intelligent fellow, and eyed his fellow-passenger closely. Presently tne stranger said: "Pretty slow train, this. Convict "1 suppose it is rather slov when one) ia in a hurry.'' Stranger- "V - tm rain? down the road farT" Convict "o, sir. i stop on at auouto. Stranger "Ah ! Do you live there V Convict "I have not formerly." Stranger "But you think of taking up your residence there, do youf Convict "I am thinking seriously of it ; yes, sir." Stranger "What business are you in, if 1 may ask T convict -l expect to be in the employ of the State." The stranger saw the irons and the sell about the same time, and ejaculated "Oh ! Ah ! Yes, I see," and went into the next car. Syracuse Courier. Studuina Xatural Philosophu. Old Keyset found Cooler's boy standing in a very suspicious position under his best apple-tree, with a stick in his hand, and certain bulgy appearance about his pockets. Having secured him firmly by the collar, Keyser shook him up a bit. and asked him sternly what he was doiog there I "Ain't a doin' nothinV said Cooley, "I came over yer to study." "That's entirely too thin," exclaimed Keyser. "Yes, I did; I come over yer to study about Sir Isaac. We had it in our lesson. He was in an orchard and saw an apple fall, and that made him invent the 'traction of gravitation ; and 1 came yer to see it it was so." "It won't do, sonny," said Keyser, loure too enthusiastic about Sir Isaac; and. besides, what were you going to do with that stick V "With this stick f This yer stick T What was I goiu' to do with this stick t W by, a boy gave me this stick to bold for him while he went on an errand for his aunt." "And where did that apple-core come from there on the ground f "That apple-core f Thst one lying there t The birds is awful on apples this season, v I saw a blackbird drop that there, an' I says to my self, them birds are just ruiuin' Mr. Keyser's apples." The other Sunday a deacon minister preached a sermon on the sin of white lies and evasions, and he flattered him self that his congregation took every word to heart. Next day he made a call upon one of his parishioners, and as he mounted the front steps he heard one of the boys call out : "Ma! ma! the preacher's coming nere: ' "Great lands!" he heard her shout. "and my hair's down and I've got this old dress on ! Run to the door. Bill, and tell him I went to Grosse Isle on a church excursion !" "Oh, no ; 1 hate to," replied the boy. "Go go quick hurry up, or I'll tan yon till you can't raise a foot !" she urged, and the lad went to the door and' discouraged the preacher from making the call. The Pursuit of a Hat. There are a very few moments in a man's existence when he experiences so much ludicrous distress, or meets with as little charita ble commiseration, as when he is in pursuit of his own hat. A vast deal of coolness and a peculiar degree of judg ment, are requisite in catching a hat. A man must not be precipitate, or he runs over it ; he must not rush into the opposite extreme, or he loses it alto gether. The best way is, to keep gently up with the object of pursuit, to be cautious, to watch your opportunity well, get gradually before it. then make a rapid dive, seize it by the crown and stick it hrmly on your head, smiling pleasantly all the time, as if you thought it as good a joke as anybody else. Dickens. Mosauito season is at head, and spel lers can lay abed warm nights, and while the air is vocal with the melody of myriads of winged minstrels, de- ligbtfulily pass the time in spelling mosquito, inusouito. mascbeto. mos- cbetto, mosqueto, mosquetto, muscheto, muschetto, mnsketo, mosketoe. and nius.uitto, and making up their minds as to the proper way of spelling the word. An Irish soldier, pretending to dumb ness, aud the surgeon of the regiment. after several attempts to restore hi in, declaring him incurable, was dis charged. He, in a short time afterward, enlisted in another corps, and being recognized by an old comrade, and questioned how he learned to speak "By St. Patrick replied Paddy, "ten guiueas would make any man spake." "-Tre know'd dat mule fur free yeahs and I don't tink dat de animile would hurt a lam. cause ." This blank space indicates where the lecture was interrupted, and the nigger forwarded to the other side of the fence. Mules ill stretch their limbs at times, yes know. Mrs. Podiiers detected her hnslmnd burying au old saucepan in the back yard, the other morning, and asked him what be was a 1 tout. -Nothing much, returned Podgers, "only it's