Miff W i V B. F. SCHWEIER, THE COXSTITUTIOS TUB CSIOX ASD THE ESFORCEMEST OF TEE LAWl Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXVIII. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA., SEPTEMBER 10, 1S74. NO. 37. Poetry. THE VISIT. -The sweeiest wotnn ever fate Perverse dental a uaoacliuid ui ltv Wairnsa. Tin twilight of the day. And twilight of the Tear; The leaves are turning scar. The preen is growing gray. It is a littlo room. So neatly dressed an J still; Which foatered rosea fill Vt'ilh subtlest of perfume. A zepbrr larkiu; by. Uetrars ths curtaiued bed Did ever mort.il bead Ou either pillow lie ? That pantomimic fire How clear its cozy glow: It gestures ever so. Btiiiud the woven wira. But hash ! The Lady cornea. As softly ss th haara; Tia sweeter tbau her flow'rs The melody lis hams. S!iS deftly lock t'j bhnl. And dravs ths uiht-hiia low; While with her gown of snow The kitteu toys behind. Her hands are faultless fair. Her movement, all of grajf And hers a queenly air For such a iowly place. S'ai sit, an 1 bjws Iit nea-t What do the aba l.jwa say ? Her volume of the day Lies opjn aad uurcai. To s boa ity of her fare, Where lives a drjatnv li ;bt, NosiiEfer ni shall Might, Nor wearing years erase. Bhe ih now l.fti abjte Ths woriUip of a t?ar: And anls wait:o; near, linear 1 a wounded love. -SarPmer's. 3Iisooliiiiiy. ftessaria. In tale of history your beggar is ever the jnf-t antipode to yonr kii'g. The noets ami roniaueieal writers (as dear Margaret Newcastle would call them), when tiiey would most sharply au.l feelingly paint a reverse of fortune, never stop till tbey have brought down their hero in good eniet to rags and the wallet. The depth of .lie descent illustrates tbe height he fall from There is no nie"iiai which can le pre sented to the invagination without of fence. There is no breaking the fall. Lear, thrown from his palace, must di vest him of his garments, till he answer "mere nature;" and Cresseid, fallen from a prince's love, must extend Ler pale arms, pale with other white ness than of lieatity, supplicating lazar alms with bell aud clap dish. The Lncian wits knew this very well; and. With a converse policy, when thry would express sccra of greatness with out the pity, they show us an Alexan der in the Shades cobhliug shoes, or a St mi rami s getting up fool linen. How would it sound in Bong, that a great mouarch ha t declined Lis ttff-c tiuns upon the daughter of a baker ! yet do we feel the imagination at ali violated when wa re .id the "true bal lad," where King Cophetua woos the beggar maid ? Pauperism, panper, poor man, are expressions of pity, bat Ity alloyed with contempt. N one properly con temns a beggar. Poverty is a compar ative thing, and each d.'gree of it is mocked by its 'neighbor grice." Its poor rents aud coinings iu are soon summed up aud told. Its pretences to property are almost ludicrous Its pitiful attempts to save excite a smile. Every scornful companion can weigh ita trifle bigger purse against it. Poor man reproaches oor mau iu the streets with impolite mention of his condition, his own being a sha le lietter, while the rich pass by ami j;r at both. No ras cally comparative insults a bejgar, or thinks of weighing purses wi:u him. He is not in tue scale of comparison He is not under the measure of prop erty He confessedly hath none, any more than a dog or a sheep. In o one twittelh him with ostentation above bn means. No one accuses him of pride, or npbraideih him with mock humil ity. Noue jost le with him for the wall, or pick quarrels for precedency. Xo wealthy neighbor seeketb to eject him from his tenement. So man bues liiui No man goes to la with him. If I were not the independent a-eutleniai. that I am. rather tiiau 1 would lie a re tainer to the great, a led captain, or poor relation, I would choose, out ol the delicacy an I t.u greatness of m xaind, to be a beggar. Rigs, which are the reproach of pov erty, are the beggar's robes and grace ful' insignia of his profess-on, his tec um, his fu I d . . ss, the suit iu which he is expected to show himself iu public. Sa is never out of the fashion or limp eth awkwardly belaud it. He is iioi required to put on conrt mourning He weareth all colors, fearing none. His costume bh undergone less change than the Q taker's. Ha is tbe onlv man in tbe universe who is not obliged to stuly appearauces. The ups and downs of the world concern him no longer. He alone contiuuatb in one stav. The price of stock or land affecteth him not. The fluctuations ol agricultural or commercial prosperity touch him not, or. at worst.but change his customers. He is not expected to become bail or surety for any one. No man troubleth him with questioning his religion or politics. He is the only free man in the universe. jluilony. A retired pbvsician writes: How does it happen that amid tbe everlast ing err against drunkenness we never hear a word against its sister evil, glit tonv ? I think I can assert with trntb that, in a long practice, three have died among my patients from overeating where onehasdied from driuk. benoe comes apoplexy, paralysis, dyspepsia, and a host of other diseases, but from too much rich food, taken under the most imprudent circumstances? And yet we hear of no society formed to pre v. n". this growing vice. A msn eats uutil he drops down and expires with apoplexy by tbe roadside, when up comes the coroner with a jary of twelve gool men and true, who pronounce a verdict 'Died from iutemperance. po he did. but what kind of intemperance was it ? I have beard more than one minister in the pulpit expatiate with great vehemence against the sin oi drunkenness, whose very appearance was proof positive that hewis pre-eminently guilty of gluttony. MIM. Cmv.H UPtKE ROOM. "Are yon an re this is the place?