The Erie observer. (Erie, Pa.) 1859-1895, March 18, 1869, Image 1
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AND ROMA IRS paidpaid -rna - rt.i - in advanee ...... 112 00 paid in advance, 2 50 •ribers, served by carriers, Fifty Cents u hnponal. m ete to the same person - 4 00 'sent to one address, 10 00 15 00 r.ttes apply Only to those who pay in I A'ERTISING RATES. pootring artt.ourativertistngratc.-which tiy adhered to, In reckoning the , • Iv •rtisetnents an inch is eOnsidered Anything less than an inch isi rated nare •t • - 1160 2:25 275 5.00 7.070 I'loo rk, LW' 2.50 3.2" i 4.00' 7.00 12.00 30.C4".1 ;_no ° " Jo 4.00 5.00 5.% 15.00 21.00 t eke .4 2.7 1 5.7.1 , 4,50 11.0010.00 IN.OO 5/.00 '3.71 :1.1 0 ^10) 8.5010.0021.00, 45.00 1.00 S.OO 10.00 12.50 atoo,apo,' moo ~0112.14) 14.00 20.00:30.00 50.00 , 8.5.00 110 0 2 0 .00 30.00 15.00 50.00,90.00 150.00 seetztors',and Administrators' N o tices 6;3 Au d i pms.' and Estray Notices 02 Notic es Notice., set in Leaded Nonpariel. and 1,,.f0rc Marriage. and Deaths, 25 per • 0 :.I.llttan to re4ular rates; Local Notices, t,v the pa'rt tes,ls cis. per line of Eight 1.• tom ta ,W m u , t r s per line forget , . for each subsequent Inver , Notices 21 cents per line; Mar ' -,,„ re nts; Deaths 21 cents each. Adver inserted es ery other week, two-thirds -•,-L•es Persg `r anding In advertisements the peod they, wish them pub et!, rtt Ise they will he continued until rt, led -eat. at the expense of the advertisers. , us should he addressed to 11ENJ'N Editor and Proprietor. ;-43U51:11f55 irrctort► ' will 'LISA I.F, (3111 3 .VERs. , Paw , .33 & Walker, 21 and 26 N. Park ..,3 3‘. therellier, 51,1 Frimeh ,t , - 1' Peelzer ~ Co.. 711 French ~ t. !, BOOTS AND STIOEs. ... ' 11 , 3.31, II Park Now. , .1",,,2:3•33art N 3:L3 - 3_19 NIWIII PATIt. '. 21&3 , - ,,- , e.a• Zarn. , •I.ate street, It 3l':, 63 3 r, 't' state ),t. r ;t.nhielli ,t, sehlatt , liNgzer, 1 31 i Peach st. ~ I '4 ;II A !.. ,,, I), 12 , 1 State St. ,rST% ,ir,r,..Pl French st. , 3 „. ~, I„, tot,l, 1117 Parade st. ' • 3300 K -&, ST..TIONERY. i..,:.,t,‘ ,31eCre try Sr Moor.ead, North Park - . .fl , .3 •1i..."E1.r,213.,4 ,AND NEWS AGENTS. 1":,:. `:t,,l . 4. Co.. VS State Street. ••rt V - 'etta3.3el: 3 o l Peach ,I. • c,, !..P.r ,, t lit r. Mate st 4 FI.OI - P. J.: F F.F.D. , I 11 1113.'3 , n:tick, Park How. • ..,, 9,C Itr..„ .110 French O. i •ti, ,,, ,ic,STOIIP,S. ~.-• V,' , .i IVIIIII/? . ..", ' , APl:State. st.' ....r.,,s •,‘ , ly4; MACHINE 'AI/ESPIES, ~,,. , "- , ,,:t k.vdsu o r., :I Reed Ilortse., A 3E.....1.. st.winc 3fachlne, all State at, ' ; pol.'EFIll:-..t,i'llskSSW,i1.F.' ; • .v.. 1 II ..neuny, I'2 i'ar)iclitbe, .• - " - . 'P. XTl'll Es 4 ', JE '1:1.11 . 1"!. -'• M .51itiln, 211 North l'ark.•• . , ~,,,...„ 1 , ,,,....; :Vsominte ,t.' opp. Itrown'sllot el. •• - ;..r.n.,11t1 EN cradrs, 9 East t:eventh St. , WATeIrES it R.F.I'AIRIN,(4-. • 7 -. .,t ;• • 1..,r Itl 1e...0 , N0..1.; North PuTle,Bow. „ .. • • 11AT A....NBIIAP'S. .. • 'l,l -data.; .1'2.1 Frencti st. •.: •• ••• '), 'CONFIii . .‘IIO.NF.III . . ~, ' ' ` I i 7-- .•Aitztu,s, No I.l),.9tty•liark How. ' . ; Ditt:,(l,i• IND Nl•El)Ters}l4.. ~ • - ..1 C k W.crfel. IVSJiljtate'st.' -,4. . ,c.S„.Cmrver k Co.. 21iNp.1111 Park. • •.• if . 11. , 51..,i,tt0rd, 1317 eaCti, st., Just jibove Ide'im,t ~,„%, si c k ,t , Sons. Zil'2State',street. • ,- .. 1. 1 ..1cue.0n4 Son. 711 tale Street. •,' , ' , -•-• I) MY GOODS. .i . 1. ,j."',ilL. EfitlWil tn. 4! ('is:, 3 Noble Block. ~I• F. IV:lnner. sot µb - de st. ,' ~ • pnY Gl'ions .v...:I):rARFETF: - whr,r,-- 1:: - ..., '44 Stilec,t. • - - . .. • s 'CatOOKRIES: `• ,•1' Is 11-;•Ner ,tAi 0., 911 State street. , ~,,z , ,j s A, ;,,,t tut 61„;132-1 Peach .a. , . t .:, ll,Nford 4 (.'0'.'„1:1•21 o H• 1. ty Beekman, ,ill-1 State et. r• ; %, m tausz,l'orn ..r . kit and State SI. I ; •m•il iaudecker.`s24 Slate Id. , il V, (lon, 26 Faist'Ffillt st. , P.SJ•lntari 701 Stale st. . .. • .ll,lrd 11l '511r0.,")19 FrenciPst. - • ~ ......,c, 4. Eel .1114,r.712 State St. ' * , , \{e-sater .t. ' 'iter, oar. Varade,k Buffalo •,L 'a:dertek I . per,ll2lo State mt. 'I. s,li& 31 -1, night, 521 French mt. -1 Ic.d.,:sal.er, corner of Ith & Myrtle st. .I;.nclt. k. Son, 1027 Parade at. • 1 Kurtisl 1115 Parade st.. - ' .' N . . ~1 4N)3/. Scfirrltzt‘eNew Block, Feder.ll 11111 1 ‘sum ,i ,Itnokn ;1925:Peach st. m , Iltr7 NI chatter, French at. near the Park. .... - • .;-• B.kET.RIF..s. 1 , • , :..P , ..v... , , f'.`, ,, Stilt. , st. , - 'I. , jt in. I. 5A:1.1....tr Co., corner Stilt' and Slt st ,, . ••• '' f , cI,OTIIINQ STORES. . 7 ,I•rin tletc.lll. , :tner et.:Son, 612 Slate st. _ I 7 W.sm• f, e2s tqat.• st. . _):•.,,"a hytt<o,, la. North Park. • ' . 110411 M. Just lee. ',',11 States-I. i'..,ker. Ok•llisialer,./.. ' I'o. 5 , 1. l State:id.. . Is , c• itrovnzweig, 514*.i.ate St. •4 ; ' , • . 4 j'ill9Ck.'o &N'T/ cl(1,111..s. I. R. \l'ebditiutn. I'llm Pericli st, . . ,-1,, , ,1.413 stutsso. • e; '9• M.lll, 517 French st:. ' 1r Vs:Sterner. IS! State mt.' i • ..: 7 a . 11;1.11.DIVAILE. ;;,macS. Faes.s. .. -. State ...t„bettveen 12. ti l e& Pt, eRn .1 , ,n".t/11,:lltivr, Wnturftla. . '. STOVF.S AND T/NW.A.R4.I.•' hbobs.r.l . ,Bros - b1 state st' • • ;1-L.1.1111 , 0n- et: In., 1014 atill 1029 Stale %I. pp '••s Inst atter, 1012 l'ainde St. • ' Actors•uts,&,'Averyl 527 French st. tscslm,Shirk.et Whitehead. 12th ..t!Sam.safras, 1 \layer & Sion, 1215 State St. ‘' ' '.' ~ FI`ILNITITIE WA,R . F.RI:I°NItt, J.B.Ribltt & Co., 111 S'tate st ~t arik..t Franz,- 1122 State mt . " l• W.9,ver5,,,715 State st . ':. LIIMIIER 'MERCHANTS. It-awloy 4 . ..8a11, State st.", tiear,clepol. -III1;LIN.E.11.1.* dc STRAW GOODS: .)t. Blake. SOutti Park. ‘V. o ill more, 7O; :state at. . 'BRASS, FOUND4F.S. raaelti .t. Met, 11 State st, i:. laryekt S.: Co., *1 fast 91.11 street. 14.t.CHINISTS.; FOUNDERS AND HOILF:R 41 AKEItS. 1:., , i: - :t 1 , Iron Works; ear. 12th and state sts. •- ' . ' ' PLANING MILLS. Jai. P..rrook* Son, cor. 4th and Peach sta, , taroailpatz. 1214 Peach st. . coFFEEA SPICE ItflLLs. t; , .\*. artvien,l2ll - Peath st. EATING SALOON. - • !..T. haecns,•6l.l French st. • IRON FENCE yrORFEk .I ,, tin Carr,l2l2 State St. 1, - ' •-• wonrcrurrslNG SHOP. ..- , r. r. aoth, in; State st; • COAL DEALERS. C co., cor. I2th S Peach lor:.)11 Co., (Wholesale, 1.5,Pa rk ,Row. IW. Co., col'. 6th !%Iyrtle its. PLUM RIN'G WORKI4 L Hubbard: (Lijelased) cor:St:ate 4 Itli'Kt BOOK BINDPRS. E. M. Vele tf Son, keystone Rank Block. MARBLE WORKS. • „.' Felton &Son, first door bel, Cth,tom Idoe, F. Leonhard, Ninth mt. bet. State & Peach stq. ns CrTLERY RTE $.31( GRIND 79. t , e o .3lferatatelcier, 1250 Turnpike sit,. AtICTION A L COMMLSSION MERMIANTF:. rnalic Winebeli & Co., 821 State st. a , ",Ellsep. American Block Park Row. • 13uiiiiros ITZ:cTR " I•tornec v.t'Lmf, Peach -atrN•t, aboye Unto'n • •,%t, Pa.