T B. F. SCHWEIER, THE CONSTITUTION THE UNION AND THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAWS Editor and Proprietor. VOL. XXVIII. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENNA., JUNE 17, 1S74. NO. 24. : i r - I'oetry. wiasiso a xew dress. E.IBL HlLDASti DAIttHTEK. It was Eari Haitian daughter. She look'd across the water. AuJ long and loud laugh'd she; --The locks of six princesses Munt be nrr marriage fee. So her. bontiy boat, and bo, bonny boat! Who comes a-wooiug me !" It was Earl HaMau'a daughter, She walked along the sand; When she was aware of a kuight so fair. Come sailing to the land. His sails were all of velvet. Hit mast of beaten gold. And "bey, bouiiv boat, and ho. bouuv boat '. Who sailetli here so bold ?" "The lucks of live princesses I won beyond the sea; I whore their golden tretwea To fringe a cloak for thee. One handful yet is wanting. But one of all the tale. So. hey. bonny boat, and ho. banny boat ! Furl up thy velvet sail !" He leapt into the water. That rover young and bold; He gript Earl Haldan's daughter; He xhore her lot-ks of gold : tJo weep, go woe;i, proud maiden. The tale is full to-day. Jk hey, bouuy boat, and ho, bonny boat ! Sail westward, ho, and awav V rI isct'ilnny. tiiraraurrs I gal lint lliut. The history of English l-w contain few more startling judicial tragedies than that to which the statute? against u'.irler owsd snch hnmue amendment as to make the fiudiug and positive identification of th lxJy of the slaiu pt-rsou essential to the conviction of the murderer; aud as the same remarkable cie had a peculiar innr.il ami social insignificance for the young lovers of all times, who, in their passionate de votion to each other, are altogether too apt to disregard the fortunes of every body else in the world, it may be replied appropriately for modern reading. Upon the death of Mr. Guorge Per kins, a widower of considerable prop erty in London, it was fonnd that bis will appointed a brother of his, living near Epping Forest, the sole guardian of his only daughter, and directed that said guardian should inherit the whole fortune devised in case bis young ward should die either unmarried" or without children. Implicit confidence in bis brother, who was a middle aged bach c or of limited nieaus, had of course inspired the dying man to make such a will; but a number of family relatives pronounced the document an extraor dinary piece of servile fatuity and darkly hinted that harm would ensue from it. This feeling caused an aliena tion letween the occupants of the Ep ping Forest residence and the aforesaid prophets, and made the latter become the bitterest persecutors of the dead man's brother in the strange and tragic succeeding events which have been described as follows : Uncle and niece were both seen one day walking together in the forest, but the young lady suddenly disappeared, and the nncle declared that he had sought her as soon as he missed her, and knew not whither she had gone or what had besome of her. This account was considered improbable.anJ appear ances being clearly suspicions, be was arrested and taken before a magistrate. Other circumstances, hourly coming to light, rendered his position serious. A young gentleman in the neighborhood had been paying his addresses to Miss Perkins. It was stated, and gencially be lieved, that he had gone.a few days be fore she was missed, on a journey to the north, and that she had declared that she would marry him on his return. The ancle had repeatedly expressed his disapprobation of the match, and Miss Perkins had loudly reproached him with his nnkindness and abuse of his authority over her as his ward. A woman named Margaret Oukes was produced, who swore that about 11 o'clock on the day on whieh Miss Per kins was missed she was passing through the forest and heard the voice of a young lady earnestly expostulating with a gentleman. On drawing nearer the spot whence the sound came. Mar Caret Oaks testified that she heard the lady exclaim: "Don't kill me, nncle, don't kill me !" The woman was greatly terrified, and ran away from the spot As she was doing so she heard the re port of firearms. On this combination of circumstantial and positive evidence, coupled with the suspicion of interest, the uucle was tried, convicted of mur der, and almost immediately afterward according to the custom of those days was hanged. About ten days after the execution of the sentence npon the nucle, the niece reappeared, aud stranger still, showed by the history she related, that all the testimony given on the trial was strictly true. MihS Perkins said that, having resolved to elope with her lover, they hud given out that he had gone on a jonruey to the north, whereas he had merely waited near the t-kii ts of the ! f rest until the time appointed for the eloiement, w hich was the very day on which she disappeared. Her lover had horses ready saddled for them both.and two servants in attendance on horse back. While waiting wittt her nncle, he reproached her with her resolution to marry a man of w horn he disapproved, and, after some remonstances, she pas sionately exclaimed : ri "I have set my heart npon him. If I don't marry him it will be death to me; and don't kill me, nncle, don't kill me !" Just as she proclaimed those words she heard a gun fired, at which she started, aud she afterward saw a man come from among the trees with wood pigeon in his hand, which he had shot On ipproaching the spot appointed for a meeting with her lover, she formed a pretence to induce her nncle to go on before her. She then fled to the arms of her lover, who had been waiting for her. and they both mounted their horses tad immediately rode on. Instead, however, of going to the north, they retired to Windsor, and abont a week afterward went on tonr of pleasure to France. There they passed some months so happily that in those days, when newspapers were scarce, when there was no very regular postal com munication, and no telegraphs, they never heard of their nncle's sad fate until their return to England. In numerous letters to her family and friends, the Duchess of Edindurgh de scribes her life in England as one of perfect happiness. She speaks with great gratitude of the cordial friendly reception she has met with from all with whom she has come in contact the Queen, the royal family, and the court at large. "Such a beautiful new silk as Mrs. Leith has got," exclaimed Tom Vernon's " they were eating breakfast xhe loveliest shade of a lavender, and trimmed with lace that must have cost at least