c . Established In 1828.
3D. AVST^VTZ
J Editor and Proprietor
t ■
£»" DANVILLE, PA., Ndv. 30, 1906..
JWblished every Friday nt Danville, the
£ r coutJiy #eiit of Montour county, l J a., at SI.OO a
year in advance or 81.23 If not paid hi ad
vance ; and no paper will bo discontinued
tfu\jl all arrearage is paid, except at the 1
<yptl<>'nrtf the publisher.
Hates of advertising made known on ap
plle&tion. Addrexh all eommunicatlons to
, THE INTELLIGENCER,
DANVILLE, PA.
r
FORMS OF INSANITY.
Premonitory Syiuptoma by : Which
They May lie Detected.
There are certain premonitory symp
toms of the more prevalent forms of
Insanity that can be counted on, as a
general thiug, as Infallible.
In paresis, which is claiming its tlc
tims in tremendous numbers, there are
many physical slgrs that are almost
incontrovertible.
The exaggerated twitching of the
facial muscles in conversation, the oo
casloual tendency of the eye to turo
outward, the weakness of the legs,
the flabbiness of all muscles, are pre
„ Hlnlnary symptoms that give warning
; that a man is abeut to break down.
With the victim of mania—the manl
afi— the symptoms are often similar to
, .those found In melancholia, though
generally the disease gives the victim
an appearance of great elation. The
eyes are abnormally bright, tho fea
tures are alert and tense and an air of
tremendous excitement Is apparent
This Is from a constant fear that some
thing Is about to happen.
Another form of Insanity Is prevalent
among younger persons. Excessive
«. strain, continual worry or trouble, al
' lfed to a weakened physical system,
are the causes. It manifests itself
through the gradual loss of some facul
ty that has been all right till now.
The loss of memory for details Is an
alarming symptom and one that should
be given careful and Immediate atten
tion. The patient, if taken at the right
j time, may be cured, but not after the
disease has got a firm hold on him.
Paranoia, which Is a very prevalent
.. << type of Insanity, Is almost Invariably
* Indicated by a peculiarly self satisfied,
conceited expression of countenance.
The patient poses, sneers contemptu
ously and In every way shows his tre
mendously "stage struck" condition.
He is absolutely controlled by the
"ego." Everything to him is *T, I, L"
, lie is a monomaniac with one set Idea,
a single purpose.—Dr. Graeme M. Ham'
moud In New York World
ATTAR OF ROSES.
Hon Thin Del leiouM nml Kxpenalvt
l'erfuiue In Made.
The word "attar" Is from tho Arab
"ltr" and means perfume. So attar of
roses Is simply perfume of roses. It Is
brought from Turkey and the East In
dies in small vials and Is very costly.
Even on the spot where it is manufac
tured It Is extremely dear, because it
requires 100,000 well grown roses to
yield but 180 grains of attar.
Its high price causes It to be often
adulterated with some essential or fix
ed oil or with spermaceti. However,
, , the adulteration may be detected by
testing It In a watch glass with a drop
of sulphuric acid. If the attar be pure
It will remain colorless, for pure attar
of roses Is colorless, but If It bo adul
terated It will become darkened.
In rofee fields, where the roses are
grown for tho purpose of making tho
attar, the bushes are planted In rows.
In the early morning they are laden
with beautiful roses, but ere noon
conies they are all gathered and their
petals distilled In clay stills, with twice
their weight of water.
The water that "comes over" Is put
Into perfectly clean vessels and Is then
carefully covered witb damp muslin
clothes to keep out dust and insects. It
Is afterward exposed to the night air
or to artificial cold. By morning a
v »• lilm is swept off with a feather and
j?'/. v.ery carefully transferred to a small
vial. Night after night this process is
repeated until ail of the precious oil is
.separated from the water.
BUSINESS SENSE.
V ' '
A Well Ordrrcil Desk Meana a Well
Ordered Mind.
"There's one piece of advice," said
the senior partner, "that I'd like to
,give every young man taking a busi
ness position with a desk attached to
It. It's this: Keep your desk clean.
What I mean by having a desk clean
is keeping everything possible off it
except that which Is %elated to the
matter in hand. I've observed in my
; time a good iua.\y men in their offices,
nnd I can say that with very few ex
- . ceptlons the real men of affairs are
those who are free from clutter.
X "With a lot of papers in front of you
* It's almost a certainty that some hour
In the day you're going to be flustered,
and very likely it will be just when
you want a clear head. The old idea
that a mass of material every which
way on the desk is a sign that a person
Is full of business is pretty well out
worn. Such a collection not only indi
cates a lack of order, but also is a sign
that nervousness may be expected from
the man in the chair. What with filing
cabinets and other devices no excuse
can be offered nowadays for confusion.