- asked Charles Ventnor, giving a look of surprise at-the handsome brown stone front In-fore which the carriage slopped, "never kflew there was boarding-house in this block." "This must be the house," said his sister glancing at the card she held in her hand: "2S-yes. that is lhe num ber Mrs. Daval gave me ; and, Charley, I believe I will go in with you. and then, if the room suits me, I cm engage them at oice." And, si she said this, Mrs. L-iring descended from the car riage and followed her brother np the long flight of steps. Their ring was answered by a servant in livery, aud they were ushered into a small reception-room, which was so perfect in all its appointments that Mrs. Loring gave a little sigh or satis faction as she glanced around saying. "I believe, Charley, that I have at list found a place which will suit me." You onght indeed to be suited, if all tbe house is like this," replied her brother ; "lor this ia certainly charm ing" It was indeed very pretty room. The fl.Kir was eoverej with a carpet of pale drab, dotted over with forget-me-nots ; the windows were hung with ilraeries. over satin hangings of a per feet forget-me-not hue ; the chairs and ottomans were of the same color ; and the few exquisite paintings on the wall were framed in gilt, with border of pale blue velvet : costly bronza adorned the mantle ; a curiously c irved table, in the centre of tbe room, held a golden vase filled with rare bo'-hoase flowers, and a little gleam of October sunshine that stole in at the window, lingered loving y on an exquisite marble cupid which rested on a gilt stand. Sjirijely had Charley Ventnor com pleted his survey of the room, when tl-e door iqiened, and a young girl en tered aha looked as if she might be the presiding genius of the place, for her dress was soft drab material, relieved by knots of pale blue at her throat and iu her hair. S le was very attractive, though there was not a singular feature in her face; but it was so bright and iutell gent, and she had that graoeful. dain'y air, whinh is often as pleasing as real beauty. Her hair was really liean tiful, of that golden shade which is often described and so seldom seen. She advauced with graceful Jse, and said iu a very sweet voice : "I believe you wish to see try sister; bnt as bhe is unfortunately not at home I thought that perhaps you could leave yiur message with me." Mrs. Liring at one proceeded to business, "J. came at Mrs. Duval's suggestion, to look at your spare suit of rooms," she said ; ''but if it is not i convenient for yon to show them to me, I will come in again when yjur sister is at home." "There is no need of tronbling you to do that," the young laily replied, "ffyon have heard of tbe rooms through Mrs. Daval, and would like to see them, I shall be very happy to show them, though they are not at all re markable." "I assure yjn," replied Mrs. Loring, "that I do not rare for anything re markable. All I wish is to find a pleasant home for the winter." A little surprised look came into the girl's face as Mr. L iring said this ; bnt she immediately rose, and saying. "Come with me, tbe'n, if you please." led tbe way from tbe room. When they reappeared again after a few tuiuutes, Charles Yeutuor knew by tbe expre.ssiou of his sister's f.ic, that she was much pleased with what she had seen, but said nothing till they had bidden the young lady good moruiug, and were iu the carriage once more. Then she began : O Charley, tue rooms up stairs are lovelv, even prettier than the one you saw ! The two which she showed me are furnished in crimson, and are in the most perfect taste. I do hope I shall be able to secure them." I only wonder that such a remark abli boarding house is not better known. Did yon ever hear of it be fore ?' asked her brother. No.' replied Mrs. Lnring ; 'bnt then, that is not ut all strange, for Mrs. Duval told me that it had ouly been open a short time. But will yju go with me to-morrow ? I am to be there at ten o'clock, to see Mrs. Gray, when we are to make all the final arrange ments." 'Certainly, I will with pleasnre. I am anions to see more of this house, Inch I legin to think is an enchanted place, of which this 'yellow haired lassie' is the princess.' So the next morning fonnd them at Mrs. Gray's door, punctually at ten o'clock. The lady of the house proved j as chrming in manner as her -sister ; nit when, after a few compliments, Mrs. L-jrniff- explained the object of tier call, Mia. Gray seemed so much istouisbed, that iu spite of her efforts to conceal her amazement, Mrs. Luring perceived it sufficient to rouse a sus picion in her mind, as 6he went on ooldlv : 'Perhaps your t-ister did not tell yon that we weie here yet-terday looking at your suit of spare rooms, of which I had hear! through Mrs. Daval, and with which I was so much pleased that I will take them at almost any price,' There must be some very great mis take about this matter," Mrs. Gray said. And with that she rose, rang the bell, aud when the servant came in answer to the summons, said : "Tell Miss Bessie I would like to see her a mo ment." A most awkward silence fell on the trio after this, and it was a great relief to all when the young lady at Jength made her appearance. She came into the room in such a hesitating wsy, and with such a mingled look of sbsme and fun in her face, that Charley Ventnor thnnght her more ai tractive than ever. Bibsie,' said her sister in rather a grave tone, 'can you explain this txtra ordinary proceeding to me?" The girl blushed, hesitatingly a mo ment, and then said frankly : Yes, sister Kate, I can. It was all my fault, aud 1 am perfectly ashamed of myself ; but von see when this gen tleman and lady called yesterday, I did not undei stand at ttrat what they wanted and though I thought it very strange for Mrs, Duval to send any one to look at our spare room-, yet still as she had sent them, I did not like to refuse them and it was not till me laoj Bwu thing about wishing to hud a pleasant bomf for the winter th.t I began to understand tbe matter. Then thesp.rit of fun possessed me, and I showed her ?he rooms, talking .11 the " ' we had kept boarding-honse for the last twenty five years. Really, Bessie. I am perfectly sur prised,' 'began Mrs. Gray; but there was no use endeavoring to reprove the girl, for she looked so pretty as ahe stood there before them, and th deep look of contrition b had fW. blended with the amnaement she coold not disguise, was so irresiatable. that Mrs. Gray's reproof ended in a lingh in which they all joined. Bat in a moment Besse grew serious again, and turning to Mia. Loring. said : 'I cannot tell you bow ashamed I am of my unladylike conduct. I only wish I could do something to make amends for it.' 'Pray do not think any more about it, replied Mra. Liring ; though you do not know what a disappointment it is to me to give op my elegant snit of rooms, she added langhingl v ; for I am afraid I shall Mad great difficulty in being suited now.' After a little more d -sultory conver sation, the brother and sister left the house but not without promises to con tinue the acquaintanceship so unpro pitiously began, and by way of finding out more about the enchanting peo ple, they drove to Mrs. Duval's. The lady's merriment was very great when she heard the story. 