I 1 i i if i i- B. F. SCHWEIER, THK COM3TITUTI0N THI CHIOS AAD TH1 ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXIX. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA., APRIL 14, 1S75. XQ. 15. HI POCTBT. Ah, I.Ufle Jlaidca! Ah. little maiden, frank and fair. With rosy hia apart, Kith xnubesiua glinting in your hair. Ait.l aniipliiuo at yonr heart ! :lI sonnjs about your aeiumi rise. That have no vo for me ; Hatha visions dance before your eye, iliat mine may never sea. And are tlw flnwen ho ram. lore ? And M the day no bright? For me the bonghs are tore, lore. And chill daaremla llie nihL Ah. me ! I miud me of a time, I twp in the buried Ht, When I. ton, dwelt in Uie sweet rliiae Wherein yottr lot in cant ; When fragrance floated on the breeze. When heaven lient bine aliore. And ev;ry wilj bird in the trees Kji still of hoie aud love. Icd arc those flowers ao rare, lore. And diuinied that day so bright. For me the boughs are bare, love. And chill deacend tlie ni-lit. (iritu clonus canie nn. and overspread The lieaveim with sullen grey ; The roses di-oofied. Uio fragrance fled. The breezes died away. And now, of all the happy throng. One bird is left alone. To miiiij a broken-hearted son I if joys forever flown. icad are those flowers so rare, love. And dimmed that day so bright, Fir me Uie boni;lis are bare, hire. And chill deeceuds the night. ISTKI.LaJT. A blnnae Ktlsmsi. An nnnsnal case, showing the fer tility of resource and the qnickness of thongbt of the better classes of Chi nese is reported by the Xorth Ciina Herald from Nakin. Dnriug the Tea piug reliellion married Chinaman resident in tue city, joined a regiment which was ordered fur service against the rebels. He did not return at ti e close of the struggle, and nothing being heard of him for several years a.ter ward, his wife believing herself a widow listened to the advances of another man who professed love for her, and who pressed his suit so ardently that Hht consented to jo'n her lot with his. They went liefore the proper authori ties, were made husband and wife, and lived together in conjugal happiness at all events they were happy. This otitinnd for a year or two, when the first hnsband presented himself, alive and well, and demanded the restora tion of his wife. "Oh, no," said No. 2, "yon left her, remained away for years, nobody heard of yon, she thought yon dead aud nionmed f.r you. We are mar ried now, and here are the papers." No. 1, not having heard of the ex rup'e of Enoch Arden, probably, still clamored for his wife, and it was ulti mately decided to take the matter be fore the Cbensien. The magistrate listened attentively to both sides of the story, and at first appeared pnz sied what course to take. The papers produced by the second husband were legal, bnt the first husband was obdu rate and would not yield. At length the magistrate told them to leave the wife in bis hands for ten days, and then lioth to eome back again for his decision. This was agreed to. About the fifth or sixth day the mag istrate in great haste sent for the two men, and with a mournful countenance informed them that the wife had been suddenly smitten with an illness Wuieh had proved fatal, and that she was dead ; and he asked the first husband whether he wonld take away the body aud provide for the funeral. The man lorn m red, said he wanted living wife, not a dead one, aud shonM have noth ing more to do with the tetter. Tam ing to the other, the iagisttate put the same question to him, saying that one of them must remove the body. The man said he was very poor, but the deceased had been a good wife to him ; they had loved each other dearly, and, cost what it might, he wonld raise the money and pay for the burial. "Very well," said the magistrate; "then here she ia take her away with you," And drawing aside a curtain showed the astonished men the wife, standing aud living and in good health, efore them. It being clear that the first husband really cared nothing for her, she willingly abided by tho magistrate's method of settling the complication. The only drawback to this story is, that we are unable to band down to posterity, in plain English, the name of this Chinese Solomon. t en an j. The studio of Fortuity ha recently Im cii opened for inspection at the Villa Kiganti, in Koine, where he resided. Everybody was curious to view for the last time the chamla-r where the young Spaniard wrought sneh wonders with the brush, ami from tnorninir till evening the Villa Kiganti was crowded with visitors. A corridor artistically emls-llislicd. and a staircase hung with ivy, led to the enormous studio w here, during the hist few years of his life. Fortuity had leen in the habit of working. At the time of his death the artist was overwhelmed with patron age, ami had enough commissions to occupy hi biush for many years to come. The studio appeared in that magnificent disorder pern liar to some artists of reputation and pecuniary means. A gleat many water-color, remarkable for their good drawing and careful hnisli, still remained on the walls, together with several unfinished .ketches, and the cartoon lor Fortuity's largest and most important work, 7 Ac lUttllr of Tetmin. Alter contemplating the vigor, dash, and breadth exhibited in Ibis design, one could hardly Itclteve that the same hand had also pa nted such delicately-touched work as the Marruiy in the dithrdral of Madrid ami the Arouli. In a comer near the studio door hung a port' of D'Epinay. the sculptor, done iu pen-aml-iuk noon a rough scrap of paper; aud in an opposite corner stood a im.