"A well ordered desk means a well
ordered mind, a mind taking up one
thing at a time and giving it the proper
attention. It denotes regularity and
concentrated, effective effort." New
York Press.
Not a Barber Shop.
A Connecticut clergyman, says a
fwrlter in I.ippincott's, while visiting
friends once tucked his napkin into his
collar to protect his clothing from the
) Juice of the grape fruit at breakfast,
lie laughed as he did it and said it re
minded him of a man he once knew
*vho rushed Into a restaurant and, seat
ing himself at a table, proceeded to
tuck his napkin under his chin. He
J then called a waiter and said, "Can I
get.luncheon here?"
"Yes," responded the waiter in a dig-
V jilfled manner, "but not a shampoo."
Life on tlie Farm.
Real life on the farm means corn In
abundance, hogs a-plenty, cows enough
4 to keep every vessel on the place over
flowing with milk, horses for every
member of the family, chickens, tur
keys, geese, ducks, fruit in season and
out of season, babies and good cheer
nil the yer.r round.—Houston (Tex.;
Post.
Very Ml in pie.
"Miss Short says she's thirty, but I'm
Bure she is thirty-six. every year of it."
"Well, you see, she was six Ldfore
she learned to count"
Noblest Birth 1
( By Honore Willsie c
\ Copyright, 1000, by C. 11. Sutcllffo /
Ilarvell lay In the bottom of his ca
uoe. The canoe was tied a few feet out
from the shore, and the river, deep,
powerful and mysterious, tugged at the
frail little craft. But Ilarvell did not
heed the call. The darkness was deep,
yet luminous, with the promise of an
early moon, and the night wind that
swept from shoreward was sweet and
heavy with the fragrance of blooming
rushes.
Harvell stared upward to the stars,
every sense as keenly alive to the
beauty of the scene as if mind and
heart had not been given over for days
to the problejn which he had thrown
himself into the canoe to solve. Final
ly he stirred restlessly and said half
aloud:
"No. It's no use. I can't do It. She la
too flue and thoroughbred for a great,
common born chap like me to marry.
"MAROARET!" HE CRIED.
And.—no, even If she should be will
ing, which is an Insane thought on my
part, I've no right to let her sacrifice
herself. I'll stay until tomorrow and
then plead business aud disappear."
There was a little stir near the pier,
as of the underbrush, then a woman's
voice, wonderfully clear and sweet:
"Let's sit here and wait for the moon
to rise. The bungalow Is so close and
hot tonight."
Harvell caught his breath. It was
she. The voice that replied he recog
nized as that of his married sister, who
was chaperoning the bungalow party.
"You haven't been yourself at all, Mar
garet, during the entire week."
"I know it, Agnes." The voice, with
its tired note, was very touching, and
Harvell stirred restlessly. "I'm use
less to inj'self and every one else —
every one else," she repeated, as If to
herself.
"Oh, nonsense! Peggy, you are too
fine and wholesome to talk so. I
wish"— Agnes stopped as If not daring
togo on.
Margaret's voice continued: "I want
you to help me to steal off tonight,
Agnes. I want togo home, aud I may
joint the Westburys and goto Paris.
The stage goes down at 0 and I am
going to catch it and steal off without
a word to any one. Please, Agnes."
The perspiration started to Harvell 1 !
face as he strained his ears to catch
Agnes' reply. When It came he gasped:
"Sometimes I think brother Pari is a
fool!"
Margaret's voice was stern. "Agnes,
1 wish you would never mention Paul
Ilnrvell's name to me. I" But hei
voice was growing too faint for tho
man In the canoe to distinguish her
words, strive as he would.
"They've started back to the bunga
low," he thought. "I am a cad to have
listened even thus much. But, anyhow,
I've lived up to the adage. I wonder
why I'm a fool"
Suddenly a realizing sense of Mar
garet's words came to him. Sh-i was
going away, going within an hour,
and all that he had been feeling for a
year was unsaid. For a moment hla
stern resolve of the early evening was
forgotten. Then he sat erect, every
muscle tense with stress of feeling.
"It's better so," he said bitterly. "It's
my business to begin to forget. If she
never wants to hear my name again."
He looked off toward the bank, then
gave a startled exclamation. The piei
had disappeared. Ills canoe was float
ing rapidly down stream, while his
paddle was safely locked In the boat
house.
"I must be almost on the rapids," he
thought. With the thought the boat
turned the bend that had shut off the
sound of the falls and the canoe was
in the whirlpool. To swim was out ot
the question, for in the river here was
a mass of jagged rocks hidden in seeth
ing water. Almost instantly the canoe
was broken and capsized. Ilarvell.
dazed and bruised, clung to a project
lng rock that had wrecked him. Fight
as lie would with all the force of his
wonderful physique, he was dashed
again and again upon the stones. Yel
as he fought he was conscious of only
one thought:
"I must get there. I must have just
one word with Margaret before she
goes."
