Y "" ERIE WEEKLY OBSERIM.R. onyx! NOSIO. ANDIO (GT erase) ROSINTWittri 137.008, is W.FORttlr. STATI St. AND TUB PAVE. DOCLADA LSD FIltY Caste per annum rfipaid in adrance ; TIISZE DOLLARS It not - paid onto .the expiration of he year. Subseriber* erred by carrier will be charge! FITIT CENT/ year in addition. AU inaltriptios =covets MUST be fettled steetally. No paper will be cent oat of the Shte nolers pabi l for is attsairt. k m-EstmoNF.rs.--cane Square of Ti!'‘' Lines one In. • S',oo; two tawtloas $1,75; three tamer.' noel NS*: are month $2,50 ; two months 13,60; three roontb•t4,so;ellt months i7: 60 inns year $12.00; ,her ear ertisements in proportion. These rates ;Map rtrictly adhered to, unless changed by epeeist on trset, or at the option of the publishers. Audi. . Yotiees, Strays. Divorces and like *deselect. ,ento $4 , 10`; Admichrdator's Notices Load ‘:,,t;..ts 15 cents • line; Marriage Notices rural , yrs re ors a piece: Obituary Notices (over three linos ..ern - l) ten cents per line, OrigictO poetry, no. • ten at the request of the editor, one d.ltar 0 .1.110 r All -edrertirements will be continued at • i.,ran.a a the person advertising, until ordered ant bv.hin direction, active a apertned pariod It amid tpOn fr their insertion. •T All ensynitalestions should be addressed to / 12 err.Ps WHITMAN, . Fdltor and Proprietor. - - EIM ess . Directory. T STRPII C utv, Pe. AITORTRT AT LAST, trainn tiol-emo* r . • ScRGROY 1/ENTIST, State Clear Oth tf FO. FORGE U. INTLER. i f • . T ATITMALT AV LAW, elirs, Stia County, i• !:,t..nn and Mbar %13.nInsaa at mie3 to vitt] ...,...,..+ .liar,teh. lc w4mmor: ATT.RNIT AT LAW, in Walker.. of t.; ffIVOt Rao. Pa, atte =MM - & NI,IIIVIN. . Afron:sirTA Mtn enITINILLORS AT LAW. c•grp. Par , irnn Tilnek,Apar Nortb Wprrt, enrail or tie • r'. p i .!vo BENNETT. irVITI TVII °eke P•CO.d - W,rra Freneb Street, 11,Ittreen Fifth mt.! . r ,::, IMTEL, Wilterforl. Pri.. RolecityLegt.nr. PROpRIRT , II. -.enmrend*'lona r and rr. , eful att.ntion riven to on, , ort. Or 03•4t11. araPl3s-Ir. VELA I'SIVV. Terreerail:ir Tux Plume, Paree.32 Wert nt H*ll, Erie. Pa. (I En. IV. - I r ATTNVINT AT LAIC AM/ JrI3IICT 0, TRY PEACR. l'.cto and rlalm anent, Conveyancer and Collector. Drer In Gste.to Doildinr, onuttorest corner of Fifth sod h.. dwnle . F. 141.. Pa. • ip13•05-t Ile'F.W STOUR. ' ' • • Joan Coon,Toroncr at the no* p.srs, Faole Vilino., has • o hand f hroo, umort nn nroo‘rioa. Proviaiona. 'rood W o rt., o.a. Lifiaora, T..boteen. ceoara. to ten rp,•full ttllg the, attention of the public. aattafled that cor, an good bnranion as can 2,s had In soy part oo .runty. mar:l76s-1r GEO * /11:NNETT. • PIIY9Int AN AND Sr fearn% Ptf , . l'n+t 'nec. 0 1440, nyor - e.QlPrra thi• ro..ttlence of C. W. Rep% 2411nnr south r.rtt.a M r Clinr , l.. on Se pith", .trort ()frit:n boors from 11 n'el• A K, until 2. P. • mY,("r't _ W. If.P.F.D d: - . Whnlesale snd rotafl dealers la Anthrrcite Pitnmlnntol and Blnrrharz coal and:,7rotAl Genoice f.nme for foundries. and rranared fnr hno•to use. 101,4,8 On hand. Yards— Ctiraer eth sad Myr'le. and rn.,r VoTtle and Ritner. sty., 1 squares west of the untnn Drpnt, Fria, Pa. F. . . 1. IataMBIZ, M. U.. tlontonosti.e Pare-Pisa'. gad Surgeon arr,rs %Ili rrsidsoes 624 Pbo, St,,opnasito the_Pork Moot°. ofgeo hours from 10 to 12 A. 3f, 3to 6 P. M, and 7VI tt P.M. - . - 0p.5.6m. FOIE Sti.E.l Several rfry ebni,bnPin.no Into on, State Streit, be tneAn Serooth and etzhth , treets, Emit aide sre t red for Pain oa rery reeennable term,, it appTieo:,.. }"Fr.qrsirf of n,r2tf. WV, A. GAT.TVIAITIT. Acebt TORN C. RREWIL, - Toorrn or Dar 13001:1; Gilt - KM - IMM ckerr, Tfardynkne, MAJ., Sped. raldnr; 449., eor , ".nth .t-r-6 and Pnblic Frio. Pa. jra 7tl r v,l • D. INROTTI , R,. T. ' Firht +tr•of, h•troen Clot. surl Froneh. Fine !To ni .-"od Car ti , Ann to I•t nn reannnnYo tornlx. mr'29'64-Ir. • • KING, 11 21WSR„ AND PIALWR riOPR, Malt AIM Lam, ke. Proprlikior of Ale an! Lazo! sod Halt 'warehouses, Erto Pa. J r 1.21 0 1 tf • N . PICKERING. G. D. M., Psxnenr. (Mee, Preneh seenncl atnry ;!errett , e Aleek, near earner of Reed Entine nelEelr CF. 1414LEU, Dealer in GrnenHet, Prn3aee, ProviAtonn, qto n . War,. Wino'', Liquors, ite., nppnillte th+ Fnatoli , n, rriP, Pa. ' ruLtß'6s-1y W 11Anit.b. prima?, °Mee 1D Rnsors- 4 M •nlc. north Rido of the Park. Eria. Pa se. HosiurtsoN, oz co.. - SreerPsnrc, to o.•rga J. Vortn n , nee4eipslnn Iferebants, and q'holessle dealers In C,.4 fnr Y. & E. end People's Line of Steamers. rast. Albite Peek, Erie, Pa. jan4'6s ly. TUE BEST PIANOS • t IN AMERICA 4rp tr.hplay OSUCKCS. & CO. s‘ . MT AVG Sell% Them. T STITPS W 1111.1.11114.11. D., rI.PHYAMI AN AND 5e.0.6111 Ofßo., 24 floor -Rest ty's flock, Wert PArk. Erio, pa_ rrawnr.A. Cheatinn k. grates atom. Rnddenp W , Pt Piero Myrttof rtro.9 rvi holm. Smith of Ninth. hoofs—S to 10 • N., and 2 to 3 net lierStfi r la/Rift J. I ATMILIIIT kr Law. Alamo,. Alk Co.. Pt WUI Also rrsetina. In aajohoLnic Cnoollos. m• Yl9 , ftm• WM. .IARIIS TAILOR •m CIAT.INSCI,RAYEIt rnien Mock, shove Dr. Bennett's Office.) Cloth,es mole, repaired nod cleaned on abort notice. Terms as tameable ma ram ma 73 ly = spioteisit & RIIII3IOIAN, ATTORITTP LT LAW, Franklin, Pc. ofttee to Sery's butldlorr,' Ltherts street Pitants City, Ps-, Otßee over Stoop's Rank, Rol mden St rollectictur.promptly made in all parts of the oil re :ions. J-12-om up,,Ki. - • • T - ATTOTITTA Aan CAC'S XLVIRS AT LAT nTriCt rfs7 spitivn 81•54 crinoline Crittenden Pill l 'aneeille. PA Collsetions sad all other leTal hnei ust In OrawfOrd. Pontoon, Eris. Warren and Forrc conntlee. attended to eseerully and prneio'lr Rarianienen—Wm. A. lielbrailh. Tleejemin Whitman 7•m ea S ill, SI D.IICP? k Marvin, Vele. Pa. Pon, P. Prawn. Hon. R. P.Johnison. W. D. BrArn R.trrn.n k Clark. Warran. Pa. xr fun H iIOoW & C 0.., 1 • Priaciiisale dealers 113 herd and enft coal, tide, Pa. Flaying dieposed of our deck property to the shore namad firm, we netwaartly retire from .the rnal tole.reeomoiendine one annareaors eminently' woe. thee? the roofidanee and eafroesze of oar old friend. and thee:AlM [aol2-ti] swop?, 4 NR/N a - Po VTLE GIIIALDINCI, Fast:trot:table Tailor*. Fifth etreet. between Ana Sth, Erie. Pa. Coatro Work. Repairing. and, ~ ..., i et-attAndeil to promptly. Cleaning dnra in tl•e .nl9 M if pgY: 4l 2l'P-_1 4 1.1i POTTER. V, r: . i.,VIVSZNSECOM) k ?MAD STA F nix, PILVIIA 'h. nnAsnlcn• I havinr purchased the interest o u.:l continue to euatlact. the above establish t. ' 4 "reit. the tnit•onitire of the etistonteri of the old t•-, and thn'enstom of the public generally, prndifqn. utmost end.avor to glee perf•et fa.forlefinn. tf JAY :4,4111111.T1Q. 1 ,7 , 1,10 T, GOOD WIN dc CO., .f.;5•• i3ANEC EaS 1 On P4nA Stmt, , neqr the Depot! ••P tun?. • wA. WOWS, .1!PO. e. CIPMDWIN • P P.V.VOSCHT A. EP GRAY, t r ' Y.C. YAYLR. Th'gh'ets •‘, baring tierected ! holy art ‘ngent.nte; age 7 , •nit•dtto de a Genital Banking. Fizelmnge and ~r en'fbitinett. • n•etriniv•rit Banda "mil Interest Notes of all Pin\mt I, ."enominatic no bottelit and sold. , m731-tf F. A. WallEtt 5c C0.,1 • Disci RI 111 PRODUCE, GROCERIES "- '!';DiP, , nINTS. LIQUOR!, esaAls, TOSACCO. Wit?ow Ware, Fruits, Nut!, (tv RP 814 Trama'araterr, 7 ' 4 4tween Sth and 9lh gritiTi Cob Cnuofry Pm:Neel, Tenta ma 24 tt 4741) RIMMING SITAFILIO4, - rnkara nr rararn ♦ai)'Mn STRTVTII. PAIR. Jobnann, Proprietors. aped II 'Tarr and "” 42 ..1.aya nn band st ood•rete pricer. J}l:—t! %'w TOBACCO . 