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In reelmnlng,tlTe .% 1 I-. i,wlits,lllf 11101 Is considered kw, pto.t.t It-o, than All inch Is rated pt - - MS qq. sq, e.I e., IC. 1.71 21 2.71, 5.00, 7.00 - 0 4.110 7.04 - 12.00, 21.00 3.0,1 .I,oo' 8.50 15.60 , '21.00 7. • ;"' 1.71' 3.10 11.10) 10.60 11.110 111.1111 1.71 :CIO 7.00 11.51 16.00 '25.41 45.11) ~, wI 111A1 31,01:'A).00 1;1.00 .• • 12.00 1.,.00 2).0:W.00 50.00 .1;.00 . 1 . ,0 2,00110.101 :11.00 50.00 0)1.00150.00 old I.dallnistrators' Notices S 2 ad INtray Notices 12 each: in Leaded Nonparlel, and 1., !ere Marriages and Deaths. 25 per ! , 1;:la to reunlarrat eq: Local Notices, • I les,ll s. per line of Eight 12eents per line forsee !or each subsequent Inger !..riA Not le. , S, rents per line; Mar :'',,,it;.;Pe.‘th. 21cent, each. Adver --. ,a•ei tsi eVer: other week, two-thirdi; , hat - I,lllm in advertisements • p. and they Nvlsh them mill i', rt, they 5511 l be eont timed until t the expense of the advertisers. Jolt „ o• the be.t .fohhing Offices in the " ; • on - pared to do any kind of • II orders, at as reasonable stele a-, any establishment tt,. br Iddrecced In Ed itnr and Proprietor. L;usnirqs Potqg (' \ MPTIALTSEN, tb, p, ern, Fan•nr Flnll ittllllllll¢ ocfrert-t r. fir :Rl' M. RIBLF:T, Pellell vt reet, above lvvilcnt F.'s', I. currT,Flz. L.ov. qtrar.t. County, Pa. o 1 other Imuincs. attended to with and 41.p:itch. tilt IWf,EY 1.1.1.T.T., Wltito‘foo.l. ('h,•rrrv. ANTI, ACK Ln ntt ^•r. Lath and '4llltvilov. .• ~ I. N'o--ttl of ft, Tt. Dopot, F71.1e, 111,1. - 2-t f. V. ,HTNNIsoN .• In', Ina Twatlee.i.f th• - • - resep, 0," k t ...,• 1 0, r•niv.•vaninn• and 'n fin lernocht•••.lo.•..-4;,..nnth ,• gtre, , t,lrtr. Pa. NI,'OLF. S;(1\ 1 ,:‘ , 1 , 1 Nil!: Rook Manufnettiren. N'it tonal Bank. Jyll l 7-t f. lin. n. L. ELr.TOTT - . - 1 - , , 0; State Street, oppoglto Brown's Eno. Pn, 0tt1,4 , hours irorn 4 1 :: A. M. to I fn.n I to i P. M. n-clo'o7-tf. c•A 1.T.‹.)1 1N .1: CO., I),:iler. in Ahth Coal. I )111•e owner ovt 121. a .tiet.t., Erit., Pa. h. T. S ILT-][.\\, A. KING, :411d Dr' 0101 . In I[ollq, Barley, Ploarletor of Ala and _ a.L.I Wareltoust.4. F.rie, W. E. M 1 .1011 1 .1., in it ,,, inizwe•ii; Idtorlt, north tln. Park. Frio. I= •, I •onitiii,sion Merehnntx.onti Heal •• 'suit tpoinor Ninth,l p livid. , on ern - it:farm - lents. attended to in any liarVen EIF:I.T. ICIMM on I t 1011, Cleaner, Union Mork, %, Dr. Ittomiett' , °titre. r9etitt-4 made, Mean -1 r,it tit.,l on .hot t not Li, Term.; us roll ., 17,01 R STIFInt AN. -I • E\CER SHERMAN, at Law, Franklin, Pa. ()Mee in - • I,ta:ditz, liberty street. Pithole City, ~n - ,•r Rehip's Rank, floiratlen street. prweiptlN - Towle in all pares of the 7 , .7 soBLE, 'BROWN- C CO„ tL d. :Ller4 In hnni and colt enal, Erie, It nw¢ likpoqe4l of our dock property to ,ve to 'nod firm, tre neeete.nrily ret Ire from Irate, rNsonlinonfitng onr stlrregt•ortt nc 1. , n11c worthy of the eon tlcleneenntl patron “itr.a.l I'll.lo, and the publc, ,CoTT. ItANKIN 4,7 CO, 1112/112153 aur,46": r.bEit, ,ra.,elyn,r... and Wl:ob.:ale D ea l e r, i n Ti n. ,pan and Pt eq.ed Ware, Stove Pipe, Stove rhorntaa,,,te , Wat,Mnd, Er' Co., Pa. Or ,by mail ,010-1141,1 to, jall9_. EAGLE ID)TEL, ,posae I'mn Depot, Erre, Pa. Jan. Camp , proprietor. House open at all 1101.11 . A. The lat table always suppllea with the ehotee , 4 iwalo t., aftiml, 10)207A-1y. BARRE:TT. and Stagooln.. ()Mee No. II) Noble and night. lir. Ilarrat%) i‘no.. No. Wit,t sth St. inyli.'ll7-Iy, lIENNFrr TlOrsr. MtE, Eri,• Pi.„ G.org, Tabor. p;D tor. Goo! de..ommo Mt ions :old moth.- - hariz..... my1167-t f. C. BENNETT, D., !•in and Surgeon. Office. Ea,t Park St., ick's flour store,—boardN at the res of I • W. Is"..01,0, .lour coutli of the M. on Sassafras street. Othce hours to. moil 2 p. m , my-10'644f. .1 tI A. H. lllClfnosn, Meadville. Pa. H %I.LocK 1:141I5fONI., \ • ,:tt 1.:Co: and Solicitor% of l'afrilts, Park Place, Erie, Pa. Person.. tie ' - ,4t , l , a)tain Letters Patent for their inven- ail ptea,,. enll or ttddr....; rts above. Fees %old, Tt intones sold for patent cv , .. i.dvel, to collectlonb. F. W. KOEHLER. the Peace, Pearit ktreet, hix door, t Buti.tlo htret. i , South Erie. ‘PENCER., SIELDF:N MARVIN. wur S Marvin, - Attorney, and Counsellors P.I , I;ZOTI Itloek, near North West -re,l the Public 'Square, title, Pa. =BEM wt. Family Grocerlot, and • •nt , WA! 0, &C., andWl/Olt-S.l/V 4/Ad . '1 ( . 1411`1, TIA,CCCO, &C., .:.;‘). Lily, pa. 1, , V67-t f, 1 Fit.l'M'.ll, M. D., rhy.i,•l•ot and surg , on• °M• , ' P0.1 , 1x St., oppomte the Park Imar. from la to 12. to 5 p. ! p i lIIHN 11. MILLAR. ' I , 1..0.; li••,:. and Sul Vyol. lieNl , lrile , vor 11,, , and Fr,' Avenue, Easti hi ie. VtiliTOS liopol. A. W. Von TaNst.ll, lions open at all hours. Table awl •ro..t lilt the hest in niHrkrt. Chafgem tele-27'6.4-4y. N and Buffalo 4N. John Boyle, - •!tor. 14,1 of aveonimodatlonA tor people mtat rv. lAOOI .4.1}11P IMMI Z I? . 3 00 TS AND SHOES, P.l ieww, ea wy .toek wto more . - AU.;, ar.J pkaceilter quarter,, I inn pre new indwemenis to my rusto -1:., "II 11341.1 a mv, ii .a.leeWristoett 11CloTS" AND Sip)Es, •r orc ' tuni Work 11 , ....1.101 to EORGE Z RN. VAT('IIES, DIAMONDS, WELLY, SILVER WARI, Aud a great variety of NCY G- 0013 S , AT A USTIN'S, Building, 28 N. Park Place, Erie, , z; ,r t,, Met chant's Eniou Express CO, 91 . 431 ,teotvorth of elegant and Mall ,' ge,l, n 111 be °tiered, for the next three at vt.ry great reduction in price. I+ all new and purchahed at lower gkl than now, and determined toavoid small profits and ca.qh transac ="h.+ll benefit alike customer and dealer.- •••• • • • • *.• ea N In Erle, In the name may t K nome guarantee that no great : enongh e o p ld Fogy t an nw Yo b n g mp m yed a , Z,..,,Lzr.0, Warrant wire transactions and good Lit OPOONS OF COLN SILVER, tune a keepers anti Jewelry carefully re .rranted. Give me a call. T. M. AUSTIN. _ii "SAGE S T UPPERS! Of the beet stns, at tt J. C. BELDEN'S, .144,..PRINTINCi of every kind, In large 02 Z 4ll gram. titan, plain or colored, done In •40,7 1 t71e. and at moderate prices,_et the er omee. THE - . f• • _ . VOL, 39. eroceries, Vrobuce, fit. CHEAP GOODS ! OROCERT AND PROVISION STORE, VINES AND LIQUORS. - F.' SCHLAUDECEEIR, ' Stic...chsor to F. & Al. - skilehlandeekee. new re ceiving n splendid assortment of GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, WINES, Liguori, Willow, Wooden and Stone Ware Fruits, Nuts, &c. A large stock of TOBACCO AND CIGARS, Call and see us, at the Grocery- Headquarters, Interlean Block, State St., Erie, Pa my 9 C7-tf. Iyholesale and Retail Grocer? Store. P. A. BECKER it CO., WHOLESALE AND RETAIL GROCERS, North-East Corner Park and French Si.: (C2IICAPSIDE.) Would relipectfully call the attention of the corn . • mutiny to their large stock of Gracerieta and Provitdpitas, Which they ure desirous to nnat THE VERY LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES! Sugars, Coffees, Teas, Syrups, Is not AU rpasNed In the city, as