Then lie gave a cry of remembrnnce.
He, with the other men of the camping
party, had been planning a footbridge
across the rapids. The week before
with infinite toil they had laid a single
line of heavy planks on the projecting
rocks from shore to shore. They were
not yet fastened in any way, their
heavy weight serving to balance them
-airly weir on the stones. The aan~
ness, not yet lighted by the moon, con
cealed the planks, but clinging des
perately with one hand Ilarvell felt
about with the other and by rare good
luck found a plank, wet and slippery
with spray, on a neighboring rock.
With infinite toil he raised himself out
of the water inch by inch until at last
ha.<uwu">lw"l ♦ »»<» irruuf utnna anil folt
the teetering plank.
Then on hands and knees he started
for the shore. Blinded by sprays, the
planks half turning so that he could
only pause, struggling with rigid mus
cles for balance, Ilarvell crawled along
the foot wide planks. And with each
pause came new discouragement. Mar
garet would surely be gone. In a
panic of haste he slipped and fought
liis way, now half in the boiling water
half on the slimy rocks, now again on
the plankway, gaining toward his goal
foot by foot. At last one final spring,
juid Jjtf felt again the solid earth be
neath him. Without thought of his
dripping clothing he started op Ids
"hairTnlie run through the woods to the
bungalow.
"If the moon would only come up!"
he thought as he tore his way through
the heavy underbrush. "If—if only I
am not too late! 1 am going to tell her
anyhow, just to prove to her that I am
a fool. I suppose— Oh, here Is the
stage road!"
On up the sandy road, his clothes
half dry with his rapid pace, then with
the groat edge of the summer moon
peering over the top of the pines, he
perceived a dim tigure standing by the
roadside. The figure shrank back a lit
tle at the night of the man storming
up the roail. Ilarvell passed.
"Margaret:" he cried.
"Yes," answered quietly the sweet,
clear voice that never failed to thrill
him.
"Margaret, why do you go?"
Margaret, too surprised by his sudden
appearance to be startled by his know!
edge of her movements, made no reply.
"Because," Ilarvell plunged on,"1
annoy you with attention, because I
hang on your every word and glance,
because I am an ordinary chap with n*
ancestors, and you are tlic personifica
tion of culture and delicacy—is that It,
Margaret?"
"You have no right to speak that
way, Paul," said Margaret, in her quiet
voice.
"No, but isn't that true?" persisted
Ilarvell. The moon was well above tho
treetops now. By Its light he could
see the look of pride with which Mar
garet drew herself up.
"So you think me a snob? You know
me well Indeed!"
"Know you," replied Ilarvell miser
ably—"no, I know nothing, except
that I love you and that I can never
hope to marry you."
There was a long pause. The sum
mer night was very fair around them.
The girl before him seemed to Ilarvell
a part of the wonder of the night.
"You think, then," said Margaret,
"that I am too brainless to admire your
fine mind, your splendid physique?
Being, you say, well born, I must bo a
snob."
Ilarvell drew a long breath. "Mar
garet," he said, "will you marry me?
Will you say yes, Margaret?"
"Not until 1 have told you," answered
the low voice, "that I was born ami
bred In poverty In the mountains of
Tennessee, that I am finely born only
as every American Is finely born, and I
am proud of It."
The sound of stagecoach wheels came
up the road, but already the two
figures were far up the path that led
to the bungalow.
Men Arc DlKßfr Noir,
Until the sixteenth century armor
developed In a logical way, its forms
were governed by the necessities of
war, and changes In It were the re
sult of practical experience and actual
experiment on the battlefield. After
the sixteenth century It became fan
tastic and meaningless, a gala costume
rather than a harness. The greatest
captains opposed Its use, but the no
bles clung to It as a mark of distinc
tion. After It was made bullet proof
It became so enormously heavy that at
the end of the sixteenth century It
was complained that gentlemen of thir
ty were even at that age deformed by
the weight of their armor. In spite of
the huge armors of Ilenry VIII., of
Anthony of Burgundy and of some oth
ers, the average size of the modern
man Is greater than that of the sol
dier of the middle ages and the re
naissance, If we can judge from the
armor preserved !n the museums of
England and the continent, which are,
with few exceptions, small and nar
row, especially the leg and thigh
pieces.—London Mall.
Shrinking Flannel.
