"MY POLICY," OR, Thf Jlew «»o*pel of rcaw ao» coriilng to St. Antl)' the Apos tate. CHAPTER I. 1. Now the birtli of St. Andy was in tlii» wise : The Devil bejat Burr ; Burr begat Calhoun; Calhoun begat Davis ; Davis hesat Booth, and Booth begat St. Andy the Apostate. 2. Behold the lord of the lash ap ] tared unto Andy in a dteam saying, "thou shalt get thee up from thy aboli tion slumbers and gird on thy armor, for thou shalt be our tool, and we will make thee ruler over Israel." 3. .Thou shalt be called Moses, and by thy exceeding subtility thou shalt lead the children of Israel backward through the Bed Sea of their own blood into the land of l' gypt, and the houso of bondage. 4. Now all this was said that it migljt be fulfilled which was spoken by the mouth ol the prophet, sayiug, "Be hold 1 will call the roll of niy slaves, from the top of the great white house, aud they shall answer by a pow wow. in the Wigwam at the sea shore.* 5. Now, Andy being raised from sleep by a Gin Coc'c Tail, went and did as the lord of the lash had commanded him, nnd he kurw no more the ways of right cousness. And the dagger of the assassin made a new President, and he called hie namo Moses, —because he made a great noise like a bull in the rushes. OH A PTE 11 11. 1. In those days came John the Both, (he was called Both.) because he wis both man and devil, and he preached in the wilderness of Secessia by the banks of the Potomac. 2. Saying, rejoice yo, fjr tho king dom of Jeflie is near at hand. 3. Eor this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Abraham, saying, "I would rather be assassinatod ou tho spot." 4. Now, behold he that conicth after me is a mighty tailor,'aud I am not wor thy to stoop down and behold his close fit. 5. Then comcth the Tailor from Ton ne Fee to Washington, to be baptized of him, and Booth said, "I am not worthy," but Andy said, it must bo bo, for this is '•My Policy." 0. And he baptize! him in tha blood of Abraham, and Christened him, Mo- Fen ; and a voice from Rebeldom, cried, Peace ! Peaoa! Now we will have peace, —Lei us kill ihe nigger. 7. And Moses said, "Yes, wo will have peace : And he issued a declamation.and immediately the cry of murder began to be heard in the laud ; and Moses said, listen ! I told you we would have. peace 8. And every man who hud committed murder, he made a ruler in Israel ; and no loyal man dare come uuto him, for they were all "dead dwki" in the aew dispensation. CIIAPTKR 111. 1. Now it came to passthut Moseswas more sober than he had ever been befcre. 2. And he said, I will make a great lamentation iu the land of Israel. I will pull my hair, end tear my close fit, and ntake treason odious. 3. But presently Moses grew too big Jorliis close tit, and the lord of' the lash took him into au exceedingly black tem ple of the southern chivalry and the lord of ihe lash spoke unto Moses, saying : All these will I give thee if thou wilt lead them back iuto Egypt 4. Now Mosfs remembered how his father-in-law had a colored temple, and he said, I was a Tailor, and always made u close fit. 6. And Moses said it is writton, "Man shall not live by tailoring alone, but he shall have uu office once and a while." Therefore, he said unto the lord of the lash : Thou art my god, and if thou wilt make "My Policy" President, 1 will be your Moses to lead the children of Isra el backward through the Red Sea of their own blood into bondage. 6. Now, the lord of the lash spoke again unto Moses, saying, Heboid thou art a Taylor and art slow of good speech, lut 1 will make Doolittle and Ha} mood fpeak for thcc, and I will make them bawl ns young calves bawl for milk, and whichever bawls the luu Ic* shall be High Priest in the black temple. CHAPTER IV. 1. Ucii Booth had finished his work, he cried, "Sic Semper Tyrnnnis," und the lord of the lash called him to his bo som, and the P. P. Vs., worshiped him. 2. But c certain Boston Corbet punch ed Roothin the seek, and he departed for a wanner country, to prepare another place for the mighty Tailor. 