they are priva red to prove to all who give theitt a t They also keep on hand a saperf or lot of PURE LIQUORS, - for the wholesale trade, to which they direct the attention of the public, Their motto Is, "Quick sales, small pmtlts and a full equivalent for the money." tiplrtri-tf. II A IN - I.ON & 13110., Have on hand a splendid nsisartment of ' GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, YANKEE NOTIONS, EL.I.Aur 1.1,:Zi 1 1V ArtlE, cHOTCE NEW FR UITS„ke. Thoge favoring us with a call wilt go-awny N.at istied that our prices are lower than those of any other house in the trade. Cash Is the Motto! Good, delivered to .n..0.y part of the city ime of root. IME2 - Tarn +Boobs. THE OLDEST ESTABLISHED Carpet & Dry Goods House IN N. W. PENNSYLVANIA iriN7Rnkleetkeinsigo,:•.kFolfaSilgginfreffmPri anti French Poplins, .foltnirs, Alpacas, &c. Also, NV II cicborns, nosrEitv, GjAPTES AND NOTIONS, Call and get prices before purchasing. WARNER BROS., apr3V-Iy. N'0.,506, Marble Front, State St. RIME= 51' S4I'..II:T"ELI Dry• Goods ! MEW= WHOLESALE AND REtAIL! The largest and best stock of BROWN AND BLEACHED SHEETINVS, PRINTS, FLANNELS, LINENS, Cloths, Cloaking,. DeLalnes, Alpaea. , „ Lenny, ' Molutirg, silk. , lilaek and Colored, Tidbit, Cashmere, Silk, Brochn and Paisley Shawls, White Goals, Tiotilery, Notions, ,St.e., Goods marked down to meet the market. No trouble to show goadq. Call and examine. tnyZi'h7-ly. ROSENZWEIG & BRO. !Miscellaneous. I‘r OFF E t l it i le r n " f parts o n f uLn ie ber li o n f t g v oo a d t I. m 'a r a r e ! rial reduction from _former prices. Buyers should not fail to see our list before purchasing. FIRST FARM—Is 53 acres, Smiles west of the city, lair buildings, orchard of grafted fruit; all kinds of fruit, soil all the best of gravel and black walnut soil. We think wo are safe In saying that no better small place can be found in the county. 1111>era can loam more particu lars from J. A. French, 121 French street. a form er owner, or JOllll H. Carter, the present owner. sEcOND FARM—Is the David Russell place, and formerly a part of the Thos. McKee proper ty; 74 acres, about ten acres timber WhLell MU; not been culled; 2 story new frame dwelling 11011,P, 1104. 11111 Lt. 1. roves good. Frier, VAX); about 52,:,00 in hand. Soil—alt of the best sand and gravel. We believe the above farms In point of soil, character of the neighborhood, scluxds„church es, de., d:C., offer attractions seldom found in thts (sandy, and more, they ore eheap. BARGAIN' , " IN BUILDING LOTS S Building 1.014, Pare " &%K/. $171), In Out :,11.1 ago, noith ea .t touter Buffalo and Chestnut ,treets. This desirable morwrty 1, obout 120 rods from the depot, dry graVel soll,goudl water. A number of tine Dwellings and n large store have been built on the block this season, and quite a number more will be built the coining year. We think them to be the belt invest ments in a xmnii use flow Ofrerill!Z. Terms VA/ oil 11111, 'OTTAGE HOUSE, Modern Sty - le, Complete Finish, all the Mod ern conveniences, ;inmate nn 7tlyftle, between Ninth and Tenth Hreet•—the T)r. Whf❑dfn pro porty=l-, At great relluction, a number of PrIN ate Itt-4- 10.41ces, at prig,•. unu•h n..ltteed. Now 14 the titer to c , 0 4, ha ram Itiq. A number of Lots on Third and Fourth streets between Holland and German. Terms $5O to ;WO In hand, butane on Mix years' time. HAYE:i & KEPLER. /I , IIE UN DERSIWSED otters for sale his vain ' able farm, on the Kohl road, in Harbor t •r. , ett township, one mile south of the Colt Sta tion road, and eight miles from Erie. It con tains filly-five acres and eighty wrches all im proved and fa the highest state klf cultivation, Elie land e, equal to the very best In that section of the county. The buildings comprise a 2 sto ry triune house with I'4 story kitchen and good cellar under the whole 7; wood house and work house; I banis, each 70 4.S feet ; a Shed 70 feet long with stable at the end; and all the necessa ry outbuildings. A first class well of soft water, Mild' never tails. is at the kitchen door. There is nu orchard with l:10 apple trees, all grafted, and bearing; and an abundance of almost every other kind of fruit grown in this neighborhood. The only reason why I wish to sell is that I am going West to embark In another occupation. Terms made known by applying. to me on the premises. or to Hon. Elijah Babbitt. Attorney at-Law, Erie, ra. J.. 1. SAAVTELL, dee.s-tf. Pest Office Address, Erie. Pa. AVING sold our entire stock of Furniture to J. W. Ayres, we hereby thank the com munity for their Liberal patronage to um, hoping they will extend the same to hint. We will de vote our time hereafter to the UNDERTAKING BUSINESS ! With the consent of .1. W. Ayres we still hold our office in the saute old place, 715 State street, where will be found at all times ready to attend to the wants of the community In our line 0.. trade. Ready Made Collins Trimmed to_onier. ietallie and Iron Burial amen, of all styles and sizes, on hand; sine, Shroud and Coffin Trimmings. Undertakers will Lind it to their advantage to buy them or ns, as we cannot be undersold went of tiew York. apT2'fl7-Iy. MOORE 4 BIBLET. Jot D. CLARY. t ,TNO. N. GOODWIN. CLARK .Sr, GOODWIN. BANKERS, Erie, - Peun'i. Joe. D. Clark, of the firm of Clark @ }latent!, and - John S. Goodwin, of. the arm of Eliot. Goodwin & Co„ having associated -together for the purpose of doing a general banking ness in all its branches, opened on Wednesday, April bit_, in the room recently occupied hy the 13econd National Bank, corner Stateatreetend Park Row; succeeding to the bust of Clark Metcall, - whodiskilved pare on the let of April, 186 S. The . -firm of aka,' win tk Co., also dissolving on the Mlle' date, we hope fo iv en r a coritintiance- of the patronage -heretofore gins. ROUSE: 13 1 LANKE t rig seniaß dt Redtroei Rates, by' • - dads-cf. ' I. C. SICLDER• Wholesale and noted F. SCHLAUDECKEM. Their assortment of TOBACCUS, VISIT, ,tC., HANLON & RHO., No. GO3 French St. Dry Goods! Farms for Sale. EIZEIZE2 MErialli Farm for .Sale. NOTICE. intlattal. ROOFLANG'S GERMAN BITTERS, lEEM HooHand's Gorman Tonic, The great Remedies for all Diseases Edam Liver, -Stomach or Digestive Organs; HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS Is emanated of the pure Juleo; (or, as they are medicinally termed, Extracts) of !loons, Herbs an d Rorke, Tr making a prepara tion highly concen• AI tented and entirely free from alcoholic admixture of any kind. Hooltand's German Tonic comblnatlon of alt the lugrediedi of the Bitters, with the pnrest quality of Santa Cruz Ruin, Orange, etc., malting one of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever offered to the public. Thotie preferring a Medicine, free from Alco holic admixture, will into HOOFLANIYS GERM.VN BITTERS Those Who have no obJec:flon to the combina tion of the Hitters, as stated, will use HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC . They are both equally goad, and contain. the. mune