three dollars a yard. It's iust exquisite 1" "Of course," laughed Tom ; "I can foresee what all this enthnsiasm is leading to. My little household di vinity has an idea in her head that she wonld look well in lavender silk." "I did not ay anything of the kind." said Mrs. Vernon ; but Tom knew by the way she said it that he had guessed pretty near the truth. "And the way in which she got it makes it all the more enjoyable, she says," went on Mrs. Vernon. "Yon know Leith's always telling how easy it is to get the start of a woman in a joke, or anything of that kind. It seems Mrs. Leith got the start of him in some way, and he felt so cheap over it that he promised to get her the prettiest dress in town if she'd keep still in regard to it That's the way she earned her lavender silk." "Poor Leith 1" laughed Tom. "I don't pity him, though. He ought to be able to hold his own with a woman. I'd like to see a woman get the start of me !" "I'll tell yon what I'll do." said Mrs. Vernon, with a merry twinkle in her eye, and a view to business. IU agree to get the start of you in some way if you'll get me a lavender silk." "Agreed !" responded Tom. "But I'm afraid yon won't have your new dress very soon, my dear." "See if I don't" said Mrs. Vernon, wisely. "It isn't such a hard thing to get the start of you men as you think it is. We could do it any day if we cared to try." "Oh !" laughed Tom, giving her a kiss as he spoke, we are not conceited at all, are we ?" "Not the least," answered his pretty wife ; "you wait and see how the case stands by and by." "Well, I'll wait, answered Tom, rush ing round distractedly in search of his hat" "Where the dickens ? I hear the train coming, and I've only three minutes to get to the depot in. Oh, here it is ; good bye, Kitty, and remem ber, I predict that yon will lose your new silk dress," and with another kiss he was off. "Rather a poor show for comfort," thought Tom Vernon, two or three days after that, as he entered the crowded car, and looked about him for a vacant seat Every seat was occupied. The poor fellow thought he had got to make the best of it and take a standing ride homeward, when a yonng lady, at least he considered she was a young lady j from her style of dress, but couldn't be certain of anything, because her face was hidden under a brown veil, beckoned him toward her, aud offered him half her seat j Tom was always very snsceptible. The fair sex had Kept his heart in a continual flutter before he married. Kov, he felt sure that there wasn't a woman like Kitty in the world, and yet he couldn't overcome his susceptibility. A pair of bright eyes bewitched him for the time being. A smile from a pretty face was too much for him to resist I Therefore, when this veiled lady, offered him a seat beside her. Torn, with a face that was very expressive of the pleasure with which he accepted the offer, came forward and sat down, j wondering who it could be behind the brown veil. Some young lady who knew bim by sight, he was pretty sure, because there was something in the trim little figure that seemed rather familiar to him. The train started with a jerk, and the yonng lady was nearly twitched off the seat. Tom helped her to become settled, and in some way his hand got entangled with hers, and he didn't try to disen tangle it The young lady didn't seem to have any very serious objections to the situation, for she permitted Tom's fingers to cling to her own daintily gloved one under cover of her shawL Tom said something once or twice, but the lady didn't seem inclined to talk much. It was perhaps a half hour's ride from the city to the place where Tom got off. A half hour doesn't seem very long, but it was quite long enongh for Tom to get np a silent flirtation with his young lady companion. Once or twice he wondered what his wife would say if she knew all abont it But then it was just to pass away the time, and there wasn't any harm in it. Merely an inno cent amusement Jast before reaching the station where Tom lives, the train passed through a tunnel. Into this tonnel plunged the train on this memorable evening. The lamps had not been lighted in the car, aud of course everything was wrapped in mid night darkness. "May I have a kiss ?" whispered Tom, leaning toward the brown veil "J out one," he pleaded. There wasn't any reply in words, but Tom, whose arm had stolen about the silent young lady's waist felt a cunous tremble shake her. He didn't know but she was langhing at lain. . "Silence gives consent said Tom, and pulled away the brown veil and plumped a whopping kiss somewhere in i the vicinity of her ear. .... Just then the train dathed out ol the tunnel, and Tom hoped to see the face of his queer companion. Bat the brown veil was down. The train stopped, and Tom got np to get off. So did his companion. A cold shiver ran over him. What if the story should leap out ! He hurried out of the car. and looked around at the door, to find the brown veil close behind him. ' He made a plunge for the platform, bnt he couldn't escape his fate, lne brown veil followed him. "Who the dickens can it be ? thought Tom. "If it's any one who's going to stay here awhile, Kittie will be sure to hear of it, and I don't know how I could explain it to her satisfactorily. W omen are so particular." . . "Hello, Tom !" called out a fnend, coming np jast then. "J ast from the "'"Tea." said Tom, who was meditating a hasty retreat "Who . that woman n the brown veil. Bernard ? She came np on the train with me. That woman in the brown veil ? said Bernard, looking about among the crowd ; "I don't see any. Tom breathed freer. "I don't see her now. I didn t know who she was. bnt there was something kind of familiar in her appearance, 1 fancied. Good gracious I" Tom's last remark was DJ the appearance at his elbow of the iden tical lady in the brown veu. "i'dltte to walk home youWno objection,- she said, with a qneer little tremble in her voice, as if a laugh was not far back of it "With me !" cried Tom aghast "I that is" v 'Oh, it doesn't make any difference," laughed the lady, and Tom s eyes were something worth seeing when he heard that laugh. "Dear, dear! It's too good to keep ! Oh, Tom ! Don't yon know me?" Up went the brown veil, and there stood Kittie, her face perfectly con vulsed with merriment "I'll be shot if it isn't my wife !' cried Tom, looking as if he wanted to faint or do something equally divert ing. "Didn't know your own wife I" cried Bernard. "I declare, if that isn't the richest joke of the season. I say, Tom, I mnst tell the boys abont