• • nore7 e 7. GEORGE PL urriEn; al Law, dirard, Ern , - County, Pa. bnhineric attended - to with • and dimgdelt . ~llrp:dah. , A cP4 nu Ls amt Ittanh fh/nk Ni.altifiletarers, vrl:, National 13.anir. iyll - 6t,-1 f.. • No. WI State Sire t, oppogt te Tlrown'm Kip*, Pa. °Mee hour,: from 04 A. M. to '2 M., mot trout I to 5 P P.M. oclU'h7-f f. SA Urt.MAN Wle)lecnie and netall - Dealers in Anthracite; 111 tarathem. and P.laekstnith Coal., Offs corner aen , an , l 121 h street., b rie, Pa.' r... tt,r,stAN. ise:ll-tf.l R.J.Ft AVISMAYt. W. E. MAGILL, fl , mlßt. rytlce In NCPAPTIZWeIei MOCK', north ,1 .1 , .4 I h. , Park Eric. Va. FRANK WlNjt }:LI 4co tn.d.an and Corritnisclon Merchants, and Real Agents, t,,r2 titate street (corner Ninth,) Advanees made on consignments, I : . "'atdrr Ventlut attended to In any part of Fa txx • WM. MARKS, ,TAtior .12D1 Clothes Cleaner, [Tilton • Mock, ve Dr. 13 ennett's Clothe 4 made, clean .l (aid repotted on short notice. Te,nns as rea sonll,l(,:o. any. mr2'. akrux, HOTEL, r PP ,,, if. Union Depot, Erie, Pa:, Jim. Camp !, .1, proprietor. lloute open at nil honrs. The a and t at table always go pplie(l with the choleest tiie inarketn,atfloril, BEE Pa EC. NN TT-. ykielan and Surgeon. Oftlee; East Park St., Ila'verstiek's flour store,—boards nt the ref— ,"nee of Wm. P. ( :ikon. West Sixth street, 2,1 from Sassafras. °Mee hours from 11 n. m. ~n t2 ' tn. Janl'67.tf J . F, RALIA,Ii, -t. E. EICIIMOND, , pa. • Meadville, Pa. . 11 ALOCK 4): • drtcriie) h alt Law and Solicitors of Patents, No. 2) North Park Place, Erie, Pa. Persons de )).rlrtz to obtaln Letters P"atent. -tor their !riven wtil please call or address as above, Fees Tertltory sold for patentees. Spe= teat ion given to colleetions. ni3l-Iy. g.OIIIILER. Ntire of the Pence. reit% street, six doom Anil of Buffalo ttrcet, South Eric. ' . • `• S. SPENCER. tiELDEN NtARVIN. neer 4- Ntarein,- Attnnievs and Connsellora Law. offic e , paragon Mode, near North West rner of t Pnblle Square, Erie, Pa. 4 IL V. CLAUS, in :411 kind.; of Fluidic groccrlea and Prrtyl , l on s, Stone Ware de., and wholesale deal ,.r in Wlnen,lloa , orn, Ciznrs, Tobacco, &c., No. tY3 Erie,Flffli•street jethr-tf. • .....__ 7 _ E. 'T. FRASER, M. D._, _ l ionurpathle Pltrttetatt _and Surgedn. °Mee %,., 1,, 1 Residence G. 53 l'each St. opposite the Dark "'ut'. Oillr,e hours from to ' to 12 a. tn., Itos P. m __ ____, ti.rl4 7 to 8 p. tn. —___ JOHN H. MILLAR, Civil Engineer and Surveyor. Residence cur iitq Sixth street and East Avenue, East Erie. )a...4%;'„ • NATIONAL lIOTEL, Corner Nach and Buffalo eta, .John Br - Yle. pmprletOr Bost of accommodations for people loan the country. Good stable attached. te4t)rt>l.-Iy. ES VOL. 39. erirtrito, Vrobutt,,fruit, ttr: I.ENRY BECK3LiN, Whnlesale rind,Retall i O . •E I 501 slate Street, Erie, Pit. I/LAVE ON RAND n splondid stock of Uro cerles, consixtlug of TEAS, COFFEES, SUGARS, Wooden dk Willow Ware, PORK, FLOUR AND PROVISIONS • Or nll lands, SHIP CHANDLERY, &C.. Sinking the Inca complete assortment of gortd kept by-any Grocer In the pinee. ram also agent for RA:NNEV.4 CELEBRAED AKRON WATER. LIME. reruignarterf for • Clovet and Timothy Seed, oet""-Gm l HENRY BECKMAN. - CHEAP GOODS! GROCERY AND PROISION STORE, • F. SCHLAUDECKER, fd F. & .f. .krhlaudeeker, Is now re eelring a bplendld nxbortment of GROCERIFI4, PROVIFSIONR, Liquors, Willow ' Wooden and galtle Ware , . Fruits, Nuts, de. A large btoeic pf •t. TOBACCO AND 'CIGARS, • • Call and see LIB, at the G-frocser - 37 Headquarters, American Block, State St., Erie, Pa. m514'6741. F.ScIMAIIDECXER. Wliolesale and Retail Grocery Store. P. A. BECKER & CO., • W ; I6AS'ALE Atin RETAIL. GROCEI4% STor l ttl-East Corner Park and French St., (CTIEAPSIDF.,) WOUld.reSpeet fylly call the attention of the co - inanity to their large , stock of ' Grvoceric . ,s and Proviadona, Si TRE VERY LOWEST POSSIRLE PR,NII4! -. COffees:, Teas,.' By7ups, , • ir.„ • TOBACCOS, FISH, Is neCt:surpasstd In the city, ea ther are prepared to prove to all *ho give them a ca They also keep on hand a superloi lot 4 of . • PURE LIQUORS, • for the wholesale trade, to which,l.hey :direCt the attention of the 'public. . Theic motto IS, "(11l irk sales,annall profits and a fall equivalent for the money." apll'al-tf. _____ . • t as. T.3rp eons. • . . ...: ..".t ri fii.• 7 ... 4 .- "P'• • - ".„... 1 ... . , • , . .... „„.• .• , • ... . _ ... . fr o i • ..„ ~.,_ ' '-• K." . ' : 1 q :I i AR • ........ " • ,;., - .4: • wz m. Vra• 02 3 ,61. ~..., 4 _ ...." 4, ND WILL PRISE J' to any person 'end il. mg w, a Club in our Great ' ONE DOLLAR Sale , . • , or . Dry &Fancy Goods A WATCH, PIECE OF SHEETING, SILK PATTERN, 6.-. c., die., . . ..../ F'l4.:F.E.' OF? COST! _.O , ft.' • Our inducements. during the last few , yearit have been LARGE. , Ire now Double our Mites of . . Premiums. ' \ , We haCe inadelmany.linportant additions to our Winter stocks, and have largely extended out Excliangn Lists, and we now feel confident eft meeting thedemands:otour extensive pat ronage. • . 48 - Si•end for New Circular, C'atalagne of Goods and Samples sent to any address Free.. Send Morley by Registered Let— let. Address all orders to ' J. S. HAWES & CO., - 2. - . • ' ' 15,Federal Street, Boston, Naas: Post Dille & Box C. Wholesale Dealers in Dry and Fancy Goods, , . Cutlery, Plated Ware, Alltums, Lindner Goods, 6:u. . r jai -114-12w IiONEY • .-SAVED ! WE ARE CONSTANTLY purchasing for . moth in the. New York and" Boston mar k.e all kinds of DILI AND rANOY GOODS, SILKS, COTTONS, BOOTS AND SHOES, WATER. S, SEWING MAE/lIN CUTLERY, DRESS GOODS, DONILSTIC. GOODS, e. tte., Which we are actually sellime at an average price of One Dollar tot each 'exude. Our sales being strictly for cash', and our trade much lar ger than that of any similar concern, enables us to give better bargain than ran he obtained of any other house. THE " • Are specially invited to give us a trial.d tor n Circular and Exchange List. • Our emb system ol• selling isas follows: For.( we send - 20 patent pen fountains and checks-j describing :10 different articles to ho sold Inc a dollar each; 46 for 10 for SO; IW fur Sift, &e. Sent by mall. Commi‘sloas larger than Above offered by any other firm, 'according to size of club. Single fountain and check, 10 ots. Send money in-registered letters. Send us a trial club, and you will acknowledge that you cannot afford to buy goods of any otherlouse thereaf ter., EASTMAN' & KENDALL, nitel9-3111 63 Hanover BostonAtistte. New Store, Walther's Block. Tne sunscrlocr would call the attention of the public to his splendid stock of Spring and Sumner Dry Goods, Jusit received and offered at =2 I:IIPRECEDENTLY' LOW PRICES I Domestics, Prints, Dress Goods, &c., bonght at low prices and consequently can sell them very low. rail and examine my stock. Goods shown with pleasure. ito.74f. HARDWAREA 1301E71;111 Ra FrLT.E4OO3, lyinn:snic - nnil Retail 11-eiders AMERICAN. & FOREIGN Bellows, Nails, Spikes, • Leather and Rubber felting, • Machine 1 9 ackhig, Cutlery, Saws, Files, dco. Aliso, a general assortment of Iron, Steel • and Carriage Hardware. • 14 - Store at the old at . ind of‘Mr. J. V.I3OYEIt, filde State street a le* doors north of the Depot. 1101:kat 101_11>1%. L. F. STEM, u - AVING bought the Eagle hotel, In Water ford, would inform the puolle that he has thoroughly refitted the same, and Is now ready to accommodate nil in the best of style: liia table Li bountifihly supplied, and the bar Is stocked with the choicest of liquors. noviW - If. , TUB PRWTINO of every kind, in large or sicuill quantities, plain or colored, done In the best style, and at. moderate prices, at the tiscrverolltice' t *i' , T 1 - • . , „ ir . 1 : . :I E Ob Sh R q ~ A . . El Rlnderneellt's Old Stnlid Wholesale and Retail WINTI9 AND Lyquorts Willett they are deslroos to sell at Their assortment of NO. 