medicinal virtues, the choice between. the two being a mere matter of taste, the Tonic be. ina the most palatable. Tho stomach from a variety of causes, such as Indigestion&Dys- pepsin, Nervous De bility, etc., is very CI - apt to have its func tions deranged. The O. Diver.symnathising as closely as it'does • with "the - Stomach, then becomes Wrested, the result of which is that the patient miters from several or more of the following diseases: Constipation Flatulence, Inward Piles, Full ness of Blood to the Head Acidity of the Stom ach, Nausea, Heartburn, Dlagwst for Food,Full nese or Weight- in' the Stomach. Sour Eructa tions, Sinking or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Head, Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffocating Sensations when in a lying posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Dull Pain in the Head, Deli. clenct;tuf Perspiration, Yellowness of the Skin and •og, Pain in the Side, Back, Chest, Limits, etc.,Sodden Flushes of Heat, Burning of the Flesh, Constant Intaginlngs of Evil and Great Depression of Spirits. The sufferer from these diseases should exer • ciao the greatest caution in the selection of a retnedy for his case, purchasing only that which he Is as- ri sured from his In vestigattcam and in- %Jr entries possesses true merit, is skill- fully compounded is free from injurious ingredients and has estab lished for itself a reputation for the cure of these diseases, In this connection we would submit these well-known remedies— 1100FLANWS4 GERMAN BITTERS, EMI II()()1 GERMAN TONIC, Prepnred by DEL C. M. JACKSON, Philadelphia, Pa Twenty-two years .ince they were find intro duced into this country from Germany, during which time they have undoubtedly performed mole cure.,, and benefited suffering humanity to a greater jextefit, than any other remedies known to the - public. These remedies will effectually cure Liver Colm pl a Int, Jaundice,; Dyspepsia, Chronic or Nervous Debility, - Ut Chronic Liar:lces, Diseases of the Ka. E neva and all diseas es arising from a ills- order° d• LiVer. Stomach, or Intestines. 130. Resulting from any cause whatoyer: Prostra• lion of the System, Induced by Severe , Labor, Hardships, Exposure, Fevers, Etc. There Is no medicine extant equal to these remedies In such cases. A tone anti vigor Is ifn parted to the whole system, the.. appetite's at rengthened, food Is enjoyed, the stomach di gests promptly, the blood is purified, the Mit plexion becomes sound and healthy, the yel ow tinge Ls eradicated from the eyes, a bloom is given to the cheeks, and the weak and nervous invalid becomes a strong and healthy being. Persons advanced in life, and feeling the hand of time weighing heavily upon them, with all its attendant Ills, will find in the use of this BITTERS or the TONIC, nn elixir that will in stil new life into their veins, restore in a meas ure the energy and ardor of more youthful days, build up their shrunken forms and give health and happiness to their remaining years. NOTICE. i It is a well eNtabllshed fact that fully one-half of the (email° portion of our ,po Walton are seldora In the en- . T jto moot. ogo o ill health ,• or, to use Li their own expres hlon, "never Ie e I well." They .re lan guid, devoid of all energy, extremely nervous, and have no appetite: To this clans of persons the BITTERS, or the TONIC, is especially recommended. Weak and delicate children are mule strong by the' use of tither of these rerneille4 They wfil cure every case of MARAB3II:TS. -Anima fall. Thousands of certificates have nocumnla ted In the hands of the proprietor. hut space will allow of but few. Those.it will no observed. are men of note and of stall standing t hat they mod be believed., 'l`3El*ll7l :Wl< IN I A ; HON. GEORGE W. WOODNVARP; Lx-Chief .Instlee of the Supreme Pennsylvania, writ,i: PHILADELVItIA. March 16, 160. "I find Iloolland's ' German Bittern is good tonic, useful in A diseases of the, dI. gesiive organs, and of great benefit 4u deblllty.ana want of nervous ao lion In the tly , tteot. Yours truly, OF.O. W. NVOODWAiIIi.- HON. JA3IES THOMPSON, Judge of the Supreme. Cnurt of Penn4lranin Pit ILADELPII I A, April 21, 1R66. "I 14111 sider 11cotiand'a German !littera n vain• able medicine In case of attacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify this from my expe rience. Yours with respect. JAMES THOMPSON." FROM REV: .TOS. H. KENNARD, D. D., Pallor of the Tenth Baptist Church, Plata Du. JACEL-ON—Dear Sir :—I have frequently been requested to connect my name With rec. otnmendations of different kinds of medicines, but regarding the practice as out of my appro priate sphere, I have In all eases declined ; bat with a clear proof in various in: tancett, and • particularly In XT my own family, of the tusethlneasof Dr. Hoot:bluffs German Bitters, I &Tart fur one from my usual course to express my full conviction that, for General Debility of tho System, and especially for Liver Complaint, it is a safe and valuable preparation. In some cases it may hill; bill, usually, I doubt not, It will be very beneficial to those who stiffer from the above cause. Yonr4 very revertfully, .1. H. KENNARD, Eighth, below Coates, St. FROM REV. E. D. FENDALL, Assistant Editor Christian Chronicle, Philad'a I have derived deckled, benefit fmm thenae of Iloodancra German Bitter, and feel it my priv liege to recommend them _as a nuxit valuable tonic to all who nrefoaffering from General De hint y or Dom dieeasen arising from derange ment of the Liver. Yours truly , E. D. FFNDALL. • CAUTION. lioutland'a German Rentediesare counttnfelt ell. Bee that the - nature of C. M. JACKSON 1" on the 1 - 1, wrapper of each bot tle. AU others are If eonnterrfelt. Princi pal office and Tana- factory at ,theaer delphia, P man Medici:ll3a fltaaak+l.lo. taitron' attest. Phila a. . CHAS. M. EVANS, Proprietor. POrtnertr C. b 3. JACKSON & CO: PRICES. . Beetland'e German Bitters. per bottle. $1 00 " " half dozen. 5 00 Haelland'a Gomm Taal°, pot op ln quart bat. ties, $1 50 per bottle, or a Wardwell (Orr 60. 11;t'Do not Motto examine well the article you bay. ha order to getthagetutlaip. 4545011.1 y. • ERIE, PA., THURSDAY AFTERNOON, 1 1 / 4 fAY - ,21, 1868. SPretal ilottcris. En= Addiresi to the Nervous and Debilitated whose angering" have been protracted DOM hidden mutes and whose eases require prompt treatment to render existence desirable. If you are suffering or have suffered from invOluniary, discharges, what effect does It produce upon your g4ral health? Do you feel weak, debili tated, ,y tired?. Does a little exertion pro. duce palpitation of the heart? Does youkiver or urinary organs, or your kidneys, frequently get out of Order? Is your urine sometimes thick, milky, flocky, or Is It 'ropy on settling? Or does a thick scum rise to the top? Or Is a sediment at the bottom after it hat stood awhile? Do you have spells of short breathing or dyspepsia?. Are your bowels constipated? Do you have spells of fainting or rushes of blood to thehead? Is your memory impaired? Is your mind con straitly dwellings:mon this sultleet ? Doynti feel dull, listless, moping, tired of compen,y,:of life? Do you wish to be left aldne, to, get away from everybody? 