g nit 'WEEKLY OBSERVER. N I. VII 40BOEftrig BrILD/X O C . gritillll.l7. .1+; t4S:To THR rOnT OPPICII. . 3 11 i:4`—Two Doi.L.Lis Lib Firr l . Cs "r if phi in arabee ; Taxis D0r.4.411if cot „. v.„ l ,,tration of the year. Sattaaribers ~r 4 be Charge I FterT Centre a !-'a 3 r fl 4 or Ten Lines ea* in; ;;..; ; to" taaertibas 6t,60 ; IL TS ; rat , ' , eolith 62,00: two wientbs $3,T5 ; ale months 66,60; eae rose j 9,06; r grorlitrmenu. in proportion. Thee, rat, to, 1111180 ebartivi by special .- a n or at t'ae optic', of the pie:takers. Audi Dirornea aa6 like adman*. 42,a0 ; Aloainiptratnea Notiees il,liet Lethal XVI TiTi coma 6 Me; Marriage NotteostirllTT ,ntia (litalVf Nosiest' (aver throe hum toms) tare tents Mae. Original poetry, as. .6rttien at tk, aloes: of the editor, ate denote la , A:, a Ireriw pouts will be contanurd-at 0,•-• • of th• netts ordirmi • r Ste , -!,,,,crwri, laule6a a tperided period is upon tn• PRINTIV;.— Dare one of the best Jabbing .e 0 ,11 the tats, and ore toady to ae any work Is may br sztrupted to 12f, to ovtal aryl• noteide of the :ergost BICEC!IT, Perimeherf. I Wilivot.rb, r.att, SINESS DIRECTOR?. tinsuiset Certs in,rted la this &dusts 41t the et Fire sod L-oroo ntliers per yeat 7 secorditl to PILI/C55 snaps xiitri. Ett & m otriN. Atrovars Arlo CoVlitltt.l.ollll LAW. y i n ;co alek, nes: North Weit eoriaor of,Us nuts, firm, Pa. fI.'fIILLSR, Cry} Exa.rsoß, being many tom Coast, tor, it pr( %nii to -unity or make Plaza or Maps eoeotii ra, Oeler In Common Cosoril ROOM, ,t Block D. wALKEii, FO4NAIIDLIO AND 17°11E1310N MXII4O2IM t WareoDr no Pubic Doak,. tut Corner of trait. clan, In Coal. Salt, llab, Mar i , Lio•. t e . 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'IS erg D.% YIN. A171711C11711 LI,, Chstabrai Feb. 16-37:el H.ka•!rtre, W. K ETl,lll.:h, A 11 ,, 67RY AT 14. W. in Vraluir's Of. 11 6 eitItti &IQ I 'O2 I.lde ate,' Pi/2k. arrillia it. t0,...it:.%, llooKina.iti a nd Dialer In iitatleatiry, '3i . 7 Vagasinos, 1 4 ; stompers, kis. County iSiskii ...,, 1,7 Iri.7 Brown'aillotal,frostag ilia Pitt. --- r ---- — ; . Cu talon the Lime SIM at ~..1 et Pp.: 44 Stt,..t., near this Philadelphia depot, ate, 1,3 prepare'. to famisit Wh:te Lime. b Urge lua , ltite, at the lowest market primer. 14 13 A TeTTE fIOTEA, Frenfh street, between 114 and Ath streets. Philadairbia 4 Eri• Railroad Depot, Erie, Pa., Sho-maker. Pro rietor. Extends aneeteinodie .nt strangers and tr.srelera. ttoard by the day or G , ,od atatthne aitacbed: apr26latL LIF.ISEL tk. BROTIIRR, FAARIONABLZ TAILORS and thr PLa•r Patent lowing Machtnea be-At In 1,1 , 4, Stat. Street, be:wean stl3 and liPtb Sta.. Pa Urtthet =ado to order tp tha anaat style. D. OSBORNE, LtsxsT ♦fin Sat.' STAnta, on Eighth tsktwe•n State and French. 'Finial:tones and Oar• let on r•ssonahla t•rma, iny2S'64-Iy. FELL, & 11 Co.wrism,' -„fl.orraerciancsoldteasa rinin,Bollsra. A4rizaltural implemente, Railroad Cars, 31AG11.1., . Drrnevr, (Mee to Rosen- 'a I 8 s a.. ,al. north aidA of chic Park. Erie. Ps- . !MUSE, .InowAT, ELIE Co , PA. Mrs E. 0. CL/VOIFTII, Thin tea new and handsomely Stied tit. . the n.3.4i.t of one of the best Tronting and:go st one in Penosalvenia. Commodl RoonstoOlets Gvr,d Table sold Wodersto Prior& Th•, pablle Te reer*effncly s ,Itched srpv4Tie 4..IiALELAITIt. ATTOINEY At LA V--01011 on se litoook opyooite the Coart doff. BAN Fs. 111111.131.7LD, 31. D. - 0107,na OF invirrn 'TXI•I', pew Nwr 4. 11184 —/vese. Yin, PA C. DENSE, 1) ciao , DAT GOADS, Catocaatats, 7, llarrlwars, Nails, tato, Seed, ?hater, sa., tor. ttxtit street and Pub:to Square, jal7td. AESALE RETAIL GROCERY STORE. P. A. BECKER, . f LE:SALE AND RETAIL GROCER, Nort...E.ut Carxer the Farb 4 terse* Mired. . (ma/JIM:110 drespea call the attention of the eadaasailty bli Luce Stock or ROCERIES 'AND 'PROVISIONS, Wbien he is dementia tonal] at the, LOWEekT POINSIBLIEr PllllOlllO Rte meortmant COFFEES. TEAS,• SYRUPS, TOBACCOS, • FISH, IC., c 1 r.i;aw?j , —he • pro zilythe to prtall t r • Gal4s rtipr"OF 1.4 P It E :L Q, II ,0 S ••blob h. Miaeta setonttct ptlbile "ft :^k SCIAU Protl4 &ad • • tut, Tole.t toe aprll'astf. Erie County Money. • • Pr 'dr t* of Rge.lotiot Oita, ARD OF DIRECTORS or TM" Keystone Mittonal Beak, • E COUNTY MONEY WI 1., r. B 1 REcv:IvED (Pi regliar r.29tnwers of the nattk T iW N, Caihier , reA n.-. istt4.--tf horized Capital $500,090. cAPrrAT , PAID I?, $200,000. SECOND NATIONAL RINK A la open, for burin , pa n " ^ ° 42 5 specembi.r . 12th. 1884. n Ike ‘ l lr,Liat , ufreA notrocaupted ter tb• blvreinfmr e at, i t a r Ar t • Ho titultlitig norttpitist corner 1tr , 71 tad put,:l3 r_tk L S..t)T;". t M. C. C131(11T. cialsris DIELEC7TOV6 ; rircu of J. Ceara Co, C. 041 Pastors. r.rt, fir uof Seidefl. BUSS 111 KcGKsr . Hut 4era. tr). ,x.r,1.1.n4; i/it" put 'nun i!o k Frio R. R. Ittr ,if eg „f Wu] of Clones% Caugh•Y wirras, Wholeaata °Paean 'f tau) of Croce!' St Bt . 