Tenneref_Fabllcation. . Soteeription prioe'.2.s3 per yur, when paid in a 1: ,rune; $3.00, it not paid until the end of the year. • Advertising retie made known on appllcation at the _:e,sirt, A p enWarolvations eboold be addressed to • 11;N.PIT WHITMAN, Editor and Proprietor. Business Directory. • 'fJ• • STEPHENS, Arrow?? A? LAW, trnion Elio County, Pa. nol-Itmo• T U. KNOlby., Scrimps Diann, State St near Otb, vnat ride. EORUE H . CUTLER.`. T I II am Av LAW. 41,24. &v. ..m enTiortiong wad otbteArttatimai attestqw... ~, anclAigpateb. , , , - W. W ETMOR Et, • A?ToRWIT AT LAW, in Wailer'• 'V on ReTtrath rfr.et. cola, Pa. "I' "2 . eresexe. RPENCHR & ➢T IRViN'. ATTORATTO CorMl4.olB AT LAY. ofle.....Pare gen Meek. near North Wed center of the thieve. Fri*, Ps. F.' Pit ir.o RR .o • Srpttry for Tpll PAMIR 11e1m won"! tritrr. V^^4. rronth Stre.t. hotweon V 1 RUA itio4ls-2. r IGLIS 111/TRL, tV n aser .p T ford..Pit.. Pltnp i , nod neenroyartalViens, a•La ••••eottl attontinn "Irma to -;,wnfort of tomes. anOPOLK-1.• 7 - 1 IPA room. TtSTIIIR or TAN PPAIIIt. Pe nitro* Rtnek q „, Woe of Farm ROI, Pile, Pa rKO. GUNNI RON. ATT.RITY AT LAW AND iTATICS Ol TIWI PtACE. -”,ine and claim nefont, CAn , evaneer and Gellector. , TP. in Gazette building., rtuthweet corner of Firth and etreeta , RTle, Pa. itt,Ms-t TRW STORM, • Jon', fisto,reruountot. at tb. now , -ich store. nee Villa,, h.. hand • larro wort. ocnt of fiforerieli. Provlriors ,Won 4 i. 4 ~ilirw Ware, ICIPS. Liquors. Tobacco. . to wbieth he re. Trefoil,' calla thP attantinn of fli•roblic., ..ri a 6..l the, no can offer It coot heirgaini eP coin ne bit/ in one out of iirfo county. s mkr3tY6S—lv ea./C. RKNNETT, :11. D.. PITTNICI AN AND ' , PROTON office Fad "ark etbrpt, naar C crogora atm.—boar& at tiv• Tr.:done. of C. W. Ratan, 211 anon anntb ar tba L at ( - Inn+. on Paraafratt trivet ('Rife boron from 11 eel, A g.,lontit 2. P.ll. magroTtt RRRD 6c CO.. \ Wholmottettnd o*tt.ll dotil.ro to Aothr clto one Bro••totro• coal and wo..d Coot:dos I .I,loli bitno for fonndriox Rod oronorod for bon.o nee, llo.noot on hood. Y.rrtm- Ciooper Rth and t•l'velo. and Viotln and Rltner .t•., '2 ogtotron wog or the t•ro n n tlentt, rriP. ^ll. Ira J. f!'1101 7 .11. M. U., 41 .: linmvirsal it Phys'Ann and Rnrrenn o lie,. and - restdr.e• 6'2.4 Posolt qt., opr.nalto the Park n",e. (Mlles hours from 10 t. 12 A. 11.. 3toA P. U., and 7 to 8 P. U. nps-6on• • R E 4111..EST , ITE FOR .freral very ebob-e bneineee altos on Rate Street. be tifeerrSessath and f•igbth 'treats, Eget 'side are f , rid for ate 013 very reasonable tern:", if applied .Enquire of et .e2tf_ WU. A. (lALTIRATTri. Agent. T, 'MN (.741- 11telltn, DILA LIM TN Dry Conn CROCKIII22I, , r rtardwses, Mania MAAR. Rawl. Pilate?. ate.. eor• • •• ,•• cixth street and Public .7quare, 1r D. OS BORNE. , • . LITIIRT •ND SILLR STAMM. rArbtb • 'tmrt, hrt••• , ,t , r Stets and French. Vino Florian* and Car to Int nn mtannnt.la tam, a 3{ lIV G I ‘ - a VALIIIMP., nRRINTR. • •ICI) TIZALTE vr Fiera. Lita. . ' ' le.. Lahr, ke. Prairieter of Ale and 11"•:;.410111, and Malt wn reh mines, Erie, Ft. a _ . R. Y. PIeKETtINIII. D. D. II.; n. Onion, French rt.. second story cterretr , c Rinet. nonr corner of Treed Amine oclR-1♦ N. V . E. "I 41311T,T,, / Thmrigr, nele. le Itospn.fft --•-.l l lnek.nrfrfh aiel• the P.r.rt, 71.1 n. P. TIOAKINS??4, W111.1.1 1 131ei a; en.. Sccerrimen to nr - r¢• T. vo•tnn, ^~;mni..lnn 1I rchanfa , anal Whn , eckle dealers In (inn!. I,.. e te Inn V. k E. and Tenpin's Line of Steamers. FeetTablle Pock. Erie. Pa • janTes ly. t4TITYS W1111.1.1)11 4 1. PIITATTAN Lap gern7on h Fr; fro. 2d finny ttnn.t.'s Rlrirk, Nry.t. Park. rrlo. Ps, P,Pr 4rAtb*a ' , tom Reoleomet V!... ON, 31vrtle atre-1 'lntir• Fnuch of Ninth to 10 - A it.. Anti 2 to 3 P.ll. nstAG.A.Stf. r 'RI J. 111, VIC r 41.11". ATTnRIMT AT LAW. RidAniniv . P. Will rtlan nr-i,•finn in lidininine Cm:intim n..n‘t-rm• W"4. :11ARKS, TRIT.,nn AND ocoimrs CLDANIR Voirn Mork, at.two Pr. Nl:lnert. Ofßoo., Mollie. rry'r rt.tttrrt anti etenned on short notice Toms RP esplnaßlp an en- msl2_ly • rn• i n. FTWITWR_ Q . PESCEit d^. EP.:llA`l._ ATTORUYA AT LAW, F•anti m, Pi- ofllee in Llhert• otroi.t. Nur.lp Oity. Pi . °Mee ever R.11311'11 sant, Polindin enlinetinna prnmptiv iniide in IP Tar'. n' 910 nil r. - i I?-Am 1 1 c11111,F, BROWN Whnlent* ifiPltian In hard •nd port emit, Fn., Pe Ftßeett tlftnnpeel of nor d Or I ,,,, r p r f, In the above tow d firm, we nerems.rilv retire trent Cl,. enal a1....1imn, • • •.- th• or the enttettoere and mit nut rrt.nat and the enbtle- [ttel2-t , ] Acarr, tNFC (MALDINCI, F. ehtonsble Tenors, Firth .treat, between rh and 6th, Erie N. Coot , m Woe , . Ro.neirtne end Cdttioz attended to prompt , y. Clean 4 ng done in the hod ,toner. n 1.2 GA if TIME CITY INTELLIGHNI'M OFFICE; Situations furnished for girle of all deaeriptiong, .or Ativata at short notice. ,Charobsprnaids, Ronvekaspera, Seamst . Walters add M clainies of all kind,. Alen. hotels. boarding hnu es mod, private fat:lllAm annalind with servants of all kin's at .ho-t Tinn't forget to call vat ihi• °Me*. 1152 Slats St., Erie, Pa. - J. F. CP.OSS 1.3'117 V • • H EARN, CHRISTIAN doCILAIG . FITS $lll4 10(VITMI from V•Vf York A FRESH LOT OF COFFEE ANP SPICE! Mao, Tatelvell from New York. One bonar.i ktsa of ' o 1 fabora Familir Mack . the Genuine Cod Flab 4111111pn OWING STABLES, '4701 , 14it OF FRVICH •Nlro 7717 STRRZTI4., FRTII. ,Johounn. Proprietors. hood H ine. and tlwaya on band at moderate prtet.. 1.712—tf TO lIACCO d: CI GA EL I' 4TO It E. —.lersigned bare opened a new Tobacco st,e,ef Fifth stmo4betveon glade a”d Frond,. (opposite OA 401, office) and will keen constantly on band a cbnit• *ow of Verses. Tolwao, gooff and biar nail. rani' in • first emu Tobacco atm*. wlaleti qv,. wI 1 - 1 st iholosato and retail. Plot and ens etd cbowin- to Pero of the Wet mannfschare. Smoking acd finer doode ha pest variety. solTsS ly POo4 k aeßiot• D S. HUNTER, MEM HATS, CAPS AND''PIIRS, N 0.14 Crown's FTntat, to offeloe very foe line of the alio,- cods, vhieti be eold at very 10. prima Parson. arantine &pithiest In the above 1 ne will end It aivantageone to call. Ladles' tare altered and made delve if MIMEM FOR LADIES AND 017.!..,TTLEMEN A sanity of Children's Plain and Fancy • READY-MADE CLOTHING, Ready-l Jade Under Clothing. A variety of °nits* g Fornialain Goods. Allot which will be kept on band and also radii to order. Our ponds are all manufactured by ourselves Stimming, Stitchlng,Flnthwe and itraiding done at the phnitwit WAN. a IPCI, a large variety of the latest style Patterns for ladle? and Children's Garments. All OP. o. , re will be promptly attended to JOLITZ ITERRIISR, Franco Sk., between 4th and MI,. 