'SOS STATE STREET I have a large aNsortment of J. F. WALTHER. told Stato St SHELF AND HEAVY HARDWARE, IS elf ical. HOOFLINWS - GERiIIAN BITTERS, AND Hoofland's German Tonic,' The great Remedies - for all Diseases of the Liver, Stomach or Digestive Organs. HOOPLA :M'S GERMAN BITTERS Is composed of the purejnices (or, as they are medicinally termed - ' • Extracts) of Roots, herbs n d Barks, 13 - making a prepara tion highly concen- 11. tmted and entirely free frem alcoholic admixture of Any kind. Rootland'a German Tonle 1,. a comblnatlon of all the Ingredients of the 'itters, With the purest finality of Santa Cruz Rum, Orange, etc., making 0130 of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever offered to the public. Those preferring a Medicine, free from Alco holic admixture, will nse 1100PL)liD's GERMAN, BITTERN Those who haven() objection to the cOmblna lion of the Bitters, es stated, will use ITOOFLAIN'D'S GERMAN TONIC They are both equally good, and contain the same medicinal virtues, the choice between the two being a mere matter of taste, the Tonic be ing the ['keit palatable. The stomach, from a variety of causes, such as Indigestion, Dye- pepsin, Nervous De. bility, etc., is very irl apt to have its func tions deranged. The kJ Liver, sympathizing as closely 11.4.1 t dries with the Stomach, then'becomes effected, the result of which is that the patientisulfers from several or more of the following diseases: Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles, Full nei•s of Blood to the Heud, Acidity of the Stom ach, Nimsea,llieartburn;Msgust tor Fooe,Full ness or Weight in the Stomach. Sour Eructa tions, Sinking or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Head. flurried or Dillicult • Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suilbatting Sensations when In a lying pasture, Dimness of Vision Dots or Webs before the Sight, Dull Pain in tile Head, Deft. clency of Perspiration, Yellowness of the Rhin and Eyes, Pain In the elide, Back. Chest, Limbs, 'etc.e Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning of the Flesh, Oonstant Imaginings of Evil anti Greal Depret.hion of Spirits. • The sufferer from these diseases should exer cise the greatest caution in the selection of a remedy for his case, purchasing only thbt which he is as- rk cured from his in vertigatlons and in- I,J quiri es possesses true merit, is skill- fully compounded ts ,free from Injurious Ingredients and has estati lishqd for Itself a reputaflop- (or the cure of these" diseases. In this connection we would submit these well-known remedies— UOOFLANWR GERMAN BITTERS, AND ; 11()40 0 VI.ANIVEit GERMAN TONIC, Prepared b) DR. C. • .31. JACKSON, Philadelphia, Pa Twenty-two years since they were ti Intro duced into this country from Germany, during which time they have undoubtedly performed more cures, and benefitted suffering humanity to a greater extent, than any other remedies known to the public. These remedies will effectually cure Liver Com plain I, Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Chronic or Nervous Debility, •Ms Chronic Diarrhea, Diseases of the Kid- ,13 net's and an clisenee. es arising from a din- ord e red Liver, Stomach, or Intestines, nEnix,irrlt, Resulting from any cause whatever i-Prostra t ion of the System, induced by Severe• - . Labor, Hardships, Exposure, • Fevers, Etc. There is no medicine extant equal to these remedies In such eases. A tone and vigor is im parted to the whole system, the appetite is strengthened, food is enjoyed, the stomach di gests promptly, the blood is purpled, the com plexion becomes sound and healthy, the yeltow tinge is eradicated from the eves, a bloom is given to the cheeks, and the weak and nervous iitvalld ,becomes a strong and healthy being. Persons advanckl in life, and feeling the hand of time weighing heavily upon them, with all ,its attendant ills, will find In the use of this BITTERS, or the TONIC, an elixir that will in stil new life into their veins, restore in a meas nre the energy and ardor of more youthful days, build up their shrunken forms and give health . and happiness to their remaining years. 1\()TIC1 . 'lt Is a well et.tablished (net that tally one-halt (Attie female portion ' .' of our population aro seldom Ln the en- ' Joymteut of goo d • Ju r health • or, to use their own expres *don, never toe I well." They are lan guid, devoid of all energy, est rerirtly nervous, and hare no appetite. To this class ofpersons the RIITERS, or the TONIC, is especially. reconanietnien. Weak and delicate children . are Made strong by the use of • ither or these remedies. They will Care every case el MARA9IIIL7B,, without fail. Thousands of certificates have accumula ted In .the bands of the proprietor, but space will allow of but few. These, it will be observed, are men of note and of such standing that they must be believed. T . JESTIAIONIA.I.4 H HON. GEORGE W..,WOODWARD, Lx-Chlef Justice of tht hopreole Court Pennqylvanin, writes: PIIILADF.LPISIA, March la, 1567. "I find florgland's Oertnan Bitters Is n cOOd tonic, useful disetu.es of the di,- gestive organs, and .11: ,of great benefit In cases of debility,and %fent of nervous :lc ;lion In the-system. Yours truly, _ CIEO. W. \VOOTSWARD.", , HON. .1A1111;S THOMPSON, Aidde of. the Supreme court of Penusylvaula PH/LADELPILTA, April 23, BA "I consider Hootland's German Bitters a valu able medicine in case of 'attacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify this from my expe rience. YourS with respect. JAMES THOMPSON." FROM REV. JOS. H. KENNARD, D. D., Pastor of the Tenth Baptist Chnmh, Philta DR. MClFCP3ox—Deal"Sir::-I have frequently been' equested to connect my name with roe ornmentlations of different kin& of medicines, font regarding the prattice al out - of my appro priate sphere, I have in all easeiedecltned; bat with a clear proof in , various irate/sees, and particularly in my own family, of the usefulness of Dr. 11Howland's German Bitters, I depart for one, from mynsual course to express my full conviction that, for General Debility of the System, and especiallj. for Liver Complaint, d is a safe and vantaislo preparation. In some cases It may fall; bat usually, I doubt not, it will be very benetliMiiln; those who Nliikr from the above sense. Yours very respectfully,,J. If. I.ENNAILIN„ Eighth, below Coates, SI. FROM RFW. F.«, P.' FENTULL, Ar4lmtant Editor Chrtstlßn Climniele. Ph'lnd.'s, I have derived det•hled benefit from the UR! , of Ilootland's GermanDltters, and feel It toy priv ilege to recommend` them as a most valuable tonic to all who are suffering from General De bility or from diseases arising from derange meat of the Livrr. Yours truly, E. D. FENTIALL. CAUTION. llootland's German itemediessuvrocenterleit ed. See that the Stg- nature of JACKSON la on the ri wrapper of each bot tle. All others are cormterfelt. Princi pal °nice and maim- factory at the Ger man Medicine Store, No. 431 Arch street, Phila delphia, Pa. CHAS. St-EVANS, ProrslAnr. Formerly C', M. JACKSON I'o. VitICES. llooflrd's German Dithers, psrtM ozen ifootiand , e German Tonto, pnt up quliobot ties, ill 50 per bottle, or a half dozen for g 7 O. * Do not - forget to examine well the article you buy, in order to get the genuine, ape'M-IY. ERIE, PA.. THURSDAY ( AnERNOON, MARCH 18. 