All good flannel Is shrunk before be
ing offered to the public, and the proc
ess is carried on by the most experi
enced cloth workers. The flannels are
placed between two heavy wet sheets
first and left In that position for twen
ty-four to thirty-six hours. When re
moved they are spread out on specially
prepared rails In a drying room heated
by steam pipes, where they are allow
ed to remain until thoroughly dry. The
next process is to place the lengths of
the flannel in folds between layers of
glossy paper and subject It to a press
ing by hydraulic machines. The moro
pressure they are subjected to the more
valuable and heavy the flannels be
come.—London Graphic.
An rnernllant Wlih,
In the court of sessions in Scotland
the Judges who do not attend or give
a proper excuse for their absence are
by law liable to a fine. This law, how
ever, Is never enforced, but It Is com
mon on the first day of the session for
the absentee to send an excuse to the
lord president. Lord Stonefleld hav
ing sent such an excuse, on the presi
dent mentioning it the late Lord Jus
tice Clerk BraxtieUl said In his broad
dialect, "What excuse can a stout fel
low like him ha'e?" "My lord," said
the president, "he has lost his wife."
The Justice, who was fitted with a
Xantippe, replied: "lias he? That Is a
glide excuse indeed. I wish we had a'
the same."
Heal Evidence.
"My only objectiou to the young
man," said the father, speaking of the
youth who proposed to his daughter,
"is that he doesn't seem to have the
least bit of sense or foresight."
"But," answered the mother, "he has
as much sense as you had when you
ashed for my hand."
"Confound It! That's just why I ob
ject to him."—Philadelphia Inquirer.
DESTINY OF THE JEW.
To Give the World a llomoffcneoaa
Humanity, Ha> N Walter Hnrt.
Zionism, as It presents Itself to me,
Is a beautiful but a barren dream. It
Is the noble conception of a splendid
sentimentalist, born from the grand
brain and nursed in the great heart
of Theodore Herzl and well calculated
to Inspire the Imagination of a peoplo
that have cherished through the cen
turies Its Imperishable Ideals. It Is the
flower of a mighty love that never can
know a momentary fruition.
In this claunlshness of the Jew, en
gendered by iiges of persecution, we
find the philosophy of conditions that
appear to us as cruel. Ills has been but
a preparatory experience. The strong
est bond of brotherhood In the world
today Is that of Jewish blood. It la
the red badge of a freemasonry found
ed on a community of suffering, and
Its ritual is written large upon each
heart In letters of pain. And this It Is
that at last will weld the world to
gether. With the Infusion of Jewish
blood Into the universal social body—a
blood becomo so distinctive that it
will tincture tlio whole vast volume
men will meet from the ends of tho
earth and, looking In each other's fae#,
will recognize a clansman.
This Is the destiny reserved for tho
Jew—tills Is his socioioglc function
to break down the barriers of race
that partition society Into nations and
give to the world a homogeneous hu
manity.—Walter Hurt in Ctilturlst
Maria's ]
Interference
> By Constance D'Arcy Mackty (.
\ Copyright, 19i4J, by Ruby liouglus /
"Heaven deliver me fiiqm neiglijagriiH".
grumbled Mart a to herself as she
♦lusted Professor Travers' study. From.
Its windows she could look across to
the uex.t lawn, where a girl In an en*-
broldered dress was tending a flower
garden, a lace parasol In one hand and
a ridiculously small green watering
can in the other. At her heels parked
a tiny dog, and It would have been
hard to tell which Maria regarded with
the more disapproval, the toy spaniel or
its owner.
The next door house had been vacant
so many years that Marta looked on its
npw purchasers, the Gainshoros, in the
light of Intruders, ns the little village
of Hampstead was seldom frequented
by summer people. For this reason
Professor Travers made It his retreat
the moment cohege closed in order to
escape the festivities of commencement
—cheering students, pink Ice cream
and a host of enthusiastic girls had no
charms for him. He was bored by the
former and too deeply absorbed In his
books to notice the latter. • Foi* this
Marta, his middle aged housekeeper,
was supremely grateful. She jtad
taken care of him too many years to
relinquish her supremacy without a
struggle.
"But It will come some time/' said
John, her husband. "Love is like the
measles. And the older he Is when ho
takes it the harder It will go with
him."
"He Is thirty-five and It hasn't come
yet," answered Marta hopefully.
She had nursed Travers through
many childish ailments and felt herself
capable of warding off this most dan
gerous ailment of all. So she guarded
his solitude with watchful zeal. She
hud a horror of Intruders, especially
young and feminine ones, and the near
ness of Betty Gainsboro was a positlvo
menace to her peace of mind.
"Running about In high heeled slip
pers and wearing big, fluffy hats, just
"on, won't you tlease stop?" besought
A SWEET VOICE.
as If a freckle or two would hurt her!"
sniffed Marta, though It was undenia
ble that the face beneath the wide
brims was wlusomely attractive.
