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STONS WLlil Webb faMogs Born scasisentu uouns Joseph O. Y. Yoing. atomic:gas. Wa3. (1. - Arbuckle, John Cummins, I W. Coslihos e (MU! Crest) Q. W. Wila3n. e aLscrianyru Ly roan Brigs. ti. F. lirevslier =1 biLIT Rental Payrney, 1V Wilma Terry =111:1 .1 W. Laybala oxxxecus Jahn .Vco.lasi ay, .11. D. Demme. DMIII.III I I ruts ♦YD WOOL Jcionia, Noonan. IMINII= Charles la . 4 1'smoy. YILt W 400 N K N. Duni; A. Hannan. The Beautiful Snow. [We have publiehed the following before but it le Rena enough to he re-printed twice % year :J t)h' the snow, the beautiful sno*, Filling the sky and earth below; Over the house tops, over the street,. Over the heads of-the peora you meet, Daneing, ' _ Furling,' Skimming along; Beautiful anus!: it can do no wrong, Flying to kiss a fair lady's cheek, ' Clinging to lips in . & froliesome freak, Beautiful snow, from tho heavens above, Pure as an Angel, gentle as level • ( • - )h ! the eniiir, the beautiful saw: ' Mow the flaitee gather'afid laugh - ita they go : Whirling about in its toaddeninelbst, itplays In ite glee with_every one, Chasing, . . ° Laughing,. Wirry log' by, it lights on the face, and it sparkles the eye; And even the dogs with a bark and a bound, Snap at the crystals that eddy around ; The town is slive r -and its heart in a glow,. To welcome the coming of beautiful snow. Swinging, Dashing;they go, Over the crust of the beautiful snow : • Snow an pure when li falls from the sky, : To be trampled is mad by the crowd passing (feet , , To be trampled and • tracked by thousands of Till it blends with the illth in the hor#lble street. f Once I was pure's* the uow---but I WI! I Fell, like the anew flakes, from ileal'a to hell i Fell to he trampled u Althi4f the street ; Fell to be *noted, to be efift on and beat: Pleading, • cureiag t • Dreading to dbl. Belling my soul to whoever would buy, n•allng in shame for a morsel of bread, Hating the living - aid. fearing the dead— Morelful God'!" hs're I isAlles ' And yet waionoe is the beautiful saes An est Stints laPe for comastbe The time has come when the 'President ought to tender to the misguided South ftrll-perdon'and amnesty on the sole con dition of submission to the Conatitution. It Is in the nature of _ things that many people in the South ifiust waver tinder the repeated shook of think-coming military disasters. Wise Christian . pastors, who aim at the . conversion of sinners, watch anxiously for the first symptoms 'of con viction, and Instead •of hallooing their I hearts by.preacbing too long the terrors of the law, are careful to presentthe great truth of pardtaningniercy, at the..moment when the soul begins to feel that it is iota and' undone. When . multitudes its the South are despondent. is the - favorable time for convincing them that the choice is not between resistance and ruin, bat ..„ between further (hamsters and the proteo• tioo of a paternal goverbment. There ii► no time' for babbling idiotic phrtuo , a about 'Miming terms to rebels with arms in their hands. The sentiment twit scouts such an offer is born of pas• sion, not of patriotism, or statesmanship. Did ( Washington lack vigor in putting doviii the Whiskey hebtelihn I Ile Offered terms to "Rebels witli . Sipis in their hands," antlwith the litipplialt effect. Did .he wait till;the • defeafOrnr- awestricken insurgents 'Should intitd,agentsi-te sue for mercy? No. lauyi :Ali; :initietive of mercy by sending n . hininitisititters. consist ing of the highest civil - functionaries, into the insurgent districts, to avert;if possible, the necessity of bloodihed. Anil this _after n series of daring outrages by which i all excise officers,had been given out of that part of the state? These commis• i sinners not n:cocain*, :t powerful body lot militia was marched into the region. 1 (priy, mark the ket '. the langut!ge is Lill { dretles,) "MI 3 every effort' was made by ,1,13 President ( Wsshingtoo) awl the Ssc. . reitiry nt' the Tre . s:tir . y.•(l.loritiltou,) both 1 of whom 11a . folloWed Hut troops to Cor -1 liste:to preserve the strictest discipline, i and to impre.s tbe neeessity of avoiding 1 all unneeess try' violence and harshness." 