THE HONESDALE CITIZEN : THURSDAY MORNING, JULY 23, 1908, WASHINGTON LETTER (pedal Oorreepoooeoo. Tha Moaletp! TubCTcn1oI boapMal, ffonrtntli and Yaraom streets, north west, on Instltntlod which la regarded a the best cqalpped of IK kind In th country, m recently opened tar pa tlent. Tho atrnctnr U of brick and 1 four tort?. It I limited in the center of a thlrtr-fire acra tract, high and bealthrnt, and U aet oS with tree, Bbrobber and garden. It baa accom tnodaUona for 130 patient, who will bt from the Indigent cl. FortT pa tient are tinder treatment at th In motion. Arranaemtnt ef Hospital. Dr. George VI. Kobar, who haa don more than any one elae for four year pant to make the hospital a reality, ancceeded In working out ono of the moat difficult problema connected with the hospital bow to pro'Ua open air .warda. The fourth floor ft the wing la left open on each aide for outdoor patients, while the bath and Arming noma are on the upper part of the central tower. The warda are high above the ground, and the? will get plenty of fresh air and be free from dampness. On the first floor are the dispensary, diet kitchen, examination room, dark room for X ray work, linen closets. Isolation room for serious cases, nurses' rooms, balba, two large wards and sun parlors. The third floor baa dress ing rooms for the open air wards, four small open air wards protected on the north by windows. In the basement are storerooms, scullery, cold storage plant, kitchen, beating plant, coal bins, rooms for the disinfection of clothing and bedding and dining rooms. New Fire Headquarter. The Ore alarm headquarters of the District of Columbia, which for a num ber of years baa been located In the building used by No. H engine bouse n Eighth street a bore Dottiest, north west, baa been removed to the now District building. The fire alarm headquarter not only send out alarms of fire, but act as a telephone exchange for the o dices of the District government and auper vise the telephone patrol system used in the police department. The mechanism and apparatus used In fire Alarm headquarter are particu larly Intricate and expensive. Great car and aktll bad to be exercised In moving tbem from the old quarters to the new building. Still greater care had to be exercised In Installing them. In connection with the transfer the Dis trict baa pure haw 1 considerable addi tional apparatus. New Government Fer District. Not In a long time baa a municipal abject aroused such deep and univer sal Interest among business men of Washington as the proposal of Presi dent Iloosevelt to ask'cougress to do away with the commission form of government and empower him to ap point one responsible bend, a governor or a mayor, charged solely with the ad ministration of District affairs. The-preponderance of taxpayers fa voring tha change la great Compara tively few citizens have expressed sat isfaction with the present eystem of government and ventured the belief that It needs no Improvement Advisory Board Favored. In some quarters the Idea of an ad Tiaory board of prominent cltlxens to assist and counsel the governor hi his administration is brought forward, on the theory that It would be Impossible for one man, unassisted, fully to keep himself familiar with the peculiar and aver varying needs of the different sec tlona of the District rractlcally all agree that the chief outcer or itieDlT trlct. If congress provides for his ap pointment should be a District man. thoroughly familiar with the needs and resources of the District, a successful business man himself; that the place ahonld seek the man and that when It baa found him It should pay him a aal ary worth hla .while from $10,000 to (15,000 a year. Washington Architecture. Decoruthe sculpture on both the ex terior and Interior of buslneaa houses and residence la playing more and more of n mrt In the work of the de signers of tho new Washington. Carv ings In stuue, wood and cement, cast ornaments In plaster, cement and com position and castings in Iron are being used In n number of the handsomest houses now building In the national capital. Bas-rslltf Figure of President. Louis VeynalL a Boston artist. I working upon a bas-relief of the presi dent to place In what la called the peace conference riwm at the Portsmouth nary yard. New Hampshire. This 1 the room la which the peace confer ence between Japan and Russia took place. The artist waa commissioned to do the work by D. Estes, a wealthy New Englsnder. An Opium Commission. ProslJeut IlixiHctelt baa appointed three comuiUsluiiers to represent the United States on the joint Interna tloual commission to Investigate the opium question In the far east. They are Thomas Burke, an attorney of Seattle; Dr. Hamilton Wright of llalne and Dr. Charles D. Tenner, Chinese secretary of the American legation at IVkln. Similar commls loners will be appointed by all the powers Interested In opium suppres sion. The Joint commission will meet In Shaugbul Juu. 1 next. Messrs. Burke and Wright will collect Infor mation on the opium traffic In the United States and the Philippine Islands, uud Dr. Tenney will atudy