|)aiu'ille Jjntelligeiuei J Established In 1828. SIOO Reward, SIOO. The readers of this paper will be pleas-) ed to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stagen, and that iff Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitution al treatment Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and as sisting nature in doing its work. Ti e proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hun dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Fills for constipa tion. Calendars for 1907. The Intelligencer office has received i a full and complete line of samples of { fine art calendars, anil we are ready , to take your orders for 1907. Be sure to call and learn our prices be- ( fore placing your order. Designs of every description to select from. Remember, we lead and others fol low. And to think that St. Patrick's Day ' is behind us! Miss Stella Cook is ill at her homo . on Vine street.. ( Coal strike possibilities keep the gnessers busy. It begins to look as if tlie people < would have to flit on sleds. i The overhanging icicle is keeping a I watchful eye for uuwary victims. 1 If Mr. Taft goes upon the Supremo Bench he will surely "add weight" to 1 its decisions. Rev. E. T. Swart*, pastor of St. Pe ter's M. E. church, South Danville, is i ill at his home. < John D. Rockefeller is said to be 1 losing his nerve. But he still has his 1 money. ' Ono Chicago mau names his son,and ' another names his uncle, in divorce proceedings. After all, these are only family affairs. Trespass notices for sale at this Two for sc. or 25c a dozen. 1 Good farm for rent in Dairy town . ship, Montour county. M. L. SHEEP, Jersey town Pa. , Mr. and Mrs. Claude Egglestou, of I Scranton, are visiting at the home of s Frank Berguer, Nassau street. J Miss May McNiuch, of Jerseytown, 1 spent Sunday in this city as the guest I of Mrs. Charles V. Amerman. A. H. Bloom,of Wilkes-Barre, speut 1 Saturday at the homo of George B. i Jacobs, Ferry street. ' Miss Katherino Ravor, of Burnham, 1 speut Sunday at the home of her fatli- ' er, Rev. C. W. Raver, Ash street. ' John Dauucr, of Honosdale, spent Sunday with friends in this city. Hortou aud Frease Laubach, of Ber- , wick, speut Sunday with friends in j this city. Miss Margaret Michael, of Clarks- | town,is a guest at the home of George ( S. Tillson, Piue street. , Miss Robiusou, teacher iu the third 1 ward schools, spent Suuday with her i parouts, Mr. and Mrs. William Robin- | sou, Liberty township. Miss Leah Mincemoyer, of Mont I gomcry, spent Sunday with relatives 1 iu this city. I Job Printing of all kinds properly executed at reasonable prices, at the ! Intelligencer Office. Phiiip Johnson, Walnut street, has ; received the appointment of assistant military instructor at the Soldiers' Orphan Industrial school, Scotland, 1 Pa. It will take more than 30 years to ( complete the Panama caunl if all of ; the work has to bo done in Washing ton. If China trembles when Uncle Sam makes a few precautionary warlike moves what would it do if it got up . against the real tiling? At Wilton, England, a pair of earls 1 have opened a carpet factory. The no bility seem to be finding time to open something besides jack pots. Can it be that the pesky little ground hog saw his shadow again aud rotired? Movers arc already making arrange ment for the anuual flit. The intelligencer is at your service as a news or advertising medium. We await vour commands. There is snow enough ou the ground now to insure a prolonged period of Blop and mud. Uniform primaries will at least stop the practice of foisting upou political parties in this State men who are un fit and wiio represent nothing. Some mou are born grafters, some acquire the art after liurd practice, and some are elected to the United States senate. If anyono asks what whisky is doing iu the food bill, let it be remembered that this whole thiug is being consid ered from the congressional point of view. Now it is intimated that the egg trust inteuds to hold its stored stock over another year. In that event it might become liable for attempting to obtain mouey i/n false pretenses. FOR BALE—At a bargain; one Mosler Bahnaun & Co. Safe; cost $125; will sell same at 850, weight of safe 1800 to 2000; anplv to Charles Woods 219 Mill St., Danville, Pa. Andrew Carnegie is a great success