that Oh, I must real!,. "Just one." whispered Kittie to Tom, with her eyes full of mischief. "Silence gives consent". "Wouldn't yon like another one ?" "Tom's face was as red as the rose in Kittie's hat "Iyon'll keep still about that" "Yonll get me that lavender silk, finished Kitty. "Yes, I'll do it." cried Tom. "Just say it's a bargain." "And you'll never do so again? added Kittie. "Never, as sure as my name's Tom Vernon, said Tom silently. ' ell. on those terms, I agree to say nothing abont it, but it was so rich ! and Kittie couldn't help langhing till she cried. "Oh, Tom, to think of it !" Tom declares now that he knew who the lady in the brown veil was all the time, hut he can't make his wife be lieve it She got the laveuder silk, and the transaction bids fair to be a lucky one for her, because if she wants any thing she has only to say : "J ust one 1' and 'Silence gives consent 1" and Tom, looking decidedly sheepish, is sure to come to terms. The Itombardmeat of Bilbao. A correspondent of the London timr. who was in Bilbao immediately after the raising of the siege, says many of the inhabitants have pale, famine stricken looks, bnt the majority have suffered less than might have been ex pec ted, although their privations have been very severe. A room was shown to me in which many persons were huddled together, among them a women in child-bed. I heard another family which for seven weeks lived in a cellar sleeping in their clothes. Many have naturally suffered from want of light aud air ; food also was scarce and bad, and for the last five days there was no bread, and garbanzos and maize cakes were nsed as substitutes. Cats and rats are said to have been eaten commonly. Horseflesh was 4s. pound, veal 8s., one egg Is., a cabbage 3s, There was little wine, and that of bad quality. "The inhabitants deserve the highest credit for their resolute endurance. They declare they were prepared to hold out another month. Few lives have been lost ; less than thirty. Great pre caution was taken, doors and windows being fortified with sand bags and planks, and watchmen placed in towers to observe the besieging batteries and blow horns warning people to retire within doors whenever a gun was fired. The destruction of property, however, was terrible ; scarcely one house has es caped, the interior of many being de molished. One received forty-two shells, another twenty-five. Scarcely a whole pane of glass is to be seen anywhere. The Carlists bombarded thirty-nine days and threw C.OOOshella of old spheri cal pattern. In addition to the destruc tion inside the town, numerous houses were set on fire by a portion of the Bilbao Volunteers, who were angry with the occupants for sympathizing with the Carlists. Many farm Houses ronnd Bilbao are still in flames. Three bridges in Bilbao have also been destroyed by floods. The river is now clear, and the first steamer that arrived since the siege was loudly cheered by a large crowd. The Carlists left behind three spiked guns. Their precipitate retreat is said to be owing to four battalions refusing to fight, The Light Moot Fiavor-able to Beauty. Wincklemann relates that the young girls of Borne, after they have been promised in marriage, are seen by their lovers for the first time in public, in the rotunda of the Pantheon, because the light enters there by a single opening in the roof, and the light from above is most favorable to beauty. Women are the judges and from their decison there is no appeal. Man being the only one among living beings to whom the up right attitude is natural, it is fitting he should receive the light from above, as this enchances all the graces of the hu man figure, of which bight is the domi nant demension. The contrary is true of the scenes of nature. The moun tains, the hills, the trees, the rivers, the ravines and the other accidents of the landscape, lose a part of their character and their form when lighted perpen dicularly. Thus a field is never more interesting for a landscapist Mian when it is traversed obliquely, almost hori zontally, by the rays of the rising or setting snn. In a gallery whose open ings are made on the slope of the roof, statues produce the most agreeable ef fect and have the most dignity. A sheet of light extends itself over the breast enlarges it visibly, effaces the lower part of the ribs, lessens the projection of the abdomen ; but it is the hnman head above all which under the light from above reveals all its beauties. The eyebrows become more prominent the eyes more brilliant under the dark cavity hollowed by the arch of the brows, the cheek bones slightly raised, the nose simplified and lengthened, marked by a luminons line that sup ports the shadow thrown where the black of the nostrils is softened and lost Let the light come from below, all the beautiful order is overthrown. Ideal eeu The celebrated anatomist Professor Hyrtl, of the Vienna University, re cently opened one of his lectures to his class with the singular question: "Which is the uiost beautiful foot con sidered from the anatomical stand point f aud then said : "It is remark able that there can be so many diver gent opinions on this subject hile the sous of men look upon a small, slender and graceful foot (if a lady's foot) as an ideal one, the anatomist ut terly rejects it as beautiful, and only the large, long and broad foot is the ideal one in his eyes. Even the great est classical writers of antiquity Horace, Catullus and others who had great appreciation of feminine beauty, never mentioned, in the description of their beloved, their small feet The people belongingto the CelOc race have small feet, the Hindooa,especially,have such small feet and hands that they may be envied by many European The rreatest beauties of Europe the Italians have really long- and broau ieeu THE GEM OF THE BERKSHIRE HILLS. There is a sense in which, of course, every town has a history; but there are comparatively few towns, even in our most historic commonwealths, whose origin stands so directly connected with great movements of mind, and far reaching plans of men, in both hemis pheres, as that of the unpretending town of Williamstown, in Berkshire county, Massachusetts. In the museum of Bowdoin College, Maine.there may le seen a curious relic in the shape of a bell half imlediled in the stock of a tree. This bell belonged to a Jesuit chapel, built at Norridire wock, on the Keuuebec, by Father ltale, who was there as a French Mis sionary to the Indians certainly as early as 1UU3, and whose t-hapel was pillaged and burnt iu 1724 