the situation In China. Dr. Wright una traveled extensively in the far east and has made a study of all phase of the opium e 1. CARL SCHOFIEI.D. The Royal Box. Frederick VIII., king of Denmark. Is sixty-five years of age. The German emperor owns the most valuable draughtboard In existence. The light and dark square arv 'leot sliver and gold, nod the draug. are also made of sllter und gold, eue. T lng it diamond or ruby In the cent The Prince of Wulea, speaking the presence of n widely truveled n dlencc. Including nliunst etory notabili ty In ioudon connected with the em pire, said, "Without lioast, 1 may claim that probably no one lu tho room has landed on so many different tiortlons of British soli as I have." Princes Alice, the leautlful and amiable consort of the czar of Russia, is the finest royal vocalist In the world. Wvro It not that she Is the empress of Russia sho might havo uiHdo a worldwide mime for herself aa a singer, aud at least once lias she sung In public on behalf of a Russian charity. Chine bxecunens. In Canton every two weeks there Is a public execution of criminals lu ono of the market places. Old ChrMmas. When Gregory XIII. reformed th calendar In 1M2 ho omitted ten days, but when the new stylo waa adopted in England to 1752 it was necessary to cut off eleven days, which brought Jan. 0 back to Dec, 25 of the previous year. Bo what wi now rail Jan. 0 In tha old style would be Christina day. cPa.2rk A Iahaiaelai Itemonax. - It la proper and natural to think boot some unnouaUy Impressive me morial to Abraham Lincoln, the one hundredth anniversary of whose birth b to bar a fitting celebration next February. Among the world's nation al he roc Lincoln hold a unique place, lie waa a benefactor of his race and ot hi era, but waa cut down before he saw the end of his work or bad time to reallzo what It meant to the nation. If a monument shall lo need ed to keep nitre tho memory of Lin coln among coming generations of Americans It should be one to recall the peculiar greatness of the man and the peculiar nature and Importance of his work. It may be of marblo or of bronze, a shaft a hospital or a school, but whatever It form It should teach the people who are not to know with out learning what Lincoln was and what he did. Knowledge of George Washington comes to American boya ami girls al most with the A"B Cs. He was tho first great American and can nctcr lie displaced from that position as an an swer to the most natural question to como to tho American mind. Ho was the father and the founder of this re public. It Is not a matter for surprise to chance upon a monument or tablet Inscribed to Washington In any ont of the way place. But vIth Lincoln there 1 a story, one that grows on the mind and the feelings. Hla memorial should be one to make the novitiate eager to learn more of that great man. The suggestion has been made to construct a memorial highway from Washington to the site of the battle of Gettysburg, seventy-two miles distant from the capital. In time this might become another Apptnn Way, as cele brated as tho first great Unman rnnd, especially If monuments and toinlm and other memorial structures should be set up uloug It course. A mere road used for the ordinary purpose of travel might lu time lose Its signifi cance as a memorial. It would he a good road, of course, and the letter It proved In this respect the weaker the Impression It would lie likely to make as a landmark of national hlntory. Lincoln's great work wns wrought In Washington, and probably the grand est words he ever uttered Vt ere spoken on those "dread heights of destiny," Cemetery Itldge. An) thing to recall Lincoln at Gettysburg and to suggest the significance of his being there and saying what be did at that place at that time could not lie amiss as tho nation's grandest memorlnl to the sav ior of the republic. The Mind of Woman, Woman is alwaya a puzzle to man, so the men aay. Here comes Dr. Thomas Claye Shaw, an eminent I'.nt llsb psychologist declaring that nun Is also a pntzle to woman. But nfter all Is aald there Is In reality very little difference between the two classes of minds. One may be complimentary to or may largely replace the other, and the doctor affirms In no halting lan guage that In suitable conditions of education and environment the alleged Inferiority of woman disappears. Just at thla time the pronouncement ot Dr. Shaw must como as a bombshell In the camp of the opponents of the suf fragettes In England. All of the peculiarities of woman's mental makeup, If there are any, this authority accounts for as a matter of peculiar development. As to tho so "called-mental faculties, which mny now.be sharper and now duller In wo men than In men, "we cannot prove, either from anatomy or iwychology, that any ono of these faculties Is or should be greater or less In women than In men." Tho promlucuco given by woman to dress, tho doctor says, Is eaally accounted for. It Is not mere vanity, but due perhaps to Inherited tendencies, nnd their feelings and Ideas ou the subject are often a mys tery to the devotees of dress them selves. They simply