3: " Cii7AR MTORE. 4 1 , 0 ~n , . r.ignad bay. npanod IL aaw Tobacco atrle., o , rrA qtnte a-a Pr•nch, topPonlln' orral and will trey fondant!, nu band ebnic , "°•^? 4 .2ara, Tnaven, *ad avers thin a. a. 1 . I ?Iva elmn SnSaten Ptoro. which th•Y '.• r and telsll. Plug and Fna eat ehavlnf In "," of lb. Ivrt tnannftetatle. Smaktag tebteen. TIT* t ' l4 ^" Mode In great variet.y. , W2%5 ta ROA & "ARM sr It Seminal Irsaltness, eta,. fc• to rust& by one who hat..enred hitosol! and ho n• n-4 of oth..rs, and will toll joa nothing hat the Oita &tamp,. . B a x Yon/1/114.1.y. VOL. 37-6NO' 29. gslri lifUng the kettle train the lire I aettded myself very severely—one hand almoat toe crisp. The torture was ant...arable. • • • The Ifexumn Mustang Liniment rePesed the pate almoit immediately. It healed rapidly and left 'eery little eau. CHAS. SPOSTRIt, 420 Load Bt.,Phila. 7 ilia Is merely a sample of what the Mustang Lad meet will do. It is basalt:able in all cues of wounds, swellings, 'Drains, cats. bruises, swirl; etc., either aeon man or beast. rI . Beware c( counterfeits. None_ is genuine malign wrapped to fine steel plate eagravins, bearing the sig.. Inature of G. W. Westbrook, Chemist., Ind the private stamp of Domes Barnei& Co., New York. ( Saratoga spring Water, t01446y eII Draritirth All who rolae a beautifal head of hair, and its poi itvation from promotive beldnees and turning gray, will not fail to aao Lyon', celebrated Ratharion. It makes the bale rich, soft and glossy; eradlaites den• drat!, and canyeethe hair to grow with luxuriant beauty It le sold everywhere. • R TROSIAS LYON, f:heroist, N. 7 Sarniogn ?Spring Watsr a Fold by at! Druggists 1:1312= AGel DI I,(AGlroil.s.—The prettiest thing, tho u sweer sat thing," and the most of it for the least !none, overcomea the odor of perspiration; settees and a 44 delicacy to the 'kin : is a delightful perfume; allay headache and milammaloa, and is a necessary compan ion in the Rick room. In the nursery, and upon the toilet sideboard. It can be ob*ained everywhere at one dollar per bottle. Baratura !pitying Water, Sold by all Dragglrte . 9. - T.-1860.—X.—T!ur areenot o Plastation Bitters eold in one year is somewhat. startling. They would All Broadway els feet high, from the Park to 4th St. 1/rake's manufactory Is one of the Institutions of New Fork It is said that Drake paintedsitt,he rocks In the Restena States with - his cabalistic end then got the old granny legislators to past a law "preventing disfiguring the fees of nature," ',Web gives hirna monopoly. We do not know how this la, but wo do know the Plantation Bitters s;l1 ai no . other article - ever did. They see want tty all masses of the community, snd ere death on Dyspepsia—certain They are very invigorating "'ten languid and weak, and a great appetizer. OEM .aratoga Sp:lvz Water. So'd Draggles Wuvr DID it?—k young 111(111, TOtnruing to ber country borne after a sojourn of a few months in Nie ork , was hardly recognized by her friends. In place °fa - 36M0 Oushed . face, she bed a soft, riabcomplexion, of Eamon mar'do sniootbuess; and instead of .71. she really appeared but 17. She _told them plainly she used llagan's Magnolia Balm, and would not be without it. Any lady can impre►e her personas appearance ycry much by using this article. It an be ordered o any druggist for only Ml cis. • nratoga Spring Water, sold by all Dr aggtats Relorstreere Inimitable Pair Coloring has teen stead• ily growing fo favor for over twenty years. It acts upon tho absorbents at the roots cf the hale, and changes it to it, original color be degrees. AU iratantaneove dyes deaden md injure the heir. - Pleimstreet's is not a dye. bit is certain in its manna, promote, its growth, and is a beautiful hair dressing. Price .50 cotteraud $l. Sold by all dealers. Saratoga Sprfag Water, sold by ill.Draggista LYOS'EI F.LTnAn? OP PCKI Jaxatre. Cleate.—tor ludi• gestion, nausea, heartburn, tick headache, cholera more bus, where • warming, genial stimulant le required. Ito useful prepsratlon and entire purity pukes it a cheap awl reliable article for culliasu7 purposes. Sold every. where at 50 cents per bottle. ..rertratogn eiprlag Water, mete by ell Drage : eta. tan LY SUPPLY sTons,-- Ms. 23 and 24 West Park, (Beatty's Black,) HEARN, CHRISTIAN & CRAIG, GR-0C E R S , EZIEI CoUNTRY PRODUCC FLOUR, max, DRIED t: 'SEALED ITRUM, T. Bat Qualities of Ponds and Oils Aaenta to the Cleveland Ride ',hang and Bluteig ?owner. ' re. A chothe'efifd fresh stock always kept ow hand, Lich wil 1 Ceeold At the lowest tlgares. I= We pledge ourselves not to be undersold, and Invite ail to glee tut a call. eir highert plies ',aid for roantry prod cme mane ti STEM PHOTOGRAPHIC E. IT. ANTITON Y & CO., Afanulaeturers of Photographic Materiala, NO. 601 BROADWAY, NEW YORE Id addition—to-our main business of Photographic materials, we are headquarters for the following, sic.: Stec...imps/1 and Sterromeopic Views of Americas and Foreign elite. az d Landscape,Groups, Statuary, bc., Ittereoseopic Views of the War, from negatives made in: the various campaign., and forming a complete Photo graphic history of the great contest. Stereoscopic Views on Glass, adapted for either the Magic Lantern 'or Stereoscope. Our catalogue will be sent to any ad dren on receipt of Stamp Of Photographic Albums we roan ufaa ore more largely than any other bouts—about 200 varieties from :0 chi. to E5O each. Our Albums have the reputation of being superior in beauty sod dom. batty to any others. Curd photogrspbs of Generals, Statesmen, Actors, Ate Our catalogue embraces over five thousal d different sztijects, Including re-produe tione of the most celebrated engravings, Paintings, Sta tues, ke Photographers and others ..rdering goods C. 0. I),w 111 pirate remit 25 per cent. of the amount with their order. The prices and quality of our sonde cannot fait to ugly. n015.13m* WHOLESALE AND RETAIL' HUOVERY STORE P. A. BECKER & CO., WHOLESALE & RETAIL GROCERS, North-Eggs Corner of the Park ¢ Frexeh SOW. • (tnishre nth,) Would reopoetfully eall th• attention alto eocatonotty to Edo lime Stork of GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS, Web he le deeirone to all at the VERY LOWEST posstuts PRICES His eaportroeot of _ 4UGAR.S, • . : . COFFEES. . -. TEAS, SYRUPS, TOBACCOS, FISH, &C . . L not saryurd In the city, u be le prepared to prove to all who 'a blot a call. He also keeps constantly on hand a superior lot of PURE LIQUORS,. for the wholmle trade, to whlah he dlteeta tke attention of the life motto le, "Quick ...Sale*, Small Profits and Equivalent for the-iforiey." anrlrtiatf. ILLIN ER Y! Mrs. Hawkins his Jost opened FASHIONABLE MILLINERY STORE Tour doors loath of the depot, next door to the bank, aid is now prepared to famish the ladles of Erie and vicinity with the latest fashione, made up in the beet style by au accomplished mi'liner, just from one of the best establishments in Buffelo. W. ?RR!! ART. 