sod vigorous." Bray household has its pet names. Mr. ones• eashsats his helpmate by calling her ids idol." lon* however, privately spells la Ike mart of a down east agricultural air occurs the fallowing : Bad Com arta-11 Ma Mary Gall." General Williams, the wend husbang of Mrs. Douglu, wail a staunch Dongissito in 1860. Rasing supported the husbaid, It is quit* natural that he should wish to support the widow. "'Tin Amiga," said a young toss, se be staggered keme'from s supper party, !show evil cosuntialostions corrupt good menial. I've bees surrounded by tumblers all evening. and now I'm a tumbler myself." Brigham Young has -been made a forlorn widower twenty-eight times daring his 'con jugal experience. He endures his many be reavements with the fortitude of a Dahomey chief.. One hundred and eighty-five comfort• ors are still stares kW: , , Some of orifroligions exchanges tell a story about a woman being relieved from speechless Brief biwltyina. We have know • number of the sex to b• strongly affected sad greatly candled by a Aim before this. Two Irishmen were looking at a beautiful painting of Adam and Eve in Paradise, when one said, ' , Barney, I'll never say another word agin Adam in all my life, for had I been in the garden I would have eat every apple Is it for the sake of each a lovely creature as Eve." "Dar are," said a sable orator, addressing his brethren, "two roads tro' die world. De cne am a broad and narrow road MU leads to rrediotion, and de . odor a narrow and broad road dat leads to;sure destruction." "If dal . m de ease," said a sable hearer, "die culled ndiwidttal takes to de wood." On one °cession, at a rehearsal, Weber add to the perfbreters, "I am very Burry you take so much trouble." "No, not at all," was the reply. "Yes," he added, "but I say yea— that is, because you take the trouble to sing so many notes that are not in the book." • .A man, hie wife and five children were on a train coming Bostonward the other day. The man tonic almost sole chirp of the chil dren, and was also quick to anticipate the wants of his wife. Two ladies were' seated near them, and one of them remarked to the other, "Isn't he very Attentive!" "I should think be had blob, was the - quiet veply, as the flip speaker gleamed at, the interesting groupof little ones, - - Bane, the joker gild poet, was once taking & trip on a steamer, when he fell in with a lively young lady, to "hem be made himself very agreeable. Of course, be made an im pression upon the damsel, who said, at part lag, "Good bye, Mr. Gaze, but I'm afraid you'll aeon be (mettles:se." "Ab, taiga," said the inveterate punster, "if I was not a married man already; you may be sere I'd be for getting yen. " Fans Ain WORMI.-1. distinguished der, paw preached a sermon on “faitb," in which . ha " 'look the ground that it vas the source all power and sehlevannt, and more truitworthy than ploysioal or materiel adventap. WWI he wit" going hossoifter church, ono of his cOagregatien secostod him and sak that he wu expecting to be assault ed by a bully whom he had °fended, - and ood-lonserwily 'squired if he should trust to faith or manacle in she impending °outset.— wro faith, by all mesas, to faith," mostly responded the preacher; "but," he Whinny added, with a gesture salted to the occasion, Glen most show your faith by you good works." R AIX 11111 . 4 . LIII!AY • USA? BROAD GUAGL bOUB4I TRACCIUIOI7I7 NEW TOM BOSTON AND THE NEW -11 tido latiosi oakado& hut IMAM to Now Irott dles. Sto Now Tort. 433 zolloo. Salo•