-t of Fortuny, which, with the exception of some photographs of the anist.is the only portiait of htm that remain. Fortuity had collected a vast iiiiiiiIm r of art-treasure, chu tiv for use in picture-making, and hi studio was a lH-rfcct Waidour street shop in valuable ta-stiic. rare china, and glass armor and rich draicrie. One very rcmaikable object iu this museum of eui iosil ies was a st rangcly-rasliioncd rapier, the blade of which was of Damascus steel, and the hilt of steel ami ivory, this Toledo weaistn was desigm-d and entirely made by For tuity himself, who tN-casioitally prac tised the dillicult art of which Bcn veituto Cellini was the great master. Sliakeperin Motto for the Parsimo nious. "Parting ia such swet sorrow." THE "Snch a bargain, aunt Fanny! Lay aside your work and express your admiration. Half-a-dozen of these pretty linen collar for one dollar. So nicely scolloped and stitched ; just the tiling for the morning, are they not V "Exactly, Julia. They are a very desirable: addition to your bridal ward rohc. Hut I cannot but regret that they wen- not higher priced." "Why, anut Fanny! you astonish me. I had no idea that yon were one of those ladies who think nothing worth having unless it cost an extravagant price." "And yon are much in error if yon think so now, Julia, lint in looking at your cheap collars my sympathy is called forth for the poor seamstress, whose weary lingers performed the task which was to procure her a wretched sulisistence. ".Mercy, aunt Fanny ! How deep yon look into things. It is enough for me that I got the collar cheap. I shall not trouble my head a to the maker of them. Resides.7' continued the lively young lady, as she noticed a cloud upon the brow of her auditor, "you have for ptttcn the sewing machine. They do all the work now-a-iiays." "Not quite, my young friend. I have hail a licep behind the scenes. The scolloped collars are not stitched by the machines: weary fingers, as I said liefore, perforin the task, for a compen nation which will hardly sustain life. You must rctncuihcr that when the collar reaches your possession the wholesale and retail dealer have both secured their prolits, and still you justly regard them as cheap. nly think then what a mere trine must have been paid for the making." ", it is all very trne, Annt Fanny; and 1 am sure I uitv the poor a much as any one. but as long as this evil exists I may as well reap the ltenetit of it. ion know it i an ill wind that blows nolsMly good. Aunt Fanny shook her head gravely as she replied: "You speak lightly, Julia. May you never have reason to know the snllering which springs from this waut of uniou of the interests of the emplover and the employed. But enough of this. Let us sjieak of your approaching marriage, it is long since you have sought my oittet room. ' "Too long. Aunt Fanny ; but my time has lieen so much occupied. My neglect ha not Iteen from want of atleetiou, for yon know that I love you as well as if you had a right to the name by w hich 1 love to call you." "I know it. dear. I did not mean to complain. And now tell me when the wedding is to take place, and all about it." "In two short weeks. I am to be married at my guardiau's. of course. You know he does not quite approve of the marriage, or, at least, he would prefer that we would wait until Henry is established iu business: but 1 have coaxed him into gotsl humor. You know he might as well submit with a good grace, for 1 shall Is- eighteen on my wedding day, and then my little property comes into my owu hands.'' "Your guardian has lieen a faithful friend to von since the death of your parents, mv dear Julia. I trust you w ill lie guided by Ins advice. "Not entirely. Aunt Fann-. lie would prefer investing mv money iu some safe and profitable wav. for mv future Itcnclit, but I intend to have the present good of it. let the future take care of itself. Henry will be rich, I have no doubt- So we shall begin life in the style which we intend to keep up. A handsome house, well furnished, and in a pleasjint part of the city. You shake your head, but will see that it w ill all end w ell." "I hope so, my child, but it strikes me a imprudent Commence in a Moderate way, live within your hus band's income, let your own proM-rty Ik- reserved for the hour of m-cd.'' "My guardian's exact words! Itnt yon know I was always a wayward girl, and must have my own way. And now say will you grant the earnest request of Henry and myself, and make your future home with ns! I shall need an adviser, and you shall be my second mot her." "My dearchild ! your kindness brings the tears to my eyes. 1 Cut. I cannot accept your invitation nt least, not at present. A few days ago I received an urgent request from an aged relative in Fuglaml to come to her and be her companion and friend for the remainder of her life. She is wealthy, but lonely in her riches, and lieing nearly blind, is much deM'iidciit iitou the kindness of thise around her. At preseut there are none but servant to administer to her want. She was the sister of my own dear mother, and 1 feel it my duty tit go to her and do what 1 can for her comfort. I sail in the next steamer." "Itcfore the wedding! Why, aunt Fanny, you will not leave ns so soon I" "My prayers will le with yon and yours, dear Julia; but it is necessary that 1 hasten my departure as much as iMtssible. 1H not forget your obi friend, and in the midst of your happi ness sometime remember the words of advice which she has so often sjtoken." With many tear the young maiden bade adieu to one who, though in reality no relative, had long been a valued friend. Julia Howard had ltecome an orphan in early childltiMMl. Her father's dying charge placed her under the care of one w ho in many respects was worthy of the trust, and had well performed the duty which devolved npon him, but he w as a bachelor, and could not supply a mother's place to his orphan ward. The want of female influence was deeply felt. There was no one to watch over each developing trait of character to cherish the good and gently and can-fully to remove the evil. Something of this was done at the time by annt Fanny, who hail been an early friend of Julia's mother; bnt her opportunities were limited, and the lovely girl grew to womanhood, a creature of impulses rather than tixed principles luxuriant aud beautiful but unrestrained. At seventeen she Itecame attached to Henry Lawrence, a young man of good family and unblemished character. Her guardian heartily approved the connection, but a Julia stated to aunt Kan n v, preferred that the young couple should wait until Henry wa well established in business, tint this prn dent advice was not followed. Henry's protqtects were good Julia had a few thousands. Why uot liegin the world at once f So on the very day. when by a eciiliar coincidence, the bridegroom was twenty-one and the liride eighteen, they stood at the altar and plighted those holy vows which bound them together for wi-al or for woe. All w a sunshine then. The present was delightful, and the fntuie bore the rainltow tint. Year passed ere the dark cloud of adversity gatheied, but they did gather, and the bright sun shine faded away until scarcely one iK-am found 1M way into those once happy hearts. . We will pas over the train of mis fortune which had at length reduced the young couple to altsolute poverty and want Imprudence in their style of living, failure in Itusiiies. long aud severe illiuss. were the producing causes. Few would have recognized in the anxious, care-worn