hiirh time we were getting ready to send some (evolutionary relics to the Centennial, In 1713 an East Indian foundered near the Fortress of Ellsborg. on the Swedish coast, containing a precious cargo ot Chinese porcelain. Kecent ef forts to recover it by diving have been successful, and the pieces are eagerly sought after by collectors. Couu was out. The devil picked up a paper and said. Here s somethinir A Unit a Woman' must I cut it out f "Xo!" thundered the editor; "the first disturbance ever created in the world was occasioned by the devil fooling about a woman. " iVkat are you abontt" inenired a lnnatic of a cook, who was industriously pickiag the feathers from the fowl. "Dressing chicken," answered the cook. "I should rail that nndressing," replied the crazy fellow. The cook looked re flective. &itd a sancy Rochester beauty to a foppish fellow who bored her with his compliments: "Yonr presence and con versation are vastly agreeable, and what is remarkable, your attractiveness doesn't seem to depend upon brains at alL" m "Ilast thou ever loved. Henrietta V I siiched. "I should rather imagine I had," she replied. "Oh, did not my glances my feelings betray me, when you helped me to pudding the third time to-day T ' A seedy looking individual was heard to say to a friend : "My dear fellow, can't you lend me a black weskit for a short time T Mr aunt Betsy died a few days ago, and I want to take a short mourn." When a playful boy is sliding down a sandbank, with heart full of careless joy, aad a pair of summer panraloons nothing more quickly turns the current of his thoughts than to slide on to a brier. "Madam, said a gentleman to his wife, "let me tell yon, fact are very stubborn things." "Dearie me, you don't say so!" quoth the lady I "what a lact you must be!" In reply to a young writer wbo wished to know "which magazine will give me the highest position qnickestf a contemporary wdrues a powder mag azine, if you contribute a fiery article. I la CwilL Most of the ladies have small, well formed features (says a correspondent) . A,,r nu Mimnlexlon. and brighl y.l.i- n which lurk coquettish glances, fatal, I have no doubt, to the peace of mind of their male acquaint Thev mostly dress in black or dark colors, and wear no bonnet, tlic mantilla being brought over the head n.l half across the face, leaving only one eye exposed, which is generally of such a type as to create a wisn to oe hold its fellow. I wish I could convey some idea of the graceful elegance of carriage that even tne poorest or me Cbiliau women disriay. liiu ior an that, one round, rosy, laughing, Scotch lassie's sonsy face fai transcends their best looks, and affoids a glimpse of pos sible happiness that their most refined manner never can give. Their lords and masters turn out in white and buff linens, the poorer classes wearing onlv a white shirt, duck trousers. straw hat. and a poncho. This latter is a niece of cloth, about a taru square, with a hole in the centre, through which the head is thrust, allowing the garment to fall over the shoulders and breast. The poncho Is quite an institu tion with Spanish Americans ami Mex icans, and is usually made of some dark stuff, with stripesof bright colors. They are a very intelligent and exceedingly hospitable people altogether. You need not fear losing your dinner, although vou should lose your way. when out bn a riding excursion, as the owner of . .,, i tne nearest country nouse win uiji be happy to supply your necessities, and consider that instead of having conferred a favor the obligation has been all the other way. In every rela tion of life thev are exceedingly pleasant to deal with, always leaving a favorable impression upon strangers. "Ird DaadrMrj" told. San Francisco actors have got even with Sot hern. About a year ago. he presented a banker with a pair of Eng lish setters or regal Dlowi ana DespoKe a couple of the first fruits of their increase. The clever actor. "Billy" Florence, un dertook to convey the pups across the water, which he did by leaving them at home, and purchased some in London, as the follow ing shows: "London, June 5. 