'Does any little thing make you start or jump? Is your sleep broken or restless? -Is the lustre of your eye as brilliant? The bloom on your cheek as bright? Dciyou el:0y yoplself in society as well? Do you pursue your business with the same 'energy? Do you feel as much confidence in yourself? Are your 'spirits dull and flagging, given to Its of melancholy? If so, do not lay it to your liver or dyspepsia. Rave you restless nights? Your back weak, your knees weak, and have but little appetite, and you attribute this to dyspepsia or liver com plaints? Now, reader, selt-abuie, venereal diseases WI• ly oared, and sexual excesses, are all capable of producing a weakness of the generative organs. . of generation, when in perfect health, make the man. Did you ever think that those bold, dell a ut, energetic, persevering, successful business men are always those whose generative, organs are in perfect health? You never hear such men complain of being melancholy, of nervous ness, of palpitation of the heart: They are nev er afraid they cannot succeed in business; they don't become sad uud discouraged; they are al ways polite and pleasant in the company of la dles, and look you and theta right In the face— none of your downcast looks or any other mesto ness about therm Ido not mean those who keep the organs inflamed by running to caress. These wilt not only ruin their eonstittitions, but also those they do huskies with or for. How many men (rota badly cured diseaseti, from the effects of self-abuse and excesses. have brought about that state of weakness in those organs that has reduced the general system so much as to induce almost every other disease , — idiocy, lunacy; paralysis, spinal affections, sui cide, and almost every other form of disease which humanity is heir to, and the real cause of the trouble Scarcely' ever suspected, and have doctored for all but . the right one. 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An socuisie tory his, minium. find civil career., One large octavo vol. of SCA pages; finely Wu Ater U+ will And. thin she book to milt at 4tur rsub lat i p nwt 4%0.111195t etwurtissiou given. no MOW Siiiititu,sutd offer eirisp 4meanenta .to wit .ftmts z esse advantage of directly wi pub lisher'. For mrti 3.8 BUBB.* CO.Vut ti tisbeas, et, spOS4w. itartfordt Notice. Plain Talk • foi _the Times! WIWI Reliint mead fl! iREALTAMPORTANTIOUTToffTERT ..DEINCRATU. few - rnonths alai the I're~siclenyal canipaiga will open' inAdi its vigor, willtciin-, didates,in'the field representing ,thc dlstinct lye issues oll,taelielitical ortapiiation, and Committed plainly and unequivocally to their Interests. : : - t • • • On both sides active, preparations are be. , lag made for the struggle, and it ,will nn doubtedly ho one of the• most fiercely con tested in the - history of the nation. Every indication of the times points to the most stubborn and unserupalons resistancie on lite part of the Radicals against the efforts of the pqople to wrest both them the lawless power .which they have seized to uphold their base 'purposes. • • The Democratic party berritatthe campaign under the most 'auspicious eircmitstatiees, with a confidence in emcees., en - enthusiasm for the cause, and a vigorous • •self reliance that has not been experienced in many years. The, late elections show conclusively that a vest inalority Of - the nation are ready to es pouse our standard if we only prove faithful to our creed, and continue to stand firmly by the interests of the country:, But to make victory certain something more is necessary thin mere dependence up- on the truth of our principles. In the flush of self-confidence, we are apt to forget what a vigilant enemy we have to overcome, and what desperate measures he is apt to resort to to attain his ends. Political battles, like those of a more bloody nature, depend fur their re-. sults more on the Ski ll,courage, determination had energy of the contesting foes than upon the sacredness of their cause, or the convictions of the participate. The Democracy of America have always stood Birth as deiotedly attached to the Union, the Constitution and She wet- litre of the country as - they do today, yet for seven years they s ligA; been divested of power, and it is only,vhen the people era aroused from their delusion by the imperilled ,condition of the public interests, that they have again returned to. us that confidence which it would have been well they had never' parted with. The all-important necessity of the day, on the part of our political friencts' wonK!!. WORK!!! We must be thoroughly organized and pre pared fil'r the campaign. Every man tunst consider that he owes a personal duty in the matter, as indeed he does, for there is no one so humble, but he is in some way more or less 411ncerned in the issues at stake. AlFthe districts must be canvassed, so that we3may know where it wilt be most advantageous to employ our energies. The young men must be encouraged to lend a helping hand. Those who have been led estray must be brought back to the fold, and Democratic argutnents paced in their reach, that they may know the distinctive questions which divide' par ties, and no longer be misled by the wiles and falsehoods of the OppoSition. What we have said before We now reiter ate, and intend reiterating until we have waked the Democracy up.to a full cont4ciotts ness of its truth, that the most effective weapon towards success is Oie :wide distrait firm of mend and 'at raightforward 44€11'h SW& ''PaPenk One good journal in a family will do more towards moulding it 4 political convictions than all other influences, and fifty copies cir culated In any locality for six Months will accomplish more efficient service than a doz- en costly mass meetings. The Demoyratic party has never displayed that zeal in supporting its press that it need ed, and to that cause, as much as anything else, may be attributed Ita•tnlsfortunes during the last ten years. In :all sections of the country—even in the midst of the strongest Democratic localities—the Radical press is more liberally sustained than ours, and in many places the contrast is Ho great as al most to amount to a disgrace, The time has come for these things to slx changed, and for the Democratic ; party to' enter upon a new method of waefire. Our papers ought to be spread broadetist over the land, and take the . place of those which are now defiling the minds of the young and filling them with wrong ideas of Republican liberty. Our public men should avail nein selves of every opportunity. that offers to im press the importance of these views on the attention of the masses. Our Focal leaders should make a point of devoting . whatever spare time they eAT, towards strengthening their county organs by procuring their