looking hus band, and the feeble, disspirited wife, the exulting bridegroom and happy in ide of former days. There were others also to share the building. Three lovely children had A PEEP REHISD lteen Itorn to them. One had passed to the spirit world, the others remained to endure the trials of earth. Sail was the fathers heart as he gazed noon them and tear stood in the mother a eyes as she pressed them to her Ihmoiii. The eldest, a sweet little girl of seven years, had a distinct recollection of a happier home, and although w ith a prudence and sensibility bevond her years, she never reverted to it yet her ucvoteo: affection, and her pecnliarly quiet and somewhat melancholy disposition evinced her sympathy with the trials ot her parents. I he I toy was much yonnger, and knew of naught but poverty. A miction should have drawn the husband and wife nearer together but, on Uie contrary, as we alreaoy said, misfortune seemed to chill and repress the love they had borne to each other. Unaccustomed to self-control, or the denial of scllish gratifications, Julia was ill preparer! to ttcar the rigid system of economy which was now necessary. She ttccanie irritable and morose, aud thonghtlessly added many a drop to the bitter cup which her husband was drinking. "Is there do hope of your obtaining the situation with Mr. Markliam w inch you mentioned some days ago?" she suddenly asked, as her husband rose from their frugal meal, one cold morii ing in the early part of the wiuter. "None at all," was the reply. "The present clerk has decided to remain. "Then we may make up our minds to starve,77 was the despairing cry. The gentle little Fanny drew nearer to iter mother, and clasped her hand fondly, while the husband replied, soothingly: "Not so bad as that, Julia. Even my present situation is better than noth ing. Three hundred will keep as from starving. "It were lietter to die, Henry, than to live in this way. Life has lost all its charms for me, and I would gladly lie at rest." "But our children, Julia. Think of them, and keep your courage a little longer. The day may yet dawn upon us." "Never, never. My own folly has broug'it this upon me. My guardian warned uie against marrying one, not well established in the world, out I slighted his advice. Thank Cod he is not here to see how bitterly 1 have lived to repent my business." "And do you really regret it, Julia t We may regret the imprudence in our former style of living, and we may sorrow for the misfortunes which have come upon us. but we need not repent our marriage." V as not that the cause of all r7 was the bitter reply. "It is of no use to disguise the truth." lieeply grieved, the fansltand turned to leave the house, i n the threshold a gentle touch detained him. "Mamma is sick and sorry," whis pered the soft voice of Fanny, in its most pleading accent. The appeal wa not to lie resisted, and tltc father stooped to kiss her w hite forehead a he replied : "1 know it. love. Do all you can to comfort her." The cloud hail passed from his brow and Fauuy was satislied, but it was more dillicult to quiet the self-reproach of the mother. The day wa a sad one and when an hour or two before the usual time for hi return, Henry was Utrue into the house by two men. ami the uiihappv little family were lold that an accidental fall ou the ice had resulted in a broken leg, the hist drop seemed have lieen added to the already brimming cup. From the night of agony which fol lowed, Julia was a dilfereut, and, in some respects, a better woman. Hitherto there hail lieen a lingering feeling of pride which had prevented her from coming forwanl at her hus band s aide to struggle against the mis fortunes which had come uuou them. She hail shrunk btu-k despairing aud powerless. Now she was roused into energy. Her husband, her children would look to her for bread. It would lie long ere Henry could resume his labors, and their slender means would soon lie exnansted. fomenting must be done, and with the consciousness of what devolved upon her. came an earnest prayer for strength a looking upward which was not her wont. Her education had lccn somewhat showy bnt far from thorough, and she felt qnite incompetent to teach any of the various branches to which she had attended. Nothing presented itself to her mind but plain sewing, and this she was well aware wonld atlbrd them but a miserable pittance. Still it would lie lietter than nothing, and application was at once made to a kind iieigniMir, ami iiiroiigu iter luuiieuce woik was sicedilv obtained. Jt was soon evident that this exer tion was not uncalled for. The pain of the broken limb and the anxiety of mind produced by his sit nation, brought on a fever, and for many weeks Henry Ijiwreitce hovered on the borders of the grave. The grief of the wife wai over whelming as site watched over him and listened to the wild ravings of his delirium. He was again the lover of her youth, the husband of happier years. Lack hasty word, or unmerited reproach came to her ears with fearful distinctness, and earnestly did she pray for at least one look of recognition, one word of forgiveness and love. But the hand of the destroyer was staved, and fehle as an infant, the husband and father looked once more upon hi little family and hade them bless (iod that life was spared, and that reason again resumed her throne. - Almost exhausted in Itody and mind, but with a heart tilled with thankful ness, Julia redonbled tier exertions for their maintenance. Every moment of leisure during the day, anil many weary hours of the night wereemployed in finishing those garments for which the compensation wa so small that it hardly su diced to supply their absolute necessities. Often when her employers wonld urge her to almte a few pennies on her usual price, and assure her that it was for her interest to work cheap, she would sigh deeply a she remeniliered her own feeling in former days, and the truth of Aunt Fanny's words forced itself upon her mind. The suffering proceeding from the waut of the nuion of the employer aud the employed were not her own. And where was Annt Fanny during tlie lapse ot years! Faithfully and unweariedly had she performed the duties which she had taken upon her self. That task was now ended. That aged relative, to whose wants she had mi ministered, had at length gone home. Once more Fanny's heart turned to her native land, rriends of her earlier caire before her, and she longed to meet them again face to face. The few necessary arrangements were soon made, and ere many weeks hail passed