'We hays made arrangements to mein) all of the latest styles and fashions ae soon as they are received in New York. It 1.0 ocir alm to please the most fastidi ous., Re have • large assortment of Dress Trimmings. Notions, &e. Ladieft, please call and examine our stork before purchasing elsewhere. Bleaching and pressing, dressier felts. •nd ail work la oarilne done on the shortest notice. n016.3as DIME LIBERTY WHITE MUD, Will do more and better work at • girro•Oest, than any other. Ty-It. Manuieetored only by ZIEGLER & SMITH, rrnot.EsaLs DRUG. PADIT y 0L483 DEAL R 8 , Ho. 737 North Third Strut, Phila. febr60.74.• ERIE ERIE, PA, Whole:ale and Retell An/ dealers In WOODEN & WILLOW WARE, TOBACCO, SEOARS, &C., &C Wholoaslo sad Retail, BARR, JOHNSON it CO,, DEALERS 'IN S T O VES, PIONEER IRON WORKS, ERIE, PENNA or stock le the largest and beat west of Buffalo, em• bzwelnu among others, the folloWlng well known Narietles THE MAGIC, A PARLOR COAL STOVE-TWO SIZES. This stove to Just the woe fn pnaciple ss the Stewart, and IS in seer, respect Its equal. • We, offer It for sale with unlimited conadetee In itsonartto. The Stogie Is sold by 0.5 At a much lover price th xi that of the Stewart, and le warranted to be al; we claim for It. THE N.T This is beyond doubt the 'lined operatlorTooking Stove for hard coal to the market. There is no trouble in either kinnlingthe Ore' or managing it aft,rwardt. and it eau be easily regulated to secure Jo t inch • heat as is required. Fire can be kept to it through the night without danger. No one who bee ever seen it to °nor'- , ration would want to use any other. THE .ORIENTAL. z • I Personna wasthig the Qulautal, eau be supplied by us at Low Figures.' PARLOR 18TOVES, We here the ezelusive right in Pennsylvania .or manufacturing , the celebrated MORNING GLORY I ADUITTEDLY TUE BIT EVER . INTRODUCED Aleo on hand, the Uodel Parlor, Favorit., Cylinder Belle, Nail, globe Beater, and Belle Cottage. Cooicici sTovxs Oar stock Is very liras, consisting Is part as follows COMET, MONITOR ((or wood), ECONORIT t _VICTOR, PROORg3SIVE. 811aLLA REPUBLTC, rRII7.IIPIT, CHAMPION, HARMONY, and DINING ROOll ALSO DRALifle id HOTEL RANGES OF ALL SIZES 1 Including Vaq's laiprcrred—the belt In the world riLoporn. rAgray Besints t for /Intel; Boarding Hosisaf, &o SHEET IRON STOVES I FURNACES, And, in bet, every thing known to the bide , Star TUE PUBLIC AUL INVITED TO CALL AND EXAMINE OM GOODS. BOORS. FOR TOR alita.auri. —.; CAUGEILT, McCILiARY & Co., BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS NO - :11 NORTH PARR ROW, Are now openlni the largest and moat carefully rebated etort of elegantly bound and beautifully illnetrated . 800 K ! Ever brought to this market, Including standard molt', new English and American Juvenile Boots, Albin, Prayer 13cate,and Church Services, ill dn. styles. Alm ME STATIONERY ASTICLB9., Writing Dulls, Panay Ink Stands, Ladies' Toilet and W O Ol Bozo& Pertfoliter,Sterenscores and views. Prang's Card Pictures, the 'most beautiful Sunday Schobi *Cards In great variety, Port kfonnalee. Card Cases, Gold Pens, Propelling Pencils, a large variety of Peaty Articles in Scotch Plaid, Photograph Altiumr from the beat MID a faetori•e, to the beet styles. ' Ju2P65 V CAPGRZY, VeCREARY fr CO. GUOVER & BAKEWS FIRST PR F. 1111 1 .11 ELASTIC STITCH AND LOCK STITCH , SEWING MACHINES I Sold by WEIGEL & :ZEIGLER, $2O Stag Strad, Ede, TA. inliF4B-tt QTUANOB,, BUT TIME, That Sarsaparilla and Durdook.Cream of Tartar and Sulphur Red Pre eipit-te and Brimstone, all lad to cure this modern mongrel Itch, new so.prevalent throughcnt th e coun try. But th e Bxtract of Dandelion and 131thr-Sweet 111 just the remedy for it, as It acts on )he liver stimulates all the snretic Ds, opens the pores of the skin. and in natural and easy way throws out all thick, viscid, poi. 110120111 or impure matter, and leaves the circulation free, the blood ore, the- skin dean, the completion clear, and the whole system free from disease. It is a medicine that cannot be used without benefit. tept6-tf MIRRORS OW YOIITEIe—A gentleman who has suffered for years from .-lierrons Debility, Prema ture Decay, aadail the effects of youthful ladlscretion. will for the sake of suffering humanity, send free to all who need it. the recipe and directions for - making the simple remedy by which he assented. Sufferer" wishing to profit by the adrertiset's experience, can do web) ad. Chemins JOHN 11. OGDEN, dec38433 13. No. 13 Chambers Bt. N.Y. MUIR 'BRIDAL 11tiA.71111611. on Nosy of Wanda I and Instruction to young Non--published by Boor and Association, se d sent fres of charge ln maid easel apes. Address Dr. J. SKILLIN HOUGHTON. Philadelphia, Pa. HEARNAHRINVIAN & FRAM. Th• place to bal CHEAP. FAMILY GROCERIES - - Such as Teas, i.offee. Chocolate. Bahn's arras, Corn Starch. Farina, itago,Toploca. P earl Barley. Rim Flour. Rice, Baking Ponder. Cream Tarter. Split Pees, Cracked Wheat, Pearl Wheat. Hominy. Kamp. Mustard Reed, Jell Capots, Spanish Olives, Self Refiring Flour. Faxo n/Flour, Corn - WO. Oat Meal, sa kinds of Pays, Sar dines. Eakins Pickles, Currants,. Figs, and, in fact, everything belonging to alfirstOlass tawny Store. ateM-tf, PROCLAMATION DIVORCE LCCINDA SCOBY, In Court of C 01334101 PUSS, by her nazi Mend, Eris Co - Etephen King, . No. 3s, Nov. Term. 18138, vs. t Atlas Subpoena in Strome, JAME; SCOBT. 