VOLUME 2. SPEECH OFFREDERICK DOUGLASS At the Annual Meeting oj the Alamachur letts Anli-Shivery Society at Button. MR. PRESIDENT.— I came here, as I come always to the meetings in New Eng land, as a listner. and not as a speaker; and one of the reasons why I have not been more frequently to the meefsngs of this society, has been because of the dis position on the part of sonic of iny friends to call me out upon the platform, even when they knew that there was some dif ference of opinion and of feeling between those who rightfully belong to this plat form and myself; and for four of being misconstrued, as desiring to interrupt or disturb the proceedings of these meetings I lia-e usually kept away, and have thus been deprived of that educating influ ence, which I am always free to confess is of the highest order, descending from this platform. I have felt, since I have lived out West, that ingoing there I par ted from a great deal that was valuable; and I feel, every tiaie I couie to these meetings, that 1 have lost a great deal by making my home west of Boston' west of Massachusetts; for, if anywhere in the country there is to be found the highest sense of justice, or the truest demands for my race, I look for it in the hast, I look for it here. The ablest discussions of the whole question of our lights occur here, arid to be deprived of the privilege of listening to those discussions is a great deprivation. 1 do not know, from what has been said that there is any difference of opinion as to the duty of abolitionists,at the present moment. How can wc get up any dif ference at this point, or at any point, where we arc so united, so agreed? I wejt especially, however, with that word of Mr. Phillips, which is the criticism of Gen Banks, and Gen. Banks's policy.— I hold that that policy is our chief dan ger at the present moment; that it prac tically enslaves the negro, and makes the Proclamation of 1863 a mockery and de lusion. What is freedom? It. is the right to choose one's own employment.— Certainly it means that, it it means any thing ; and when any individual or com bination of individuals, undertakes to decide for any man when he shall work, where bo shall work, at what be shall woi k *nd for what he shall work, ho or they practically reduce him to slavery. (Ap plause.) lie is a slave. That I under stand Gen. Banks to do—to determine for the so called ireedman, when, and where, and what, and for how much he shall work, wheu he shall be punished, and by whom punished. It is absolute slavery. It defeats the beneficent inten tions of the Government, if it has benefi cent intentions, in regard to the lroedoui of our people. I have had but one idea for the last three years, to present to the American people, and tho phrasology in which 1 cloth* it is tho old abolition phraseology. I am for the "immediate, unconditional, and universal" enfranchisement of the black luau, iu every State in the Uuiou. (Loud applause.) Without this, his lib erty is a mockery; without this, you might as well almost retain the old name of slavery for his condition; for, in fact, if he is Dot thcslivc of the individual master, he is tho slave of sociery, and holds his liberty as a privilege, not as a right. He is at the mersy of the mob, and has no meaus of protecting himself. It may be objected, however, that this pressing of tho negro's right to suffrage is premature. Let us have slavery abol ished, it may be said, let us hare labor organized, and then, in the natural course of events, the right of suffrage will be extended to the negro, J do not agree with this. Tho constitution of the hu man mind is such, that if it once disre gards the conviction forced upon it by a revelation of truth, it requires the exer cise of a higher power to produce the same conviction afterwards. The American people are now in tears. The Shenando ah has run blood—the best blood of the North. All around Richmond, the blood of New England and of the North has been shed—of your sons, your brothers and your fathers. We all feel, in the existance ef this Rebellion, that judg ments terrible, wide-spread, far-reaching, overwhelming, are abroad in (be land ; and we feel, in view of these judgments, just now, a disposition to learn righteous ness. This is the honor; Our streets are in mourning, tears are falling at every fireside, aud under the chastuemeut of this rebollion we have almost come op to the point of conceding this gTeat, this all-iuiportant right of suffrage. I fear that if we fail to do it now, if abolition ists fail to press it now, we may not see, for centuries to come, the «sme disposi tion thet exists at this moment, (Ap plause.) Hence, I say,-now is the time" (,o press this right AMERICAN CITIZEN. It may be asked, "Why do you want it? Some men have got along very well without it. Women have not this right." Shall we justify one wrong by another? That is a sufficient answer. Shall we at this moment justify the deprivation of the negro of the right to vote, because some one else is deprived of that privi lege? I hold that women, as well as men, have the right to vote (applause), ami my heart and my voice go with the movement to extend suffrage to woman ; hut that question rests upon another basis than that on which our right rests. We may be asked, I say, why we want it. I will tell you why we want it. We want it because it ig our right, first of all.