rlY & .4 : H& iMf'M m ill -X -OH 11 n IB u tsJ B. F. SCHWEIER THE C0XS.TITCT10X THE CXIOX AXD THE EXFOr.CEMEXT OF THE LAWS. Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXVIII. MIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTY, PEXNA., DECEMBER lG. 1S74. NO. 50. m ten W)V V V I Va1 t LYL' I coNf ll j N il II I F r , ill Jr&.M man rOKTRT. THE OLD HOSE. BT WIM. IUCI BARNKTa An ont-door quiet held the hearth Beneath the whiter moon. The cricket chirped in cozy mirth, Aud the kettle crooned, npon the hearth, A sweet, old-fanhioued tune. The old clock ticked, a drowsy race. With the clicking of the cricket, Aud red coala in the chimney-place, l'erped oat, with many a rosy face, like hemes in a thicket The crane's arm, empty, stock out stiff, Aud tinware on the shelves Twinkled and winked at every gUff, In the flickering fire-light, as if They whispered to themselves. The good dame, in her ruffled cap. Counted her stiches slowly. And the eld man, with full many a gap, liead from the Dig Book on his lap. The good words, wise and holy. The old clock clicked; the old man read. His deep voice pausing, lowering; The good wife nodded, dropped her head The lids of both were heavy as lead They were sound asleep aud snoring. Oh ! hale old couple ! sweet each dream, . While all the milk-pans tilting Tubs paints her whiskers in the cream, Till John aud the belated team Bring Maggie from the quilting. May Time, I pray, when failing years May thin my voice and thrapple. Find my last days of life like theirs. As sweet with children's love and prayers. And like a winter apple. Scri'.acr'a" iimi:i.i.vt. TurulDC Points ! Pbjslral Life, From twenty-five to thirty-five is the true time for all the enjoyments of man's best powers, when physical vigor is ever at its highest Daring the last half of this decade a man should be assiduous to construct a system of philosophy by which to rule his life, and to construct a chain of habits in telligently ; bo that they should not sit too tightly upon him, aud yet cau tiously, so that he should neither be their slave nor too easily cast them aside. The exact proportion of physi cal and intellectual strength should be guaged, and the constitutional weak nets, or, in other words, the disease toward which a teudenry exists, should be ascertained. Preserve, if possible, the absolute necessity for exercise, and 1 1 . tl : i . uaveyourji.aceo.ous.nesa twoor tnree miles away, over which let nothing tempt you to an omnibus or carriage uutu gives up nuiijg o see uia couuirj a i . . i i . . . I'""1"' V . - T. i, 8! see his patients in town, and takes to a close bVousham. fixes ihe date when BedenUry diseases are set np-while if. t.i iitiliTA l.ia laiianr. 1a ro.rla aa I.a . .... . . . . . . drives, his eyesight becomes seriously affocted. From thirtv-five to fortv-five . J ...... 1 m man haoiiIiI arrflTiirn with uia fooo anil avoid hypochondria. He cannot, it is true, change his diathesis, but be can manage it. The habitual character of food no less than its quantity begins to tell whether it Changes the STStem with fut mnaaxlaa Ki'tiow fihro nr salon , -. , , , .-j should be thin, but obesity will set in. tiff hope j ided. If ' i brooded I Anxiety ought to be staved encouraged, sordid cares avoided. a grief exists it should not be brooded over, but talked out with a friend, gauged, estimated at its worst, and dismissed to absorb itself. If a man at this time is much occupied out doors, and lives wholesomely aud temjterately, be is pretty sure to be clear of seden tary disease. Ilheumatism, coughs, and inflammatory diseases, arising from exposure to wet or cold, a man of forty- five will have to contend with, but bis : blood will he in a condition for the struggle. Moderate exposure to hard ships of this kind never harmed man yet The Anlomn Time. In the eternal round of season there is nothing strange ; and yet a very com mon and pleasant custom it is, as one giM-s out and we stand upon the thresh old of another, to take a survey of Itotli. When grim old winter sets his snowy foot and icy grasp upon us.the soft, baluiv airs of spring are anticipa ted wholly with delight. Neither drizzling rain, nor oniui-present slush, find a place iu the mental picture. Hut soon these are palpable enough un coiufortahlv palpable, and might lie insupportable, but for the expectation of the approaching delights of voters, whose clear skies, and rich vegetation iu turn lead us to forget the sweltering temperature ami long droughts which in due order assert themselves aud in-.-liiie discontented humanity to cast auother glauce forward this time to . autumn. j Of all the seasons autumn promises most, and disappoints lsast. .Meian- eholv brines 110 touch of pain. There is death in the wailinc winds a dirire they seem to chant for the withering leaves, falling fruit and decaying flowers, even as the fresher breezes ot spring area natal anthem, lint it is death dealing with maturity, and, how ever sad. but f ultilling its iiussiou af a natural and beuetitling period. The process is suggestive of calmness and it-pose, and every surrounding helps to prod uce that effect. If man isiurlucuced at all, it is into a quieter, more thought ful mood, and for once he feels measur ably well disposed to linger, content with thepn-seut.instead of again taxing anticipation. Golden roads, field and forests in purple, yellow and russctt; delicate, many tinted twilights, and all softened, sulidued and invested wilh an athIitiou.il charm by such haze as that which belongs to our Indian sum mer there is at no othertim so exqui site a treat for the eye. Slick I it, YBD( Man ! Therefore, if any young man has em barked his life in the pursuit of knowl edge, let him go on without doubting or fearing the event ; let him not be intimidated by the cheerless beginnings of knowledge, by the darkness from which she springs, by the difficulties which hover around her.by tie wretched habitation in which she dwells, by the want and sorrow which sometimes journey in her train. But let him ever follow her as an angel that guards him, and as the genius of bis life. She will bring him out at last into the light of day, and exhibit him to the world, com prehensive in acquirement, fertile in resources, rich in imagination, strong in reasoning, prudent and powerful above his fellows in all the relations aud in all the offices of life. The most lucrative line of business on the stake? farewells. liarticleS. lrom fortv-tive to uftv-nve ' uiuu a. uain. .m.j i woa uot t ute.iu oi wtuu out to uu ! .u, uuat-rs tijdaiij atuajtiiteaiiuuirtY. I omi, mm nn.in.a t.icttav io xiuu.auu the recuperative powers should be en-1 n'8ut and had riden mih-s through the them. The party had lormed it-to Whcn the monarch had made bis ' aM'' a1' 'V'"'r ";' describes conraged and developed. snow to visit a sick friend. Ou his re- j groups upon the deck ; the bright and j ciloi,,e t)ie bride-elect was at once I ' .V"'!..0 ! I ""'V'11 , thAt. Y"11" There is nothing like work to keep ; t", his horse took fright, and he was j varied colors of the ladies' dress aud of ; treaWd an ausu,t personage; fhe ,w ri Xt a, ,, im nrwil.mtVsi an old borse Bound. Sporting dogs : precipitated into a deep ravine, where the tastefu! bouquets they earned, con- I Wlla jd iu the Tetem among the ! c d.