1869-. jliui 'llancouo. ERIE GUY IRON WORKS, ERIE. PA:. •r MANUFACTURERS OF The Bradley Engine *. A IQew Compound or 'Double Cylinder Engine, IJENES Tll v. P.WI And Is Warranted tnglve MTV TO ONE HUNDRED FERAINT. More- power than a Single (5 Under Engine using the tame amount of steam. STEAM ENOPMS AND BOILIFIRSi OF ALL STYLES OIL STILLS AND TANKS! Of all Deserlpttottn CIRCULAU SAWMILLS READ BLOCKS.' del2-tf. FRANK WINCIIELL it CO., AUCTION & COMAISSION MERCHANTS, No. 824 State Street. liouseholdTurniture and all kinds of Goods, Wares and Alerebandise, bought and soh' and received on consignment. Sales at private residences attended to in any part of the city.; Sale of flat telt old Furniture, Carpets, QUeets- Ware, Uorse Wagons, and all litlndapf goods on WEDNESDAYS AND SATURDAYS, .f;‘• .= ' AT 9!,‘ O'CLoCK, A. Af. A large consignment of queensWrire, Glass ware, Bohemian amid China \ axes now on hand, will tat rinsed out regardless of cost at private sale. ' • - ira-Vendues attended to in any ,part of the county. ap9-tf. Tollworthy T.,ove, • NO. 1890 PEACH .ST., Have ltdopted a iie syi,t• m of doing bust ess, and would respectfully call the attention t their customers to the fart that they are now I . ‘,lllng goods for CASH, Olt READY PAY pp,„ believe that we can do our customers Jus e by so doing and would ask them to call and see our splendid stook of groeettes,conststing of Tens, Coiref.s. Sugars. Spices, &c.. Comprising everything In a well kept grocer!: store. We ntso have the her,t quality of ERIE COUNTY FLOUR. Also FEED In unlimited (maul Give qs a call. ' e-;"" TOLLNVORTHT it. LOVE, 1390 Peach St., opposite National Hotel, •r „ myni-tf. C. ENGLEHART 4 'CO.. IYEALF.IN IN BOOTS AND :5 , -- Keep always on hanctaltAles'_of„, LADIES' Ml }X AND CFULDRE,NI3 Prenelbt, Kld, Gnat and Pebble Gnat Laced, Button and Congress In dOTS., Of the Guest quality;.whteli<will be warranted for durability, as well's.; in lit, :which we * will sell ie.. Lowy as; the, 7_,oNveNt. \Ve also make to order.. Rapairing carefully attended to. m921-tf CO: BLANK BOOKS! (':nigher, 'McCreary dt Moorhead, • I=l ErLdVNIK 3001iCS, of every description, BOOKS, • ENVELOPES' ANT) PAPETi, CHEAPER Than any house In this ilty, Also, SCHOOL BOOKS, At Wholesale, as cheap as any Jot?blng non se In t ht-,coun try. ' 13.1111,1 ES: The Depository of the Bible Society. at - 3i'CRE.A 111' & MOORIIEAD'S inyll-tf. 13A_INIi: NOTICE. Keystone National ' Bank, OF MR !JP.. CAPITAL $250,000. DIRECTORS; Selden Matvin, John W.. 331 9 41, Ellhn Marvin, • Sextet Town, ONoilie. -• . ORANGE NOEL , Prest. • - - . 03-:"TOWN, Cash. The above bank is now doing"4r:wines/I in Its new building,' CORNER OF STATE AND 1ff.13/ITH STS. Satisfactory paper discounted. Money re ceived on deposit. .Colleetioua made and pro ceeds accounted for with promptness: Drafts, Specie and Bank Notes bought, .anne. sold. A share of public patronage solicited... I - TO THE PUBLIC. There Is no nse seudhag to New York t • • FOR - YOUR TE &SI No tage going to the refineries• to buy REFINED OILS No nse going to soap factories t. ) buy SOAP: No rise to poy big- prices for au r of your Groceries and Pro visions ! While there is a LIVE CASH ST DBE, nn tho corner of z4th and State Si treete4. Try the Cash gtore Agents Wante A. - 11, 1 08:. THE AMERICAN YEA. 1: NATIONAL, REONTE.R for M. Astron omical, Historical. Poltttcal, Colt =eyelet, Agri enituml, Educational, Religion i, This work contains a vast fund of late and *. minable infor mation respecting the Unita xi States and Foreign Countries, including iry department of the General and State Govei rimonts, which all classes of business anti pr ofeasional men will find itivairetble for, dally reference. Ad* dress O.D. CASE a CO.. irn Whiten, jan2l4v Her tf?rd, Conn. Which And NMI ADA a IllarNll23 Agents for the Observer. sown Erle—F. NV. Koehler. . • Corry—Amos Heath, Sohn Sent W Petroleum Centre—Geo. W. Wilson. Oak Gruve—Wm. J. Welker. Wayne—D. W. Howard, D. C. Kennedy. - Seartansbarg—Jolin G. Burling V. aterford—W. C. White. Union Borough—M. V, B. Brown.. Lrnton Townshlp—Mosoi Szn Bey. Albion—Alden Pomeroy. FairvieW—Amos Stone.. • Girard—Capt. 0. W. Hutchinson. • Elk Creek and Lundy's Lane—Wm. Sherman. Concord—A. W. Cov ell. springtield--011bert Hunt. Lockport—J. C. Cuitfftuau. Wattsburg—Lyinan Robinson, A. Enswort h. - 1 3teglean Township—E. Pinney. - • Edinboro—Marcos Saley. Harbor Creek—Wm. Salt small. North Fast—B. A. Tabor.' nen Irobrrtioements. PHILVRELPHIA & ERIE RAIL ROAR. WINTER TEBE TABLE. Through and lgreet Route bettieen ph ht, Rattf more, rterrisburg, vort, and the - GREAT OIL REGION OF PENNSYLVANIA. ELEGANT SLEEPING• CARS On all Night Trains, Oand after MONDAY, Nov. =4l, Ittik, the + trains on the Philadelphia & Erie Railroad will run as follows-: • , WESTWARD. Mall Train lea-ves Philadelphia at lu:13 p. m., Corry, Silk m.. and arrives at Erie at 9:51) P. in. Erie Exprea.s leaves 'Philadelphia at 11:50a. m„ Corry, 8:10 n. in. and arrives at Erie at 10:0a R. In. Warren Accommodation iCiVel; Warren at 12111 . p. m. Corry at tllO p. m., and arrives at Erie at 3:50 EASTWARD. Mail Train Leaves Erie at 11.855 a. tn. Corry, 12:15 p. tn, rind arrives nt Philadelphia nt 10:00 a. tn. Erie Expresi leaveh Erie at G:2 p. tn., Corry, 8:1.5 p. in. and arrives at Philadelphia at 1:25 p. In. Warren Accommodation leaves Erie at 8:10 a. in., Corry at 10:10 a. m„ and arrives at . Virar re. n at 11:40 a. m. Mall anti Express connect with 011 Creek and Allegheny River Railroad. 13AknAar.citErgEn T 1111101•011. ALFRED L. TYLER, Gen'l Superintendent Erie l & Pittsburgh Railroad. O N ta r) . ;‘HI ru ER n (11 1° 12 - r %- t.rth C u ) s - flAvslB6B. LEAVE ERIE.--43OrTEI WA RD. Etts A. M., Pittsburgh Express, stops at all sta tions, and arrives at A. & O. W. IL. It Trans . • . ier at 1:15 p. m., at New Castle at 3:15 p. tn., and at Pittsburgh at G:(Xl p. in. 6:00 P. M. Accommodation, arrives at Pitts burgh 'at 10:00a. tn. • Prixsaurtort—Norcrutvnau. 1:15 a. tn., ErltfExpress leaves Pittsburgh and arrives titr tu e 2..50 p„ rn. 4;35 P. M., A ‘oruoilation leaves Pittsburgh and arrivt,„ at Erie 12:11 tn. Pittsburgh Express south connects nt James town at I'it2s p. tn., with .1. & F. Express for Franklin 11.111% OR City. Connects at Transfer at 1:45 _p. in., with A. & U. W. Accommodation west for Warren, ILavenna and Cleveland. Erie Express north connects at A. & G. W. Transfer at 11:10 a. In, with Mail east for Mead ville, Franklin and Oil City, and nt Jamestown ' with J. & F. Express for Franklin. Trains connect at Rochester with trains for Wheeling and all points In West Virginia; and at Pittsburgh connections for Philadelphia, Harrisburg, Baltimore and Washington, via Pennsylvania Central Railroad. • -- - Erie Express north connects nt Girard with Cleveland &.F.rie trains westward for Cleveland, Chicago and all points in the West; at Erie With Philadelphia & Erie Railroad forCorrv, Warren, frvineton, Tidioute, &c., anti with Banal° & Erie Railroad for' Buffalo, Dunkirk, Niagara Falls and New York City. F. N. FINNEY, decl2lff-tf Asst. Superintendent. ERIE DIM SAYINGS and LOAN COi L. L. LAMB, Prod. M. ITARTLVIE Vlce rrest (3 El/. W. COLTON, Secretary and Treasurer. MIME= W. A. GALBRAITH, ORANGE INL'o_ . tn. E, PRP:SC(IIT ;MF.TCALF, SELDEN MARVIN, JoIIN H.. HLIS.4, M. GRISWOLD, ,, Jolill