The Erie observer. (Erie, Pa.) 1859-1895, April 30, 1859, Image 1
Orht Exit eborrrrt. -1 I. I) CAL A!" . L) POLITICAL JOURNAL BY B. F. SLOAN lry Nags single II utoerihert, tf pa lin rdraue. C 4, pies will be 'apt t.. roe 'Writes. b•• $l,, add •• tbe WWI rate fur larier cluhe ,• A 1 3 ,0 mbeerlber failing b. frr within the year, tt,e pay,' a., 6.0 macoaltuuml u,J thr so. mbalt made oat at rate or $7, per year, awl left a Ibb a prop.{ ~.1•, t•er 114 ILLIS 4 V AD ERTISING _ . rjr Plften• Ilne• or less nuke • equare.lball 4 .4. 4 14 •1 04 . 414 . 'Am , 94 , 4 11 4 $ 76Ithi• square 2 months $3 00 ~o • •• two 109 0 66 6 a. 1.0 time " 1.5 One " 9 .44 A 75 aW' 0u smart a year, changeable at pleasure, $lO leo squares-3 months, 86, o months, $8; 9 months, $ll 00, 1 yew, Ob. one column, or 10 Nouse—on. jaw, $O9; 5 psontim. $36, 3 months, $lB. ••• Cards inserted in the Detainee Direetory at $3 pre ',wan. sic Oa. rolowed ter I CARL, over Yl , and wider eight, $3. Apedel and EAlitortal nottoss, TO cent, I line ; but no &Liven's' neat will be Weeded among the Special Notice* ter lean than oae dollar. or— Morahan hi an 4 others reqb wing frequems is their devil teen:wets will be allowed twit squares, paper, sod card, for $l3. tor additional spec*, the charges will be in proportion, and the tlvertia merits must by atrirtly <manned to the legitimate business el the advertiser. Pay ment fur transient adrerUeenueate required in advanoe.— lililla for yearly istrertnelog will be presented hall - . early 1:01:$ 1$ :4:AI 0$ : :"Ali illo *II B MAN, ILENDItibi 8c 41:0„ 1101.1114/11.11 AND HIST• IL GICOCCRR, .nJ J•Mierl In Flour. Pork, Fiala, Salt, elookia. Woocl u,4 .:10. Wu*, Nsits and Gloss, al No 2 Wright's EIIoCIL. b.rae, 0 I= = t 13 JOLT N. WALKEIL, •T Law, St Loots, .ITo g,re prompt attention to the locating of Land A .rreotr mot the payment of Tate* 14 1.114 litatta ktir .„ur, , 4 41 lowa will also fill all order. far the pureha tt Swamp 1-am.l„ kr. Ari l" A. lE• "L k ilf j 9 srcee to T R Muted at•atrseri alit sod Whotnawle and Kota!! (Maier-in lo,nueatic Straw Goodly Artdicial lettporota itibtr.am, sate, Larva., and VaAtiotsaiptor l'anngou Uuud u l , IruUtitig the l'ark,lartw, Va.l'areular iald to ttrd,r. NEVI TtEN PETTIN, 1• ATTOXNrY -tuyt -treat, .11010.11.11 e. Met. 2t, tssa rI M. AUSTIN. / . DNALIIIt lo l lucha, 11 ateh., h uw Jee ii :Weer llionono, ['Listed N 1 art., 1... A Hoe Willy., Cutlery and Valley U..od•, Vamp., Silly Weal earl. near 11 V ILS 6.: J IL 1J A Vir liouca• LK & RIZTA II Mk 10:P. IU I. a1..1 Staple Pry Arpetr., )1%1 1 111)4a, . No 1 Hivint'o DA V ICNI'IIUT. . • ITTOKXIrI AT 1..0r --4 lib,. Block, over Neuberger na►r tiottnuy Storg tr.r.on on fits!' St et Virri. A. CIAI.BRAVTII. AT - MUSKY AT LAW- - oase.”,a, Goh ..t opritta the t curt tt0.,,, Fla S. sirict In, 1 . . V.ereitslor to Nintart 4 A.weteta, ‘. iluLita•Ly AXL. RKTAII.I.IIIVtitiIAT, t ortare 01 Stat. in.! :th sVa, LMulrr iu PLut.., tltir , by StLl itl.llol.rn. Horning I laid, Itrumtrm, kr. W lANIK. ATTOK3IIfI /1111 , CoorN.tLitik AT i.•• 14.11111.,1 A. ( . .111.rr Itoer3.%elg'. Hi ck ~, r o.r State Steret and the Pohl ie u i• BUlUnit at. H I 7 6 4r41: 4 11. r , AT LAP - 4 1 ITor 11, Raven awnieu Mork, oppooltr ltr.•" I/ 1 1114 . 1, PI 11.1 ark, krt., Pa- • I=l ATE. 11 %GILA, I , IOrTInT, i.frien in Riv/nn TT • • * beg • Block, n"rt.t. Andy of UPark. ► t Pa C• SKI.DICN, J • kloLltl“ Lit ai.•l draLoo ru all ksrgtim of kuglisit, (rrrnokta anl A no•rwan Itartiwar, Is \ nru, !!ails, Mega, /cc. Sa.kilery and r •rnh_t• Ilseblo•Bibltiog and P1144.10.4' r 000 , . ..r.;. Kfrod Bosse, Ens, Pik. IrMaCitS 4 HENPI k 67 1 ., HULTY.ALII 4,61. RII • t. I In k/ l'roek.irr t •t.l N.. iI no r wi.arr Mock, t "rneq• ,•11 of I. rt..l -cat N 111• 14 k". N I :CONAAI3.Y SHANNON. (Saw/4/ 4 / 4 to Ban., tr At ,Pti err, In EegLah , German and A WWI I. au hard• Arf• 4 tier, Ala., Nana A II•110, 4 . 1r,5, 1., o •Ii• •:• • I a Revd Rau.. Is.no. tlllO4 I.VTI,Is. T• 11.0 k. In I he re...go ,„; J 41.110.0. ILA Ala. I /du., nnai .rcrr N 1111- Os) tvvvy lb. K.+.' It. .. AANE0111) kis CO., 1 / 1 ".../w Is • • 44( .tg.t ..0 lie mt..% coolottantlY H.r sale \.• Put.l.e f.a.i+ (IPM (ROOK CO., rtr u.r►a ►nd Sinnufsetur..r. et( 4 .ta1., a. rs►nllJ i , PrsehU,tothe►bopfo-u , ,.1),pea11,1 by J,.1,.. M INNIIII.: dc BANYAILD. , DILAULas IP 101,4,11ra, i'1 . 10•11.11.4111 , , I n. duty, Pork, Flat. S.lt, Grain, Flour, I. rust., $ 11 . , . • ..., VW., Brame', Pinot, Wooden, Wi11.... ad.l At. r.. W.r. &e. Terms Utab. Yrters low. No 4' Itgl r. Hloek .t•t• Street, 4 door. albo‘• tier 1',..1 idt,e. k n ... , . LUCK Durniro, offl.e in 00000 bock, Ourth aide of Public Square, i) t 4,61 1 , 1 ,• U; YaQtll t Co. All work warranted. GRAY dir. FA WILA It, Vir KL•LILIIA G/D.X.ILIS, itu4 d.atete ii act lariia Gouda Vowder, r•ur.t, t.apa, Lraft•ty Foal Tobacco, Cigars, Pub, oil, be., ki• , S. I .I , llLt .1 hi. a State street., Krla, Pa. • 111. 4411 AT. r t• lOU j Oki N 111/LARN & CO, IiOAWAJDI3IIII end Commission Ideretiants, oeslres in Coal, Flour, Fiat awl agent for a Upper i.krBteanSer►, Public 1 , n4.1., I. J t [MULL, HERSHEY, Co., MANCTAGTI KXU of :gram I.III Z I 'pit. 8.,t1.r5. lila Gearing, /Leval ta ral MINK Y. KHODEIW, PA SMOLA NIJI DitausSliaro_ksn.l Azynt fur N besler k Wason's Sewing liael.tnee t ...•rn. orer Austin's Jewelry Store, West Park, krle,i nr I elf done Ln Order. G ROIttiE CUTLER.. A TTOILWNT •TLA W, trargl, F.rin ount), es. Oullaettosa and othst business t., s at, proraptsess and dispatch. J OHM 04WIEKNY. JTUTKIR OF TUR Pears, (Mee in 11..atty'r ap-stain, Y► C AURRY Y 3. CLARK. 1;.oc; N , ~.. limaestie and impart/xi Wit.re aroJ i.:erstry. Tobacco, Fruit, M tab. (Pd. and Itutl x b. Al. No. 7 Salmon Plonk, ?tate par.. t WI N. C•C41111, A J. 1.114 K o_lilll W. AYR ki-. ►Axi PACT, 1...1 Ito IttakT IS • fill kind. of rune,. .ars and Dining ( hair; hap 4 \or, tii•wk M tk., l'n ha e. CHM lit'llll.l.. ithArwert, luck k vn i.onbtr Rveti n.I Whinkey, in thn 11„„....