5 return Whereat, LiteimlaSeeby did prefer bar petition to the Honorable Jcidgeo of theCoart of Common Pleas for the mint. ot Erie, praying for the calm therein set forth, et* might be dtvormfltrom her husband. Jame ScebV, unties is hereby given to the said Awls Selby, to be and appear before our lodges at Erie at a court of eommen pima then and there to be bold", for toe. county of Erie, oo the third Monday to November, 1888, to aroma said petition and abide theJegment of the routi in the premium 8 1. L.. BROWN, Sitiatirs Cam, C 68.17,1888. ilhsrltL t0et211.41 WEEKLY Efirg, TlitiߧDAY: Viktl4l3EßAa, • , •., • • lirhoir:iiiitt: pax iTOIII4 ea sun nee, lanc, PA, SOUTBARD, CRAWFORD & /ffcCORD, • JOHHERStq DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, - HOISEItY, GLOVES, &C Our stock is the Urgent ever brought to the city cousistlng of PRINTS, DM/VINES. SILKS. CLOTHS. CASSUIRRTA HEMACH I EI h BROWN 811111111M9 A CompleteAssortment_of Dress Goode. Evers ki nd of article In the Notion Iles And, In short, • totitral wortmont of oTerythlng needyd by Cinntrr Dialers. TO BE . BOLD AT NE'S YORK PRICES - Country Dealers are limited to give Ina call. We do strictly wholesale trade, and propose selling. at =eh prices u will make it tin the advantage of merchants In this motion to deal is Erie, instead of sending Rut for their goods. • R. S. SorreAßD; W. A. CiUMPOZI), J. V. /WOAD. may 24-0 LIME -FOB HALE. We would respect:hilly call the attention of BUILDERS 6 LIMB DEA►.ERM NEW PERPETUAL• LIME KILN ' Sittmtiod oejite Caul, DE4WEE:k7 FRONT AND t3COND §ll4, rrvr. -are aow In full operatloo—have Brie on hand, and are prepared to furnish it from the Kiln, on th, shorted-notice. SHANNON - d: 00. 9 THE PLACE TO P 17 1 ,7 HARDWARE! W.. 11••• I:maximm for hook , lieeper. 8001mworthless recounts or collections. end ern therefore hELL CSEAP. Dlaekstniths sill dud everything le their line 1) dt Shannon & 1823 Paul St., • .bore Railroad Depot. T he bast assortment of Notions, tat Shaming k C0:v.1.223 Peach St • Cluttered for Refrigerator. and Mailing at Sheraton & Ca.'s,l323Peaeh St. Woeterhohn &Rogers' eel/batted 11L Cutlery at Shannon k '.1X13 Peach St. fi r t lase end-Putty at Shannon & 1328 Peach St. Celebrated Linton Annie' Purer; pane color both way,. At tilninnon & Co.'e, 1323 Peach St. T ar—genutne North Carolina, at .hannon & 1= Piaeh St Scythes, Binds and Saliba Storm . at Shannon & Co.'s, 1842 Peach St. " E r ;WV New Knife led Fork Pollahat &Shoran TT at Shannon & Co' e, 1353 Peach St. flrnsbes in varlyty— flair, Aaron; Wane. Send,. Shoe, 41, k ,,,,,,,, Ar.onoterltrnabsrkfloaters or 8010 •Agenta In North Western Penna. for the Archie:Man PatentAtlesvaleo fferrinve Fire and Tier ear Proof Safes and Talrbanden Scales. ;ylO-tf HEADQUARTERS. CHEAP "f 00D81 WHOLESALE 4WD RETAIL GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE. WISES AND LIQUORS. • F. dc M. SCHLAIIDECKER. Are now receiving at their old Stand. American Bloc( State street, a large and superior stock of Gineeries, Provlliono, Wats.' Liquor', Willow, Wooden 'and Stove Ware, Finite. late. Ae, Together with liverythint found in Mose of this kind, which they will sell Wakes? es any other estate Ilvtiment in this city for Cash or most kind. of country produce. They have also on hand one of the tweet and Snort Stocks of Tobacco and Segos seer brought to Cris, to which they Write the attontion of the publics. e Er Call and ze us —e nnaappoantl7 Gab letence )era will and thygraa/ barfirine by callinent the _ EBB GROCERY HEADQUARTERS. A,IBERICAN BLOCK. STATE STREET. ..Tqn• 2.1560-12 T. h Y. SCRIAIIDAISE VIM -CITY IKON •: . ' LIDDELL, BELDEN &lILIBE, FObN D ERS & MACHINISTS, STEAM' ENGINES ,AND BOILERS, OIL STILLS AND TANKS, DRIVING PIPES, PUMPING RIGS, WALKING BEAM IRONS MILL HEARINGS AND MACHINERY. All our work is mad, from The but material', emo wAs AA:nip to be of the BEST STYLE AND WOREMANSIIIP. We are now adding - !stray to oar Waeblciery sod ifatisfacturlng facilities, to supply the increased it mend for our work. W. J. P LIDDELI • GEt). SEI,IIIM. ,11123tf. 3011 N R. MIES. TINUUNISIIING STORE E .. ' lON LADIES AND ONNTLIVEN. A waylay of Cbildrafea Plain and Pane, READY-MADE CLOTHING, Wiwi' Ready-Made Under Clotlank. A variety of &ate' • lfurnishing Goods. Alt of wbleb will be kept On band. and Sim wade to order. Oar geode ire ell mannisetnred be' armless Stamping. Stitchloalutlng and Braiding docent the &holiest notice. eleo,a luxe variety of the isteeitetyle Patterns for .Lsdies' and Children's Garments. All or den will be promptly attended to JOAN PRIMER apl94y Trench 9t . between 4th and 6th. GALE'S PATENT PEED CUTTER! THE MOST fiIIBSTANTILL, MOST - - EAMY TO RUN AND lIAS TD BUT OZARTNO OP .I.NY IN VIZ MARKET. SeCONHEk k SHANNON, 501 and 507 Freneb Stmt., SHANNON & CO., 1343 Peub Stmt. ig2 000 n. l oresidents. cashiers and tresrerere of 8 banks In dorse the eirenlar. Pent Ave with tramples. Address the American Stencil Tool Works, liprusgeeld. Ver mont. iro3-dm TDYE AND MATRIMONY.- I edits and gentle -1 tom if you wish to mar y. address the nod/Myr who will rend you. r ith , at money and wide:nit price, valuable information. that will enable von to mar ry happily and epardl l y. irrespective of age. wealth or beauty This information will rust you nothing, andif Yon with to marry. I will cheerfully veld yon. All let tere strietir etutddential. The desired informatida most Di return atall„ and no reward asked. Address, . SARAH 8. - LAYBEIII. , treenpoint, Mugs, county, N. T. yl2 • rIIU UB I. one patent Toedldlne—so eallee—th ought to be In 'Teti Welly. and that ti Carta? Fatraetolßanat Weed. ittmitha amount, vehteh emu to as !from those that hive and it, to thick than co ha as dotbl 014 gnat Tam 10920-U To our Near Reed's Dock RESLER • k SPOONER. I=l DRILLING TOOLS,.. nerrl-Sm 1 . , - the Old - Story. ' 1 I was a woman, and I'd a heart, And I raved of love and of constancy, . And - he esw the tsars of my eyelid's start, ... For he - was this world to me. He whispered low when the spring time flew, • Of the tangled paths in.whiohmen stfay, And around me all his arms he threw,• . His eyes were on Eire that day. We parted ; yes l but I Citing to him, And I put up my lips to be itise'nd again; But the latighing eyes or the hear% grew dim. And were swollen back with rain. They eamo to me when my love waa gene, And veld he was poor and toiled for bread ; 'They talk'd of rain and tears alone, And niy tteart was dt;1l as lead. And then t he y laid their bribe at my foot— 'Twas the dame old tale that is often told— They play'd on the etriage of my heart's conceit • ' . And dassed my eyes with gold.