-nms f f v Z ',, J ll tZ , wi - A LICKY ILL, WI.I. BY KTTA MASSING. The winds of fortune blow as vari ously as the winds of Heaven. In life there are many storms, and there are few persons between the cradle and the grave, are not caught in the hurricane. Whether the result of accidental cir cumstance or the outcome of human passions, it is certain that tempestuous events overtake most men, and that skies bright and serene will change their silver light for darker, and often vengefal,hues. Such was life to Alfred Hargre.ves. The ill of poverty attended his birth, and shadowed his early life ; and while under the cloud, he, with the reckless improvidence of youth, became engaged to pretty Anna Blake. Anna was a governess, aud theu resident at Stam ford HalL Young Hargreaves visited occasion ally at the Hall, but Mrs. Stamford, ignorant and purseprond, paid sparse attention to him. Indeed, as a visitor, he was merely tolerated. Her daughter, Augusta, inherited her mother's regard for wealth, and built castles in the air stored with gold and jeweled ornaments, and furnished with all the lavishncs of vulgar profusion. Augusta, too, was handsome and fashionable, and like Ler mother, despised Alfred Hargreaves be cause of his poverty. Bat to Anna, Alfred was the one Le ing in whom her affections ceutured, and around whom her hope of every happiness clang. Anna's love was of that jealous, sensitive character which is the inevitable source of the burning to its possessor. A new world of light and happiness dawned npon her when Alfred liar greaves told her he loved her. What cared she for the poverty of which he complained ? I am poor and homeless already," she said, "but I will be rich i j love." The marriage was to take place in a fflw month.- Tim tilcv wue ..lr fr. .m the zenith to the horizon. The sweet bloom of a first love was wafted to Anna, upon the soothing winds of Hope. While Anna was still thus happy, a telegram was put iuto Alfred's hand .1 . . , . i, uueeveuiugas tuey biroiuu oeneaiu t... i u i 'T.T, ,UD uur ns uig luuueo ueaiu oi uis onoie, f:r -:n . ii a r iinivn. n arff rwism. i.trnina Mini u titl had th,w fallen tn him ...ill.Mr ..f which were expected id the ortliuarv course of events. He was called away hurriedly, but there was something iu the parting which Wought dmHT to the heart of Anna. Mrs. Stamford, on hearing of the chance in Alfred's for tune, had invited the young baronet on a visit , after his uncle's funeral, at.d . f , first time, monuueed Am, LanJlM)mft. Aun4 eAuwhile ersen. -ouia ue reany tive i .... ii . .. - ' I 1 l.ili: . .l.:..l. ..... . ' "F ...aaiaau. pjjcv.a '"'U U1B, i new position opened up to him by ., i .o-' T, ,, ,. , J i L..0?? tbrfct . iucio m wuiu ui icttiuufl, buiiuus iui t- i'"". I . 'n these circumstances, her proud, no i .... .. 1 1, ,1 .. 1 r. r.1 ...... J I ... 1 .1,..,, , i,"00'"" v.u.wu .uu.v .unu ever against the annoyances of her post- tion. The daughter of a beneiiced clergyman, she baa been rearetl in a re- ' nnei n luxurious home. Up to six- j 1 i u.u uwu ..ai.j'iaimo w un. Sorrow then came. Her father had left , ... as i discovered he was taken to the parson- p aul ou'j lived t J say to his uill.cted wl' Dearest, we shall meet again. He had made no provision for his widow or danghter. iSo Anna, after a year, had to face the world and earn her li an. uuuum..uu t"i uvu. d, . . .'. u 1 1 Tn L . 11 aC . ! i tl tiie r-1 UJ 1 . e eucttllalCB Ol own bread. The position of a teacher no one imagined they had ever met be in a gentleman's family was uncongen- fore. The heaven sent morning was ial to her because of the humiliations succeeded by a changeable afternoon, attendant upon it, but it was her only Sometimes the sun shone, the dark resource, and she accepted the post of : clouds gathered, and the evening set in Stamford HalL gloomily. The whole tky became ob it was anite evident that Mrs. Stam-! seure ; uot a star was to be seen. The ford had invited the young baronet to her house with a view of giving him an opportunity of eultivatiug the acquaint ance of her daughter Augusta, and pos sibly to Augusta means of conquering Alfred's affections. These were days of secial torture to Anna. She was assidiously confined to the schoolroom, aud when not there ; was carefully kept out of the way on some pretext or other, and this from early morning until long after sundown. Even wheu Mrs. Stamford's ordinary stock of excuses were exhausted, she feigned illness, and kept the wretched Anna by her liedside. Thus Alfred could seldom obtain more than a few moments conversation with his be trothed, while the brilliant Augusta kept him prisoner by her side. Fancy the feelings of Anna when seeing her lover arm in arm with Augusta on the parterre in front of the mansion. The flowers shone brilliantly in the glorious sunlight of an autumn morning. Au gusta had tripped on to the grass throngu the low French window of the drawing room, and was soon joined by Alfred Anna trembled with fear and vexa tion on seeing them pluck flowers for each other, as she had done the previ ous eveuing when they .strol led iuto the shubbery by twilight. But her emotion became heightened when, returning to the drawing-room, the new friends mingled their voices in a passionate love-song from the Itallo iu luaschera. Yet she concealed her feebugs by put- ting on an outward show of coldness, with a slight tinge of disdain. She was the rose frozen over. From that time forward she did not seek Alfred, and during their hnrried inter views she maintained a dignified de meanor altogether foreign to her sweet, simple nature. And when Alfred left Stamford Hall to go to his new estate, the parting with Anna was cold in the extreme. But there was mnch flutter and excitement in the hall, when Mrs. Stamford aud Augusta saw Alfred iuto his carriage. A week passed without any letter for Anna. Troubled and aoxioas, she more than once opened her writing case, in order to write for Alfred. Bat she could not find words. She did not wish to reproach him, nor yet to write in guarded language. In this difficulty she strolled into the drawiug-room, and there found lying npon the table au empty envelope. The hand-writing was Alfred's The letter was to Augusta. Her doubts and suspicions were confirmed. A