„„ f „ ,„ 1, BARU. It/ • I.II.ALZIN Ira hoot. stvi •t 1 %1601. gale abAll Retail. at Nu 10 it n•vrlC. kris, Yam (1 1.113 " .4.1111111/.I4:7I•SCRIISI A N • b.•t...1..nd Retail Jeelers ie Well untl 1' tetern Polo!. of au p. r ~. rr unlit V Ibr cheapest end best our is UM . 7, 64•1, uu twin 11 airy,* raver Pewits. Brie. I. X . Aqtlediibt for carry trig Water for famltt. farm or .. {cal purpnabb for Kalb cheap 1.. W OLua, - - - DR. O. L. Xi• LI OTT, RKMIPIXT llK.torr I Jele• and Iturelllnir in math l'ark brut blank east of kris bank natidmica grm, July 10, 11(68 J . YOKW•14.111111wd CURIMIN6I.I Merchant. Ynti.e Doak. gel+, dealer In Coal, Salt, Flab, /lour ar.d Plaster. 1U IEPtI MeCAKTER. Wounaairetat and Retail dottier in firotwrloa, r".".l 4 es, Eakip Chandlery, Wne4 and Walow wars Am, kr.. State Street, Erie, Penn E :PIPL //EY ieTollltele. VW IC A till's% ruff., JelAsr•r, and lboted Dealer in testy description of FUrkIKII and Lieasestie Dry i;.eets, Carpeting*, Oil Cloths, Ira No. 13, State sizert, corner of Fifth , Cris, ILLIA TB LUILNTO Jr•rtioa Mt Pim'''. P 4,411, Agres ti:beat Ronda and Illartssova. Laws, stvontPli " d earelully &tarn Offie• on French, mitre, over Jas. S Aterre4t, Crae.ry Store Erie, P. j r V. DOWNING. Arroutter AT LAW AND JVPIT IC! Or rum Will ',rubor tiao Ne• end CVIII t+ of Fsir Curtrity, Asti styli promplasel - laithful att,utiort to All 6131•1111.0 cm trumbut SO bla bands, eilber Si an At/or:rev ilamistritiA. rt TOlden in KniPir• mock, urrorr of Starr anti Fifth rim, Pi. - T . W. DUCC:ILAP. 4 I4, Arrostaki ,ir - o d in n , en of State Sfrret,oo tL. north Ind* of the. Park, trio Ps. A LLEN ♦. CHAI4: Jaatlr•t Or TFIt rtMt-IHn'. lo {Rock corner of Nadi :giro' an 4 lM Public Pa D KAV Alan BLIND. aerawista, ihrulira mar/ aorta; No 230 Main Striper, Radalo, Y. Onetime Ate attenuon etelastrel) to tbor treatment of &mama of theliC)e 1/711i Ear Tr& le, 1 069. —37.1 y . PRINTER'S INK. BUY THE BEST AND CHEAPEST. WE HAVE AN 1:0joICE OF Krp:LER N-s PKIME IitINTLIc9 maafaetered at Naar liftern, Coen. Havtag abed WO tisk [sr Dearly a year Nat, are tan eanfitt say ra comantaad lt,to tit* Wade lia teal am VW said. lWti April 0, Mt —K. B. I. SLOAN. R. F. SLOAN, VOLUME 29. gun and Om guxurito. SOME THINGS SEEN ON It'HE Ma. Epirus :—A llow me to introduce Myself —Nicodemus Nightshade is my mune, air. I don't know how 1 received this name unless it was because I " came by night;" and eertes, 1 have a natural inclination to run at night, and have seen very much of candle-light during the last eight years on the Lake Shore Rail road. lam the Agent of the Rail road, and my hominess compete me to travel over the road from Erie to Bußik) twice or thrice a week, and I almost invariably journey with wy friend Paul -, the Conductor. I generally pass through the train with him. At night 1 assist hint to wake the Medlin's, and emir) his WI) 14 lute he takes the ticket, and gin is out hiS checks. Paul and •I See vne thing pleasing andviusing on every it min, and I propose, In my rough and uncouth Wanner, hi gave you a few notes picked up on four or Eve of tLr train. 11 r start in nu Mad train to Butialo Fir.4t n wuluau —• - Mr Conductor, want to pa) deown to Keene, .Vetl Hampshire: . ‘ladatu, I can recelt e fare to Buffalo only —llcll. du tell— which way had I best gol--htt.- aet,% It after hat vest five year xgo he Neat over the Green Muuntings,-raound by Rutland. Rhich route did you take in cowing out! enquired Paul. —Bless you, I. hain't bin back since we waillnarried, twenty une year-4 ago come March There want no road at all when Eli and we CUM stout Eli lie went and cum by Rutland—you see he had 1.1-.ness that way, and had Lou. Eli durent exa.ol) like that rauute—there was such ter rible places to toll , hut the Conductor deown here vra, , ter) Lula, and showed Eli where te'd go 01 if the railroad ruu off the Intel. d Ku deown three hundred feet and he inaNh• •d—the eunduet••r was very kind to tell Eli e parted from our female friend, and her account of Eli, and promised to purchaiw. her /I ticket. and see her safe aboard the Cen tral train at Buffalo. Next, woman with three dirty children salute us etSay, look here! I want you to liTlp carry some of these children to the otherXot, t some of these western peo. ph, never c p t give up steamboat ing I kelieNe it's your ace. tint it Oh yes, Ntadam.,—. \ vow don't p•it forgit Me—the fellow that I=l =MESE (111/ellllO Third , JPSI 1111 , 111 %%IA It 1.,1,111 ihhr H. you are , promised to carry Truman and Nkry Jane to the other }mitt, and lea‘ e nit Kith the hatid•box and the hfthy — A na tin t p ot think the dirty skunk did nt come nigh me ••No he did . ni; • , otol Truman---dirty skunk, IA Mary Jane I di.rut [mach much 1.1:411"! ht till: Conductor—he dodged a very dirty jol,, alit had ?sly come from Clitcn.go that day I:id then. knuw. Conductors require but ttr~ tulle tort or sleep, and belong to the pub lic. W e ruN, "11., but in a Yew moments the wunittn screams out, "rwarit some water for the-e children." Dripper young geniletnan from Chicago, clothed in a full suit of cable good-, with garrote collar, allows t hat . 1t so, and •uggeatq the idea of soap with the water Paul answer'--••The water-buy will he 'thing iu a tow minute. " Then a InaiJen Indy withcitritt, an and gaunt—and saints and angels what have we here - A band-box placed On sent he side her, top firmly fastened, and through a bile 111 "tut top pt otrudes the head of a fierce look ing grimalkin, She wishes to know when the itadr,:ad goes out to Syracuse. Chi cago replies "Sol lint '4l the I.)epot come" -- then looks shout him with au expression that •eVIII3 10 a•k, 'are the brethren satistietr' i S.,w ',minter down --theta is no chance our )ou to ntisaer question. pt °posed to IS unless ou follow into the next roach ar:ist at- encountered a eountrynian N ho, of when asked for his ticket, tustantly rises to his feet, dives deep into his - pnntaloons pocket, and draws therefrom n pocket-hook tienr a loot in length, the contents well secured by Nitric) Ann's green garter Ile deliberately-unwinds. and after looking over countless m o tes oI hots and old time-wurn papers, at good lung last. concludes ticket 'taint there—puts up his pocket - hook. and finally finds ticket in his vest pocket a ift beside hint, hunting with lie? lintol in one of his pockets -while he is yleitrehilig nl the other until his ticket is found Of course she unt t ert - rry tier own ticket. and never ....W -illem 4. , [he Search for it owl' he 1.1 +eared. and then tierviiMily goes to work. First, content+ of her .