dress In their own way because they have to and fur their own satisfaction. As to the psychological future of woman. Dr. Shaw thinks that the fu sion of the two qualities of mind, the male and the female, Mould lend to negative conduct. Anyway mind Is not very different lu tho man or the woman. Thlnklug Is a very simple thing, and there Is no work, especially no mental work, jiecullat to the one or the other. "One sex might carry on the work of the world Just as well aa the other." Why We Love Music. A Japanese-American art critic bear ing the BUggestlvo name of Hartmann, writing lu Altrurln, seekH to necoiint for the advancing tnxtu fur music In this country aud what ho calls tho decadent state of sculpture anil paint ing. Briefly, this olerer declares the conditions of modern life do no' foster an understanding of MUlpturu and of painting. We hardly ever m the human body, and all our life Is colorless. I'lctuns whUh ore curiosi ties to us weru painted by masters who were true to their times, and the jioople of tbelr era were familiar with the weird, mysterious and gorgeuiis objects depicted utmn comas. For an appreciation of sculpture aud painting Mr. Hartmann Insists we must bo prepared by culture, nnd we must labor ourselves intelligently for the sake of any gratification. But music comes to us. It seems to af ford pleasure to everybody and to tho humblest mind. Music will produce a happy effect even when the hearer Is In a state ot exhaustion. Ameri cans are Insatiable lovers of music, and the fact that there nre so many amateurs Is considered good pnif that music Is everywhere met with genuine appreciation. We nre curious almut great pieces of tculpture and vain about possessing ts-lebrnted pictures, but music takes hold of ns. nnd we cannot break the hold If we would. If spared mishaps the battleship fleet will sail Into the waters of Ma nila buy aliout the 1st of OctoU'r. The ships will then !e "home" once more, under tho American Hag flying In the Philippines, ulthough far from tho historic Virginia waters yvhero the world encircling voyage began. In anticipation f n Kipular demand for China's new (HI uluine history of the relgu of Emperor Kuang Hsu Carnegie libraries throughout the country aro adUscd to extend their shelf room. Castro may pluio uu enormous amount of coiitldt-iieu on the fact that be Is nut uf suUkieiit luiportuucu to make It worth while for nnjlwdy to gliu him a sound thrashing. Those scientist who hao the con tract of killing off all the house Hies Will not be likely to WUIlt Slluther Job for a ceulury or two. SEAT OF PNEUMONIA. Germ of the Disease Is In Don Strue ture cf Nose. The announcement of a new theory as to the onue of pneumonia and the dlseotery of a reiinsly for the disease was made recently nt n meeting of the Chicago Mfdlnil rocletj. Dr. II. Manning l'lli. who made the announcements. Ii.icl.nit op his asser tions with n deti.tle.l i!i"serlptl"n of n case of nvute p'ii"itnU'li which, lie de clared, had Ikm'H ear, I lu tueutj .four hour, bj Meant of tho ImiIp Method which he dcMVllml. Dr I'Mi lie! i.o'l.m I that the mit of trouble In pi I'U.n'i.ili ..es wm not, ns U g. niully uiii .n.l. l:i fie lungs, but In the bli.nll tells l.i the bony framewoiU at IV- top of tl.e nos-'. The pueuino'sicciis. nr ilbea'-e Cerm, he snld, was not harmful v cpt when pent up In n cell of this mrt. Then, he explained, It nttel like mi explosive U-gan to cxpjnd nnd was ahsnrln-d by the blood and became one uf the most dangerous of disease germs. "From these cells the disease works rapidly down to the lungs, and to all npjiearnmss these organs Immediately liecome the Beot of trouble," said the physician. "However, the fuel which Is feeding the flames of disease still Is being furnished from the cells at the top of the nosv. "The simple remedy consequently Is to draw this dangeious pus from thou cells. That hi what was done In the caso which I havo descrllied, and In twenty-four hours the disease had ills apjivared. The lungs, of course, were still affected, and It took da)s lieforo the patient finally was able to leave his bed." MOTOR STREET CLEANER. Machjn Qprjnkttt and Scrapaa Aa phalt In On Operation. A nunvmt-.it N ti foot among prop erty outim In Iter. In V hive tin mo tor pnN-Ic.l nijiiwili washluc nut tit in here with ... n t tliu I'I.hv of the ordinary ntrvt r-i.r.iiLh-r. uhli-li aluiiyi least' mi u-jib.tit jtttu.iifiit s limning In w liter uiitl In mi utterly unsuitable condition for Imnittlliitf TUU much 1 1 ? j'rlnl.Ifs, dent is nnd Immodliitcly diles the lu-itlnlt, so that It can Ini Used ut .met hy other ve hides without the certainty of fjuitter ABrHiLT W4SHIXO 1IOTOH. lng water and mud lu every direction and the less frequent but more serious danger of skidding. The water con sumption la small, every drop Iielng Utilized and then washed Into the gut ters by tho rotating rubber roller at the rear. The machine la driven by electric batteries located over the front trucka. Two four borseiiower motors are mounted on the front wheela. Extraordin.. . y Lightning Qtroke. Professor A. Hcrscbcl In the Quar terly