by a party of English, under the ln-lief that French and In dian hostilities airaiiist the New K in landers were stimulated and aided by this Jesuit priest. He himself was killed at the same time, several chiefs who endeavored to protect him sharing his fate; aud his body was disgracefully mutilated by those who hud shot him, but was afterwards tenderly buried by the Indians Itcneath the spot where he used to stand before the altar. The Is ll of the chattel in some way fell into the embrace of a growing tree, which preserved it till, iu our own time, the woodmen found it at their work, and sent it where it will be preserved till the end of time. The death of this last Catholic mis sionary in New England, and the con sequent almndoiimeiit of Indian mis sions, hud licen preceded anil was fol lowed by a I a lire emigration of the Indians, who had ls-cn under French influence, to Canada. They left their hunting grounds ou the Keneltee, the Andro.M'ogjrin and the C'oiiiiiiticiit.und sought new homes in the North aud West; but the remembrance of their former seats still remained; they were full of indignation against those whom they regarded as intruders; and it needed only a war l-tveen France anil Lus;laud to furnish them justification and employment iu predatory excur sions of their own against the frontier English settlements, or ill act in;; as guides, tlironh a region with which thev were lM-rfcctlvacquaiiited.to other and more distant Indians. Such a war was declared iu 1744. No sooner u as thisdecluratiou known iu the New World than the frontier settlements of Massachusetts were ex- IKised to incursions from Canada by lostile French aud Indians. Their favorite nut lis from the St. Lawrence were eitlier by Luke Champluin, up Wood aud litter creeks, across the highlands of Vermont dowu Wells and White rivers to the Connecticut, or by Ijike Keortre, across the earn ing place to the headwaters of the Hudson, and thence up the Hoosac and across the watershed now pierced by the Hoosac Tunnel (almost directly over which rnns the old Indian path) to the lh-cr- lield Kiver. Towards the settlement these routes converged, and the egress of the war-partii-s was pretty sure to e somen here between Jtrattlelxtro on the Connecticut aud the ba.se of Saddle Mountain, near the headwaters ol the Hoosac. : lu the very year in winch Hale was shot, and to cover the towns iu the vallcv of the Connecticut from the at tacks of the Indians, Fort Mummer had leen erected on the site of what is now Hrattlelioro'. and liecame the first Enjr- lish settlement within the limits ot the present State of Vermont, i In the first news of the declaration of war lietwccii France and Kii'-land. the provincial government of Massachusetts author ized the construction of a line of small forts from Fort iMiinmer to the valley of the Hoosac. at the foot of Saddle Mountain. These works were in what are now the towns ot liernnrilston. Heath. Howe, Coler.ime, and North Adams, and were, all built in the sum mer of 1744. under the superintendence of Kphraim Williams, after whom loth it-:n I n-:li: . .,..11 vi uuuiusiow ii ami iiiiains v oiu c are named. He commanded also, with the rank of captain, this line of de fenses, having his headquarters at Jrort Massachusetts, the westernmost aud principal of his works. Again aud aniin was this fort attacked by the r rench anil Indians; and lit August, 174)i. while Captain Williams was ab sent on a military expedition to Canada, it was captured after an obstinate de fence by a party of eiirht hundred men, and the garrison carried prisoners to I annua. Just two years atter.it was attacked again by three hundred and thirty French aud Indians, Captain Williams lieing present, but this time the assailants were driven off with loss. The peaceof Aix-la-Chapclle brought back his prisoners from Canada, and gave Captain Williams leisure to at tend to the wants of his companions iu arms aud to the interests of the Upper Hoosac. At his instance the General Court of Massachusetts appointed, iu jl74'J, a committee "to survey and lay out two townships on Hoosac Kiver, each of the contents of six miles square iu the U-st of the laud, and in as regu lar a form as may be, joining them to gether,nnd return a correct plat of said townships;and also to return the course and distance of said towns from Fort Massachusetts. The next year the west township, now Williuiustown, was laid out iu detail by another committee, who were directed "to grant us many lots as they should think proM-r to the soldiers of the garrison of Fort Massa chusetts." Williams himself received a graut of one huiidredand ninety acres iu the east tow uship.now North Adams, and thus became owner of the large meadow ou which the fort was built, aud on which is now growing, to mark the very site of the old fort a F'lorida elm tree planted a few years ago by one of the professors of Williams Col lege. The peace of Aix-la-Cliapelle was little more than a truce. The French were in undisputed possession of the great valleys of the St. Lawrence, the Ohio aud the Mississippi; they hud the friendship of the Indian triltes. except the Six Nations; their territory en closed, in thw form of an arc of a cir cle, all the English settlements; they were bound at least to maintain entire the possessions which they had.even if they had not determined to bring to gether the horns of their cresent and thus fliug the English into the sea. The great thoughts of the great men of the old world were directed to this great question of the new world. 1 he must prominent political problem of the middle of the hist century, which all statesmen were straining their minds to solve, was whether France or Eng land were to control the vast terri tories and resources of this continent In the meantime the colonists them selves became full of enthusiasm, over this practical question, and, before an other formal declaration of war was made between the two. countries, two expeditions against the two most im portant French forts bad set out with nigh hopes, one led by a British Major General, who had George Washington for one of his aids, against the fort at the forks of the Ohio; and the other commanded by Sir William Johnson, but consisting mainly of militia-men from New England. Both failed in their immediate object; but as the scenes of Braddock's defeat were the foundation of Washington's fame, so the fight at the head of Lake George, in which Ephraim Williams was killed, consecrated another name to nnending remembrance. For Williams, on his way to the