•litix7olll — aredrposited in her Ist.—ticket -lint there. Roth rtAtt Iti their feet, look in hind and under thilir seats— llturirtg tit. teai- Is ear) tick its Ahe , wild. Paul is ansis4.rtna nll mntiner of .inest lo persons behind. before, and oil either .ide of ll.] then the) loon on the ti.por. obi 1111111 gets out in passage way to let old lady crook, in order to take a pawl look In doing fm he tramps on soy toes. I jump hsek. and nearly upset the water-boy, and he, in turn: falls against the check-wan, and over goes his check-reel, and hand.oniely unites up cheeks 10 Iheat,,n, New Tork, Albany, &e. The old lad now charms on her pocket ; she prtAnces a puli )1 I. In.; of pectaelec; knitting work; handkerchief skeins of worsted; spools of thresd; wooden soldier man for Tummy at home ; a snuff hni; 'told finally she has h. You eau see 1 riutnph in her eye: she draws from her pocket and places in Paul's out st retched paint a—fine-toot& comb. Nicodemne. he says, we are loosing time. pass on—and to the woman, "Aunti, you will probably find yodr ticket when I couie round again... Big woman from St. hull has window up, and says "it's drefful hot," and hopes we tro' let the nigger make any more lire. Three Or four seats further on is Johnny Crspeau, from Sew Orleans; "Ah, :Uses Conducta, vat fir you make se stove—sair be no fi-er. Oui, tar diet. 1 moost frees ; vair es se garcon-4 a:IM hat sum fi-er—sat madam bat se weendow op!' —rat se devil she make!" As we pass him lie mutters, "Ah, mon diet*, le neat dime I dratt4ll I reel stay at home—sacre!" Whatan ungentie manly Conductor not to accommodate both !of these people. Here coming in at the door i te m —jeet German cleryman, dark complexion st nay dark green—many moles on his face, hpir behind his ears, little bit of down under milt ear, and . on chin; preaches to the brethrenlat Sockeo X goads, motion of train does not agtee with him; gastric functions are deranged; btu been out on platform; left hat in his seat; 4 as handkerchief to his month ; isuncertala wh er or no to return to platforwr, has been "Par but like the Dutch boy who drank,his moth#r`i cream, "he ?eels mooch petternowlin his sit*, T He kits a half Awe, or clergyman's aftst. should a clergyman bare a half fare ticket a it • - * • - * - • . • N.: -Ton , • • • • / - • , -- • • SERIF_ E RIE EDITOR & PROPRIETOR. • $1,50 PER ANNUM Pit _ . D: a I. a- T. aT. . It had floated awsz . • • Out of sight of s •to An empty and a . • ; BILL that boat w , 2 - go down. The morning rose , waters wide, And the night ten ; Ind dark, Yet ever on with the . and tide, Drifted that baits . The sail had pausal „ Ate And its painted • The salt sea-weed • ' around - Which had been se •d trim. Where were the me • end free, Who had gone with ••c• We never (mimed: [lath lives like that , ift Lives, that in early .• • Anchor, and sail, And never. eseept on ` he'. Cati route to moori , • more IMEIITH CARS. Mail Trnin Eila 1. Raihrosd In preference to a lawyer or s cob bler? [That was a grandletter written by Rev.—, of Buffalo, accompanying the return of a com plimentary pass to winter course of lectures before Young men's Association. He it:abysm the Committee that. his platy is punctually paid, and that he is probably just as able to pay for his ticket as many others who calculated to attend the course; and furthermore that the association were under no obligation - to him.— It was all very courteously worded, but it was a merited rebuke to that abominable habit which dead-heads that class of people, or as signs them a place in that interesting crowd embraced in that last parting sentence on all children in arms free, and under ten years of age half-price." Pay your clergymen their earnings like men and place them above the necessity of receiving your alms. They sacrifice alluring hopes of gain—the certainty of fortune for the love of their Master, their duty and you; and shame —great shame on you, their hearers, when you fell to do y , i'ur duty to them in order ••to bring lurch things both new and old fur your benefit, they must have books rare old costly Itooks..-4 ray el, rye rest ion, and obeervate.n. It ie your duty to provide thew with the mean+ for attaining this end.] To business again, ••Ltu i change cars Con due tur,"' 11 here fur " • Why, fur New York:" W hat route do ) uu tole, Central ur Erie" '• I don't knots. Well, let me see your ticket.— •' 1111, you did see it--you're gut it " hut toy dear sir, 1 cannot remember your ticket and probably did not notice your route. Ticket is produced-10n change cars at Dunkirk and go the Erie road. Fellow sluing next him says. ••that conductor knew all the time, but he was Co plaguy stiff he would'nt tell " Nicodeinus," said the Conductor to me .• wager a supper at Bloomers I could take that fellow on top of the Depot a t Dunkirk and make him believe lie wits on the broad gunge road. My dear friends, if you were to travel regularly with us for a week only and see the leather heads who arc hound for New York, your only wonder would be that so few become the victims of suckers after arriving there.