Journal of the Hoyal Meteorolog ical society for Octols.T last describes tho extraordinary effects produced by lightning In the midst of an ojien moor In Northumberlaid. A bolu four or Ave feet lu diameter was made In the flat, peaty ground, and from this half a dozen furrows extended on all sides. Pieces of turf were thrown In various "directions, one three feet In diameter and a foot thick having fallen seventy eight feet from the hole. Investiga tion showed that In addition "to the ef fects visible on the surface small boles bad been bored "in the earth radiating from the large excavation. Now Use For Carborundum. Carborundum, the artificial substi tute for emery, which Is said to rival the diamond In hardness, U now em ployed because of Its extraordinary re sistance to heat as a coating for the Interior of furnaces. Finely jiowdered and made Into paste. It Is applied with a brush, like paint, to the brick lining. It Is said that u layer only two milli meters thick will protect the brhks from the effects of the highest temjier ature that Is ever produced In ordluury furnace combustion. Oarlsirunduni Is Itself a pnslnct of the electric furnace, being composed of silica and cnrlsin fusisl together lu the presence of salt nod sawdust. Coast Erosion. A Trench Rcleiitlst, M. Bertln, In dealing with the Mibjeet of coast ero sion mentions that the island of Jer sey once formed part of the continent of Europe. He has also brought to light thu Interesting fact that there still exists an mnietit barter by which a certulu ahU-y was compcllo! to fur nish the necessary plank for column ideating with the Island from the main laud at low water. Tho exlent to which the sea has cm-roached on the land Is evident from the fact that tho Journey from the mainland of l'r.ime to the Island by steuuilsrit now takes an hour. New Icemsklng Machine. An lceinuMiig machine has been In venttsl nt (rat.e. l-'ram-e 'I lie Impor tant feature Is a cj Under lu whhh tin chemicals are n-aled (the latter not re quiring renewal and lasting as long as the inachlno Itself i and which, revolv ing lu water, produces the Ice. It can ulso produce cold air. It has no Joint piece, no piessure gauge, no suction or regulating nle and no pipe, tap or (Initiating pump. It requires no steam for fuel and will work lu water reaching even 1111 digues 1". It saves' PS s-r cent of cooling water aud To per cent of motive power os compared with any other freedug system known. It does not require to be fed with chemicals. How SLcl Melts. Exiicriments withi cruiihlo steel fur nace have demonstrated that steel melts from the center Instead of from the ex terlor. In other words, the Inside Is- comes n liquid, whllu the uutsldo re mains a solid up to a certain tempera ture, when It, too. melts. Ily withdraw lng the melting pot nt tho proper tlm I he pieces of steel, w Idle retaining the. e shars. will show one or moru sma I openings through which the melted In terior lias tluw'cd to the Isittom of tho crucible. The cause )f this phenome non Is the presence of tho oxide up ki the surface, which retulres n greater melting point than does the Interior, where no oxidization can occur. If the 8un Had Other Color. An English astronomer declares that fho following mnazlng results would Is) possible If the sun Welti somu other color: If it were blue, there would be only two colors lu thu world, blue and black. If It were risl, then ever) thing would Ini red and black. In the latter case snow would tut rtd, lilies red, black grass, l.tack clear sky and red clouds. There would l' a arlet, however. If the sun were green Things that are now yellow would Hill re main that color, but there would l no reds, purples, oiniige or pinks and very few of ilnse i berry hues that make the wort! so brh'ht and pleasant. Tim tcmsTiitiirc of this earth would by very much chaugnl. WOMAN AND FASHION A Millinery Hint. This stylish and serviceable bat ot dark blue straw U prettily trimmed with white gardenias and foliage nnd nmra akd wheat. wheat In natural color. The model li Ideal for wear with tollored suits of sergo or linen. , Stand Up Straight. The acmlprim ess frrs ks so fashion able this season demand n good figure nnd carriage to sustain the lung, grace ful linos. As the tall, slender woman Is prone to droop her shoulders she should train herself to stand well and gracefully, which means throwing out the chest forward nnd upward, flatten ing the back and holding the shoulder blades In their proricr place. The weight of tho lssly should fall upon the hips, and to gain this there must bo a dcflnlto curving In of the small of tho back. The woman who has been In the habit of resting on ono hip or leaning against tho nearest ob ject to assist in her Mipport w 111 nt first find It difficult to stand correctly. for the muscle have Is'Cnmo weak ened, but will power nnd pntlenco will accomplish vvoi'ders. and the result will cause surprise ntul Intense satisfaction lu the Improvement of the figure. A Dolly Vsrden Hat. In the trousseau of n bride there Is a fetching little Holly Vnrdeti hnt hav ing a crown of dotted bull tulle shirred