3. Illear t.rin of Barr, Johtisoll t idlefintly Btoss tl.ntlattureta. DB Farrar, Wholaaalo Gramm Pa ; 1 4E.KR, Grover. tde,Dg7,ldW. VOLUME 35 [Ur. David lliwy, aasl , tant editor of the Buffalo Courier, is stet only si flue newspaper writer, blit a gen tleman of to riot poetic talents. fevers] of hie pro ductions have T mid, are equal to the beat of oar modern p e follow ftw thrilling eked' from hls pen will intend by the namerens Meads of the ithis eity ;] Ho be Young Colonel Died. You want to hear me tell you how the young Colonel died ? - God kelp me, ternary will cot fail on that, or tongue be itel ; e, Write it down and print it, in your biggest type of gold, For sure a bnie.'e heart thaa Me no mortal breast itiiiht • hold. 'Twee ;the second weary night of that hot and bloody June. Therm gh the brush, along the pleket, we walked beneath the moon : Behind us, slab; pi Oa of death, Virginia'. thicket+ /ay: Before us waaAteld Radar, the hall to coke keit dal, We talked about old Br: dale, and bow the &Tit we knew At the doorte apt, with thirty sweat hearty Mt In the sneer dew, ; And, looking at The fields below, where the mist lay like a pond, We seemed to see the long dark streets and the wide ' Lake far beyond. Than, turning sudden, 'Waage," be said. "I'm glad a moon so bright, Will bold her fair to mine when I lay dead toialanre night." Ws chatgrd at ,noon, the Colonel had ;nasal Irta's old brigade; 'Tway Loogetreet's biasing (anneo /*fled lets breast. we rks pie) ed. Ws charged till, full In front, we fall that Br breaker A sea of rattling muskets In • (term of grips and she I • Tba Colonel led,.ln dm and awoke kis sword would wave and aktee, /ad still the brays sound of Maronea drew en tiesstrag- Kling line. Then all at once our colors mask; I saw that real and nod;. lb, Colonel jostled sad took them before they touched the sod; Another spring, and with a aheut—the robs will shad It well s Hs stood alone uyon their works, waved the old nog. ' sad fell r As o'er th e surf at Wield°, I've wen *Vega gen fly, Ella voice 144 sailed above the storm aid ecnuaded elm and high, It seemed, I swear, 2 had no. beaid the4yalitat reek aad the. . ] Till than, all muddily, on 0.111.. the rushed la. • ' Inks tarn to stand op loom; eoidd thsy de but 'telt Oar broken resonant melted bask serene t►a bloody (Said. I stayed to help the CoTorsi, sad *rept to where hotly; • smile cam* tender o'er Makes, hat Ile ascrUartad me • sway. I hat to watch hts particle lips sad 'Dada his frog the E= Hot 'rot ton to vises', 6-11. , ritf," hi zed, "ao, save your gall—good night !" • As tender as toy naothea,•that eafle Ohm up, end ati,eue Or , re tris:e di 0 4 Wm marble ft.v, sad the paint seal Iran guns! Three timea IL. same fedi scIOONI seen sad looked him fun to Mee, Bdfore the rebels bung . * trams stove the owed plea ; • W'r laid him near Cold Amber, the spot is hies; and bare— I hem to thinklirris. liso . at hems and be still lying there. I doubt bin sleity4lll sot bel serest, mar bin loving spirit still Till he it.. among the friendly dust ef Yonder slanting hill. Where front the streets be !bred ee well !night float • - burn, And the lakes low roar upon the bash bi silent night; would come. Ah I will 'he town might plant Mt tomb, with marble words to tell Bow the braireat of he: blood wu poured when young McMahon fell! The rrealdent's Message in the Army. The racy correspondent of the Leader, "MeArone," inns hitt, ofT ccr.... -President's message upon the soldier : BCFORZ PZTIIRSUURG, Dee. 14. :• My Dim. Leader: I was cantering along our outer line of works the other day, when I came across a.very dirty artillery man Cua an ammunition chest, reading the •: P.reamtis message. "Well, my man," said I, in that distin g*uished and encouraging tone which I al ways employ towards the hunible, "well, my man, what do you think 'M the mes , . sage?" "I don't think of the mesaage,boss," acid he. "Well," said I, "how•do you think it will please the publio "I don't think it will please the public, boss," said he. • "Hal" said I, ''but bow do you find its eloquence and force ?" "I don't find its eloquence and force, bose."kaid he. "D—n it all," ssidi 1, "what is your opinion of it, then 2" "Well, boss," said the man, "to tell the truth,. I havn't much opinion of it." • "What objectionti have you against it ?" I asked. "Now look a-here," said he, describing a geometrical figure) in the air with* the stem of his pipe, "I,,werst and 'listed into this yef artillerf l'Or two year, in, '159. When my time wus out, I read in'all the papers, nod especially in proolamatious, that the backbone of the rebellion was broke and the Johnnie' couldn't hold out much longer. So I 'lowed I'll be,in at the death, and I went and 'listed again for two yiksrs. Lsst jqnei niy time was out wunst more. and everybody spathe cussed baCkbone wasn't broke yet.' end the Johnniea must he fetched this time, no how. So I went and