as a builder of public libraries aud a promoter of pipe organ funds, but as a leader of a spelling reform he is a monumental failure. The incubator is knocking tlie lion ont of the hatching business. Tlie hen should stop such foolishness and lay ©ggfl. The incubator will save her a great many weary hours. WAMTKD:—District Managers to post signs, nilvpnise anil distribute samples. Salary SIB.OO weeky, t3 (10 per day for expenses, -taie "go and present emplo\ ment IDEAL SUEAU LiX, 85 Rmi'ifofyh tj{., C Wcag'O. | The first baseball gnido for 1906 ig out, aud there is nothing in it to show I that the umpire will not be guyed just the same as usual this season. | The news that the Cuban tobacco ' crop is a failure need cause no alarm | among smokers. Lancaster bounty, Pa., will continue, as usual, to furnish the Havana cigars. They're going to investigate the lynching of a negro iu Louisiaua who was guilty of the imprndeuco of kill ing a cow that belonged to a white man. Our old neighbor, Win. Faugh, the plumber, moved bis family and household effects to their new quarters on Mill street, above Lechner's store rooms, yesterday. K. J. Evans will remove his barber shop from the Brown building to the room now occupied by Woods' news agency The change will take place during the first part of next week. WANTED AGENTS—to take orders for a fine line of Dry Goods Specialties. Also lied Cross Towels, a fine bath towel. We handle staples as well ns novelties. Spring samples now ready. Address at once Rob't. O. Wallace Co., Cliauncy St., Boston, Mass. The dissolute French count who lias made the life of Anna Gould one pro longed misery, was too ill to appear iu court last Saturday, so that the hear- j iug iu an effort to briug about a re couciliatiou was postponed for two weeks. He takes the prospective loss of his good fortune quite acutely. The blizzards of the last ten day have emphaiszed the meaniug to con sumers of the convention of miners I uow in session at Indianapolis. So j long as the blue birds were singing , aui the robins wore on the way the impending coal striko was uot so im pressive as it is when the snow falls and the winds blow. Dr. Torrey says "there is no more contemptible sneak and coward on earth than the writer of an anonym ous letter," aud referring to one he recently received said, "It may be that this man is a Christian; but he did a very unchristian thing, aud I hope for the sake of his soul he will apologize for it and sign his name to the apology." Mr. John O. Eyerlv in ordering the Intelligencer sent to his new home, No. (>2lO Reedluud St., I'hil'a says lie has been transfered from New York and has a fine position. He is employed with the Butterwick Pub lishing Co., and cares for all Eastern advertising. His family has gone to join him and make that city their fu ture home. Our best wishes for hap piness aud prosperity, John. The grand jury of Blair county has mado a departure by recommend ing that the county commissioners compel the Pennsylvania Railroad Compauy to pay the couuty at least $1.50 a day for each person maintain ed at the almshouse who is taken there after having met with au accident along the railroad. The bill met with general favor aud approval. This en tire expeuse has heretofore beeu borne by the connty. Running about Bninbridge street between Fourth aud Fifth every day of the week is a freak in the shape of a three-legged yellow dog. Three limbs are perfectly developed, while the fourth, the "lucky" left hind leg, is only a rudiment, a tiny paw, with well-develojied claws, grown fast to the body. The animal ap pears not the least bit concerned over the absent member, but gets about in a style that would bo the envy of any man with a wooden leg. Sort of a hop, step and a jump it is. His own er, an Italian boy, says "Triplets," as he calls him, was born that way. A man who has been gathering statistics ou the subject asserts that profanity is becoming more and more common among women and extends even to women of good social station and apparent refinement. This earn est statistican has gathered some figures worthy of a Carroll I). Wright. "Only today, while crossing the slushy streets," he said, "I heard four different women say 'D—n, and they said it loudly and firmly, too. One woman said it when her foot slipped