Into n mob shnisd crown over n brim of yellow horsehair, and under the brim, which curls over the hair. Is In serted one of the new Parisian nifties, otherwise known ns the Lawrence rlll necnuso it is seen in some ot the por traits done by Sir Thomas Lnwrenco of the old time English beauties. Tho frill Is of sprigged yellow net edged with n narrow ls.rdor of yellow lace. A scarf of soft yellow rlblioii sprayed with tiny dark red rosebuds Is wound carelessly around tho base of the crown, nnd one end Is carried down over tho front brim, tho other at the back, nnd the ends meet and nre tied In n loose bow without ends tinder the scooped left side nlirivo nnd back of the ear. Costumes For Week Ends. The girl who exports to run down to the shore for week ends during the summer Is now busily figuring out what will lie n practical tailor made. It Is no easy problem to find n ma terial that Is light In weight, does not crease easily, jet will ndinlt of the best Hues. It Is easy to say: "Oh, buy a rendy made linen. Such a suit Is cheap and saves double." That Is true. But these suits lack Individuality. The thousands upon thousands of summer girls who start off freshly star bed on week end Jaunts nnd who get off tho trnln rum pled and wrinkled are object lessons thnt make the few discerning ones consider carefully their preparations nnd buy their vacation clothes with greater Judmnent. A Bandanna Waist. An Imitation hnuilanna waist Is tho novelty sketched here. The material Is red and vvbllo siMittcd crcale, trim- or r.rn and vwiitt. 1'U.cai.e. Med with a i'i liiicl bind of risl nnd blue on a white in. cl. Tho plain narrow biinls nie of iliii; blue. The closing Is lo.ele by iniall peal I buttons. Tho Vcrjuo cf tho Tnmmcd Ckirt. N'o'. that li! .i M .u 1. 1 tiltn the Imiuoi'i of t: - li, wi.li , h,-p fold in. :....! t i t.,- l.i,. I ln II . ' t it " It 1 : - . r not IllS l.ll I' I i I. .1 I ' , . 'lOI- IS sb itt I', t , t .. . t . - llie hcik'it, t!i v . .ii. I .!.,, ' ..t'v ending v.lu I.- ill.' lo. I I , :ni lf.hr ever, she vvhl i-i i h th d .p fold In icier.il phi.. , at..! ioin.1 oir ry cor ner rhe will Is' utile in wear this up to date style ino-,t Kiu-iessfully. duly n small del. ill, hut a must lm fiortant one. DAMES AND DAUGHTERS. Miss Maryrtladen has Just been cho sen a member of the senate of the new Dublin university. Another woman Is on the council of the new Itelfnst uni versity. Mrs. Sarah ilrynnt Is one of the smartest old ladles lu Slonliigtnti, Me. Although ninety jears of age, she vis Its her neighbors dally and can sew and knit better thin many jounger people. Miss Grace O'Connor of IMynke, Mass., has paSMsl the examination conducted by the state luaid of phar macy and Is believed tu bo thu only woman In that section of the Mato who holds the honor of lielug a regis tered pharmacist. As a memorial to her late husband, Bammi Matshak, Ids widow, Mrs. Hay Matshak, has given tho money neces sary to equip a department fur sur gical mechnnlco-lhcraioutles at tho Ynndrrhllt clinic of tho College of Physicians and Surgeons of New York city. Mrs. John Jitcoli Astnr of New York has taken Mrs. Adair's homo on Cur xon street, London, for tho season Tho Adair house is nnu of tho most commodious In Maefalr. It has a spacious ballroom ilis-oratcd In IxmU Selzo stjle, and thu other furnishings aro magnificent. Mrs. Elbrldgc Clalhoruo Is tho first woman to cast n voto nt tho annual election of the directors of tho Trades league of Philadelphia, Sho Is n wld ovv and conducts a thriving real estate business In Philadelphia, Her voting excited considerable comment, though her right was nut denied. X'.'. 7N J' CHOICE MISCELLANY He Knew the Governor, Sir Eyru Mnsscy Shaw, for thirty years the bead of the Ixmdon Ore bri gade, who recently went through nn operation which cot him his remain ing kg, Is setcnty-clght jenrs of age. As Cnptaln Shaw l.o won tho devo tion ot nil the men under him by his solicitude for their welfare nnd his kindliness. The following characteris tic story Is told of him. During a tire n fireman was so terri bly Injured thnt, late though It was nt night, an Immediate oiernt!on was necessary. Ou recovering from tho anaesthetic which had been adminis tered the patient's flrSt words were: 'Has the governor been to Inquire for me j -t V The hospital oiliclals gently hinted that as It was nearly midnight proba bly Captain Shaw would nut lie able to come. Hut the fireman knew "tho governor" Is-tter than that. A few minutes later Captain Shaw came In full evening dress. Injured and In agony tlmucli be was. the fire man si niggled to salute his lielovod chief It tran-plrod later that Captain Shaw bad hurried nway from n society function to comfort this suffering unit of his force. Iindnn Clolsi. Substitute For the Bell. It will not Is- mau.v years," says n clergyman of the city, "before bells for church ue will l.e nlinft unknown. Even now, when a ihiirch d sires something to nnswer the purpose of the liell, the trustees do not buy b 'Is, but tuls'S, some made of bell m li. others of n composite of several I -t-nls. 1 he metal ttils's nre bung In' pies and struck with a hammer. 