— (Applause.) No class of men can, with out insulting their own nature, be con tent with any deprivation of their rights We want it, again, as a means for educa ting our race. Men are so constituted that they deprive their conviction of their own possibilities largely from the esti mate formed of them by others. If noth ing is expected of a people, that people will find if difficult to contradict that ex pectation. By depriving us of suffrage, you affirm our incapacity to form an in telligent judgment respecting public men and public measures; you declare before the world that wc are unfit to exercise the elective franchise, and by this means lead us to undervalue ourselves, to put a low estimate upon ourselves, and to feci that we have no possibilities like other men. Again, 1 want the elective franchise, for one, as a colored man, because ours is a peculiar government, based upon a pecu liar idea, and that idea is universal suf frage. If* I were in a monarchical gov- arninent, or an autocratic or aristocratic government, where the few bore rule and the many were subject, there would bono sjieoial stigma resting upon mo, because I did not xereisethe elective franchise.— It would do me no great violence. Ming ling with the mass, 1 should partake of the strength of the mass ; I should be supported by the mass, and I should have the same incentives to endeavor with the mass of my fellow men ; it would be no particular burden, no particular depriva tion ; but bore, where universal suffrage is the rule, where that is the fundamen tal idea of the Government, to rule us out is to itiako us an exception, to brand us with the stigma of inferiority, and to in vite to our heads tho missiles of those about us; therefore, I want the franchise for the black man. There are, however, other reasons, not derived from any consideration merely of our rights, but arising out of the condi tion of the South, and of the country — considerations which have already been ref()rrod to by Mr. Phillips—considera tions which must arrest the attention of statesmen. I believe that when the tall heads of this Rebellion shall have been swept down, as they will bo swept down, when the Davises and Toombses and Stephenses, and others who are leading in this Rebellion shall have been blotted out, there will by this rank undergrowth of treason, to which reference has been made, growing up there, and interfering with, and thwarting the quiet operation of the Federal Government in those States. You will see those traitors handing down, from sire to son, the same malignant spirit which they have manifested, and which they are now exhibiting, with malicious hearts, broad blades, and bloody hands in tho field, against our sons and brother!!. That spirit will still remain; aud whoever sees the Federal Government extended over those Southern States will see that Government in a strange laud, aud not only in a st.-ange land, but iu an enemy's land. A post-inaster of the Unitod States in the South will find himself surrounded by a hostile spirit; a collector in a South ern port will find himself surrounded by a hostile spirit; a United States marshal or a United States judge will be surround ed there by a hostile element. That en mity will not die out in a year, will not die oi|t in an age. The Federal Govern ment will be looMd upon in those States precisely as the Governments of Austria and France are looked upon in Italy at the present uioirieut. They will endeavor; to circumveut, they will eudavor to des troy, the peaoeful operation of this Gov ernment. Now, where will you find the strength to counterbalance this spirit, if you do not find it in the negroes of the South ? They are your friends, and have always been your friends. They were your friends even when the Government did jiot regard them as such; They com prehended the geuius of this war before you did. J.t ks a significant fact, it is a marvellous fact, it seems almost to imply a direct interposition of Providence, that this war, which began in the interest of slavery ou both sides, bids lair to cpd in the interest of liberty on both sides.