- ' I sold myseli to a loveless thing, Anti I walk'd to the altar and there I•lied ; For my heart was away" with the primrose, • spring, And I by. my husband's aide. . . • And now, you ttalt me what of the He ? I've paid full dear rpr my erns?' greed ; 'Twerp better, I think; for a woman to die__ Than to live the life I lead. lam alone, brit still I can sing, - And pray for the end of winter's rain, For the soent.of the primrose -crown of spring • Will return to mo agnin. • 4 The Volunteer Counsel rtf wpm:fa stoat'. John Taylor was licensed,-When a youth 01 twentpotte,,to practiCe at the bar. He .was poor but well educated, and possessed extraordinary genius. He married a beatuty, who afterwards deserted him for another. On the 9th of Apri4 1840, the court house in Clarksville, Texas, was crowded to overflowing. An exciting case was about to be tried. George Hopkins, a wealthy planter, had offered a gross imult to nary Ellison, the young • and beautiful wife of his overseer: The husband had threaten; ed to chastise him for the outrave. when Hopkins went to Ellison's house and sbot him in his own door. , The murdered Was arreated and baiLod to Ammar the charge. This occurrence produced great excite ment, and Hopkins, in order-to turn; the tide of public indignation, had circulated reports against her character, and she sued . him for slander. Both suite Were pending—for murder and slander. • The interest became deeper when it wan known that Ashley and Pike,of Arkansas, and 8. 8. Prentiss. of New Orleans, by en ormous fees had been retained to defend -Hopkins 'was- acqUittiid.. The Texai lawyers were overwhelmed by their op ponents. It was a fight of a dwarf against giants. The slander suit was for the' 9th, and the throng of spectators grew in numbers as in excitement. , Public opinion wax set ting in fdr Hopkins ; his money had prd cured witnesses who served his "powerful advoiates. When the slander case .was called Mary Ellison was left without- an attorney—all had withdrawn*. • ' . Have you no counsel 1" inquired Judge Mill. looking kindly at the plaintiff. - " No , sir ; they have ail deserted me, and 1 am too poor to employ any more," repliA the beautiful Mary, bursting into -tears. --- . , •„ . . - t.:...1 said the Judge gianiing mind tho bar. The thirty lawyers mita ailant ' ''l will, your honor," said a voice from the thickest of the crowd, behind the inv. , At the sound of that voice many start ed—it was so unearthly, sweet and mourn ful. The first sensation was turned into laughter when a tall, gaunt spectral figure elbowed his way through the crowd, and placed himself within the bar. Hie clothes looked so shabby that the Court hesitated to let the- case proceed under his management. ' • ' "Has your name been entered on the lolls of ths Stater demanded the'JOdge. "It isimataterial," answered the stran ger, his' thin, bloodless lips curling up with a sneer., "Here is my-license' from the highest tribunal in America I" and he'handed the Judge a broad parchment. The trial went on. He suffered the witnesses to tell their, story, and he allowed the defense to:lead' off. Ashley spoke first, followed brPikis and Prentiss. The letter ,brought the .house down, ip cheers, in which the jury joined. • It. was now the stranger's • turn.' He raised before the bar, not behind it, and - so near the wondering jury that he might touch the foreman with his long, bony finger. He proceeded to tear to pieces the arguments of Ashley, which melted away at his touch like frost before a' sun beam ; every one looked surprised. Anon he came to the dazzling wit, of the poet. lawyer Pike. Then the curl of his. lip grew sharper, his smooths face began to' kindle up, and his 'eves to open, longer dim, but vivid as lightning, red as fire globes and glaring rift meteors. The whole soul' was in the eye ; the full* heart streamed out of his face. Then without an allusion to Prentiss he turned a short round on the perjured witnesses of Hop. kins tore their -testimony into shreds, and burled into their faces such terrible invectives that all trembled like aspens, end two of them, fled from the court house. The excitement of the crowd' was becoming tremendous.l Their united life and soul seemed to hang upon the burn ing tongue of the_atrangeri and be inspired I them with the power cd his passions. He seemed to have stolen nature's long hid den secret of eta - action.' But his greatest triumph was to come. I. His eyes began to glance at the assassin Hopkins, as his lean, taper fingers assum. ed the same direct/4ml He 'hemmed the wretch with a'wall of strong evidence and impregnable argumeOt, cutting off all hope of escape. He ddg beneath the mur derer's feet ditches of dilemma and held up the elan derer to the Scorn and contempt of the populace. litiVing .thus girt him around with a circle of tire, he .stripped himself to the work oft masaacre. - - • Ohl then it was a vision both glorious and dreadful to behold the orator. His actions became as inapetuousas theinotion of' an oak in a hurricane. His voice be came a trumpet Medi with wild pools, deafening the ear with the crashes of power, and yet intermingled all' the while with a sweet undersong of the soft. est cadence. His forehead glowed like a heated furnace, his [countenance was haggard like that of al maniac,. and ever and anon be flung his long Imp arms on high as, if grasping .aftSr thunglorboltr. He drew a - picture of murder in such appalling colors that in comparison hell itself might seem beaUtiful ; be painted the slanderer so black 'that the inn seem ed dark et noon day, f, when shining on ench.a monster. Ands then fixing both portraits on the shrinking Hopkins fasten. ed. them there forever.! Tne, agitation Of the audience amounted almost to mad-' Hess. - ' • . All at once the speaker descended from the perilous ffeight. His voice wailed out for the murdered, dead and -living—the beautiful Mary, more beautiful. every mo ment as her tears flowed faster—till men wept and sobbed like children. ' HeCloasd by a strange exhortation; to &jury, and then-to the bystanders; he advised the panel, after they should bring OBSERVER ME in a verdict for the plaintiff, not to ,oiler violence to the defendant, however richly be might deserve it: in other words, 'snot to lynch- the villain, but leave his punishment with God." This was the . most artful trick of •all, and best calcula ted to secure vengeance. The Orry returned a verdict of fifty thousand dollars ; and the night- after- wards Hopkins was taken out of his bed by lynchers and .beaten almost to .death. As the court adjourned the stranger said : 'John Taylor will preach-hero this eve ning, at early =die light." He' did preach f and the house was Crowded.' I have listened to Clay,. Web- B`tar'p and Calhoun--to - Dwight, Bascom and eecher—but never heard anything in the' form of divine words even approximating to the elrapenceot John Taylor—massive a, mountiinri, and wildly rushing as a - 1 / 4 'niataract of fire. Uses of a Dead Dog, - ,(From the Stn Fronsiteo (SAL) Meren7.3 The following will explain why "a cer• fain Frenchman ii anxioud to obtain from the.,Board of Supervisors a "monopoly_of all the dog . ; that may 'lie in San Francis- Co 'for the neat twenty years. „What use con tWL.tnittlatA.B4ll.ll4oB? It can be used for a multitude of useful 20 - lust:mien/I