MOSS. BY EMUB riWCKTT. Mtraogs tapestry, by Nature spun Ou vif wles looms, aloft from son. And ipmd through kmelj nooka uxl grote - Where shaioss reign, and leafy rent! A moss, of all toot dwelling-spots. In which one ara too loveliest i la it when Dear grim rooU that eoil Their anaij black through humid aoil ? Ur when jou wrap, in woodland glooms Tii great prone pins trunks, rotted red, Or wben you dim ou sombre tombs, .Tbe requiescats of the da4 ? Or ia it when yoar lot is cast In some quaint garden of the past. On acme gray, crumbled basin's brim. W ith concha that mildewed Tnten'a blow, V tule yonder through the poplara prim. Loom op the turreted chateau ? Nay, loveliest are you when times weaves lour emerald films on low dark eaves. Above where pink porch-roars peer. And woodbines break in fragrant foam Aud children laueh and you can bear Tbe beatings of the heart of Home. 4 avlls.1 I'rli la rrsti The I'aris -orreinnleiice of the Pall Mill Uo:tttr savs: "The sentence of l a!h iuis-i upon three of the men who i--L part in the murder r the poor old widow iu the Kue-r Vaugirard has -eii rotiiimited to one of hard labor for life. There were six men engaged in crime; three who remained below ami three who went upstairs and slowlv and patiently strangled a defenceless woman. (eorge, liiauvin and .Mail lot, a returned convict, were condemned to ilt-atli about a fortnight ago, but. thanks to the intercession of the Cardi nal Archbishop of I'aris the triple exe cution, anxiously expected by the usual satellite of the guillotine, is not to take plare. The Court of Cassation has or dered a new trial for another murderer, mid ha rejected the appeals of two oth it-. The iiuinlier of crimes committed thin year is truly alarming. The papers ' 1 11 lorni us this morning that the at, Jacijues quarter had not recovered from the emotion CHiisetl rv the assassination of the widow- Bijoues ;wurdered by her -ni.i wheii another drama took place iu the same street three children locked up and left to starve. One Hambard loo, has just been tried for attempting to assassinate his mother lor having M-rveil hi m up some lulinvrent soup, 1 he jiirv found extenuating circumstan res. IVrli.-iiiS the coup was li.nl. r'laui bard is to finish his career at Toulon. A man called 1'ubois was also convicted ot murder aHmt a mouth ago, and me -with the indulgence of the jury, sent to prison, he endeavored to massacre a mriikev, and is now to Tie guillotined At hartres where the life of a woman convicted of murder was reccntlv.-pared a man lias, assassinated a comrade and ha made his esca)e. A telegram from l.e .Mans s.ivstliat aruttiaii who strati" led an old woman in that tow u lias N-en let otf with hard labor: he assured the jury that he was dreaming when he committed thecruue. 1 his defence er liap tli-scrved success from its noveltv As if a siitlicieiit iiuiiiher of the fair sex li.nl not leeii niai'e away with this year iu aland which is proud of its native gailantry, one now learns that a woman of bad character has just lieeu strangled at Versailles, and that the murderer then set lire to the premises. He exhi bited a certain amount of humanity by killing Ins victim before roasting her, lu the Kite 1 .Villi n in l'aris, a jealous -ergeant de-ville slew his wife a few dav ago anil then made an attempt on his ow n lite mid tailed. He is recovering, and was strong enough to take some -otip vesterdav. For the a Hair of Beau i aire, where ancho, aided by another rultian. threw a sack over the head of his sister-in-law and repeatedly stabbed her, Sauclio is to be guillotined. For the affair of Me. Adresse, where Cor- lioral .lodon, aged twenty-three, killed his friend Florence, and robbed the cash boy, the corporal will probably sutler. It is also supiHised that Mulot, who walked thirty miles and slew an old man iu an isolated cottage, will be executed It is clear that 'messieurs les assassins,' as Alphouse Karr called them, have no intention ot commencing to give upcapi tat punishment, and yet crime was on the decline till this year. In the first quarter of this century 6,6C5 persons w ere condemned to death, aud probably half of them were executed. The worst vears were in 1M0 and 1M7, following i he wars of Xajioleon. From I82" to lsjO there was a decrease; only l,.r;3 coniieuiuatious aud W.i executions. It must, however, be taken into account ttiat the penal laws were greatly modi fied forgery, arson, Jtc, being no lon ger punished bv death. There were seldom more than 100 condemnations in the vear, and 75 per cent, were usually executed, except in 140, when there w ere SI condemnations and oulv C coui- uiiitatious. From lo0to lMKi there w as a further d.KTcase 502 condemnations. J-t executions. FM-tweeu aud 1S70 i he jauntier of executions fell to about 11 a vear. In ISTllliere were 10 execu tioiie; iu 1S72, 24; iu ls;3, 31; in 1874 probably more; and this year the num Iht of condemnations is fearful. It must lie reiiiemljered, too, that it is very diffi cult to gel a jury in many parts of France lo return a verdict carrying with it capital punishment: they bring 111 ex tc limiting circumstances, ami so avoid having blood ,u their consciences." I.lte the Money la year Wive. There is one subject njion which I think most men agree; and that is, that thev can btiv anv article