1011 CHRISTIAN de CRAI G, spl9:ir Dealer/ In CABLE ROPE ROPE. PACKING. HEMP OAKUM AHD BLOCKS AND HOOKA aa23•if H itt lUN, CHRISTIAN a; CIL CIO, Anat. for ITAZ SPORTING AND* MINING POWDER. Alen, *tents for LEVT.TAND IZINP G AND BLAnING rownsa aut.'3 t . -:, eitTOUte DREW LITY. Seminal Weakness, *U, rang be mired by one who Mu eared himself and bun ', deeds anthem, and will tall you notbing but tbe tratk. Allem with stamp, MEAT CUTTER- AND • . SAUSAGE STUFFERS, Of the beat kiwi at EIZZI Sli.,A T E 8 1 LADIES', GENTS' k. BOYS' SKATES Very Cheap, at decl3•tt • J. C. iSELD£VB. F. A. witssic I Maria TX r- cousTay PRODUCE, -GROCERIES PEOTtISIOI3, WTSIN LICOSA smirk, Toaacoo, errke r , Willow Were,. Fruits, Nuts, d-c sro 1114 arit arz.rr, Arca aide, between 6th al\ 9th BU., ERIE, PA. Cub, paid for Colmar, Prtliire. r, e. rotate. MINK, FOX, - • ; L o HUSK-\RAT TRAPS, Bali tt By the dormdormor alsgle, kasal• by VOL. 37 -z -SO 33. A GVA DS MAQNULIA. =3l=l is A toilet delight -imperior to any Cologne—used to bathe the face and person, to render thb.kln soft and fresh, to allay Inflammation, to perforce clothing, for 1 brad+cha, &e. It Is ruannfartured from the rith South ern Magoon+, and I+ obtaining a pltionign quite un precedented. It Is a ftrerite with settroows and opera engem. It Is cold by all dealers, nt Et co In largo to!. Use, and by DYIMAS R .111NE4 & CO.. New York, whole male agents. SARATOGA SPRING WATER ! Sold by all Druggists. =Ell • ; 'Yee eo r - "Fxac•ly !" Solon Shtnee add; were there, every tinn.'• If he felt nwley," In the corning, he took ilanttt on Mier/it!: he felt weary at night, he took Pia - dation Sitters; L i ke lacked appetite, was weak. languid or mentally oprued, he took Plan tation Paten. an they never fa ted to eel him on hie Dine aqua:nand thin. F w nerenne want anybetter nett, bet as semi may. just read the !crowing: • • • "I owe much to yea, for ►aril► be Ile►o Plaetation Bitten stye , ' my Ilfe '• • • • "T have been a Great sufferer froin _prepepsta, end had is abanisn preaehinq. • • The Plantattnn Bitters ha-e eIISO me ". RBV. C A. Ail LT,WOOD New York Bar. • • • "I had lost all appetlte•-•se•so weak and *eery led I could hardly walk, atothad a per• eel dread of sectary. • • The Plantation ;lit ters hare act ma all right" JASIRQ fIRIMINWAY. St. Leta; No. • • • .Tho rlariation Bitten have enred me of a derangement of the Ittdneys and urinary Organs that distres ed me f r year.. They act like a charM. C. C. 31001tR, 251 Ares?lvey, N. Y. dim O. 'o A4 9 OZ , man - agar of the Pion HoMin School for Roldleie Children, nye she has 'Risen It to .the weak and invalid children under her charge with the most happy and gratifying remits." We have re eelvell over a hundred reams of each cm tiacatee, bat no advertisement I eo effecter* aewhat people t‘eniselvea say C.! a good article. Our fortune and oar rep - dation N at stake. the original quality and high character of these goods will be sustained 'tinder every and all circumstances. They have already ob• tallied a sate In every town, village, parch and hamlet amongclyillzed nations. Base 1 - Itatnrs try to come a near our name and style as possible, and beamse a good article cannot be sold so cheap ae a poor one, they and eons% support from parties who do not care whit they sell.i. Be en your guard. See our priiiite mark over the eorki F. H. DR tK6 ig CO., New Y•irk City. I SARATOGA .SP RING WATER! Sold bfall Oruggisti. °VEIL A miLl.tom noLtAus stvEcro ...gentlemen: I had a nezro wont Eimo, .bo toot cold from a bad hurt in the VI. and was unease for over. a rear. I hrd need wrirrythlug I could bear of without benett, until I tried the Weak m Singh g Lin • intent. It soon effected a permanent cure. Itontgo=arr, Ala . sane 17, '59. J. L. DOWNING)." "I take plearure in recommending the Mexican line tang Liniment u a valuable and ll:lnspect , ble article for Sprain; Soma, Scratenes or Galls on ITorms. Oar men hare use! it for Rare; Bruises Rorer, Rheuma tism, &e.,, andall say it acts like magic. J. W. /FACET?. Foreman for American, Well, , Farges end Elaremea Rxereu =Ur= “The spralie et nay dattehtera ankle, oe•se , oned while ekatinglve winter, eras entirely cured In one week after ehe comrnenentl nee; year celebrated Maetane . - Ltni men[. Glon-est r, *UM, /I^-6. 1, 1855 It is an admitted feet Oaf tine llexican linstaug Lini ment performs more cures In shorter time, on man and twat, than say article ever discovered. Families, liv ery-men, and planters should always hay.• it on bead. Qiick and sure it certainly Is. All rennin' is wrapped in steel plate engravings, be ring the slyirto e of G. W. Weatorook, Chemist, end the private 11. 8. Stamp of DEMAS BARNES ✓k CO., over the top. An effort has b en made to counterfeit it with a chimp done plate label- Look eloeely. SARATOGA SPRING WATER! Snld by ail Druggists tealt most - delightful Bair dressing. It eradicates Pcarfasd dandruff. It keeps the head to of and clean. It makes the itall'rieh, soft and glossy. It prevents the bale turning grey and falling off It restores bale upon prematurely bald heads. This is what Lyon's Katharion will do. It is pretty— it is ehesp—durable. It is literally sold b.) the ear-load and yet its almost incredible demand is daily increasing until there is hardly & eountry store that does not keep it, or a Wally that does not use it. S. THOMAS LYON, Chemist, N. Y. SARLTOGA. SPRING WATER I Who' would not be beautiful? Who would not add to their tvanty ? What gives that marble purity and dia. Unpin appearaneefwe observe upon the stage, and in the city belle ? It La no longer a anent. They nee Hagan's Magnolia Balm. sts -oontimed are removes Tan, /fresh lee, Pimples and ronghnese from the face and hands, and leaves the obroplezion smooth, tramps-ant, bloom log and ravishihg. ,Culike many cosmetics, , lt contains no meerial ininriou to the skin any druggist will order it for yo 7 p, if not on hand, at ISO cents per bottle. W. K . : HAGAN, Troy, N. Y., Chemist. DELIAS BARNES & CO., Wholesale Agents, N.Y. SA RATOG A SPRING _WATER ffebnetreet's Inimitable Datr Coloring Is not a dye. All instaataneons dyes are compared or lunar caustic. Mid more or ten d utrery the vitality and beauty of the hap. This is the original hair coloring. ands has been growing to favor over twenty years. It restores gray hair to its original color by [radial earn'ion. In a m at nnoarisble warmer. It is also a beautiful Mir dressing. Sold in two sixes—do emits and $l by All dealers. C. HEIV.STREST. Chemist. SARATOGA SPRING WATER! BOA 67, Borten, Von Lion's EZTVACT Of PLIIII JA=atoa ORGIRIO. For In. digestion, Nausea, Elearrla-n, Met Ileadacba, Cholera Vertu; Flatulency, &e . anent a nerving allsonlant fa required. Ita careful preparation and entire parity maitre its &lapsed rel abler article for culinary porpo see. Sold areryvbere, at 50 cents per bottle. Ask for 'Lyon's• Pare Retract. Take no other. _ . . C. 