battlefield as Colonel of a Massachusetts regiment which was made up in part from his old comrades at the fort, made his will at Allmny, and devised all his property to the founding of a free school in the west township on the Hoosac, provided that when the Itoundary lines were drawn between New York and Massachusetts the township should fall within the latter and should be called illiams- town. Both these conditions were met, and the free school lecame Williams College in lVJ-i, and the town has been proud of the geuial memory of its founder from that dav to this. The sword and the watch of Colonel Wil liams. both of them on his person when the fatal bullet struck him, now hang as memorials in the trustees' room of the college. The town is equally remarkable for the quiet Iteanty of its valley, and for the Itolduess and variety of the moun tain scenery about it. It is, indeed, as Kufus Choute once expressed it on the sMt, "surrounded bv an eternal poem of hills." "Baptized in the blood of its founder, and surrounded by an eternal mem of hills,"was the whole expression of that mngiciun-orator. Aside from the collcire. now approaching its cen tennial, whose reputation draws young men trom a very wide circle ot country, Williuiustown is liecoming more ami more noted as a place of summer re sort. Formerly, there was a great lack of suitable hotels for the accommoda tion of strangers, but this lack has now bceu abundantly supplied. Uurial Better than C'rcuiatio n Dr. P. H. Holland, a British Medical Inspector, writes in opposition to ere mation, to a London journal. He says : "it the advocates ol cremation con fined their efforts to trying to persuade those who prefer it to adopt the prac tice of cremation, I for one should not think it worth while to oppose them, being well assured that so very few wonld follow that advice that little practical inconvenience would result; though if, contrary to all reasonable expectation.tbe practice should become common or even frequent some very troublesome precaution would have to be taken to guard against the destruc tion of evidence of guilt or, what is as important, of innocence, in cases of suspected marder.especially by poison. S.ime of the advocates for cremation, however, not content with asserting that the dead might be burned without creating any nuisance, which I do not donbt is possible provided great care be taken and no cost spared,also assert what is quite untrue, that by no amount of reasonable care can the practice of burial be continued without great risk of injury and the certainty of danger; and one of them has even ventured to adduce, as proof, that well situated and well managed cemeteries are or mnst become pnblic nuisances, because, for sooth, overcrowded burial grounds were so when clost-ly snrronnded by dwellings, and in which the remains of the dead were constantly being dis turbed before decay was completed. As well might it be contended that be cause a dung heap in a close conrt is a dangerous and disgusting nuisance, therefore a cultivated garden, rendered fertile by the same sort of manure, must necessarily be a source of danger to all near it Many of the recently established cemeteries are in effect or namental gardens, mnch nsed as favor ite resorts for air and exercise by large numbers of persons who have no easy access to other such places, and it is simply incredible that they would be so nsed if they were, as has been rashly asserted, offensive and disagreeable. It is, of course, essential to safety that the situation for cemeteries should be well chosen, and that they should be very carefully managed; but to assert, as has been asserted, that when so situated and so managed they are causes of reasonable apprehension to all residing near them, is too absurd to be believed by any one but an enthu siastic advocate of cremation obliged to nse bad arguments, being short of good ones. "As the alleged economy of the pro posed change, the answer is very sim ple. The cost of raising to a white heat a chamber seven feet long and five feet in diameter, in which it is stated a corpse may be reduced to ashes in an honr, mnst be mnch more than for dig ging a grave, and as in most places cemeteries have been already provided which mnst bt paid for whether nsed or not the cost of the grave itself can but rarely be saved; but even if all cost of burial itself could be avoided, the ex pense of funerals would be but little reduced, unless, indeed, the people at large could be persuaded to forego all costly ceremony in the disposal of the dead. They are, indeed, gradually learning that undertakers' display is vulgar and tasteless, as well as waste ful, but its diminution would not ne cessarily be effected by the substitution of burning for burying, while it might be mnch diminished if provision were made, as it easily might be, for avoid ing fnneral processions from the dwell ings to the cemetery and confining the ceremony within the precinct of the cemetery itself. If the coffiu were con veyed previously to a place of reception at the cemetery, the funeral party might assemble there with as little trouble or cost as if they were going to church; by which plan the temptation to make funeral display would be removed with the opportunity of doing so. Of course, such a change in established custom can only be effected gradually; but, if once tried, its great convenience would insure its rapid adoption. One of its advantages would be that those living near the roads leading to cemeteries would not be annoyed by the sight of funerals now sometimes so frequent as io be a serions subject of complaint" A Manner. No man, however low down in the so cial scale, but has some redeeming quality. Our friend whogavethe chnrch members a well merited rebuke, ac knowledged the "corn" as to his failing, and took particular pains to show np theirs , They bail a parish in onr chnrch, writes a New England correspondent, and the great question of the salary of the pastor of Blank was np for discus sion. But the debate was like the han dle of a pitcher all on one side, nearly every one taking the ground that would be impossible to go beyond the present starvation point At length, to the sur prise of all, a poor old man who was never known to speak in meeting, rose, and holding on by the pew to steady himself, said : "Mr. Chairman, they call me a droll fellow, and so I am ; they oall me a drunkard, and so I am ; they call me a swearer, and it is true, and I'm ashamed of it ashamed of all ; bnt I ain't half so mnch ashamed of it as I