of dress or or nament to suit their wives better than said wives can for themselves. This mistaken idea generally is indulged in ov the kindest and best or husbands, Thus, .Mr. (joodman, country merchant, when he returns with his spring goods. brings w ith him a bonnet, w hich the city milliner has assured him is just the one suited to his wife's stvle, and which he fullv believes will be the envr and ad miration of Starville. Well, Mrs. Good man knows that it is not becoming to her, that the very stylishness of the bat makes her w hole attire look shabby, aud know that the price of it would have covered the exense of a bonnet for her and hats for her little girls, at the vil lage milliner's, w hich would have suited her much better. Hut with wifclvaftec- tiou, knowing the kindness that prompted the purchase, she conceals all of this and wears her old bonnet to fort the new o ie as often as she can. Iu like ma.iner. Farmer lav. after m Uiug iiis produce of the season at a much higher tigure than be expected, remember? the good wife at borne and resolves that she shall have a shawl. .Manlike he thinks the highest priced is the best, and. as he has heard his wife admire jlrs. Kay s broche shawl, one at twenty dollars is purchased for Mrs. In v. Well, it was kind, she vavs. aud of course is delighted, while in her heart she knows that for ten dollars she could have suited herself far better and had the extra ten for so nianv thiogs. So 1 often think, when I see the wife really w orried w ith a gift that ought to be a pleasure to her, how much better to give her the tuonev and let her suit herself. T let less ef Their Cariosity, Au officer front the plains sneaking of the wanton destruction ot game by tourists says: "Antelope will take care of themselves. io horse can catch them, and not one dog in a hundred can run them down. They are very hard game to kill, and the only way to get them is to steal upon them, or practice on their curiosity. They are the most curious of animals. Any unusual sight does not appear to frighten them. They will watch a kite or a big piece of paper fluttering in the wind, and used as a cover for the hunter, until it is within a few rods of them. Any gay-colored ribbons or cloth shaken at'theni attracts their curiosity, and they will not run until they have satisfied themselves about it." ACIICTXTTIIL. - ' Tht Golden Bui of Agriculture. Plants live a double life. They have a two fold nutrition mineral and oruauu Their mineral food iwwlerived from the soil, and tbe organic from the air. While the orgaaie constituents of plant are generally uniform, bv a strict analy sis of their ashes, it is found that the different classes are marked by the prevalence of certain mineral elements, borne abound in potash, others in lime, some in phosphates, others in silica. Different parts of the same plant have also their preponderating elements. Thus it appears that the reason why all crops are not suited to the same soil, is a variation of the mineral elements. All crops are not suited to the same soil, mainly because it is deficient in certain mineral elements, or they exist In too large quantities. Tbe fertilisation of soils is the addi tlon to tbe soil of suitable pabulum for the growth and development or plants If allowed sufficient time, plants can extract organic materials from the sur rounding atmosphere to attain to a vigorous growth ; yet if we apply to their roots manures yielding ammonia, carbonic acid, nitrogen, etc., we supple ment the atmospheric supply aud hasten their development. Liquid manures are, therefore, of high value, as their action is immediate and powerful, lint if this policy is long continued, it will exhaust the soluble mineral elements iu the soil and render it comparatively worthless. Hem, in all permanent systems of agriculture, mineral fertil izers can no more be dispensed with than organic. Lonz continued cropping removes from the soil all the available-mineral constituents of plant-food, unless we return to the soil, in the liae oi ma nures, exactly what is lost m the crop, This, then, is the golden rule of agri culture, llr failing to heed this im portant principle, millions of acres of tne choicest land have become worth less, and millijns more are now under coins the same ruinous process. vie should economize every source oi fertility. Manure heaps should all lie sprinkled with some absorbent, such as gypsum, or diluted sulphuric acid, to p-event the escape of ammonia, liquid excretions preserved in tanks that none of it may be wasted, ashes saved and spread ou the fields. Coniost heaps should be formed where all refuse animal or vegetable may be utilized: and while the accumulation of tilth and noisome odors is prevented, the soil is enriched and farming made remune rative. With fertilizers the careful farmer can accomplish much ; w ithout them, he can do nothing. f.r-n Journal. Ii'A'ttion of Cm.. The best rotation in one place would not we the nest m another. This question of rotation in different loealities is a matter for ex periment. Grass, corn, wheat, and grass in many localities is excellent rotation. In others grass, corn, roots, oats,barley,grass,are profitably adapted. In some localities where dairies are kept there should be no rotation with a view to securing good pastures and meadows