purposes. Yarns one. A part of it may be put in to^ lady's smelling bottle. Under that form ? Either as delicious perfume, or as pro.lling sato. How can it be converted into perfume? -Glycerine* is - largely used by perfumers fitir`lbeir choicest perfume". - . . • How is. glyFarineabtained from a dead dog 2.: By mixing soda 'with the, boiling' of the fat and bones. What does this produce? A sweet soh statice called glycerine;, or We, sugar of fats How can the putrefying flesh .1f a- dog be turned into smelling salts? Merely by adding to it a little hydrochloric acid. What further use can he rnade of a dog? You can wash your hands and face . with a part of it. How so? Part of Abe glycerine may be used for scenting soap, or made up into glycerine soap. _ What ether ugo c e-desd dog be put 40? A ladir going T 6 court may put a little on her• cheeks or _lips to improve -their hue. • How can this be managed 2 Part Of the glycerine may be mixed with carmine, and sold for lip-salve or delicate• tint for the.cheeks. • 7 , , I Name snottier use tiles enn be mode' of a dead 'dog. It may be biought to the table as a delicacy and eaten with much relish. • How can this be done ? From the skin, tendons and bones, gelatine can - be ob tained ; and this gelatine can be made in. to Tally. What other delicacy can be made of it t A part of it can-be put in our tea and cof fee. tarts and pudding. How can this be done ? Sugar may be refined by being strained through its burnt • What else can -be done with a dead dog ? A gentleman can appear in, a -part of it at a ball or promenade. How so? Part of the akin may be made into boots, and part into riding.gloves. What order wail avid& in Paris about dogs some few years ago ? That all dogs withont a master should be immediately shot and thrown into the Seine. How •many_ dogs weib so destroyed? P.evoial;-thousand. Who found out that these dead dogs could belurned into money 1 The refuse pickers (Affortiera.) Whet did they do with them ? They rrot,theF(ocit ofthe river, skinned them were made into kid gloves. Anat. with *ha hnilingS Y They were made into soap and candles. . Old and Young Generale The nrOmen tons question as to the C.l. pability . of elderly gentlemen command ing armies in the field, is very' naturally new again Und.r discussido in Europe. Sir Edward Cast writes to the London Times and gives the names of the sexage narian and - octogenarian generals under whom Austria has at different times suf fered ber worst disasters. The whole his tory of the world, to a certain extent, warms Sir .Edward's opinion, that no man above fifty . should be 'put iu com mand of a large host In actual warfare. , Hannibal was commanderiri.chief of the Carthagenian armies when he was only 24, and he was only 31. when he won the 'battle of Cannes. Alexander- the Great had conquered Greece and 'Persia,' and achieved his other wonderful conquests, when he died at the age of 31. -Witham the Conquerer 'made -himself master of England at 39. and Henry V. beat the French at Agincourt when a youth of -Cromwell was 46 at hie victory at Naseby, and Nelson was 47. at Trafalgar. Fred erick the Great, of Prussia, wait -but 28 when he opened his first campaign against Austria ; when 33 hawse victor!. • due at the close of the second - Silesian war, and•at•the end of the Seven Years' War he had but just entered on the period at which Sir Edward Cust i thinks that mili tary incapacity begins to show - senile, another 01 the "treat masters ,' of modern days, was but 37'when the peace . of Westphalia resulted from his wonderful gifts as a soldier. On the other hand, Cepar spent.almost all his early youtVand early manhood in civil occupations. and was 41 when he took the field in command of the Roman forces in Helvetia and Gaul. At 52 he fought and won the blithe. at Pharsalia over Pompey. who was thensB. The Duke of -ltariborpuith, again, 54 when his won the victory- at `Bientreint; he was 56 at Itainilies; at Malplequet. when Le showed the very extreme of dar ing, he was 59 •, and, when at last; he took the fortress of Bouchain, he was as_ mach as 61. Nevertheless, on the whole. there %A be no doubt that Sir Edward is enh iftantially in the right. As to the specie case in bend, it is important to know how old are the Prussian Generals who have lust beaten their Austrian elders. Per haps Sir Edward Cast cane _ apply the in formation. Ansatcatts Ansoae.—Artecous Ward's landlord at the Green Lion Hotel, Lon don, had a new lodger, who claimed to be an American. Says the landlord, rubbing his hot face.witits red handkerchief' " Is the strange bei'n an American ?" ; "Ile is." "A General?" "No." "A Colonel f" "No." "A Mijor?" "Not a Major." CaptiSg t" "He is not. "A Leften ant 7" "Not even that." ''Then you are deceived! He is - no countryman of yours," said the landlord of the Green Lion. "Why not?" I said. "I will tell von, sir. My Soo-in-law is employed in a banking-house whine every American as comes to these shores gets his drafts coda, and be says no one has arrived on these shores during the last 18 months as wasn't a General, a Colonial; a Major, . a Canting or Leftenant 1 ThismarOs I Bed afore. hal deceived yo'u. IRA impoa. ter." I reeled into a chair. FOr a minit I was speechlis. At length I—murmnred, "Moral I fear it is too true I -Even I was Capting of the Home Guards." "To be sure; you all do it over there." A Female Jests lire. Stialbgth Cady: Stanton being piqued by some. rein:lrk qt the Albany Journal, mule during the re cent Women a Rights Convention cent the editor a bottle of lire. Wie slow's Soothing Syrup. • The editor accept., but gets rath er the better of the donor by remarking that his wife doesn't drug his babies,• - as oratorical and strong minded women fre quently Mid it nicessory to do. - • . . BENJ'N Hri'MAN, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR •, • Baconetruotion Dzffictilt7 ,_The following is a correct copy of a let. ter from a whilom rebel seekinginforms tion of the Attorney General. - the name of the writer-only being suppressed : FOC/MMUS ARK OctaTer 12 1 8 60. To the Attorney Genf of the United Stake Du FRDSPIO-4 am "in: thei pursuit of 'Knowledge Under difficulties" I, want a legal Opinion, But you are not ip duty, bound to notice me, because I am not of ficial—in fact I Mot nothing, nor nobody —not even a reconstructed rebel—reason, Thad Stevens Wont let me—However in the Language of Shakespear I will ex claim ' "Gracious God "have mercy on poor Kuuliipod "As he would on: you if he was God "Arid you was Johnay Eurihypod -But heres the _pine As Dan Monday would say I was a rebel and couldnt help it—l was born with it in me. Well Lee Surrendered to Grant "on terms Then comes our time in the, Trans Mississippi And