ngsin. Then 'they said of I'd vote for Father Abram, we'd got a dead open and shet on the rob,. and Ohrestates would show us a peaceful, happy• and re-united, country." "DM you vote for Fillier 4brabatn ?" "Wall, yes, I did twice ;" he replied, looking a little sheePlitti "and I 'lected him too. ; And now the - old shoat goes a vrritin' a message, in which, so fur's I can mike out, he 'pears ko.onsicler this yet state of thing. quite reg'dar and Satisfacto ry, and dootin't say one word of encour agement or hopefulness about ending up the war. There don't seem to be no spe cial reason ni his mind wny it shouldn't goon another four years jest as well as it's been a going on for the lest four. Mebbe he thinks it has been a-going leafy well I Now, boss, wit three red stripes on my sleeve for three enlistments, but I goes by the time I've seen my six years of the service, I :can get along without it, whether it osu get islong without me or not. And I reckon J ain't the only man aloug this ye, line that holds them 'pin ions neither." • • .' : . ' I ' - I . : , . . I— . S'S I , .... • • ) s• ' '- . i ~---- . ~., . . - . 11, A ' . , j ,', . , _:. - T • , _.._ •.., r i ( ' i . . . •••••••••••••••••••••••••m. . S I . . ..it , ~ , , . , • i .. , . . TWO DOLLARS AND . A. : HALTIVER YEAR, IF PAID ,, IN •ADVANOE; $3,00 IF NOT PAID UNTIL TAU, END OF' THE YEAR "Sir," said I, rather firnily;'''tile rebel' lion is a mere shell" t "Father Abram doesn't say 'so in his :ttessage," said he,' "and he'd ought to know. Ef he thinks so why didn't, he tell his soldiers so ? No, iboss, I'm ifeerd he doesn't think so. Ef your folks ask you tell 'em it's a darn }sight easier whippin' the rebels on paper, in a newspaper of. See, than whippin' ern on the field, clown here!" • mere was certainly some justice in the man's remark, uncouth as it was. / my. self have been doing • the former for four long years—the end id not yet. I have talked with i goad many soldiers and officers about the meesage, and find that this poor.artilleryman's opinion is shared by many who wear stars and eagles on their sboulders. • The docUment is cold, grave, not the !eget bit , enthuliaskie or hopeful in its tone, however much encouragement we may gather from itafacti. The , only ref erence in it that bears upon the possibility of ending the rebellion, is' the doubtful phrase, "If the warishould extend another year," ,There is nothing in the message to indicate that the war is unlikely to ex tend into another four, six, ten or twenty years. It seems accepted in the.words my artilleryman, u quite a regular and satisfactory (audition of the country. God forbid! New the Com Wends Ladle• Talk. We are 'permitted to make the fi:k:llos ing extracts from f private letter,lwritteri by a young lady at Plymouth, North - Car olina, to her relatives in this city. :She has one brother in the Northern and two in the Confederate army, and one df them had just been at• home for a visit. We quote rig follows: " The United States soldiers came here while•he was at home and they would sit and talk as though they were besthers. They 'would call him •brother reb,' 'atm be would call them !brother Yank.'i I wish this war would end, for I want to see my brothers meet again. • • : 0 1 There are very few citizens in this county now.— They have nearly all been 'driven from their homes. The Reba would Come avid run the Buffaloes to the Yankees,, and then the Yankees would retaliate. We ere between two' fires now, and the only way for a person to get along here is to be h good reb when the rebs are about,''and a gbod Yank when the Yanks are here. A person dare not act from principle. "There is nothing to be bought either in the clothing or living line. We have to make all the clothing we wear. I have spun and woven by myself, without the least help, one hundred and fifty yards of cloth. I have made me a beautiful home spun dress, with Illunces to my waist.— The flounces are trimmed with red. I call it my artillery 'dress. I have, alai), made me a Confederate cloak and gaiters. We make our own hate—wheat straw for, , Winter, palmetto' for spring, and Indian corn hulks for summer- , -and we make a ribbon out of the lining of mulberry bark to trim our hate. They are plain, I know, but .they show what Southern girls will do for Southern rights. " We expected when the rebs got pos session of Plymouth they would lay the country waste ; but, they anted like gen tlemen, and did no further damage than to cyll out the conscripts. I enjoyed -my self very nicely while they were here. I went to four bolls and severs! drill par. ties. The ladies all drooled in home spun, and looked as nice as though they ware dressed is silks. We acorn silk and mother lace, and• wear home-spun with much grace. We envy not the Northern girl, her robes of beauty rare, nor the pearls that deck her hair. "Write me what the people out there think about the war, and