friend* and neighbors' patronage. The low price of TWO DOLLARS Ar year at which the Observer is now offered, if paid in advanet, ought to ensure the doubt Hug of our,subseription list inside of the next six months. But to place it within the reach :4A' all. we offer to take Aix in‘tha stakvrripteons at ONE DOLLAR in advance, with the privilege of commencing -at - any .period desired, and of continuing the paper at the sante rate fot the balance of the year if.desired. Now is the time to begin the work, before the spring operations set in, and while voters have time to rend, and reflect over the facts presented to them. Let it not ttetranyed under the impression that. the mattercan be as well attended to . by-and-by. More ad vantageous work can be rendered . timing the next two months than can be perfonnftl dur ing the entire balance of the crimpiiign., A six months' subscription commencing within the next two 'mouths; will continue until near the close of the campaign, and have an immense influence over the mind of the vo ter who peruses the paper. We earnestly argi, this hnportaut mitter, upon our friends as by all odds the most re liable means or . helping the cause. Let every one of our-• present 'subscribers see his Democratic neighbor at once, and If he is not a patron Already, induce hint to u scribe for six months, if be cannot for a year. Let those who can afford it, send copies,, to hesitating voters, who may. be influenced to support our candidates at the next election. Let clubs be established and procure ten, twenty or fifty copies for free distribution wherever there.is likely to be a vote gained. Let this be the grand preparatory work o ' the campaign, and be assured that whenever other means are necessary there will be found an abundance of reedy helpers for every.part required. We Intend that, be the result of the con test what it may, np l one shall have -the op• portunity to 'complain that we have failed to fulfill oar complete duty in the Canvass. - The Observer for the next year will be more vigorous mad Outspoken than in a*y pr,eriene'portion of its career; will contain more reading Matter ;- and it shall be our conetaniiim to present such matetiil as will be productive of the most beneticiet-results. We only ask for such co-operation as we have a right to expect, and if the Rentocral cy of the North-West are impelled-by one half oar zeal and confidence, we promise such a verdict in this section as will gladden the hearts of our fiends throughout ths State. Jalft-tf. 03 4 LONG/ SERMONS. 'Be parson, brief, we tb ee implore ;. Thy wearied audience needs relief, Long sermon area . perfeabore, And. prayers too long engender grief; = When anztotts.for the sermon o'er, And wearied, have begun to fret ; (An hour already silent and wore,) We feet e if on nettles set. . Winanier the parson hativannotmCed His fifthly to division third ; We•wish the blessing was pronounced Before the fifthly had occurred. . Though, welLprepated the sermon he, And well delivered, if too long, The congregation will -agree, Its length, if nothing else was wrong If sermons were much more concise,. impartiocuuth ShOrter time; The'audlence Wen' would , better price, Than long discourses, though sublime. Take an example from the Book Writ supremely - abort; O , that our mirdsteas would look To preri.dents of this bright sort. "'Let there-be light." Jehovah said; And there was light; at his command ; No cOmposition in its stead, °nanny words could be so grand, 1; , LA 1 3 ithy, iPusoiliort diecPurse, tlmparting zeal like burning coals, Declaimed with energy and tome, Avnileth much to win men's souls. MARY MOORE. A PLEASANT LOVE STORY All my life-loug I bad known Mary Moore. All my life I had loved her. Our mothers were old playmates and first cousins. - My first recollections are of a boy, in a red frock and morocco shoes, rocking a cradle in which reposed a sunny haired, blue, eyed baby, not quite a year old. That boy was myself—Harry Church ; that bleeiedla by was Mary Moore. Later still I see myself at the little sehool house;drawiyg my little chair up to the door that Mary might ride home. Many a beat ing have I gained on such occasions, for other boys besides tae liked her, and she, I fear was something of a flirt, even in her pinafore. How elegantly she ,carne tripping down the steps when I called her name. How sweetly her blue eyes looked tit me. How gaily rang 'out 'her merry laugh. No one but Mary could bring her heart so soon to her lips. I followed that laugh from my days of childhood tilt I grew' an awkward, blushing youth—l followed ft through the heated noon of manhood—and now, when the frosts of age are siliering my hair, and many children climb upon tny knee and call me "father," I Ind that the memories of „ youth are strong, and that, even in grey s ham, I am following the music still. "When I was fifteen the first great sorrow of my life came upon my heart. I was sent to school, and was obligedlopart with Mary. We were nottoeee each-other for three long years. This, to me was like a sentence of death, for Mary was like: life Itself to me. 'But hearts are tough things after all. licit college in all the flush and vigor of my iiiiieteenth year. I was no longer awk ward or embarrassed. I had grown into a tall slender stripling, with a very good opin ion of myself, both in general and particular. ICI thought of Mary Moore it was to imag ine how I could dazzle, and bewilder her with - my good looks and wonderful mental attainments, and never thinking that she might dazzle and bewilder me still more. I was a coxcomb, I know, bet as youth and good looks have fled, I trust that I may be believed when I say that Selfeonceit has left me also. An advantageous proposal was made me at that time, and accepting it. I gave up all- Idea of a profession, and prepared to go to India. 'ln my hurried visit house of two dap, I saw nothing of Mary Moore. She had gone to a boarding school at some distance, and was not expected home until the following May. I uttered out a sigh to the memory of -my little blie-eyed playmate, and then called myself "a man" spin. In a year, I thought,as the vehicle whirled away from nur door, in a year, or three years at the very most, I will return and if Mary is as pretty as she used to be, why, then per haps I may marry her. And thus I settled the -future of a young lady whom I had not seen for four years. I never thought of the possibility of her refus ing me—never dreamed that 'she would not condescend to accept my - offer. But now I know that, had Mary met me then she would have despised me. Perhaps in the scented and affected student she might have found plenty of sport ; but as for loving me, I should perhaps have found myself mis taken. India was my salvation, not merely because of my success, but because my labor ions industry-bad 'counteracted the evil in my nature, and had 'made me a better man. When at the - end of three years I prepared to return, I said, nothing of