Kirby Smith, McGruder & Price Shoved out for Mexico, and left Buckner and Fagan to face the music. And they Surrendered on terms of Lee A Grant Then I came knme and looked round for it abort time About nine months; to what,-Could be done with Confederate money—it played clean out About that time I came across President Johnsons Awn. sty Proclamation • I took the Oath like a man, and Walke d out into the at mosphere and tried- to Whistle Yankee doodle—l Never Cmild Whistle. . I Swore to— Sulaport the Constitution of the Mated States'• - Support the. United States theretmder Support all lawa and proddmations in regard to - Abolition of Slavery I Suppose the intent and meaneng of the "Support the Constitution" ie your taxes I have Supported it a Dollars Worth I gime I have a Dead thing on the 'Se gro pail of the - 87,4am ; to make Certain I was on the three notched told to Loy. al'ly;, And Yankeized religion 1 picked out Six of the Smellinest ; laziest ; black est, Negroes in this province and Fed them free gratis All this Year of Union— Glory—Stirs and Stripes on a Bender Cheap Whisky low taxes and Speciebot tamed Currency A D 1866 To Support the' Union of the States. I voted for Judge Byers for Congress, he can take your "Iron Clad" oath, and could take it just as easy- if it had been Copper bottomed allso I was Sendeng Dyers to Congress to f‘thet Union of the Stars" for me Did you let him l am indeed restless on the Union part ,of Ihe.awear, and if you will tell me how the rein "so called" can Support the "Union of the -States" without representation You will greatly relieve the mind.of,y,onr enquereog fitiend- I—nin'as•Poor and-lean as a bobtaild bull in fly Nine Caused by intense mental agony One - more>tbirsg And I will close this interresting letter. if Thad Stevens is the Constitution will have to be sworn over ' • , Respectful) , Your ' Obedient Sersint A SUITABLE APOLOCIT.—.Ii is not often that we find hasty people willing to make the amende hoard/rota was the individual mentioned in the following anecdote. A punctilious regard for the truth is much to be commended, and below we • find a nice sense of honor on one side with a still nicer nicety on the other. A man said of a virago with a loud -masculine voice: '•Confound that woman's throat her voice will reach the fifth story of my house!" The woman hearing of the re mark, insisted that her- husband - Should call on the man, and demand either a re- • chastise Husbaod—',• Sir, I afia informed that you say my Wilda voioo is an loud and mas culine it will reach the fifth story of any building. Did you not make that minds; lous assertion?"(holding a whip signifi cantly in view.) Man—" Well, my dear sir, I can't say positively. I might upon the impulse of the moment, and rather think I did say, five stories. Perhaps it is an exaggeration. It is pushing the thing pretty strong. I admit. lam willing, sir, now that I am cooler, to take off one story, but not an other brick." ' "Well," +said the-other,."that alters the case, but 1 should not have stond the five stories. ft is sigin natur." %DT is Kiso.—A rose-curtained cradle ' where, nestled within soft cambric and flannel; he pounds seven teen, o is the throne of a tyrant—that pink little thing is an autocrat august, for baby is king. Good, solemn 'grand father- (West hard ly to -speak, or walk, lest the el leper, should bear. his boots creak, Grand-mt is a martyr_ in habits and cap, which the monsrcu %Mee/idea as well as her nap. Papa. wise snd 'mighty, jild borne rrom the House, grown meek on the threshold, and 'moves like alniouse, to stays. at the bundle; then outivard -he goes,- like an elephant trying to walk on his toes. _ The queen of the ball-room throws loy ally down before him the roses she wore in her crown, and singe little love songs of how she loved-hest the fair baby blossom she rocks on her breast. Good aunties and cousins • before him bow low, though he rumples the ringlets, twists collar end bow •, he bids the nurse walk with his majesty's self, and cries when she stops like a merciless elf. He flings right and left his Sauey fat flit, and then the nett moment expects to be kissed. He demands people's watches to batter about, and meets a refusal with struggle and shout. ' Then failing to conquer. with passionate litylie - Nlificrs his lips, keeps a tear in his eye, and so wipe- - the battle, this wise little thing, he knows world,over that baby is , king. COULDN'T 136 AR PUOSPERITY.—There is a Class of men of whom it is truthfully said, they cannot bear pi asperity. When for tune ; goes spout them, they conduct themselves with correctness ; but let the tickle dame smile upon them, and they rush into all sorts of folly and intetaper• s i nce. Prosperity has ruined more people who, so long as they bad to struggle with the world, wire very excellent and ex emplary memberi of society. There was a singular illustration of this in the police court the other day. A good-for-nothing. lOoking wretch was brought up charged With drunkenness. It was a clear case. The testimony showed that he had - been on a spree fora week. lie was asked what he had to say for himself. " Wel:, ler honor," said he, "me and my old wo• men never life easy together." "That is no - excuse for getting drunk," said thel , Court. " Your'e right, yer horror, so- it• 'sin t. 'We used to fight like cats and dogs together." " Drinking only madh it Worse," put in the court. " That's true ' • she the life out of me and bent me poor, until last week whoa—" 9 Well, what did ells do last week ? " She died,-yer honor." \‘' And you have been drunk ever since? " "Ye., ver hon or; I never could bear prosperity." INTERCOURSE Oil MIND.-If men would permit their minds, like their children, tO associate freely togeOer—if they could agree to meet. one another with smiles and frankness,' instead of suspicion and de , fiat (lei the common stock of wisdom stud happmets would be centuple.i. 