which side they think will be victorious. The people here think the South will gain her indepen- Idence. There are some among the low class of people who think old Mr. Link. will subjugate the South. As to the slave', I care nothing for them ; but our rights we will .have or lose every man in the Southern Confederacy. The South is just preparing to commence the war—she , has just, oommenoed to strengthen her self." The following are s'ome of the inven tions generally ci•elite , l .to natives of Gertnany, awl Also the time when ins le known i—filw-milk• in M6O ; sun dial / s in 698 ; fulling mills in 996 windmills and oil paintings in 1100; spectacles in• 1270:; paper of linen rags in 1300 ; organs in 1312; gunpowder and cannon in 1318; bats in 1330; wire making in' 1350 ; pins 137 9 ; grist mills in 1389 ; wood engraving in 1436 ; printing in 1436 ; printing presses in 1439 ; copperplate engraving and printing ink in 1440; cast types in 1442; chiming of bells in 1487 ; watches, letter posts or mils, etching and bolting apparatus' in 1500 k gun locks 'in 15:17 ; spinning wheels in, 1535 ; almanacs. seal ing was and stors4 in. 1546 ; teilese;ope, in 1590; wooden bellows in , 11110 ;.• micro• scopes in 16:0; therm.oinetsra r ia 1638 ; inestotint engraving in 1643 k air pc mps in 1650; electric machine, iu 1651 ; ,pendu lum Cloaks in (655 ; elsrioriets in 1690 ;* white chin► ware in 170 G ; Prussian blue in 1707; stereotypes in 1709; mercurial thermometers,, in 1715 ; piano tortes in 1717; solar `tisicr-iseopes in 1736 ; the gamut in 1753; lithography in 1783.. r It is reported by a correspondent that, Gen. Omni was lately walking the dock at City Point absorbed in thought. and with' the inevitable rigor in his Inouth, when a soldier tOnched his arm; saying. "No smoking on deck, sir." "Are these your ord'ers ashid \ t • ho General, looking u p.. "Yes, sir," replied the soldier, owe teously hot , deeidedly. "Very giod .or ders," s.sistGrant. throwing his cigar into the watesl ERIE, PA.,TH_URSDAY AFTERNOON, JANUARY 10, 186 p. ' Xm. It is an of tsaying 4 ;itnisery : loves emu pany,"'and if' the idaie be an offspring of truth, as no doubt it is, we will ns find. consolation, while rre are desponding OtoSr the condition of onr government finances and the enormity 'of our liabilities; n ,the fact that i lhe national debts of the princi pal naticans of Europe have also - siargely increased within the last few years. Not withstanding the strenuous efforts which England has made to reduce her indebt edness, it appears that her debt is now nearly as large as it was fifty years , ago, when she was just emerging from her pro tracted war' with France, and is one hun dred and twelve millions of dollars greater than it, was as may be seen by the following table showing her aggregate liabilities at various periods : Yeir. ; '.L , - Debt. , 1815.1 $4,300,000,000 1829 ' ' 1 .. 4,000,000,000 1834 4,865,000.000 1849 . ...,, . 3,955,000,000 1853 - 3,845 080,090 1846 ' . 3.057,000,090 *England has struggled hvir for half a oentury to reduce her public debt—with what success may be seen by the abuse figures—and at the awl of each year she has barely beep enabled, as Mr. Gladstone remarked, to make both suds meet. • And how has it been with France 1 Is 1851 the French Gwen:moat owed $802,- 000,000, or /us than half of the present debt of the United States. In. 1853 she had increased to $1,218,500,000; in 1880, to $1,7001000,000 ; and now her national debt amounts to $1900,00000 0, which, with floating bills to the extent :of $168,- 000,000, makes the,aggregate liabilities of the empire as the present time foot up $2,068,000,000. It appears by these' fig ures that the debt of France has increased more rapicity..within the last ten. years -than that of any caber notion in Europe. The Italian States hkire also been ex vending money without stint, they har ing increased ( their liabilities in three years from $453,000,000 to ,P 00,000,000, or to nearly half the present debt of the United States, without a tenth part of the resource's wherewith to meet et: Aad'the same, in a : greater or less ratio, may t)e said of Riisehs, Prussia, Denmark, and many othei• countries.; so ths,t we dnd the present time the debts of the different nations of Europe reach the aggregate of $12 0 500,000;000, which is about the liabil itims of the United States multiplied by six.