'SCLDEN•b SARATOGA SPRING WATER! aprunsts. Bold by all Dram:Eta MILtIN EBY!, Uri. limning hut jut oried - FASHIONABLE MILLINERY STORE Your doors loath of the depot, nest ?dior to the bank. and to now premed to famish tint beau of Erie and vicinity nith the latest fashions, =di op in tbe best best style blishm en es by an meats in Bplished taaal*. liner, jolt from of On ta We have made arrangementa to rendre all-ot the latest styles sod rasblons as soon as they ant mailed in Nay York., It is our aim to lame the toreatastldt ens. ,We hare a_lavg• assortment of Dress Tricondase. Notions, he. Lake, plasm WI. and I=4* MIN 'tort herrn* pnrebating elsewhere. , Bleaching and ;Teasing dressing fills, *nd wash In mulles done on tbe sliostest notice. nelh•ltas:— ti W. EMULLIt? HORSE BLANEETS Falling at /Wane! /WM kir 60341 - C. BELDEN. ERIE WRI7 W. H. WAGONER, Vadrid, N. Y Sold by all Draniata. Sold by all Druggists Sold by all draggitts. BARIty,JOH.ii3E4-- :4; -.00.3 m:Aunts IN T__O V E PIONEER IRON SPORE.?, ERIE, PENNA uratock hi the largest and bent waster Dugan, ein braelng among , others, the follawll2l well mown varieties t ~THE MAGIC, A PAILLOE COAL STOVE—TAO SITES. Thli don litjust the same to pnucipit N the P. P. Stowsrt sod is to ivory respect Its equal. We offer it for salt with unlimited cond.:Larne is its merits. The liegio to Sold by us at a much lour pries than that of the Steiurt, and is warranted to be .#l4te claim for IL THE U. B.•GRANT This is beyond d‘oubt the fisted operating Cooking Stove for bud coal to the market. There is no tremble in either kindling th4dre or managing it at t:rwards, and It can be easily rep tweetmre Jo , t such a heat as Is required. Firs cap be kept In it through the night without danger. No &ne who bar overseen it in' ration would want to usis any other. - THE ORIENTAL Persons wasting the Oriental, can be supplied by us at Lins Figures. PARLOR 'STOVES We have the standee right In Pennsylvania :or znannfentaring the eelebr►ted MORNING GLORY I ADMITTEDLY THE BEST EVER INTRODUCED. Also on hand, the Yodel Parlor, Payorit•, Cylinder, Belie, Pearl, Globe Treater, and Belle Cottage. I COOKING STOVES Our stock is very Large. consisting in pert as (OHO'S 001116 T, 111avirot1 (tot wood), ECONOSIM . , VICTOR, YROGREOIVE. srliraz. - REM:4AV; • 171171717. CIIAXPION, atIIMONT. ALSO DRALlatti IN HOTEL RANGES - ALL SIZES I chalet Yan's Itoprored—the but in the world BUCKS POEM. , " MLR BOTEt, STOVE I for Hotsls, Boarding Howes. &et SHEET IROE . STOVES •!- iIIEFAcas, And.' in tact, Ken Wag:km - 6'ra td tb, tndi. - , J Mir TUE WDLIC,ADS INVITZT.! TO , CAW. AND EXAMINE 01111C6OOD3..• ' NEW CLOTHING S;.TORZ. GOTHIC HALL CLOTHING- STORE I NO. 1209 PEACH STUNT; Three doors North of the Railroad Track. EREE. PA WAGNER it- KUHN, Waving °period a new Store to the above locality »- spectrally announce to the nubile that Oily have on hand one of the larva• and most esamfullir eatected stocks of Ready-Wade Clothing, Clotho. Caostonold, _Vesting', Gentlemen's Varntehing Goods. fiats. Caps. &0.. dyer brought to thin market—all purchased stool the fall in prte» and to be sold at the most reasonable drum. We have one of the best natters in the coon try. and will mpg* to make up Clothing in the most fashionable and durable stile. Onr dark Is complete. Nothing in the line of our tram hu bra neglected. GI» as small and me for yomselvu• WI warrant our goods to be as vs represent.thmn. and our pka gg tot is My to the city. . WAGNER & KUHN. dee2o-t! FOR THE HOLIDAYS f MANN & FISHER., NO. 2 REED BLOCK, ERIE, PENN'A, . Ears a large 'stook of goodi in their line enitable for holiday presents—consisting of WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SILVER AND PLATED WARE, OPERA GLASSES, SPETACLES, And a fall asasrtatent r f all artistes usually kept in a Una-.lass SenalryStors. We &ere to call attention to our neer style' of CALENDER CLOCKS, Which we believe to tei the beet In the atuket. Wired ding rings condantly on hand And made to order. WANK Jr FINNEN. deollt-tt No. 2' Reed Bina. OPENED IN A NEW. PLACE. CONRAD DECK, • TO . BACC O N I S T, Has opened a new stets at NO. 1251 MUM STREET, NORTH OP ME DEPOT. Whirs hi will keep on head s Tarp and ..0 wasted stock of ski abotamt Dips& Snuff. 'oaf. Vise Cat and Plug Tobscoo—all to tos sold at the most reasonable= pries. CaU dad as for yourselves. He 411 a at violent. or retail. sad guarantees • satisfsetary article. d•cla tt NEW COAL YARD MERCER COAL AND IRON CO. YARD -e 4 SASSAFRAS STREET, ONE-BALT SQUADE BORTO OP UNION DEPOT. &Mug the Warm Coal damn than OA &taped— other Costa h proportion: d trial ix al: that la weep pry to maxim say one of their wayeriat quality. NOTIC.Bi RVEMI3II, in the Court ft:townies Plata sat W. Ca- lio -317L1A A SOWELL ".0. term, 1884. The iimaertigited; wanted br tbe Omit of &MIMI Mau tst toasty Lectesoltalestor tfa, talsi La the &Unstated tam mtstaitsta is tbitila=7s appolstestut at bit Ofßeis d a y di? tot Cont t lat tbe coast', at Oli MOW*of iTio . oll Mt. eansiseig st,lo Ago* fib Vato plast raratlitortati o = 1ar , 51.! - NIL rat% dittiNit ' _ . . _ .1. ' !*,-- -, ' : i', i: rzr "..- '- "' :.' -': - - '-. ' -'' '' .l-..... -•• ~ •: 4 !''.:l ..!` "' 1 "" _ '. " . '-' ' ' ' - '. ' ' • II 3V4/ 0 /4 1 04103 , Mg.y: ,INNWr SOUTHARD, CRAWFORD & MCCORD. DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, Oar stock• Is the largest er ' ar brO j eiht to the el% - cooed* of PRINTS. DRLAINFS. • ' BILK CLOTHR. A Complete Amortment of Peen Bondi. Every kind of article in the Notion line. And, le short, • fine ral assortmsnt Of everithles needed by Conntrr Dealers. TO BE SOLO AT NEV ‘ 7 YORK PRIOES! Canary Dula' are ignited to giro na s call. We do s strictly wholesda trade, sad posses selling at each prier u will nods it tolls Virsobge of mirechant` in this section to deal iw Erie, instead of rending Sad for their goods. H. S. 8017711A1D, W. A. CLAWFORD, J. M. MCCORD. 1n5724-0 Ll2lll FOR EaLl3. NEW PERPETUAL LIME , KILN, Elitnetsd on the Csn BEM= FRQNT AND SECOND Ttt Irelre are now in tzar operation—have 11nw on band, and are prepared to tarnish it teens the ICI!E, on On shortest notice. SLIANNON & 00., THE PLACE TO BUY HARDWARE! W. have no axpocoo for Book•Eeeper. Boots, irorthlans accounts or collodion& and can thank» BELL CI 9EAP. irekarnithe will And everything in their line, " AI Shannon & C0..,'12VM Nub St.. . than ReMond Depot. • The best assorton . ant of Not!onit, At Shannon & Paid St c Charcoal for Rahlatratont and Dlstillers .at Shannon & 50.% tan Raab St. 1iir•••2.4,1,... • ni Shennoo k C 0.,, 18211 Pesch Bt. G and an Putty ROD Celebrated Union A , .1a Nam: ptrealrolng both 111$711, At Stissmon & C 0.% 1343 Patch St. • T ar—pontos North Cam at 4 hsanon & Co!o, 13tI Pesolnit. crthel Idn db.' sod Bev the Stemma - 1:3 at Shannon k c 0.% 1S Patch 8L - - Knife and Pork Polisher k lihsrpener at Shasta* k Co., 1828 Pauli Bt. Brushes In Horse. Vane. Fault, Pboi.' Wtaltowati. Storm and Corteror Phirribrm & &uteri ' • at Maxim & Co'. 