and weut into a puddle to the top of her shoe. Another said it when a car she had signated to stop did so directly iu front of the dee|x:st pool of slush and water ou the street. Couldn't hardly blame her for that, though." That embryonic merchants nre to be found among the newsboys of Philadelphia was revealed in the fol lowing dialogue with one of the craft, who is particularly bright aud alert, while, as has been found by several men who are his patrons, is also scru pulously honest: "Give me a paper, son." "Yes, sir; here you are, sir. Never mind the money, sir; you can give me that at another time." "Why, how can you do business in that way? You don't know me. How do you know you'll ever get your money?" "Oh, I know you; I see you every day and have been waiting to get you to buy a paper." "Well, I've bought one. What now?" "Now I want you to buy one every day; won't you, sir ? You need not pay me wheu you buy it, I'd rather you paid me every Satur day, will you, please, sir'" "Of course, 1 will, my little mau," "Thank you, sir. Goodbye." "Good by." Here was enacted an incident that showed the true commercial in stinct, and tbe man was not slow to see it aud eucourage it. He insists that he will follow up that boy's career and do whatever he can to promote his interests. t Cupid, MedicaJ | I Assistant I > By LA TOUCHE HANCOCK < r Copyrltfbt, lUOG, by E. C. P&rcclls S ttWWWVWVWVWWWVWWg Dick Fremont was in an unromantic state of mind. A little Cupid, wlilch was holding a linger to its Hps und gazing at him from the top of an Ink itand ou a table by his side, seemed to -fl" 1 nUy.u-aIW, exhalisting filmself lately. He had been working too bard. At present be bad pains all over bis body. His tongue I was distinctly discolored, and bis pulse I was weak. His head was throbbing, ! and there was scarcely a portion of bis : body which did not ache. Loss of time ; meant loss of money to him. for he wrote for a living. If he did not work l he was perfectly aware that some one else would get ahead of him. Not that he had easily given up, but the task ! of putting words together had proved [ In his present condition as bard as | carving blocks of stone. In his extremity he thought of a doctor. Of all medical men he had a ! horror. At the moment, however, there seemed to be no excuse for not con "WHY, MAY—MISS MONTOOMEMY—'YOU?" quering his aversion, so he dispatched a bellboy with orders to bring the near est medical practitioner In a hurry. He had made a heroic effort to fore stall any aid from such a source. On the table near by were bottles of all sizes and shapes, containing nearly ev ery advertised patent medicino which he thought suited to his peculiar com plaint. He bad partaken of them ull with much the same result as if be "had drunk a "hazing" concoction. At last he had given up all hope of suc cessful self treatment and resigned himself to a dubitatlve trial of "kill or cure" at the hands of a doctor. The little Cupid attracted bis eyes to n photograph lying close at his hand. He took it up, looked at it earnestly and meditated. Just as he was about to press it to his Hps a knock came at the door. He said wearily, "Come in!" and a woman's voice responded: '•Pardon me, but are you the gentle man who sent for a doctor? The boy who called me said you lived on the third floor, but I did not quite catch the name he mentioned." The tones of the voice seemed fa miliar to Dick. He hastily hid the photograph be had in his hand behind tlie pillow ou his chair and looked up at his visitor. "Why, May Miss Montgomery you?" With a blush the woman he address ed turned as if togo away. "It must hove been a mistake," she began, when he interrupted her. "No, no! Please come In!" She hesitated and then, closing the door, looked at him. There was a pause, and neither spoke. Then Dick said, in a half whis per, "Are you a—a doctor?" "I am," she replied, with a smile, "but I don't think you meant to send for me." "Well"—he hesitated. "I'm glad to see any doctor." "Thank you!" She almost laughed at the doubtful compliment. "No! I don't mean that. I—l really had no idea of seeing you. I told the h°llboy togo for the nearest doctor, and I never "thought"— "To see me? No; I suppose not. You didn't know 1 had taken my degree. Of course not. I don't suppose my af fairs interested