1- - Wiil Ddr. lAneoln pretend to greaser se. lieitude for the honor of tita governatent thau was felt by Washington f_ Washing too, it is well known, WWI 'cute of the state liesLand Licosa punctilious of men in mat ters of poroolial or Oillotal etfsp&otto bat ERIE, PA, THURSDAY AFTER in his great litho. an'ittidieldissiffiratisaw were overruled by his patriotic aniiely k recover the erring with the least possible severity. Even after the oontueast of tha insurgents in rejecting his first lifers of pardon, he imposed eni them no harder conditions at last than simple submission to the laws. As he-said in his speech to Cont-reds, (the custom of sending a mes sage began afterwards, with Jefferson,) at theopening of tho next session "Pardon, too it-as tendered to them by the Govern ment of the United States and that of Pennsyliania, upon no oilier"; condition than a satisfactory assurance of obedience to the laws:" It was the custom, at that time, for each house of . Congress to, pre sent to the President., early in the session,- an address in reply to hts speech. The House address contained this, sentence: "Your laudable and successful endeavors to ronater Malty in executing the laws conducive to their real energy, anti to convert confusion into order, without the effusion of blood, form a particular title to the Cent:Menne and praise of your ccmstit vents.". The Senate address, signixt by Vice-President Adams, is equally careful' to eulogize the lenity of the President. It said: "In a situation so delicate and inn portent, the lenient and persuasive mess-, urea which you adopted merit and receive our affectionate approbation." 5u.7,11 was ; the horror felt by our early statesmen of shedding fraternal: blood, even in discharge of the imperative duty to put down armed and defiant insurrec tion.. The next great precedent for the guid ance of the administration in the p resent conjuncture,is found in the 'course adopted by President Jackson against the South Carolina nullifiers. This has always, and justly, been held up as a model of vigor ; but it. was in complete accordance with the example .set by-Washington. The most striking parts of Jackson'slamous proclamation on that subject consist of paternal - exhortations to the people of South Carolina. in which he addressed theiu as fellow citizens of his native State, and admonished them "in that paternal language, and with thee paternal.feeling" Which father would use to his children whom he saw rushing' to certain ruin." He made personal exertions, through his friends in Congress, for the reduction of the tariff of which South Carolina com• plained. '•Many," say's Colonel Benton, "thought that he (ight to 'relax in his civil measures for allaying , discontent while South' Carolina held the attitude of armed'defiance to the United States.— But he Where(' steadily to his purpose f" and •ipromoted by all the means in his power the success of the bills to reduce the revenue." • • The great measure of conciliation {the Compromise Teriffyby which the diffi cult§ was adjusted was the work of Mr "l;lay, a statesman never accused of lack of zeal for the honor of the gotertimerit. The same persons who would! have re 'strained the, magnanimity of__.'reeident. Jackson were rebuked by Clay in these eloquent terms: "The difference between the friends and the foal of the Compro mise is, that they would, in the enforcing act, iend forth alone the flaming sword. Wectroutd send out tat alio, but along with it the olive branch as a messenger of `peace. They cry out, the law! the law! , the law ! Power ! power We, too, reverence the laei and bow to the su premacy of ill' oblipaions ; but 'Vie are in favor of the lair executed with Fuildneas, and of power tempered with mercy." Base Minds 'ascribed the patriotic ardor of Mr. Clay, in "advocating the Compreniise„ to ambition. "Yes," he • exclaimed, "t have'ambiticU; but it. it the ambition of, being the bumble instrument, in 'the hands of Providence, to :reconcile a di vided pcople once more to revive con , cord and harmony in a distracted lenti— -1 the pleasing ,ambitirin of contemplating the glorious spectacle of a free, united, prosperous, ind fraternal people l" It is manifest from this recital that if Mr. Lincoln's administration fails.to take advantage 'of the present opportunity for tendering an amnesty, it will not be from seal for the honor of the government, but from leek of itatesmanship, lack of.listri otism, and of sincere wishes forthe early restoration of the Union.—N. Y. World: Tag CLIIICAL Ktss.