— (Applause.) It was begun, I say, in the "Let us have Faith that Right makes Might; and in that Faith let us, to the end,dare tc do our duty as we understand it"— A LINOOLN BUTLER, BUTLER COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18 1865. interest of slavery on both sides The South was fighting to take slavery out of the Union, and the North fighting to keep it in the Union ; the Sjuth fighting to get it beyond the limits of the United States Constitution, aqd the North fighting to retain it within those limits ; the South fightingfor new guarantees,and the North fighting for the old guarantee ; —both de spising the negro, both insulting the ne gro. Yet, the negro, apparently endowed with wisdom from on high, saw more clearly the end from the beginning than we did. When Seward said the status of no man in the country would be changed by the war, the uegro did not believe him. (Applause.) When our generals sent their underlings in shoulder-straps 1 to hunt the flying negro back from our lines into the jaws of slavery, from which he had escaped, the negroes thought that a mistake had been made, and that the intentions of the Government had not been rightly understood by our officers in shoulder-straps, and they continued to come into our lines, threading their way through bogs and fens, over briers and thorns, fording streams, swimming livers, bringing us tidings as to the safe path to march, and pointing out the dangers that threatened us. They are our only friends in the South, and wo should be true to them in this their trial hour, and see to it that they have the elective franchise. I know that wo arc inferior to you in some tilings—virtually inferior. We walk about among you like dwarfs among gi ants. Our heads are scarcely seen above the great sea of humanity. The Ger mans arc superior to us; the Irish tire su perior to us; the Yankees are superior to us (laughter) ; they can do what we can not, that is, what we have not hitherto been allowed to do. Bttt while I make this admission, I utterly deny that we are originally, or naturally, or practically, or in any way, or in any important sense, inferior to anybody on this globe. (Loud applause ) This «harge of inferiority is an old dodge. It has been made available for oppression on many occasions. It is only six centuries since the blue-eyed and fair-haired Anglo-Saxons were considered inferior by the haughty Normans, who once trampled upon them- If you read the history of the Norman Comjuejjt, you will find that this proud Anglo-Saxon was once looked upon as of coarser clay (ban his Norman master, and might be found in the highways and by ways of old Eng land laboring with a brass collar on his neck, and th) name of his master marked upon it. You were down then ! (Laugh- Ur and applause.) You ore up now. I am glad you are up, and I want you to be glad to help us up also. (Applause.) The story of our inferiority is an old dodge, as I have said ; for wherever men oppress their fellows, wherever they en slave tlicm, they will endeavor to find the needed apology for such enslavouient and oppression in the character of the people oppressed and enslaved. When we want ed, a few years ago, a slice of Mexico, it was hinted that the Mexicans werean in ferior race, that the old Castilian blood had become so weak that it would scarcely run down hill, and that Mexico needed the long, strong and boncficient arm of the Anglo-Saxon care extended over it. We said that it was necessary to its sal vation, and a part of the "manifest desti" ny" of this Republic, to extend our arm over that dilapidated government. So, too, when ltussia wanted to take posses sion of a part of the Ottoman Empire, the Turks were "an inferior race." So, too, when England wants to set the heel of her power more firmly in the quiver ing heart of old Ireland, the Celts are an "infcrioi race." So, too, the negro, when he is to be robbed of any right which is justly his, is an "inferior man." It is said that we are ignorant; I admit it.— Hut if we know enough to be hung, we know enough to vote. If the negro knows enough to pay taxes to support the government, he knows enough to vote ; taxation and representation should go to gether. If he knows enough to shoulder a musket and fight for the flag, fight for the government, he knows enough to vote. If he knows as aiuch when he is sober as an Irishman knows when drunk, he knows enough to vote, on good American prin ciples. (Laughter and applause.) But I was saying that you needed a counterpoise in the persons of the slaves to the enmity that would exist at the South after the Rebellion is put down. 1 hold thot the American people are bound, not only in to extend this right to the freeduicn of the South, but they are bound by their love of coun try, and by all their regard for the fu ture safety of those Southern States, tod» this—to do it as a measure essential to the preservation of peace there. But 1 will not dwell uppn this. I put it to the American sense of honor. fhs hon- or of a nation is an important thing. It is said in tbe Scriptures. "What doth it profit a man if'he gain the whole world, and loose his own soul ?" It may be said, also, What doth it profit a nation if it gain the whole world, hut lose its honor ? I hold that the American government has taken upon itself a solemn obligation of honor, to see that this war —let it be long or let it be short, let it eost much or let it cost little—that this war shall not cease until every freedtnan At the South has the right to rote. (Applause.) It has bound itself to it. What have you ask ed the black men of the South, the black men of the whole country, to do ? Why, you have asked them to incur the deadly enmity of their masters, in order to be friend you and to befriend this Govern ment. You have asked us to call down, not only upon ourselves, but upon our children's children, the deadly bate of the entire Southern people. You have called upon us to turn our backs upon our masters, to abandon their cause and es pouse yours; to turn against tbe South and in favor of the North ; to shoot down the Confederacy and uphold tho flag.