'Oh, mv dear I' said she to Mrs. Loring, I told yoa the number was 381. not 281. Ouly think of jour going there to look for rooms. Mr. Gray has only recently come here, but he ia said to be one of the richest men in New York ; his wife belongs to one of the oldest families in the country, and her sister is heiress to an immense estate. Bat there is no barm done after all." she continued ; 'you will Bud them charming acquaintances, and Charlie, if yoa can come to my muxieale to morrow evening, I will take care that vou hava a formal introduction to Miss Bessie.' It is needless to say that Charley Ventnor was one of the earliest guests to arrive at Mrs. Duval's on the follow ing evening, but that lady' promise was destined never to be fulfilled, f r it chanced that one of tbe first persous be met on entering the room was the 'yel low haired lassie.' She held out her band to him in a most cordial manner, saying 'I am very much obliged to Mrs. Duval for giviug me an opportunity of rooking my apologies to you agaiu, Alr. Ventnor. 1 he more 1 think about nij conduct the more ashamed I feel of it ; bnt really I cannot help laughing when I remember what a distressed ex pression you all wore yesterday when I came into the room.' There was no resisting this girl, for she had such a frank, unaffected way bout her, that it was impossible to feel like a stranger with her very long, aud before the evening was over, she aad Charley felt almost like old friends. Late in the evening, Mrs. Duval re membered her promise, but when, after much search, she discovered them in tbe conservatory, a single glance as- J i .I 4 1 1 probably progress favorably without . . - .1 i- any assistance from her. ,th CUarl.e it was clearly a case of love at brst s ghr All through muter he was her loyal n . , i i. i 4i i i ; i ; l i devoted knight : the colors of bis shield . r .u 1 1 i li i henceforth were blue and golden, and the scene of tournaments was the little blue room. So one morning iu spring. . , . , . , , vl when he came iu and found l.essie , , . ., , ... . , ... . . decking the marble enpid with forget- me-nots. bine as her own ees, it seemed , " - , ... tbe most natural thing in the world for htm to tell how a little winged arrow from the little god had entered into his , , , . i . . i iiopoiv. or nearly so; again, uwy are heart ; and when, a few mouths later.'. ,, " ...-' ; the golden hair rested upon his ehoul- .ler and thn awpet nine eves looKinir no ... - ... .4 .: i . i. ... 4i... so lovingly at mill, uo .ut-w mat mc .T,.i., Lired !,. -M his furever yellow haired lassie was his lurever. " " " nirlb-IMare l oluinbu. Tradition makes Cogoletto, a town a few miles from Genoa, tbe birth place of Columbus, aud there is an in- 4: i..--i 1. 41. 1 t 1.:, bcnption wu.cj uiaias uuuso vi uia , , 11 ;..i it . i. f,., ...l ,1 reputed birth. Jt may be true, and ill e . . . . ...... ,- 1 may be lalse lor, in this land, ol iraoi- turn and superstition, it is as easy to fabricate a tVahtion as an inscription. and credulitv is ready to believe that it is as old as Adam. The house of his father was in tbe suburbs of Genoa, as issbownbythedd. Ha.himself, says he was born iu Genoa, an expression which mav well mean the territorv. and not the city, of Genoa. There is. there -j - . fore, tome color for tbe tradition, and it is not worth while to dig deeper to find doubts. He was a Ligurian, aud nothing could be more likely to sharp en his curiosity, and suggest a life of adventure, thati to look out from these rocky highlands upouthe Mediterauean, washing the field at its base, aud covered with the little, but daring and cuter piisiug corsairs of the Levant, the Grecian Archipelago, and the African cast. How time sets things right I Brought home in chains, robbed ia his lifetime of his honors, and his profits, and the name of another given to his discover ies, time has written his name '-with iron aud lead in the rock forever." His jealons aud triumphant enemies, as well as his royal patrons aud enterprising followers iu the path of discovery are remembered : but when we call them up irom the land of shadows, there is al ways in the midst of them, aud before them, the great Genoese with a glory about him, in the light of which tbey sbiue with a pale ray. So it will be forever-He went on, when every other would have given up in despair. He gave a New Woild to the kiugdoms of Castile aud Aragi n. Bat Castile and Aragon and all the progeny of their descendant commonwealths, are dwindling aud fa ding away, and a race, never akin to the old Ligurian "the world-seeking Genoese" is, from year to ar, devo ting the New World to the great com monwealth of freedom and mutuality. Ilraiilirw ot Manxsood. To the boy, the world beyond his im mediate surroundings is only a picture. He does not know how real are the sor rows, the passions, the ambitions of men. Its absorbing interests, its Le roes and its martyrs, are heard of by him without understanding or with in difference. His sport, his lessons, his home life, are alone real. But there will come a change. The ordinary slow growth into manhood, with its busiuess or professional pursuits and widening relations, or startling events, such as the death of a parent, or some intellect ual or spirtual appeal, striking out the latent soul, will make vivid and ear nest what was indistinct and uninterest ing. Like a stereosoopio picture before it is put in the Btereoscope, the life of man has no body or reality ; bnt when tbe boy awakens, as with the picture within the instrument, so with him. a solidity and naturalness will be acquired by the external world, and he wM feel what it is henoeforta to live and move amongst these grander forms. Many mistakes will he commit, false estimates wid he form cf proportion and perspective, the earnestness of his new conceptions will hurry him into ex travagances and generous errors ; bnt if there is truth in his nature, and noble ness in bis spirit, j tst viewa will be formed, and the day in which it is given him to wor will nua mm uo uuiuiuu ful of the responsibility which arisea from a knowledge of the coming night. Old Tlmea ainit !ridera. In tbe good old days, when the old guilds were in full swing, quality was as much - thonght of as cheapness is now, and woe be to him. or rather came to him, who played the sloven, or. worse still, the rogue. Those were days when shoddy was nndreamt