1 y give a clear, full note. Just like n I I, only more resonant. They never c k with cold or beat and, what Is n 111 greater recommendation, never get it of tone. There Is n chime In the city with one or two hells so horribly out of tune that they set ieople's teeth on edge. Such illsiurd In n ihline of metal tubes would Ik; unknown, and, s-sldes. the tone Is so much more ngieenble than that nf tho ls-11 that any one who ever hears the two cannot fall to prefer the tills' It sounds like a great organ pipe, so that when one of these chimes Is played the Impres sion Is that of n huge organ far up In the sky." New York Times. HORSE J5ENSE. 8 me fientiblo Advice In Regard to Collars and Their Use. Tho r1nt.ely puM.-.,, Ill nttlnff, ioft ollitr melds mtirtiinu nntl nhnrteiis the life for the hn-se Vciirs ium I i-:i( up the hnt, sticky jint1.M an Jnl,ilii;i'iil fanner, "anl ha.e INetl only the !-m llttlnc. hurt, leather ruHnr, MMi w li.ne omleuv oreil t' Ki-'p i-lenn 'Ihi- elenu collar, ttlth a pM. wiishltiix f the -houltlcis noon ntul nlchts. h.-is cem Tilly sulliettl tn kc'p them fir. finiii Min-ne-- Still, dtirltii tins fteivliiiit nw. itf Mm t-lf1hi7 cultivator In our cnmlieMs the necks sometimes ct-t sore. cmiM'il by the weight nml the inmlnc nf the collar across the akin at em it Mep of tin? horse. e are all Inclined to ue col lars too hirce for the hnrse. Much pains shonM te tnken In the "iM fit tins of the collar, ami If It Is thorough ly Honked nnl plnretl on the hore while still wet It will nually shajH' It self to the htumliM Another thins, we try to nvoM a !. low draft '1 he way doiihle l;iriK"eK nie usually mnde all the wclixht come un the hordes' iie-Us. and theie is a constant tend ency to lower the iltaft eeii until It comes nearly to "the point of the shoiil der. This diontd It owrcoine as far ns possible. 'Hi,, draft should lc hlli onoiiph to insme an een heaiins the entire length of the Mioutder, and nel ther should the .'lull I- buckled tight enough to entire ;uiy draft on the top of thu neck. In fact, a glith Is miner e--ssary and Heed neer lo iis-il except whc.e the traci-s are attached to the load nlmwt a light anzle to tln horse's shoulders. Htcel collais are In use near w, and I am going to try a pair this spring. .1 think the principle Is right, and they strike me as helug ery eon venient' DWARF APPLE TREES. Tney Are Useful to Owners of Small Plots of Lands. The sketch win made ftnin a Ited Astrakhan tiee set two jears before This was only one of n bundled siml lnr trees of the vntne wirict planted by Ieorge T. Tow. II of Columbia coun ty, N. Y., who has taken up the culture of dwatf apples T!iee Ami.iMi.iii.h Were prop.ii; ited on l'.it adUc Mh ks, which make tires that if pinned prop erly never grow more than elht to ten feet hlyh. They can be planted ten feet apart uh way ami when a few jeara old will U-ara biisbel to n barrel each. The owner of a Miinll lot who wlhes to hae set. mm) nrlellcs of fiuit nnd IIVVAItl Ali'LC TICCM. will kq the triLs s I itillure will And both pleasure and protit lu dwarfs. Ill a ioiuiuci-' tal way the apples on raraill-e Mocks have not Ih-cii mown extensively elloUKh to lest them. It Is Kellerally c..ll.l,l,-n.l th.lt they iiipilio too much care to Is' pmiitahlc when grown on n hirire scale. Some leadlmt fruit mowers IsOleve, bovvevur. that the I loin In stisk has m eat commercial IKisfilhllltles. It makes trees eighteen to twenty feet blch. They can be set fiom n rod to twenty fis-t npatt eaih way nnd can ls kIvcii the l-st of attention owlllK to their moderate size. Netting Troubled Waters. An iuloresllnj; attempt to diminish tho forces of waves h.i. been tiled re cently nt II.1VIU. The Invenlor Is It iron d'Alessandrii, uu Indian, resldlni; lu I'arls. Tim apparatus consMs of n network of watsrpioofcd hemp lti) feet Ioiib by 50 brotd anchored on the sur faco of tho vvatrr. It ll Ulcus out heavy waves and prevjnts them from lueak Ins, after the manner of oil spread upon tho se.i. Fairy Spelling. Tvo rwnrd nl-ut fairy apvll. Oh, that's tl.o kind fur me! 1 cannot learn tin- ccusnun way. I spll dlsBrarcfully. I'd like to meet n fairy child IlcsMg a iiMiile wi ll. I'd t- n fairy sjuiilns liok. Then 1 cniiM leam lo siell. Atblo 1'nrwill llrimn in Century. On the Country Picnic. Bho hung her heud. "neally, Mr. Jlannerlug," sho stam mered, "tbls-er-ls so-to sudden." "For Koodnoss' sake," crhsl Manner lng, "atop Mushing so Hero comes a bull." Now York 1'reai. HUMOR OP THE HOUR On th Stand. Attoraer For the Dtfraee (to wit ncss) Yon say that on tha night of the attempted murder the moon shou so brightly that yon ccild plainly aea tha burglars In the room. Was yoor boa band awafc at the tlmal Witness I don't know. Attorney Was hla fac tnrnad ta vrard you or not? Witness I don't know. Attorney What! Ton don't know whether hla faco waa tnraad to too or toward the wallT Witness N'o. Attorney Your honor and gentlamen of the Jury, you hear what this witness says. 8be ha declared tha prisoner to bo the burglar who war In th room and yet she 1 unable to atata la