she had once more crossed the broad ocean, aud was welcomed with kindly greetings by mauy whom she had known so long. One of her first inquiries was for Julia, for it was very long since she beard from her. News of the failure of Mr. Lawrence in business had reached her, and rumor of various iindclined misfortune had from time to time come to her knowledge, but not one word of direct information. The mother of Julia hail Iteeu a very dear friend, and annt Fauny felt a yearning for her child. At torbt it seemed difficult to tra them, for most of their former acquaint ance had lost sight of them in the humble sphere in which they were now moving. Bnt annt Fanny was inde fatigable, and the difficulties of the task only gave vigor to her resolution "Mrs. Alcott must lie able to give me some information," she said to herself, as she ascended the step of a hand some house in one of the most fashionable streets of the city. I recollect that she was a great friend of Julia's. I will take the liltcrty of calling npon her.77 "Hot at home, madam," said the spruce-looking waiter, who answered her ring at the iiell. An echo of the words met her car as she turned from the door. "Not at home ! I thought it was the poor ouly who were not at home." The simplicity of the words caused her to oliserve the speaker attentively. A little girl of seven or eight years stood gazing wistfully toward the elegant mansion. Her large dark e e. clustering ringlets and delicate ski it formed a striking contrast to the miserable garments which served as a scanty protection against the chilling breeze. And yet there was an ellort at neatness and even gentility in her dress which could not escape the oltservation of an attentive oltserver, and which gave evident of lietter days gone by. Irresistibly drawn toward her, aunt ranny paused near where she stood and said in a kind voice: "And why did yon think that it was the floor only who were not at home, child r The little one hung her head, but answered modestly. Because 1 never feel at home now that we are poor, and I know that mother never feels at home, nor father either. It is like staying in a strange place. But then if we are all good we shall go to Cod's home. Is not that a comfort r' As she asked this onestion she raised her eyes and looked with great earnest nes in aunt Fanny's eyes. 1 ears dimmed the eves of the kind- hearted old lady as she replied : it is, ineecd, mv child, liut tell me your name and where yon live, for I should like to be a friend to you." "Oh. thank you. ma'am. And per haps you would be a fnetid to my poor lather, now lie is ao sick, and my mother works so nam. .My name Fanny Lawrence, ma'am, and I will show you where I live if you will come with me. A few brief enoniries convinced annt Fanny that she had fouud the object of her search, and giving her hand to tlie little guide, with a voice trembling with emotion she bade her lead her to her mother. The day had been a discouraging one for Julia, even more so thau usual. A little exertion bad brought on Henry's fever again, and the physician who was summoned to attend liiiu had spoken in strong terms of the absolute neces sity for perfect rest and freedom of excitement. How was tin iHwsible when hour after hour be must lie uimid his back and see hi wife toiling be yond her strength for their maiuten- a a . - mice i auu ineu it was sometimes difficult to procure work,-aud Jnlia absolutely trembled as she thought of the snllering they must undergo should this means of support lie cut otf. Some kind neighbor had advised her to apply at a collar manufactory near by, where many women and Young girls found constant employment. She had done so with success, and at the moment that her old friend entered she was razing mournfully npou a dozen collars which she had taken niton trial. I hey were nicely stitched by a sewing machine, aud she had engaged to bind them and make three button-holes in each for the small sum of one cent apiece. "A starving pri-e," she mur mured to herself, and she seemed lost iua sad reverie, from w hich she was aroused by the soft voice of Fanny. Mamma. I have brought a lady to ace vou. she will lie our friend. Jiuia looked up in surprise as Fanny spoke, but in an instant her wonder was turned into joy. and twining her arms around Aunt Fanny's neck, she soblted like a child. Composure wa at length restored. and then there wa so much to tell and to lie told, that the good old lady took off her lion net, ami said she would make herself quite at home, and pass the evening with them. lou cannot tie at home .here, said Far.ny, "liecauso it is not pretty enough for home." Julia sighed as her child spoke, but Annt Fanny answered: Home is where wo find those we love, little one. It matters little in what place we find them. So this is mv home for tlie evening, and now. Julia, as vour husband needs attention. just give me your work and 1 will sew lor you. Aly tmmliie is in my pocket as usual, l ou see l . retain my old habits.'' "Yon are still the same dear Annt Fanny," was the reply. "Here is my work to hind these collars. Do you reniemlK-r our conversation the day that 1 purchased those cheap collars I hverv word of it is fresh in my mind. I was very thoughtless then but O, aunt Fanny, I, too, now had a peep IM-Iund the scenes." "You have, indeed, mv poor child: but now see to your hnsliand, aud w hen he is comfortably arranged we will sit together by his bedside aud have a quiet chatA .... . . , 1 he events of years were soon uukcii over, and ere aunt Fanny rose to bid them irood night, she said : "And now my dear young friends, I am ready to accept your invitation and become an inmate of your family." "Oh ! annt Fanny," exclaimed Julia, "we have no longer a home to nflur you. This is the hardest trial of all." 