1375. Home for Ixst and Starving Dogs. Received of . lorence, li the sum of 7s, being for two Terrier pups. J. Pavitt, keeper." Meantime the fame of thoseCalifornian pups spread abroad, and several peers of the realm. among the rest, assembled at the clu o to ; them, t lorence rose, passea his hand through his hair with an air of graceful indecision and cleverly played on their feelings and closed thus: "But I hear my reward in my own bosom ; in the consciousness of a meritorious at tion, well performed. Mr. Sothern, take the pups." Sothern replied in his Lord Dundrearyrsms, and the HU or the nox was opened and there bounded into the room a couple of little terrier pups de voured with mange beyond even the privilege of their species ugly, lean and ill-favored as Pharaoh's kine. Sothern. with cheeks blanched, with all his re cent humor quite crushed out of him, sank back in his chair, murmuring with emphasis : "Sold ! sold ! by Jove !" Then he registered an awful vow: "I'll break the bank ! I can do it. And I'll estab lish an anti-canine agency, and put a price on every dog's head in California, until thev are all killed." Fish Md flesh. Many elaborate comiiarisoiis have been made as to the comparative food values of butcher's meat and flsh, and occasional controversies have arisen on the subject, in which the utmost diver- ity ot opinion has been expressed. Some economic writers" maintain that fish has no food value worth speaking of. Others say fish food must occupy a middle position between vegetables and beef and mutton. Again,learned author ity says that fish well-cooked with oil or fat of some kind, or served with but ter when brought to the table; "iscliem ically the same as butcher's meat, so tar as nutrition is concerned. Another writer savs that fish as food is onlv fit for children aud invalids, and is totally unfit to support the health and vigor of men and women engaged in labor and occupations. As usual in such disputes, we may hold that the truth lies between the two extremes. Many persons fol lowing laborious oeciiations, especially in Scotland, live largely on fish. In that country, the fishermen themselves eat a considerable portion, and, as a class, fishermen are strong and healthy; and the wives who undertake part of the men's work, are still stronger and healthier. In Portugal fish fried in oil forms a large proportion of the food of the population ; their fish diet is sup plemented by a little bread and fruic, and although the peasantry of the laud never partake of flesh meat, yet they are a hardy, vigorous, and brave peo ple. A senior thus describes his unsuccess ful attempts to (fain the attention of a young lady: "I wanted to see her ever so much, but some old fellow rushed in ahead, and there I was eliminated by substitution." A jrood life hath but a few days, but a good name eudureth forever. Have regard to thy name. k. r. Kamkel-a Bitter Wla r Irwja has never been knows te fail ia th ear sf weakness, aUeoded with symptoms : indie posit on to exertion ; lea of memory ; diffi culty of breathing; reneral weakness; hor ror of disease ; weik, nervons trembling ; dreadful horror of death; night sweats; cold feet ; weakness ; dimness of vision ; languor ; nniversal lassitude of th museo lar system ; enormous appetite, with dys peptic symptoms; hot aands; flashing sf the body; dryness of the skin ; pallid eoua tenanee and eruption oa the faee,purifyuig the blood ; pain ia the back ; heaviness of the eyelids; frequent black spots flying be fore the eyes with temporary (affuaioa aad loss of sight; want of attention, etc Then symptoms all arise from a weakness, and t remedy that, aae E. F. Kvbkbl' Bitter Wine of Iron. It never fails. : Thousands are now enjoying health who hare ased it. Get the genuine. 8old only in $1 bottles Take only E. F. Kunkel's. Depot and office. No. 2-59 North Ninth St., Philadel phia, Pa. A-k for Kunkel's Bitter Wins of Iron. This truly valuable tonio has been so thor oughly tested by all classes of the eomaa niry that it is now deemed indispensable as a Trnie medicine. It costs but little, puri fies the blood and gives tone to the stomach, renovate the system and prolongs life. ' 1 now only ask a trial of thia valuable onto. Pnee $1 per bottle. E. F. KTJX- KEL, Sole Proprietor. Ne. i9 North Ninth SU below Tine. Philadelphia. Pa. Ask for Kunkel- Bitter Wine of Iron, and take no other. - - It is sold only in ! bottles, with a nhoto. graph of tbs Proprietor on each wrapper, all other is counterfeit. Sold by all Druggists.- ' Tirivou Rssovsa Aura. Bead and all complete, in two hours. No fee till head passes. Beat, rin and Stomach Worms re moved by Dr. KcBKBt, 269 Norm Niirrn Stbir. Advice free. Come, see over I.OUU specimen aad be convinced. He sever fails. TRE OVI.V Ml TTFI IMlr soar araiiAi BT. CLEMENT HALL, Ellioott City. 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