— .. Captain.. what time do we reach Buffalo '•' 9.21). Same question asked by 'three person* all in plain hearing of the first answer and three 9,2tht follows. They wanted to he nor, you know. I cannot give you more of this train now ; it would fill too much space. I will giNe you .vme items of •• West," nett "reek sta- The Editor of the Jamestown Dom.. e ,,1 %%en t down to Cincinnati this spring "on a raft, - and being a little green in city LOA', 3/111 a little tired of loafing about the ee, he' concluded to invest a dollar or a dollar-and-a-half in giving his ears the ben efit of ht•Aring the renouned Strakosch () ) ...ra 'Proupe. lir went—he saw—he bean! '--ein4l bete ti, his criticism on the perfor- IMIEZI •• stains five thousond people were soon seated, +.insisung of the (hie of the city—it ws. Ow frost fashionable audience I ever saw ins themnati. I wish I could describe some oftill.' fitnhinn. fIirTIOICACKI the • - . 0.41. Kam. The ladies now wear white thing-um bobs, tratimed with scarlet upon the shoul ders, or nutter upon the upper part of the arms—the shoulders were bare—and the dresses s+em to have been cut too short at the top. . 14(1 , 4 of these fiv+hionablepefriple earned them...double barrelled what-do-yon call-ems,isuch as Key threw at Sickles. •• Atteri the usual delay, a littlabell rang. and the qq•cliestra came out awl, took their seats. Strakosch took hi. seat at a piano; he wore t-potless white glove , . and with a 1.1 lek or • wand eommeneed beating the sir o+ er the keys of the piano. but did not touch them. At a very em :ph.iti, .itoke of the afore-aid wand a tre inetol,.us -Lint or thun canto from (Itch/m.l, 'and then St rakosch went on uith his airy nut ni pti lat ion , . Ahoutl this tuna the curtain rose, and the tau-ac eonimenei.i. The piece wab M ozar t' s N•l(-1,rat4 , 41 IT INo fitwitia, and ft-urn this time for thrert hours the man in white gloves did not eeale to heat the air with his stick.— l'init -otne old is Apr of an Italian Signor Sontelsille,", came forward, and said or sung sninething in very had Dutch, I should think; hh was followed by a chap tastefully dresseil;who represented Don Juan. Next,l3+fada me Pin-call. the world-renown ..l -tigf•r, came forward with a limping gait I idtould think she wore tight shoes, and wasi afflicted with eorns. she seemed much tdiulil+.l at what the other fellow had suit ~ and made up an awful face. I think -I e mu.t Ilavi• been taken ,Inattrill) ill %%lib iAn.--- at the stomach. I it.otilil a dvi.e her to carn a bottle of Perry Davis' 'ain killer constantly with her, as I was In-tnittlr4 relieve-4 a it's an) .Co 113 It KIIIIIII a...... : ' W lON' [hut •1 Win 11 . 215 ...'il) mg soft WOril. to her, Miiiilam Nrakosch einli , tot wart! a nd sang i i iiiite ls‘autiftilly and ism-ibly for a momenl. and then turned tip her eves like a -1' k t•tit. and the mushy sounded as if it ;wit. litiMi It twitir) bird which she was t ry t lig 1., l‘N ,illnW AV... This strain gradually -well+ , IJ louder, till it enlminansl i n a groin Wll“(4..:.imilar to one I heard from a n l n .. ilia ti w kite on the raft. This brought down the hotje-e in a whirlwind of applause. As II I . is is m) fi rst attempt at criticism of a musi al concert, 1 hope my musical read eri t.vd exensr an) hick of proper phrases, I..l.eeinfliN when I inform them that to save m) lit. 4 I ean't 1(.11 .411,1 Zip (.Mm - from •-ttlal hundred." pil l I{ A T ER TuiN.-A ludicrous incident oc curre4l this winter, at " Woodlawn," on the 15 oomingdale Road. Jones hotel, of that p ace, is ornamented with a hostler. whose fun is as fearless as his face is ugly. One d y in January, while twenty or thirty fast gt tlemen were standing on the front baled • of the hotel. an indPvidnal rode up the h. on the thinnest horse mortal eyes ever 1 ked upon, Leaping from hisphan tom steed, the equestrian aid, turning to the h4atier, "111. re, .lohn, gise my horse some water." .. Si} ?" said John, with sl'ook of sutton isliniejat. i o • -ti ray horse some water :" thunder ed lb stranger. N ur horse!" ejaculated JOhn, still more )Rurprised. " Ilss, you fool, my horse I" and the strap er looked savagely at him, and com ment. drawing the lash of his whip throw h his hand. Jon walked toward him as though he woul demand an explanation. and bad take' about Aix steps, when he suddenly . topt I, like one surprised beyond expres sion : " less my soul!" says he, "'I ax your Yard n, sir ; but your hattimal wo a stand in. a line with that ere hitching post, and didn't see him !" T owner of the spectral beast tried to but a roar from the balcony made 1 , him ge his mind. 1- - t a There is nothing by which I hare th gh life profited more than by the just obi* dons, the good opinions, the pincere and'gentle encouragement of amiable and menOble women.—Sr 8. Bornilly. ERIE, PA., SATURDAY )111 whwir luteleas:tuastleas Jaya, The hope and heart ye rime— C7.msl mhips gu down • e stormy sets.t, Hut tho.e empty he drift uu: _ aturt. ROW WE TOO] t A BOARDIIR --4+-- IS I MARY DALLAS. Our house is quite i r one, and, he- Rides those apurtmenti l Zhich we occupy ourselves and tho'te which we dedicate to our guests there is a very little room on thq second floor, which we never use and very seldom enter. One morning, Ift hen I happened to feel in a very economical mood, I b4thought myself that, were this rpocn fUrnished jlret tilv, we might jted at 1441 as not take a txXinier—there Were sk numbers of itri verti,einents in the t rs for just such places. So ninny sir; - ladies wished "board in a feria ate .'I where no otter boarders were taken," dso many sinhi gentlemen pined for She comforts oI home," that I hail nn 4gmbt we could Suit ourselves exactly. Accordingly. I broatiaeti the sulAject to Psalter at the table t a i very evening.