what position her husband was lying tn bed. Well (to th witness) bow 1 It you don't know? Wltncss-I could not see. Attorney-Ha, ha! Just what I thought. You could not see. sf You were so positive In your recognition of the accused anJ yet could not see which way your husband's face waa turned. Hxplaln that If you can. u Ituess Certainly, sir. My husband Is so bald that In a dim light I am un able to distinguish hi face from the back of his head. Harpera Weekly. GaMball Critic Tlugfftnu What has become of Fan- nlnc? .. Muggins Oh, be'a laid up, a victim of baseball. Hugglns t didn't know he ever played the game. Muggins He doesn't, tie sprained ils larynx telling the umpire how things ought to be done. Chicago News. Just Hr Luek. Dora Did you ever oea a man you really thought worth marrying? Cora Lots of them, but some other girl bad alwuyB seen them first They were all married. Philadelphia Press. Willing to Obllg. "Could I paint your old cow?" Ten turod tho city artist. "Hartlnly, stranger," laughed the old farmer as he mopped his brow with a handkerchief. "Paint her green and she will look so much like the grate the tramps can't see her and milk her on the sly." Pittsburg Post 8om f Ech. "Somebody told him that ho mustn't drink Ice water during the hot weath er, and somebody else told him that ho must let alcoholic beverages alone. You know how very obstinate he Is." "Yes." "Well, he mixes the two." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Heavy Roll. Heggy Bapp I can feel that I am surrounded by thought wave from my own head. Miss Tabasco Thought waves! Gra cious! Now I know why you look so pale you arc seasick. Ilouston Post Her Lsst Chsnce, Maybe. "That leap jear wcddlug was a very Interesting affair, I heur. Who gave tho bridegroom nwnyi" "I tbluk aliout eveiytsxly who knew him, but the bride took blm all th same." Ilaltlmore American. Danger In It. "Did you see where a iu.i i found sight through an attack of hysterics?" "For heaveu's sake, don't mention that before my wife, tor she wonts another 'Merry Widow-,' and I can't see It." Baltimore American. Proof. "What wo want Is to keep striving for greater, higher things," said th Idealist. "Well," answered the architect, "nrent vc? took at our skyscrapers." Washington Star. Sharpen Wit Mrs. Sklmpcr I have the wittiest lot of hoarders you over saw, Mrs. Hsshcr I don't doubt It. There Is nothing like hunger for sharpening thu wits, you know. Detroit Tribune. When I Get Into Bed. I'm never frightened In the diuk. Though I am very small; 1 never alt all soarod and hark For cares In the tuUl. llut when my pravers are Mid 1 havo one awful dread That something xtalta to grab my tOM When I get Into bed! 1 try to think of pleasant things Eaoh time I get undressed And how each day na evil bring If ohlldren do their best, llut the thought comes tn my bead As I'm turning down tha spread That something's going to grab my toe When I climb Into bedt And when there's nothing more to do. With bedclothes open wide. It makes me shiver through an4 through A-tryliiK lo decide Which fvot shall go ahead. 'Cause I'm sure I'd tumble dead If something ever grabbed my toe As I got Into bed) lluigt-a Johnson In Harper Magaaln. A Phantsay. rhyllls stood like a sweet naiad Iiovvn by the stream on verdant od. Holding a slender bamboo rod. Her shriek then rent the ambient air. A cattish big had left lu Ulr To chaao tho rat tucked In bar hair. Harper's Weekly. Something Unusual. Hewitt I hear that your motber-ln-law Is dead. Jewett-Yes, abe Is, but how did you como to speak of It? It Isn't like you to say anything pleasant-Brooklyn Life. Versatile Cupid. BaW Cupid! "By Jlngl 1 have been everything From Nlmroit down to an aatrologtat. Now. fellows and mlsaef. Flnco thtre'a serine In all kteaea, I'll hang out my ehtngle 'Bacteriolo gist.' " Detroit Tribune. Kick and Cuff. " ,j Ret a good many kick from dissatisfied patrons, don't joaV "Yes," replied the facetious laundry man, "but va get more cuffs." Kan sas City Times. A Dallad ef the Stag. An agile young lady named Bally Onco there lived when a child in out alley. Bo lively she'd prance That they taught her to dance. And now she' th star of th bally. Daltlmor amerviaa. A Mere Flour ef Speech. "I owe you everything-." aald tha grateful duke, "Yes," answered th American stri, "but you can't max your prtrtooa creditor see It that wy." Washing ton Star. A Oliver Chilled Plows 8TILL TAKE THE LEAD,! Ovei'jo.ooo lbs. of Plows and.Repairs received in l-'cbr my, i.js THIS CUT.SHOWSVrnE No. 56 SIDE HILL, We also have No. 57, a size smaller. Us Th Wfl eil.ll.. I-1 . . T 111 'tt?. Bem' Nearly 2,uno sold In Wayne couuty. The Inllnwins nuli-ABenti keep fin o NSw,.4a(1 ""I"'1' on hnd 1 J- f" Tttfany, I'leaieint Mount ; P. A. TiHsny. I'ovn : ii l!Sw' " "epair on nana i J. k. TttTany, Pleasant Mount ; r. A. TiHany. I'ovn K!iL?: Wood msms-e, Laks Como; II X. Failey. Kuulniink : A.J. Abrahams, tlilllee JTank C. Brown, Hoadlevs: O. W. Shaffer, Georgetown; 8.th Hot tree. Sterling! "'. P. Keiiam, Lodgedale; K u. Ilames, Ureentown.and Watts'a llones.lalennd llawley Stores THE OLIVER SULKY PLOW CANNOT BE BEAT. Honesdale and nisflURBI Hawley Stores UnfinHIYI Sasli, Doors and Blinds, Front Sash Doors, Sewer Pipe, nml Builders' Hardware or Every Description. Agricultural Implements : Harrows, Cultivator!), Lawn Mowers, Gravol and Tarred Hoofing, Barb Wire, Wown Fence Witt-, Poultry Netting, and Lime and Cement. PLUMBING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. Eallmate given on ihort notice for not Air anil Steam Heat. Bicycles aaa-cL Sn n dries. THK DELAWAHK eV- III' ISOIV CO. HONESDALE IlltANCIl. utBoaodTratoa Id ggpx'i junk ;i. :.. 