the reformation of myself which I knew had taken place. They loved - me as I wns,l murmured tomy self, and they shall find out for themselves whether I am better worth toying than for tnerly. I packed np many a token from that land of romance and gold, for, the friends I had hoped to meet; the gift for Mary Moore, I selected with,a heating heart; it' was a ring of rough, virgin gold, with my name and her's engraved inside—that was all, and yet the sight of the little toy strangely thrilled us I balanced it upon the tip of my finger. Tothe eves of others it was but a small plain circlet suggesting thoughts, perhaps, by its eh;gance, of the beautiful white hand that was to wear it. But not to me—how much was embodied there—all these delights were hidden within that little ring of gold. Tall, bearded and sea-bronzed, I knocked at the door of my father's house. The light, in the parlor window, and the hum of the conversation arid the cheerful laughter showed me that company was assembled there. I hoped sister Lizzie would come to the door, and that I might greet my family when no strange eye Ava 4 looking carelessly on. But no—a servant answered my annunous. They were too merry in the parlor to heed the long absent line who asked for admit tance. A bitter thought like this run through my mind as I heard the sound from the par lor and saw the half suppressed smile on the - servant's face. I hesitated a monieht before making *- self known or asking for any of the liana - 3'. Anti while I stood silent a strange apparition grew up befOre me; .from behind the servant peered out a small golden head, a tiny deli cate form followed and a sweet childish face, with.blue eyes, WHS little to mine—so like to those of one who had brightened my boy hood, that I started with a sudden tbeling of pain. "What is yonr ntone,myprettv r I asked, while the wondering servant held the door. "Mary Moore." • „„, ind what else?" I asked quickly. She lifted tip ter hands to shade her eyes. I had seen that very attitude in another. in my boyhood ,Many and many a. time—and answered in a sweet, bird-like voice : "Mary,Moore Chester,"lisped the child. My heart Sunk down like lead. Here was an end to all the bright dreams and hopes of My youth and manhood. Frank Chtstter, my boyish rival, who had often tried in vain. to,ustuppy place beside the girl, bad suc ceeded at last, and had won her away from, me. This was the childhis child and Mary's. I sank, bOdy and soul, beneath this blow, and hiding my face -, in my hands, I leaned against the door. while my heart wept tears of blood.,The little one gazed atme,grieved and amazd, and put up her pretty lips as if about to - cry, while-the perplexed servant stepped to the parlor door, and called my sister out to see who it was Vial conducted himself so strangely. I hearti . a slight step, and a pleasant epics saying— , , "Did you - Wish to see my father, sir?" - I looked up. There stood a' retty, sweet faced maidenuf twenty, not much changed front the dear little sister I had lased so well. Flpoked at her for a-moment, and then still ing the tempest of my heart, by a mighty ef fort. 1-opened niyarms-and "Lirzie, don't you know me?"' "Harry I " olt„ my brother Harry r she cried, and threwherself. upon my breast. She wept as Viler heartwordd break. t Teimld not weep. I draw tar - gentlyMt° the lighted, parlor, and stood with her before them all.. • There was a rush ands cry of Joy. and then my father• and mother sprang toward me, and welcomed .= home with heartfelt tears. Oh. strange and passing sweet bench a greeting to a way-worn traveler.. And as I held my dear old mother to' in y .heart,, and grasped my father's hand. while Limb, clung beside me, I felt that all was not yet laat. and a l t h oug h another had secured life's choicestAllip—ting, many a joy remained for me in the dearaanctuary of home.., • There were four other inthates et , the room, who had risen on thy sudden entrance. One was the bineeyed child whom f had already seen, sad who now stood beside Frank Ches. ter, I...Wging to his hand. Near by stood LizzirMoore, Mary`a eldest sister, and in a distant corner, to - which - she had hurriedly retreated when my name was spoken, skied a .tall and slender figure, half hidden -by the heavy window curtains that fell to the floor. When the first rapturous greeting was over, Lizzie led' me forward With a timid grace, and Frank Cheater grasped my hand. "Welcome home, my boy !" he said, with loud cheerful tones remembered : so well,, "You have changed so that I' never would' have known-got, i but no Matter about that —your heart is in the right - place, 1.kt0w.1.„ 4 •llcrweati,you say he is changed? '''etou roVritelber. gently, ",tó be sure, he looks old er and graver, and more like a man than when lie went away, tint his eves and smile are the same as 'ever. 'lt is a heavy heart which changes him. Ile is my boy still." "Aye,Mother," I answered, sadly, " I am ' , carboy atilt" ' 'Heaven help me I 'At that moment I felt like ti boy, andlt Would hate been 'a blessed relief to have wept uptiti - her`bosotu, as I had done in infancy. But - 1 kept down the beat ing of My heart and the tremor of my lip, and answered quietly, as I looked Into his, full, handsome face— ": You have changed, too, F'itink, nbnt T . think for the better." "Oh, yes—thank you for the compliment," he answered, with a hearty laugh. "My wife tells me I grow handsomer every day." His wife ! Conid I heir that name and keep silence still?: : 4.• • "And have you seen my little girl," he add ed, lifting the infant in his arms, and kissing her crimsoned cheek, "I• tell you, Harry, thereis no such another !tithe world. Don't you think:she looks very much like her mother used tor. • "Very much'." I faltered. "Ilnilof cried Frank, with a suddenness which! made me stilt violently ; "I have for- - gotten to introduce you to my wife; I 'be lieve she and :you used to be playmates in your younger .days—yea, Harry 1" and he slapped me on the back. "For: the sake of' old times and because you were not at the wedding, I will give you leave to kiss her once—but mind; old follow, you are never to repeat the ceremony. Come—here she is, and I for one want to see ' how you will manage those ferocious moustaches of yours inthe operation." He pushed Lizzie, laughing and blushing, towards me. A gleam of light and hope, al most too dazzling to bear, came over me, and, I cried out before I thought, "Not Mary." It must have betrayed my secret to every oue in the room. But nothing was said, even Frank, in general so obtuse, 'was this time silent. I kissed the fair cheek of the young bride, and hurried to the silent figure looking out the window. "Mary—Mary Moore," I said, in a low, eager tone, "have you no welcome to give the wanderer?" She turned and laid her hand in mine, and Said hurriedly: "I am glad to see von here, Harry." Simple words, and yet how blessed_ they made me. I would not have yielded her up that moment for an emperor's