The professor caught his first glimpse
of It one afternoon as he came home
through his orchard after a morning
spent in the woods near by. One coat
pocket bulged with specimens,' tha
other contained his notebook, and ho
hurried along the grassy path, wonder
ing if Marta had kept luncheon wutt-"
lug, when from the branches of a
gnarled apple tree above him came a
great rustling. r ii
"Oh, won't you please, stop?'-,
sought a sweet voice. , \ 1 *
The professor halted, blinking up
ward into the leaves, where a pretty,
embarrassed face looked out like a
Dryad In distress.
"I'm up here, and I can't get down,
so I'm afraid I'll have to ask you for
help."
To the professor, unused to climbing
any tree save that of knowledge, the
feat was extremely dlllicult. Yet he
managed It skillfully enough and swung
himself up to where Betty sat. Then
slowly, holding very tight to his hand,
she made her descent, ending with a
jump and a frightened little laugh.
"I won't do that again," she de
clared. "It's been awfully good of you
to help a neighbor in distress, especial
ly when she's been trespassing 011 your
property."
Travers said that he hoped she would
trespass as often as she liked, and side
by side they moved homeward through
the long orchard grass. lie saw hpr to
her own gate, and next day wheu,tbey
went for a stroll by the Hainpstead
river Marta's worst fears seemed real
ized. Iler consternation increased
when Travers began to look to his
canoe that ho had not used In years,
humming a college glee ns he worked.
"If he Is drowned It will be the
fault of that flighy piece next door!"
wailed Marta.
Tie began, too, to take an alarming
Interest In his personal appearance, a
thing he had never done before. lie
£ave up his somewhat seedy coats and
queer, loose collars, and a box present
ly arrived from New York bearing the
hall mark of a fashionable tailor, And
Marta felt that a crisis had been reach*
?d when the loss of some of the finest
specimen ts of flora In Travers' collec
tion only moved him to a temporary
regret. He 110 longer spent his days
poring over books. Instead, he stifled
the moods of Miss Betty Gainsboro,
and came to the conclusion thjat there,
was nothing 6n oarth moro iwcom«
hensible than a woman. Once, miett"
the canoe had nearly overturned,'she
had shown herself valiant in ttie race
of danger, yet the sight of a tiny gaUer
snakc made her seek refuge on tho
uearest feuce, where she perched in a
panic till Travers had killed it.
One evening when Travers was re
turning from a lecture he had given at
the summer school of an adjoining
town he noted a tall young fellow,
fair haired and broad of shoulder, ge|
off at the llampstead station and strike
along the village road like one accus
tomed to the place. The professor fol
lowed a little In the rear. At the
Gainsboro gate the young fellow turn
ed, and Betty, who was lingering on
tho Ui How tn liiSSt ** l VJiLjl
"Oh, Dick!" she cried, an unmlatak
able thrill of surprise and Joy in her
voice. Of the rest Travers saw and
heard nothing. lie stepped back quick
ly Into the shadows. What had
he to be l a witness of a lovers' meet
ing?
"You must have had a tiresome day,"
laid Marta solicitously, "for you're as
white as a sheet."
"I'm an old fool" groaned Travers
to himself, "an old fool! llow could I
ever have supposed that she could care
for me? Why, I'm nothing but a.book
worm— all : my life has been spent In
musty volumes and clam rooms, and
now"— He looked toward the Gains
boro house, where the glimmer of a cig
arette shone like a firefly through the
darkness and the cheerful tunk-a-tunk
of a banjo came on the night air.
"Love," said the professor slowly, "was
not intended for me."
Thereafter, to Marta's satisfaction,
he stayed. Indoors, forsaking his canoe
and applying himself listlessly to his
books. But Marta was quick to read
the signs and soon realized that all was
not well with the young professor.
That he should fall In love had been
tronble enough, but to be refused by a
chit of a girl with no more brains than
a butterfly, that was not to be borne,
and Marta's anger rose the longer she
thought of It. But when, after artfully
questioning the professor, she found
that he had not asked Miss Betty
| Gainsboro to marry him, then there
raged in Marta's heart a battle between
the desire for her own supremacy and
the desire for Travers' happiness. The
latter conquered.
| "I see," she remarked to Travers as
she entered his study bright and early,
duster In hand, "I see that Miss Gains
boro's cousin, who's been visiting there,
has gone. He's going to marry a girl
out west and Miss Gainsboro's to be
bridesmaid. Just read it In the paper
I this morning. I'm sorry to disturb you,
professor, but you know this Is clean
lug day.l won't be long. Suppose you
go out In the orchard and wait till I'm
through?" Marta had seen the flicker
of a white dress between the trees.