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New-York Tribune Farmer, Tribune Building, N. Y. THE HONESDALE CITIZEN WILSON & PENNIMAN Proprietor. Established In 1844. Book and Job Work Promptly KRAFT & CONGER, Sicceasre tt E. D. Bainm General Insurance Agents HONESDALE PA iiriumtva tu rctxowma ceausiii; AJTNA, ot Hartford. AAOHBN A HDMIC1I, of Germany, AKBRIOAN. of Niwarlt, N. j. CONTINENTAL ot New York. FIRM ABSOOIATION, of Philadelphia UVERPOOIt hONIION A LH.OBB ot England. HORXnERN, of England. NORTH BRITISH A SIBROANTIIiR ot Knxland. NORTU v BSTKRK NATIONAL, nf Milwaukee SPR'NOFIELD F. A M. ot Sprlnadeld. Man. TRAVBIiBR'HblFB A ACOIDKNT. ot Hartford. FIDELITY A CASUALTY, ot fhtladolphla. H.J. CONGER. J. ADAM KRAFT Ksimedy's L&x&tiv Cough Syrap tUUarat Cold by votklng tham out et tha qnUra through a ooploua and bealthy actloa o the bovals. Relleret eoughi by daanslrrg tha tnucous mambrsne ot tha throat, chut sad bronchial tubes. MAa (Jaunt to tU tatta MKla34tgr Children Like It Far UCIUXI-WUK CMETS Trr Mttt UiM h4 mtH m-tm ai Utt Sold by PEIL, The Druggist. MARTIN GAUFIELD ManufaotaraT ot Monumental Work Honesdale Pa. lafla-mmatory flheamatiam Cnrea In Three Dats. aMortonUUlil.of LeDAnon, iiaa., writ "Mr Em IbBauamavlOfT HheuioAUavm Id every nmwle and lout : ter lunennf wu urrlDle vxl txr bodr ftad te were iwolleu &lmol beyond raoowiJUoo ; tu4 beea ta bad for U wmhj uu tii4 elfLi uhrslclavu, boi reovirrU lo be&eat u&Ul tho trim uie Mr iuo Cure (or KbeumAllKm. 1 1 rave !mmMlvte relief vnd taa vu kbit 10 wtUk about id lime (Uji. 1 am sure i aaM Dcr ui. voia vt vdiliwmi, unuqnar. tAfckath'IM HAIR BALSAM flir-"i aoA VaMUfW uJ Uh .lisai una m 1 .,... . . . .... - r. ' , 1 .. 1 ISIHTTO lionesdalcand WH I I 0. Hawlcy Stores Horse liakes, Mowing Machines, Iron West llotinl Trains. Pally, rxrrpt ull.l v) . 5l itf" KV Mind.i tint). M ini TitT r m r m. r. m li IT s si It Hi 8 17 11 ihi a 1.1 II l 7 M 11 JII 7 11 II .11 7 41 II 7 IB 11 I 7 XI 11 Hi ti SO I Mr. ttw II 12 11 lin I 7 is II Mi 17 lt A, M. I r. M. I'. M ...Arrive a.s. r.M. r.M. r.M s i i yii in 7 M i tut IJ :p t I ir. t; m tu i. r, vt ti tn n r.i ts hi 7 19 12 ei 4 Ml : it ni (i 4 M i: ii ti: ,ik ti i 17 09 nj ul ti 4S n if. n si ti it it ni :s v. to et nt - ti si s b.m u i ti an Iave a,m, r.M. r.M. J. W. lllTHIIUtK. HuvniTr Trunin 1. tinker thoroughly Both of these papers one year for only $2.00 if you send your order and money to THE CITIZEN Honesdale, Pa Executed. THE CLARK & SNOVERCO. Ulve below a lilt ol Dcaten In Honesdale and Vicinity ho hanille G. & S. TOBACCO Honoadala FerbiT Drnlbera A Eherhardt W U Holm. J Oaoar Ti'trel John Bangcrl II Bishop Theodore O Urunli; Mra. F Kroll Qeorce Ii Kitnhle J II stHgnt-r II Keilly J V Sbarpstefn & Brother B&UHiellK A A U ram ha Menuer & Co Kstz Brothers Clark & Bullock Mrs N C t'olt Henry Kreund W I. Gurnard Antonio Barhlerl W L Hermsu Jacob A Miller U Bmlili k Sou ratriL-k Weir Hiwliy Atkln.nn&QuInn; M It HarrHl W II llisnit lJ ItOWM" M Corcoran Prank Fomrr Mrs T Msnsan C II Woodwind KJ Hlchardon Jami'i l Amrs Maiy A WutiTKon F FSwinelo John Curran F L TuttlH &. Co Welsh & Alum, E L Srhlaiter Ocorpo Awpo Henry F Bra L II IViltz White Mill Samuel Hntiudeis KJwuid T Kelley Margaret blayin If we should allempt to give a list of those who USE 10? it would take a dozen newspaper One of Ihu ln(t IfbliiuonluU or the ex-ct-llnit iiiHlt1y of Clark & Snover Tobacco 1 the fad that thonu who imw iimii II tirtnl thirty yearn ago, and uotnnoof iHin wo ni ( chew or smoko any othtr brand if it weioKtVnii to them. THE CLARK & SNOVER CO., I i to 1! Ailnmx Ave., Hi:ltANT(IN, I'A LIMP, LIMP 'Oh, That Corn!" How ohm can tuffer with ruch a coru I To look at. il'n almost nothing, hut Ihn hurt that whtrw (orni count, Now thn lonKniiffi-nnK thorn who Iihvh faithfully tuwl loti of corn i-urea without effect, may itution our ttalcDietit, hut, navcilhehtai, wo make It, aud it' (run. Wo have a corn cute that will lake out your corns roots aud all. If used according to directions it will leave no norc nt-nr. We warrant It your money bark il you are not ml tied. Call for RUSSIAN CORN CURE. 0. T. CHAMBERS. Pharmacist Opp. l. 11. MAI ION, HONKHDALK, - r . CIESEKE THE PEOPLE'S TAILOR. You pay less and drcts bell habit of buying our too per cept. pure wool, strictly fast color floods. You will find our clothes very differ ent from the ordinary ready-to-wear garments you meet at every turn. Latest Stvles and Perfect Fit. Prices Reasonable at WM. GIESEKE'S 1107 Main St, Honesdale, Fa, Wear Uu-Towp-Biidge.