crown, For there was the happy home group and the dear home fireside, with sweet Mary Moore - . The eyes I bad dreamed of by day find night Iwere fulling beneath the ardentgaze of tame, and the sweet fiscal had so long prayed to see was there beside me. .1 never knew the meaning of happiness until that moment. Many Years have passed since that happy night, arid the hair that was dark and glossy then, is fast turning gray. lam now grown to be an bld man, and can look back to a happy, and I hope well 'spent life. And yet, sweet as it has been, I . would not recall 'a 1 single day, for the love that made my man hoi:xl so bright shines also upon my white hairs. An old man ! Can this be so ? At heart lam as young as ever. And Mary, with her bright hair parted smoothly, from a brow that has a slight furrow upon it, is still the Mary of other days. To me she can never grow old or change. The heart that held her infancy, and sheltered her in her flush 'and beauty of womanhood, can . never cast her out till life shall cease to warm it. Not even then, for love still lives above. The Young Tobacco Chewer. Captain Miorryatt, in one of his sea stories, called Peter Simple, tells, a capital anectiote about boy who was just beginning to learn to chew tobacco. I'll tell it to -you, my little friend, with the - request that, if you ever should take a notion to chow, you will just remember the story ; for I cannot doubt that the ridiculous plight of this young tobacco chewer; if yon will only keep it in your mind, Will be ugtittfficient safeguard, against forming the habit. "I was amused the lastmonfing watch that / / kept. We were stowing away the ham !Trucks in the quarter-deck nettings, when oar of the boYs curie with his hammock on hisshonlder, and as lte:paspd, the first lieuten ant perceived that he bad a quid of tobacco in Ins mouth. 'What have you got there, my good lad 't a gumboil ? Yuur cheek is much swollen.' .IsTo, sir,' replied the boy, 'there`:. nothing at . an. the matter.' .0, there must be ; perhaps it is a byd tooth. Opea your mouth and let me see.' Very reluctantly the boy opened his mouth, width contained a large roll of tobacco-leaf. q see, I see,' said the lieutenant; 'your mouth wants ,oVgrhnuling, and your teeth cleaning. I wish }ye had a dentist on board ; but as we have not, I. will operate as well as I can. Send the armorer up here with his tongs.' , 'When the armorer tautde his appearance, the boy was compelled to open his mouth, while the tobacco was extracted with this rough instrument. • 'There now,' said the lieutenant, 'I am sure that you must feel better already; you never could have any appetite with such stuff in your mouth. Now, captain of the after guard, bring a piece of old canvass and some send, and clean his teeth nicely. The Cap tain of the alter-guard mile forwent, and, petting' the boys head between his knees, scrubbed his teeth well with sand and canvass tier two or three minutes. 'There, that will do; said the lieutenant. 'Now, my little fellow, take some water and rinse out your month nice and clean, and you w ill enjoy your breakfast. It was impossi ble for you to have eaten anything with your mouth lei such a nasty state. -When it la dirty again, come to Inc and I will be your Jentist." Sousid 40ra The following rules from the par4.4..41 pr. West, according to, his memorandum, are thrown together as way-marks in the jour ney of life : .Never ridicule sacred things, ur what others may esteem as such, however absurd they nisy appear to you, Never show levity when people are at vior ship. • Never resent a supposed injury until you know the views and motives of the author. Always take the purr of any other person who is censured in compsny, so far as truth and propriety will allow. Never think less of others on account of their differing with you on political or reli gious subjects. Not to dispute with a man who is more than seventy years o 1• age; nor with a wo man, nor an enthusiast. Nor affect to be witty, or to jest, so to wound the feelings of another. To say as little u possible about myself, and' of those who are near to me. To aim at cheerfulness without levity. • Never to - ccivet a favor of the rich by list- Wring either their vanities or vices. 30 speak - with - deliberatimy on all occa sions, especially in circumstances-which tend to•irritate. • Frequently to review my conduct - anti note my feelings. . • NEVER, "Kuocit UHDEB."—No never. Al ways rally your forces for another and more desperate assault upon adversity. If calum ny assails you, and the world—m it is apt to do in such calms—takes part with your tra ducers, don't turn moody and misanthropic, or worse still. seek to drown your enbalpi nee& in dissipation. Bide your time. Die. One the'slander If 'iron tan ; if not live it down..: If povertrooMe upon -you like 1 1 thief in the !tight wbstthenY LM it Mae you es the preaches of &seal thief would do, to energetic action. No ranter how, Aeeply you have got into hot water--41ways provid ed that you did not help the Father of Lies to heat it—your case, if you are made of the right kind of stuff, is tot desperate ; for, it in accord with the divine order and sweep of things that life should have no difficulties which an honest, determined's nunt,': with hetaven's help cannot surmount. • - "Oh, huit4get outliii!iw don't I really wish_vou wouldn't I Oh, quit will you f_ out! You know you ou tto Shouldn't. "There, Row r you'voco it—ob. be still, _ You ehin't have any-more You've got,--oiretake sway your face ! What no man got before/ NO, 1. "Once more !—there- 7 that'll do—don't, You've rumpled a mg hair; Ityalanag Now u 3 talc.g.47;th uitc ere, 7 there--there !" #4,1,4,8011T15. W Hy do girls kiss each otherr and men not t Because glitti have nothing better to kiss, and men have. LADY who was startled out of her sleep by some one trying to enter the hone, cried out, "Who is there?" , " T.lsur late husband," was the reply. An Irishman remarked of a lady who hail been very kind to him, "leedad, she's a per .tect gentleman !" ANOTWER 'Whit to the present mode ofdoing ttpladinV hair would Uitt,thensce their feet.' The consequences would be miscellaneous, if not _ _ _ Lrrnas boy at Sunday school being asked, "What is the chief end of man!" re• plied, "The end what's got the head on." To mincredress of grievances by baying recourse to the • law • is aptly compared to sheep running for s helter to a bramble bush. Plum - nen says, "It is not enough - that you are praised , by the good; you have failed Somewhere in duty if you are not cursed by the bad." . "Do you chew tobacco ?" asked a lady of a young man in a street car, by whose side ehe displayed her-imuisculate skirts. "No, ma'am,' was the reply, "but I can get you a chew if you like," THE wages of four prominent Europeans are as follows; Napoleon, $13,240 a day; Queen :Victoria, $8,027.; Francis Joseph, $10,050, and the King'of Prussia, $8,210. IN Iceland the clergyman kisses his con• gregation all around