bitter throb of anguish psssed through her. The abandoment of the moment was supreme: and on returning to ber room she found a letter for her. The hand- j writing she did not know. Iremblmg, she broke the seal. It was as fellows : "An old friend of Sir Alfred Har- Arreaves. who heard much of the beauty and goodness of Miss Blake, feels that he has a painful duty to perform rela-1 tive to her engagement. He has heard from the baronet's own lips, that if free, be would now be able to seek an alli ance with the Stamfords. This hint, distressing as it is, may prevent life long misery to Miss Blake and Sir Alfred. Of course, this Miss B. will never hear from Sir Alfred's own lips." A cold, stick tremor seized ujon Anna, and she sank down npon her couch. There for hours she turned aud tossed uneasily, sometimes doing battle with the Stamfords, sometimes with her faithless lover. Sleep at length came to rest her burning eye lids. It was a restless, broken slumber. In the morning, fevered and ill-refreshed, she dropped herself at the writing-table, and there, with features rigidly set, she penned two letters. Oue told the truant baronet tliat lie was free, aud contained her engigemect ring ; the other informed Miss Slam ford that Anua intended, for a variety of reasons, to at once leave Stamford Hall. After Anna's departure, the Stamfords endeavored to keep a watch upon her movements, but in these effords the; utterly failed. Wearily the mouths passed for Anna. She had now become companion to Mrs. Clarence, a woman possessing noble qualities of head and heart. Mrs. Clarence was the owner of a handsome bijou residence at Torquay, a fashionable watering-place iu the South of England. Here Anna had all tl.u vi,frto f - vcfi.,o.l i,.,.. ...,.1 . courtesy of Mrs. Clarence added much Aii- .t i - . .i to her happiness, bheshared in all the amusemeuts of the Clarence", and eu- joyed them better than might lie cx- IHH-ted from her coudition of mind. A yaciiung excursion was at nana. 1 ue Clarence s were to join it, aud, of course, Anna : and mnch pleasant auti:ipatiou was ludnlged in beforehaud by the guests. The announccaieLt of the yachting party came upon Auna like a thunder- clap, because she was told it was the j to invitation of Sir Alfred IT irirruvs 1 lamiiy. now coma sue meet Uim 1 She had often wondered if thev wonld tver meet again, aud had someine j half wished to show him how cold and ! tndiU'ereut she had grown. She would I "ell, now that the opportunity oftcred. . atttol licr heart ikl'Miiinr. l.nn an.1 niw-t . . : . , i I him as astranzer. S lie eon 1.1 uot bear i th. iJe. Ih,l , M kI,I,I tn. tl,.t ! . , . . , , , i she had Lec n forsiken liv tlin faithless t 1 l"rouet. Aho moruingdAWiW bright and clear, bRht up tLe el,fl4 ,ud silvering all over the c- m b ue sea. Wry charm - ing A na loosed u her white sen-e ! yachting dress, a it h its sailor-blue collar m. iiimutiugn, 111-1 i.i.re B.lti lijaLiitrE revealed none of ht-r inward ftrnggles. but tb, chts.k. i..,f ,1,1, A 1....1 .i. .... i.... . ... 1 ... . and a restless light tlushed from . - ber soft brown ejes, as in the old da; s t orown eves, as m t mu .1 iIhih i b-iw... it.u r... . .. I 1 .i I . j"f . -. -"- ..7a u.o -u....iil-. . . al a 5 .... , 1 a. , little emit, M.a. Clarence sa'.d . Alfred, to i .11 lue SO-pja O OU UOTtr.l IUU UUi introduce ' J to ? f"e..d Miss B;ake. i A su.blen pailor overspread his face he turned and met Anna's glance. Hs saw, iu a moment, that Anna meant to 1 . ." ... .. ...... 1 ... .1...... . 1 . unu as rviuuei, auj ue u i , 1 - j mined to take his cue from her. Both j found congenial attraction amon the numerous gnests. Very pretty 3-prey looked in the adiuibututuu n,-r wuuesaiis uappeu ! restlessly, as if dissatisfied that there ..... - a the men. Merry peals of laughter went over the water, aud all foreboded well, only old Doreis would extend to them some of his attentions. It was a day of genial feitivity to all ou board except Auna asd hir Allied, and they both dissembled SO well that wind blew in flifui gusts, and its vio lence iocieasel each moment. The yacht behaved gallantly, as the foamy waves went biasing furiously past, and seemed ready to swamp her. All had retired to their berths. Ouly Anna, unable to sleep, paced t he deck, wrapped in a white bernous, the uiglit-wiuds sweeping ber wealth of golden bair from her headed brow. Her heart was in unison with nature. The stoim in creased, aud soon the mainsail give way and was torn iuto ribbons. At the sudden lurch the vessel gave, Auua would have fallen ou the deck had not a strong arm supported her. It was that of Alfred. "Anna, you will be safer below," he whispered, in a voice) hoarse with e ora tion. "Then there is danger, Alfred ?" And the yearning look in her eje spoke more than words ; it told him of a heart broken and a life destroyed. "Anna, we mav have met onlv to oart , again. If death BUould come. nine, let us : understand each other. Why did you prove so false to me ?" "I false 1 O ! Never ! Never I" Aud there, amid the perils of the storm, with the dark clouds careering madly along, supported by his strong arm, she told him the story of her hutlerings aud her wrongs. Deep was his indignation, and deejier, if possible, j his erit-f. They had both been foully j bet ra veil. Mrs. Stamford had concocted a deep- laid plot to separate them, aud this in tue interest 01 Augusta, a u teuaer ac cents Alfred besought Anna to give him once more her love and confidence, aud she, seeing that he had endured months of doubt and sorrow, unhesitatingly ac corded him the old faith and alTectiou. Morning came, bringing with it calm and sunshine. The lovers sat beside each other, thoughtful and hHppy, and good Mrs. Clarence was the lirst to re joice with them when she heard the story of the reconciliation. In after years both gratefully remers-bej-ed the menacing wind of the mid night storm which had brought them so much happiness. Mrallli. way with the notion that wealth is an evih If wealth is an evil, industry is a vice ; for the tendency of industry is to produce wealth. If wealth be an evil, commerce should Ihj abandoned, for the object of commerce is to acquire wealth. The fact is the reverse, l'ov erty is the source of crime, the great barrier to the acquisition of knowledge, a great source of human woe. Both to individuals and to nations, wealth is a blessing, if not abused. ... .. ,,! It is estimated that m the year 2000 , JndonwiUhave2o,0W,(X0inhabiUnta. By that time people will think nothing streets will be made in the npper air to gave the trouble of going down town. 1 OI living in liiteeu-Bior v nouses, auo. i Choosing Wife. rOB A KrSSIAS ESfPEROB THREE CXXTU RIK3 AOO. There was said to be a very ancient precedent among the Byzantine Empe rors for