of. and insoles were composed of leather and not rubbish, as is often the case nowadays. Time works wonders, hut wonders are not always to he looked upon as blessings. Time has made Ua'bet scarce and dear and time will make it still dearer. Time has broken down the good old rule of giving sound material and sound workmanship time, in fact, has play el a lot of tricks, or tanght the present generation to play them, that, if profitable, are cer taiuly not over creditable. Time has raised a wall of pride between masters snd men. and they no longer meet to gether to fix prices, but trust to look outs and strikes. It would be a strange thing if we were to go back to some thing like the old order of things to nonrta of arbitration and conciliation. This, in reality, is what these old guilds meant, and in Nottingham at least, if nowhere else, they prevail at this hour. Among other pranks which time has played may lie mentioned a dislike to productive industry. Everybody be lieves in a chandler's shop, or a shop of some kind. It is the buyers and sel lers who make the money now, not the honest toiler or the small manufactur ing tradesman. A linen draper, for in stance, often makes more by retailing boots and shoes than a master who has served bis time, is heir to generations of experience, and conscientiously ex erts mind and body for the comfort of bis customers. It is tbe same in America, at least with the American portion of the population. She his plenty of rv-li alluvial soil that onlv wants "tickling with the hoe to laugh through the harvest." bnt the American has a wholesome or rather an unwhole- , some fear ol all such labor bis ambi- tiou is to be a merchant, and, this be yond his reach, lie will turn peddler and sell Dutch clocks and wooden nut megs. As we have pointed out in pre vious numbers, this rage for exchange is all very well for tboe engaged in it, but tbe multiplying of shops increas- in8 tlje total amount of rent, service. Six, necessitates higher prices, and so inn eases the cost to tbe customer. Oat of curiositv, we once took a stroll down the Strand at 11 o'clock in the morning. Our object was to ennnt the customers in each shop. Judge our surprise when we found tbey did not average one each. The conclusion we arrived at, a i v!rv no donbt iu the eves .ii i . 1 1 . i iiii sown iier.soii. was tuub oue-nau me , ',f fc , .. f .. , , . . , . , 4 the Strand at less thau fifty per cent. . , ... J ., . over cost of production, or, rather, that ! . , , . , J. . " 'tt : ,s t? Li,! ! 1J w PaT' ,Tbf lJI,,ole 1 thing is a perfect farce, and a libel on " 1 , ' , . ,. the common sense of the nmeteentn . . . , . , .. J , . ' ., r . . , it. Wdtr tint tli4rA am thinffl wlli.h competition cannot render cheap. For instance, houses in London are a mo- . . ' , - . ri 1 1 rxrv . v mm iinmii 1 1 1 r-n . " i ing rent, mcreases them. Those oc- : :. 1-4 .1 4 4 i c""7"18 ,I,em del"re Be,1 bnt tnP , C4luot BtU at . t,,erefore the price I charged to customers is calculated np- on tm cost 0f conducting business and - 1 ? 1 4 . i ll 1 necessarily uign. a irunerer iu j 'u- vui warden 10m us oniy last wee a mat the profits on most things sold in the Uraud Hew are positively enormons. , . ,. . ,11 aud so are those, too, that are sold on " . . . . afreet barrows. What think VOU of 1 " 4 r - . ... nt- c".nt-? Cent" r ? hu' ? Pt:;"VCZer But X. is ! Kr"w,'r tbe con:nme'-.litf J'! n : "? "amerl, th'n8? JuJ ? ,befuren Ul..m I hnJs ot t.he m, i h J.tiv; I uo " tLat 'H6 ??rP ti i pUnaad favor, when their promoter. h.v i4rnt to iio mi tins lor xwo-anu- a-half over the cost price ? Instead of the distributor being a servant of the manufacturer, he is his master. Ana why ? because he belongs to a class that is individually richer. We do not all 11 le to tho mere shop keeper, but to the wholesale trader, who directly in tervenes lie'ween the manufacturer and lower middle man. What has this to do with boots and shoes ? A ileal. It is the system that, by means ot pnff .-ry and slop manufac ture, has stamped out thousands of country masters, and that will stamp them out entirely. London St. Crit pin. C'hararler. From the cradle to the grave the character of an individual, like his ImmIv. i.s undergoing constant change". It giows, it developcs, it matures, it ripens, until the frost of death gives it the fixed lies of marble; then as tbe tree fulls so it shall lie. Character, like stature.trmperament, temh-iH-v, i.s to 11 great extent inherited. lireiits"oiitliiie their children In-fore their birth.aud herein is a thought that should give many a parent food lor relict-lion. Great as is the influence of various circumstances in molding character tbe influence of one own will may lie equally potent. "Thought and afflic tion, passion, hell itself, she turns to favor and to pix-ttiness," Laertes of Ophelia when her reason was "like sweet W-lIs jangled, and out of tune." Even thus may the strong will compel poverty, disaster, liereavemciit, no less than prosperity and happiness, to be come the miuistersof grace and Dorfect ness to the aspiiiug, resolute patient soul. The comer stone of all noble charac ter is truth, and as the virtues ever go hand iu hand, with this will naturally lie associated purity, justice, integrity, reverence. Therefore, the first en deavor of tbe parent should lie to quii-keti iu his child's heart the love of truth, the hatred of falsehood. The first elibit of him who would turu away from evil and love good is to cul tivate in himself perfect sincerity and utter truthfulness. With this as a foundation there is no limit to the pos sible growth of the human soul toward absolute virtue and perfectness. Just as the tendencies in the body of disease and deformity may be modi fied, aud sometimes erailicateu uy a severe and skillful regimen, so many fault iu character may be purged anil smoothed away; flaws may lie itolished out and virtues incorporated, if, while it is pliant, the liirbt steps are taken to make it symmetrical and well rounded. A stngie element of weakness or of vice mav taint the entire character. For awhile it may seem firm and sound, but as a little leaven leaveneth the whole lump, so the outgrowth of one virions thought may gradually under mine the strongest principle and blast the labors of a lifetime, it is not safe n l..i-4 nn im-li of worm v timber in the stoutest ship; it is not safe to bar- I, .1.. 1 . -l.A n ..... 11 .. . alAmPtll lr III me ueiin iuo muai ........ that is not wholly virtuous; for when the fiery blasts of temptation try the soul, if stubble ia found therein, it will surely be consumed and leave behind it a blackened, gaping chasm. - Down deep in the inner man, where no eye butOnd can see, and only the consciousness of the individual ran penetrate should lie laid away against the day of trial solid liars and bullion of gold, so that the "promise to pay" rau all be made good, dollar for dollar. We want no inflation here; here not even "the best cnrreticy iu the world" will answer the purpose. The image of our virtue must be stamped in cur rent gold. Not by accident or chance does the choicest fruit mature upon our trees. How carefully we prune them; Mow closely we watch to destrnv their ene mies; how skillfully we cultivate them, and how we rejoice when success crowns onr labor ! Not by accident or change did Charles Sumner become the noble man he was. How diligently did he cultivate art. literature, and the virtues that made for him the spotless character he wears so proudly ana will wear forever. Our laliorsof aspiration and conquest must last until the breath leaves the IhhIv. It ia never safe to rest upon our oars until we are anchored in the har bor. Life is full of adverse currents that even when we are almost ashore may drift us away -from the desired haven. A youth devoted to thecnltivation of essential virtue, a middle life spent in the exercise of whatever is ennobling and lieiielicciit, an old age showing the ripe trim of integrity and honor what higher aspiration ran a human beiug have than to realize these in succes sion. 1 he life which is lived rightly has made provision for the life that is to come, for immortality Tbe .tpotheeary'a Oath. The Sfutlcnt and Surgical Reporter has unearthed a singular bit of med ieval cursing architecture, bavs that journal : Who is tbe guardian saint of tbe apothecaries we do not know, bnt somebody has disinterred an ancient oath, which formerly had to be taken by every French pharmaceutist. It runs thus : "I take to witness, before all, God, the Creator of the universe, in three persons, that daring the whole of my life 1 will observe that which follows: "I will live and die in the Christian faith. I will honor my parents. I will honor the physicians and masters under whom I have studied. I will never say anything that shall be injurious to the seniors of our order to others. I will adorn with my beet the dignity of my art, and I wtll not reveal its secrets. I will d nothing imprudently nor through hope of gain. In acute sick ness I will not give purgatives without the order of the physician. I will keep the secrets of the patients. I wi!l ad minister no poison, neither will I allow it to be administered, even to my ene mies. I will not alter prescriptions of physicians. I will neversubstitn'e one remedy for another witbont their know ledge. I will discourage tbe fatal prac tice of empirics. I will refuse to no person my legitimate assistance. 1 will not keep in my pharmacy stale or badly prepared medicaments. In mak ing and observing these rnles.may God assist me. Auim noil tl ! That is not such an antiquated oath bnt that wo should like to see it revived aad respected. The Peril or 1'racllraJ Joker. A respectable person, says the Pall Mall Gazette, was arrested the other day in Pans on tbe charge of picking a pocket under circumstances which must command the sympathy of the most rigid moralist. He was returning home from a social gathering when tbe natu ral convulsion to which Lord Dandreary used to be so sadject overtook him, and be sneezed in tbe most uncompromising manner. This usually satisfactory op eration is not, however, entirely so to a civilized person unless he can command the assistance of a po?ket handkerchief. The subject of this crisis, therefore, felt wildlv in his pockets fortbedesired arti cle, bnt his faithful companion had dis appeared. Suddenly au emotion of joy, such as that with which a shipwrecked sailor espies a distant sail, lighted up bis tearful eye. lie saw depending irom the iocket of a friend walking a few paces in advance of him a red silk hand kerchief, large, soft and lustrous. a few seconds more and he had bui ie 1 bis still auivering and wasteful nose in those delicious folds, when the hand of a police agent was laid on his shoulder, and the owner of the handkerchief turn ed round, revealing the countenance of a complete stranger, lhe pickpocket malgrclui was about to be led off to the station, when certain papers found on his person established his respectability so conclusively that he was suffered to go home, duly provided with a pocket handkerchief obligingly lent him by a police officer. Where it all cornea from. a OT.-tsr nn "liair" SATS : "Though the day for tbe best bargains has gone. it is still not uncommon 10 ooiaiu a lnm from a Breton peasant for a gaudy cotton handkerchief or a twenty sous pair of earrings. Tying his horse to a spreading tree, tne iiair monger, armed with a formidable pair of scissors, soon attracts a crowd of village maidens, who. sfter a little hag gling, submit to be sheared like so mrw .tioAiv After dexterously and gracefully clipping tbe locks, he de posits them, neatly iieo, in uis uasaet, and Jeannie is liberated, to be greeted itk knnii ami lanehter from bet companions, for so well has the work been done that ner neaa nas tue appear ance of being shaved. Nowhere but in Rrittnnv will the trirls submit to this wholesale cropping, insisting upon pre serving a lew tnin locas, at ieas, 01 nature's fairest gift. In that province, hnnr whore the enstom is for women to wear hideous, close-fitting caps, bair which would be the glory 01 American ladies is useless and it ia there that tbe bair merchant reaps bis richest har vest." An Enormons Cistern. The foundation is now being laid ol the new Palace Hotel for the biggest cis- . .1., n,l.l ThoM am nnward of a hundred men engaged in laying li.. hn.tL.mnM man miiiiuu 111 nnmK4 Tha fnnndation ia laid in a cement, and the engineer in charge says it will be one of the finest pieces of engineering on the continent. "How much water will 11 noiu r avaeu a Chronicle reporter recently of Warren Leland, who was watching the men at work. "Lemme see," said Warren, t.kinir a aimrt atnb of a Dencil snd a pink enveb pe out of his pocket. "Sixty times 30.110; ougnt irom ougn you Mn't twin nnirht is onshtv ought and divide it by sine; four from seven is three, and add that to six and then we'll have it 6.300, 000. That's