— raftlter only laughed first, but, when ho found that I wa4 in eillinest, Regal in " 4 the arrangement, met* stipulating that neither maiden lady tier -gentl and his wife" were to become inmates o the apartment. ConsequOntly my choice was limited. A single gedtleartrin I must - have, anti I WSW determined 4o he very Rartienlar about him. I consOred myseU 4 very good judge of clutract#, find I resolved to , select an intellectual, Mond, and well-man nered person. or to give np the Idea alto gether. Tuesday and Wedricroday passed without, my athswer. Tlaursdajt. bought • young man l.clonging to a fire-Axnapany, who stip ulated that the members orhis "Machine' Aiould be allowed the prAyilege of meeting, in my parlor once n Aritotts thngine hrittail wag out of lik e in that he always in the morning took brandy instead of milk. in his coffee. To the gentleman's proposal I was obliged to answer in the negative, and, on his press ing the point, to inform hint that the recep tion of the engine company would.of itself be an insuperable obstacle. I did not think it. prudent to add that hi, appeantnee and conversation did not tend to make we de sirous of his company. Although I tho't so, I based my objections altogether upon the fire company's expectations of meeting in my pat lots. I had said enough to offend my visitor, hovret or, for ho thrust his head forward turtle-fashion, and remarked that I had better not "say anything agin No. 240," and that I might be "hoppin glad to hare ',ln meet in my parlor, lor—forull I thought myself :.orne punkin., I wa, only small litturs," RIO that "No. 240 1,0) , 4 were all fine fellers,eand I'd bett..r not contradict hillll---.11-41y !'' HII (1 ,I..parteil leaving an odor of had cigars slid stale whiskey behind ham. My next applicant was a maiden lady, who (ft-sired accommodation for herself, a parrot, a monkey, two pm.slles, a kitten and a cabinet of mineralogical specimens. (if course she did not .nit me espeeially as she was very particular in her inquiries as to my servant capability of washing and attending to lassllial and parrots. Closely following upon her heels canter& gentleman of respect.able appearance and plausible athirvws., with whom in spite_of a pair of very wild. singular -eyes, whieh pro truded be . vond the hits until they appear ed about to drop 11/110011 his cheeks, I was mightily taken. In fact. the arrattgotnents were neatly 14 /MAUI 1. 4 1, M hen, to my hor ror, I made thedi-em el . ) that lie was. a pro fe.:Qnt. of Spiritualism, and a speaking and singing medium my eyeA wore opened at once to the smgulat ity of the getillenuin's eyi.% by the confession. and I Ikeefiftiie aware that the nearest insane asy lum wctubl, in all prolathilitv, -int hint far better than my humble So, with an inward thanksgiving for my resole, I got out of the scrape as politely as passible. and the -medium •' departed. Then arrived three very untidy young min, who wanted to sliare the apartment. therein. After these had departed. I declare I was (mite out of patience, and almost resolved to give up my notable litre altogether ; but just as I had conic to this conclusion, I heard another ring at the bell. Such a ring! Not a loud. imperative, obrupt peal, but a modest, musical tintinnabulation, which betokened an unassuming and well bred applicant for admission. " A young gentleman"--118 Biddy inform ed me ; and, after peeping in the glass to see if my hair was smooth, I ran up stairs. There was a young gentleman in the par lor—a tall, fair young man, with straight, straw-colored hair, combed back from his forehead witha brush and a white cravat of' ministerial proportions. He had dear little hands encased m the meet delicate of gloves, and was so polite and gentlemanly that really, I thought to myself, I could possibly not find any One who would suit me better for a boarder. lie was on a visit to the city—so he said —and his principal (*eel in the selection of a boardmg place was privacy and good society. Ile was a church member, and kept very early hours. He was very fond of children, and would be happy if L had any of them dear mealtime, to instruct them in any little accomplishment, such as draw ing or music, as an agreeable manner of passing leisure hour. Altogether be was a perfect model. Fanny happening to run in just then. the young gentleman took her upon his knee, and they became friendly at once.— ammittow or other, it was all settled in• a few moments, and Mr. Orlando Alberta had agreed to become the occupant of my apartment. After the business had been entirely settled, he began to chat with me and Fanny and the other children, who had made their ; and while we were converting, the hours paned by so quickly, it was dinner-time before I knew 'APRIL - 80 - 1889. it, and, Psalter and brother John coming home, they were introduced to our new_ boarder, and insisted upon his dining with us that very day. Re acoepted the invite: Lion very sweetly , and said that, if we were willing, he should be most happy to enter his new quarters that very evening, and would send to the Astor House for his lug the next day, as he was so ed by his journey. To this proposi tion we unanimously assented, ami Uwn all sat down to dinner, Alberts saying Cceat. its commencement, and expr4,s , in a cenversation which ensued, atoellent, sentiments on all subjects, that we were absolutely charmed with him. Very soon after the Meal was finished, our boarder. pleading fatigue, retired to hit. own little apartment, and Psalter. John. and myself, a little later, sot off for a con cert which we were desirous of bearing. leaving the children in the charge ui Lid dy, with Instructions to put them to Is.Kl at nme o'clock precisely. and bmy, wit. broken mast, an, ' it bows, •• How do you like Mr. Alberts, my dear I said to Psalter as we walked along. world's wide see ing boat— . dare lost dkr, ''s coast. " Tolerably," replied Psalter: ••he -,4•••111, to be a very excellent young man—not par ticularly brilliant. but very worthy and well mannered." - Well, it is better to he good than t., h e brilliant, is it not?" I retus.rkoi. But how do yqu ktmtv that Mr. AD.!! t• itt not both!" inquirKt John. "There i= a latent fire in It is, eye. a gui.r.r.iase4l fen, ir in his Vinee, that t.e11•4 me he al truly great. rit such men were martin" wade. Emma (.11.1 con notice how he it wire= tu•tually grand." •"rhat remark of about the dignity of truth wits really tine,'' said Pwiltet Y , qt may ho right after all, Julio.