choosing wife as Ahasuerus chose E-tlier. Sophia's son, cut off from all eqnul choice, sent envoys with Utters to all the boyars and princes throughout the empire, commanding them to assist in an examination of the young girls of their respective districts, rich, noble, poor or serf, that selection might be miwle and the most beautiful be sent to Moscow for his inspection ; the inhabitants were warned that any one who disobeyed or tried to conceal his daughter would be visited with con dign disgrace and punishment. No one durst disobey the edict ; the young girls were passed in review, and fifteen hundred esteemed worthy of their mas ter's approbation were sent to Moscow. To form an idea of the sacrifice we most try to fancy what Bussia was in the fifteenth century. Those immense dis tances, those sparsely settled districts, those rude habits which dismay the traveler of to-day, when stages and railroads nnd hotels and all the forms of modern progress are at hand to smooth the path, then presented all their formidable pristine difficulties. Tt:A ri-lr tl.A cnfct that furii'tin nf journey froui the remotest provinces to ; tl, nii.it J vw uniAtliiiir. Y-t tin' u ...l.i,;.!. i. .1 i, r ...i fi.- i... of hoi and fear controlled, all the i i r i m j hatred and jealousy of nvsls encnu- ; tered, aud the bitterness and mortilica- j tiou of disappointment endured. On : arriving at Moscow farther examina I nous were male, ana various coinneti- ; tors dismissed unseen by the Cz-ir, I uuiil the number reserved for the actual I exhibition was comparatively smalL Tht-y were all lodged in one large house, and slept iu dormitories of twelve beds. In each room was a throne on which I.. n i , the Czar seated himself; the young ! Birls knelt before him in turn. After i tumcuij...! emu uicuuie, i she dropped a pocket-handkerchief em urouered with pearls at nis feet, and withdrew. Ivan the Terrible, the i second ho adopted this custom, mar- ried three times, aud always iu the same fashion. Ills first and favorite wife m A -.Bti i Tt .mnir i Aoaetasia U .mauo.1. Wlieu about to aa a third choice two thousand ..Irl o-ra i gins were sent from every p-trt of the . . ... . ... , empue ; oi u.eso om, e.gu.y-.our Oi l wuiv eiKuiv-iuur the subseiineut examinations, ( r , .i11v-.,rl..,.rnrti j ,,v,imiw BiWwi for 1 ' , th. Of these dozen , u jjj ; . , i. ,.. sou. lima iu lo reigus tUe ciibtom W came t'Xfil in the nirtiiDern of ihe n- i li.in f.ii.1 t.. iu..i.' fcitfin rMo.iM t.t rA. . .. ' , f r , ,, .tr.I -it mm t-i. lit itl lit. up nun"lr4irfl " . . . .. 3 7 ' wuieh gave the liiiiuulest-tioni lieauty i , ,t i.,.j.. ,,i.a Tl.na ' " "- - - - -, , a ,,,,-1 w uo lmt a f,. V W,-tk8 llefore ba t j been gathering mushrooms iu tnobelds j for the support of the family, came to tiud herself wife of the Enipcror of all ; the Kussias. How did she adapt her- j self to such a posit on? How did the autocrats tolerate her homely ways? I '1 ' I .. 1.' 1. ...... 1... Af V T. I iu icutu njuiucutuiui . ... . juic i line observes that the difference was i but slight then between the daughter of the proudest boyar and the poorest peas- ant ; it is the development of education ; ami mturj MLK-ii uaaae; ! tiouof c'aases. In liussi makes the true dist ine - a.three centuries j tUH j ijjtt j ,, sisters or uaugnters oi me ozar, in;, rge of his mother or ladies of high birth and standing; she was given a coronet such as the imperial princesses wore, and sainted as czarevna; the j nobles and officers of the court came to kiss theeross before her 1. e., make oath of fidelity ; Bhe was publicly prayed for among the members of the imperial family, but under a new name, which she was henceforth to bear, as though rebnptised for her new life. It was a life beset with danger, and the period between the sovereign's choice and the marriage was the most hazardous of all for the object of his favor. The mor ality of these young girls, chosen from thousauds for their health as well as their beauty, was too terrible to be mysterious. So many of them died before they knelt at the altar or the coronation that the triumph of success did not console them for the terror of the risk they incurred. The Czars of .Moscow aduiiuisicrcu ine empire as 11 it were a patrimony which they had a right to shire with their kinsmen and deoendents. the Mate was a mere 1 family property. When the sovereign was young he was generally surrounded and con' rolled by his maternal relatives; the chief posts were occupied by the next of kin, secoudory ones by those more remotely related, while iuferior grades were tilled by third aud fourth cousins ; the whole realm was in the hands of the family; the duration of th 1 power of each has a name in Bus-1 siaa histerv vrmia, "the moment ;", the leaders were known as "the men of ! the moment. ine czars marriage was the signal for a general change of ministry. It was rare that the family of the new czarini did not succeed in ousting the incumbents and seizing on their cfli :es ; a new "moment" was inaugurated ; naturally, tho bride's iutlueuce was used for her own rela tions, and, whether she exerted it or n it, their right was recognized. It is easy to imagiu the rage oi the one psity, tue greeu 01 ine otuer me furious enmity to which the poor young ! girl often fell a victim. Plots of the j blackest description were woven round hr from the moment when the crown of the czarevua was placed on her brow; every one employed about the Terem, from those who filled the meanest otlices, became the objects of bribes and intrigues. If she could be made away with before the wedding day, the competition must begin again, with the chance of the successful candidate being a member of the family of "the moment." But even after the marriage she could not feel safe ; Iv in the Ter rible's first two wives died, as be be- iieved, of poison. Xo sooner had he i chosen a third thau she sickened, and ! efforts were made to induce him to i relinquish his choice. He persisted ; I a fortnight after their union she was ' dead. Then his fury broke forth, and a terrible butchery ensued. In his defense before the bishop of the church he pro- fessed himself convinced that each of i his wives had been taken from him by poison. A I.ot rl. There is an art which we fear sotne- times is passing away that of building I good substantial dwelling houses. Ju old times, a new house was a thing to lie talked of perhaps years beforehand. Ti. juuiber was bought and seasoned. The stone was hauled at odd times,and finally, w hen ever? thing was ready, the and happy was the owner if he was i able to take possessieu of the house iu great uiittei tuawiiia tans t-umiuru.