—N. I'. Herald. •f General lasts's. Mr. Rives was a worshipper of General Jackson, with whom he was on the Most intimate teima, as publisher of the Globc, then edited by Mr. Blair, and the ac• knowleclied organ of the Old Hickory. No man was better acquainted "with the eventful administration of Gan. Jackson than Mr. Rives was, snit .I have sat in his office hour after hoar listening to rennin-. iscenes. Among these were the attempts made at ditferent ~ times by Mr. Van Duren, Attorney-General B. F Butler and others, to tone down and modify Jack son's messages and proclamations at ono occasion —it w ...in the In.4sAiya er December 8:h, p 35. on' the French in demnity—Gen. Jackson had wrlt4en "The honor of, my country slijilt never be stained by ati aptilogy by me for the i t statement of trt th and the' performance of duty ; nor ca I give any explanation Of my o ffi cial ac a. except, such al is due to integrity and justice; and consistent with the principles on which our instatu tioni have been' framed." "I was waiting for the Vlobe's copy of the message," said Ar. Roves, "chatting with the General, situ ..,-, smoking• his pipe, when , Major Danelson, his private Secretary, came in. and real the page or more of manuscript which the Cabinet had substituted for this sentence. "It was late on Sunday night, and Con gress wai to meet the next morning.= When Major Dsnelson read the substi tuted sentence, the General said, •Now read that again.' It w.ta read a second time, and he then rwe and "pise.i the flow?, stopped,' and said, •Strike ail that out, sir, bra put what I wrote. That's what I means, and, by p—.l, that's what y message shall sap.' The!' alterations were made, and I made them, and I have the origtnalcopy to show that this was so. The words omitted," Mr. Hives went on to say, "were milk en 4 water, bat those retained had the bark on . J 08? as Will, TO DO IT IN A EIVaRT Why. you see, when my man cam« c.frurtin' me, f h4det't the Jea.t thought of ,wh tt,he was alter—not'l. Johie came to 'our -house one night, after dark, and rapped at the door. Impelled it !Ina sitre, enough, there stood Jobie right berme my face and eye. 4. "C mie tn." gra I. -end take a cheer." "N.,. btu e," sez he, -I've come on an arrant. and I always do toy ' arrAntaferst. ' " "But inu had better come in and take a cheer, Hr. I.— r can't. The fact is, Lillie, I've come on this crourtin'businers; my wife's beau dead these three weeks. and everything's going to rank and ruin right - straight along. Now, Lime, el you've 4 mod to hey tile, an' take care of my home, an' my chit• riven an' things, tell me, and MI come in and talte a ti not, 11l get some 'me else au." Why I was sheered, and aed—:"ll you come on this eourtin' busi ness. owns I must think on it a little." "No,' I can't .till I know. That's my arrant, and - I can't sit down till my arrant's done." "I should like to thlsk on't a day or two." "No you needn't, Lizzie." "Well, Joble, if I must I must— so here's to you, then." So Mr: came in. Then he went after the Squit4, and lac -married us right off, and went home with Jobie that very night., I. tell you what it is, these long courtin's don't amount to nothing at all. Juscas well do it in w hurry. A boozy fellow was observed the other doy driving a pig, holding on to it tail, and when asked what he was doing, re plied that he was studying gigsography: AZ . i f 8011TAlt "I say, boy, where does that right hand road gb to ?" inquired a pedestrian of a country rustic. "I don't know, sir," re plied the boy, "'taint ,been nb Where else since we live heire:',' The Missouri Democrat publishes a Copy of the application of U.S. Grant for the office of County Engineer, of fit. Louis county, which is dated August 15th, 1856, and is marked "iejected." It seems that Sampson was the author of the celebrated • phrase, "Any other man." 'When Delilah had persuaded him to tell her the secret of his strength he said to her: "If I . be shaven, then my strength will go' from me, and I shall be come weak, and be like soy other area !" "lily son," said Bpriggles senior is Sprigglos junior, thinking to enlighten the boy on the propagation of the hen species,,"My son; do you know that chicket4cotne out of eggs?" "Do they," said the junior, ; "I thought eggs came out of chickens !" Thus ended the first lesson. Tull "LAW Asia Till, Gosrst,."—Rev. Henry Ward Beecher having nominated General Butler for the next President, the Fall River News propose& the past.n , of Plymouth Church himself as Vice President. on the ground, of the natural strength of a combination of the law and the gospel. • If you have cold I feet, immerse them morning and evening, in cold water ; rub them with a rough 'towel, and run about your room till they are warm. , In one month you will be entirely relieved. All the red pepper and' mustard applications are like rum to the I stomach—relieve you today, bnt leave,you colder to-morrow. Disarrormisn.