if the right kinds and proper number of varieties of grasses and clo vers are sow n, and the fertility of the meadows and pastures kept up by the proper topdressing with fertilizers. v here timothy grass . is sown lor meadow, and w here it is profitable to grow pure timothy hay for meadow, the best way to keep up "the crop is not always to plow it up the third year, but to sow the second year timothy seed on the sod without plowing, toHlresing it with manure after sowing the seed. Because timothy "runs out" it does not follow that the soil is exhausted.' It being a bienuial plant, requires re seeuiug every two vears. This done with proper toinlressing, a timothv sod can lie "kept up" indefinitely. Pegging Down Creeping Plant. To propagate lobelias aud verbenas, the first bloom should be picked otf, and the branches, as they extend, should be pegged down closely to the surface of the mold. The branches will then take root as they lengthen; and by thus drawing a large amount of sustenance from the soil, thev will bloom very freely and cover a large spai-e. A ver bena mar thus be made to cover a square yard, and a lobelia a square foot of ground, it hen a plant is ermitted to bloom, the grow th of its branches is very seriously retarded. For example, a balsam, or lady's slipper, as it is com monly termed, kept free from bloom and continuously repotted (as the roots extend) into a larger t, may under favorable circumstances, be grow n as large as a good-sized gooseberry or cur rant nusn. Asters and stocks require transplanting from the seed bed so soon as the plant has six leaves, to another bed, placing them about six inches apart : then w hen they are large enough to set into tbe lieds, they should be well watered both betore and alter removal Mo I tht Rut F-ir;Kr? The best farmer is he w ho raises the best aud largest crops oil the smallest surfa.-e of laud at the least expense, and at the same time annually improves his soil ; who understands his business and at tends to it, whose manure heap is very large and always increasing; whose corn-crib and smoke-hoti-e are at home; who is surrounded by all the neces-a-ries aud comforts of life; who studies his profession and strives to reach per fection in it ; who keeps a strict account of all his out-gnet as well as in-cvuies, and who knows how he stands at the end of each season. Such a farmer, iu nine times out of ten, w ill succeed, and not only make farming a pleasant but a profitable occupation, lry it and see low it Is yourself, reader. farmer Vindicator. Cual Oil Lowpi Injurious to Milk. One of our dairymen, w hose butter has a high reputation in this market, informs us that there had latterly been some complaints about it, the cause of which he for a time was unable to discover, but filially traced it to the funics of a coal oil lauip iieed in lighting the milk room, it shows (it such a word Is proper) the extreme sensitiveness of milk to the least impurity in the atmos phere and its rapid power of absorption. The difficulty was entirely removed by putting in a tin ventilating tube, lead ing from the chimney to the outside of the roof. The butter was not afterward complained of. Practical Farwr. At regarclt bcautv, one cannot con ceive a much prettier sight iu a farm yard than a lot of cieau, snow-white, nriving MiHolks. Ihev are certainly a source of pride and profit. Though not quite so proline as the .Berkshire. they are usually good breeders; a half dozen to eight pigs for one mother is a fair average, though many successfully rear more in one litter. The young however, are generally more delicate and tender than are the Berkshires, and require a little more care until from eight to ten weeks old, when they will begin to shoot ahead and make up for lost time. Liquid ManHjrt in tht Crarden.. Two years experience w ith liquid manure. taken from a cess pool into which all the house slops are emptied, gives tbe following results : Lettuce, asparagus, shade trees, vines, and grass, are im mensely benefitted, but used on fruit bearing plants, it provoked scarcely anything but foliage, such pea cine were never belore seen: In short, where foliaze and srrow th of tilaut are wanted, use it freely, but w here fruit is desired, do not apply it when the plant is growing. Country Gentleman. Jiang Ohio farmers claim that seed corn, and wheat for sowing, brought from a colder to a wanner country, yield the best returns. Susan M. Hallow ell, of Bangor. Maine, is to be the Professor of natural history In Wellesley College, Massa chusetts, at a salary of $1,S0U. miotic. Health Xotcs. Persons who work hard under 30 years of age, should be allowed ten hour's reot in bed. The health of girls ia sometimes ruined by over-DUslnnir mothers. Always air your room from the out side air it possible. Windows are made to open, doors ara made to shut the troth of which seems extremely diffi cult of apprehension. Every room most be aired from without every passage from within. Let it always be borne in mind that cold air is not necessarily pure, nor is warm air necessarily impure. In all ordinary ailments and acci dents, secure quiet of body, composure of mind, pare air, pure water and simple food at regular intervals being a little bun if it all the time. Children should tie compelled to be out of doors for the