-.ii , a year and a half or two years from that time. The first season was usually spent iu putting op the walls and rooting it in : then the carpenters were at work all the next winter getting out the doors and windows aud other iiiiiiics; the next summer was spent on the outside work and the painting: and perhaps late in the fall the owner moved in. lint that house was built nut fur him self alone, but for his children and their children ; and it by accident it burned down, there urn- the walls ready to build into again. Nowadays, hen iin-u Li.iM, ;Jie walls rise like magic, ami in a IVw t!.;stl.c structure is complete, rr-udv to crumble lie fore the first blast of the tire. The windows are all too tight ; (lie tl.tovs are all laid with preen timW is, and in a few years are full of nncka; the plaster peels off. and tin- mortar crum bles from beneath the bricks; in short inc iiouse ua thmgol to-ti.iv.ai.d icn.t for to-day. XyiiH composed the following t!cs scription of the I.iidc v.e may never know. It was found in Westminster Abliy.naiiielcssand dab-less, but never theless it is invaluable tor its w i.-e ..ml wholesome counsel to the race of Adam ; A nation would ! trulv happy if it were governed by no other laws than ,I,;HU ot ''lessen book. " contains everything need! i! to be i auow a or none. j ' 'iii' ','ultv ' iiv anil liictiit to a iiiaitratt?. lt Cil,uions a witu,. ,.,,,;.; al 'f: i partial verdict to a jiirv, a:.d fm ui-l.es the judpe with bis scutei: ee! It sets the husband as the hud of his i nouseiiom, and ti.ew..e as mistress ot tile Tuiiie tells linn her how to manage. ow to rule, and it entails honor to p.i;t i:ts joins oltcdiencc to eliilili en. iiid en It presenile and limits tiie Vw-ny of the soverei-.Mi, the rule of tiie rulers i ...... ...i ntllll... .. 1 li. I ... I.I.IMI 1 : I , ,., tlle H;l,,j;.tt , ,,,. ;tA nervaid to oU-y, and the blcssim; nun me aiiinoriiy in me masters ; et.in- thf- and line jiroteetion otitic. Al.r-i that walk by this rule. .:ty to all lilies and ! it gives tluei tioii 1.. burials. It promises food ai,.i laiuieut, limits the use of both. It points out : faitlifi.l and eternal iriiardiiili to the depart iu;.-1. u 1 ... n, t am) father: tills him u ii ii u !i...n i.il.n.- wi(w i,,riHllalMl ,. u ,:l ..,,,.,. , fll t ll l..ll,,, l .-ll.. :, !.J I , ,c. Umm.r .. a ; j,.t..r lt teaches a Hum tocll.is house in order, and how to make will; it appoints a dowry for his wife, ami en tails tin- lihla ol tin; first l.oin.aiul Hows how the ows how the Voiiii'- I,i .iui l.es h.i!l i ... - 1M H'lC. U.i. r. .. I i .: i r it t deletids the n-!it of a!!, and reveals Vltli.rixiinut .... ..- .7 I .. I r.-a.I.er and tresspasser. it is the first bo..!, and ih. 1 ,t boo!,. la . .i . I ll eoiliains ine cnon e-I in.lT'i r. ive the U-st lnstt net ion alio: .is tin - vreat - est instill, lion alio: ds the real 1-sl .I.-.-.. .. a.f 1,1,... . mi! sal .l.i-jiioii that we have ever enjoyed ' it contains the law anil most profound ; mysteries that were ever penned ; ami ". "'"'J-'s rue very i.esi oi . oai.orl to the iu.iuii in and iliseoii.-ol.il It exhibits life anil imuioit.iiily from time everlasting, and shows t he wav to glory. It is a brief recital of all that is to come. It Kettles ull matters in debatt ! solves nil doubts; and ,ses ti,,. mind seienee of all th-ir s, nit.l.-s. 1 and con 1 It reveals the onlv livin and true si, wise; a lss.k ot truth that detects all lies and confronts all erro.-s : and it , is a book of lite thai shows the way I from everlasting death. . contains me most ancient ant i.pn ties ami strati-t wontleil'ul events occurrences, heroic deeds, liiipaial.eled 1 wars. j ltilcsciil.es the celestial, terrestrial j and infernal worlds; an. I the origin of ds the angelic invri ul human tribe and the devilish legions. lt will instruct the accomplished me chanic and most profound critic. It is the best eovenui.t that ever was agreed on; the last ii.::;-.iil ever be signed. To understand it is to l.e u im- indeed ; to lie ignorant of it is to he th .-tiunit-of true wisdom. It is Ihe kiiiir's best copy, the magis trate's I s-st rule, the housekeeper's ln-st guide, the servant's best- dictionary, aud the young man's la-sr. companion ; it is the schoolboy's spellin-'-booii al.tl j the great and h-arued man's master- piece, It contains a choice novice and a proloiintl laminar for lyslery for a sag' It is ihe igtioiant man's dictionary and the wise man's directory. It affords knowledge of v. illy inven tion for the humorous, and d.11 k sayings for the grave and is itsowu interpreter. It encourages the wise; f ho warrior and the swift it overcomes ; it promises au eternal reward to the excellent, the conqueror, the winner and the preva lent. And that which crowns all is that the author is w ithout partiality and without hypocrisy. . ln whom there is no variaMt ness or "l : turning Recollection ot a a-utit .Shop. Mark Twain, iu his new book about England, tells how he had the tooth ache one night iu London, and gave some pleasing recollections of tho den tist's shop which he was not to patron ize when he lived iu KImira. He says : "One night that tooth did j imp, and every time it inmptd it raised mv head ngni oil tue pniow. now 1 iiu be awake and thiuk about that ier.t:st's shop in Elmira, where I had bteu ur.d.-r torture so many times, of inose pr.;ttv .l..n..l ... ... :: - . 1 .. . 1 ..' 1 1 vt .. i i: i i . . . i . ! againstme of thr short, thi.-k hrr.vy i, , , , '. . y fluted, and curved han i.es an-1 short hawksbill jaws I How 1 revelc i in de light at the thought ef having such a thing clutch my refractory tooth, and 'yank it 1' With what pleasurable t mo tions came crowding into n.v ciiud the recollections of that dentist and his rooms and fixtures his bir easv chair. with the pretty, white-curtnined window before it, and the uice, li red glass spittoon to the left, with the hole in the bottom, and the bits ot wet cloth and the bright pieces of gold aud streams of blood stained saliva on the sides. And then the pretty little bureau with the bottles on the top, and the little yellow draws which he jctks out so gently when seeking fur some new and more delicate instrument of torture, And then the beautiful little round vel vet-covered stand on the ens fixtures, covered with the nice drills and pretty ib and ti, littl rr.ial.ars. w.t,. H.o ! staiued ivory handles, aud the long I pilj down the stream of time to eter steel rrochet needle with which he I mtf' B the most simple arithmetical 1 1. ... L. .. 1 it. 1 . v.- I hunts lor new cavities, ami th little round pasteboard Ixn fall of gold nlnaT anil thA dirtv littlft flnnlrin nn.l the rubber ball svriuVe. and the sineu ur smell of his thumb, and all that 1 : j tj how nice I ' Bb kers genert'ly ho'. 