'Listen, mv child. I am becoming infirm and shall soon need the care which I have liestowed npon others. There are none who seem nearer to me than yourself. My means are ample, for my generous relative has added largely to my little fortune. We will look for a suitable dwelling, and yon will be to me as affectionate children." Tears were her only answer, bnt these were sufficient to speak the feel ings of tlie heart. In after years neither of the party had cause to regret this arrangement. Closer intimacy only served to endear them still more to one another. In the midst of her liapuiiiessJulia never forgot the use of atlliction, aud would often feelingly refer to her peep behind the scene. a Shapa fa Chlaa. Chinese shops are very inviting in appearance. Daring the day they are thrown entirely open in front with the wares tastefully arranged on the other three sides of the apartment, a small stairway in one corner leading to the npper or dwelling portion of the house. They are very models of neatness, some of them containing a varied assortment of costly wares, and occasionally works of art ; while the owners, with their long qnenea and costly silken garmenta ait in their places of business bike princes in their drawing-rooms exhibit ing a quiet dignity, and even courtli ness, strangely unlike the manner of the races about them. The fruit and flower stalls are generally adorned with pretty bird cages, while John Chinaman deals ont hia dainty warea, served in exquisite porcelain or glass, with lav ishing salaams, courtly wards, render ing to each purchaser the courtesy due to a favored guest. Life la Naplea. Every mulewears hundreds of buttons and little imgling bells. The carnages creak as if creaking was the object of their construction. The sellers of news papers, and, in general, all itinerant traders, shout in the most astonishing manner. Every tradesman at the door of his shop, or over his stall, makes a pompons oral programme of his neb merchandise, begging every stranger to purchase, i be seller of scapulanes, wunout Knowing anything of your country or religion. Axes bis amulet on your neck, while the shoe-black, no matter whether your boots are dim or shining, rubs then over with his var nish, with or without vour consent. The flower-seller, who carries bandies of roses and orange-blossoms, adorns yonr hat, yonr button-holes and your pocxets without ever asking your per mission. The lemonade-maker come ont with a flowing glavi, which he places at yonr lips. Scarcely have yon treed yoursell from nia importunity Trhen another tormentor approaches yon witn a pan of not cakes, fried in oil, whioh he asks yon to eat whether yon will nor no. The children, accus tomed to mendicity, although their plumpness and good humor are indica tive of proper feeling, seize yon by the knees, and will not allowyou to advance tin yon nave given them some money. The fisherman draws near with a cos tume the color of seaweed, barefooted, his trousers tncked np and exposing his brown le8, his head covered with a red cap, his blue shirt nnbuttoned. opening oysters and other shell-fish, and presenting them to yon as if by yonr orders. The cicerone goes before aud displays his eloquence, interlarded with innumerable phrases in all lan guage, and full of anachronisms and falsehoods, historical and artistic. If yon dismiss him, if yon say his services are useless, ne will talk of the peril yen are in of losing your parse or yoar life from not having listened to his counsels, or been attentive to his astonishing knowledge. Do not fancy yon can get ont of all this by being in a carriage. I nave never seen people jump npon car riages more quickly, or stand upon the step, er follow clinging to the back, or to any part, regardless of your dis pleasure. But if yon have the air of a newly-arrived traveler, they will not annoy yon with their wares, bnt will fo-oe yon to engage a carriage of their choosing. In half a second yon are surrounded with vehicles, which encom pass yon like serpents, at the risk of crushing yon, whose drivers speak 'all at once, a distracting and frightful jargon.offering to take yon to Posuippo, to ujio, to i'oxzuoli, to Castellamare, to Sorrento, to Cuma to the end of creation. Cantetlar'i "Old Ilime and Aew Italy, Haw l Ntair Bird. When yon shoot them, do not let the feathers get soiled or rumpled. To skin tbem, go to a table or.stand ; lay down a sheet of paper to work on, aud keep the feathers clean. Lay the bird on its back ; then, with a point of your knife. split the skin from the neck down the breast to the tail bone. Aow skin care fully down one side to the wing and leg ; cut these off at the first joints ; lay a piece of paper inside to keep the feathers from sticking to the body, and proceed in the same manner on the other side. Now bend back the tail and cut the bone where it joins the back ; turn out the skin nntil yon come to the head ; cut the neck out of the bead and take ont the brains. Now take a small, wide-mouthed bottle, put in some arseuie, with a little water, and with a small cotton mop rub the skin with the solution. (This is to preserve the skin, and it also keeps out the moth.) Now take some tow ; roll it np to the size of the body, and wind with thread, for small, or cord for large urds ; take fine wire for the neck. double it, put the ends through the tow and draw back nntil yon have the length of the neck : bend the ends over and cover the neck wire with a very little cotton on tow : put the end into the skull and carefully turn back the akin. Then sharpen wires and pnnh np through the feet into the body and Lend over the ends the wings the same way. Now carefully sew np the breast, take ont the natural eyes and put in the artificial ones, with a little cotton be hind them. Then mount yonr bird on perch and bend the wires, at the bottom of the feet, around it, and dress np the feathers. Thus, all yon ant, to make a good job of it, is patience. Narvellea Product! venesaj Kellea. r The Strix Tinvr. joking on the usu ally wonderful productiveness of relics. says : 1 be custodian of what has been Garibaldi's straw stuffed bed in Ischi was heard to mutter, on seeing a lady carry away a few straws as a relic They will do it. I have stuffed it six times already since the General left and it is commonly observed that the Royal George and "Napoleon's willow" must have possessed a wonderful power of "reconstruction." It is to be hoped therefore, for the sake of her devotees, that the nut-trees under which Marie Alacoqne was favored with her famous visions are of equally elastic tempera ment. A correspondent of the paper relates that on the occasion of the late pilgrimage to Paray-le-Monial no fewer than six thonsand pilgrims helped themselves to a twig from the small thicket of nnt trees surrounding the statue of the "Blessed." A gendarme stationed to keep guard over these trees permitted moderate thefts, bnt set his face against the abstraction of what might be called genealogical trees intended for distribution among a large family. A stalwart pilgrimess, proba bly blessed with many devout relations, went so far as to climb np one of the largest bushes, and, deaf to the en treaties of the gendarme who conjured her to descend, bore away a branch of no ordinary dimensions. After