3. Now, when the wise men of tho East heard what was done, they came to see the child that was born by a dag ffcr, and they fell down and worshipped him. 4. And he said unto himself, I am no longer a Tailor, but I aui "some pump kins." 5. And seeing the great multitude his little foul was trouWoU, and he got up at night and went up into the great White House aud opened his mouth, saying : G. Blessed is the Tailor, for he was once a hvrnc in a city aud now he is Pres ident. '7. Blessed is every man that curteth the nigger, for I was a 8. Blessed arc all those who shall mourn for tho poor Tailor, for they shall be comforted 9. Ble&cd is every uiuu that killed a nigger, for ho is a peace maker and child of the mighty Tailor. 10. Blessed arc those that do huuger and thirst after "My Policy," fur they shall be filled. 11. Blessed are all those who shall hove murdered loyal men tor they shall be made Mayors of cities apd Governors of Statu. 12. Blessed are the States that rebell ed, for they shall be cxaltod. pursed is every umu that curfrtli ii then gger, I r lie aha 1 have no Civ il I!igh;s, ueither shall he have a Bu r an. 14. Cursed is every man "that fought to sustain the luion, for he shall be turned out of « ffice and his place filled with the children of the tribe of Jeflie. 15. Cursed is every man that wor shiped not the T»ilor, for ho is now a mighty man in Israel, and the shadow of his ciose fit may ue seeu in NewJOileans. It! Verily I say unto you, Thadeus aud.Sumner are traitors, and I'orne. is a "Dead Buck," they shall have no office, for 1 am a Tailor. 17. But a certain righteous man cslletT Alexander 11. Stephens, is in favor of '•My Policy," acd he must be admitted into Congress. 18. And furthermore, be it known un to you, that I have a Son-in-law who was Jeffie's Jndge, and he is now a Sen ator from Tennessee. 19. And if he is hot admitted," the mighty' Jailor will make tho earth to quake, for his lord is the lord of the lash aud he has broken up this nation once, aud he can do it again. 20. Verily, I say unto you, when thou prayest, pruy for "My Policy." 21. And if the ten oath be not repeal ed, I will take another close fit. 22. Yo are begotten of My Policy, and I had almost forgotten to meutiou that, I was a Tailor. CHAPIEIt V. 1. Now, when Moses, the Tailor, had come dowu out of the temple, after tell ing his "dead duck" story, the people gathered around him,and a certain scribe said unto him, "Master, I will follow thee whithersoever thou gocst." 2. And he said unto him, I go back into Egypt, follow me, and thou shalt 1-euiain Prime Minister, and heat the goose for me. 3. And immediately tho Scribe called a great concave, and as'tho dog-days wore uear at hand they caved in a Wigwam at the sea shore, and forged anew tho chain to bind a race, and declared to the world that four years of fiendish warfare to destroy the big parchment had made thom better than loyal men. 4. And, furthermore, said the great Scribe, if those Bcbels fail to goveru this sountry 'Mtb the sword, wo will help them. 5. Ana if they cannot do it peaceably they are unworthy the name of 'men it they do not attempt it by force. 0. Now be it known to the friends of this country, that there is a mighty crew, all clad in gtay clothes that Jit nice, for their captain is a tailor. 7. Aud this happy band of loyal tkax toks want the Keystone for Ciymcr and then they will climb the base of Hunker hill aud carry Gettysburg to Boston. 8. And another one of his disciples said unto him, suffer me first togo aud bury my father for he was killed in the wilderness of "My Policy." 9; But Moses said unto him : "Letthe niggers bury the dead, follow My Poli cy and we will have a good thing in '68." 10. Verily, 1 say unto you, the heav ens and the earth shall pass away, but My Policy MUST BE lWsident. 11. Behold! the axe is laid at the root of the tree, aud every tree that sup ports not my policy shall be hewn down and cast into the tire, for I was a" tailor. CHAPTER VI. 1. Now, the people made a Bureau, that those who were loyal should not be persecuted by traitors, but those who had purchased their freedom with their own blood, should enjoy it. 2. But Moses said unto theiu : We are going back in'o Egypt, and we can carry neither Cupboard nor Bureau, nothing but my policy. 3. Rut the people said unto him, Mo ses, thou art a dead duck, we received this Bureau from our father Abraham, and they placed it beside tho Taberna cle of the Covenant, and Moses wept. 4. there were certain uieu called 11 publicans in tho land aud they nven ted a bill of Civil Rights which said ■. jmoii had just as good a right lo swear to the truth as a perjured traitor. 