1373 Poie' h St, BR Depo t . grits Pa. irla ' r Proof Bates and Fairbanks Bealsa. Jrl9-tf ITICADQUARTEILN FOR CHEAP GOODS! vnotamhum AND =TAIL GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE WINES AND LIQUORS. F. & M. SCHLAUDECKER. are now rewiring at their old stand. Amyl= Bloc. State strwt, a large and aupsrior stock of Ono•nies, Provisions, W.u., Liguori, , WWII,. Woods. and Stow Ware, ' . Anita. Nuts. day, da, . Together with everything. found in a How* of this kind, whteb tbsy will wit as clomp as any other Matt. liahmant La this ally for Cub or most kinds of country . • prodtme. They bars abloom hand on* of the. largest sod finest Bthetts WT.:ham and Segue was brought to, Vs. to which thay invite the attention ottha • ar Call and ass no—a nimble sixpaneo is baths than a slow eonsequimtly Cub buyers will and great bargains br calling 'Atha • GROCERY HEADQUARTERS, —AMERICAN BLOCK. STATE STREET.— Jaw A 1M0.112 T. at IL SCIFItaIMAKEit. 'noZt tt IptIIILDING LOTS it FARM LANDS TOR SOUL , 00tity , six' acres o' Barborereek, DUX Eft MU Croak. •. . 1 w 0.% No. 1398, 'on wean etre*, vestal Myrtle-41 lots 5 . 2% by lskon-Bsventh strait, emit of Ash Lena. One lot NI by 190. on Ninth stm, west otr Tire iota au Chodast stmt. between ehits and Ninth. api 11Z 8 . 2 sash. - Two lots 40 by DO eases on Nighth street, east of Hemlock Ten lob no Cherry street," between Sixth and Perseeth greasers& $3 mon venue:jut. • • - in - dab Nea. 1.941,047,1nd 1,900 sitnatsd on sorb tide or Beneath. between French and Hasted sheath will bs sold sepaiabily or *Met Very eligible. • Two lots 00 by 100 het on &math street, east of Pa rade. 811 asses sob divided Into einrrnahot lets in the village et Bells Valley. Six lots on Poplarstrest, between Seventh and Eighth streets. Two lots on ground lease on Peat . sheet, near the depot. fluidness lots. One I too Blstseath street, wed of Peach, lit feet front on Slats stmt. near Fourth street, in tots to salt. 480 acres of edrelie lowa lands. A bnlld'oy lot on-German chest. A farm ander s Wet etMe of cultivallon ors hilt cane bola than Wills Mx hundred and forty germ of Wolin , Lod In Minas. sots Ons water lot and dock vat of State street. tUt lots Oa Slath /Yee, west of Cherry, on groniid Ter t. Baresloto 23 by 144 on Cherry Street, ant to llth street. Also, houses and lots in various oarts of Erie city and cohort's., all of which are offend on favorable terms. gwing all a chance to secure s home. - JAMES SILL. 615 French St dee 3mm NV HOLUSAILB MW RETAIL GIFLOCILIEY STOILE. P. A. BECKER & CO., WHOLESALE & 'RETAIL GROCERS, North-last 011710 • of ths ParkIS TRIO 4. Freud Shwa. tORW Would sespisetfay eall the attention of the asemialt, to his taros Stock of GROCERIES AND .PROVISIONS, Which ha is &dna, tole] at the • VERY LOWEST POSSIBLZ PRICES. , Eli amortassat of SUGARS.. COFFERS, TEAS SYR . UPS, TOBACCOS, FISH, AC., is not surpassed in the city, as he m pawed to prnris to su who nits him • mall. . tie plan klere enmetentir no hem! a anterior lot of PURE LIQUORS, tlr the wholesale trade, to elitah keelboats tbs attautioa a the ptitlie. Ms motto te, "'Qat.* Sala, SmolZ Prof ta am a a tall 114ehaleoft for the Itorey. apr2PlttL NoverO T 1113 B. ner o exe he lletalyard having been duly oosnakintoniod by Gf tState • Arcnonn YOE ITIE CITY OF ERIE, has opened so Acetic:a and Commbesiov nets ender. thaILUCLO sod dm of k CRONIN. On State street, opposite the Podolia*. wham he id: to [gaud at all those: Partin havtag sup vode to dis pose of at Palle or Private Pate, wilt tad lt to their a t• vantage to autnort than to co.. Out doer false attended to aarrbere In the day. Contrusenta Itoosetfelly eoUcited, aod prompt asttietomata emile ,ftur each sale Auction sales too-ate la au% - week. viar wstunonimpt AND SAfftivDAYS,, Without fail, sedl wenie rerpoetfutiv rumeat all pirJ•. bowleg goods to diardie if. tr. aotiff SW la that tleaa se that feassail thou oa the above dare. • - . • W. J. CRONIN - Cecardadoeed Lottioneer. WIZEN k Auction k CoTastasios 111wisurts. HIS, CIUtIaTIAN 411 c CUAIU. - Nava jufreadved • huh lot of PAINTS, OILS, BALD LINSSIID OIL, smut AND WO ME THifitStiA.Y; JANUARY 10 , 1E167 42i STATE SITIZET. ERIE, PA JOiBEHRIn • HOISERY..GLOVES, &C. BLEACRSI k - BROWN MUMMA W. would reopeetfolly call the attontloo of BUILDERS & LIMB &MUMS To our Mir lawn Dock, NEILER k SPOnNZR at Shannon k C 0.% 13Z3 Prefab It. - ' - What lioes'lNibl Think t - 'Albany. •Tbe vagabond read it bver, and DY a. Cl. noitasn. handing it back to him said What is the Utile one thinking about "Please, Mr. Richmond, add to it, 'and Very wonderful_ things, no doubt— r eturn! ," • - _ Unirritten historyi - "Oh I" mid Mr. Richmond, "you are Unfathomed Mystery! ' coming back are you? Bee you damned Yet - he laughs and cries, and eats and drink. first. Pay your way," and with that he de- And chuckles and crows, and nods and winks strived the pass, and ,the "vagabond" As if hie l head were as full or kinks stoned. And cnrikus riddles as any sphinx. ' The illegibility of Mr. Richmond's hand- Warrodity Odle and wet by tears, • tortured by team.. writing was proverbial, and many anms• Punctured by pins sad Our Utile nephew will lose two years; ing neeriotte in relation to the difficulty • • And he'll never know- of clecyphering his characters are related. ' Where the Summers go; although, no doubt, like the late • Presi- Be need not laugh, for helt 611.1 it sof •- ' dent Lincoln, be is made to father some . ..jokes which do not legitimately belong to him. It is maid that an employee of the Central Railroad, atßuffalo, once offended Mr. Richmond andj n i sceitred abrupt dig mina( by a card written by the-then Vice President of the road, briefly informing him that ''his services-could be dikpensed with after this date," and signed Richmond," in the usual vigorous style. This card, so says the dory., was need by the discharged official as .a family pass over the road 'or twelve months, tis_COU. ductor being satisfied with the sight of the well known signature without attempting to read the truly of the document. _ • 'When.James Buchanan supposed him self to stand some chance of a renotnina- . tion for' the Presidency, the manner in which the New York delegation' vas di vided • with—Mr: Dickinson puzzled the Washington politimans, and Mr. Buchan an wrote a letter to Mr. Richmond, dilat ing on the dangerous condition: of the Country requesting to be info, med by Mr. R.. of the position that would probably be taken by the New York delegation, and assuring him that any information "given should be held strictly "private and confi dential." When Mr. Richmond received this communication, an intimate political friend to whom it wps shown, inquired whether be intended to reply to it. "Ob," said Me. Richmond, ''of. course I.mutst answer