C. SBLDEN, G. F. BRnvlLlai:R, BENI. WHITMAN, •• 1.. u. LAMB, .. LIRAS SCIHXRAIFF, - M. GARTLEB, - a. D. DRI.AMATER, 3feadville, - The above Institution IN now fully organized, and ready for the transaction of hankingopera t lons, In the room under the Keyttone Bank, CORNER. of STATE and EIGHTH STREE'M It open.: with A Capital Stock of *lOO,OOO, wahni"rivile g oor Increasing !.o Mt a million. Loans and discounts' transacted, and pur chases nude of ail kind/3 of.walsfactory securl t rir To the CltilellS generally this Bank wren. , an excellent opllnrtnntly for laylng by their small sltvingg,a.. I in,er.:,kl will be allowed on Deposits of One Dollar or Upwards. a;" - SPECIAL DEPOSITS... I O A special 'feature f the Bank Will be Lag re ception, for safe k lug, of all k had. of Bonds awl Securities. J ry, Plate, &c for for which a large FIRE AND SUROLAR PROOF' I , 4ULT has been carefully provided. Persons having any property of this etaracter which they wish to deposit in a secure place, will find this feat tire worthy their attention. rily:2l-tf. 1. want, to toko , each Ideopy head, • Who stall& Irpfin the. brink, Where yawning gulfs tbArince the dead Who night, but di Lnot, think. • 4 want to warn the living ones •Who blindly grope along, 'Ye fathers, daughters, mothers, son-, What perils round you throng! Look out, lay reader, are you flee, Or do you wear the mark' - .Niost all are blind and cannot see, . Yea, groping In the dark. r'slarrib a,demon In the head, onstmeptlon is Its snti ; hdsts, yea, countless millions, dead ;Vette/vs you may be one, • thatt - tei:ine, hawking, spitting, hhous Catarrh fffects your head, Matter and slime in throat or nose, Huns do wn .3 our throat instead. Your lungs Antl'il - t_TP"hni will tOkoW eonstunption ha% is t t atarrh, it,t sire, will ti.te,l It, to. 'Till y return to if void, taroet yOuri.t fu. 7 p.. 1 ANNIFIII, %Tor: htlY: Now don't ron:et u hat I I. Or think thte .nhlect (I*-. Wllt.rOTT', ANNIIIILATOU larrh—the (lemon flier; It ,:tve, the lunt:,, Ilea It !t illslit f. kart t . .ttarrh tittieltly dtes. I want to grittily my friends, Understalla About \1 PAINT, U , e, its ends. , And why Its ,treat demand. I want to Rhow you, plain aq Why Pats PAINT stop , all path: That you may never have to gay "I'll not try paint again.", PAIN PAINT will Cool brit never ...non Pump , inflammation out; harmle,4 on hreavr or brain, A trial ,tons all doubt. When Inflamtnat lon leaves the frame, pain will ee.ase - at ottee; Itemove.the 'tis all the name•; None dembts unles4 a dunce. The pores will open and drink PAIN PA vs - T Absorbents nil with cam!: Restores the weak, the RIM:, the faint, The greatest sceptic please, • di:vapor:A(on meta the place Innatumat ton tlies ; :tint binnll at the nletorbent's,brisi. Vales PAINT in vapor rise. Tis thus Ems I'M:Cr removes all doubt, 1.1C1)1(1VOS the very cause fly pumping Inflammation out ; On this tee rest our elms , . Wolcott's Pate Paint la sold at all drug stot es: 'also, Wolcott Criithilatot, forth t cure t n tarrli and I*(dtli; In the head. Sent by Express .u 2 receipt of the moat- y, at ICI. Chatham square, N. Y: it. L. \VoI:A.)7X. Prop. tvtv2s- tcv SINGER'S - lirdlßOTE'll.. Frau r Embroidery n'i! lifoutfacturlng Selling Machines. . • • zr" • xcir tV),0( 4 3 matli. and SOM iu the year nu. Office Year of Genaheirner'm Clot hing Store, as2gtat.o•St, Erie, Pa.. IS•LS YOB PRINTING 'of every kind, In large or small quantltles, plain or colored, done to be beat style, and at Moderate prices, at the tit?asroor wince: PEOPLE WILL TALK. We may go through the world, but 'twill be very slow, It we listen to all that is said as we go ; We'll he worried and fretted, and kept in a stew, For meddlesome. tongues niust have ,021C thing to do. people willpeople• will talk, von know people will talk, 0! yes, they must talk, you kur. It quiet and modest, you'll have it\ presumed That your humble position is onlyi assumed. 'You're a wolf in sheep's clothing, or else , you're a fool ; 'But don't get excited—keep perfectly cool. If generous and noble, they'll vent nut their spleen ; You'll hear some loud hints that. you're sel fish and mean ; If upright and honest, and thir as the (lay, • You'll hear some have hints in a sly, sneak- t ink way. And then if you show the least holdnes., of heart, Or a slight inclination to takeyour own part. ; They'll call you an upstart, conceited and vain ; But keep straight ahead and don't stop to explain. If threadbare your coat, lir OM j/iAilllilell your hat, • • • t Some one of course will take notice ot• that,. And hint rather strong that you can't pay your way ; But don't get excited whatever they say. It . you dre.s in don't think to, f.."— cape, For they critic➢Se, then, in a different shape; You're• ahead of your menus, or your tailor's unpaid, But mind yoUr own linsines.:--there's naught to he talk before vim ; hhl then at your 1 back Of venom and slander there's never a lack ; How kind and polite in all. that they say, But bitter as gall when: you're out of the way. The best way is to do. as you plea.e. For your mind, if you have one, wilt then he at ease ; yourse you will meet. with all sum; of abuse, Pod do 9 think to stop thou—it din't.any • use, • Fur pC!ople will talk, you know people will talk, 0 ! yes, they will talk, you knovv AN OLD MAID'S VIEIVS. Some one who avows heiself an old maid takes-U very cheerful and satisfactory view of her social situation, in the Troy Timer. rler views will he of interest to many • It always astonishes me when I take a re alizing sense of the fact I am an old marl' Whv,vou'll scarcely believe, it when I confe , s that I once had lovers by the legion, and of- fern were as.numeroti's as flirtations are ndw a-days. I was always in love. I don't le tnember the time when I had not come Wil lie or Prank to dream about, and write love letters to, ,and as I donned my long dresses. some handsome Charles Augustus - was sure to keep my thotights employed until anbtlier with greater fascinations superseded You need not imagine I regret them now. No, indeed! My, life is a•pleasant one. No one annoys me, er men's wives or young girl', breakiug• . my heart. No husband calls me "my , loNT' in company and "old Unite" at ltome! He floes not growl at milliners' bills or extravagant wardrobes. lie never sits looking at me, wkliing I were as handsome as Mrs. II or Miss - J—. lie does not wish my eyes were as divinely blue and my 'hair as charm ingly golden as Katie's, over the way: lie never casts sly glances at pretty girls, throw ing them hisses when my back is turned. )1 e =I doesn't marvel Loa• h ever came to mire me, when there were so mane hundsoine women in the world. If I inn ill, he 14 not wondering how weed 3 would become him, and if he should be obliged to have an ex pensive itieral. He 6111 thinking what a jolly widoVer he'd ,make, and how eager pretty Jenny.F— would be to marry him, or how gladly Flora would lift Up her bewitching brown eyes and promise to be his. He ,does not coinplacently fondle his elegant moustache before the mirror, and think hoiv every one must pity him, and rr gret !girls especially) that so handsome a man , . -- should be bound to so plain-looking a woman. ; He isn't watching me continually to see it I I: fulfil all my duties as a wife :to criticise