Travers, absentmlndedly clutching a
paper knife, went out Into the orchard
In a happy daze and came face to face
; wtyh Betty Gainsboro.
j "Looking for specimens?" she de
, mauded, a catch of laughter In her
tone.
"No," said Travers, "for I've found a
perfect oue at last, a rose of all the
roses that 1 mean to cherish forever. If
will let me, Betty."
I "If you don't mind the thorns, V she
I. whiskered.
T And Marta, watching them from the
| study window, surreptitiously wiped
i her eyes. "I do believe I'm glad of It
I after all," she said huskily, "though I
| know he'll never get his meals on
j tluie."
MADE FUN OF PHARAOH.
I'bf Anclentn I! virion liy II ml a Kern
Sense of Humor.
The fables of ,-Ksop prove that the
ancients were not without a liking for
fun, and the remains of ancient art tell
ihe same story, examples of artistic
humor are more common than Is sup
posed by most persons.
A drawing on a tile In the Metropoll
tan museum, in New York, represents
a cat dressed as an Egyptlau lady of
fa.-hiou. She Is seated languidly In a
chair, sipping wiuo out of a smali bowl
ami being fanned and olTcrcd dainties
by" au abject looking tomcat, his tail
between his legs. *
The cat HgurCs largely In the auc!eut
| comic groups of animal life. In a
papyrus In the British museum a flock
of geese are being driven by a cat and
a herd of goats by two wolves with
crooks and wallets. Oue of the wolves
is playing a double pipe.
There Is In the museum of Turin a
papyrus roll which displays a whole
series of such comical scenes. In
the lirst place a lion, a crocodile and
au ape are giving a vocal and instru
mental concert. Next comes an ass,
dressed, armed and scoptered like a
pbaraoh. With majestic swagger he
receives the gifts presented to him by
a cat of high degree, to which a bull
acts as proud conductor.
Another picture shows pharaoh In
the shape of a rat, drawn in a carriage
by prancing greyhounds. He is pro
cccdlng to storm a fort garrisoned by
cats having no arms but teeth and
claws, whereas the rats have battle
. axes ( and bows and Arrows.
Shifting the ICt'Kpoimflillfiy. *
Sir John Macdonald, when premier
of Canada, one evening was present
at u public dinner at which he was
expected to deliver a rather impor
tant-speech. In the conviviality of the
occasion he forgot the more serious
duty of the evening, and when at a
late hour lie rose his speech was by no
means so luminous as It might have
been. The reporter, knowing that it
would not do to print his notes as they
stood, called on Sir John next day and
told him that he was not quite sure of
having secured an accurate report.
He was Invited to read over his notes,
but he had not got far when Sir John
Interrupted him with "That Is not
what I said." There was a pause, and
Sir John continued, "Let me repeat
my remarks." lie then walked up and
down the room and delivered a most
Impressive speech in the hearing cf the
amused reporter, who t >jk down ever}
wofcd as It fell trqm his lips. Having
thankod Sir John for his courtesy, lie
was .takUiK his leave when'he was re
Called to receive this admonition:
•'Youn? man, allow me to give you this
word of advice—never again attempt
to report a public speaker when 70s
are drunk."
Poultney Bigelow
contributes
NEXT SUNDAY
Empire Builders
"We arc Empire Builders whether
we know it or not."
An individual, strong and siguificent
paper.
SOME SPLENDID STORIES
OF BRAVERY
The Ist of a Series
Chamberlain at Little
Round Top.
Another of
MRS. GEX. TOM THUMB'S DE
LIGHTFUL NAUR ATI V ICS
A SURGICAL PROBLEM V'UIT THE
TIUNKINU MACHINE
NEXT SUNDAY'S
PHILADELPHIA PRESS
Nov. 25th.» 1906.
| GREAT REDUCTIONS 1
1 --IN-- g
I SUITS and OVERCOATSJ
iw e have too big- a stock and too many gf
styles on hand. "Weather conditions
has been unfavorable, else we would not jg
p have to cut prices at this time of the sea- ji
son. 15 to 25 per cent, off on the Dollar will $
j| be your gain. j|
(COME EARLY A N D G E T THE BEST CHOICE^
y Boys' Overcoats, 4to 15 yrs. §j
< Prices, $2.09 to $6.00 J
C Every article, every garment is brand gj
j§ new of this season's make. Nothing old gjj
S or shop worn at our place. j§
K 1 ■ **■** . §j
| NEWMAN I
g 222 Mill Street., Half Block from Post Office. A
Calendars for 1907.
The Intelligencer office lius received
ji full and complete line of samples of
fine art calendars, and we are ready
to take your orders for 1907. Be
sure to call and learn our prices be
fore placing your order. Designs of
every description to select from.
Remember, we lead and others fol
ow.