—Dominie Brown had reached the , mattire - agfi ,of five'and forty without ever having taken part in this pleasant, labial exercire. One of his deacons had a very charming daughter, and for sysar or two the Dominie found it very' pleasant to call upzUa her three or four timesa week. In fact, all the neigh bors said lietistis_"oourting" her, and very likely lie was, though he had not the re motest idea nf It himself. One.. Monday • ' evening be !trek sitting as usuftl by. her, when a sudden ides popped into his head. "Miss Mary," said he. "I've known you along time, and' I never thought of snob • thing before,' but new 1 ivoulstiiitwyou to give me a kiss.' WM you . . , krown," replied site. itch.. log her hi* in a tetni4l4 - 4ay"; ''if yeti think it would not he wrong 1 , have no objection." "Let us ask a- hlessmg firal," said • the good man. cloaiug his eyes and folding his hands. "For what we are about to re ceive the - Lord make us thankful." - The clioate't4ilitte mil then given and warmly returned. "Oh, Mary, that waa.geodr• cried the Dominie,etectrified bi .. ri new sentatiOn,' "Let us !owe anoiher awl then ,t:iturn thanks." )Lary did nut, tefuse, oral w, en the opts ration hurt been repeated aria transitort . of joy, "For Oat eruatusr-iraufont whiclt we bare nori Otjoyellt he fur ibe I.e,t 1, and IMY 4* l !l4t4tFtifia.t tv our attnr), rat and eterW4l gi-0h."..• • r. llistory iays that the feivent peyttiou of the honest Voinince was duly answered ; for in leas than a:l46oth Mary' became Mrs. Brews. . v.r) _ r WEI `~'°~ [rya' the Cfitclitusti btittiprOuLf , • --The following illustration ` of .92e . ' won derful effect of a "little itdry" . upon the mind of Mr. Lincoln is worthy the dignity of printing. I heard it related by.a mem ber of Congress, whose words I shall give ; them.• as nearly as I can remember the. Last summer two : member.; of the I Rouse, from Maine, 0.1111• d upon the Pres ident to have a friend of thuir's, a colonel in the army, promoted to it brigadierahip. They entered the President's room, and found his exoelleney irk a humor not the most lively or agreeable. ' 'Something had evidently gone wrong with him, and was not at all pleased to receive the ciis• tieguished visitors. Nerertheless ,he rose to greet th - e — rn, took them by the hand, told them to be seated, and 'asked what ho could do for them. "We4alled.” - said one of the honorables; "to have Col. a gallant officer and a worthy man, proMoted to a brigadier general." The President crossed his legs, combed his hair with his fingers, and replied as if irritated, "Pd rather see 'you on any other business than that. This brigadier busi nessis getting to he a terrible t bore. Every man wants to he promoted, 4nd the,fect , is, I can't comply with one request in a hundred. I'm getting disgusted with such applications." So the Cirreeetuen left the subject drop for the present, and, rather than make any abrupt departure, which was .the first impulse one of them remarked, "What is the news from I,Cen tucky, Mr. bincoln ?" "Well, it's not ;fen , good," said the President. "The fact is, there are three kinds of people in Ken tucky—One..;is the unionists. good and true, who will stand by the country , all the time ; another is ,made up - of Seces sionists, open add avowed rebels, who don't pretend to he anythingP ehes, and then there is a third, that wavers between the two, and is sometimes on one side and sometimes on the other." "Tha,t rentitt(lB said one of the listening Congresqmen,'"of an old worn out preacher, who was going to retire from the ministry. In preaching his valedic. - ary sermon, he said that theie wiire three kinds of people in his congregmio%\--good people, who were sitre:te go r to ieaven ; 'bad people, who were 'quite ad ' lure go _ i 'she other way, and a large + - number of folks Who were too good to be damned, and too bad to be saved , 1 • . The President' smiled, rubbed bis hands, and .requested the Congressman to repeat that story again, which he did.— He then pulled a card-and pencil out of his pocket, and said, "Let me see—what is the name of that man you wanted pro. rooted?" The name and regiment of the colonel were dull chronicled, and next day a brigadier='s commission was duly made out and lotwawdeak - General Nifiellas. During the spring and summer, some . ardent frietids of General McClellan sent oontrihutions money to the ,editor of the New York Herald, to !he 'mount of 89.30.10, for the 'ptirchage of a sl, - irdto he presented to t'ueir favorite meneral.