5. But Moses lilted up his voice and said, this cannot be done, it is not My Policy. The nigger is an inferior being, and 1 was a Tailor. 6. But two-thirds of the people said uuto Moses, "Abraham wrote in tho big parchment, that slavery should be no more, and you arc a dead duek." 7. Moses became very wroth and open ed his big mouth again, saying, 8. Men and brethren, we are going back into Egypt, we are no men at all if we suffer such oppression; My Policy, mu*t prevail. 9. I will be your Moses. We will pass the Red Sea ana occupy that fair land which the dratted men have taken, called Can-J die (Canada). 10. Therefore, you. will gather togeth er your tabernacles, your slave pens, your auction blocks, jour chains, your mana cles and your humain chatties, and we will take our old Statutes, our old Con stitution and My Policy with us, and will go where the Democracy went during the war; even unto Can-J die. 11. Now brethren, b« of good cheer, Breckenridge is there. Slidell and Ma son are there. Davis shall go with us.— Vallaudighaui shall go before for he knows the road; we will take the bones of Booth with us and Climcr shall go with Mo6es aud leara tie Tailor busi ness. 12. And when we shall have taken possession of the territories of the New Dispensation, 1 will divide the country into twelve kingdoms according to the twelve tribes of Traitors that have fought under My Policy. 13. Vallaudigham shall have a king dom and Clynier shall have a kingdom, Alexander H. Stephens shall hu\e a kingdom, Orr shall have a kingdom, aud Seward shall have a kiugdotn, but Doo little shall have no kingdom for he has done but little. 14> Nevcithclfsa, every ojta ifcAtiiiJ em a uigg r shall have a kingdom, and every iuan that can BIIOW a commission und«r Davis, or Lee, shall have au office, for I am thy Moses that taketh theo out of the land of Bureaus and Civil Rights into the plagues of Egypt and the house of bond'ige. .CHAPTER VII. 1. Ni.'W there was a certain thing call- I'tlt'lynier, aud he had beeu climbing for many yean to get to be tall among trait ors. 2. And Vallan ligham and Clymer had a dispute as to which should be great cat in the kiugdoui of Jeffie. 3. And Jeffie said tinto them, shame! Why quarrel in such a large country ! 4. Let Valhindigham go into the West ami Clymer into the East, and I will make you both ru ers. 5. An I the people .heard the ovil words of Jeffie, and they threw Vallau dighani one. hundred thousand miles into uiter darkuess. 0. And Moses spoke unto Vallandig liani in a sorrowful tone, saying, "lie main in the wilderness until October, for 1 am coming." 7. And when thou shalt hear the voice of a mighty tailor in the wilderness, cry ing, "dead duck," then thou shalt know that we jouruey for another country and thou shalt go before. 8. And it eamc to pass in thope days there was a great rebellion, and Clymer and YalLndighum strove to see which could do the most lor the dirty rag with one star. !). And Vallandigliam was a mighty | man and he worked in the lead, and as they pulled together Moses Struck Cly mer, to make him pull the harder. 10. And it came to pass, that as he pulled he tore his vlotm fit aud his naked treason-cursed carcass became a great stench in the land. 11. And waking up from their slum bers and seeing they were naked, tlfey said unto each other, let us do as Jeffie did : put on pclly coats, and perhaps we cuu hide. 12. Hut the people said unto Ciynier, the feet of that hundred thousand that carried Yallaudigham out, art at the door and shall i-ooii carry thee out iuto a for eign land where Moses can repair thy close fit, for he is a Tailor. CHAPTER VIII. 1. And it came to pnse as the childien of Israel journeyed in the wilderness they came into a great city called New Or leans, a.id the Butternuts Btood at the corners if the streets with arrows in their hands, and Moses stood afar off aud watched them murder his people. 2. And when the last one *as driven out of the eity, Moses laughed like a Tailor. 