-LAI man applied to Dr, Jackson, the celebrited chemist, with a box of specimens. "Can ype tell me what this is sir?" "Certainly I .can, sir; that is iron pyrites." '•What,..sir !" m - a voice of thunder. ' ';lron pyrites." "Iron py. rites! and what's that ?" "That's what it is," said the chemist, putting elm on the shovel over the hot coals, wheti it disap• peered. "Dross—end what ate iron py rites worth f" " Nothing." "Nothihg Why there's a woman in our: town Who owns $ whole hill,of that—and I've.mar ried her !" • I • 1 A faw weeks after a love marriage, ' doting hot , band had some peOuliar tho'ts on putt i lng on a clean shirt, aa l be saw 'no appearance of n "washing:" He thereupon :rose earlier than usual ono morning, and kindfed a fire. ,When hanging on the kettle, he made s, noise on purpose to arouse his easy wifi r She peeped over the blankets and exclaimed, "My dear, what' are you doing?" He deliberately respon ded, "l'vei put on my last clesU shirt, and am going to wash one now for myself."— "Very well," said Mrs. Easy:, "you had better wash one for me, tool"' No ',VIAL' DIYAND —;-A doctor was em ployed by a poor man to attend his wife, who was dansrerously ill. The doctor gave a hint, that he had fears of not being paid. "r have thirty dollars," said the man, "and if you kill oricaie you shall have • them." The woman, died on the doctor's hands, and after * reasonable time he called for his thirty dollars—The man asked the doCtor; if he had killed his wife. "No." "Did you cure her?" "No." "Then," said the man, "you have no legal demand." TYING 'rue Kaor.- 4 -A young fellow was ' taking a sleigh- „,, ride with a; pretty girl, when he met a Methodist minister whO was sOmewbat celebrated foi. tying the knot matrimonial at short notice._ He stopped him and. asked hurriedly ("Can you tie a knot for ta r s?” "Yes," said the minister. "I guess so ; when do you went it done ?" "Well, right emir," was the reply ; "is it lawful', though.jhere in the highway ?" "0, yes.lthis is as good a place m any—as safe as the chUrah itself." "Well, then, I want a knot ' tied in my horse's tail, to keep it out oft the snow," shouted the wicked wag, as he drove rap. idly away. fearing lestthe minister, in his profane wrath, should fall frOm grace MOBIL ABOLITION DIBUN3IOSS.—The New York, World says there is every indication that. the old difference 'of opinion -be 1 I tween the conservatives and radicals in the administration ranks stillexists, and Ithat it will break out into au open fight. The object of both wings of the, ruljng party is to get possession of the President. land hence . wa are not surPrised to hear I th ti a determined effort is tikbe matte to loust ieorgrf from the catimet, In the fight which seems inevitable, Detnoentte will have the setae lively interest that the old woman had when the Mortal struggle was gotng on between hari ) husband and i the hear. 1 Pots 4 frames Pasrsit4.--PAre heard a night or two since s tofersitly withl story of a couple of raftarned. The event. we curred during the late hig blow nn the at which time -so many ruts were swanspsd •and so tawny steamboats lost their skrrigging A raft was iust• etnergirq from Like Pepin as the squall came. In an instant the raft was pitching and writhing as itsuddenly dropped into ,Charybdis, and the waves broke over with tremendous Uproar,. end.; expecting in stant, destruction, 0/34: Of ;the, Wismar' dropped on his knees and commenced praying with a v:nt equal to the emer gency. Happening to open his eyes for an- instant. be observed 4is com p an ion not engaging in prayer, but pushing is pole into the water at the iside of the raft. "What's that yes &au', lifike?" said he; "get down on your knees. now. for, there isn't s minit'betweed and purge r tory." . aftn shay. Pat." saki the other. as be coolly continori to panels tbe wafer with the pale. "he &by, Dow I what's the sue of raying when w feller lan , teck bottom With a pole rk - • Mike is ,a pretty fair speehOeolof a obis, of Chriatieus mob ,neo lerge, wio prefer to omit prays% as long as they two "tech I lottom." • f- -+. t .r NUMBER 34 ,k , ustsetiatp.".eald lwe 01 ; the other day, who had . scarcely en tered her teens, Pine, mayn't I get mar ried?" e4 irhy. child," said the anxious mother, `whist on earth put that notion into your basil t" "r.ecause all the other girls are getting tua‘ied,as fast as they can, and I want. to too 'in "Well, you must not think of suoh. a thi4g—don't you ever ask me such a fool. ish; question again. Married, indeed I why, I never heard the like." "Well, ma, if I can't have a husband, mayn't rbave a piece of bread and but ter i t" 1.. , sotas Iscrionge.—A few days since, Saxe,, in making a speech at a Sag raising at Albany. concluded his remarks by pro. posing; three cheers for the young gentle men - of East Albany, through whose liberality the flag had -been. procured. As cheers were about to. be given, the chair - nitn Of the occasion amended the propo sition of 31. r. Saxe, so that the cheers went upl for the young ladies as well as the yothng gentlemen of East Albany.- When the voioe of the. cheers became Satre arose and 'leave an explanation and itjaClogy for omitting to speak of the young ladies in his original propositioa• fir cheers, that. he thought yoting gentle- Men always embraced the young ladies - Sloityrnuto Wecoto.