am that I have to live i a town where the people are to stingy to give the minister a decent living. The ef fect of this short speech was very happy. It shamed the people into duty and decency, and the salary was increased by the unanimous vote of the congregation. The Paris papers announce the death of Baroness Michaela de 1 ontalba. native of New Orleans, and the late owner of princely estates in that city tne daughter ot Von Andres Aimenas- ter. the Spanish intendant of finances of the colony of Louisiana, who founded the cathedral in New Orleans and sev eral charitable and religions institn tions, and who died, leaving his daugh ter the wealthiest then this side of the Atlantic. In those days, and indeed long after ward, the fair demoiselles of the colony finished their education at the convent and made their debut in society and the fashionable world at a very early age. And, indeed, marrying at fourteen and fifteen years of age was no rare thing for them to do. As Mile. Almenaster was married in 1S12, at the age of nine teen, to her cousin, the Baron de Pon talba, it was some time ere that date when she reigned a belle in the parlors of the old Creole aristocracy, and where she met the celebrated John JleDon ongh, the New Orleans millionaire. Of marvelous beauty, and an heiress, the young merchant fell an easy victim to her charms, and his subsequent lonely life and asceticism were attributable to the early and crushing disappointment 01 nis love. Yonng McDonongh. from the cul tared society of Baltimore, obtained an easy enlre in the privileged circles of the southern capital, where his gay and dashing habits and luxurious living soon made him a noted personage. It was not long however before the bewildering Spanish beauty led him captive. He proposed marriage, bnt the answer he received was as decisive as it was mor tifying. He was not rich enough to marry tne heiress ol JJon Andres Al menaster. In his bitter anger McDononch vowed he wonld live and work until he was richer than all the Almenasters and Pontalbas put together. He kept his word. A recluse from the moment of his rejection, the energies of his pow erful mind and indomitable will were absorbed in money-getting. He accu mulated eight millions of dollars, and died in a lonely house, opposite New Orleans, with only servants for attend ants, a comparative stranger in the city where he had lived all his life, and of whose property he was so largely the owner. In his death-hour he talked incohe rently of his early disappointment and desired that a small painting on ivory, supposed to be a likeness of his early charmer, be bnried with him. It was done, and so failed from the world his romance and his life. lftmu aid Home. Woman i. r.t civilized woman may be defined as a housekeeping animal. The girl of three summers busying her self with the cares of an automaton family dressing, undressing, and re dressing her doll-children, making her baby-house beds, arranging her minia ture chairs and tables, setting out her mimic tea-set, boiling her dwarf tea kettle, and regulating the general econ omy of her Lilliputian household is ODly a type of the dignified matron who shall one day unless nature is cheated of her true vocation preside in a home of her own, governing with a gentle sway, and diffusing around her that quiet felicity which more than compen sates for the loss of Eden. Heaven did not intend women to be the inmates of boarding-houses. They are out of their element in all such abiding-places. There are erratic ex ceptions to the general rule, but the true sphere of really womanly woman is her own home her true "mission" to make her husband and her children happy. Her heart more than her head, "marshals her the way she should go." Her affections, her wifely and motherly love, instructs her intellect, sharpens her perceptions, and gives force, en ergy and precision to her plans and purposes. Such a woman prateth not of her sex's rights mourneth not over its wrongs. She attends no conven tions, covets not the double-barrelled garment demands not a scat on the bench, a post in the State, or a vote through the ballot-box. Content with the position assigned to woman by the Almighty at the creation, and which the prophets, patriarchs, apostles, and the Saviour himself, have declared to be most meet and seemly for the "weaker vessel," the good wife never attempts to overstep the limits of her appropriate sphere, but makes that sphere a charmed circle, within which the husband and father is disburdened of his business cares, and enjoys a full ness of placid happiness which the out side world can neither give nor take away. Fortunate is he who hath such a woman to wife; for she shall not only smooth the roughness of his earthly journey, but lead him gently by the hand toward heaven. Poznarions Pilgrim. At the "holy place" at Bethlehem (says the t'olttane Uazcttc of May 3, quoting from the Acne Freie J'renst ) the Christian pilgrims nave caused a violent fray. According to a ens torn introduced some years ago the Latin Convent formed in spring a religious excursion to the Jordan, in which the pilgrims who have arrived from Europe are accustomed to take part. On their return they attend generally a Te Deum in the Grotto of the Nativity. On the 8th ultimo the multitude of pilgrims, which this time was particularly nu merous, returned from the Jordan to Bethlehem and wanted to enter with with flying banners and in a great pro cession to the Grotto through the so called "Iron Gate." The Turkish mili tary in charge of the Temple at Beth lehem, in order to keep the Christians of the different confessions from break ing their necks against one another, ex plained to the leader that the Latin clergy had, it is true, the right of pas sage through this gate, but that under present relations they mnst take their way through the portal of the Latin Convent which leads into the chnrch itself. Thereupon the mass of pilgrims fell npon the troops, struck the officers, and maltreated the soldiers. When the District Superintendent appeared and was about to interfere he did not come off much better. A Scho-I for all. When I look npon the tombs of the f;at, every emotion of envy dies ; when read the epitaphs of the beautiful, everyinordinate desire forsakes mejwhen I meet with the grief of parents upon a tombstone, my heart melts with com passion ; when I see tne tombs of the parents themselves, I reflect how vain it is to grieve for those whom we must quickly follow ; when I see kings lying beside those who deposed them, when 