a letter from the President," and he. took a sheet of meg' and wrote his answer. As there wasa aly c lernor in his eye when he made the above remark, it is fair to conclude that be did riot strive to make his writing any plainer than usual. At all events, the letter, when written, would have puzzled a lawyer, had he de sired to glean any information from it. Those who have seen Mr. R.'s writing, even in. the, beat of times, will imagine how little Mr. Buchanan learned from the ( private and confidential" epistle of the sentiments and policy of the New York ers. - - Who can tell what a baby thinks? Who cat follow the gossamer links By which the menthes feel' blowsy Oat from the shore of the great unknown* Blind and wailing and alone, Into the light of day ? Out from the 'bore of the unknown eta, Tossing in pitiful agony— Of the unknown set that reels And rolls, Spooked with the barks of little souls— Bares that were launched on the other aide. And, slipped from heaven on an ebbing tide CAMIIIRRIS, • What does he think of his mother's eyes? ' What does he think of his mother's hair? What of the oradle-roof that flies *_ Forward sad backward through the air? Whit does he think of his mother's breast Bars and beautiful, gmnotha and, white, BeelTtiq Seer With &ebb - delight— Cup of kis and conch orbit rest f • Piga! does he think whet:Cher quick embrace Presses his-band and buries his face Deep Where the heart throbs sink and swell! With a tenderness she can never tell, _ Though she murmur the wohis Of all the birds— Words she has learned.to marine well ! Now he thinks he'll go to sleep! I can see.the shadow creep . Oyer his eyes in soft, eclipse. • Over his brow and over his lips Out of his little Anger tips ! Softly minimal, (loin he goes? . Down he goes I Down be goes! • See! Re is hustled in deep repose! Anecdotes of Dean Richmond From the New York Herold.] Probably !to man in the State ever gave more liberally to charitable and political objects than Mr. Richmond, and numer= ons are the instances of his unostentatious charity. • Every deserving poor' family at his home has experienced the benefit of his generosity ; and it is known that his gifts end donations during the war reached many thousands of dollars. Some twenty families in aeurruser and Rotie. **antic. were entirely supported by Mr. Richmond Wii ile their hui band and fathers were absent at the war; and in every instance but few of the recipients knew of his generous act; Some years ago-Mr. Richmond, while at Albany, accidentally met his old friend and former patron, Mr. Shankland, who, it will be remembered, aided him when a youth. The interview was most cordial end interesting,, and their eyes were Fur fused -with tears 'as they recounted each other's successes anii-disse-e--5e.....-•-•••• -rue youngor man bass been fortunate in his accumulation of weattb,'and the older One unfortunate, living upon a small farm in one of the lower counties of the Sfate for which he still owed the' sum of $2OO secured by mortgage. After parting with his old friend he retired to his hotel. There receiving a check for $4OO from an individual waiting. Mr. Richmond eat down and enclosed the amount to. Mr. Shankland. with the assurance. that it gave him great pleasure to famish him with the -means to discharge the claim against his home. About eight years ago, Mr. Richmond, while convening with a f itOgtin -i ~lificatiAttiglOolul l, lP ren, and solicited for alme.t- Interrupted in the conversation, Mr. Richmond, in his usual gruff manner, told the woman to "get out, " repeating the order with an ad dition of an oath, at the - same time turn ing his-back to her. He had hardly done so or uttered. the 'Worth', when be hastily turned round, and with' more of kindness In his face and milliner, caught the woman by the arm as she was leaving "Havn't you got a husband, to support you, eh ?" be said in his rough tones and gruff manner. ' •1 , . The woman explained thili her husband bad been. lost in a lake accident, which Richmond remembered. as having taken place & year - or_so previously. - _"How many children have you got be sides these two?" he asked, "Two more, sir." "Can't the work, d-1-n 'em;. can't they work ?" 'They are infants, - sir." "Oh I" said Richmond with an air of self-reproach ; and thrusting_ his heed in his pocket he took out a roll of bills crumbled one of them in his hand, 'and E rving it to the woman. pushed het-gently away, saying: • "Get out, now ; get out—we're busy." The woman moved slowly aside, but in putting the bill away she glanced at and discovered it to be a $2O bill. She opened her, eyes - in amazement, and turning around to Richmond displayed the bill so as to show its denomination and said: "See, sir, what you have given me by mistake." • ~ . "Get out, get out I" cried Richmon d, petulantly ; "you d—d beggars are a nui sance. Go home—go hotne. I tell you. I ' m busy." His bad habit of swearing to excess was one of the most notable of his charecter istice, and much of his offensiveness to others resulted from it. . It *ZS merely a careless , habit, however. and was really the only emphasis to his language, Ile swore without knowing it, and in every presence. The habit "once gay. an ac quaintance, who did not know Mrs. Rich mond, a singular idea of that very elegant and. Christian lady, entirely at variance with her true character. The gentleman i bad express d his surprise that a railroad manager, who had traveled so much by rail, had never been present at any great railroad accident. • "Never have," said Richmond, "but ex pect to be some time. My wile, Mrs. Richmond. said to me only the other day, says she, 'Mr. Richmond, I expect some time or another, in your d—d long tripe, you'll get your d—d brains knocked out -by these infernal locomotives.'" The gentleman's astonishment- was only dispelled by 'further experiences in hear ing Mr. Richmond swear. So absolutely innocent was the man in this careless use of vulgar and profane language that be vies frequently led into serious mishaps by them. A minister once approached him with an introductory' let ter from Richmond's wife, containing a re quest that he should be visaed over the Central Railroad "on her account." Mr. Richmond received the minister with great courtesy and was about to write him a free pass,. when the other begged him not to do so if it was in any way a viola tion of the rules of the road. "Not at all," said Mr. Richmond, writ ing away, !e very d—d ' vagabond in the country comes to me for passes'. You are entitled to one." -- • He never saw the mistake he had made, and the minister Was obliged to exercise ' his good nature in suggesting, as an expla nation, that he had meant that as every vagabond got a pass, certainly a minister of the Goipel wet entitled to one; - .One of these vagabonds applied to Mr. Richmond for a ,pitesitiet after a bitter political CO6. teat, during which the vagabond, who had beetiln charge of i political campaign pa per._bair greatly abused the Albany regen cy generally and Deoti Richmond in par ticular,.Mr. Richmond - knew him. but withoit esitation, andwith apparent het istaction, pie Wit a pa. from Aolislo 'to r= OBSERVER. An episode to this is related, but of its truthfulness we cannot so well vouch. It is said that Mr. Buchanan subsequently r9-14u -014,A on ialimnla friend to call OD Mr. Richmond, while in this city, previous to his departure for Charlastoh, to "Pump" him on the same subject. The story goes that this gentleman, after much circumlo• cution. asked Mr. Richmond the - plain question, "Now, Mr. Richmond, can you tell me confidentiallrhow your New York delegation is going f" "Well." replied Mr R., "I think some ofrom are going by land and some by wat r." " L ..n......