my ; mobes bas j'Oined the Masons, and here every movement, to Ile annoyed at the weak- , is Ilk experience irk“-etting into a Lodge: ness of the tea, the toughness of the steak.' I mast tell you or the perils and trial,: I or the lateness of the breakfast. Thank the I jiad to undergo to hecome a Moson. lin the gods—no! I am a free wothan. I do at ., I ' evening in question I presented tnysell at the please, go where I please, think, breathe, ; door of cite Lodge room_ No. :4/X(6:sign 01 sneeze, wink .cough, sleep, eat when I please. ' the skull :Ind cross bones I watt rondueted Old Mother Hubbard hail her dog, Dame I to an ante-room, where five or six melan :Crtimy had her pig, but I have my eat ! An I (Moly chaps, in sashes and embroidered nap intellectual animal, too, one that has more I kin., were waiting .to receive nw. On my natural. intelligence .than many children. entrance they :ill T4ot up and turned back Tabby and I enjoy ourselves in a rational ' somersaults, and then resumed „their seats, manner. She never speaks a cross word ;; s t big fat fellow, who sat in the middle, and neither do I. Together we sit. and think'_ who seemed to be the proprietor, then said: hours-{:t a time, Ly•the open grate, and draw ' "igniter from the other world, advance !" great morals from the fire within. Tabby has ' "Will you give up t verything to loin us b" .a quiet temperament and: we ,'ever ;Quarrel. "Not V I know it," I said ; ';there iS my wile , 1 often hear people eXeltlilll %II gt slitinaii4 and fourteen , tine--" ; Another party here ' are always gossips. NOt so. I don't l are-if told me to say "yes." as it was a mere mt- Mary Jane has stolen another girl's beam I lee miens So I flid,"Ycs.l give lip every never feel interested in The cost of Susan's thing,' • ' . - new bonnet, or Jennie's silk dresses. Ido not rite fello ;sin or; ,ow -I i then g•-eetheil and 1 wonder.that Mrs. c : —should b e ex i ra va. said ''''Fis - well,' Do yen; ewe: , 11: - -t er to re glint, or Miss ('— should dirt so znin)i, j yeahanything you hear or• • - t e %this evening What do I care? Tabby and I oecnsiouafty to any Lothian being. or your wife 's'• I said, remark upon the folly- anil stupidity of 'eer."'Yon my word, I will mit." They then ex thin persons, but we do not mention it out of amined my teeth :mil felt my tongue, then our oc'n family, My eat is not comniunica- groaned aguin. I said, "if von don't feel five; neither am I_ , well, I hate got a little bottle hen." The Yesterday I met one of my old lovers. I fat 111411 then took. tlij bottle trora me and Once he praised my eyes, niy lips, the beauty told thmi dme to s id, M hut opingHe On n, ill 2 oa l v e oic of er, sa "forth 'the gt ' ' An of my hair, the treshness of m 7 manners. Ile professed to love mi., but he met a preIII. other fellow, then comes up with a cloth to er girl and i a gayer young man, and so we blind me. "No you don't, Mr. Mason," I parted. • He is married now, has a eros, said . "no trieks ou travellers, if you Ocase, : faded'wite and seven children. He looks old I.don't believe in playing Windt - min s bud and weary I felt sorry for him, hut, I smiled I with a goat. -11 l ride the devil if 3'+'t lilt'e, but I don't co it blind., ''-'t and lone-k, or I'll at my folly in ever wasting ode thought upon ldm: Would I give up my jolly lid• of an.• knock you into smitiferet;ns L' They were old nmirl? Never is.'sl'Y hair is growink*eray, _too math for me, howsver, so I had to .nil , to being blindroldcd. 'Tile go.o was , but I don't use -11 41's flair Restorative." My , face has some w tinkles in it, hut 1 don't use then Ird.in,4 114 I could hear him making "Laird's Bloom of' Youth." My lingets• are 'an awful racket among this furniture. I be ton white, and soft, and djrnpled, but I do gait to red that 1 was urgently wanted at 1 not bathe them with "eold cream," and wear,. home, hut I was in Mr it and emild not help old kids, I don't teat out my hair with trim- ' tit } - serf si tiers. I never wear long trails that ,weep the Three or lour 1.-Ilows thi-n elled nic, and with a demoniacal laugh meat me on thr• , on tor Valf a tulle. Ido not wear humps on'my hwl - and double up with the fashion- animal's back, telling me at till . '-:1111t . tilili. to look out tor squalls. I have hcen in, many !•able " 1 .-.Np,„;4 1 . - a. bend." I don't have to wear eye glasies and pretend lam near-sighted. I serape:, Mr. Editor; Fveheincin many ti.zitt.. ,am not obliged 1.0 wear a butterfly's wine on I have been pitched out.of a four story win my head in - F . 4.1:1:43', freezing my ears till I d9w :. I have gone down' in a railway colli : they are purple,. ; I don't base to go shiver- Ann ; but little,this oat exclusion t wa., ahead • ing in low-neck dresses, non howl opera mu• of them all. The confounded thing must-be ! sic till my throat is tore, nor study attitudes all wings and honns. It, bumped me against i before my: mirror, nor '.it ,niy tongue out chairs and tables, and the ceiling, but I tiling ,endeavoring to learn German, ton - fall iii love fon like a Trojan. I turned front somersaults I with my dancing master..j aux not under the and rolled over. I thought it was"•all over t.paitzful necessity of squeeiing my hands 'in I with me. I was just on the point s :of hiving No. six gloves when seven Is niyintunber,nor. i up, when the, bandage tell. tram tint (". es, do I pinch my feet in little shoes until exist- and the goat bounded throinth the window ence seems a burden. Ido not baypi ~o sing .with a yell like a; Wild Indian airing up the Italian ditties in a languishing manner to ghost. ,I was in a Lodge! of Masons. They some sentimental youth m tight Pants were dancing a War -.l.inco around a big and waxed moustache. I• am far 'Kull, and Playing leap-frog., and turning more independent in my plain merino, hand-gPrings, rind the big, fat 'fellow of cite with my hair in a little knot, that ante-room was standing-on his head in tlie : Flora Merlimsey .in her elegant silks' Miss and c"rner . • '..- , sparkling diamonds. I can look, at a gay Ew I. - Entirely as Yon Vie It. young man.-and he does not flatter himself that I, am dying Mr love of him. 1 tango to "Dow mintterably osliims,", muttered an church and listen to •the sermon, not caring elegant Italian (heyhoued at he' stoppisi for Mr the stylish hats and handsome dresses tit 1 a second an his way bit ;nigh OW_ yard to my neighbors. I can enjoy my friends' tut , - look, at 4.1. huge sow 13 allow bug in the mire, ceases and riches, feeling no envy. I can sec c, with her litter of little ones, "poor miserable lovers kiss their swiectlwarts good-night with. creature—so hideous! Snrely that alone ant a pang. , • . I would render life intolerable, but to tie tor- Lever in this poisonous atmosphioe. and.„( on- Tim. other evening a couple of Young men I deineeto swallow' that hateful wash. Oil ' were exhibiting a patent churnin Canton, Inn sorry for the Unite .1! :red I e' pa,: ,- .4.,1 on Illinois, when it humorous'old lady averred that thy, disgust strodgly c \ tat --t il in 101 dint the machine was a handing. To lot ts • . . disprove the assertion, they offered to make "Mammy," squeaked ' a litt:e ',pig that had butter within ten minutes. The Al lady ;climbed up tilt. old sow , back to get a good filled the churn, the patent-right heroes sel tight or them, `who is that gentleman ?