- Anil he i, •e kind to the ( said L " I am auto we shall he delight., 1 with him." And w walked 1111 tOgOt thu most amiable mood. Thy concert over, we returood home, When, to our great murpritse, 11 i• r,ptin.l trio children all up and in the parlor. *4 It is not my fault, =um." Maid ifiddy , when 1 spoke to heir about it. ••Tiii, yuuii gentleman got up after 3on %v a. gt , tio r has been play in' with ',•trx t Iv.. arta he sent out for .omo tidy for 'em ; and then, when the tun was °vet . he res.l 'em a chapter, and hub 'em say their lira) - era, for all the world lev if he w.es a uxut ter." "Oh!" said Fanny, ••fig• ig,q(l sneot 1" They talked about Mr. Alberts. all the while they were undressing, and their ad miration of him confirmed me in Inv opin ion. Children have such perretra ! - The next morning we arm° 24 Mr. Alberta did not make hi-; ;wr wi sram -p, and Biddy informed mail:tat he had reqn;;-; - ed her not to atomic hint if he sliould late, as he never took breakfast. and was very much taffetad by his journey Q.., cautioned the - children to be quiet. awl le. , eat down to the table without hint. After breakfast, the gentlemen started for Places of business, and everything proe; 4;•;1- -Jed as t eam! till noon: but still Mr. Alhcrt 4 did not - make his appftranee, and I berm to feel nailer surprised. It Wss about noon, when two men, •tout and stalwart, and wraupol too hu g . , coats, knocked at the la , ernent .lour. awl before any onaltad time to opin it. Qtel)!N-4 I into the entry. " Beg Lour pardon, ma'am . / raid the tit,t man,—"'Beg your parilun, but i, tla , ri• gentleman by tip , nainci of seraggin ' 7 ' No, sir," I replied " Nor any one named ' inquired the man. " No, sir." " Perhaps the name in Alhert%." other stepping forty:mi. " There Is a gentloinaii harried A r present in the liou , it," I rei "Ah! then you „ill he kind enotrzh to tell him to 9t e p flown a minute 1 " "aid the llrst Fpeaker. "Certainly—if you will walk into the parlor, I will call him," I Fatal. Accordingly. the two men i,,roceole<l to the floor ahnve, I sent 'Biddy to <gno mon Mr. Alberts. After a crept deal fa knocking, she retuined with the inform/le tion that she could not ',mike him hear. -- "And what is mote, mum, - , tie continued, "the window nut on in tin< roof or tho Shod is open, and the curt Uris hlowin' out of it, and it appears as though there wits no Vile in at all." "'rake my word for it that ti , i• loom empty—the bird bird has flown." silt the first man. We must unlock the door, and make sure, however, said the secona.- I stood there in perfe,:t MI en t they said the placed, at the same time, two stars upon the their coato4. "'What could it all ratan"' - I thouglit, "Yon look ..urpri.eti, ma'am." . •NI first polieemnn. "1 \l hero,. came the ghoil. iitterlectooni Is I 'ld or hotly over you, I ill t er., like n good I. toot all that, oti " He eertairtly .eetiteti to lie a 1' eiv cot! person." I t vyltrd. lln lit. t, 1 r..., , ,rte to ot he! " Nor . repliod 11“. '• 1, - mum! awl +re it tno mi.. , tnyttling. It !- curious it you don't.- tinytiting ?" Yes, ma'am. !love pti ),mr Over, ur tieen your joiveiry this to4‘rum • "' ==l 4)h! what u start the amrcht gave nie ! I flew into the hack parlo r. for, I.r it kIlUt% 11, that in certain iintiv4.ra kept any fork-. ttly •sur11111.• money, and several firth b.f. of era were closed. I tried them. The were/broken, .and WA contents gnu.': and Arr. Alberts—the antiatote, imp at, pion. Mr. Alberb--was the 1111,1' It vol.: his particular forte the poliek.- man told me—to impose hint-ell upon per sons who advertised for hoarders, as a eon wientious young man, and, tan r iminua ting itimseif as deeply as p0..41,b , their confidence, to take lfrench leave In com pany with their valuables. I 411sonvered afterwards that during Biddy 's untie for the purpose of buying candy, Fauny had innocently revealed to him the contents of the book case drawers, so that'his task was rendered comparatively easy. Oh! ho* I felt!—how provoked I was with myself! But, between you and I", it was great consolation to know dust we were all in the pane box--:although John, wby expressed such an exalted opinion of the amiable Mr. Alberts, declared that he had not been deceived for one thoment. Irwee still greater consolation to get our forks back again, however, and to receive the news that Mr. Alberts was a _resident of .. i Tnit Sing. which we did in less than a fort t. P.have come to the unalterable resolution never again to advertise - for a single bonnier.• led, The applause of a raan'a native place is gen/many the last which he needy's, for those who knew-itlm in youth will not read, liy allow that in papacity he is superior to themselves, and *re apt to regard - the com ing of hid fame among them nark intrusion to be resented.--4 &m antsingham. ear Some workmen at St. Louis left a whisky bottle where sample 91 little boys about five years old got to it, aid drafik - of the whisky., which- gave one of them a rave nous appetite, and the ran hornet° appease it. The othe_vWas stupified, imd died in spite of *u cal efforts to save, his life. THII SILMILTt Sidney Smith pronounces the following son net one of the most beautiful in the English language With silent awe I bail the sacred utorn, Which slowly wakes while all the fiel (Is are stall, A soothing calm on every breeze is borne. A graver murmur gargle' from the rill, An echo answers softer from the hill. Aml sulker sings Ate linnet from the thorn— The skylark warbles in a tone less shrill, !Wl' light serene, hail' sacred Sabbath morn' The rook 4 float silent in their airy drovvi The sue a placid yellow lu.ore show.