—A lady of Colum bni, Ohio, inquired of the , spirit-rappers how many children she had. "Four," replied the spirit. The ht band, startled atl the accuiacy of the reply, stepped up and inquired, "Bow many children have I!" "Two!". answered the Nipping tan diem. The husband end wife looked at each other. with an odd amile for a mo-. Went and then . retired non-bglievers. There had been a mistake made some where. An exchange paper tells a good story of a shrewd but not over honest stook -raiser in 'Vatindic yam twit. .t film* pr.r4r3 agricultural show for it bull on which he had fit a handsome pair of horns taken from a dead animal, whose skin he had puffed otikartificially in various places to conceal defects, with numerous other con trivances, which he bad learned by watch ing his wife, from time to time, as she made her tpilette fOr alaall or party, Ma. Bascusa's SALARY • $12,500.-Ply s imouth Church S o c iety held a protracted Meeting last Thursday evening, at which- Messrs. Storrs, Arnold and Gibbon were elected trustees, the salary of the pastor was made $12,500 for the present year, and a lengthy discussion ensued on the subject of paying Ol! its scrip indebtedness. A conductor on the Cleveltind and Co. lumbus railroad was alarmed, st few days since, by the'appsrition or a mail on the embankment: 'who was gesticulating vio lently, and apparently desitona of • stop ping the train'. This conductor with some difficultystopped,the train, nni, running to the man, ascertained to his disgust that he was fighting a hornets' neatil. • Nobody likes to he nobody, but every body is plemsed .to think hinarqlt FOIXte body. And everybody is somebody; but —hpo saytx)dy thinks himself to be he generally- Lllltske aisi4 to be nobody. An old gentleman, on retiring from business, gave the following sage. advice to his sou and 'sucitesser :;+"Common sense, my son, is valuable in ill kinds 'of business—except love•makingl" An Irishman just from the sod was est• ing some old bieese, when he t found, to . his dismay, that it contained Biting inhab• itants.• "Be jailers," said he, "does your chase in this country liaise childerl" "Oh, aunty, baby's mouth isito:funnY ; it's just like your's before you get out of bed—no; not one tooth 1" . Pantos roa DISPLAY —Thai world is all for -show. There is not - one person in a thou. sand who dares to fall heck air it i othing but his real simple self for 'power to get through the world, and to extract enjclyment . as -be gees along. There is too much of living in the, eyes of other.people. Vlore is nuts.d to the aping, the mimicry, the false sirs, and the superficial arts. It require rare courage, we admit, to live up to one's e lightened con. victims In these times," Unless yOu consent to join the general cheat, you are jostled out of reach, there is no room for you among the great mob of pretenders. It a man dares to live considerably, within hi. Mesas, ind is ' resolute to his purpose not to appear more than he rellly ie, let him to applauded, for there is something fresh and rare in such en example KLOORD YOUR DLED.I I .—T e attention of parties holding unrecorded r . oeds•is directsi to the it , rovitsious of the act of Assembly . which rev:art:4 that— • • , "All deeds and conveyances for TO4l Ware to this: Commonwealth tihali be recorded in the office for recording deeds ih the county where the lands he. wit;an at tatint/ia. after the execution of such deeds tied ceavejauce, every such •Iced end conveyance , not ree:rried ass aforesaid, shall he adjudged frixdulent and void spinet any sable:pent purchaser for a valuable consideration. unless hush deeds be recorded before the recordMg of the deed or conveyance under which such qubisequont purchaser or mortipece shall ciahn.!' The Milwaukle • New,- ‘peAking .t.f P T. Saekanyk, who is an avplioaot. for re ap,..lintaneca as Postmaster iu a town -ef W1**1)116I1J. , ys he was "always a Demo-. erat" until the Deenocreta loot tb'e powerr of appointing Postrnotatere., rilh. Pensions. Bounties: Arrears of L ' 'y, die., can be procured by 'bit; Widows. Orphan and next of kin of those who have died is tlis service of the Milted Statei; also, by Soldiers and Soruaoa who are disabled wounds re :calved or disease contracted, upon application to G. P. Ostrtsra, Licensed: Military and Naval Claim - Agent. Office is the Common Council Room, Wright's illook. corner State - and Fifth sts., (udder the 'Diapat4 .office,) leria; Pa. -7 Notices TABFIRST : BAPTIST putußcn. t•ornar of filth mid reach tomb., will be Oren for the ronlici of Pews for the manias year, on every Monday afternoos, durint *the moolja of January, be tween the hours OS and 0 o'clock p m. Petiona who on aaahie to rust mato will be torwlabed w ithrtaa Immo 17 apply{ a t that time the 7a -4v BOWOF TRUSTZTAI. WHOLESALE GROCERS. S angel, Carver&Co. Waresabra tir a stisr, • nep.ves IN ' Greeeriesi Floor, Pork, Ilk, SALT, WATIR 21 Gs / "lII' CARI!ION