1 a Joan Lacd What Good t'oobtus Doe. We have always held th.t the kiniwlii knighted oyer, the French cwk, Jul a w ie j act, as a good couk is ejual iu hU liniiu-.l sphere to a good kin in his mrc extensive i round of duties, an t becau-e we believe ihal guod digesiiun depin b upon guvi ; cou.ui, anu a good temper iipou a i condition of the stomach and d.-oiosfic pocc upon the good stomach, but wholly apart from this is the art of maki:.; one's t'uol palatable. The French eitt-rers are pro verbial fur their xcelleut cooking, but h.-re uuw is a description of a mojern woioau'a Snh diuner. which the FroncU cm'A not ex cel nor hardly equal. A w.iier for t'r.zrrt Miyizint furnUhea the rc. rJ of lUe n-ial: cut let us see what din:i.-r is ord-.-rol. , First ppcur, as arant tuuirrs, caviare, j olives, lion slices ot Iiihii au I sati-au; toeu a dish to be of:cn Jrcan.i of. ni ice ironi. conkei in a gubUuie nimnrr, u .ill (rn '!!-. : xt a spigola, one of ile.se h-'v 5-!i we have seen 111 Ihe niarkci, but n..w mff, ,1 with an exquisite f ud ling and served with turn re. ni the eveinii' 1) y c.r. Kil giewiB - r this strange creature b be -n rclu e l l, delightful succulent, gibiim.us m.-ss, ull,( Havored wilh all mils of spices ainl s.-tv..iy herb', it earns our t-ipliesi a; p o,-.,l. .u interlude follows of luiH. on t.-u-t. An t theu a tli.-h of luccia, a slu ill fisli nit un like our whitebait, serve 1 coll in a . 1 . -1 1 . cious preparation in which oil largely prc .lomiuates. Woodcocks and ortolans c!oe the feast, in which the attentive reader will note that no flesh-meat is served, vet all aitae nianitcsteu tlio It-.-ini aft'-r-diuuer content. At the '-Falcone," an i!.. r - of thorough t me purely noman inns we, en iiiioilier occasion, met with a thick soup cuii..,.scd of sea-sniils, mussels, whelks anl oiher molluscs, wu.c!i deservel, and met Willi careful considera tion and loud c.iuiniendalion. The re, lcit. the r..o, which ii Lout hijsh nrt would be nearly wurihle'S wa r. n derej most in!a- table. In fact, the great Inumphs of the i.oinan cuutut are in re.-prcl of hu ; t..r al r bsi. ; t..r al - ;:.rc. ly a fi !i though, save the red mullet, sc mat swims in H.iman w .ters W..UI.1 pnive itiirnciive n siiupiy no.ie.i or lric.1, uinler '... .-si-Lrul ....,.;n..t..t,..n i.r .1... i..r :. k... s altogether a transformed an 1 eluva. e J taliirc. bleut aut km'.rtt ; then ai-irar rf.liw.iio.1 i i,...., t.. man s conscience ? isecause it s au oiuiiM. gn.ie-i ; out me next . i,a ma.es us coi;. Jt ia ?ooJ auJ 8U0ula ! cnecK on ttie outward man. oZJntt:l-y Si,t a.d school; Bareum .ever publishes a full-length overcome the weakness of sUr;Lki,-l.,..i u- f , ,. , . A . Portrait because he wishes it to be uu- manitv and ta.te Well that we .1., t"r I W -v11 hi!VJ ' ' ,1" ,J know ' Jeratood that he is always a-head. l . ... . . ' - " ' 1- v . m 1' ' ' - I U' ll II, 3,-UllOl , ..Ill la .fl .ir.in u',.1 Ih. .,..,.. O '".1.MWU:VS 1 ; I ., InSoutlu-rn Italy :licrc are iu l vdt.i titue, you milit use tl.e It tter th-it von T"e r'"""i3 are 'c'itiiullv kept, em majrmficent 6-hes which call for no ml-Ii to me. I wish ti. t v..n .1.. , ph'JUij; '-I'M gardeners. aruslic imerierence. Tiie Im nv and the -.rd-fi-h the former a c.n-laut uu 1 Ilie latter by no means a rare v..-it..r ut tiie itioUt iT Ao of Messina in tl; , ' , . . ' H-arauce, are nritt as s.irimn, mi'i u,. ir .1 . I. : . . i . ir t .- i ii.-su is ot uara. saarou cue. i ue sw.rd-ii - i i...... ;a ,, , ., 1 " " v v ' t UVill.1l C a It' a I llf Ill-'lf "'" n"r"- . w : . : . i , .in lunorHi kiiu a jiurai. i . ., . . . A gentleman ot lialtimore, receatlv cntt red the baggage car of au outward , train, and desiring to read soma iu..un- scripts, chose this car because it was airy and retired. A youngster ala.nt . htteeu years of age was occupying, w.lu great abandon, a chair. The tfeiif Io nian, wishing to sit near the open door of the car, to obtan both light and air. . iniiH m rr- Rrn. . mat Ynni.rrfc.tir Hub will vim i.i,.,uo..'it. i j fu;.mv minutes 8lr ! this chair is en-aged. auo Keuueiuan was verv inline, as ue '.i(.v tl hot' ol Messina in tiie sea-.,nare , r .. - ' , -' " ,"u, wuteu I.e.. cooked plain, and served ui.h oil or ! , 7 ? a V C"'"r' ,f""r "t-'ota-, was the place of the Urs Sapoleou'a e ,...r;r....i ti. .:...:i... : positions. And jet I will ventnre to i!e. IMuru the new r.iiit. ...w.na.,1 recognized the young mau's right to the I Try my plan, Toiu, aud don't write1;, na", ,ue fur""ut P"sses chair by actual possession, it appears ' long tailed, an 1 mind your capitals, j through t he priiumg, ami t xplosiou fol that he was temporarily iu eharve of ' spelling and punctuation ; aud, my ' 1,ct ,'-lst'Vr- before he handles some express matter, his father beiujr i word for it, you will "get up" , com-! WIr' ,,uv,,r,a',iv ""P80111 metul the expressman ou the route; bat the j position that will do you credit, ou I m '""'J'teuetl contact witli tbe earth, or moral of the iucideut we shall give in ' astonish everybody but yo.ir affeetlou- j "V." '"a. , "S-11"'' the moist relating another incident, which oc- ' -ie aunt. Wal.s of the tuuneh curred iu this city very many years ago. j " fhe proverbial qriiek'iess of frish wit There was a veiy plainly dressed ; Hdw w EuLt ATe Cliriu i:;d Iiji.i is illustrated by a:i anecdote related by elderly lady who was a freutient cus- ! The sister is taught, that whatever her : Captain A . While oa the I'euiu- Homer at the then leading dry goods ! store iu dosiou. .to one in tue store . knew her even by name. All the c'eiks but one avoided Ler, ami gave their j atteutiou to those who were better dressed and more pretentious. The j exception was this young mau who Lad , a conscientious regard lor tinty au.l 1 ;ard lor tinty uot 1 left auother cus- j lady, but win n at ' on her wiihasmu-'h ' system, lie never tumor to wait on the liberty he waited uion attention as thongh she ha i bceu a ; la rU sjiena tee same tiais in 'sow princess. This continued for a .ar or ' "'ti his w . Id o ils." io his v. iio ha is two until the young man became of : age. Oue morning the lady approached 1 tue young man, wheu the following , conversation took place : Lady "Young man, do you not wi.