1 behold rival wits placed aide by side, or the holy men who divided the world with tbeir contests and disputes, i re flect with sorrow and astonishment on the frivolous competitions, factions, and debates of mankind. Youths' Column. A swIh Baby's Lallaby. Slepp, bit imTunjt ! Clrwe thine ryea In una t AY-iim partdwe ! S. above 'the, pile of snow, brvatbe Ih- cover's Moom below ; W'hfn 1 m Mav-time. ChiUlm'a piav-tini. Strong' aud ruddy, oow UiJ grow ! I will hnld thee, aoft tod trw. Aa the Maj-beU hold toe dew ; - See. above Uiee awallowa fly ; Hear the wimpUng brootM aih ; When 1 is May4ime, Cblldreu'a play-tune. That' their beaa tune, ao any I. To my heart, O. ranirele near ; That aball bring al-i' aug-1 Here. He will wafi ftky-dream to tnee. Lull thee, like the hmuUwlm ; Sweetly aiuging, Softly wuiKmK. Cooling tne uin mj knee. Soi thoa rhnttest np thine eyes. Vtiuir off to eai 1 a ill bear thee soft away. rauim Aua in quiet ebamoer lay ; Wurn 1 i. May-time. Children's play-time. That's the best tune ; aleep away A K.vioirr of thk Leoion o Honor. He was a quiet, awkward fellow, and when be hrst came into Deacon Brer s drug-store the other clerks set npon him for a "greeny," and played all manner of sly tricks upon him. They nad to be careful, tnougn, for tne dea con was a good friend to Sam ; he nsed to know his mother when they were botn children, and went to school cross lots, down at Cherry Valley. Sam was a "greeny," to look at. His clothes were homespun, with a kind of country cut ; and he had a slow way with him, as if his thoughts were always wool gathering.' He brushed np a little, after a while. and looked more like other folks : but tho boys kept np their jokes, because they'd got in the way of it ; though, bless you ! Sam did n't mind 'em, any more 'n so many flies ! He kept steady about his business : and. whenever he had a snare minute, he would pull a ragged old book out of one of his coffee-sacks of pockets, and yon might fire a torpedo under his nose and never start him. v The deacon's store was iust over the bridge by the cotton factory. Most of the hands traded there, more or less ; and it was curious to see, that, while the other clerks never troubled them selves to remember the names of any but the forman, Sam knew every fellow by name in three weeks, even to old J lien hpafford. who never could lot hard cider alone, and got discharged and taken on again about once a month. One day, I remember it was October and the trees below the mill were color ing splendidly I'd been into the store after some little notion for my wife, and stopped by the door to see what the school-children were in snch an nproar over. Sam came and stood by me. He was the only one in the store ; nearly every one on the street had gone to dinner, for we are old-fashioned folks at Warrentown, and eat onr dinners at noon, which is the sensible time for dinner, I take it. Well, what should we see bnt the whole troop of those little savages tear ing down the street after uncle Ben's Joe a poor little half-starved fellow. that never had seemed quite right in his head since he had the scarlet fever. I do n't think they meant to hurt him. It was just a little rough fun. set on by that ngly, savage streak, that seems to be at the bottom r.t so many boys' na tures, alter all. But Joe was as frightened as if a horde of wild Indians were after him. He ran past the door before we could stop him, screaming, and looking right and left, like some hunted animal. Half the factory hands were at the windows for the mill was stopped some of them laughing and cheering the boys, when, quick as a flash, Joe darted upon a narrow plank that lay across the mill race. Whether it was fright at the swift running water that turned him dizzy, or whether he had a fit, as he sometimes did, nobody can say ; but the little fellow staggered, and threw np his arms, and, in an instant, I was alone at the shop-door. In fact, I am sure Sam mnst have foreseen what was likely to happen, and started as soon as Joe turued towards the race. At any rate, there he was, lying flat npon the edge of the flume, one arm around a post, and his cool gray eyes fixed upon the water. An instant more and he made a plnnge forward, and brought up little Joe by the hair of his head. It was as much as he could manage, bnt he had him ont before I could reach him. How the women cheered and waved their handkerchiefs, and how the men rushed ont after him, as he carried little Joe, in his deliberate fashion, up to the store, where the frightened school-boys were waiting, with pale faces, to see what had come of their cruel fun. "Coward .'" was all he said, as he walked past them, but it came out with a sting that made them tremble. "Can you swim, Sam ?" I asked, as we two worked over little Joe, and brought the color back to his white face. "No, sir," said Sam, "I'm sorry to say I ean't." 'What if he had pulled yon in? I thought for a while he would." "I do'nt know t" said Sam simply ; "pe:haMi you would have saved ns both, Mr. North. But at any rate, there was no time to measure chances, you know." "Good stock I good, brave stock I" said the deacon, nodding his head, and flourishing his bandana, as we talked it over. "He comes of the old Scotch Covenanters. Why, bless yon 1 I've seen his mother, wnen she was no higher than this counter, charge npon a couple of little wretches to rescue a sick kitten they were tormenting ; aud Sam, why, I do n't mind telling you, though it 's a secret, but he 's wearing his old clothes and scrimping every way, to help his youuger brother take drawing-lessons of the best teachers, because, you see, the little fellow is a genius, while Sam is only a good-natnred, plodding fel low." But I can tell yon, as I told the deacon, I call Sams something better than a genius. 