OIL, Iles, Wises, Liquors, Cigar and - TO BA C 0 . : C.4.24;D1E5, CRACKERS. OIL VITROL, AT illi II Lowest Market Prices. UNION EL 0 CA'. tetweins ' 15rwra I Rota aai hush Ilirellllll4—tr W*. num J. V. Bkraii, Wthlllffralio•llk EAGLE FOUNDRY! Piaui St., Mose Ms JisjrLe Henry, Bryant & Sherwood, Aid. 6 lharyj " , aumorimaso • PARLOR, COOK AND OFFICE ST MIN Tit a SUM 111011 WAll, IND ALL [INDS OF MON 04877M38. Crary Stan iota kr as warm/led isi gin satilintlem Nettles Moleb-mere, BM Irons, es, ea head or =la; abound to larder. ?Lows ais.PLow Perm otraparest sad !hood Wily slow oo tuad. 4 nail and a fair trim of oar ati.t 4 ales to all so att. BMW, BRYAN? l otilitalltOODß taral Yow 4 . Men's aulstian UweUAW I REGULAR LECTURE COURSE FOR THE ENSUING WINTER. AT FARRAR HALL. • S. ha. 24111—PrOf. g. L. TOUNANS,Bststots, IL it floiestida lootaro. It. • Jan.ltt—B 7. TAYLOR. of the abinvo Jona& Bn jott, "TIN CliotiVe St Looking Mosittala. • pent. 10. rob:KW...U. Mg. Nalsop C/4/44 B. L dab'. pot Dot yet sioottookl. 11. ltatoh 2. CILLPIN.II. I'. 9400 not yat sareasemiL j a i y akWitii—JOEUE B. 001701. thilitet. Tickets tar the ems. wltL Itaneved bents, will he olkind fo? mini% TAIWAN HAIL, on MONDAY MORN. I.ro, NOV Seib, at 61leelt, it no tenoning One tionst..... Two tickets. ll* Time - " 0 11l Fora " 1240 nn a ' I Ilignso 5 alto.) ..., ..10 00 Each additional ticket, ~ $ 00 Tickets for single lactoraa, SO teats. AO the Committee can. on n co. consideration. resew elif promise to reserve, Smits before the time dasipasmeg i , pesetas Oseiring to mean seats ars rsapasteally mem* ed net to apply to them for that perpom. The alight advance is %tor 4,rios of Ookata ogre thOoa of tad row ta nabs roasaory 1 y the Lesemmed eselt 4 the lectors*, pried/kg, he. A. IL CAUG[III . , W. IL DAYELWORT,, 3L Y. CAQGIN, C. C. BEITRIL, C L GUNNISON, W. W. LUCE, Last: OomMOWS. Nzis. brat. 16, 111164. BANK NOTICE! • Keystone National . Bank of Erie. • CAPITAL, $150,000. • DIRECTORS: BILDEN ILARVIN, JOHN W. Luntom eLII.IU YaitTlN, BEVER TOWN; O. NOBLE. .ORANGE NOBLE, President. • JOHN J. TOWN, Oaskiar. The *bore buds will be opened for tie traassetios of trusinine on Monday, Dee. sth, in Hughes' Block, of State et., between . fterwrigh Wad 'fedi. Battsfsetompapar diroweasso. , None, realised on Deposit. Collections made awd preen& aaeowated ter with prompts's/2. Drafts, Spoils and Cask Nots'n bought and SM. - • A abate of Public Patronage fa rergegthsilyeellallod. CARVER & HONECKER; IMIXIIISSoIif To J. kJ. B.:CARVER, wen hats a 117Arge Waal* Hi Leather, Hides, ite., No. 5 Perry Bleak, State St., trio, Ps. Onsistatly on band a tarp otoat of BOLE LEATHER, MOROCCO, LININGS, 111:4DINGN, FRENCH & AMERICAN CALF MIN% UPPERS AND spurs, LAB.TB.I LASTIBGS, GALLOONS, km • aLaO, ♦ MI, - • Al.....:soitna.E.Nr OF sHOEMAKERS' TOOLB, Al! of which they Offer low' r . C.tSU 1111. PROMPT;VA Y. • Now Firm. • - I A DIE CROOK, having taken in his tp .on, Imes IL, sa • whitener' ilia tst doe of4prit. OM, ander the ann name oflaElft 4 P CRO‘,E t SON; Ambe , . to bars. settles:foot of ht. oldadsotafit :All per: Buda knowiat thedteenven indebted to him ate toms% ••••••• • So sag and settle without delay. ' JAMES P. CROOK di 80N, aaataae IA ZIOUGZI AND'PLANED warp •NtrACII - Kra• OW • • • • Window Sub, Promex, Doors and - Minds YOULDINGA AND PICEET FENCE Scroll Sawing, Matching & Planing! it) ilitn C. Shop on Peach St., between 4th and Stit Its., Egli., PA. • • Ire tan , eci fully 41'1 th fats Litton of the o'We - to our hp:llam dolor sock :n 011 br.t of sty prolnply re ‘ , Oarc• term* risVing fitted •p•ntinly few ehcf.e. with soipenOr toseoirker, s. f fel, coistldoot of imp•l en tir• .attedinattoli. rellrds , e from Is.M•ot,l will moeivereipt.ht,Witios. fa Iroo4—tf. JAMES ROOK k sox. READY - PAY STORE ! • J. & HONIG Would rropoelfally inform tbo Tablte Vow bpn parotissoil tlao d ,*;- roar OF 4alocssits or suss. maim°, 11 ass ,01 _V When ?bey Inikid re Aviv M anal iiigamorlowel de FAMILY , . ~- OROCERirvi 4 PROVPllitii, canon te 'Minty wARK, txp vim** sloops IP to ' , opt ICI trio. . 4 ' Best, Brands of Brio Couitts Hoyt ennetantly on timid ant or,aficstrrap__ 4 000 D tier/Clair t m. Mites% liiihet Price, Jafd ifs/Aft - Mods o Conotry Pioduee t 1 lar Goods &livered fns of charge 16 tog pcii of th (fistandtta C4.1:111N100. 'i. I ainaus. . R l Lak t . l ivons. WIIOIIIE. & EWING, - . ATPOINIIII ICED Cliganitll. Al LAW UFFiCt ON SPRINa do.. opeudt• CrlttesAss Nal, Mauille Ps: Colivethme anq at dtles , mtgal bail swat is Atwforil. Tennis. trkk it tfint AM Tema ecninth a. attended to corettlittiolt flop' • itsPealinkli—Wis. A. Salt tettk..W %am k NW* Jameo 1111, Boated/ is Mania; ihR):0 1 / 1 . ,- Ism.. , E. kninic , ,Sek.• 8.• P. 2.4,2* mi . D. blows Wetmore k Clark, Wanes, Pk. NOTICE, is harsh; fin /bat Waiter lasyt. - 142 is Clerifyisio St this Can* eaosinalth toe • . h4klOusert GLM§, BOPS, GLUE £ BUIIOII, ERIA PI,