* The gn!ca that lately 9igheil along the grove Hlnve hushed their tirovvey wing in 4weet ro- pose: Tho Motoring rack of cloud• forgot to more S., smiled the day when the first morn arose MY FIRST LOVE flat I ea,- in hive ea- a fact that ill," net inlrnit of a shadow of doubt illiorted nit-self like a per-oti in love , I I.tikeil like 11 person iit lone: I lisiked and hilt like a 1 „•i5.,,,n in het.. thu 1/21 4 1 0 , 11 o':?11011 t ~1 111itt` 110 ver,, 'i n e t weigh in the I:iii!leh hut guage to dc-scritie the t it lengt hteadth et it, It 1 ,, gi • of 11111 y,•t t, In h. fix .1 I .inciple etornr.2. lir the Irioal heioilni 01 ii.ann Xi ) hut his It ILIIIIt:ti--1.110 strong ,t oat/unix vi iii, iiinetei heart Kent via in t" the lirecteiti ~t the tnii-t. beautiful mai den in all --- , hire. in and Ate return .ent the carnina hie heart tv tweet tuine. Twice a week, as viten as the eeek kaine around, i to the old br•,iia home et Dr, ill .I.Lnlitor in) love, and a. regitlarl te r a rdeital_ of its return Irian the teil lips of my Lintrutnig Janet. 'lle. geed chi c on lul u,. rt):4i )ur 31/ , 1 11, .1 , 11 11t1 t 40 , 1 plea -Me in coll-tallt ,•••• Iftltt , lttt92 1.. iii our yr , llth .birt , st Tr:o tn:- iure4l by sly rvl.teller.f; playhous.o ul thtt _shod, h linig-aleeved ptji t ifor t ...l Al i I pallt.111 . 060:1 111011lik, ‘‘ii:lo I O{ 1,11,1 nil t L OW -iu no: moth. r 1. , met,. - tie t • r. ,r neverthoit-,- , , thittorannod warn; \\ 0t.14 Ay) :Ma) liii• 1,•1].^1 I in th(• Morpliews: "Ow t ,, the , nonro-t rite: JAnet wrm!4l. I,,vdt.aue, in a mottlerit 9 time.. J-i-trn brim n At i.n,o wr :et about tinik;ng prepar.,- ii4m- , -tor thi• important jonrnel Fvery- Ohm!, ~t erair4e rnu , o-he enmin. hvl witit tile greatert seere,y. At twelve u 11._a • k It e 111% gvt 1.11%" ,tlterr gr..) nag cut I.; I 11,• • .11111 hat 1 , t.“ her. : , 11 to,' •lan. t was to, Va• waitin , s for m , . at her Chamber window. 1 el-, to place a ladder (It the -,41.111k , It 01(11 , W • • ht , Vt.ts lu llez.Leti , l tlut latickr wer, t. , n to tiol r.'ol lane, to til,iot %%b ore th, I, a w rie.tened. an.l then Ow aim! not out: un U. Tlttre %;..t. 1 ut ott* , U illcuity lite S‘.l\ -r(0011,111.1.:1 . , a 51;1 , Ple 1.11 111..11111-, t • 11-1.1• " Irll 4- 111111 1 k 1 . 1 at all hour,. t}l, we. , out ...Ili- If l'aun) ttn. 1M11, 1 .1 111 1.0:41,110, purp , -0 1 I.laccd in Janur- hand remnd. , 10113 r. But Janet !teed tu...,it.tanc4.. rut 144 -1 concluded to tnakc I h• r 111. 1 “...1‘ .1.11...1111rt.11 in I liat c:1 -e .0! r.t - It Lou-, I.:. 1.1,u ..on W(:11 1110 long :.n. y. t dreaded night an at llcoi loth. ii I..elen feet enrite.l ita ; Co, now- chat ••1 i :nil.' 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I 11:1.1 not 11111. eloek to the 1..1 , 1 .,.-.,,11..1 -..1(.111!1 y :Iv tun.. li.oi . :11011+,1h ,kow - •-1, -• -;.•p 11. 0... `tt t• tt: .1, 11,. l'ot Pt \ \\ lit ...I 11-I,t - tti tt4t41111,41 I P.m-Pl..] 111\-Pi; t.:111 I tip I'iittl..:llt It 111 .1 ter: p . . 11- 1 ..1111d.1. It Win ted..IIItI 1110.101 i . ..I 111. , 1 .11 10.11 , T . ..ti11\ I .llt •i 1.1. --lug t• , .11 . ~ ,1 awl the 117t-han.l 1 -lie vu( t , ,•at liums• 111 .• ,it liilellt One. Ptilt ht.% %V.,11 . 11.1 11.11. - It, I.4llmph:int exit li,,te t tL, ~1.1 and in 1.41% in(onont , Ira.* .I , l4ritiLl real tttr%.,qtlt- t h.• tate .11. all w i t -1/11:e E.ii: :r .6-. l eratt: tlll-f hit''' . it 11'0111.1 he ' .—‘tillat a al etcheAl prolicitment uutiltl 1... in! 1 groaned aloul‘i .tt the t I ptit.:l l rate tipm th. matter: I -(11,1 that It it. N% T O hl plat tee siltellid gr.. W. 01(TUIll ;VI: it It ‘%.1511 . i light, in all piol.alftitt (,liould ,t.i 2 ; a t ot right “1. twt right, it that ini...cr al,lo little 1- in helm) n,. I'.l spend all my (lap; in aveitgoi the tvir(mg—that (terrain. Wai lin earnotat? (11(1 - 1 tne..n it: But Ice ~eel. How earnestly and anxiously I gau.sl to wank the chamber window of Janet as, atter fastening my horse by the road-isle, I walked eauticinsly up the long lane that led to the doctor's 11011t.e. 0 joy inexpres sible.! the waving of a white handkervlnet in the moonlight told me that everything was right. that in a few momenta I should clasp Janet fondly to my breast, mine, mine forever Alt, how happy 1 was !--so hap py, indeed, that I stood still there in the moonlight, with my two hands pressed firmly to my left side. fog. fear my over loaded heart would burst from me entirely. What a gore I must have cut then ! What. an Apollo I must have looked, with my fine proportions wrapped up in my wedding suit! I was slender ; I was tall ; I was gaunt: I am sure I wag ugly-looking at that moment. What me I ►nnot tell, but from au o d chest I had taken a blue broad cloth swallowtail coat that had belonged to my grandfather in the limo qLhe wars, and in the pride of my youth h got into it. The u►ils 4..mtne nearly to my heels, while the waist was nearly to my 'arm-pits. The sleeves reached' te the** Of my fing ers, hiding entirely from view the luxuriant sir of white silk gloves, which I had al -1 .wed -elf for the important occasion. Above this uncetth pile of blue bioad cloth was perched a hat. oye stars and moon that looked upon it, testify with me this it was a hat !—a hat and not & stove pipe, a hat and not a boot leg I—That hat 1-100 - ing back at it thrpugh the Mist of peony five years, it seems to have aria T kt the stature of two full feet, while ire tips pears little wider than sny thumbotail.— My eyesight isn't quite as perfectas; used to be, and so I may not see quit . &rightly. Make all due alkoranoes• dear reador._, I say that I must have Looked ugly at that moments 'Be that as itomnr,l thought that I was looking spleeididiy ; ',thought the figure I cut Wu an honor to the name of Brown, and I was proud of it t. proud as I walked up. to Janet's window,.and plsoed carefully there the ladder that was to bon her to my side. Everything war silent about the house. Fate was surely with us.. Fanny has been bribed into service. As I rnod ther e, , I could see her little trove flit noiselessly to and Piro by the wand% and how I blessed her—blesied tier . • the very bottom of my heart, fbr her s. - ness IN ADVANvE NUMBER 47 At last Janet commenced deacestOnst' the ladder, and as she did so the moss crowd t4:l in out of sight under a huge black aloud. Tho heavens favored us; our success might be looked upon as fixed. Three ste more upon the ladder's rounds, and Janet's dAilay little feet would stand : a t terra firma my own. The steps