-st.rert-apon "I mean how are they going to vot I don't mean e ?" "Ok," said Mr. Rich mond: ''l don't know, a (I I don't believe they know themselves." 1 This closed., the interview. - Personally, Mr. Rigenuond was stout and burly, with a frame of uncommon muscular strength, and his feats in lifting, &r., used to win him the admiration of the surrounding country. He bad a broad. heavy face, with a peculiar nose, and two great sagacious-looking eye', end in-his general appearance was decidedly 'notice able and impressive. Love in a Printing Office. bat a pruninv puma AS. 11,5 p.casn. • .love making, acid I have since experience - ed the-truth of the expression ; being now Perfectly convinced that the, flower of love can neverl bloom in the midst of types. cases and printing ink. Tt was 717 fortune once to sojourn for a few days in the village of —. Directly , opposite the office was a pretty, white cot tage, with a rose bush clambering around the casement, end I was not long in making the discovery that the afore said cottage with the rose shaded window contained a' fair inmate—a flower whose beauty outshone the roses that clusteriti around the window. She wag the belle of the whole village. - Her name was Mary. , I have a passion .for the name of Miry. It was a beautiful summer morning, and I had raised the window to admit the breeze from the flower decked fields ; and it was Inot long ere I perceived the cottage window was also hoisted and the sweet little Mary was sitting busily en gaged with her needle. I worked 'but lit tle that morning. My eyes .constantly wandered towards the cottage where.little Mary sat, and all sorts of strange fantas tic notions wbirled ago' my brkin. and I began to feel that I felt - a slight touch of what the poets call love, sliding in at one corner of my heart, A few days passed away, and chance made me acquainted with. Mary. Oh ! she was a sweet creature ; elle had .i.forna that would have shamed the famous Da Medici—a cheek that outflushed the rich est peach, and lips that wo'd have tempt ed a bee from his hive on a frosty morning. I thouelstas I gazed on her in mute adm-. ration, that I had never looked on one so exquisitely' beautiful. She seemed the embodiment of everything lovely.and be witching. Well,- time passed on, and one dsv Mary expressed a desire to visit the printing office. "Good," thought I. "what a chance! I'll have a_kiss there—yes. there, in the very midst of the implements of mine artwhy shouldn't I ?" - Love in a printing office I 'Oh there was some thing original in that, and I resolved to tryit at all hazards. Well. Mary came into the office, and I explained to her the use of the various implements'of the black art—the presses. the rollers, the ink and the stands, and the boxes of A, B, C's: • While she was looking at these mysteries I took an op 'portal:lily to snatch her littl&white band ; she drew it hack and knocked a stickful of matter into "pi." "I must have a kiss for that, my. pretty one," said I. and at it I went. I managed to get my arm around her waist, and in strugeling to free herself, she upset a gal ley of editorial—a long article on Negro Suffrage. Nothing daunted I .made at her again. This time I w.e more successful, for I ob tained the kiss. By Saint Paul; it was a sweet one, and that, little Witch bore it like a martyr ; she never screamed once. But as I raised my lips from hero, she lift ed her delicate little hand and gave me a .bnx on the ears that made me see more stars. than were ever viewed by Herschel in his hig telescope. Somewhat nettled,-and my cheek smartir.g with pain, I seized her about the waist and said : "Well, if you don't' like it, just take back that kiss." She made a desperate struggle to 'get away, and, as she jerked herself from my arm., her foot struck the lye pot, and over it went. Another galley of editorial was sprinkled over the floor, and in her efforts to roach the door, her foot slippeA sod she fell. In her efforts to smitsin her self, her hand—her lily white hand—the flame little hand that came in contact with MY eats—oh I horrible I—was - up to the elbows in ink! Shuts of Franklin I—She slowly ' drew it from the keg. dripping with ink, arukasked what use I made of that tar. I began' to be seriously alarmed. and apologized in the beat manner I could, and to my surprise she seemed more pleased than angry ; but there was whirls. ing devil in her .eye that told me there was mischief afloat. As I stood, tttpey log the black sanitise( her hand.souse- BENJ'N . WHITMAN, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR ly able to stonttess'a laugh ai the strange metamorphosis, she quickly raised it on high and brought it down upon mycheek, Before I could recover from mr plumes the same tiny hand had again descended, and left its inky imprint upon my other cheek. "Why, Mary," I exclaimed, "what are you doing?" Wink you told me you rolled ink on the face of the form." she replied with a loud laugh, and again her little hand lit upon me—taking .me a bread slap in the middle of my countenance, most 'curler. fully bedaubing my eyes. With a light step and a merry peal of laughter, she ;skipped through the door. She turned back-when beyond my reach, and her roguish fees paring through the door, ! shouted: "I say. Charlie, what k i nd of a roller does my hand make 2" "Oh." said I, "you take too much ink." "Fla I ha!" she 'suckled, "well; good bye, Charley. that's my impression." I went to the glass and surveyed myself fora moment, and I veritably believe that I could have passed'for s Guinea ranter. without the slightestdifliculty. "And so," said I to myself, ''this is love in a print ing office. The devil fly away with such love." The next morning, when the editor can to the office. I rather, calcullte he found things a little tiney twwey. Holt 'ever. that made no difference to .me, for I mizzled before daylight. I bore the mark of that scene many a day, and now when-4 gee a