before preaching. That must be a nice place for preaching, provided their wives are not inclined to be jealous. As my wife rindi, et thii"ivindciarone day, Stood watching, KAM withra monkey, A cart came by; With a "broth cd* a lxiy," Who was driving a stoat little donkey. To my wife I then spoke, by way of a Joke, " There's a relation of your's in that car- . Huge ;" To which she replied, as the donkey she spied, "Ah, yes, a relation—by marriage." MERE was often, amid the tragic occur durrenc.ea of the late war, some little Incident which had its comic side. Among the dis patches received at the Washington office was the following, addressed to a member of one of the regiments then quartered at Ar lington Heights: NEW YORE, July 28,1881. ...ma k "Your wife wishes to know If you are dead, alive or wounded. If dead, please rend the body on." A BOBTON upotheCary's assistant recently put up a prescription, and found that his customer had passed on him a counterfeit twenty-five cent piece and 'a five cent hit. lie told his employer. "Never mind," said the philosophic Yankee, "if the five cent bit is good there is a clean profit of three cents." HORACE GREELEY, in writing out his ex perience with his little faim above New York, expresses his conviction that farming Is the happiest occupation a man can have; and asserts that if he had his life to live over again he would be a farmer. It is a pity more of our young men do not agree.with Mr. Greeley. . , At:commie to Burke, 35,00000,000 of the inhabitants of the earth have been destroyed by war. "Thomas Dick estimates the number at 1840e,000,000. At this last. mtimato the Inhabitants of Just eighteen worlds like ours have been ruthlmly out off from the abode of the living to satisfy. an intolerant fanati cism, revenge or unholy ambltiod. The Wed of these unfortunate victims would have filled an mean sufficient to float the combined na vies of the world! Ceeeneciamsa.—A Won= can be of great assistance to her hustiand in businesaby wear ing a cheerful smile upon -her countenance. A. man's perplexities and gloominess are in [creased a hundred fold when his better ball moves about with a continual scowl upon her brow. A pleasant, cheerful wife is a rail bow set In the sky when her husband's mind is tossed with storms and tempests; but a dissatisfied and fretful wife, in the ,hour of trouble, is like one of those friends who are appointed to torture lost spirits. . A warren in Blackwood's Magazine gives the following excellent advice to talkers : "No one who wishes conversation should be be pleasant to his neighbors as well as him' self, should speak more than two or three sees at once. However, much we may have to say, it will be held the more agree ably said for giving ethers the opportunity of essentiag, Ilir„,sfraung, qualifying, or even contradicting. The ball needs to be rt. turned by the opposite player to make a live ly' game," ' Joins Ran - ranall, —Randolph was in a-tav ern, lying on a sofa in the parlor, waiting for the stage to come to the door. A. dandified chap stepped into the room with a whip in hand, Just come from a drive, and, standing before the mirror, arranged his hair and col lar, quite iumenscious of the presence of the gentleman on the sofa. After attitudinizing for a while, he turned to gcout, when Mr. Randolph asked him: "Has the stage come I" "Stage, sir, stage?" cried the fop; "I've nothing to do with it, sir 1 ." "Oh, beg your pardon, said Randolph abruptly, "I tisotsg,4t you were the driver I ' OLD MAIDR.-ii. sprightly writer expresses his opinion of old maids in the following manner: "I am Inclined to thinkman; of the satirical aspersions cast upon old maids tell more to their credit than is generally im agined. Is a woman remarkably neat in her person? She will certainly be an old maid. Is she particularly reserved toward the other sex ? She has all the sgiteamishness of an old Is she frugal in her expenses and ex set In her domestic concerns? She is Cut out for an old maid. And if she is humane to animals about her. imi.ing can save her from the appellation of *old mita: In abort, I have always found that neatness, Modesty, econo my end humanity are the never-failing cWr actorjstie4 of that terrible ereattin---'EtTa maid.'" AwnNo the rules posted in the office of • hotel in a.Shaker village in New Hampshire is the following : "Married persons tarrying with us over night are respectfully notified that each sex occupy separate sleeping, apart ments while they remain." Sometime since, a newly married couple on a little bridal trip, visited the Shakers. The evening wits spent In talk—bed time came—and the couple were invited to sleep. They passed out of the of fice, up stairs, there saw two'sober•faced Shakers, a "brother" and "sinter," each with a candle. "3lari to the left 1" said the broth. er, and into a room he escorted the bride groom. "Woman to the right!" as quietly 'said the sister, r 1 into a separate room the bride was tishetadr—iiit. newly made man and wife separating 1.'101014 • ever.. a good night kiss.' ONE. Sabbath afternoon, a Sunday school teacher observed two boys playingtit marbles by the roadside. He stopped, told'thent how winked it was.and succeeded in persuading the worst one Ao accompany him to school. The lad was decidedly ft fast youtli,"of about eight years. In the class, among other things, the teacher told him that "God made this beautiful world and all that was In it; we mustthank Hira for the good - things we en joy. lie elves , od and our &Ala • "Does Be give myindetatl - pes, too ?" asked the lad. "Yes ; He gives di 'everything." "Now, that's *here you get your eyes shut. uP ; for_ main made these trowiers out at dad's old_ories?"' Art Irishman who was once attenclin g an exhibition of fireworks, owing to some are in the experiment with rackets; was struck plump upon the head with one of these tip* projectiles, with the stick attached,- and. im mediately knocked dawn from a lofty perch which lie had taken Air a full view of the show. Thinking this accident was a feature of the oerfonnemee, as soon as he had picked himself up and put out his—hair; which had taken tire, he regained big former position. waved his hat, cheered and exclaimed, "Faith and bejabbers, that was greet and phat will ye be afther giving us oath Tim POOR Boy.—Doia't be ashamed, m_y I lad, if you have a . patch on your elbow It i s no mark of disgrace. It speaks well fr your indnstrkum soother. For our part we would rather sees 'dozen patches on your Jacket than hear one profane word escape from your liefte---Nergood boy willsehun you because. you- cannot dress as well as,your companions; and if a bad boy sometimes laughs at your appearance, say nothhag, my lad, but walk' on. We know many a rick and good man who was once as poor as you. There is our next door neighbor, in particu lar, now one of our wealthy men. who told us a-short time since that when a child he was glad to get the cold potatoes ftom.s neighbor's table.