ereater Dart of day light, from after breakfast until half an hour before sundown. We do not advise a warm bath of tener than once a week. But we must con suit nature and farts. Each man should bathe in a maimer which, from obser vation and personal experiment, does him most go.Kl. In matters ot ueaitti aud disease each must be his own rule. Immense mischief is daily done by ieuonnir this principle, which is at once the dictate of a souud policy and of common sense. The more sick people can sleep, the sooner they will get well, sleeping in the daytime, if before noon, enables them to. sleep butter the following niirht. Fun is worth more than physic, aud whoever invents or discovers a new source of suptily deserves the name of a public benefactor ; and whoever can write an article tue most laughter-pro-motinif, aud at the same time harmless. is worthy of our gratitude and respect. It is a bad plan to be always taking medicine ; such persons are never well. A teasnoontul of blood trom toe nose has prevented many a fatal attack of apoplexy ; hence a nosebleeding is sometimes the safety valve of life. .Multitudes brine on themselves the horrors of a life-lona: dyspepsia by drinking large quantities of cold water at their meals. Infants and animals never have dys pepsia if let alone, for Nature is the wise apiKirtioner. thus is it with sleep, Nature, herself sleepless, wakes us up the moment we have had enough, if we are not tampered with. .Nwallomuir ice freely in small lumps is the chief treatnieut in inflammation of the stomach. To Silver Glax$ Olvbt. The Drua- ijhti? Circular rives this formula for the purpose: Nitrate of silver, 1 ounce distilled water, 3 ounces; alcohol, 3 ounces : ammonia, sufficient, or about 1 ounce; grape susar, 2 ounces. Dissolve the Ultra te of silver in the water, add ammonia iu a quantity just sufficient to re-uissoive tne precipitate ioruiea at brst, add the alcohol, allow it to rest four or five hours, and filter. The grape sugar is dissolved separately in olio ounce of water, and added to the silver solution at the moment of using. The glass globes being perfectly cleaned, the solution is poured into them, aud the globes are turned on all sides in front of a moderate fire, so that the liquid touches every part alike. The coating is done in a few minutes, when the excess of liquid is to lie re moved and the globe washed with dis tilled water tirst.aud lastly with alcohol. 1 he success of the operation deneuds in a great degree on the cleanness of the surface ot the glass to be silvered ; the slightest speck of dust or jrrease spot is sure to show. A good way to cieau the globes would be to wash them with a warm solution of soda, then with dilute nitric acid, aud lastly with alcohol, cue being taken not to touch with the lingers any part of the globes which is intended to be silvered. Useful Jteciuet for the Household. Three bushels of clean sand, mingled with half a bushel of good lime and half a bushel of cement, makes an ex cellent mortar which is not liable to be dislodged by storms. I ark purple and green slates are the best for rooting; others are liable to fade nneoually and Droduce a disagree able appearance. It hammering continually is done in an upper story to such an extent as to be annoying on the floors below, tbe sound may lie deadened by sheet india rubbttr cushions placed under the benches or anvils. It is very dangerous lo allow acid substances, used as food, to stand for any length of time in copper vessels. Preserves, wheu made in Mts ot that metal, should lie emptied out as soon as possible after cooking. Io not bring lights near empty whisky, alcohol, benzine, or coal oil barrels. The vapor of the fluid, mingled with the air within, is a dangerous ex plosive mixture. Lamp chimneys may be. in a measure, prevented from sudden cracking by immersion in com water in a suitable vessel, the last being set on the stove iiunl the water boils. The rlnmney is men reiuovt-u aud allowed to cool slowly. Ctmnnl Pir Plant for Winter IV. Select what is called the giant pie plant; cut the stems into inch lengths ; heap them into any large baking dish (earthen is preferable), sprinkle them very plentifully with sugar as you lay them in, in fact sweeten them as liber ally as it for immediate use, and set them into the oven to bake. Take quart Mason cans and keep them near enough the tire to be thoroughly warmed, or pour a little hot water into each a few minutes before using : throw it out at the last moment, aud when the pie plant is baked sufficiently to be tender all through, without having lost its form, lilt it carefully with a spoon into the cans, aud proceed precisely as for strawberries. This will be found ex cellent in winter, and it it very easily managed. JJok to Keep Warm. One way not to keep warm is to drink freely of hot drinks; to keep the pores of the skin closed : to eat more than can be di gested ; to sit over a hot-air furnace ; to lace tightly ; wear tight garters, tight shoos, tight gloves, and bundle up with "heaps"' of warm clothing ; wear muff lers around the neck, "and avoid a breath of cool, fresh air; take wine or bitters before meals, and pills to aid digestion after eating. LH this daily a month or more, and you will be as tender as a tropical house plant, and will take "dreadful colds" on