the departure of this pious nutting party, the thicket in which poor Marie Alacoque dreamed and prayed was as bare of leaves we are told, within six feet of the ground, as if a flock of goats had been turned into it. Wrltlag Lead ta 'rcctlalaeaa. An old king of Thebes said that the nvention of writing was a calamity to the human race, for it wonld weaken the memory, and prove in the end the art of forgetting. There is doubtless some truth in the remark, for the memory of the ancients was more tena cious than that of the moderns. Many of the Greeks carried in memory the hole of Homer's Iliad : and it has eome down to ns from their retentive brains, and not from the manuscript of the author. Sineerityistheaonl of virtne. When she flies away, the whole body decays. Paeelae, ar Blight la (.rain. The following is from an essay read by John Feast, florist, of Baltimore, before the Academy of Science ; This, from the earliest ages, has been and proved to be a source of much trouble and loss in crops, and not con fined in one section of the globe, bnt all over the world ; it ia a word of ob scure meaning, possibly derived from the Greek word etixa, (closely packed). in allusion to the crowded manner in which the little plants are placed. Puocinea-graminas is a plant too well known to farmers under the name of blight. It attacks the stem and leaves of all kinds of grain, at the first havicj the appearance of orange colored streaks, which afterwards assume deep chocolate brown color. The little plants chiefly attack the parenchyma immediately below the stomata with which the cuticle abounds, each indi vidual ia so amalL that any stoma on a straw will produce from twenty to forty fungi, and every one of them will, no doubt, produce at least one hundred reproductive particles, so that the progeny from a single stoma will lie enough to infect a whole p'mt The period of germination is supposed not to exceed more than a week, ard as the reproductive particles are exceedingly iigni, mey are waiiea aioit in tne air. which is thus loaded with clouds of animated dnst, ready npon the first favorable occasion to carry blight and disease into all tne neighborhood, and uuou eiaiu. jauuu a piece oi lniecieu heat stem, highly magnified, will show the disease as stated. Agriculturists may eiamire not onlv their crops, bnt the origin and advances also of all those obstacles which nature has opposed to the success of agricul tural labor, as if to awaken the energy of reason and to reward the farmer for tne exertions of his intellectual faculties by the satisfaction of surmounting them. Botanists have long known that the blight in grain ia occasioned by the growth of a minu e parasitic fungus on the leaves, stems, and glums of the living plant Felice Fontana published in the year 1767 an elaborate account of this distinctive pest so injurious to grain, and since that time modern Botanists have given figures both of grain and grass affected by it, using high magnifying powers in their re searches, which have been of much benefit to the farmer and the world at large. In order, however, to render explana tion more easy to be understood, it is necessary to premise that the striped appearance of the surface of the straw, which may be seen by the naked eye, is caused by alternate longitudinal partitions of the bark, the one i as per forate, and the other furnished with one or two rows of pores or months, shut in dry, open in wet weather, aud well calculated to imbibe An id when ever the straw is damp. Pores or months similar to these are placed by nature on the surface of the leaves, stems and branches of all perfect plants, a provision intended, no doubt, to compensate in some measure the want of locomotion in vegetables. A plant cannot, when thirsty, go to the brook and drink, but it cau open innumerable orifices for the reception of every de gree oi moisture, wbicn either li.ll.su the shape of rain or dew, or ia separata! from the mass of fluid always held in solution by the atmosphere ; it seldom happens in the dryest season that the night does not afford some refreshment of this kind to n store the moisture that has been exhausted by the heat of the preceding day. By these pores, which exist also on the leaves and glums, it is presumed that these seeds of the fungus gain admission, anil at the bottom of the hollows to which they load they germinate and push their minnte roots. No doubt, they may lw traces! mto the cellnlar texture beyond the bark, where they draw their nour ishment by intercepting the sap that was intended by nature for the nutri ment of the grain ; the grain, of course, becomes shrivelled iu proportion as the fungi are more or less numerons ou the plant and as the kernel only is ex tracted from the grain, while thocortial part remains nudiminishetl. The pro portion of flour to bran in blighted grain is always reduced in the same degree as the grain is made light. Some will not yield sixteen lb, of flonr to two bushels of grain, and it is not im possible where the grain has been so completely roblied of its flonr by the fungus, that if the farmer chooso to incur the expense of threshing aud grinding it, bran would bo the pro duce with scarcely an atom of flour for each grain. Stamp on lirka Ve. For the information of business men and all others who have occasion to give or receive checks, we publish be low a decision of the Commissioner of Internal Revenne relative to stamping them, under date of the 1'2'h inst. "Section 1.1 of the act of February 8, 1875, provides : That a bank check, draft, order, or voucher for the pay ment of any sum of money whatsoever, drawn npon any bank, banker or trust company, shall be subject to a stamp tax of two cents. By this enactment, checks Ac, drawn on time, are liable to the stamp tax, as well as those pay able at sight or on demand ; so also are rmipt, and all o'htT rouchrr, taken by banks, bankers or trust com panies tor the payment of money by them." When the stamp is affixed, it must be cancelled by writing the ini tials of the name and the date on it, thus effectually providing ag-iinst its second ade. It is so much a violation of the law to omit the cancellation as to fail in affixing the stamp. In order to be on the safe side, the maker of a check should never allow it to pass from his bands nntil the stamp is af fixed and cancelled. Iff Had I.eiare. 'If I had leisure,' I would repair that weak place in my fence, said a farmer. He had none, however, and while drinking cider with a neighbor, the cows broke in and injured a prime piece of corn. He had leisure then to repair his fence, but it did not bring back his corn. 