— You havo called upon us to expose our selves to all the subtle machinations of their malignity for all time. And now, what do you propose to do when you come to make peace ? To reward your ene mies,and trample in thedustyour friends? Do you intend to sacrifice the very men who have come to the rescue of your ban ner in the South, and incurred tbe last ing displeasure of their masters thereby? Do you intend to sacrifitffe them and re ward your enemies ? Do you mean to give your enemies the right to voto, and take it away from your friends? Is that wise policy? Is that h-uorable ? Could Americau honor withstand such a blow? Ido not believo you will do it. I think you will sec to it that we have the right to vote. There is something too mean in look ing upon tho negro,when you are in trouble, as a citizen and when you are free from trou bla, asan alien. When this nation was in trouble,in its early struggles, it looked upon the negro as a citizen. In 177G lie was a citizen. Hut the time of tbe formation of the Constitution the negro had tho right to vote in eleven States out of the old thirteen. In your trouble you have made us citizens. In ISI2 (Jen. Jack son addressed us as citizens—''fellow-cit izens." II I wanted us to fight. We were citizens then ! And now when you come to frame a conscription bill, the nsgro is a citizen again. He lias been a citizen just three times in the history of this government, and it has always been in time of trouble. In time of trouble we are citizens. Shall we be citizens in war, and aliens in peace ? Would that be just ? I ask my friends who are apologizing for not insisting upon this right, ifi this country, for the assertion of this right, if he may not look to tho Massachusetts Anti-Slavery Society ? Where under the whole heavens can he look for sympathy, in asserting this right, if ho may not look to this platform ? Have you lifted us up to a certain height to sac that we arc men, and then are any disposed to leave us there, without seeing that we are putin possession of our rights ? We look natu urally to this platform for the assertion of all our rights, and for this one especi ally. I understand the anti-slavery sooie ties of this countcy to be based ontwo prin ciples,—first, the freedom ofthc blacksof country; and,second, the elevation of this them. Let me not be misunderstood here. lam not asking for sympaty at the hands cf abolitionists, sympathy at the hands of any. I think the American people are disposed often to be generous rather than just. I look oyer this coun try at the present time, snd I see Edu cational Societies, Sanitary Commissions, Freedmen's Associations, and tho like, —all very good : but in regard to the col ored people there is always more that is benevolent, I porccive, than just, mani fested towards us. What I ask for the negro is net benevolence, notpity, notsympathy, but simply justice. (Applause.) The American people havo always ,beeu anx ious to know what they shall do with us. Geo. Banks was distressed with solicit ude as to what he should do with the ne gro. Everybody has asked the question, and they learned to ask it early of the abolitionists, "What shall we do with the negro ?" I have but one answer from the begining. Do nothing with us.— Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us. If tho apples will not remain oo the tree of their own strength, if xhey are worm-oaten at the core, if th'ey are al ready ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! lam pot tying them nor fasten ing them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the negro cannot gtan4 on his own legs ! Let him alone! If you see him on his way to school, let him alone, —dou't disturb him ! If you see him going to.u dinner-table at a hotel, let him go 1 If you see him go ing to the brllot-box, let him Alone. — don't disturb him 1 (Applause.) if you see him going into a work shop, just let him alone, —your interference is doing liini a positive injury. Gen. Dank's "prep aration " is of a piece with this attempt to prop up the negro. Let him fall if ho cannot stand alone 1 If the negro can not live by tho line of eternal justice, so beautifully pictured to you in the illus tration used by Mr. Phillips, the fault will not be yours, it will be his who made the negro, and established that line for his government. (Applause.) Let liiin live or die by that. If you will only untie his hands, and give him a chance, I think he will live. lie will work as readily for himself as tho white man. A great ma ny delusions have been swept away by this war. One was, that the negro would not woi lc; lie hus proved his ability to work. Another was, that he would not fight; that bo possessed only the most sheepish attributes of humanity; was a perfect lamb, or an "Uncle Tom ;" dis posed to take off his coat whenover re quired, fold his hands, and bo whipped by anybody who wunted to whip him.