you after"— "After our quarrel? Oh, yes, they did, I assure you"— She stopped him with a glance. "You do look sick," said she, "really sick, and"—advancing to the table— "what on earth have you been dosing yourself with?" "A little medicine." "A little mediclue? A little poison!" she exclaimed, with a laugh, as she took up the several bottles, one after the other, and examined them. "Toothache drops! Paregoric! Dear me, you must have a complication of ailments!" "1 suppose I have,"he wearily as sented. ••I've tried them all, and I'm not a bit better!" Slit? burst out laughing. Then she came n little nearer to liliu nuil said, hesitating, "Let ine feel your pulse." He put bis hand In hern. Ills puis* was beating at fever beat. She count ed menially, then touching him on til* shoulder gently pressed his body for ward and placed her car to his back. As she did so the pillow fell down, re leasing the hidden picture. |she started as she suw her own photograph. Then, with a quite smile, she said, "Are you In pain?" "Awful!" he replied, pressing his heart. She winced and turned toward the mantelpiece. There, staring her In the face, was another photograph of her self. She turned and looked at him. "Why," she exclaimed, "I really be lieve you still"— "Yes," he replied, looking straight into her eyes, "I do still care for yon. Won't you forgive me for my share In that silly quarrel we had two year* ago? 1" She made no reply as he hesitated. "Ah, say 'yes,'" and he tried to rile, but sank back with an expression of pain. "Don't get up," she said gently. "You are too sick 1" "Can't you help me?" She sullied. "I think I can." She took out her prescription book and wrote on a leaf. "Here Is a prescription which"— "Oh. bless the medicine! I don't want that. If you only"— "Will you take It? See what It l»!" "Oh, I can't read doctors' hieroglyph ics. I mean I don't understand Latin." She handed him the slip of paper. He took it and carelessly scanned what she had written, which was merely her name—"May Montgomery." "Will I take It?" he almost shouted. "Will you give It to me?" She nodded her head. The cure wus complete. H« Asked Par It. "Do you know that the coin you lent me was a counterfeit?" said the habitu al borrower. "Oh, sure I do. Yuu said that yos. needed It l»ad." $13."]5~16.50 and iS.oo C VZAL I UES. Ladies' Spzing • Notice:—The*e extra special prices on new suits will be for ■Saturday and Monday March 24 and 2(! only. The Sale includes all our 1G.50 and 18.00 New Spring Styles Tailored Suits iu blue Panamas and fancy prey and plaid Suitings iu light colors, Jackets arc the "little Eton" and "Pony" sstyle, the Etons trimmed with braid and have the new girdle belts, have the short sleeves made large ami full ami one siyle has box pleats. Pon Jackets have black velvet collars, button trimmed and large full sleeves. All the skirts are boJc. pleated back and front. 13.75 is the price as an introductory to spring celling, they will be 19.50 and 18.00. 10.98 Value for 12.98, New Spring, Jacket, price for Sat urday and Monday only), Light Tan Covert box coat style with inverted box pleats running over shoulders and down front and back, patch pockets, cuffs with fancy stitching. SIO.OO COcATSi $y oo A notlier special value in New spring style coat. This comes iu J length, loose fitting style, trimmed with velvet collar. We Offer Big Values in Rain Coats. The kind that will keep you dry in the inidat of pelting mill anil JI Htire i>r< - tectiou for winter. Prices are most reasonable 8.00 Dark Covert water proof, 2 box pleats in back, stitching on collar and cnffs, belted in back, full length of the cost 10 00 Light Covert rain proof, 3 box pleats in back full length coat, belt and fancy collar and cuffs. 12 00 Itual Cravanettes in tan and slate colors, full length box pleats in back, fitted belt, collar and cuffs in stitched effect. Another Shirt Waist Special Saturday and Monday March 24 and 26th, 1906. 1.19 value was I.7s:—Sheer white lawn with lace yoke and medallions and rows of tucks iu front cluster tiukes back and gauulet cuff tucked. Another style very sheer, has a full all-over embroidery front and cluster tucked back. Notice our display of the new "Royal" Waists, white, absolutely the best fit ting waist made or sold anywhere. Prices 1.25. 