4. And spake unto tlic murilorcrs with wings of lightuing, Haying, do it mure, Aarou's roil shall comfort you. 4. Hut the people when they saw Mo ses was bound for Egypt, called liiui to judgment. 5. And in the curiosities of Uncle Sam's house, there was a striped coat of female attire. G. Now this was I lie, same in which Davis hid from the sight of Uncle Sam's men. 7 Ami the people placed this garment upon Mote.-, even as the lord had com manded, and )hey found that it was an exceedingly close fit. 8. In so much that Moses exclaimed, my punishment is greater than I can l.ear. Is it possible that I was born of i he same mother, or begotten of the same lather, for bt hold ! this garment doth fit like a ''dead duck." , 9. Now this is the gospel of the New Dispensation, llcaiken unto the voice of the lord of the lash, and may peace lie with all who dwell in Canada. A lit ile while and I will be with jou all.— Amen - —For I am a Tailor.— Exchange. A New and Grand Fpoch in Medicine! DR. MAOUIEI. is the founder of a new Medical System ! The quantitarians, wh .so vast internal doses cufecble the stomach and paralyze the bowels, must give precedence to the man who restores health and appetite, with from one to two of his extraordinary Pills, and cures the most virnleut sores with a box or so of his wonderful and all healing Salve. These two great specifics of the Doctor are fast superseding all the stereotyped nostrums of the day. hxtraoriiinary cures by Mangiel's fills and Salve have opene I the eyes of the public to the inefficiency of the (so called) remedies of others, ami upon which people have «o long blindly depended. Maggiel's Fills are uot of the cla*s that swallowed by the dozen, and of which every box frtli taken creates an absolute necessity for another. One or two ' Muituicl's Pills suffices to place the bowels in perfect order, tone the stomach, cieates an appetite, an i render the spirits light and buoyant ! There is no griping, and uo reaction in the form of coustipa tion. If the liver is affected, its func tions are restored; and if the nervous system is feeble, it is invigorated. This last quality makes the tncdicincs very desirable tor the wants of delicate fe males. Ulcerous and eruptive disoa.-os are literally extinguished by the discn* feetant power of Maggiel s Salve. In fact, it is here announced that MAOGIEL'S BILIOUS, DYSPEPTIC AND DIARRUEA PILLS cure where all others fail. While for Burns, Scalds, Chilblains, Cuts and all abrasions of the skin, MAQQIEL'S, SALVE is infulliable. Sold by J. MAO OIKL, 43 Fulton Street, New York, and all Druggists, at 25 cts. per box For Sale atDrs. GKAIIAMS& HUS- Drug Store, sole Agents in Butler Pa. (may 9, '6O. —At Erie,iiu his speech, the President said : " I till you all the powers in hell can not turn me from my purpose." Doubtless, they don't want to. Some enterprising waiter filter man ufacturer at 8t Paul, is making tne wes tern people believe that filtered rain wa tSJf i* » ntre Jtiirt for *holer* JTltc Citisrn. WaT" The Largest Circulation oj any Paper in the County. THOMAS ROBINSON. -"- Editor. BUTLER FA. Wnt\i:Sl>AY SKIT. 19, 19« a 49" " Liberty and Union, Now and Forever, One • id 'nteparable."—D. Webster. tHition Jprtct For Governor: Maj-Gen. JOHN W.GEARY OP CUMBERLAND COUNTV. Union Republican County Ticket. CONGRESS. Hon. THOM AS WILLIAMS. ASSEMBLY. HENRY PILLOW, of Butler Co. WM. C. HARBISON, of Lawrence Co. JO3IAII M'PHERRIN,) n JAMES A. LEECII, j Mercer Co. ASSOCIATE JUDGES. JOSEPH CUMMINS, TIIOS OARVEY, SHEIFF. JAS. B. STORY. PROTIIoNOTARY. J. B. CLARK. REGISTER AND RECORDER. SIMEON NIXON. CLERK OF COURTS. FRANK M. EASTMAN. COMMISSIONER. JOHN W. BRANDON. CORONER. JAMES KEARNS. AUDITOR. 0. 11. OUMPPER. 