— But the war haß proved that there is a deul of human naturo in the negro, and that "he will fight," as Mr. Quiiiey, our President, said, in earlier days than these, •'when there is a reasonable probability of his whipping anybody." (Laughter and applause.) Away With Him I Dolorpliol'ia dies hard, and it must l ominty, and from State to State, finding nowhere n rest ing place, nowhere compassion and suoeor. nowhere a home, nowhere esonpo tr;)m in genuous and unceasing enmity, the sooner he in released iruw au existence so iieera* ble the more fortunate will he be. Even if it should turn out to be all a mistake, he can hardly be worse off in the worst condi tion of the future life than he has been in this. With no feeling but that of pity, and moved by the sincereit oopimiferution, we submit our plan to the notiee of the kind hearted no 1 charitable, nnd recninmor)(l a public meeting at Conper Institute tq inau gurate the movement.— N. ¥ TRIBUNE. Be Clean and Tidy. " When I vvussii years old," says I\ well known merchant, " my father died, leaving nothing to my mother hut the charge of my self and two young sisters. After selling the greater part of the housuhold furniture she owned, sho took two small r. omit in W street, and there, by her needle, u<>n> trived 111 someway—bow 1 1 cannot te 1, when i collected the little monoy for which the worked—to support us in comfort. Frequent ly, howerer, ] remember that our sueptr was pimply a slice of bread, eu-one I by hunger, and niado inviting by the neat man ner in which our meal was served, i-ur ta ble ulways being spread with n cloth, whioh, like my good mother's heart, seemed ever to preserve n (now white purity. Wjping his eyes tho merchant continued : '' Mpeaking of those days leiniuds me of the time He sat down lo the table one evening, and my mother having asked the blessing of our heavenly Fall eron her littlo dcfunoo less ones, in tones of tenderness that I ro meuibor yet, she divided the lemnont of her only loaf into three pieces, placing one iti each of our plates, but reserving none or herself. I slple round to her and was about to tell her that 1 win riot hungry, when n flood of tears burst from bet eyes, and she clasped me to her b sum. Our meiil was left untouched j we mt op lute that night and what we said I cannot Mil. I know timt my inothor talked to me more as a companion than a ohil 1. Vi hen wo knelt down to pray I gave up myself to be tho 1-ord's, and tosrrve my mother. " Dti'," sai 1 he, " this is nt telling you how nenines* made my fortune. It was some time lifter this that my mother found an ndverti emerjt in the ncwspiiper for an errand boy in a commissi >n house in 15 street. Without being needful to wait to have my clothes mended, for my mother alwnys kept them in good order, and nltlio' on close inspection, they bore traces of more than one patch, yet on the whole, they look" ed very neat ; without wai;ing to arrange my hair, or clean my shoes, for I was ob liged to observe, from my earliest youth the most perfoct neatnoss jtj every respect my inothur sent me to gee if I could obtain the situation. With a light step I started, for I had long wis'iud my mother to allow me to do something to assist her " My heart beat fast I assure you, as 1 turned out of w ■ ■ into B— -streets, and> made luy wuy along to the number my mother hud given ine. 1 sumn>oued all the courage I could muster, and stepped b'iskly into the warehouse, apd found my way into the counting house, and uiude known tho object of my calling. Tho mer chant smiled, and told me there was anoth er boy who had come a little bet ire me, who he thought he should engage- How ever, he askod me some question, and wont ' ut an 1 talked wilii the other boy, who stool in the buck part of tho office- '1 he result was that the lad had been dismissed, and 1 entered the merchants einp'oyment, fir.tt at an errand boy, then as a clerk, afterward as a partner until his dentil, when he left me tho wholo of the stosk in trwle. After I had been in his service some years, he told me ihe reason he choose me preference to the other boy tyas because of the gener al neatness of my person ; while in refer ence to the other lad he noticed that he neg lecied to be tidy. To this simple circum stance ban probably been owing the greater part of my success in business " A Nn hville dispatch of the Oth lays : —At Howling Green yesterday the Sheriff of that county had in custody two negroes, convicted in the County Court, of the murder of another negro, and who were then in custody and on their way to the penitentiary, at Nashville. Upon their arrival at Bowling Green, liy., and when in the act of changing cars, the Sheriff was sarrouniii'"' by \ il.tachnieut of colored guards, whu detrsnded the re lease of the prisoners, which being refu ;<:d they took them by force, removed thair hand caffs,, and set thenj at liberty.