it. I guess. Yes. 6,300,000 gallons. Big cistern that?" ana Mr. Leland returned the atub of the pencil to his eapaaoaa pocket. Sua FrancUoo ChronicU. Deceit of Song Writer. BY TRB raT COSTarBCTOR. Ta was wba wrote " K m f. Sweet Qmt" 44 No, of course not. All his folks at borne say he dida't. Nobody who writes about anything ever had it, Tf a man is out of anything be immedi ately goes and writes about it. .o man writes so many "headings" as the man who is ont of his head. Certainly he didn't ever have any home. The man who wrote tbe "Old Arm Chair" never had an arm chair in all his life, lhe best he had was an old split-bottom chair without any back to it." The author of "Take Me Back to Switzerland" never was in Switzerland. The nearest he ever came to it was sit ting in the William Tell saloon eating Switzer kase kass why, that was the best he could do. "Mother, I've Come Home to Die," has not spoken to the old womsn for years, and wouldn't go near the house. Besides, he is of that class of spiritual ists who don't believe they will ever die. His health was never better. His mother is nothing bnt a mother-in-law, and sbo is dead, anyhow. There is snthor of "Old Odten Buck et, too. 1 here wasn fa Packet on the old farm, water being drawn with a tin pail and cistern pole. "If I Had But a Thousand a Year" stated privately to his friends that he would be content with half that sum, as he was doing chores for his board and three months' schooling in the Winter. The author of "Champagne Charley" never drank anything but It) cent whiskey. The man who wrote "Mary Had a Little Lamb" knew very well that it was nothing but a little lamb fry. "Shells of Ocean" is a bnmbng. The plaintive poet who represents himself as wandering, one Summer eve, with sea-beat thought, on a pensive shore, was raised in the interior of Pennsylva nia, and never was ten miles away from borne in all bis life. ''Gathered shells," did he? All the shells he ever gathered were some egg-shells back of his moth er's kitchen. "Hark I Hear the Angels Sing." spent all his evenings in a beer saloon. Angels, indeed I lhe man who wrote tue " Song of the Shirt" hadn't a shirt to his back, wear ing a wampus for the most part. ' Oft in the sully Aight nsed to get on a spree and make the stilly night bowl till daylight. doe author of "We jiet by Chance knew very well it was arranged before hand. He bad been weeka contriving it and she admired his coutrivanre. Tbe author or "I Know a Bonk," etc, did not know one where he could get his note discounted. The ouly check he ever held was a white check at a faro bank. He never held a red check in all his life. "What are the Wild Waves Saying ?" knew very well tbey were reproaching him for running away from Long Branch witbont paying los hotel bill. "Who will eare for M itber Now ?" Who, indeed ? You took tbe old wo man to tho poorhouse just before writ ing the song, and there is nobody but the poormaster to care for her now. "Hear Me, Xarma. was deaf and dumb. He couldn't make his pa hear, nor ma. "Mr Mother. Dear " used to thrash the old woman within an inch of her j life. Theanthorof "Rain on the Roof always slept in the basement, except when he slept ont. of doors. L-t Ma Kiss Him for His Mother got mad because his mother wouldn't have him, aud whipped her little boy within an inch of his life. "I Dreamt I Dwelt in Marble Halla" nsed to cheat at marbles when a boy. and his dream was a horrid nightmare. brought on by the remorse at the re collection of frandnlent marble bands. "I'm Saddest When I Sing" was tickled almost to death if invited to. "Happy Be Thy Dreams sold ben zine whisky, lou can fancy what kind of dreams were produced. The Ring finger. We have already noticed the niode of procedure adopted by bridegrooms 1 ,1 : 41 r . -.1. : in placing tue riiiif upon iiw immu lin ger of the left lutud. Though it was reached simultaneously with the con cluding "Amen." a far weightier reason prevailed with many of our forefath ers for selecting this finger te ltcar the matrimonial tokeu. "the linger on which the ring is to lie worn is the fourth linger of the left hand, next to the little linger; lierause by the re reived opinion of the learned and ex perienced, in ripping np and anatomiz ing ImmIics, there is a vein of blood. which passeth from the fourth linger to into tbe heart, called vena anioiis, Love's vein; aud so tbe wearing of tbe ring on that linger sigiiitieth that the love should not le vaiu or feigned, but that as they did give hand each to the other, so likewise they should give heart also, whereiinto mat vein ex tended." Swinburne's Treatise of Sinusal. This idea seems to have aiiseu in Egypt as early as the second century. Appian, an Alexandrian historian, says thar, in tne opinion 01 the anatomists of Kgypt, a rertain most delicate nerve" passed from the ring-finger to the iieart. But the sauncbest upholder of this theory was Lxviuu Lcuniius, a celebrated sage of Zealand, who lived in the sixteeuth century. In Ins metlirai practice ne had often taken advantage 01 tins con necting artery to restore fainting wo men to consciousness. "The small ar tery is stretched forth from the Iieart unto this finger, the monon wnerem . r II ...... ! you may perceive ruiieuuj io i . ntlcrt the heart in womeu by the touch of your forefinger. I nsed to raise such as are fallen mtoa swoon by pinching this joint, anil by rubbing the ling of gold with a little saffron; for. by this a restoring force that is in it passeth to the Iieart, and rcfresheth the fountain of life, unto which this linger is joined. Wherefore antiquity thought lit to com pa -s it about with gold." He also states that this finger was termed "niedicus," since, if any venom entered it, notice was given to the heart liefore it was too late to use an antidote. Tho gout, also, never afflicted this finger until the attack bail assumed a fatal character. This he had observen iu Gallia Belgica, the land par excellence of podagrbl suffer ers, no Belgian, however long bis ex perience of gout may have been, ever suffering in this linger till death wasi nigh at hand. f Canadian Monthly The wife of Bismarck, over sixty . . i , . r . t years ol age, yet irean ana ueautuui directs her household affairs, earriee at home a bnnch of keys ia her belt, and is nrond of tne many emoroiuereu oov- era and curtains, the work of her own j industrious hands. TnfT air, nri 4a itil n a an n flower plant ten feet high, and nearly four ! jet which have beoome the yogue