3 yrs. J. CALVIN OLKNN, I yr. TRUSTEES OF ACADEMY. Rev. J. D. LEGO ITT. Rev. JOHN OA I LEV. E. Mc IIJ'NKIN, Eng., 2yrs. Vcff~ II oti. Thomas Williams and other prominent speakers will be here on Mon day eveniug next, being Court week, to address our citizens on the state of the country. Let all our friends from the country turn out. We will u!l be glad to hear once more from our able Represent ative. A large attendance is anticipated. in?)"" Be assessed at once. Remember that Tuesday the 9th of October is elec tion day. All assessments must be made on Saturday week at farthest, but should be made before. Any who wish to take out their natu rulmtion papers should be sure and be in at our next Court, aud attend to it preparatory to the election. Let every loyal vote be polled, and victory—decis ive victory—is assured bejoud a doubt. Tlic Cfluvims. Since 18G0 there has been up. rising of the people as at this time. In Franklin, Erie, Pittsburgh, aud elsewhere, wherever the people have been invited to meet, for the purpose of consultation or demonstration, they have poured out with a will. This is an overwhelming evidence that they realize the enormity of the treachery purposed by the Executive and his advisers, agaiust the party that clc vated them to power, and their deterniiu ation to foil, forever, the designs of trait ors both North and South. Connecticut, Vermont and Maine have all been carried against the influence of the Executive. The last election— Maine—being the most overwhelming be cause his treachery was'the more mani fest. Tho*e who, but a tow weeks ago seem e I to rejoice at this treachery, and at the anticipated beticGts they were to receive from it, now look quite chopfallen. Let our people make a final rally for the right, and Pennsylvania will even beat Maine in the overwhelming character ol her verdict at the next election. In this county we can carry our whole ticket by an average majority of five hundred We hope our friends in the difLreut dis tricts will at once make the necessary ef fort to bring out their whole vote. Let us-tiling Butler couuty back to her old fashioued majorities. Jteif The Richmond Whig seems to take an intelligent view of the political situa tion in the North. In a recent number of that paper we find the following: "It is nit to be expected that a great party that has been built up and consoli dated by almost superhuman efforts —that ha* lor its leaders and supporter* the leading intellect of the North—its schol arship, its most learned and influential ministers of the g ispel—all the Govern ment und other lcadiug State officials, and that was powerful enough to dissolre the President'* Cabinet—can be put down without a great effort." t&r Our friends who hava been at tending the series of meetings arranged throughout the county, report large en thusiastic meetings everywhere. The people are fully awake to the dangers of the hour and their ability- to avert it, and they are de'erminod to do the work of patriot* and to do it well- JtiT'Captain Z e le is the Ch irmiD of the Democratic Executive Couiniitsee. j t he seenH to have doserted hi* post. Where is he ? 'ln 'G3 ho canvassed the county in the interest of Woodward, and frequently took occasion to tell the pub lie 'hat the election of Curtin would bo the "ignsl for anarchy and despotism ! That his elcctiou secured the overthrow of our democratic form of government ! He took the name high ground iu 'O4, in reference to the election of Lincoln - al leging that his election would be the last Presidential eleoiion ever held in this country. Perhaps the Captain thinks that the people might a>k him for ex planations and modifieati ins of his proph ecy ! At any rate the people would like to see thc*Captain on the stuuip. By the by, R seems rather cowardly to see the Democracy dscline an open can vass iu our county. The President has laid aside both consistency and dignity for the purpose of braving Northern sen timent, and pleading the cause of the Southern Rebels, who again wish to rule the nation with the help of t'aeir North ern friends. Are our Copperhead neigh bor* not willing to risk tlionisedtcs in the issue with him ? Come, gentlemen ! the people are very anxious to hear your plea in behalf of treason and against loyalty. In favor of Davis, Stephens, ct. at., to the exclusion of such men as Gen. Hamilton, Judge Sherwood, et. al.. (Jive your friends light ou (bo subject. • (ifrcH 1 p. Our readers are aware of the politic il ■character of the New York Herald. It is one of the most active Conservative journals in the country, yet it never wish es to sink with its party, wheu disaster is stariug it iu the face. It dona good ser vice fot McClellan in 'Ol, but when the populur curreui set in so strong nga.ust hiui as to leave no doubt as to his over, 'vheluiiug defeat, the Herald frau kly ac knowledged the situation aud