'Piobably 'those very two men who 'hate each other Most, and wbose_best husbandry is to sow briars and thistles in each other's paths, Would, if they bad ever met and conser erd familiarly, have, been ardent and in- Separable friands„—W. S. Lanclai. ..1 •411-0 , • ' - • Old - Folks. !Totten think each tottering form That limps along in Ws decline, Ouse bore a heart se young, ea *um, As hill of idle faults as mine? And each has ha4.its dreamt{ of joy, Its - own unequalled, pure romance Commenehst when the blushing boy Firsittuilled at lorely woman's glance . , "And each iioald tell his tali of youth, • Would thitik_ite scowl of love evince More passion, morertu t tly truth, Than any tale before or ithoie Yesl they could tell if tender INT At midnight penned - lifolasole shades, Of dayermore bright than modern dlir - Arormaide mare fair ..then_modelltFuliaL --- - • - . "Of whiepers in a willing ear; Of kisses. n kbltuihing cheek: 1 , Each kiss, each: whimper far too dear Our modern lips to give or speak, Of pasaionOro&untineltercesed; Of kindred spirits earth} toed, . , And buds that blossomed but fadez , „ Of beaming eyes Ind tresses gay, fortaand noble brow, And form. hat have ell passed awayk , And left th6m what we see them And is it-thus—is blimin love So very, lightsod trail - if thing? And must youth's brightest vision mote Forever on tirctlese wing-I 33 "Must all tho v eyes that now are bright; And all the lips that told of bliss, And all the forme so fair to eight,-- -- -•,••• Hereafter only.eome to thiy? - Then what are all earth's treasures worth, If we at length would lose them thus 4 If all we value moot on earth Ere long must fade away from.ne ?" Insido "c• er v i -l irinting Office ' It is not alone compositors who will en• joy the following. It ma,capital and very forcible illustration. of..As -printing office dialogue:'- • - Foreman of the office—" Jones, what are you at now ?" Compositor—" I'm sifting 'A house DU fire'—almost done." Foreman—" What is Smith about?" Compositor—'- Ile is engaged on a 'hor rid murder.' " Foreman—" Finish it as quickly as pas- sible, and helu Morse through with his telegraph. Bob, what. are you trying to get up?" Bib—"A panic in the money market." Foreman—" Thomas, what are you dis tributing?" .; . Thomas—' Prizes in the gift lottery." Foreman—" Stop that and take hold of • runaway horse.' Slocum, what in creation have you been aboutpis last half hour?" Slocum—" Justifying the "Co4iiromite Measure' my sub set.' j . Foreman— You cbg on' the stool there, what are you on now 1" 'c Chap on the stool—" On thi ' table' '1 that you gave Me." : Foreman—" Lay it onithe tabh; for the present; no room for it:" Compositor—•/ Tfovr . about - these ' Mu nicipal CAndiilatei ?" Foreman—l' Run B eni in. What do you say, Slocum ?" Slocum—"Sliall I le - ad these / Idett-o'f 9 , 0 - F oreman No ; Aley are solid, of courito." Compositor —" Dt you wantit full faced head to' Jenny Lind's Family ?" Foreman—" No ; put then in small caps. Joseph, haven't you got up that 'Capital joke ?" Joseph—" No sir; I'm but of sorts." Foreman Weil, throw in this Mil lion of California (}old,' and when...y_ouget through_ with it, , l'llgiVeyotieome Editor—" What do you want now ?" Deviljoe—" More copy, sir." - Editor—" Have you completed that 'Eloquent Thanksgiving Discourse ?" -Deviljoe—" Yea, air; and I hav,e jgstset up ' A warm-winter."' A toot On.—During the first year of the war, wheh change was, scarce and some large firms were issuing currency of their own, a farmer• went to a store in a neighboring town and bought some goods, and gave to the merchant a five dollar bill, Of which he • wanted seventy-five cents back. The merchant• counted out the amount arld_banded It.aver to the farmer. Hoiooked ist it a moment and inquired, " What's this ?" " It's my currency," • said the merchant. " Wel, 'taint good - weep LIU jam 6 ...._ _ r--- bringit to my store and 'I will give you a dollar bill for it." The farmer pocketed the change and departed. A. few weeks after he went into the same store and bought gcods to the amount of one dollar, and after paying over the identical seven ty-five cents he, took out a handful of pumpkin seeds and counted out 'twenty five of them, 'and passed them over to the merchant. " Why," says the merchant, " what's"this." "Wal,' eays the \farmer, "this is my currency, and, when•yOtt,get dollar's worth bring it out ' to my niscoand I will give you a dollar bill for it." ' ...4T1119 WORLD CANNOT SATISIT.—Prince iTalleyrand, who had serveefifty . .:Aars as a great diplomatist in Frange„under five different governments, at nearly all the courts of Europe, a few years'before be died made this melancholy confession. Ire wrote it by the lamp on his tiblri: in a chamber of his palace in the city of Paris, and it was read when he expired : “Eighty three years of life are now past—fl/10 with what anxieties (what agitations, what van ides, what troubled perplexities 4 mind all this with no other result then great fa. ag tfts#, risrsteal and moral, and a profound senttment, or st;-•-ote ement with re and to the future, and of disgust tor toe plus,'. - -thus proving that this world, with .its pleasures, its honors, and its gains, can- s never fill up the aching void in the heart of man. This the "life of Goi in the soul of man" alone can accomplish.. &OM YOUR OLD Bas.so.—Every boujC keeper, perhaps, does not know, what however is true, that pieces of old bread: crumbs r &c., on being soaked and mixed up with dough in making new bread, im proves It very much.' I would advise all housekeepers who read this recipe to try it and our word for it, their wilt never al low a piece of dry bread to be lost after wards, especially in these times of high prices, when flour is fifteen dollars per barrel. So says an exchange. In Holland dog power is carefully utit. ized. The Dutch are not much given to carrytug heavy fowls. They put theito load on a wheelbarrow and attach a dog to the lead; or they place them-in regular wagons. and have a harnessed team of two and even four of the usually worth• leas animala to draw them. I have Been a team of doga, says a writer, going home from mill at full speed, drawing a wagl laden with a good grist, and a full size Dutchman seated on top. • In•one of our courts lately a_ man who was 'called upon to appear as a witness could not be found. On the judge asking wherete was, an elderly gentleman rose up, and with much emphasis said,- "Your honor, he's gone." "Gone 2 gone!" said• the judge. "where is he Bonet" "That I cannot inform you." replied the comma= nicative gentleman. - "but he's dead." This is considered the moat , guarded en emy on record. - Two good natured Irishmen, on a cer. -tain occasion, occupied the same bed. In the morning, one of them inquired of the other, "Dennis, diti.you hear it thunder last night ?" "No, Pat ; did it really, thunder ?" "Yes, it thundered as if hiven and sett would come togither." "Why in the mischief, thin, didn't ye wake me, for ye know I can't elape whin it thun ders." Alf the little vexations of life have their use as a part of our moral diseiplin , .. They afford the batik. • trial •of character. Many a man who could bow with resigna tion, if told he was to die, is thrown off his . gifard and oe•' If temper by the slight est oppoe ' pro jeotp. A arm en a .. , , Lady slid gentleman .have'quarrelel, and each considers the Other inlaultovhich of the two ought to be the first to advance towards a reco . ncilation t" ,Tlei reply was, "The beabhqarted and Wisest of the two.'