lady entering a printing of fice, I think of little Mary, and keep my eye on the ink keg. Winter Serenade. Oh I ask me dot to blow my dose, Sy oharbidge one, my owd ; You bay not know be bold I feel, It dever can be dodo ! Oh! bitht fly to other cedes, Or dwell id yonder star ; Oh. thed. by lovely bald, id blies Pd strike by light eatarrh ! The wid that blows across de boor, Had it a dose to blow. With such a cold as I hib got, 1 •Ah! would it blow it ? Doe ! Bat see, the rays ofeabbidg dawd Are gleabidg od -tee dew ; I hear - the berry bugle - horil, By hoiden fair—AT-cam! About Oysters. _ Where oysters go to, after being dredged from their native element and split out of their natural•houtte and home. is well unders — Flod; but where they come from. bow they are obtained. and in what numbers they are taken, it may be inter esting to our readers to learn. From early historic times they have been volt- Oned a suitable and palatable article of diet The Romans used them,se found in their natural state on their coasts. and also propagated tbem by artificial olsotic. 4 Lac!. pitel, as is done at the present day. In no period or country have such vast numbers of them • slipped down the human teacopages as in our owd. And we are now in the midst and the *ight of, the season for oyster easing. whiCh, well for that department of tesfacea, dpes not, continue all the year round: From May to August is the breeding setson. and during that time the oysters are believed not to be edible—a popular error which we have no wish to correct, as it saves the stock from exhaustion. Oysters are found all along the Atlantio coast, in the quiet waters of the bays and inlet., at the depth of from twelve to thir ty feet. They increase at a ,prodigious rate. the, spawn of a single oyster containing tenillifihousande of eges, or, according to' some naturalists, hundreds of thousaudp. ?'h em,..krtn ...dna is.th...lltaskifi Ave egk, quantities have been exported thither from this country. An idea of thir prolificness may be formed from the following state ment :1 A few years ago the--French sup. ply grounds became unproductive. through over-dragging, and an enterprise of Trope: gation- was undertaken. Three thousand acres in P favorable hey, were sown wi'h three million breeding oysters. In less than six menthe the bundles of brush.. wood Sunk into the Water to confine the young and minute oysters, were found,_ though not larger than .a sheaf of wheat, to have attached to each - of them not lees than twenty thousind young oysters. The two species of oystei a most used' in the United States are-termed York River and York B iv. the former being taken on the coast' of Virginia and &math, and• the latter on the New Jersey shore and North Baltinuire is the celter of the oyster trade; the stock being supplied from , the Chesa peake and other baysand their tributaries By the most , recent statistics within our reach, although the trade is now much m Ire extensive. we find that thirty-three oyster firms in Baltimore packed 1,500.000 bwhela. About 700 vessels were employ ed in the unesapeatre aura us crinutariea in catching, and 300 more in careving the oysters tc market. •About 40,000- hands are .employed in these vessels, and about 20.000 more in "shucking" and packing the oysters. The' value of the oysters Packed - during the season of 1862 wits Si - 200,000. Since the close of the war the business has largely increased. In other parts, both North and South, the trade is extensive. The chief Inspector of Virgin ia reported the quantity exported in the season of 1858 9 to be over 2,400,000 bush els. all of which were taken in the York, Rappahannock. and Potomac rivers and Hampton Roads. It is found that oysters- breed better, grow faster and are of better crudity when sown artificially in beds, then when left in their native localities. It is mainly from such beds that New Ynr'k Is supplied with the immense number required for its market and trade. The localities best adapted to the purpose, and producing the best article, are those in which the fresh water mingles with the brice of the sea. Thence as the place is chosen with reference to the depth of water, the oys ters are ratted from the bottom by a long handled and long-toothed iron rake and tossed into boats At the vast packing establishmeets, they are summarily sad rapidly unhoused from their shells and packed in-cane pr kegs and sent through out the country. Maw they are finally disp,sed of, in individual use, roasted, in the shell, fried, stewed and raw, most people are well informed by personal and pleasant extcrience. To the fear who have not, tried them and still regard them as nasty things, we have no power of lan guage nor figures of 'rhetoric capable of convincing them that they do not look upon the oyster question in a proper light. —Fitts. ann. Ix rue days of Andrew Jackson, his Postmaster General. Amos Kendall, want ing to know whereabouts was the source of the Tombigbee river, wrote for the re quired information to the postmaster of a village on its course. ' wrote the higher officer to the loner, "this depart ment desires to know bowler the Tomtvg bee river rune up. Respectfully, &o." The reply was brief, and read thus: 4 Sir„ l -_-_The Tombigbee river doesn't run up at all • it runs down. Very respectfully. &o."- The Postmaster Gonnal continued the cones dondence in' this style Sir—Your ar allotment, ast'pormaster at—is revoked. Yon will turn over the funds, papers, &c., pertaining to your office, to your mope*• sor. limptillfully, &a." The droll ne pentrappn closed the correspondence with this partinit shot: "Sir—The reve nues for this office for the quarter ending September 30, have been 95 cent' ; its ex- Peoditereer for the IMMO 1)0140d CV tallow candles and twine, was $1 05. I trust my successor is instructed to adjust the bat ewe due to me. 3:c*.respeetfulli." • t _ Brief Paragraphs. Civil, Obliging wordy, coat but little and do i'pest deal of good. Josh Billings say! that a good way for a •man to train up a child in the way it alsenld go, is to travel that way himself. - 3iodel..wiseti formerly took 'stitch in' time," but now, with the aid of • a sewing machine they take one io no time. ' When have married people passed.- through ' the ' alphabet of love ? When they reach the bs=tn.. The Boston Post is glairthore are impel American coins in.existenco., which it • i c. fere is the case, as a complete yet is to be sent to the Pa ris' Exposition. `The life Geo.- Cass wis rocked' la a eftst and banded sugar-trough: Think of that, . ambitions young men t • Fulton launched 'the first steamboat, in 1807. Now there are over three thousand' steamboats traversing the waters of Amei ) ica. Nearly all the riven, in the world are traversed by steamboats. .