were and she held for a moment fondly by thealeirres of my blue broad clods, before we looked up to the window, both with upraised hands to eateh a small bundle of cloth/Iw, that Fanny was to throw down to us, ancierhich welied no other means to with us. " Be quiet Fan," whi n Janet, as lit: F . .;6ter apt.ieared at window and poi,ed the bundle above our beads. "Be qui.l. Fan. for hi-oven's sake, and drop it quickly ! ' l',ut Fanny 'till stood there, swinging I,l,kwatd and forward the huge bundic, without bee.ling Janet's earnest entreaty. - lin, .lo throw it, Fanny dear! Do hay some mercy on me! What if rattle' -hunt.' know of this ° What if he should be awakened !" La. give it her, Fan ; don't plague your in a hurry !" Called a voice at that moment from the closed blinds at the parlor win.i. ) wi, which belonged to none othrr th•tn Dr. Stoddard. "(five hor the things; and tell the boys tr, r. rry out a tag of corn, a cheese, adze %. i. ni,l tAtttfit to the cart. Janet must Itat )a 4otting out. Only be dill about it. l'an. 1 . • eilelit•ul we were petrified upOn t 'L ; I GlOUgilt. I should fall to the gri quid . Wind should we do—run. faint. le, ev *IN .rnae or go wad r While We stead n two huge mattresses fell at our 11 . ti f owl Coo window followed at, once by I t ot• I a, 1 i I I i's cam, table sloths and sundry It it• t at tick< notx%atry to the setting up of rr-IKvtlI1{1• hou*ekeeping establishment •' don't one of tbee•• 1), .% Le is belong to Janet r Lim. ;it) z)tud.lartl. from one part of I,,be :• Ye., yetA and a bolster, and a pa,ir of ntce pillovrs too. Carry 'ern right ont of the front door," was the answer. • " Whose horse have you, Jason 7" asked the doctor, pushing up the blind, " Your kither',t?" " Humph ! didn't you know better than that that old grey isn't worth a button to go. Why didn't You come up to my barn and get my black mare ? - Sam, Sam. harry aw .ty !traight to the barn gnd harness black Molly for .Jason. If you'll believe it, he tuts going to, start off with kis father's old or-r. : Ise quick Sam—work lively—they're In hurry ; n 4, time they were off." 11.ive you anything with you Janet, to e..t on tLe road?" put in Mrs. Stoddard, poking her bead out of the window, •• ma'am," faltered Janet, moving u tvp or taw trout me. •• \Veil, that:6 good forethought. And s., 1 11. d. tnere 16111•1, 5 LIE. or =gm" wad..... 1 In t h y• Iwu.se, e;tiler : Can you ms some ilitN 1 , 3,114 ikild bacon, and some brown 1,1 v. 1 ,1 elteese do, Jason ? It's all we ME " Yes ma'am." I said meekly, step pi ng easily as I could a little farther - from Janet. " Lock, father and mother, quick, now tile moon is out, and see Jason's new- coat and hat!" called Fan. from the window, her merry yoicv trembling with suppressed laughteri Isn't that a splendid one, bitilt•r?—just look at the length• of its tail :• dovt,,r '• 1", , s;r, rather new." I said, giving an /0.. k in tits direction of the lane. •• 11 1I,'• .Irawlid the doctor eyeing me t..yly, , .• that tout, is handsome:" •• .I.nd ha, 11.4., father:" called the tyick ed Fan. •• I tle-dare :" exclaimed the doctor.— •• v.de. look here, and ...ee JSZISOII . I+ tout at d In.n, 1" What althuld I do--stand there till morn uis that inoetsant fire of words? I,hould l tun Should I sneak off slowly, .1.,n0t v, doing ? What, oh 1 what • I ,, ,n't th.. look nice. mother?" asked die doctor. puttmg one broad brown hand ON r ill, mouth, and doubling his gr ey . slino-t down to his knees. " He-haw, Mother—he haw: .Inn's they b K)1: 'not.," roared the doe- evalkin't ,t mid it any longer. Tho doe ' us a ,ignal; it was echoed Ironi all iorts oi the house. Fan cackled troni t I. chamber window: Sant shouted tram t lie I :Stoddard '"lnAto-ho'dl" hula tilt. kttvlien ; while Charlie threw luut , . II iiown in the doorway and Itkt• a wilt( Indian. I turned around • i l•atik aerosa the garden. Every -14.1dattl. called after Tee. lam wrong • ‘.•;., .- , io.ldarti but Janet : she remained told me to come bank for the :ut.l cheese; another that I had for a,t n 111% I , undlectnd bride ; another bade tel. \%.,it tor I.l.kek dolly and the new bug- Fan tod u nit• hold up my coat, earls, m isltould thorn draggled. I didn't seed 11) roqUeists; I went directly for honio I le:14110d borne. feeling sheepish --no. • - •liet•plOt is a weak word thr it—l euu"t exi•ress to you how r felt. I had n wrvn.: or hanging myself; I thought I had iwttor be dead than alive; that fbad made an idiot of Myself. It was all plain: Fan had betniyelt us. I vowed vengence upon le -r until (lay-light, then sneaked out to tht' I.nrn and hid in the haystack. I there until Charlie gtoddard brought r» f.ither% horse. The d(I gentleman was frightened , want ed to knowhow he came by the horse.— 11.. rn told to 8.141 c me; he did ask me, and I made a dean breast of it ; I didn't u r u mt4e him not to repeat the offence; there era. ; no need of it; but I am /lure of thi= I did not Inc* at a girl for seven years —no. not for seven years. When the eighth year came round, I remembered my , old v, Ay against Fanny Stoddard. Well, to make a long story short, I married Fanny. Janet became a parson's wife. And here let me tell you in confidante, yonder. that I really think little Fanny Stoddard had a very deep motive in her head when she betrayed' Janet and me, though she was bUt a algid. She liked me, even then,. I believe . Well, at any rate she declares every time that the affair is mentioned, that I have had my revenge upon her., Bless her faithful heart, it has been indeed a sweet one )th A bungling dentist in Oncinnati has caused the death of a Ml.. Weston, who applied to him to extract a tooth. In performing the operation while she was under the Influence of chloroform, he tore out a portion of her jaw. A day or two; afterwards her head swelled enormously! she could neither sleep eat nor drink, and finally death relieved 'her of her intense sufferings. '• Y-e-e, sir," 1 stammered Test gtve me my glasses, wife," said the Is it a new one, Jason?"