-h to go iuto business for yourself ?" "Yes, ma'am," ho responded ; "but I have neither money, credit, nor frien Is, nor will any oue trust me." "Weil, continued the lady, "you go anu select goou suuatiou. hsk w,aIlf ue i conscious mat, 11 luey , i the rent is, and report to me," handing the vonnar mau her address. Thevuum.' man went, fouud a cemtal locatiou. a! good stove, but the landlord required security, which he could not give. Mindful of the lady's request, be forth with went to ber and reported. "Well," she replied, "you go and tell ! Ur. that 1 wul be responsible. lie weur, ana the lanilior l, or eut, was surj'rised, but the bargain ws dosed. The next day the lady called i to ascertain the resnit. I !;e you; g mau told her, but added, "What am I to do for goods ; no one will trust me ?" "You may go and see Mr. , and Mr. , and Mr. , and tell them to call on me." He did, and his store was soon stocked with the best goods in the market. There are many in this city who remem ber the circumstance and the man. He died many years since and left a for tune of three bnndred thousand dol- i lars. So mu -h for politeness, so mnch for civilty aud so much for treating one's el.leis with the delerence due to age m whatever c-arb thev are clothed. V iUj18 car might have been a director of the road or a very influential man otherwise, j aud as he is a very observing mm and l a 0 1 jude of character, a different answer from the youngster might have interested him in his behaI and lead to sumo future advantage. Happy Every Day. Sidney Smith cut the following from a newspaiicr, aud preserved it for him self : "When you rise iu the morning, form the resolution to make tho day a happy one to a fellow-creature. It is easily done; a left-oif garment to the man that needs it ; a kind word to the sorrowful ; an encouraging expression to the Btriving trifles in themselves as light as air will do at least for the twenty-lour hours. And if yon are young, depend npon it, it will tell when you are old ; and if you are old. rest as sured it will send you gently and hap- : "" at juu oeuu ; "ne Pf rson only happily through the . !' lay, that is three hundred and sixtv- ui m aue course oi a year. Ana sup- Pose you live lorty years only alter you commence that course of medicine, jou j uave maae ia,ouu oeings nappy a; ail . events for a time." ' toi ths' roi.m. ITait and Nee. W'lis mr Ky. wi h ar qr!aii-. A-Suiir how, ad4 vh.r. mu4 wbea. x ,1 my Biorwut wUlsm, Aia o'r sad o'er anaia tlu.us on u. wi b ni awra Oiv a ..ttir- tiU o kr. 1 bTf I t-eH bim atl-ne, W'a, my Utile b.y. k4 m." Ab1 tb word- ! taalit mr darting rabl to ni m .w-.it : o c when alt u world HfvJ darkse.!, Aud tho ...mi atkHit m Iu o e childraa rtkm" I brd h:v, W'ub a rbiid wi mim try. To Hi babv 'r.lber' .a- i.ia4 ;io.- wi-ij, "IV,., aaj Lik aa anjr tt-jdt-r ch.dia t ame Uti d4rhar' w .nl. ! m. Tr. .i-ri uiy Kalli-r'a WAja w--or l.ij I. u, BidJiuf me -i:l ait aod -e-.. W iai are w- h U rw.t cLiMrca, F.ver aktn.' what .La I bt A' d ike. K..ther la Li, ll,.m tiu-.ly tiltt a "4it aud -ee. To WiiiTE a CourusirioN. f'iio fl- ! u Aiui adv. to was iriven bv a iadv who v. in c in , tl . . 1 Dt Vtr 1 T u at 1s Il,r I 4'.r Jou riave come home from a Iisiiiii-i t artv ora r.iitti.i fn.lic Tlmn ymi h id sota.-thin to tell, and you told ! it. Very well, that, is preeiseiT what vou sLouid do in "jottiug up" your 1 'c.imp.mitioti." The on!y dij.r.inoe is' that vou write it out itisteal of speak- j iujr it. A Vomposition" is nothi:.,' but wr.ttcu !a.'i -Now you dou t talk ' mucb about faith. h-.ie. aud charitv : t . - , I or it y.u do, 1 have never heard vou I , -" "V'" j" ooio jour oraius "j"ri " i..o uoout i.-u-m .' II.JW is' lt possible for you to writs about what you cannot Ulk about ? It is not pos- sible; you cauuot do i: ; aud when vou try you only auoeeed in copying some- thing thai vou hav.) read or heard. Here is a g.iod rule to go by - Never atlenipt to write about a thinr nnt.il you have seen it ; if vou can touch , taste and smcd it. all the lietter : you ! will bavvt 1. ,s lr..ul.L l,nin .... 1.. . . untinir tin l.inrr ' words. You s.e I know that trick. ' v... ,,i . .. .c . 00 Ccl I.!.' DlUat wor.la I I ,.n oan I ruake them sprawl p irtHiIar "com- ill not have n,,, 1-esidts. For thil I UOSlLlitli UM mil fc-t so. lt mis'it give y.,ar teicher a new ..ea. I w.ll send it to vou wil'i miiu lur llf I'lllirS,! YOU Ji,I ll'li k.i, I. a iiV - oav th.il tmtt letter ,s n.oro trnlo - - . , J .-"a , OWU CoUHIOMtlOil thilfl knf V.i.l l. iva i , , , J J " evir read iu school. , . , , fe ".,,,? r . " i". ! "J .:.;" " J, , i Ull-er I.leas, STI.Mlose voa t.ikft t.i.ioolHs; . . . .. . . V 7 tii.-ni, oe i at io to g.-i tip ti.e re-u'.tr nnuilter of 1 "es eu tl.i i s.il jcet without any very ; hiavy brai:.-.rc vea ku iu- iiio.e ali. i am very sure that at ta.iitoies than I d, and if I were n quire 1 to tell what! I knots a'mil t...,:,.s I should start, ,tUo nult-,rstooil, and which ap ,'or Duck va.1.1 immediately for the pur-1 ?,llt'8- to1POW:, W"II as nitro glycer- ' i tnaa fa tin. a at . K.il 'P4.n 1 .1., ..4 pose of l iiitervi.iwia? Master Tom' Then there are mu .krats, field-1 H'uwu. ini.' M . rr.'H n:!".! :.:r .j ..n.i . ..nm :n;rr. Is, bus. birda and hoes . . ... without 1, in., tier- .n,f ,'.. i...,,,t,.i 1 a.tuoui uui'iiK-r ; ami, on, a h u mi red 7 : 7; , " .other int-reatiug thines that nobody i trglvcerine. unt.l he comes to the last, knows urtcit about txoept you IwTs. j WJUcU 18 ,rm,Ld. w.,tu 'L fuse land those of h.r boys the naturalist AUe mome'lt hls hs 0,1 touches oue of "' 01m r uo-, s imi naiuraiists. temptation may tie that she mnst be ; . 1 uiutuct uu-u w wuove 11111 however hard he tries, he cannot help being bad. It is exjH-cfed of him that : he wiil grow to bo a respectable man, ) some day, , but bclora that event through . tho law of his Uiitnre.be must ueees- """'j "v ' r7 wiice.i. ine sister is very wKce.i. me sis'er is taught she taust pres 1 vo herself blame- " ss i i.-1 tic lutard htisb-tu.i to whose !-,:t to be the evrxu ; the brother ,"' "ring uo virginity ot nearr, no purity " person, no record of a stainless past, i Many a tauu looks iuto the eyes 01 his wife, who ti.nts hliu as oi.e does her : , "', " " ; even tiieeel, bra'.-d Ilaveanx tapestries, whobetiev.. hi.uto be scarcely lower ! in which ( leen M.tild", and her mai.U thau the uueis, w.th a secret remorse , graphically depicted tho aeof cbiv which eai.-.ot be me isured, as memory ; a!rv t,-, tU(J yt.getit,,Ie ,,Vfc!j ku)Wa , forces iu upon his thought what he has I , the ci)int8 au,, the heaT7 a-,,.., !, "'M "new his Kecrct history.be would stand 'r 'Us,oruie.l buore tin ,-- ''-' ! ! j - "j' i world nn less 1 ',rniif f A ni ek Ciiiui;;ls of (!, the Use oi l.e.n ' in the you are somebody i" sai 1 a Inc'-d. "Sure eaoii"'i, nn.l I ice iity io his j to be," , aziiwen a Ui o.ut r. "t U c.,n thaR every day. I mean to be souit'iody." i A-htou looked George tu th- fatre. ucgau ro-ay. liow: V. Ua: no you : mean to be?" ) "A Cnristian ber, and so grow to be i a Curistiau man," said George. "I , h.di..vn lh.it ; tin nri..foait ....iwn.1 I tor us to be. . . .. --"-, (ivorge ia right. There is no higher i maiiho Ki; and lt is iu the power of every boy to reach that. Every boy ! cannot be rich ; every boy cannot be a ; kiug ; every boy cannot be a lord ; but ! tio.1 asks vou ail to a Christian mai- I hood to be his sons, and so, with His 6oa Jesus Christ, to be heirs of heaveu. ' Cheerkit, Vii.w vr Thin dismal