-11.4w to work, and spent two hours in perspiring. train he is ! tool he looks so sic`::. Who i-. and relieving - each other, to-no purpose,. be- Ihe .t... tn , , fore the j ocalarmatron ihformed them ;that I- The old ,tiir opene t d. her red eye , . • wide they wee e churning buttermilk. ••• 'a she could, and squinted at the greyhound as he vanished in the distaml• , then, stint- I CoNNEcrtet - r,cditof fell on an icy side- time them "g ain ' m"were'l— . It's tilt: grey homid, childteti. Poor fel %Valk last week. .Redid not use "unparlia- snot ! he ii thin, induec. No wonder, for in. 'dismays'dismayshingu as some would have s age;' tedd of le-tiding a ll lite of luxury sue.t.s ours done, Ina T ba his lips; rubbed down his bruises —laying ash ep in this ni , :e -..ti mess all day. and, while; a benevolent smile radiated his with nothing co do but to feast on stir wash connttmance, retafirii - ed • •I'We don't cherish any ill will ; tot ; for light and'initertaining and •r"lt''n Pr•itatoi-, aides , We likr 1 ,0 go.amil scratch m u -4,d ves on die pine; be It:is to reading matter, recommend .to it:, the °bill'. ' scour the country from morning AM night, ary tit the man who owns this sidewalk.' • and ;its yri7 Bute to eat for his Isbar, 104, - ing by his lanky body„ No Wonder Ile iWks sick. I dare• say. he wilt envying W.S. 'and longing Mr some wash. I'm sorry for him. but we can't all be pigs l" ' T• L r WO WIVES of a Mormon liishOp lately got into trouble about their,ebildren, Wife Na. 1 punished the: children pf. wife No. 2. Wife No. 2 became indignant and held wife No. 1 while her angry children yeturntl the whip ping which they hail rec:Piyed No husband Ilicts with oth The Patent 'Right 11,utubug. Apropos to Mr. Stravilthhis bill to pre vent fraud- in the :dale Of patent right , , the following comes directly in point • A Ilarttord paper gives a 1110.1 amusing sketch of a ii , :ene in coml. in a 'ease to re cover the payment of a note given by a Mr. Eno, of Ilartforu, for the right to sell a newly invented washing - machine in Massachusetts and a part nt Connecticut, bought of. one James E. North, Of Tioga county, NeW York, and . v.. hich Eno ith,t,' lyzovcdlo lit worthies , . North seem , to ha‘e been sharp and Eno a trifle dull. The b- o ...inionv of Mr. Eno, - which was given with much simplicity and considerable feeling, kept the spectators in the court room, and even the judge and jury, in almost constant laughter. After en tering into the ease somewhat. he sail, sub stantially • "I relied upon. North's statectoit entirely implicit confidence in hitn." Oninsel—"Did North -top at, your h , m-e while in Hartford 7" : Eno—'lle did, on and on, for m:arly week.. I asked him to dinner one day, and he stayed Mont; after that." Cotinsel--- - Did "he :mend elnuTh with Von?" E 110—" Yes, and he Went to Sabbath FC 1, “" 1 . U. appeared to he :t very pious nytn, null I :t , h,e,.1 him to ~ .t y prayer; in my house.- Coun,el- - In prayesri, did he innke niiitoion to. hiq inteipst in your wel fare ':- Eno—• Ile told tut that lie took a great in. terest in me, wanted tr makeMe rich, &c. and :viten he prayed, he wanted me to he blessed and kept from temptation as I tray Bled about the country with his machine [Great applause.] Opposite Counsel— machine';" • Ents-- - I don't think lie said ik.tehine but that was it loading point in his prayer." [Laughter. . ' The witness rill:Aril what North had told 1 him—that he could make money hand over fist; that , he t Northi '`mopped out, and "cleaned out," and "wrung out" all the other., washing Machines made with this one, After the sale was effected, fortified with a model and a machine for working. started off to dispose of county right,. The first place he visited was Worcester, Mass. Let him tell his own story in brief. • - - North had told me Just what b: do whorl I got into a place. I was to go into a hotel and put my model down where Qverwbody _Unit came in could see it. When Nati done that, I win, to stand around till some one ulna- and looked at the machine, when I should step ifp and tell of the wonderful ad vauta,:es of the invention. lie represented that overyhody would fin delighted with it. 'Laughter.] When 1 gOt to Worcester, I went to a hotel and put the model down. There were several standing around, and the first thing they said was, 'There they come again—the.churn Makers!' [Shouts of laugh ter. I "lie had told it e the machine would work one hundred and, fifty pieces in an hour I told them in Wottester, relying on his state- Mettle, that so; and they waited to see it done. I took hold to do lcand never worked hard since I was born. [Oreat taught - en] I was stripped clean down to my pants and shirt. I Laughter.] There were a dozen or fifteen persaus looking on, and the water was fiying all over the room! , [Long continued laughter, which the Sheriff tried in rain to check ] North had explained to me that one of the chief advantages of the machine wid- that it was water-tight. 'l,Laugh-• tent "North also recommended the machine as , being especially adapted for washing nice work, such as pocket handkerchiefs, tkc. gave that out as one of ,the strong points in Worcester. Soule .of , the lathes brought in handkerchiefs, with' butterflies and things Worked in the corners, but, atter they came out of the machine, the butterflies were knocked higher than a kite."• Qreat nwrri ment.] , *ounsel—"Dl , l you sell any of thy m..ehaLes in Worcester 4 Eno—"Nu. I worked three litn,rs, hinder than I ever worked in my life, and. never 5t one.• They told Inc. they didiff like the way it worked."- j Laughter.] The claim of the pla4ntilf is. that Mr. Elio Iwasn't the proper man to sell the, machine ; ] that the representations were not all fair, & - c. , But the 'merits of the ease have nothing to do with any newspaper notice while the trial is pending—the only object being, in this report to give the reader Some idea Of the • Indierou:ies, it the situation "as other.; saw Ilil lw of tile Joining the MaNott4. Iv ladies %vete east aklritt, on'the sen,wl7,c:re world they steer' to' .The lalr t!f Man "Sir, bring mo a good plain dinner," said a melancholy individual to a waiter at one of the principal hotels in the State. "Yes, sir." • The dinner was brought and deyouredand the cater called the landlord aside and thus _ addressed him : Veii are the landlord ?" ' "You do a good business here "Yea; fin astonishment-) "You nmke, probably, ten dollars a day clear 1. - "Yes, NO. 45, ''Thin lam safe I cannot pay Thr what I have consumed. I have been out of employ ment seven months; ,but have engaged to work to-morrow. I had been without food tartar and twenty hours when lentered'your place. I will pay you in a week." "1 cannot pay my bills with such piomi• see," blustered the landlord,. "and r do not keep a poor house. You should address the proper authorities. Leave me something for security." , "1 halo nothing." "T will take your coat." "If Igo into the street nithoitt that I will - get, my death. such wcather.as thi s ." "You should Ineve thought of that before you came here." - You are serious W 11,1 solemnly aver that one week Iron' now I will pay you." "I will take the coat." " The coat was left, and a week afterwards redeemed. Seven year , after that ,t wealthy man en tered the political arena, and NM, presented to a caucus as an applicant for a Congression al nomination. The chairman of the caucus held his peact'. He heard the name and his tory of the applicant, who was a church member and one of the most re , pectable T-lut vote Was a tie, and he cast • the negative, thereby defeating the wealthy ali plicant, whom he met an hour afterward, and to whom he 6:AI "You don't remember me "No." "I once ate dinner in your hotel. Although I told von I was famishing, and pledged my wont and honor ,to pay you in a week, you took my coat and saw me go into the inclem ent air nt' the risk of my life without it." - Well, sir, what then ?" ' •'Not much. You called your Self a Chris t TO-night you were a candidate for nomination, and but for me yon would lime b e en ,:dected MCongres.. • . . Three year after, the Gin istiati hotel-keep er became a bankrupt. The p , ..