in feet in diameter at tbe part where the Paris have restored prosperity to the leaves are largest. It now contains working classes of Venice who were in more than fifty fall blossoms, besides ! a state of great duitresa before the re number of promising buds. 1 wal of the taste for jet trimming. Yontlis' Column. Lit il a it t drops. Was thtt a dream I had, or was it somebkly's voice, that seemed to me like the rain drops talking. Now, perhaoa my little friends can tell, Yoa see, thera had been some show ers, and while I stood at my window looking ont, I could not help thinking how beautiful the drops of water locked as they bung glistening, like diamonds, from every branch and twig, and how tbey had fallen from heaven, drop b drop, instead of in great sheets of water each one coming to do good. It was a cool Autumn day ; yet the air was so fine I wanted to enjoy it. So, wrapping a shawl around me, and taking my knitting, I walked towards a grove in the rear of the bouse and seated myself in a rustic bower, with work in hand. This is the talk which I heard or thonght I heard perhaps while dreaming : I m tired of living ia this dark, chilly place." said a rain-drop, as it lay I in the hollow of a great leaf. "I dou t see why that big bush was put there, so aa to hide the sun from me ; aud I don't I , A ""arse, drawn by two horses fol see whv I was out here at alL I was!Iowe, b7 tew servant, was all the made to float abont in a cloud. I have not seen tbe sky these manv davs. It . a. .1 1 i 1 w. 1 ia getting awful cold too; I shall bei frozen to death, if I stay here much longer. O. if I were only np in that big tree ! This morning I heard some ladies pass, and one said. 'Oh. see how pretty the raindrops look, as they hang on the branches, iu the sunlight ! Tnen I said to myself, I could look bright and pretty too. if I were only ther. "1 don't eare abont looking bright and pretty." said a little drop, as it fell from a leaf into a tiny stream that was trickling down a rock. " HVre all got to help in a great work ; and each one must do something, if ever so little, and just as much as he possibly can." Patter, patter I I heard the sound of little footsteps tripping through the grove. Soon a little giil appeared, and I wondered if she bad beard tbe talk of the raindrops, for she sang, "Not mighty dWJ. mat np 13 tain or bapjjiirf tvl m. But I tlx u of kiutla It lueli axijr iliUU ui4 huw.' She sat down behind some bushes , snd then I could not see her plainly ; I but could hear her talking to herself. while arranging mosses ; for as she could not see me, she probably thonght hers. If unolmerved and unheard. "I n glad mother taught me that verse," she said, "and I'm glad Mrs. Somers gave me that orange. I'm glad "l ! too, that I thonght to give it to sick Kitty ; for she said, 'O, it s inst what ' I'v. lun lin(t-ifT fikr V anil I Ittit m.tlM I ......... ..... r,.- " . me feel so happy! And now, 1 pave some pretty mosses to take to ht r. She does so delight to see something greeu. And when 1 go there, mormugs, to comb her hair and sing a little song, she says, 'VVhat a comfort yon are to me, Nelly ! W hen she says such things I don't care if 1 don't live in a big1 bouse. Our dark lane looks bright ; noir. And tbe minister said something ; one day abont Jesus beiug the Sun of Righteousness, aud shining into sueh j dark homes, and making even the chil-1 dren feel his love. He said too, tuat he has put them here to do some good, and doing so makes them happy. Vet ' once, I ui-ed to grumble and wiah I were a rich little girl that COUld nave any- thing she wanted. . . . Thb rnsoraErid Dawpuop. V deli-1 rate child, pale aud prematurely wise, i was complamiug ou a hot morning that j the poor dewdrops had beeu too hastily ' snatched away, and not allowed to 1 glitter on tbe flowers like other bapp er j dewdrops that live the whole night ! through the morning onwards to noou- j day. "The sun, said the child, "has chased them away with his heat, or has swallowed them up iu his wrath." Soon after came rain aud a rainbow, where upon his father pointed upwards. "See," said he, "there stand the dew drops gloriously reset a glittering jewelry in tbe heavens ; and the clown ish foot tramples on them no more. By this, my child, thou are taught that what withers non earth blooms again in heaven." Thus the father spoke, and knew not he spoke prefiguring words ; for soon aft-.r, the delicate child, with the morning brightness of his early wisdom was exhaled, like a dew-drop, into heaven. Jtan I'a'il. IifcV. Joh Bbows. when a poor shepherd boy, conceived the idea of learning Latiu and Greek, and having procured a few old books, actually accomplished the task while tending his catile on the hills. Ou one occasiou he went to Edinburgh, plaided and barefoot, walked into a bookseller's store and asked for a Greek Testament, "What are yoa goiug to do with a Greek Testament ?" said the bookseller, "Read it," was the prompt reply. "Iliad it!" exclaimed the bookseller, with a smile : "ye may have it for nothing if ye'll read it." Taking the 1 book, he quietly read off a few verses j and gave the translation ; on which be was Lrmitted to carry Iff the Greek ! t i ,k ! Testament m triumph. j t, ,(Tr, . - 11 ! H0RSIABBP0WEKa.-"Wbat EJ reason. Auntie, inai 11 1 1 lenow taaes .0 norses, luey an tuiua no all thiuk he is straight to tbe bad ? What is there so abominable about them ?" "Nothing," said Miss "On the contrary, everything grand and spleu- did,-iu type, jou snow uorse. to check a Iran 1 which might iuciden powers ; meu are made to handle pow- in!l,rlH . mv father' mem- -ra .ml to nA ttiAm ? it is the verv - . - , . . . " j UiaUUCB. lUDUUtl UI 444.44 vj loves them. , them. Ouly he la terribly - D if he stops there,-playiug with taken m.l. . w-ll r .1a . iu. s ... -" i I SUCB. or drive m cuair wi.u vui.to; reins, as the little ones do, all his life.' Dids't Wast his E.sns Pcli-ed. Sir Humphrey Davy when a child was pale ( aud frail, but a witty little fellow j me raruita visitors .o u. ,. withal. At the age of six he was sent 1 to remit all punishments for slight to the grammar school, the master of ! military offences. In consequence of which was incompetent for his work. this rule, a distinguished F rench gen aud celeorated oulv for his severity to : eral was recent.y enabled to give bia tbe boys. L-.ttle Humphrey oiten had j 'roops a high opinion of his regard for ..h nniiuii -n.i A..-..