the slight est exposure. Hot drinks just before going out are especially favorable to induce chilis ; aud this is the way many are tryingtocheatnatnre and prolonsra miserable existence. Science of Health. Washing Flannels. I notice that some one in your journal asks how to wash flannels. Tbe following directions are given by a blanket manufacturer: "All that is necessary is abundance of soli tcater and soap without resin in it. Kesin hardens the fibres of wool and sliou'd never be used in washing any kind of dannel goods. Blankets treated as above will always come out clean and soft. A little blueing may be used in washing white blankets." The same principle which is applied to blankets may be successfully ap plied to all woolen fabrics. Of course all well-regnlated groceries keep soaps free from resinous preparations. Tooth Wash. Dissolve two ounces of borax in three pints of water ; before quite cold add one teaspoonful of tinc ture of myrrh, and one tablesiioonful of spirits of camphor ; bottle for use. A wine glassful of the solution added to a half a pint of tepid water is suffi cient for each application. This solu tion applied regularly preserves and beautifies the teeth, arrests decay, and induces a healthy action of the gums. Cheap House Trap. Take the bowl of a clean clay pipe and fill it with cheese ; put it under tbe edge of a glass tumbler in such a manner as to cause the tumbler to slip off the bait and m mse, of course, underneath. This arrangement will catch more mice than any trap ever invented, ac the cost of one zeut.lchange. r , 'Street oS rubbed on the skin is said to be a sure antidote for ivy poison. . raotocm. Hotr He Won Her. A young couple was occupying a rustic seat in tbe Park one evening, and, from the expression of the masculine representative's face, it was evident that he was "a goner" drifted, as it were, over the great pyschologicai Niagara of affection, and was even then being dizzily-whirled about in tbe frothy whirlpool of senti ment. The swimming swans had no charm for him ; the eagles were as nothing ; and he did not even notice the big white bear. "Oh, do be mine," be said, attempting to draw her a little nearer his end of the seat. .She made herself rigid and heaved a sigh. . . r -. "1 11 be a good man and give up ail my bad habits." he urged. No reply. "I'll never drink another drop." he continued. mill unrelenting sat tho object of his adoiation. "And give np chew nig " No respouse. "And smoking " Cold as ever. "And join the church She ouly shook her head. "And aud give you a diamond en gagement ring," he added in despera tion. Then the maiden lifted her drooping eyes to his, and, leauing her frizzes on his shoulder, tremblingly murmured into bis ravished ear: "Oil, Edward, you you are so good!" And there they sat aud sat uutil the soft arms of Night that dusky nurse of the world had folded them from sight, poniierinii, plauning, thinking she of the diamoud ring, aud be of how ou email he was to get it. Dentistry in the Kitchen. A hired girl should Am ingenious, tine of them, in the employ of a West street family, Uanbury, discovered a unique way of extracting teeth. She stitlered nearly a whole week with an aching tooth, but had not the courage to go to a deutisL Oue afternoon it troubled her so much as to force her to look for a remedy. aud she Dually hit upon a plan. W ith a piece of stout twiue she made a loop, which she put about her tooth. I hen she took a bit of soup and rubbed it on the noor. topposit the back door. 1 be other eud of the twine she fastened to the knob ot the closed door, i hen she took a position ou the soaped boards, and commenced to lean back, vt hen she acquired a slope of about forty-five degrees, the soap suddenly took hold. and she came down ou the floor with such force as to knock a pair of ten dollar vases from a mantel up-stairs. And there she sat reaching out for breath, wheu the atlrightcd family made their appearance, while the ollending tooth dangled from a string againt the door. An eventful day in the life of a lady Durinz a trip ou the street cars she saw the loveliest polonaise pattern she ever saw in her life, the handsomest fellow she ever saw in her lite, the homeliest womau she ever saw in her life, got the worst fright she ever had iu her life. from tbe drunkest man she ever saw in her lite, never was so insulted in her life as she was by a young man who spoke to her on the car, ami finally got home feeling more tired than she ever telt in her life. J low sweet is a perfect understand ing between man aud wife. He was to smoke cigars when he wanted them. but he was to give her ten cents every time he indulged in one. He kept his word, aud every times she got ntty cents ahead he d borrow it to buy cigars. And so they were happy. A school mastcr.vibo hadan inveterate habit of talkiug to himself, was asked what motive he could have in dointr so, tie replied that he had two good and substantial reasons. In the first place, he liked to talk to a sensible man ; in the next place he liked to hear a sensi ble man talk. Little Bout? said the teacher, "do you know what eur iJ" And one little tow-neadeu tan-peddler said: "les. zur; when you see Bill Hays goat com in' hide where lie can't hit you." And the teacher looked at a picture on he wall aud hid his lips with