accep'e 1 it. Its confessions tire therefore looked for with interest, iu its issue of last Wedncs day wo find a long article of which the folio wing is an extract: " The general results of the Mjinc election afc very decisive and very s gn.li cant. They ate staitl ng and ineompra hensibieto the con crv lives, aud nidi cale a POPULAR GROUN DSWELL WHOLLY UN I- XPECTED by tlierad icals themselves. It is manifest to lis that this remarkable election turned more upon the exciting political events of the day, North and South, than upon the ex act political issues presented between the Southern restoration policy of President Johnson and the reconstruction policy'of Congress. Extraordinary results arc gen craliy due to extraordinary causes. Had the Republicans simply had something like their standing majority iu Maine, the result could have been explained by the simple statement that the battle was fought between the Union parly of the w.ir and the old Copperhead peace Be inoeray. BI T THE ENORMOUS I GAINS TO THE REPUBLICAN I VOTE THROUGHOUT THE STATE REQUIRES A LA RUE It EXPLANA TION. * * * * Whatever in*y have been the real causes, however, o[ie rating to bring about tlu> extraordinary results of this Maine election, it is too decisive against the Democracy and con servative! to he limited to Alaine. IIV apprehend that, us in all our political contents oj the post of a national charac ter, the resnh in Maine, inilicutes the yen eral drift of the elections coin in;/ after it throughout the Northern States The prospect now o! a conservative majority in the next Congress is very doubtful, the prospect of another ralical Congress is better than it has appeared at any tune since December last. In short, this Maine election of 18Gt> will probably mark another NEW CHAPTER IN OUK POLITICAL HISTORY, and perhaps ANOTHER REOROANIZA TIO N()F P A KTI ES ANDA NOT H Ell RECONSTRUCTION OK PARTY PLATFORMS for the Presidential elec tion, beginning with the close of the coining elections of October an J Novem ber." After such frank acknowledgements of awaiting defeat, from sueli a high source, it is little wonder that the Johnson men iook blue. Skif Rut a short tunc since the South ern Press took occasion to let us know that uuless the election this fall was very de cisive, they would nit consider the mat ter settled against them. The following from the Richmond Times, would seem to indicate a disposition to acknowledge IIIH situation. It says: While no one anticipated the defeat of the Radicals in any of the New Eng land States, wo have been startlel by their enormous gains in States where it wasanticipated that they would elect their candidates for Congress by decreased ma jorities. Far from gaining a Congress man in Maine, the only district which was reported as doubtful, has returned a Radical Congressman by nearly 4,000 ma jority." SS7~Froa) the following it will be seen that the Democracy are heartily sick of their new Moses. In Maine the Demo cratic papers openly denounce the Pros, ident as the cause of their defeat. The Portland Adcertiier is especially vindic ti.e : "We say unhesitatingly, for it is God's truth, that the timidity and feebleness ot the Executive power in this Stare over the sources and springs of popular influ ence have alone caused the mortifying results in Maine, and the sooner it is known to the President, that he may spare other friends in other States a like fate, the better."' And so it will be everywhere. The President is the heaviest load the demo crats ever undertook to carry. He will £ripk dewu M lts J»l iu >i»in# tfommuuicutions. For ibe Citizen MR. EDITOR :—According to previous notice a largo crowJ of the lojul ladies and citizens of l'enn township assembled »t the lMahoiij House, ou Mon day, to celebrate the lOlh of September, and organize a Geary. Club. The l!!ub was organized by making J. U Dodds President, and John llancy Secretary. The following resolutions were unani mously adopted : Jt'nuheti, That l'erry's victory on the lake and lieary's victo.y on J.nokou' Mountain can never Le hid by (he cloud of Andy Johnson's treason.' Kisulvctt, Tiia' e ry UIUB 1 11 a' b » •-, r borne arms bis cnuiiliy und every man that sympathized 'villi him, is inor ally disqualified either to voteoi h