‘or dfulteriesE wretch that WaS is now a highz functionary We know him well. The ways of Provi dence are indeed wondertui, and the world' mutations are aln , st beyond conception or Tur: gvjat LIMCkS tl4 Wit Of time. Ir brevity is the sgul of wit, what a vat amount Of fan there is in the tairof a fashion able eoat: • AN Ohio lady, of the most approved "mor al idea" pattern, has lately sued' ak negro for seduction under promiAe of Murriage. Away with "caste'" PAN2:I: FEnx says in the Lkleer, 'that fur every woman fool slie will 1114 u man fit to he her mate--which demonstrates that Fan ny is no fool herself. A. FELLOW in Kansas, who was ducked by n parcel of boys fur. heating' his IN A ite, sued them flu. damages, 'the magistrate tiromptly sentenced them to deck hint again. A %lAN in St. Louis recently got married on Tuesday, look the chills on Wednesday, wrote his will on Thurday, went mad on Fri day, and died on Saturday. wn maS , judge from speeches' on the gallows, murderers, in propurtion to num bers, hare a. much larger representation In heaven than. any other class of human be: 01:n "man around town." who has been experimenting. declares that it, is a moral impossibility fur a young man 'to learn the German lauguagb by simply drinking lager beer. It cannot be done. WUEN you bear of a man's having been punished for crime, you may well exclaim, "poor fellow !" for if he were not "poor" he probably wouldn't have been punished. you pass a door after nine o'clock at night, and see a young 'man and woman, and hear a smack, you may bet your hot t t fiollir that, the young man don't live there A Cos . :menet:l' boy,of Datiblil,' lately ha dertook the job of drowinf; a cat by putting it in a paper bag with a stone and throwing tt - ,ato a pond. The result was the catarrircu home before the boy did. AN ambitious politician recently made love to a poor air) in Mistto•tri, the reputed heiress to 4300,000 in gold, °nay discovering after he had married her that the whole thing was a mistake_ ' flits. CATifftitiiit Sommrat has applied in St. Louis file a cliN'tfrce from the CODjIIL.TaI Summer L reason of Sommer's desertion . . Sommer having become winter. to her, she demands a chance to try another season. ONE of the Western papers reports ti cer t:in riergyman as Int.%:it*, "taken a contract for reil val preachine in Davenport. lowa. It states that the gentleman has just "can. chided a successful engagement" at Rock - THE Brooklyn Eagle of Friday puts, as Its /ending . item under the head of "Crimes and Casual'leg," an ae - count of a Milwaukee mar. rive, where the liridearoom was 61 and the fair bride 57. Was tlii= a "crime" or "casu alty"—or both ? Tur. man who • takes a newspaper for a number of years, and then refuses to pay for it, would steal a passage to II( •iven in a se cret calrrier of a streak of lightning and smug gle gdld from the streets of New Jerusalem to buy stumps of half-penny cigars. 3frssEsoTA paper speaks of a cotempb rzry as "the nudescript newspaper concern," which is published by the "senile slinger of un , avoly English and crazy crotchets: Our "goosine" neighbor will have to 'look out foi his laurel, - A 1 , of fond lovers in NOV Orleans ti of life and the p2rseeutions of cruel fits: rents, tied their tight hands together and leaned from a bridge with suieltW intent. But whtle the youth went over the rail, the maiden went !Ind( r, and they were both found Imigling and ,ereanting. Tue. organ of female sutirage—the lievo hition—ig hi favor of women riding - veloci• pedes, "as the veloeipetle can be ridden at first in no other possible way than astride, and faQhion worshipping ladies will easily Overcome all delicate , eroles about the man - m-r of riainx.• ••p%;" said a "own; hopeful ii/e other day, lwar you .tay you wanted a cider t •• Yes, toy ;•ou ; where can I 7,et one the parent "Why, you jest try Jake Stoke=. By tile way he hugged sictep Sal the other night out by the gate, I shouici think he might he about the thing you want." notion, of run are 2sorneWhat different from amowu. In Georgetown, Col' othe.r day, Moll Greer mthrtal4 wounded v,ith a pistol one 3lnemire. She w:1 , merely shooting for fun, she explained when the unfortunate man put his Leda round the corner jut in time to stop the Titi: court-Jill? of Deacon Marvin, in . I_ , Vme, was as finhp4e as the rest hf his life. , It oc curred to lion one day that he qinght to _et Inarried. So, throwing a sheepskin, cn hi, horse' , back, he rode to Ijietty Lee;, and, '‘‘ getting of' Lt., horse, called her •out to him, alol Old her that the Lord had cen him to nuary her. Betty was taken a hob• hack, but replied archly anti submi-siveii, - The Lord -will be ' Tut: "Home Guard Volunteer.," of Cuba, with a 1..: liollitr; over with wra , ll, and - want to in...urt;entq "hankr,e , i, dram n and tuar tererl,"'reminil 111 - e New-York Mull of "some •.,un:ninary por-onage. tinting our own late v,.tr,'" wiv. never - t.tiMinguisheil thim ti v. eNJI 4 sII c, to rebel bullet,." Whctt. er Neu; Ynwk such people we ca..l out -ay, but we are quite sure uune ev.r re idyl in Erb, unle.94 it might be that our frit n:1 -- - halloo teas an exception! Tin: young latlit of Dover. Warne coun- Vl' intoned a t'ociety for the 'rt tlemption of yontur. ‘ men from had I . —htli of Inc initti‘tairs lias solevinly pte4,e,! Let-t it not to receive tlie attentions or anv Mall who inattige., in the of liqum, tolineeb, profane or obt-cene lanDinge.: Wo fear the. la rgYr proportion of them are doonien to a lite of biessetints, if they adhere to their resolutiou—unlei 3 s the young-men 0: Dover are a'vre.ct improvement on thm.. , rat Erie. - • Tom Cot:n t.N, the celebrated Ohio lAn vet and finlitioian, was notorious fiur impartially 1p , 1": owing money ITOrlf every one of his friend, and seldom paying theni. Hai in_; a tied hy a .Pitlge one day itrl holm for in court, Toni l o oked , L 1 alouhd omt room and then addri sse•l the ini;.-s• "May It please your Ifimor, no one presi•nt of whom .1 can borrow . 1 1;;• with ''l% inch to pay tine just inflicted two/ me but yourself. Will you 'he kind taloned to :end me the amount The Juslge,f• re-ee ill; the probable result of Making; the to.o requested, addressiA his reply to the clerk: You may remit the. fine Mr. elect: The State of Ohio eau better afford to 1,...5e than I can::: The 'World. rIT-BITS