Pure Blood is a Defense,
it means safety. A persou whose
blood is in an impuie and impoverish
ed condition is in the greatest danger
of catching any infectious or epidemic
disease. Dr. Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy is the mildest, safest and
surest purifier of the blood, thus
striking at the root of Kidney, Liver
and Bladder diseases. 81.00 at all
druggists.
THE FIRST
MTIOKAL BASK
WE INVITE YOU TO START THE
SAVING HABIT WITH
THIS BANK.
The First liilimiiil Hunk
of DANVILLE, PENN'A,
PAYS THREE PER CENT.
INTEREST ON SAVINGS
DEPOSITS.
Resources Over
$1,250,000,00.
w. ,
MAN WANTED ! somewhere near
Danville, to assist, us in showing ami
celling properties. No experience neces
sary, if willing to let us teach you the
real estate business. Salary SIIO.OO a
month, to honest man, willing to devote
part of his time to this business. Co
operative Land Co., Audrus Bldg.,rMin
neapolis, Minn.
ECZEMA and PILE CURE
[ D [ [ Knowing what it was to suffer
r n L L 1 will give FREE OF CM AR
<iE, to any afflicted a positive cure for
Eczema, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas, Piles
and Skin Diseases. Instant relief. Don't
suffer longer. Write F. W. WILLIAMS,
400 Manhattan Avenue, New York En
close Stamp.
OABTOniA.
Boars the /) Kind You Have Always Bought
JJXKCUTOHH NOTICE.
Estate of Daniel T. Lazaroiu, Late of Liberty
r J\)wnship, this fbuntj/.
Notice Is hereby given, that letters testa
mentary on the above estate having been
granted to the undersigned, all persons in
debted to said estate are requested to make
payment, and those bavin* e'alms or de
mands aualn-t the said estate to present the
same, without delay to
Chas. E. Lazarous,
Wm. 11. liA/ UK)U.S.
Milton, It. F. 1). No. 1.
UAKKIkT (?. KKKFKK,
Strawberry Ridge
| Correct Silverware |
jg Correct i n character, design and
I (workmanship —is as necessary as
dainty china or fine linen if you
would have everything in good
taste and harmony.
"134? ROGERS BROS."
kul'TS. for it J, spoons and Taney piece* I
for table are "correct" and can be j
purchased Irom lea J iug dealers every
where. 1
C«UloQtie"C-L" telle about the i?en»ln M |
International Silver Co., Meriden, Conn. Li
—m—mwn ihi niiiiir 1
HEADQUARTERS
We carry the largest line of Ladies' and Misses'
M Coats, Suits,
Hats, Skirts,
Underwear, 1
Dry Goods
and Notions
you tnoiiuy un each )nir
chase. The place to
spend your hard-earned
cash is where you get full value for your money, and
that place is at the
j PEOPLS'E STORE :
! 275-T7 MILL STREET, DANVILLE; PENN'A
Fat People
IWILL BEND YOU A TRIAL TREAT
MENT FREE.
t ion of superfluous n«w»n<l anient ifically per
f..et«d method atr.'iiKt henathe heart and nnaljb-tt you to
bmathe easily, and uuioklf remote® dmible-ehin, larße
■tumaob and fat hins. Prominent phymoiann adviKO
their patienle to take my treatment and leadinK
dortorH thcmMel vpb nre m. v patient*. I ab-
M)lulely «tiMut fw?irriM» s"nd
I ion free tnVnew bwk on Oh«dt™ It wil I *i»e yon de
tailed outline of my treitment : it will be Bent yon free.
Address HKNRY C. BliAI)F01M). Jl.
721 IIKADFOKT) BUILDING. 20 EAST
i'il> STREET, NEW YORK CITY.
112 ==^
When you ask for tho
BEST COUGH CURE
and do not get
Keap!s Balsam
You ore not getting the beet and will
bo disappointed. KEMP'S BALSAM
costs no more than any other cough
remedy, and you are entitled to tho
best when you ask for it. ♦
Kemp's Balsam will stop any cough
that can be stopped by any medicine,
and cure coughs that cannot be cured
by any other me dicine.
It is always the Best Cough Cure. j
At all druggists, 25c., 50c. and sl. I
Don't accept anything else. L
v V
Care Nervous Disease®.
■ —Dr. Oidman's Prescription—
MreugtliHiih tlio nerves. Builds up worn out men
aud women. .Price 50 Ct•»- •
NOT IN ANY TRUST
Many newspn p.-rs have lately given currency
to iv pur Us by Irresponsible parties to the effect
that
THE N£W HOME SEWINQ MACHINE CO
I had entered a trust or combination; we wlsb
to assure the public that there Is no truth In
such reports. We have been manufacturing
Sewing machines for over a quarter of a centu
ry, and have established a reputation for our
selves.and our machines that is the envy of al)
others. Our " Neu> Home" machine has
never been rivaled as a family machine.—lt
j stands at the head of all itiyh Grade sewing
' machines, and stands on Its oirtt merits.