-v bA went to discipline without incurring the re- school with a large plaster on each ear. . . , . J , "What does that mean?" asked the master, with his usual barbarity. The child looked np with an archly grave face, and said, "Piease, master. I put on the blasters to rreveut mortification. Idleness. It is a mistake to imagine that only tbe violent passions, such as ambition or love, can triumph over the rest. Idleness, languid as she is, often masters them all ; she, indeed, influ ences all onr designs and actions, an I j insensibly consumes and destroys both i B union and virtues. There is scarcely a fashionable ev tht doesn't do ffood to some one. i Thus tbe ornaments of white and black nneTios. For what port is a mau bound for du ring courtship? B tna.l to Havre, Aim high, but not so hih a not to be able to hit anything. Tbe person who will not help himself has no one bat himself to blame if others do nt help him, M h1- 1 wiv,s formerly took a stitoU io time ; now. with the aid of sewing machines, tiity take one iu no time. An escaped convict who wants employ ment advertises that he has had con siderable experience iu the "hide busi ness." The New Zealand gold fields during the three months ending June 30 pro duced about 21.5Sd ounces of gold, valued at 134,000. One of onr freshmen, lately, in giv ing the divisions of an oration, called the last "Perforation." "That is right." sail the professor, "'if yoa intend your oration u. h a hnr " ceremony attending the funeral of Bo- n in Anilm fvikthiliili1 1011 Anseim ttoiuseniid. me wea.in 01 a Danker is estimated at A female cs,arch.g;ler ia Xoleilo MTS that ,.vUe0 gh8 8aw the sll3srl4 of th)s9 SlJlilll anii tnen thori!;ht of the things her owa irf h , t(J w if , I wasa't for t!l9 cja,0ution of religion I .1., ,1:1 ... tni, h .. -u.,. , Tightly fitting dresses an 1 tha Sara toga wriggle are all the raga at the wa tering places. AicorJing to a Troy ltdy, who has let the secret out. the S.ratog.i wriggle is pro lit J by so tying tbe legs that tbey oau ouly be moved six or eight inches at a time. The shorter the tie, the more exqtiiaite the wriggie. Who wouldn't be a b.iohelor, when one saith this: "The number of per sous who take a warm iuterest in me is astonishing and troublesome. There are homes where, unless dissimulation be carried to the height of genius. I am i,T, . elnnmA wnest m l aiT.tion- utelv treated br trie oi l an 1 young. mistress aud maid." A young rcai was cnv'.ug a goose at a tiiuner-table oue i'y. wheu by an awkward move he kn ck -d it into the lap of a lady who was sitting opposite, in all the glory of a green satin dress. .- . -i ,T. Y- 1 1 msieau 01 snowing uis ver.iancy oj proiuse spoiogies aud a eonfused man- ner. he simply said : "I'll trouble yoa . . . . ! , . i 1 . K njias x iu iur.uu. of society furuish an example of self possessiou more sublime ? Not having been sufll -iently thrashed wheu a boy, U bert U. Johusoa now writes to bis mother: Hereit!i, my deir mother, 1 semi you some birch in Iwturu for the oilier I got when an urchin. Y u c ' now see, at your age. What tha difference is ; From that came a blue ridge. From the Bine Itidge caina this. Cayuga Like ia reported to yield bull-frogs weighing as mu as fifteen p-Jiiu is caeu ; urn urr is a mnpiDua that tbe statement emanated from a leal estate ageut in thit quarter, who wishes X attract F.-en?h emigrants to the district. Perhaps he heard the alory of the G-r.uia ventriloq iist who hrag that, wueu serving iu tlit late Franc o-frussian war, ha shot eleven Fi-euch sentries by squatting in the tall rushes and imitating the croak of a frog, and so decoying the:a within range. A San Francisco woman, whose hns- baud was in the habit of whipping her. read one dav the story of Samsou and Delilah. When next her consort was prone in sleep, she sheared him so completely that every spear of hair dis appeared from face and head. Bousing from his s'nmlier like a giant refreshed from luger, he speedily comprehended the situation, aud reached for her. S.ich a csressmg as she then received, she never dreamed of before. She did not even have the usral grip 0:1 him. Qe was fiue.l, and she d-clared her utter dislielief in those bible yarns. A singular fish is found in great nuni- bers iu the coast rivers of Alaska. It is about eiht inches long, transparent snd the fattest of all the finny tribe, This fat, however, has not the oily, rancid taste of other fUh. but is like fresh lard. When these fish are dried the Indiana often turn them to a novel snd practical account burn them in pl.ee of candles. They give a clear, brilliant light, and are not liable to be blown out by the wind. Mr. Manson, Superintendent at Fort Si mpson. aays that the tail should be lighted, instead of tbe bead, and each fish will barn about fifteen minutes, Thackeri7 publishes the fol- r . ..r. low,u w"u,u't to tu? Pat.l,e,: b recently come to my knowledge, by the kiuJnc of , fneuJ tbat ,ette- manuscripts are beiug freqnently of- tga,A ft, autopriplj. f my Some of w bich I have seen are v.nmsv lorceries. but thv were siiffieiently well executed to impose upon persons already familiar with my father's handwriting. May I therefore beg yoa to publish this letter, ia order -. . ' , r ...... ory ? 1 1 oue case. letter attributed to fM.B.nt frotn . magazine" article . - x,:, ,i ' i;n hi. him had been manufactured by copy- .- signature ; and I should much regret ,- m..i...,mmnilAl .Imiil,! that correspondence so compiled should be attributed to him. It is customary after a great revies ncb i as that whicu recenuy ueiigntea . ... ..r proach of unnatural harshness. He was walking through the ranks, praising tbe appearance of the men, whose bear ing was all tbat could be wished, when he came to a company of volunteers, among whom was his son. The young man stood motionless nnder arms till the general stopped before him. when he said, 'How is mamma ?" "What?" replied the general severely. "How is mamma?'" repeated the soldier. The general called the captain of the com pany: ' You will put that man under arrest for four days. He has spoken in tbe ranks." Tue inspection weut on, and, with the exception of this inci dent, the general foanJ only ground for approbation in the behavior of tbe troops. "I am much gratified," said he to the old oflloers, "you may convey this to tbe men. and." tnraing to the captain of volunteers, "add that I re mit all punishments." Thus discipline was preserved at little expense to the feelings of this very modern BruttU. i k K i - i "A i-1