you look !" said a bn compauiou, as they were goii "Ah !" replied the other, " I ro ra- fleeting on t u uscLssuess of our bein? ! cii.i. r . i .. . ... i Llled ; lor, let us go away never so fall, ! we alwavs come back empty." j "D-aJme! How strange to looV at ! it iu that way," said the bucket. "Xow ' I eijoy the thought that, however empty we come, we always go away , lull. Only brok at it in that liyht, and ! you'll be as cheerful as I am." I . . Av.swr.nRt, ts- IIis ow.v Lvvor.viK - , 1 t , , .. -t. . n , i , ).r Isaac eton, a very wir.eand ffo.i!y . . J. t man, was once examituog a new and tine glot,e. when a geut.euU came iuto his study who Uid not believe in God, ! but declared that the world we live in i came by chance. He was mnch pleased . with the handsome globa, aud asked : , "Who male it?" i "Xobed v." answered Sir Issac. "It hannennl herd." i j. : ,f f . . ,, ii, i - ! Ihe gentleman looked up la amaze- ! a V.t .. . i . ment at the answer, but he soon under- ' i t t'tri aairtf g.otKj it metui ' ' t uy are sueep tue least moral oi j animals? iucatise tiiey yimtol a their yontb, spend much of their time on ine ty. many oi tnem are uuKMryt, and they all get 'jfeecrj at last. ! vRiimt The chill of bujy. the sea The harbor are the best ? Meal What times tiae. Advice iz like M-tsing it don't kost nothing aud is a pleasant thing to do. 'Tis better to have loved and lost, tliau never to have had a mother-in-law. Punch has discovered that the friends of the unfortunate lie a lou? way off. i Why is U the gayett letter in the al- phtbet ? Because it is the center of ! fun. j 'A splendid ear, but a very poor voice," tiie organ-grinder said "to the ; doafcey. A drankard is generally a bad argner, ! for the oftener he comw to the "pint" j the more incoherent he is. i Why is the bell of an omnibn like a iu- this butter " Thank you. ma am, I bo- ; 1 long to the temperance society cau't t-ke aty Lhiug strong," replied "Digby. "Ves, sir,' said a Michigan Fourth yfJ'y orator. Iutnam went right 'Dto t!ie wolf's den, draged her out, "J tu" judepeudenee of America was sivllred." An tx.rhano has an acquaintance who remarks that he has otten heard tb r.Mrh ., i ; l ... .. . ... j-..-...., . . 1 11 111. .u UCCU 13 at friend imM " but ha u.v ho o. wnere tiie lauh oomes in. Ue has friin.l in r.An.1 vhn io K.. m.mev .f him " ltleel b-'nf? of the Cude, who receives ' " ?,ensio11 oi S50.000 from the British government, spends the entire sum in IUl4iub"uiur " mimic court in his little buaiu on the bauka of the Hooizly. I "ls Z"!1011 sudjocu number aU.nt ..IBM. Ilia ...... . . a- 1 . W 1 " w" olh' ctm. ".a coin i, in perieea iu iorm. uis oiuoers ot state naviug tiie same titles i - am" . tMiT Pre '.,e ha.1 His menagerie is the tiuest ! Ln the wor,1,, 2f).00( birds, Drnsta nn, snaic.. He has four houses 1 wnprd ""'O rnately spends his days. j The cat) a! through the intlnuus of S-t.-r hrw I. ..I aj.! r....H f.. , IT.. In,, a l. I M 1. ,..1, i 1 .. il. l' i i . aa,.-b a.tioj-uu auip mi. tun tor In.tia on.l il.11 . .. I .. a . -... .v. mi ..a--. . o.ui. .i bi. .-!,. H. - l...... ...t, 'i . .......I m uw j r oviwawa vVPOVl r.?"uuu2 -Y" l uojio ex " S, ,e . , "FT- 1 lot a.immoriaa a.f Cl.aft l.ltt uto...l 1..... . ,.,, .m.,.,.. Uv, aiuiosi ceasea, ami many oi ine lnnaln- tants have emisrraW to the Cjne A.-- cording to the account of the governor those who reaiiaiu are verv bad settlers. One cause of accident iu hlastincr. ,t not a.waJe.tlJ.'lt lltf w a walaing cuarge of ."-"j. '. .0 uia wot iu- MjarttnC aitrlri.la.ll .,!. aOn.lm. nl n. sertiDg cartridge after cartridge of ni- sola, dnring.the war, he came across a private otiougiug 10 oue ot the most predatory companies of the Irish brigade, with the lifeless bodies of a goose and hen, tied together bv the heels, dangling from his musket, "Where did you steal those, you rascal ? be UemamtvM. "t-aitu 1 was mtrching ue aemaii.f,i. "faith I was mtrching along w id C dor S rgeant M igiir ami tue goose ' u-i c. ss t . it .me out an l biased the Amerhun lie?." "Hut tho hen, sir, how about the hen ?" It's the hiu, is it? T.10 Inn, b!tr!s ye, was in bad eomp.i'jy U'i t iy.ii cgs for the rabfl.s. A writer attributes the superior dura bility of the Chiuese embroideries over of which they era eonir.Se.I Sillc in .t. Iltttn-H fc. . 1 m , ,, , rabilily as the humaa hair, which is ofteu found in tombs wheu all other remaius have turned to dust. Under the test of every day wear pnro silk proves, beyond comparison, the most satisfactory of fabrics. Ksneeia'.lv is this true of cert am American silks. . winch are free from the chemical added to many French silks, to give theru bistro and wih an.l wl.i..i cause theru to crack ou the si gute.-t imr . I he atlases will h-we to lie revised Mount BUne is no locger tho monarch tue L tropeau mountain. He niu t bow his "bid I and awf al head" ...tir,.....!-,!,,,, : . ..'..j ..... an. a . . t, j i . inc. ,i,.tiuctu or .llr"iJein 81 ,e.ot t'1" Caucasian water- .1UP ue,s"1 UI " " 'arionsly es'imated at from l ,7:t to 1;' ! 'i,iet'. h,lt ,ts nv J Mount Elourz, wl"ea bM l,,st beu "Sceude t by soma mf',ajl'ra vl the English Alpine Club, ls fouui to bel.SoJ-i feet high. Iu "U1P' the mountain is described as a : iia.uriiru uoiue I'&u an iuvert.e.1 teacup i i .1.1 .i . . . . . . r '"'" Jit' "jT' .0,w J the cmb; " : ' AP"Dr"u,,S J?. Mont iiauo are nothing compared to tne ease -l, . , , t-, r .rl t I " a""?.,f4 aro buee l tUj P BUr,,er- Xiuevaii was fourtjen miles long, eight miles wide, and forty-six mile round, with a wall X) feet high and thick enough for three chariots abres.s . Cibvlon was fifty miles within the walls fA.'','1 "V! tTeI.7"?'? l thiok D i iio ice uign. Wliu I'r priafu irate. 7 , , . . ha li.mtilaa aaf Iluna . I. I.fil.an4 W:.4 " " ,' , . l" the I'P'.f of ,!'" r,oof-1' wa. 1W jeawin building The lar je.r. ol .V,?"1 kei ht7 -'' , . c?ver79. about s:x ? ". .r ,a bmUlm all,. o.i lrek vu tue B.o . auo uari.i even acres. The stoues are xy feet in length, and the lay- era are -oo. it em jiiojca - jossf iu art in budding. The labyrinth of EfJ- ... . r. i i .. -, . ra.ui ... contaius .K) chamliers and twelve contains a.W chambers ana twelve , ,P, , - r , , . halls. Thebes, iu Lypt presents ruins . ' ' , JC r. . . twenty - seven miles around, and ea- t lined 3.'fi(X citiz-n and 4i.0),) slaves. The temple of Ddlphosi was so ncu in iitouuu t:iat it was piuu.ierea olSkl.wi.iw, ttkl m .mperor ertj carried away from it 2t st itues. TUa wans oi i.irud were tn.risa mitea around. . 117 i u'- auiuouafri it, aiax an ije .vipme cuar- now u.,l..;,,.r.J. ,..,1, :.i.i i . a a a V11......UI aa nuMW U U 1 . . , 11.1.- 1..1, B1UU n xtt to LIS ; i..:.. v. . . ... i .!.... rw ti tl A K,tv-lrlrf o- a,l Ow Ciliuoe.l Wltuoit'. I much difficulty by experience 1 nioun-