1 call him a knight of the Legion of Honor ? Thk Rope. Two young, rigged boys whose names were Guy and J tck, found an old rope lving in the ro td, over the possession of which they disputed long and loud. Ony snatched oue end and Jack the other, and both pulled with all their force to get it. Suddenly the rope broke and both fell backward down into the mud, presenting a pitiable appearance. A passer-by said to them, at this very moment. "Behold what happens to qnarrellers I Eor the most worthless trifle they become angry at each other ; and what then results? They cover themselves with ridicule and shame before the eyes of everybody, just as you now stand before me covered with mad and dirt." "Study to keep the peace ; for discord always brings evil in its train. aru-ties. Why is a sword like beer ? Bdcau it is of no nse till it is drawn. Richard Grant White is said to be the tallest writer in America. What length ought a lady's petticoat to be ? A little above the feet. I had rather have newspapers with out government than a goverment with out newspapers. Jtfftnon. It is a remarkable peculiarity with debts that their expanding power con tinues to increase as vou contract them. Chicago dogs are great epicures. They won't eat beef when they can get live babies. This fastidiousness seri ously affects the growth of population. Skepticism has never founded em pires, established principalities, or changed the world's heart. The great doers in history have always been men of faith. They who in their age approve of the career of tbeir youth, have generally had the wisdom of age in their youth, and have generally the vivacity of youth in their age. Quiet confidence in God is the only way to obtain deliverance fromdarkneas. They who in times of distress forsake the mercy-seat, and rely on their own devices must "lie down in sorrow." A will is registered in Waynesbnrg, Pennsylvania, which contains the fol lowing remarkable clause : "I also give to my beloved wifo one red cow. one three-year-old colt, and the remainder of the kitchen and household furniture." A Cincinnati seamstress uses a gray squirrel as a motive power for running her machine, and well he docs his work, not only sewing straight seams, but hemming and gathering a rattle as neatly a could De done by numan bands. Pasigraphy, a method of writing re cently adopted in some parts of Europe, is abont to be introduced into this country. Instead of words figures are nsed m this svstem. Thns: 2.sJ7. 3iV, 7lW, 24IM, l.--,, isa-,, 1112, 7r, 17-2H, 5.11, 1153, 7i, 4itt, 3-Mi, 2ol. U. lranslated into iazlish. this reads: "Dear Sir: When you call here. I have some small books for vou. Yours trnly, Samnel Birch." Ladies who imagine themselves mnr- trys to tyrannical husbands should pity their sisters in India. Among other restrictions, the Hindoo Bible forbids a woman to see dancing, hear music, wear jewels, blacken her eyes, eat dainty food, sit at a window, or view herself iu a mirror dnring the absence of her hus band ; and it allows him to divorce her if she injures his property, scolds him. quarrels with another woman (think of tnat !) or presumes to eat before he has finished his meal. The smallest and oldest State in Europe is San Mario, a Republic iu Northeastern, Italy. Its area is twenty fonr square miles, but little more thau double that of the District of Columbia. Its population is about 10,(. It was settled in 4t7J by Marinns, a Delmatinn hermit, who established a community whose independence has remained uu distnrbed through all subseqnen changes in Europe. It is snrronnded by former provinces of the Pope, and its insigni ficance has hitherto shielded it from all aggressions. Popes and dukes, French viceroys and Austrian niarshalls have alke respected its integrity. European florists force plants for com mercial purposes much more than ours do. Last year there were mtny mora thousands of the lily-of the- valley forced than the year before. With the Freuch gardeners mnch attention is given to forcing the lilac. Houses are also bnilt without glass, as the forcing is done in the dark in order that the flowers may be white. Plants thus forced are a long while in recovering, and in gardens, where space is valuable, it will hardly pay to try to resuscitate them. Hence garden plants that are forced into bloom for sale in the market, and by peddlars, are nearly useless to the purchasers until they have grown a year. Some Local Floods Not Soon to be Forgotten. Some of our readers will be reminded by the Leeds reservoir calamity of the breakimr away of the railroad embankment at North Benning ton, some twenty years ago, by which a considerable portion of the viilitge wait flooded, several houses carried away and many lives greatly endangered, and some, we believe, lost. Itiere was a terrible panie in the village for several hours. Of course, it did not begin to reach the magnitude of the Leed disaster, bnt we are assured it was suffi ciently appalling. And so too was it when five or six years ago, in the time of a freshet the reservoir on the moun tains several miles above Bennington burst and the flood came tearing through the village, undermining many houses and destroying several Uvea. The elephant at the Zoological Gardens, Dublin, innocently got his keeper into trouble recently. Staff Sur geon Lnckle, who had been in the Ashantee war, dropped in the gardens a ring, taken among the African spoils. The elephant saw the ring drop, put forth his trunk, and picked it np. Being in the habit of giving to his keeper coins and "other indigestible presents made to him by admiring spectators, he gave the ring to his keeper. So far the keeper was safe the elephant was the unconscious thief. But the whole trans action was seen by others ; and the keeper being taxed with having the ring in his possession, said he knew nothing about it. He was then observed to throw something away, which was found to be the ring. He was fined twenty shillings. The elephant appropriated other people's good. The keeper was tne receiver. An audacious trick, says the Court Journal, was lately played by a "sneak to lei at a ljondon club, lie entered the hall without attracting the notice ot the porter, and proceeded to empty the pockets of the great-coats he fonnd ranged in a corridor. While selecting a few of the best, he was interrupted by a member, who, in astonishment, asked him what he was doing. "Oh, this is my regular bnsiness," he said. 'I am employed to clean the gentle men's coats in several clubs. I take all the grease ont of their collars." "In deed," said the gentleman, interested, thinking he had got hold of one he could turn to account. "How long do you take? "Why, I will be back with these in an hour." "If so, you may as well take mine," said the master, adding his coat to the heap, and escorting the "sneak thief" past the porter. "What great conveniences you have in London!' remarked this country gentleman to a rtoud of his friends. "I have iust given my eoat to a man I fonnd in the corridor, who cleans coats for the club." "To whom do you say ? cried two or three. "The man I fonnd carrying the coats ont. Wait I have his card. Bnt the knowing ones did not wait ; they harried ont to find the pockets of some great-coats empty, and other coats altogether gone.