2.50, 1.75, M,OO, to 5.00. Underslips for wearing under thin waists in pink, blue and white lawn colors that will wash without fading, G9c. i $3.50 Silk Petticoats, $2.50. Heather bloom Taffeta the nearest imitation to real taffeta ever lxnight out — it rustles like silk—it looks like silk—it won't cut like silk—these skirts have 1I» inch shirred flounce and small dust ruffle, back only. Uig line of ttlack Mercerized Petticoats at 1.00, 1.25, 1.50, 1.75 and 2.00. Money Saving on Domestics. 20c Ticking, 15c yard, bought at a sacrifice, we pass the bargain to you good quality for covering mattersses or pillows. Unbleached Muslins at 4, 5, 8 and 10c yard because they are in short lengths 2 to 10 yards much cheaper than in the piece. A Bunch of Furniture Bargains. 15,00 Sideboard 12.00: 13.00 Sideboard 10.98. Full size iu every way and made of oak, finished in fine style. Full Oak, 7 piece Bed Room Suit for 20,00 is a big value and a special < 112 no little importance. Silks That are Dressy and Attractive. Styles of weave and color shades that are lending factors in this season's vogue—if it's one color it's grey, a tinge of grey at least and you see thus depicted very stffcngly here. Fancies in exclusive dress patterns, stripes, figure, checks shadow effects at very moderate prices 50 75, 85c 1.00 yard. Peau-do-Cygne in colors are not only nice for (tresses but excellent for linings, 50c yard. Very Special Bgrgains: 75c and 85c Taffetas at 49c yard, in pieces suitable for waists dresses and trimmings, good line of colors. Look: Wool Dress Ooods at Half. Eager for a real bargain, then come and see tuose seasonable abrics at half price. 50c Voiles, 25c, All wool colors and cieam,* it means a new dress at just half the regular c st if you come here. 1.00 All Wool Crepe 50c Most desireable for evening or wedding dresses or a summer costume shades in pink and blue, light and royal. Cotton Wash Goods —Special Prices. With Spring drawing so near the savings if very apparent to the w se buyer. 15c Cotton Suitiugs, 10c, Huitahlu to be worn by children and yrowu nps 25c English Nainsook. 15c, More of this soft fine material so nice for lingerie and children's garments, easy t> wash and iron. 10c Percales, 5c yard, a very wide range of colorings in lengths from a shirt waist to a full dress. Good wearing and good washing materials. And just think cheaper this week than ordinary calicoes. The New Style in Corsets. High bust, long on hips, which gives tin* tapering waist line, hose supporters on front and side K. & (T. Corset at 1.00 and Thompson's Glove Fitting at 1.50. Of course there are dozens of other styles here too. Easter Egg Time is Near Now. Orders coming in now for names on Eggs, we keep them till you want them. No charge for decorating, eggs are 5, 10, 15, 25 and 50c. Candy for making up nests and baskets is coming ill now. Many Novelties are on display, you get the best selection here. Reductions in Shoe Department. 3.00 and 3.50 Men's Shoes, 2.25, Enamel in lace and blueher good and strong yet dressy, no out-of-the-way styles either. 50c Children's Shoes, a small lot 11 at will give good service to girl or baby. Goc_ Ladies' Rubbers, 50c. quality good, medium cut in height. % 2.75 Felts and Over, 2,25, 2.50; and Felts and Overs, 1.08, 2.0(1 Felts and Overs 1.09. House Furnishing Sale Continues. Very special: 12.00 Dinner Sets 7.50, 100 pieces, be.st quality American por celain, very prettily decorated in gold. 5.00 Toilet Set 2.39, complete with slop jar, every price /nil size, mottled de coration. llasement .Specials for Saturday and Monday 24 and 20, these days only. 10 quart Tin Dish Pan at sc, good quality tin and extra deep. 15c Galvanized Buckets, 10c, heavy and full size (not over 2 to a customer). 25c first quality Granite Covered Buckets, 15c, actual size 2 quarts. 25c White Dessert Dishes, 10c dozen (only 1 Dozen to each customer). 5c Mixing Bowls for 40c, asserted sizes, the larger size sell for 20c and 35c alone. Save Money on Groceries Here. We sell regularly day in the week: 10 lbs. Granulated Sugar 50c: 25 lbs. for 1.25. 25 lbs. Gilt Edge Flour guaranteed good 55c. Lion and Arbuckles Coffee 14Ac. New Maple Sugar at 5c »nd loc Cake. Fels Napths Soap at 0 cakes for 25c. Special: Saturday, March 24th. only: 25c can Cocoa for 17c. 10c package Graham Crackers 2 for 17c. % For-.