his open hand. A handsome vouuir ladv ectered a draper's and asked for a Ihjic. The polite young shopman threw himself back, ami remarked that he was at her service. lou! But 1 want a buff, not a green oue, was the reply, the young man went ou measuring goods immediately. When a girl gets an old sunbonnet on, aud starts out w ith a case-knife to dig up the flower-bed, neither the war of the elements nor the calls of her mother change her purpose, but a good- sized angle-worm will drive her from the field of action in dismay. Who can sound tbe depths of woman's love A new Hampshire wife says of her husband, iiis kick is an inspira tion and w heu he knocks me down I feel that my measure of human happi ness is full to overflowing. Peter Cunningham told Douglas Jerrold that he had been supping on a curious dish, which he had never seen before calves' tails. "Extremes meet," was the comment of his pleasant friend. " We don't mind recording the deaths of people without being paid for our trouble, but panegyrics on the dead must be paid tor. Ve positively can not send people to heaven for nothing." A foppish fellow advised a friend not to many a poor girl, as he would find matrimony with poverty "uphill work." "Good," said his friend, "I would rather go up hill thau down hill any time. This conundrum is respectually sub mitted to the best speller : If S-i-o-u-x spells sn, aud e-y-e spells i, and s-i-g-h e-d spells side, why doesn't s-i-o-u-x-e-y-e-s-i-g-h-e-d 6pell suicide ! Kansas Teacher "Where does all our grain produce go to?'' Boy "It goes into the hopper." Teacher "Hopper! What hopper l"' "Grasshopper," trium phantly shouted the lad. A Memphis tium has got up at least once a niicht for seventeen years to look for butglars iu the house, and though he has never fouud one his wife won't give up hopes. A nem candy is called "Centennial Kisses." But young ladies prefer the other kiud, given by young men who have not yet celebrated one-quarter of a centennial. , y "lam having myself taken in oil," said a well known physician, com placently looking round. "-Cod liver, I suppose."" growled an experienced patient. Query. What kind of cattle do they have iu the North t A man there ad vertises that be "wants a woman to wash, iron, and milk one or two cows." A Aofellandlord who is sadly troubled has placed in his washroom an inscrip tion from Dante: "Who enters here leaves soap behind." A nadord "having let all his houses but one was asked if that unlet house was liislast. " Yes, last but not leased," was the reply. . ; . . , Customer Mother wants a nice plump chicken please. Shopman Trussed f Customer Oh, no ; I am going to par for it. . A reporter once aptly called an un successful printers' stike a "typographi cal error." - Why is a promissory note like a rose bud I Because it is matured by falling due. When a young lady gives herself away, she naturally lose her self-possession. The last performance Samson gave fairly brought the boose down. tho Art Diane of Poictiers, Duchess of alen tinois, reigned the chief beauty at the French Court during the lives of three successive Kings. Brantome. tbe histo rian, says that at the age of seventy she was as charming, fresh and lovely as any lady of thirty. It was rumored during her bfe that certain skilled doctors and subtle alchemists prepared for her a daily potion of soluble gold, and by this means her beauty was pre served. Not soluble gold, nor other potion didDianedrink, but by obedience to nature laws, well studied, and all wholesome aid of- arts did she live in undiminished power of beauty all her days. Bathing and proper gymnastic exercise with dne regard of dietetic regimen will much improve the form, and even grave faults of feature have been corrected by skill and persever ance. I'gly noses have been reformed by patient applications in some in stauces, and foreheads ton low or too high have been moderated. It is said that Frederika Bremer, whose very high forehead is remem bered, was originally possessed of a low forehead, but by depilatory applications and constantly pulling out the obnox ious growth of hair, she at last attained that altitude of forhead associatedlwith all remembrance of her face, some one has said that "serenity is the true foun tain of youth." Unruffled temper and self-control do much in regulation and prevention of the physical parts. The ear,tbeeye-brow,the mout hare scarcely second to the eye and hand in im portance. A valuable hint concerning ear-rings is recalled, i. .. no base metals should be used in the ears, and no gold less than eighteen karats tine should be used in ear ornaments. Heavy rings tear and injure the ear, and effect a wound to be remedied only by an opera tion of cutting. Art has been much employed by ladies of late in the altera tion of their, eyebrows. Goethe de nounces tbe heavy eyebrow which meets above the nose as sensuous, ana tne moderately heavy, slightly curved eye brow is affected by old writers. Pliny supposed that a portion of the soul bad its dwelling in the eyebrow, and Herder said "that the arched eye-brow ia the rainbow of peace, and w hen contracted tis the strungbowof strife. Xasais-c Children). The child has a right to his individu ality, to be himself and no other: to maintain against tbe world the divine fact for which he stands. And