'If I had leisure,' said a wheelwright, last winter, I would alter my stove pipe, for I know it is not safe.' But he did not find time, and when his shop caught fire and burned down, he found leisure to build another. 'If I had leisure,' said a mechanic, 'I should have my work done in season. The man thinks his time has been all occupied, bnt he was not at work till after sunrise ; he quit work at five o'clock, smoked a cigar after dinner, and spent two hours on the street talk ing nonsense with an idler. 'If I had leisure,' said a merchant, 'I wonld pay more attention to accounts.' The chance is, my frieud, if yon had leisure, yon wonld probably pay less attention to the matter i than yon do now. lonnT cni.ru. The Xew .. Pc Wilt her, h.w pwrty The mHi l4ok t n e!'t. She - n-T.'r nu rnuimuc b.-f trf : Hr two litlh brua An-. Khari hrlht. I hop Mie'u aoc gruw any at.. Iff wre np IVre Wltb von ami my fiientls, ld rnrfc ia 'it ttKvly. an; 'I .it in tli nitl.tlf Aud h'tl tjr hsh rn,l: O, what a tinxUt crmOl t'w..uM Iw ! I wnnlil -ll to tlw Mara To Rvt out ot lb way, LMt wf hmltt r-ot rer their trrs ; Anil tbre 1 wn it n,'h Till tltr tawn of Ow ilar. Anil aav wu-re t.i pretty moon ft -ra. Arvr Sen's Chats. Addie says they are "going to have a fair to make some money to pay for an organ" at her chnrch ; and that she is a little bit of a girl, bnt she wishes she conld make something for it. Well, Addie, sup pose yon begin by making some match scrapers ; they will be very useful, if the servants in your village scratch the walls with matches as ours do. Get two or three sheets of black sand-paper (or emery paper.) at the hardware store and one sheet of gilt paper, at the sta tioner s. Cut yonr sand-paper into pieces about six inches long by four inches wide. Stick each of these, with Hour paste, on to a piece of cardboard the same size ; then bind the edges with strips of gilt paper. Now make a cord by twisting together some worsted, (red and white, bine and white, or all of one color, if yon choose,) put a little worsted tassel at each end of the cord ; pierce t$o holes in the scraper, and put me com inrongn to nang it by. men there is the "tomato-pin cushion," which is very easy to make, and very useful in the ladies' work- baskets, both for pins and needles. Cut two circles of crimson (or any other colored) merino, about as large as one of yonr little preserve saucers. Sew them all round, enept a couple of inches, on the wrong side: then turn them. Fill the pincushion, (through the two inch opening left nnsewed ) with bran, or dipping? of fiannel, nntil it is about enough, (you will soon find ont what is "enongh") : then sew np the two inches. Now take some sewing silk of the same color as the merino ; thread vour needle with it. doubled. Pass the needle np through the center of the cushion, take the silk over and nnder, and pass the needle np through the same bole again, drawing the silk pretty tight ; repeat this until you have divided your tomato into the right number of sections, then fasten the silk off carefully, and your pincushion will be completed. - Tire Twa ArrRKsncea. Two boys were apprenticed in a carpenter shop. One determined to make himself a thorough workman ; the other "didn't care." One read aud stndied, and got books to help him understand the principles of hi trade. Ha spent his evenings at home, reading. The other liked fuu best, lid often went with other boys to have a "good time." "Come," he often said to his shop mate, "leave your books ; gu with us. What's the use of all this reading?" "if I waste these golden moments." was the boy's reply, "I shall lose what 1 csn never make np. winln the two nova were still ap- prentices, an offer of 2.0iH) apjeared in the newspapers, for the best plan of a State House, to be built iu one of the Eastern State. The student boy saw the advertisement, and determined to try for it. Alter careful study, he drew ont bis plans, and sent tbem to the committee. We suppose he did not really expect to wiu the prize ; but still be thonght "there is nothing like try ing." In about a week afterward a gentleman arrived at the carptnter's shop and asked if an architect by the name of Washington Wilberforce lived there. "No," said the architect, "but I have an apprentice by that name." "Let's see him," said the gentleman. The young lad was snmmoned, and informed that his piau was accepted, aud that the &!.()IH) were his. The gen tlemau then said that the boy must put np the bnililing, and his employer was so prond of his sncoess that ha willingly gave him hia time aud let him go. This stiidions young carpenter became one of the first architects of the conn try, lie made a fortune, and stands high in the estimation of everybody ; while his fellow-apprentice can hardly earn food for himself and family by hia daily labor. Lonci Worps. "Hob," said Tom, "which is the most dangerous word to pronounce in the Knglish language?" "Don't know," said B-b, "nulesa it's a swearing word." "Pooh !"' said Tom, "it's ntumtdnl, because you are sure to get a tumble between the first and last letter." "IU! ha!" said Hob. "Now I've one for yon. I found it one day in the paper. Which is the longest word in the Knglish language?" "Valetndinanauism," said Tom, promptly. "So, sir ; it's tmiUn, because there's a whole mde between the first and last letter." "Ho I ho !" cried Tom. "that's noth ing. I know a word that has over thrrr. mile between its beginning and end ing." "What's that?" asked Bob, faintly. "B riwred," said Tom. St. Xicfvitti or April. Tmt Widow avd Her Biblr. X poor old widow was once asked by a city missionary if she had a Bible, "Thank Gist, I have," said she ; "what shonld I I do without my Bible ! It was the 1 guide of my youth, and it is the staff of my old age. It wounded me, and it bealt-d me. It showed me I was a sinner, aud it led me to the Saviour ! It has given me comfort through life and I trust it will give me hope in death." Children, do yon love your Bible as this poor widow did hers? Do you read it often, and lay np its precious teachings in your hearts ? Let the Bible be yonr greatest treas ure. Bead it every day, and pray to God to bo'p yon understand it. Love the blessed Saviour whom it tells yon of ; try to be like him, aud you may then hope to be one of the holy, happy ones, who sing his praise forever. A littl,i girl being asked, "Can yon tell me what beanug false witness against thy neighbor