-e with new prizes 2 packs 21c. Extra Fancy Lemons 10c half doztiu. Schreyer Store Co. Front Si. • - MILTON. H. - Elm Si. I Serloua. "How " » fl 1 V I yilx Smrt/z * 1 nl /iixkilU Slvanln Production of Anthracite Largest In History. Washington, March 16.—The pro duction of Pennsylvania anthracite co il in 1905 as reported to the Unit ed Slates theological Survey was the largest on record, amounting to 69,- 339,152.10ng tons, valued at $141,- 879.000. The production in 1904 was 65,- 318, 490 long tons, valued at 8138, 974,020. Of the 1905 output, 61,- 654,432 long tons were shipped to market; 1,402,644 tons were .'o'd locally at the mines and 6,282,076 tons were used for steam and heat. To Mothers in This Town. i hllilrrn who nre delicate, feverish nnd cross will Kct ilnmcfllntc r. li. I from Molh. i- Hi-mv's Swi. l I'owilcrs lor Children. I'll, v ■•leans;. Iho slonioch. net on the liver, making u.. . klv child si roiiKiind healthy. A ccrtnin cur.' for worms. Sol,l by nit druggists, 25c. Snmplc Fit k. Address. Allen s. Olmsted, I.i ltoy, N. V. eras ZSJRXSOZ a guaranteed euro for Dyspepsia, 1 udim't-tiou ami all Stomach trouble. Price 50 Cents. —:re Nervous Disease®. *- l>r. Oidman's Proscription— .»rvea. Huildaup worn out mon . Tin' term "entire," so often seen over Inns and taverns in England and not always understood by the passersby, Is said to have first been used about 1722. Prior to that date the malt liq uors in general use were ale, beer ami "twopenny." It was usual for tavern customers to call for a piut or tankard of half and half—that is, half ale and half beer, half ale and half twopenny or half beer and half twopenny. In course of time It became customary to call for a tankard of"three threads," meaning a third of ale, beer and two penny. To save publicans the trouble and waste of turning three taps for one piut of liquor a brewer named Har wood conceived the idea of making a | beverage which should unite the 11a- j vors of all three drinks. He called his production "entire," or "entire butt beer." As it was considered suitable for porters and other working people, it Is said to have obtained the further name of "porter."—London News. (ouklliiK and Tliuriuan, Senator Koscoe Conkliug was once addressing the senate in an impassion ed manner and seemed to direct his re marks to Senator Thurman. At length the latter got irritated. | "Does the senator from New York," lie roared, "expect me to answer him j every time he turns to me?" I For a moment Mr. Colliding hesitat | ed, and everybody expected a terrific explosion. Then, with an air of ex quisite courtesy, he replied: "When I speak of the law I turn to the senajtor from Ohio as the Mussul man turns toward Mecca. I turn to him as I do to the English common law as the world's most copious foun tain of human jurisprudence." The usually decorous senate broko into a storm of applause, and the Thur man eye moistened a little. The two statesmen were the best of friends and greatly enjoyed each other's socie ty when "off duty." A Modem Phllnnopher. John Stuart Mill was an unassuming philosopher. lie strove to give his wife the credit of his works, and he was liev -1 er pretentious in claiming precedence among men. Miss Cobbe in her "Life" relates this anecdote ot' Mr. Mill's mod esty: She was talking to him one day about the difiiculty of doing mental work when disturbed by the music of street bands and instanced the case of a gen tleman who was thrown into a frenzy by their noise. "It does not Interfere with my work." said Mr. Mill. Miss Cobbe remarked that Herbert Spencer was jnueli annoyed by such disturbance. "All, yes, of course!" rejoined the modest man. "Writing Spencer's works one must have quiet!" lie was so unconscious of the free dom from disturbance required to write his own "System of Logic" and "Po litical Economy" that he would allow, while writing. Ills eat to lie on his table or on Ills neck. His gentleness and Ills absorption in his theme protected hira. "Perfect I.emoiinile." Perfect lemounde Is made as follows: For a quart take the juice of three lem ons, using the rind of one of them. Carefully peel the ritiil very tliiu, get- I ting just the yellow outside. Cut this Into pieces and put with the juice and powdered sugar. of which use two ounces to l' e