` The funds contributed were not Fll Irrient, for , she puryftsft ut :sortable sworl, and portion of the money was returned to the donors. The ; whole atlair was entirely voluntary. and was riot carried on with any concert of action. The genet ` '! was .interrogated as to 'what i ahuuld he One with the money reurtining on bawl, a,n d he responded as follaws : _ Owtos. Dec: 16, 1864. MT Dui Sus:—Yours of the 12th lies duly reached me. I have not seen the 4g11.0,1a in the Herald to which you refer ; but - Whether the amount , - 4ubscribed for du, !word be sjoaall or &eat, it would af- ford me far greater satisfaction to nave it devoted to some uh..iity beneficial to our gallant• soldiers or their famine e , than that it should be expende 1 for ihe -pur chase of a sword for myself. , I would suggest that the amount an the hands of Mr. • Bennett be paid over to Mrs. William -1 Haddock, Treasurer of the Patriotic Orphan Home, No, 14 Bible "'louse, New York city, fqr the benefit of that institution, whico is loci.ted at Flush ing, Long Island,. and is devoted 'to the care of tae orphans of soldiers. lam per sonally cognizant of the merits of this in stitution, and of the necessity under whiCia its managers labor for additional- aid.— Confident that there can be no more, meritorious charity than this,,which seeks to secure the welfare of, the children left :helpless in consequence of the devotion of their .patriotic lathen, I -would respect fully request that the -emu in question may he applied as 4 have suggest.ia Thanking you for your kiudness, may, I still ifurther trouble you by asking that you-virill take the steps ueceoixary to au-, oomplisb the ileAre4 result ! :• , I am; very truly, your..., : 4 {rotor. B. 3fcCr.ztisu. itift,,Cl.l4RULA ' V. ADift 4R \Vx)llrt The num_ of tnoopy, o rno u nti n g to $692 in, or as poi over to Mrs.:l4arldock. in nacordnitee with tho above refrieBl. Fastsamtes 'Comic —Long after ington's victories :over the French- said English had made his pante familiar to all Europts..Dr.',Fninklin -had chanced to dine With the E nglish and French- ambsasa ders..when, ss nearly as we ,4.:an recoiled. the wortht. the following twts were' drunk, By the British atubssiiittlor "England—the sun, whose bright beams enlighten anti iromifv the remotest of the e-irth." Frsnob ambassa dor. glowing with national- pride, but too polite to dispute the previous toast,drank "France;-the moon, whose , mild, steady and cheering rays-are the delight of all nationsonsoling them in darkness, and making their dreariness beautiful!" Dr. Franklin then arose and with his Usual dignified 'simplicity, said : "George liiirash. WO:s—the Joshua, who commanded the sun and moon to 'stand still, and they obeyed him." _• Ast i a lot of "graybaci c r ill t pripoaers were 'marching through one the streets, in louisTille, the other day, on their piy north, a citizen asked one, "Whit do you think o fß o od now ?" "Why, "hully fui Rood!. Ile said we should winter in the limas, sod we iitend to do it !" said the STAYkook ^Ay. 1 114ANUARY 12, 1865_ WhY Not. Ito iv Why not. *raid! Ah I you see I hare reseone that &newer me well ; Bat !her,' is my neighbor, young C., Why he stays no person eta tell: 8o hearty lead ragged and hears, And little to do here, you know; He hasn't s hottse nor a field. • And there islet a reason to show. 'Tis true, he's a pretty young wife. With a sweet little babe in her arms— But shall man risk a nation's dear life Beelines a frail woman bath charms Ah l •if he comprehended our need, Ria wife and his babe would be kissed, He would tear their white arms from his neck, And come promptly up and enlist. • But I hare a farm and a house, And cattle and sheep on the hills ; Row esm 1 turn from,prolit audios& And thttlf of a Nick nation's ills ? What money I'd lose, 111 weit— Whst chances for traffic and Then thinlrbf the comforts of home, And the camp and the carnage and slain But there is young Truman Leloo, • Whose mother is widowed and 01J, And Ake has but little to do Since their farm by the Sheriff was sold If he should enlist sad get shot, As many s man bee before, Ms mother could come on the town, Or ask alms at the wealthy man's door,. 