is?" replied, "It is when nolssly did anything, and somebody weut aud toll of it. It is an unparalleled mercy to lie pre served from corruption in the midst of general infection. It is far better to tie innocent thau peniteut : to preveut the malady then invent the remedy. Tlie ntiivero wonld not l rich enough to buy the vot of an honest man. TitlKTIKS. Men of the time Chronometer makers. The traces of tears draw sympathy. Yon should not stone yonr neighbor, bnt yon may rock his baby. Although a womans age is undeniably her own, she does not orn it. The best preparation to ke p a lady's hand "free from chaps," is a report that she has no money. A Michigan man rained five lemons in his hot house. They were good lemons, but their culture took four tons of coal. Boh urn and Wagner, two German scientists, have lately carefully estima ted the nnmVr of inhabitants on the earth to be l.ff.il.OOO.ODO. Spring signs. Wild water fowl, who are supposed to know a thing or two about the weather, are winging their way to the boreal regions. Josh Billings has been writinir for the press nearly twenty years, and he doesn't know how to spell any better now than the day he commenced. Why did yon pass vesterd:.v withont looking at me ?" said a beantifnl wo man to Talleyrand. "Because, madam if I had looked I conld not have passed." It is said that drowning men catch at straws ; bnt straws, in gin slings and other strong drinks, are caught at by men who merely wish to drown their sorrows. By a new invention it is claimed that glass can be made into building mate rial for bouse fronts, n tors or pave ments superior to marble in durability and economy. A New England writer is trying to prove that a man ought to live one hundred years. That sounds very well but how would we like to have our forefathers sitting around and forever dinging into our ears the superiority of the times in which they had control of things ? A young ofrWr of an old and noble Saxon family fell in love with a shop girl in Berlin, "handsome as a picture, proposed, was accepted, put nu ler the care of a nitidon aunt, who was to ed ucate her for her fnture high position, and finally married her the other day in Dresden. An engine on the Pennsylvania Cen tral Railroad has been on dnty sinrw 1S.17, and has run iu that time 4 17,733 miles. Probably there is very little of the original engine remaining except the frame and minor parts. Another engine, made in Loudon. Eug., in 1X3S is stiil doing dnty. Oil was struck at a depth of six hnn dred and fifty fonr ftet ou the farm of Daniel Beatly at Warren, Ta., on Saturday March 13-.li. The gas foriwd the petroleum above the top of the derrick bnt the opacity of the well is not yet disovereL This strike de velois an entirely new belt of oil terri tory. In Spain moras are not warmed by stoves or fireplace, as tlir are not brains enough in that country to mi derstand these contrivance. They use brazier's bris dishes f ,,f coils, and all the gas remains in the room. Alfonso's rm was warmed this way at Avila. and His Majesty was pirtly asphyxiated, but recovered. Baron R itbschild visit.! the ouW of one of his employes on the Northern Railroad, where ho was not expected. n. was startled at the itt tgriitleHtit pro ductions of spider web iu all the nixr corners of the room, and referred to the subject. "Monsieur the Baron," said the man, "I leave thra so on pur pose. Otherwise, the wall would lie ruined by the flies." The Grand Duchess Mirie recently bought in France the upholstery of a bed-chamber, all in the finest point d'Alencon lace. It wo made for Mary Antoinette, bnt the Revolution pre vented her buying it. It was given to Marie Louise by Xapoleon on the oc casion of their marriage, and was sold after the hundred days. The latest royal purchaser paid only '2Ti,0iNI francs. Some fifteen miles above Washington are the great falls of the Potomac river, said to lie the largest available water power east of the Mississippi. The capacity of the fall is estimated at a mean average of twenty thousand home power. This vast water power, with all the mill privileges and fran chises on both sides of the Potomac, and nearly a thousand acres of land on the Virginia side, is secured for manu facturing purposes. by perpetual charter of incorporation from the Legislature of Miry land and Virginia. A correspondent of the Carlion Dem ocrat says : A novel way of popping the question was indulged iu in our borough. Enters Mr. gentleman for merly a boarder of his lady love, for the purpose of paying his bill, after which the following dialogue ensued : "Ton no vats de mens savs about me?" "No." "Veil, dat yon got married by me." "So dat vas vhat I heard," said the lady. "Veil," says he, "ven yon arry me to-night I will marry yon." "Veil, I was ready." S the eonple was made one. The aWve is a true statement. The curious water stones, ss they are called, found at Beechworth, in the northern part of the Austrian colony of Victoria, are descrilted in the last number of the published transactions of the Royal Society of that eonntry. They are not regnlar crystals, bnt amber colored, translucent stones with many sides, eah of which is an irregu lar but well defined plane. In the in terior is a liquid on which rests an air bubble like that in a water level. This liquid is water holding saline matter in solution, as with the fly in the amber, it ia very difficult to tell how it got there. The stone itself is chalcedonic, and about as hard as topaz. The best rhubarb is s ill produced in Kansnh, bnt one of the principle marts for the sale of the drug is. it appears, Sanyiian, in Shensi, in which province also rhubarb is grown to a considerable extent. The cultivation in both prov inces has, however, it is said, I teen serionsly affocted by the Mohammedan rebellion. Consul Ilnghes, of Han kow, states that much of the rhubarb which reaches that port comes from Szechnan, and is generally of very com mon qnality, being nsually quoted in the market at from five to eight taels pea pienl (2j 1. to 41. per pmnd), while the kind known as Shensi is usnally quoted at from fifty taels (fll. to "2s. 2 L per ponniL The inferiority of the Szechaau drug is said to result from the moist heat of the province, which is injurious to the preparation of the root. In both the provinces of Kansnh aud Szxciinan the rhuhar!) is prowu in the mountainous districts. The plauta, when grown, are cut down and thrown in hna ; they are then taken to the farmer's honsM. where the roots are pared and scraped. 4 3' s i n I i . ? 'I