— With fixed bayonets, they defied th* Sheriff and his party, threatening death to all who opposed them. —Poetry w like a pair of skates, with which, upon the pure, smooth crystalUd floor of the "ideal" you may easily (skim, but miserable are they whe thump about upon the common streets. . —'The day of death is scaraely more momentous than every day. Bota alike olose another day on ths past 1 acd apen a new one to the future; and mora thaa that is in the power of neither. , —A respectable Scotch woman, in Loo don, has been brought before the police courts three hudrcd and fifty (SpO,) times for drankenc«s. NUMBER 44. Anecdote of Mr. Lincoln. In his speeoh at the Merchant's Han. quet to the Odd Fellows, in Baltimore, Mr. John W. Garrett, President of the Baltimore and Ohio Kailroad, related thg following incident: lly his request I accompanied Presi dent Lincoln, immediately after the battle of Antietaiii, to the scene of that san guinary conflict. After passing over the Baltimore and Ohio lloadfroin Washing ton to Harper's Ferry, I continued with him, by his desire, during the memorable period he spent with the office™ and sol diers of the Federal ar>ny, an I amongthe hospitals and the wounded upon thi|t bloody field. As in accord with the spirit of your fraternity, I will mention a seeno which occurred in one of those hospitals which bedewed many eyes. The President ex amined, kindly and tenderly, into the con, dilioti and care of the Federal wounded, He also passed through the hospitals where wore placed tho Confederate woun ded. Many of these hotphtls, in view of tho large number of the wounded, were improvised from the barns upon and in tho vicinity of the field of battle.— Passing through one of these, the mid dle space of an extensive Hwitzer barn, where a large number of Confedouite wounded hy, the President stopped about the centre of tho apartment, opposite a youth of striking appearance, probably of, eighteen or twenty ypijrs of age. 110 lay looking vory feeble and pallid. He had three straws in his hand, and was feebly moving them to kpep the insects from his face. The President asked "if ho had received all necessary attention 1" lie ropliod that "he had—tjiat. his right log had been amputated." The President responded : "I trust you will get well." Tho youth—great tears rolling from his eyes, said: "No; I am sinking; I shall die." The President loaned tenderly over him nnif said: "Will yon shake hands with me ? I remarked : "This is Presi dent Lincoln." He attempted to raise his band, and give it to the President.— The President asked him : Where aro you from '! "From Georgia." Again the President expressed the hope, still hold ing his hand, that ho would recover.— ■No," said the youth, "I shall never Bee my mother again—l shall die." Tho President still held his hand, and fervently ejaculated, while ho w»pt, and bis tears mingled with those of the suf ferer, " may God bless you, and restoru, you to your mother »nd your homo."—, Amid all the sad scenes of that field of carnage, coming forth from that sancti fied spot, I said, "Mr President, such kindness will make missionaries of good will of the soldiers who return South to their homes." The president then ex pressed his wishes generally to those ac companying h : m, that all the wounded and all the sufferers should b« kindly treated, and in the course of conversa tion thereafter, expressed sanguine Ijopea that at an early day, instead of such scenes of suffering, scenes of eoncord and good feeling, and a restored Ucuiion, would be speedily realized. Is A Foo.—A few day* ago tnere liv ed in the town of —a son of Judge 8., whoju we will call Joo, who frequent ly imbibed more than than he could com fortably carry. There also resided in the neighborhood a painter named W., wad a great practical joker. On one occasion Joe came into YV.'s saloon, and rather early in the morning got very much in toxicated, and tinally fell asleep in hi* chair. Joe was very neat sighted, aoi always wore specs. After he had .slqpt some time, W., took off his specs, black ened the glasses, put them back again, lighted the lamp, and awoke Joe, telling him tha( it was about twelve o'plock at night, and he wanted to shut up. J<,« started and remarked that he had sle-.i, some time. W., then said— " Joe, it is very dark, aud if you wiLl bring it back again, I will lend you ■ lan tern. W,, lighted a lantern, gave it to Joe, and helped him up stairs. Joe went ofj home, up the main business street, in the middle of the day, with hia lantern, everybody looking at hiia and wondering what was the matter. —A friend has a doggo serious, that' s even his tail has not , the least bit of a wag about it. —"Once more unto the breech," aa the schoolmaster said when be whifpea the dunce. —An Irishman sent to trim a young orchard, was asked at night if he had fin ished. "No," said he j"1 have cut th« trees all down, and will trim them tomor row. —Eighty-five pardon warrants ~wera' . signed by the President vWstmliV'' —'Til makes man of you." aa sculptor said to the marWn 0 .prissx**