• A poor man once went to a miser ands said, "I have a favor to ask." "SSA have 1." said the miser ; !'grant mine first." "Aereed." "My request iv," esid the W eer, "that you ask me for nothing!' Some men are like eats. You may stroke the fur the right way for years, and bear nothing but purring; but accident's: ally tread on the tail, and all memory of former kindness is obliterated. Taar's Ir.—W9 once heard of II very rich mar, who wee btdly injured by'his be ing run over. 'lt isn't the accident," said he, "that I mind ; that isn't the thing; bat the idea of being run over by tto old swill cart makes - me Mad." A principal agent of a prominent life insurance company recently died and had insurance upon his life, This is almost as bad as the bsld•hesded man selling his ointment fOr restoring the bair.t . . The sweetest wor'i in our language is love. The greatest word in our language is God. The word expressing the short-- est time is now. The three make the greatest and sweetest duty that men can perform.. . A little boy diem:ding with la's sister on some subject.. exclaimed, •It's true, for ms SOTS it's FO ; and if ma lays i''e so, its so, if it ain't so ' • A celebrated French preacher, in a ter tnon upon the duly of-wive., said ; see in this congregation a- svarnln who has been guilty of the sin of disobedience to her huOland, and in or bir point her out, / will fling my breviary at her head' He lifted hie hook And . eitery_famale bead instantly ducked. An illiterate character has originated the following cnnundrurn : 'What is the difference between Ac, the Canaanite, and a certain learned prifesser? The Can• aanite was Ag as was. the.professor Ag-as. • , Not long ago. a Virginia farmer having Inst his wife, but wishing to keep her always in memory, called his est.ite iflleti mary! Shortly after d neighbor root with a similar affl'etiort, and deti4txtined also to name his farin after the'dear departed. Imagine the popular astonishment when it was formally christened 'filenbetsy A man, his wife and five children, win; on a train going Illstonward the other day. The man took almost sole charge of s .. gati vas also quick 'to Natio ipate the wants of the wife. Two ladies were seated near them and one of theia remarked to the other: 'lsn't he very at 'tectiver 'I should think he had hesytt.' was the quiet reply. as the fair speaker glanood at the interesting group of little one.. John was thought to be very stupid. He was sent to the mill one day, and the miller said "John, some-people say that you are a fool ! Now tell me what you know, and what you don't knoW." "Well," replied John, "I know that millers' bops-are fat!" 'Ter, that's well. John. Now, then, what don't you know." "I don't know whose corn fats 'eui." • • STATE or MATILIMONY.—The State of Matrimony has at last been bounded and' described by an out- West student, who says : "It is bOunded on'one side by hug ging and kissing, and cradles and bibles on the other. Its chief productione are population, broomstkiks, and- staying out late at night. The climate is sultry until • you troas the euinoctial line of Mouse- Keeping. wnen 'squally weather sets is 'tithe ••rialt..naeme. to frpawk hinds coosult the first pair of brio! eyes you run againstic' A -young man from the conntiy who - Visited Cleveland. Chin, the other day, in search of employment, was asked by man to whom he applied if be could ride horseback, and eagerly replied in' the af firmative His prospective patron told him-he bad an opening for a young man . —a business that necessitated a great-deal of traveling. The applicant declared that - nothing would suit him better than to travel for a living, and a bargain was soon - sarock between the two. But he wan somewhat chagrined at finding that the business consisted in riding a blind and infirm - old horse in a circular track, for -the purpose of grinding ten bark. He declined the proposition. ABOUT FAT ME!..—Our corpulent read- - ere will not' object if we ssy;lt few words in their favor. It is said to be a-fact that no fat man was ever convicted for mur der. Stout people 'are never revengeful, nor, as a general rule, are they agitated by violent gusts of plAsiOn. To parade a fat housebreaker in the criminal dock at the irrard'. '7l ; t n e n fe t t ator i t l i e s:MPEST. eton keys is generally a lean, wiry Individ ual, as he can only force himself through holes scarcely. large enough to admit a z cat. Imagine a. fat men doing these thing, and then imagine him alarmed and tnnin - a sway with a police man after himl Corpulency is not the sign of villainy but rather of good nature and good will • to all men. No WasumaroN.—iL young friend of ours tells the fallowing story of himself!: When young, he had read' th-t well known story of George Washington's love of truth,.and the father's love of the noble principle of his son, an well manifested on the occssion referred to. George'S cutting down the °herr/ tree. acknowledging his transaction, and receiving a full free par don, besides praises and kind caresses from his father. So Jim, ,actuated by so noble au example, thought he' would try the experiment on. He supplied himself with a hatchet. and going into his father's orchard. cut down some choice fruit trees. lie then cooly sat down to await the old man's- coming, and as soon as he made his appearance; marched up to him with a very important air and acknowledged the (feed, expecting the next thing on the programme to be tears, benedictions and embrace' from the offended parent. But, sad to relate, instead of this she old gen tleman .picked up a hickory and gave him an "oilfired lamming." A MATRIMONIAL TRICK.—A rich old wid ower in Canada is said to have practised a very artful scheme to gain the hand of the belle of the village. He got an old gipsy to tell the young lady's fortuni in words which he dictated, as follows: 'My dear young lade, your star will soon be hid for a snort time by a very dark cloud, but wben it reappears it will continue to shine with uninterrupted splendor until the end of "your dayr. Before one week, a wealthy old widower, wearing a suit of black and 'a finiresster-hit,==iitill pay you a visit and request your hand in marriage. —You will accept his offer, become his wife, and be left a widow in .possession of all his property, before the close of this year. Your next husband will be the young man of , whom you think the most at present.' Three days after, the old gentl*nuiv ' dreised in the manner de scribed by the girry; presented himself to the young lady, and the marriage follow. ed. The year, is more than out, but the tough old widower still sir Pars parlor or tatting room dove, no one is equal to the Morning Citory.forlOntt," a ; Illmrod tr. Company, 95 Irrestelre. oektEstf. • ' gir A fire made in the Morning love eau be kept up all tie winter round, Without kindling. For sale by Hincrod - & company, ON Frock street. • 0et.2170. 0 en iME3