before this fact father, mother, instructor, should stand reverently ; seeking rather to understand and interpret Us signifi cance than to wrest it from Its original purpose. It is not necessarily to be in scribed with the family name, nor writ ten over w ith family traditions. Nature delights iu surprises, and will not gua rantee that the children of her poets shall sing, nor that every Quaker baby shall take kindly to drab color, or tm'e an inherent longing for a scoop bonnet or a broad brimmed hat. In the naming of a child his individu ality should be recognized. lie should not be invested with the cast off cogno men of some dead ancestor of historical celebrity, a name musty as the grave clothes of the original wearer dolefully redolent of old associations a ghostly index finger forever pointing to the past. Let i be something fresh a new name standing for a new fact, the sug gestion of a history yet to be written, a prophecy to be fulfilled. The ass was well enough clothed In his own russet, but when he would put on the skin of the lion every attribute became con temptible. Commonplace people slip easily through the world, but when they are heralded by great names we resent the incongruity, and insist upon mak ing them less than they are. George Washington selling peanuts, Julius ( a--sar as a bootblack, aud Virgil a vender of old clothes make but a sorry figure. Leave to the dead kings their purple ermine, to the poets their laurels, to the heroes of the earth sole possession of the names they have rendered immor tal. Let the child have a name that does not mean too much at the outset, but which he can fill with his individuality. and make by-and-by to stand for ex actly the fact that he Is. Victoria Mgi- ine. State Auditor Clinton, of Iuisiana has been indicted for embezzlement and extortion under color of office. rassiBBBtlaau the acourre of lbs human family, may in its early stages be promptly airesied and per manently cured. Kavesswood, . li Da. R. V. Pilars, Buffalo, X. V.: Sir For tbe last year I hare been using your Golden Medical Iliscovery. I owa my life lo it, having been afflicted for years DU not use it but a snort lime before 1 wss benefitted ; at that time I wss very bad, not abls 10 sit up much, wss suffering gresily with my throat, wss getting blind, had s dry eough, and much psin in my longs. I have used IweWt bodies of iho Discovery snd is almost well. KATE T. WAKDXER. A son of Ma. J. H. Misbck, of Chatham Four Corners, N. Y., has been eared of Consumption by Dr. Pierce's Gulden Medi cal Discoyery, so ssys Mr. C. B. Csnfield, editor of the Chatham Courier. S. R. Eolae. druggist, of West Union, 0., writes lo state that Dr. Pierce's Uolden Medical Discovery has effected a wonderful cure of Consumption in his neighborhood. J4 Sis" SresU Discovery I E. F. KDSKEL'S BITTER WINE of IRON. For ths euro of weak stomach, general debility, indigestion, disease of the nervous system, constipation, acidity of the stomach, snd all esses requiring s tonic lbs wine inoludes tbe most sgreeable and efficient salt of Iron we possess ; Citrate'of Macnetie Oxide, combined with the most energetio of vegetable ionics Yellow Peru Tian Bark. The effect in many esses of debility, loss of appetite, snd general prostration, of sn efficient Salt of Iron combined with our valuable Uerre, is mast happy. It aug ments the appetite, raises the poise, takes off muscular flabbiness, removes the pallor of debility, and gives a florid vigor to the countenance. Do y on want something to strengthen youT Do you want a good appetite T Do yon want to build op your constitution ? Do yon want to feel well I Do you want to get rid of nervousness T Do yoo want energy ? Do you want to sleep well t Do you want brisk and vigorous feelings ! If yoa do, try Kun kel's Wine of Iron. This truly valuable tonie has been so thoroughly tested by all classes of the com munity, that it is bow deemed indispensable a Tomo medicine. It costs but little. purifies the blood and gives tone to the stomach, renovates ths system and prolongs life. 1 bow only ask a trial of this Valuable Tonie. Price 1 per bo lis. E. F. K.CX KEL, Pole Proprietor, Philadelphia, Pa, sold by Druggists sad dealers everywhere. Pur.sCAX be Ccred only by ANA- KLSIS, the greatest discoyery of the aire, and the sole, infallible remedy for the worst cases of Piles. Thousands of sufferers, after trying in vain all manner of lotions, ointments and inter nal remedies, have been instantly re lieved and permanently cured by AXA- KfXM. Jt is the happv tlisrovery of Dk. Sii.sHke, a regular scientific physi cian, and Doctors of all schools endorse nrl r'Tim"nl ir.. Prte l Sent free ou receipt of price. 