The *' Neu> Home** is the only really
I HIGH GHAItE Sewing Machine
on the market,
I It Is not necessary for us to enter into a trust
to save our credit or pay any debta as we have
no debts to pay. We have never entered Into
competition with manufacturers of low grade
cheap machines that are made to sell regard*
less of any Intrinsic me rits. Do not be de
ceived, when you wantr sewing machine don't
send yuqr money away from home; call on a
if Nvw Home " Dealrr, he can sell you a
better machine for less than you can purchase
; elsewhere. If there Is no dealer near you, 1
j write direct to us.
' THE NEW HOME SEWINQ MACHINE CO
I . ORANGE, MASS. '«'
i New York. Chicago, 111.,8t. Louis, Mo., Allan*
1 . ta* Oa* Dallas Tex.. Ban VmaetoMb 00^'
PENNSYLVANIA
1 RAILROAD
schedule in Lffcct November 25* I i)€ 6
Trains leave South Duavlilc as I'olluwm :
or Catawissa. hast Klooiushutg, Nest «>|x*ek,
Nantlcoke, Wilkes-Rarre, l'iitstou, hcrtm
ton and iiucrhi -dlate stations, ..iianl 10.22
a., ill., 2.21 ami 5.55 p.m.. HakCuj*, and
10.22 a. in. da^y.
For Hunbury and intermediate stati« nn, 9.«0
a. m., 4.31 and 7.51 p. in. week-days, and 4.31
p. in., Sundays. Fur tiunbaty only, 12.10 p.
m., week-days.
'or Poltsville, Reading and "Philadelphia,
7.25 atld 10.22 a. in.and 2.21, p. m ' * vuk-ilays.
'or li i/.leton, 7.25 and 10.22 a. m„ 2.21 uud
p. m. week-days.
•'or Lewisliurg, Wllllaiuspovt, ojkl Jx»ck
Haven, o.ooa. in., 12 jd and 1.31 rvhi., week
days; 4.31 p. in. Sunday tor .WilUnnisporl
and interim diaet stations, 7.5l p. in., week
dnys . i
for llellefonte, Tyrone, Phillpsburu, Clear
rteld, ami Pittsburgh, o.ooa. m., and l'/.lu p.
in. week-days.
For llarnslnirg and intermediate stations 9.00
a. m., 12.10, 1..1, it ltd 7.51 p. in., week-days;
4.81 v. m., Sundays.
For I'ln tulclphia (via IlaiTlsbuvH) Baltimore,
and Washington. ».(« a. m., and
7.51 p. in., week-days; 4.31 Sundays p. in..
For Pittsburg (via Hii'rlsburg) 9.00 a. in.,
4.31, and 7.51 p. in., w.'ek-days; 4.31 p. in,
Sundays; (via Lewi.-to>un Junction; 9iooa»
in., and 12.10 pin., week-days; (via Uiolc
Haven) 9.00 a. in., and 12.10 p. in., week-day*.
For further information apply to ticket
agents.
W. W. ATTERBUKY, J. R. WOOD,
Genera! Manager. Pass'r Tratllc Mgr
Qku. W. Hoyd, General Fara'r Agt.
Dr. I. G. PURSEL,
NtUROLOGIST •
273 Mill Street, . Danville, Mc.
We straighten Cross Jfyes without operttlon
UOt'HS, 8 A. M.to JJ£ 14. ,j...
1 p. M.to 9 P. M.
EYES A 8 PEC I ALTTJfA
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOT ICS
Estate of Kflto J. Am wine, late or West
Hemlock township, deceased.
Letters of the efttata
ofEtlle J. Arnwine late of West Hemlock
township, Montour County, State or Penn
sylvania, having been granted by the Reg
ister of Montour County to the undersigned,
all persons Indebted t«> said estate are re
quested to make payment, and those having
claims to pres ut the same withoat delay tQ
Geo. I>. Aknwi.nk, liuckhom, Pa.
CM as. S. A K N w INK,
Route 3, Danville, «
or to Administrators
Chaklkh V. Amersan, l*anvllle.
BSjfctyJB HAlß ß balmm'
|KaiR^J|C)n U M and t*adttftaSti»« hS*
a lumriaul poirth.
■SK : Jxever Veils te BhUm
Hair to iU Youthful Col<*7
Curse aeelp 41mm a hair faISM
Pm <0», and SLOP al
■UM lhln •( aar M>" >1 Mtm. Tkl. ia
■mil ol Ikdi atjU, tenner u< liMplMhr.