'Tie shameful . such fellows as he Mhould turn *deaf eat to the call— That some should be slain by the fire —Cannot he theta. of them all. If I only stood in hie shcies, With no fortune or kin to protect, If I faltered to shoulder my gun, I ought tObe ehet for neglect. I am ready to cheer the old flag, And tosit up my capin the air ; So long se it costs not a cent. the,Union I'm ready to swear. Let the blood, of ths nation Sow ont , Like-a river to vanquish the foe; Let each father and brother turn out, (But the decor says I can't go.). ITEMS OF ALL SORTS. Great Britain bas paid in inisirest on her debt over ten thousand millions of dollars, which :is two and a•half times as much as the debt itself. Old' Ban Franklin's mother - in-law wouldn't believe that he could live in America, when he started his newspaper, because, forsooth, there was "one paper in America already." • 1 - A woman offering to sign a deed, the judge asked her whether her husband compelled her to sign. "He compel me !" said the lady, "no, ••nor twenty like him l" - ," A child, speaking of his home to a 1 friend, was asked, "Where is your home?" 144 king with, loving eyes at his mother, he replied, "Where mother is!" Was, ever a quea' tion more truthfully,. beautifully, or touchingly answered ? . Little three year old Mary was playing ' very' roughly with ther kitten—carrying it (, by that tail. Her mother told her she I , would hurt'puisy. "Why, sin 1 . w on 't! , ,said she, "I'm carryinglt by the handle." A young lady .tnarried a man by the , name of Dust, not long since, against the wishes of her parents. After a short time they lived unhappily together, and she returned to her father's house; but be re fused to' reoeive her, saying, "Dust thou art and unto Puet thou shalt return." 1 At a recent festive meeting, a mauled man, who aught to have kuown better, proposed, "The ladies—the beings wh o divide our burrows, double our joys, and treble our expenses." Upon which a lady prJpo4ed, *.The'sentlemisri—the sensitive individut4s who divide our - time, double our care' and treble our troublitis." The married ; man didn't stop to bear any more. Kienbeer Von 'Dunck. attended in .1 , court in New York to be excused -from, 1 I the jury bol'. "1 can't understhand goot ; Beghlese," quoth lifiertheer. "What did I he say ?" asked the Judge "I can't ult.,' dersthand good Englese," repeated tpe Dutchman. "Take your seat,"-cried the 1 1 1 Judge, "take your sea'. That's no excuse; 1 16tineed not be alarmed, as you are not Ilikely to hear any." 'The Tribune in describing the City of Sa -1 vgabeh, informs its readers that "at every other . corner there is a public square most loly of a circular or rival shape.". This is aka ilar, to the historical "description of Alba. ny, 'which was said to-contain "a number of houses and,20,000 inhabitants all stand. in with their gable ends to_the street." A-young New Englairl : mamma, on the' important, occasion of making her little hoyfirst his pair ro of colored twsers, con ceired the idea that it would:. be ;more economical to make thern, of the same di mensions behind and before, so that they might , be ehanced about and wear evenly —and so she fashioned them. 'Their effect when donned by the little victim. vies lu -1 • dicrous in the extreme. , Papa. at first sight of the baggy garments, burst into a roar of laughter, arri exclaimed, -,01i..my dear, bow could you have the bruirt to do it? Why.' the pOor little fellow won't kknow whether he's going to sehnol or coming horn." Striate of the I"Litrettport, Brothers, one of, the audiencfe, s geritio iliitned ' Draper, ' allied if he might be allowed to make a stab at' the 44 spirit wheri it' was P 'rojebteel 'trout the. "structutie." Mr. Ferguson, staid a roar of laughter, emphatically refused permit,. sion. A few minutes afterwards Mr. Dra per asked that he might be allowed to try the effect of a revolver on the spritual Band ; but Mr. Ferguson again declined to accede to the request. Of course the audience drew their 01 1 1T1 conclusions from this incident., Anscnots or Glut, Las.