46 Walker afreet. ew xork. io. If eyer! Poultry Powder. Wtrrartsd.irassd Is tuns. lo core dieses e oisrs aa raps. WiUsssprlyofUiis rovdsr.asd a bssu ivslof eraiasry susauos toeisss- Hssm ssd srossr witb a assefni sappiy of atrr1tesdeTSsll-nslac ssu sees Poultry eves 1 B eosflsemesl ) srlal.any oasmsy ) former isnrtbor Urns, witt bstb srostaad lanai Package Seta aveforai.se, - ' asm tnm uooa rs- stBtqf price. Address, A. C KZTXB CO. Bstttmors. $5S-$20n5' MaSM stf Fill lists i BROODS! BDOOUSI fiO.OOO DOZlilH ! mm ?1S per oiea, Mi rwarda, Is all srus, sums and lissuasa. Tin wis nil Imia 1 last Ffl. X nTZmbli to aU pr. CONSIblEJLllLT sV UwckoMrsB7ofOcmcoMPirriToaa. WABB, nrk as Psls, Tubs, Baskets, Mats, Twsa, CotkK. Wicks, sefefscbar witk s fall Una of Appls, Briar Wood aa4 Clsy Plpss, Fancy Soaps, aaks tsssvac Ssr frets lis k su psr sua. in J ivilFlim t&l WflhlstNl St. H. P. ftAws mli out frcda si pricss last so asc rqir any araauslss oa ths rosd. Onfan by aaU will i 500,000 ACRES MICHIGAN LAUDS Th 1 aads af th Jsekass, basis n ttaalaaw Ballrsaa I ssisas) sra .law vhbiss rsr They srs aitnatai alone lu rsilrosd aadmtaia largs tnrts of nnUrst FAEMINO aud n.M Land Thr airming Isnus inetads aosM ot tbs Bust Smils ssd wr-u-watarsd oarawo a wnw is is ow. srs IWOTCT-u mmtaij ,iu -mm l.lark, awtf kss, sad sbonsda la pnszsol . ,j l i ., - . f th. iw.lf hand II, grmi vahetv of crops sih! rsosrcs than sny Wssv rn Stats. While naw of tbe prsiris SlsMS may pro- , . 1 t-i k l .li.iln. UUm l I -' - - - . , K.mmmuI Ti .li,.h Price from 2jo lo V per srr . Swi r lllnstrsud pamphlet. A&inos O. as. mAmS BJs, B-1S-04-S9W V eiHIIMi, iwiina, - "'- HORSEMEN ! OWNERS OF STOCK ! Save Your Horses and Cattle I CCRI THEM OF DISEASE A3CD I ESP THEM IS A HEALTHY CONDITIO!! IT G1TLN0 THEM M. B. ROBERTS' CELEBRATED HORSE POWDERS. VX USE OVER FORTY YEARS! THS OHLT rOWDBBS OOSTAUIXS T327ZC, LA2ATT7S AKX) FUS17T XX3 PEOPEEITES OOBSISSD, TBIB1ST BAX1S8 THSJi THS BEST CONDITION MEDICINX IN THS WORLD. They are mads ef Purs Material only, oat Ublssfboaful coins; as fax as sas fouad si rdiaery cattle powders. Bay oas package sad alter sjsug thea yea will sever get dans praising tkasv Far sals bj all storekeepers. USK M. O. ROBERTS' Vegetable Embrocation FOB, ALL EXTERNAL DISEASES aiTBia sa MATV OR. BEAST. JasJ-ly SHOW CASES! SHOW CASES! An srytas. Silver Wonrjted and WsUrat, sew ad wscond-bacd. Securely parted for abtpuliur. OOUNTAUUi, AJiSl RHaXVIMa,- rn 1 u ii.n, no, BOUBB AWO OrFIUK FUUNITUBB SO kinds The Isruest and best assmvsd stooa, new sad econd-taand In Us City. LEWIS fc BROs H-lJ IBM. 10S. lOtt sad 117 BOMB ATI. nils. FREDERICK SPIECKER, WVOUSALB BBALBB IB Leaf Tobacco, Cigars, Pipes, Smoking and Chewing - Tobacco, Or THS BEST BRANDS. Kl 152 LTESUZ, - PrTTT.ATiCT.pmA, Only A (eat far V. fl. Ssttd Toy Ogai MoaleL Cife Itswes, sea hs sapvlisel CLANKS MATtT ranmo at ran onum. li g O W 3P. O p I gig Jjj g H a I a33 52BQr 3 TVABat - - 3 . w ; .: ;o - - The 0 I Principles as 4-toId In our Aanounesmsm lsvst Fall have) h4 mmmssl bsUT at year's jrowili suij ONE FSICE, CASH D0W1T, BIT U UN THE MONEY, RTTTATrrr. GUARANTEE shaJJ be our 4 Rallying Words 4 Another Season, Oak Hall mn Men's and Now In Store), will try by low prices to aee Just how large) a business cam bo done, oa this COMMON SENSE BASIS. Tins SEAiSOK WE ARE IN BETTER RUNNING ORDER than ever, having rebuilt a portion of our "Warehouse) and mailt PRODIGIOUS rREPARATIONS, WANAMllKliHi bava taxed to their XJX3I0ST thai' vast faollltlaa la J-CASH CAPITAL, WCONTROL OK MARKETS, INCOMPETENT WORKMEN, -CONVENIENT BUILDINGS, 10-COMPREHENSIVE EXPERIENCE. For the SPRING of 1875, THE RESULT i perfecting of plans. l J CJ No new plans work perfectly at first. All new machinery J LJ V LmlLmX I.iii lies, but we have now got the wheels all amslamml in s;)londlil running order. Preparation of stock. I l arger ai.J better than ever to attract all our uld and I thousands of new customers. jammsmsr 3d. PUTTING DOWN THE PRICES. 'Ve go one notch lower because we don't lose by credit sales and the largest business affords the smallest of fronts. Besides we mean to increase our business and the way to do it is by Putting down the Prices. 4th. Place of business enlarged Made necessary to increase convenience and economy of manufacturing rooms. In doine this we have added 1 .Light thousand four hundred and WANAMAKER & BROWN AIM TO BUILD BY Integrity of Dealing CH OKE PEICH. OF eoonc lo do this w -nest figure closely, ervtt would loeeour trade, tut vc always were will. Ing to sell cheap. This it the complaint wlCThouaBakcaaiDM bv. but wc do doc care, and llfcerefere aurk the rice oa the tickets, for that Is ehc ooKf way peo ple can bo ccnaia they Xmty at lilt fates Hth their atfughbors. D0I5G BU3I5E33 Pot GASH. Save. Lmbcs, Collector Fees. - Trouble, a&dbest of all enable as tO CHKAfX CleOTHIJtG. What we aa! last year warrants the nark ing tlowa of prices this year. EVERY DETAIL OF THE BUSINESS has boon Studied Out, and wr.cn the People) examine) tne prec-ent working) of OAK HALL, And trio f ZRlcSaacl f I- Wa ballava that 1873 will b the largest buainass year we have ever known. WE ARE READY FOR IT. Wamaker & Brown; S. E.Cor. Sixth & Market Sts., Philadelphia. n Leaf Clover ?k People. Boys' Clothing IS sixty - four square feet of floor space. IS 1 Up the Largest Clothing Business in the World. Becoriag ovr (Piston era BY Tata GUA.1UJTXE. Gifing Satiaakotiim, on - aUfaadiaig th Matey. THIS aukes buying Clothing a pleasure, btca.it the ctatceBer runs ao risk from aBaapoi rieacc. agnora&ce or bus takes of any kind. The nrtn, protects the buyer oa every poiotv as as other home has ever vaa tured to do. rlS suits us, because it is fair and Ivo-koc-abic, an4 we are waning to take aay pains to leach the highest aaark of aaer cajvrila dealing. We pre fer to nova our goods back aiasstirija-wd mamd twack tlve aaoawy to ttwasa rh ara not fully plcasved. Stock tlx STsteao . tlie Fxice&a,