-1. gentleman. who; was on the train from this City to Pe tersburg, a very cold morning, not long ago, tells us his Attention was attracted by, the elfortief a young soldier with his area in a sling to get his orermottr on. flip teeth as well as his sound hand were used to' effect this Object ; but in the midst of his efforts; an °Meer rose from his seat, exivanced to him, and very carefully and tenderly assisted him, drawing. the cost Samar over hi' IftlluttWeglikand button NUMBER 33 lag it up'dottitskewmyt then. w i th : r ow kind and pleasant 'ru"s returning to hie seat. :'Netw, the officer in 4 1 "•iion "me net clad in gorgeOus uniform with A u.:llja n t wreath tiporr- the collar,and a. nitultilna. of gilt lines upon the sleeves, r resenshling the famous lab'yrinth' of Crete,i but he was clad in "a simple suit of grill," distin guished from the garb of a civilian only by three stars which every Confederate general in the servioe by the regulations is entitled to wear. And yet he was no other than our chief general, Robert ,E who is not braver and greater than he is good and modest.—Riekketo' AN INCIDINT AT 'FORT Die A LUSTS Major Anderson, commanding Fnrt Mo. 41lister, was taken prisoner with his men.. Major Aryierion lived in stYle.- Nearly four thousaricl dollars worth of wines and cigars were found stowed away in hie quarters. The soldiers reveled arn•ue these dainties, as was their wont. Gen. Sherman, who,. like General 'Grant, is a smoker, had. it is presumed from the fol , loviing incident, his ah.ire of the H vtnite!' Major Anderson, in coeversatioa Naafi Gen. Sherman' outside the fort, atter the surrender, asked to be: excused *lmo meet, in order to return to his . quarfters,-, "where," said he, smilingly, "General; -I have some very good cigar-. I would like to have you try one." "Thank you," re sponded General Sherman, just as pleas antly, at the same time extending a . handful of the Major's own fragrant - ehe: roots. "but I have some very good one's here. Permit me " The Uaj;ir took a cigar. • A WOMAN IN A Box.= On Conductor Thomas's train. Saturday morning, was a live woman in . a close pines box, being ta ken from Ityegate,_Vermont, to San Fran cisco, California. Tier name is Mrs. Lowe, and her disease an affection of the brain, and to protect her•froin the noise incident tb the joniney, this mode of transporta tion was resorted to. The box was about hree feet wide and long enough - to ea c,ommod.ate• the occupant, yea a abed on which the atient lay, and the in side was muffed to prevent any sound from . reaching her. A small aperture was made in the tide of the box to admit air, and the whole contrivance,• which seemed at first a-severity, was the' most, considerate kindness.—New Haven Charier Dee. 19, 1864. _ • Two young ladies, genteelly dressed, were riding in a street car. °he of them, remarkable for an ekeeasive prominence of nose, exhibited to the other a photo-. graph of herself; and they were engaged in discussing its' merits when an elderly lady reached out her band, and said to the lady who hail the picture, "Please let me look at it." Her modest request was met by an indignant frown, and the re ply, as the card was returned to the poilk. Of the laity, none of your business,." The old lady settled batik in her sest.very complacently, when the companion of the one with, the picture asked, "What do you wish to do with itr "Oh, Nithin; ," replied the old lady, "I only wanted to see how' sitoceisfully the 'artist put sueh a nose on`so small it card." The car was full, and the shouts of laughter could he heard &squire. s • AR ICElartas.—Oct Sunday a number of guerrillas met a young' married couple -in Henry county on their way to church. The gerttierrian was tiresse.l -a-te trig frae tap to tae," his head adorned with eseven dollar new beaver hat, and his hilly neatly enveloped- in a fine broadcloth coat. One' of the gaug made a rquare trade with him—giving him a ru-ty, dirty looking hat and a bad loo'4iiag coat more holy "than' good," iu exchanze. The guerrilla hewed politely to the young blushing wife andi . tcV her not .o get angry because he hid ! robbed her of the best part •of her husband—his clothes. They separated peaceably.Lauini?/e Dam ecru/. dt Dtsoaacsrut. TitAnz.—The German papers say that a very disgraceful trade ia befog' carried on in the grand duchy of Hesse arid the duchy of Nassau. A num• ber of children of both sexes are being bought from their parents by certain "agents," and exported for immoral put: posed to England and Russia and even Celifernia. One especially has sent to England repeatedly hatches of young girls from fourreen to eighteen years of age, embarking' them at Ritter dans. Negotiations err g.-)101.on between the Duch and Prussian govertinipnis to prevent this vii-;r.tf •. Assopore OF 'CV Aa ft tNG .—0 .) day s. General .W4sh r to at pu';litt rli'in •t 1 lip lit'un